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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Bad We're on, We're back, just quite
popular to bad Bubble Buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So apparently I'm not the only one in desperate need
of afternoon sleep today. What's going on with you too?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I always take a nap, Yeah, that's true sometimes, whether
I need to or not.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I have to now because my dog doesn't let me
sleep good at night. He's like a baby. He wakes
me up every three hours because he needs to go outside.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Y'all don't realize how early we get here. Yeah, so
by the time we get home, the Sandman is throwing
shit in our eyes and we're saying, okay, I guess
I will take a nap. I wasn't going to. But
what else are you going to do? Watch daytime TV?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh no, gosh no, no, that will put you to sleep, though.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I get up right about the time Inside Edition is
coming up, which is two thirty. I usually move about
two and you know, have me a sound Okay, I'll sleep,
it's all. If I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm giving myself a solid f minus at learning how
to afternoon nap. I suck at too, much or not enough.
It's one of the other. It's either a twenty minute
nap and my body's back awake again. I'm going, what
the hell was at the point that good? Or it's
four to six hours that you can't do that? Oh god,
(01:24):
it takes me two or three hours just to shake
off the fog from that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I touched about how long I nap Two to
three hours and then I'm ready to go. And then
I go to sleep at night because I take sleeping pill.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And when you sleep at night, is it four hours?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's a four to five hours usually four that's good, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know, but no, lately I'm just like three hour
intervals and Jasper like wakes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Me up, so I can I kind of get seven
hours of sleep. It's just not in a row.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I almost fell asleep this morning when I went outside
with him in the backyard on the fence, like leaning up.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Again, you're leaning on a fence standing up. You go
to sleep like a horse.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Who oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Because Jasper, now that he's blind and deaf, sniffs the
entire backyard area.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's his whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You should change his name to Tommy.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Tommy like the.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jasper can you hear me? Yeah, I slept. I over
napped yesterday. I hate that phrase, but it's accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Because you can't go to sleep at night.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I had four hours and get up. It took
me hours to shake off the nap hangover from that,
and then I get back awake again. I noticed it's like,
holy shit, it's like nine thirty, ten o'clock at night.
I got to get back in bed. I get back
in bed, I get the dogs all position. I'm nice
and comfortable, it's dark and cool, and I can't go
to sleep because now my stomach is growling because you're Yeah,
(02:48):
I didn't really eat eat. I just kind of nibbled
all day. So I had to get back up at
I don't know, ten thirty last night and tear up
a sandwich and then get back into bed. So I
think I've got maybe three hours sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Boy, you you putting your bowels through a whole bunch
of workout.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Seriously, haven't crapped the bed yet. I'm hanging up, but
you know, older ages are coming, so I'll let you
guys know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Let me tell you something. I shit the bed on purpose,
just a piss off.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
DEBRAA what was that old joke there's three old men
sitting on a park bench and they're chit chatting and
feeding the birds. And the first one goes, well, I'm
really pretty good today. I woke up at seven o'clock
this morning and I took a real healthy piss. And
the second guy goes, it's nothing. I woke up seven
(03:38):
thirty this morning and I took a healthy shit. The
third one goes, I got you all beat. I woke
up at six am this morning, took a healthy piss,
and right afterwards, I took a healthy shit at six
forty five. My problem is I can't wake up before
eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh I showed restraint because I knew the I bet
you did. That's a jo.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Denny Something was the comedian back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Danny Anny Mustache, Danny Terio.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, that's a different day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Last my friend Greg, his great uncle in Munster, Texas.
He and his wife lived by these train tracks and
they had like fourteen kids. And I was like, oh
my gosh, why did you have so many children? And
he said because the train would wake them up in
the middle of the night and he would turn over
(04:37):
and look at his wife in bed. He was like, well,
should get up for what? She would like go? She
couldn't hear him, she'd go what because the train was sounding,
And so they would do it and they ended up
with fourteen kids.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, it's screwed because they're trying to get back to sleep,
and they're screwing because it's loud enough outside and the
kids wouldn't hear him.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You want to get up or what?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Because they don't have enough money to feed themselves right now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, back in the day, though, they used to put
them all to work, and a lot of people that
lived on the farm or you know, had a ranch,
they had a lot of kids, so they would have
a lot of workers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The child labor force.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes, it's also why did you ever hear that in history?
