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(00:00):
Gets the bow and them after showdecompression and session, you're on like Donkey
Kong when you snap your fingers.I'm just posted to snap to it.
Then. All right, friends,if you're watching us here on, am
I on? Yeah? Okay,yeah, you're on? I'm okay,
let me oh you see put bothears on? Well you go. So,
if you're watching this right now,please give us a thumbs up on

(00:22):
the audio that we had some problemsthis morning. We had some problems and
then I just had a hell ofa time getting on this freaking thing right
now. Um, it looks likeI'm getting good levels into my box going
from the box to the phone.Though, Hey, Lisa Mahaney Warley,
can you hear us? Are youhearing there? You are down? Gene
Lewis okay? Uh, Julie SwansonSchmidt wants to join in. I went

(00:44):
maybe maybe later, but it's good. Everybody sounds everybody sounds good. Well,
okay, here's what it is tillthey think the more the problems and
you know, I'm gonna keep theStar's head on for the rest of the
day. Yes, for good luck. Gotta gets some mojo going for tonight.
Now see, I'm gonna have tobe checking on the Stars game because

(01:07):
we'll be sitting there watching Zebra play. Right and uh, Ray Watson pointed
out to me, I think hewas thinking about this last night. Yeah,
because he sent me a message.It said, hey, Randy,
you guys are gonna miss game too, because you're gonna be at the Rangers
game. I know, well,phones with that pitch clock, maybe he'll
get done and a half hour game. Yeah, there you go. I

(01:30):
love that pitch clock. I've beenluck. I've been watching a lot of
baseball lately, and it's so good. The uh, the level of play
out there. That that showy showyOtani guy. Yeah, that guy's a
beast. Dodgers Angels, Angels.Okay, no, very rarely do pitchers
ever hit that good. That's whywe got the designated hitter role. Hey,

(01:52):
Bill, Terry says, Marked Texasis just outside of Waco. Okay,
we got listeners all the way downthere. Yeah. Wow, but
I remember there was a time,remember when Lily was here. Yeah,
we had they had zip codes orno counties, a list of counties that
were ineligible. Oh yeah, welleven though they listened to I know,

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I don't I didn't understand that.And then so there for a while,
you know, and we can't.You know, you had to do away
with the listening area because people werelistening on the iHeartRadio app or on their
computers. So yeah, but it'sstill there was some kind of law about
there was it had to be inyour listening area as far as our prize
rules were. What do you mean? I think they did away with that.

(02:36):
Well, either that or I didn'thear that they gave did away with
it. But I I just knowwhen I had a list of counties that
were ineligible in my studio, trustme, then I had to ask each
guy, and you know how fastpaced this shit's going on? Ye,
And that became a royal pain inthe ass. And I my thought is

(02:57):
if they can hear us, becausethey can hear us down to Waco.
Yeah, on the I drive downto Austin, I'll listen to Lone Star.
Yeah. And is that a newchair, Alex is asking, No,
it's the same chair, same chair? Is it because of the blanket?
Correct? Did someone raise it?Is that heat still on? No?
I turned it off because you werebitching about it. I've been freezing

(03:23):
off. I wasn't bitching about WasI bitching about it? No? You
said it was hot and muggy inhere I did. We're all back the
tape you did. You said itwas hot and muggie. I'm burning up
it and we're like, are youcold? And I'm like, I'm freezing
that's teeth are chattering and ship Ohman, here's another thing. What who?

(03:46):
And it's just a product. It'sjust a product of the day we've
had. My phone is dying.Oh no, no good. How many
bars do you have? I don'tknow. I just grow I just got
the little flash thing says, oh, I'm good for a while. Yeah,
we're good for a minute or tillI can get into my car and
plug it in. I am reallylooking forward to our Rangers outing. You

(04:11):
are, yes, Sunday? Iam. I mean, I've got two
appearances tomorrow. I'm at the TIXsteps walking fort Worth and then Grandscape lu
Aw and then but I'm really reallylooking forward to the Rangers game. I
wonder what food vendors will be nearour section. Hmmm, certainly there's going
to be a hot dog somewhere.Oh yeah, to be found. Should
we do the research before we goto the game. Well, you know

(04:33):
what, you probably should eat overat Texas Live before we go to the
game. I went to a gameone time and the food was that's just
it, though. Man, it'sat ballpark. You gotta eat a hot
dog, and I don't want to. I don't want a hot dog with
a bunch of crap on it andmustard and yes, I want all that

(04:55):
shit. You know what, SometimesI like to eat just a hot dog
in a bun with nothing else.That reminds me of that's not worth it.
That's that's wasted calories. But whatit does is it? Yeah,
but it reminds me of whenever mymom used to take me to uh school.
I wasn't in school yet. Mybrothers and sisters were in Catholic school,

(05:15):
and I remember, dude, likeit was yesterday, going to school
with them and getting to eat thosehot dogs and they were in a white
paper thing and there was no mustardor nothing. It was just a hot
dog. Did you guys hear aboutthe Wienermobile. Yeah, the Frank Mobile
changing his name to the Frank Mobile. That's just raw. Well I think
that they're like doing some big franksnow. Well and so they want to

(05:41):
promote that with the Frank Mobile andthen they're but does it have anything to
do with them not wanting to callit a wiener anymore? I don't know
that, I'm serious. Is thatwhy they did it? They said it's
a marketing thing. Yes, it'snot going over very well, Well,

