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Speaker 1 (00:12):
They come from the bowels of Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The Bone Them shot.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A transformed race of walking dead zombies guided by a
master plan for complete domination of the Earth.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Plan nine from Outer.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Space, starring the most white marrish past ever, Tella Lugosi,
the seductive vampire, and poor Johnson as the walking dead.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Try off your electro gun, No, no starming dead sea the
menu bull.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Bullets bounce off their bodies, Rockets, missiles, Jets cannot stop
their death ships. What earthly power can stock this terror?
Or a glimpse of things to come? See this blashed
up screen suspense, or it could be happening right now.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The monster out there?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Give me that candy.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He don looks so scared of me.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah's kind of funny. I hated living with some from
of beings. Nice skim, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Call story all reput The devil is given him so
for human and strength.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I'm sure she is a devil woman.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Everyone that we know is just giving out candy.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Don't try a paper the house.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, she's not the devil. She's in Egypt. I got
lots of candy. He's not scary, he's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You are a very scary witch. We've decided to have
a Halloween party.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think it looks frightening. I like your costume.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm not scary.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It still looks kurt of creepy.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
The we're gonna have, oh a lot of Is there
anything better than Vincent Price's laugh?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's the spookiest laugh era. But here's the movie poster
for a villain.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Plan nine from out her Space. If you'll ever sit
through it once, you won't want to sit through it again, and.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You're never quite the same person again after Plan from
out of Space.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It is so stupid and length. Well it's an ed
Wood movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The woman on a poster, she looks like Martitia Adams or.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Elvira, but she's smiling. The woman in Planning from out
his face wasn't smiling. She never smiled because she was
the Hey look at this. Cowboys won. Yeah, buddy, Now,
let me explain. We've got tickets to a concert to
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give away, but we don't know what it is yet.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But it's a huge show.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They promised us, they promised, and we can't announce it
until nine o'clock. That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it's a big show, huge show, and we have
those tickets at seven fifty.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And we have no idea what it is. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They don't trust us. They think that we'll spill the beans.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, there's no beans to spill because we don't have
the plan.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
They don't trust us with the information.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I almost feel like we work for the federal government
and we just got a memo from the CIA.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, well it doesn't matter. We're still gonna have to
do a Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind burglar.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I will take it because we won and I was
afraid we were gonna lose.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, as we celebrate National Orange Wine Day, they
have orange wy, yes they do, and they have blue
line really blue put and freeze in that orange put
sun kiss. So it's National Coach's Day. Well, it depends
on the coach. Some try to inspire you to do better,
while others are just playing mean.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, coach Sawny did a great job.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah he did, Okay, so he's on the good list.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, congratulations, coach Shottenheimer.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is come and take it day. And this had
nothing to do with that flag at the Alamo. It's
supposed to be a day where you go out and
take something you've always wanted however, we strongly suggest that
you pay for it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We're not encouraging you to rob anything.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It is about Mad Hatter Day, about the character in
Alice in Wonderland. In real life, it refers to someone
who made hats years ago. Hats were made using mercury
for some reason, and prolonged exposure would cause the hat
maker to go crazy. That's where we get the expression
mad as a hatter. It is also National Badger Day.
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Take a bow if you went to the University of Wisconsin.
National Noodle Day, too bad. A lot of people don't
use theirs. Garlic Lover's Day. I do love that goes
with noodles, especially if the noodles are spaghetting.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
New vampires don't like it very much pasta Oh yeah,
National plus Size Appreciation Day, because the.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Bigger the cushion enough. National Kiss a Wrestler Day, all right,
It depends on the wrestler and how sweaty they are. Johnson,
I bet you. I'll bet you. National Rocky Mountain Oyster Day. No,
that is a hard nose.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I've never tried them, but when I was a kid,
or my uncle's ranchi uvaldi. One of my jobs was
to help hold them still while they cut their nuts off.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, they didn't know you were gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He was good fried, but I don't want to tell
I heard they are really good, but no, And it
is global.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
James Bond Day celebrates the Bond franchise that is held
on the anniversary of the release of the first James
Bond movie, Doctor Know in nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Year his favorite James Bondbo Connery.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Sean Roger Moore. I like both of them too, you know.
And Daniel Craig does a pretty good job.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's a good job.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
He got killed in the did a good job too,
Yes he did.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I was really hoping that Idris Elba was going to
be the next James Bond, but apparently that's just.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Rumor he was going to be. But I don't know.
I'll let them worry about that. You know who the
next one is? Just tell us when the next Bond
movie is coming out, because I always goes there, all right.
So we got sports of all sorts coming up here.
Then of course we got the freaking Fool File, which
is always bizarre headlines from how I would and of
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course I do have another wake up slap about the
Texas State Affairs ex th the morning dress.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
All right, get right, a happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, there is such a say guy, shake me, don't
break me. Look it's sake thirty times.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
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Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, a win is a win. Oh yeah, I can
take it. I know it was the Jets, but win win.
Dak Prescott through two of his four touchdown passes to
Jake Ferguson Dallas scored on two ninety yard drives in
the second quarter with a makeshift offensive line because so
many of them are hurt, and the Cowboys rolled past
the windless New York Jets thirty seven to twenty two. Yesterday.
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Javonte Williams ran for one hundred and thirty five yards
and a touchdown, also caught a touchdown pass. George Pickins
also had a TV reception. And the Cowboys bounce back
from a forty to forty tie against Green Bay last week.
And that's still a sore spot for me. Right, Yes,
the Cowboys victory gave coach Brian Schottenheimer a win over
the team for which he was the offensive coordinator. From
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two thousand and six to twenty eleven. It also kept
the Jets winless under Aaron Glenn, who's the first coach
in franchise history to begin his tenure with five losses. Now,
Dallas defense, which has kind of struggle without Michael Parsons,
didn't let the Jets do much until the game was
pretty much well in hand. Now the Cowboys will play
on the road again next Sunday against the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It took two hundred and eighty seven days, but the
Philadelphia Eagles have finally lost a game, and that does
not make me sad.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
No reason to celebrate here.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
The Denver Broncos ended the defending champions ten game winning streak,
which dates back to Week sixteen of last season. Eagles
quarterback Jays had won eighteen straight games that he started
and finished. Philly lost in Week sixteen last year when
he got injured. Also, Bose Saints finally won a game
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after ten straight losses. Quarterback Spencer Rattler picked up his
first NFL victory against the New York Giants twenty six
to fourteen. While Rattler was solid, it was the Saints
defense and special teams that got the job done, three
fumbles recovered, one return for a touchdown, two interceptions, and
four made field goals. Also last night, the Buffalo Bills
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lost their first game this season. They got upset by
the Patriots twenty three to twenty And I wouldn't care normally,
but I had picked them in our.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
NFL pass, so that upsets mere go further into the
NFL Now. Just a few days ago, last Thursday night
in Los Angeles, the San Francisco of forty nine Ers
just stomped the La Rams in dramatic fashion. And over
the weekend it was revealed that forty nine Ers quarterback
Matt Jones, who threw for hundred and forty two yards
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and two touchdowns in that Thursday game, he had a
really rough start to his game day. Last Thursday, He's
standing on the balcony of his hotel looking out at
the scenery.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hours before kickoff.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
He sees a deceased person floating in the marina.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
About that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Wow, Yeah, the La County Sheriff's Department is still investigating
the incident. Somehow, someway Jones blocked out the dead body
drama and he took care of business on the field.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And we commend him for the hell, man, can you
imagine just looking down there? Is that a long straumatic Well,
it was a good weekend of college football, at least
for me. Sorry, Annabelle, your Longhorns got beat by Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I know we were listening to the game on the
way to TCO and I had.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
To turn it off. That cost him. Miami moved back
to number two in the Associated Press College Football poll.
Texas Tech has its highest ranking since two thousand and
eight in Penn State, and Texas fell all the way
out of the top twenty five for the first time
since twenty twenty two after the two top ten teams
lost to unranked opponents.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
One of the headlines I read yesterday said, let's face it,
the Longhorns aren't a very good team. That hurts.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, but it makes me laugh. Yes, number one Ohio
State was dominant and it's went over Minnesota. But it's
forty first place votes, where it's fewest since ascending to
the top five weeks ago. Oh did I mention miy
Angies winning?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, now they're ranked at number five. Wow. Texts A
and M hammered Mississippi State number nine. Texas Tech cracked
the top ten for the first time since it was
number eight in the final regular season poll in two
thousand and eight. Georgia moves up two spots number ten.
Efforts went over Kentucky and TCU. They look like they
were gonna blow it against Colorada really did.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It was a nail by game Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Sill you have a good time out there Saturday. Yeah,
oh yeah, hell right time. The weather was nice too. Also,
SMU pounded seas ECUs thirty one to eighteen. While we
were in frag Gally, this lady named Mary Jane came up.
Oh oh, I listened to you all all the time,
just as sweet as she could be. So we wanted
to say a big shout out to miss Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, we had a bunch of people stop buying frag Gally,
So thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Veteran NFL sideline reporter Pam Oliver was on the call
of Sunday afternoons New York Jets versus Dallas Cowboys game.
She's part of the broadcasting team that includes Greg Olsen
as a color commentator and Jason Bennetti, who is filling
in for Geo Davis, who's working the MLB Playoffs right
now now. Oliver, a veteran NFL sideline reporter, has sparked
concern with her appearance and performance in recent weeks, with
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fans taken to social media to express concern about her,
and she has at times struggled to give sideline updates.
Back in twenty twenty one, I don't know if you
remember this, but she said in an interview she suffers
from debilitating migraines. Let's talk about those MLB Playoffs. Toronto's
beatdown to the New York Yankees in Game one was brutal,
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but yesterday's was even worse. They beat the Yankees thirteen
to seven in Game two. They lead the best of
five series two games to none. Teams that take a
two to nothing lead at home in a division series,
by the way, have won it thirty one out of
thirty four times, with twenty sweeps out Game three tomorrow
night at seven o eight. Meanwhile, the Seattle Mariners were
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able to bounce back yesterday. They beat the Detroit Tigers
in the nail Biger three to two to even up
that series at one game apiece. Game three tomorrow today.
By the way, you can check out game two of
the Phillies versus the Dodgers series on TBS. The Dodgers
lead the series one to nothing, and then tonight it's
the Milwaukee Brewers versus the Chicago Cubs. Brewers are up
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one to nothing in the best of five game series.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
What the hell is up with the NFL athletes getting
in trouble with the law?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know, oh Mark Sanchez? Yeah, oh man, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It just doesn't stopping it. You know, you kind of
get embarrassed to talk about it.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
On the Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez is in deep
duty with the law after being accused of approaching and
assaulting a delivery driver while intoxicated, then before the driver
stabbed him multiple times in what the driver described as
self defense. This is one hell of a skirmish that
broke out between these two, I thlready said. Sanchez was
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hospitalized later placed under arrest for battery with injury, unlawful
entry remotor vehicle, and PI public intoxication. Police alleged that
Sanchez approached a truck driver making a delivery at a
nearby hotel and then escalated the encounter, which eventually got
Sanchez stabbed right there on the spot you want to.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Be started a fight about as he was drunk.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's not clear. I'm thinking it was a drunken, angry episode.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But when the story first broke and I told you
about it on Saturday Bow, the story was that he
was seriously injured in the hospital because of a stabbing,
and you think, oh, well, he was mugged or something,
and then you find out later Saturday night that he's
the one that instigated self defense.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, how do you get mad at a guy who's
just making a delivery in a hotel? Oh, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Start tru.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Victory Plus is celebrating the return of Dallas Stars Hockey
by driving an ice cream truck around DFW now through Friday.
And the ice cream is free.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's for me.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Just download the free Victory Plus app on your phone
and find the Puck, Drop and Chill truck at scheduled
locations all around here and you can score free treats,
meet celebrity guests, win prizes so much more. The Star
season gets underway this coming Thursday, when the Stars faced
the Winnipeg Jets in the wind a Pig. Don't you know?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Get ready? The freaking fool file next on the ball
and then show Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Well, we're a little comfortably numb because it's
Monday morning. Very true, but we're gonna get through this week,
I promise. Now it's time for the freaking fool file.
