The Bo and Them After Show - What Did We Do on Vacation Talk (Ep 1013)

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Episode Transcript

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Pitch the bow and them. Aftershow decompression session, he representative shortly,
why aren't we sounding like British people? Didn't? Bye, it's time to
go on. Oh, Michael,mister Mikey Trammell says, what did you
do to your hair? He cutit? Cut it off? Man.

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I get home to California and grandsonlooking sharp for the school year, and
I said, you know what,man, I got. I gotta get
a new attitude over here. SoI always said, I said, I
we'll get my hair cut. Sonow your wife feels like she's sleeping with
a different man exactly, Yeah,something like that. Bo, what are
you doing, man, I ain'tdoing nut. You look like you're about

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ready to get out of here.No, I'm just sitting here, just
making sure all the buttons are pushedright. So what did you do on
your vacation? Anna? We knowwhat I got? So my first weekend,
I went to San Antonio for mybest friend's birthday weekend and which you
guys last, Oh my gosh,I gave her show. Her birthday's actually
was Wednesday, the thirteenth, butfor the weekend, it was a weekend

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of Yes, so anything she wantedto do. I had to say yes
too, So we went to herfavorite Have you ever heard of that boat?
I've never heard of that. Howdo you get that going? I
have to have friends like me.Uh. So we went to her favorite
restaurant, but she didn't say Shedidn't ask for anything exorbitant her or something
that you won't be able to Shecouldn't give me a million dollars. She

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was like, I really feel likehaving a bottle of cava, which is
champagne but from Spain. And Isaid yes, so got her a bottle
of cava and we enjoyed a bottleof cava. I really feel like going
to uh Sushi Hana, which isover by her house, her favorite sushi
place. And I was like,okay, yes, let's go. So
treated her to that. She waslike, I really feel like a foot

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massage. Yes, you gave herone. No, we went to a
sketchy place in San Antonio and SanPedro. Yeah, it's all dark,
it looked like an opium den.You don't want your friend's feet stink all
over your hands. No, butI have given her a foot massage.
When we were in Europe one timeand we had been walking all day long.
She gave me a foot massage,and I gave her a foot massage,

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and we laughed and drank. Thatwas fun. Well, you know,
I know what you're Tony Rocky Horrorgot thrown out of a window for
a massaging Marcellus Wallace's wife's feet.Is that right? I did not know
that's on pulp fiction the movie.Yeah, my gosh. No. So

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a day of yes, a weekendof yes. Very nice. It's very
fun, very good. And thenthis past weekend. I just got home
yesterday from Austin, UH to spendtime with a family. We had like
a little mini Deharrow family reunion,my brothers and I and my sister in
law, the kids and the grandkidsand all that stuff. It was fun.
Some people are piping up. Theysay they want to see my,
uh my, your haircut, mynew haircut. Yeah, show we turning

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around here. It is all right, look at that nothing on the back,
nothing in the back, not pulledup in a ponytail. And it's
new fall season and it's a lotless hassle. It is man and my
and my and I'm telling you,I started looking at my shampoo bill.
It's like, damn I'm spending waytoo much on shampoo. I need to
whack that stuff off. Wait aminute, get a little stuff. Wait

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a minute, whack that stuff off. What about you both just watched football
pretty much? Yeah, chilled athome with the dam watch Connor play football?
Did you watch Connor play? Yeah? Caught a touchdown pass Thursday night
against Wakeland and they won the game. They won a game. You were
there? Yeah? Where's Wakeland?Uh? Somewhere near Frisco. I don't

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know. Let's see where Wakeland nightis? It was it at the Star?
Where where'd y'all where they star?Oh? Man, how great is
that? Wakeland High School is inFrisco on Legacy Drive. Never heard of
I know where it is? Yeahyeah, wait a minute, Legacy Drive.
Is that right there? Office tollway? Yeah, to the east of
the tollway. Yeah, well it'sit's there's a Frisco High school right off

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the tollway. There is, andthen there's a Legacy exit off the tollway.
Yeah. I think Wakeland High Schoolis not right off the toll past
Maine. It's north of Maine.Oh. If I wanted to go see
it, I should go look forit myself. But it's Connor's senior year,
right, Does he already know wherehe wants to go to college?
He's got some offers. Really,he's got some places. Oh, that's

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cool offering him a scholarship. Ishe going to go to Passage? Is
he going to go to his momand dad's alma monitor Texas Tech? He
can if he wants it? IsGrandpa Payne for his education? Deal with
my kids? Already he's done,He's done. I'm done. He's like,

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I just go to your games.I'll go to your games. But
your mom and your dad are they'rein charge of you. Mama and daddy.
And did you say you had onegrandson injured for the season? Yeah?
May and he's the middle one.What the position does he play?
He's a receiver too. He playsfor the freshman team. At ready?

