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Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's that time of year. Time to make New Year's resolutions,
but they're so hard to keep. That's why there's new
low expectations resolutions. These resolutions are so basic it's impossible
not to keep them.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm not going to wear brown shoes with black pants.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes, Low expectations resolutions are way easier to keep the
normal resolutions.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm gonna limit myself to nine thousand calories a day,
but that's the max.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Low expectations resolutions. I'm not going to murder anybody this year.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
So simple, anybody can keep them.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
January first, I'm feeling real strong, gonna hit the gym,
in riding my rooms. No more junk food than no
laid night snacks. This year's the year I'm taking it back.
But by day three I'm back on couch, Netflix and pizza.
I've already slouched my tread and nails dusty.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
My weights are two.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I guess my resolutions didn't make it. Through resolution failures
and breaking them all, thought i'd stand tall, but I
started to fall from diets to workouts. I gave it
a try, but my wheel power's week and I don't
know why.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
The bull wasn't them. I'm sure what kind.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Of people are these? Did you know how these people live?
Keep out of it.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
You don't know how I feel?
Speaker 9 (01:59):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
How do you feel?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Will you leave him out of this? He's suffered enough.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
The man hasn't been able to digest a decent meal
in six weeks.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Hello, Hello, where are you where?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
We were worried to death days?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Calm down, we were on vacation.
Speaker 9 (02:23):
Okay, you can't get away.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
It's the Poe and Them show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love
and what are they gonna do? We don't even know
what we're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Do you even know how to do this anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We don't even know if we're gonna remember how to
exactly push which buttons we're supposed to put?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
What are we doing again?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yes? I have all my passwords written down.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I don't mind down before we went on vacation.
It's a smart thing to do because there's nothing worse.
And get back knowing you got to catch up? Going
what the hell was my past word again?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Because I have like four different ones for each computer.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Well, Happy New Year you two?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Today is today? Is also mine? Endeavors thirty second niverse.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Oh well, had I known a gift, she better give
me a gift.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
We'll make sure to leave you two alone tonight.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, oh no, I'm in a text of constantly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The Devil's were listen New Year's Eve, I went to.
Me and Clay were hanging out at the Londoner in Addison. Yeah,
and there was this guy at a table behind us,
and he was talking like this, like nobody could hear him.
I had to hear him. He just got louder and louder,
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and I thought to myself, this guy is in the
middle of a really severe drunk or he's just a
jerk off or deaf. Well, so I ignored him, and
then I hear a big crash and Klay went to
the bathroom. I heard a big crash, looked around. The
guy had fallen off his stool because he was drinking.
So then I turned around. That's funny, turned around. Then
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something hit the back of my chair. He fell down
again trying to get up, and that was the table
hitting me in the back. Wow, what a way to
end twenty twenty four. Oh man, they couldn't get him
off the floor.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Oh that's sad.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
You're OK.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah, but it was funnier to hell.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'll try that round.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I'm surprised we haven't seen the video up on social
media of this guy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
If somebody got it, I hope they posted so today
the first show of twenty twenty five. Oh yeah, it
is Happy mew Year for Cats Day. No, it's more
like I.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Don't know I have a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, but the little kids don't realize they're part of
a parody mew Year National Science Fiction Day. Okay, now
y'all know how much I loves me some satisfy.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm surprised you didn't start the show with us sat
By Movie.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I watched all those movies as a kid with my mom,
who turned me onto many of the classics like Day
the Earth Stood Still, War of the World, Invaders from Mars,
Thank you, Mama, fifty five mile per hour speed Limit Day.
January second, nineteen seventy four, President Richard Rookslan signed the
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Emergency Highway Energy Conservation Act into law. They contained the
National Speed Limit Law, which Lord's speed limit to fifty
five miles an hour nationally to say, feel it's the
speed limit we all follow, don't we?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Oh? Yeah, absolutely, you know it. My mind you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh yeah, National Personal Trainer Day. Yeah, we're all aware
who will call you when we finally decide to get
with that good New Year's resolution that we promised ourselves.
And it's National Motivation and Inspiration Day. That means you
should get some of that motivation and inspiration to finally
call that personal trainer.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
That would be nice.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Would National run it up the flagpole and see if
anybody salutes a day. It was a popular phrase in
the nineteen fifties and sixties. It means get out an idea,
no matter how stupid it is, and see if anybody
leaves there are no dumb ideas office charity, Yes, right
up the flagpole. It's World Introvert Day. If that describes you,
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I wouldn't consider a career in radio. That's not good.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Actually, I know a lot of introverts pretending to be
extens on the radio.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It is Swiss Cheese Day. One of those things you
either love it or hate it.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I do love it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Do you know there are about four hundred and fifty
varieties of Swiss cheese. I did not know that National
Cream puff Day. They're pretty good and not just for
throwing at each other's faces, like three students did National
Buffet Day. There's one thing that's either hit or missed.
It's a restaurant's buffet. Sometimes it's all you can eat buffet,
and other times it's all you can stand without throwing up.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, be.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Careful, you're gonna walk out with a food baby. That's right.
So get ready because we got Sports of all sorts
coming up. But of course we got the freaking full file.
And since it's Thursday, Fun with Music Day, our first
mash up of two and.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
It's seven point fifty your shot at tickets to see
Cheap Trick?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All right?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Oh yeah, the morning Trip.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Let's get ready to this time to Dallas?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
What was Classic Rock alone starred ninety two to five.
I know some of you are listening, going, let's say
when they're gonna make a mistake they've not for a while.
Two ways. Yeah, well, don't you worry. It'll happen sooner
or later. Hey, it's six thirty and it's High Verse
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Speaker 7 (07:53):
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Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I hate to see this happen. The sugar Bowl
matt up between Notre Dame and Georgia was postponed by
a day after an attack in New Orleans left ten
people dead many more injured. But a new announcement could
put the game at risk of another move.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
So it may not occur this afternoon at three pm.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That's the word. So we got to kind of stay
on top of this to see if that's going to happen.
The game was initially scheduled for yesterday afternoon, but was
moved back to today. There's no indication whether Sugar Bowl
officials could add a further delay to the playoff game.
The game was delayed as a measure of safety as
officials conducted a security sweep at Superdome after explosive devices
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were found at the scene of that attack. Turns out
the guy was from Beaumont.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, Beaumont, Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I worked radio in Beaumont for two years. It's just
a tragic to start the new year.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
You also lived in New Orleans for a while. Do
you guys have loved ones there? Did you have to
make some worried calls to New Orleans? I made a
couple of them. Everybody seems to be okay.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Notre Dame in Georgia underwent preparations in their hotels yesterday,
holding team meetings in ballrooms. The Bulldogs later traveled by
bus to the Superdome for a walk through after the
security sweep had been completed. The game is played today.
If it is, it'll kick off at three o'clock. The
winner of the Sugar Bowl will advance to the semi
final of the College Football Playoff, with the winner taking
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on number six Penn State on Thursday, January ninth in
the Orange Bowl.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
So sad to me is the player from TCU. His
brother Tiger Beck just one of the victims from that.
That's so horrible. Well, Texas avoided the first big upset
of the College Football Playoff, hitting a fourth and long
touchdown pass to keep the game going and beating Arizona
State thirty nine to thirty one in double overtime when
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an interception finally ended a Peach Bowl quarter final classic yesterday,
I kept turning the TV off because I got so nervous,
and then turning it back on time I wanted to
see what would happen.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Listen, You're not the only one that does. Yeah, oh man, it.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Was nerve wracking Cam's Goodebo led the Sun Devil's back
from a sixteen point deficit in the fourth quarter and
put his team ahead for the first time all day
with a three yard touchdown run to start overtime against
number four Texas. After a bunch of lopsided results through
the first five games of the expanded twelve team playoff,
the format finally produced a thriller for the Ages that
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sends the Longhorns back home for a Cotton Bowl semifinal
against number six Ohio State, who upset Oregon yesterday in
the Rose Bulls Another great game. The Cotton Bowl Classic
will be held at six point thirty a week from
tomorrow at Jerry World.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Right day, All right, it's been a lot of fun
watching the Longhorns run this season.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Yes, bait for yourself, perfect.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
But it has been Yeah, very happy for Ana.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Sorry, Bo.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Dallas Cowboys can't say the same once again. They are
parting ways with twenty nine year old veteran running back
as Ezekiel Elliott.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Maybe this time for sure? Okay, the team's owner, right
because Bo, you said at the very beginning that you
did not expect good things from him this season?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Right now, the team's owner Jerry Jones, who you guys
speculate is kind of a teacher's pet towards Ezechiel, right.
He said in a statement that Zeke's being released that
he could join a team headed for the playoffs since
the Cowboys aren't.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Okay, Ezekiel, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Not gonna happen. His stats are horrible. God bless you. Yeah,
he needs a.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Little bit better report card, doesn't he. Once the team
officially releases him, which will be anytime now, Elliott will
hit waivers. If he isn't claimed, he'll hit free agency,
and lord, I hope he doesn't get hurt if.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
He does that.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Elliott started twice in fifteen games of the Cowboys this season.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
He scored three touchdowns.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
He carried the balltime seventy four He pounded out two
hundred and twenty six yards on the ground. He had
an average of three point one yards per carry. These
are all career lows.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Getting progressively worse every season.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Ever since that huge contract.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
This is maybe just what he needs.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Then, you know, this season, Elliott really challenged fifth year
player Rico Daddle for the role of lead back. Dawell
went on to become the franchise's first undrafted running back
to rush for one thousand solid yards.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Elliott played for the team for seven seasons.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
He got let go to save cap space two years
ago twenty twenty two, and he spent one year with
the Patriots before returning to North Texas. Now, the Cowboys
disappointing season comes to a merciful end this Sunday at
noon as they play the Commanders at Jerry World.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
I can't look.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Let the body bleed out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The home of Mavericks star guard Luca Doncik was burglarized
last week. His business manager said no one was home
at the time and thankfully Luca and his family are safe.
There have been many break ins at athletes homes recently,
most notably Kansas City Chief stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey,
Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow, as well as Milwaukee Bucks
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forward Bobby Portas junior. The NBA sent out a memo
to all of its players regarding the wave of break
ins and all these burglaries. You know who else got
broke into Stars center Tyler Sagan's yea. They stole five
hundred thousand dollars in watches. The incident happened at Stars
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player's Preston Hollow home on November twenty ninth, the same
night Tyler Sagan was playing at home against the Colorado
Avalanche at the American Airline Center. Burglaries of athletes homes
have caught attention recently, including a few in North Texas.
We just mentioned that Maverick star Luka Doncik Holme was
burglarized as thieves took thousands of dollars in jewelry. The
day before that happened, Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's fiance Sarah
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Jane Reynolds, had around forty thousand dollars worth of items
stolen from her vehicle while she was taking a pilates class.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I saw where it was jewelry, and I go, who
keeps forty thousand dollars worth of jewelry in their car?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Right? Yeah? Why would you keep it in your car?
Yea in case you need to howk some real.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Quick unless it was just her engagement ring horrible well.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
On Monday morning, police responded to the home of Mavericks
legend Dirt Nooviski after a reported break in, but the
incident was ultimately deemed a false security alarm.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Let's talk of basketball. The Dallas Mavericks dropped their third
straight game, losing to the Houston Rockets last night in Houston,
one ten to ninety nine. Both teams were on a
two game losing skid, and both teams had players that
were suspended from fights against other teams during the holiday season,
but the Rockets ended up with the win last night. Now,
the MAVs led by four midway through the second quarter
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before Houston used a twenty one to eight run to
take a sixty one to fifty two lead into halftime.
Rockets then opened up the second half with a eleven
to four spurt that pushed it to seventy two to
fifty six with nine minutes left in the third. Houston
was up by fourteen entering the fourth and maintained that
double digit lead throughout the quarter. It was the MAVs
third loss in four games, playing without Luka Doncik, who
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strained his CA on Christmas Day, The MAVs will need
to find a way to win without Luca because he's
going to be out for at least a month. Oh
Man MAVs are back home at the American Airline Center
tomorrow night. They're gonna face Cleveland. Tip off tomorrow night
is at seven point thirty. Now, speaking of the MAVs,
there could be a trade in the works. The Mavericks
reportedly interested in a key player on the New Orleans Pelicans,
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Herb Jones, who is among the best defensive wing players
in the league.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Herb, I love that name, something about it. Let's bounce
back to the Dallas Stars for just a second, and
this is worth it. We're crossing our fingers pretty hard
for the Stars tonight. They're back at it again on
home ice tonight, hoping for a third straight win. Because
you see, dear friends, while we were on break New
Year's Eve, our boys chalked up a four to two
win against Buffalo, and for that matter, last Sunday night
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at home, they gave the Chicago Blackhawks a five to
one beat down. So they're hoping for a third win
tonight against the Ottawa Senators. That team is off a
three to one victory against the Wild and the last outing.