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Throw your current lifestyle overboard. That is the advertisement for
Victoria Cruise Lines, which builds itself as the world's first
affordable residential cruise ship. In other words, you live on there.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah. I know a lot of senior citizens that are
doing that because they say it's cheaper than living in
a nursing homer of the It's out living for somebody.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah. Cabins typically go for about three forty dollars a
month for a three year voyage to fifteen or one
hundred and fifteen countries, and travelers from all over the
world have the option of doing the route for as
long as they want to. Well. For Australians Dennis and
Tara Juan from Perth, Australia, they were excited by the
prospect of at home at sea living on a cruise ship.
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The advertisement on Facebook couldn't have come at a better
time because they had just planned their retirement three years later,
the ship has yet to sail.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They were scammed.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
In fact, they and other would be cruise residents have
found that Victoria Cruise Lines does not even own or
have a lease on the ship that is being advertised.
The Wanes are just two of dozens of people who
have been waiting for their refund for their deposits. They
sold their homes, rehomed all their pets, and put their
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belongings in story walls to Victoria Cruise Lines haven't been answered.
Soccer surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Well bo, here's a story out of Washington State. A
forty eight year old man was arrested after setting fire
to two adult novelty shops in Snahomish County, Washington. The
first fire happened around seven forty four pm at Adult
Airport Video, so not that much of a novelty shop
as a second shop, right Apparently. Security footage showed the
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man carrying a gasoline can, entering the store and dumping
gas on the floor before he set it on fire.
Flames even ignited the bottom of his boots as he
ran away, so I guess he looked like the human
torch from Fantastic Boarder. There were several customers in the
building's adult theater section at the time, you know, the
ones with the private room where you can well you know.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
About two hours later, the same man set fire to
the door of the love Zone while the owner was
in the back of office. The police found the suspect
nearby at a Value Village parking lot, where the man
did not come peacefully. He threw a metal object at
the deputy and then he tried to run away. He
was arrested on charges including two counts of arson, burglary,
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and resisting arrest.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
What he burned on a package of Maybe he was religious,
Well that's not how you go about it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
If you're religious, well walk into the adult story gets
struck by lightning. This is another freaking fool File story
about the dangers of gasoline, my friends, and this time
it's a fluor idiot that's up to no good sheriff's
deputy in Leon County, Florida, had a case of mistaken
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identity when he confused a man pumping.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Gas with a man holding a gun. Oh, that looked
just like a gas pump.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
The right shadows and all that kind of stuff. I
can see where it would be a dangerous threat. It
was a circle K parking lot. The officer hopped out
of his car. He drew his gun into man, asking
him to show his hands, and the unnamed man complied. Then,
when the man was asked what he was doing, he said,
I'm filling up gas cans. And from there the officer said,
you understand that you're holding the pump like it's a pistol, right,
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and the guy defended his movements. He goes, well, I
had the pump in my hand and I was waving
at the attendant inside to go, hey, turn on the pump,
turn on the pump, so do a cop. That looked
pretty dangerous, he said, that's not what it looked like
to those driving on the road either.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
How many guns have you seen with a gas pumpo
was attached to it?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Not very many, but it could have been a flame
throw all yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
People carry those around with them all.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Movies they do.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh yeah, and in Florida you never know. Bo oh,
listen to this one. Russian women are reportedly paying up
to twenty thousand rubles which is two hundred and forty
five dollars Mrking for tiny wigs that they glue to
their pubic area for a more natural look, inspired by
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the nineteen nineties. I remember the nineties and I didn't
even play the word pubic hair that much.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh my gosh. So they're pain so it looks yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
According to Russian media, the popularity of pubic hair wigs
has skyrocketed and recent months, inspired by a naturalness trend
sweeping Russia, Marcans both young men and women are flocking
to online stores at marketplaces to look for realistic pubic wigs.
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Now you're probably asking yourself self why would someone need
such a bizarre accessory, But the answer is simple. Most
users want to adhere to the natural look of their
nether regions, but don't really want to grow their own hair.
For multiple reasons, some have opted for permanent hair removal.
Others just don't want to deal with the itchiness of
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growing hair, So pube wigs are the perfect solution. Whatever.
Imagine explaining that somebody comes over to your Hey, what
the hell is that a bug?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You know how they attach that, don't you? They use
that spirit gun?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No, yeah, that glue a FURKINI about what it is?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh, Lloyd, Hey, coming up next hour, we have tickets
to a big show. The Boss tells us it's a
huge concert coming to town, but they don't trust us
with the information, so we won't find out who it
is until nine this morning with you guys, but we
do have your tickets to this mystery concert at around
seven fifty. And since the Cowboys won yesterday, if you
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want to win the tickets, tell them what they have
to do, Bo.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
They have to solve a Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind mangler.
All you will need is the stats from the game
all maybe a calculator and it will end up with
a number. You tell me what Cowboys player wears that number,
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Do that next hour right here on the bow of
them show on Dallas Fort Wors Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five, Dallas for Wars Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Kevin Cronin of Ario Speedwagon seventy four years twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Four, Well, happy birthday, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I think they're kind of patching things up, you hope,
so one gig anyway, Yeah, we'll see. Well you start
waving some money around, I guess we can stop arguing
for at least two.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well, Amy saw when he was doing the Kevin cronin
band shows. Then tickets weren't selling.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, Oh what a difference a win makes. Oh yeah.
Remember I've always said when Jerry Jones gets in front
of a camera after a loss, he says about every
third world. Oh yeah, listen to this fifteen second clip
of Jerry Jones after a win.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
This was a great win for team, not a win
for an individual or a four or five All star
Paull Probs. But this was done with a lot of
guys that wouldn't even have been dressed.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Out out there today, or several of Now I just
counted one.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I counted too, too, Yeah, just two compared to what
he normally does with a fifteen second clip.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Thirty forty of them we've counted before. God, it's amazing.
So Jerry's he's happy. Now he's going to sleep. Well. Uh,
this is why you need to pay attention at your job. Okay.
Last Tuesday in New York AM radio station ten ten
Wyns had their weather person doing the weather, but someone
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was watching porn at their desk. Oh accidentally put the
porn scene audio on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh you're so hot?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Oh yeah, deeper, deeper, that's a cold front. Oh man,
thank you very much. Bet there might have been some
his you aren't always ready for that ad.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sweat what you.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Got from it? Well, bo.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Not only does Taylor Swift rule the album chart, she
also rules the box office. Her special Life of a
Showgirl album release event at movie theaters, which only played
for three days, tops the box office this weekend, earning
thirty three million dollars. It beat out two of the
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world's biggest box office stars, Leonardo DiCaprio and his movie
One Battle After Another, which came in second, and Dwayne
the Rock Johnson's brand new movie The Smashy Machine, which
came in third.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
That's supposed to be a pretty good movie.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, there's some oscar talk around that. Speaking of Taylor,
he has a song on her new album called Wood,
and reportedly it's an ode to Travis Kelsey's manhood. Okay Wood, Yes, sir,
fans think that Taylor left clues that revealed Travis's exact
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size since its song number nine on her album, could
it be Travis's nine inches?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Totally?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Travis Taylor and everyone in the Kansas City Chiefs locker
room knows for.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Sure nails tickets today. By the way, it is speaking
of nine Yeah we got those at eight.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Forty, just four days after filing for divorce from Keith.
Urban Academy Award winner Nicole Kidman was in Dallas on
Saturday to present an award to Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan
at the AMPHI Auction. Am FAR is a nonprofit that
works to sport AIDS research and prevent the spread of
HIV worldwide. Nicole presented Sheridan, who she worked with on
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the movie Lioness, with the Award of Inspiration, and she
praised him for understanding that we are all more alike
than we are different, and that we are better when
we all look out for each other. American idol judge
Lionel Ritchie out on a book tour promoting his memoir Truly,
and in the book, the seventy six year Old Grammy
Winter reveals that he almost became a priest, but while
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singing with his college band, the Commodores perhaps you know them,
oh Yeah, a woman in the front row shouted, sing
it baby, and that made him dedicate his life to music.
Also in the book, Lionel Richie reveals his buddy Michael
Jackson had a hygiene problem that led him and Quincy
Jones to nickname Michael Smelle really, but he says that
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it was due to Michael Jackson's busy schedule that he
would oftentimes stay in the same clothes for days on end.
Plus it wasn't like Michael could go shopping without being mobbed.
And he says he couldn't send his clothes to the
cleaners because people would steal his clothing. Oh, Michael Jackson's
poor guy. And Anna Kendrick, who was starred in such
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movies as Pitch Perfect one and two, the Twilight Series
and the Accountant, believes she locked eyes with the Lockness
Monster while in Scotland earlier this year. Anna Kendrick says, quote,
there was a thing and it came out of the
water and it looked right at me. Maybe it was
Travis Kelsey's manhood. That's your head lines from a Holly,
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that's what you're trying.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
The Cowboys one boat, I know that was what was
classic rock lone Star ninety two five, Get ready for
your mind, mangler And also coming up momentarily, I do
have one more wake up slap that involves the State
Fair of Texas. Remember we did the one where the
girl puked on the road. You go FASTA you go
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fast my favorite. You will find out the momentarily. But look,
look what time it is. It is Monday morning, and
it's time for anna Monday morning Mexican word of the day,
and this.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Is from my ancestors in Montico and from a lone
star Rascual Curtis.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Today's Mexican word of today is herpees urpy.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Please use it in a sentans please.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Me and my sister split up pizza. I got mic
beeace and she got burpee. Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, we do go Curtis. We need all the help
we can get around here. Now it's time for the
ed occasional pop out of the show. Listen and learn.
It's time for did you know some amazing fact you
probably couldn't give a rats ass about? But I got
him anyway, all right? Did you know Major League Baseball
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had zero no hitters in this twenty twenty five regular season?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
They did.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
It's been twenty years since two thousand and five, when
there was another season without a no hitter. Before that,
the previous year without a no hitter was nineteen eighty nine. Damn,
did you know in four of the five movies nominated
for Best Adapted Screenplay at the time twenty eleven oscars.
A character lost an arm in all of them, One
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hundred and twenty seven Hours, Okay, Yeah, Toy Story, Three,
True Grit, Winter's Bone. The fifth movie was The Social Network,
where no one lost an arm, but it won an oscar.
But maybe there's a lesson. Yeah, did you know? It
did not become legal to breastfeed in public in every
state until twenty eighteen, when Utah and Idaho finally passed
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laws to allow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
They relate to the game forced to Pump Yes, Yes,
For God's sake, did you Know?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Less than half of the cultures in the world kiss.
Researchers have found no evidence of romantic sexual kissing in
some sub African countries, Central America, and Amazonian societies. Historically,
in Japan and China, public displays of affections such as
kissing are not traditional. In Instead, bowing is a common
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form of greeting and showing respect. India and other parts
of Asia, kissing is seen as a private sexual act
and is frowned upon in public. Even a little peck
on the cheek the greeting the namaste greeting involved in molvling,
placing pols together and bowing. That's their alternative. I wonder
if it has to do with dental hygiene.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, it's I think it's like just their culture is
that it's seen as something for private.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Okay, I guarantee you most of you know this dancing
was banned at Baylor University until nineteen ninety six. It
is a Baptist church. It has a Baptist church, and
you know how them back.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh yeah, but nineteen ninety six, well, you know they
danced in private.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Of course they did. Boy did that horizontal mamba? Did
you know? Angela Lansbury moved her family from California to
Ireland in the sixties after her daughter fell under the
spell of someone Angela Lansbury described as a Hollywood debt
who would pick her up from school and get her
to steal money and fruit from her parents from the
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house just to feed him. The guy was Charles Manson
Harley Mansing. She moved out of Hollywood, right. Did you know?
Alcohol consumption has declined throughout the country over the past decade.
In fact, only one state reports an increase in drinking
in the past ten years.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What state is that?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That would be Tennessee. Well that's where they make all that. Yeah, Lynchburg.
