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It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. Will here we are again,
Just when you thought you got tobreak from the madness. It's been
a day, y'all. It hasbeen. There has been a day.
And you know, since I'm goingto be off for three days, I'm
having to do so much work toprepare to be off. Yeah. That's
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that's the thing. This job is. You can't just say, well,
I wanna take a vacation. Usuallyin a regular job, you just say
see you in a week or two. Now here, you got a double
double and triple up on your workbefore you Yeah, would you mind front
loading a week's worth of work beforeyou leave? Please? Would you mind
kissing my ass until it's wrong?Yeah? Has that ever happened to anybody
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where they got their ass kissed untilit was wrong? I don't know.
I don't think I've ever had myass kiss light smooches here and there,
maybe one at a time. That'sabout as good as it ever got for
me. A bit good day.No, I don't want to bite it.
You'll ever been bit on the assby something or someone? No?
I think I got bit by dogone time on the butt. Yeah,
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on the butt when I was runningaway from him because he was chasing kind
of like that Copper Tone commercial yeah, featured Jody Foster where he's like pulling
down her little baby suit bottoms,except he was pulling down my skin.
Oh out out of him. Didyou have to get Raby shots? No?
No, I didn't. Okay,show didn't go see the neighbor anymore
with his dumb, shitty dog.I had to get a Ravy shot when
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I was a kid. I gotbit on the wrist and it didn't even
break the skin, and my dadwas like, we're going to get a
Raby shot. Anyways, it's nota Raby shot. It's like seven shots
because I got bit in the faceand I had to go through all that
in the stomach and in the leg, but mostly in the stomach, and
that was unpleasant. Why did thedog bite you in the face because he
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was a dick. Were you doingsomething because like, my brother got bit
on the face, but he wastrying to take a bone away from the
dog, and my dad said,he goes, you know, I hate
that it happened, but you weremessing with his food exactly exactly. Learned
your lesson? No, I don'tremember. I was just you know,
petting the dog. Don't have anyscars. No, no, your face
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looks because all this ugly covered itup because I got the piece of the
bow face did he get? Idon't know. It was like shit though
I was a kid. I waslike ten. I was gonna say,
I hope it wasn't some sweet scenariowhere you were like nuzzling nose to nose
with this dog and then all ofa sudden, no, no, no
no. So my dog, Jasper, the Yorki Terrorist, he's elderly and
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so he has what they call sleepaggression. So I have a huge,
king sized bed and this little tenpound dog gets probably eighty percent of the
bed and if I move during thenight, yeah, to try to get
comfortable or anything I get. Imean he I'm surprised he hasn't bitten me
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in the face because he's elderly andhe has sleep aggression. At least that's
what the vet cars you're telling me. Sweet little Jasper Annada Horo's love of
her life. Yes, he getscranky and bites you if you try and
shift position while you're sleeping, becausehe's an old fut That's what he said,
yeah, he apparently it's pretty normalwith elderly dogs. Oh goodness,
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well, elderly dog bites me.He's not gonna get any more elderly.
I love the fact that both ofyou know my dogs already have met and
know my dogs. Yeah, takehim out to events all the time.
Oh, I bring him to thedamn station, remember both, Yeah,
I said, come on down,meet the dog. See but your dog
is a nice dog. Yeah.I got two nice dogs, and they're
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still young, so they got plentyof time to turn into giant pricks later
on if they want. Some dogsare assholes, boring, like Rosie at
home with me. Yeah, butyou said you rescued Rosie or Bailey or
Deborah rescued they rescued Rosie. Okay, And so Bailey or Deborah had said
that Rosie had issues with men.Well, apparently whoever abused or looked exactly
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like my ass So maybe if youwouldn't have named a Rosie palm id,
I didn't name her. They namedher. Okay, all right, I
don't want anything to do with thatbitch. Man. He's a literal bitch.
By the way, you don't wantto talk about dogs, man,
We can go off. It's likefood for me. We can go off
about dogs for a long You don'tneed dogs, no, no, but
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snuggle if you love dogs. Todayis Giving Tuesday. Bo mentioned it at
the top of the show. Todayis Giving Tuesday, and so people are
encouraged to give to nonprofits. YesterdayCyber Monday, we had Black Friday.
Today's Giving Tuesday. So if youcan and you would like the season right
of giving, donate to an animalrescue organization like Operation Kindness Pause in the
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City, the SPCA, or tothe food banks because our food banks are
really hurting right now. Or Ican play Given the Dog a Bone by
a C d C and that'll bedone, and then that'll be done given
the Give the Dog a Bone?Is that for Giving Tuesday? No,
that's just the song I could haveplayed for Giving Tuesday. But we didn't
bring up dogs through the whole show, So I guess you should bring a
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bones again. What I'm singing aline from Giving the Dog a Bunch?
She choosing her head again sounds justlike it sounds like they're talking about dogs.
No, it doesn't. I'm goingto talk about something else. Yeah,
yeah, Bow's got that look outhim like zoom in on bow.
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Look at that. I ain't sayingnothing. You're you're censoring yourself, aren't
you. No, Yeah, Leadersand gentlemen, The wheels are spinning.