The Senators had a middle of the road performance in
the victory. Ottawa earned a goal on three out of
the thirty seven shots that they put on the net,
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and when at even strength, the Senators have surrendered seventy
nine goals while scoring eighty of their own, so again
right down the middle of the road. So far this year,
the Stars have accumulated one hundred and eleven goals, forty
three points, a penalty kill rate of eighty four percent
and change, and on their opponents ninety eight chances on
the power play. The Stars percentage currently comes in at
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ninety point four percent. Our boy Jake Ottinger sits with
just over fifty four hundred saves out of six thousand
shots taken against him. He has accumulated a career mark
of one hundred and thirty fifty seven and twenty four
So tonight at DOUBLEAC we root the Stars and the
Senators one more on home ice Saturday against Utah, and
then Dallas packs their suitcases. They've got a week's where
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the road games starting Tuesday next week in Toronto, go Stars, and.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We had some losses. Legendary sports caster Greg Gumballs he
died at the age of seventy eight. I didn't know
he had cancer. He was often the face and voice
of NFL games during college basketball's in NFL or March Madness,
and he would always talk about the NFL sometimes games
that were coming up. He was the older brother of
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fellow sportscaster Brian Gumbo, who was host of Real Sports
with Brian Gumble on HBO and Oakland Athletics. Legend Major
League Baseball Hall of Famer and one of the greatest
players in baseball history, Ricky Henderson passed away at the
age of sixty five, just days shy of his sixty
sixth birthday on Christmas Day.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
So young.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
He had a twenty five year career with the Athletics
and was a ten time All Star. He won the
nineteen ninety American League VP MVP and some of you
Ranger fans may remember that Nolan Ryan's five thousand strikeout
was against Ricky Henderson back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
He never said what he died of, though I kept
looking at He never said.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Didn't say, well, it is what it is. Get Ready
the freaking Full File next on the bowl and them
charge throat me a little to the left if you
don't mind coming out specific our first mashup of two
thousand twenty five, since it's final with music Day, but
now it's the freaking Full File and a lot of
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freaking foolishness went on while we were away, even some
at Christmas. Yes, a man who has been arrested in
Maryland after authorities said he caused disruptions at two Christmas
Eve masses, pouring whiskey into the holy water at one
service and throwing tangerines at another. Even gave one worshiper
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a black eye hit with a tangerine. How are you
gonna explain that? How do you get that black eye?
I was in a fight. Yeah, that's what it was
at church. You don't want to tell nobody got hit
by tangerine. Fifty six year old Thomas Campbell Bowlingetz. First
of all, that's too many damn names for one boy.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Settled down.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
He entered Holy Angels Catholic Church during a Christmas mash
shortly after five pm, dropped an onion on the floor
for some reason, and attempted to break up the service
by threatening to punch out everybody there damn. As he
was being escorted out, he turned around and pulled tangerines
out of his coat and threw them at the congregation
before running away. Later that night, during midnight mass at
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Saint Francis Xavier Catholic church in Leonardtown. Von Getz disrupted
another service by pouring whiskey into the holy water and
once again threatening to beat up anyone who quote had
a problem with it. Yes, church attendees escorted him from
the building. He attempted, unsuccessfully to hit him in the
head with the empty whiskey bottle.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
So you poured your whole bottle of whiskey into.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
The holy water, and now he is in the hospital
for mental health evaluation. Which is a good idea.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
No thing?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Okay. Here's a story about a social media influencer. Social
media influencer, Tana Karan Kanti, who was better known as
bank Lester, is no longer with us. That's because he
took on a dare that ended with fatal consequences for him.
Kant's social media stick was taking on dares from his
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fans and his followers, which he would perform while someone
would record it on video and then post it online.
In his final performance as a dancing monkey for Internet
fame if you will, Kanti downed an entire bottle of
whiskey at a party in exchange for around eight hundred
and eighty dollars. How they agreed to that amount was
never revealed.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'll give you eight hundred dollars. That's enough, give me
eight hundred and eighty in all yeah. Now.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
In this video taken at the party, Kanti could be
seen slugging down the entire bottle of whiskey while friends
cheered him on, and it's being videotaped. Immediately after he
drank all the whiskey, he reportedly looked unwell, threw up,
and then was rushed to the hospital, where he ultimately
passed away early in the morning on the day after
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Christmas from alcohol poisonings. So pay attention, kids, doing something
stupid and dangerous for hits on the internet just ain't
worth it.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He should have poured that whiskey into the holy water.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yes, yes, at least it would be watered down.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Right now, the more you look at funny stuff in
the social media feeds and the reels and things going on,
the more you might see the googly eye pranks.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Have you guys seen They're putting them on statues and stuff, well, statues,
they put them on pets, stuffed animals, all this stuff.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
So the residents of Bend, Oregon are pretty fired up
about all this and have sort of collectively put their
sense of humor together, and Bend Oregon city officials are
being a bunch of dicks about it. Many of the
city statues and sculptures have recently been adorned with a
big pair of googly eye I think it's really funny,
the apparent work of pranksters working together in ben Oregon.
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The work has drawn a lot of lass, not from
city officials who wanted to stop, though they're pretty pissed
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
A post on the city's Instagram page says.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
While the googly eyes, they said that while the googly
eyes placed on various art pieces around town might give
you a chuckle, it costs money to remove them.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Oh yeah, it cost the cities money to walk up
and pull them right off. I'm sure that's probably about
a fifteen hundred dollars invoice or something just to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
According to spokesperson Renee.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Mitchell, the adhesives from the googly eyes can damage metal codings,
come on, and may require the sculptures to be repainted
or recoded.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Come on, lighten up, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Leave the googly eyes on. It makes kids happy.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I like the statues better with the googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah right, you don't cut funny. Ever, that's right anywhere
in the Balkans. Baba Vonga, the blind living Nostradamus, has
amazed people at her psychic predictive abilities. Now, if you
believe in that sort of thing, brace yourself for some
bad news. She has a gloomy view of what twenty
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twenty five has in store.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, here's the thing you need to look out for.
Secret genetic experiments come to light, including genetically modified human
beings with amazing powers. I guess the Marvel universe is
coming to pen Now that's cool. The digital apocalypse as
artificial intelligence shows signs of getting out of control and
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makes irreversible decisions in areas like cybersecurity and transportation.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Now see that I believe, haven't.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We've been saying that all the time.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Did you see the terminator A? I'm gonna get us.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The existence of extraterrestrial life will finally be revealed and
near something we already knew. They've been living with us
for years. Duh. A manufactured energy crisis that will be
manipulated by some world governments in order to suck money
out of people.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yes, subderminal chips being utilized for mass surveillance to track
and suppress dissent by some countries. Some adults and even
babies will have these chips and planet in them without
them knowing it. Wow, So if you're gonna have a
kid born this year, might have a chip in it. Bo,
did you get some good inspiration from this for Choose
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you news?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Not real?
Speaker 6 (24:27):
These are some choose your.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Niees kind of We've already had these stories.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Also, weather manipulation technologies could be used to create manufactured
weather crisis for military and economic purposes.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
They're already doing it, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, there you go. Happy New Year. Everybody give yourself
to worry about.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
All right, all right, let's start off twenty twenty five
by giving you a shot at tickets to see Cheap
Trick Thursday, March sixth at Texas Trust Seuth Theater in
Grand Prairie. We have those tickets for you coming up
next hour, and you know Bo's gonna have a fun
way for you to win, since it's fun with music day.
I'm right, we're gonna give those siccrets away next hour
round seven fifty. So just keep listening to the Bow
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and Them show here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Dallas fort Wor's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
You know who, it's time for our first mashup of
twenty twenty five. So no, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, Hey bo, hey bo, close enough, damn what
do you think you could mash up Paranoid by Black
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Sabbath with?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
What could you do that way? Well listen and find
out here we go.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
By.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
You're a fie, make a big nice playing in the street,
gonna be a big class up.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Now.
Speaker 13 (25:54):
You got on your faces, you big display taking you
up chain an, say, buddy, got a young man on.
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That's something in me you gotta.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Take on the way.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
You got blood up on your faces, big displaced waving
your fader home, saying up buddy, you are a norm
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all mad your ryes.
Speaker 14 (27:03):
Got Omega's offenday you got mad on your base, big disgrace.
Somebody about up with to bag a lady and.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You had your doubts.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
That was awesome. Bow, You're welcome the bow in them show.
You know, if you went far away for Christmas holiday, you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Probably flew on one of them. Yes, you did, or
you drove for a long long time lone start ninety
two five. Yes, we've got cheap trick tickets, and how
we're going to give them away is at seven point fifty,
I'm going to play a theme from a movie. It
either has the word new year or day in it.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Okay, new year or day?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, because it was New Year's Day yesterday. Yes it was. Yeah,
And I'll give you a little little hint about it
here later on. All right, but it's going to be
the ending theme of a movie instead of the beginning
because it's the end of.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
The old So hopefully you stayed through the ending credits.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yes, there you.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Go, there you go. Well, you know, the Angel of
Death had to snatch up a bunch of souls before
the New year. Jimmy Carter, thirty ninth President of the
United States, died, but before he went, he made it
to one hundred years old.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Good for him.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The Angel of Death wouldn't let Betty White do it,
but Jimmy Carter did it. Peanut Farmer from Plains, Georgia.
He was a nuclear engineer in the Navy who served
as his state's governor from nineteen seventy one to seventy five.
Their long shot election as president in seventy six indied
Gerald Fords hoped for returning to office after he was appointed.
After regard and resigned, Carter's one term presidency, people think
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of it as a failure and remembered largely for his
handling of the Iran hostage crisis, failure to prevent the
Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and his loose cannon brother Billy,
who was a comical distraction to the nation. Remember, yes,
I actually drank a did not. A friend of mine
bought some and I hope was it good? Tasted like
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just warm beer. Basically, after leaving office, Carter became an
active author, speaker and chared the Leader, devoting himself off
and right, along with other volunteers to Habitat for Humanity.
He would build houses. Yes, after a series of hospitalizations
in twenty twenty two and twenty three, he went to
hospice care at home in Georgia. Until recently he had
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been working job sites for Habitat for Humanity. Also, Linda
Lavin passed away from the Tony winning Broadway star Who's
best remembered as the star of the TV sitcom Alice
She died from lung cancer Sunday in Los Angeles. She
was eighty seven. She landed the title role of a
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diner waitress and single mother in the nineteen seventy six
comedy series Alice, which was based on the movie Alice
Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The show ran on CBS for
nine seasons. Linda Lavin also sang the show's theme song,
I did not know Yes, check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
That's Linda Labinow.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
She was just.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She's gone up.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
That was a cute jing it. It was a great
show too, as it was speaking of cancer. Olivia Hussey,
who captured global attention as Juliet in the nineteen sixty
eight film adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, died last week
at the age of seventy three after battling a recurrence
of breast cancer. The actress, who was born in Argentina
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and then later moved to London with her family when
she was quite young, starting several notable productions after her
breakout role in Romeo and Juliet, including Death on the Nile,
Jesus of Nazareth, the TV series Great Series, and Stephen
King's It. You probably remember her from that.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Boat yeah, but I also remember her from Black Christmas. Yeah,
I told you all about that movie.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
She was in that where the killer of college Girls
was in the sorority house the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
The calls are coming from inside the house here.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
In twenty twenty two, Olivia Hussey and her co star
from Romeo and Juliet, Leonard Whiting, sued Paramount Pictures, claiming
that the director of Romeo and Juliet film nude scenes
without their consent when they were teenagers. She was only
sixteen when they made that movie. A judge moved to
dismiss the case in May of twenty twenty three. I
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remember we went as a class trip to go see
this movie at a theater in Edinburgh, Texas, and all
of us were like, just you know, laughing because they
were all naked. Yes, and yes, she was often teased
about her last name, Hussy, but she took it all
in stride and laughed along with everybody else. Olivia Hussey
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Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Hussey. Hussey was means whole.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
He's right, Hussey Szu Hussey.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
Now, as long as we're taking our hats off in memoriam,
we want to wish the spirit of Warren Upton Well.
He is the oldest living survivor of the nineteen forty
one Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, last remaining survivor of
the battleship USS Utah.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
He just passed at one hundred and five. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
Utah was at Pearl Harbor when Japanese planes began bombing
the Hawaiian naval base in the early hours of December seventh,
nineteen forty one. Great movie, by the way, in an
attack that propelled the US into World War two. Upton
told the AP in twenty twenty he had been getting
ready to shave when he felt the first torpedo hit
the ship, so he might have cut himself a little bit.
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With all that rattling going on on the island. He
recalled that no one on board knew what made the
ship shake at first. Everybody just kind of looking at
each other and going what's going on. The second torpedo hit,
the ship began the capsize, and the twenty two year
old jumped into the ocean swam ashore of Ford Island.
He jumped into a trench to avoid Japanese planes and
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they're bombing, and he stayed for about thirty minutes until
the truck came by and whisked him away to safety. Boy,
you talk about cutting it close.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
What I tell you, that's something stories you can tell
your old grandy and rest in power, warn Upton. Now
something that you might be interested in We're going to
do next. We as Americans are extremely good at shoving
things inside ourselves that we know we shouldn't. What I
wonder what this would feel like? Ah, things that were
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pulled out are cut out of people this past year,
and it's a long list. Coming up next on the
Ball with am Joe all Right, Curly of the Three
Stooge Dallas. What was classic rock lone Star ninety two five?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Coming up?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
We got cheap trick tickets and fun with music Day.