Did you know the Guinness Book of World Records is
in the Guinness Book of World Records as the best
selling copyrighted book series of all that's funny, And did
you know technically it is illegal to mail your used
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underwear to a pervert who bought them from you online.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Wait a minute, I see this on Orange.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
As the New Black. Yes, yes, federal law bands quote
mailing and and filthy substances. You couldn't even you probably
could go to prison for that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Really selling dirty underwear well and sending it through the mail.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
But he asked me to do it. I don't care
what Ao asked you to do. Don't last month showing
him half over yet. Just wait. Dallas War's classic rock
lone Star ninety two five gets you calculator ready, And
of course the stats from yesterday's Cowboy game. Because we're
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gonna do the Monday morning mathematical mind bangler so we
can give away tickets to a concert that we have
no idea who's going to be playing at We'll.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Find out at nine this morning. Big concert announcement. But
the boss assures us this is a big show.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's gonna be gonna be huge. So that's coming up.
Oh but now it is time for a Monday morning
wake up slap. Now you might remember last Monday we
played the girl who threw up on the ride at
stay Fair of Texas and got felt up by the Carney.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
One of the best ones ever.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Well, I'll just let this one speak for itself.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Good morning, this is it.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
This is Sandy. How can I help you? Sandy? Hi? Sandy?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
How are you Sandy? Can we speak to Kent? Please? Yes,
you may well. We're calling from the State Fair of Texas.
Just tell him that.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Okay, can you just hold one moment please.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I can do it anything for you. Sandy.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Good morning. This is Kent. Can I help you here? Can?
How are you today? I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Hubert Earl from Monda. I'm calling from the State Fair
of Texas. Uh you a visit? Did us over here,
didn't you? Oh? Yeah, we had a good time over there. Yeah.
You come here on the opening weekend because we'd like
to call people when they were here on opening weekend
to see how their experience was so, so you had
a good time or what? Yeah, yes, I did it. Yeah,
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we had a nice start of family, loved it over there. Okay. Yeah,
he probably probably ate a little too much of everything,
didn't you. Huh that sad again, you've probably ate a
little too much everything, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Yeah, yes we did.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I'm sorry I talk a little fast some time. I
don't mean to do that. But uh uh and you
came here with your family. How many is in your family?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Well, there's five of us.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
There's there's me and my wife, two boys, and the daughter.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Okay, and the youngest boy he's uh he's what nine
years old? Yeah, yes, yes he is. Yeah. See, we
do research. We found out about people that you you
don't come stay fair But so you found your way
around fair grounds, no problem everything. Well, yeah, of course
we go every year. Okay. Uh you did understand play
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a visit to the automobile building, is that right? You
like to look at them cars, of course?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah. Well see we know a lot of people have
to like to sit in them cars, you know, wouldn't
see what it'd be like driving them and everything. And
I know you probably let your boy in there and
occasionally somebody will spill a drink or something like that,
but we overlook stuff like that because because that can
be cleaning. But uh, I think we got a problem now, Well,
(36:35):
well we got a problem here. I just got off
the phone with the Ford Motor Company. Your boy, what's
your boy's name? Again? That nine year old boy, Seth? Okay,
well Seth went in sat down in one of the
new Mustangs and he did a little more than spill
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a drinking there. He did a little more. I told you,
this was a Herbert El from Monda, going from the
state of Texas. And uh, like I said, I just
got off phone with Ford Motor Company and they're all
upset and yelling at me because, uh, your boy left
a little something inside one of them cars. Oh uh
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can I break in here?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Her?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Wait? Wait, hold on to second. I have someone from
h Dallas Police. Can I break in here? Yeah? Sure,
go ahead, yeah, yeah, hold on one second, hold on,
hold on, yes, sir, and your name again, sir. My
name is Kent, Kent Kent.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
This is Officer Webb and my head of security at
the Texas State Fair. We have video cameras surveillance in
that whole building and from several areas and from several angles,
and from eyewitnesses, And we have seen your boy entering
that Mustang. And there were eyewitnesses who saw your son
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leave that vehicle, and when they sat in it, they
saw a fecal matter inside. Excuse me, and that mustang
it was a mess.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
So there's a problem I was talking to you about here.
I think you boy dropped the duke log in there
somewhere and didn't tell nobody. And now the Ford Motor
Company's yelled at me because they can't sell the car
no more.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Well, there's cost of moving those cars out of the area,
then we're moving back in. They can't sell that car,
is what we were told, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I had my eye on my son the entire day.
There's no way he did any of that. Well, he's
got the wrong guy. No, he supposedly did. He supposedly
dropped the big old deuce in there. And so now
the Ford Motor comonany is yelled at me because they
can't sell the car. So they're wanting me to get
you to pay for the car. Oh, oh what there, sir, sir,
(38:53):
wa ain't no sense of using that kind of language.
O Church Membory. Damn it. Oh you just said shirt
and yeah, yeah I did. You're pissing me off right now.
Somebody's got to do something about this car, and it's
gonna be you that's gonna have pay for it. Oh
oh really? Oh yeah, really find me?
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah you come down, come down here.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I'll show you who's gonna pay for that. I ain't
gonna drive all the way to Old Deessa. Hell, Old Dessa.
I ain't driving all the way there. You come here, man,
take care of it. Oh, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
What's up is going on? No? No, no, I doesn't told
you not to use that kind of language. Who do
you watch your mouth?
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Who are you calling?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Hey Kent Ken? Yeah, got something for you you ready? What?
Happy birthday to you? Happy birthday to you, hey Ken.
It's Bowe and Jim from Lone Star ninety two five.
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You see, we're the wiseass morning show. Your brother listening,
Your brother who you stayed with when you came down
for the split Parl Texas told us to give you
a birthday wake up slapt and your son probably did
take a dump in one of them cars. Oh my god.
See we knew since you didn't know who we were.
This would be easy to pull off. And we had
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him for a while.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Didn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, we did. But I wouldn't be all surprised if
your son didn't take a dump and one of the cars.
Oh well, he did take a dump in the pool
one time. He did take Hey, took a dump in
the pool at the State. So you're gonna have to
pay me black too. Hey, happy birthday? Can thanks God.
(40:39):
Now I'm gonna have to go kick my brother. They
all piled the paws off my silken draw.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
That's right, you can about that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Juma Dallas Warst Class at Gronkolne Star ninety two five. Okay,
we have tickets to this concert and we can't tell
you what the concert is because we don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
We don't know who it is, or when it is
or where it is. It's going to be here in
North Texas. But yeah, they won't tell us. They don't
trust us with that information. Bone Apparently they swear, oh,
this is going to be big. It's going to be huge,
I swear to God. So you and I will all
find out together.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
What the concert is. Until then, we're going to give
away some tickets to the concert that we don't know
what is mystery ticket?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, if you want to take a chance on this
huge concert coming to town.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven
five and this is the Cowboys one. Yeah, buddy, you're
going to have to solve the Cowboys Monday morning. Mathematical
mind may all right, now, brain hurts already. All you'll
need is a calculator and uh the stats from yesterday's game.
(41:52):
You can find that at ESPN. Everything you need is
right there. And there's only three steps to this, okay,
and it's just it's all addition, all addition, that's okay,
all right. First of all, sir, you take the total
number of points scored in the game, total numbers, so
both those teams combined thirty seven plus twenty two, okay,
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all right, got it, all right. Then add the number
of first downs the Cowboys made, okay to that number. Okay,
got it, yes looking. Finally, add the total number of
points scored in the first quarter, only in the first quarter.
Total number, total number of points in the in the
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first quarter. Okay, just what they scored in the first
core both teams?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
All right, I got it, I got it. There's more.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Let me see. No, that's it, what you got? That's
the one? She got it? Anna has a mouth cuulator
in her brain. I guess she does. Let me run
it down for you again.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
All right.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Take the total number of points scored in the game
thirty seven plus twenty two. Then add the number of
first downs the Cowboys made only the Cowboys, only the Cowboys.
Then finally add the total number of points scored in
the first quarter by both teams. Yeah, that was easy.
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It comes up with a number. You tell me on
the Cowboys. Who wears that number? All right?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Two?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
One four or eight? One seven? Seven? Eighty seven? One
nine five? Let's see if anybody's got it. Well, boone
of them, show tell me what number do you have?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's the one?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
What? Hello? So please turn your radio down? Please? Okay, okay?
What now?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You gotta do math to win?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Got it? Do mask?
Speaker 9 (43:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I failed math? Well, too bad. It's all ran out
of gas at the end. Did you hear that? Here?
Bone them, show tell me what number and what player
wears that number? And who wears eighty seven?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Come on, come on, stand down now we know what
the number is.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yes, the number is eighty seven and.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
He had a big game yesterday.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He scored two touchdowns game.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Do you know who it is?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Well, then show tell me who wears number eighty seven
on the Cowboys. That's a little right. Okay. Now you
have one ticket to a concert and we don't know
what it is yet, but you will get your tickets
and hopefully you will be delightly surprised.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, we'll find out at nine this morning, but they
assure us it's a huge concert.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Well better, okay, hang on just a minute, we'll hook
you up. Okay, Okay, I heard my man right there.
Don't even ask his name.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I don't think rescue, but we know he's number eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Hey, by the way, what's your name? It's Kevin? Kevin? Okay,
hold on again. Herbert L. Fromunda, Well, Hubert L. Famunda
would have been a good answer, but it wouldn't have
been the right answer.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Hey, Rock, the bank is back again this week with
your shot at one thousand dollars nine times a day,
Monday through Friday. So if you could use some extra
cash to go to the State Fair with the family,
or maybe to pay off some bills this month, then
just keep listening. Bow and I are going to have
that first keyword of the day coming up around nine ten.
When you hear it, you enter it at lone star
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next big one thousand dollars winner rock the Bank on
lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Five dollafor's classic wrong lone Star ninety two five. I'm
a simple human being. I don't need much. Just a
little room and a little sleeping food. Yeah, maybe and
some suck, maybe a boink avery.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You know, that's what they say, that it's something that
the body.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Needs exactly exactly. Now, did you watch any of Saturday
Night Live?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I did, I did.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I've only watched about half of it. Did you see
the monologue yes with Bad Bunny. Uh huh. Did you
know that Christy Nolan has threatened him.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, to have ice at the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
To have ice arrest him at his super Bowl performance.
You know he's American, right, Yes, he's from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Puerto Rico is a US territory that makes him legal.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Okay, wow, I know that during Saturday Night Live. One
of the things that they said after they said that
ice was going to be on hand for the Super
Bowl and it was like, yeah, for all those immigrants
who can afford to go.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh man, we'll have to sneak in. Many people also
accused him of not being American too, But what did
we just say?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's a US territory, Puerto Rico is you know what
a lot of people are learning that.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh well, apparently not the right people are learning. Okay,
you know what, very rarely do I get a request
to play a show open, but somebody said, please play
the Plan nine from Outer Space trailer. Yeah, yeah, here
it is Plan nine from outer Space.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
They come from the bowels of Hell.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
The boon them shot.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
A transformed race of walking dead zombies guided by a
master plan for complete domination of the Earth. Plan nine
from Outer Space, starring the most white Marrish cast ever,
Fella Lagosi, the seductive Vampirod, and poor Johnson as the
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walking Dead.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Turn off your electro gun, no staring dead.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Bullet spounce off there by Rockets, missiles, Jets cannot stop
their death ship. What earthly power can stop this terror?
For a glimpse of things to come, see this blast
of screen suspense, for it could be happening right now.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, well, there you go Plan nine from outer space.
