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Hello, boys and girls and futurescientists. It's time once again for mister
Wizard and his little friend Timmy.Hello mister Wizard, Well, hello Timmy.
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Today, Timmy, we're going totake an old spatula, an inner
tube, and some Macaroni noodles tomake a nuclear reactor. Jay, mister
Wizard art nuclear reactors dangerous, no, Timmy, But old spatulas are.
They can poke your little eyes out. So I'll have to ask you to
wear these goggles, Wizard. Yes, Timmy, remember those diagrams you showed
me last week? Well I suredo, Timmy. Well how do turtles?
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Joy? Timmy, This is science, not a broo haha. Now
see those glass tube and hose?What it is? It's a divice.
So I made out of a vaseand an old garden hose to demonstrate how
different molecules can combine to form anoble gas. Are we going to discover
the secret of life? Mister Wizard. We will if we're not careful,
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Timmy. Now watch how this flamejumps in a flash when I pass it
down on this nozzle. You knowwhat it's called? Jump and jack fly.
It's a gas, Timmy. Yougot it, mister wizard, Timmy,
you knocked over the model brain caseon loan from the high school.
What am I gonna tell mister DurfyWe'll pick out mister Timmy. Whatever you
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do, don't squeeze the brain toohard. Oh no, you did it,
Timmy. You punctured our lady offatamas Medullah appaglottys my head, mister
wizzard. Now you just clean upthat brain, Timmy. The brain is
a terrible thing to waste. Don'tyou forget that. Now I'll prepare our
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noodles for nuclear fusion. Well,I'm gonna take this, mister wizard.
That's not an aspirin, Timmy.It looks like an asp and it's not
Timmy dressed drugs, Timmy, Timmy, that till was designed to stun buffaloes
when mixed with buffalo food. Timmy, Oh Timmy, who Timmy, Dammy
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God's sake, Sit down, Timmyright now? What what this be a
lesson to you? Timmy and allof Timmy's little friends out there, never
temporal with the awesome powers of science. Science is in your future, Timmy.
Future is in your hand, andI have to eat what all his
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hands done. Post it on TimmyI am sitting down, means mister wizard,
timmy right. You know, therereally was a real mister wizard there
was. His name was Don Herbert. Oh okay. He was on TV
in the fifties and sixties and partof the seventies and he would have turned
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one hundred and six years Oh didyou learn science from mister wizard? Kind
of? I just want there usedto be this whole guy on Channel thirteen
that looks like a mad scientist.Yeah, and he was always talking like
this whenever Redos paramount. I can'tremember what his name was, but he
was like, man, I'm scaredof this guy. Yeah, I don't
want him get pissed off at me. I remember when they would have these
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like school assemblies where they would bringthose science guys and of course, like
you put your hand on that likebig old ball and oh yeah, all
your hair would stand on end.I don't know how that's gonna help the
world, but this is still cooland it got us out of class.
Damn right, anything get you outof class. You know. It was
always great in class when you sawhim wheeling into television yeah yeah, or
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a projector because you were gonna watchsomething that has nothing to do with the
class. You're end and get somesleep. Get some sleep. That's where
you learn to sleep without falling oryou put your head in your hand.
Yeah, and if you fall over, you wake up. I always paid
attention of the movies because, especiallyin our history class, Coach Watkins,
he was one of the football coaches, showed mister Magoo movies for our history.
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So I learned history from mister MagooOhoo again. Yes, today,
as a toy box Tuesday, Ihad a couple of requests, people wanting
me to play something for you andokay that we hadn't played yet. As
we celebrate National Free Slurpee Day becauseit's national seven eleven days July eleventh,
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So all you had to do isget a free slurpie is walk in here
and say give him my damn slurWell, don't do it like that,
don't be nice, don't be sayplease damn slurpee. Please, got off
my damn slurpie, please before Itake a wheeze on the floor, Robert
says, And I'm giving him out. We told you yesterday it was National
blueberry Day. Yeah, today's NationalBlueberry muffin Day. Yeah, greatness.
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Okay, all right, I couldtake a double day some how about it?
How about a lemon blueberry muffin?Those are good, But it's not
National Lemon blueberry muffin Day. It'sNational State Fair Food Day. Oh yes,
that's what it meant. More ifit was observed in late September,
you know, like when the statefairs. But I think right now is
when they're going to start the judgingto see what the new state fair foods
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are gonna be. Plus there's otherstate fairs there I know, but they
started September normally. Yeah, butwho does it? And they're in the
summer, My god. Not inCalifornia. When is it? It's the
mid mid state fair state in thepast of robles. I think that goes
on like in the July or August. Oh wow, yeah, nice weather,
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yeah, nice and sweaty. It'sWorld Population Day, since we're all
a part of this eight billion peopleon this planet, we celebrate every day
and don't even know National American PetPhoto Day. I guess you're supposed to
take a picture of your pet thatevery day. I'm sure it's National mohito
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Day made with white rum, limejuice, sugar, mint and sparkling water
ratings. Mm hmm. It isalso National Swimming Pool Day. Should go
for a swim in a pool,Okay, if you don't mind putting your
head underwater with all people's you're init. Yeah, of course right now,
and you're water yeah exactly, andwe have a heat advisory, so
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you know it's gonna be warm bathwater. Yeah. Man, Cow Appreciation Day,
Okay, I appreciate cow every timeI have a hamburger. That's right,
it, casey. I appreciate NationalCheer Up the Lonely Day wools about
a buckle you're lonely about? Andit's International Essential Oils Day. I don't
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know who makes these days up,but I'm just bringing you the innate oils
companies. Oh yeah, okay,that's what it did. Yeah, you
know we need to sell some moreessential oils us whole day of it and
maybe some stupid jerkle buy a bunchof essential oils not even knowing what they're
there. But are the oils reallythat essential? Yeah? Very much?
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So how much do you need certainoils? You sure need motor oil for
your car? You do? Yousure need cooking oil, dude, that's
not the essential oils they're talking about, so they're not No, they're talking
about like eucalyptus oil, okay,lab oil, not three and one yeah,
three and one oil, No,not bardall. No, I don't
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think that's what they're talking about.Okay, you get ready for sports of
oils oil. Oh, Dallas didn'tdo it, but we tie expected that.
And don't forget Arrowsmith tickets at sevenfifth days, that's right, Kers
tickets at a party. My goodness, coming all this entertainment into one for
our We don't try. Don't askme, but I don't know. I
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don't even know what he really doesn'tknow. Yeah, what's he talking about?
I don't know? Neither does heapparently haying sports fans and six thirty.
It's not my first sports of allsorts. So I was rooting for
Dallas Dollas. But now Vladimir Guerrerowon the Major League Home Run Derby in
two thousand and seven. Sixteen yearslater, his son achieved the same feat.
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That's right. Toronto Blue Jays AllStar first baseman Vladimir Guerrero Junior won
the twenty twenty three home Run Derbyat T Mobile Park in Seattle. Last
night. You've seen that guy.Yeah, he's a big old Yeah.
With that victory, Vladimir Vladimir andVladimir Junior are the first father son duo
to win the event. Garrero Juniorjust edged out Tampa Bay's All Star outfielder
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Randy Arrows Arena by a score oftwenty five to twenty three in the final.
Both players were looking to become thefirst Derby champion from their respective clubs.
The Major League Baseball All Star festivitiesconclude with the Midsummer Classic between the
American League and the National League tonight from T Mobile Park in Seattle.
The American League is on a ninegame wins streak, but that's not the
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longest in the history of the Exhibition. The National League won eleven in a
row from nineteen seventy two to nineteeneighty two. And since the game no
longer determines home field advantage in theWorld Series, which it should, Yeah,
it should, the best reason towatch is probably if you have some
money writing on it. American Leagueour favorites to win with that Texas Rangers
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infield. We've got four players inthe infield. How great is that?
Well? Incredible? I hope someof them wins come to us. Yes,
you can catch that the classic tonight, the Ulstar game on Fox four.
I believe it's seven o'clock and theAll Star break. Is it time
for Rangers to recharge, reset,refocus after they endured a grueling, awful
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stretch that included seventeen consecutive days witha game and thirty in their last thirty
one day. They've had a groulingschedule. Oh man. This concluded with
a disappointing series loss to the lastplace Washington Nationals over the weekend. See,
we were going to sure on theweekend, just brush these guys,
especially by winning Friday night, dropthe last two. After losing four of
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their last five series and seeing eacharea of their game breakdown over the last
month, the Rangers now find themselvesonly two games ahead of the Astros in
the American League West. Too close, after spending all but one day in
first place in the first half,with the lead that reached as high as
six games back on June twenty eighth. Yeah, but they're still in first
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place. I know there were therewere two games ahead of the Astros on
Friday. The Astros keep losing.Please the Major League baseball season is usually
a roller coaster, and in thiscase, the Rangers are at a pretty
low point right now. The hopeis now that the rest allows them to
get back on the rise after thebreak. Now you remember how everybody says
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after the All Star Game, theRangers really do crappy. I don't think,
I don't think. See, theyused to fall apart. This is
a completely different ballgame. But thenagain, sometimes when the Rangers were doing
extra crappie after the All Star break, they started winning for a while.
So there you go. You neverknow how this is gonna go. One
can exactly. Okay, so youkind of understand the game of cricket and
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you want to learn more about thegame. Well, this will be your
chance to see live games this weekand slowly figure out this sport. Six
days a Major League Cricket begins Thursdayin Grand Prairie, and the inaugural game
featuring the Texas Super Kings will beplayed before a full house. DFW's Texas
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Super Kings host the Los Angeles NightRiders at seven thirty pm at Grand Prairie
Stadium, the former home of theGrand Prairie Air Hoogs. Minor League baseball
time. We're right near Lone StarPark. We went to a couple of
games we did. Now both teamswill feature global cricket superstars playing alongside the
best domestic talent. Don't ask meto any of these are Are they gonna
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have national television coverage too? Idon't know about national television coverage. I
think you'll be able to probably likegoogle it, yeah, you know,
to find it. But I don'tthink there's gonna be national TV coverage.
Not yet. Tickets are selling fastfor other matches than they expect future sellouts
as well. Thursday's game is thefirst of eight to be played at the
park between July thirteenth and July eighteenth. All right, well. Disgraced sports
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doctor Larry Nasser, who convicted ofsexually abusing female gymnast, was stabbed multiple
times during an altercation at with anotherinmate at a federal prison in Florida.
Oh my goodness. Oh I hopehe's okay, two people familiar with the
matter told the Associated Press the attackhappens Sunday at the United States Penitentiary Coleman
in Florida. The people said Nassarwas in stable condition yesterday, so he's
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getting through it. He had beenstabbed in the back and in the chest.
The prison was experiencing staffing shortages,and the two officers assigned to the
unit where Nassar was held, we'reworking mandated overtime shifts and we're probably sleeping.
Probably. Nasa is the serving thedecades in prison for convictions in state
and federal courts. He admitted sexuallyassaulting athletes when he worked at Michigan State
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University and USA Gymnastics, which trainsolympians. Separately, Nasa pleaded guilty to
possessing child pornography. Oh, I'mtrying to feel sorry for the guy that
I just can't. I just can'tfeel sorry, can't. The US men's
national soccer team eliminated Canada in thetwenty twenty three CONCAF Gold Cup quarterfinals at
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TQL Stadium, home of FC Cincinnati, in a thrilling penalty shootout. That's
about his big a picture, Icould pay for you God. It reached
that point after both nations were tiedat two and two at the end of
extra time, but with all thegoals arrived immediately late, well, then
the game needed to be decided bya shootout. The US men's team will
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now face Panama and semifinals tomorrow.Kickoff time from snap Dragon Stadium, home
of the NWSL's San Diego Wave,is slated for six thirty hour time.
Mexico and Jamaica formed the semifinal matchupand are on the other end of the
bracken and EA Sports has chosen thelate Kobe Bryant as a cover athlete for
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NBA two K twenty four video game. It's a standard edition that features a
younger Kobe Bryant going up for adunk, along with a Black Mamba edition
that features him later in his career. It's the second year in a row
that EA has chosen a dead personfor a game cover, as Madden featured
the late John Madden on the coveras well. And Green Bay Packers I
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mean Packers running back Aaron Jones hasfound another sport to compete in the off
season's cornhole. No, it's notthat. It's called beanbag toss where I'm
from. Well, ESPN had thecornhole tournament on Friday night, so yes,
but they're calling it the wrong sport. You want me to file a
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complaint with that? Yes, Okay, tell them stop It. Jones and
his teammate professional cornholer Yeddie Irwan wona regional tournament over the weekend in Milwaukee,
which qualifies them for the Super Wholefour championship in rock Kill, South
Carolina, August fourth. The Packerstraining camp starts on July twenty six,
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but the team does have an offday on the four, so Jones could
be able to attend. Vikings runningback Alexander Madison and Bill's defensive tackle Tim
Settle Junior have also qualified for SuperWhole four. Yeah, I wouldn't want
that title. Speaking of super holes, how's your mother? You know it
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was coming. Now you're looking rightat me, and that's why he's gonna
say something. He's got the freakingFull File next on the bond. You
know you get double vision from drinkingway too many doubles. Dalla Forward's classic
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rock a lone Star ninety two.I remember tomorrow he's ask us stuffy,
So call the ask Us Stuff Hotline. Leave us a good question two one,
four, eight, six, sixeighty six hundred. We'll answer it
on the air flight. Now itis time for the freaking full File.
