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(00:00):
It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. Oh we're back already.
Boah, my goodness, that wasthat was a short blackout? Yeah,
just a little one, baby.Yeah. Okay, we're starting out our
last week before we go on vacation, and believe me, we need it.
(00:22):
Yeah. You know, I wasexplaining to Ao this morning boat how
we had not taken a vacation fromJanuary until September. Only Memorial Day and
fourth of July. We didn't takeany vacation time until September. That's nine
months of no vacation. Oh wow, you guys. Yeah, Well,
(00:44):
because we like to accrue it upbecause it's use it or lose it,
So we keep it all and tryto save most of it until December so
we can have all this time offfor the holidays. Well, me being
the new guy, is that whatI should expect when we get back?
Should I expect a nine months raterun with no vacation? No? No,
no, no, no. Youcan do what I did, you
know, like if you have aspecial event or something like I had nieces
(01:08):
here and yeah, okay, yeah, well we can space it out a
little more. But right, Imean the month of December after like this
week, it's not even rated inthe ratings, so why should we even
be. Yeah, and a lotof people are just like in vacation mode.
Once it hits December, like Decembereighth, which is this Friday,
(01:32):
people are already like parties and yeah, and you can feel how things just
kind of change out there when theholidays officially kick in. Right. Oh,
yeah, different on the roads,it's different in the stores and everything.
It's sort of a combination of deaderthan usual and also more intense than
usual in some spots. It's definitelydifferent in the stores. Bo had a
(01:53):
damn long day on Friday, andof course he came in super early.
He gets here or any of uswho did the show. Then after the
show, we went to lunch withDean Lewis. Yeah, we went to
BJ's and they're slogan is BJ's foreveryone. I wish that was the case.
As soon as you walk in thedoor, sit in that chair,
(02:15):
somebody will be with you in amoment. You can use the curtain if
you'd like, Yeah, fine,feel free. And then after towel,
there wasn't a whole heck of alot of downtime for Bo or myself after
lunch and then until we had tobe downtown by five o'clock for this appearance
at Julian's Auctions. Friday traffic,no, go, oh my god.
(02:38):
Tell her how long it took foryou to get from Frisco to downtown Dallas
on Friday night. I left abouttwenty till four, Yeah, and I
got there at ten after five.That's an hour and a half from my
front door to the Julians Auctions.That's Friday traffic on the tollway though.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a nightmare. Seemed even worse than usual even for
(03:01):
that time of the day and week. But I figured, you know,
if I left twenty till fourth,that's plenty of time. Man, give
her some an hour, you thinkan hour? Sure? And then after
the appearance, mister bo Roberts herewent and hiked himself out to a comedy
show. Yes, likely after wentto see TJ. Miller. Yeah.
(03:23):
Did you talk to him about hislunger? Oh? Yeah, well that's
the first thing we brought up whenhe came in the studio Friday. We
got right into snot well because he'sthe Musenex booger globe. And when we
interviewed him by phone before his showto promote the show. He had never
heard the term longer. No,is that just a Texas thing? I
(03:44):
mean, well, who was itthat told us? I think Rascual called
in and said that that's what theyused to call people that had tvculosis.
Yeah, and it's in the movieTombstone. It is Michael Michael Bean calls
Doc Holliday that and too longer,longer you ain't worth nothing yet longer.
Oh, that's right in the whenthey're facing each other in the bar.
(04:06):
Yeah, do the stand down andDoc Holliday's doing the thing with the cup
you know, yeahs flipping ship allaround. Yeah, he's slipping his pistol.
And then Doc shows up with awhiskey shot glass to do the same.
So how is t J. Miller'sshow? Did he see? Are
you sure we're on? Yeah?Let me make sure here? What's going
(04:27):
on? Hello? Hello? Bowof them show? Okay, you know
me, I love you more thanmy luggage. But your audio is still
you want me to turn it uplouder? Is it too quiet? We
can we can hear ah, butwe can't hear or oh they can only
hear my mic Well, Why isthat part of his evil plan? Yeah,
(04:53):
I'm taking over it. How areyou? How is your trip,
Bubble? I had a fabulous trip. It was so special being with the
family and my nephew's baby girl,who's five months old. She was such
a trooper. We just had ablast, you know, family time skiing
I did. I told Bo andAo that my last run Friday afternoon,
(05:18):
I hit a patch of ice andI kind of messed up my knee.