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Has he hurt his knee or whathe hurt? His ankles? Oh?
Got it all? Hating everything?How's the Rams doing? They're good?
Day one Saturday? Did they howthat intro sound? Did you hear that?
I'm good? Yeah? The introRandy and I made for for his
team? So you announce all theplayers? Yeah, it's great, it's

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greatness got music and it's all produced. It's all produced. Yeah, sounds
good and it's is that the onlyteam that has an intro like that?
Or is other teams? I'm sureother teams might, but the other teams
don't have bow Roberts for the PaulPaul Oh, that's rights. But Bo
has never am seed a baby shower. Yeah, let's let's hear the baby

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showers And what do you need aMC for a baby shower for? Well,
you know, because I told youit was a big production, there
was, there was they listen andI spent a couple of days setting the
place up Raymond's mom's house because hismom's husband is a fireman, so he

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was the dude works all the time. So I we had we had to
move a couch from Raymond's house overto her house, and we had to
set up these tents, these brandnew tents and you know like the radio
station pop up tents now, butthis was double the size. There was
two of them, and it wentfor the shade or for the shade.
People sit down and to eat andall that stuff, and what did they

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serve? Let me tell you whatthey served? And I had to go
do that too. I had tocook. I had noah, I had
to go to h to Molly Mama, Okay, to Molly Mama and pick
up a bunch of Tommy's yea thatthey were serving to Molly's. And they
also had Bella's Mini pancakes. Bellaand her mom, I guess is the

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lady that was there. They madethese little pancakes about this big, and
they put him in a little traywith some ice cream and and so there
they had that. They also hada self served served drink cart that had
mimosas. It was it was abrunch kind of yeah, okay, and
they had uh, some mimosas andyou know, other wines and champagne and

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stuff. They didn't really have anyhard drinks, but I don't know why
they didn't. But anyway, andthen they had some some other you know,
bacon and sausage and little kishes.Were you Yes, I was the
guy going around. All right,everybody, bar is now open. Welcome
to the baby shower. Well youknow, j no, no, see,

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nobody introduced me. I just goton the mic and started talking.
All right, guys, the Bella'sMini Pancakes will be ready in about ten
minutes. Hope you're hungry, andthanks for coming out. It's going to
be a beautiful day. And thenthey come, Oh, by the way,
this whole baby shower thing, it'sa freaking scam. Why you invite
all these people over here to whatbring you present? Yeah, that's what

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it's all about. Needs to helpyou prepare for the best thing is the
registry. Oh yeah, Because I'venever been married and never had any kids,
I want to have a registry,like a birthday registry or Christmas Red
Can you do that? If Iwas a narcissist, maybe you know.

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But it comes time. It comestime to open up the presents, right,
So they cart all these presents overfrom one section over to where the
couch is and the h and youmake the announcement. Well I'm supposed to,
but I was in the front yarddrinking with my my brother in law.

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Those are those are the best guys. So all of a sudden,
my niece comes around. Hey,uncle, Andy, they're looking for you
to get on the microphone. I'mlike what. So I go over and
they've already been halfway through the gifts. But then I go over there and
oh, oh ah, who gaveyou this, all right, So that's
that's do you know what the greatestthing that they have now for new moms.

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It's like a curig like we havefor our coffee, but it's for
baby formula. Really warm up thebaby. How you put how do you
put your booby in that thing?You don't, you don't. For the
little cup, you just walk up, getting real close. A little suction
cup comes out, takes what itneeds, kind of like this curig.
You put like ten ounces, sixounces, four ounces or whatever, right,

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and then you have the formula,the powdered formula in one end,
and then you have the water inthe other, and then it mixes it
together and it comes out right inthe bottle. Well, hey, bo
you know they they've got something likethat though for drinks, for mimosas,
for margarite, for dais. Yeah. It's some kind of bar thing where
you can uh you know, it'sa margin machine. No, it's not

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that, it's it's Curio'll ever heardof soda stream? Yeah, it's that
little machine that you can make sodasat home. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's got carbon carbonates. The wateryou put you just put regular water in
it. Carbonates. It was theflavoring and all that stuff. Well there's
something there's a product out there thatis booze. It's a it's a boozy

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thing. Well that's kind of cool. Yeah, it was very cool.
Why didn't we come up with thatidea? Well, because it's too early
in the morning to get that drunk. Yeah, see smile, it ain't
only for both. By the way, do we have any more beer over
there or do we drink it all? We drank it all. I need
to supplement. Okay, our beer'sdash. Now we got to set something

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straight here today. Okay what Anna? Yes? Today is national I'm being
approached this with you guys earlier.Today's National cheeseburger Day. Yes, yes,
and I'm gonna go celebrate with acheeseburger with a cheeseburger. In fact,
I think I just popped into myhead a killer's number Five's number five,

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number five for killers that might havethe ticket. Now number five has
cheese on it. Yeah, andI don't believe I've ever gotten a number
five without cheese. But normally,like when I go to Fatburger, I
go so I don't get cheese sometimes. So today I'm gonna get a cheeseburger.
Cheeseburger right now. If I wouldnormally do what you did on National

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Hamburger Day, I would be doingit wrong because, yes, I both
cheeseburger, still hamburger, hamburger withcheese. But she goes out on National
Hamburger Day and has a freaking cheeseburger. I can't do that. Well,
but it's technically still a hamburg Thankyou both. Okay, So if I
got a hamburger today with no cheeoh, then that wouldn't technically ok.

