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It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. And here we are once
again. You're a worst nightmare ofback. Did you see this little guy
right here bo, Yeah, Igot him angled up in the camera.
I've been messing with you for thelast couple of days. I got him
angled up. Make it look likehe's about the soft one at you right
on the chin. Well, heonly got one arm. And then I
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got Michael Michael Young, a onearmed Michael Young, and he's got the
fist up. And then over here, I got this guy bopping his head
along with Snoopy just out of camerathanks to my index finger. So these
two have been going nuts. Yousee that bow. This is how they
were rocking out this morning for thefirst song. I saw you messing with
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that sound fun. Right, he'sgot his Han solo costume on and he's
getting into it, getting into it. He's not solar powered, He's Ao
finger powered whatever that means. Now, Snoopy, he's solar powered, even
though there is no real solar inthe air. Right, And as long
as we leave the lights on inthe studio twenty four hours a day,
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because you know, iHeart doesn't havea big electric bill or anything. No,
sorry about OH six radio station?Can you imagine what their bill is?
No? I can't the longest.I don't have to kick in to
pay it, all right, Icare. I'm dying to show you this,
dude. I'm gonna go. I'mgonna go show Dino real quick.
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Okay, all right, quick,okay. So you know we've been talking
about this stuff that's going on,right, so I printed some of it.
Look at that. That's amazing.That is an item? Are you
showing it on the on Facebook line? Not yet? It's teasing it all
right? All right, We're gonnago over some zzy top auction items really
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quick that I pulled and printed toshare with you. There's one thousand and
today. The public viewing opened up. Next weekend is the next weekend is
the actual live auction. But youcan start on line bidding immediately jullianslive dot
com. So here's page one Iprinted for you. Bo a pistol,
his fifty three Fender p basse andthat nice light blue jacket. Now you
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remember seeing him in that jacket?Is at the pistol he accidentally shot himself.
I don't think so. I thinkthat is a souvenir novelty party tea.
I think that one's at the DallasPolice Department. I do like that
jacket, I do like that fandangojack. Okay, here's some more fun
stuff leading up to the surprise.We got the fuzzy bass, we got
one of his sexiest hats ever,and we got his zz Top MTV Award
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moon Man Moon right there. Okay, okay, that head all right now,
the viewers are seeing this before youeven are. Here's page three of
some Dusty Hills stuff that's going upfor auction, and the top one is
what bo Let me see what's thatlittle exhibit at the top that is up
for auction. That is the Ohit says lone star ninety two to five
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on it. That was when theyplayed at our back. That's right.
That is the concert poster from theBowe and Jim Bash starring zz Top as
the headliner, and its starting bidsare reasonably priced fifty to seventy five bucks,
and a lot of this stuff isstarting pretty cheap. But isn't that
cool? Dude? He collected allthese autograph posters, and that was one
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that he loved and coveted enough toframe put up and I think maybe it's
even signed by some people as itsigned. I can't really tell on this.
You'll have to go check it out. You you can own Dusty Hills
copy of that Bone Gym Bash posternow for starting bids of under one hundred
bucks. This fuzzy bass, Yeah, does it spin around? That's a
good question. I wonder if you'vegot to have some special funky strap with
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it that has some sort of attachmenton it to make it spin. Starting
bid on it? Uh? Oh, starting bid is twenty grand. Yeah,
oh spins its better spin. Thestarting bid on the zz top poster
is only fifty bucks. Yeah.You can also get Dusty Hills blue wardrobe
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case because the bull got to changeclothes of a one. Isn't a cool
look at that. It's personalized allthe hell. Starts at two hundred dollars
not bad, right really, butit's probably gonna go up too. Absolutely,
those are starting bids. But ifyou guys want to register to be
a bitter, and if you evenwant to start putting in bids online style
for this stuff, you can.There's a thousand things and one of them
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is the bow and Gym Bash poster. When zz Top headlined the bash Yeap
Bad Company was on that show andI think I think a cheap trick was
too Really well, can I justinterject this that all the people who listen
and love bow Christmas is coming.And he said what he wants, why
don't you all get together and bid? Yeah, both of you. Both
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of you then did seven fifty dollarseach and get him that, uh the
base. And now if you hadto pick one thing off of their one
thing only, what would you want? Yeah, and I know you've only
seen a chunk of the stuff sofar. Both the jacket, Yeah,
the jacket is dope and are outhis size? I don't know. Yeah,
bo is a size L seventy yearsold. That's amazing. We go
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that hat, the Dusty Hill Legsvideo Orsolino hat. It's the like the
Fedora style hat I've seen him wearthat. It's one of those styling in
profile and hats. Was you wantto walk down street? Mie? There's
road cases, there's wardrobe out thewazoo. There is a pistol. There's
bass guitars like you would not believe, including some very famous and well used
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ones from fifty years in the band. And there is a poster of the
back there is I just noticed onthe pistol on the handle there's a cartoon
version of Dusty Hill from one ofthose albums. I can't remember which album
it is. That is so cool. So that's a personalized cult pistol that
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was obviously given to him as likea special gift. Now with these auction
items, do they come with likea little card on it that says the
history this or does it come toa nice case or just like it bo
gets that jacket? Is it juston a hanger? And they're like,
yeah, there is. Do youwant the hanger? You know how like
they do when you check out it, we're supposed to give the hangar back.