Your wish is my command, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
The bow in Them show in the Morning and Dallas
Ford works Classic rock all Day.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
This is lone Star ninety two five Sellasport's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five. Here's something you may
not have thought about. We lost Eddie van Halen five
years ago.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Now, one of the saturst days in rock history in
my book.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, and Eddie van Halen once said something that was
kind of profound. If you're a musician, you make music
till day you die. Rock stars come and go. Oh
it's very true. Yep, you know he's right. God, we
miss him, man. This wasn't a good few years as
far as people being around that aren't around anymore.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Tom Patty died in early October.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
What a year, man, My God. Ike Turner Junior, the
son of Tina Turner and Ike Turner, passed away Saturday
at a Los Angeles hospital from kidney failure. He was
sixty seven years old. He'd had health issues for quite
a while. He went on to become a sought after
sound engineer. He worked on his father's final album, Rising
with the Blues, which won the Grammy for Best Traditional
(49:31):
Blues Album in two thousand and seven. Junior, as he
was known to his friends and family. He faced several
setbacks during his lifetime, including an arrest two weeks before
his mother's death in May of twenty twenty. I remember
that he was charged with crack cocaine possession and tampering
with evidence. Yeah, I've never knew that they had a
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son called Heike Turner Junior. Of course, you Ike Turner
as your dad.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
What else can you imagine being saddled with that?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah? Though, Yeah, your dad's I you better be good, Yeah,
you better be good to me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I don't know if you know this, but this week
is Banned Book Week. It's an annual event that highlights
the value of free and open access to information, and
a new report on book bands in the United States
and US schools finds Stephen King as the author most
likely to be censored. Stephen King, Yes, pen America's Banned
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in the USA tracks more than six eight hundred instances
of books being temporarily or permanently pulled for the twenty
twenty four to twenty twenty five school year. Some eighty
percent of those bands originated in just three states that
have enacted or attempted to enact laws calling for removal
of books deemed objectionable Florida, Tennessee, and Texas, Texas. Meanwhile,
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Penn found little or no instances of removals in several
other states, with Illinois, Maryland, and New Jersey among those
with laws that limit the authority of school and public
libraries to pull books. And a lot of the books
that we grew up reading are now banned in schools.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Here in Texas, where they're going to take away fun
with Dick and Jane before it's all, well that's true, Okay,
Well that one's on the show, is it Dick and Janey? Oh?
I thought it was. I got it.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Florida, Nevada Toplissa states whose residents are most likely to
marry for money when you study revealed. Yeah, the gold
Diggers are pretty hardcore in Florida and Nevada. The gold
Digger score of eight point twenty four out of ten
for Florida and Nevada, and trailing it is Texas close
behind with a score of eight point two three.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Why are we finding out all these bad things about
the state?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Right one one hundredth of a point behind the bad ones,
followed by California with eight point oh seven New York
with an eight point oh four. The divorce coaching app
split Up looked up all these factors, came up with
the equations such as concentration of millionaires and billionaires, population,
average annual income, hourly wage, cost of living in each state,
and they compiled all the data dating our behaviors and
(52:11):
online searches for phrases such as sugar daddy, sugar.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Mommy, and sugar baby, and very rich. They were also tallied.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The bottom five states least likely to be populated with
gold diggers are Maine, Wyoming, Montana, Nebraska, and Vermont.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
A lot of states that don't have very many people.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
In yeah population exactly. In case you haven't heard, Diddy
has been sentenced to fifty months in prison YEP for
his federal convictions for transporting people over state lines for prostitution.
He spoke on his own behalf in the court and
he said, I can't change the past, but can change
the future. I asked your honor for mercy. He didn't
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get it, apparently, because that's fifty months.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
That's for you. They say that the prison that he's
going to is not one of those like clubs they
say it's bad.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
I saw a police sketch of him when he heard
the news. He cowered down underneath the table and curled up.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
In his chain, and you couldn't recognize him. Of course
they're just police sketches, but you can't recognize him because
he's got all gray hair and gray beard.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Maybe even white. Really, Yeah, yeah, I guess that will
give you a worried mine. When you're all right, we
have something to give you. Anybody interested in seeing nine
inch nails. Sure, we got some tickets coming up, So
stand by and get ready to start smiling and dine
(53:40):
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. I
have to tell you, yeah, what we just found out
who this major concert is going to be. We can't
say anything until nine, say anything until nine, or they'll
bomb the place or something. Now, at exactly nine o'clock,
we're gonna jump.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Oh yeah, as close to nine as possible. Yeah, nine ish,
a little bit after nine.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Oh my god, you guys, this is exciting and it's
a left field.
Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, but it brings up a question and I'll address that. Okay, okay, okay,
But you're gonna like it because we're gonna have tickets
to this contract.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
I'm glad they didn't tell us because I don't think
I would have been able to.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Keep the should I don't think so. Well, you're going
to enjoy it, I promise you huge, especially if you
win tickets on the show.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
A bigger than Travis Kelsey's manhood.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Wow. You're still ob chessed with that, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh my god. I laughed so hard over the weekend
when they were talking about Taylor Swift's new song would.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
And that's exactly what the song is about. Yeah, I
know because I bought the Taylor Swift no I did you? Did?
I saw you in the record store. I was trying
to hide my identity because, oh yeah, this will be good.
This hell every man. Okay, Well, you're gonna have to
wait for a little bit because we gotta wait ourselves.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Absolutely. It's a Monday. You don't want to get to
work and just you know, hang out. You want to
listen to lots and lots of classic rock. Right Well,
not only does lone Star ninety two to five have
the best classic rock, we have more of it twice
a day, Monday through Friday. We give you sixty minutes
of NonStop classic rock for your workday. We do it
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right before eleven a m. With Jason, and then again
before four with our buddy Jeff K. And then when
JEFFK wraps up his hour of NonStop classic rock at
around four thirty five. He's got tickets to see Brian
Adams at the American Airline Center on November thirteenth. So
make sure you listen all day long to lone Star
ninety two to.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Five Dallas four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
In case you missed it, let me get a little music.
Bad Rush is coming to town. I don't know who's
to be their drummer, but we'll find that out. They're
coming to town for two shows, which will be one
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on Wednesday, June twenty fourth, ye Out, and then Friday,
June twenty sixth at Dickey's Arena.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's the show we'll go to.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh absolutely General on sale begins on Friday, October seventeenth,
that's a week from this Friday.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, fan presale reportedly is on sale now, but Shelley Roberts,
she texts me and said it starts in three days
because she tried to get the pre sale.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Oh, the pre sale starts.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
The fan presale. Fans that you know are members of
the fan.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Being membread of the fan club to do that. Yeah, first, yes,
we have to go to the Friday when we just
can't go to the Wednesday night when I wish we could,
but we just can't.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
You know, it was last Friday Bo that we heard
from Getty Lee that Paul McCartney told them back in
twenty twenty two that they needed to tour again. You
need to go back on the road, you know, Well
they must have listened to them.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well it's called the Rush fifty something Tour, and yes
it honors their legacy and honor the late band mate
Neil Peart. So that's gonna be good. And we got
tickets to give away all week at seven fifty.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
And your son, Clayton, it's his favorite band.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
All absolutely his favorite band. So I know who your
plus one is gonna be. He's gonna be Dookian on himself.
And I finally tell him, boy, we got a ways
to go, We got always to go.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Okay, So we have all that information up on our
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com
if you want more information on Rush in concert Dickie's
Arena in Fort Worth, speaking of McCartney and the Beatles.
They have released a third track off Anthology four. This
is following the twenty twenty five mix of Free as
a Bird and Take seventeen of Helter Skelter. This is
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Take twenty seven of George Harrison's while my guitar gently weeps.
It's a really cool behind the scenes version and we
have the video up of this version on our page.
And five years ago today, the world of rock lost
Eddie van Halen. Eddie died of cancer at the age
of sixty five. His last tour with Van Halen took
place in twenty fifteen, ten years before his death. His
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last show was at the Hollywood Bowl in October fourth
of but that year. Here's Eddie talking about what his
legacy meant to him.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
If you're a musician, you make music till today you die.
Rock stars come and go. That's pretty profound.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Jump was a final song that Eddie van Halen played
at that show. Last year, Eddie's brother Alex van Halen
released his book Brothers and at the time when he
was touring with the book, he was asked how Eddie
viewed his career at the time of his passing.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
This is not life, this is what we do. I
mean there were times and I would question why are
we doing any of this? But that's because you get
conditioned to having a certain pattern. You make a record,
then you tour, and then you come back and.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
You make the next record.
Speaker 6 (58:57):
But now you're not really in a situation where you're
doing it just for the sake of being creative. Now
has become a business and.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Ed did not like that one bit at all, the
business part of it.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Well, we have a timeline of Eddie van Halen's life
and career highlights all up on our page. And Ozzy
Osbourne's memoir Last Rites will come out tomorrow and in
an excerpt published in the Times of London, Ozzy summed
up his career neatly, saying I think I made a
mark on the world. In another excerpt, Ozzy says, people
say to me, if you could do it all again,
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knowing what you know now, would you change anything? And
he said, I'm like, f No, if I'd been clean
and sober, I wouldn't be Ozzy Yeah True, the Black
Sabbath Icon died July twenty second at age seventy six.
And last November's hijacking of two truckloads of Sammy Hagar
and celebrity chef partner Guy Fieri's Santo tequila in Laredo,
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Texas was profiled last night on sixty Minutes I heard of.
The trucks were transport nearly twenty five thousand bottles of
tequila with a value of around one million dollars. If
you missed it on sixty Minutes last night, we have
that segment up on our page. And finally, Bou, I
don't know about your parents, but when I was little,
the few times that we would go to a restaurant,
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if we misbehaved, one of our parents would take us
outside until we settled down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Well, a woman has gone viral after posting a video
on TikTok of her with her eight month old baby
girl at a restaurant and the baby starts screaming and
squealing and this patron at the restaurant, a guy complains,
says you should do something about that, like take the
baby outside. The woman didn't take the baby outside, posted
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the video I want to know what people think. We've
got the video up on our page.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Check it out on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two to five Hi dot com.
Casually spill a drink on their table. Casually welcome Galla
Flor's Classic rock Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
There is no ballroom.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
What Oh yet.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I was talking about my tight pants. Oh no, not
room for your balls.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I thought you were talking about the White House ballroom.
It's under construction.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Oh yeah, I hope it's finished real soon. Okay, So
the announcement today nine o'clock. Alex LIFs and Getty Lee
have reformed Rush and they're going to come here for
two shows Wednesday, June twenty fourth and Friday, June twenty sixth.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Hell, I wonder how many people are thanking Paul McCartney,
sending him text messages and emails right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Yes, Ao just showed me who's going to be taking
Neil Pears place. Oh my god. Ball. She's a producer
and a German drummer named Anika Niles. That's right. She
was Jeff Beck's drummer for over sixty ships these shows.
She's a composer.
Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
She's got four solo albums out and I watched her
on YouTube a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
She's sensational. And tickets go on sale a week from
this Friday now fan pre sale.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
In the pressure release that they sent us, they said
that it's going on now. But then Shelley Roberts, who's
a part of the fan presale, said that it told
her the website told her in three days. It will
go on in three days. Oh okay, well, but then
the tickets to the general public will go on sale
week from Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
As you said, yeah, seventeen.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I'm so excited. And the fact that it's going to
be Wednesday, June twenty fourth, and on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
June twenty sixth, that's the Friday when now I'm going
to be a picket Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Three of us is going to be just thrilled. I
know your son is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
He's probably already heard. Yeah, yeah, somebody probably called it.
He hadn't called you, dad. We're going right, Oh, that's
a given. That's a given. I'll take him. I took
him since he was little. I have a picture of
him and of Geddy Lee and Alex and he's about
this talk again. Another time, and he's about this tall.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
You know, it's a big week for Getty Lee because
it's Toronto. Blue Jays are beating up on my New
York Yankees. I mean they may sweep that series against
Oh Happy Camper.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Well up next is our after show decompression session. I'm
sure we'll be talking about this Rush show, and we
have tickets to give away seven fifty all week long.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Before you combine Rush stick Moore.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
All right, so we'll see you on the after show
and for the show. Enough show tomorrow. I time to
say b
They come from the bowels of Hell.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
The Bone Them shot.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A transformed race of walking dead zombies guided by a
master plan for complete domination of the Earth.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Plan nine from Outer.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Space, starring the most white marrish past ever, Tella Lugosi,
the seductive vampire, and poor Johnson as the walking dead.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Try off your electro gun, No, no starming dead sea the
menu bull.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Bullets bounce off their bodies, Rockets, missiles, Jets cannot stop
their death ships. What earthly power can stock this terror?