Man found dead in a freezer inMinnesota, was hiding from police and somehow
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thought hiding in an old freezer wasthe answer to his continued free The body
of thirty four year old Brandon LeeBushman of babbitt And, Minnesota, was
found in a freezer in the basementof an unoccupied home. Investigators believed that
Bushman was in the house hiding becausethere was an active warrant for his arrest,
and police believed that he got intothe freezer to hide on his own
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accord, perhaps because officers were inthe area looking for him. The freezer
was an older model that could notbe opened from the inside, so once
he shut the door, he wasin there to stay. What a horrible
way to go in the freezer.And the Toronto Zoo is asking visitors to
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help limit screen time for certain primatesby refraining from showing cell phorn pe porn
videos to the gorillas. Why wouldyou do that? The zoo posted signs
outside the gorilla enclosure asking visitors notto use their phones to show photos or
porn videos to the gorillas, assome content can be upsetting and affect their
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relationships and behavior within their families.They've got vision that good to focus in
on that listen, they're not allthat much even if it's human porn.
Holly Ross, and behavioral husbandry supervisorat the zoo, said keepers have not
yet noticed any significant behavior changes inthe primates, but officials want to ensure
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the animals lives remain as natural aspossible, and since they don't apparently have
cell phones in the jungle, itmight be wise to keep them from going
crazy over a video showing porn,which is what people are showing the gorillas.
That's just crazy funny, though,officials said the gorilla named Nasa has
been showing a particular interest in theseporn videos on people's phones. Of course,
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Nasa and his fellow gorillas are alreadyallowed to watch videos, including nature
documentaries, under controlled circumstances. Ohbut they can't get like the Spice channel.
No no no, no, nono no. I'd tell you they
didn't watch that nature stuff. Butthey want to see some more porn because
I wonder if they tell one another, hey, let's try that. Well.
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Police swooped in on a home followingreports by a concerned neighbor of us
screaming woman. So cops feared thatsomeone was being tortured inside this home.
Three police cars had been dispatched tothe property before officers realized that the sounds
were not coming from a woman beingtortured. They were coming from a yellow
Amazon parent named Freddy Freddy. Thepets owner, Steve Wood, said he
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was stunned when the police knocked athis door and added that he felt a
wave of panic. The bird keeper, or retired policeman, assured the officers
the noises were coming from his threeyear old pet. Wood, who keeps
twenty two parrots in this house,recorded a video of the aftermas, saying
this is brilliant. This has mademy ear. Thank you so very much.
Two officers who had attended Wood's homecould be seen in the video laughing
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along with him after they figured outwhat was going on and that there was
no one in any danger. Andyou gotta give this guy an a for
effort. A man police say useda disabled fire exit to repeatedly steal several
shopping carts filled with goods from aMississippi Walmart store was arrested. Finally,
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on Sunday, forty seven year oldJoseph Hollingsworth was arrested in tick Fall,
Louisiana. Yeah and faces six countsof commercial burglary after police say he was
spotted going in and out of thePicky un Mississippi Walmart over a seven hour
period in late June. Police sayhe was wearing a vest similar to Walmart
employees as he committed the crimes,filling several shopping carts with goods and even
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stealing two large kayaks in the brozessand nobody suspected anything was going on because
the Hollingsworth looked just like a Walmartemployee. Police said he used a disabled
fire exit to go in and outof the store unnoticed, and if anybody
did notice, they just thought heworked there. Yeah. That Hollingsworth is
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also suspected of similar thefts at aSlide l Louisiana Walmart as well. So
he gets around this Walmart in vestof his has come in very handy.
It is. Now, when itcomes to naming your baby, you of
course have the final sage on thename you choose, no matter what other
people might think of it. That'syour child. You're going to name your
child whatever you want. However,if you're going for something outside the box,
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you should be prepared for some peopleto judge your choice of names.
That's exactly what happened to one womanwho revealed she wants to name her daughter
after her grandparents, as she's decidedto merge all their names together into one
Moniker despite people telling her it's anawful idea, don't do that to that
child. The mom to be explainedthat her two grandfathers were both named Christopher,
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and that her grandmothers were named Quinnand Florence, and she wanted to
fit all of them into her daughter'sname. But instead of choosing one name
for her first name and another namefor the middle name, yes, she
smashed the aims together to create hernew first name for her daughter and sounds
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very nasty. Naturally, several peoplepointed out that the kid's first name sounded
like Quiffer. Oddly enough, theexpecting mother had never heard of the word
queen and had no idea what itmeans. She's had a sheltered life.
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How do you spell that? Qu I F p O p h e
R. But would people say itsound like quiffer? Child? That's child
abused right there? It is.They may have just named her vage gas.
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Okay, see, we're just tellingyou if you've cut up with a
name like that, there's people likeus that are gonna have fun with it,
which we just did. Thank Howabout you supersize your lunch today with
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Steve Perry. It's just if StevePerry doesn't know it yet. Yes,
ye, yet, the operative wordis yet. And you guys have heard
of Infinite Journey. Yes, I'llbe hosting a Summer in the Concert series
Thursday night with Infinite Journey over thereat Grandscape. I hope you can come
out and join us Fursday night.Yeah, man, it's a little rough
of me Thursday nine. While you'renot going I'm doing Okay, you go
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right in, all right, Okay, Tomorrow Ask a Stuff Day. They
Ask a Stuff Hotline two one foureight six six eighty six hundred calling and
leave us a question there and we'llanswer it on the air. Now Toy
Box Tuesday. This email came fromRay Watson, who's always looking out for
Anna and thinks there's things that shehasn't heard on the show yet that we
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haven't played for Okay, since itsToy Box Tuesday. It is with boating
season, well underway. Play thatsong Big Old Johnson. You see Johnson
is the name of an outboard motor. Yeah, just like Evan Rude did
not know that. Yeah, okayif Jimmy Johnson, yeah, out might
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go over her head then if shedoesn't know what Johnson is an outboard motor
on the boat, it's a brandof outboard motor. Yeah, it's a
brand, Yeah, brand name.In fact, here's what's their commercial sounds
like this is real. You've gotyour Sunrise, you caught a prize,
you Matia, Johnson, Hart andKnights, Summer Old Lights, You your
friends and your Johnson released the TailsWater Trails. You knew your kids and
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your Johnson, Saturday Nights, DistantLights. You, your girl and your
Johnson. I hope you, yourgirl and your Johnson. You and your
Johnson. A way of life wereover fifty years easy, they've been around
a long time. Yeah, wellhere's a song about it. Here you
go. So there I am downat the marina when she walks up and
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says, Skipper, how come younever to take me for a ride on
your skiff? I said, baby, time a board. So she's looking
all around and she says, whatis that? I said, what's what?
She says that? I said,Well, that's my Johnson. She
says, but it's so big.He said, yeah, it's a big
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old Johnson. Out of big oldJohnson. I gotta great big Johnson.
I got a long ship Johnson.I got a big old Johnson. I
got a big old Johnson. Door, need no evan room. You see
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where this is gone? So shesays, how do we get this thing
started? I said, well,first you gotta punt it. She says,
how do I do that? Well, you reach down there and grabbed
that ball and give a little squeeze. She said, like this, just
like that. So there she wassqueezing on my Johnson, squeezing on my
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Johnson. She was squeezing all myJohnson. Yes, squeezing all my Johnson.
She was squeezing all my Johnson.Don Evan Room said, now what
do I do? What? Yougotta set the choke. She said,
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I have to do that. Isaid absolutely. So there she was choking
on my Johnson, choking on myJohnson. She was choking on my Johnson,
all choking on my Johnson. Shewas choking on my Johnson. Door
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ne no heaven. She said,now what so well, you gotta reach
over there and get a good firmgrab, give it a pull. She
said like this, said yeah,just like that. So there she was
rulling on my Johnson, rulling onmy Johnson. She was talking all my
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Johnson. Yeah, pulling on myJohnson. She was pulling all my Johnson.
Dome know every rude and no waywe got. I got a big
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old Johnson. I got a greatbig Johnson. I got along saft Johnson,
got a big old Johnson. Shewas squeezing on my choking on my
pulling on my She says, dowe need some lubrication? No, baby,
it's a four stroke and now youget the job now, you get
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Now I had to explain it.But that's okay. Look she got it.
Oh you laughing. It only getsworse from here on. Thank you,
sure. Glad to Dallas for worstClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
What do you What was that?I don't know, I didn't do
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I heard it. I did it. Oh it sounded like a quiff.
It did like that? Do youbelieve that? Woman? Jesus? Okay,
coming up, we have a pairof Aerosmith tickets for you from now.
You're going to have to identify theproduct in a commercial. But it's
not a toy commercial. No,okay, I'll explain why here a little
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bit later on. Okay, okay, we finally did it. Dallas County
Health and Human Services is reporting thefirst human West Nile virus case in the
county this year. The patient isa male from Dallas, and his personal
information will not be released for confidentialityand privacy reasons. Now, you can
get the West Nile virus from bitesfrom infected mosquitoes. Mosquitoes get the virus
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from feeding on infected words, andthe list just keeps on. Yeah.
The best ways of not getting thevirus is to make sure you are using
insects. Spray with deep or differentEPA approved repellents. When outdoor. Loose
fitting, long and lighter colored clotheswill help prevent mosquito bites when outside.
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Mosquitoes can lay eggs in standing water, so get rid of any standing water
around yeah, and also avoid goingoutdoors from dawn to dusk when mosquitoes are
highly active. Stay inside. Sosince we got our first case of West
Now virus, Professor b Woogie isgonna have to sing his wests. Come
out in professor, step backdoor tosparks hit your Professor Boogie got a little
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musical, A little for you.It's a little about what happened with love
go wrong to the games and wellthat's such a level come on for your
Before I could say hello, we'dbe rubbing in the humping in the final
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lin jello. But nowadays, baby, you don't give a little couchie or
your doers get brought on that maddog twenty twenty. Who care? But
when he was a couple, allour friends would admire us. Now you
treat me like I got the WestNow virus. I took you to the
West heir, and all you didwas flirts. You'll be putting my heart
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in a world to hurt. Theway you act got me more than a
little pert. I'm fitting to haveto kick your cheat mass through the curve.
I'm sorry now that I ever gotyou. Like one of them infected
mosquitoes. I'm fit to have toswatch your if we had to work together,
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would no one harras cause you treatme like I got the West.
Now, our lord, you giveme all the simplers. Baby, I
got Fieve, I got sweating Paul, And now ere time I look at
you, I want to hurt you. I look out, wow, I
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come home yesterday you had strange steamson your clothes. If it wouldn't lock
me a loose staring, I pushedyou in your big nose and used to
be so sweet when I first haveyou. Now you're kissing and me like
an old wounded badger. You factyou up? Get it, you nasty
and skaking. The best part ofyour baby was left in your daddy's hand.
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Here I think I'm gon bang yoursister IRUs because you don't treat me
like I got the West virus.The westdalvarrus blues West Nalvarrus Blues. I
got souls all over them and theystarted doings. I got to West Nalvarrus
blooes No Westdalvarrus Blues. I guessin my love life, I was born
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to lose. But just like dogcrap, I've been to scrape y off
my shoes because you keep giving methe West Valvarrus bones. I can't even
look. We're not Galvarus. Nowit's official Wistal season. Dallas Horse Classic
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Rock lone Star ninety two five TheGreg Kin Band. Now, Greg Kin's
birthday was yesterday. Yeah, turnedseventy four. Now you may remember,
now we've played this before, notthat long ago, but since it was
Greg Kin's birthday, one more time, okay, okay uh. Greg Ken
was a disc jockey in San Francisco, and you will remember when the Rangers
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went to their first World Series andlost to the Giant, right. Well,
we had a bet with Greg Kenon his morning show against our morning
show. If the Rangers won,he had to sing the Eyes of Texas
are upon You on our show,and if we lost, we had to
sing I left my heart in SanFrancisco. But a different kind of a
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different times. Well, just weanswered the phone in this atom. Yeah,
hi, is Tony Bennett there,Tony Bennett up. Oh that's a
good one. They're Greg. I'lltake you Bo and Jim. Look like
first of all, before we sayanother word, you guys got nothing to
hang your head about. You camea long way. Yeah, great team,
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great ownership, you beat the Yankees. God bless you, you wondependent.