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I was in La Los Angeles onetime and I think it was a
scam, but you went in andthere was just store full of clothing,
but it would say this was inthis movie, this was in this movie,
this was going by so and so, and it was just you'd buy
it more just to be, youknow, wearing something that Mickey Rourke or
whatever I was wearing, rather thanit being a cool piece of clothing.
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But I was like, you know, you'd have to research the movie and
see what scene that was in.I just think they just put you know,
I thought it was a scam.Really no, they the auction people
go through a process of providing verificationof its authenticity. And sometimes it's a
photograph of say McCartney's standing there signingthat thing that you're paying so much money
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for, or or something else.It can be a letter from record company
executive, that kind of thing.I get that if you're buying a twenty
thousand dollars base, but that hat, I mean, that's not the only
time they made that hat. No, no, no, you know what
I mean. So you know there'ssunglasses of Dusty's in there too that I'm
tempted by, Like how cool wouldit be to own a pair of his
shades? But they don't say Dustyon him or anything like that. They're
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just cool shades he picked up onthe road somewhere. What do you want,
bo, What do you want thegun? Dusty's beard trimmer? Yeah,
it's broken. I want the jacket, and I take the gun too,
because I'd need to be a goodpistol. What's the caliber of that?
Does it say? It looks likea thirty two or a thirty.
It's a revolver. Yeah, itmightn't be a twenty two because you know,
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revolvers do not jam. Yeah,they're at jam. A revolver doesn't
hold as many bullets, but itwill not jam. I learned something about
old school revolvers watching Yellowstone and thoseoffshoot Yellowstone shows. You watch them and
it's back in the day, youknow, like the eighteen eighty three show
and the early nineteen hundreds offshoot show. They show them using these pistols and
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they never hit their mark with thelike you've got to be real close with
old school powder, you know,six gun Wild West pistol. They were
crap when it came to accuracy.Yeah, if you were a sheriff,
if you were a marshal or something, you had to hit your mark.
Rifle was the way to go.That's accuracy and power. Yeah. The
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pistols were like show offfee when theyhave a showdown in the street. You
can't rifle because you're supposed to that'sright. You can't quick draw a rifle.
But you see those quick draw thingsout in the streets of Tombstone or
something where they're like fifty yards apartfrom each other or something. They can't
hit nothing with it. But it'salways in a movie, you know,
there's a big shootout which by theway, I just heard that, you
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know, and there's a shootout inpeople high behind a car. Your car
has no protection. It's not likeyour car's going to deflect bullets or anything,
because they're really just then sheets ofmetal. It's very easy for bullets
to penetrate right through. But it'salways, you know, fifty guys shooting
and the guys their target is runningand they all miss, and then he
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gets behind a mailbox and takes threeof them out. It's always, you
know, you always wonder how accuratethat stuff is. Good guy never misses,
right, Yeah, we all remembershows like The Riflemen and gun Smoke
where they're just like shooting a riflefrom the hip and hitting a bird in
the eye flying. Or I'll benerdy that the Stormtroopers from Star Wars.
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They never hit anything in this terribleshow, really, don't. I mean,
Han Solo and Princess Leah your camillI'll be standing right up there and
the lasers go right. Well theyActually there's a show on Disney Plus called
The Mandalorian, which is an offshoot from Yeah, it's excellent. But
there's one episode where two stormtroopers actuallyaddress it and they start talking about,
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well, let's shoot him, andlike we're never gonna hit them, I
know, because the Empire's gun suckand they can't see two of these helmets.
Like. They talked about all ofit, and it made sense that,
you know, all the movies andeverything. You're like, well,
at least they know they're self aware. Is their corporate weapons. They're not
going to perform for us. Haveyou caught one of the mistakes in Star
Wars? Oh, let's hear them. Let go where the stormtrooper is walking
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and he bumps his head on thedoor as he's walking in. I remember
that. Yeah, yeah, hebumped in. They just wow, let's
not reshoot it, let's just keepthat in there. Yeah. Well there's
also I'll be really nerdy a NewHope. Princess Leigh and are white.
She has like a black blotch onher left shoulder. I think, yeah
that they is in many shots,and then it's not in many other shots,
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you know, because they shot itout of sequence. Maybe it was
a bug, yeah, and thenit flew away. Well, it's just
you know, because they shoot moviesout of sequence. So they didn't realize,
you know, back in seventy sixwhen they shot that, because it
came out in seventy seven, theyweren't thinking that way, you know now
where. Yeah, they didn't havecontinuity people back then when they made movies.
Yeah, they hadn't figured it outthat far yet. Yeah, that's
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right. There's a great story MarkHamill talks about when they were in the
trash compactor and then they get outand Mark Hamill's like, why are we
dry already? Yeah, that's good. We got out and we're already dry.