The orphans of New York and Boston. They would put
them on trains and they would send them to the
Midwest where these families needed kids to work the fields
to help them out. They would say that they wanted
children because they just needed kids.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So this is before the days of child labor laws forced.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I guess see, that's a good way to threaten your
kids if you don't clean your room I'm gonna put
you on a train and send you to Oregon.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Damn right, and see that would have worked on me.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That always broke my heart when I would read those
stories in the history books. But you know they didn't
have before. These were before like orphanages. A lot of
churches had the orphanages. Yeah, they would just put them
on a train.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And that's when you need Mike Tyson. I'll come overing
now eat.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Your children, one era at a time.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Evander Holyfield showed us where he bit his ear off
and he still has. He still had to chunk out
of his ears like a feral cat.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, he didn't get plastic ear reconstruction with his money.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's proud of it.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, now that he's been clipped, did they new to
him as well?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's what they do to wildcats. That is uh, that
is a story he will be able to tell for
a long time. See this right here, make Taysten bit
dead or wolf.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's funnies going around after somebody took a shot at
the ex president. There's funnies going on where they put
Mike Tyson in the picture right next to Trump's bloody ear.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, oh okay, they got Tyson smiled like an appetizer.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That was good, That.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Was tasty, lit it on the salty side.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
All right, I'm ready to go to bad. Sounded wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm sorry this is such a short one, but we're tired.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, dragging as.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We're dragging ass and we're going drag I ass to
the house. But we'll be back tomorrow for the Friday show.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We have to compete in the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, I'll get mission, yes, gold, medal, silver.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm the loser. I'm the worst at napping, but damn it,
I'm not giving up yet. I'm gonna try again today.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Give up the good old college try I am.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. Man, thanks
for putting up with us, y'all. That was a damn
fun show. You guys what a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, we try to make it fun every time we do.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You can always listen to it online lone Start ninety
five dot com. It started off with a really sick
song for fun with music today.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Then they did me.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It sounds very innocent until you actually pay attention to.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The lyrics, and I got a million of those. All right,
we'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Bad We're on, We're back, just quite
popular to bad Bubble Buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So apparently I'm not the only one in desperate need
of afternoon sleep today. What's going on with you too?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I always take a nap, Yeah, that's true sometimes, whether
I need to or not.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I have to now because my dog doesn't let me
sleep good at night. He's like a baby. He wakes
me up every three hours because he needs to go outside.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Y'all don't realize how early we get here. Yeah, so
by the time we get home, the Sandman is throwing
shit in our eyes and we're saying, okay, I guess
I will take a nap. I wasn't going to. But
what else are you going to do? Watch daytime TV?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh no, gosh no, no, that will put you to sleep, though.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I get up right about the time Inside Edition is
coming up, which is two thirty. I usually move about
two and you know, have me a sound Okay, I'll sleep,
it's all. If I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm giving myself a solid f minus at learning how
to afternoon nap. I suck at too, much or not enough.
It's one of the other. It's either a twenty minute
nap and my body's back awake again. I'm going, what
the hell was at the point that good? Or it's
four to six hours that you can't do that? Oh god,
(01:24):
it takes me two or three hours just to shake
off the fog from that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I touched about how long I nap Two to
three hours and then I'm ready to go. And then
I go to sleep at night because I take sleeping pill.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And when you sleep at night, is it four hours?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It's a four to five hours usually four that's good, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know, but no, lately I'm just like three hour
intervals and Jasper like wakes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Me up, so I can I kind of get seven
hours of sleep. It's just not in a row.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I almost fell asleep this morning when I went outside
with him in the backyard on the fence, like leaning up.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Again, you're leaning on a fence standing up. You go
to sleep like a horse.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Who oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Because Jasper, now that he's blind and deaf, sniffs the
entire backyard area.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's his whole thing.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You should change his name to Tommy.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Tommy like the.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jasper can you hear me? Yeah, I slept. I over
napped yesterday. I hate that phrase, but it's accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Because you can't go to sleep at night.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I had four hours and get up. It took
me hours to shake off the nap hangover from that,
and then I get back awake again. I noticed it's like,
holy shit, it's like nine thirty, ten o'clock at night.