You have great fans. I thoughtyou had very classy fans. Great
ballpark. You got Nolan Ryan,a class act all the way, and
you will be back. Oh you'restill not making me feel any better.
Still don't feel any better, butthanks. Hey, oh you listen might
help. We waited from nineteen fiftyfour. Oh you may have a few
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more years. Yeah, frustration ofcoming. It's a long time coming.
And now gentlemen, if you please, well now now of metaphysical wait wait,
be quiet. The Rangers bats arestill sleeping. And congratulation. That
picture yours? What's his name,Linoleum, something like that, the freak.
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Yeah, we love them. Yeah. Anyway, look, here's to
you guys, and I guarantee it. We will see you next year right
here in the World Series. Soare you. Are you a believer.
Yeah, I'm a believer. Itsounds like I'm quoting a monkey. Are
you familiar with a place called Leftyo'duels. Yes, i am. I'd
like to go there at least oncea month and get my corn beef fixed.
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Oh well, Lefty o'duels send usan invitation that anytime we're in the
San Francisco area we get a freebloody Mary. Oh my goodness, bloody
Mary. You know they make thebest corn beef in pastrami in town there.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you'rethere. You don't have a corn
beef. Somebody's gonna beat you up. Something wrong, man. Okay,
right down there on Union Square withall the homeless people. Okay, well,
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with all the homo people, theHomo no, the Homeless Team,
Homeless Peak. It's like night ofliving Dead down there, Union Squared.
To follow you going brains delicious brains. All right, So we've worked it
up for you, and we decidedwe don't want to desecrate the memory of
Tony Bennett, even though he's notdead. No, we we like Tony.
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We hate to really do it TonyBennett style. Well, you want
me to sing along? With you. That would that give it more credible.
Now that Greg, that won't benecessary. Although we appreciate it.
We appreciate it, We've we've workedit up a different way. I hope
you like this version. Okay,all right, here we go because we've
never hedged on a bed in ourlife. I gotta feel of something weird'n
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a pan off, let's go,here we go, Ready, black man,
this is all for you and thepeople, say, and Francisco my
home. We're coming through, loudand clear and ready, Jimmy Undy.
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Ready. The loneliness of Paris seemssomehow suddenly gay. The glory that was
Roma is of another day. I'vebeen terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan.
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I'm going home to my city bythe day I left my heart inside.
It's surprising. So wait a minute, there's another verse. Nout, don't
blow me yet high on a hilland call flew me to be where little
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cable cars climb highway through the startbut nasty morning, fogg mate Childe.
As the golden shower sun shines forme. I love my heart it San
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France. So that's for you andthe people of San Francisco. There,
mister gray. No, it touchedyour right in the heart, didn't you
know? I got a little mistyDallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five. And you may think thatwas the call for Arrowsmith tickets, and
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it is. It is. Okay, here's the contest. I'm going to
play a commercial with the product,of course, strategically removed. You tell
me what the product is, andyou win the Arrowsmith tickets. Okay,
and I'll just tell you. Usuallyon toy Box Tuesday, i'd do a
toy commercial. Right, this isnot a toy commercial. Is it a
box commercial? I ain't gonna takeyou just lifted? All right, tell
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me this product right here and we'llgive you the Errolsmith tickets. Not as
good as this mac and cheese,Well, that's because it's made with me.
What do you mean? Well,I cooked some macaroni and then I
added some cheese, and then Iadded some Wow, I'd cheer like some
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more, but there's none left.Mark tasting. That's how I got here.
Good thing you did. Pasburgers aregreat. That's because they're made with
How do you make those? Well, I'd sliced a tomato, grab some
cheese and let us and I putit all on a bug. Wow,
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I'd sure like another one, butthere's none lefty tasted taste, so you
know it's food product. Yeah,cream it taste two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one twofive. I didn't think you'd have this
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much trouble it is there. It'svery difficult. Okay, let's see if
anybody knows the answer, show tellme what product that is? Sam spam
is right? Wow, Sam gotthat spam turns eighty six years old today.
Wow, that has been of it. Do you like? Do you
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like spam particularly? No? Idon't wanting me neither. No, I'm
I'm not usually that hungry. Butthe products are sold in forty eight different
countries around the world, but Hawaiieats the most spam of all of them.
The inventor, Jay Hormel, rememberthe Hormel Meet Coming. He named
the creation after spice and ham.And they say there are eleven different varieties
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of spam. You can keep alleleven. Actually it's not that bad if
you fry it up like they doin Hawaii a lot of times, try
it up and serve it with eggs. All right, you had to say
eggs didn't you. I tried thatand who is this? My name is
Eric? Eric? All right,Eric, hang on just a minute.
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We got to get some information fromyou. Will hook you up with Aerosmith
takings. Yeah all right, goman? So Eric got that? Yes,
spam eighty six years old? Howabout that? The first can is
still around? Ye open prom okay. I got a little couple more little
things from the toy box. I'mgonna play for you. So hang allum
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from Aerosmith in November to Foreigner andMentalga and are this? The concert calendar
is just filled with all sorts ofgreat shows headed our way here in North
Texas. And you can get allthe info on those shows at lone Star
ninety two five dot com. Youcan also grab the iHeartRadio app Keep Up
with the Bow and them show takeus with you wherever you get all things
classic rock at lone start dot comlone Star ninety two five. Man.
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When I was a teenager, Creamwas it? Oh yeah, yes,
I love that band. Well,rock's first supergroup, Cream started to sour
fifty five years ago today when EricClapton announced they were going to break up
following a farewell tour. The decisionwas made in May of that year during
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a US tour, as tension mountedbetween Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker, who
ended up actually hating each other.Ginger Baker tried to stab Jack Bruce a
couple of times. I think EricClapton was scared of them. Well,
Eric Clapton didn't like that confrontation.Look, guys, we're making a buttload
of money. Let's just calm down. It's about the music. The final
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shows at the Royal Albert Hall Novembertwenty fifth and twenty six, nineteen sixty
eight, were filmed for a BBCdocumentary and released on video as Farewell Concert.
Yes opened both those shows. Wow, here's Eric Clapton talking about what
it was like to be in KareemCream. Was a deep emotional experience with
people that were giants and very verycomplex. Those two other guys in the
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band with me were pretty frightening.I'm very powerful and very intense. Yeah,
and they were trying to kill egetherthe whole very frightening. And you
remember the reunion at Royal Albert Hallthat was in two thousand and five.
Yes, that was a long andit seemed like it was just maybe five
ten years ago. And Eric Clapton'sthe only one that's still a lot.
That's right. Jack Bruce died intwo thousand and fourteen and Ginger Baker in
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two thousand nineteen. Now we've gotthat entire story up on the Bow and
Them page at lone star, Attitudefive dot com. Kill Remember tomorrow's ask
us Stuff Day. You want toleave a question on the ask of Stuff
hotline. The number is two onefour eight six six eight six zero zero.
Another birthday. We don't really playa lot of this guy's music,
but we do play one song.Toby Keith is sixty two years old.
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Wow, we play one song?We play radio station? Yeah no no,
no, no, no, no, no, no no. Doesn't
he live around here. He's gota like a ranch up in North Texas.
Well. We had an interview withToby Keith and a friend of mine
works for him. Okay, solet's play a little bit of the Toby
Keith interview. Then we'll play thatspecial song that you guys always asked for.
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Hey, look who we got.It's Toby Keith. Hey, what's
up, guys? How are yousir? I'll have you know we're drinking
out of red solo cups right now, celebrate all right, a three dog
night reference on the show. Igot to ask you a question. Does
David Milum still work for you?Absolutely? David is an old friend of
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mine from Corsey, Canna, myhometown. I'll be dang. Yeah.
Yeah, he's a production manager andhe has been for years. We'll tell
him. Bo Roberts said hello becauseI hadn't seen him in a while.
Okay, he lives and work.I didn't know that I had his number.
Tell me we're a classic rock stationand we don't play a lot of
your material, but we have playedsmoking weed with Willie. I never smoked
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weed with Willie again? Is thata true story? It is true.
We're in Vegas and his show wasat eight, and I promised Charles Barkley
I was going to be at hisbirthday party at midnight at the Rome Jungle,
and Willie played the ten. Igot up, did a couple of
songs with him, went to thebus and went in Rome. I mean,
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you can't say no to Willie,for gods, no, and it's
the kind that you can't even youcan put all I've ever smoked in a
coffee cup. It's not my highbut I'll tell you what, if you're
just fooling around with it, youdon't need to be fooling around with it,
was Willie because it was chronic.So in other words, don't go
anywhere afterwards. Yeah, I wentand got in the car and they took
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me to my room and I laiddown. I was in bed about eleven
fifteen. I woke up next dayand I had thirty seven text messages.
Where'd you go? We couldn't findyou. I was like, I went
to bad Wine. I said,I'll never smoke. We will again,
And I wrote the song that day. Who is it that's singing that with
you? Is that Vince Gill?No, that's scottiemer Key is a songwright
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and buddy of mine from Florida thatwe wrote Beer from My Horses and uh,
I love this bar some pretty goodsongs. Oh yeah, Rodney Carrington.
Aren't you friends with Rodney too?Yeah? Rodney's a buddy man.
We've known Rodney for years. Iproduced his U. He did an album
of funny songs and I produced thealbum for him, and we did a
movie together, Beer from Horses,you know, And I think we're kind
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of all swimming in the same poolhere because we know most of the same
people. Yeah, yeah, Ithink so. This This album is called
the Bus Songs, and we reallywas the first one and it busted out
everywhere. And then when we writeone of those that we don't think we're
going to record on a real albumto take the radio, you know,
yeah, somebody else say you're gonnarecord that, and we're gonna no,
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it's just a bus song. Thatjust meant that. He played after show
in front of our friends. Andafter fifteen years, I got about forty
of them, and I could probablyreally realistically on record about ten to the
other thirty year way too foul.Well, that's why their bus song,
this is just for everyone on thebus. It's gonna hurt a little at
first when I when I throw oneof those up to a radio guy,
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they say, they just look atme and shake their head and no one
go. Soccer moms would never getaway with that. Soccer moms. Are
you still hanging out with Sammy Hagar? I saw you on Rock and Roll
Road Trip? Yeah yeah, youknow, well, I started going to
Cobble about twenty years ago and hereached out to me down there and and
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then he started calling and then webecame friends and I've jammed with him one
hundred times. Man, he's he'sa good cat. I have a story.
You were playing one night at BillyBobs and Fort Worth and David Milum
said, look, we're all stayingat the Stockyards Hotel, but Toby has
gone ahead and gone on to thenext gig. Do you want his room?
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And me and Debrah said, well, hell yeah, so we got
a free room thanks to Toby Keith, Thank you very much. Did you
get him to change the sheets?No, they probably had to change the
sheets after we got thrown. Ialways heard that Deserve was top shell the
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Lord. I just could not waitto find out for myself. Well,
don't knock hit till you tried it, And I've tried it, my friend,
I'll never smoked Queen with with Itagain. Now he learned a hard
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lesson in a small Texas towel.He fired up a fat boy and he
passed it around. And the lastwords I spoke before they tucked me in
I made discount bungee jump. ButI'll never smoke Queen with Willie again.
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I'm never smoke Queen Leggain, myparty's all over before it began, and
you could pore me some more WhiskeyRiver in my crown. And I'll never
smoke Queen with Whillie again. Hehopped on his old bus a honeysuckle roll.
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The party was Huntsville. It wasafter the show. Alone in the
front, louds just mean him.I took him on friendly puff and the
groom creeper set in. I'll neversmoke weed egg again. My party's all
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over, to fold it again,and then you can call me smoke Whiskey
River, my friend. But I'llnever smoke weed with good Egg again.
Let's go down to Texas Sky andnow we're passing get we're telling good jokes.
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I can tell ones are coming tothem smelling the smoke. No,
I do not partake. I justlet it pass by with a grin on
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my face and a great contact timein the fetal position, with true on
our chin. We broke down asmoke weed with witting the boat in them
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Show Dallas four Worst Classic Rock CloseStar ninety two five Stevie Ray Vault.
By the way, we shall havethose Texas Rangers tickets coming up in the
ticket window. And about twenty no, yeah, about twenty minutes from the
other Guardians are coming to town Fridaynight. Yes, I'm going. That
was my father's day, first gameafter the All Star break. Yes,
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it is. So they got alittle time off they do. Maybe they
can catch their breath a little bit. I think there will be fine man
back on tracks. I don't knowif you remember this. It happened in
nineteen eighty two when people started dyingfrom taking thailan al at tainted thailan.