But I'm walking okay, I'm walkinghere slowly but surely. But I did
tell my brother. I said,you know, I'm really injured. But
what a great scam because I hadsomeone carry my skis and my polls and
(05:39):
we got to jump first in linein the gondola to go down to the
Whistler Village because of my injury.And so I was like, this is
like concierge ski service. And thankyou for the Whistler Canada T shirts.
Yeah, I love mine, Thankyou. I didn't even know there was
a Whistler, Canada. I didn'teither till we talked about a little bit
(06:00):
right before you laughed and I waslike, oh Whistler, Oh it's beautiful.
Absolutely, And the trip have youever been up in that area,
Matt, I've been to bands.Oh I'm jealous. See, I really
want to go to Banf. What'sband? Banff is a Lake Louise,
Canada. It's beautiful. Did youever see the movie with you? You
(06:24):
probably didn't, with Christopher Reeve andJames Seymour called Somewhere in Time. Hell,
no, I have a pair ofballs. I don't see movies like
that. That's one of them pussymovies. That one got by me.
Actually, I let it go buyme. Don't make me laugh, Please,
(06:45):
don't make me laugh. Oh,I'm sorry. You still got your
scar hurt and it hurts to laugh. Yeah, that's funny. I had
sent you a message over the weekend. I guess you were just a busy
little beaver over the weekend. Butwhat is that saying that you said?
I wanted to use it so badthis weekend and I couldn't think of it,
and I didn't want to say itand screw it up? What was
(07:05):
it? Don't let don't let yourdon't let your nickel plated mouth, No,
no, no, no, don'tlet you alligator mouth overloads your humming
bird ass. That's it. Anytimeyou need a saying, just let me
know I do that one. Thenyou could have been my daddy. Oh
(07:27):
that's from Professor b Wiogi. Yourmama is so skanky that I could have
been your daddy. But the linewas too long and the guy in front
of me had correct change. Nowthat's hey. You know what, Matt.
When I was in line last weekto go to Vancouver, Canada,
I'm in the line at TSA andI thought for sure they were listening to
(07:47):
Lone Star because I heard what Ithought was Professor Bugie Professor b Wooge.
Yeah, I thought for sure Iheard him. I was like looking around
and no, it was a TSAagent. Well see, that's that's from
a Mother's Day bit where him andhis partner Skillet are arguing one of my
favorites was your mama is so ugly. They use her picture at the zoo
(08:09):
to keep the monkeys from jerking off. There. You got admit he thought
that one out. He thought thatone. Oh my god, I think,
well, y'all feel free to usethose because once he says that over
the air, it's it's public domain. You guys have a wonderful day.
(08:33):
I'll talk it let's see who elsewe got here? Hello, bowing them
showing on there, Steve, whenyou do block party week it's what I'm
wondering, whole block party weekend.No, my boss, our boss,
(09:00):
not a fan of the block party. I don't know. I'll tell him
again, but you know how manytimes have we told him? You know
how bosses are. If if youmake them change their mind, they feel
like they've lost. Yes, waita minute, he had an idea that
I didn't think of, Jez,what must not be very good. Yeah,
(09:22):
maybe we'll do a block party monthand try and get all caught up.
Who knows, we'll see. Idon't know. They got rid of
Jeff's deal in the afternoon and Deb'slunch blocks and the three of a kind
thing in the afternoon anymore. Ithink you should write a letter to the
editor. Well, we don't haveany editor. You can write it to
the program director, although we're notreally sure that is at this point right
(09:48):
between tar of barbecue, Bob,Yeah, oh yeah, he'll get it
done for sure. I thought Jiffwas in charge of that. No,
he's just in charge of the cowboysand the stars. Yeah, that's what
he does. Somebody's got to havethe head boss. Yeah, that's it.
We need a head boss. We'llput in a word to the head
(10:09):
boss and see what he says.Why do we get the listeners? The
listeners always rides and stuff like that. You know, well, I wouldn't
expect ship to happen between now andthe end of the year because everybody's in
Christmas and vacation mode and they didn'tgonna go on because nobody really cares anymore.
