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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, all right, all right here, and I had a
nice little weekend and survived it, and you brought great
luck to the Rangers because they could have been swept
by the Boss.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I know, I know, no, but me and my son
Clay went on Saturday, and the baseball guy said, no,
not in front of them. No, they've suffered enough as
it is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let's give them a win.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, because this was your makeup game, because you guys
were supposed to be at the season opener at the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Weren't you. Yes, Okay, but dear old Dad, have little
trouble putting one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Your Olympic injury from.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A long jumping, that's what I'm gonna tell about. Man.
I was jumping off the I was pole vaulting, and
my dick caught on the bar and I fell down
and I tore both the quads out of my knee.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's what happened, luckily, that's all he tore.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. Yeah, because I hung there for a second because
Dick wrapped around the pole because it didn't want to
let go, and Finally it did, and I hit right
on my back and flipped over and tore both the
quads in my knee.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You had a dick or a bowl constrictor.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hey, that's my story and I am sticking to it. Okay, god,
oh wow, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Only a few inches long in him, but it's big
around as a beer can.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yea, their girth.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Used to use me to get the squirrel holes covered up.
I get a rabbit out of his hole. I just
put that in there. They think a big old giant
worms coming out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She'll get it stuck in a that hole.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did you eat anything fun at the ballpark? Or did
before the game?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Ween? Or maybe no?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We ate before? Clon Clayton wanted to He wanted to
go to salt Grass, and I said, you know, I
don't blame him.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Pretty tough to argue with. Yes, it is, but you
saw somebody carrying one of those son of a bitch
and boomsticks.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Did family right in front of us had one? The
thing was this long?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay? Did they eat it all?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know. They kept cutting it up, and I
don't think anybody could eat it all. There is only
four people there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It was the size of a French pole vaulter.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It was disised of picking. That's how big it was big,
a large bugget in my dreams all America thinks they
have the boomstick in pel We cannot even pole because
our dieks are so big.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So what happened. It's just like the thing just like
bumped into the pole for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
According to People magazine, and we've got all of the
information up on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com. But they said
every every headline says that he missed out on a
medal because of his dong right, But no, he had
already he his leg had hit the bar, but it
was his dog that brought it down completely down.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Because it reached up and grabbed the hold of the
bar and started to pull it down. I said, no, Picker,
get back in your shoe.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I like, some guy posted the video of it and
then it cuts to him and he's like, out, out, out.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Out, that's that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I can't believe there's not zoomed in slow mo video
a moment when the Johnson touched.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There is the need to go on the internet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
If you wanted to know all he had to do
is ask Anna, because if there's a French dick somewhere,
she's gonna find it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, thank you Google.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Stick. What does they have like powdered sugar? And in this.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Case, it's a gaggle.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I thought the Battle of the Bulge was in Germany,
but apparently it's.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
In Germany.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But oh, it does like it would be a German problem.
Apparently from my research and watching all the movies I've watched,
Germany is the horniest place in the whole world, is
it now? Oh my god? Their sex culture is.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Just your period.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, let's go with your period.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I told you about when I was in Spain the
very first time I ever went to Europe and I'm
watching like the equivalent of their network TV, and there
are people going out and I'm like looking around. I
was like, is this allowed? He was going to town
with a cucumber?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, on their network TV. It wasn't even like cable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, we can show it because it's not that actual
pick in. It's not the real throbbing trouser wearing. It
is something different.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It was a cooking show.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
God.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So yeah, in some places in the world, is Europe dominently,
sex is just as common of a sight as seeing
somebody like scratch their ear.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It just yes, they are screwing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's another day now.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Violence on their TV is another story. They don't show it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Lence, violence, isn't that funny? Supposed to kill a bunch
of people there?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, it's kind of the other way in America, isn't it.
We're like violence in our movies.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's fine, but no cover up.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Give it a next rating.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Deadpool the opening scene of Deadpool, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Your giant dick.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No no, no, no, no, no no, no slashing. Well you
know Deadpool? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of slashing
and stabbing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh the violence. Okay, but I hear it's funny. I
got to see it in three D though, I got
to see it in three D.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, that sounds like a fune when you go to
the theater for huh did any of you catch Mad
Max Furio? So yet I keep getting tempted.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
By no, no, no, no, it's still showing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
If you want to watch it at home on Prime,
you have two options right now, and I kind of
feel screwed by both of them. You can rent Mad
max furios on Prime for nine ninety nine for one watching.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, well, actually it's it's on forty eight hours at
least on the dish it'll go for forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I just got the streaming apps Prime and then flakes it.
