The Bo and Them Full Show (Ep 953)

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Episode Transcript

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Well, if you one of themillions who on one of them guests drinking
piston, clanking air polluted smoke,belching poor wheel of buggage from Detroit sitting
and pay attention. I'm about tosing your songs on Well, I'm not

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a man upon the judge very whereonly the holy drudge, but the thanks
time send me a few charge wordsall about that theme and already moved feld
the beard, the monster with thepolegate wheels in results of the dream of
Then ready forward, Well I've gota card. It's mine alone to be
in the finance coming down on orready mean battle man, you're a faction

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Greek. And if I ain't outof gas in the corn rain, I'm
changing a plant in a hurricane.I want to spend pays lost on a
cloe relief. Well it ain't justa smoke, and have a gym that
makes me the better food land.But then afore we'll book is a dollar
and me to death for gas andhalls and fluid and grease and wine and
turns and any freezing them accessories.While honey, that's something mill bell.

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You gets down teeth in the colorTV the vack seat bar and you climbing
seats and just pay once a monthlike you do. You in Bella figured
it up and over a period oftime there's four thousand dollars car mine caught
fourteen thousand dollars and ninety nine cents. We're on now the lord, mister
Bard, I just wish didn't youcan see what your simple horses carriage have

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to come Bella seen your contributes somethingto man the seed and he's got a
little out of hand. Well,gord, mister forrd, what have you
done? Theage American father's mother onone whole car and have a mother and

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I've been that I have a Car'sa trick to drive? Don't you about
the thing that amazes me? Iguess the way we measure a man's success
by the kind hunt on them oldbeaut he can afford to buy well out
of red light, green light traffic, cop right turn, no turn,
must turns off, Get out thecredit card hunting. We're out of gag.
Well now all the cars police inthe end with reach to the moon

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and back again, there'd probably besome poor food. Pullout the pans and
bound hearn for looking the old dayswithout being carving the upside he's a hanging
on by the roar of the innerstate. Will it the lord that meet
the moon in starts with a mintfor me and you to have cards.
He'd a scene it wiz all goto the parking space, Lord mister forrd,

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I just wisht you can see whatyour simple horseness carriage has to come
now to see your contribution. Theman soothing hes gott a little out of
hand, well, Lord mister Ford, but had to done way with me
choke it out. You know,there's usually a reason why I started showing

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song like that, because this weekmarks the anniversary of the ceremony that was
held to honor the end of productionof the model T Ford invented by Henry's
Lord look at That, also knownas the Tin LIZZI was the end of
an era. While the vehicle isway more than a hundred years old and
no longer in use, its legacyis timeless and Henry Ford's name lives on

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in the auto industry. Fact ofFord just won the Coca Cola six hundred.
The other day, Ryan Blaney drivesa forward and Pitteen pinsk wll there
you go, stooped up. It'sa cup card. Did anybody ever say
souped up? But I just did? Oh mole leaves. Hey, welcome
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broken your New Year's resolution months ago, what makes you think you're gonna stick
to it? Fift Thank you?Yes, And it's dare Day. I
doubled dog dare you? Oh yeah, well I trimple dog dare you?
All right? Wait a minute,there's more. It's Oscar the Grouch's birthday.
Carrol's spinney brought him to life innineteen sixty nine, was inspired by

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the voice of a New York Citycab driver he had while on his way
to the production studio. Get thatthat's where his voice came from. That's
incredible. Wait a minute, it'sNational go bearfoot Day. So yesterday it
was National flip Flop Day. Nowwe're supposed to kick those off and go
bearfoot. Ye I'm getting my ToeJamon the rug. Thank you. Yeah,

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you're welcome National Running Day, notunless I'm chasings or someone chasing me.
Yeah, there's also World Milk Day, but for me, it's got
to be chocolate milk. I can'tdrink regular milk. I oh, I
can't. Yeah, I just Ijust don't go back dead. It's Flip
a coin day. Yay, rockpaper scissors. Aside, flipping a coin

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is the ultimate unbiased decision maker.In fact, a coin toss named Portland,
Oregon to New England natives who foundedPortland called the Clearing at the time,
one of them was named Portland.Look at toss. The coin said,
okay, we'll name it after you. A coin decided the first flight.
Wilbur Wright got a chance to makehistory when he won a coin toss

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with his brother Orville at North Carolinain nineteen oh three, and a coin
toss sealed Richie Vallen's fate. Ohyeah, coin toss to decide who was
going to ride in the plane.And well we all know whatever there who
kind of lost that coin toss.Yes, it's also don't give up the
ship day what which commemorates the enduringwords alleged to have been uttered by Captain

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James Lawrence of the USS Chesapeake ashis ship was being taken over by the
British. He lay mortally wounded onJune one, eighteen thirteen, died.
Look at that. It's wear adressed day. No, no, no,
I am no, okay, she'sgot a day. Say something nice
day? Why, Randy? Youyou smell much better today? Is a

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varied style of shirt you're wearing.You both look very handsome. I know
you don't need it, but that'sokay. Say something nice day. National
Moonshine Day. Remember when we usedto get that coffee flavored moonshine from the
bull brought a saloon. Yeah,the saloon shine, God does were so
good. And it's National hazel NutcakeDay. And it's Heimlich Maneuver Day.