Or a glimpse of things to come? See this blashed
up screen suspense, or it could be happening right now.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The monster out there?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Give me that candy.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He don looks so scared of me.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah's kind of funny. I hated living with some from
of beings. Nice skim, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Call story all reput The devil is given him so
for human and strength.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I'm sure she is a devil woman.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Everyone that we know is just giving out candy.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Don't try a paper the house.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Okay, she's not the devil. She's in Egypt. I got
lots of candy. He's not scary, he's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
You are a very scary witch. We've decided to have
a Halloween party.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think it looks frightening. I like your costume.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I'm not scary.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
It still looks kurt of creepy.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
The we're gonna have, oh a lot of Is there
anything better than Vincent Price's laugh?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's the spookiest laugh era. But here's the movie poster
for a villain.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Plan nine from out her Space. If you'll ever sit
through it once, you won't want to sit through it again, and.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
You're never quite the same person again after Plan from
out of Space.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It is so stupid and length. Well it's an ed
Wood movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The woman on a poster, she looks like Martitia Adams or.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Elvira, but she's smiling. The woman in Planning from out
his face wasn't smiling. She never smiled because she was
the Hey look at this. Cowboys won. Yeah, buddy, Now,
let me explain. We've got tickets to a concert to
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give away, but we don't know what it is yet.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But it's a huge show.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They promised us, they promised, and we can't announce it
until nine o'clock. That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it's a big show, huge show, and we have
those tickets at seven fifty.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And we have no idea what it is. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
They don't trust us. They think that we'll spill the beans.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, there's no beans to spill because we don't have
the plan.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
They don't trust us with the information.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I almost feel like we work for the federal government
and we just got a memo from the CIA.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, well it doesn't matter. We're still gonna have to
do a Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind burglar.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I will take it because we won and I was
afraid we were gonna lose.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, as we celebrate National Orange Wine Day, they
have orange wy, yes they do, and they have blue
line really blue put and freeze in that orange put
sun kiss. So it's National Coach's Day. Well, it depends
on the coach. Some try to inspire you to do better,
while others are just playing mean.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, coach Sawny did a great job.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah he did, Okay, so he's on the good list.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, congratulations, coach Shottenheimer.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It is come and take it day. And this had
nothing to do with that flag at the Alamo. It's
supposed to be a day where you go out and
take something you've always wanted however, we strongly suggest that
you pay for it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We're not encouraging you to rob anything.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It is about Mad Hatter Day, about the character in
Alice in Wonderland. In real life, it refers to someone
who made hats years ago. Hats were made using mercury
for some reason, and prolonged exposure would cause the hat
maker to go crazy. That's where we get the expression
mad as a hatter. It is also National Badger Day.
(05:00):
Take a bow if you went to the University of Wisconsin.
National Noodle Day, too bad. A lot of people don't
use theirs. Garlic Lover's Day. I do love that goes
with noodles, especially if the noodles are spaghetting.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
New vampires don't like it very much pasta Oh yeah,
National plus Size Appreciation Day, because the.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Bigger the cushion enough. National Kiss a Wrestler Day, all right,
It depends on the wrestler and how sweaty they are. Johnson,
I bet you. I'll bet you. National Rocky Mountain Oyster Day. No,
that is a hard nose.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I've never tried them, but when I was a kid,
or my uncle's ranchi uvaldi. One of my jobs was
to help hold them still while they cut their nuts off.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, they didn't know you were gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He was good fried, but I don't want to tell
I heard they are really good, but no, And it
is global.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
James Bond Day celebrates the Bond franchise that is held
on the anniversary of the release of the first James
Bond movie, Doctor Know in nineteen sixteen.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Year his favorite James Bondbo Connery.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Sean Roger Moore. I like both of them too, you know.
And Daniel Craig does a pretty good job.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's a good job.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
He got killed in the did a good job too,
Yes he did.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I was really hoping that Idris Elba was going to
be the next James Bond, but apparently that's just.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Rumor he was going to be. But I don't know.
I'll let them worry about that. You know who the
next one is? Just tell us when the next Bond
movie is coming out, because I always goes there, all right.
So we got sports of all sorts coming up here.
Then of course we got the freaking Fool File, which
is always bizarre headlines from how I would and of
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course I do have another wake up slap about the
Texas State Affairs ex th the morning dress.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
All right, get right, a happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, there is such a say guy, shake me, don't
break me. Look it's sake thirty times.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
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Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, a win is a win. Oh yeah, I can
take it. I know it was the Jets, but win win.
Dak Prescott through two of his four touchdown passes to
Jake Ferguson Dallas scored on two ninety yard drives in
the second quarter with a makeshift offensive line because so
many of them are hurt, and the Cowboys rolled past
the windless New York Jets thirty seven to twenty two. Yesterday.
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Javonte Williams ran for one hundred and thirty five yards
and a touchdown, also caught a touchdown pass. George Pickins
also had a TV reception. And the Cowboys bounce back
from a forty to forty tie against Green Bay last week.
And that's still a sore spot for me. Right, Yes,
the Cowboys victory gave coach Brian Schottenheimer a win over
the team for which he was the offensive coordinator. From
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two thousand and six to twenty eleven. It also kept
the Jets winless under Aaron Glenn, who's the first coach
in franchise history to begin his tenure with five losses. Now,
Dallas defense, which has kind of struggle without Michael Parsons,
didn't let the Jets do much until the game was
pretty much well in hand. Now the Cowboys will play
on the road again next Sunday against the Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It took two hundred and eighty seven days, but the
Philadelphia Eagles have finally lost a game, and that does
not make me sad.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
No reason to celebrate here.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
The Denver Broncos ended the defending champions ten game winning streak,
which dates back to Week sixteen of last season. Eagles
quarterback Jays had won eighteen straight games that he started
and finished. Philly lost in Week sixteen last year when
he got injured. Also, Bose Saints finally won a game
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after ten straight losses. Quarterback Spencer Rattler picked up his
first NFL victory against the New York Giants twenty six
to fourteen. While Rattler was solid, it was the Saints
defense and special teams that got the job done, three
fumbles recovered, one return for a touchdown, two interceptions, and
four made field goals. Also last night, the Buffalo Bills
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lost their first game this season. They got upset by
the Patriots twenty three to twenty And I wouldn't care normally,
but I had picked them in our.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
NFL pass, so that upsets mere go further into the
NFL Now. Just a few days ago, last Thursday night
in Los Angeles, the San Francisco of forty nine Ers
just stomped the La Rams in dramatic fashion. And over
the weekend it was revealed that forty nine Ers quarterback
Matt Jones, who threw for hundred and forty two yards
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and two touchdowns in that Thursday game, he had a
really rough start to his game day. Last Thursday, He's
standing on the balcony of his hotel looking out at
the scenery.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hours before kickoff.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
He sees a deceased person floating in the marina.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
About that.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Wow, Yeah, the La County Sheriff's Department is still investigating
the incident. Somehow, someway Jones blocked out the dead body
drama and he took care of business on the field.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And we commend him for the hell, man, can you
imagine just looking down there? Is that a long straumatic Well,
it was a good weekend of college football, at least
for me. Sorry, Annabelle, your Longhorns got beat by Florida.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I know we were listening to the game on the
way to TCO and I had.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
To turn it off. That cost him. Miami moved back
to number two in the Associated Press College Football poll.
Texas Tech has its highest ranking since two thousand and
eight in Penn State, and Texas fell all the way
out of the top twenty five for the first time
since twenty twenty two after the two top ten teams
lost to unranked opponents.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
One of the headlines I read yesterday said, let's face it,
the Longhorns aren't a very good team. That hurts.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, but it makes me laugh. Yes, number one Ohio
State was dominant and it's went over Minnesota. But it's
forty first place votes, where it's fewest since ascending to
the top five weeks ago. Oh did I mention miy
Angies winning?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, now they're ranked at number five. Wow. Texts A
and M hammered Mississippi State number nine. Texas Tech cracked
the top ten for the first time since it was
number eight in the final regular season poll in two
thousand and eight. Georgia moves up two spots number ten.
Efforts went over Kentucky and TCU. They look like they
were gonna blow it against Colorada really did.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It was a nail by game Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Sill you have a good time out there Saturday. Yeah,
oh yeah, hell right time. The weather was nice too. Also,
SMU pounded seas ECUs thirty one to eighteen. While we
were in frag Gally, this lady named Mary Jane came up.
Oh oh, I listened to you all all the time,
just as sweet as she could be. So we wanted
to say a big shout out to miss Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, we had a bunch of people stop buying frag Gally,
So thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Veteran NFL sideline reporter Pam Oliver was on the call
of Sunday afternoons New York Jets versus Dallas Cowboys game.
She's part of the broadcasting team that includes Greg Olsen
as a color commentator and Jason Bennetti, who is filling
in for Geo Davis, who's working the MLB Playoffs right
now now. Oliver, a veteran NFL sideline reporter, has sparked
concern with her appearance and performance in recent weeks, with
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fans taken to social media to express concern about her,
and she has at times struggled to give sideline updates.
Back in twenty twenty one, I don't know if you
remember this, but she said in an interview she suffers
from debilitating migraines. Let's talk about those MLB Playoffs. Toronto's
beatdown to the New York Yankees in Game one was brutal,
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but yesterday's was even worse. They beat the Yankees thirteen
to seven in Game two. They lead the best of
five series two games to none. Teams that take a
two to nothing lead at home in a division series,
by the way, have won it thirty one out of
thirty four times, with twenty sweeps out Game three tomorrow
night at seven o eight. Meanwhile, the Seattle Mariners were
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able to bounce back yesterday. They beat the Detroit Tigers
in the nail Biger three to two to even up
that series at one game apiece. Game three tomorrow today.
By the way, you can check out game two of
the Phillies versus the Dodgers series on TBS. The Dodgers
lead the series one to nothing, and then tonight it's
the Milwaukee Brewers versus the Chicago Cubs. Brewers are up
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one to nothing in the best of five game series.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
What the hell is up with the NFL athletes getting
in trouble with the law?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know, oh Mark Sanchez? Yeah, oh man, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
It just doesn't stopping it. You know, you kind of
get embarrassed to talk about it.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
On the Former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez is in deep
duty with the law after being accused of approaching and
assaulting a delivery driver while intoxicated, then before the driver
stabbed him multiple times in what the driver described as
self defense. This is one hell of a skirmish that
broke out between these two, I thlready said. Sanchez was
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hospitalized later placed under arrest for battery with injury, unlawful
entry remotor vehicle, and PI public intoxication. Police alleged that
Sanchez approached a truck driver making a delivery at a
nearby hotel and then escalated the encounter, which eventually got
Sanchez stabbed right there on the spot you want to.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Be started a fight about as he was drunk.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's not clear. I'm thinking it was a drunken, angry episode.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But when the story first broke and I told you
about it on Saturday Bow, the story was that he
was seriously injured in the hospital because of a stabbing,
and you think, oh, well, he was mugged or something,
and then you find out later Saturday night that he's
the one that instigated self defense.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, how do you get mad at a guy who's
just making a delivery in a hotel? Oh, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Start tru.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Victory Plus is celebrating the return of Dallas Stars Hockey
by driving an ice cream truck around DFW now through Friday.
And the ice cream is free.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
It's for me.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Just download the free Victory Plus app on your phone
and find the Puck, Drop and Chill truck at scheduled
locations all around here and you can score free treats,
meet celebrity guests, win prizes so much more. The Star
season gets underway this coming Thursday, when the Stars faced
the Winnipeg Jets in the wind a Pig. Don't you know?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Get ready? The freaking fool file next on the ball
and then show Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two five. Well, we're a little comfortably numb because it's
Monday morning. Very true, but we're gonna get through this week,
I promise. Now it's time for the freaking fool file.
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Throw your current lifestyle overboard. That is the advertisement for
Victoria Cruise Lines, which builds itself as the world's first
affordable residential cruise ship. In other words, you live on there.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah. I know a lot of senior citizens that are
doing that because they say it's cheaper than living in
a nursing homer of the It's out living for somebody.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah. Cabins typically go for about three forty dollars a
month for a three year voyage to fifteen or one
hundred and fifteen countries, and travelers from all over the
world have the option of doing the route for as
long as they want to. Well. For Australians Dennis and
Tara Juan from Perth, Australia, they were excited by the
prospect of at home at sea living on a cruise ship.
