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In a deposition in January, Iwas asked questions about my relationship with Monica
Lewinsky. While my answers were legallyaccurate, I did not volunteer information.
And I say to you now,yes, I lied and left to stay
a bond the relief. Indeed,I did have a relationship with missle Whinsky
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that was not appropriate my advisor.In fact, it was wrong. Should
I never testify, I can onlytell you I was motivated by many factors.
First, my privates. I haddesire, desire to protect myself some
Moniican hell people for me. Nowthis matter is between me, the two
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people I loved most, and myprivates wood as you know of you to
see. But I told the grandjury today and I say to you now
I've had it enged go down onme. Then I've been around the world
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dispensing presidentil Scene and my wife.I walk the halls of power with my
pats. This has gone on toolong around med It hurts too many innocent
people, names and everything because thatlead and go down. Our country has
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been distracted by my private for toolong. I asked you to turn away
from the spectacle of the past sevenmonths, and I intend to reclaim mister
whisky before my privates. Thank youfor watching me, and good night,
good night Bill, thank you,thank you for that honest rendition right there.
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That was like a history lesson.Well, Monica Lewinsky is fifty one
years old today, and she looksgood. Have you seen pictures of her
recently? Yeah, you've seen thoselips? Shes she she looks great,
wild blesser. Well, if Icould get away with it again, I
bet you would. She makes mycigars taste real, I'll tell you.
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W Yes, I thought i'd startthe show with that, since it's as
stupid as it's well, I wasgonna say it's stupid and it's going to
get today. But no, probablynot, because we got some good stuff
here on Toy Box Tuesday. Butsee, I have been threatening to play
the segment we did called what haveyou learned from Cartoons? Okay, we're
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gonna do that here a little bitlater on. We've learned a lot from
cartes. Oh, okay, coursewe have. Yesterday, didn't we get
a request somebody wanted to hear Elvisand the Show. Oh yeah, Elvis
shower Table, I have Meryl.Yeah, we were supposed to remind you
about that this morning. Okay,wait, okay, he's writing it down.
Yes, it's on now. Well, you know, I want to
take care of the rescue that youknow, we'll call it and make a
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request for toy box Tuesday. Yeah, y'all have good taste in requests,
keep them coming. And we alsohave more Santana tickets at seven fifty that
we do and at eight forty inthe lone Star ticket window tickets to see
Slash the Serpent Festival tour which iscoming to Texas. Trust see you theater
next month. Well all right,Dan, So we got all that and
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so much more as we celebrate.Ready for the days we're celebrating. Oh
yeah, it's YadA YadA YadA Day. Oh for ya Elane from seinsfil Well.
On April seventeen, twenty fifteen,Michael Casby saw there was a bla
blah blah day, so he declared, July twenty third is YadA YadA YadA
Day. He said that the Seinfeldepisode The YadA YadA was part of the
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creative inspiration for the establishment of YadAYadA YadA Day. I still love to
say it. Yeah, YadA YadA. It sort of comes out by itself.
It's like a reflex phrase. Yeah, it's like something you have to
slap yourself to get you to stopsaving. And then we had the lobster
bisk and YadA YadA, YadA,YadA, YadA YadA over the best part,
and she goes, I mentioned thelobsters. Please. It's also hot
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enough for you day. Does anybodyever say that any Oh? Yeah,
since we live in the Northern Hemisphere, is probably hot outside and it's been
over a months since summer began,so it's perfectly acceptable for people to say
that to you, So don't spiton them or give them a little punch
in the face just for saying that. It's also wait a minute, Peanut
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butter and Chocolate Day. Yeah,give me some Reese's peanut butter cup for
a butter finger. You won't heara squeak out of me for a while.
You like to put him in thefreezer, don't you. Oh yeah,
yeah, the recent peanut butter cup. Yeah, it doesn't work very
well for snickers, but yeah peanut, yes, and the freezer is a
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lish. It's also National Vanilla iceCream Day, alright, so crumble up
some of that butterfinger candy bar justtalking about and sprinkle it on your Yes,
you got the right idea, becauseit's also National Sprinkle Day. I
went and sprinkled a little while ago. Jeffy sprinkled. This day was founded
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by Rosie Aleyah, a baker blogger, cookbook author, and dessert photographer.
Don't eatin ice cream this shit,I won't take picture of it. Put
it. It looks so pretty onmy selfie. And finally, it's gorgeous
Grandma Day. My wife certainly fitsthat title. Anna's got something for you
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on that in time wasisters today.It's really funny. Oh really, I
wouldn't say she's a hot grandma,but she's a spicy grandma. Yeah.
That's sometimes just as good, youknow, because you know, we always
have the double bagger thing we canfall back on if need be. Oh
oh bowl like this is the onlytime I'm gonna say something stupid like that.
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Jeez. So we gotta look atsports of all sorts coming up on
Foy. Then of course we gotthe freaking fool file, and then we
unleash the things from the old archiveshere on toy Box Tuesdays. Oh,
Brian may have Queen turned seventy sevenover the weekend, so we got an
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interview with Brian May. We'll playfor it and yes, I'll get to
a shower table. Let's do ourmornings. Okay, get ready for the
onslaughter show, Lord and Lord andlording. So batting down the hatches.
Suck it up because it's time up. You don't know what it's showtime lom
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Star ninety two to five. Thesong remains the same, just the music
and the words are different. Otherthan that, it's still the same as
it always was. Hey, lookat six thirty. It's time for sports
of all zard brought to you bythe will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers.
Go to Will heightwins dot com.Well it wasn't easy, but the
US men's basketball team completed a perfectexhibition run. After almost getting their acides
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beat several times in this exhibition,Lebron James sealed the deal with eleven points
in the fourth quarter to secure TeamUSA's ninety two to eighty eight went over
Germany yesterday in London. The LosAngeles Lakers Star total twenty points, six
rebounds, and four assists in eighteenminutes, making play after play in the
clutch to help the Americans finally pullaway. Looked like we were gonna lose
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another one, but it wasn't tobe. Outside of Lebron James, five
other Americans scored double figures. JoelEmbid scored fifteen, Steph Curry thirteen,
Anthony Edwards eleven, Anthony Davis ten, and Drew Holliday also scored ten.
So after defeating Canada, Australia,Serbia, South Sudan in Germany and exhibition
games, it's time to head toParis. It all begins this Sunday in
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a rematch with Nicola, Jockich andSerbia. That's what I call him.
Also, Lebron James is about todo something no US basketball player has ever
done, be the men's flag bearerfor the Olympics opening ceremony this Friday in
Paris. That's gonna be cool.Go get him. Yeah. It was
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a nail bider for sure last nightat Globely Field in Arlington, as the
Rangers face the prospect of losing toa team that has the worst record in
Major League Baseball. But fortunately forUS Texas rookie White Langford hit a game
ending RBI single in the tenth inningafter scoring the tying run in the ninth
as the Rangers rallied to beat theChicago White Sox four to three last night.
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Another highlight from last night, bythe way, if that's what you
can call it. Texas Rangers managerBruce Bochi injected for the fourth time this
season in the fifth indeas you'll gooff if he has yeah, he had
to. Next up for the Rangers, they faced the White Sox again tonight
at Globeli Field, first pitch atseven oh five. Now the Dallas Mavericks
are bringing back the familiar face bowas Spencer Dinwitty, oh rejoins the team
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on a one year deal. Justfun to say, DINWITTI, it sounds
so goofy aittying wrong. His journeysince leaving Dallas has been a winding one.
After being part of the Kyrie Irvingtrade that sent him to Brooklyn,
the ten year veteran was bought outby the Toronto Raptors last season. Faced
with the choice, Dinwitty opted forthe bright lights of La over a return
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to Dallas, a decision that didn'tquite pan out as he had hoped.
Now, Dinwitty returns to the placewhere he played the best basketball of his
career. His previous dentt in Dallaswasn't just about personal statistics. He was
a key contributor to the Mavericks runto the Western Conference Finals back in twenty
twenty two, if you remember,yes, I yes, all right,
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smack dab in the middle of sports, I'm gonna ask you guys a quick
cereal question. Okay, have youever gotten into the vibe of combining two
of your favorite cereals into one bowl? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
thought about it. Yeah, GoldenGrams and cinnamon toast Crunch. Can I
recommend those? Okay? All right? At Little Chocolate Chip. Okay,
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Travis and Jason Kelcey just released theirown cereal and it's a mish mash.
It's not two combinations of cereals,it's three in one bowl. Okay.
General Mills has signed up with Travisand Jason Kelcey and they've been inspired by
a conversation the brothers had on theirpodcast, so they've ended up partnering with
General Mills. They've created a specialcombo box of cereal called the Kelsey Mixed
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Cereal. Okay, number one,Cinnamon Toast Crunch, number two, Lucky
charms and number three Reese's puffs.Okay together, that's a lot of sugar
off the wall. Yeah, thekids are just going to be flapped in
their ears and fly into the moonon that one. Not the thing like
when you go to the hotel andthey have all the cereals you can choose
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from. That's the Kelsey Brothers foryou, begging of football. All.
The Dallas Cowboys traditional State of theUnion news conference in Oxnard, California,
involving owner and general manager Jerry Jonesand my boy Stephen has been pushed back
from Tomorrow to Saturday because of acourt case in Texar Kenna and I think
you know what court case I amtalking about. Normally, the first training
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camp news conference occurs midweek, butJerry Jones and his wife Jean, and
their three adult teerans could be calledto testify in a case against that woman
who alleges that Jerry is the biologicalfather of her daughter. Cowboys coach Mike
McCarthy will have his first news conferenceof training camp on Thursday morning in Oxnard.
Jerry and Steven are expected to speakwith the media on Saturday ahead of
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the opening ceremonies for fans at trainingcamp. Jerry Jones is suing twenty seven
year old Alexandra Davis and her mother, Cynthia Davis, accusing them of breaching
a settlement they entered more than twodecades ago. I told you I give
you the money if you'd shut up, and you didn't shut up. Now
the Cowboys are scheduled to leave fortraining camp today, with their first practice
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on Thursday. Yeah. Now,an LSU sophomore cornerback is facing charges after
authorities said he video recorded himself banginga woman without her consent. What's you
perm you have to ask first?Nineteen year old Javian Tovillano of Arlington turned
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himself in on Sunday on charges ofvideo voyeurism. The woman met with detectives
and told them that she found nonconsensual videos of the two on an iPad.
They were recording through a clock witha built in camera placed near the
bed on a dresser and sick.He didn't know, dude, I know.
The victim initially did not want toturn her phone over his evidence and
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did not want the investigation who continue. However, three days later, she
returned to the Sheriff's office with Toviano'siPad, laptop and clock with a built
in camera. He signed with theLSU Tigers in twenty twenty three after graduating
from Arlington Martin High School and playedin every game as a freshman. But
now the university handles like this isstill up in the air. We shall
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see when we shall see, Dude, you ruin your career. Damn.
Alabama football teams will soon be playingon Satan. I'm sorry, Saban field,
bo, you did the right thing. University trustees approved a resolution naming
the field at Bryant Denny Stadium afterformer coach Nick Saban. Saban, who
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now works for ESPN and holds anoffice at the stadium, retired from coaching
in January after leading Alabama to sixnational championships in seventeen season. A field
naming ceremony will be held at theSouth Florida game on September seventh. The
Honorary Degrees and Recognition Committee unanimously approvedthe resolution. Saban led Alabama to a
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two hundred and six to twenty nineon the field record and nine SEC titles,
holding the number one ranking in theApe Pole at some point in a
record fifteen consecutive seasons, which iswhy he is so beloved by so many
college football fans. Oh yes,especially me. Yeah. The old record
of seven was held by Miami.Ryan Denny Stadium is named after longtime president
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George Denny, who took over innineteen twelve, and late football coach Paul
bear Bryant. And now it's goingto be Satan Stadium. Saytan Stadium.
Let's go come and watch them withden lit't play football? How was it
satan? North American sports history wasmade on the banks of the Delaware River.
Very recently, fourteen year old CavinSullivan, a fourteen year old sports
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prodigy, made his major League soccerdebut in the Delaware Union showdown with New
England, making him the youngest playerto appear in a game for any major
sports. He's fourteen. Yeah,awesome, that's the youngest for NBA,
MLB, NHL, NFL, orMLS. Fourteen years old. He entered
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the game in the eighty fifth minute, moments after a minute after his older
brother Quinn, scored a goal hegave the Union a five to one league
cap'n rushed to the field and iswarm up to celebrate with his brother and
two minutes later, fourteen year oldCavin entered the game as a late moment
substitution. Cavin became the youngest playerin any sports league in North America to
appear in a regular season game,at fourteen years, two hundred and ninety
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three days old, to be specific, beating out Freddy Adu, who played
in a game for DC United atfourteen years, three hundred and six days
back in April of two thousand andfour. I wonder if his teammates make
fun of him because he ain't gotno pubes yet, got I don't know.
I'm just I'm just speculating. I'mspeculaton right now, alright, not
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freaking full file. Next on thebow, and then Joel Dallas for Ors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember tomorrow's Aska Stuff Day. So
give us a good question called theyAsk You Stuff hotline two one four eight
six, six eighty six hundred andwe'll play choose your news for Santana tickets.