You can rent it for ten or you can purchase
the damn thing for twenty. And here's the thing, You're
not really purchasing anything. It's just a digital copy of
the movie. It's not something you can hold in your
hand and open up and check out an album or something.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
When you watch a movie, can you pause it and
go pee? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, yes, And that's the difference, I guess. Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now, there are Furiosa mentions in Deadpool and Wolverine by
the way. Oh and there's a lot of cameos. I'm
not going to spoil it for you, but there's a
lot of cameos.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It is just so funny, which is why I've always
loved Deadpool. Yeah, because it's just the references. The fight
scenes are done to music that doesn't go with a
fight scene, but it makes it funny.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Not surprised good.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, all right, Well, I think I'm going to take
a chance with Mad Max Furiosa. But it just sounds
expensive and it sounds like a screwjob.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I because I love the Mad Max movie. I thought
Road was great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Now Fury Road. I ended up doing it in this
special edition where it's not in color. Did you see
that one?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They watch it in color?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
They reprocessed the whole movie and they called it Mad
Max Furiosa in chrome.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And what is that like? Sepio?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Like a black and white but shinier.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I guess, Oh, I'd rather see color.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, me too, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I wanted to get weird. But I enjoyed the movie nonetheless,
and I thought Tom was really good as Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
A friend of mine recommended on Amazon Prime video million Miles.
So I saw that yesterday. And it is about the
first migrant worker who grew up as a migrant farm
worker and he went to space. Do you remember he
went on the Space Shuttle Discovery. Okay, it's the movie
(08:17):
about his life. It was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Was free too. If you've got Amazon Prime.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I do. I have the chief Amazon Prime where I
have to watch a commercial.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But did it have a bulging pickle?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It had a large corn cob, but not a pecker.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, that's closing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Corser do all that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Monday, Yeah, I am just spent just Mondays are just
the shittiest day of the week for me. I'm sorry,
but it is.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We're all trying to get her footing again. Like I
get poor Anna sitting there at five o'clock with me
this morning. I'm trying to type things for her, and
the typing section of my brain was not only not
awake yet it was on vacation.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That was That was me too. I was hunting like that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Like one key at a time, and I'm thinking of
the back of my head. This poor lady next to me.
She just doesn't know what to make of these boys.
I get it, get it, Well, we'll do better tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Last week I can't promise. I ain't stepping forward to
promise nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Last week my brain was not working because I wasn't
sleeping good. So knock on wood, you know, speaking of sleeping,
let me do it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think we're going to have to go do us
a little naptime so we'll be nice and refreshed for tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You'll do it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Twist my pecker.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I would not for a million dollars twist it back. Okay,
now we've gone off the raid. Now it's time we
get out of the sharks Wistington. We have jumped the
shart and it beat our pick off.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
We we indeed all right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
We'll see you tomorrow. That's all you're gonna get out
of us today. Sorry, that's it. We'll do better tomorrow.
Maybe maybe we'll see you. Bye bye
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, all right, all right here, and I had a
nice little weekend and survived it, and you brought great
luck to the Rangers because they could have been swept
by the Boss.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I know, I know, no, but me and my son
Clay went on Saturday, and the baseball guy said, no,
not in front of them. No, they've suffered enough as
it is.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Let's give them a win.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, because this was your makeup game, because you guys
were supposed to be at the season opener at the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Weren't you. Yes, Okay, but dear old Dad, have little
trouble putting one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Your Olympic injury from.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A long jumping, that's what I'm gonna tell about. Man.
I was jumping off the I was pole vaulting, and
my dick caught on the bar and I fell down
and I tore both the quads out of my knee.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's what happened, luckily, that's all he tore.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah. Yeah, because I hung there for a second because
Dick wrapped around the pole because it didn't want to
let go, and Finally it did, and I hit right
on my back and flipped over and tore both the
quads in my knee.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You had a dick or a bowl constrictor.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hey, that's my story and I am sticking to it. Okay, god,
oh wow, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Only a few inches long in him, but it's big
around as a beer can.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yea, their girth.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Used to use me to get the squirrel holes covered up.
I get a rabbit out of his hole. I just
put that in there. They think a big old giant
worms coming out.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
She'll get it stuck in a that hole.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Did you eat anything fun at the ballpark? Or did
before the game?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Ween? Or maybe no?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
We ate before? Clon Clayton wanted to He wanted to
go to salt Grass, and I said, you know, I
don't blame him.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Pretty tough to argue with. Yes, it is, but you
saw somebody carrying one of those son of a bitch
and boomsticks.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Did family right in front of us had one? The
thing was this long?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay? Did they eat it all?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know. They kept cutting it up, and I
don't think anybody could eat it all. There is only
four people there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It was the size of a French pole vaulter.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It was disised of picking. That's how big it was big,
a large bugget in my dreams all America thinks they
have the boomstick in pel We cannot even pole because
our dieks are so big.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So what happened. It's just like the thing just like
bumped into the pole for a second.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
According to People magazine, and we've got all of the
information up on the Bow and Them show page at
lone star ninety two five dot com. But they said
every every headline says that he missed out on a
medal because of his dong right, But no, he had
already he his leg had hit the bar, but it
was his dog that brought it down completely down.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Because it reached up and grabbed the hold of the
bar and started to pull it down. I said, no, Picker,
get back in your shoe.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I like, some guy posted the video of it and
then it cuts to him and he's like, out, out, out.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Out, that's that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I can't believe there's not zoomed in slow mo video
a moment when the Johnson touched.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There is the need to go on the internet.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
If you wanted to know all he had to do
is ask Anna, because if there's a French dick somewhere,
she's gonna find it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, thank you Google.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Stick. What does they have like powdered sugar? And in this.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Case, it's a gaggle.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I thought the Battle of the Bulge was in Germany,
but apparently it's.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
In Germany.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
But oh, it does like it would be a German problem.