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one day only today only on aThursday. All right. A look at
sports of all sorts coming up?Then, of course it's a bizarre,
freaking full file, but aren't theyall every single day. And then it's
gonna be mash up time and we'llsee what else we can plays. Though,
let's do the morning straight we callshow. Are you ready? Yes,

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here you go Dallas for Wars Classicrock lone Star ninety three five song
that was originally talk you but getyour Assai, but they changed it.
I understand. Hey, it's sixthirty sports fans and the time for sports
of all sorts. Okay, here'shere's one more Star story as we bid

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them a farewell. Coach Pete DeBoercouldn't get a third different team to the
Stanley Cup Final in his first season. Though the Stars came close. The
Stars still set a promising foundation inde Boer's debut, with a core group
of players both young and old,that will remain pretty much intact for next
season. Well good, There's onlya couple of players that need to be
resigned, but I'm sure they'll getit done. Hope. Though the Stars

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did become the fourth different team Debouris taken to a conference final or an
NHL semifinal. After losing the firstthree games in the West Final, two
in overtime, they pushed the seriesto a game six before that awful sixth
to nothing shutout at home then againstVegas, Debour's previous team that lost to
Dallas in the twenty twenty NHL Semifinalseries in the bubble, Remember that and

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all that coronavirus are going out.General manager Jim Nils and the Stars have
only about seven point three million dollarsin salary cap space going into the offseason
because so many of their key playersare under contract for the next season and
beyond. So that's a good problem. That's that's that's a good problem to
have. So all we can dois cross our fingers and hope for the

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best for next year. Don't youknow? If NHL superstition is to be
believed, bo, the Florida Panthershave doomed themselves to losing the Stanley Cup
Finals when the series starts on Saturday. So there is a long hell superstition
that when team wins its conference,players should not touch the conference trophy.

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I've heard this, Yes, rememberthat. Yes, the idea is that
touching the conference trophy is a jinxand will stop the team from touching the
Stanley Cup. Well, the Panthershad their hands all over that Eastern Conference
trophy after they won their opponent,the Las Vegas Night stuck with tradition when
they beat the Stars and didn't touchtheir Okay, and they might have a

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very good reason. They touched theWestern Conference trophy back in twenty eighteen and
lost to the Washington Capitals in fivegames. Do you laugh at SUPERSTI yeah,
but some of them, let metell you. I mean, despite
a tough three to two loss tothe Tigers yesterday in Detroit, putting the
wraps on this three city road trip. Your Texas Rangers are heading into June

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still on top, looking pretty goodand letting everybody up and down the aos
that they are for reading this time. Remember following the twenty twenty one season,
acquiring Corey Seeger, Marcus Simi,and John Gray, All three of
those dudes are playing some stellar offenseand defense. And then the five hundred
million dollar pitching crew of Jacob deGraham, Nathan Vivaldi and Andrew Heeney following

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the twenty two season. There yougo, man and pluso's front office changes.
It's it's and the first real yearin the ballpark. Yeah, you
always said John Daniel was probably theI did. I did probably right,
and he doesn't feel good to lookforward to a Rangers game these days.
A day off today as we getready for a six game homestands starting tomorrow
night, when our division rivals cometo town, the fourth place Seattle Mariners,

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to begin a three game series kickingoff on Lou Garrig Day tomorrow at
the Globe Life Field. We needto go to another range. We sure
do that lesson go before because ifyou go during the game, we're gonna
miss four home runs like you do. Game one of the NBA Finals tips

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off tonight in Denver between the Heatand the Nuggets. The Nuggets are hoping
to make history by winning their firstchampionship. The Heat could end up making
history with the Florida Panthers hockey team, who are in the NHL Finals.
If both win championships, and bothteams win in the end, they would
become the first NBA and NHL teamsfrom the same market to win championships in

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the same season. Wow. Andat this point I could really care less.
You know, none of our boysare in it, so the hell
with all of you? I hateto say that. And Chipotle or Chipotle.
Chipotle is giving away free food duringthe NBA Finals whenever someone hits a

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three point. The fast food casualchain announced the giveaway in the lead up
to the Denver Nuggets taking on theMiami Heat tonight. The Nuggets will host
the Heat to open the NBA Finalsthat tips off at seven thirty. Chippote
Le said whenever a player scores athree pointer in the series, they will
away three hundred free entrees. Thefirst three hundred fans to tech the designated