And I believe there is not atheme this time. No, I'm
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glad you're keeping up with it.Now it's time for the freaking fool file.
Here is a Russian man who hadexperienced a lot of pain and discomfort
under his ribs for the last nineyears. Was shocked to discover that he
had a three and a half inchlong piece of glass embedded in his liver.
Eow for nine years. How doyou live through that? I don't
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know. The fifty three year oldunnamed man told doctors that he had long
experienced sharp pain and discomfort on theright side of his body under his ribs,
but he never bothered getting it checkedout. You know, if it
hurt like that for nine after ninedays, I would probably have gone to
do doing me both. After finallydeciding to seek medical help for his problem,
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he underwent a cat scan, whichrevealed a sharp object stuck in the
right lobe of his liver. Whendoctors asked what the object might be,
the patient told him he had noidea because he had no history of trauma,
nor could he remember an incident wherea sharp object could have entered his
body. Hmm. After operating onthe man, surgeons removed the glass shard
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from his liver. People on socialmedia wondered why he waited nine years before
getting checked out if he was inso much pain for that law, Yeah,
I mean, I don't need glad. I do as much damage to
my liver as I can. Idon't mean to, but my liver puts
up with it for some reason.I don't know why, but it does.
Hey, people will go to someinteresting lengths to get the attention of
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someone that they'd like to get toknow better. One person's putting in the
extra effort, however, can beanother person's creepy as hell. On TikTok,
a woman named kurs And tell usa story of something that happened to
her while she was on a layoverat an airport. Kirsten says she received
a text from a guy named Natewho got her number off of her luggage
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tag. Oh. First off,he called her Kristen, which isn't her
name, so that's a bad startright there. Then he went on to
say, I saw you and Ithought you were so beautiful, so I
had to find a way to talkto you. I promised. This isn't
as weird as it seems. Givea guy a chance. I bet its
weird as its Naturally, Kirsten isa little freaked out because she has no
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idea who this guy is or whathe looks like. Adding the factor this
say he could be a psychostalker,right, and that makes it even worse.
Well, a couple of her ditzyfriends say, oh, go ahead,
go out with him at least once. He may be the one.
Kirsten doesn't think so, and sheis watching her back. Might be time
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to rethink what information you put onyour luggage tag. By the way,
Hey, yeah say so. Policein Vero Beach, Florida a have their
hands full around the clock. It'sa very weird place. Yeah, it's
Florida, Vero Beach especially, it'sa weird spot. I have been there
as a teenager. It's a bizarrerun in with royalty that the police in
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Vero Beach have been dealing with lastWednesday, Royalty. Let me explain.
The Compts responded to a call abouta man sleeping in the stairwell of a
senior living apartment building. They arrivedto find forty four year old Gregory Gornell
standing fully nude, buck ass naked, and according to one of the officers,
Gornell told them that the apartment complexwas under new management and that the
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Emperor had granted him permission to staybecause he is the Emperor's helper and therefore
royalty, so emperors running old folkshomes, Yeah, and Emperor's helpers who
are naked. Apparently, Gornell toldofficers that the apartment complex was under new
management, and when they asked howto get touch with the so called Emperor,
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Gornell told him they could communicate throughthe electric lines, which we assumed
to mean the telephone, although theEmperor's Helper wasn't exactly clear about that.
Cornell, whose occupation is listed asconstruction worker in jail records, has a
criminal record. He has been convictedfor coke possession, pot possession, theft,
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truspassing, and also paraphernalia. Hewas arrested for trespassing because the building
knew this guy and they told hima long time ago, don't ever come
back here again, Emperor's helper.But he did. He's shaking. He
came back NATed, go naked.Well, I think that's kind of part
of the thing that you have todo when you're in a Florida store on
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the freaking take off. Yeah.And then here is Australia's most tattooed woman
who even inked her own eyeballs.She did it herself. She has revealed
an insane detail about her body artas some enthusiasm and industry heavy waits to
send on Brisbane for the Australian TattooExpo. Amber Luke, who calls herself
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the Blue Eyes White Dragon, wasamong the stars who attended the Brisbane Expo
last Saturday. She rose to prominencefor her prolific body art featuring two hundred
and fifty tattoos along with multiple piercingsand implants whatever turns you on. The
event has been held in cities acrossAustralia for the past fifteen years, attracting
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about sixty thousand people through its doors. She got her eyes tattooed at age
twenty two, the excruciating process renderingher blind four weeks no. Luke reveals
she had recently returned from Brazil tohave her eyeballs re inked, but the
guy didn't show up, so shedid it herself. Oh my god.
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Luke explained. The process involved aone millimeter syringe being injected into two pinpoints
directly into her eyeball. Luke saidthe eyeball tattoos caused her to gold blind,
but that's okay. It was partof having it done. Luke described
getting her eyeballs tattooed as the mostintense, brutal pain of my entire life.
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So why the holy hell did youdo it the first year? And
then you're blind? You're blind forthree weeks, But boy, you'll look
good when you wake up, won'tyou. Whatever. Yeah, because men
like to look at black eyes lookingback at him, thinking there's nothing wrong
with this woman. I think she'sthe one. As you mentioned two baggers
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earlier. Yeah, that's a fivebagger them scary ass black Eye. Okay,
how well do you know your retrotoys? If you remember toys from
the past, then you have agood shot at winning tickets to see Santana
Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth August fifteenth. We're gonna give away those tickets at
seven fifty. Bo's gonna play anold toy commercial for you. So make
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sure you keep listening to the bowIn Them show right here on Dallas Fort
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety twoto five Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Listen, simplicityof it All. By the way,
tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day.Give us some good questions on the ask
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of Stuff Hotline two on four eightsix six eighty six hundred. Leave us
some good questions and we'll answer themon the show. And comedian Roz Sharma's
going to join us tomorrow. He'llbe answering questions as well. Yeah,
got some questions for his too,I'll tell you. Okay. So Brian
May of Queen turned seventy seven overthe weekend and I looked and I found
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out this interview is from twenty eleven. Oh wow, that's how long ago
this was. Here's our interview withthe greatness that is Brian May. I've
been looking forward to this. Pleasewelcome from Queen mister Brian May. Brian,
how you doing? Hello? I'mgood. How are you doing?
You know what, Brian? Youmust pickle yourself or something, because you
look exactly the same as you didwhen we met you in nineteen seventy eight.
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Yeah, but your eyes aren't sogood are there these days? Oh?
I don't know if you remember itor not, but it was New
Orleans Halloween Night, nineteen seventy eight. Year. Yeah, you're that sign.
I'm not going to forget that.Oh god, that was the most
decadent party I have ever been toin my life. I still have a
regular heart rhythm because of it.We had some good times and we just
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yes, we did absolutely. Ididn't know that you were also into astronomy
because my dad was a big astronomer. We were wondering if you can get
Pluto back as a planet again.You know, I already care what they
call Pluto, whether they call ita planet or a mini planet. Where
I was brought up with, youknow, Mercury, Venus, Earth,
Miles jupiters that in Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and to me, it's
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a bit of a shame that welose it. Of course, there's a
lot of objects out there of asimilar size to Pluto, and there is
some justification for not calling it aplanet, I suppose. Trouble is,
nobody can really define what a planetis. You know, the word planet
means wanderer in Greek. It reallydoesn't define anything meaningful. So you know,
the is s U in the InternationalSorry not the IAU. I beg
your pardon, I'm gonna mix upwith stereoscopy. The International Astronomical Union spent
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months talking about this and trying tofigure out whether Pluto is a planet or
not, and I personally don't care. It's just that my father, who
was, like I say, wasreally into astronomy. He told me a
little weight, you can remember theorder of the planets. Many volcanoes are
up mulberry jam sandwiches under normal pressure. Well, if you take Pluto allway,
I got to redo the whole thing. I don't want to do.
You're in big trouble. Yeah,it's funny. We can both recite it,
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isn't that strange? What is yourdo you have? Do you have
one that you use? No?I just the way I did it.
You know, Mercury, Venus,Earth must you was just sat in Uranus,
Neptune, Pluto. It's just offthe tongue fla. I can't do
that without thinking. Many volcanoes areup mulberry jam sandwiches under normal pressure,
and now there's no can you doit backwards? No? Stop, and
now you're hurting. You know what. Brian is much too smart to be
on this show. That's the problem. Nah, I get out of here.
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Yeah, we're visiting with Brian Mayof Queen and other than mentioning that
debauchery of a Halloween party in nineteenseventy eight, in New Orleans. We
haven't even touched on the fact that, By the way, Brian is a
hell of a music Occasionally I dosome music, yea. How come it
didn't work out with Paul Rodgers?I thought he was a perfectly good No,
it did work out. We didtwo huge world tours and you know,
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it was the equivalent of anything weever did in the old days.
It was amazing. No, wehad a great time, but it was
never meant to be a marriage.It was just an affair and some you
know, experiment in some senses.It became apparent after a while that it
would have been silly for Paul justto sing queen songs for the rest of
his life. And it was kindof okay in England. It was kind
of okay in the States because wecould do a balance of material. You
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know, when my greatest pleasures playingall right now with Paul Rodgers, you
know, that's something any kid wouldenjoy, and I loved it. I
would never get fed up with that. But when we started doing the rest
of the world, particularly in Argentinaand Brazil, which were huge queen territories,
we ended up playing more or lessexclusively queen music. And I think
that was very hard for Paul.He did it, God bless him,
but you know, that's not hisfuture. He has his own legacy and
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he was quite right to go backto doing his own stuff, you know.
And he's out there on tour doingPaul Roger's material, as he should
be. So we're very good friends, but we don't plan to be doing
that again in the near future.Well, I was hoping that, you
know, you guys just wouldn't goaway after Freddie passed away. But I
understand you're playing the Prince's Trust concertcoming up in November. Yeah, everyone
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seems to know about that. Yes, I've done it a few times for
Prince Charles. The Princess Trust isa charity which trains young people to jobs,
you know, and really rescues themfrom underprivileged places in their lives to
great charity, and I've done quitea bit of work for them. This
is I don't know quite what thiswill be. This would be probably just
what it usually is. It's abunch of artists who just go on and
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do a couple of songs and fairlyinformally so we become kind of the house
band. Yeah, Roger was doingit with me this time for the first
time. Our own Queen drummer EricClapton's doing it. Mid you is doing
it. It's going to be veryinteresting evening. I think Miller just sits
up there. It's like a largepub gig, you know, except not
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near as drug probably well yeah,you never know. But it's my local
I mean I do for some reason. I've played many many times at the
Albert Hall. Is it's almost mylocal gig because I've got up and guested
with a lot of people. Ialso did a show my own, you
know, in the days after FreddyWind, I did a solo tour and
I ended up there at the AlbertHall doing a gig, which was very
memorable. But I've done a lotof stuff there and it's a wonderful venue,
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quite unique in the world. There'snothing quite like the Albert Hall.
Very strange acoustics in there. Youcan stand in the middle of the Albert
Hall with an acoustic guitar and noamplification and everyone can hear you. So
what happens when a rock band goesin there with all this mountain of equipment
is it's really out of control.Unless you're very careful, you know,
and it echoes around the place cansound very bad, so you've got to
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really know what you're doing in theAlbert Hall. Well, I'll tell you
what, Brian, if you everhave a party like the Halloween party in
nineteen seventy eight in New Orleans,please give us a call because I like
having your regular heart rhythms and nobrain cells to speak of. Brian.
May everybody thank you. Brian.It's good to talk to you again after
all this time. Excellent, goodbless you. Dallas Forth Classic Rockelon Star
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ninety two to five, Fat bottomGirl, just big old chilt writing.
Sorry, sorry, I was kindof zoned out there for a minute.
I noticed for those of you whocan't see in the studio right now,
Bow just squeezed giant air cheeks Yeah, giant air j well, imaginary giant
air chee yeah yeah. Made himvery happy to a lot of things make
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me happy. Fact, stupid thingsmake me happy. Yeah. Okay,
coming up, we have some moreSantana tickets and since his toy box Tuesday,
you'll have to identify a toy commercial. But relax, it's pretty easy
today. Okay, That's all I'msaying I don't believe you. And we're
going to do something that I've hadrequests to do but we hadn't done it
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yet. What have you learned fromcartoons? So so much? Oh?
Yeah, we have all learned thingsfrom cartoons, and we will explore those
here in just a little while.Now, yesterday on the after was it
yesterday on the after show decompression sessionthat we get a call from Merle?
Merle was yesterday? Yeah, Merlewanted to hear an Elvis shower tape.
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Now, for those of you thatdon't know, there were hidden microphones at
Graceland, I line, yes therewas, and these hidden microphones would catch
the King of Rock and roll incompromising positions, sometimes even in the shower.
So I give you, ladies andgentlemen, Elvis and the shower tapes.
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Guess what he's singing today? Thetheme to the Beverly Hillbilly and I
goes like this. Listen to mystory about a man named call me this
Family Nail Monday, he was shootinghandsome food, went up to the ground,
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come ovo bolin coude all that hersblack gold, Texas tea, swimming
stars, move a pool, Imean swimming pool. Move it, damn
it. I almost had it,almost had it Elvis in the shower.
That's for Merle who called in yesterday. Also, I got this email from
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Daniel. Daniel Bowers said he heardthe song we played on Thursday called I
haven't worn panties in over a month. Oh yeah, and I told him
that I would play it today.And don't ask me who does this song.
