The Bo and Them Full Show (Ep 954)

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Episode Transcript

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Oh, okay, better get up. I'd better And what happened last night?
Did I mess out here? Oh? I have no memory of this.
This is mine? Those are mine. It's not mine. That's definitely

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not mine. Friday, this wakeup call. This looks like a gear
wake up call, and he wakeup. I haven't had it. Well,

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I'm ready. Friday. Things aregoing to get a little freaky.
Everybody. Good morning. This isyour wake up call for Friday. It's

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Friday, so screw you. Monday, nobody cares about you. Tuesday,
Wednesday you're listening. You suck.No I named the restaurant after you.
Thursday Friday, if you were awoman, n I boil your panties an
day soup. Friday my kind ofday. Thank god, it's time.

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Thank god it's Friday. Friday's byone of my favorite days of the Weekday.
Good Friday morning. It's time forthe Morning Show. The fun is
about to begin because it's an unbelievableday. Whatever happened to wacom only Friday?
You choose your hand? My friendscalled squishing. I'm a touch unwelcome.
That was awesome. Oh yeah,it's an awesome show. I know

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one thing it's dry. Do youknow what the day is? It is
not just Friday, It is babyFriday. The dog is talking. Oh
my god, you're so cute whenyou don't know what you're talking about.
So much drama. So how's thedrama from day? The drama is far
from over. What do you meanoverly dramatic? Don't make me punch a
light sound? It's a Friday.Oh thank goodness, we actun like it's

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such a grind because we only workedthree days this week. It was a
very long three days. Yeah,it seemed like a whole week. It
did. It seemed like a wholeweek. And then yesterday was a beating
well only because Ryan. I havenever heard Ryan seacrest name mentioned that many
times in a four hour period inmy whole life. And I ain't got

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nuhing against the boy. Just damnson, can you get out of just
one break? Hey? Act thisday? Hey today, we're back to
normal though, ball Yes, Leo, that's what you want to call it,
well as normal as this show.Kid. I wonder who walked off
with a meet and greet with RyanSeacrest. Oh, I wish it was
made, but it is a damnit. Oh, look a new email.

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It was so successful yesterday. We'regonna start up behind up, shut
up, shut up, I'm notdoing it. Don't ruining it. Don't
ruin his day brand. I'm sorry. I had a couple of guests on
the show today, Jimmy Shubert andalso John Reef's gonna give us call.
Yeah. John Reef is playing atthe Hyenas here in Dallas. Yeah,
and he's not coming in until latein this afternoon, so he can't be

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on the show live today, butwe'll talk to him and we'll also and
Jimmy is playing over there at thePlano House of Comma, House of Time.
We also have giveaways. We havethose skid Road tickets coming up at
seven fifty pick your ticket. Oryou can have tickets to see Government Mule
with Jason Book. We got itall together, don't we? Yes,
we do. And what days arewe celebrating? You asked you tell see,

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I just read your mind. Iknew you were gonna have a gonna
have today is National leave the OfficeEarly Day. Okay, you ain't got
to kill me twice? Well lastweek that was the case because the holiday
weekend. I know, I knowit's National Bubba Day honors anyone named or
just called Bubba, like, forinstance, Bubba on Forrest Goff. Yeah,

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there's uh Bubba Watson the golfer.Yeah, Bubba Smith remember him?
Used to play for the Colts andwas in the Police Academy movies. And
let's see Bubba Franks and NFL ProBowl tide in and President William Bubba Clint.
Now I've got a nephew named Bubby, but that doesn't doesn't count.

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That's close enough. Let him celebrate. No, it's National Rotisserie Chickens,
oh man. That dates back tothe nineteen thirties. That's when grocery stores
beginning offering them. More than sixhundred twenty five million rodisserie chickens are sold

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in the US every year. Youknow who sells the most of them?
Costco. They're delicious. And togo with that National Donut I don't know.
I'm good for maybe one donut andthat's it. I can't just eat
two or three. It's an annualevent that was started by the Chicago branch
of the Salvation Army, first beingheld in nineteen thirty eight, created to

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honor the lassies, donut girls,or donut dollies who serve donuts to servicemen
in Europe during World War One.Man, you know it's hug an atheist
day. Hell no, and haveGod strike us both down with a single
lightning both No. No, no, no, no, that'll happen to
you. If anything, your energywould convert them. Oh yeah, right,

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sure, it's I love my dentistday. I do. As long
as their knuckles aren't too hairy,that's fine, right. And this is
the oddest one I've found in along time. It's yell fudge at the
Cobra's in North America day. There'sgot to be something to that. Yeah,
here's something you probably didn't know.I didn't know or believe it either.
Cobras supposedly hate fudge, and themere mention of the word gets those

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snakes to gaggy and slithering away.They understand that that's what I fuck.
This is the stupidest one yet.On this day, people from North America
go outside, point themselves south andyou'll fudge at noon local time. Yeah.
So how did she die? Well, she died because she was bit
by a crowbroc. She kept yellingfudge, but the cobra didn't stop biting

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her and injecting her. What thatpaused? Yeah, I'd see if now
that cobra that escaped last year,remember well he had dudes, y'all,
fudge Cobra stay away from I don'teven know what happened that cobra could be
under the man, is he really? Oh well, be careful where you
stepped today. We got a lotof folks watching this here on first Break
Friday, on FID morning. Yeah, so I gotta look at sports of

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all sorts coming up here, andof course the freaking fool File. And
there's always one story in the freakingfool File that makes you go hum.
But because they wouldn't have released itor printed it if it weren't true.
All right, let's do the morningstrata. O. Yes, snap,

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crackle, pop, y'all ready,Yeah, here you go. It's show
times. The money runs out.Well, just being honest, Just being
honest was my mind called you werethinking out loud? Dallas was Classic rock

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Loan Star ninety two five. Itis six thirty, and that means it's
time first sports chival shorts and forthe first time this postseason, the Miami
Heat Trail in a series yes,they have never trailed the season so far.
The Nuggets cruise to one oh fourninety three victory over Miami in Game
one of the NBA Finals at BallArena in Denver last night. The Nuggets

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held the lead for nearly the entiregame, never trailing after the eight fifty
six mark of the first quarter,as they improved to nine and oh at
home this postseason, they are prettydangerous at home. It was Denver's first
ever NBA Finals game, and thefranchise is now three wins away from its
first championship. Look at that.Remember when the MAVs won their first championship?

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How good it felt? How oldwere we back then? Like twelve?
Givers? Like thirteen? I'm notsure. Denver shot nearly sixty percent
in the opening twenty four minutes.Jamal Murray's eighteen points and two time MVP
Nicola Yokich ten points and ten assistspowered Denver to a seventeen point a halftime

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lead, and they never looked back. The Heat would only get as close
as nine late in the fourth quarter, after trailing by as many as twenty
four point Is this going to bea blowout? I don't know. I'm
rooting for Denver, so I kindof sort of, well, we kind
of have the hats on the MiamiHeat around here. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Game two of the Finalsis Sunday at seven o'clock. V Larry

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O'Brian trophy was falling from the Denversky ahead of the twenty twenty three NBA.
The NBA's championship trophy took a ratherunusual route to last night's Game one
between the Heat and the Nuggets,as it was delivered to Ball Arena and
Denver with the help of a planeand a skydiver. Two parachuters jumped out
of a plane, with one ofthem having the trophy strapped to him.

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After touching down on the ground,a woman walked up and said, welcome
to Denver, Larry, oh wow. And it was placed in the front
seat of a car, strapped inwith a seat belt and driven to the
arena for the opening game of thisseries. Look is that. I remember
seeing the Larry O'Brian trophy at AmericanAirline Center after the Manage won in two
eleven, and I was like,damn, there's Larry obran to get that.