Apparently from my research and watching all the movies I've watched,
Germany is the horniest place in the whole world, is
it now? Oh my god? Their sex culture is.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Just your period.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, let's go with your period.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I told you about when I was in Spain the
very first time I ever went to Europe and I'm
watching like the equivalent of their network TV, and there
are people going out and I'm like looking around. I
was like, is this allowed? He was going to town
with a cucumber?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yes, on their network TV. It wasn't even like cable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, we can show it because it's not that actual
pick in. It's not the real throbbing trouser wearing. It
is something different.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It was a cooking show.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
God.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So yeah, in some places in the world, is Europe dominently,
sex is just as common of a sight as seeing
somebody like scratch their ear.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It just yes, they are screwing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's another day now.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Violence on their TV is another story. They don't show it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Lence, violence, isn't that funny? Supposed to kill a bunch
of people there?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, it's kind of the other way in America, isn't it.
We're like violence in our movies.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's fine, but no cover up.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Give it a next rating.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Deadpool the opening scene of Deadpool, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Your giant dick.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No no, no, no, no, no no, no slashing. Well you
know Deadpool? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of slashing
and stabbing.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh the violence. Okay, but I hear it's funny. I
got to see it in three D though, I got
to see it in three D.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, that sounds like a fune when you go to
the theater for huh did any of you catch Mad
Max Furio? So yet I keep getting tempted.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
By no, no, no, no, it's still showing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
If you want to watch it at home on Prime,
you have two options right now, and I kind of
feel screwed by both of them. You can rent Mad
max furios on Prime for nine ninety nine for one watching.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, well, actually it's it's on forty eight hours at
least on the dish it'll go for forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I just got the streaming apps Prime and then flakes it.
You can rent it for ten or you can purchase
the damn thing for twenty. And here's the thing, You're
not really purchasing anything. It's just a digital copy of
the movie. It's not something you can hold in your
hand and open up and check out an album or something.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
When you watch a movie, can you pause it and
go pee? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, yes, And that's the difference, I guess. Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now, there are Furiosa mentions in Deadpool and Wolverine by
the way. Oh and there's a lot of cameos. I'm
not going to spoil it for you, but there's a
lot of cameos.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It is just so funny, which is why I've always
loved Deadpool. Yeah, because it's just the references. The fight
scenes are done to music that doesn't go with a
fight scene, but it makes it funny.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Not surprised good.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, all right, Well, I think I'm going to take
a chance with Mad Max Furiosa. But it just sounds
expensive and it sounds like a screwjob.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I because I love the Mad Max movie. I thought
Road was great.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Now Fury Road. I ended up doing it in this
special edition where it's not in color. Did you see
that one?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They watch it in color?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
They reprocessed the whole movie and they called it Mad
Max Furiosa in chrome.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
And what is that like? Sepio?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Like a black and white but shinier.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I guess, Oh, I'd rather see color.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, me too, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I wanted to get weird. But I enjoyed the movie nonetheless,
and I thought Tom was really good as Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
A friend of mine recommended on Amazon Prime video million Miles.
So I saw that yesterday. And it is about the
first migrant worker who grew up as a migrant farm
worker and he went to space. Do you remember he
went on the Space Shuttle Discovery. Okay, it's the movie
(08:17):
about his life. It was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Was free too. If you've got Amazon Prime.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I do. I have the chief Amazon Prime where I
have to watch a commercial.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But did it have a bulging pickle?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It had a large corn cob, but not a pecker.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, that's closing.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Corser do all that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Monday, Yeah, I am just spent just Mondays are just
the shittiest day of the week for me. I'm sorry,
but it is.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We're all trying to get her footing again. Like I
get poor Anna sitting there at five o'clock with me
this morning. I'm trying to type things for her, and
the typing section of my brain was not only not
awake yet it was on vacation.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That was That was me too. I was hunting like that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Like one key at a time, and I'm thinking of
the back of my head. This poor lady next to me.
She just doesn't know what to make of these boys.
I get it, get it, Well, we'll do better tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Last week I can't promise. I ain't stepping forward to
promise nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Last week my brain was not working because I wasn't
sleeping good. So knock on wood, you know, speaking of sleeping,
let me do it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think we're going to have to go do us
a little naptime so we'll be nice and refreshed for tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You'll do it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Twist my pecker.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I would not for a million dollars twist it back. Okay,
now we've gone off the raid. Now it's time we
get out of the sharks Wistington. We have jumped the
shart and it beat our pick off.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
We we indeed all right.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
We'll see you tomorrow. That's all you're gonna get out
of us today. Sorry, that's it. We'll do better tomorrow.
Maybe maybe we'll see you. Bye bye
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