I'm gonna do a theme from a movie that either
has the word happy New or year in.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
It, and it's the end theme.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's the end theme since we just finished the year.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Okay, all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well let's look back at the year, because you know,
why do some people cram something inside themselves when they
know they shouldn't, but they do it anyway. They are
slightly less good at getting them back out without the
aid of trained medical personnel. Oh my god, And you
may be wondering what some folks shoved up one or
more of their orifices this past year for whatever reason
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and had to make a trip to the emergency room.
Well wonder no more. Get ready, Okay, let's start with
the ears. Buckle up two wireless earbuds. While they're earbuds. Yeah, sister,
put long slender toy in patient's ear, rock salt, some
kind of bearing paper made into animals in both ears,
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placed thermometer and ears fell on bed and jammed it
inside a long bar straw.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Oh my beard.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Watch you must have itched an eighteen thousand dollars pearl,
a decorative seashell with dead animal inside, a plastic spider,
and a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
So you know that one's right at the end.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Of the ear. How about in the nose small magnets,
two of them, two button batteries, bath oil bead, two
inch blackboard chalk.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
These are all up in someone's nuts helping. It's a
child and not an adult that's doing that. A wasp
tried to remove with bobby pin.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Now bobby pin was stuffed a candy wrapper, a googly eye, mothballs,
sunflower seeds and a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Are all the story is going to end with, and Christmas?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Some of them will. How about in the throat a
fidget spinner who condom? I don't want to speculate how
that condom gun in?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
I'm picturing it right now.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
A laser pointer, a tape pressure dispenser, a decorative aquarium rock,
a piece of bedspring, watches, detergent pod. Swallowed three button
batteries last night and thumbtack this morning because they tasted good.
That was what paste said. A capsule that expands into
a foam dinosaur, A plastic sword from an exotic bar
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drink swallowed a stamp inkpad and received as a prize
at the dentist office cleaning solution. Razor blade covered in
toilet paper, broken plastic soap dish, a stuffed bird puzzle pieces,
had necklace in mouth, tried to untangle it and accidentally
swallowed it. A glass Christmas tree light. Here's a Christmas item,
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ice cream cup lit, a drill bit, a hearing aid,
A house key swallowed a thumbtack that she thought was
a mint, and a Christmas ornament. How about this one up?
The old penis chaf Oh my god, crayons, a magic
marker cap, a whole chopstick, a ballpoint pen, a piece
of toy plyers, a lollipop stick, coaxial cable, wedding ring, magnets,
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a screwdriver, a bobby pin. Unable to achieve erection and
thought it would help. I don't know how about up
the JJ?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Is it up?
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Anna?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
A toothbrush, a nine inch piece of Scotch tape. Was
being arrested by police, so she took her cellphone and
hit it from them, stuck it in her with JJ
and couldn't retrieve it. A perfume bottle, a makeup sponge,
a large piece of underwe a toy action figure, a
rubber ball jumped off couch and landed on spoon and
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finally in the rectum. Okay. Patient states that he slipped
in the shower and amos landed on a metal air
freshener can and it went up there. Yeah, I believe that.
A folding knife, a plastic toy six inches long, a toothpick,
a toothbrush, a toothbrush holder. Where you got it? Swallow him?
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I get the same time. Up your old wooper, A plunge,
your handle, mattress fall, two razor blades, two small vibrators,
turkey baster, condom wrapper, coat hanger, patient unsure how it
got there right, A garden hose cap, a cigarette lighter,
a toy hockey stick, Oh my god, a water gun
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full of vodkas. These are up people's bombs. A bag
of heroin. Probably the cops were coming. Yeah, an egg timer,
a small shampoo bottle, a large shampoo bottle, a light bulb,
an apple sauce can. Accidentally got a dildo lodged and
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rectum and cut the end of it off.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
I don't know what they thought.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
My god, I.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Was using prostate massage and got it stuck inside.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
And finally.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Christmas. Christmas ornament names that people put up every hole
on their body.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
What no.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Nineteen seventy three steering column from a camaro. Well, yeah,
you can hope for that for next year.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I wonder about everybody hill sto cramming things up.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Like a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Christmas ornament, well before we take the tree down. Okay,
speaking of cheat trick, they are coming to Texas, trust
to you theater in Prairie on March the sixth and
So what we're gonna do is on Fun with Music Day,
I have a theme from a movie that either has
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the word happy New or year in it, and since
we just finished an old year, it's the end theme.
The ending theme of a movie that either has happy
New or year in the time.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
It's gonna be tough because the opening theme easy peasy,
but the end theme.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, listen, tell me the end theme. Tell me what
movie this is. It's a tough one.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Want to know you heard hints like the decade?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Please?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Eighties? Okay, eighties?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Fair, Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
If I tell you who the star was, it'll give
it away. And this is the smartest audience in the
history of morning radios. That's true. Let me let it
play for a little while for you, all right, let
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me take a couple of falls, and I may have
to tell you the star. You know, I'm drawing a
blame loon of them? Show what movie ending theme is that? No,
I wish it was one day. I'm gonna get that,
and I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
You go.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I can't believed. Bar of them show, bar of them?
Show tell me what movie end theme that is. This
is the smartest audience in the history Okay, you're not
bowing them. Show oh hello, bowe and them show tell
me what end theme that is from what movie You're
the Cat? You're the Cat? Yeah, let me tell you
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the star of the movie. Okay, Peter O'Toole, also starring
Jessica Harper, Joseph Bologna, Laney Kazan, Bill Macy, and Mark
Lynn Baker.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
I'll tell you this the eighties.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
The word year is the one that's in the title. Okay, okay,
Annabel thinks she had let's see, yep, there you go,
there you go. Bon on them, show tell me what
movie theme that is. I don't know, oh, boning them,
show tell me what movie that is that is?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Uh no, no, no, it has the word year in it,
and Peter O'Toole and Joseph Bologna were in it, and
that those are very very good hints.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yes, yes, yes, bon them, show tell me what movie
that is?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Uh I forgot, Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, you guys are trying. Let me try again. Bon them,
show tell me what movie that is that has the
word year in it.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Damn I thought it was a large Arabia.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
No no, no, it's not. It has to have the
word year. Yes, bon them, show tell me what movie that.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Is my favorite year?
Speaker 7 (43:27):
My favorite Ye.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's that's a funny ass man, it is. Yes, Peter
O'Toole is a drunk actor. Yeah, that's great. All right,
you got cheap trick tickets? Who is this?
Speaker 15 (43:38):
This is Jonathan Ali from Forth.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
All right, day, Jonathan, hang on, man, We got to
get some information from you and we'll hook you up. Okay,
thanks sir. All right, Oh do we have to have
a Friday Foster cluck tomorrow for cheap trick tickets?
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Coming up, we're gonna wrap up the new year, the
old year, and get ready for the new year. If
you haven't already broken your resolution yet.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
And sports fans, the one hundredth annual East West Shrine
Bowl is coming to AT and T Stadium Thursday, January thirtieth,
featuring the best of the best in college football. And
if you want to go, we're opening up the lone
Star ticket window at around eight forty for your shot
at those tickets here on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Blah blah booh.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Bah blah blah, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Yes, we're back, we're liven in living color,
and we remembered how to do this, Yes, eventually, Yeah,
because I mean you first sit down and say, okay,
now what's my past wording?
Speaker 6 (44:46):
And shake the rust off.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
No, I tell you that's how it rolls. By the way,
coming up at eight forty in the ticket window, we
got a pair of tickets to the one hundredth annual
East West Shrine Game at AT and T Stadium also
known as Jerryworld that is on Thursday, January thirtieth, featuring
the best in college football. And that game has been
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played every year since nineteen twenty five.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Is that crazy? That's all amazing?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
So.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Here we are in the brand new year. It's time
that we look back at the old year and talk
about those resolutions you're probably gonna break, okay.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Like an hour into the new year.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Just do the best you can. Here you go. Every
year I.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Make New Year's resolutions you.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
Need to, and every year I break them.
Speaker 15 (45:35):
Perhaps you need the New Year's Resoluter. You'll always keep
your resolutions when you use the resolutor, because it scans
your brain to determine what promises you're actually capable of keeping.
Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah, let's try it.
Speaker 11 (45:45):
This year, I resolve to lose thirty pounds, lose fifteen pounds,
to gain twenty pounds and another chin.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
This year, I resolve to find a gorgeous, wealthy husband. Okay,
how about a date with some guy at a bar?
All right, all right, I'll sit on my couch all
day wishing I had a line.
Speaker 15 (46:10):
That's the New Year's resolutor. Good one. You'll love it.
You'll like it. Then, okay, you'll toss it out along
with a treadmillia bot.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Wow, this thing is good.
Speaker 16 (46:20):
New Year's resolutions are hard to keep. Get a little
help practicing restraint with the New Year's Resolution Electrocution Bracelet.
Anytime you try to break your resolution, this bracelet sends
twenty thousand volts of electricity through your body. Whether you're
trying to stop overeating ooh what twin casey trying to
stop smoking sweet cancerous tobacco. No, for the love of
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the New Year's Resolution Electrocution Bracelet will even help you
stop cursing.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
Oh what a piece of cold.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Mother.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
So get a.
Speaker 16 (46:49):
Little help sticking with your New Year's resolution with the
Resolution Electrocution Bracelet.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
Available now and now, A new Year's resolution from Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
Make New Year's resolutions for I do not acknowledge the
American calendar. I used the calendar of an obscure ancient
tribe in South America called the tip of two file
a Poo. Their new year occurs every nineteenth lunar cycle,
and it's celebrated by beckoning to the gods and begging
for forgiveness for all of your previous transgressions. But yeah,
my resolution will be less drugs.
Speaker 7 (47:22):
This has been a New Year's resolution from Gary Busey.
Speaker 15 (47:26):
Starting the new year with a big project.
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Hardware is the fly house as everything you need FRUS
first class help to load those heavy items onto your
car of coase security, irons safe thanks to the steel
fighting fit, the concrete slams on top of it in
the water, and the model countertop.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 17 (47:43):
Of course, when you actually get the stuff home, you
have to unload it on.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
After all, it's your home project, right.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
Let's yeah, I'll start by unloading this.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
It's one of these grass safety on the job. At home.
Speaker 17 (48:01):
You're on your own hardware supply house, the highest quality
for the lowest IQ.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Happy New Year everybody. So what is your New Year's resolution.
Speaker 8 (48:10):
Well, I stay down real late and on trying.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Colt came over.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Will was not time?
Speaker 8 (48:18):
Will this brand new gale bone start so hot? Because
it is back to work time?
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
It's back to work time. My friend leave the holidays,
be high crap getting yell that bound down doss a kid,
because it is back to work time.
Speaker 9 (48:39):
Walk, get back to work.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
No more pulling around.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
I gotta get back to work.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
All right, let's go back to work here, Get back
to work here, morons, go back and work.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
Back to work, back to work, go back to work.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
The Bolan then show Oh Yeah, Dallas Forwards. Classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five. That song Roadhouse Blues
is from the album Morrison Hotel, which was a real place.
I say was because it burned down, burned down, went
up in flames. The cover was shot by rock photographer
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Henry Dilts, who he actually had in the studio along
with Paddy Boyd one Time Wow years ago. The inspiration
for Lela Well. He shot that in December of nineteen
sixty nine. The hotel did not give permission, so when
the front desk attendant stepped away, the band seized the
moment ran and stood behind the window while Dilt snapped
away from the sidewalk.
Speaker 16 (50:08):
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Morrison Hotel was released February of nineteen seventy, peaked at
number four on the Billboard two hundred Albums. And you
probably heard this by now. A driver caused a bunch
of carnage in New orleans famed French Quarter early on
New Year's Day, ramming a pickup truck into a crowd
and killing fifteen people before being shot to death by police.
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Now you know, I got some roots in New Orleans,
so I was very disturbed when I heard this. More
than thirty people were injured in the attack, which the
FBI is investigating as an act of terrorism. The driver
was killed in a gunfight with police following the attack
that happened about three fifteen in the morning early along
Bourbon Street near Canal Street, in an area teeming with
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a bunch of New Year's people celebrating. The guy was
trying to run over as many people as he could.
Because of that, the Sugar Bowl was from yesterday to today. Now,
there was word that the Sugar Bowl might be postponed again,
but according to Annabelle, it's gonna go on today at
three o'clock.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
Yeah, that's the last word from all the media in
New Orleans that it's still gonna go on at three
pm this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
And the guy who did it was from Beaumont.
Speaker 7 (51:21):
And apparently there's some link to isis. I don't know,
you know, the FBI is investigating. We'll find out more.
A former Cedar Hill police officer is in big trouble
for allegedly soliciting a woman that he arrested for sex.
And she wasn't the only one either. Donald Mercer turned
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himself into the Ellis County Jail on a case related
to a DWII arrest that he made in August of
last year. Donald Mercer pulled over a twenty seven year
old woman, performed a field sobriety test, and then he
placed her in handcuffs in the backseat of his patrol car.