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cold to eight eight eight two twotwo will receive the free entree from Upotle,
the company said, adding that itwill give away up to ten thousand,
five hundred free entrees per game pergame game. If you're watching,
isn't it in delay? So thatmeans that you don't have a really good
yea everybody everybody's in delay? Yeahit is, oh okay. Oh well,

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but over the past ten years,the average number of three pointers made
in men's professional games has increased bynearly sixty percent. Wow, but you
notice they put a cap on it. We ain't giving away a million of
those. No, no, no, let's put a cap on it.
Let's be real here, shall we. By most standards, the national anthem
is not an easy song to sing, and some singers seem to struggle with

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it more than others. From Zanwhen it comes to the star Spangled banner,
most people want to hear a traditionalperformance. It's not seen as an
number open to interpretation. Right.However, singer Jewel added her own spin
when she performed over the weekend atthe Indianapolis five hundred. The folk pop

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singer who used to live here inNorth Texas, undeniably extremely talented, but
when she sang the National anthem,she made it sound more like her own
song than the one that Francis ScottKey wrote during the War of eighteen twelve.
You can't do that to people.And now after the performance, viewers
reacted strongly on social media, withone person writing jewel quit butchering an iconic

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song trying to make it your owninterpretation. Some people said I couldn't sing
along now I'm personally and I thinkRandy you kind of agree. I liked
it. It was different. Yeah, it wasn't what I was used to
write, but I liked hearing differentversions of the song. And yeah,
I just don't agree with the Imean, maybe I'm in the minority,

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but does it always have to soundlike Francis Scott He just I don't melt
it it out. Some people willnot have it any other I mean some
people. And it's like the mosticonic version of the National anthemist Whitney Houstons
to remember, and some people hatedthat version. And what about all these
competition shows? You got to makethe song your own. Yeah, it's

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like when they tell us to makeit commercial, make it your own.
Well I don't own the business.Wellank you so much for that. Well,
here's another baseball story from the CollegeRanks it scenes. There couldn't have
been a worse time for Lexington,Kentucky to be chosen as the site for
the NCAA Division One Baseball tournament thisweekend. The Lexington area will not only
be hosting the tournament, there's alsothe Real Bird Music Festival at the Real

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Bird Music Festival, Well, that'sa massive event there, the great American
brass band festivals there like see that, and the state high school playoffs for
softball, baseball, and track andfield. This leaves hotel rooms virtually non
existent and means that players and coacheseither have to find a hotel with vacancies
hours away or stay in the dormrooms at the University of Kentucky. Now,

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the University of Kentucky says those dormrooms resemble apartments more than the average
hotel room. So the asking priceof one hundred and eighty five dollars a
night is basically a steal. Butyou know what, they can sell it
all they like, but it's stillgoing to be a large scale pain in
the well. The accolades and offersare still flowing over golf's great Cinderella story.

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Michael Block. Only Fans competitor MightClub has put out an offer to
Block to become the site's official golfprofessional for the tidy sum of three hundred
grand that's almost twelve thousand more thanBlock made before his top fifteen finish at
the PGA Championship. My Club vicepresident Mike Ford said the offer is to

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bring blocks expertise and professional insight tothe masses and show how my club can
be utilized to monetize sports, lessonsand other activities for adult audiences. In
other words, we just want tobeat only fans. Now's the time to
add your own hold one Joe,and we missed the foul foul mouth world

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word. Wait a minute to boatthe foul mouth Worm Charming Championships. I
knew I'd get it sooner or later. Yes, they were held Sunday in
the UK and records were broken ina big way. Competitive this year managed
to charm two hundred and sixty wormsout of the ground using techniques like interpretive

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dance, kitchen forks, and musicalinstruments. At this among other wild they're
doing it. Worms come up outthe ground. Numbers were way up from
last year when a heatwave only broughtone worm to This guy puts the tuba
bell down there. Whatever it takesto shake the ground. Remember in d
how they shake the sand and theworms would come up. Well, the

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event wasn't just about getting the guysout of the ground either. The championship
featured all things wiggly, worm tattoos, worm paintings, and worm charming merchandise.
We're all being hot during the festivities, and who wouldn't watch some of
that? Look at the worm judge, and then then there's the winner,
the big worm, just like inFridays. Never Friday, Big Worm was

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the drug day. Never mind thefreaking full of file. That's Dallas Horse
Classic Rock lone Star ninety five.Well, we are unofficially into summer,
we are, so, I guessthat would have some kind of meaning.
But I heard that today is themeteorological official day of summer. No,

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that's not till the twenties. No, No, that's the official day of
summer. But for for meteorologist it'sthe official day of summer. Students and
parents, it's the unofficial start ofsummer because school is out. Well,
if I see a wedded man,I'm a hot five of all right,
mash up time coming up. Butnow it's the freaking full of file.

