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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, alright, Danny boy, Jeremy Piven isn't in the studio
to mess with your cords.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Really.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know that was yesterday, folks. So if you were
listening to the first segment, you were screaming at me,
going no audio, no audio, And I was like, well, yep,
he was not pilot area, it was co pilot air.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Jeremy Piven thought that those controls right there were to
tune his turn his headphones up. Yeah, and that's that's what.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Cut us off.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yeah, Jeremy Piven once again at Arlington Improv tonight for
two shows and tomorrow night for two shows.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Very funny guy. He had some great stories.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I think we're gonna go tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah, absolutely so sweet.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
I brought you guys something from the road roadkill.
Speaker 8 (01:03):
No, No, but, oh my god did.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
I don't even want to talk about it because some
of the dead things I saw along side of the
road that we would all our hearts would twist.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Did you bring them homes a week at barbecue?
Speaker 8 (01:13):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:14):
But I brought something for our tailgate party here because
apart from football. The next biggest thing about a Super
Bowl weekend is the food, right, Okay, something I've been
wanting you guys to try, and it's hard to find
in Dallas, but in Atlanta they had plenty of them.
It is a new flavor of Funions sake onion.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Okay, I'll give that a.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Show boe when I are Funians fans, and I know
you're not a huge fan, but I'll try it.
Speaker 8 (01:44):
You can taste test if you want to.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
These are I knew bo Is gonna like this, So
these are a gift for you for your super Bowl watching.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Did he say he was gonna whoop it out?
Speaker 8 (01:55):
He did?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
The judge says, I can't do that anymore now for.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Me, very much like the new Girl Scout cookie that
I tried this year of venturefuls. This is the best
damn Funions I've ever tasted.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well, that may be the judge, and they're.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Hard to find in Texas steakhouse Onion Funions.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Well, actually, yeah, dude, you want to throw me one.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
It's not a them to they go good dipped in ranch,
but the flavor on those things being.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
A Troopers not really a Funians girl like here you
go Danny, is it?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is it like Ale's cookies last week that you were
the older one that didn't like them.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Two weeks ago those were two chocolatey. Now somebody who
likes a brownie would love those. My brownies. I like
my to have like cream cheese and to be super squishy,
soft and just chewy.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Amen.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And what don't you like about these?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
My god?
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Those are good, aren't they?
Speaker 7 (03:12):
They're hard to find. There's two new flavors of onions
out there. It's a spicy caseo. Those are all over
the place out here, the steakhouse onion. I can't find
them on the damn shelves to save my life.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
But I got lucky at a target.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
How many? How many did you buy? Since you can't
find them here? Did you stalk up?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I bought three bags?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir, three bags full.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
It's right now.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You have family there, so can't they ship.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
You some of them?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
But I mean you're talking about something pretty fragile, and
I mean they probably got a little munched up just
riding in my car.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I think you'd be able to order him through Amazon.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Let me ask you this. Did you eat at the
Varsity while you were there.
Speaker 8 (03:52):
We passed it and.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Dropping my nephew off at Hartsfield Airport and there it was,
shining in all of its glory. On the left, there's
a little greasy spoon fast food chain in Georgia called Cookout,
and I love it.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I did go and eat there.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
You can get a whole platter of ship eight bucks
and they'll give you a cheeseburger, case of Dia and
a double burger and onion rings and a drink for
eight bucks.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Yeah. So, lord knows what's in it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It can't be dinastic.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Probably some of that roadkill.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Probably probably.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
So two quick things I wanted to tell you guys
about my experience too, and these are classic rock things.
Number one, last Sunday was a my sister's memorial service. Yes,
my sister's favorite artist in the entire world since she
was a.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Kid, Beatles.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
The Beatles guests who won a Grammy on the day
of my sister's memorials Beles.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Did you see Sean Lennon accepting?
Speaker 8 (04:51):
No, we were.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
We were at the service that night. We all found
out and we went Wow, nice one, Rosslyn. The other
thing was Rosin and I had a big brother now
he was only alive until I was three years old.
He was an Army Range airborne guy and he loved
the concerts. He loved the classic rock. My sister had
(05:13):
his original T shirt from Woodstock.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh stop it.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Oh, it looks like mas had been attacking it.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I've got it in a jar and it's just you
pull it out and it falls apart in your hands.