Can you see? The wheels arespinning. But it's on a dirt road
with gravel, and all you're gonnaget is rocks in the face. You're
very handsome today. You're all dressedup, all dressed up. I put
on a long sleeve shirt. Thatdon't mean I'm dressed up. It looks
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very dressy. Anna and I startedthe morning peeking through the window at you
and going, he's up to somethingtonight. Nothing. Look I don't.
I'm not up to anything on aschool night. So you went this morning,
you got up and you looked atthe shirts and that button up was
just hanging there, and it saidtoday's the day. I guess, okay,
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okay, because normally I don't knowwhat some of the dopest T shirts
existing in the planet Earth, Andthen today you're looking kind of sharp and
ready to go out and rock thetown. Yeah. Well, if it
was a Friday or Saturday night,I might go out and rock the town.
But on a Tuesday, no,not so much speaking of a Friday
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night and what we're gonna do torock the town is a little too early
for us to mention about our Fridaynight place. Oh no, no,
no, no, We're gonna dosomething with the Dusty Hills collection from Julian
Augsen. That's right right now.Day after tomorrow, Thursday is the day
that they're going to open up thisexhibit downtown Dallas and let people go in
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and look at Dusty's collection. AndI hope there's a lot of security guards
there because this is gonna be millionsof dollars. They saw the pictures of
the guitars that are up for auction, including the one that was featured in
the video for Legs. Yeah,and then there's his Fender p Bass.
You might have heard Bow in theair talking about that one. It was
his number one choice for what hadto be thousands of Zzy Top shows.
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But he has an MTV moon ManAward that's going to go up for auction.
He's got a bunch of guitars,T shirts, autographed stuff out the
wazoo. And then on December seventh, the week from Thursday, the online
live auction is going to start.But starting this Thursday, you can go
into Dallas and go check this stuffout there. And then Friday, you
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guys are going to be on handthere at the Julian Auction location. Yes,
they have locked down. Bow andI for an errants Friday five to
seven to go down to the auctionlocation and hang out with everybody for a
couple hours and check it out.In it on Slocum Street fifteen Slocum Thank
you? Bo? Is that aby Scottish right hospital. I don't know
how weird is it that we're havingan event in a place that doesn't have
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a name. It's just an address, an address because it's an auction they
need to have like warehouse space rightright, Maybe that's it. But it's
Julian auction house. They do bigauction. Julians is a big deal and
Dallas Fort Worth is one of theUS hubs for these kind of collectible auctions
to happen. I didn't know thatuntil a few months ago, and it
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was courtesy of Randy and his catalogcollections, Like yeah, most of them
go down right here when they auctionoff this stuff. So we're talking about
Dusty Hills stuff that he acquired overfifty plus years. Yep, because that's
how long z Ezy Tip was toget Yeah, from the first days of
the jam session up until his passingis well past. How his wife would
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went through all that stuff and howshe decided what things she could part with
because I have difficulty parting with thingsthat belong to my mom that I don't
need and don't use, but itbreaks my heart. So how did she
decide what is she going to keepand what does she need? Bless her
heart? Like my mother said whenmy father died, she said, what
the eye doesn't see, the heartdoesn't grieve for That's why she got rid
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of so much of his ship.Wow wow, Okay, yeah, I
like that. When the eye doesn'tsee, the heart won't grieve. And
then Ao went straight home and declutteredhis collection of stuff, worked it down
to half the size. Let's seewho's on the phone. Maybe we're not
even on the air. We are, I promise we are, Hello,
bowing them show good morning, thisDiane, on this Dian, what you
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darn well? I believe scum isdown in the arts district Oaklawn. Okay,
I think I kind of know whereit is. I mean I saw
it on the address. I kindof felt like because the Oaklawn is by
Texas Scottish right hospital, I feltlike, yes, across the under the
highway and down. But my daughterhad her design business over there with kitchens.
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Oh so anyway, but she's onher own. Her daddy would be
pround Oaklawnd. But and I hopeyou have a great time. You get
a couple of vacation times right herein November, that's awesome. Yeah.
It was a long planned my niece'sbirthday celebration and my brother told her she
could pick wherever. I was hopingshe would pick a beach resort, but
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she picked Whistler, Canada, ofall places. Why, I don't know.
But we're doing a ski vacation.I'm only going to ski one day.