I got to get back in bed. I get back
in bed, I get the dogs all position. I'm nice
and comfortable, it's dark and cool, and I can't go
to sleep because now my stomach is growling because you're Yeah,
(02:48):
I didn't really eat eat. I just kind of nibbled
all day. So I had to get back up at
I don't know, ten thirty last night and tear up
a sandwich and then get back into bed. So I
think I've got maybe three hours sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Boy, you you putting your bowels through a whole bunch
of workout.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Seriously, haven't crapped the bed yet. I'm hanging up, but
you know, older ages are coming, so I'll let you
guys know.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Let me tell you something. I shit the bed on purpose,
just a piss off.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
DEBRAA what was that old joke there's three old men
sitting on a park bench and they're chit chatting and
feeding the birds. And the first one goes, well, I'm
really pretty good today. I woke up at seven o'clock
this morning and I took a real healthy piss. And
the second guy goes, it's nothing. I woke up seven
(03:38):
thirty this morning and I took a healthy shit. The
third one goes, I got you all beat. I woke
up at six am this morning, took a healthy piss,
and right afterwards, I took a healthy shit at six
forty five. My problem is I can't wake up before
eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh I showed restraint because I knew the I bet
you did. That's a jo.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Denny Something was the comedian back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Danny Anny Mustache, Danny Terio.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, that's a different day.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Last my friend Greg, his great uncle in Munster, Texas.
He and his wife lived by these train tracks and
they had like fourteen kids. And I was like, oh
my gosh, why did you have so many children? And
he said because the train would wake them up in
the middle of the night and he would turn over
(04:37):
and look at his wife in bed. He was like, well,
should get up for what? She would like go? She
couldn't hear him, she'd go what because the train was sounding,
And so they would do it and they ended up
with fourteen kids.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, it's screwed because they're trying to get back to sleep,
and they're screwing because it's loud enough outside and the
kids wouldn't hear him.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You want to get up or what?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Because they don't have enough money to feed themselves right now.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, back in the day, though, they used to put
them all to work, and a lot of people that
lived on the farm or you know, had a ranch,
they had a lot of kids, so they would have
a lot of workers.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The child labor force.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes, it's also why did you ever hear that in history?
The orphans of New York and Boston. They would put
them on trains and they would send them to the
Midwest where these families needed kids to work the fields
to help them out. They would say that they wanted
children because they just needed kids.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So this is before the days of child labor laws forced.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I guess see, that's a good way to threaten your
kids if you don't clean your room I'm gonna put
you on a train and send you to Oregon.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Damn right, and see that would have worked on me.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That always broke my heart when I would read those
stories in the history books. But you know they didn't
have before. These were before like orphanages. A lot of
churches had the orphanages. Yeah, they would just put them
on a train.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And that's when you need Mike Tyson. I'll come overing
now eat.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Your children, one era at a time.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Evander Holyfield showed us where he bit his ear off
and he still has. He still had to chunk out
of his ears like a feral cat.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, he didn't get plastic ear reconstruction with his money.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
He's proud of it.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, now that he's been clipped, did they new to
him as well?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's what they do to wildcats. That is uh, that
is a story he will be able to tell for
a long time. See this right here, make Taysten bit
dead or wolf.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's funnies going around after somebody took a shot at
the ex president. There's funnies going on where they put
Mike Tyson in the picture right next to Trump's bloody ear.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, oh okay, they got Tyson smiled like an appetizer.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That was good, That.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Was tasty, lit it on the salty side.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
All right, I'm ready to go to bad. Sounded wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'm sorry this is such a short one, but we're tired.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, dragging as.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
We're dragging ass and we're going drag I ass to
the house. But we'll be back tomorrow for the Friday show.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
We have to compete in the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, I'll get mission, yes, gold, medal, silver.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm the loser. I'm the worst at napping, but damn it,
I'm not giving up yet. I'm gonna try again today.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Give up the good old college try I am.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. Man, thanks
for putting up with us, y'all. That was a damn
fun show. You guys what a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, we try to make it fun every time we do.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You can always listen to it online lone Start ninety
five dot com. It started off with a really sick
song for fun with music today.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Then they did me.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It sounds very innocent until you actually pay attention to.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The lyrics, and I got a million of those. All right,
we'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye.
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