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Not touched it two months into theseason and it's time to start voting
for the twenty twenty three All StarGame. Oh yeah, Phase one of
voting has begun and it's time tohelp our favorite All Star Rangers advanced to
the next phase. And trust me, there are plenty of Rangers on the
belt that totally deserve this honor.And after a day off rest yesterday,
next up for your Rangers is tokick off a divisional series this weekend when

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the Seattle Mariners come to town.Remember we gave way tickets to this.
It's on Luke Garrig Day today.Not sure what that means, but it's
it his birthday or the day GrowthyArmy had looked on the website and I
didn't see it. It just luhim about als. Let's think of a
day we've already had a dollar hotLet's do Lou Garrett Day. Oh those

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dollar hot dog games are coming up. Oh I know. John Gray's on
the mountain tonight first pitched seven hfive at the shid. Rangers and Mariners
play a couple of afternoon games thisweekend, three oh five tomorrow afternoon and
one thirty five on Sunday. YourTexas Rangers are still in first places two
and a half games up on thedefending champ Houston Astros. There you go.
Shannon Sharp reportedly is leaving Undisputed afterseven years on the Shy. The

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NFL Hall of Famer and Fox Sportsreached a buyout agreement. Sharp's Club Sha
Shay podcast, which has a largefollowing on social media, will also no
longer be a part of the network. USA Today reported that Sharp is expected
to leave Undisputed later this month oncethe twenty twenty three NBA Finals end.

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Something happened. I think him andSkip Bayliss had a blowout. They just
I saw something about that the otherday. Yes, Skip still around,
well true, and I can't rememberwhat it had to do with, but
Shannon Sharp has been on the showwith fellow pundon Skip Bayless since two thousand
and sixteen, when a debut onFS one. Previously, Sharp worked as

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a commentator for CBS Sports the NFLToday from two thousand and four to twenty
fourteen before joining Fox Sports. Foxhas not announced who will replace Sharp on
the show. And I can't I'mtrying to think of what the dispute that
they had that finally was the lastanything. I guess I mean Shannon Sharp.
He's a loudmouth, but he's funny. He is Skip Bayless thinks he

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knows everything he does. Oh,I'll just shut up. He's the one
that's always attacked on social media forsomething stupid that he said. Well,
he says that a Lotney kind oflikes doing that. I guess. The
first game of the NHL Stanley CupFinals goes down Tomorrow night at seven pm
on TNT. As of now,the Vegas Golden Nights are the favorite,

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going off at minus one twenty five, while the Florida Panthers are now at
plus one oh five. As faras side beats, you might also consider
looking at these prop bets. Totalnumber of overtime games in the finals,
total number of shutouts in the finals, and will any game in the finals
have ten plus goals? Think aboutthat one, I guess since the Stars

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aren't in it. Oh yeah,and they'll probably think of more side beets
you can before it's all over.For the first time in about thirty years,
the NFL Sunday ticket package will notbe provided by Direct TV. Instead,
it will be offered by YouTube TV, and it seems they're still working
out some of the details Originally,YouTube had planned to limit the number of

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streams to two perscriber subscriber, butof course there are more than two games
going on in every Sunday. Sonow YouTube is lifting the limit and will
be offering unlimited streams to subscribers.This means you'll be able to watch as
many games as you have TVs orother devices, as long as you're in
your home location. Okay, Isee. I just hope the NFL network

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does not get rid of the redzone. I like the red zone rules.
Man. That way you can keepup with a bunch of kids.
You don't have to watch a bunchof nonsense. Speaking of pro football,
a Chicago Bear has taken down anactual bear. No. Former Bears quarterback
Jake Cutler took down a cinnamon blackbear while participating in a spring bear hunt

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in Montana, and of course,Cutler felt the need to share a photo
of his kill on his Instagram account. Cutler spent most of his time in
retirement in the past six years hunting, and wrote last year that he had
finally hunted down a deer he'd beensuing pursuing for two years. You've been
pursuing how do you know it wasthe same deer, he said, I've
been pursuing deer for two years.Now. Wait, that bear looks alive.

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I was just gonna say that Imight want to not get too close
for it. It looks like he'sposing up, is dad? It's supposed
to be yeah, trophy too.Well, maybe he's just tired. It's
tough being to bear these days.But pretend I shot you and killed you.
LSU had a surprisingly successful two twentytwo season in football, making it

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to the SEC Championship under coach BrianKelly, and this year the team is
looking to make sure their players keeptheir heads cool on the field literally.
Team managers handed out air conditioned helmetstwo players this week to try out while
working out. The helmets have beenbuilt with an in cooling unit that lasts
for five hours. The helmets alsohave special events to circulate air around the

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player's head during the game. SomeNorth Texas high school players which they had
those right, Yes they do,Yes, they do. A fourteen year
old kid from Florida won the twentytwenty three Scripts National Spelling b named dob
Shaw spelled the word semi psammop semifile sem. It's a word will never

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ever use. Right. Yeah,and if you say could I have a
definition, please, I don't know, just spill it. He was awarded
a trophy, a commemorative medal,and fifty thousand dollars. And here's something
going on. What is considered thelargest pickleball tournament in Texas is taking place
at the Oasis pick A Ball Clubin Rockwell, with three hundred pros and

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fifteen hundred amateurs competing on over fortypickleball players say it's one of the biggest
appeals about the sport is you canplay at any age and you can learn
the game in under twenty minutes.One unique thing about the tournament is that
amateurs get to play right alongside pros. I didn't know there was a pro
pickleball league. We should get apickleball team, the three of us.

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Yeah, is there running involved alittle bit? Okay, all right,
you can handle it girl. Thisweekend, the pros are competing for around
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars inprize money, as well as entrance into
the USA Pickleball National Championships will takeplace in Farmer's Branch in Novelle. And
now you know all right, getready because the Freaking Fool File is next

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on the bull and then Hugo WellChuga Chugga Choo Choo to you, Dallas
Forwards, Classic Wrong Lone Star ninetytwo five. Jimmy Shubert is at the
Plainto House of Comedy this weekend.But he's here now. He'll join us
here in just a few But let'stake cabbiness because it's time for the Freaking

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Fool File. And I start withan update. Remember the story of the
former contestant on Family Feud who madean off color joke about regretting marrying his
wife. Yes, he has beenfound guilty of murdering Timothy Bella Frank who's
forty years old, had three sonswith his late wife, but they weren't

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together at the time of the murder. He appeared on Family Feud in twenty
twenty with Steve Harvey and answered thequestion someone's biggest wedding mistake. He answered
it with honey, I love you, but saying I do well he answered,
elicited gasps and giggles from the crowdand other contestants. But this guy
has been found guilty of breaking intoas a strange wife's home and killing her.