(16:56):
The advertisement on Facebook couldn't have come at a better
time because they had just planned their retirement three years later,
the ship has yet to sail.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
They were scammed.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
In fact, they and other would be cruise residents have
found that Victoria Cruise Lines does not even own or
have a lease on the ship that is being advertised.
The Wanes are just two of dozens of people who
have been waiting for their refund for their deposits. They
sold their homes, rehomed all their pets, and put their
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belongings in story walls to Victoria Cruise Lines haven't been answered.
Soccer surprise, surprise.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Well bo, here's a story out of Washington State. A
forty eight year old man was arrested after setting fire
to two adult novelty shops in Snahomish County, Washington. The
first fire happened around seven forty four pm at Adult
Airport Video, so not that much of a novelty shop
as a second shop, right Apparently. Security footage showed the
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man carrying a gasoline can, entering the store and dumping
gas on the floor before he set it on fire.
Flames even ignited the bottom of his boots as he
ran away, so I guess he looked like the human
torch from Fantastic Boarder. There were several customers in the
building's adult theater section at the time, you know, the
ones with the private room where you can well you know.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
About two hours later, the same man set fire to
the door of the love Zone while the owner was
in the back of office. The police found the suspect
nearby at a Value Village parking lot, where the man
did not come peacefully. He threw a metal object at
the deputy and then he tried to run away. He
was arrested on charges including two counts of arson, burglary,
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and resisting arrest.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
What he burned on a package of Maybe he was religious,
Well that's not how you go about it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
If you're religious, well walk into the adult story gets
struck by lightning. This is another freaking fool File story
about the dangers of gasoline, my friends, and this time
it's a fluor idiot that's up to no good sheriff's
deputy in Leon County, Florida, had a case of mistaken
(19:20):
identity when he confused a man pumping.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Gas with a man holding a gun. Oh, that looked
just like a gas pump.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
The right shadows and all that kind of stuff. I
can see where it would be a dangerous threat. It
was a circle K parking lot. The officer hopped out
of his car. He drew his gun into man, asking
him to show his hands, and the unnamed man complied. Then,
when the man was asked what he was doing, he said,
I'm filling up gas cans. And from there the officer said,
you understand that you're holding the pump like it's a pistol, right,
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and the guy defended his movements. He goes, well, I
had the pump in my hand and I was waving
at the attendant inside to go, hey, turn on the pump,
turn on the pump, so do a cop. That looked
pretty dangerous, he said, that's not what it looked like
to those driving on the road either.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
How many guns have you seen with a gas pumpo
was attached to it?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Not very many, but it could have been a flame
throw all yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
People carry those around with them all.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Movies they do.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh yeah, and in Florida you never know. Bo oh,
listen to this one. Russian women are reportedly paying up
to twenty thousand rubles which is two hundred and forty
five dollars Mrking for tiny wigs that they glue to
their pubic area for a more natural look, inspired by
(20:43):
the nineteen nineties. I remember the nineties and I didn't
even play the word pubic hair that much.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh my gosh. So they're pain so it looks yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
According to Russian media, the popularity of pubic hair wigs
has skyrocketed and recent months, inspired by a naturalness trend
sweeping Russia, Marcans both young men and women are flocking
to online stores at marketplaces to look for realistic pubic wigs.
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Now you're probably asking yourself self why would someone need
such a bizarre accessory, But the answer is simple. Most
users want to adhere to the natural look of their
nether regions, but don't really want to grow their own hair.
For multiple reasons, some have opted for permanent hair removal.
Others just don't want to deal with the itchiness of
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growing hair, So pube wigs are the perfect solution. Whatever.
Imagine explaining that somebody comes over to your Hey, what
the hell is that a bug?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You know how they attach that, don't you? They use
that spirit gun?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
No, yeah, that glue a FURKINI about what it is?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh, Lloyd, Hey, coming up next hour, we have tickets
to a big show. The Boss tells us it's a
huge concert coming to town, but they don't trust us
with the information, so we won't find out who it
is until nine this morning with you guys, but we
do have your tickets to this mystery concert at around
seven fifty. And since the Cowboys won yesterday, if you
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want to win the tickets, tell them what they have
to do, Bo.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
They have to solve a Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind mangler.
All you will need is the stats from the game
all maybe a calculator and it will end up with
a number. You tell me what Cowboys player wears that number,
and we'll.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Do that next hour right here on the bow of
them show on Dallas Fort Wors Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five, Dallas for Wars Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Kevin Cronin of Ario Speedwagon seventy four years twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Four, Well, happy birthday, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I think they're kind of patching things up, you hope,
so one gig anyway, Yeah, we'll see. Well you start
waving some money around, I guess we can stop arguing
for at least two.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well, Amy saw when he was doing the Kevin cronin
band shows. Then tickets weren't selling.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Okay, Oh what a difference a win makes. Oh yeah.
Remember I've always said when Jerry Jones gets in front
of a camera after a loss, he says about every
third world. Oh yeah, listen to this fifteen second clip
of Jerry Jones after a win.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
This was a great win for team, not a win
for an individual or a four or five All star
Paull Probs. But this was done with a lot of
guys that wouldn't even have been dressed.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Out out there today, or several of Now I just
counted one.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I counted too, too, Yeah, just two compared to what
he normally does with a fifteen second clip.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Thirty forty of them we've counted before. God, it's amazing.
So Jerry's he's happy. Now he's going to sleep. Well. Uh,
this is why you need to pay attention at your job. Okay.
Last Tuesday in New York AM radio station ten ten
Wyns had their weather person doing the weather, but someone
(24:24):
was watching porn at their desk. Oh accidentally put the
porn scene audio on the air.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh you're so hot?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Oh yeah, deeper, deeper, that's a cold front. Oh man,
thank you very much. Bet there might have been some
his you aren't always ready for that ad.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Sweat what you.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Got from it? Well, bo.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Not only does Taylor Swift rule the album chart, she
also rules the box office. Her special Life of a
Showgirl album release event at movie theaters, which only played
for three days, tops the box office this weekend, earning
thirty three million dollars. It beat out two of the
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world's biggest box office stars, Leonardo DiCaprio and his movie
One Battle After Another, which came in second, and Dwayne
the Rock Johnson's brand new movie The Smashy Machine, which
came in third.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
That's supposed to be a pretty good movie.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, there's some oscar talk around that. Speaking of Taylor,
he has a song on her new album called Wood,
and reportedly it's an ode to Travis Kelsey's manhood. Okay Wood, Yes, sir,
fans think that Taylor left clues that revealed Travis's exact
(26:01):
size since its song number nine on her album, could
it be Travis's nine inches?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Totally?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Travis Taylor and everyone in the Kansas City Chiefs locker
room knows for.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Sure nails tickets today. By the way, it is speaking
of nine Yeah we got those at eight.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Forty, just four days after filing for divorce from Keith.
Urban Academy Award winner Nicole Kidman was in Dallas on
Saturday to present an award to Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan
at the AMPHI Auction. Am FAR is a nonprofit that
works to sport AIDS research and prevent the spread of
HIV worldwide. Nicole presented Sheridan, who she worked with on
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the movie Lioness, with the Award of Inspiration, and she
praised him for understanding that we are all more alike
than we are different, and that we are better when
we all look out for each other. American idol judge
Lionel Ritchie out on a book tour promoting his memoir Truly,
and in the book, the seventy six year Old Grammy
Winter reveals that he almost became a priest, but while
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singing with his college band, the Commodores perhaps you know them,
oh Yeah, a woman in the front row shouted, sing
it baby, and that made him dedicate his life to music.
Also in the book, Lionel Richie reveals his buddy Michael
Jackson had a hygiene problem that led him and Quincy
Jones to nickname Michael Smelle really, but he says that
(27:25):
it was due to Michael Jackson's busy schedule that he
would oftentimes stay in the same clothes for days on end.
Plus it wasn't like Michael could go shopping without being mobbed.
And he says he couldn't send his clothes to the
cleaners because people would steal his clothing. Oh, Michael Jackson's
poor guy. And Anna Kendrick, who was starred in such
(27:47):
movies as Pitch Perfect one and two, the Twilight Series
and the Accountant, believes she locked eyes with the Lockness
Monster while in Scotland earlier this year. Anna Kendrick says, quote,
there was a thing and it came out of the
water and it looked right at me. Maybe it was
Travis Kelsey's manhood. That's your head lines from a Holly,
(28:15):
that's what you're trying.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
The Cowboys one boat, I know that was what was
classic rock lone Star ninety two five, Get ready for
your mind, mangler And also coming up momentarily, I do
have one more wake up slap that involves the State
Fair of Texas. Remember we did the one where the
girl puked on the road. You go FASTA you go
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fast my favorite. You will find out the momentarily. But look,
look what time it is. It is Monday morning, and
it's time for anna Monday morning Mexican word of the day,
and this.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Is from my ancestors in Montico and from a lone
star Rascual Curtis.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Today's Mexican word of today is herpees urpy.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Please use it in a sentans please.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Me and my sister split up pizza. I got mic
beeace and she got burpee. Thank you, Curtis.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, we do go Curtis. We need all the help
we can get around here. Now it's time for the
ed occasional pop out of the show. Listen and learn.
It's time for did you know some amazing fact you
probably couldn't give a rats ass about? But I got
him anyway, all right? Did you know Major League Baseball
(29:38):
had zero no hitters in this twenty twenty five regular season?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
They did.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
It's been twenty years since two thousand and five, when
there was another season without a no hitter. Before that,
the previous year without a no hitter was nineteen eighty nine. Damn,
did you know in four of the five movies nominated
for Best Adapted Screenplay at the time twenty eleven oscars.
A character lost an arm in all of them, One
(30:04):
hundred and twenty seven Hours, Okay, Yeah, Toy Story, Three,
True Grit, Winter's Bone. The fifth movie was The Social Network,
where no one lost an arm, but it won an oscar.
But maybe there's a lesson. Yeah, did you know? It
did not become legal to breastfeed in public in every
state until twenty eighteen, when Utah and Idaho finally passed
(30:29):
laws to allow. Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
They relate to the game forced to Pump Yes, Yes,
For God's sake, did you Know?
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Less than half of the cultures in the world kiss.
Researchers have found no evidence of romantic sexual kissing in
some sub African countries, Central America, and Amazonian societies. Historically,
in Japan and China, public displays of affections such as
kissing are not traditional. In Instead, bowing is a common
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form of greeting and showing respect. India and other parts
of Asia, kissing is seen as a private sexual act
and is frowned upon in public. Even a little peck
on the cheek the greeting the namaste greeting involved in molvling,
placing pols together and bowing. That's their alternative. I wonder
if it has to do with dental hygiene.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, it's I think it's like just their culture is
that it's seen as something for private.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Okay, I guarantee you most of you know this dancing
was banned at Baylor University until nineteen ninety six. It
is a Baptist church. It has a Baptist church, and
you know how them back.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Oh yeah, but nineteen ninety six, well, you know they
danced in private.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Of course they did. Boy did that horizontal mamba? Did
you know? Angela Lansbury moved her family from California to
Ireland in the sixties after her daughter fell under the
spell of someone Angela Lansbury described as a Hollywood debt
who would pick her up from school and get her
to steal money and fruit from her parents from the
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house just to feed him. The guy was Charles Manson
Harley Mansing. She moved out of Hollywood, right. Did you know?
Alcohol consumption has declined throughout the country over the past decade.
In fact, only one state reports an increase in drinking
in the past ten years.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What state is that?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
That would be Tennessee. Well that's where they make all that. Yeah, Lynchburg.