But I thought i'd bring that in for you guys
to check out a real Woodstock concert.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Start put it in one of those shadow boxes. Yes,
we definitely need to do that.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Me and a friend of mine, we're gonna go to
the Louisville Pop Festival, which was I think that was
after Woodstock. Yeah, shortly after My parents said oh hail
no oh haale no I was. I was about to
turn sixteen, and they thought he'll walk in.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And come back with a needle in his arm, the
Devil's weed.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Like the Corsicana neighborhoods didn't have plenty of weed rolling
around too.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I'll tell you something else. Me and my brother got
my mother and father to get stolen, and my dad
started growing some in the back. I'm sht.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
So he didn't he have like a still to to
make a home brew.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Oh, he made homemade beer. I used to help him
when I was awa and.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Then he was growing pot too, pot beer.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
No, this was.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Back in the day when it was the Devil's Well,
that's what I was told.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
But then I said, why did you just you know?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
My dad had cancer and I remember my senior year
in high school. He asked my brother. He goes, do
you think you could score me some pot? Because he
felt so bad and he had been reading these stories
about how pot could improve his appetite and make him
feel better after the chemotherapy.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And my mom.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Overheard it and she's like, as I said, you're not
going to be a drug add she threw it see
and then she like looked at my brother and she goes, cormo, you,
how do you know how to buy marijuana?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
It ain't that hard, all right?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
So this reminds me of one more story about my
dearly departed sister, And God, this is funny. You guys
made me think of this just now. When she was
in her early twenties college girl age and I was
still too young to know about weed, she got my
dad stoned in the bathroom at my house because I
was playing with legos right down the hall. So they
went and there hid in the bathroom and she goes,
(07:38):
come on, dad, just try some. So my dad, who's
a very stiff, rigid ex military rum, he decided he'd
go ahead and try some.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
It takes a hit and he looks at my sister
and he goes.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
There's nothing happening, nothing going on here.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
So he tries another hit. I don't feel anything.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
He goes, wait a minute, let me get a paper bag.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
O god.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Oh so he wanted to.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Do that fucking paper bag and woo and he goes, oh, yeah, okay, Now.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
That reminds me Danny Miles when we went to go
see Steel Panther and Bo shared some of his goodies
with you.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, what, I don't feel nothing.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
What. I don't know what Bo's doing.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
I don't About thirty minutes to an hour later, you
were drooling on the floor.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What was funny? And I do remember this.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Driving home, I was in mid conversation with Anna and
then I just stopped. What was totally forgotten and then Anna,
bless her heart, she just let it rode for the
silence ride for a few more seconds, goes, okay, where
were we okay, And I was like, I totally forgot
(08:57):
what I was talking to me.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You're so funny. You didn't say anything. You just let
it ride for a few seconds.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Telling the same story over, I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
What Bo's talking about.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I don't feel anything.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
You must be a rookie, you.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Think you think?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Oh man, I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, well I will say this if you if you
let me do something like that, I could be a
party fever.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I know that. Do that.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Okay, Oh my gosh, okay, I'm gonna have to go
all right.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Oh good times, good tailgate party, and man does it
feel good to be back in my chair. And thank
you all. Thank you rascals, Thank you all for the
love and support.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And thank you to Danny Mile.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
And another thanks to Fox for is Mike Doocy for
coming in here and talking to super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Absolutely love this. I love Doozy and he loves me.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Bar Louie.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Another thank you to bar Louis for bringing our day groceries.
We had a feast and we shared it with all
of our co workers.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Here I did.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Thanks for making us look cool what we do.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah, sharing is caring.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
Oh that's cute. Do you guys know bar Louie.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
When they went to do their radio commercials, they shilled
out the money to have the song Louie Louie in
their radio commercials. Oh really, well, lot the real one,
not like a cover of it, like.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
For the rights.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Well, also you can just use Nobody'll say anything. Ain't
nobody in the kings. One't gonna be listening.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Little do you know? We get smacked. Danny and I
got smacked a little bit while it is going on,
just a little what for what?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Because there was more than twenty seconds of something licensed
and familiar.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
He got smacked for rick rolling everybody yesterday.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Yeah, we got smacked for that. But you can dispute it.
So you write them back and you.
Speaker 8 (11:02):
Go, screw you.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
We were singing over the song, so it's not the
same licensed recording at all.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, that just shows you your your singing was actually
that good because they thought.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
But when you started sounding like share, that's when they
picked us.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Well, let me add that to another thing. That don't
give a ship of that.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
All right, y'all have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Go cheese, can't have Please, We'll see you by day