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Dude. He will be sentenced onAugust. The left horrible, Oh
no, imitating life. It happens, I know. A man in South
Carolina is accused of robbing a storewith one of those gun shaped controllers from
the nineteen eighties Nintendo game. Now, aren't those guns like orange? Because

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he had to paint the thing black, so it was. Twenty five year
old David del Sorrow was arrested followingthe reported incident at a quick Stop convenience
store in the small town of Sharon, forty five miles southwest of Charlotte.
He's accused of walking into the storearound five forty five in the afternoon Tuesday,
wearing a mask, a wig,a hoodie, a big sweatshirt,

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and carrying the spray painted Nintendo gamepistol. Well, he showed the clerk
the fake gun in his waistband andthen his pants, and then demanded money
from the cash register, and hegot about three hundred dollars, didn't I
know? Desaldrow was located at aDollar General store parking lot down the street

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with the duck Hunt pistol still inhis pants. Duck Hunt was first released
in the eighties for the Nintendo EntertainmentSystem involves shooting virtual ducks that the player's
faithful dog flushes out. When hegets one, he goes. According to
the website, players used the gamePistol to point at the television set and
shoot targets in the game. Thatgame, they're not really made for robbing

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store. That guy's lucky that thatperson at the store didn't have a real
good back exactly. A man inAtlanta is in hot water after selling master
keys that remove boot devices from cars. What Christian Verrette, who loves in
Atlanta, had the idea to startthis business? At least he was being
an entrepreneurial right after his car wasconstantly getting the foot and instead of paying

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the seventy five dollars fee to getit taken off, he started selling the
keys on his website for fifty dollarseach. Jarette has sold about six hundred
keys in just a few months.It's not technically illegal to own a boot
key, However, people who usethe key to tamper with the boot device
can face charges of criminal trespass,theft, and second degree damage to props.

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So don't do it. So soif he gets one of those Denver
boots. All he has to dois whip out his keys, but he
in trouble. An American on vacationin Thailand got to check out all of
the popular tourist sites and even visitedwhat could most accurately be described as Thailand's
underground. Jonathan Vaimona was enjoying someof the popular night spots in the city

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of Pataya when someone somehow he fellin an open manhole and landed ten feet
below the sewer. Uninjured but drunkis a skunk and filthy. The man
began calling for help. When noone heard his screams, he decided to
wade through the underground slugs, lookingfor another manhole or perhaps the ladder he

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could climb up. After several hoursin the sewer, someone above ground finally
heard his calls for help and calledcops, and they rescued him and pulled
them out and holed him down.So, how's your vacation plans going off?
Going anywhere interesting? This year?And here's a nineteen year old Colombian
pregnant woman who claimed she has neverever been intimate with the man. She

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insists she was impregnated by an evilspirit that's the worst. The young woman
recently sparked controversy on Latino social mediaafter telling outlet in Colombia that she believed
she was impregnated by a supernatural force. Un named woman said that after experiencing

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strange dreams and fury of feeling somesupernatural presences in a room, she started
missing her period and her mother tookher to a ghanacologist for a checkup.
That's when the nineteen year old virgin, who claims to have never slept with
a man, found out she waspregned somebody lying. Yeah. She acknowledged
that her version of the events ishard to believe and admit she doesn't fully

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understand how she got pregnant. Theyoung woman's story sparked a heated debate online,
with some people claiming the girl justmade up the story because she doesn't
want her parents to know that shebanged some guy yea. Others are taking
her side, saying they have heardsimilar stories and she could have been impregnated
by an evil spirit. The nineteenyear old girl, however, is not

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the first to claim to have beenimpregnated by a supernatural form, because back
in twenty twenty one, an Indonesianwoman claimed that a gust of wind made
her put it just blows a lookiefirm fine through the air and august of
wind blew it up at her inher promised land. That would be an
air quality alert day, Right,yeah, I would say so, I

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would say, Hey, it's almosttime to rock and roll up your sleeve.
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Lone Star ninety two five ain't gonnaturn you loose because you're back to
grab hold of you. Say helloto Jimmy Shuber, good morning, Hey
guys, how are you Jimmy.Jimmy Shubert is at the plain Old House
of Comedy. Wait to have youhere. I've seen you on TV many

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times. Well, uh yeah,I've been on TV many times. Bunch
good that someone was watching. Yeah, yeah, we're paying attention here.
Yeah yeah, So any problems gettinghere? You've been traveling a lot,
and well yeah, I've been nottouring. But yeah, you know how
it is. I mean, youknow, it's uh like you know,
on the way in, I hadthe exit row, which is nice.
You ain't get the extra legroom,but they won't even let you sit there

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unless you answer those questions, youknow. Yeah, are you willing to
get prepared to help a case foremergency? I need it? Yes,
I'm like, hold off for aminute. Maybe it's springing us all me
now, kind of emergency you planon having? Where the hell and where
the hell are you gonna be douringthe emergency? Because I'm just here for
the extra legroom. I'm not reallya first responder. Like, after you
charge me for everything, I'm supposedto work there for the next three and

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a half hour. Yeah, Ididn't know I had to do a job.
Was just sitting here, but yeah, fastener, Yeah, it's but
it's like everything you know, andthen you gotta then you're gonna fly with
people, which you know, getson the plane with a cat and the
cat has is Laurens dressed on it. This is therapy kind of what I
don't you know what that is?Really? Was this where we're at as
a species, Like I can't getthrough my day without my therapy cat.

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He calms me down. I go, yeah, I get it, lady,
being a grown up blows. Okay, we all wants something furry to
pet when things get harry, Butyou're on an airplane, you're lunatic.
And if the nine prescription pillbottles inyour purse ain't getting you there, I
hardly think the therapy cat's gonna takecare over the time. I mean,
I love animals. I would neverdrag a cat on an airplane. We're

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talking about an animal to freaks outover a vacuum cleaner, and how the
hell you think he's gonna handle aseven thirty seven? You know. Yeah,
I don't know how to tell youthis, lady, but your therapy
cat's having a nervous breakdown. You'refine, but still I once was on
a plane and a woman had aone of those midget pigs. A pigmy
pig that you know what. Awoman got thrown off of the American Airlines

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flight. She had a full grownpig like but they made it all the
way onto the plane. He's whatI'm saying. With the pig. Nobody
say anything. You go through TSAwith the pig, that's fine, bring
up thrill. I'm gonna I gottatake off my shoes. But the pig's
okay at this At this point,it's just samar typha. Someone shows up
at the airport where the thirty sixcount aquarium. Excuse me, but he

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should my comfort fish. They keepme calm when I fly. I've God
forbid we hit a little bit ofturbulence on the way in. Next thing,
you know, we're all in themiddle of a wet T shirt contest.
Haven't shus you for lunch because you'reafraid to fly your baby? You
know, hey, why would justtear out the back three roads and put
a petting zoo back there? Huga lad on the way to use the
restroom? You had not what thecapital people's what I want to I know,

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I know, I don't understand howthey let the pig on the plane.
And another woman had a turkey aturkey on a plane as a service
animal. Yeah, well that's theproblem, seeing some of this may be
legitimate. Like and don't get mewrong, I'm not talking about a medical
alert dog. Get of my friendhas one. He happens to be prone
to seizures. Like if he goesinto a seizure and falls, have medical

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alert dog springs in action, grabsHi by the collar, drags him away
from the walls and doesn't bang hishead and loosened shoelaces, takes off his
shoes, get some a cold coppress and a cup of coffee, and
calls his wife and tells it happento getting calls. Those are highly trained
animals. My point is there areno medical alert cops. No, it's
what I'm getting. Try having anepileptic seizure next to a cop who walk

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away like it doesn't even know yet, and they don't play with your shoelaces
for twenty minutes while you lay thereand do the nine one one shuffle Gonna
white where your wilet jump on airand that order nine hurricans a premium tutor
from Japan on your debit card andthen wake your ass up and blame it
on the dogs, and it doesa little play pawing at you while Yeah,
it's having a seizure. Making biscuitsis what we call it. Yeah,

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making biscuits, making biscuits. Yeah, when your cat does that,
when they're like pressing on you,that's some one of their babies, because
they have to push you get themilk out of the mum. That they
continue to do it his adults,we can ye, because it's in their
DNA. Why I learned something tothat didn't even though there was a phrase
called making me either sex or something. The guy got killed his wife on
one of those game shows, Yeah, the guy that was on Family Feud.