The man suspected of killing seven peopleby poisoning thailanof died Sunday at the age
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of seventy two. He's been alivethis whole time. Yes, James Lewis
was living in Massachusetts when he died. But the thailand All poisonings from decades
ago took place in the Chicago area. In nineteen eighty two, seven people,
including a twelve year old girl,died from taking thailan all that had
been laced with ceramid. Now I'mnot sure what that is, but it'll
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kill you. Lewis served twelve yearsin jail, but it wasn't directly for
that crime. He was sentenced tojail because he was caught sending an extortion
letter to Johnson and Johnson demanding amillion dollars to stop the killing. That'll
do it. That's like confessing.Yeah. Well, Lewis never confessed or
was found guilty for poisoning the titleNall and even gave the FBI his DNA
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samples back in twenty ten. Thecrime of the Thailand all poisonings was never
officially solved. But once he sentthat letter and they stopped, Yes,
exactly. And he didn't get convictedfor that, No, but he did
it. Isn't that why we havethe problem with opening up Thailand because they
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changed the cat Yeah. Man,if you got any kind of arthritis,
you're not gonna get me pain laterat all. Yeah. And when you
live alone, God bless you.If you get a headache and you try.
Hey. The Four Word Zoo andBotanical Garden adjusted their hours this week
for pretty much the remainder the summerto combat hotter temperatures. Oh yeah,
you're going to open up an hourearly and close an hour early. This
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is the third year that the zooin the Garden have done this. Because
the summer heat is not backing down. The new hours will last for the
rest of this month and through August. With the summer heat really starting to
bake, several Fort Worth attractions areadjusting their hours. We do have a
heat advisory and effect today all theway through tomorrow at nine o'clock tomorrow night.
Oh, it is what it is. Thousands of high school students are
(54:30):
in Dallas this week for the ninetyfifth Texas f FA State Convention. OH.
The annual convention at the K.Bailey Hutchison Convention Center showcases the role
of agriculture in solving real world problems. More than fifteen thousand students will connect
with peers, industry pros, andagricultural science teachers from across the lone Star
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State to celebrate service, leadership,and innovation in Texas agricultural community. More
than one hundred and f scholarships totallymore than two point three million bucks will
also be awarded to graduating seniors.Dallas will host the Texas f f A
State Convention six out of the nextten years, making it one of the
first groups to have its event inthe city's new Convention Center when it opens
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in twenty twenty eight. Cool youdo know I was in FA. Got
origin all over your face bo.Did you have one of those blue corduroys?
Yes? I did, Yes,I did. Weeld you wear at
the school. That's sometimes, butyeah, I was in fad you.
I raised a steer. Did yousell it? Yes? I got one
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hundred and seventy five dollars. What'syour steers name? Elmer sold him to
the book. Well, now there'sall these kinds of challenges that come on
tiktop you know, just don't dothem. At least four people have died
in Alabama, one attempting a dangerousTikTok challenge where they leap off the back
(56:00):
of moving boats and hit the water. The four died when they jumped off
the boat. They literally broke theirneck, you know, basically an instant
death. The TikTok sun is notnew, with videos posted of people jumping
out of moving boats since twenty twenty, but more people are trying to challenge
(56:20):
as they're out on the water duringsummer moment. This has been around for
three years. Yes, and nobodyheard about other people dying. Well,
apparently, you get the boat upto a fast speed and you jump off
the back of Hitting the water froma moving boat is like hitting concrete from
jumping off a three story building.And the thing is is, you know
all those challenges were filmed, ofcourse they are expert added that wearing a
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life jacket while jumping out of aboat a boat would not be able to
prevent serious injuries or death. Theonly way to be safe is to not
frigging do it. That's just insane. And here's the story of Ricky Valerie
Kolli. She has won the MissNetherlands crown. She will become the second
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openly transgender woman to participate in theMiss Universe page A Dutch model and actress
hails from the city of Breda inthe south of the Netherlands. She previously
competed on the TV series Holland's NextTop Model. The Miss Universe pageant first
started to allow transgender participation in twentytwelve, and the first openly transgender woman
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competed in twenty eighteen. Now notransgender woman has the Miss Universe title,
yet more are beginning to enter thepreliminary pageants, with Daniella Oralgo Gonzalez at
to compete for the Miss Puerto Ricotitle next month. Cole, who underwent
gender reaffirming surgery, just this pastJanuary, wrote in an Instagram post following
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the procedure that she changed her namefrom rick to Ricky when she was just
eleven years old. She knew thatthat Young Miss Universe two thousand competition will
be held in El Salvador later thisyear. Are you gonna go? Yeah?
Yeah, I'm a back up andgo to El Salvador. Y'all can
handle this this Blue Crape. Reservationsopen yesterday for the twenty seventh annual DFW
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Restaurant Week COOH, the annual eventwhere more than one hundred local restaurants of
course North across North Texas offer primemeals at discounted rates. The event runs
August seventh and runs through August thirteenth. However, select restaurants hold a preview
weekend August third through the sixth,and most eateries extend dining through September third.
Reservations can be made either by callingthe restaurant directly or through open table
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on DFW Restaurantweek dot com. Besure to specify that the reservation is for
DFW Restaurant Week when you're booking it. Does he a list of participating restaurants.
Learn more about each dining option.To see how much money is donated
from each meal, just visit TFWRestaurant Week. Yet, and the United
States Postal Service has a morbid problemon their hand. Why the delivery office
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is in possession of four hundred andfifty two packages of unidentified cremated remains that
never found their final resting place.Turns out that shipping remains through ups comes
with some strict shipping rules. Bea priority mayor. So Grandpa may not
make him back, yet, you'llfind him later. Dallas Force Classic Rock
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Alone Star ninety two five. JoeWalsh of the Eagles confirms that the title
of the Eagles Farewell Tour, theLong Goodbye, implies what it is,
a long goodbye because they're not goinganywhere anytime soon. Yeah, he says,
we are in our seventies and werecognize that we can't do this forever.
But I think people like BB Kingsaid an example, which is there's
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no reason to stop unless you justcan't do it. I mean BB King
toured until he was almost nighty rightnow. The Long Goodbye Tour was Steely
Dan opening gets underway September seventh atMedicine Square Garden in New York. So
far, there's no date set forus here in North Texas, but that
will probably change very very What doyou want to bet early twenty twenty four?
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Do you think so? Yeah?Okay, I think so, because
they said that the tour is goingto continue through twenty twenty five. Yeah,
so I think what they'll be comingto day. We have that whole
story up on the boone and thenpage at lone star dot com. Speaking
of tickets, don't we have Rangerstickets for someone? Yeah? Man Adam,
he's at Give of Cleveburne, isgoing to see the Rangers Friday night
take on the Guardians of Cleveland.Not the Galaxy, the Guardians of Cleveland.
(01:00:45):
Yes, they showed Guardians of theGalaxy too, least not on TBS.
It is. I checked it out. I was just thinking that when
I was hearing him the City bythe Eagles. I watched the Warriors again
for the umpteenth time. Oh really, how great is that? So I
just I just really somebody was pipingup about that. They showed a picture
of the uh, the guys inthe uniforms, the Yankee uniforms. Oh,
(01:01:07):
the baseball Fury. Yeah, withtheir faces all painted up. Somebody
showed that and it got me tothinking. And whoever posted it too said,
I have not seen that movie sinceit came out. I need to
see it. Yeah, it's justone of those guilty places. Do you
remember the girl debraven Walkenberg. Yes, yes, she was on some TV
show with Ted Baxter. Yes,what was that? Not Full House?
(01:01:30):
But yes, that's right she was. She was a dark haired daughter.
Yeah. Then they had the blondegirl daughter and Ted Baxter a big night.
Look at that. You live andyou learn all around reminiscing. Yes,
we are just sitting here doing absolutelyno good right now, just reminiscing.
(01:01:51):
Hey. Lone Star nineteen two fivecelebrates the return of the Global Citizen
Festival September twenty three in New YorkCity's Central Park. It's the biggest artists
on the planet, including the RedHot Chili Peppers, uniting with world leaders
to demand action to end extreme poverty. You can earn your ticket by downloading
the Global Citizen app or visit GlobalCitizen Festival dot com to start taking action.
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More info at lone Star ninety twofive dot com. Steven Tyler's About
to Fall Over brought me up.Okay, here we are Tuesday, Toybox
Tuesday, which means tomorrow's Wednesday,which is ask a stuff. So if
you got a question, won't youcall the Asking Stuff online leave it there
(01:02:38):
when you hear the two one foureight six six eighty six hundred will answer
your question on the air. Imean, you could look it up yourself.
But that's why we're here to dothe hard work fight where you go
bo. Now, listen, I'vealready seen a bunch of them come through,
so I'm very anxious to see whatI find tomorrow morning here. Yeah,
it's in anxious to see if anyof the questions are going to be
(01:03:00):
Oh that's a good one. Arewhat? Sometimes those are good too,
though? What because we all learnedsomething? Yeah, we learned something.
We learned something that people do alot of drugs this time now, now,
no I judging nobody. Okay,let's look at time wasters here that
we have got plenty to choose fromtoday. So Ozzy Osbourne has pulled out
(01:03:22):
of the Power Trip festival. Heposted a very emotional note on his social
media yesterday talking about how he hadmade the painful decision to pull out of
the event. Due to what elsehealth reasons. You know, when he
announced this, I thought, firstof all, it was a long way
away. Yeah, and I'm thinkinghe can't be doing that well. Sharon
(01:03:44):
Osborne said that he didn't know whathe was doing. Nobody wants to see
him in a chair chair no,no, even if it is a huge
old throne on the stage. Sothey have not announced who the replacement will
be, but we have the wholestory up on our page. Power Trip
set for the weekend of Octo oversix in Indio, California, where they
have Coachella. Even though Osby's out, you can still see Guns N' Roses,
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Iron Maiden, ac DC, Metallicaand Moore Another time. Waister Graham
Nash receiving the John Lennon Real LoveAward at the forty third annual John Lennon
Tribute Concert Saturday, December second,in New York City. Proceeds from this
event go to charity, including theJohn Lennon Real Love Project. It's a
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songwriting program. This remains the onlyevent, the only Lennon tribute concert in
the world that is sanctioned by Yokooh No. We've got all the details
on this tribute show and Graham Nash'saward that he's going to be receiving.
Also a David Crosby tribute concert inSanta Barbara, California, next month.
We've got details on that. Andyou talked about this earlier, bou how
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it was fifty five years ago todaythat Cream started to sour they decided that
they were going to break up.We've got that story. Also, if
you'd like to check out some Creammusic, we've got that up for you.
And Rock is now part of theBarbie World. Slash and Wolfgang van
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Halen play guitar on I'm Just Ken, a song that Ryan Gosling sings on
the Barbie soundtrack. You don't thinkof Rock and Barbie World going together,
really, no, But you knowwhat Wolfgang posted yesterday. He's also his
guitar work is throughout the movie.He's on the movie score. So now
I gotta go see the new Barbie. Yeah, you and how many other
(01:05:33):
girls. She's gonna be really goodor it's gonna just kind of lay there.
I think it's gonna be pretty stupid. I think, well they're playing
it like it's yes yes other timewaisters, Peeping Tom's better not mess with
this Texas mom. See a momfrom Lake Jackson take down a peeping tom
(01:05:53):
after police were not able to getthe guy. She's show enough did and
we've got the video up to proveit. Just go to the bone.
Then page lone star dot com loneStar ninety two five. Well, there
goes another broadcast day. Of course, it's not like the station signing off
after we leave. Now'll be here. Just another toy box Tuesday, the
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toybox today in the books. Yeah, I always like going into the archives
and seeing what people request because anendless number of toys in that toy box.
Well, it's been building for aquite several years, something like forty
years. Also tomorrow, ask usstuff day, think us some good questions
(01:06:38):
or question and give us a callto one four eight six six eighty six
hundred. Leave your question there,we'll answer it on the air and we'll
play Choose your dues for those Arrowsmithstakes. And there's a theme, isn't
there. There's gonna be a theme. Good, there is. You'll just
have to wait and find out whatthe theme is. Okay. Now,
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next is our after show decompression session, where we just kind of unwide and
go oh, man, I gottatake a break after that. But we
don't. We'll go right tim we'lljust be s In fact, I just
saw something that we could talk about, and it's the latest update on Jamie
Fox. Yeah, he's doing muchbetter. He was out playing golf at
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Top Golf. He was in.But there's something else you don't know about.
It just happened three minutes ago.Oh, i'll tell you about that
on the After Show. Well,let's find out right, that's why we're
here. Our buddy Raj the comedian. Yeah, he had a post yesterday
and it was a picture of JamieFox on that boat. Yeah. They
spotted him on in Chicago and hegoes, Jamie Fox, My, that's
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Richard Nixon Nion. Okay, whateveryou saying made me laugh out loud.
All right, So we'll see youon the After Show and we'll see you
tomorrow for ASCU stuff day. Comeon coming up. Get ready. Time
for us to get on out ofhere. It's time for us to go bye.
Hello, boys and girls and futurescientists. It's time once again for mister
Wizard and his little friend Timmy.Hello mister Wizard, Well, hello Timmy.
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Today, Timmy, we're going totake an old spatula, an inner
tube, and some Macaroni noodles tomake a nuclear reactor. Jay, mister
Wizard art nuclear reactors dangerous, no, Timmy, But old spatulas are.