(10:31):
Steve, do you already have yourChristmas tree up? Don't We don't
show the Christmas Charlotte Christmas. Don'tput trees kids out here. No more
about his kids office. Just bemy mom. There's Frank class christ believe
Christmas because yeah, yeah, it'sa lot of work to put up Christmas,
(10:54):
but you have Christmas in your heart. Yeah yeah, okay, we
got to run. I'm ready fora nap, guys. Yeah, I
get about half of that. Yeah, you know, he sounds like you
call him from pretty far out there. Uh, let me update the rascules
that are nice enough to be payingattention to our stream. Right now,
(11:16):
bo has got all the normal settingson his equipment set right, I have
all my normal settings set right,and for some reason, not every mic
and not every sound is coming throughon the podcast right now. Our crack
engineering departments a crack the keyword there, crackhead listen there. There's going to
(11:37):
be a separate audio piece that's goingto be up on the podcast on the
website. That will be up andI'll get it up in maybe an hour
or so. Normally it takes mea lot longer to get it up.
But I'll get it up in aboutan hour, uh so, normally it
takes him a lot longer to getit up. Can we isolate that?
Nice? Too late? Now?So we don't know exactly what's going on,
(12:01):
but Bo has pushed all the regularbuttons that were supposed to push,
the name ones I push every timewe do this, Yes, sir,
And you can see the levels bouncingover here. We got everything plugged in.
Everything sounded fine this morning. Wewill figure it out. But the
podcast of this after show will beup in about an hour. Anything you
missed, you're welcome to hit playon that, and it's going to be
a different audio field. And canthey still hear the whole show? Absolutely?
(12:22):
That's ready to go without music andcommercials all the sun for shit,
we did we sniffed all that out. You have to listen to Barbecue Loves
the Night before Christmas and the dayafter the no, the night after the
night before Christmas. It's in twoparts. It's busy. Just here in
the title. I have to stopand say, how does it go again?
(12:43):
The day after? No? Noway, never mind, and make
sure there's no impressionable children who loveRudolph in the room for a part two.
Yeah, yeah, that, becauseyou might break their little hearts or
make them grow up way too thing. Well, we sure are glad to
have you back. We didn't havethat good womanly advice balance in the room
(13:07):
last week. Dean was wonderful andwe had a blast and laughed our asses
off. But we're happy to haveyou back. Thank you. Good to
be back. I missed you guys. All right, we will see you
tomorrow for a toy box Tuesday.More Christmas ditties for you, I hear. Bye.
It's the bow in the after showdecompression session. Oh we're back already.
Boah, my goodness, that wasthat was a short blackout? Yeah,
just a little one, baby.Yeah. Okay, we're starting out our
last week before we go on vacation, and believe me, we need it.
(00:22):
Yeah. You know, I wasexplaining to Ao this morning boat how
we had not taken a vacation fromJanuary until September. Only Memorial Day and
fourth of July. We didn't takeany vacation time until September. That's nine
months of no vacation. Oh wow, you guys. Yeah, Well,
(00:44):
because we like to accrue it upbecause it's use it or lose it,
So we keep it all and tryto save most of it until December so
we can have all this time offfor the holidays. Well, me being
the new guy, is that whatI should expect when we get back?
Should I expect a nine months raterun with no vacation? No? No,
no, no, no. Youcan do what I did, you
know, like if you have aspecial event or something like I had nieces
(01:08):
here and yeah, okay, yeah, well we can space it out a
little more. But right, Imean the month of December after like this
week, it's not even rated inthe ratings, so why should we even
be. Yeah, and a lotof people are just like in vacation mode.
Once it hits December, like Decembereighth, which is this Friday,
(01:32):
people are already like parties and yeah, and you can feel how things just
kind of change out there when theholidays officially kick in. Right. Oh,
yeah, different on the roads,it's different in the stores and everything.
It's sort of a combination of deaderthan usual and also more intense than
usual in some spots. It's definitelydifferent in the stores. Bo had a
(01:53):
damn long day on Friday, andof course he came in super early.
He gets here or any of uswho did the show. Then after the
show, we went to lunch withDean Lewis. Yeah, we went to
BJ's and they're slogan is BJ's foreveryone. I wish that was the case.
As soon as you walk in thedoor, sit in that chair,
(02:15):
somebody will be with you in amoment. You can use the curtain if
you'd like, Yeah, fine,feel free. And then after towel,
there wasn't a whole heck of alot of downtime for Bo or myself after
lunch and then until we had tobe downtown by five o'clock for this appearance
at Julian's Auctions. Friday traffic,no, go, oh my god.
