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It's the Bow and the after showdecompression Session. And here we are again,
Just when you thought you were gettinga break from all this nonsense,
here our after show decompression session,as we call it, the oddcasts,
and one of the few people who'scome back after being on the show earlier,
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Flow Hernandez is backing me again.Man had a blast this morning.
Here I am back again. Youknow it's more punishment, Yeah, yes,
sir. Anytime out of the houseis a good time. Man that
got kids, yes, sir,too too many? What you know,
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I love my kids, you know, of course they get on my nerves.
Twelve and nine. My son's twelve, My little girls nine, twelve
year old. He's got a mouthon. Yeah, so the mouth is
smart. Mouth has started to comeout, Yeah it is. And he
has these opinions. And he's tallerthan me. He's twelve years old,
and he's about five nine five ten. I'm five six on a good day.
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And uh, he's starting to youknow, he kind of stares me.
I'm looking down on you. Whatare you doing exactly? And my
window is closing very fast, solike, you know, I kind of
want to whoop his ass. Dothey find you funny or do they find
you annoying and roll their eyes?Oh, Dad, stop it annoying and
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roll their eyes. Possibly they rollingtheir eyes is probably behind my back more
than anything, but I'm pretty sureit's happening. But I'm a different kind
of funny with them. Yeah,and I'm an annoying funny and I annoyingly
do it purposely because I know I'mgetting on their nerves and that makes my
day because they don't understand how muchthey get on my nerves every day,
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you know. And they're always bored. You know, my son twelve years
old, he has everything, Xbox, switch, PC, everything, everything
that I didn't have growing up.Yet he's still bored. Son. Go
go what's wrong? I'm board?Dad? Go play with your Xbox.
I already did that. Go playwith your switch? Did that yesterday?
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We buy too, like a twothree thousand dollars PC. Go play with
that. I just don't have nothingto do on board. I don't know.
Go go play with yourself. Gorun off. What does that mean?
What does that mean? Oh you'llfind out. Yeah, go to
your room and google it. Isee that, son of a bitch.
For three days, we'll find out, young fella. He found out.
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I think he found out. I'veseen your dad on some of your videos
on social media. So now thatyou have kids, do you have a
relationship with your dad where you're going, Oh my god, how did you
put up with me? Yeah,to a certain extent. I see he's
really nice with them, but that'sgrandparents, right, Yeah, of course,
I don't know where this comes from, you know what I mean.
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He wasn't that way with you.No, they could ask him, we're
going to the fair, can weget X amount of dollars to three hundreds?
Right? And there it is.You know how hard it was for
me to get a happy meal whenI was I promise you I had to
make good grades to get a happymeal. That was the deal. That
was the deal. Look, son, if you make as and bees,
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I'm taking to McDonald's. Get youhappy. You got happy meals? You
gotta see you only get one sadmeal. Yes, it was pretty sad.
But these kids they get it.They get it too easy, you
know what I mean? These kidstoday? Oh man, my mom,
when my mom beat the hell outof me sometimes, did you get over
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here? Yess? Oak? CliffCliff North Oak Cliff, North oak Cliff
Area, Lake Cliff Area, LakeCliff Park and all that, you know,
I went, and then I movedto South oak Cliff, which is
a little bit different. Put itlike this. I went from boil Local
to William's Chicken pretty much. Andthat was the move right there. So
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I didn't know Cliff for many years. Really lived off Onetka. Okay,
yeah you know where that is.Yeah, to normos all the time over
there. Yeah, that's legit,boy nollas some changing gears a little bit.
Eddie Della Rosa was watching and listeningearlier, says Flow, I'm glad
what you said about stephen A.And you're absolutely right, thank you.