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A New zeal And pizza company hasunveiled a new buy now, pay later
system that actually lets customers wait topay for their order until after they're dead.
Hell Pizza unveil the Afterlife Pay Plan, which is a selected program that
only allowing six hundred and sixty sixKiwis other people from New Zealand and six

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hundred and sixty six Australians to participate. The Afterlife Pay system requires customers to
sign a real amendment to their willsallowing their pizza debts to be collected after
they die. So you can signthat and go just eat all the pizza
you want and let your Anne sitt. According to new sources, there are

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no interest rates or fees in theprogram either. According to Hell's Pizza's menu,
there are also plenty of sides andsalads, meaning Afterlife Pay users can
do some real damage to their lifesavings, but that's for them to worry
about long after they're six feet under. Families take care of it. And
here's a government official in India whohas been suspended from his job after he

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ordered a big water reservoir to bedrained so he could retrieve his smartphone that
he dropped in it while taking aself Yes, Food inspector rajis Vishwas first
asked local divers to jump into thereservoir and find the device, claiming it
contained sensitive government data. So theysaid, old clay. But after the

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initial efforts to retrieve his smartphone failed, he asked the reservoir to be emptied
using diesel pumps. Over the nextthree days, more than five hundred and
thirty thousand gallons of water were pumpedout of the reserve. Yeah, that's
a good question. What a wasteof water? That's enough to irrigate at
least fifteen hundred acres of land duringIndia's scorching summer. In videos that went

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viral on social media, Vishwaz isseen sitting under a red umbrella like he
was at a beat as diesel pumpsrun to drain the water from the reservoir
he was told. He told localmedia the water in the reservoir was unusual
for irrigation and that he had receivedpermission from a senior official to drain it.
Surprised, he'd line lash. Ofcourse. The smartphone was eventually retrieved,

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but it wouldn't work because it waswater log So take that, you
jerk. We oh man. Thoughthis may be a shock to some,
you were not, in fact allowedto have intimate relations on a nude beach.
This has become such a problem ata beach in the Netherlands that they
posted eight signs informing visitors that itis prohibited. After receiving around thirty complaints

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from locals, the mayor finally gotinvolved, saying the problem has been going
on for a very long time.He added, these people need to know
that we do not want that here. So sex on the beach is no
longer allowed, the act, notthe drink. Yeah yeah. However,
some residents want the signs taken downas they think it makes a beach look
too promiscuous and will attract unwanted clientelewho want to see what all the fuss

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is abound. By the way,if you do get caught humping someone on
that beach, you could be issuedup heavy fine, heavy fine, Wow,
that'll stop it. And speaking ofsex, a new study revealed that
eighty percent of men have shown upto a funeral with a condom on hand
in case the widows crying. Justin case the widows, you have that

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grieving widow gonna be mine before thefuneral is open attitude. Two thousand adults
age eighteen to thirty five took partin the survey, which was known as
the State of Sex Survey. Oneof those questions happened to be happened to
touch on bringing protection to a funeral. The survey, which was perhaps unsurprisingly
the work of condom rand Trojan Yeah, found that eight of ten men had

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brought a condom to a funeral inorder to be prepared for random piece when
the service is over. I havenever heard of that movie with Will Farrell,
Yeah and uh luke Owen Wilson doesn'tWill Ferrell towards the end of the
movie start going to funerals to pickup chicks. Don't knock it man.
Believe it or not, some peoplebelieve that grief can activate one's libido.

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I believe it. I do well. That goes along with this story,
which is actually an update on astory we did a couple of months ago.
A member of an extreme body modificationgroup has admitted freezing the leg of
a man who is accused of carryingout castrations and broadcasting the footage on its

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Unich maker website, which subscribers payto watch. Oh Wow Joan. Twenty
two year old Jacob krim Applebee pleadedguilty to causing grievous bodily harm with intent
to marry us Gustafson, who neededto have his leg amputated. So why
did he go to this guy?The charges were late to the alleged clamping

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and splitting of the genitals of severalmen who cannot be identified for legal reasons.
Two more men previously admitted removing otherbody parts belonging to Gustufsson, such
as one of his nipples, stealinganesthetic from a hospital where one of them
worked as a nurse, and removingGustufson's penis. And he came there and

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wanted them to do that. That'sthe weird party. He's not right in
the head. And just so youknow, I've always said this, no
matter how weird it fetish is,there's a website and someone into it.
There is an amputation fetish that somepeople have that gets them sexually aroused when
a body part is removed? Doyou want to see a picture? No?

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No, no, I just Idon't understand yea, But then again,
we're semi normal, which is reallykind of difficult for me to say.
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com. Dallas Furs Classic Rock,who blone Star ninety two five? All
right, you ready for you magic? Let's do it all right? Sympathy
for the Devil by the Rolling Stone, mashed up with guns and roses your
favorite but guns n' roses and acnewatch ya Jesus met to tis myself?