It's just a song that I foundfrom the fifties. I think I
think it's from the Fish. Yeah. I don't even know, but here
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you go, Daniel, I ain'tworn panties and over a month? Why
yeah, it sounds more like theforties. I've not worn any paddies for
a month or so. My motherdoesn't know. Oh no, no,
It's started one day when I lostcontrol because all my paddies were stolen by
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creepy Uncle Joe. Oh uncle Joe, you not in man. You got
my anddis in your creepy van runningaround with no briefs to show. Oh,
uncle Joe, just give him back. Roll up. I've been going
commando, feeling the breath, butit gets kind of chilly when the tempts
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decreep. Mom's wondering why I keepmy legs close tight, but it's uncle
Joe's fop. I can't sit right. Oh uncle Joe, you not in
man. You got my days andyou're creepy van running around with no briefs
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to show. Oh, uncle Joe, just give him back brows. On
day I found Joe in the backyardand doom with the pair on his head
doing the long. I said,Joe, come on, what's with this
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stream? He just winked and left. They're too small for me. Oh,
uncle Joe, you not in man. You've got my unders in your
creepy van running around with no briefsto show. Oh, uncle Joe,
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just give him back bro. Sohere, I am still waiting in vain
for Uncle Joe to stop being insaying till then I keep my secret lungs
the word good Joe, just givethem back, bro. You know it
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sounds like Uncle Joe and I wouldget along real tonight. Whoa Whoa Dallas
Ors Classic rock a lone Star ninetytwo to five. Remember to give us
some good questions tomorrow for ask astuff day You ask you Stuff hotline two
one four eight six six eighty sixhundred, call it and leave us some
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questions. We'll also be playing Chooseyour News for Santana tickets and for Santana
tickets coming up since his toy boxTuesday. You're gonna have to identify a
toy commercial. But this one iseasy. I'm almost kicking my ass.
You always say it's easy and thenit's the toughest one ever. Yeah,
I agree with that. You're gonnagive us a hint, like what year
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the toy came out? For adecade came out? Probably won't have to.
Oh, this way, you'll see, we'll see. Okay, this
is something that we've been thinking aboutdoing for a while. Did it a
long time ago? Because we've alllearned something from cartoons, now, haven't
we? Yes, yes we have. What have you learned from cartoons?
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I've learned of the properties of dynamite. No, really tell you what I
mean, all right. First ofall, if dynamite goes off in your
hand, or if you, forsome reason mistake it for a cigar and
have it in your mouth, itwon't kill you. It'll just make all
your face black. However, ifyou put dynamites under a bull and it
blows up, then steaks and sausagesand Hamburgers. If you put dynamite under
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an alligator and it blows up,suitcases and wallets and shoes will all come
down. Those are the properties ofdynamite. And speaking about explosively, you
could always find a round bomb witha fuse on it. That's the only
kind of bombs they make, onlykind they make, right, They look
like bowling balls with fuses on them. Those are the only kind of bombs
they make other than dynamite, ofcourse, And of course the only kind
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of bombs they make practically was Acme. They just had an unlimited supply.
See that's another thing we learned fromcartoon. Don't buy anything from Acme,
unless, of course, it's actingbrick that Troy Aikman tells. That's different.
I don't want to ruin that clment. He'll throw it at you.
Oh yeah, at you. Ifyou are in an airplane that is crashing
toward the ground, right before ithits the ground, you can step off
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of it and you won't get hurt. These are all physics in cartoons.
I learned something from Popeye cartoon.What did you learn? If you have
to punch somebody, wind your fistup before you do, then then when
you hit them, they'll spin aroundin a circle. Is it much more
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effectiveness there? Or poppy would makea muscle you know, you'd see a
battleship. Oh yeah, yeah.Or it would be in the shape of
a tank. Oh right right,which seems like that would make an awful
cramp, wouldn't it? All right? What have you learned from cartoons?
In a canyon without another door andyou've got a black marker, all you
got is draw yourself an exit.That's right. Just paint you a door
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and you can walk through it.Exactly. Also, if someone is chasing
you down a road and you getway ahead of him, if you paint
the white line on the road intothe side of a mountain and then draw
a tunnel, you can go throughthat hole. But yeah, whoever's chasing
you, we'll just slam right intoit, exactly, Roadrunner, broad Runner,
There you go, all right?Thanks a lot cazps. I learned
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that in any given situations, whateveryou need, you can always reach behind
you and pull it out your exactly. I wish it was that easy in
real life, don't you. Yes, Thanks a lot kzps. What have
you learned from cartoons? I learnto screw around with a little guy with
one word vocabulary bavoom boom? Arewe the only ones that remember? Vavoom?
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I would must be? Was justthat twist for the little kid that
anytime he opened his mouth, boomand things would fall down. That was
from the Felix the Cat cartoons.What I've also learned that if you get
shot a whole bunch of times,it won't kill you, But if you
drink a glass of water, youlook like a little hoe. That's what
I've learned. I learned if youget hit in the face with a frying
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pan, your head will take theshape of a frying pan. And not
only that, if somebody hits youin the head with a tea kettle,
or you get a tea kettle stuckon your head, your head will be
in the shape of the tea kettle. And all you have to do is
just shake your head fast. Andif you get hit on the head,
stars or bluebirds will circle your head. Tweet tweet, Yeah, yeah right,
that's what I happened. I learnedfrom remember Schoolhouse Rock. Yeah,
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you know that the figure eight,if you lay it on its side,
means infinish. Oh, and Ilearned infinity from Ben Casey Madden. Woman
Birth that infinity. I also learnedthat if somebody puts a hot towel on
your face, when you pull thathot towel off, your face will be
imprinted on the hunt. It's true. These are all true. Let's get
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some more here, kzps. Whathave you learned from cartoons? I have
learned that if it's duck season,it's really wabit season. And it's also
fiddler crab season too, And Ido remember bubbum I don't have a good
day. Thank you, darling.Somebody remembers I love them? Kzyps.
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What have you learned from cartoons?If you're a pig, you don't have
to wear a pant, that's true. Or a duck or a duck.
Yeah, but if they step outof a shower or bathtub, then they
have to put a towel in frontof it. Oh yeah, what's up
with that? They don't make itall the other time. I also learned
it if you're a cartoon character,you only need one set of clothes your
whole life. It's true. Let'stry some more, kzps. What have
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you learned from cartoons? Learned thatif you shoot a duck in the faceless
shotgun. His bill fins around andwear it like I had. Let's I
learned that too, Gez, Yes, what have you learned from cartoons?
I have learned that you have towalk in if you're a sheep dog and
want to chase the wool. Beforewe go, we had a request to
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sing the theme song of a cartoonthat we forgot to mention this one.
I know, and I don't believe. We cannot believe that we went the
whole show and did not mention thiscartoon once. But we were reminded.
We were reminded, so we agreedthat we would close the show by singing
this cartoon thing. Boy, Allright, are you any Pamela? I'm
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ready. Okay, Here we gowhere you find your combing danger and you
threatened by a stranger and it lookslike you will take a licking. There
was someone you should learn when thereis no one else to turn your call
for super chicken, if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it. Besides,
you do the jumble dangerous when youtook it. People drinking super sauce
and throw the bad guys bora lawson, People bring them in Alive and kickings.
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That was one thing you should learnwhen there is no one else who
touch a call for Super Chicken,for Super Chicken, Dallas Fort Worth CLASSICICROC
lone Star ninety two five. Ozzie'scoming home. Mom's going, I'm not
here's going to the stool. Yeah. So his mom, who's ancient,
speaks better than Ozzie does. Yeah, okay, See I took it into
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a direction where it hit the wallimmediately. Okay. Santana is coming to
town next month, along with CountingCrows at Dicky's Arena. That's on August
the fifteenth, the Oneness Tour.He's calling, Oh yeah, whatever,
Well, the one show that you'llbe seeing, And so I thought,
since it's Toy Box Tuesday, sometimeswe like to do a little thing where
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I make a toy commercial. Idon't make the commercial, but I play
the commercial and strategically with sound effects, usually take out the name of the
toy. You figure out what thetoy is, and you will get Santana
tickets. Say it's easy today,you got to go easy easy. I'm
taking it easy. The number twoone four or eight one seven, seven
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eighty seven five, I'm going toplay this toy in this I think is
from the seventies, But this toyI think has been around ever since I
can remember. Okay, okay,listen and tell me what toy this is.
Get ready and dive into the excitingworld. Have hours of fun and
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create with the original amazing. Theseare just a few. It can be
made with Kenner, change color,make a million each so beautiful your eyes
won't believe what your hands have done. Mike Kenner, so much fun,
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you'll never want to stop the world'smost fascinating new toy, The Miracle Set
now introduces super bigger, exciting witha new assortment of snap together pieces that
let you make bigger, more fantasticthan ever before. The candy with Mews
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soupers. I'm sorry, heo andI got it, but you didn't.
I thought you were apologizing for fartingin my direction. Oh no, I
would never do that. I likethose farts because they don't smell. Yeah,
okay two one four or eight oneseven seven eight seven five? Did
she show you the answer? Yeah, and nailed it. And I have
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what I thought was a good guess, but I ate it today. Maybe
I'll do that next time. MaybeI'll do that. All right, let's
see if anybody knows what this is, probably gonna be on the first one,
first or second? Go on thenJoe? All right, all right?
Oh hell, you turned down yourradio. Tell me what toy that
is? Do you know what itis? No? They didn't finish playing
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it. Oh girl, all right, I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what I'll do. I'll playit one more time. I'll play it
one more time. Okay, andyou tell me what toy this is.
Get ready and dive into the excitingworld. Have hours of fun and creates
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with the originals amazing. These arejust a few. It can be made
with by Kenner, change color,make a million each, so beautiful.
Your eyes won't believe what your handshave done. By Kenner, so much
fun, you'll never want to stopthe world's most fascinating new toy, The
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Miracle Set now introduces super bigger,more exciting with a new assortment of snap
together pieces that let you make bigger, more fantastic than ever before. Are
vacy with newsp I'll never want toplay with this toy again. I think
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the toy is still on the market. I think so too. Yeah,
you can probably find it. Toysare rough and find one is open.
All right, let's go back tothe phone. Bone them. Show tell
me what toy that was, andI'll give you the Santana tickets. Lego,
Lego, lego, No no,no boning them. Show tell me
what toy that was, and I'llgive you Santana tickets. Is that connect?
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No Connect? Good game though itis kind of a game, but
it's more of a toy. It'sfor artists. Would be boning them.
Show tell me what toy that is? Spirograph. You know, I've had
people guess that when I'm doing anothertoy, so well maybe this time I'm
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all blue Spirograph. Yeah, kid, actually, And I loved them,
but I just I remembered the oldercommercial, not the new one with the
chick that had like the English accent, and the older one, especially when
they said super I was like,that's gotta be Spiagraph, superspiring graf.
See you had spier Graph, thenyou had super Spiker. I don't believe
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what your hands have made. Allright, who is this? My name's
David. How you doing, David? I'm okay, I hope you're doing
all right. We got Santana ticketsfor you. Hold on because we got
to get some info to David.All right, Dade, David, we
bout it here you go, oldman, and we're gonna have more Santana
tickets to give away tomorrow morning atthis time, but coming up next hour,
we'll open up the lone Star ticketwindow and give away tickets to see
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Slash and His Serpent Festival at TexasTrust SEU Theater Saturday, August seventeenth.
Will do that around eight forty thismorning right here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rocklone Star ninety two to five, Sallas
Force Classic Rock lone Star ninety twofive. Billy Squire, who had a
great career going until he released thatvideo of Rock Meet Tonight. Oh,
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pissed him off. They were tryingto control him so hard. Yeah,
he just couldn't handle it. Listen. If you can't dance, don't dance.
Is that your motto? Even ifsomebody in a video for a big
record company says, you know you'reboth to dance in this video or we're
not gonna pay you, then't leave. Yeah, because he cannot dance.
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That's about how I would look GeorgeStrait never dances on stage, and look
at his career. I know,good point. He runs around and throws
bottles of water at people in theaudience. But that's about it. So
it's a little too late for BillySquire though, But he's still around.
He still plays it every once ina while. He sits on a wooden
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stool with an acoustic guitar and heplays a blue set in like a coffee
shop. Yeah, I still lovehis music. But if somebody hollers out
rocking me tonight, I wonder ifhe shoots a finger on it. Probably
probably so. By the way,tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, the
day where we answer questions that havebeen bothering you all this time. So
call the Askus Stuff Hotline. Thatis the best way to get in touch
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with us two on four eight sixsix eighty six hundred. We'll answer your
question on the air and then playChoose your News for Santana tickets. Also,
a comedian Raj Sharma's going to joinus and we'll be asking him some
questions for ask Us Stuff Day.You know, Rose comes around every once
in a while, and he's gota show tomorrow night, Tomorrow night,
and this weekend he's at the PlainoHouse of Comedy. Okay, so we'll
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help the boy out there, don'tyou know? The Beastie Boys are suing
the parent company of Chili's Why ina case that accuses the chained restaurant of
running an advertisement that used the hiphop trios smash hit Sabotage without permission.