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No views for stephen A. Andthen he's got hashtag DC four l Yes,
Dallas Cowboys for life. But let'ssee, that's the best. The
reason stephen A. Smith does thatbecause he knows it's gonna piss off a
lot of people and the people thathate the Dallas Cowboys. Good gold,
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Steve, keep going. But he'sbut he's making fun of America's team,
the team with the best fans inthe world. Rights, that's what they
say all the time. Social mediakings that survey just came out this week,
and that's what makes people hate useven more, very true, even
more. And and you know,he knows what he's doing and he's smart
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for doing it. He covers theCowboys religiously, and uh, he does
it every week, and he's gonnabe doing it weekend and week out throughout
the whole season, and even duringthe off season. He leads off with
him quite a bit. I mean, I seriously want to start a petition
against his dude, because I'm sickof it. Just because he's loud.
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Don't make him right, you know, and and he's wrong most of the
time. And I'm I'm kind oftired of it. Man. It's kind
of grown old for me, youknow. And the guy's making his writings,
but he's smart. Quite honestly,I don't watch him as much as
I used to watch. I goto YouTube now, yeah, I go
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to YouTube or you know, uh, and I listen to the people kind
of break down the game and stufflike that. And every once in a
while I'll see his clips on YouTube, and of course there I go.
I just click and then there hegoes the Cowboys this and the Cowboys.
That's what he wants you to do. That's what he wants you to get
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all pissed off because you got tobe hated to be rated sometimes, you
know, but you know, andit is what it is. I know
he does it for ratings. Butwe live in and in his He's got
his name in his head and inhis mouth. And as much as we
stay in his mouth, I'm prettysure his right cheek is worn out and
just went. Just the D wasmissing and with the Cowboys this week.
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But you know the D stays inhis mouth. Man. Well listen,
I just see you notice your hatthere? How about the Rangers this year?
I've been watching that Rangers man.There, you know what they had
me worried there a couple of weeksago. So you gotta remember they were
they were hated a couple of peopleout hey. Now they're back to full
strengthen, back to their winning way. A couple of day Neians was hate.
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Yeah. And and what happened toour ace pictures? Man? Well
you know two big names, Yeah, they're down right. Well, Assurzer
did good the other day. Butyeah, the guy Gromon Dollar guy or
whatever. Yeah, and and sure'sI mean I saw him one game.
Man, they were tagging the hellout of him in one game, you
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know, and then he goes outlater with an injury, so hopefully Man,
I cannot stand the Astros. Bro. Yeah, the Stros. Yeah,
I'm tired of them, man,because I got to hear it from
my comedy buddies and and Houston,and I got to see those uh those
uh, those posts on social mediaand all that good stuff, and the
Stros have have kind of like,you know, there were the Cowboys,
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like the Cowboys and the nineties.Man, all this winning they've been doing,
but it wasn't just the winning.A lot of people started disliking the
Astros that aren't from the Houston areabecause of the cheating. The cheating.
Yes, yes, yeah, no, it wasn't just the winning. You
can win, and if you winfair and square, not a problem.
But if we find out that you'recheating, and that they one hundred percent
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confirmed that they were cheating, wasthat was that they got fined or something
banging on the bank and on thetrash cans or something crap like that,
How the hell does that count?They still keep it the championship. I
mean, you can't give it.I guess that you have an asterisk next
to it or something. You haveto write. I mean you have to.
I mean, when the sprinter cheats, they get stripped. Yeah right,
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can we not strip these dudes?I don't really remember what happened with
that. There was some kind offine or something wasn't there or just leave?
So yeah, well now see,I don't fully with all my heart
hate the Astros because when I wasyoung, when the Astros came in,
I said, wow, Texas hasa major League Baseball team, and I
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kind of started following them. Nowthey're kind of pissing me off a little
bit. Oh really, yeah,kind of pissing me off a little bit.
What happened biting at our heels?Come on, man, you got
a couple of World Series? Shutup, let us have our turn.
But that's not how the game isplayed ever. You know, remember when
the Cowboys had a couple of SuperBowls, we still wanted to win another
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one, had another one, anotherone. Yeah, but we own them
still on the football and I don'tgive a damn. People say, oh,
yeah, I haven't wanted in twentyseven twenty some odd years. I
mean, how many teams have notwon it in so many years one of
them, mister Texans at one time. The Oilers, you know, they
still haven't won one. Who elseis not one? Uh? Let's see,
Jacksonville has not one, Detroit hasnot one. There you go.