(06:03):
then they can bring it back.We've all seen that happen. Well,
I'm just glad. I'm just gladit wasn't because wiener's a bad word.
Wiener is not a bad word.No, I got the story somewhere.
I'll give you a full report onMonday. Okay, here's Ray Watson says
when the new ballpark finally opened postpandemic, remember because it opened during the

(06:29):
pandemic, and they had those figuresin those cardboards yea, in the stands.
And he says that the concessions wasnot very good. No, it's
not. But they've gotten better sincethen. Okay, well we'll see some
of those new dishes they got towe'll see. That's just it. I
don't know if I want all thatcrap, you know, the big big

(06:51):
meal before the game. You wantto enjoy the game with your hot dog
in one hand, popcorn and abeer. Yeah, peanuts, Peanuts,
popcorn and a hot dog? Whatelse they don't serve? Penis at the
Peanuts big bag salty got them thingson it? Well, I got things
on it, but I had himremoved by the doctor. Never burnt off,

(07:12):
they were burnt off. Yeah.Okay, let's see who else is
piping up? Who's piping up?Happy Friday everyone, All Star weekend for
NASCAR? Yeah? Oh yeah,North Wilkesborow. You guys know what the
story about this? North Wilkesboro isa North Carolina home of Nascar? Is
it in North Carolina? North willSparrow, not wilkes not wilkes Bear,

(07:38):
Pennsylvania. But apparently this is anold track that has been been abandoned for
years. And you remember, doyou know this? The story about Dale
Ernard Junior and his show that hehe would go to different race tracks,
oh, abandoned tracks and stuff.So one time he was there and he
says, you know what, weneed to revive this one and bring the

(08:00):
All Star Race here. So they'vedone a bunch of renovations. And because
it looks it looked before they didall that stuff, I said, man,
they're gonna run a race there likea ghost town. Yeah yeah,
but they've they're ready to go apparently, so it is in North Carolina.
Mista nasca there it is. That'swhy Dale Junior wanted to do it.
Amy Stephen says, bring back theWiener. Yeah that's what she said,

(08:26):
Hey bo, she wants a goodweekend. I could have been your daddy,
says Matthew Paulacano, but the linewas too long and the guy in
front of me had correct change.That's how you finished the joke. Oh
that's just Alex Bandesa says, saltynuts. Okay, well that's our salty
maybe just a little sweaty sweaty balls. That Saturday night lived it Ron Taylor

(08:56):
morning, y'all have a great weekend. Eddie Della Rosa, Hell yeah,
man, let's go. Uh lup, Ernandez says, ghost stars come in.
The barbecue is not bad if theballpark, says old ray Watch.
That's good to know. Okay,I'm still I want I'm still gonna go
with the hot dog. Yeah.You don't go to a ballpark and eat

(09:16):
barbecue, right, well do you? I'm mna eat a little something kind
of like the State Fair. Now, when you go to a ballpark,
there's so many options, and youdon't need that. They don't need any
of that crab. Well, Ialways go for the tried and true,
the hot dog and a beer.Yeah. I love seeing how sparks this
morning. He's hysteric. I followhim on Facebook. Going to see him

(09:39):
tomorrow night. Can't wait, allright, Diana Olsen says that get that
giant hamburger at the ballpark and shareit. Now, you see that's a
I can't do that either. Idon't know. Cut it into quarters and
yeah, we can all have ataste kind of like the State Fair.
Yeah whatever, I'm just not thatexcited about that, obviously. You're just

(10:03):
shooting down every suggestion we coming upwith. You go, Stars, what
channel can I watch it on?The Stars? Are they on TNT?
Believe it's on TNT? Check itout? I will. I think it's
or maybe it's TNT. No,that's a basketball game, t Dino mites.
Okay, I'm really looking forward toseeing Nerd Halen. Yeah, I'm

(10:26):
sorry, I'm going to be thatESPN streaming options. Oh is that it's
on their ESPN plus an ESPN Thisis TV and stream Okay, so it'll
be on Yeah. Yeah, thefreaking Rangers. Man, that just sucks.
You can't see an away game.I know on TV they were somebody
was bitching about how the NFL isteaming up with youtubube, and a lot

(10:52):
of people are bitching. It waslike just because they were like, we
we don't want to have to payfor any more subscriptions or anything like that.
Just put it on regular TV.Yeah, because there's a lot of
people that live in rural areas,and so this is gonna be NFL is
not gonna be on regular TV anymore. No, it's still gonna be on.
There's gonna be certain games. Ithink US Thursday Night Football. It's

(11:13):
gonna because it was on Amazon lastyear. Yes, a lot of people
were upset about that. Well,I ain't real happy about it either,
Dan ain't. Nobody asked me,shit, hey let's go. Yeah yeah,
before we go, Yes, thankyou to Tommy and everybody in Texas
Flood and Steve and Travis. Yeah, it was so cool get up there
and play a little music with him. Last night. You're a hardcore party

(11:37):
or man. You didn't get homeuntil nine to fifteen, and then you
didn't even go to sleep until tenfifty. Yeah, and the probably in
false lee to white level. There'sno way I would be here if I
stayed up that way. Really,but I'm gonna have a nap just after
me too. I'm ahead right behindyou. Let's get out your time.
We'll see tomorrow. Oh no,we'll see you money man. Yeah. I
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