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Oh, Family Feud. Yeah,you know, it would have been
great if they played the theme musicfrom that whate we're setting us like you're
going to jail for life. Hey, you have a comedy special that's coming
out clown Shoes. Clown Shoes.Well, yeah, we just shot it,
so it's in post production now.Yeah, it's clown Shoes. It's
based online. I say in myact about to you know, just getting

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through life today for normal people,you know, just everything. You know,
it's like it's like walking through aminefield and clown shoes. You know
what I mean, I get it, you know, because it's it's impossible,
Like you know, I love thesepeople, like especially in my line
of work, where people can cancel. We're going to cancel you. You
said something we didn't like, we'rebanishing you from society. You're no not

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allowed to participate. Like who arethese people who were like like, you're
not even allowed to be a humanbeing anymore, you're her Well, I
just I just think it's it's soridiculous, you know, it really is.
It's we're living in the worst periodin American history. I think when
they look back on this time,they will say, this was the dumbest

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time in American history, you knowwhat I mean. I mean like like
like if you watch a lot ofa lot of those animal shows, which
I do, you know, likethe wolf, like the be the leader
of the wolf pack. You haveto be the smartest, baddest wolf to
lead American you know, human beings. No, not so much. You
should be the dumbest moron, walkaround tripping over yourself, bumping into walls.

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Yeah, you're our leader. Takeshis i Q with a tire games,
Yeah, he's the leader of freeYeah, that's great, that's great.
I wonder what's you know, What'sIt's just I just think we're we're
living in the in the dumbest timein American history. And I've said that
for a long long time. Wellthat that's really dumb. Like I'm like
I was, We'll just stop sayingwhat are you stupid? I think people

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are actually taking it as a chat. You stupid. I tell you how
I can get Yeah, I mean, it's it's really it's it's it's it's
sad. It's like these like Ilike these guys like Bill Gates, like
how like what's your walk away number? Like I want to how much money
do you need to just walk awayand leave everybody? Like this guy's become

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James Bond villains. You know,it's like Rockefeller did it back in the
fifties when they realized and Elon Musklooks like a James Bond villain. Well,
you know, at least he's gotlike but he's not buying up all
the farmlands in North America so theycan so they can make meat like man
made meat, like they like theygo, it's gonna say that no it's
actually worse. It's actually worse.I'm not making some meat that was grown

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in a lab, you idiot.Like if I had Bill Gates, Hey
Bill, why do't you take someof that money and do something about those
coke bottle glasses and the Beatles haircutsince you were in high school. Let's
let's you know, I would beon a beach in Bali having topless woman
bring me rum drinks and hanging outwith my friends, enjoy in life.
I mean, what do you mJimmy, You're gonna overamp yourself? Yeah?

(31:06):
You at six thirty in the morning, Jimmy, Jimmy, No,
I'm just like this all the time. Oh well, that's good. Jimmy
Shubert at the Plain Old House ofComedy Distance Dedication. Yeah, best call
job for one one in Schennectedy thatI mark coming up from the ball with
them job Anthony come back, NoMom, If I'm leaving, I'm moving

(31:33):
Dallas Howorse Classic Rock Alone Star ninetytwo five. Jimmy Hubert is with us.
He's at the Plain Old House ofComedy this weekend. And Anna just
came up with something that I've thoughtabout many times. Yeah, because we
were talking about the meatless meat,and I want to know why vegetarians nothing
against him, but why vegetarians alwayswant something that's meat flavor? Yeah?

(31:56):
How about that? Yeah? Anduh yeah, meat flavored everything. I
had a running with a vegetarian.It's like like, if if everyone one
of the eats salad, I wouldjust eat salad, I wouldn't I trying
to make everybody else eat salad.Yeah, I want to be miserable.
Finally, do you do you?I'm gonna but I was having a mistake
for lunch. I'm sitting there andenjoying it. I'm sure onto the little
gravy was dripping off my home boat. It wasn't little joy. And she

(32:17):
this woman sitting across at the table. She's got a big bowl of salad
in front of her. I thinkon a menu. It was like dumpster
o salad. I'm she just didn'tpull her chair up to the salad bar
and start grazing. Yeah, dipyour head underneath that sneeze garden. Just
go to town like yeah, likebut she goes. I hope he would
have a cow die just so youcould have lunch. I said, yeah,
you know how he died? Youeat all his food like I'm cleaned

(32:38):
up your mess here he starved todeath up your mess, you know.
And I just I'm telling you I'vebeen because I just lost thirty seven pounds,
you know, yeah, because weknow what did it? I read
this article about obesity. What scaredme? It said obesity has gotten so
bad North America. The two outof three people have now become four out
of five. And if you didn'tget that joke, that's because seven as

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some people aren't really good with fraction. You know, you can't eat healthy
all the time. No, youneed a cheat day, you know.
But it's but it's like, youknow, everybody's counting calories, nobody's counting
chemicals. Let's forget about the factthat our food's banned in thirty countries.

(33:21):
Let's cook. Let's give my kida big bowl of those colored uh cereal.
He's got all the red dye numberfive, the yellow night number six.
You wonder why the kid has adhdhe's all hopped up. Oh,
but you know, what are yougonna do? Well? You know it's
funny because that's just you guys.Don't mess around like you know, yesterday
I went to get breakfast and thinkof a menu called the Protein Scramble.

(33:42):
In my head, I'm going thatsounds healthy, and then he read the
ingredients. Basically was an egg omeletwith chunks of chicken meat in it.
Okay, it was a chicken omelet, which is wrong. I mean,
you don't take the eggs out ofa chicken and then cook the chicken and
put it in the eggs. That'stoo much chicken back there cooking some kind
of chicken cereal. Killer's am spanstwo generations of chickens. That's that's not

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breakfast. That's a vendetta. That'sa family family who's watering breakfast. Tony
Soprano. Because I went to ChickenDad, I was his family Dad.
I want his upboorn babies Dad.I want his chicken coop part of the
ground. I mean, I mean, I mean, I know, it's

(34:27):
crazy. What a world, Whata world? But you're so funny.
Because I went to Panera Bread andthey said, the ladies are you know
our number one sellers are Chinese chickensalad. I said, is it a
Chinese chicken salad or is it justa chicken salad? Yeah? Well,
why why do you guys throw China, because I've been to China three times,
you know, Shanghai, Beijing,Nanjing, Susho, Wushi, Hong

(34:51):
Kong, Macau. I've never seenan Asian guy working down a bowl full
romaine levers covered with some shaved amas, some fried wantons, with a nice
sesame oil vinigarrette. I got onehundred dollars anybody from mainland China who could
pronounce vinagarette right? Yeah? Likeyou know, but that's a Chinese I
go, let it stop miss appropriatingChinese culture right, sound you don't want
to come a fat guy. Theydon't need some fancy destination salad name.