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Man? Will it tastle the love? Do any man? So? Food?
Strond with Jesus Christ and a momentdid he damn shot love stands and

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see the space shown for the daysthat they down that guy because I never

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wanted a lot of dog break youdown to the very do you want the
past brain? Ever? Go downbasting brain? And then you were felt

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like he's guggling with razor blades.That dylas Classic Rock Lunge Star ninety two
five. You know that song Thunderstruckhas no limits when it comes to cover
version. I know it has beenplayed on a style of phone which is
like a xylophone, ye bagpipes anda traditional Chinese zither which is a string

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instrument. There's a whole bunch ofdifferent versions of it, and we've got
them on the bow and then pageat our website at lung Starve dot com.
It's been covered by monks, donebluegrass style and classical style, even
gurgled by a baby. You canhear that the dad recorded the baby for
a year, yes, and thenput it all together all together wait too

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much time on his hand. It'sbeen reinvented as a sixth wave track and
a washing machine replaced the bass anddrums On another version, it's called the
White trash version is by a guynamed Stephen mars Tet. All right,
and I like, I'm gonna playthat one for you. It's this version
of Thunderstruck. Now you will hearhim. The washing machine is going to

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keep the rhythm right. He playsthe guitar and when he slams the dryer
door and it is fun with musicthere and this guy is obviously having fun.
So here is the washing machine versionof ac DCS Thunderstruck. What two?

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What? Two? Three? Waytoo much time? All say it

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is a dryer. I was gone. I knew there was little tiny it

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was no no on you, Sodo the town, yea, yea?

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Turns the washing machine off. Godyou see, kids, what happens to
you when you smoke that stuff?Damnage? Come on, that's funny,
really funny. That's funny. Yeah, the white trash version of Thunderstruck by
a c DC. I got someother little musical surprises planned for you on

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Bunchhit Animals, Snarl Snarl, Nolla'sfor Words, Classic Rod lone Star

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ninety two five at Buddy Com Downby Com. Okay, okay, okay,
you say so it is fun withmusic Day. And I got this
email from Wade Wade Back who wasa rascual and good stare and he says,
good morning bow and Randy and BuenosDias. Anna, has Anna heard

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the Jeffrey Dahmer song Oh Friends incrawl Space the Richard Bowden Pinkerton Bowen.
I don't think I have. Well, this goes back to the Q one
O two days. In fact,I think this is from the late eighties.
I would I would agree with thatthis is an old one, or

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maybe I'm not sure exactly when theJeffrey Dahmer case came to light. But
it was in the late early nineties, was it. It might have been
in the nineties. Yeah, itall runs together. You guys were still
at Q one two from when wewere there. We were there until ninety
seven. Okay, and look wherewe ended up today, ruining people's minds

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on another radio station. But PinkertonBowden came in and this was at the
height of the Jeffrey Dahmer trial.And so I'm gonna play this Wade.
Want you to hear friends in crossspaces done to Garth Brooks of course,
yes, Okay, you're ready,ready or not? Here come ballad of
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ladies and genta.If you may remember this last time they

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were here. It's really touching toyou. I made quite a splash act
than I slashed my way to thetop of page one. The cops even
checked, but they didn't suspect you. I was carving a feathers for fun.

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I guess. I never thought Ifinally get caught. I hope that
they all rest in pieces because I'mlocked away. One morgan I saved,
said bought. I told the policegot friends and all faces. I got

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armed, bad legs and a faceis stashed all around it. Difference bars
of town. Well I met himin bars on a friendly faces. How
I got him in jars and flowervases? Oh God, friends in balls

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faces you'll never know that they killDiffer Blah has the msgeways a rod good
beef jerky machine. Make it ifyou're on long can't make your friends.

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I know I was wrong, Ijust don't be along. I guess you've
heard that one before. But theguy's alty me. I'm like Ellen nor
rickby pairs of facing a jar bymy door. I must be insane,
gotta have normal brain. What elsecould I do to get laid? Bo?

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I said, I date made aterrible faith and did a right listen.
Tame got crans and cross faces,every shape and size and all races,
all blood and get I must bethere. Well I got one little

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really kill ya. I'm a bolsterchild for that Feelia. I got trans
balls place all ridly cut down onhim off like god friends crawls. I
love where mail walk in, famein Pauls Bay, where you been from

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every networking We love you Bay Gay. They still got they got banned from
the Nashville Network. You know thisthickness goes way way back there Dallas Formers
Classic Rome lone Star ninety two five. This show is a mystery to me

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every single morning. Don't know.Now, I haven't told you since we're
in a new month what we're celebrating. Oh okay, I'm going to tell
you here in just a few minutes, okay, And it will lead to
a special musical interlude since it is, and that also means tomorrow's Friday,

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you dig it? I mean,I hate to be all broken down,
but because we only work three daysthis week because it's a holiday, right,
Yes, we're still I'm just it'sgonna be a little chance to sleep
late. Another couple of days.There we go. And of course today
is all Access to Day, Yesit is. It's iHeartRadio Access Day,