They can poke your little eyes out. So I'll have to ask you to
wear these goggles, Wizard. Yes, Timmy, remember those diagrams you showed
me last week? Well I suredo, Timmy. Well how do turtles?
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Joy? Timmy, This is science, not a broo haha. Now
see those glass tube and hose?What it is? It's a divice.
So I made out of a vaseand an old garden hose to demonstrate how
different molecules can combine to form anoble gas. Are we going to discover
the secret of life? Mister Wizard. We will if we're not careful,
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Timmy. Now watch how this flamejumps in a flash when I pass it
down on this nozzle. You knowwhat it's called? Jump and jack fly.
It's a gas, Timmy. Yougot it, mister wizard, Timmy,
you knocked over the model brain caseon loan from the high school.
What am I gonna tell mister DurfyWe'll pick out mister Timmy. Whatever you
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do, don't squeeze the brain toohard. Oh no, you did it,
Timmy. You punctured our lady offatamas Medullah appaglottys my head, mister
wizzard. Now you just clean upthat brain, Timmy. The brain is
a terrible thing to waste. Don'tyou forget that. Now I'll prepare our
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noodles for nuclear fusion. Well,I'm gonna take this, mister wizard.
That's not an aspirin, Timmy.It looks like an asp and it's not
Timmy dressed drugs, Timmy, Timmy, that till was designed to stun buffaloes
when mixed with buffalo food. Timmy, Oh Timmy, who Timmy, Dammy
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God's sake, Sit down, Timmyright now? What what this be a
lesson to you? Timmy and allof Timmy's little friends out there, never
temporal with the awesome powers of science. Science is in your future, Timmy.
Future is in your hand, andI have to eat what all his
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hands done. Post it on TimmyI am sitting down, means mister wizard,
timmy right. You know, therereally was a real mister wizard there
was. His name was Don Herbert. Oh okay. He was on TV
in the fifties and sixties and partof the seventies and he would have turned
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one hundred and six years Oh didyou learn science from mister wizard? Kind
of? I just want there usedto be this whole guy on Channel thirteen
that looks like a mad scientist.Yeah, and he was always talking like
this whenever Redos paramount. I can'tremember what his name was, but he
was like, man, I'm scaredof this guy. Yeah, I don't
want him get pissed off at me. I remember when they would have these
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like school assemblies where they would bringthose science guys and of course, like
you put your hand on that likebig old ball and oh yeah, all
your hair would stand on end.I don't know how that's gonna help the
world, but this is still cooland it got us out of class.
Damn right, anything get you outof class. You know. It was
always great in class when you sawhim wheeling into television yeah yeah, or
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a projector because you were gonna watchsomething that has nothing to do with the
class. You're end and get somesleep. Get some sleep. That's where
you learn to sleep without falling oryou put your head in your hand.
Yeah, and if you fall over, you wake up. I always paid
attention of the movies because, especiallyin our history class, Coach Watkins,
he was one of the football coaches, showed mister Magoo movies for our history.
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So I learned history from mister MagooOhoo again. Yes, today,
as a toy box Tuesday, Ihad a couple of requests, people wanting
me to play something for you andokay that we hadn't played yet. As
we celebrate National Free Slurpee Day becauseit's national seven eleven days July eleventh,
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So all you had to do isget a free slurpie is walk in here
and say give him my damn slurWell, don't do it like that,
don't be nice, don't be sayplease damn slurpee. Please, got off
my damn slurpie, please before Itake a wheeze on the floor, Robert
says, And I'm giving him out. We told you yesterday it was National
blueberry Day. Yeah, today's NationalBlueberry muffin Day. Yeah, greatness.
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Okay, all right, I couldtake a double day some how about it?
How about a lemon blueberry muffin?Those are good, But it's not
National Lemon blueberry muffin Day. It'sNational State Fair Food Day. Oh yes,
that's what it meant. More ifit was observed in late September,
you know, like when the statefairs. But I think right now is
when they're going to start the judgingto see what the new state fair foods
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are gonna be. Plus there's otherstate fairs there I know, but they
started September normally. Yeah, butwho does it? And they're in the
summer, My god. Not inCalifornia. When is it? It's the
mid mid state fair state in thepast of robles. I think that goes
on like in the July or August. Oh wow, yeah, nice weather,
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yeah, nice and sweaty. It'sWorld Population Day, since we're all
a part of this eight billion peopleon this planet, we celebrate every day
and don't even know National American PetPhoto Day. I guess you're supposed to
take a picture of your pet thatevery day. I'm sure it's National mohito
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Day made with white rum, limejuice, sugar, mint and sparkling water
ratings. Mm hmm. It isalso National Swimming Pool Day. Should go
for a swim in a pool,Okay, if you don't mind putting your
head underwater with all people's you're init. Yeah, of course right now,
and you're water yeah exactly, andwe have a heat advisory, so
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you know it's gonna be warm bathwater. Yeah. Man, Cow Appreciation Day,
Okay, I appreciate cow every timeI have a hamburger. That's right,
it, casey. I appreciate NationalCheer Up the Lonely Day wools about
a buckle you're lonely about? Andit's International Essential Oils Day. I don't
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know who makes these days up,but I'm just bringing you the innate oils
companies. Oh yeah, okay,that's what it did. Yeah, you
know we need to sell some moreessential oils us whole day of it and
maybe some stupid jerkle buy a bunchof essential oils not even knowing what they're
there. But are the oils reallythat essential? Yeah? Very much?
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So how much do you need certainoils? You sure need motor oil for
your car? You do? Yousure need cooking oil, dude, that's
not the essential oils they're talking about, so they're not No, they're talking
about like eucalyptus oil, okay,lab oil, not three and one yeah,
three and one oil, No,not bardall. No, I don't
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think that's what they're talking about.Okay, you get ready for sports of
oils oil. Oh, Dallas didn'tdo it, but we tie expected that.
And don't forget Arrowsmith tickets at sevenfifth days, that's right, Kers
tickets at a party. My goodness, coming all this entertainment into one for
our We don't try. Don't askme, but I don't know. I
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don't even know what he really doesn'tknow. Yeah, what's he talking about?
I don't know? Neither does heapparently haying sports fans and six thirty.
It's not my first sports of allsorts. So I was rooting for
Dallas Dollas. But now Vladimir Guerrerowon the Major League Home Run Derby in
two thousand and seven. Sixteen yearslater, his son achieved the same feat.
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That's right. Toronto Blue Jays AllStar first baseman Vladimir Guerrero Junior won
the twenty twenty three home Run Derbyat T Mobile Park in Seattle. Last
night. You've seen that guy.Yeah, he's a big old Yeah.
With that victory, Vladimir Vladimir andVladimir Junior are the first father son duo
to win the event. Garrero Juniorjust edged out Tampa Bay's All Star outfielder
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Randy Arrows Arena by a score oftwenty five to twenty three in the final.
Both players were looking to become thefirst Derby champion from their respective clubs.
The Major League Baseball All Star festivitiesconclude with the Midsummer Classic between the
American League and the National League tonight from T Mobile Park in Seattle.
The American League is on a ninegame wins streak, but that's not the
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longest in the history of the Exhibition. The National League won eleven in a
row from nineteen seventy two to nineteeneighty two. And since the game no
longer determines home field advantage in theWorld Series, which it should, Yeah,
it should, the best reason towatch is probably if you have some
money writing on it. American Leagueour favorites to win with that Texas Rangers
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infield. We've got four players inthe infield. How great is that?
Well? Incredible? I hope someof them wins come to us. Yes,
you can catch that the classic tonight, the Ulstar game on Fox four.
I believe it's seven o'clock and theAll Star break. Is it time
for Rangers to recharge, reset,refocus after they endured a grueling, awful
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stretch that included seventeen consecutive days witha game and thirty in their last thirty
one day. They've had a groulingschedule. Oh man. This concluded with
a disappointing series loss to the lastplace Washington Nationals over the weekend. See,
we were going to sure on theweekend, just brush these guys,
especially by winning Friday night, dropthe last two. After losing four of
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their last five series and seeing eacharea of their game breakdown over the last
month, the Rangers now find themselvesonly two games ahead of the Astros in
the American League West. Too close, after spending all but one day in
first place in the first half,with the lead that reached as high as
six games back on June twenty eighth. Yeah, but they're still in first
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place. I know there were therewere two games ahead of the Astros on
Friday. The Astros keep losing.Please the Major League baseball season is usually
a roller coaster, and in thiscase, the Rangers are at a pretty
low point right now. The hopeis now that the rest allows them to
get back on the rise after thebreak. Now you remember how everybody says
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after the All Star Game, theRangers really do crappy. I don't think,
I don't think. See, theyused to fall apart. This is
a completely different ballgame. But thenagain, sometimes when the Rangers were doing
extra crappie after the All Star break, they started winning for a while.
So there you go. You neverknow how this is gonna go. One
can exactly. Okay, so youkind of understand the game of cricket and
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you want to learn more about thegame. Well, this will be your
chance to see live games this weekand slowly figure out this sport. Six
days a Major League Cricket begins Thursdayin Grand Prairie, and the inaugural game
featuring the Texas Super Kings will beplayed before a full house. DFW's Texas
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Super Kings host the Los Angeles NightRiders at seven thirty pm at Grand Prairie
Stadium, the former home of theGrand Prairie Air Hoogs. Minor League baseball
time. We're right near Lone StarPark. We went to a couple of
games we did. Now both teamswill feature global cricket superstars playing alongside the
best domestic talent. Don't ask meto any of these are Are they gonna
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have national television coverage too? Idon't know about national television coverage. I
think you'll be able to probably likegoogle it, yeah, you know,
to find it. But I don'tthink there's gonna be national TV coverage.
Not yet. Tickets are selling fastfor other matches than they expect future sellouts
as well. Thursday's game is thefirst of eight to be played at the
park between July thirteenth and July eighteenth. All right, well. Disgraced sports
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doctor Larry Nasser, who convicted ofsexually abusing female gymnast, was stabbed multiple
times during an altercation at with anotherinmate at a federal prison in Florida.
Oh my goodness. Oh I hopehe's okay, two people familiar with the
matter told the Associated Press the attackhappens Sunday at the United States Penitentiary Coleman
in Florida. The people said Nassarwas in stable condition yesterday, so he's
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getting through it. He had beenstabbed in the back and in the chest.
The prison was experiencing staffing shortages,and the two officers assigned to the
unit where Nassar was held, we'reworking mandated overtime shifts and we're probably sleeping.
Probably. Nasa is the serving thedecades in prison for convictions in state
and federal courts. He admitted sexuallyassaulting athletes when he worked at Michigan State
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University and USA Gymnastics, which trainsolympians. Separately, Nasa pleaded guilty to
possessing child pornography. Oh, I'mtrying to feel sorry for the guy that
I just can't. I just can'tfeel sorry, can't. The US men's
national soccer team eliminated Canada in thetwenty twenty three CONCAF Gold Cup quarterfinals at
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TQL Stadium, home of FC Cincinnati, in a thrilling penalty shootout. That's
about his big a picture, Icould pay for you God. It reached
that point after both nations were tiedat two and two at the end of
extra time, but with all thegoals arrived immediately late, well, then
the game needed to be decided bya shootout. The US men's team will
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now face Panama and semifinals tomorrow.Kickoff time from snap Dragon Stadium, home
of the NWSL's San Diego Wave,is slated for six thirty hour time.
Mexico and Jamaica formed the semifinal matchupand are on the other end of the
bracken and EA Sports has chosen thelate Kobe Bryant as a cover athlete for
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NBA two K twenty four video game. It's a standard edition that features a
younger Kobe Bryant going up for adunk, along with a Black Mamba edition
that features him later in his career. It's the second year in a row
that EA has chosen a dead personfor a game cover, as Madden featured
the late John Madden on the coveras well. And Green Bay Packers I
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mean Packers running back Aaron Jones hasfound another sport to compete in the off
season's cornhole. No, it's notthat. It's called beanbag toss where I'm
from. Well, ESPN had thecornhole tournament on Friday night, so yes,
but they're calling it the wrong sport. You want me to file a
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complaint with that? Yes, Okay, tell them stop It. Jones and
his teammate professional cornholer Yeddie Irwan wona regional tournament over the weekend in Milwaukee,
which qualifies them for the Super Wholefour championship in rock Kill, South
Carolina, August fourth. The Packerstraining camp starts on July twenty six,
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but the team does have an offday on the four, so Jones could
be able to attend. Vikings runningback Alexander Madison and Bill's defensive tackle Tim
Settle Junior have also qualified for SuperWhole four. Yeah, I wouldn't want
that title. Speaking of super holes, how's your mother? You know it
(15:50):
was coming. Now you're looking rightat me, and that's why he's gonna
say something. He's got the freakingFull File next on the bond. You
know you get double vision from drinkingway too many doubles. Dalla Forward's classic
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rock a lone Star ninety two.I remember tomorrow he's ask us stuffy,
So call the ask Us Stuff Hotline. Leave us a good question two one,
four, eight, six, sixeighty six hundred. We'll answer it
on the air flight. Now itis time for the freaking full File.