Rise. All you got to dois ask, maybe they'll have a couple
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one hundred dollars. You got toget Actilly, one of the Beastie Boys,
when he died, he specifically inhis will said that none of their
music would ever be used for KammerYeah, Adam Horowitz, and Sabotage was
made huge all over again when theyrebooted the Star Trek franchise. It became
almost the theme of those new StarTrek movies. The rap group of Ledged
Brinker International created a Chili's ad thatused significant portions of Sabotage and ripped off
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the song music video. Debuting innineteen ninety four, Sabotage became a huge
hit for the Beastie Boys and theaccompanying music video where the group's three members
put on these wigs fake mustaches andsunglasses in a parody of a nineteen seventies
crime TV show. It's one ofthe most recognizable in them. Yeah Yeah.
The law superques Brinker of creating aChili social media ad in twenty twenty
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two that used parts of the songalongline video of three people wearing those same
kind of disguises at a Chili's restaurant. I can see why they might have
been a little bit pissed. Theydeserve a little bit of royalties for that.
The case was sir filed by survivingBeastie Boys members Adam Horowitz and Michael
Diamond, along with the executor ofthe estate of a Yaunch band member who
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died of cancer in twenty twelve.Yaunchin his will specifically barred the use of
his music in advertisement. That's right, but he didn't borrow us from making
fun of their band. Oh no, noop, they didn't. Yeah,
those crutch grabbing bad boys aren't badanymore. They're worse n They're rude,
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crude, intolerable, unmentionable, andthey're a little different. They're the best
reality boys. You lay awake atnight because you just can't slave CAUs you
got all excited when you're counting sheet. You wake up in the morning with
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sweat on your brown pas. Youhad a wet dream about else the cow
you gotta fight horror tight um done? Okay, dear, here were the
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best reality boys. People say whatI'm doing? Gonna call me a hog
because I love all the critters.Down on the ball, you're right,
lego? What'd your left leg down? Strap on a go for and spin
them around. I like it withcats, I like it with dog.
I like it with a horse,or have Alina hogs. Some say chickens
all the best, but I likethose pummates above the munkeets. I love
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those buckets. I'm a munket jockey, that fucking monkey. Pick up the
Bestiality Boys new album Animal Magnetism onEI EI OL Records and Tapes, and
be sure and look for the LetYour Go Tour coming soon to the fort
Worth Stockyards. Hey, we eversaid we'd make you smarter? It's the
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Bow and Them show, Regan Hawks, Pandam a Box Dallas. What was
classic Broncolone Star ninety two five?Okay, toy Box Tuesday. Sometimes you
guys remind me of stuff I forgot. We did This is a perfect example.
Steve gave us a call, goodmorning. It was up Steve.
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What you got man? Oh,I just wanted to hear some blasts from
the past on the skid marks.Skid mark, skid marks on my heart.
Jackie Stewart, Oh, Jackie StowYeah, yeah, yeah, Oh
I forgot about skid marks. Ohokay, I didn't snap to what you
were talking about. See, Ihave to be reminded of something that I
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forgot. I did. Well,it's over forty years of stuff, Yes
it is. He wants to hearskid marks. Well, here you go,
hi, everybody. I'm professional racecud driver Mario McGregor wach As a
driver, I don't have time forunder ov combined in a tight cut.
That's why developed minor line of men'sbreaf for the man on the gold skid
marks, especially design for the activeman. Nothing says a pair of briefs
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is distinctly yours, quite like askid mark, So don't settle other friends,
check out the label and look forskid marks and your bleats whoa skid
marks and the makers of SPDs?Okay, all right. The thing that
y'all think her funny I totally forgotabout that bit. That's from Like You're
Right Over thirty some years ago,Crazy Fine out Loud did Mark Underwear?
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Uh huh, what a great complimentfrom your fans. I know that they
remember that crowd only thirty years ago. Bo Jerry Fuller, the name may
not ring a bell. He wroteand or produced hits that span decades.
He died of lung cancer at theage of eighty five. He wrote two
songs that reached number one on theBillboard Hot one hundred, Ricky Nelson's Traveling
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Man Okay nineteen sixty one and AlWilson's Show and Tell in nineteen seventy eighty
four songs. Fuller had another solidrun of hits in nineteen sixty eight with
Gary Puckett and The Union Gap.He wrote Young Girl, Get Up.
He also wrote will Power Lady,Well, some of you are gone?
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What is wrong with that boy?In fact, Fuller was born in Fort
Worth on November nineteenth, nineteen thirtyeight, moved to la in early nineteen
fifty nine. In nineteen sixty,while touring with the Champs, best known
for Tequila, Fuller got to begood friends with Glenn Campbell. They remained
lifelong friends. He also produced,but did not write Gary Pucket and the
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Union breakthrough hit whom Oh I hatedthat song, Mark Lindsay's solo hit Arizona
and the Knickerbockers nineteen sixty five hitLies Remember that song? Yeah, I
always thought that was the Beatles.I really did. It sounded like the
Beatles And someone else passed away.Abdul Duke Fakir Oh. Yeah. He
was the singer who nurtured the FourTops legacies for decades. He died he
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was eighty eight. Faker was thelast living survivor of the beloved Motown Act,
preceded in death by his teen friendsand groupmates Lauren Peyton, Obie Benson,
and Levi Stubbs, who was thelead singer. So Lee kept performing
into la Yes he did. Hereformed the band. Of course, Levi
Stubbs got all the glory with theFour Tops, but Faker was a huge
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part of the success with the FourTops. Faker was a voice on a
vast litany of hits through the decades, including Okay, Help My Shell,
shook a Path on It one sameold song, Bernadette Standing in the Shadows
of Love, and the group's nineteensixty six monster hit reach Out I'll Be
There that Michael Jackson took to You'llremember that. Following the death of his
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groupmates, Faker kept the Four Topsname alive, enlisting new members and regularly
taking the group's polished, high energystage show on the road Wow eighty eight
years old that if you don't knowthe Four Tops, google him you'll be
in proh absolutely great music. Hey. Parts of the country, including us
here in North Texas, experienced recordbreaking heat this summer, which has caused
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many problems that were expected and onethat wasn't. Southwest Airline says many of
its flights, especially those leading fromthe country's hottest spots in the West,
have had a problem with coke canssuddenly exploding mid flight. In fact,
the airline has reported at least twentyincidents where flight attendants have been injured by
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exploding coke cans. Southwest says itbelieves the cans were too hot when they
were loaded onto planes, and combinedwith the cabin pressure at thirty thousand feet,
made them susceptible to blowing up.Southwest says it is working to fix
the problem and has instructed airport workersto check the temperature of the cans before
loading them onto planes. Didn't yousay you were on a flight in order
(56:50):
to coke it. It tasted nash, It tasted like chemicals, And so
they brought me three more and theyall tasted horrible, and the flight attendant
finally said, it's because of theheat. Yeah, that's the taste.
Oh man, Okay, you guysremember the wacky movie I think it was
a year before last, Cocaine Bear, yea, anyone that came out?
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And then came the b movie CocaineShark. Oh yeah, all right,
Well, it turns out that CocaineShark might not be entirely fictional. What
so, Down in Brazil, researcherswere messing around with some sharks that they
pulled in, and they discovered traceamounts of cocaine in not one, but
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thirteen sharks in Brazil. Damn yeah, shark, No sharks. It seems
of cocaine's making his way into theocean in several different ways. Inadequate sewage
treatment facility seems to be one explanation. Another one would be stray floating packets
of drugs out there dropped by smugglersin the ocean. Well, the sharks
don't know any better. I'm goingon anything looks like food to them.
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I guess there is real possibilities ofcocaine sharks in the ocean. I just
wanted to make your day a littlebit. Maybe that's why they're attacking people
on South Padria Island. They're allcoke. Done what we need? Amped
up sharks. Well. When PresidentBiden announced the decision to end his re
election campaign on Sunday, many Democrats, including Biden himself, through their support
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behind Vice President Kamala Harris. WithHarris a clear front runner, they've speculated
about who her vice presidential running matemay be. Some of the names tossed
around are Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro,North Carolina Governor Ray Cooper, Arizona Senator
Mark Kelly, let's see Kentucky GovernorAndy Buschar. They're at the top of
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the list. Now, if youknow anything about any one of those guys,
you know more than me. However, the first non politician on the
list is uh Mark Cuban. Areyou mart Cuban? People have speculated that
Cuban has a political future since hesold his majority stake in the Mavericks.
Cuban admitted he was He's thought aboutit, but recently denied having any political
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aspiration. In fact, Our boughtFox for his Mike Do She reached out
to him about a possible political runafter the sale of Mavericks. He said,
maybe I'll run for PTA, hesaid it. Other names mentioned as
possible running mates on the Democratic ticketinclude Pete Booty, keg Booty, Jang
Yeah whatever, Michelle Obama, CaliforniaGovernor, Gavin Newsom, Hillary Clinton,
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George Clooney, Nick Saban, andOprah Winfrey. Oh Wow, God,
and you know. Delta Airlines continuesto struggle to restore its operations. Yesterday,
three days after a global cyber outage, snorm flights around the world,
stranding thousand customers. It was bad, but it could have been worse.
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Absolutely Dallas fort Worth's classic rock loneStar ninety two five Ze Rolling Stones
wrapped up tour twenty four Sunday inridge Dale, Missouri. YEP. Not
even sure where that is, butI'm sure it's near Saint Louis or something.
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It was their only amphitheater show.Eighteen were in stadiums and one was
on a race course. That wasjazz Fest in New Orleans at the Fairgrounds.
Been there many times. They rehearsedupwards of seventy songs before they went
on tour, but ended up performingabout forty three of them. Can you
imagine having a catalog that big riots. No word on what is next,
(01:00:52):
but one would imagine they'll pack everythingup and probably go to Europe and tour
for a little while. Well,we've got some video was from that final
show up on the Bow and Themshow page at Lone Star ninety two five
dot com. Well you just ontop of a thought. Okay, let's
find out who won our tickets togo see Slash. We've got another first
time winner and another first time winnerfrom Mineral Wells. Remember we had the
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twenty seven year old kid last weYeah, yeah, I'm divorcing. I
drive a sewage truck. This isthe best thing to ever happened. I
mean all right, So we gotDerek Taylor this time. He's listening in
Mineral Wells. Never won a damnthing, Darry Taylor, the Stones old
guitarist, No that oh, notsaying what. But he was a damn
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good musician. He was a yes, yes he will, Yes he would.
By the way, Slash better knownas Saul Hudson. Yeah, that's
what's on his driver's license. Whatthe hell? Flash? Oh and it's
on his kid's birth certificate. Thelast name is Hudson. So there there
you go. All right, askus stuff day tomorrow. Let's get some
good questions, inn and uh.Comedian Rod Sharmon is going to join us
(01:01:58):
and we'll play choose your news forus. You know, Bo talked about
the sales tax holiday coming up nextmonth. Well, imagine all you could
buy with an extra thousand dollars.We have more chances for you to win
one thousand dollars coming up today withClassic Cash. Just listen for those keywords
between nine and five every workday thisweek, and when you hear them,
you enter them at lone star ninetytwo five dot com and you could be
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our next big winner. First chanceto win coming up just after nine this
morning, right here on the Bowand Them Show. It's Classic Cash on
lone Star ninety two to five.That damn song weirds me out, it
does. Hold me closer, TonyDanza. Oh, it's not what it's
so we can count the head liceon the highway. That's not it.
Are you sure? I'm pretty positive? Hey, I trust my ears.
(01:02:45):
I know what I heard. Okay, you don't trust Anna. I trust
Danna. But it's hold me closer, Tony Danzer. So we can count
the head lice on the highway.You need to watch Almost Famous again.
No, I don't, Yes youdo. That's a good movie and they've
seen it on the song sing thewhole bunch of times. Oh okay,
it is one of my favorite movies. It's one of those movies. When
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it's on, I may as wellwatch the rest of it. I've said
a bunch of times I'm like thatwith Shaw Shank Redemption on in the background,
Shawshank Redemption and good Fellas, GoodFellows, Good Fellows. Let it
roll it all right, Ask usstuff day tomorrow. Got a question,
call the ask you stuff outline twoone four eight six six eighty six hundred.
(01:03:29):
But let's shift gears and talk abouttime wasters on the show here today.
Okay, this is what we haveup on the bow and then show
page right now at lone star ninetytwo to five dot com if you want
to check it out. Journey,as you know, heading to North Texas
August twelfth. They're gonna play GlobeLife Field along with def Leppard and the
Steve Miller Band, and word isthat Journey might have some new music to
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play for us when they take thestage on August twelfth. Journey keyboard is
Nathan Kane tells Classic Rock Magazine theband has a new song titled This Town,
something along the lines of Don't StopBelieving, and in this same interview,
he also talks about the publicized dramabetween him and Neil Sean him.
(01:04:17):
He says they don't let their personalissues affect what happens on stage because they
owe their fans more than that.I guess we'll see on August twelfth.
We've got the full interview up onour page if you want to check it
out. I'll stop being a coupleof bitches, come on them along,
cash the check and you'll feel alot better. Tellimbo. Yeah. Another
tour that is making to stop inNorth Texas next month, Sammy Hagar's Best
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of All World Tours. It's heavyon Van Halen music and Sammy has been
all over pumping up the tour.Now Here, he is talking about why
he hired Joe Satriani for this tourto play guitar. He knows what Eddie
was playing. He doesn't play justlike him, but he can't play that
stuff, and he can serve itup great enough to be Yes, that
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sounds like Eddie, but with hisown little twist to give it its own
energy. So he's not just copyingEddie. He knows what Eddie's playing and
he's playing it and taking it toanother place at times like Eddie would do.