And Harrison Ford's like, hey kid, if they notice that we're not
making a good movie, any kid? Mark Hamill does the best Harrison Ford
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does he really, Hey kid,I don't want anything to do with the
Star Wars anymore. Yeah. HarrisonFord crashed two planes but mastered the Millennium
Bellows absolutely amazing. Yeah he did. He crashed two planes in real life.
Oh man. That first plane crashhe had, it was on an
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LA golf course and it looked likesomeone took against you knife across the bridge
of his nose. It was aslice and blood. It was very heroic.
He crashed on a golf course.The first plane crash was in the
middle of like a putting green ona golf course or something. And remember
in the movie Casino where Joe Peschi'sout playing golf and the government agents are
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to spy on him and the planeruns out of gas. So he said,
a hundred bucks for whoever hits themwith a golf ball. They're all
balls, that's right. They watchedthe FBI plane come down on an empty
tank. Yeah, the good olddays when Vegas was run by the mob,
Yes, yeah, not like itis now. Well, when I
started working Vegas in nineties and Iwas working at the Riviera, you know,
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and there was dealers who'd been theresince the fifties, I mean literally,
yeah, old school people. Canyou count how many cars? I
dave you? Yeah, But Iasked him. I was like, so,
what's the greatest thing you know youmiss about old Vegas? And they're
like, when the mob ran it, They said, when the mob ran
at this town was so much better. Wow. Win. I mean,
people dine and it's horrible and allthat, but they were still like,
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you know, west Bar's management skills. They were also as long as you
don't cross them, they're okay,right, you got to play their way.
Yeah, and they'll let you winsome money and whatnot. But is
it a casino where the one guy, I guess Robert de Niro, that
one cowboy is cheating and they takehim in the back and they ham hammers.
Yeah, they beat his hand witha hand. De Niro goes,
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which hand are you using to doall of this cheating? Is it your
left hand? You right? Areyou right handed? Left? Left handed?
Smash? Yeah, all right,we got that done. Now you
can go. You can walk withthe money and the smashed hand, or
we can just do what we wantto do to you. It's up to
you. Yeah. Now that's whenyou listen to them. That's when you
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say, Okay, maybe the mobisn't that great already, but at least
they're not going to kill me yet. Did you ever ever dealing with the
mob ever in your life? Evermeet somebody who was you know you actually?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,I've met a couple of people like
that. Yeah, nice people.Of course I didn't know him any money.
So did you know at the timethat they were organized crime? No
kid in New Orleans? My momwas a court reporter, and when we
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moved to Florida, West Palm Beach, she did this uh case Florida this
guy named Fred Pro. Now thisguy was just slick as could be,
but he was a mafio. Sowhen he owned this thing called glassic Cars
where they made old model te's outof fiberglass. Yeah, classic like kit
cars. Yeah. But and atone point he took us to Disney World
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and it was so funny because we'rein Disney World Main Street the middle of
the day and he's dressed like he'sgoing to casino. You know, He's
got like flick dress shoes with thosesocks, and we're walking down main Street.
It was our second day there,and he goes, you know,
I've had enough of this, andhe gave him on five hundred bucks.
This was in seventy four. Hegoes, you guys have fun and just
walked away like he was just thatkind of guy where he would just impulsively
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go do stuff. But hey,go have a good time. I'll pick
you up. Lada. I readthe court case was about him being mob
connected. So my mom dave amobster. All, how about some spending
money in Vegas? I have aspending money in Vegas story for you guys.
It involves my father and when Iwas I guess I was eleven or
twelve years old, and my fatherand my stepmother, Holly, who was
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a beautiful blonde German woman. Theydivorced and a few months went by and
they both got lonely, so theystarted having all their little hot and heavy
conversations at night. They thought Iwas asleep, but I knew they were
talking and getting all switted on eachother. Uh, not quite filthy,
but it was romantic and lush,and they were like, we should meet
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up, and they did meet up. My dad threw me in the car
and said we're gonna go spend afew days in Las Vegas. We get
to Vegas, and he didn't tellme that my stepmother's also there. He
drops me at Circus Circus with fiftydollars worth of quarters. Fifty dollars that's
gonna last about five minutes, Yeah, but an hour. Well I was
twelve or thirteen, so that wasthis was the early nineteen hundred anyway.
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Yeah, well video games. There'sa big video arcade there. He dropped
me there and he was gonna comeback in six hours, and I think
two hours into it, I wasbroke. He did six hours of catching
up with the ex wife. Howabout that? Huhn? Sad? But
yeah, came back and got me. I didn't get abducted or killed by
the mob or anything like that.But they didn't end up back together after
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that. No way you get killedbecause you know when to keep your frigging
mouth shut. You just wanted toplay the X Games for a night or
two, that's all. Okay.Your body looks nice, you know,
would be worse if it has bulletholes in it. Why do we not
let that happen? All right?Well, I got some shit to do,
no I do. He's got amob hit. I got a mob
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hit. I gotta rub somebody out, Okay, okay, And we'll see
tomorrow for fun with music day.Dean Lewis will be back. Thanks for
having me, guys, Thank youDean. Guys. Be careful, take
care of you right, and don'tget none on you when you're doing that
thing that I told you about.It got a ghoul hey, whatever that
is. We'll see tomorrow