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Uh God, I had a listof all of them. The best thing
to ever come out of a Houstonfootball team to this day is Earl Campbell's
house up. The best thing toever come out of Houston football those ear
list of everyone. The NFL teamsthat have not won. Okay, we
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got the Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati
Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, and Houston Texas. Well, what
about people teams that have never evenbeen to a Super Okay, because those
have been. Yes, yes,Arizona lost to Pittsburgh and yet Cowboys get
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cracked on. Bro, We alwayswill. Did you grow up in high
school playing football or anything sports?No, Bro, calm down, shrinking
by the day. I'm like fivetwo already, bro. Okay, four
NFL teams have never been to theSuper Bowl. The Browns, Yes,
Rions, Jaguars, and Texans Texans. There you go. Everybody else has
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at least been. Yeah, atleast been. These guys have been to
see the game. Yeah, Yeah, I've been to the Super Bowl.
I saw the game, didn't play. That's right. How many super Bowls
did you go to? You andJimmy who went to three three? The
three Cowboys in the nineties. Awesome, man, you brought them luck.
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Maybe they need to send you again. You and Jimmy, you will kick
in. Yeah. The thing isthat that game. Yeah, he went
to the games, to the games. Yes, with the radio station.
It's part of his job. Thatwas back in the good old days.
They paid him to go. Theydidn't pay me to go. They just
financed our being able to go.No, No, somebody sponsored and financed
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your way to go. Yeah.Okay, Well I'm totally grateful, even
though I don't know who the fuckyou are. Like, remember when you
guys used to go to the Grammys. Yeah, with m J. I
brought Chevrolet paid for all that.Well. Yeah, that's why I like
Chevrolet me too. They paid fort Yeah, I wish we'd do that.
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So you say you've been toured foror been doing comedy for seventeen years,
No, no, twenty going.So you mentioned some of your your
your friends around Texas. Correct nameoff some of your good, good comedy
homies here in Texas well comedy homies. Right now, man, we are
currently on putting this tour together calledway Funny Toured. Uh not w A
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y, but g u e yin Spanish way fun it's a little double
meeting me little funny. I'm finey. So we're doing that right now.
And I'm doing that with the withPanda Chuck On, who's originally out of
Los Angeles, believe he lives herein Dallas now and then Valenta Rodriguez,
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which he's known as Ernie, OhGeorge Lopez show and Frankie and Blood and
Blood out his two more well knownroles that he's done. And so we
went to school together and I didI told him yeah and he remembered and
uh did I send you the yea? And so uh, he's really cool
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dude, man down on earth,really really sweet, really nice, very
extremely talented. So when we dothe show, it's like good Cop,
bad cop, because like he's extremelynice on stage and stuff. And then
I close out the shows with anhour on the back end and I'm just
a complete asshole. And I knowI am, and I have fun doing
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it. And if a table getsup and walks out, I've done my
job and I'm proud of myself.It's like a badge of honor. No.
So, we've been doing these shows, and we've been staying more in
Texas right now, but we're gonnabranch out eventually. And then someone came
in, like North Dakota or SouthDakota or somebody way up there, uh,
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some state way up there, andthey want to book us. I
was like, Uh, listen,I'm not gonna book anything with y'all right
now, no offense. Let's waitto the spring. Because I'm Mexican and
I grew up a lot watching LaBambaand I know how that that movie ended.
And I'm not flipping no coin.I'm not getting on no little plane,
no bad weather. If anybody flipsa coin in front of me out
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there, I'm ubering all the wayback home, especially especially when it's freezing
ass cold. Yes. Yes,so I'm gonna hold off on that.
But we've been, we've been,we've been putting some stuff together. We
got some like twelve thirteen dates comingup here soon that we're gonna try to
fit in before the end of theyear, and it's all here in Texas
and we're just having a lot offun doing it right now. Man good,
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which is really cool because I watchedValentin growing up George Lopez show and
then to be working next to thisguy is really cool. And to see
how people take to him and stuff, and people grew up watch him.