Yeah, what joke can wear itout and as good as he is.
People are still complaining about it.Oh, for God's sake, Yes,
people like the bitch bo I knowthey do. We'll just keep it.
(01:05:25):
Tell you that, for the hellyou want the band playing that stuff
Ingvey Melnstein or come on, hewould get along for about twenty minutes with
Sammy Agar before they were at eachother's throll. Now the tour will come
to Doseki's Pavilion August twenty second.So Bruce Springsteen's new documentary, Rode Diary
Bruce Springsteen in the Eastreet Band,He's going to premiere at the Toronto International
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Film Festival September fifth through the fifteenth, but then it's going to stream on
Hulu and Disney Plus in October.Now, this documentary reportedly offers up the
most in depth look ever at thecreation of the live performances that Bruce does.
We have that full story up alongwith videos so that you can get
in the mood for this rockumentary.And you talked about this earlier. Bo
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The Rolling Stones have wrapped it up. Stones delivered the twentieth and final show
of their Hackney Diamonds tour in Ridgdale, Missouri, on Sunday, night,
a lot of people going why Ridgdale, Missouri. Well, the arena where
they played is owned by the ownerof Bass Pro Shops. Oh, he
spent a lot of money to getthem to play their final show at his
(01:06:32):
brand new arena. Richdown play yourarena, Ye, kick in some cash
for mick it out now. We'veposted videos from the final show up on
our page for you to check out. And finally, a ninety seven year
old grandmother in Iowa has gone viralfor her naughty carnation milk jingle that is
not safe for the family. Sofar, this video has racked up almost
(01:06:57):
two million likes on TikTok. We'vegot it up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star dot com. What's funnier than old people cussing?
Yeah, maybe kids cussing Dallas For'sclassic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Get as many summer songs as wecan out of the way for you,
because here we are halfway through thesummer runs and we're stinking it up.
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Just don't get too close to methis time of the acident. Coming
up tomorrow is ask us stuff Day. Yeah, buddy, we're gonna get
some questions from you call you Askthe Stuff Hotline, leave you a question.
We'll also play Choose Your News forSantana tickets and comedian Roj Sharma's going
to come back to the show love. Yeah, I like to help the
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boy out, you know, whenhe wants to promote the show that he's
doing that night. And we've gotsome questions for Raj for Ask Us Stuff
Day too. If we don't now, we'll make them up between now and
then. Okay, now that beingsaid. Up next is our after show
decompression session. That's what we callit because we you know, we sit
here after a show gutting it.We'll go, let's just sit here and
(01:08:04):
just flap our gums and see whathappened. We decompressed. That's right now.
That didn't happen on FM. Thathappens on the official Facebook page of
Lone Stars. Yes, we streamit live every day at the end of
the show. So come on over, and you know what, we may
say some bad words on their teeth. No, we may see say some
in doodoo words. You know,we can't darn and stuff. Oh hell
(01:08:28):
fire, now, by god,we just let it out. Oh yeah,
because what we have nothing to lose. We're not on the FCC controled
airway. No, y'all kiss andnobody ever really complines in the comments section
complain, no, either one.It wouldn't do any good anyway, would
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We're pretty setting our old assways.So thanks for tuning in to the real
showing up show today. Join uson the after show here in just a
few moments, and make sure you'rewith us tomorrow for Ascus Stuff Day and
Raj Sharma and we'll be playing chooseyour News Horse Antanta Day. And there
(01:09:12):
is no theme tomorrow. No themetomorrow. I'm sorry, Annabelle, because
we had a theme last week andI don't want to upset the ship.
Okay, I've got it on mycalendar, so I was prepared. Yeah,
you you helped me keep up withit because a lot of times god
blunt. Let's see, did wedo a theme last ning or not?
Okay, So join us, stickaround, and we'll see you tomorrow on
the show not show. I allright, as we say, keep between
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the ditches.
In a deposition in January, Iwas asked questions about my relationship with Monica
Lewinsky. While my answers were legallyaccurate, I did not volunteer information.
And I say to you now,yes, I lied and left to stay
a bond the relief. Indeed,I did have a relationship with missle Whinsky
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that was not appropriate my advisor.In fact, it was wrong. Should
I never testify, I can onlytell you I was motivated by many factors.
First, my privates. I haddesire, desire to protect myself some
Moniican hell people for me. Nowthis matter is between me, the two
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people I loved most, and myprivates wood as you know of you to
see. But I told the grandjury today and I say to you now
I've had it enged go down onme. Then I've been around the world
(01:18):
dispensing presidentil Scene and my wife.I walk the halls of power with my
pats. This has gone on toolong around med It hurts too many innocent
people, names and everything because thatlead and go down. Our country has
(01:44):
been distracted by my private for toolong. I asked you to turn away
from the spectacle of the past sevenmonths, and I intend to reclaim mister
whisky before my privates. Thank youfor watching me, and good night,
good night Bill, thank you,thank you for that honest rendition right there.
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That was like a history lesson.Well, Monica Lewinsky is fifty one
years old today, and she looksgood. Have you seen pictures of her
recently? Yeah, you've seen thoselips? Shes she she looks great,
wild blesser. Well, if Icould get away with it again, I
bet you would. She makes mycigars taste real, I'll tell you.
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W Yes, I thought i'd startthe show with that, since it's as
stupid as it's well, I wasgonna say it's stupid and it's going to
get today. But no, probablynot, because we got some good stuff
here on Toy Box Tuesday. Butsee, I have been threatening to play
the segment we did called what haveyou learned from Cartoons? Okay, we're
(02:51):
gonna do that here a little bitlater on. We've learned a lot from
cartes. Oh, okay, coursewe have. Yesterday, didn't we get
a request somebody wanted to hear Elvisand the Show. Oh yeah, Elvis
shower Table, I have Meryl.Yeah, we were supposed to remind you
about that this morning. Okay,wait, okay, he's writing it down.
Yes, it's on now. Well, you know, I want to
take care of the rescue that youknow, we'll call it and make a
(03:14):
request for toy box Tuesday. Yeah, y'all have good taste in requests,
keep them coming. And we alsohave more Santana tickets at seven fifty that
we do and at eight forty inthe lone Star ticket window tickets to see
Slash the Serpent Festival tour which iscoming to Texas. Trust see you theater
next month. Well all right,Dan, So we got all that and
(03:35):
so much more as we celebrate.Ready for the days we're celebrating. Oh
yeah, it's YadA YadA YadA Day. Oh for ya Elane from seinsfil Well.
On April seventeen, twenty fifteen,Michael Casby saw there was a bla
blah blah day, so he declared, July twenty third is YadA YadA YadA
Day. He said that the Seinfeldepisode The YadA YadA was part of the
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creative inspiration for the establishment of YadAYadA YadA Day. I still love to
say it. Yeah, YadA YadA. It sort of comes out by itself.
It's like a reflex phrase. Yeah, it's like something you have to
slap yourself to get you to stopsaving. And then we had the lobster
bisk and YadA YadA, YadA,YadA, YadA YadA over the best part,
and she goes, I mentioned thelobsters. Please. It's also hot
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enough for you day. Does anybodyever say that any Oh? Yeah,
since we live in the Northern Hemisphere, is probably hot outside and it's been
over a months since summer began,so it's perfectly acceptable for people to say
that to you, So don't spiton them or give them a little punch
in the face just for saying that. It's also wait a minute, Peanut
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butter and Chocolate Day. Yeah,give me some Reese's peanut butter cup for
a butter finger. You won't heara squeak out of me for a while.
You like to put him in thefreezer, don't you. Oh yeah,
yeah, the recent peanut butter cup. Yeah, it doesn't work very
well for snickers, but yeah peanut, yes, and the freezer is a
(05:06):
lish. It's also National Vanilla iceCream Day, alright, so crumble up
some of that butterfinger candy bar justtalking about and sprinkle it on your Yes,
you got the right idea, becauseit's also National Sprinkle Day. I
went and sprinkled a little while ago. Jeffy sprinkled. This day was founded
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by Rosie Aleyah, a baker blogger, cookbook author, and dessert photographer.
Don't eatin ice cream this shit,I won't take picture of it. Put
it. It looks so pretty onmy selfie. And finally, it's gorgeous
Grandma Day. My wife certainly fitsthat title. Anna's got something for you
(05:53):
on that in time wasisters today.It's really funny. Oh really, I
wouldn't say she's a hot grandma,but she's a spicy grandma. Yeah.
That's sometimes just as good, youknow, because you know, we always
have the double bagger thing we canfall back on if need be. Oh
oh bowl like this is the onlytime I'm gonna say something stupid like that.
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Jeez. So we gotta look atsports of all sorts coming up on
Foy. Then of course we gotthe freaking fool file, and then we
unleash the things from the old archiveshere on toy Box Tuesdays. Oh,
Brian may have Queen turned seventy sevenover the weekend, so we got an
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interview with Brian May. We'll playfor it and yes, I'll get to
a shower table. Let's do ourmornings. Okay, get ready for the
onslaughter show, Lord and Lord andlording. So batting down the hatches.
Suck it up because it's time up. You don't know what it's showtime lom
(07:02):
Star ninety two to five. Thesong remains the same, just the music
and the words are different. Otherthan that, it's still the same as
it always was. Hey, lookat six thirty. It's time for sports
of all zard brought to you bythe will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers.
Go to Will heightwins dot com.Well it wasn't easy, but the
US men's basketball team completed a perfectexhibition run. After almost getting their acides
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beat several times in this exhibition,Lebron James sealed the deal with eleven points
in the fourth quarter to secure TeamUSA's ninety two to eighty eight went over
Germany yesterday in London. The LosAngeles Lakers Star total twenty points, six
rebounds, and four assists in eighteenminutes, making play after play in the
clutch to help the Americans finally pullaway. Looked like we were gonna lose
(07:47):
another one, but it wasn't tobe. Outside of Lebron James, five
other Americans scored double figures. JoelEmbid scored fifteen, Steph Curry thirteen,
Anthony Edwards eleven, Anthony Davis ten, and Drew Holliday also scored ten.
So after defeating Canada, Australia,Serbia, South Sudan in Germany and exhibition
games, it's time to head toParis. It all begins this Sunday in
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a rematch with Nicola, Jockich andSerbia. That's what I call him.
Also, Lebron James is about todo something no US basketball player has ever
done, be the men's flag bearerfor the Olympics opening ceremony this Friday in
Paris. That's gonna be cool.Go get him. Yeah. It was
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a nail bider for sure last nightat Globely Field in Arlington, as the
Rangers face the prospect of losing toa team that has the worst record in
Major League Baseball. But fortunately forUS Texas rookie White Langford hit a game
ending RBI single in the tenth inningafter scoring the tying run in the ninth
as the Rangers rallied to beat theChicago White Sox four to three last night.
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Another highlight from last night, bythe way, if that's what you
can call it. Texas Rangers managerBruce Bochi injected for the fourth time this
season in the fifth indeas you'll gooff if he has yeah, he had
to. Next up for the Rangers, they faced the White Sox again tonight
at Globeli Field, first pitch atseven oh five. Now the Dallas Mavericks
are bringing back the familiar face bowas Spencer Dinwitty, oh rejoins the team
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on a one year deal. Justfun to say, DINWITTI, it sounds
so goofy aittying wrong. His journeysince leaving Dallas has been a winding one.
After being part of the Kyrie Irvingtrade that sent him to Brooklyn,
the ten year veteran was bought outby the Toronto Raptors last season. Faced
with the choice, Dinwitty opted forthe bright lights of La over a return
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to Dallas, a decision that didn'tquite pan out as he had hoped.
Now, Dinwitty returns to the placewhere he played the best basketball of his
career. His previous dentt in Dallaswasn't just about personal statistics. He was
a key contributor to the Mavericks runto the Western Conference Finals back in twenty
twenty two, if you remember,yes, I yes, all right,
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smack dab in the middle of sports, I'm gonna ask you guys a quick
cereal question. Okay, have youever gotten into the vibe of combining two
of your favorite cereals into one bowl? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I
thought about it. Yeah, GoldenGrams and cinnamon toast Crunch. Can I
recommend those? Okay? All right? At Little Chocolate Chip. Okay,
(10:22):
Travis and Jason Kelcey just released theirown cereal and it's a mish mash.
It's not two combinations of cereals,it's three in one bowl. Okay.
General Mills has signed up with Travisand Jason Kelcey and they've been inspired by
a conversation the brothers had on theirpodcast, so they've ended up partnering with
General Mills. They've created a specialcombo box of cereal called the Kelsey Mixed
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Cereal. Okay, number one,Cinnamon Toast Crunch, number two, Lucky
charms and number three Reese's puffs.Okay together, that's a lot of sugar
off the wall. Yeah, thekids are just going to be flapped in
their ears and fly into the moonon that one. Not the thing like
when you go to the hotel andthey have all the cereals you can choose
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from. That's the Kelsey Brothers foryou, begging of football. All.