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There's seven point one billion people who'venever tasted lettuce, you know what I
mean. Or you can go tosubway and order an veggy subway. First
off, I got a problem withsubway. Well, what's the matter with
subway? Well, first off,the tuna fish. It turns out it's
only five percent tuna, right,Well, I know one hundred percent of
samples. That's a positive for chicken, pork and beef DNA. Yeah really

(35:35):
so, I said, The guysays exact tuna. He said, it
looks like tuna. I go,that's not what I asked. He does.
Well, if I'm being honest,it's a little bit of everything.
I don't want you guys put iton everything bagel and we'll call it everything
but tuna put up in the sandway. But I just don't like that,
Like they should just put up anumber eight with it, like, you
know, give me a number eightminust avocado. I don't look the back
and forth with the questions. LikeI said, you like red peppers,

(35:58):
you're like great peppers. How youfeel a yellow peppers? You want a
hot pepper, you want a sweetpepper, you want a banana pepper,
you want help peanut pepper, youwant salt? But bye, you keep
pepper these questions and we'll go backthere and smack that paper and hat if
your greasy head. How much supposedto eat? Freshman? It takes thirty
minutes to order a sandwich. I'mnot hungry anymore. Yeah, exactly.
I feel bad because I used tohave the subway to sandwich during lent on

(36:22):
Fridays. Now you know, butif you google it, Yeah, but
if you google it, you knowthey're getting sued because remember her foot lug.
Yeah, it turned out to beonly ten inches. Yeah, I
know you girls are used to bein live to about a couple of minches
of year, and I pay fortwelve inches. I won twelve inches as
my right, ladies, I haveto mention your bread. Freshly baked bread
was used to make dip. Butingredient was used to make yoga mats and

(36:43):
plastic shoes. They were putting Googleand it comes up. Yeah, let's
not forget about your fourth scandal.You're formerly fat pedophile spokesperson. Chartered's down
to twenty eight years. I meanit's like, look, how many how
many of these things can you have? It still? You know, remain
in business. And you know whatkills me because last time wasn't but it
wouldn't give me a straw for mydrink since I was in California, because
the turtle got one stuck in hisnose. Tell you something, you know,

(37:07):
the hell with that turtle. Ihad a plastic straw stuck in my
nose for about seven years, anddon't dave the damn about me. Hit
bottom and get himself to a meeting. He'll be fine. And every time
I stuck a straw in my nose, I started grinding my teeth for some
reason. Yeah, my mother toldme if you ever caught me doing drugs
like cocaine, she'd rub my nosein it. Reasons. Okay, I

(37:28):
had to throw one in there.Jimmy Shubert Etty playing Old House of Comedy,
Come back again anytime you're in town. Bucks to man, thanks for
having me on Mans. But thereal Joy, I don't know if he's
being sorry, he's been a realjoy. No, No, I'm jillious.
No, I mean you guys gotme up at six thirty in the
morning, come out here, andit's been a lot of fun. It's
been a good golf. It's goodto finally make secking planks. Dallas for

(38:05):
Words, Classic Crop Lone Star ninetytwo five. I always wanted to see
David Bowie as Ziggy Star dup.Yeah, well there is a movie coming
out about his alter ego. It'sI think it's gonna be in London July
three, and then it's gonna cometo the States called Ziggy Stardust and the
Spiders from Mars Motion. Yeah,it's returning to theaters. Yeah, it's

(38:25):
like the fiftieth anniversary, that's right. Yeah, Yeah, it's been fifty
years since we got the whole storyup on the bow and then page at
lone starve dot com. That's becausey'all always yeah, all right, coming
up, pick your ticket. Choosebetween tickets to see skid Row or Government
Mule with Jason Bonham. Very nice, but you know, it is the
weekend and again there's a whole lotgoing old chill then find out, Hey,

(38:52):
what what's happening? I am soglad you boys asked. Okay,
A lot of things going on thisweek and taste Addison kicking off today and
running through tomorrow at Addison Circle Parkwith great food and live music. Oh
weekend long, so much fun everyyear. Oh yeah, big concert tonight

(39:13):
at DULs Ecki's Pavilion in Dallas.It's Janet Jackson's Together Again tour. And
then the Majestic Theater in Dallas.Lady A's gonna be taking the stage.
That's that. Country pop group Americais at Texas Trust CEU Theater tomorrow night
the ten Man vern Tura Highway.Have you ever seen them live? They're

(39:35):
really good now really really me too? Me too? Meanwhile tomorrow night at
Arlington Music Hall. If you're afan of the Carol Burnett Show. Vicky
Lawrence is in town for a show. If you have kids or grandkids.
The Queen of Kids Music, LaurieBertner, is at the WII Theater in
Dallas. Her show tomorrow is ateleven Am Comedy this weekend. Deal Hugley

(39:57):
is at the Arlington Improv Jimmy Schubert, who just peg us a Visit,
is at the plain O House ofComedy. John Reep is at Hyenas in
Dallas, and our Friend Ross Sharmais at the Echo Lounge in Dallas Tomorrow
night Theater. To check out.If you're into the theater, head to
Fort Worth to Kassamanyana. Lou DiamondPhillips is in Miss Saigon this weekend at

(40:20):
Cassamanyana Sports Wise Boa. You mentionedthis in Sports of ball sorts. The
largest pickleball tournament, the Selkirk TexasOpen, happening in Rockwall this weekend.
Athletes competing for a chance to playat the National Championships, which will be
held in Farmers Branch this fall.Texas Rangers have a three game series at
Globely Field in Arlington this weekend againstthe Seattle Mariners. First pitch tonight is

(40:45):
at seven oh five. Meanwhile,the Frisco Rough Riders have a three game
series against the San Antonio Missions atRiders Field in Frisco. This weekend.
The City of Dallas celebrating the fortiethanniversary of Pride in Dallas. A Pride
Festival going to be held at fairPark tow and the Pride Parade will be
held on Sunday. That will startat two pm Sunday. Randy and I

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will be out there for that.Gamer's head over to Ka Bailey Hutchinson Convention
Center for DreamHack Dallas twenty twenty three. Multiple video game tournaments going on this
weekend, and not just gaming.They're gonna have music, cosplay and more
through Sunday, and ladies, getout your dollar bills. Magic Mike Live.
The tour continues at Stone Briar Center. That's just a few of the

(41:30):
highlights happening this weekend in North Texas. You're welcome. I Took a Breath,
Dallas Horse Clash, crott lone Starninety two five. Hopefully we're gonna
get a call from our old friend, comedian John Reep. Yeah, I

(41:50):
hope he wakes up in time.I think he's on his way to the
airport. Well, we'll see,we'll see he's get a call us from
his uber because he usually he comesin a day early. It today,
not today. Let's give you achance to pick your ticket. Choose between
tickets to see skid Row or GovernmentMule with Jason Bonham. So let's play
fraction the Flickers, since we hadn'tplayed it all damn week. Okay,

(42:15):
this is gonna be trailer trash trivia, one of those. I'm going to
play a trailer of a movie andit's a movie that was released on June
second. I'm not gonna tell youwhat year because you'll look it up and
then that's it. Of course youwill. You don't mind cheating, You
don't bother you at all. Okay, So this is a movie that was

(42:37):
released on June second. We're gonnaname the movie and I'll give you the
ticket. You're ready, Okay,here, you got me right now.
I don't know. Let's try andleave and see what happens. Wow,
that's an expensive door. Hi.I'm George Bart and this is my best
friend Harold Hupson. We just makecomics and try to make each other laugh.
If this old guy is missed theworst principle in the world. Ever

(43:00):
since you attended the school, you'vebeen responsible for one frank after another.
Some of those must have been reallyhard to pull off, like that tiger
or that tiger was crazy. Itold you I would get you one day.
I'm going to have YouTube place.It's separate glasses. We're going to
annihilate the friendship some l So you'retrapped in some sort of invisible box like

(43:29):
prison. Is it okay that I'mkind of loving this? Yes? Enough,
I will set you breathe. Okay, that is a movie. I
recognize the action. Yes, releasedon June second. Not gonna tell you
what year? You tell me whatmovie that is? Two one four or
eight one seven, seven eighty sevenone. Don't have a clue there,

(43:49):
Randy not clucking. Well, you'regonna kick yourself when you find out what
a Hello blowing them show? Canyou tell me what movie that was?
Captain Underpan Captain Underpants is right?You must have kids? Tell me you
have kids? Yes I do.I'm gonna say not. Many adults would
go to see Captain Underplan and inSpanish I read the book Captain Underpans Skid