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(39:45):
Vegas at our twenty twenty three IHeeart Radio Music. Who who is Ryan
Seacrest sleeping with? Where we're talkingabout him on every single break here today?
You've mentioned him every single break hereand it looks like a I will
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Today Dallas Forwards Classic Rock Long Starninety two five. How pathetic is it
that we're cracking ourselves? I'll tellyou well. We're in a new month.
Yes, it is now June.Yes, which means it is lgbt
q r x y Z PROD.There's a big parade this Weekend's Sunday right

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Fair in Dallas. It's National BlackMusic Month, Candy months, Dairy Month,
and Dairy Alternative Month. What doesthat mean? So I milk oh?
Should they be celebrated in the samemonth? Sure? Absolutely? Okay,
milt adjacent National Fabric Care Month,Fresh Fruit and Vegetables months, Frozen
yogurt months, Iced tea months,mango month, Rose month, Soul food

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months, somebody smothered Um Yum yum, steakhouse months. Okay, I'm down
with that Firework Safety Months, TurkeyLovers Month, and it's National Accordion Awareness
Month. I'm aware of accordions.Well, I know I got one right
here. I was gonna play youare you have an accordion? Yeah,

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I'm gonna say, oh, Igotta make sure it's working, all right,
Yeah, okay, okay, ifwe're ready, let's do it.
Kill the band we go. Allright, watch out for this, all
right. I'm just trying to helphere. Needn't stop at any time one

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morn watch my fingers now, Lawrence, Well eat your dead heart. There

(42:21):
we go. All right, herewe go again. Oh that's enough.
Okay, show Dallas Wars Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. Who says

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you can't have any April wine inJune because you can't, and especially this
time of the morning. Why BecauseI just said, okay, here we
are National Accordion Awareness Month. AndI know I played this maybe a month
ago, but this still cracks meup. This still cracks me up.
Here you go now for the AmericanAccordion Association. Mister James Brown, I

(43:15):
fig I wouldn't be good, sogood, so good. I gotta here.
I did not my shuld's fine,My shuld is fine, Sun sunnight.

(43:51):
I got to hear what I holdyou that I can't do the wrong
way out, you can't do noharm, And I feel nine, I

(44:21):
feel nice. I Sholder's fine,Socker, Socker's got hear you, socker
good, so good. I gothear you so good, so good.

(44:44):
I got you for a guy likeme who hates the ac Ardian. Yeah,
I find that very entertaining. Really, it's got jeans brown in Jay

(45:05):
Brown in it. Good God Browngood to me. Well. Nearly a
month after the mass shooting, theAllen Premium outlets reopened to the public yesterday.
I'm sure there was a weird vibearound there. Yeah, but you
know, life, you got tomove on. I know they had counselors
on hand, and they had thosetherapy dogs outside. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, shobers that it doesn't feelthe same way, but they know the
first step to moving forward is facingthe fear. Community members and faith based

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organizations stopped up to help ease theirreturn. Alan High School teacher Caitlin Reid
started an online push to adopt ashop ahead of the reopening. If the
effort aims to adopt as many storeswithin the outlet and fill a basket with
snacks for people returning. God thaton most store windows there are stickers that

(45:51):
say Alan strong like there's tissers likethat, which were provided by the outlets
owners Simon Property Group. Hey goover there and lander support and go get
a burger. Yeah oh really yeah. In fact, that fat burger was
part of the scene. Yes,it wasn't really yeah, and I do
like me some fat. That seventyShow star Danny Masterson was let out in

(46:15):
handcuffs from the Los Angeles courtroom yesterday. Good yet thirty years to life in
prison after a jury found him guiltyon two of three counts of rape at
his second trial. Now, wheneverI see that seventy show, uh,
syndication, Yeah, I always lookat him and I go, oh,
you're gonna think of that? Yeah. Absolutely. The jury is seven women

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and five men, reached the verdictafter deliberating for seven days spread out over
two weeks. The forty seven yearold Danny Masterson is going to be held
without bail until he is sentenced.No sentencing date has been set yet,
but the judge told Masterson and hislawyers to return to court August fourth,
for a hearing. Why do lowlifelike that think they can get away with

(46:58):
it because this because they're big star. Well, it looks like rental scooters
and e bikes are officially back onDallas streets after they were banned about three
years ago because of safety concerns.You guys, remember that the return comes
with much stricter regulations and a muchsmaller fleet. Right now, there are
only fifteen hundred electric vehicles out foruse compared to the thirty thousand they had

(47:22):
out there three years ago. Youguys remember that, Remember they were laying
in people's yards and they were righthere on the corner of Spring Valley and
the Tollway. They're just double thistime around. The city dictates where scooters
and e bikes can be ridden orparked. Riders are also required to park
in the designating zones and then submita photo proof in the app. If

(47:44):
you don't, you'll be fine.The electric vehicles are only available from five
am to nine pm. Good,you don't want somebody running all through the
streets at one am. Be carefulabout their friends. When a flight attendant
ask you to turn off your phoneduring departure. Just it. Don't be
a dick. The worst thing youcould do is argue with the flight crew,

(48:04):
spit on passengers, and then leadthe plane down the emergency slide.
The American Airlines passenger flying from Buffaloto Chicago repeatedly refused the flight crews commands
to turn off her phone. Asthe plane was taxing to the runway,
she became my rate, got upfrom her seat, walked to the front
of the plane, where she continueda bitch and crew passengers and members.