Bro, they love him and peoplegot to understand The George Lopez Show to
Mexican is like it's like our CosbyShow, you know what I mean.
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It's so culturally iconic for us,and it was just a huge show and
it's still being played to this Yeah, the original one. Have you seen
the new one? Lopez versus Lopezwith his daughter. No, yeah,
you know about it, right,I do know. They were supposedly a
strange for a while. Yeah,because of the on her mom and he's
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got the kids, got the mom'skidney. He's got the kidney. Yeah,
and the daughter she's the star.It's really her show, really Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Well and Itold George when he when he got
the kidney from from his wife,I said, you will never win another
argument the rest of your life.Agree, And yeah, and it's lost
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seeks to take it back because youknow how couples get mad and Poverton pederal
being Chip pederal, I'm taking thisback. I'm taking that being Chip better,
I'm taking the pedal too. Giveme the dog. She can't take
the kidney back. No, no, it's over. It's it's in there
man, for good. So whoknows? So you got any other plans
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other on Saturday beyond Saturday night around? Yeah, definitely hang out with the
kids, go to the fair.No, okay, well you should go
to the fair. You should goat least once. So I'm I'm all
my money that I make goes tothe kids. Man, Well, do
I know you said you have atwo thousand and three thousand dollars system for
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them to play video games? Theydo, and so they don't realize.
I wear the same ship over andover when you come out, if you
come out to look on on Saturday, I'll be wearing this. My kids,
meanwhile, got all this stuff andthey play with all this stuff.
And yeah, that's pretty much it, man. And then they got practice
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one my son has uh flag footballpractice, and he's got baseball practice.
She has soccer practice. She hasyoung musicians practice I'm like ro It's one
thing after another. It's exhausting.Man. Ever, what if either one
or both become successful. You know, maybe your son becomes an athlete and
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she becomes an actress or something.I'm gonna be so worn out and broke
down. Yeah, yeah, Idon't know what the hell I was thinking.
You know that I didn't even haveany kids up all the way up
to thirty eight, man, really, yes, yeah, all the way
up to thirty thirty eight. Imade it, man, and uh and
then all of a sudden, boomboom, you know, the rubber broke.
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Something happened, Man, pulling downas a real deal, and uh,
I just didn't have the ability todo so. And now I'm paying
for it literally. Oh it'll beworth it down the line. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm bitching, man,I know I'm venting. This is
therapy for me. Man, Yougo right ahead. Then, all you
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What is it again? Event?Bright? Now? Is that bright?
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nain't nothing coming up? Well,we got you tag here on this
Facebook video so they can reach youthat way. No, definitely, come
on out and come and enjoy somehaha, some funny and like I said,
I'll be giving away free movie passes. I'll give you four free movie
passes. How about that? Andthere should be some good movies coming up.
Man, go out there and enjoyyou a good old movie. Well,
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thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you, thank you.
See flow could be it is cribtaking a nap right now, but he
decided to come yuck it up withus on the end. No man,
any any any night, or anyday without the kids or at the house
in a good day and a goodnight. And when I go home,
I looked for the most jacked uproute to go home IPS, the longest
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route, the redder, the better. Where's all those traffic jams I can
get stuck? Well flows, thanksfor coming in man, good to see
We'll see you tomorrow. Fun musicday on one hit, one hit,
one day. Good luck because you'regoing
It's the Bow and the after showdecompression Session. And here we are again,
Just when you thought you were gettinga break from all this nonsense,
here our after show decompression session,as we call it, the oddcasts,
and one of the few people who'scome back after being on the show earlier,
(00:20):
Flow Hernandez is backing me again.Man had a blast this morning.
Here I am back again. Youknow it's more punishment, Yeah, yes,
sir. Anytime out of the houseis a good time. Man that
got kids, yes, sir,too too many? What you know,
(00:41):
I love my kids, you know, of course they get on my nerves.