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But a cheeseburger is a hamburger withcheese with cheese on it. So she's
right and I'm wrong. No,you're just so. You're just overthinking this
ship, he said, exactly whatTeller's number five? That sounds good.
Tater tots, Oh, I lovetater tots. Start and they got and

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they'll bring you beer right to youryesterday. Hey, State Fair of Texas
is not this Friday. A weekfrom Friday. A week from Friday.
What's the date, the twenty ninth? It opens September twenty yes, and
it runs through October twenty two.You know what, aren't we getting State
Fair food? Like some of theWednesday, Big Text Savory and and the

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Sweet Big Text Choice Awards. No, next Wednesday, you better tell me
better. That's gonna be so good. Oh Thursday, Oh, it's Thursday,
Thursday. What are they bringing?I wonder be finalists? I bet
they're bringing the finalists. They're bringingall the people that made the food too,
or they know they just bring thefood. Oh and it's cold and

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hard and doesn't taste for good.Last time that they've done it, it's
been delicious, hasn't Yeah did theybring a microwave or something to heat it
up for us? And I don'tremember? Why are you asking me?
You gotta have everything well because you'veseen this before, Annabelle. Yeah,
and you know what, there wereno complaints for me. Okay. Now
at this brunch that I went toin San Antonio, I would complain about

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that. Yeah. Yeah, allthe food was cold. That just dat
right. No, somebody need tojust drank Bloody Mary's Doubt gold for the
gusts salad in a cup pretty much. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna need
a nap because this is our firstday back, yes after being off for

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ten days, so I got aregroup. Hey, but listen What a
fun show today. Yeah, itwas great getting back together with everybody.
And you know, we sucked atmath with the Monday morning. I just
sucked at looking up the wrong freakinguh. I know the passes and the
receiving stats and everything. I wantedto make it easy. I didn't want

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to do some new rookie player.Hey when the the with the Cowboys looking
this good? With this could bea weekly thing. I might be doing
that a lot. By the way, I have not looked at the schedule.
Who are we playing this week?Do we? Uh? Do we
know that? Easy enough to Andyou know my rams they lost to the
dead gum San Francisco forty nine ersand what I got nephews and everybody on

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in California, my family, they'reall Niners fans. Set me and my
kid and my grands man. YesterdayI was already home, and you know,
Roe was kind of upset that Iwasn't going to watch a game with
him and Cowboys and Cardinals. Yeahwe're in Arizona. Mentioned it in Sports

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of all sorts. I just wentblank, Oh, yeah, it would
be easy. Oh that that's goodbecause Arizona stinks. What day? What
time of day. Is that three? Oh good, because we'll be done.
We'll be done with our broadcast bythen. Oh yeah. So anyway,
the Saints have one of their rivalstonight. They're playing the Panthers and
it starts at six, so Imight get to watch most of the game.
You know what bow Last Sunday Night, Last Sunday Night. See eight

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Nights the tenth. Yeah, thefirst Sunday Night of the of La Sunday
Night football over there comes on atfive five? Yeah. Yeah. Last
weekend, the Cowboys versus the Giants, I was in shock because I really
thought that the Giants would give thema better game. But it was so

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exciting to see the Cowboys just rollover them. And then, of course,
the day before I picked the Giantsto win. You did so.
You brought us luck, You tookone for the team music Like Randa,
My grandson thought I was a completeidiot though picking against the Cowboys. Thank
you, bro Ro. How awesomewere was the Longhorns game against Obama?

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I know you hate both teams inequal debo, but I'm glad they game.
Listen, listen, listen. Nobody'sbrought this up yet. I'll bring
it up right Now, last Sunday, the tenth first weekend of the of
the first game of the year NFLRams. Did you see who the Rams
beat Seattle Seahawks in Seattle. Yeah, and you guys had just been telling
me that's the loudest stadium in theworld. It is, so I was

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I was happening. Maybe the Ramsare deaf. They didn't hear all the
fans, you know, or theyhad their air pods on hearing their own
fans going, you can do it. You know that there's there's deaf colleges
that have football teams. So howdid they know when to snap the ball?

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There's a guy on the sideline beatinga drum. They say, we're
gonna snap the ball on the fifthbeat. Yeah, that's interesting that I
thought it was the hand signals thatsomebody signed. Hut hut, No,
nut hut. Did you see themmaking fun of Mike McCarthy because he's calling

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the place right and they were saying, you know, most coaches will cover
up their mouth so nobody knows whatthey're seeing. So Tony Romo was like
trying to pretend like he could readhis lips. He's like, okay,
So after the game, where arewe gonna go have drinks? Speaking of
Tony Romo, has that guy starteddrinking whiskey and smoking Marlborough's Tony because his

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horse? Yeah, he sounded horse? Is that different? He went partying
the night before him. He's beensounding horse, smoking him. Marlborough reds,
it's not a smoker. You takethat back, Randy Jane, He
Tony Romo is not a smoker ora joker. All right, we'll see

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all tomorrow.