(44:17):
de marks Colson. That was great. Who is this? Who is this?
This is this is Robert Betty?All right, Enville, here comes
the big decision. Which tickets doyou want tickets to see skid Row?
Our government mule with Jason Bottom governmentmule? All right? God, that
means we will have skid Row ticketsin the ticket window. Hold on,

(44:40):
because we got to get some informationfrom you in congratulations every right, thank
you, very good, very good. That was awesome. How many times
did you have to watch Captain underpansor read this? Never did? You
didn't? I never did? Yourkids were too old? Yeah, they
had grown up a little bit more. And let me tell you something else.
But I've never even heard of thatmovie. You've never heard of Captain

(45:02):
Under in my life, the firstcaller got obviously. Yeah. I am
completely in the dark when it comesto movie, kids, movies, anyway,
any movie. So there you go, Captain. That was a June
second, twenty seventeen, an Americancomputer animated superhero comedy films. There you

(45:25):
go. Okay, coming up,we still have those skid Row tickets in
the ticket window at eight forty anda little musical interlude, I'm gonna play
and I hope John Reep gives usa call. I do too. If
not, we'll just lay down andtake a nap or something. Yeah.
Hey, this afternoon, make sureyou ride home with our friend Jeff K.
At four or forty, Jeff's gonnahave a chance for you to win

(45:45):
tickets to see Britt Floyd. Andthen just before five, Jeff will kick
off sixty minutes of NonStop classic rockfor the drive home. Jeff K weekday
afternoons on Dallas Fort Worth Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five, Dallas Horse
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember the ticket window has tickets to

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see skid Roll since our winner inseven fifty pick Government Mule, very nice
and bottom. I knew this guywould make it. I think he's either
at the airport or on his wayto the airport. He said, Tina's
in Dallas and I John Reef wasup, John Drew all the bullet jim
show what Jimmy retired? See youdon't know you don't remember Jimmy retired?
Oh no, I got him righthere. That's where he went. Yeah,

(46:30):
he came to Hickory, North Carolina. Yeah, how are things in
Hickory? North Carolina. And yes, I did shake my head when I
said that things are good. Wegot a lot of rain this past week
in the grass was growing. Everything'sbeautiful. I don't know if you heard,
but I got married recently. Stopelation, thank you. Yeah,

(46:52):
I got married. It was asurprise wedding. I had no idea.
It was fantastic. Surprised wedding.What you got drunk and woke up with
a ring on your finger? No, it was we were in on it,
me and the wife. We weresurprised, our friends and family.
It was a surprise wedding the skiesas a pram, a second chance pram

(47:14):
that was also a fundraiser, soeverybody thought there buying tickets to our second
chance eighties and nineties things prom andthen about halfway through it being Jody got
married. They're living happily ever after. That's right, John Reep, our
friend is at Tyena's in Dallas thisweekend. Sorry you couldn't come in early

(47:37):
enough to be on the show.But I have to tell you. Two
of your bits on this show havebeen highly requested, and one is coming
up is the Father's Day one,the story about your dad fixing the pool.
Yes, well, you know Imoved back home about five years ago
to back to Hickory. I wasin LA for eighteen years. I went

(47:59):
back to Hickory. Series of eventshappened, and now I am in charge
of the swimming pool. Oh youhave, but you know, to drain
the pool instead of trying to gounderwater with the holes. I'm not even
trying to mess with that. Thatthing is trying to kill everybody in my
family at one point or another,so I feel like it's going to kill

(48:22):
me. But yeah, story dadwas. I was a kid and me
and my brother, he said,a small hole in the bottom of our
of our pool, and he's like, I'm gonna get a backpack full of
rocks and that way it will holdme down. I get an underwater repaired
kid read thro the gardens here,you kids hold the hose, and he

(48:43):
almost died. I'll tell you what. Another story we've played during football season
is you getting kicked out of aCarolina Panthers game for doing the worm with
sir per. Yeah, I wishI could dance like that. I'm pick
to you one. Now I can'tmove like that anymore. But yeah,
true story. I was invited outand by the mascot, Sir per to

(49:05):
dance. That's our that's the Panther'smascot, Sir Perr, most manly mascot
in all the NFL. He askedme to come out there and dance with
him. And so I'm out theredancing. I'm doing the worm on the
five yard line and out of nowhere, like three or four cops come up
behind me. I didn't see himcoming, and they waited for my button
to get into the peak of theworm. So they're grabbing you by the

(49:30):
back of your pant and you're likeyou're swimming in the air or something.
Yeah. Yeah, they just pulledme up. I was on my tifty
toes with a camel telling my butt, doing, hey, what's going on
here? And they kicked me out. Yes, but didn't you get an
apology from Sir Perr himself? Isure did. They made Sir per write

(49:50):
me an apology letter. It's fourparagraphs. It is in a frame right
now in my house and it's oneof my most prized I went on to
find out who the person was inthe panther suit and we are now friend.
Yeah, that's cool, and hesigned it with a paw print.
Yeah. Of course. Last timeyou were here, you had a special

(50:15):
for gingers who came to your show. Are you going to do that again?
Why not? Let's do it.I'm announcing it right here from the
first time since last year. Ifyou are a ginger, if on your
driver's license you have identified yourself asa redheaded person or a ginger, yeah,
if it says that on your driver'slicense, you get into the second

(50:37):
show Friday, that's tonight for free. Oh what a generous man. Ye,
that's right. You know, Idon't know what hot and Dallas right
now? Oh no, Texas isjust preheating. Yeah, not a month
from now, it's gonna be Ohmy god, I can't go outside.

(50:59):
Yeah. I got that. Iget from this theater company in the UK,
and they did that because it wassuper hot there and they don't have
air conditions everywhere like we have airconditions, and so they said, hey,
free tickets, they need ginger intothe theater, come in and get
the air conditioning. I thought,Hell, I'm gonna do that, just
copying them. But yeah, comeon out, gingers, come on out.

(51:22):
You got somebody on your side,and I've got a bunch of merchandise
that I'm basically giving away. Thecompany I was using to make my CDs,
belt buckles, t shirts, hats, all this stuff. They were
not a business. I think itmight be my fault. Well, way
to go, John. So Ibasically have a bunch of stuff that I

(51:45):
need to get rid of. Soif you come to the show and you
got a dollar you're gonna get,you're gonna get the merchandise dollar a hollar,
yeah, one dollar for a CDor a belt buckle, you know.
And I also have residual checks I'mgonna give away from the stage.
That's right, from the commercial.Right, did you still get that's right?

