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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, excuse me if I scratch myself.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Glad I'm looking away.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You should be. You were spared the shocking forearm.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, I was thinking of blazing saddles when you started
your sent Excuse.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Me while I whip this out. Uh well, let me
just let's start. Let me just see who's on the
phone here, Matt the Cat Hello, boning them show?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, it's about time.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, see, you were right, you were right?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Were right?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I win a free dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Where we going, Anabelle? Where we go?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's taken out by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That reminds me. Yes, we have to do our oscar
picks on Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And whoever wins will get a dinner anywhere they want.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Y'all anyway, Randy and Jimmy owe you those dinners.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh true, Okay, I'm not I'm not allowed to compete
in that. What what the hell? How the hell do
I benefit from that? What the hell's up with that?
I don't benefit from that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Know you? You?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh you will get a I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Calling to talk to you, my brother. You and I
got to work out something here, you and I gotta do.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Are you talking about my new version of New England
clam chowder?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, we're past that. Anybody,
anybody who wants to put Tortolini's in the in the
New England's, I mean, come on, come on, sac for
Christ's sake, I would love it. I need to know
if you got the name and number of the girl
who won the NASCAR tickets today. She sounded like such
a cutie.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She is a cutie pie. Mikayla.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think, Mikayla.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Mikayla.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I was just listening to her win.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Mikayla was the one who called about the steak and
Ale store, That's what it was. I was this cute,
little voiced winner there. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And she picked the race tickets. I thought for sure
she was a pick cheap trick, but she picked the race.
So she's your kind of girl, Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's my kind of woman, right there. Anybody who will
pick a freaking NASCAR race over a.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Concert, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Bring it like that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I've got her number, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I've got to share it with you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No privileged information.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I wouldn't know what to do with that little girl anyway,
that'd be like, that'd be like me being the third
monkey trying to get on Noah's art. That's just you.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I take cash app Denmo.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, that's a good way to get fired.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, don't worry, Deanna, I got your back.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was trying to call I was trying to call
up earlier this week because when you had crap, who'd
you have last week on the Comedian? So here's here's
the funny thing. I think I sent this info to Anna.
I think, and I'm not. I'm not. I think Dustin
(03:13):
used to play with my kid in Ulis.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's why we asked him the question. You heard him.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I asked him the question if he was from Ulus
and what year he graduated?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And he was born the day before my son was
born or after my son was born, in the year,
same month, exact same mate. So I'm thinking I remember
because I looked at his picture, and of course his
picture now is what twenty shoots longer than that. But
but I remember there was a whole group of kids
that lived on our street, tarent Drive in Eulis, and
(03:45):
I was working at Baby Dolls back in the day
and I wanted to. I wanted to call him up
and ask don't laugh, man, I made no money in
those three years than I've ever made since or before.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, I want you to go online and find the
clean shaven Dustiny Barrow because that's probably what he looked
like that when your kid was hanging out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
As long as I've known him, I've actually seen him
like that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah. Wow, is very very different.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It reminds me of when Jonah Hill all of a sudden,
like lost weight, shaved his beard, like who is that?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Is a cutie pie though.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He he when when these I mean literally this was
probably the last years of all the kids in the
neighborhood finding that one house to go play at all
the time. And and that was at my house, and
and they were little inty bitty you know, World War two,
post World War two, the cookie cutter houses, the little Yeah,
(04:43):
but Dustin, I remember they used to come bike riding
over from like three or four streets over. And he
would have been a Trinity Trojan the same time my
oldest son rest his soul was a Trinity Trojan. So
I wanted to ask him because you know, there was
also that other girl that used to she's an actress now,
gorgeous girl. I can't remember her name.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What was she in? Do you remember?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah? Oh god, wait a minute, just I know you
guys are.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You're having a lot of memory problems today, Matt, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Old age?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, Hadri hold on?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She, I mean, she's absolutely gorgeous. I'll find her here
in a in a second. But she she also she
also went to Uh, she grew up a couple of
streets over and now she's this big hot ship actress.
And and oh god, I can't it's amazing you listen,
(05:47):
and and and and so many there, believe it or not,
There've been a lot of kids from the Trinity football
program that have gone into the NFL and and have
become I can't remember their names either right now. I'm old.