The Dallas Cowboys traditional State of theUnion news conference in Oxnard, California,
involving owner and general manager Jerry Jonesand my boy Stephen has been pushed back
from Tomorrow to Saturday because of acourt case in Texar Kenna and I think
you know what court case I amtalking about. Normally, the first training
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camp news conference occurs midweek, butJerry Jones and his wife Jean, and
their three adult teerans could be calledto testify in a case against that woman
who alleges that Jerry is the biologicalfather of her daughter. Cowboys coach Mike
McCarthy will have his first news conferenceof training camp on Thursday morning in Oxnard.
Jerry and Steven are expected to speakwith the media on Saturday ahead of
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the opening ceremonies for fans at trainingcamp. Jerry Jones is suing twenty seven
year old Alexandra Davis and her mother, Cynthia Davis, accusing them of breaching
a settlement they entered more than twodecades ago. I told you I give
you the money if you'd shut up, and you didn't shut up. Now
the Cowboys are scheduled to leave fortraining camp today, with their first practice
(12:15):
on Thursday. Yeah. Now,an LSU sophomore cornerback is facing charges after
authorities said he video recorded himself banginga woman without her consent. What's you
perm you have to ask first?Nineteen year old Javian Tovillano of Arlington turned
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himself in on Sunday on charges ofvideo voyeurism. The woman met with detectives
and told them that she found nonconsensual videos of the two on an iPad.
They were recording through a clock witha built in camera placed near the
bed on a dresser and sick.He didn't know, dude, I know.
The victim initially did not want toturn her phone over his evidence and
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did not want the investigation who continue. However, three days later, she
returned to the Sheriff's office with Toviano'siPad, laptop and clock with a built
in camera. He signed with theLSU Tigers in twenty twenty three after graduating
from Arlington Martin High School and playedin every game as a freshman. But
now the university handles like this isstill up in the air. We shall
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see when we shall see, Dude, you ruin your career. Damn.
Alabama football teams will soon be playingon Satan. I'm sorry, Saban field,
bo, you did the right thing. University trustees approved a resolution naming
the field at Bryant Denny Stadium afterformer coach Nick Saban. Saban, who
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now works for ESPN and holds anoffice at the stadium, retired from coaching
in January after leading Alabama to sixnational championships in seventeen season. A field
naming ceremony will be held at theSouth Florida game on September seventh. The
Honorary Degrees and Recognition Committee unanimously approvedthe resolution. Saban led Alabama to a
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two hundred and six to twenty nineon the field record and nine SEC titles,
holding the number one ranking in theApe Pole at some point in a
record fifteen consecutive seasons, which iswhy he is so beloved by so many
college football fans. Oh yes,especially me. Yeah. The old record
of seven was held by Miami.Ryan Denny Stadium is named after longtime president
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George Denny, who took over innineteen twelve, and late football coach Paul
bear Bryant. And now it's goingto be Satan Stadium. Saytan Stadium.
Let's go come and watch them withden lit't play football? How was it
satan? North American sports history wasmade on the banks of the Delaware River.
Very recently, fourteen year old CavinSullivan, a fourteen year old sports
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prodigy, made his major League soccerdebut in the Delaware Union showdown with New
England, making him the youngest playerto appear in a game for any major
sports. He's fourteen. Yeah,awesome, that's the youngest for NBA,
MLB, NHL, NFL, orMLS. Fourteen years old. He entered
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the game in the eighty fifth minute, moments after a minute after his older
brother Quinn, scored a goal hegave the Union a five to one league
cap'n rushed to the field and iswarm up to celebrate with his brother and
two minutes later, fourteen year oldCavin entered the game as a late moment
substitution. Cavin became the youngest playerin any sports league in North America to
appear in a regular season game,at fourteen years, two hundred and ninety
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three days old, to be specific, beating out Freddy Adu, who played
in a game for DC United atfourteen years, three hundred and six days
back in April of two thousand andfour. I wonder if his teammates make
fun of him because he ain't gotno pubes yet, got I don't know.
I'm just I'm just speculating. I'mspeculaton right now, alright, not
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freaking full file. Next on thebow, and then Joel Dallas for Ors
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember tomorrow's Aska Stuff Day. So
give us a good question called theyAsk You Stuff hotline two one four eight
six, six eighty six hundred andwe'll play choose your news for Santana tickets.
And I believe there is not atheme this time. No, I'm
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glad you're keeping up with it.Now it's time for the freaking fool file.
Here is a Russian man who hadexperienced a lot of pain and discomfort
under his ribs for the last nineyears. Was shocked to discover that he
had a three and a half inchlong piece of glass embedded in his liver.
Eow for nine years. How doyou live through that? I don't
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know. The fifty three year oldunnamed man told doctors that he had long
experienced sharp pain and discomfort on theright side of his body under his ribs,
but he never bothered getting it checkedout. You know, if it
hurt like that for nine after ninedays, I would probably have gone to
do doing me both. After finallydeciding to seek medical help for his problem,
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he underwent a cat scan, whichrevealed a sharp object stuck in the
right lobe of his liver. Whendoctors asked what the object might be,
the patient told him he had noidea because he had no history of trauma,
nor could he remember an incident wherea sharp object could have entered his
body. Hmm. After operating onthe man, surgeons removed the glass shard
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from his liver. People on socialmedia wondered why he waited nine years before
getting checked out if he was inso much pain for that law, Yeah,
I mean, I don't need glad. I do as much damage to
my liver as I can. Idon't mean to, but my liver puts
up with it for some reason.I don't know why, but it does.
Hey, people will go to someinteresting lengths to get the attention of
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someone that they'd like to get toknow better. One person's putting in the
extra effort, however, can beanother person's creepy as hell. On TikTok,
a woman named kurs And tell usa story of something that happened to
her while she was on a layoverat an airport. Kirsten says she received
a text from a guy named Natewho got her number off of her luggage
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tag. Oh. First off,he called her Kristen, which isn't her
name, so that's a bad startright there. Then he went on to
say, I saw you and Ithought you were so beautiful, so I
had to find a way to talkto you. I promised. This isn't
as weird as it seems. Givea guy a chance. I bet its
weird as its Naturally, Kirsten isa little freaked out because she has no
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idea who this guy is or whathe looks like. Adding the factor this
say he could be a psychostalker,right, and that makes it even worse.
Well, a couple of her ditzyfriends say, oh, go ahead,
go out with him at least once. He may be the one.
Kirsten doesn't think so, and sheis watching her back. Might be time
(18:53):
to rethink what information you put onyour luggage tag. By the way,
Hey, yeah say so. Policein Vero Beach, Florida a have their
hands full around the clock. It'sa very weird place. Yeah, it's
Florida, Vero Beach especially, it'sa weird spot. I have been there
as a teenager. It's a bizarrerun in with royalty that the police in
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Vero Beach have been dealing with lastWednesday, Royalty. Let me explain.
The Compts responded to a call abouta man sleeping in the stairwell of a
senior living apartment building. They arrivedto find forty four year old Gregory Gornell
standing fully nude, buck ass naked, and according to one of the officers,
Gornell told them that the apartment complexwas under new management and that the
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Emperor had granted him permission to staybecause he is the Emperor's helper and therefore
royalty, so emperors running old folkshomes, Yeah, and Emperor's helpers who
are naked. Apparently, Gornell toldofficers that the apartment complex was under new
management, and when they asked howto get touch with the so called Emperor,
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Gornell told him they could communicate throughthe electric lines, which we assumed
to mean the telephone, although theEmperor's Helper wasn't exactly clear about that.
Cornell, whose occupation is listed asconstruction worker in jail records, has a
criminal record. He has been convictedfor coke possession, pot possession, theft,
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truspassing, and also paraphernalia. Hewas arrested for trespassing because the building
knew this guy and they told hima long time ago, don't ever come
back here again, Emperor's helper.But he did. He's shaking. He
came back NATed, go naked.Well, I think that's kind of part
of the thing that you have todo when you're in a Florida store on
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the freaking take off. Yeah.And then here is Australia's most tattooed woman
who even inked her own eyeballs.She did it herself. She has revealed
an insane detail about her body artas some enthusiasm and industry heavy waits to
send on Brisbane for the Australian TattooExpo. Amber Luke, who calls herself
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the Blue Eyes White Dragon, wasamong the stars who attended the Brisbane Expo
last Saturday. She rose to prominencefor her prolific body art featuring two hundred
and fifty tattoos along with multiple piercingsand implants whatever turns you on. The
event has been held in cities acrossAustralia for the past fifteen years, attracting
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about sixty thousand people through its doors. She got her eyes tattooed at age
twenty two, the excruciating process renderingher blind four weeks no. Luke reveals
she had recently returned from Brazil tohave her eyeballs re inked, but the
guy didn't show up, so shedid it herself. Oh my god.
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Luke explained. The process involved aone millimeter syringe being injected into two pinpoints
directly into her eyeball. Luke saidthe eyeball tattoos caused her to gold blind,
but that's okay. It was partof having it done. Luke described
getting her eyeballs tattooed as the mostintense, brutal pain of my entire life.
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So why the holy hell did youdo it the first year? And
then you're blind? You're blind forthree weeks, But boy, you'll look
good when you wake up, won'tyou. Whatever. Yeah, because men
like to look at black eyes lookingback at him, thinking there's nothing wrong
with this woman. I think she'sthe one. As you mentioned two baggers
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earlier. Yeah, that's a fivebagger them scary ass black Eye. Okay,
how well do you know your retrotoys? If you remember toys from
the past, then you have agood shot at winning tickets to see Santana
Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth August fifteenth. We're gonna give away those tickets at
seven fifty. Bo's gonna play anold toy commercial for you. So make
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sure you keep listening to the bowIn Them show right here on Dallas Fort
Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety twoto five Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five. Listen, simplicityof it All. By the way,
tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day.Give us some good questions on the ask
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of Stuff Hotline two on four eightsix six eighty six hundred. Leave us
some good questions and we'll answer themon the show. And comedian Roz Sharma's
going to join us tomorrow. He'llbe answering questions as well. Yeah,
got some questions for his too,I'll tell you. Okay. So Brian
May of Queen turned seventy seven overthe weekend and I looked and I found
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out this interview is from twenty eleven. Oh wow, that's how long ago
this was. Here's our interview withthe greatness that is Brian May. I've
been looking forward to this. Pleasewelcome from Queen mister Brian May. Brian,
how you doing? Hello? I'mgood. How are you doing?
You know what, Brian? Youmust pickle yourself or something, because you
look exactly the same as you didwhen we met you in nineteen seventy eight.
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Yeah, but your eyes aren't sogood are there these days? Oh?
I don't know if you remember itor not, but it was New
Orleans Halloween Night, nineteen seventy eight. Year. Yeah, you're that sign.
I'm not going to forget that.Oh god, that was the most
decadent party I have ever been toin my life. I still have a
regular heart rhythm because of it.We had some good times and we just
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yes, we did absolutely. Ididn't know that you were also into astronomy
because my dad was a big astronomer. We were wondering if you can get
Pluto back as a planet again.You know, I already care what they
call Pluto, whether they call ita planet or a mini planet. Where
I was brought up with, youknow, Mercury, Venus, Earth,
Miles jupiters that in Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and to me, it's
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a bit of a shame that welose it. Of course, there's a
lot of objects out there of asimilar size to Pluto, and there is
some justification for not calling it aplanet, I suppose. Trouble is,
nobody can really define what a planetis. You know, the word planet
means wanderer in Greek. It reallydoesn't define anything meaningful. So you know,
the is s U in the InternationalSorry not the IAU. I beg
your pardon, I'm gonna mix upwith stereoscopy. The International Astronomical Union spent
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months talking about this and trying tofigure out whether Pluto is a planet or
not, and I personally don't care. It's just that my father, who
was, like I say, wasreally into astronomy. He told me a
little weight, you can remember theorder of the planets. Many volcanoes are
up mulberry jam sandwiches under normal pressure. Well, if you take Pluto allway,
I got to redo the whole thing. I don't want to do.
You're in big trouble. Yeah,it's funny. We can both recite it,
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isn't that strange? What is yourdo you have? Do you have
one that you use? No?I just the way I did it.
You know, Mercury, Venus,Earth must you was just sat in Uranus,
Neptune, Pluto. It's just offthe tongue fla. I can't do
that without thinking. Many volcanoes areup mulberry jam sandwiches under normal pressure,
and now there's no can you doit backwards? No? Stop, and
now you're hurting. You know what. Brian is much too smart to be
on this show. That's the problem. Nah, I get out of here.
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Yeah, we're visiting with Brian Mayof Queen and other than mentioning that
debauchery of a Halloween party in nineteenseventy eight, in New Orleans. We
haven't even touched on the fact that, By the way, Brian is a
hell of a music Occasionally I dosome music, yea. How come it
didn't work out with Paul Rodgers?I thought he was a perfectly good No,
it did work out. We didtwo huge world tours and you know,
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it was the equivalent of anything weever did in the old days.