Twelve and nine. My son's twelve, My little girls nine, twelve
year old. He's got a mouthon. Yeah, so the mouth is
smart. Mouth has started to comeout, Yeah it is. And he
has these opinions. And he's tallerthan me. He's twelve years old,
and he's about five nine five ten. I'm five six on a good day.
(01:02):
And uh, he's starting to youknow, he kind of stares me.
I'm looking down on you. Whatare you doing exactly? And my
window is closing very fast, solike, you know, I kind of
want to whoop his ass. Dothey find you funny or do they find
you annoying and roll their eyes?Oh, Dad, stop it annoying and
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roll their eyes. Possibly they rollingtheir eyes is probably behind my back more
than anything, but I'm pretty sureit's happening. But I'm a different kind
of funny with them. Yeah,and I'm an annoying funny and I annoyingly
do it purposely because I know I'mgetting on their nerves and that makes my
day because they don't understand how muchthey get on my nerves every day,
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you know. And they're always bored. You know, my son twelve years
old, he has everything, Xbox, switch, PC, everything, everything
that I didn't have growing up.Yet he's still bored. Son. Go
go what's wrong? I'm board?Dad? Go play with your Xbox.
I already did that. Go playwith your switch? Did that yesterday?
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We buy too, like a twothree thousand dollars PC. Go play with
that. I just don't have nothingto do on board. I don't know.
Go go play with yourself. Gorun off. What does that mean?
What does that mean? Oh you'llfind out. Yeah, go to
your room and google it. Isee that, son of a bitch.
For three days, we'll find out, young fella. He found out.
(02:31):
I think he found out. I'veseen your dad on some of your videos
on social media. So now thatyou have kids, do you have a
relationship with your dad where you're going, Oh my god, how did you
put up with me? Yeah,to a certain extent. I see he's
really nice with them, but that'sgrandparents, right, Yeah, of course,
I don't know where this comes from, you know what I mean.
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He wasn't that way with you.No, they could ask him, we're
going to the fair, can weget X amount of dollars to three hundreds?
Right? And there it is.You know how hard it was for
me to get a happy meal whenI was I promise you I had to
make good grades to get a happymeal. That was the deal. That
was the deal. Look, son, if you make as and bees,
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I'm taking to McDonald's. Get youhappy. You got happy meals? You
gotta see you only get one sadmeal. Yes, it was pretty sad.
But these kids they get it.They get it too easy, you
know what I mean? These kidstoday? Oh man, my mom,
when my mom beat the hell outof me sometimes, did you get over
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here? Yess? Oak? CliffCliff North Oak Cliff, North oak Cliff
Area, Lake Cliff Area, LakeCliff Park and all that, you know,
I went, and then I movedto South oak Cliff, which is
a little bit different. Put itlike this. I went from boil Local
to William's Chicken pretty much. Andthat was the move right there. So
(03:59):
I didn't know Cliff for many years. Really lived off Onetka. Okay,
yeah you know where that is.Yeah, to normos all the time over
there. Yeah, that's legit,boy nollas some changing gears a little bit.
Eddie Della Rosa was watching and listeningearlier, says Flow, I'm glad
what you said about stephen A.And you're absolutely right, thank you.
(04:19):
No views for stephen A. Andthen he's got hashtag DC four l Yes,
Dallas Cowboys for life. But let'ssee, that's the best. The
reason stephen A. Smith does thatbecause he knows it's gonna piss off a
lot of people and the people thathate the Dallas Cowboys. Good gold,
(04:40):
Steve, keep going. But he'sbut he's making fun of America's team,
the team with the best fans inthe world. Rights, that's what they
say all the time. Social mediakings that survey just came out this week,
and that's what makes people hate useven more, very true, even
more. And and you know,he knows what he's doing and he's smart
(05:01):
for doing it. He covers theCowboys religiously, and uh, he does
it every week, and he's gonnabe doing it weekend and week out throughout
the whole season, and even duringthe off season. He leads off with
him quite a bit. I mean, I seriously want to start a petition
against his dude, because I'm sickof it. Just because he's loud.