(52:07):
That thing got a humming? Well, it's crazy. I've done all
kinds of stuff, you know.I've been on East bounding down on HBO.
Oh yeah, you told me thatHarold and Kumar escaped one Tonamo Bay.
Yeah didn't you. Didn't you havethe basement where you had the messed
up kid in the in the cellar. That's my son. His name is
Cyrus, and he is the Cyclopsand he lives on the base. Yes,

(52:34):
how is the funniest partment. Ididn't you remember that? John?
Repas at Hyenas in Dallas this weekend. Uh rewrote your schedule next time and
come in a day early and we'llput you on the show in here.
I will do that, and Ihope to see you guys out there.
Let me buy you a drink ifyou come. That sounds like a plan
to me. Yeah, thanks John, keep between the ditches, you've got
it. Thanks guys. Ever,go Dallas for words Classic rock lone Star

(53:02):
ninety two fives. That song remindedme that we forgot to mention. Yesterday
was the fifty sixth anniversary of therelease of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts club by
Yeah. So I played that songand I think, what if Jerry Lee
Lewis did that song instead of theBeatles, it would sound something like this

(53:28):
rocket killer. Who's that shine ofthe ship? Why it's Lucy Shih.
Picture yourself on a bold on ariver with tanzerine trees and Mama leade sky.
But it calls you he that's aquiet slowly but with kalidoscal fish the

(53:52):
sounds who were ridged by a founder. We're rocket hosts. People leave moss
fella pies. What everyone smiles drippass the flowers to go so incredibly high.
Lucy in the sky show bas shapes the sky with shin shaping off

(54:15):
losen, She's in the sky.Shine feels good. You see, I'm
you know, you get at itall that sto flowers and yellow and green

(54:58):
your head, the fact kill thebaby and y'all, y'all gone. She's
gone gone gone, love gone gonegone. She fell on the training stations
with plastic stine holders, looking lasttime. Suddenly some of us said the
style the girl with fine yeas andyeah, I want you to shape those

(55:25):
times one time for me in thesky with shine. She shines and she's
fine. Let's see in the skywith time. O man, I wish
that band would get back together.You wonder what had happened to them,

(55:46):
big daddy, they just broke up. Oh man, they do stuff like
that. They'll take popular songs,you know, are classic crop show and
then make them their own like itwas from the fifties. That great,
that's greatness. You know we weretalking about these scooters are now available.
Yeah, and then the next daya person on an electric scooter collided with

(56:07):
a dart train. Less than oneday after electric bikes and scooters officially returned
to Dallas streets. Dart says justbefore noon yesterday, a train going southbound
quote made contact with a person onthe scooter in the right of way at
Olive Street in downtown Dawn. Iguess this term made contact sounds less violence.

(56:27):
Then hit are struck the guy?So the scooter had the right of
way? That's no, I thinkthe train train always has the right of
way. It's easier to stop ascooter than it is a train. Yeah,
the person was taken to Baylor Hospitalwith non life threatening injuries. But
I bet he gonna be so oris that whether I saw him the news
this morning? There were training peoplehad a right scooter. Yes. Rental
scooters and bikes were initially banned aboutthree years ago due to safety concerns and

(56:52):
abandoned devices cluttering sidewalks. Although thescooters and bikes are back, there is
stricter regulation and a much smaller fee. As we told you yesterday. Yeah,
so watch out, I mean watchwhere are you going? For gott
Plese and Arlington None, at thecenter of a scandal, was found guilty
of violating her vow of chastity witha priest from outside the Catholic Diocese of

(57:15):
Or. The Reverend Mother Teresa AgnesGerlock was subsequently dismissed after the Vatican sided
with Bishop of fort Worth Michael Olsen'sinvestigation into the whole thing. Through her
attorney, Gerloc has denied the publicallegation that she violated the vow of chastity.

(57:37):
She also denies admitting to Bishop Olsonthat she broke the biblical sixth commandment.
Gerlock has thirty days to appeal thedecision. I mean, how long
can you hold out? I mean, I know she got to do it,
but damn, and here we goagain. The year was nineteen sixty
nine and Victoria Valentino was a playboybunny when she alleges Bill Cosby drugged her

(58:01):
another and sexually assaulted her. She'snow suing Cosby over the incident, mentioning
Cosby once admitted during a twenty ohfive deposition in another case to using quayludes
on young women with whom he wantedto have sex. Remember that, Yeah
that? Valentino says she suffers thevery humiliation, mental anguish, embarrassment,

(58:22):
anger, emotional distress, and lossof earnings. In response Cosby's reps have
responded saying, quote, she haschanged her alleged accounts of sexual abuse at
the hands of mister Cosby over tento fifteen times. This is a target
against every successful black man in America, like Lebron, James will Smith,
and President Obama. No, Ithink those other people are a little Do

(58:45):
you know the circumstances behind this.Apparently she was grieving after losing a child.
Yeah, yeah, and he wasconsoling and he told her, hear,
take this, It'll make you feelbetter. The next thing she felt
kind of grounding him feel better.She ended up in bed. Now where
is Camille all this time? That'sa good p I mean, there's a

(59:07):
whole a lot of crime and goingon. Yeah, and Camille's nowhere to
be found. Oh wow. Yeah. Well, things were up and down
in China on Tuesday. That morningChina loss they launched its first civilian astronaut
into space. That afternoon, theystarted digging a hole, not for him.
This wasn't just any hole. It'sa narrow cheft that's planned to go

(59:28):
down over six mile WHOA, whyyou need to go that deep in the
earth. I don't know. Chinesepresident called for more progress in deep earth
exploration in twenty twenty one to identifymineral and energy resources. Oh, you
just want to let the devil inall the deep without him. They're looking
for minerals. But no, itwon't be the deepest hole ever dug.

(59:49):
That title still belongs to the RussianCola super deep borehole that went over forty
thousand feet deep in nineteen eighty nineafter twenty years of digging. By the
way, forty thousand feet is justover seven and a half mile. Wow,
I'm borehole And this made me laugh. Something to be said about total
dedications of bands and artists that you'rea fan of. On TikTok one,

(01:00:10):
Taylor slipt fan gave her strategy fornot missing any of the songs during the
concert adult diapers. She keened allover herself. Didn't judge all you off.
But in the nineties and the stadiumpower came to help sports fans not
miss any of the action due tothe call of nature. I mean,
you gotta go, you gotta go. You can try that the next Rangers

(01:00:31):
game. Yeah, I'm not gonnahappen. I didn't think so, all
right. Skid row tickets coming upnext on the Bow and Them show.
I don't know if he's in painter, if he just winding about something.
He's just winding. He just winding. I'm winding about Carr number eighteen.
I knew you wouldn't like that,kid rows biggest kids eighteen in life?

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Don't go Okay? Okay? Well, who was caller eighteen? Judy from
Weatherford, Judy Jude. I couldhave gone with one, because that's how
many American Music Awards they won,but that would have been too easy.
Yeah, we don't want that.Come on, come on, okay,
okay. Did you know today isthe birthday of who the Marquis de sade

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Oh born on this date in seventeenforty. He was into pain, wasn't
it. Yes, the words sadistand sado masochism are based on his name.
Okay. He was into pain togo with sexual pleasure, which I
don't see the connection as just me. I don't want to be beat with
some strap while I'm trying to bustme. I thought you loved that on

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Wednesdays with Linda lash Well. Ido. But those scars heal, thro
scars heal. But uh, youknow, Marquis de sade birthday. I
have our little song that we playeach year. Of course, of course
we do. Here we go,go ahead and get you whip out because
we're gonna need it. All right, all right, here we go.

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You wanna practice crap? There yougo. I yam must say it on
my uskest. I am in pain. I yeah, must say to mysakest,
my toys out in the kings crackling, crash shot. You gave me
cry with me? Who ya mustsay to mystickest? Con give mail?