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She allegedly spit on a passenger tookout her phone to record the encounter.
That's like admitting guilt right there.Once she became aware that police were being
called, she pushed the flight attendantand opened the front exit door, which
activated the emergency slide. He wastaken into custody and arrested while I hope
so the plane had to be takenout of service and passengers were forced to

(48:49):
book other flights. But they turnedher phone off when she went to jail.
Yeah, and a pair of strangers. I guess she got to have
something to strive for. Strangers withone very special shared interest. Became co
holders of a Guinness World Record.Oh yeah, what's that? When they
each got thirty four tattoos of MarvelComics characters covered with superheroes they're walking billboards.

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Canadian comic book fan Rick Scolamiro originallyearned the record for most Marvel Comic
book characters tattooed on his body withthirty one twenty eighteen, but a US
man named Ryan Logston recently beat therecord with thirty four. So the other
guy, well, I'll get threemore two. So now the two men
are co holders of the world recordfor the most tattoos on the body.

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Day dot com. Dallas Horse ClassicRon lone Star ninety two five couldn't Willie

(50:22):
Nelson have a song called roll Meand Smoked Me when I die? I
don't think it really does. RonnieWood of the Rolling Stones, Yes,
there's seventy six today, Ronnie.I remember seeing the Stones at the Cotton
Bowl in early seventy five. Thatwas when Ronnie would first toward with Stones.
He was still with the Faces thattime. And I saw the Rolling

(50:43):
Stones early in the night. Yeah, last you're the show too too.
It was a great show. Itwas we though it was, and it
was early in the night. Okay, both of you can line up and
kiss my ass with a blindfold on. Okay, I'm never held up that
every time I've ever bring that up. But the Rolling Stones have gotten into

(51:04):
the coffee business. Yes, theteam with Kurik on the starting up Iced
coffee kit contains a custom designed kIce brewer with their tongue and Litz logo.
I mean, you gotta have thatlogo if you're gonna do Stone,
a matching tumbler and a special Kcup coffee pot blend. And we've got
the story of that right there onthe bow and then page at Lonestar and

(51:24):
Nattitude five dot com and other Artistswith lines of coffee include Mick Fleetwood,
Carlos Santana, Metallica's Kirt Cammon Let'sSee Kiss Deep Purple, Motley Crue,
former Cheap Trick drummer Bunny Carlos,The Moody Blue Sticks, and Errol Smith
drummer Jolly Kramer. Wow, havinga tequila brand isn't enough. Well,

(51:45):
you gotta have some coffee the nextday to get rid of that. Hang
on. But Ronnie Wood is seventysix. Mike Levine of Triumph, Yeah,
is seventy four. Very nice.In fact, we're supposed to have
Rick Emmett of Triumph on Monday.That's that's planned. Back up Logan Freeman.
I remember the first time I metand Free. He's eighty six.

(52:07):
Wow. And a guy we've hadon the show who went to college with
my mother. Yeah at Moon iseighty nine years. Did your mom say
about Pat Moon? Is he nice? She said, yes, she knew
him. He was a player.Yeah, he was a player. She
kind of knew him. They weren'tlike hang out or any He that heavy
metal singer sings Yes album twice.We've had Pat on this show a couple

(52:30):
of times and he's he's a goodguest, he really is. He's fun.
Tomorrow's Friday. That's all I gotto say. Yeah, don't you
Today though, is iHeartRadio Access Day, where we're giving you access like never
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dot com. Ryan Secresh give meall a handy before he's learning to buy
you just wrapped all over my controlboard. I sure hope it don't short

(53:35):
out, Hey won't. It's agood taste like whipped green. Oh lord,
woman, Lord, girl gonna needsshot treatment before her time on this
show. Really, I'm telling you. Well, but it's one more day
closer to Friday, and as always, we have time wasters for you.
We do. I can't wait tofind out what we got today. So

(53:57):
you know, the food Fighters theirnew album's gonna be out this Friday.
Well, Dave grow was honored witha rather unusual looking statue at the grand
opening of the Atlantis and Washington,d C. Laugh like a penis or
something. No, no, no, yes, but it really doesn't look
like Dave. The statue was madewith a stuff that was found around in
the DC area. So just thinkof that, Think of Washington, d