It was amazing. No, wehad a great time, but it was
never meant to be a marriage.It was just an affair and some you
know, experiment in some senses.It became apparent after a while that it
would have been silly for Paul justto sing queen songs for the rest of
his life. And it was kindof okay in England. It was kind
of okay in the States because wecould do a balance of material. You
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know, when my greatest pleasures playingall right now with Paul Rodgers, you
know, that's something any kid wouldenjoy, and I loved it. I
would never get fed up with that. But when we started doing the rest
of the world, particularly in Argentinaand Brazil, which were huge queen territories,
we ended up playing more or lessexclusively queen music. And I think
that was very hard for Paul.He did it, God bless him,
but you know, that's not hisfuture. He has his own legacy and
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he was quite right to go backto doing his own stuff, you know.
And he's out there on tour doingPaul Roger's material, as he should
be. So we're very good friends, but we don't plan to be doing
that again in the near future.Well, I was hoping that, you
know, you guys just wouldn't goaway after Freddie passed away. But I
understand you're playing the Prince's Trust concertcoming up in November. Yeah, everyone
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seems to know about that. Yes, I've done it a few times for
Prince Charles. The Princess Trust isa charity which trains young people to jobs,
you know, and really rescues themfrom underprivileged places in their lives to
great charity, and I've done quitea bit of work for them. This
is I don't know quite what thiswill be. This would be probably just
what it usually is. It's abunch of artists who just go on and
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do a couple of songs and fairlyinformally so we become kind of the house
band. Yeah, Roger was doingit with me this time for the first
time. Our own Queen drummer EricClapton's doing it. Mid you is doing
it. It's going to be veryinteresting evening. I think Miller just sits
up there. It's like a largepub gig, you know, except not
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near as drug probably well yeah,you never know. But it's my local
I mean I do for some reason. I've played many many times at the
Albert Hall. Is it's almost mylocal gig because I've got up and guested
with a lot of people. Ialso did a show my own, you
know, in the days after FreddyWind, I did a solo tour and
I ended up there at the AlbertHall doing a gig, which was very
memorable. But I've done a lotof stuff there and it's a wonderful venue,
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quite unique in the world. There'snothing quite like the Albert Hall.
Very strange acoustics in there. Youcan stand in the middle of the Albert
Hall with an acoustic guitar and noamplification and everyone can hear you. So
what happens when a rock band goesin there with all this mountain of equipment
is it's really out of control.Unless you're very careful, you know,
and it echoes around the place cansound very bad, so you've got to
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really know what you're doing in theAlbert Hall. Well, I'll tell you
what, Brian, if you everhave a party like the Halloween party in
nineteen seventy eight in New Orleans,please give us a call because I like
having your regular heart rhythms and nobrain cells to speak of. Brian.
May everybody thank you. Brian.It's good to talk to you again after
all this time. Excellent, goodbless you. Dallas Forth Classic Rockelon Star
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ninety two to five, Fat bottomGirl, just big old chilt writing.
Sorry, sorry, I was kindof zoned out there for a minute.
I noticed for those of you whocan't see in the studio right now,
Bow just squeezed giant air cheeks Yeah, giant air j well, imaginary giant
air chee yeah yeah. Made himvery happy to a lot of things make
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me happy. Fact, stupid thingsmake me happy. Yeah. Okay,
coming up, we have some moreSantana tickets and since his toy box Tuesday,
you'll have to identify a toy commercial. But relax, it's pretty easy
today. Okay, That's all I'msaying I don't believe you. And we're
going to do something that I've hadrequests to do but we hadn't done it
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yet. What have you learned fromcartoons? So so much? Oh?
Yeah, we have all learned thingsfrom cartoons, and we will explore those
here in just a little while.Now, yesterday on the after was it
yesterday on the after show decompression sessionthat we get a call from Merle?
Merle was yesterday? Yeah, Merlewanted to hear an Elvis shower tape.
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Now, for those of you thatdon't know, there were hidden microphones at
Graceland, I line, yes therewas, and these hidden microphones would catch
the King of Rock and roll incompromising positions, sometimes even in the shower.
So I give you, ladies andgentlemen, Elvis and the shower tapes.
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Guess what he's singing today? Thetheme to the Beverly Hillbilly and I
goes like this. Listen to mystory about a man named call me this
Family Nail Monday, he was shootinghandsome food, went up to the ground,
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come ovo bolin coude all that hersblack gold, Texas tea, swimming
stars, move a pool, Imean swimming pool. Move it, damn
it. I almost had it,almost had it Elvis in the shower.
That's for Merle who called in yesterday. Also, I got this email from
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Daniel. Daniel Bowers said he heardthe song we played on Thursday called I
haven't worn panties in over a month. Oh yeah, and I told him
that I would play it today.And don't ask me who does this song.
It's just a song that I foundfrom the fifties. I think I
think it's from the Fish. Yeah. I don't even know, but here
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you go, Daniel, I ain'tworn panties and over a month? Why
yeah, it sounds more like theforties. I've not worn any paddies for
a month or so. My motherdoesn't know. Oh no, no,
It's started one day when I lostcontrol because all my paddies were stolen by
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creepy Uncle Joe. Oh uncle Joe, you not in man. You got
my anddis in your creepy van runningaround with no briefs to show. Oh,
uncle Joe, just give him back. Roll up. I've been going
commando, feeling the breath, butit gets kind of chilly when the tempts
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decreep. Mom's wondering why I keepmy legs close tight, but it's uncle
Joe's fop. I can't sit right. Oh uncle Joe, you not in
man. You got my days andyou're creepy van running around with no briefs
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to show. Oh, uncle Joe, just give him back brows. On
day I found Joe in the backyardand doom with the pair on his head
doing the long. I said,Joe, come on, what's with this
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stream? He just winked and left. They're too small for me. Oh,
uncle Joe, you not in man. You've got my unders in your
creepy van running around with no briefsto show. Oh, uncle Joe,
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just give him back bro. Sohere, I am still waiting in vain
for Uncle Joe to stop being insaying till then I keep my secret lungs
the word good Joe, just givethem back, bro. You know it
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sounds like Uncle Joe and I wouldget along real tonight. Whoa Whoa Dallas
Ors Classic rock a lone Star ninetytwo to five. Remember to give us
some good questions tomorrow for ask astuff day You ask you Stuff hotline two
one four eight six six eighty sixhundred, call it and leave us some
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questions. We'll also be playing Chooseyour News for Santana tickets and for Santana
tickets coming up since his toy boxTuesday. You're gonna have to identify a
toy commercial. But this one iseasy. I'm almost kicking my ass.
You always say it's easy and thenit's the toughest one ever. Yeah,
I agree with that. You're gonnagive us a hint, like what year
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the toy came out? For adecade came out? Probably won't have to.
Oh, this way, you'll see, we'll see. Okay, this
is something that we've been thinking aboutdoing for a while. Did it a
long time ago? Because we've alllearned something from cartoons, now, haven't
we? Yes, yes we have. What have you learned from cartoons?
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I've learned of the properties of dynamite. No, really tell you what I
mean, all right. First ofall, if dynamite goes off in your
hand, or if you, forsome reason mistake it for a cigar and
have it in your mouth, itwon't kill you. It'll just make all
your face black. However, ifyou put dynamites under a bull and it
blows up, then steaks and sausagesand Hamburgers. If you put dynamite under
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an alligator and it blows up,suitcases and wallets and shoes will all come
down. Those are the properties ofdynamite. And speaking about explosively, you
could always find a round bomb witha fuse on it. That's the only
kind of bombs they make, onlykind they make, right, They look
like bowling balls with fuses on them. Those are the only kind of bombs
they make other than dynamite, ofcourse, And of course the only kind
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of bombs they make practically was Acme. They just had an unlimited supply.
See that's another thing we learned fromcartoon. Don't buy anything from Acme,
unless, of course, it's actingbrick that Troy Aikman tells. That's different.
I don't want to ruin that clment. He'll throw it at you.
Oh yeah, at you. Ifyou are in an airplane that is crashing
toward the ground, right before ithits the ground, you can step off
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of it and you won't get hurt. These are all physics in cartoons.
I learned something from Popeye cartoon.What did you learn? If you have
to punch somebody, wind your fistup before you do, then then when
you hit them, they'll spin aroundin a circle. Is it much more
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effectiveness there? Or poppy would makea muscle you know, you'd see a
battleship. Oh yeah, yeah.Or it would be in the shape of
a tank. Oh right right,which seems like that would make an awful
cramp, wouldn't it? All right? What have you learned from cartoons?
In a canyon without another door andyou've got a black marker, all you
got is draw yourself an exit.That's right. Just paint you a door
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and you can walk through it.Exactly. Also, if someone is chasing
you down a road and you getway ahead of him, if you paint
the white line on the road intothe side of a mountain and then draw
a tunnel, you can go throughthat hole. But yeah, whoever's chasing
you, we'll just slam right intoit, exactly, Roadrunner, broad Runner,
There you go, all right?Thanks a lot cazps. I learned
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that in any given situations, whateveryou need, you can always reach behind
you and pull it out your exactly. I wish it was that easy in
real life, don't you. Yes, Thanks a lot kzps. What have
you learned from cartoons? I learnto screw around with a little guy with
one word vocabulary bavoom boom? Arewe the only ones that remember? Vavoom?
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I would must be? Was justthat twist for the little kid that
anytime he opened his mouth, boomand things would fall down. That was
from the Felix the Cat cartoons.What I've also learned that if you get
shot a whole bunch of times,it won't kill you, But if you
drink a glass of water, youlook like a little hoe. That's what
I've learned. I learned if youget hit in the face with a frying
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pan, your head will take theshape of a frying pan. And not
only that, if somebody hits youin the head with a tea kettle,
or you get a tea kettle stuckon your head, your head will be
in the shape of the tea kettle. And all you have to do is
just shake your head fast. Andif you get hit on the head,
stars or bluebirds will circle your head. Tweet tweet, Yeah, yeah right,
that's what I happened. I learnedfrom remember Schoolhouse Rock. Yeah,
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you know that the figure eight,if you lay it on its side,
means infinish. Oh, and Ilearned infinity from Ben Casey Madden. Woman
Birth that infinity. I also learnedthat if somebody puts a hot towel on
your face, when you pull thathot towel off, your face will be
imprinted on the hunt. It's true. These are all true. Let's get
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some more here, kzps. Whathave you learned from cartoons? I have
learned that if it's duck season,it's really wabit season. And it's also
fiddler crab season too, And Ido remember bubbum I don't have a good
day. Thank you, darling.Somebody remembers I love them? Kzyps.
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What have you learned from cartoons?If you're a pig, you don't have
to wear a pant, that's true. Or a duck or a duck.
Yeah, but if they step outof a shower or bathtub, then they
have to put a towel in frontof it. Oh yeah, what's up
with that? They don't make itall the other time. I also learned
it if you're a cartoon character,you only need one set of clothes your
whole life. It's true. Let'stry some more, kzps. What have
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you learned from cartoons? Learned thatif you shoot a duck in the faceless
shotgun. His bill fins around andwear it like I had. Let's I
learned that too, Gez, Yes, what have you learned from cartoons?
I have learned that you have towalk in if you're a sheep dog and
want to chase the wool. Beforewe go, we had a request to
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sing the theme song of a cartoonthat we forgot to mention this one.
I know, and I don't believe. We cannot believe that we went the
whole show and did not mention thiscartoon once. But we were reminded.
We were reminded, so we agreedthat we would close the show by singing
this cartoon thing. Boy, Allright, are you any Pamela? I'm
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ready. Okay, Here we gowhere you find your combing danger and you
threatened by a stranger and it lookslike you will take a licking. There
was someone you should learn when thereis no one else to turn your call
for super chicken, if you're afraid, you'll have to overlook it. Besides,
you do the jumble dangerous when youtook it. People drinking super sauce
and throw the bad guys bora lawson, People bring them in Alive and kickings.
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That was one thing you should learnwhen there is no one else who
touch a call for Super Chicken,for Super Chicken, Dallas Fort Worth CLASSICICROC
lone Star ninety two five. Ozzie'scoming home. Mom's going, I'm not
here's going to the stool. Yeah. So his mom, who's ancient,
speaks better than Ozzie does. Yeah, okay, See I took it into
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a direction where it hit the wallimmediately. Okay. Santana is coming to
town next month, along with CountingCrows at Dicky's Arena. That's on August
the fifteenth, the Oneness Tour.He's calling, Oh yeah, whatever,
Well, the one show that you'llbe seeing, And so I thought,
since it's Toy Box Tuesday, sometimeswe like to do a little thing where
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I make a toy commercial. Idon't make the commercial, but I play
the commercial and strategically with sound effects, usually take out the name of the
toy. You figure out what thetoy is, and you will get Santana
tickets. Say it's easy today,you got to go easy easy. I'm
taking it easy. The number twoone four or eight one seven, seven
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eighty seven five, I'm going toplay this toy in this I think is
from the seventies, But this toyI think has been around ever since I
can remember. Okay, okay,listen and tell me what toy this is.
Get ready and dive into the excitingworld. Have hours of fun and
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create with the original amazing. Theseare just a few. It can be
made with Kenner, change color,make a million each so beautiful your eyes
won't believe what your hands have done. Mike Kenner, so much fun,
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you'll never want to stop the world'smost fascinating new toy, The Miracle Set
now introduces super bigger, exciting witha new assortment of snap together pieces that
let you make bigger, more fantasticthan ever before. The candy with Mews
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soupers. I'm sorry, heo andI got it, but you didn't.