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What time? YEA must say tomy sikest, just put stains on my
wall? Who yam must say tomy sickest like leather tends me on?
It's my response. It's my righttread. Who I yam must say to

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my sickest, don't give mail whatI need? Right? There's audience participation,
right, okay? By me timeto the bay, beat me back,
the time to the bed, beatingback, the time in to the
bed, beat me back, thetime to do the bed, time,

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the time to do the bed,beat me back you time to do the
day, the time the bed,beat me back, telling me do the
best time? Yea must say themastikest, I yam into quin. YEA

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must say the mastikest my toys orwhips and cheese back, I shall be
cheged, make me cry with mean. YEA must say the mystics can't get
mail. Time need back the timeto do the beat it back in time

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to do the best. Beat itback the time to the dead beat me,
Come on, come on. Isn'tthat a fun little song? It's

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such a happy, little, alittle, a little happy song. Yeah,
as you put mccura chrome on thescars from the whipp there. I
wonder if the Queen of the kidsmusic, Laurie Burtner, will sing that,
that's right, she's in town.Yeah, she's at the Wilie Her
tomorrow morning. Make me bite metime watch the shake day shake to Davy

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Maggie. Never mind, son,I'll tell you when you're older. Oh
what a world. I'm just glad. Today's okay. Lets you what are
we whipping up for lunch? Today? Friday? Lunch hower always better when
you take lone star along and we'llonce again be serving up classic rock blocks
from your favorites debs. Lunch blocksweekdays at noon and if you hit up

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lunch start nine two five dot comright now you can build a block yourself
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Weekdays A nude on Dallas Fort WorstClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five lone
Star ninety two five Love. It'sa bitch that comes from somebody who knows
what he talking. He does Andyou know what, I just snapped two

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what it's June the second Charlie Watsonthe Stones would have been eighty two today.
Today was his birthday, and Ialways wanted to, especially after Brian
Jones died, but that was likenineteen sixty nine. Who is gonna be
the next rolling Stone to pass away? And of course everybody thought it was
gonna be Keith right because of theway he abuses been retired for Oh yeah,

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he retired long time ago. Keithlooks like he's walking dead. Always
ask and I think he likes itthat one. Yeah, he might be
mummified, We don't know. Ilove that meme of this is Keith Richards
teaching Willie Nelson guitar and it's likea little three year old. That is
good Monday on the show, We'regonna have a Triumph guitarist Rick Emmetts.

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Very nice. There's a big goodrelease coming up to celebrate the fortieth anniversary
of their appearance at nineteen eighty three'sUS Festival. And I'll see if he
remembers the story about how I wanderedon stage while they were playing because I
was drunk at a Texas jam.You were Tora tore up from the floor
up. Plus pick your tickets.Choose between tickets to see comedian Burt Chrisher

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in September, very nice, ortickets to see Foreigner in August. Very
nice. Meanwhile, let's talk timewasters here well up on the bow and
then page right now. If youmissed it earlier, Comedian Jimmy Schubert stopped
by ahead of his appearance at thePlanto House of Comedy this weekend. He
was a lot of fun. Yeah, he was outrageous, and you can

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check it out on our page.He was very high strung, wound up,
wasn't it. Once he got started, he couldn't stop. Hey long
lost notes for him. Late rockerFreddie Mercury seemed to show that Bohemian Rhapsody
originally was supposed to be called Mongoli. Yes, yes, and those notes

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and fifteen hundred more of Freddie's belongingsare being auctioned off this fall at Sofabe's
UH. Mercury's one time girlfriend MaryAustin is auctioning him off. You can
read all about it, the wholestory, and also see the video for
Bohemian Rhapsody up on our page.I don't know if you could see a
bunch of things that he changed upon the lyrics. Speaking of Queen,

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Brian May has unboxed a deluxe editionof his nineteen eighty three EP Brian May
plus Friends Starfleet Project. It's goingto be available on July fourteenth, UH,
and he posted all over social mediayesterday about it. You can check
that out. Also. Did youknow that it was fifty years ago yesterday

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that Paul McCartney released his James Bondtheme song and title Live and Let fifty
years ago years ago. Here's Paultalking about the song. I quite enjoy
that because normally I don't do that. Normally I just totally pleased myself,
just do what I want to do, which is great too. But then
when these kind of things come along, it's kind of fun writing something that

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was going to work in a thrillerin an action film. One of my
favorite songs of all time is thatone. We have the story and the
song up on our page as well. Meanwhile, if you want to write
a Beatles themes bicycle, the Beatleshave a signed a license agreement with a
bicycle company for their own line ofbicycles Beatles Bicycles, Yes, yes,

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oh Pedal for the clean. BillyJoel moving out of Madison Square Garden.
I don't know if you heard aboutthis yesterday, but we've got the whole
story and also Billy's announcement up onthe page. And Metallica have released a
new trailer for m seventy two WorldTour Live from Arlington, Texas. That
was from Arlington. No, ithasn't happened half the one, the one

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that's coming up August eighteenth and twentieth. They're gonna shoot it live live into
theaters, So if you can't makeit to the stadium to see the show,
you can go to a theater likeAMC. You're just the one where
they're not going to repeat, right, no repeat weekend, so you can
go to the theater August eighteenth andtwentieth. Also in theaters this summer boat.

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You talked about this, David Bowie'sclassic making a comeback in light of
the fiftieth anniversary of Siggy Stardust.Check that out other time. We just
not really sure that we needed this. Randy and I were talking about this
this morning. But imagine the Wizardof Oz with Arnold Schwartzeneger. There's no
place like Hold. It's Arnold ofOz. Check out the video on the

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bow and then page at lone starvedot com. Can't Dallas fort worst classic
rockers lone Star ninety two five.As we come to the and of another
broad test day, remember how TVstation to sign up? Come to of

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another broadcast day? Here's the nationalanthem, go to bed? Right?
But this is Friday ahead, isman? We got the whole weekend ahead
of us. I'm not really worriedabout what kind of trouble I'm gonna get
into. I'll find something making aroad trip to courts of Canadas. Yes,
that that's the plan. We'll seehow that works out. Yeah,

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and whatever else happened, that's allright with me too. So Monday morning,
we got Rick Emmett of Triumph onthe show. Very nice man,
pick your ticket. Choose between takeus to see Mister Machine Burt Chrishcher or
take us to see Foreigner. Hey, how's that movie doing? Do we
know? We heard? I haven'tsit now listen, we're gonna be real

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dicks if we don't go see itbecause the long as long as we've known
Burtly, well we we'll have togo see it. But has there been
any new because it came out lastweekend or or yeah, last week's last
weekend day twenty six? Oh Iheard, I know, I saw some
people said that it's really good andthere's other people said it dumb. Well,
those are people that don't know whothey don't know. They do an

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after show here ball, Yes weare, and you know, we always
try to not talk about talking aboutfoods, but here we are. Who's
been in the last twenty minutes lookingat this Taste Addison deal on? Oh
that's right, does this weekend?So there's a lot of food in the
air. Oh my gosh. Myfavorite from Taste Addison is always the pork
chop from Chamberlain's booth. Oh yeah, so good. Yeah, I may

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have to make a trip out theretoday. I don't like pork chomps,
but the pork chop from Chamberlain's.Wait a minute, that's a little good.
How can you not like pork chop? I know, man, they're
all right. It reminds me ofthe Brady Bunch pork chops and apple shots,
apple shops. Oh god, allright, So our after show decompression

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Sason is coming up, and we'llsee what happens on Monday. I don't
know. We go, let's havea weekend. Oh god, it's Friday.
Friday's my one of my favorite daysin the week. Hey, good
Friday morning. It's time for theMorning show. The fun is about to
begin because it's an unbelievable day.Whatever happened? I guacam only Friday?
Were you kissing my hand? Myfriends called me squishing. I'm unattached,

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unwelcome. That was awesome. Ohyeah, it's an awesome show. Well,
we'd like, oh, we knowit. It's day. Do you
know what the day is? Itis not just Friday, It is fading

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Friday. The dog is talking.Oh my god, you're so cute when
you don't know what you're talking about. So much trauma. So host the
drama, yea, the drama isfar from old. What do you mean
overly dramatic? Don't make me counta light sown YEA day that drama for
your mama. It's a let seethe bye, will see on Monday.

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Keep between the digits, bye,