When Officer Mercer reached across her to buckle her in,
she kissed him on the neck. He then kissed her
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back and it was.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
All on video, asking her for a Lewinsky if you
know what I mean, she refused initially.
Speaker 7 (52:16):
Reviews while being questioned by internal affairs investigators Mercer reveal
he'd also given several other women his phone number after
pulling them over on traffic stops and asking if they
would like to take care of things before it all
went to court.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
You know, you don't have to go to court if
you'll just, yeah, take care of things.
Speaker 7 (52:34):
Well, if this officer gets fired for this from the
Cedar Hill Police Department, he should apply to the Louisville
Police Department.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Funny, we should mention the Lewisville Police Department. Let's stay
there for another story. Louisville police officer accused of escorting
an extremely drunk woman home and then sexually assaulting her
while in uniformifing wow man. The woman told police she
was walking home from a bar she drank too much
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to drive, she decided to take a break. She sat
on the curb in front of the leasing office, and
this officer, Hilimon Perez, approached her, introducing himself as.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Officer chorals off, hello, I'm innocent, that won't hurt you
over and picked that up anyway.
Speaker 11 (53:21):
After the officer got her back to her apartment door,
the woman says the officer didn't leave, instead telling her
she was beautiful and asking her for a glass of water.
The woman said she turned on more lights around her apartment.
One of the lights eliminated her bedroom door, and the
cops said.
Speaker 6 (53:36):
Is that where the magic happs? What a line? Officer
chorals on the job.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
According to the arrest report, the officer pushed her onto
the bed, he removed her pantaloons, and then, she says,
the officer told her several times that no one needs
to know. The woman said the assault stopped when the
officer hurt his police radio. He had to answer the call,
and so he excused himself off and left. The woman
called nine to one one to report the result. Ironically
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that she told the costs that she wanted to press
charges against officer Chorals. Officer Perez resigned from the force
after this, and he was told he was about to
be fired anyway, so he just went ahead and cut
a cord.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
May as well, May as well, Gods, I bet these
guys were really thrilled to hear this. NASA's two stuck astronauts,
butch Wilmore and Sunny Williams just got their space mission
extended again, saws. That means they won't be back on
Earth until Spring ten. Months after rocketing into orbit on
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Boeing's Starliner capsule. The two test pilots planned on being
away just a week or so when they blasted off
on June fifth, on Boeing's first astronaut flight to the
International Space Station. Their mission grew from eight days to
eight months after NASA decided to send the company's problem
blague star Liner capsule empty in September. Now the pair
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won't return until the end of March or even April,
because of a delay in launching their replacements. According to NASA, man.
Speaker 11 (55:13):
You think they'd ever go into space again? Once they
get back home, this is it.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
I'd say that was my last flight, Jude. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
If they're following the news, they may want to stay
up there. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
NASA's next crew of four was supposed to launch in February,
followed by Wilmore and Williams return home by the end
of that month alongside two other astronauts, but SpaceX needs
more time to prepare the brand new capsule for liftoff.
The launch is now scheduled for no earlier than late March.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Isn't that crazy? Oh? Come on, send them a change
of clothes, would.
Speaker 11 (55:47):
You up dear SpaceX, will you bail our ass out?
Speaker 7 (55:50):
Love?
Speaker 6 (55:51):
Boeing boing oh?
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Or maybe they want to stay up there because they're
having a little fun too, you know. And in case
you were wondering, there are still counties where you have
to still get your car inspected, because now you're not
supposed to have to. Unlets you live in Brazoria County,
Collin County, Dallas County, Denton County, Olpaso County, Ellis, Fort,
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Benn Galveston, Harris Johnson, Kaufman, Montgomery, Parker, Rockwall, Terence Trevis,
and Williamson County.
Speaker 16 (56:24):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (56:25):
I don't know why these people are being sick. I
have no idea. I am kind of scared that they're
doing away with these inspections because there's a lot of
people with bad tires on the road.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, a lot of people with bad cars that'll blow
up at any minute.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five y'awl Okay.
We have this all star game that is coming up.
It's the East West Shrine Bowls Square. So there's college
football hairs offered. Who want to our first pair of tickets?
To this himp. What is going on?
Speaker 11 (57:03):
We got another super young fan of the show that won.
We've had a ton of these lately.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, it really is cool.
Speaker 11 (57:10):
Barely out of their twenties. Frank Siller and fort Worth
first time winner.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
Yes, but well yet.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
In case you hadn't heard, the Sugar Bowl will be
played today at three o'clock on ESPN.
Speaker 7 (57:25):
I feel so sorry for those people having to do
it in there's the.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Shroud of what happened. Oh man, But while we were away,
here's some of the bowl games we miss Now, we're
not going to give you all the scores of all
the games, but we missed the trans Perfect Music City Bowl.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Oh how could we have missed it?
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Do you have to have a sex change with playing
the Transit Perfect The Cricket Celebration Bowl.
Speaker 7 (57:52):
Isn't that two different sports? I'm just saying it's a
cricket wireless Oh oh, I guess Sponsoround's funny.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
The Art of Sport LA Bowl hosted by Gronk Boy.
I'm sorry I miss Gronk. The Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl.
Gasparilla you sound like some you take if you have
uncontrollable flatula.
Speaker 7 (58:17):
The Snoop dogg Arizona Bowl.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Presented by Gin and Juice by Dre and Snoop. Now,
first of all, that title is entirely too long, but
Snoop and Doctor Dre sponsored a bowl game. I guess
if you have as much money as the companies that
lie out.
Speaker 7 (58:35):
I guess you can.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
We also had the Cheese Itt Citrus Bowl. Sound like
Jesus Citrus Bowl, didn't it Jesus Tony, The Tiger Sun Bowl.
Speaker 7 (58:45):
It was girt.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
No, I'm not gonna do it. And the pop Tart
Bowl with the edible mascot.
Speaker 7 (58:53):
I love that the winner gets the edible mask shot.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
It was the cinnamon roll flavored. This time he's to
be the edible mascot, but they put him in this
huge toaster where it likes elkinside and.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
He's waving his arm.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Leg's going fire, He's going to the oven. So that
was just some of the things that we missed. And also,
you know, and there's a good time that people try
to get personalized license plates, but sometimes the names get
rejected and I wonder why. Here's some of the names
of personalized license plates that Texas rejected. For example, mister
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Big d.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
Oh what d is that would be a very popular vehicle.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Suga t S sugar four twenty Mary Yeah back d
f U P back Yeah, you got it, you got
it f k n sd p d F and stupid
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get wood was an one that didn't make it. Wow
Hawk Tua. Of course, can we stop talking about it
as long ones got a podcast? She got to go away.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
She's in deep trouble, by the way, we'll talk about
that later.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Oh yes, about our business places. Also, here's another one.
This blows. I would like to have that one myself.
Poon was another one that was rejected. Tits Out was rejected,
and so was Kuciechi coucie theo h. I don't know
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if that's how you spelled Gucci, but those were some
of the license plates that were rejected. I guess you
can try again later on this year for next year.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Hey uh. The lone start ticket window is getting quite
the workout today as we kick off a new year.
Jeff k will open it up again this afternoon at
around four forty and he's got tickets to see Sticks
at do Segi's Pavilion Friday August first. Also that mill
Kevin Cronin of r e O. Speedwagon and Don Felder
formerly The Eagles. If you want to go to the show,
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make sure you're listening this afternoon to our buddy Jeff
k Here on Dallas fort Worth's Class Rock lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It's of the utmost important.
Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
It's urgent.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
As we move at half speed after.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Yeah, yeah, moving too fast. And I did not sleep well.
I'm definitely gonna need a nap. It was kind of
like that first day of school where you keep waking
up because I think you're gonna be late.
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
That happens to me all the time. Oh man, you
know what else? Sometimes when I take a nap during
the day, I've told you this before, I'll wake up
and I see that the sun is out of going.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Oh my god, like overslept, So then.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I take it president.
Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Oh, it's I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Every Thanks all, at least temporarily. Okay, let's talk some
time wasters here.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
What you got, girt well bo? Last night, ABC showed
a special three hour highlights show of the thirty ninth
annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction ceremony to
kick off the new year.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Mary J. Blish getting you did, of course, it.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Was just the highlights. Now, if you wanted to see
the five hour plus ceremony in its entirety, no thank you,
you can still check it out on Disney Plus. Among
the highlights from last night, Sammy Hagar inducting Foreigner, saying
the first time he heard Jukebox Hero, you knew that
you would be so jealous of this bad Sammy said
that to him, it is one of the greatest rock
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vocal performance is ever. Lou Graham was on hand to
accept the honor, and he thanked Mick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Jones along with the many triumphs and accolades. We didn't
always agree about Foreigner's musical directions, but all told, we
were very fortunate to have been in Foreigner together and
our music continues to stand the test of time. But
from now on, I'm not speaking to the rest of them.
Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Yes, then there's a great story of why he doesn't
speak to Mick Jones too, Remember that the whole napkin
and write down a number and oh yeah, drama. So
Neil Young has posted another video from what he's calling
fireside Sessions too. The first video was Silver and Gold,
which he hadn't played live in over seventeen Years. The
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new video has him playing Pardon My Heart from the
nineteen seventy five album with Crazy Horses Zuma. We have
that video up on our page if you want to
check it out. And new year, same beef, Sammy Hagar
accusing Alex van Halen a blasphemy for ignoring Van Halen's
years of success as Van Hagar in his memoir. Van
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Halen's new memoir, Brothers, focuses on his life and times
with his brother Edward van Halen, but ends with the
original departure of David Lee Roth back in nineteen eighty five,
and that did not sit well with Sammy Hagar. Alex
van Halen says what happened after David left is not
the same band. The magic was in the first years,
when we didn't know what we were doing, when we
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were willing to try anything as a band. You could
read the full story up on our page.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Well, I like the Van Hagar I know you too.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Me too, And we've got the video to right now
up on our page if you want to check that out.
That's from the Van Hagar years. One of my favorite
things from VH one when they did the pop up
videos was they played right now and in the pop
up video, it says, right now, David Lee Roth is
trying to convince a girl at a bar that he
used to be part of Van Haden. I remember that.
(01:04:57):
They flash up little post that and I will remember
it forever. Finally, Buddy the Elf had a rough holiday season.
A video of Will Ferrell dressed his Buddy from Elf
at an LA Kings hockey game has gone viral. Buddy's
sitting there with a beer and a cigarette dangling in
his mouth and a five o'clock shadow. The not so
(01:05:19):
Happy Elf went viral, and we've got that video up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Nothing really good, Nothing really good.
Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Your Mama.
Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Show, I've missed you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
That's great to be back. More smart ass comics like that.
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
I got a million the year just started.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I'll tell you well. Thanks for tuning in today. It
was kind of us getting the cobwebs out because we've
been gone for a while. But there's still other shows
that aren't back either, that won't be back until Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
So why didn't we take the two days off because
we were dying to get back to our.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Rat This show must go on. By God, tomorrow is
fried Day. Yeah fast, Yeah, more cheap trick tickets and
more tickets to the annual East West Rine Bolt of
it up and we'll see whatever else happens to shake
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loose as we get ready for our first weekend of
the new year. Now, next up is our after show
decompression session. Well, we'll sit here and just hup the
bull for a while and spit out words and see
where they splatter.
Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
That's right, it's gonna happen over on the official Lone
Star Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Come on by. Yeah, Well, we don't know what's gonna happen.
We never do, and that's that's kind of the charm
of the whole thing. Maybe we'll just record ourselves in
nappy let's do. Let's see if anybody notices. Oh they will,
they will.
Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
There's somebody that has a website where all they do
is sleep and people like tune in and they've got
more followers.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Than we do. There's another website with a guy staring
into the camera. Yeah that's right, for hours, for like
nine hours.
Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Some people they just all they do is just eat
and stare at the camera.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah, that didn't sound very entertained. We not be watching that,
but some people will watch that stuff for some reason.
We're not gonna make it as a society.
Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Are we.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yea that before? It ain't gonna happen toast. So we'll
talk about whatever you'll want to talk about in the
after show Decompression Zasion.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
And feel free to join on in if you want to.
Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Yeah, call in if you want.
Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Yeah, I already heard from Matt to Cat. He said
he was gonna call it earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
We'll see what anybody is welcome. We'll answer as many
calls as we can.
Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Come on in.
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
The water is warm. Let me pede in that. Let
me rephrase that. We'll get as many collars.
Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
As we feel like.
Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I feel like it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I peed in the water and know there's no
purple stuff that makes everybody know that you just peed
in the pool.
Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
You know what that worked when I was young?
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, you pinched it back. You pinched it back, all right,
So we'll see on the after show. We'll see on
the show. Enough show, Tomorra keep between the ditches.
It's that time of year. Time to make New Year's resolutions,
but they're so hard to keep. That's why there's new
low expectations resolutions. These resolutions are so basic it's impossible
not to keep them.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm not going to wear brown shoes with black pants.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yes, Low expectations resolutions are way easier to keep the
normal resolutions.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm gonna limit myself to nine thousand calories a day,
but that's the max.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Low expectations resolutions. I'm not going to murder anybody this year.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
So simple, anybody can keep them.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
January first, I'm feeling real strong, gonna hit the gym,
in riding my rooms. No more junk food than no
laid night snacks. This year's the year I'm taking it back.