Man found dead in a freezer inMinnesota, was hiding from police and somehow
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thought hiding in an old freezer wasthe answer to his continued free The body
of thirty four year old Brandon LeeBushman of babbitt And, Minnesota, was
found in a freezer in the basementof an unoccupied home. Investigators believed that
Bushman was in the house hiding becausethere was an active warrant for his arrest,
and police believed that he got intothe freezer to hide on his own
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accord, perhaps because officers were inthe area looking for him. The freezer
was an older model that could notbe opened from the inside, so once
he shut the door, he wasin there to stay. What a horrible
way to go in the freezer.And the Toronto Zoo is asking visitors to
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help limit screen time for certain primatesby refraining from showing cell phorn pe porn
videos to the gorillas. Why wouldyou do that? The zoo posted signs
outside the gorilla enclosure asking visitors notto use their phones to show photos or
porn videos to the gorillas, assome content can be upsetting and affect their
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relationships and behavior within their families.They've got vision that good to focus in
on that listen, they're not allthat much even if it's human porn.
Holly Ross, and behavioral husbandry supervisorat the zoo, said keepers have not
yet noticed any significant behavior changes inthe primates, but officials want to ensure
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the animals lives remain as natural aspossible, and since they don't apparently have
cell phones in the jungle, itmight be wise to keep them from going
crazy over a video showing porn,which is what people are showing the gorillas.
That's just crazy funny, though,officials said the gorilla named Nasa has
been showing a particular interest in theseporn videos on people's phones. Of course,
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Nasa and his fellow gorillas are alreadyallowed to watch videos, including nature
documentaries, under controlled circumstances. Ohbut they can't get like the Spice channel.
No no no, no, nono no. I'd tell you they
didn't watch that nature stuff. Butthey want to see some more porn because
I wonder if they tell one another, hey, let's try that. Well.
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Police swooped in on a home followingreports by a concerned neighbor of us
screaming woman. So cops feared thatsomeone was being tortured inside this home.
Three police cars had been dispatched tothe property before officers realized that the sounds
were not coming from a woman beingtortured. They were coming from a yellow
Amazon parent named Freddy Freddy. Thepets owner, Steve Wood, said he
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was stunned when the police knocked athis door and added that he felt a
wave of panic. The bird keeper, or retired policeman, assured the officers
the noises were coming from his threeyear old pet. Wood, who keeps
twenty two parrots in this house,recorded a video of the aftermas, saying
this is brilliant. This has mademy ear. Thank you so very much.
Two officers who had attended Wood's homecould be seen in the video laughing
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along with him after they figured outwhat was going on and that there was
no one in any danger. Andyou gotta give this guy an a for
effort. A man police say useda disabled fire exit to repeatedly steal several
shopping carts filled with goods from aMississippi Walmart store was arrested. Finally,
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on Sunday, forty seven year oldJoseph Hollingsworth was arrested in tick Fall,
Louisiana. Yeah and faces six countsof commercial burglary after police say he was
spotted going in and out of thePicky un Mississippi Walmart over a seven hour
period in late June. Police sayhe was wearing a vest similar to Walmart
employees as he committed the crimes,filling several shopping carts with goods and even
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stealing two large kayaks in the brozessand nobody suspected anything was going on because
the Hollingsworth looked just like a Walmartemployee. Police said he used a disabled
fire exit to go in and outof the store unnoticed, and if anybody
did notice, they just thought heworked there. Yeah. That Hollingsworth is
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also suspected of similar thefts at aSlide l Louisiana Walmart as well. So
he gets around this Walmart in vestof his has come in very handy.
It is. Now, when itcomes to naming your baby, you of
course have the final sage on thename you choose, no matter what other
people might think of it. That'syour child. You're going to name your
child whatever you want. However,if you're going for something outside the box,
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you should be prepared for some peopleto judge your choice of names.
That's exactly what happened to one womanwho revealed she wants to name her daughter
after her grandparents, as she's decidedto merge all their names together into one
Moniker despite people telling her it's anawful idea, don't do that to that
child. The mom to be explainedthat her two grandfathers were both named Christopher,
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and that her grandmothers were named Quinnand Florence, and she wanted to
fit all of them into her daughter'sname. But instead of choosing one name
for her first name and another namefor the middle name, yes, she
smashed the aims together to create hernew first name for her daughter and sounds
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very nasty. Naturally, several peoplepointed out that the kid's first name sounded
like Quiffer. Oddly enough, theexpecting mother had never heard of the word
queen and had no idea what itmeans. She's had a sheltered life.
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How do you spell that? Qu I F p O p h e
R. But would people say itsound like quiffer? Child? That's child
abused right there? It is.They may have just named her vage gas.
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Okay, see, we're just tellingyou if you've cut up with a
name like that, there's people likeus that are gonna have fun with it,
which we just did. Thank Howabout you supersize your lunch today with
classic rock blocks from your favorite solike Led Zeppelin or Tom Patty. You
take care of the lunch and we'lltake care of the blocks. Deb's lunch
blocks weekdays at noon here on loneStar plus. If you hit up lone
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Star ninety two five dot com,you can actually build a block yourself and
then we'll serve up a listener suggestionor two. Deb's lunch blocks on Dallas
fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five, Dallas Horst Classic Rock Lowns
Star ninety two five, and agrinding in her chair because she's married to
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Steve Perry. It's just if StevePerry doesn't know it yet. Yes,
ye, yet, the operative wordis yet. And you guys have heard
of Infinite Journey. Yes, I'llbe hosting a Summer in the Concert series
Thursday night with Infinite Journey over thereat Grandscape. I hope you can come
out and join us Fursday night.Yeah, man, it's a little rough
of me Thursday nine. While you'renot going I'm doing Okay, you go
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right in, all right, Okay, Tomorrow Ask a Stuff Day. They
Ask a Stuff Hotline two one foureight six six eighty six hundred calling and
leave us a question there and we'llanswer it on the air. Now Toy
Box Tuesday. This email came fromRay Watson, who's always looking out for
Anna and thinks there's things that shehasn't heard on the show yet that we
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haven't played for Okay, since itsToy Box Tuesday. It is with boating
season, well underway. Play thatsong Big Old Johnson. You see Johnson
is the name of an outboard motor. Yeah, just like Evan Rude did
not know that. Yeah, okayif Jimmy Johnson, yeah, out might
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go over her head then if shedoesn't know what Johnson is an outboard motor
on the boat, it's a brandof outboard motor. Yeah, it's a
brand, Yeah, brand name.In fact, here's what's their commercial sounds
like this is real. You've gotyour Sunrise, you caught a prize,
you Matia, Johnson, Hart andKnights, Summer Old Lights, You your
friends and your Johnson released the TailsWater Trails. You knew your kids and
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your Johnson, Saturday Nights, DistantLights. You, your girl and your
Johnson. I hope you, yourgirl and your Johnson. You and your
Johnson. A way of life wereover fifty years easy, they've been around
a long time. Yeah, wellhere's a song about it. Here you
go. So there I am downat the marina when she walks up and
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says, Skipper, how come younever to take me for a ride on
your skiff? I said, baby, time a board. So she's looking
all around and she says, whatis that? I said, what's what?
She says that? I said,Well, that's my Johnson. She
says, but it's so big.He said, yeah, it's a big
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old Johnson. Out of big oldJohnson. I gotta great big Johnson.
I got a long ship Johnson.I got a big old Johnson. I
got a big old Johnson. Door, need no evan room. You see
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where this is gone? So shesays, how do we get this thing
started? I said, well,first you gotta punt it. She says,
how do I do that? Well, you reach down there and grabbed
that ball and give a little squeeze. She said, like this, just
like that. So there she wassqueezing on my Johnson, squeezing on my
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Johnson. She was squeezing all myJohnson. Yes, squeezing all my Johnson.
She was squeezing all my Johnson.Don Evan Room said, now what
do I do? What? Yougotta set the choke. She said,
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I have to do that. Isaid absolutely. So there she was choking
on my Johnson, choking on myJohnson. She was choking on my Johnson,
all choking on my Johnson. Shewas choking on my Johnson. Door
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ne no heaven. She said,now what so well, you gotta reach
over there and get a good firmgrab, give it a pull. She
said like this, said yeah,just like that. So there she was
rulling on my Johnson, rulling onmy Johnson. She was talking all my
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Johnson. Yeah, pulling on myJohnson. She was pulling all my Johnson.
Dome know every rude and no waywe got. I got a big
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old Johnson. I got a greatbig Johnson. I got along saft Johnson,
got a big old Johnson. Shewas squeezing on my choking on my
pulling on my She says, dowe need some lubrication? No, baby,
it's a four stroke and now youget the job now, you get
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Now I had to explain it.But that's okay. Look she got it.
Oh you laughing. It only getsworse from here on. Thank you,
sure. Glad to Dallas for worstClassic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
What do you What was that?I don't know, I didn't do
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I heard it. I did it. Oh it sounded like a quiff.
It did like that? Do youbelieve that? Woman? Jesus? Okay,
coming up, we have a pairof Aerosmith tickets for you from now.
You're going to have to identify theproduct in a commercial. But it's
not a toy commercial. No,okay, I'll explain why here a little
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bit later on. Okay, okay, we finally did it. Dallas County
Health and Human Services is reporting thefirst human West Nile virus case in the
county this year. The patient isa male from Dallas, and his personal
information will not be released for confidentialityand privacy reasons. Now, you can
get the West Nile virus from bitesfrom infected mosquitoes. Mosquitoes get the virus
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from feeding on infected words, andthe list just keeps on. Yeah.
The best ways of not getting thevirus is to make sure you are using
insects. Spray with deep or differentEPA approved repellents. When outdoor. Loose
fitting, long and lighter colored clotheswill help prevent mosquito bites when outside.
(30:18):
Mosquitoes can lay eggs in standing water, so get rid of any standing water
around yeah, and also avoid goingoutdoors from dawn to dusk when mosquitoes are
highly active. Stay inside. Sosince we got our first case of West
Now virus, Professor b Woogie isgonna have to sing his wests. Come
out in professor, step backdoor tosparks hit your Professor Boogie got a little
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musical, A little for you.It's a little about what happened with love
go wrong to the games and wellthat's such a level come on for your
Before I could say hello, we'dbe rubbing in the humping in the final
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lin jello. But nowadays, baby, you don't give a little couchie or
your doers get brought on that maddog twenty twenty. Who care? But
when he was a couple, allour friends would admire us. Now you
treat me like I got the WestNow virus. I took you to the
West heir, and all you didwas flirts. You'll be putting my heart
(31:30):
in a world to hurt. Theway you act got me more than a
little pert. I'm fitting to haveto kick your cheat mass through the curve.
I'm sorry now that I ever gotyou. Like one of them infected
mosquitoes. I'm fit to have toswatch your if we had to work together,
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would no one harras cause you treatme like I got the West.
Now, our lord, you giveme all the simplers. Baby, I
got Fieve, I got sweating Paul, And now ere time I look at
you, I want to hurt you. I look out, wow, I
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come home yesterday you had strange steamson your clothes. If it wouldn't lock
me a loose staring, I pushedyou in your big nose and used to
be so sweet when I first haveyou. Now you're kissing and me like
an old wounded badger. You factyou up? Get it, you nasty
and skaking. The best part ofyour baby was left in your daddy's hand.
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Here I think I'm gon bang yoursister IRUs because you don't treat me
like I got the West virus.The westdalvarrus blues West Nalvarrus Blues. I
got souls all over them and theystarted doings. I got to West Nalvarrus
blooes No Westdalvarrus Blues. I guessin my love life, I was born
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to lose. But just like dogcrap, I've been to scrape y off
my shoes because you keep giving methe West Valvarrus bones. I can't even
look. We're not Galvarus. Nowit's official Wistal season. Dallas Horse Classic
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Rock lone Star ninety two five TheGreg Kin Band. Now, Greg Kin's
birthday was yesterday. Yeah, turnedseventy four. Now you may remember,
now we've played this before, notthat long ago, but since it was
Greg Kin's birthday, one more time, okay, okay uh. Greg Ken
was a disc jockey in San Francisco, and you will remember when the Rangers
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went to their first World Series andlost to the Giant, right. Well,
we had a bet with Greg Kenon his morning show against our morning
show. If the Rangers won,he had to sing the Eyes of Texas
are upon You on our show,and if we lost, we had to
sing I left my heart in SanFrancisco. But a different kind of a
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different times. Well, just weanswered the phone in this atom. Yeah,
hi, is Tony Bennett there,Tony Bennett up. Oh that's a
good one. They're Greg. I'lltake you Bo and Jim. Look like
first of all, before we sayanother word, you guys got nothing to
hang your head about. You camea long way. Yeah, great team,
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great ownership, you beat the Yankees. God bless you, you wondependent.