Did you know the Guinness Book of World Records is
in the Guinness Book of World Records as the best
selling copyrighted book series of all that's funny, And did
you know technically it is illegal to mail your used
(32:50):
underwear to a pervert who bought them from you online.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Wait a minute, I see this on Orange.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
As the New Black. Yes, yes, federal law bands quote
mailing and and filthy substances. You couldn't even you probably
could go to prison for that.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Really selling dirty underwear well and sending it through the mail.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
But he asked me to do it. I don't care
what Ao asked you to do. Don't last month showing
him half over yet. Just wait. Dallas War's classic rock
lone Star ninety two five gets you calculator ready, And
of course the stats from yesterday's Cowboy game. Because we're
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gonna do the Monday morning mathematical mind bangler so we
can give away tickets to a concert that we have
no idea who's going to be playing at We'll.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Find out at nine this morning. Big concert announcement. But
the boss assures us this is a big show.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
It's gonna be gonna be huge. So that's coming up.
Oh but now it is time for a Monday morning
wake up slap. Now you might remember last Monday we
played the girl who threw up on the ride at
stay Fair of Texas and got felt up by the Carney.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
One of the best ones ever.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Well, I'll just let this one speak for itself.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
Good morning, this is it.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
This is Sandy. How can I help you? Sandy? Hi? Sandy?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
How are you Sandy? Can we speak to Kent? Please? Yes,
you may well. We're calling from the State Fair of Texas.
Just tell him that.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Okay, can you just hold one moment please.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
I can do it anything for you. Sandy.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Good morning. This is Kent. Can I help you here? Can?
How are you today? I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Hubert Earl from Monda. I'm calling from the State Fair
of Texas. Uh you a visit? Did us over here,
didn't you? Oh? Yeah, we had a good time over there. Yeah.
You come here on the opening weekend because we'd like
to call people when they were here on opening weekend
to see how their experience was so, so you had
a good time or what? Yeah, yes, I did it. Yeah,
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we had a nice start of family, loved it over there. Okay. Yeah,
he probably probably ate a little too much of everything,
didn't you. Huh that sad again, you've probably ate a
little too much everything, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Yeah, yes we did.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I'm sorry I talk a little fast some time. I
don't mean to do that. But uh uh and you
came here with your family. How many is in your family?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Well, there's five of us.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
There's there's me and my wife, two boys, and the daughter.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Okay, and the youngest boy he's uh he's what nine
years old? Yeah, yes, yes he is. Yeah. See, we
do research. We found out about people that you you
don't come stay fair But so you found your way
around fair grounds, no problem everything. Well, yeah, of course
we go every year. Okay. Uh you did understand play
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a visit to the automobile building, is that right? You
like to look at them cars, of course?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah. Well see we know a lot of people have
to like to sit in them cars, you know, wouldn't
see what it'd be like driving them and everything. And
I know you probably let your boy in there and
occasionally somebody will spill a drink or something like that,
but we overlook stuff like that because because that can
be cleaning. But uh, I think we got a problem now, Well,
(36:35):
well we got a problem here. I just got off
the phone with the Ford Motor Company. Your boy, what's
your boy's name? Again? That nine year old boy, Seth? Okay,
well Seth went in sat down in one of the
new Mustangs and he did a little more than spill
(36:55):
a drinking there. He did a little more. I told you,
this was a Herbert El from Monda, going from the
state of Texas. And uh, like I said, I just
got off phone with Ford Motor Company and they're all
upset and yelling at me because, uh, your boy left
a little something inside one of them cars. Oh uh
(37:20):
can I break in here?
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Her?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Wait? Wait, hold on to second. I have someone from
h Dallas Police. Can I break in here? Yeah? Sure,
go ahead, yeah, yeah, hold on one second, hold on,
hold on, yes, sir, and your name again, sir. My
name is Kent, Kent Kent.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
This is Officer Webb and my head of security at
the Texas State Fair. We have video cameras surveillance in
that whole building and from several areas and from several angles,
and from eyewitnesses, And we have seen your boy entering
that Mustang. And there were eyewitnesses who saw your son
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leave that vehicle, and when they sat in it, they
saw a fecal matter inside. Excuse me, and that mustang
it was a mess.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
So there's a problem I was talking to you about here.
I think you boy dropped the duke log in there
somewhere and didn't tell nobody. And now the Ford Motor
Company's yelled at me because they can't sell the car
no more.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Well, there's cost of moving those cars out of the area,
then we're moving back in. They can't sell that car,
is what we were told, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I had my eye on my son the entire day.
There's no way he did any of that. Well, he's
got the wrong guy. No, he supposedly did. He supposedly
dropped the big old deuce in there. And so now
the Ford Motor comonany is yelled at me because they
can't sell the car. So they're wanting me to get
you to pay for the car. Oh, oh what there, sir, sir,
(38:53):
wa ain't no sense of using that kind of language.
O Church Membory. Damn it. Oh you just said shirt
and yeah, yeah I did. You're pissing me off right now.
Somebody's got to do something about this car, and it's
gonna be you that's gonna have pay for it. Oh
oh really? Oh yeah, really find me?
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah you come down, come down here.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
I'll show you who's gonna pay for that. I ain't
gonna drive all the way to Old Deessa. Hell, Old Dessa.
I ain't driving all the way there. You come here, man,
take care of it. Oh, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
What's up is going on? No? No, no, I doesn't told
you not to use that kind of language. Who do
you watch your mouth?
Speaker 6 (39:33):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Who are you calling?
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Hey Kent Ken? Yeah, got something for you you ready? What?
Happy birthday to you? Happy birthday to you, hey Ken.
It's Bowe and Jim from Lone Star ninety two five.
(39:57):
You see, we're the wiseass morning show. Your brother listening,
Your brother who you stayed with when you came down
for the split Parl Texas told us to give you
a birthday wake up slapt and your son probably did
take a dump in one of them cars. Oh my god.
See we knew since you didn't know who we were.
This would be easy to pull off. And we had
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him for a while.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Didn't it.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, we did. But I wouldn't be all surprised if
your son didn't take a dump and one of the cars.
Oh well, he did take a dump in the pool
one time. He did take Hey, took a dump in
the pool at the State. So you're gonna have to
pay me black too. Hey, happy birthday? Can thanks God.
(40:39):
Now I'm gonna have to go kick my brother. They
all piled the paws off my silken draw.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
That's right, you can about that.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Juma Dallas Warst Class at Gronkolne Star ninety two five. Okay,
we have tickets to this concert and we can't tell
you what the concert is because we don't know yet.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
We don't know who it is, or when it is
or where it is. It's going to be here in
North Texas. But yeah, they won't tell us. They don't
trust us with that information. Bone Apparently they swear, oh,
this is going to be big. It's going to be huge,
I swear to God. So you and I will all
find out together.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
What the concert is. Until then, we're going to give
away some tickets to the concert that we don't know
what is mystery ticket?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, if you want to take a chance on this
huge concert coming to town.
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven
five and this is the Cowboys one. Yeah, buddy, you're
going to have to solve the Cowboys Monday morning. Mathematical
mind may all right, now, brain hurts already. All you'll
need is a calculator and uh the stats from yesterday's game.
(41:52):
You can find that at ESPN. Everything you need is
right there. And there's only three steps to this, okay,
and it's just it's all addition, all addition, that's okay,
all right. First of all, sir, you take the total
number of points scored in the game, total numbers, so
both those teams combined thirty seven plus twenty two, okay,
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all right, got it, all right. Then add the number
of first downs the Cowboys made, okay to that number. Okay,
got it, yes looking. Finally, add the total number of
points scored in the first quarter, only in the first quarter.
Total number, total number of points in the in the
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first quarter. Okay, just what they scored in the first
core both teams?
Speaker 2 (42:41):
All right, I got it, I got it. There's more.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Let me see. No, that's it, what you got? That's
the one? She got it? Anna has a mouth cuulator
in her brain. I guess she does. Let me run
it down for you again.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
All right.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Take the total number of points scored in the game
thirty seven plus twenty two. Then add the number of
first downs the Cowboys made only the Cowboys, only the Cowboys.
Then finally add the total number of points scored in
the first quarter by both teams. Yeah, that was easy.
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It comes up with a number. You tell me on
the Cowboys. Who wears that number? All right?
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Two?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
One four or eight? One seven? Seven? Eighty seven? One
nine five? Let's see if anybody's got it. Well, boone
of them, show tell me what number do you have?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
That's the one?
Speaker 3 (43:39):
What? Hello? So please turn your radio down? Please? Okay, okay?
What now?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
You gotta do math to win?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Got it? Do mask?
Speaker 9 (43:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
I failed math? Well, too bad. It's all ran out
of gas at the end. Did you hear that? Here?
Bone them, show tell me what number and what player
wears that number? And who wears eighty seven?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Come on, come on, stand down now we know what
the number is.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yes, the number is eighty seven and.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
He had a big game yesterday.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
He scored two touchdowns game.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Do you know who it is?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Well, then show tell me who wears number eighty seven
on the Cowboys. That's a little right. Okay. Now you
have one ticket to a concert and we don't know
what it is yet, but you will get your tickets
and hopefully you will be delightly surprised.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah, we'll find out at nine this morning, but they
assure us it's a huge concert.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Well better, okay, hang on just a minute, we'll hook
you up. Okay, Okay, I heard my man right there.
Don't even ask his name.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I don't think rescue, but we know he's number eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Hey, by the way, what's your name? It's Kevin? Kevin? Okay,
hold on again. Herbert L. Fromunda, Well, Hubert L. Famunda
would have been a good answer, but it wouldn't have
been the right answer.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Hey, Rock, the bank is back again this week with
your shot at one thousand dollars nine times a day,
Monday through Friday. So if you could use some extra
cash to go to the State Fair with the family,
or maybe to pay off some bills this month, then
just keep listening. Bow and I are going to have
that first keyword of the day coming up around nine ten.
When you hear it, you enter it at lone star
ninety two five dot com and you could be the
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next big one thousand dollars winner rock the Bank on
lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Five dollafor's classic wrong lone Star ninety two five. I'm
a simple human being. I don't need much. Just a
little room and a little sleeping food. Yeah, maybe and
some suck, maybe a boink avery.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
You know, that's what they say, that it's something that
the body.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Needs exactly exactly. Now, did you watch any of Saturday
Night Live?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I did, I did.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I've only watched about half of it. Did you see
the monologue yes with Bad Bunny. Uh huh. Did you
know that Christy Nolan has threatened him.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, to have ice at the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
To have ice arrest him at his super Bowl performance.
You know he's American, right, Yes, he's from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Puerto Rico is a US territory that makes him legal.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Okay, wow, I know that during Saturday Night Live. One
of the things that they said after they said that
ice was going to be on hand for the Super
Bowl and it was like, yeah, for all those immigrants
who can afford to go.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh man, we'll have to sneak in. Many people also
accused him of not being American too, But what did
we just say?
Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's a US territory, Puerto Rico is you know what
a lot of people are learning that.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Oh well, apparently not the right people are learning. Okay,
you know what, very rarely do I get a request
to play a show open, but somebody said, please play
the Plan nine from Outer Space trailer. Yeah, yeah, here
it is Plan nine from outer Space.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
They come from the bowels of Hell.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
The boon them shot.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
A transformed race of walking dead zombies guided by a
master plan for complete domination of the Earth. Plan nine
from Outer Space, starring the most white Marrish cast ever,
Fella Lagosi, the seductive Vampirod, and poor Johnson as the
(47:48):
walking Dead.
Speaker 4 (47:49):
Turn off your electro gun, no staring dead.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Bullet spounce off there by Rockets, missiles, Jets cannot stop
their death ship. What earthly power can stop this terror?
For a glimpse of things to come, see this blast
of screen suspense, for it could be happening right now.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, well, there you go Plan nine from outer space.