But by day three I'm back on couch, Netflix and pizza.
I've already slouched my tread and nails dusty.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
My weights are two.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I guess my resolutions didn't make it. Through resolution failures
and breaking them all, thought i'd stand tall, but I
started to fall from diets to workouts. I gave it
a try, but my wheel power's week and I don't
know why.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
The bull wasn't them. I'm sure what kind.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Of people are these? Did you know how these people live?
Keep out of it.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
You don't know how I feel?
Speaker 9 (01:59):
Bill?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
How do you feel?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Will you leave him out of this? He's suffered enough.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
The man hasn't been able to digest a decent meal
in six weeks.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Hello, Hello, where are you where?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
We were worried to death days?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Calm down, we were on vacation.
Speaker 9 (02:23):
Okay, you can't get away.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
It's the Poe and Them show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love
and what are they gonna do? We don't even know
what we're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Do you even know how to do this anymore?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We don't even know if we're gonna remember how to
exactly push which buttons we're supposed to put?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
What are we doing again?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Yes? I have all my passwords written down.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, I don't mind down before we went on vacation.
It's a smart thing to do because there's nothing worse.
And get back knowing you got to catch up? Going
what the hell was my past word again?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Because I have like four different ones for each computer.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Well, Happy New Year you two?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Today is today? Is also mine? Endeavors thirty second niverse.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Oh well, had I known a gift, she better give
me a gift.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
We'll make sure to leave you two alone tonight.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah yeah, oh no, I'm in a text of constantly.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The Devil's were listen New Year's Eve, I went to.
Me and Clay were hanging out at the Londoner in Addison. Yeah,
and there was this guy at a table behind us,
and he was talking like this, like nobody could hear him.
I had to hear him. He just got louder and louder,
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and I thought to myself, this guy is in the
middle of a really severe drunk or he's just a
jerk off or deaf. Well, so I ignored him, and
then I hear a big crash and Klay went to
the bathroom. I heard a big crash, looked around. The
guy had fallen off his stool because he was drinking.
So then I turned around. That's funny, turned around. Then
(04:21):
something hit the back of my chair. He fell down
again trying to get up, and that was the table
hitting me in the back. Wow, what a way to
end twenty twenty four. Oh man, they couldn't get him
off the floor.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Oh that's sad.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
You're OK.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah, but it was funnier to hell.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'll try that round.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I'm surprised we haven't seen the video up on social
media of this guy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
If somebody got it, I hope they posted so today
the first show of twenty twenty five. Oh yeah, it
is Happy mew Year for Cats Day. No, it's more
like I.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Don't know I have a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, but the little kids don't realize they're part of
a parody mew Year National Science Fiction Day. Okay, now
y'all know how much I loves me some satisfy.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I'm surprised you didn't start the show with us sat
By Movie.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I watched all those movies as a kid with my mom,
who turned me onto many of the classics like Day
the Earth Stood Still, War of the World, Invaders from Mars,
Thank you, Mama, fifty five mile per hour speed Limit Day.
January second, nineteen seventy four, President Richard Rookslan signed the
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Emergency Highway Energy Conservation Act into law. They contained the
National Speed Limit Law, which Lord's speed limit to fifty
five miles an hour nationally to say, feel it's the
speed limit we all follow, don't we?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Oh? Yeah, absolutely, you know it. My mind you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh yeah, National Personal Trainer Day. Yeah, we're all aware
who will call you when we finally decide to get
with that good New Year's resolution that we promised ourselves.
And it's National Motivation and Inspiration Day. That means you
should get some of that motivation and inspiration to finally
call that personal trainer.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
That would be nice.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Would National run it up the flagpole and see if
anybody salutes a day. It was a popular phrase in
the nineteen fifties and sixties. It means get out an idea,
no matter how stupid it is, and see if anybody
leaves there are no dumb ideas office charity, Yes, right
up the flagpole. It's World Introvert Day. If that describes you,
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I wouldn't consider a career in radio. That's not good.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Actually, I know a lot of introverts pretending to be
extens on the radio.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It is Swiss Cheese Day. One of those things you
either love it or hate it.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I do love it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Do you know there are about four hundred and fifty
varieties of Swiss cheese. I did not know that National
Cream puff Day. They're pretty good and not just for
throwing at each other's faces, like three students did National
Buffet Day. There's one thing that's either hit or missed.
It's a restaurant's buffet. Sometimes it's all you can eat buffet,
and other times it's all you can stand without throwing up.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, be.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Careful, you're gonna walk out with a food baby. That's right.
So get ready because we got Sports of all sorts
coming up. But of course we got the freaking full file.
And since it's Thursday, Fun with Music Day, our first
mash up of two and.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
It's seven point fifty your shot at tickets to see
Cheap Trick?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All right?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Oh yeah, the morning Trip.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Let's get ready to this time to Dallas?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
What was Classic Rock alone starred ninety two to five.
I know some of you are listening, going, let's say
when they're gonna make a mistake they've not for a while.
Two ways. Yeah, well, don't you worry. It'll happen sooner
or later. Hey, it's six thirty and it's High Verse
Sports of all Sorts.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
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Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, I hate to see this happen. The sugar Bowl
matt up between Notre Dame and Georgia was postponed by
a day after an attack in New Orleans left ten
people dead many more injured. But a new announcement could
put the game at risk of another move.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
So it may not occur this afternoon at three pm.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
That's the word. So we got to kind of stay
on top of this to see if that's going to happen.
The game was initially scheduled for yesterday afternoon, but was
moved back to today. There's no indication whether Sugar Bowl
officials could add a further delay to the playoff game.
The game was delayed as a measure of safety as
officials conducted a security sweep at Superdome after explosive devices
(08:39):
were found at the scene of that attack. Turns out
the guy was from Beaumont.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, Beaumont, Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I worked radio in Beaumont for two years. It's just
a tragic to start the new year.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
You also lived in New Orleans for a while. Do
you guys have loved ones there? Did you have to
make some worried calls to New Orleans? I made a
couple of them. Everybody seems to be okay.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Notre Dame in Georgia underwent preparations in their hotels yesterday,
holding team meetings in ballrooms. The Bulldogs later traveled by
bus to the Superdome for a walk through after the
security sweep had been completed. The game is played today.
If it is, it'll kick off at three o'clock. The
winner of the Sugar Bowl will advance to the semi
final of the College Football Playoff, with the winner taking
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on number six Penn State on Thursday, January ninth in
the Orange Bowl.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
So sad to me is the player from TCU. His
brother Tiger Beck just one of the victims from that.
That's so horrible. Well, Texas avoided the first big upset
of the College Football Playoff, hitting a fourth and long
touchdown pass to keep the game going and beating Arizona
State thirty nine to thirty one in double overtime when
(09:49):
an interception finally ended a Peach Bowl quarter final classic yesterday,
I kept turning the TV off because I got so nervous,
and then turning it back on time I wanted to
see what would happen.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Listen, You're not the only one that does. Yeah, oh man, it.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Was nerve wracking Cam's Goodebo led the Sun Devil's back
from a sixteen point deficit in the fourth quarter and
put his team ahead for the first time all day
with a three yard touchdown run to start overtime against
number four Texas. After a bunch of lopsided results through
the first five games of the expanded twelve team playoff,
the format finally produced a thriller for the Ages that
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sends the Longhorns back home for a Cotton Bowl semifinal
against number six Ohio State, who upset Oregon yesterday in
the Rose Bulls Another great game. The Cotton Bowl Classic
will be held at six point thirty a week from
tomorrow at Jerry World.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Right day, All right, it's been a lot of fun
watching the Longhorns run this season.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Yes, bait for yourself, perfect.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
But it has been Yeah, very happy for Ana.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Sorry, Bo.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Dallas Cowboys can't say the same once again. They are
parting ways with twenty nine year old veteran running back
as Ezekiel Elliott.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
Maybe this time for sure? Okay, the team's owner, right
because Bo, you said at the very beginning that you
did not expect good things from him this season?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Right now, the team's owner Jerry Jones, who you guys
speculate is kind of a teacher's pet towards Ezechiel, right.
He said in a statement that Zeke's being released that
he could join a team headed for the playoffs since
the Cowboys aren't.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Okay, Ezekiel, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Not gonna happen. His stats are horrible. God bless you. Yeah,
he needs a.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Little bit better report card, doesn't he. Once the team
officially releases him, which will be anytime now, Elliott will
hit waivers. If he isn't claimed, he'll hit free agency,
and lord, I hope he doesn't get hurt if.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
He does that.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Elliott started twice in fifteen games of the Cowboys this season.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
He scored three touchdowns.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
He carried the balltime seventy four He pounded out two
hundred and twenty six yards on the ground. He had
an average of three point one yards per carry. These
are all career lows.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Getting progressively worse every season.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Ever since that huge contract.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
This is maybe just what he needs.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Then, you know, this season, Elliott really challenged fifth year
player Rico Daddle for the role of lead back. Dawell
went on to become the franchise's first undrafted running back
to rush for one thousand solid yards.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Elliott played for the team for seven seasons.
Speaker 11 (12:17):
He got let go to save cap space two years
ago twenty twenty two, and he spent one year with
the Patriots before returning to North Texas. Now, the Cowboys
disappointing season comes to a merciful end this Sunday at
noon as they play the Commanders at Jerry World.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
I can't look.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Let the body bleed out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
The home of Mavericks star guard Luca Doncik was burglarized
last week. His business manager said no one was home
at the time and thankfully Luca and his family are safe.
There have been many break ins at athletes homes recently,
most notably Kansas City Chief stars Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey,
Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow, as well as Milwaukee Bucks
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forward Bobby Portas junior. The NBA sent out a memo
to all of its players regarding the wave of break
ins and all these burglaries. You know who else got
broke into Stars center Tyler Sagan's yea. They stole five
hundred thousand dollars in watches. The incident happened at Stars
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player's Preston Hollow home on November twenty ninth, the same
night Tyler Sagan was playing at home against the Colorado
Avalanche at the American Airline Center. Burglaries of athletes homes
have caught attention recently, including a few in North Texas.
We just mentioned that Maverick star Luka Doncik Holme was
burglarized as thieves took thousands of dollars in jewelry. The
day before that happened, Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's fiance Sarah
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Jane Reynolds, had around forty thousand dollars worth of items
stolen from her vehicle while she was taking a pilates class.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
I saw where it was jewelry, and I go, who
keeps forty thousand dollars worth of jewelry in their car?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Right? Yeah? Why would you keep it in your car?
Yea in case you need to howk some real.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Quick unless it was just her engagement ring horrible well.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
On Monday morning, police responded to the home of Mavericks
legend Dirt Nooviski after a reported break in, but the
incident was ultimately deemed a false security alarm.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Let's talk of basketball. The Dallas Mavericks dropped their third
straight game, losing to the Houston Rockets last night in Houston,
one ten to ninety nine. Both teams were on a
two game losing skid, and both teams had players that
were suspended from fights against other teams during the holiday season,
but the Rockets ended up with the win last night. Now,
the MAVs led by four midway through the second quarter
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before Houston used a twenty one to eight run to
take a sixty one to fifty two lead into halftime.
Rockets then opened up the second half with a eleven
to four spurt that pushed it to seventy two to
fifty six with nine minutes left in the third. Houston
was up by fourteen entering the fourth and maintained that
double digit lead throughout the quarter. It was the MAVs
third loss in four games, playing without Luka Doncik, who
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strained his CA on Christmas Day, The MAVs will need
to find a way to win without Luca because he's
going to be out for at least a month. Oh
Man MAVs are back home at the American Airline Center
tomorrow night. They're gonna face Cleveland. Tip off tomorrow night
is at seven point thirty. Now, speaking of the MAVs,
there could be a trade in the works. The Mavericks
reportedly interested in a key player on the New Orleans Pelicans,
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Herb Jones, who is among the best defensive wing players
in the league.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
Herb, I love that name, something about it. Let's bounce
back to the Dallas Stars for just a second, and
this is worth it. We're crossing our fingers pretty hard
for the Stars tonight. They're back at it again on
home ice tonight, hoping for a third straight win. Because
you see, dear friends, while we were on break New
Year's Eve, our boys chalked up a four to two
win against Buffalo, and for that matter, last Sunday night
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at home, they gave the Chicago Blackhawks a five to
one beat down. So they're hoping for a third win
tonight against the Ottawa Senators. That team is off a
three to one victory against the Wild and the last outing.