You have great fans. I thoughtyou had very classy fans. Great
ballpark. You got Nolan Ryan,a class act all the way, and
you will be back. Oh you'restill not making me feel any better.
Still don't feel any better, butthanks. Hey, oh you listen might
help. We waited from nineteen fiftyfour. Oh you may have a few
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more years. Yeah, frustration ofcoming. It's a long time coming.
And now gentlemen, if you please, well now now of metaphysical wait wait,
be quiet. The Rangers bats arestill sleeping. And congratulation. That
picture yours? What's his name,Linoleum, something like that, the freak.
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Yeah, we love them. Yeah. Anyway, look, here's to
you guys, and I guarantee it. We will see you next year right
here in the World Series. Soare you. Are you a believer.
Yeah, I'm a believer. Itsounds like I'm quoting a monkey. Are
you familiar with a place called Leftyo'duels. Yes, i am. I'd
like to go there at least oncea month and get my corn beef fixed.
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Oh well, Lefty o'duels send usan invitation that anytime we're in the
San Francisco area we get a freebloody Mary. Oh my goodness, bloody
Mary. You know they make thebest corn beef in pastrami in town there.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you'rethere. You don't have a corn
beef. Somebody's gonna beat you up. Something wrong, man. Okay,
right down there on Union Square withall the homeless people. Okay, well,
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with all the homo people, theHomo no, the Homeless Team,
Homeless Peak. It's like night ofliving Dead down there, Union Squared.
To follow you going brains delicious brains. All right, So we've worked it
up for you, and we decidedwe don't want to desecrate the memory of
Tony Bennett, even though he's notdead. No, we we like Tony.
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We hate to really do it TonyBennett style. Well, you want
me to sing along? With you. That would that give it more credible.
Now that Greg, that won't benecessary. Although we appreciate it.
We appreciate it, We've we've workedit up a different way. I hope
you like this version. Okay,all right, here we go because we've
never hedged on a bed in ourlife. I gotta feel of something weird'n
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a pan off, let's go,here we go, Ready, black man,
this is all for you and thepeople, say, and Francisco my
home. We're coming through, loudand clear and ready, Jimmy Undy.
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Ready. The loneliness of Paris seemssomehow suddenly gay. The glory that was
Roma is of another day. I'vebeen terribly alone and forgotten in Manhattan.
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I'm going home to my city bythe day I left my heart inside.
It's surprising. So wait a minute, there's another verse. Nout, don't
blow me yet high on a hilland call flew me to be where little
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cable cars climb highway through the startbut nasty morning, fogg mate Childe.
As the golden shower sun shines forme. I love my heart it San
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France. So that's for you andthe people of San Francisco. There,
mister gray. No, it touchedyour right in the heart, didn't you
know? I got a little mistyDallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five. And you may think thatwas the call for Arrowsmith tickets, and
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it is. It is. Okay, here's the contest. I'm going to
play a commercial with the product,of course, strategically removed. You tell
me what the product is, andyou win the Arrowsmith tickets. Okay,
and I'll just tell you. Usuallyon toy Box Tuesday, i'd do a
toy commercial. Right, this isnot a toy commercial. Is it a
box commercial? I ain't gonna takeyou just lifted? All right, tell
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me this product right here and we'llgive you the Errolsmith tickets. Not as
good as this mac and cheese,Well, that's because it's made with me.
What do you mean? Well,I cooked some macaroni and then I
added some cheese, and then Iadded some Wow, I'd cheer like some
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more, but there's none left.Mark tasting. That's how I got here.
Good thing you did. Pasburgers aregreat. That's because they're made with
How do you make those? Well, I'd sliced a tomato, grab some
cheese and let us and I putit all on a bug. Wow,
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I'd sure like another one, butthere's none lefty tasted taste, so you
know it's food product. Yeah,cream it taste two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one twofive. I didn't think you'd have this
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much trouble it is there. It'svery difficult. Okay, let's see if
anybody knows the answer, show tellme what product that is? Sam spam
is right? Wow, Sam gotthat spam turns eighty six years old today.
Wow, that has been of it. Do you like? Do you
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like spam particularly? No? Idon't wanting me neither. No, I'm
I'm not usually that hungry. Butthe products are sold in forty eight different
countries around the world, but Hawaiieats the most spam of all of them.
The inventor, Jay Hormel, rememberthe Hormel Meet Coming. He named
the creation after spice and ham.And they say there are eleven different varieties
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of spam. You can keep alleleven. Actually it's not that bad if
you fry it up like they doin Hawaii a lot of times, try
it up and serve it with eggs. All right, you had to say
eggs didn't you. I tried thatand who is this? My name is
Eric? Eric? All right,Eric, hang on just a minute.
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We got to get some information fromyou. Will hook you up with Aerosmith
takings. Yeah all right, goman? So Eric got that? Yes,
spam eighty six years old? Howabout that? The first can is
still around? Ye open prom okay. I got a little couple more little
things from the toy box. I'mgonna play for you. So hang allum
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from Aerosmith in November to Foreigner andMentalga and are this? The concert calendar
is just filled with all sorts ofgreat shows headed our way here in North
Texas. And you can get allthe info on those shows at lone Star
ninety two five dot com. Youcan also grab the iHeartRadio app Keep Up
with the Bow and them show takeus with you wherever you get all things
classic rock at lone start dot comlone Star ninety two five. Man.
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When I was a teenager, Creamwas it? Oh yeah, yes,
I love that band. Well,rock's first supergroup, Cream started to sour
fifty five years ago today when EricClapton announced they were going to break up
following a farewell tour. The decisionwas made in May of that year during
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a US tour, as tension mountedbetween Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker, who
ended up actually hating each other.Ginger Baker tried to stab Jack Bruce a
couple of times. I think EricClapton was scared of them. Well,
Eric Clapton didn't like that confrontation.Look, guys, we're making a buttload
of money. Let's just calm down. It's about the music. The final
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shows at the Royal Albert Hall Novembertwenty fifth and twenty six, nineteen sixty
eight, were filmed for a BBCdocumentary and released on video as Farewell Concert.
Yes opened both those shows. Wow, here's Eric Clapton talking about what
it was like to be in KareemCream. Was a deep emotional experience with
people that were giants and very verycomplex. Those two other guys in the
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band with me were pretty frightening.I'm very powerful and very intense. Yeah,
and they were trying to kill egetherthe whole very frightening. And you
remember the reunion at Royal Albert Hallthat was in two thousand and five.
Yes, that was a long andit seemed like it was just maybe five
ten years ago. And Eric Clapton'sthe only one that's still a lot.
That's right. Jack Bruce died intwo thousand and fourteen and Ginger Baker in
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two thousand nineteen. Now we've gotthat entire story up on the Bow and
Them page at lone star, Attitudefive dot com. Kill Remember tomorrow's ask
us Stuff Day. You want toleave a question on the ask of Stuff
hotline. The number is two onefour eight six six eight six zero zero.
Another birthday. We don't really playa lot of this guy's music,
but we do play one song.Toby Keith is sixty two years old.
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Wow, we play one song?We play radio station? Yeah no no,
no, no, no, no, no, no no. Doesn't
he live around here. He's gota like a ranch up in North Texas.
Well. We had an interview withToby Keith and a friend of mine
works for him. Okay, solet's play a little bit of the Toby
Keith interview. Then we'll play thatspecial song that you guys always asked for.
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Hey, look who we got.It's Toby Keith. Hey, what's
up, guys? How are yousir? I'll have you know we're drinking
out of red solo cups right now, celebrate all right, a three dog
night reference on the show. Igot to ask you a question. Does
David Milum still work for you?Absolutely? David is an old friend of
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mine from Corsey, Canna, myhometown. I'll be dang. Yeah.
Yeah, he's a production manager andhe has been for years. We'll tell
him. Bo Roberts said hello becauseI hadn't seen him in a while.
Okay, he lives and work.I didn't know that I had his number.
Tell me we're a classic rock stationand we don't play a lot of
your material, but we have playedsmoking weed with Willie. I never smoked
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weed with Willie again? Is thata true story? It is true.
We're in Vegas and his show wasat eight, and I promised Charles Barkley
I was going to be at hisbirthday party at midnight at the Rome Jungle,
and Willie played the ten. Igot up, did a couple of
songs with him, went to thebus and went in Rome. I mean,
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you can't say no to Willie,for gods, no, and it's
the kind that you can't even youcan put all I've ever smoked in a
coffee cup. It's not my highbut I'll tell you what, if you're
just fooling around with it, youdon't need to be fooling around with it,
was Willie because it was chronic.So in other words, don't go
anywhere afterwards. Yeah, I wentand got in the car and they took
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me to my room and I laiddown. I was in bed about eleven
fifteen. I woke up next dayand I had thirty seven text messages.
Where'd you go? We couldn't findyou. I was like, I went
to bad Wine. I said,I'll never smoke. We will again,
And I wrote the song that day. Who is it that's singing that with
you? Is that Vince Gill?No, that's scottiemer Key is a songwright
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and buddy of mine from Florida thatwe wrote Beer from My Horses and uh,
I love this bar some pretty goodsongs. Oh yeah, Rodney Carrington.
Aren't you friends with Rodney too?Yeah? Rodney's a buddy man.
We've known Rodney for years. Iproduced his U. He did an album
of funny songs and I produced thealbum for him, and we did a
movie together, Beer from Horses,you know, And I think we're kind
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of all swimming in the same poolhere because we know most of the same
people. Yeah, yeah, Ithink so. This This album is called
the Bus Songs, and we reallywas the first one and it busted out
everywhere. And then when we writeone of those that we don't think we're
going to record on a real albumto take the radio, you know,
yeah, somebody else say you're gonnarecord that, and we're gonna no,
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it's just a bus song. Thatjust meant that. He played after show
in front of our friends. Andafter fifteen years, I got about forty
of them, and I could probablyreally realistically on record about ten to the
other thirty year way too foul.Well, that's why their bus song,
this is just for everyone on thebus. It's gonna hurt a little at
first when I when I throw oneof those up to a radio guy,
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they say, they just look atme and shake their head and no one
go. Soccer moms would never getaway with that. Soccer moms. Are
you still hanging out with Sammy Hagar? I saw you on Rock and Roll
Road Trip? Yeah yeah, youknow, well, I started going to
Cobble about twenty years ago and hereached out to me down there and and
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then he started calling and then webecame friends and I've jammed with him one
hundred times. Man, he's he'sa good cat. I have a story.
You were playing one night at BillyBobs and Fort Worth and David Milum
said, look, we're all stayingat the Stockyards Hotel, but Toby has
gone ahead and gone on to thenext gig. Do you want his room?
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And me and Debrah said, well, hell yeah, so we got
a free room thanks to Toby Keith, Thank you very much. Did you
get him to change the sheets?No, they probably had to change the
sheets after we got thrown. Ialways heard that Deserve was top shell the
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Lord. I just could not waitto find out for myself. Well,
don't knock hit till you tried it, And I've tried it, my friend,
I'll never smoked Queen with with Itagain. Now he learned a hard
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lesson in a small Texas towel.He fired up a fat boy and he
passed it around. And the lastwords I spoke before they tucked me in
I made discount bungee jump. ButI'll never smoke Queen with Willie again.
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I'm never smoke Queen Leggain, myparty's all over before it began, and
you could pore me some more WhiskeyRiver in my crown. And I'll never
smoke Queen with Whillie again. Hehopped on his old bus a honeysuckle roll.
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The party was Huntsville. It wasafter the show. Alone in the
front, louds just mean him.I took him on friendly puff and the
groom creeper set in. I'll neversmoke weed egg again. My party's all
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over, to fold it again,and then you can call me smoke Whiskey
River, my friend. But I'llnever smoke weed with good Egg again.
Let's go down to Texas Sky andnow we're passing get we're telling good jokes.
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I can tell ones are coming tothem smelling the smoke. No,
I do not partake. I justlet it pass by with a grin on
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my face and a great contact timein the fetal position, with true on
our chin. We broke down asmoke weed with witting the boat in them
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Show Dallas four Worst Classic Rock CloseStar ninety two five Stevie Ray Vault.
By the way, we shall havethose Texas Rangers tickets coming up in the
ticket window. And about twenty no, yeah, about twenty minutes from the
other Guardians are coming to town Fridaynight. Yes, I'm going. That
was my father's day, first gameafter the All Star break. Yes,
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it is. So they got alittle time off they do. Maybe they
can catch their breath a little bit. I think there will be fine man
back on tracks. I don't knowif you remember this. It happened in
nineteen eighty two when people started dyingfrom taking thailan al at tainted thailan.