(54:20):
C. Because that's where he's from, as you grew up there. So
it's like trash and stuff, andthey make the statue and they're like trying
to get him to see how itresembles. How about a condom? First
knows? What do you say?Well, we've got the video of him
at the unveiling on our page andhow awkward it is. H I don't

(54:42):
see it. I don't see it. And the views keep coming for Queen's
video of that, These are theDays of Our Lives now surpassing one hundred
million views on YouTube. You know. It was the eighth track on their
final album with Freddie Mercury nineteen ninetyones Innuendo. The video we have up
on the Bow and Then page,so you can check it out and make
that one hundred million and one views. You talked about this earlier, the

(55:06):
Rolling Stones getting into the coffee gamewith their start me Up iced coffee kit
from Curiga. It includes a bunchof stuff and it's going to be available
starting June six. Also, acDC's a Thunderstruck. We talked about all
the cover versions that are out there, and we've got a bunch of videos
up. They're pretty hysteria, includingthe guy playing it on the washing machine

(55:27):
and dryer. Yeah, and theone with the baby where the dad for
over a year like videotaped his signmaking sounds. So check out all of
the versions that are up on thepage. And another time waisters, check
out the video this guy he apparentlyis driving down the road, didn't see
a tow truck driver who is tryingto clear away an accident. This guy
just drives up the tow truck's ramp. It did well. We got the

(55:54):
video up that you can check outon the Bow and Then page at Loanstar
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(56:35):
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Yo mama, that's a good one. Yo, Mama, looks like

(56:58):
godza Hey, hey, hey wouldbe nice? Yeah. Why why should
I start now? Well, that'svery true. I haven't been nice all
morning because Ryan Seacrest is listening toI don't want to hear his name.
If you want to meet Ryan,meeting him in the bar. No,

(57:19):
I really don't have anything against RyanSeacrest. I'm more of a Brian Dunkleman
kind of guy. Brian Dunkleman.Yes, he was a co host of
American Idol when it first started,and then they slowly but surely got rid
of it. Remember him, BrianDunkleman that, yes, not really.
I'm when Kelly Clarkson competed in theOh that Ryan Dunkleman. It was Ryan

(57:44):
and Ryan. However, on AccessDay, we don't have anything for Ryan
Dunkleman. It's Bryan and Ryan.Would you could meet up with Ryan Seacrest
in Vegas at our twenty twenty three? I heard radio Music Festival enough if
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send Brian Dungleman a Christmas card?Because ya? I think I asked him

(58:05):
about that one time? Did youreally? Yeah, you don't remember that?
When we talked to Ryan Seacrest onetime, I don't even know what
we're talking about. He goes,what's wrong with Brian? Brian? Think
I said, I don't know.He just wouldn't there anymore. I don't
think he wanted to continue anymore.You know, there's some there's a different
world inside your head, my head. I don't remember talking to no Ryan
Seacrest. Oh, I'll will pullit up. Did we really talk to

(58:27):
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Did Willbo? To be honest withyou, I really hope that our
audience was able to take advantage someof these great deals are too. One

(58:52):
of the deals that I thought wasincredible, especially for families here in North
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come around the bar and say we'regonna get those access deal and you go
all well up to eleven fifty ninepm tonight really and if you if you

(59:15):
go over trying to do that attwelve o one, they're gonna say too
late. No, they'll send ita shock wave down the phone. So
sorry, make you Hey, youcan't meet Ryan seacrests ken with the Ryan
Secrets, you can meet him bow. I'd love to, Hey, Ryan,
come here, I want to showyourself. I have a one instrument

(59:39):
leg God, is this gonna carryover to the aftershow? Dec Hey,
let's let's go through some of thoseThunderstruck videos because we can put those on
the aftershow. Oh couldn't? Yeah? Can you put him up on my
bar hill? You just gotta goto the website and you may look around.
Oh, Ryan Seacrest would do it? Yeah, Oh well, okay,

(01:00:04):
then I'll do it and I won'tsee a damn word as long as
Ryan Seacrests will do it. It'slike what would Jesus do? Now,
it's what would Ryan Seacrest do?I'd like to see Ryan Seacrests turn some
water into wine. Then I'll behis. But oh, look here he
comes. Hey Ryan Keet, you'lllook after in here and change his water

(01:00:27):
into Oh he left. I thinkI scared him talking about it all day.
I love the kid, Brad.You had to go interview somebody.
Oh yeah, probably Jessica Simpsons,kep Kelly ri Kelly ripped one. See
y'all, y'all have done sent meon a dark path here. And it's

(01:00:49):
not even the after show, youI know. And the aftershow is where
this kind of stuff gets even worse, Join us on Facebook Live and we'll
see what happens. I wouldn't expecttoo much. And we will not mention
his name, or maybe we will, I don't know.