The Senators had a middle of the road performance in
the victory. Ottawa earned a goal on three out of
the thirty seven shots that they put on the net,
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and when at even strength, the Senators have surrendered seventy
nine goals while scoring eighty of their own, so again
right down the middle of the road. So far this year,
the Stars have accumulated one hundred and eleven goals, forty
three points, a penalty kill rate of eighty four percent
and change, and on their opponents ninety eight chances on
the power play. The Stars percentage currently comes in at
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ninety point four percent. Our boy Jake Ottinger sits with
just over fifty four hundred saves out of six thousand
shots taken against him. He has accumulated a career mark
of one hundred and thirty fifty seven and twenty four
So tonight at DOUBLEAC we root the Stars and the
Senators one more on home ice Saturday against Utah, and
then Dallas packs their suitcases. They've got a week's where
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the road games starting Tuesday next week in Toronto, go Stars, and.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We had some losses. Legendary sports caster Greg Gumballs he
died at the age of seventy eight. I didn't know
he had cancer. He was often the face and voice
of NFL games during college basketball's in NFL or March Madness,
and he would always talk about the NFL sometimes games
that were coming up. He was the older brother of
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fellow sportscaster Brian Gumbo, who was host of Real Sports
with Brian Gumble on HBO and Oakland Athletics. Legend Major
League Baseball Hall of Famer and one of the greatest
players in baseball history, Ricky Henderson passed away at the
age of sixty five, just days shy of his sixty
sixth birthday on Christmas Day.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
So young.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
He had a twenty five year career with the Athletics
and was a ten time All Star. He won the
nineteen ninety American League VP MVP and some of you
Ranger fans may remember that Nolan Ryan's five thousand strikeout
was against Ricky Henderson back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
He never said what he died of, though I kept
looking at He never said.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Didn't say, well, it is what it is. Get Ready
the freaking Full File next on the bowl and them
charge throat me a little to the left if you
don't mind coming out specific our first mashup of two
thousand twenty five, since it's final with music Day, but
now it's the freaking Full File and a lot of
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freaking foolishness went on while we were away, even some
at Christmas. Yes, a man who has been arrested in
Maryland after authorities said he caused disruptions at two Christmas
Eve masses, pouring whiskey into the holy water at one
service and throwing tangerines at another. Even gave one worshiper
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a black eye hit with a tangerine. How are you
gonna explain that? How do you get that black eye?
I was in a fight. Yeah, that's what it was
at church. You don't want to tell nobody got hit
by tangerine. Fifty six year old Thomas Campbell Bowlingetz. First
of all, that's too many damn names for one boy.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Settled down.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
He entered Holy Angels Catholic Church during a Christmas mash
shortly after five pm, dropped an onion on the floor
for some reason, and attempted to break up the service
by threatening to punch out everybody there damn. As he
was being escorted out, he turned around and pulled tangerines
out of his coat and threw them at the congregation
before running away. Later that night, during midnight mass at
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Saint Francis Xavier Catholic church in Leonardtown. Von Getz disrupted
another service by pouring whiskey into the holy water and
once again threatening to beat up anyone who quote had
a problem with it. Yes, church attendees escorted him from
the building. He attempted, unsuccessfully to hit him in the
head with the empty whiskey bottle.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
So you poured your whole bottle of whiskey into.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
The holy water, and now he is in the hospital
for mental health evaluation. Which is a good idea.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
No thing?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Okay. Here's a story about a social media influencer. Social
media influencer, Tana Karan Kanti, who was better known as
bank Lester, is no longer with us. That's because he
took on a dare that ended with fatal consequences for him.
Kant's social media stick was taking on dares from his
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fans and his followers, which he would perform while someone
would record it on video and then post it online.
In his final performance as a dancing monkey for Internet
fame if you will, Kanti downed an entire bottle of
whiskey at a party in exchange for around eight hundred
and eighty dollars. How they agreed to that amount was
never revealed.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'll give you eight hundred dollars. That's enough, give me
eight hundred and eighty in all yeah. Now.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
In this video taken at the party, Kanti could be
seen slugging down the entire bottle of whiskey while friends
cheered him on, and it's being videotaped. Immediately after he
drank all the whiskey, he reportedly looked unwell, threw up,
and then was rushed to the hospital, where he ultimately
passed away early in the morning on the day after
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Christmas from alcohol poisonings. So pay attention, kids, doing something
stupid and dangerous for hits on the internet just ain't
worth it.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
He should have poured that whiskey into the holy water.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yes, yes, at least it would be watered down.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Right now, the more you look at funny stuff in
the social media feeds and the reels and things going on,
the more you might see the googly eye pranks.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Have you guys seen They're putting them on statues and stuff, well, statues,
they put them on pets, stuffed animals, all this stuff.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
So the residents of Bend, Oregon are pretty fired up
about all this and have sort of collectively put their
sense of humor together, and Bend Oregon city officials are
being a bunch of dicks about it. Many of the
city statues and sculptures have recently been adorned with a
big pair of googly eye I think it's really funny,
the apparent work of pranksters working together in ben Oregon.
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The work has drawn a lot of lass, not from
city officials who wanted to stop, though they're pretty pissed
about it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
A post on the city's Instagram page says.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
While the googly eyes, they said that while the googly
eyes placed on various art pieces around town might give
you a chuckle, it costs money to remove them.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Oh yeah, it cost the cities money to walk up
and pull them right off. I'm sure that's probably about
a fifteen hundred dollars invoice or something just to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
According to spokesperson Renee.
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Mitchell, the adhesives from the googly eyes can damage metal codings,
come on, and may require the sculptures to be repainted
or recoded.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Come on, lighten up, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Leave the googly eyes on. It makes kids happy.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I like the statues better with the googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah right, you don't cut funny. Ever, that's right anywhere
in the Balkans. Baba Vonga, the blind living Nostradamus, has
amazed people at her psychic predictive abilities. Now, if you
believe in that sort of thing, brace yourself for some
bad news. She has a gloomy view of what twenty
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twenty five has in store.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, here's the thing you need to look out for.
Secret genetic experiments come to light, including genetically modified human
beings with amazing powers. I guess the Marvel universe is
coming to pen Now that's cool. The digital apocalypse as
artificial intelligence shows signs of getting out of control and
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makes irreversible decisions in areas like cybersecurity and transportation.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Now see that I believe, haven't.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We've been saying that all the time.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Did you see the terminator A? I'm gonna get us.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The existence of extraterrestrial life will finally be revealed and
near something we already knew. They've been living with us
for years. Duh. A manufactured energy crisis that will be
manipulated by some world governments in order to suck money
out of people.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yes, subderminal chips being utilized for mass surveillance to track
and suppress dissent by some countries. Some adults and even
babies will have these chips and planet in them without
them knowing it. Wow, So if you're gonna have a
kid born this year, might have a chip in it. Bo,
did you get some good inspiration from this for Choose
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you news?
Speaker 7 (24:26):
Not real?
Speaker 6 (24:27):
These are some choose your.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Niees kind of We've already had these stories.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Also, weather manipulation technologies could be used to create manufactured
weather crisis for military and economic purposes.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
They're already doing it, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, there you go. Happy New Year. Everybody give yourself
to worry about.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
All right, all right, let's start off twenty twenty five
by giving you a shot at tickets to see Cheap
Trick Thursday, March sixth at Texas Trust Seuth Theater in
Grand Prairie. We have those tickets for you coming up
next hour, and you know Bo's gonna have a fun
way for you to win, since it's fun with music day.
I'm right, we're gonna give those siccrets away next hour
round seven fifty. So just keep listening to the Bow
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and Them show here on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Dallas fort Wor's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
You know who, it's time for our first mashup of
twenty twenty five. So no, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, Hey bo, hey bo, close enough, damn what
do you think you could mash up Paranoid by Black
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Sabbath with?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
What could you do that way? Well listen and find
out here we go.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
By.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
You're a fie, make a big nice playing in the street,
gonna be a big class up.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Now.
Speaker 13 (25:54):
You got on your faces, you big display taking you
up chain an, say, buddy, got a young man on.
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That's something in me you gotta.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Take on the way.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
You got blood up on your faces, big displaced waving
your fader home, saying up buddy, you are a norm
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all mad your ryes.
Speaker 14 (27:03):
Got Omega's offenday you got mad on your base, big disgrace.
Somebody about up with to bag a lady and.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You had your doubts.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
That was awesome. Bow, You're welcome the bow in them show.
You know, if you went far away for Christmas holiday, you.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Probably flew on one of them. Yes, you did, or
you drove for a long long time lone start ninety
two five. Yes, we've got cheap trick tickets, and how
we're going to give them away is at seven point fifty,
I'm going to play a theme from a movie. It
either has the word new year or day in it.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Okay, new year or day?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, because it was New Year's Day yesterday. Yes it was. Yeah,
And I'll give you a little little hint about it
here later on. All right, but it's going to be
the ending theme of a movie instead of the beginning
because it's the end of.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
The old So hopefully you stayed through the ending credits.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yes, there you.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Go, there you go. Well, you know, the Angel of
Death had to snatch up a bunch of souls before
the New year. Jimmy Carter, thirty ninth President of the
United States, died, but before he went, he made it
to one hundred years old.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Good for him.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
The Angel of Death wouldn't let Betty White do it,
but Jimmy Carter did it. Peanut Farmer from Plains, Georgia.
He was a nuclear engineer in the Navy who served
as his state's governor from nineteen seventy one to seventy five.
Their long shot election as president in seventy six indied
Gerald Fords hoped for returning to office after he was appointed.
After regard and resigned, Carter's one term presidency, people think
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of it as a failure and remembered largely for his
handling of the Iran hostage crisis, failure to prevent the
Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and his loose cannon brother Billy,
who was a comical distraction to the nation. Remember, yes,
I actually drank a did not. A friend of mine
bought some and I hope was it good? Tasted like
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just warm beer. Basically, after leaving office, Carter became an
active author, speaker and chared the Leader, devoting himself off
and right, along with other volunteers to Habitat for Humanity.
He would build houses. Yes, after a series of hospitalizations
in twenty twenty two and twenty three, he went to
hospice care at home in Georgia. Until recently he had
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been working job sites for Habitat for Humanity. Also, Linda
Lavin passed away from the Tony winning Broadway star Who's
best remembered as the star of the TV sitcom Alice
She died from lung cancer Sunday in Los Angeles. She
was eighty seven. She landed the title role of a
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diner waitress and single mother in the nineteen seventy six
comedy series Alice, which was based on the movie Alice
Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The show ran on CBS for
nine seasons. Linda Lavin also sang the show's theme song,
I did not know Yes, check it out.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
That's Linda Labinow.
Speaker 13 (30:30):
She was just.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She's gone up.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
That was a cute jing it. It was a great
show too, as it was speaking of cancer. Olivia Hussey,
who captured global attention as Juliet in the nineteen sixty
eight film adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, died last week
at the age of seventy three after battling a recurrence
of breast cancer. The actress, who was born in Argentina
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and then later moved to London with her family when
she was quite young, starting several notable productions after her
breakout role in Romeo and Juliet, including Death on the Nile,
Jesus of Nazareth, the TV series Great Series, and Stephen
King's It. You probably remember her from that.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Boat yeah, but I also remember her from Black Christmas. Yeah,
I told you all about that movie.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
She was in that where the killer of college Girls
was in the sorority house the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
The calls are coming from inside the house here.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
In twenty twenty two, Olivia Hussey and her co star
from Romeo and Juliet, Leonard Whiting, sued Paramount Pictures, claiming
that the director of Romeo and Juliet film nude scenes
without their consent when they were teenagers. She was only
sixteen when they made that movie. A judge moved to
dismiss the case in May of twenty twenty three. I
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remember we went as a class trip to go see
this movie at a theater in Edinburgh, Texas, and all
of us were like, just you know, laughing because they
were all naked. Yes, and yes, she was often teased
about her last name, Hussy, but she took it all
in stride and laughed along with everybody else. Olivia Hussey
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Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Hussey. Hussey was means whole.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
He's right, Hussey Szu Hussey.
Speaker 11 (32:32):
Now, as long as we're taking our hats off in memoriam,
we want to wish the spirit of Warren Upton Well.
He is the oldest living survivor of the nineteen forty
one Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, last remaining survivor of
the battleship USS Utah.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
He just passed at one hundred and five. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
Utah was at Pearl Harbor when Japanese planes began bombing
the Hawaiian naval base in the early hours of December seventh,
nineteen forty one. Great movie, by the way, in an
attack that propelled the US into World War two. Upton
told the AP in twenty twenty he had been getting
ready to shave when he felt the first torpedo hit
the ship, so he might have cut himself a little bit.
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With all that rattling going on on the island. He
recalled that no one on board knew what made the
ship shake at first. Everybody just kind of looking at
each other and going what's going on. The second torpedo hit,
the ship began the capsize, and the twenty two year
old jumped into the ocean swam ashore of Ford Island.
He jumped into a trench to avoid Japanese planes and
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they're bombing, and he stayed for about thirty minutes until
the truck came by and whisked him away to safety. Boy,
you talk about cutting it close.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
What I tell you, that's something stories you can tell
your old grandy and rest in power, warn Upton. Now
something that you might be interested in We're going to
do next. We as Americans are extremely good at shoving
things inside ourselves that we know we shouldn't. What I
wonder what this would feel like? Ah, things that were
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pulled out are cut out of people this past year,
and it's a long list. Coming up next on the
Ball with am Joe all Right, Curly of the Three
Stooge Dallas. What was classic rock lone Star ninety two five?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Coming up?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
We got cheap trick tickets and fun with music Day.