(02:38):
Tell her how long it took foryou to get from Frisco to downtown Dallas
on Friday night. I left abouttwenty till four, Yeah, and I
got there at ten after five.That's an hour and a half from my
front door to the Julians Auctions.That's Friday traffic on the tollway though.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a nightmare. Seemed even worse than usual even for
(03:01):
that time of the day and week. But I figured, you know,
if I left twenty till fourth,that's plenty of time. Man, give
her some an hour, you thinkan hour? Sure? And then after
the appearance, mister bo Roberts herewent and hiked himself out to a comedy
show. Yes, likely after wentto see TJ. Miller. Yeah.
(03:23):
Did you talk to him about hislunger? Oh? Yeah, well that's
the first thing we brought up whenhe came in the studio Friday. We
got right into snot well because he'sthe Musenex booger globe. And when we
interviewed him by phone before his showto promote the show. He had never
heard the term longer. No,is that just a Texas thing? I
(03:44):
mean, well, who was itthat told us? I think Rascual called
in and said that that's what theyused to call people that had tvculosis.
Yeah, and it's in the movieTombstone. It is Michael Michael Bean calls
Doc Holliday that and too longer,longer you ain't worth nothing yet longer.
Oh, that's right in the whenthey're facing each other in the bar.
(04:06):
Yeah, do the stand down andDoc Holliday's doing the thing with the cup
you know, yeahs flipping ship allaround. Yeah, he's slipping his pistol.
And then Doc shows up with awhiskey shot glass to do the same.
So how is t J. Miller'sshow? Did he see? Are
you sure we're on? Yeah?Let me make sure here? What's going
(04:27):
on? Hello? Hello? Bowof them show? Okay, you know
me, I love you more thanmy luggage. But your audio is still
you want me to turn it uplouder? Is it too quiet? We
can we can hear ah, butwe can't hear or oh they can only
hear my mic Well, Why isthat part of his evil plan? Yeah,
(04:53):
I'm taking over it. How areyou? How is your trip,
Bubble? I had a fabulous trip. It was so special being with the
family and my nephew's baby girl,who's five months old. She was such
a trooper. We just had ablast, you know, family time skiing
I did. I told Bo andAo that my last run Friday afternoon,
(05:18):
I hit a patch of ice andI kind of messed up my knee.
But I'm walking okay, I'm walkinghere slowly but surely. But I did
tell my brother. I said,you know, I'm really injured. But
what a great scam because I hadsomeone carry my skis and my polls and
(05:39):
we got to jump first in linein the gondola to go down to the
Whistler Village because of my injury.And so I was like, this is
like concierge ski service. And thankyou for the Whistler Canada T shirts.
Yeah, I love mine, Thankyou. I didn't even know there was
a Whistler, Canada. I didn'teither till we talked about a little bit
(06:00):
right before you laughed and I waslike, oh Whistler, Oh it's beautiful.
Absolutely, And the trip have youever been up in that area,
Matt, I've been to bands.Oh I'm jealous. See, I really
want to go to Banf. What'sband? Banff is a Lake Louise,
Canada. It's beautiful. Did youever see the movie with you? You
(06:24):
probably didn't, with Christopher Reeve andJames Seymour called Somewhere in Time. Hell,
no, I have a pair ofballs. I don't see movies like
that. That's one of them pussymovies. That one got by me.
Actually, I let it go buyme. Don't make me laugh, Please,
(06:45):
don't make me laugh. Oh,I'm sorry. You still got your
scar hurt and it hurts to laugh. Yeah, that's funny. I had
sent you a message over the weekend. I guess you were just a busy
little beaver over the weekend. Butwhat is that saying that you said?
I wanted to use it so badthis weekend and I couldn't think of it,
and I didn't want to say itand screw it up? What was
(07:05):
it? Don't let don't let yourdon't let your nickel plated mouth, No,
no, no, no, don'tlet you alligator mouth overloads your humming
bird ass. That's it. Anytimeyou need a saying, just let me
know I do that one. Thenyou could have been my daddy. Oh
(07:27):
that's from Professor b Wiogi. Yourmama is so skanky that I could have
been your daddy. But the linewas too long and the guy in front
of me had correct change. Nowthat's hey. You know what, Matt.
When I was in line last weekto go to Vancouver, Canada,
I'm in the line at TSA andI thought for sure they were listening to
(07:47):
Lone Star because I heard what Ithought was Professor Bugie Professor b Wooge.
