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July 30, 2024 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You can't work today, amen, my god, everything worked there.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Get on as quickly as we possibly can't after the
real show, because we'd just sit here and just gonna
scratch our nuts, which two of us will stretching and yawning,
and thanks for clarifying that.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Witching and where are you doing? Bo oh okay, he's
reaching for his phone. He let him down right after
he said scratching my nuts.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And it reminded him that he needed to do well.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It was it was vibrating on the nuts.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I used to have an employee, one of my board operators,
that anytime I would talk to him, I had to
like look up because he was always adjusting himself. Oh really,
always adjusting.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And you know, how do you deal with that? I
just looked up.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah. Sometimes guys will reach down there and to adjust
something and they'll think nobody's noticing. They think they're smooth, like.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
A nervous tick or a nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Dick, because the T stands for touch, so it is
a touching.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I to tell you about the time that I had
to have a conversation with one of my board operators
about hygiene that was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
He did he smell punks.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And a lot of the other coworkers were complaining to
me about it, saying that it was really bad and
that they would go into a studio after he'd be
in there and it was just it was okay, it
was very sad.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Here's the deal. If you can do one thing, you
can keep your asshole clean. Okay, yeah, wash your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
But sometimes it's a medical condition. And so I had
to reach out to HR and they have a whole
folder on what you need to discuss and touch upon
and the exact wording. Really, you don't put yourself in
any legal jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You just can't walk up to a cowork and go, Jesus,
you smell like an arm pin.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Nope, man, you stinky.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Now you have to say, is there a medical condition
that we should know about? We don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And what if they say, why do you want to know?
Because because you smell like shit for one.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Day, Well that was not part of the curriculum from
HR where it says you smell like shit.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I want y'all to know. Ever since I started doing
this show, there has not been one single day I
haven't stepped in here that I haven't washed my ass
and my feet before coming in. Well, I do that
for you too, because I love you.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Damn nice, because we don't do it for you.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, and that's okay, that's okay. Listen. I can't smell
damn near anything anymore. A lot of that sensation has
gone for me. It's got to be real funky for
me to get.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Away before COVID.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm not sure. I think maybe it has something to
you with the fact that I've got menyers on my
right side affects my ear and my drainage and all this,
so maybe it's got something to do with that. But no,
it's got to be a real bad one. And if
you guys ever walk into that Randy room in there
and you smell wifesol, that's me being marciful too. But
I really don't float that many air biscuits and my
dogs to this day, not a single fart out of either.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You're lucky. Oh that's just because you're.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Not around, Okay, Is that what's going on?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, poor Jaspy Man and those things are powerful.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Jasper's old.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's like a cartoon where you should see the green
fumes coming up from him. Right. It burns, so you
just smell it. It's like whoa dog and he's like
less than ten pounds, it'll knock you out.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
He's an old dog. He's allowed to fart anytime.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Absolutely, he gets a pass for sure. Do you think
maybe that's it? My dogs are just really young, and
that's why I've never caught him floating an air biscuit before.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know either.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, maybe theirs don't smell as bad as yours. And
this why you don't know?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, maybe that's an apples and oranges.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're right, or the whole smell thing.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, maybe possibly. I think maybe I've smelled some things
in my life that are so terrible that it just
burned those nerves. Because I'm a musician, I'm twice divorced.
You know. If I'm living alone, single, I'm feral. Yeah,
and if it's the weekend, y'all better let me know
if you're coming by a knock on my door, because
I damn well might stink. I might.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, that's all right, because maybe you're just smelling your
upper lip and you don't really stink, and.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
What's the story behind that. I've been hearing that since
high school. That's a knock on somebody to go your
upper lip you stink. Maybe it's your upper Where does
that come from? Well, oh, well, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I licked your lip and then you smell and it
smells nasty.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, like if you have funky breath and then you
do that. That's that's the origin of it. Hey, I
should call the Ask a Stuff hotline and leave a
question about that.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Leave the question and you can load it down and
put it in and we'll say. Wait. That voice sounds
awfully familiar to me. And we were just talking about
nastiness on the after show.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, people that stink, that's today's after show.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I was at Target yesterday and anytime I go like
to the clearance section to see if there's any toys
that I can get to put in the trunk of
my car for when I go see my great nephew
Raffi and baby Mia, I always have like a little
surprise for them. Well, one of the toys that they
had on clearance was a fart machine from the Minions. Yes,

(05:40):
and I was like, oh, I don't think my niece
is going to appreciate me giving fart machine. It's a
fart gun that makes all sorts of fart sounds.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Oh, I want one.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I gotta have one of those young kids especially love
oh RAFFI.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
He loves the minions and farts. So it's like chi
ching cha ching.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But which is worse, somebody who smells nasty from body
odor or somebody who wears way too much cologne?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It depends on the scent.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, it's it's it's a toss up. But I think
somebody who wears way too much cologne. We used to
have a guy that we worked with that marinated himself