I'm gonna do a theme from a movie that either
has the word happy New or year in.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
It, and it's the end theme.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's the end theme since we just finished the year.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Okay, all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well let's look back at the year, because you know,
why do some people cram something inside themselves when they
know they shouldn't, but they do it anyway. They are
slightly less good at getting them back out without the
aid of trained medical personnel. Oh my god, And you
may be wondering what some folks shoved up one or
more of their orifices this past year for whatever reason
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and had to make a trip to the emergency room.
Well wonder no more. Get ready, Okay, let's start with
the ears. Buckle up two wireless earbuds. While they're earbuds. Yeah, sister,
put long slender toy in patient's ear, rock salt, some
kind of bearing paper made into animals in both ears,
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placed thermometer and ears fell on bed and jammed it
inside a long bar straw.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Oh my beard.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Watch you must have itched an eighteen thousand dollars pearl,
a decorative seashell with dead animal inside, a plastic spider,
and a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
So you know that one's right at the end.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Of the ear. How about in the nose small magnets,
two of them, two button batteries, bath oil bead, two
inch blackboard chalk.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
These are all up in someone's nuts helping. It's a
child and not an adult that's doing that. A wasp
tried to remove with bobby pin.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Now bobby pin was stuffed a candy wrapper, a googly eye, mothballs,
sunflower seeds and a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Are all the story is going to end with, and Christmas?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Some of them will. How about in the throat a
fidget spinner who condom? I don't want to speculate how
that condom gun in?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
I'm picturing it right now.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
A laser pointer, a tape pressure dispenser, a decorative aquarium rock,
a piece of bedspring, watches, detergent pod. Swallowed three button
batteries last night and thumbtack this morning because they tasted good.
That was what paste said. A capsule that expands into
a foam dinosaur, A plastic sword from an exotic bar
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drink swallowed a stamp inkpad and received as a prize
at the dentist office cleaning solution. Razor blade covered in
toilet paper, broken plastic soap dish, a stuffed bird puzzle pieces,
had necklace in mouth, tried to untangle it and accidentally
swallowed it. A glass Christmas tree light. Here's a Christmas item,
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ice cream cup lit, a drill bit, a hearing aid,
A house key swallowed a thumbtack that she thought was
a mint, and a Christmas ornament. How about this one up?
The old penis chaf Oh my god, crayons, a magic
marker cap, a whole chopstick, a ballpoint pen, a piece
of toy plyers, a lollipop stick, coaxial cable, wedding ring, magnets,
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a screwdriver, a bobby pin. Unable to achieve erection and
thought it would help. I don't know how about up
the JJ?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Is it up?
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Anna?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
A toothbrush, a nine inch piece of Scotch tape. Was
being arrested by police, so she took her cellphone and
hit it from them, stuck it in her with JJ
and couldn't retrieve it. A perfume bottle, a makeup sponge,
a large piece of underwe a toy action figure, a
rubber ball jumped off couch and landed on spoon and
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finally in the rectum. Okay. Patient states that he slipped
in the shower and amos landed on a metal air
freshener can and it went up there. Yeah, I believe that.
A folding knife, a plastic toy six inches long, a toothpick,
a toothbrush, a toothbrush holder. Where you got it? Swallow him?
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I get the same time. Up your old wooper, A plunge,
your handle, mattress fall, two razor blades, two small vibrators,
turkey baster, condom wrapper, coat hanger, patient unsure how it
got there right, A garden hose cap, a cigarette lighter,
a toy hockey stick, Oh my god, a water gun
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full of vodkas. These are up people's bombs. A bag
of heroin. Probably the cops were coming. Yeah, an egg timer,
a small shampoo bottle, a large shampoo bottle, a light bulb,
an apple sauce can. Accidentally got a dildo lodged and
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rectum and cut the end of it off.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
I don't know what they thought.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
My god, I.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Was using prostate massage and got it stuck inside.
Speaker 7 (39:23):
And finally.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Christmas. Christmas ornament names that people put up every hole
on their body.
Speaker 7 (39:32):
What no.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Nineteen seventy three steering column from a camaro. Well, yeah,
you can hope for that for next year.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
I wonder about everybody hill sto cramming things up.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Like a Christmas ornament.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Christmas ornament, well before we take the tree down. Okay,
speaking of cheat trick, they are coming to Texas, trust
to you theater in Prairie on March the sixth and
So what we're gonna do is on Fun with Music Day,
I have a theme from a movie that either has
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the word happy New or year in it, and since
we just finished an old year, it's the end theme.
The ending theme of a movie that either has happy
New or year in the time.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
It's gonna be tough because the opening theme easy peasy,
but the end theme.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, listen, tell me the end theme. Tell me what
movie this is. It's a tough one.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Want to know you heard hints like the decade?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Please?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Eighties? Okay, eighties?
Speaker 6 (40:56):
Fair, Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
If I tell you who the star was, it'll give
it away. And this is the smartest audience in the
history of morning radios. That's true. Let me let it
play for a little while for you, all right, let
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me take a couple of falls, and I may have
to tell you the star. You know, I'm drawing a
blame loon of them? Show what movie ending theme is that? No,
I wish it was one day. I'm gonna get that,
and I'm gonna play it.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
You go.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I can't believed. Bar of them show, bar of them?
Show tell me what movie end theme that is. This
is the smartest audience in the history Okay, you're not
bowing them. Show oh hello, bowe and them show tell
me what end theme that is from what movie You're
the Cat? You're the Cat? Yeah, let me tell you
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the star of the movie. Okay, Peter O'Toole, also starring
Jessica Harper, Joseph Bologna, Laney Kazan, Bill Macy, and Mark
Lynn Baker.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
I'll tell you this the eighties.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
The word year is the one that's in the title. Okay, okay,
Annabel thinks she had let's see, yep, there you go,
there you go. Bon on them, show tell me what
movie theme that is. I don't know, oh, boning them,
show tell me what movie that is that is?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
Uh no, no, no, it has the word year in it,
and Peter O'Toole and Joseph Bologna were in it, and
that those are very very good hints.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yes, yes, yes, bon them, show tell me what movie
that is?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Uh I forgot, Oh.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, you guys are trying. Let me try again. Bon them,
show tell me what movie that is that has the
word year in it.
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Damn I thought it was a large Arabia.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
No no, no, it's not. It has to have the
word year. Yes, bon them, show tell me what movie that.
Speaker 6 (43:26):
Is my favorite year?
Speaker 7 (43:27):
My favorite Ye.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
That's that's a funny ass man, it is. Yes, Peter
O'Toole is a drunk actor. Yeah, that's great. All right,
you got cheap trick tickets? Who is this?
Speaker 15 (43:38):
This is Jonathan Ali from Forth.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
All right, day, Jonathan, hang on, man, We got to
get some information from you and we'll hook you up. Okay,
thanks sir. All right, Oh do we have to have
a Friday Foster cluck tomorrow for cheap trick tickets?
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Coming up, we're gonna wrap up the new year, the
old year, and get ready for the new year. If
you haven't already broken your resolution yet.
Speaker 7 (44:01):
And sports fans, the one hundredth annual East West Shrine
Bowl is coming to AT and T Stadium Thursday, January thirtieth,
featuring the best of the best in college football. And
if you want to go, we're opening up the lone
Star ticket window at around eight forty for your shot
at those tickets here on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Blah blah booh.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Bah blah blah, Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Yes, we're back, we're liven in living color,
and we remembered how to do this, Yes, eventually, Yeah,
because I mean you first sit down and say, okay,
now what's my past wording?
Speaker 6 (44:46):
And shake the rust off.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
No, I tell you that's how it rolls. By the way,
coming up at eight forty in the ticket window, we
got a pair of tickets to the one hundredth annual
East West Shrine Game at AT and T Stadium also
known as Jerryworld that is on Thursday, January thirtieth, featuring
the best in college football. And that game has been
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played every year since nineteen twenty five.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Is that crazy? That's all amazing?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 9 (45:14):
So.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Here we are in the brand new year. It's time
that we look back at the old year and talk
about those resolutions you're probably gonna break, okay.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Like an hour into the new year.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Just do the best you can. Here you go. Every
year I.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Make New Year's resolutions you.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
Need to, and every year I break them.
Speaker 15 (45:35):
Perhaps you need the New Year's Resoluter. You'll always keep
your resolutions when you use the resolutor, because it scans
your brain to determine what promises you're actually capable of keeping.
Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah, let's try it.
Speaker 11 (45:45):
This year, I resolve to lose thirty pounds, lose fifteen pounds,
to gain twenty pounds and another chin.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
This year, I resolve to find a gorgeous, wealthy husband. Okay,
how about a date with some guy at a bar?
All right, all right, I'll sit on my couch all
day wishing I had a line.
Speaker 15 (46:10):
That's the New Year's resolutor. Good one. You'll love it.
You'll like it. Then, okay, you'll toss it out along
with a treadmillia bot.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Wow, this thing is good.
Speaker 16 (46:20):
New Year's resolutions are hard to keep. Get a little
help practicing restraint with the New Year's Resolution Electrocution Bracelet.
Anytime you try to break your resolution, this bracelet sends
twenty thousand volts of electricity through your body. Whether you're
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the New Year's Resolution Electrocution Bracelet will even help you
stop cursing.
Speaker 6 (46:45):
Oh what a piece of cold.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
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Speaker 7 (46:49):
So get a.
Speaker 16 (46:49):
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Speaker 7 (46:54):
Available now and now, A new Year's resolution from Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
Make New Year's resolutions for I do not acknowledge the
American calendar. I used the calendar of an obscure ancient
tribe in South America called the tip of two file
a Poo. Their new year occurs every nineteenth lunar cycle,
and it's celebrated by beckoning to the gods and begging
for forgiveness for all of your previous transgressions. But yeah,
my resolution will be less drugs.
Speaker 7 (47:22):
This has been a New Year's resolution from Gary Busey.
Speaker 15 (47:26):
Starting the new year with a big project.
Speaker 17 (47:28):
Hardware is the fly house as everything you need FRUS
first class help to load those heavy items onto your
car of coase security, irons safe thanks to the steel
fighting fit, the concrete slams on top of it in
the water, and the model countertop.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 17 (47:43):
Of course, when you actually get the stuff home, you
have to unload it on.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
After all, it's your home project, right.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
Let's yeah, I'll start by unloading this.
Speaker 6 (47:58):
It's one of these grass safety on the job. At home.
Speaker 17 (48:01):
You're on your own hardware supply house, the highest quality
for the lowest IQ.
Speaker 6 (48:08):
Happy New Year everybody. So what is your New Year's resolution.
Speaker 8 (48:10):
Well, I stay down real late and on trying.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Colt came over.
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Will was not time?
Speaker 8 (48:18):
Will this brand new gale bone start so hot? Because
it is back to work time?
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
It's back to work time. My friend leave the holidays,
be high crap getting yell that bound down doss a kid,
because it is back to work time.
Speaker 9 (48:39):
Walk, get back to work.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
No more pulling around.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
I gotta get back to work.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
All right, let's go back to work here, Get back
to work here, morons, go back and work.
Speaker 7 (48:47):
Back to work, back to work, go back to work.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
The Bolan then show Oh Yeah, Dallas Forwards. Classic rock
lone Star ninety two to five. That song Roadhouse Blues
is from the album Morrison Hotel, which was a real place.
I say was because it burned down, burned down, went
up in flames. The cover was shot by rock photographer
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Henry Dilts, who he actually had in the studio along
with Paddy Boyd one Time Wow years ago. The inspiration
for Lela Well. He shot that in December of nineteen
sixty nine. The hotel did not give permission, so when
the front desk attendant stepped away, the band seized the
moment ran and stood behind the window while Dilt snapped
away from the sidewalk.
Speaker 16 (50:08):
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Morrison Hotel was released February of nineteen seventy, peaked at
number four on the Billboard two hundred Albums. And you
probably heard this by now. A driver caused a bunch
of carnage in New orleans famed French Quarter early on
New Year's Day, ramming a pickup truck into a crowd
and killing fifteen people before being shot to death by police.
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Now you know, I got some roots in New Orleans,
so I was very disturbed when I heard this. More
than thirty people were injured in the attack, which the
FBI is investigating as an act of terrorism. The driver
was killed in a gunfight with police following the attack
that happened about three fifteen in the morning early along
Bourbon Street near Canal Street, in an area teeming with
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a bunch of New Year's people celebrating. The guy was
trying to run over as many people as he could.
Because of that, the Sugar Bowl was from yesterday to today. Now,
there was word that the Sugar Bowl might be postponed again,
but according to Annabelle, it's gonna go on today at
three o'clock.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
Yeah, that's the last word from all the media in
New Orleans that it's still gonna go on at three
pm this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
And the guy who did it was from Beaumont.
Speaker 7 (51:21):
And apparently there's some link to isis. I don't know,
you know, the FBI is investigating. We'll find out more.
A former Cedar Hill police officer is in big trouble
for allegedly soliciting a woman that he arrested for sex.
And she wasn't the only one either. Donald Mercer turned
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himself into the Ellis County Jail on a case related
to a DWII arrest that he made in August of
last year. Donald Mercer pulled over a twenty seven year
old woman, performed a field sobriety test, and then he
placed her in handcuffs in the backseat of his patrol car.