Your wish is my command, Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
The bow in Them show in the Morning and Dallas
Ford works Classic rock all Day.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
This is lone Star ninety two five Sellasport's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five. Here's something you may
not have thought about. We lost Eddie van Halen five
years ago.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Now, one of the saturst days in rock history in
my book.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Yeah, and Eddie van Halen once said something that was
kind of profound. If you're a musician, you make music
till day you die. Rock stars come and go. Oh
it's very true. Yep, you know he's right. God, we
miss him, man. This wasn't a good few years as
far as people being around that aren't around anymore.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Tom Patty died in early October.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
What a year, man, My God. Ike Turner Junior, the
son of Tina Turner and Ike Turner, passed away Saturday
at a Los Angeles hospital from kidney failure. He was
sixty seven years old. He'd had health issues for quite
a while. He went on to become a sought after
sound engineer. He worked on his father's final album, Rising
with the Blues, which won the Grammy for Best Traditional
(49:31):
Blues Album in two thousand and seven. Junior, as he
was known to his friends and family. He faced several
setbacks during his lifetime, including an arrest two weeks before
his mother's death in May of twenty twenty. I remember
that he was charged with crack cocaine possession and tampering
with evidence. Yeah, I've never knew that they had a
(49:52):
son called Heike Turner Junior. Of course, you Ike Turner
as your dad.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
What else can you imagine being saddled with that?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah? Though, Yeah, your dad's I you better be good, Yeah,
you better be good to me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I don't know if you know this, but this week
is Banned Book Week. It's an annual event that highlights
the value of free and open access to information, and
a new report on book bands in the United States
and US schools finds Stephen King as the author most
likely to be censored. Stephen King, Yes, pen America's Banned
(50:28):
in the USA tracks more than six eight hundred instances
of books being temporarily or permanently pulled for the twenty
twenty four to twenty twenty five school year. Some eighty
percent of those bands originated in just three states that
have enacted or attempted to enact laws calling for removal
of books deemed objectionable Florida, Tennessee, and Texas, Texas. Meanwhile,
(50:54):
Penn found little or no instances of removals in several
other states, with Illinois, Maryland, and New Jersey among those
with laws that limit the authority of school and public
libraries to pull books. And a lot of the books
that we grew up reading are now banned in schools.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
Here in Texas, where they're going to take away fun
with Dick and Jane before it's all, well that's true, Okay,
Well that one's on the show, is it Dick and Janey? Oh?
I thought it was. I got it.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Florida, Nevada Toplissa states whose residents are most likely to
marry for money when you study revealed. Yeah, the gold
Diggers are pretty hardcore in Florida and Nevada. The gold
Digger score of eight point twenty four out of ten
for Florida and Nevada, and trailing it is Texas close
behind with a score of eight point two three.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
Why are we finding out all these bad things about
the state?
Speaker 5 (51:50):
Right one one hundredth of a point behind the bad ones,
followed by California with eight point oh seven New York
with an eight point oh four. The divorce coaching app
split Up looked up all these factors, came up with
the equations such as concentration of millionaires and billionaires, population,
average annual income, hourly wage, cost of living in each state,
and they compiled all the data dating our behaviors and
(52:11):
online searches for phrases such as sugar daddy, sugar.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Mommy, and sugar baby, and very rich. They were also tallied.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
The bottom five states least likely to be populated with
gold diggers are Maine, Wyoming, Montana, Nebraska, and Vermont.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
A lot of states that don't have very many people.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
In yeah population exactly. In case you haven't heard, Diddy
has been sentenced to fifty months in prison YEP for
his federal convictions for transporting people over state lines for prostitution.
He spoke on his own behalf in the court and
he said, I can't change the past, but can change
the future. I asked your honor for mercy. He didn't
(52:53):
get it, apparently, because that's fifty months.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
That's for you. They say that the prison that he's
going to is not one of those like clubs they
say it's bad.
Speaker 5 (53:05):
I saw a police sketch of him when he heard
the news. He cowered down underneath the table and curled up.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
In his chain, and you couldn't recognize him. Of course
they're just police sketches, but you can't recognize him because
he's got all gray hair and gray beard.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Maybe even white. Really, Yeah, yeah, I guess that will
give you a worried mine. When you're all right, we
have something to give you. Anybody interested in seeing nine
inch nails. Sure, we got some tickets coming up, So
stand by and get ready to start smiling and dine
(53:40):
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. I
have to tell you, yeah, what we just found out
who this major concert is going to be. We can't
say anything until nine, say anything until nine, or they'll
bomb the place or something. Now, at exactly nine o'clock,
we're gonna jump.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Oh yeah, as close to nine as possible. Yeah, nine ish,
a little bit after nine.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Oh my god, you guys, this is exciting and it's
a left field.
Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, but it brings up a question and I'll address that. Okay, okay, okay,
But you're gonna like it because we're gonna have tickets
to this contract.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
I'm glad they didn't tell us because I don't think
I would have been able to.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Keep the should I don't think so. Well, you're going
to enjoy it, I promise you huge, especially if you
win tickets on the show.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
A bigger than Travis Kelsey's manhood.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Wow. You're still ob chessed with that, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh my god. I laughed so hard over the weekend
when they were talking about Taylor Swift's new song would.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
And that's exactly what the song is about. Yeah, I
know because I bought the Taylor Swift no I did you? Did?
I saw you in the record store. I was trying
to hide my identity because, oh yeah, this will be good.
This hell every man. Okay, Well, you're gonna have to
wait for a little bit because we gotta wait ourselves.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Absolutely. It's a Monday. You don't want to get to
work and just you know, hang out. You want to
listen to lots and lots of classic rock. Right Well,
not only does lone Star ninety two to five have
the best classic rock, we have more of it twice
a day, Monday through Friday. We give you sixty minutes
of NonStop classic rock for your workday. We do it
(55:28):
right before eleven a m. With Jason, and then again
before four with our buddy Jeff K. And then when
JEFFK wraps up his hour of NonStop classic rock at
around four thirty five. He's got tickets to see Brian
Adams at the American Airline Center on November thirteenth. So
make sure you listen all day long to lone Star
ninety two to.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Five Dallas four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
In case you missed it, let me get a little music.
Bad Rush is coming to town. I don't know who's
to be their drummer, but we'll find that out. They're
coming to town for two shows, which will be one
(56:06):
on Wednesday, June twenty fourth, ye Out, and then Friday,
June twenty sixth at Dickey's Arena.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
That's the show we'll go to.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Oh absolutely General on sale begins on Friday, October seventeenth,
that's a week from this Friday.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, fan presale reportedly is on sale now, but Shelley Roberts,
she texts me and said it starts in three days
because she tried to get the pre sale.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Oh, the pre sale starts.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
The fan presale. Fans that you know are members of
the fan.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Being membread of the fan club to do that. Yeah, first, yes,
we have to go to the Friday when we just
can't go to the Wednesday night when I wish we could,
but we just can't.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
You know, it was last Friday Bo that we heard
from Getty Lee that Paul McCartney told them back in
twenty twenty two that they needed to tour again. You
need to go back on the road, you know, Well
they must have listened to them.
Speaker 3 (57:03):
Well it's called the Rush fifty something Tour, and yes
it honors their legacy and honor the late band mate
Neil Peart. So that's gonna be good. And we got
tickets to give away all week at seven fifty.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
And your son, Clayton, it's his favorite band.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
All absolutely his favorite band. So I know who your
plus one is gonna be. He's gonna be Dookian on himself.
And I finally tell him, boy, we got a ways
to go, We got always to go.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Okay, So we have all that information up on our
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com
if you want more information on Rush in concert Dickie's
Arena in Fort Worth, speaking of McCartney and the Beatles.
They have released a third track off Anthology four. This
is following the twenty twenty five mix of Free as
a Bird and Take seventeen of Helter Skelter. This is
(57:50):
Take twenty seven of George Harrison's while my guitar gently weeps.
It's a really cool behind the scenes version and we
have the video up of this version on our page.
And five years ago today, the world of rock lost
Eddie van Halen. Eddie died of cancer at the age
of sixty five. His last tour with Van Halen took
place in twenty fifteen, ten years before his death. His
(58:13):
last show was at the Hollywood Bowl in October fourth
of but that year. Here's Eddie talking about what his
legacy meant to him.
Speaker 3 (58:23):
If you're a musician, you make music till today you die.
Rock stars come and go. That's pretty profound.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Jump was a final song that Eddie van Halen played
at that show. Last year, Eddie's brother Alex van Halen
released his book Brothers and at the time when he
was touring with the book, he was asked how Eddie
viewed his career at the time of his passing.
Speaker 6 (58:43):
This is not life, this is what we do. I
mean there were times and I would question why are
we doing any of this? But that's because you get
conditioned to having a certain pattern. You make a record,
then you tour, and then you come back and.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
You make the next record.
Speaker 6 (58:57):
But now you're not really in a situation where you're
doing it just for the sake of being creative. Now
has become a business and.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Ed did not like that one bit at all, the
business part of it.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Well, we have a timeline of Eddie van Halen's life
and career highlights all up on our page. And Ozzy
Osbourne's memoir Last Rites will come out tomorrow and in
an excerpt published in the Times of London, Ozzy summed
up his career neatly, saying I think I made a
mark on the world. In another excerpt, Ozzy says, people
say to me, if you could do it all again,
(59:31):
knowing what you know now, would you change anything? And
he said, I'm like, f No, if I'd been clean
and sober, I wouldn't be Ozzy Yeah True, the Black
Sabbath Icon died July twenty second at age seventy six.
And last November's hijacking of two truckloads of Sammy Hagar
and celebrity chef partner Guy Fieri's Santo tequila in Laredo,
(59:54):
Texas was profiled last night on sixty Minutes I heard of.
The trucks were transport nearly twenty five thousand bottles of
tequila with a value of around one million dollars. If
you missed it on sixty Minutes last night, we have
that segment up on our page. And finally, Bou, I
don't know about your parents, but when I was little,
the few times that we would go to a restaurant,
(01:00:15):
if we misbehaved, one of our parents would take us
outside until we settled down.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Well, a woman has gone viral after posting a video
on TikTok of her with her eight month old baby
girl at a restaurant and the baby starts screaming and
squealing and this patron at the restaurant, a guy complains,
says you should do something about that, like take the
baby outside. The woman didn't take the baby outside, posted
(01:00:44):
the video I want to know what people think. We've
got the video up on our page.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
What would you do?
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Check it out on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Star ninety two to five Hi dot com.
Casually spill a drink on their table. Casually welcome Galla
Flor's Classic rock Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
There is no ballroom.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
What Oh yet.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I was talking about my tight pants. Oh no, not
room for your balls.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I thought you were talking about the White House ballroom.
It's under construction.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Oh yeah, I hope it's finished real soon. Okay, So
the announcement today nine o'clock. Alex LIFs and Getty Lee
have reformed Rush and they're going to come here for
two shows Wednesday, June twenty fourth and Friday, June twenty sixth.
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Hell, I wonder how many people are thanking Paul McCartney,
sending him text messages and emails right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Yes, Ao just showed me who's going to be taking
Neil Pears place. Oh my god. Ball. She's a producer
and a German drummer named Anika Niles. That's right. She
was Jeff Beck's drummer for over sixty ships these shows.
She's a composer.
Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
She's got four solo albums out and I watched her
on YouTube a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
She's sensational. And tickets go on sale a week from
this Friday now fan pre sale.
Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
In the pressure release that they sent us, they said
that it's going on now. But then Shelley Roberts, who's
a part of the fan presale, said that it told
her the website told her in three days. It will
go on in three days. Oh okay, well, but then
the tickets to the general public will go on sale
week from Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
As you said, yeah, seventeen.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I'm so excited. And the fact that it's going to
be Wednesday, June twenty fourth, and on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
June twenty sixth, that's the Friday when now I'm going
to be a picket Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Three of us is going to be just thrilled. I
know your son is.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
He's probably already heard. Yeah, yeah, somebody probably called it.
He hadn't called you, dad. We're going right, Oh, that's
a given. That's a given. I'll take him. I took
him since he was little. I have a picture of
him and of Geddy Lee and Alex and he's about
this talk again. Another time, and he's about this tall.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
You know, it's a big week for Getty Lee because
it's Toronto. Blue Jays are beating up on my New
York Yankees. I mean they may sweep that series against
Oh Happy Camper.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Well up next is our after show decompression session. I'm
sure we'll be talking about this Rush show, and we
have tickets to give away seven fifty all week long.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Before you combine Rush stick Moore.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
All right, so we'll see you on the after show
and for the show. Enough show tomorrow. I time to
say b
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