The man suspected of killing seven peopleby poisoning thailanof died Sunday at the age
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of seventy two. He's been alivethis whole time. Yes, James Lewis
was living in Massachusetts when he died. But the thailand All poisonings from decades
ago took place in the Chicago area. In nineteen eighty two, seven people,
including a twelve year old girl,died from taking thailan all that had
been laced with ceramid. Now I'mnot sure what that is, but it'll
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kill you. Lewis served twelve yearsin jail, but it wasn't directly for
that crime. He was sentenced tojail because he was caught sending an extortion
letter to Johnson and Johnson demanding amillion dollars to stop the killing. That'll
do it. That's like confessing.Yeah. Well, Lewis never confessed or
was found guilty for poisoning the titleNall and even gave the FBI his DNA
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samples back in twenty ten. Thecrime of the Thailand all poisonings was never
officially solved. But once he sentthat letter and they stopped, Yes,
exactly. And he didn't get convictedfor that, No, but he did
it. Isn't that why we havethe problem with opening up Thailand because they
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changed the cat Yeah. Man,if you got any kind of arthritis,
you're not gonna get me pain laterat all. Yeah. And when you
live alone, God bless you.If you get a headache and you try.
Hey. The Four Word Zoo andBotanical Garden adjusted their hours this week
for pretty much the remainder the summerto combat hotter temperatures. Oh yeah,
you're going to open up an hourearly and close an hour early. This
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is the third year that the zooin the Garden have done this. Because
the summer heat is not backing down. The new hours will last for the
rest of this month and through August. With the summer heat really starting to
bake, several Fort Worth attractions areadjusting their hours. We do have a
heat advisory and effect today all theway through tomorrow at nine o'clock tomorrow night.
Oh, it is what it is. Thousands of high school students are
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in Dallas this week for the ninetyfifth Texas f FA State Convention. OH.
The annual convention at the K.Bailey Hutchison Convention Center showcases the role
of agriculture in solving real world problems. More than fifteen thousand students will connect
with peers, industry pros, andagricultural science teachers from across the lone Star
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State to celebrate service, leadership,and innovation in Texas agricultural community. More
than one hundred and f scholarships totallymore than two point three million bucks will
also be awarded to graduating seniors.Dallas will host the Texas f f A
State Convention six out of the nextten years, making it one of the
first groups to have its event inthe city's new Convention Center when it opens
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in twenty twenty eight. Cool youdo know I was in FA. Got
origin all over your face bo.Did you have one of those blue corduroys?
Yes? I did, Yes,I did. Weeld you wear at
the school. That's sometimes, butyeah, I was in fad you.
I raised a steer. Did yousell it? Yes? I got one
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hundred and seventy five dollars. What'syour steers name? Elmer sold him to
the book. Well, now there'sall these kinds of challenges that come on
tiktop you know, just don't dothem. At least four people have died
in Alabama, one attempting a dangerousTikTok challenge where they leap off the back
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of moving boats and hit the water. The four died when they jumped off
the boat. They literally broke theirneck, you know, basically an instant
death. The TikTok sun is notnew, with videos posted of people jumping
out of moving boats since twenty twenty, but more people are trying to challenge
(56:20):
as they're out on the water duringsummer moment. This has been around for
three years. Yes, and nobodyheard about other people dying. Well,
apparently, you get the boat upto a fast speed and you jump off
the back of Hitting the water froma moving boat is like hitting concrete from
jumping off a three story building.And the thing is is, you know
all those challenges were filmed, ofcourse they are expert added that wearing a
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life jacket while jumping out of aboat a boat would not be able to
prevent serious injuries or death. Theonly way to be safe is to not
frigging do it. That's just insane. And here's the story of Ricky Valerie
Kolli. She has won the MissNetherlands crown. She will become the second
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openly transgender woman to participate in theMiss Universe page A Dutch model and actress
hails from the city of Breda inthe south of the Netherlands. She previously
competed on the TV series Holland's NextTop Model. The Miss Universe pageant first
started to allow transgender participation in twentytwelve, and the first openly transgender woman
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competed in twenty eighteen. Now notransgender woman has the Miss Universe title,
yet more are beginning to enter thepreliminary pageants, with Daniella Oralgo Gonzalez at
to compete for the Miss Puerto Ricotitle next month. Cole, who underwent
gender reaffirming surgery, just this pastJanuary, wrote in an Instagram post following
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the procedure that she changed her namefrom rick to Ricky when she was just
eleven years old. She knew thatthat Young Miss Universe two thousand competition will
be held in El Salvador later thisyear. Are you gonna go? Yeah?
Yeah, I'm a back up andgo to El Salvador. Y'all can
handle this this Blue Crape. Reservationsopen yesterday for the twenty seventh annual DFW
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Restaurant Week COOH, the annual eventwhere more than one hundred local restaurants of
course North across North Texas offer primemeals at discounted rates. The event runs
August seventh and runs through August thirteenth. However, select restaurants hold a preview
weekend August third through the sixth,and most eateries extend dining through September third.
Reservations can be made either by callingthe restaurant directly or through open table
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on DFW Restaurantweek dot com. Besure to specify that the reservation is for
DFW Restaurant Week when you're booking it. Does he a list of participating restaurants.
Learn more about each dining option.To see how much money is donated
from each meal, just visit TFWRestaurant Week. Yet, and the United
States Postal Service has a morbid problemon their hand. Why the delivery office
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is in possession of four hundred andfifty two packages of unidentified cremated remains that
never found their final resting place.Turns out that shipping remains through ups comes
with some strict shipping rules. Bea priority mayor. So Grandpa may not
make him back, yet, you'llfind him later. Dallas Force Classic Rock
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Alone Star ninety two five. JoeWalsh of the Eagles confirms that the title
of the Eagles Farewell Tour, theLong Goodbye, implies what it is,
a long goodbye because they're not goinganywhere anytime soon. Yeah, he says,
we are in our seventies and werecognize that we can't do this forever.
But I think people like BB Kingsaid an example, which is there's
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no reason to stop unless you justcan't do it. I mean BB King
toured until he was almost nighty rightnow. The Long Goodbye Tour was Steely
Dan opening gets underway September seventh atMedicine Square Garden in New York. So
far, there's no date set forus here in North Texas, but that
will probably change very very What doyou want to bet early twenty twenty four?
(01:00:21):
Do you think so? Yeah?Okay, I think so, because
they said that the tour is goingto continue through twenty twenty five. Yeah,
so I think what they'll be comingto day. We have that whole
story up on the boone and thenpage at lone star dot com. Speaking
of tickets, don't we have Rangerstickets for someone? Yeah? Man Adam,
he's at Give of Cleveburne, isgoing to see the Rangers Friday night
take on the Guardians of Cleveland.Not the Galaxy, the Guardians of Cleveland.
(01:00:45):
Yes, they showed Guardians of theGalaxy too, least not on TBS.
It is. I checked it out. I was just thinking that when
I was hearing him the City bythe Eagles. I watched the Warriors again
for the umpteenth time. Oh really, how great is that? So I
just I just really somebody was pipingup about that. They showed a picture
of the uh, the guys inthe uniforms, the Yankee uniforms. Oh,
(01:01:07):
the baseball Fury. Yeah, withtheir faces all painted up. Somebody
showed that and it got me tothinking. And whoever posted it too said,
I have not seen that movie sinceit came out. I need to
see it. Yeah, it's justone of those guilty places. Do you
remember the girl debraven Walkenberg. Yes, yes, she was on some TV
show with Ted Baxter. Yes,what was that? Not Full House?
(01:01:30):
But yes, that's right she was. She was a dark haired daughter.
Yeah. Then they had the blondegirl daughter and Ted Baxter a big night.
Look at that. You live andyou learn all around reminiscing. Yes,
we are just sitting here doing absolutelyno good right now, just reminiscing.
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Hey. Lone Star nineteen two fivecelebrates the return of the Global Citizen
Festival September twenty three in New YorkCity's Central Park. It's the biggest artists
on the planet, including the RedHot Chili Peppers, uniting with world leaders
to demand action to end extreme poverty. You can earn your ticket by downloading
the Global Citizen app or visit GlobalCitizen Festival dot com to start taking action.
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More info at lone Star ninety twofive dot com. Steven Tyler's About
to Fall Over brought me up.Okay, here we are Tuesday, Toybox
Tuesday, which means tomorrow's Wednesday,which is ask a stuff. So if
you got a question, won't youcall the Asking Stuff online leave it there
(01:02:38):
when you hear the two one foureight six six eighty six hundred will answer
your question on the air. Imean, you could look it up yourself.
But that's why we're here to dothe hard work fight where you go
bo. Now, listen, I'vealready seen a bunch of them come through,
so I'm very anxious to see whatI find tomorrow morning here. Yeah,
it's in anxious to see if anyof the questions are going to be
(01:03:00):
Oh that's a good one. Arewhat? Sometimes those are good too,
though? What because we all learnedsomething? Yeah, we learned something.
We learned something that people do alot of drugs this time now, now,
no I judging nobody. Okay,let's look at time wasters here that
we have got plenty to choose fromtoday. So Ozzy Osbourne has pulled out
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of the Power Trip festival. Heposted a very emotional note on his social
media yesterday talking about how he hadmade the painful decision to pull out of
the event. Due to what elsehealth reasons. You know, when he
announced this, I thought, firstof all, it was a long way
away. Yeah, and I'm thinkinghe can't be doing that well. Sharon
(01:03:44):
Osborne said that he didn't know whathe was doing. Nobody wants to see
him in a chair chair no,no, even if it is a huge
old throne on the stage. Sothey have not announced who the replacement will
be, but we have the wholestory up on our page. Power Trip
set for the weekend of Octo oversix in Indio, California, where they
have Coachella. Even though Osby's out, you can still see Guns N' Roses,
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Iron Maiden, ac DC, Metallicaand Moore Another time. Waister Graham
Nash receiving the John Lennon Real LoveAward at the forty third annual John Lennon
Tribute Concert Saturday, December second,in New York City. Proceeds from this
event go to charity, including theJohn Lennon Real Love Project. It's a
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songwriting program. This remains the onlyevent, the only Lennon tribute concert in
the world that is sanctioned by Yokooh No. We've got all the details
on this tribute show and Graham Nash'saward that he's going to be receiving.
Also a David Crosby tribute concert inSanta Barbara, California, next month.
We've got details on that. Andyou talked about this earlier, bou how
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it was fifty five years ago todaythat Cream started to sour they decided that
they were going to break up.We've got that story. Also, if
you'd like to check out some Creammusic, we've got that up for you.
And Rock is now part of theBarbie World. Slash and Wolfgang van
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Halen play guitar on I'm Just Ken, a song that Ryan Gosling sings on
the Barbie soundtrack. You don't thinkof Rock and Barbie World going together,
really, no, But you knowwhat Wolfgang posted yesterday. He's also his
guitar work is throughout the movie.He's on the movie score. So now
I gotta go see the new Barbie. Yeah, you and how many other
(01:05:33):
girls. She's gonna be really goodor it's gonna just kind of lay there.
I think it's gonna be pretty stupid. I think, well they're playing
it like it's yes yes other timewaisters, Peeping Tom's better not mess with
this Texas mom. See a momfrom Lake Jackson take down a peeping tom
(01:05:53):
after police were not able to getthe guy. She's show enough did and
we've got the video up to proveit. Just go to the bone.
Then page lone star dot com loneStar ninety two five. Well, there
goes another broadcast day. Of course, it's not like the station signing off
after we leave. Now'll be here. Just another toy box Tuesday, the
(01:06:16):
toybox today in the books. Yeah, I always like going into the archives
and seeing what people request because anendless number of toys in that toy box.
Well, it's been building for aquite several years, something like forty
years. Also tomorrow, ask usstuff day, think us some good questions
(01:06:38):
or question and give us a callto one four eight six six eighty six
hundred. Leave your question there,we'll answer it on the air and we'll
play Choose your dues for those Arrowsmithstakes. And there's a theme, isn't
there. There's gonna be a theme. Good, there is. You'll just
have to wait and find out whatthe theme is. Okay. Now,
(01:06:58):
next is our after show decompression session, where we just kind of unwide and
go oh, man, I gottatake a break after that. But we
don't. We'll go right tim we'lljust be s In fact, I just
saw something that we could talk about, and it's the latest update on Jamie
Fox. Yeah, he's doing muchbetter. He was out playing golf at
(01:07:21):
Top Golf. He was in.But there's something else you don't know about.
It just happened three minutes ago.Oh, i'll tell you about that
on the After Show. Well,let's find out right, that's why we're
here. Our buddy Raj the comedian. Yeah, he had a post yesterday
and it was a picture of JamieFox on that boat. Yeah. They
spotted him on in Chicago and hegoes, Jamie Fox, My, that's
(01:07:44):
Richard Nixon Nion. Okay, whateveryou saying made me laugh out loud.
All right, So we'll see youon the After Show and we'll see you
tomorrow for ASCU stuff day. Comeon coming up. Get ready. Time
for us to get on out ofhere. It's time for us to go bye.
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