When Officer Mercer reached across her to buckle her in,
she kissed him on the neck. He then kissed her
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back and it was.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
All on video, asking her for a Lewinsky if you
know what I mean, she refused initially.
Speaker 7 (52:16):
Reviews while being questioned by internal affairs investigators Mercer reveal
he'd also given several other women his phone number after
pulling them over on traffic stops and asking if they
would like to take care of things before it all
went to court.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
You know, you don't have to go to court if
you'll just, yeah, take care of things.
Speaker 7 (52:34):
Well, if this officer gets fired for this from the
Cedar Hill Police Department, he should apply to the Louisville
Police Department.
Speaker 11 (52:42):
Funny, we should mention the Lewisville Police Department. Let's stay
there for another story. Louisville police officer accused of escorting
an extremely drunk woman home and then sexually assaulting her
while in uniformifing wow man. The woman told police she
was walking home from a bar she drank too much
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to drive, she decided to take a break. She sat
on the curb in front of the leasing office, and
this officer, Hilimon Perez, approached her, introducing himself as.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
Officer chorals off, hello, I'm innocent, that won't hurt you
over and picked that up anyway.
Speaker 11 (53:21):
After the officer got her back to her apartment door,
the woman says the officer didn't leave, instead telling her
she was beautiful and asking her for a glass of water.
The woman said she turned on more lights around her apartment.
One of the lights eliminated her bedroom door, and the
cops said.
Speaker 6 (53:36):
Is that where the magic happs? What a line? Officer
chorals on the job.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
According to the arrest report, the officer pushed her onto
the bed, he removed her pantaloons, and then, she says,
the officer told her several times that no one needs
to know. The woman said the assault stopped when the
officer hurt his police radio. He had to answer the call,
and so he excused himself off and left. The woman
called nine to one one to report the result. Ironically
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that she told the costs that she wanted to press
charges against officer Chorals. Officer Perez resigned from the force
after this, and he was told he was about to
be fired anyway, so he just went ahead and cut
a cord.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
May as well, May as well, Gods, I bet these
guys were really thrilled to hear this. NASA's two stuck astronauts,
butch Wilmore and Sunny Williams just got their space mission
extended again, saws. That means they won't be back on
Earth until Spring ten. Months after rocketing into orbit on
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Boeing's Starliner capsule. The two test pilots planned on being
away just a week or so when they blasted off
on June fifth, on Boeing's first astronaut flight to the
International Space Station. Their mission grew from eight days to
eight months after NASA decided to send the company's problem
blague star Liner capsule empty in September. Now the pair
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won't return until the end of March or even April,
because of a delay in launching their replacements. According to NASA, man.
Speaker 11 (55:13):
You think they'd ever go into space again? Once they
get back home, this is it.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
I'd say that was my last flight, Jude. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (55:19):
If they're following the news, they may want to stay
up there. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
NASA's next crew of four was supposed to launch in February,
followed by Wilmore and Williams return home by the end
of that month alongside two other astronauts, but SpaceX needs
more time to prepare the brand new capsule for liftoff.
The launch is now scheduled for no earlier than late March.
Speaker 7 (55:43):
Isn't that crazy? Oh? Come on, send them a change
of clothes, would.
Speaker 11 (55:47):
You up dear SpaceX, will you bail our ass out?
Speaker 7 (55:50):
Love?
Speaker 6 (55:51):
Boeing boing oh?
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Or maybe they want to stay up there because they're
having a little fun too, you know. And in case
you were wondering, there are still counties where you have
to still get your car inspected, because now you're not
supposed to have to. Unlets you live in Brazoria County,
Collin County, Dallas County, Denton County, Olpaso County, Ellis, Fort,
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Benn Galveston, Harris Johnson, Kaufman, Montgomery, Parker, Rockwall, Terence Trevis,
and Williamson County.
Speaker 16 (56:24):
What the hell?
Speaker 7 (56:25):
I don't know why these people are being sick. I
have no idea. I am kind of scared that they're
doing away with these inspections because there's a lot of
people with bad tires on the road.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, a lot of people with bad cars that'll blow
up at any minute.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five y'awl Okay.
We have this all star game that is coming up.
It's the East West Shrine Bowls Square. So there's college
football hairs offered. Who want to our first pair of tickets?
To this himp. What is going on?
Speaker 11 (57:03):
We got another super young fan of the show that won.
We've had a ton of these lately.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, it really is cool.
Speaker 11 (57:10):
Barely out of their twenties. Frank Siller and fort Worth
first time winner.
Speaker 7 (57:16):
Yes, but well yet.
Speaker 2 (57:19):
In case you hadn't heard, the Sugar Bowl will be
played today at three o'clock on ESPN.
Speaker 7 (57:25):
I feel so sorry for those people having to do
it in there's the.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Shroud of what happened. Oh man, But while we were away,
here's some of the bowl games we miss Now, we're
not going to give you all the scores of all
the games, but we missed the trans Perfect Music City Bowl.
Speaker 7 (57:43):
Oh how could we have missed it?
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Do you have to have a sex change with playing
the Transit Perfect The Cricket Celebration Bowl.
Speaker 7 (57:52):
Isn't that two different sports? I'm just saying it's a
cricket wireless Oh oh, I guess Sponsoround's funny.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
The Art of Sport LA Bowl hosted by Gronk Boy.
I'm sorry I miss Gronk. The Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl.
Gasparilla you sound like some you take if you have
uncontrollable flatula.
Speaker 7 (58:17):
The Snoop dogg Arizona Bowl.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Presented by Gin and Juice by Dre and Snoop. Now,
first of all, that title is entirely too long, but
Snoop and Doctor Dre sponsored a bowl game. I guess
if you have as much money as the companies that
lie out.
Speaker 7 (58:35):
I guess you can.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
We also had the Cheese Itt Citrus Bowl. Sound like
Jesus Citrus Bowl, didn't it Jesus Tony, The Tiger Sun Bowl.
Speaker 7 (58:45):
It was girt.
Speaker 2 (58:46):
No, I'm not gonna do it. And the pop Tart
Bowl with the edible mascot.
Speaker 7 (58:53):
I love that the winner gets the edible mask shot.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
It was the cinnamon roll flavored. This time he's to
be the edible mascot, but they put him in this
huge toaster where it likes elkinside and.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
He's waving his arm.
Speaker 2 (59:08):
Leg's going fire, He's going to the oven. So that
was just some of the things that we missed. And also,
you know, and there's a good time that people try
to get personalized license plates, but sometimes the names get
rejected and I wonder why. Here's some of the names
of personalized license plates that Texas rejected. For example, mister
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Big d.
Speaker 7 (59:35):
Oh what d is that would be a very popular vehicle.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Suga t S sugar four twenty Mary Yeah back d
f U P back Yeah, you got it, you got
it f k n sd p d F and stupid
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get wood was an one that didn't make it. Wow
Hawk Tua. Of course, can we stop talking about it
as long ones got a podcast? She got to go away.
Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
She's in deep trouble, by the way, we'll talk about
that later.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Oh yes, about our business places. Also, here's another one.
This blows. I would like to have that one myself.
Poon was another one that was rejected. Tits Out was rejected,
and so was Kuciechi coucie theo h. I don't know
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if that's how you spelled Gucci, but those were some
of the license plates that were rejected. I guess you
can try again later on this year for next year.
Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Hey uh. The lone start ticket window is getting quite
the workout today as we kick off a new year.
Jeff k will open it up again this afternoon at
around four forty and he's got tickets to see Sticks
at do Segi's Pavilion Friday August first. Also that mill
Kevin Cronin of r e O. Speedwagon and Don Felder
formerly The Eagles. If you want to go to the show,
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make sure you're listening this afternoon to our buddy Jeff
k Here on Dallas fort Worth's Class Rock lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It's of the utmost important.
Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
It's urgent.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
As we move at half speed after.
Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Yeah, yeah, moving too fast. And I did not sleep well.
I'm definitely gonna need a nap. It was kind of
like that first day of school where you keep waking
up because I think you're gonna be late.
Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
That happens to me all the time. Oh man, you
know what else? Sometimes when I take a nap during
the day, I've told you this before, I'll wake up
and I see that the sun is out of going.
Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Oh my god, like overslept, So then.
Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I take it president.
Speaker 6 (01:02:13):
Oh, it's I know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Every Thanks all, at least temporarily. Okay, let's talk some
time wasters here.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
What you got, girt well bo? Last night, ABC showed
a special three hour highlights show of the thirty ninth
annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction ceremony to
kick off the new year.
Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Mary J. Blish getting you did, of course, it.
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Was just the highlights. Now, if you wanted to see
the five hour plus ceremony in its entirety, no thank you,
you can still check it out on Disney Plus. Among
the highlights from last night, Sammy Hagar inducting Foreigner, saying
the first time he heard Jukebox Hero, you knew that
you would be so jealous of this bad Sammy said
that to him, it is one of the greatest rock
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vocal performance is ever. Lou Graham was on hand to
accept the honor, and he thanked Mick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Jones along with the many triumphs and accolades. We didn't
always agree about Foreigner's musical directions, but all told, we
were very fortunate to have been in Foreigner together and
our music continues to stand the test of time. But
from now on, I'm not speaking to the rest of them.
Speaker 7 (01:03:21):
Yes, then there's a great story of why he doesn't
speak to Mick Jones too, Remember that the whole napkin
and write down a number and oh yeah, drama. So
Neil Young has posted another video from what he's calling
fireside Sessions too. The first video was Silver and Gold,
which he hadn't played live in over seventeen Years. The
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new video has him playing Pardon My Heart from the
nineteen seventy five album with Crazy Horses Zuma. We have
that video up on our page if you want to
check it out. And new year, same beef, Sammy Hagar
accusing Alex van Halen a blasphemy for ignoring Van Halen's
years of success as Van Hagar in his memoir. Van
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Halen's new memoir, Brothers, focuses on his life and times
with his brother Edward van Halen, but ends with the
original departure of David Lee Roth back in nineteen eighty five,
and that did not sit well with Sammy Hagar. Alex
van Halen says what happened after David left is not
the same band. The magic was in the first years,
when we didn't know what we were doing, when we
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were willing to try anything as a band. You could
read the full story up on our page.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Well, I like the Van Hagar I know you too.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Me too, And we've got the video to right now
up on our page if you want to check that out.
That's from the Van Hagar years. One of my favorite
things from VH one when they did the pop up
videos was they played right now and in the pop
up video, it says, right now, David Lee Roth is
trying to convince a girl at a bar that he
used to be part of Van Haden. I remember that.
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They flash up little post that and I will remember
it forever. Finally, Buddy the Elf had a rough holiday season.
A video of Will Ferrell dressed his Buddy from Elf
at an LA Kings hockey game has gone viral. Buddy's
sitting there with a beer and a cigarette dangling in
his mouth and a five o'clock shadow. The not so
(01:05:19):
Happy Elf went viral, and we've got that video up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Nothing really good, Nothing really good.
Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Your Mama.
Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Show, I've missed you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
That's great to be back. More smart ass comics like that.
Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
I got a million the year just started.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I'll tell you well. Thanks for tuning in today. It
was kind of us getting the cobwebs out because we've
been gone for a while. But there's still other shows
that aren't back either, that won't be back until Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
So why didn't we take the two days off because
we were dying to get back to our.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Rat This show must go on. By God, tomorrow is
fried Day. Yeah fast, Yeah, more cheap trick tickets and
more tickets to the annual East West Rine Bolt of
it up and we'll see whatever else happens to shake
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loose as we get ready for our first weekend of
the new year. Now, next up is our after show
decompression session. Well, we'll sit here and just hup the
bull for a while and spit out words and see
where they splatter.
Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
That's right, it's gonna happen over on the official Lone
Star Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Come on by. Yeah, Well, we don't know what's gonna happen.
We never do, and that's that's kind of the charm
of the whole thing. Maybe we'll just record ourselves in
nappy let's do. Let's see if anybody notices. Oh they will,
they will.
Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
There's somebody that has a website where all they do
is sleep and people like tune in and they've got
more followers.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Than we do. There's another website with a guy staring
into the camera. Yeah that's right, for hours, for like
nine hours.
Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Some people they just all they do is just eat
and stare at the camera.
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah, that didn't sound very entertained. We not be watching that,
but some people will watch that stuff for some reason.
We're not gonna make it as a society.
Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Are we.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Yea that before? It ain't gonna happen toast. So we'll
talk about whatever you'll want to talk about in the
after show Decompression Zasion.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
And feel free to join on in if you want to.
Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Yeah, call in if you want.
Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Yeah, I already heard from Matt to Cat. He said
he was gonna call it earlier.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
We'll see what anybody is welcome. We'll answer as many
calls as we can.
Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Come on in.
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
The water is warm. Let me pede in that. Let
me rephrase that. We'll get as many collars.
Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
As we feel like.
Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
I feel like it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I peed in the water and know there's no
purple stuff that makes everybody know that you just peed
in the pool.
Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
You know what that worked when I was young?
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, you pinched it back. You pinched it back, all right,
So we'll see on the after show. We'll see on
the show. Enough show, Tomorra keep between the ditches.
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