in it, and it makes you dizzy, like, oh, man
for me, won't you rub a turd on your pocket
or something? We don't want to smell that.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
A little cologne goes a long way. Yeah, a little
spritz will do you.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But somebody don't get there. Now I'm ready to go
to work.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, and then there's people who go, I don't feel
like taking a shower. I'm lazy. I'm just going to
cover myself in something that smells good, and I'm going
to think that that's all the people are going to smell.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Well, you might want to put some deodorant on your armpits,
because there's a lot of funky shit goes on up there.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Have you ever smelled somebody who has a combination of
they smell like shit and they also smell like cologne,
that combination. Oh, that's nasty.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I've smelled somebody who smelled of alcohol and they tried
to cover up that they were waking old alcohol.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I know just who you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Joy comes out your pores. I understood.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You used to be in the studio next to me
and Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yep, the Madison Building.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh, that's where I first met little and Abel.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
No, you met me at Q one O two. This
was at the Madison Building. That was yeah, Oh that
was yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Okay, wait a minute. The studio next to cazyps Is
at the Madison Building was my studio.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, because you you guys were bumped to that closet,
remember us into the studio right.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Next to that. It's not Jack, No, it's not Jaggery.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, because I didn't work at that stage.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
He's like a clean freak from what I remember.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, No, we don't want to make who it is
because they passed away. But he he did. He sweated vodka, Yes,
he did.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Bless his heart. And Jagger, remember I told you this story.
So Jagger turned him into security for smoking in the
men's room there on the twelfth floor at the Madison Building,
smoking in the boys room, smoking in the boys room,
and Jagger got upset and he turned him into security.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh well that suckedn't turn him in no.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Bless his heart.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, that's a bunch some people.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, you just gotta have a cigarette, and you
can't wait to go downstairs. You just do it right
up in the bathroom. Lecually those songs were short.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, very much.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, because it was uh jam and Oldie. It was
jammin old So those are short songs. There ain't many
seven minute jam and Oldie.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
There's no live version of Freebirds. So you can go
take a slow dump.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Rick owse Well, well you could get let's see MacArthur
Park by Richard Harris. That wastes. You can get you
a couple of puffs and take a quick shit.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Tooaler by Michael Jackson. I think that was like five
minutes long.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, but that's not enough to get a good hunker,
get a good lump at.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Your ass, A male hunker, Mail Hunker, a male hunker.
We went to Bodily Vunson's.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
See what we did. At least we weren't talking about food.
Let's talk about foods that stink. Now, let's look back.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
We started the show with the story of a cardboard tube,
a gerbil in an asshole. Yeah, and then we finished
the show with bad Bodily stink. We're the most grown
up radio show in the.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
World and pretty much let you know what kind of
show this is.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah. So if you're uptighten from Albuquerque.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, if you're uptighted from Albuquerque and you still haven't
pulled that stick out of your ass, then you probably don't.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Get So when you did that story on the Freaking
Fool File, I'm sure he was like, Okay, this is
kind of a sad story, but it's still funny because
of what happened.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
So Yeah, In fact, we said something like I hate
it when people die, but come on, man, this was stupid.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
It reminded me of John Reap's dad's story about fixing
the pool.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Now that one ended with his dad alive.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yes, but he almost died.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
He almost died for doing something stupid.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I can remember going to one more than one memorial
service where somebody had died and we're all sad and
heartbroken and we miss them, and then we're gathered there
to attribute their life, but at the same time, sitting
down and looking back on that person and laughing about shit,
whether it be the way they died or whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It helps.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
It's healing. And that was a big thing that I
kept thinking listening to that Albuquerque lady, was you know,
lighting up because you never know the family might need
to laugh something like that off in order to move on.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You have people life is probably still laughing. Remember that
time my husband.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Was on the road exactly I drove on and killed
them and I didn't even have to tell him I'm
secretly a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
See you gotta laugh? Oh yeah, you gotta find things
that make you laugh. Wow, Yes, thank you for making
us laugh. Bow You're an absolute life saver more often
than not, my friend.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Not the only thing I really know how to do.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
People laugh.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I can't do a real job. It's too late for
that shit. It's a gift, could be a curse.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, will you do it force again tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Please? Oh yeah, because ask a stuff day tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And choose your News with a theme. I can hardly
wait to hear what the theme is.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
You'll just have to wait and find out when there's
a theme.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's almost like having an extra clue. So it's a
little easier on you guys to win.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay, So we'll see you tomorrow for ascus Stuff Day
and uh yes, we will play Choose your News at
seven fifty for take us see def Leppard, Joine and
the Steve Miller Band. Okay, okay, did I inform everybody
of what they need to know? Okay, we'll see you tomorrow,
all right, keep it between the ditches

Speaker 2 (12:10):
All right, have you
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