I think I'm too old. Iused to go every year skiing,
but now I just feel especially afterbreaking my ankle, I feel like,
oh, I know what it feelslike to break the bone. I don't
want to have that happen again.Not really a skier. Yeah, I
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used to love it. It waslike my happy place. But thank you,
Diane, You're welcome. I'm notskied and I never even wanted to
ski but probably best my butt.You know what you should see? My
grandson's man is like Jean claud Keeleycutting it up. I do so do
they skiers snowboard your grand so both, they'll do both. I'll tear it
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up on the water and the snow. And they say, Pops come skiing
with us? Uh no, No, Pops is going to probably go by
the dispensary and he'll see you lateron back by the fire inside. And
then y'all said something about the turkeys. And since today's taco Tuesday, so
do you think turkey tacos would begood? Absolutely? Yeah, But who
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makes turkey tacos? Well? Maybeus tonight? Yeah, me, because
apparently I only have tonight to eatmy leftovers. And then that's right,
you got to eat them by todayor throw them away or you get botulism
or salmonella or one of those otheror the hershey squirts. The feral cats
get that as well. They gettaxo plus moses. What the hell is
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that? It's a cat thing?Oh, to be careful, changing cat
litter ladies and gentlemen. Radio announcerand part time veterinarian. I just read
too much. Yeah, yes,hey, Diane, one question for you
real quick. We were asking,we were talking about you a little bit
this morning on the end of thefirst break stream. What is the business
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that you mentioned in the comments justthe other day? What Championschief. You've
never heard of pamper Chef. Actually, half I've heard of Pamperchaf. You're
a pamper Chef, Diane. Well, I'm a consultant. You know,
pamper Chef is a Warren buffet company. But I'm just a consultant. So
if y'all need anything. Wow,that was my post that I did.
I was only going to do thethirty day challenge because my daughter ab you
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only needed she was doing a contest, so my husband was in the kitchen
re mot leg goes, we'll justdo that. So I was going to
do the thirty day challenge for herand I'm going on my level you.
Wow. So it's a weight lossnutrition kind of a thing, right,
No, No, it's you know, pops and pans and knives and any
kitchen friendly thing you might want,okay, and stuff you can look up
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my website. And talking about dogs, I met your dog at one of
the events at a motorcycle things.Yeah, I did in twenty twenty two
and a couple this year. Idid a bunch of Randy James motorcycle events
with him. There was Ride Now, power Sports, all the Harley locations,
I think, yes, and Randyand I did a lot of those
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together. Yeah, I'd love tobring the dogs along. Thank you so
much. Any of you that knowmy dogs already, you are family.
Yeah, well, you can bringthem to the thing on Friday if you
want. Man. If Bo saysthey're coming along, you may want to
double check. As long as itdon't bite me on the face, Yes,
for it to raise it, hindleg up on that shaggy guitar.
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Don't Brandy at the road thing whereverthat was near? H for anyway,
I want a Metallica Bucks at RandyDrew number. Right. But anyway,
all right, well, I'll letyou guys go and Anna you be safe
and have fun. Well, thankyou so much, Diane, Miss Diana.
We'll see you later. Happy holidays. Dare we try another one?
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Okay, we got a couple ofminutes and then we're gonna meet with the
man. Hello, bowing them show. Hey, what's happening man? How
are you doing? Yeah? Ijust turned. I just turned a big
last jes last week, did younow five seven? How's Randy James?
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He's doing good. I touched basewith him. And Thanksgiving he had his
first Thanksgiving with his grandson row Rowand the new baby reread, so he
was very very happy. Work isa lot. He says that producing an
all news station is a lot.So he's probably missing us Bo. Well
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maybe we miss him too, Steve. If you want to keep up with
Randy a little bit. A lotof people in the morning show community on
our fan page and the Facebook page, they do have those links. And
it is a station that's platformed oniHeartRadio, right, yeah, amja,
it is. I got Facebook's Iget home directly. Let me tell all
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y'all some who love Randy. Hecould use your support right now more than
ever, not only because moving isa bitch, not only because becoming a
grandfather for the first time, tobe a real it's the second second,
a second grandchild. But on topof that, he's he's leveling up at
the speed that he produces radio.He just turbo shipped through a goose when
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he worked here. Okay, NewsTalk in Fresne, California's three or four
times faster than he ever did here. Amazing. And he's an assignments editor
too, so he's telling people whatstories to cover and to to to get
reports from. But also you knowhe right now is in Fresno and his
wife is still here in North Texas. Yeah, she's trying to sell the
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house. Yea. So my neighbor'sgot one across street. He's selling,
right, divorced. I guess hiswife with somebody's party. Oh my gosh,
his wife slept with who? Somebodythat's the party, slept with somebody?
Oh my god, wow, whatpart? That's what happened. Somebody
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sleep with somebody else. You know, I've heard be stored by frustra whoa
about every third word. You'll drunk? Yeah, that demon alcohol, do
it every time? Demon alcohol.The good old divorce house deals. We
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should be a preacher, that demonalcohol, demon alcohol. Get rid of
it right here at the pulpit.I'll take it home and dispose of it.
Get rid of the evil in yourhouse. A couple so I don't
go back to work, Well,we work three days this week, and
I'll make too much money this week. Oh well, hang in there,
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Steve. We gotta go, Steve, we got to meet him with the
manager. Yeah, all right,all right, take care, all right.
He didn't ask about a block party. We know he didn't. I
guess first time. Maybe he's onlyasked when Randy was around. Let's not.
Let's not do be that as itmay. We got to go.
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We'll see you tomorrow for asking stuffdown. And I'll see you guys Monday.
Like you, guys, I'll missyou. No, you won't.
You have fun, you have agood break, you deserve it, and
you get well. Okay, we'llsee y'all later, all right, t H.