(05:24):
Don't make him right, you know, and and he's wrong most of the
time. And I'm I'm kind oftired of it. Man. It's kind
of grown old for me, youknow. And the guy's making his writings,
but he's smart. Quite honestly,I don't watch him as much as
I used to watch. I goto YouTube now, yeah, I go
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to YouTube or you know, uh, and I listen to the people kind
of break down the game and stufflike that. And every once in a
while I'll see his clips on YouTube, and of course there I go.
I just click and then there hegoes the Cowboys this and the Cowboys.
That's what he wants you to do. That's what he wants you to get
(06:04):
all pissed off because you got tobe hated to be rated sometimes, you
know, but you know, andit is what it is. I know
he does it for ratings. Butwe live in and in his He's got
his name in his head and inhis mouth. And as much as we
stay in his mouth, I'm prettysure his right cheek is worn out and
just went. Just the D wasmissing and with the Cowboys this week.
(06:28):
But you know the D stays inhis mouth. Man. Well listen,
I just see you notice your hatthere? How about the Rangers this year?
I've been watching that Rangers man.There, you know what they had
me worried there a couple of weeksago. So you gotta remember they were
they were hated a couple of peopleout hey. Now they're back to full
strengthen, back to their winning way. A couple of day Neians was hate.
(06:49):
Yeah. And and what happened toour ace pictures? Man? Well
you know two big names, Yeah, they're down right. Well, Assurzer
did good the other day. Butyeah, the guy Gromon Dollar guy or
whatever. Yeah, and and sure'sI mean I saw him one game.
Man, they were tagging the hellout of him in one game, you
(07:10):
know, and then he goes outlater with an injury, so hopefully Man,
I cannot stand the Astros. Bro. Yeah, the Stros. Yeah,
I'm tired of them, man,because I got to hear it from
my comedy buddies and and Houston,and I got to see those uh those
uh, those posts on social mediaand all that good stuff, and the
Stros have have kind of like,you know, there were the Cowboys,
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like the Cowboys and the nineties.Man, all this winning they've been doing,
but it wasn't just the winning.A lot of people started disliking the
Astros that aren't from the Houston areabecause of the cheating. The cheating.
Yes, yes, yeah, no, it wasn't just the winning. You
can win, and if you winfair and square, not a problem.
But if we find out that you'recheating, and that they one hundred percent
(07:54):
confirmed that they were cheating, wasthat was that they got fined or something
banging on the bank and on thetrash cans or something crap like that,
How the hell does that count?They still keep it the championship. I
mean, you can't give it.I guess that you have an asterisk next
to it or something. You haveto write. I mean you have to.
I mean, when the sprinter cheats, they get stripped. Yeah right,
(08:16):
can we not strip these dudes?I don't really remember what happened with
that. There was some kind offine or something wasn't there or just leave?
So yeah, well now see,I don't fully with all my heart
hate the Astros because when I wasyoung, when the Astros came in,
I said, wow, Texas hasa major League Baseball team, and I
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kind of started following them. Nowthey're kind of pissing me off a little
bit. Oh really, yeah,kind of pissing me off a little bit.
What happened biting at our heels?Come on, man, you got
a couple of World Series? Shutup, let us have our turn.
But that's not how the game isplayed ever. You know, remember when
the Cowboys had a couple of SuperBowls, we still wanted to win another
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one, had another one, anotherone. Yeah, but we own them
still on the football and I don'tgive a damn. People say, oh,
yeah, I haven't wanted in twentyseven twenty some odd years. I
mean, how many teams have notwon it in so many years one of
them, mister Texans at one time. The Oilers, you know, they
still haven't won one. Who elseis not one? Uh? Let's see,
Jacksonville has not one, Detroit hasnot one. There you go.