Yeah, I thought for sure Iheard him. I was like looking around
and no, it was a TSAagent. Well see, that's that's from
a Mother's Day bit where him andhis partner Skillet are arguing one of my
favorites was your mama is so ugly. They use her picture at the zoo
(08:09):
to keep the monkeys from jerking off. There. You got admit he thought
that one out. He thought thatone. Oh my god, I think,
well, y'all feel free to usethose because once he says that over
the air, it's it's public domain. You guys have a wonderful day.
(08:33):
I'll talk it let's see who elsewe got here? Hello, bowing them
showing on there, Steve, whenyou do block party week it's what I'm
wondering, whole block party weekend.No, my boss, our boss,
(09:00):
not a fan of the block party. I don't know. I'll tell him
again, but you know how manytimes have we told him? You know
how bosses are. If if youmake them change their mind, they feel
like they've lost. Yes, waita minute, he had an idea that
I didn't think of, Jez,what must not be very good. Yeah,
(09:22):
maybe we'll do a block party monthand try and get all caught up.
Who knows, we'll see. Idon't know. They got rid of
Jeff's deal in the afternoon and Deb'slunch blocks and the three of a kind
thing in the afternoon anymore. Ithink you should write a letter to the
editor. Well, we don't haveany editor. You can write it to
the program director, although we're notreally sure that is at this point right
(09:48):
between tar of barbecue, Bob,Yeah, oh yeah, he'll get it
done for sure. I thought Jiffwas in charge of that. No,
he's just in charge of the cowboysand the stars. Yeah, that's what
he does. Somebody's got to havethe head boss. Yeah, that's it.
We need a head boss. We'llput in a word to the head
(10:09):
boss and see what he says.Why do we get the listeners? The
listeners always rides and stuff like that. You know, well, I wouldn't
expect ship to happen between now andthe end of the year because everybody's in
Christmas and vacation mode and they didn'tgonna go on because nobody really cares anymore.
(10:31):
Steve, do you already have yourChristmas tree up? Don't We don't
show the Christmas Charlotte Christmas. Don'tput trees kids out here. No more
about his kids office. Just bemy mom. There's Frank class christ believe
Christmas because yeah, yeah, it'sa lot of work to put up Christmas,
(10:54):
but you have Christmas in your heart. Yeah yeah, okay, we
got to run. I'm ready fora nap, guys. Yeah, I
get about half of that. Yeah, you know, he sounds like you
call him from pretty far out there. Uh, let me update the rascules
that are nice enough to be payingattention to our stream. Right now,
(11:16):
bo has got all the normal settingson his equipment set right, I have
all my normal settings set right,and for some reason, not every mic
and not every sound is coming throughon the podcast right now. Our crack
engineering departments a crack the keyword there, crackhead listen there. There's going to
(11:37):
be a separate audio piece that's goingto be up on the podcast on the
website. That will be up andI'll get it up in maybe an hour
or so. Normally it takes mea lot longer to get it up.
But I'll get it up in aboutan hour, uh so, normally it
takes him a lot longer to getit up. Can we isolate that?
Nice? Too late? Now?So we don't know exactly what's going on,
(12:01):
but Bo has pushed all the regularbuttons that were supposed to push,
the name ones I push every timewe do this, Yes, sir,
And you can see the levels bouncingover here. We got everything plugged in.
Everything sounded fine this morning. Wewill figure it out. But the
podcast of this after show will beup in about an hour. Anything you
missed, you're welcome to hit playon that, and it's going to be
a different audio field. And canthey still hear the whole show? Absolutely?
(12:22):
That's ready to go without music andcommercials all the sun for shit,
we did we sniffed all that out. You have to listen to Barbecue Loves
the Night before Christmas and the dayafter the no, the night after the
night before Christmas. It's in twoparts. It's busy. Just here in
the title. I have to stopand say, how does it go again?
(12:43):
The day after? No? Noway, never mind, and make
sure there's no impressionable children who loveRudolph in the room for a part two.
Yeah, yeah, that, becauseyou might break their little hearts or
make them grow up way too thing. Well, we sure are glad to
have you back. We didn't havethat good womanly advice balance in the room
(13:07):
last week. Dean was wonderful andwe had a blast and laughed our asses
off. But we're happy to haveyou back. Thank you. Good to
be back. I missed you guys. All right, we will see you
tomorrow for a toy box Tuesday.More Christmas ditties for you, I hear. Bye.
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