But but I mean I I'm now starting to show
more pride in having lived in Yuless for twenty years
than I then being from New York. And I see
(06:08):
that the son of a bitch. But anyway, I just
wanted to make sure that I was still a rascule
and good standing because he's never answered my phone.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Calling, phone calls.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I answered this man, I answered this one.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Man, I want a free dinner because of it.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And on Fridays after show, we were sitting here expecting
a call from you that never came.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yes, I did tell I did tell bo. It's like, hey, Matt,
the cat says he's going to call in during the
after show.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You know what Fridays I'm fried.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh yeah, it's just man, we got to wrap up
the decompression session.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, even on.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Mondays again, Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, you guys probably don't even need melatonin to take
that first nap to you home.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What once my head hits the pillar, the sandman comes
right around the car.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, Bo, did you did you get my text message
about the Cheech and Chong bit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I said it today.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I just sent it maybe thirty minutes ago. The one,
the one about the where where the mafia tells the
pope he's got to screw a beautiful woman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, and you got to have a bigger teas.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Boom, you can play that one. If you can play
that one next Tuesday, I'll take care of your Christmas
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You got.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Get some sleep, kids, We'll talk to you later on.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I gotta go guys. Oh yeah, oh yes, I've got
two recording sessions.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
One moved from eleven am to one thirty pm, which
means I'm gonna have a very long day today. Why why,
well thirty I don't because I need to get this
done so you know. And they're a good nonprofits.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, but still they should understand what our schedule is
a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
They couldn't help it, so I'm going to give them
a break.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But yes, it's gonna be a very.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Long day today.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, next time you tell them kiff my ass, I said,
Bo said, told me to tell you to kiff my ass.
Mama needs a rest, things, a beauty rest. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
God, I'd be sleeping forever.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh stop it. All right, So we'll see you tomorrow
for ask us stuff day. It's right, we're going about,
Yes we are. We're going to take our little power
nap and we'll be recharged and wrett to go. Aye,
all right, that sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Okay, excuse me if I scratch myself.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Glad I'm looking away.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You should be. You were spared the shocking forearm.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah, I was thinking of blazing saddles when you started
your sent Excuse.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Me while I whip this out. Uh well, let me
just let's start. Let me just see who's on the
phone here, Matt the Cat Hello, boning them show?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, it's about time.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, see, you were right, you were right?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Were right?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I win a free dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Where we going, Anabelle? Where we go?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It's taken out by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That reminds me. Yes, we have to do our oscar
picks on Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And whoever wins will get a dinner anywhere they want.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Y'all anyway, Randy and Jimmy owe you those dinners.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh true, Okay, I'm not I'm not allowed to compete
in that. What what the hell? How the hell do
I benefit from that? What the hell's up with that?
I don't benefit from that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Know you? You?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Oh you will get a I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Calling to talk to you, my brother. You and I
got to work out something here, you and I gotta do.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Are you talking about my new version of New England
clam chowder?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, we're past that. Anybody,
anybody who wants to put Tortolini's in the in the
New England's, I mean, come on, come on, sac for
Christ's sake, I would love it. I need to know
if you got the name and number of the girl
who won the NASCAR tickets today. She sounded like such
a cutie.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She is a cutie pie. Mikayla.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think, Mikayla.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Mikayla.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, I was just listening to her win.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Mikayla was the one who called about the steak and
Ale store, That's what it was. I was this cute,
little voiced winner there. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
And she picked the race tickets. I thought for sure
she was a pick cheap trick, but she picked the race.
So she's your kind of girl, Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's my kind of woman, right there. Anybody who will
pick a freaking NASCAR race over a.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Concert, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Bring it like that.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I've got her number, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I've got to share it with you.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No privileged information.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I wouldn't know what to do with that little girl anyway,
that'd be like, that'd be like me being the third
monkey trying to get on Noah's art. That's just you.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I take cash app Denmo.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, that's a good way to get fired.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, don't worry, Deanna, I got your back.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was trying to call I was trying to call
up earlier this week because when you had crap, who'd
you have last week on the Comedian? So here's here's
the funny thing. I think I sent this info to Anna.