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Uh God, I had a listof all of them. The best thing
to ever come out of a Houstonfootball team to this day is Earl Campbell's
house up. The best thing toever come out of Houston football those ear
list of everyone. The NFL teamsthat have not won. Okay, we
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got the Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati
Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, and Houston Texas. Well, what
about people teams that have never evenbeen to a Super Okay, because those
have been. Yes, yes,Arizona lost to Pittsburgh and yet Cowboys get
(10:07):
cracked on. Bro, We alwayswill. Did you grow up in high
school playing football or anything sports?No, Bro, calm down, shrinking
by the day. I'm like fivetwo already, bro. Okay, four
NFL teams have never been to theSuper Bowl. The Browns, Yes,
Rions, Jaguars, and Texans Texans. There you go. Everybody else has
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at least been. Yeah, atleast been. These guys have been to
see the game. Yeah, Yeah, I've been to the Super Bowl.
I saw the game, didn't play. That's right. How many super Bowls
did you go to? You andJimmy who went to three three? The
three Cowboys in the nineties. Awesome, man, you brought them luck.
(10:50):
Maybe they need to send you again. You and Jimmy, you will kick
in. Yeah. The thing isthat that game. Yeah, he went
to the games, to the games. Yes, with the radio station.
It's part of his job. Thatwas back in the good old days.
They paid him to go. Theydidn't pay me to go. They just
financed our being able to go.No, No, somebody sponsored and financed
(11:13):
your way to go. Yeah.Okay, Well I'm totally grateful, even
though I don't know who the fuckyou are. Like, remember when you
guys used to go to the Grammys. Yeah, with m J. I
brought Chevrolet paid for all that.Well. Yeah, that's why I like
Chevrolet me too. They paid fort Yeah, I wish we'd do that.
(11:33):
So you say you've been toured foror been doing comedy for seventeen years,
No, no, twenty going.So you mentioned some of your your
your friends around Texas. Correct nameoff some of your good, good comedy
homies here in Texas well comedy homies. Right now, man, we are
currently on putting this tour together calledway Funny Toured. Uh not w A
(11:54):
y, but g u e yin Spanish way fun it's a little double
meeting me little funny. I'm finey. So we're doing that right now.
And I'm doing that with the withPanda Chuck On, who's originally out of
Los Angeles, believe he lives herein Dallas now and then Valenta Rodriguez,
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which he's known as Ernie, OhGeorge Lopez show and Frankie and Blood and
Blood out his two more well knownroles that he's done. And so we
went to school together and I didI told him yeah and he remembered and
uh did I send you the yea? And so uh, he's really cool
(12:35):
dude, man down on earth,really really sweet, really nice, very
extremely talented. So when we dothe show, it's like good Cop,
bad cop, because like he's extremelynice on stage and stuff. And then
I close out the shows with anhour on the back end and I'm just
a complete asshole. And I knowI am, and I have fun doing
(12:56):
it. And if a table getsup and walks out, I've done my
job and I'm proud of myself.It's like a badge of honor. No.
So, we've been doing these shows, and we've been staying more in
Texas right now, but we're gonnabranch out eventually. And then someone came
in, like North Dakota or SouthDakota or somebody way up there, uh,
(13:20):
some state way up there, andthey want to book us. I
was like, Uh, listen,I'm not gonna book anything with y'all right
now, no offense. Let's waitto the spring. Because I'm Mexican and
I grew up a lot watching LaBambaand I know how that that movie ended.
And I'm not flipping no coin.I'm not getting on no little plane,
no bad weather. If anybody flipsa coin in front of me out
(13:43):
there, I'm ubering all the wayback home, especially especially when it's freezing
ass cold. Yes. Yes,so I'm gonna hold off on that.
But we've been, we've been,we've been putting some stuff together. We
got some like twelve thirteen dates comingup here soon that we're gonna try to
fit in before the end of theyear, and it's all here in Texas
and we're just having a lot offun doing it right now. Man good,
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which is really cool because I watchedValentin growing up George Lopez show and
then to be working next to thisguy is really cool. And to see
how people take to him and stuff, and people grew up watch him.
Bro, they love him and peoplegot to understand The George Lopez Show to
Mexican is like it's like our CosbyShow, you know what I mean.
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It's so culturally iconic for us,and it was just a huge show and
it's still being played to this Yeah, the original one. Have you seen
the new one? Lopez versus Lopezwith his daughter. No, yeah,
you know about it, right,I do know. They were supposedly a
strange for a while. Yeah,because of the on her mom and he's
(14:46):
got the kids, got the mom'skidney. He's got the kidney. Yeah,
and the daughter she's the star.It's really her show, really Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Well and Itold George when he when he got
the kidney from from his wife,I said, you will never win another
argument the rest of your life.Agree, And yeah, and it's lost
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seeks to take it back because youknow how couples get mad and Poverton pederal
being Chip pederal, I'm taking thisback. I'm taking that being Chip better,
I'm taking the pedal too. Giveme the dog. She can't take
the kidney back. No, no, it's over. It's it's in there
man, for good. So whoknows? So you got any other plans
(15:31):
other on Saturday beyond Saturday night around? Yeah, definitely hang out with the
kids, go to the fair.No, okay, well you should go
to the fair. You should goat least once. So I'm I'm all
my money that I make goes tothe kids. Man, Well, do
I know you said you have atwo thousand and three thousand dollars system for
(15:52):
them to play video games? Theydo, and so they don't realize.
I wear the same ship over andover when you come out, if you
come out to look on on Saturday, I'll be wearing this. My kids,
meanwhile, got all this stuff andthey play with all this stuff.
And yeah, that's pretty much it, man. And then they got practice
(16:14):
one my son has uh flag footballpractice, and he's got baseball practice.
She has soccer practice. She hasyoung musicians practice I'm like ro It's one
thing after another. It's exhausting.Man. Ever, what if either one
or both become successful. You know, maybe your son becomes an athlete and
(16:37):
she becomes an actress or something.I'm gonna be so worn out and broke
down. Yeah, yeah, Idon't know what the hell I was thinking.
You know that I didn't even haveany kids up all the way up
to thirty eight, man, really, yes, yeah, all the way
up to thirty thirty eight. Imade it, man, and uh and
then all of a sudden, boomboom, you know, the rubber broke.
(17:00):
Something happened, Man, pulling downas a real deal, and uh,
I just didn't have the ability todo so. And now I'm paying
for it literally. Oh it'll beworth it down the line. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm bitching, man,I know I'm venting. This is
therapy for me. Man, Yougo right ahead. Then, all you
(17:22):
want how people get tickets for Saturdaynight at Look Theater. Saturday Night,
Look Theater, They could go toevent bright dot com and purchase those on
event bright. Just go to eventbright dot com, scroll down to you
see uh floor, Hernandez and friends, and you'll see my little ugly ass
in front of the flyer, andyou can go ahead and get those and
purchase those tickets. Now, whatis it? What is it bright?
(17:45):
What is it again? Event?Bright? Now? Is that bright?
B r H T right ev EE V E N T b R I
t EA dot com. Thank you, thank you just trying to help,
or you can just google nothing.Yeah, because I forgot to mention it
before and I was like, ohmy god, I did I did all
that and I didn't even mention howto get the tickets in the ticketsht man,
(18:07):
nain't nothing coming up? Well,we got you tag here on this
Facebook video so they can reach youthat way. No, definitely, come
on out and come and enjoy somehaha, some funny and like I said,
I'll be giving away free movie passes. I'll give you four free movie
passes. How about that? Andthere should be some good movies coming up.
Man, go out there and enjoyyou a good old movie. Well,
(18:27):
thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you, thank you.
See flow could be it is cribtaking a nap right now, but he
decided to come yuck it up withus on the end. No man,
any any any night, or anyday without the kids or at the house
in a good day and a goodnight. And when I go home,
I looked for the most jacked uproute to go home IPS, the longest
(18:52):
route, the redder, the better. Where's all those traffic jams I can
get stuck? Well flows, thanksfor coming in man, good to see
We'll see you tomorrow. Fun musicday on one hit, one hit,
one day. Good luck because you'regoing
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