I think, and I'm not. I'm not. I think Dustin
(03:13):
used to play with my kid in Ulis.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's why we asked him the question. You heard him.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I asked him the question if he was from Ulus
and what year he graduated?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And he was born the day before my son was
born or after my son was born, in the year,
same month, exact same mate. So I'm thinking I remember
because I looked at his picture, and of course his
picture now is what twenty shoots longer than that. But
but I remember there was a whole group of kids
that lived on our street, tarent Drive in Eulis, and
(03:45):
I was working at Baby Dolls back in the day
and I wanted to. I wanted to call him up
and ask don't laugh, man, I made no money in
those three years than I've ever made since or before.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, I want you to go online and find the
clean shaven Dustiny Barrow because that's probably what he looked
like that when your kid was hanging out.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
As long as I've known him, I've actually seen him
like that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah. Wow, is very very different.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It reminds me of when Jonah Hill all of a sudden,
like lost weight, shaved his beard, like who is that?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Is a cutie pie though.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He he when when these I mean literally this was
probably the last years of all the kids in the
neighborhood finding that one house to go play at all
the time. And and that was at my house, and
and they were little inty bitty you know, World War two,
post World War two, the cookie cutter houses, the little Yeah,
(04:43):
but Dustin, I remember they used to come bike riding
over from like three or four streets over. And he
would have been a Trinity Trojan the same time my
oldest son rest his soul was a Trinity Trojan. So
I wanted to ask him because you know, there was
also that other girl that used to she's an actress now,
gorgeous girl. I can't remember her name.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What was she in? Do you remember?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah? Oh god, wait a minute, just I know you
guys are.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You're having a lot of memory problems today, Matt, what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Old age?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, Hadri hold on?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
She, I mean, she's absolutely gorgeous. I'll find her here
in a in a second. But she she also she
also went to Uh, she grew up a couple of
streets over and now she's this big hot ship actress.
And and oh god, I can't it's amazing you listen,
(05:47):
and and and and so many there, believe it or not,
There've been a lot of kids from the Trinity football
program that have gone into the NFL and and have
become I can't remember their names either right now. I'm old.
But but I mean I I'm now starting to show
more pride in having lived in Yuless for twenty years
than I then being from New York. And I see
(06:08):
that the son of a bitch. But anyway, I just
wanted to make sure that I was still a rascule
and good standing because he's never answered my phone.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Calling, phone calls.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I answered this man, I answered this one.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Man, I want a free dinner because of it.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
And on Fridays after show, we were sitting here expecting
a call from you that never came.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yes, I did tell I did tell bo. It's like, hey, Matt,
the cat says he's going to call in during the
after show.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You know what Fridays I'm fried.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh yeah, it's just man, we got to wrap up
the decompression session.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, even on.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Mondays again, Tuesdays and Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, you guys probably don't even need melatonin to take
that first nap to you home.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
What once my head hits the pillar, the sandman comes
right around the car.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, Bo, did you did you get my text message
about the Cheech and Chong bit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I said it today.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I just sent it maybe thirty minutes ago. The one,
the one about the where where the mafia tells the
pope he's got to screw a beautiful woman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, and you got to have a bigger teas.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Boom, you can play that one. If you can play
that one next Tuesday, I'll take care of your Christmas
all right.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You got.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Get some sleep, kids, We'll talk to you later on.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I gotta go guys. Oh yeah, oh yes, I've got
two recording sessions.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
One moved from eleven am to one thirty pm, which
means I'm gonna have a very long day today. Why why,
well thirty I don't because I need to get this
done so you know. And they're a good nonprofits.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, but still they should understand what our schedule is
a little bit better.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
They couldn't help it, so I'm going to give them
a break.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
But yes, it's gonna be a very.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Long day today.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, next time you tell them kiff my ass, I said,
Bo said, told me to tell you to kiff my ass.
Mama needs a rest, things, a beauty rest. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
God, I'd be sleeping forever.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh stop it. All right, So we'll see you tomorrow
for ask us stuff day. It's right, we're going about,
Yes we are. We're going to take our little power
nap and we'll be recharged and wrett to go. Aye,
all right, that sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow.
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