I thought you were apologizing for fartingin my direction. Oh no, I
would never do that. I likethose farts because they don't smell. Yeah,
okay two one four or eight oneseven seven eight seven five? Did
she show you the answer? Yeah, and nailed it. And I have
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what I thought was a good guess, but I ate it today. Maybe
I'll do that next time. MaybeI'll do that. All right, let's
see if anybody knows what this is, probably gonna be on the first one,
first or second? Go on thenJoe? All right, all right?
Oh hell, you turned down yourradio. Tell me what toy that
is? Do you know what itis? No? They didn't finish playing
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it. Oh girl, all right, I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what I'll do. I'll playit one more time. I'll play it
one more time. Okay, andyou tell me what toy this is.
Get ready and dive into the excitingworld. Have hours of fun and creates
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with the originals amazing. These arejust a few. It can be made
with by Kenner, change color,make a million each, so beautiful.
Your eyes won't believe what your handshave done. By Kenner, so much
fun, you'll never want to stopthe world's most fascinating new toy, The
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Miracle Set now introduces super bigger,more exciting with a new assortment of snap
together pieces that let you make bigger, more fantastic than ever before. Are
vacy with newsp I'll never want toplay with this toy again. I think
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the toy is still on the market. I think so too. Yeah,
you can probably find it. Toysare rough and find one is open.
All right, let's go back tothe phone. Bone them. Show tell
me what toy that was, andI'll give you the Santana tickets. Lego,
Lego, lego, No no,no boning them. Show tell me
what toy that was, and I'llgive you Santana tickets. Is that connect?
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No Connect? Good game though itis kind of a game, but
it's more of a toy. It'sfor artists. Would be boning them.
Show tell me what toy that is? Spirograph. You know, I've had
people guess that when I'm doing anothertoy, so well maybe this time I'm
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all blue Spirograph. Yeah, kid, actually, And I loved them,
but I just I remembered the oldercommercial, not the new one with the
chick that had like the English accent, and the older one, especially when
they said super I was like,that's gotta be Spiagraph, superspiring graf.
See you had spier Graph, thenyou had super Spiker. I don't believe
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what your hands have made. Allright, who is this? My name's
David. How you doing, David? I'm okay, I hope you're doing
all right. We got Santana ticketsfor you. Hold on because we got
to get some info to David.All right, Dade, David, we
bout it here you go, oldman, and we're gonna have more Santana
tickets to give away tomorrow morning atthis time, but coming up next hour,
we'll open up the lone Star ticketwindow and give away tickets to see
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Slash and His Serpent Festival at TexasTrust SEU Theater Saturday, August seventeenth.
Will do that around eight forty thismorning right here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rocklone Star ninety two to five, Sallas
Force Classic Rock lone Star ninety twofive. Billy Squire, who had a
great career going until he released thatvideo of Rock Meet Tonight. Oh,
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pissed him off. They were tryingto control him so hard. Yeah,
he just couldn't handle it. Listen. If you can't dance, don't dance.
Is that your motto? Even ifsomebody in a video for a big
record company says, you know you'reboth to dance in this video or we're
not gonna pay you, then't leave. Yeah, because he cannot dance.
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That's about how I would look GeorgeStrait never dances on stage, and look
at his career. I know,good point. He runs around and throws
bottles of water at people in theaudience. But that's about it. So
it's a little too late for BillySquire though, But he's still around.
He still plays it every once ina while. He sits on a wooden
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stool with an acoustic guitar and heplays a blue set in like a coffee
shop. Yeah, I still lovehis music. But if somebody hollers out
rocking me tonight, I wonder ifhe shoots a finger on it. Probably
probably so. By the way,tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, the
day where we answer questions that havebeen bothering you all this time. So
call the Askus Stuff Hotline. Thatis the best way to get in touch
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with us two on four eight sixsix eighty six hundred. We'll answer your
question on the air and then playChoose your News for Santana tickets. Also,
a comedian Raj Sharma's going to joinus and we'll be asking him some
questions for ask Us Stuff Day.You know, Rose comes around every once
in a while, and he's gota show tomorrow night, Tomorrow night,
and this weekend he's at the PlainoHouse of Comedy. Okay, so we'll
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help the boy out there, don'tyou know? The Beastie Boys are suing
the parent company of Chili's Why ina case that accuses the chained restaurant of
running an advertisement that used the hiphop trios smash hit Sabotage without permission.
Rise. All you got to dois ask, maybe they'll have a couple
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one hundred dollars. You got toget Actilly, one of the Beastie Boys,
when he died, he specifically inhis will said that none of their
music would ever be used for KammerYeah, Adam Horowitz, and Sabotage was
made huge all over again when theyrebooted the Star Trek franchise. It became
almost the theme of those new StarTrek movies. The rap group of Ledged
Brinker International created a Chili's ad thatused significant portions of Sabotage and ripped off
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the song music video. Debuting innineteen ninety four, Sabotage became a huge
hit for the Beastie Boys and theaccompanying music video where the group's three members
put on these wigs fake mustaches andsunglasses in a parody of a nineteen seventies
crime TV show. It's one ofthe most recognizable in them. Yeah Yeah.
The law superques Brinker of creating aChili social media ad in twenty twenty
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two that used parts of the songalongline video of three people wearing those same
kind of disguises at a Chili's restaurant. I can see why they might have
been a little bit pissed. Theydeserve a little bit of royalties for that.
The case was sir filed by survivingBeastie Boys members Adam Horowitz and Michael
Diamond, along with the executor ofthe estate of a Yaunch band member who
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died of cancer in twenty twelve.Yaunchin his will specifically barred the use of
his music in advertisement. That's right, but he didn't borrow us from making
fun of their band. Oh no, noop, they didn't. Yeah,
those crutch grabbing bad boys aren't badanymore. They're worse n They're rude,
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crude, intolerable, unmentionable, andthey're a little different. They're the best
reality boys. You lay awake atnight because you just can't slave CAUs you
got all excited when you're counting sheet. You wake up in the morning with
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sweat on your brown pas. Youhad a wet dream about else the cow
you gotta fight horror tight um done? Okay, dear, here were the
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best reality boys. People say whatI'm doing? Gonna call me a hog
because I love all the critters.Down on the ball, you're right,
lego? What'd your left leg down? Strap on a go for and spin
them around. I like it withcats, I like it with dog.
I like it with a horse,or have Alina hogs. Some say chickens
all the best, but I likethose pummates above the munkeets. I love
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those buckets. I'm a munket jockey, that fucking monkey. Pick up the
Bestiality Boys new album Animal Magnetism onEI EI OL Records and Tapes, and
be sure and look for the LetYour Go Tour coming soon to the fort
Worth Stockyards. Hey, we eversaid we'd make you smarter? It's the
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Bow and Them show, Regan Hawks, Pandam a Box Dallas. What was
classic Broncolone Star ninety two five?Okay, toy Box Tuesday. Sometimes you
guys remind me of stuff I forgot. We did This is a perfect example.
Steve gave us a call, goodmorning. It was up Steve.
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What you got man? Oh,I just wanted to hear some blasts from
the past on the skid marks.Skid mark, skid marks on my heart.
Jackie Stewart, Oh, Jackie StowYeah, yeah, yeah, Oh
I forgot about skid marks. Ohokay, I didn't snap to what you
were talking about. See, Ihave to be reminded of something that I
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forgot. I did. Well,it's over forty years of stuff, Yes
it is. He wants to hearskid marks. Well, here you go,
hi, everybody. I'm professional racecud driver Mario McGregor wach As a
driver, I don't have time forunder ov combined in a tight cut.
That's why developed minor line of men'sbreaf for the man on the gold skid
marks, especially design for the activeman. Nothing says a pair of briefs
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is distinctly yours, quite like askid mark, So don't settle other friends,
check out the label and look forskid marks and your bleats whoa skid
marks and the makers of SPDs?Okay, all right. The thing that
y'all think her funny I totally forgotabout that bit. That's from Like You're
Right Over thirty some years ago,Crazy Fine out Loud did Mark Underwear?
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Uh huh, what a great complimentfrom your fans. I know that they
remember that crowd only thirty years ago. Bo Jerry Fuller, the name may
not ring a bell. He wroteand or produced hits that span decades.
He died of lung cancer at theage of eighty five. He wrote two
songs that reached number one on theBillboard Hot one hundred, Ricky Nelson's Traveling
(53:51):
Man Okay nineteen sixty one and AlWilson's Show and Tell in nineteen seventy eighty
four songs. Fuller had another solidrun of hits in nineteen sixty eight with
Gary Puckett and The Union Gap.He wrote Young Girl, Get Up.
He also wrote will Power Lady,Well, some of you are gone?
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What is wrong with that boy?In fact, Fuller was born in Fort
Worth on November nineteenth, nineteen thirtyeight, moved to la in early nineteen
fifty nine. In nineteen sixty,while touring with the Champs, best known
for Tequila, Fuller got to begood friends with Glenn Campbell. They remained
lifelong friends. He also produced,but did not write Gary Pucket and the
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Union breakthrough hit whom Oh I hatedthat song, Mark Lindsay's solo hit Arizona
and the Knickerbockers nineteen sixty five hitLies Remember that song? Yeah, I
always thought that was the Beatles.I really did. It sounded like the
Beatles And someone else passed away.Abdul Duke Fakir Oh. Yeah. He
was the singer who nurtured the FourTops legacies for decades. He died he
(55:00):
was eighty eight. Faker was thelast living survivor of the beloved Motown Act,
preceded in death by his teen friendsand groupmates Lauren Peyton, Obie Benson,
and Levi Stubbs, who was thelead singer. So Lee kept performing
into la Yes he did. Hereformed the band. Of course, Levi
Stubbs got all the glory with theFour Tops, but Faker was a huge
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part of the success with the FourTops. Faker was a voice on a
vast litany of hits through the decades, including Okay, Help My Shell,
shook a Path on It one sameold song, Bernadette Standing in the Shadows
of Love, and the group's nineteensixty six monster hit reach Out I'll Be
There that Michael Jackson took to You'llremember that. Following the death of his
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groupmates, Faker kept the Four Topsname alive, enlisting new members and regularly
taking the group's polished, high energystage show on the road Wow eighty eight
years old that if you don't knowthe Four Tops, google him you'll be
in proh absolutely great music. Hey. Parts of the country, including us
here in North Texas, experienced recordbreaking heat this summer, which has caused
(56:06):
many problems that were expected and onethat wasn't. Southwest Airline says many of
its flights, especially those leading fromthe country's hottest spots in the West,
have had a problem with coke canssuddenly exploding mid flight. In fact,
the airline has reported at least twentyincidents where flight attendants have been injured by
(56:28):
exploding coke cans. Southwest says itbelieves the cans were too hot when they
were loaded onto planes, and combinedwith the cabin pressure at thirty thousand feet,
made them susceptible to blowing up.Southwest says it is working to fix
the problem and has instructed airport workersto check the temperature of the cans before
loading them onto planes. Didn't yousay you were on a flight in order
(56:50):
to coke it. It tasted nash, It tasted like chemicals, And so
they brought me three more and theyall tasted horrible, and the flight attendant
finally said, it's because of theheat. Yeah, that's the taste.
Oh man, Okay, you guysremember the wacky movie I think it was
a year before last, Cocaine Bear, yea, anyone that came out?
(57:10):
And then came the b movie CocaineShark. Oh yeah, all right,
Well, it turns out that CocaineShark might not be entirely fictional. What
so, Down in Brazil, researcherswere messing around with some sharks that they
pulled in, and they discovered traceamounts of cocaine in not one, but
(57:30):
thirteen sharks in Brazil. Damn yeah, shark, No sharks. It seems
of cocaine's making his way into theocean in several different ways. Inadequate sewage
treatment facility seems to be one explanation. Another one would be stray floating packets
of drugs out there dropped by smugglersin the ocean. Well, the sharks
don't know any better. I'm goingon anything looks like food to them.
(57:52):
I guess there is real possibilities ofcocaine sharks in the ocean. I just
wanted to make your day a littlebit. Maybe that's why they're attacking people
on South Padria Island. They're allcoke. Done what we need? Amped
up sharks. Well. When PresidentBiden announced the decision to end his re
election campaign on Sunday, many Democrats, including Biden himself, through their support
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behind Vice President Kamala Harris. WithHarris a clear front runner, they've speculated
about who her vice presidential running matemay be. Some of the names tossed
around are Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro,North Carolina Governor Ray Cooper, Arizona Senator
Mark Kelly, let's see Kentucky GovernorAndy Buschar. They're at the top of
(58:34):
the list. Now, if youknow anything about any one of those guys,
you know more than me. However, the first non politician on the
list is uh Mark Cuban. Areyou mart Cuban? People have speculated that
Cuban has a political future since hesold his majority stake in the Mavericks.
Cuban admitted he was He's thought aboutit, but recently denied having any political
(58:57):
aspiration. In fact, Our boughtFox for his Mike Do She reached out
to him about a possible political runafter the sale of Mavericks. He said,
maybe I'll run for PTA, hesaid it. Other names mentioned as
possible running mates on the Democratic ticketinclude Pete Booty, keg Booty, Jang
Yeah whatever, Michelle Obama, CaliforniaGovernor, Gavin Newsom, Hillary Clinton,
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George Clooney, Nick Saban, andOprah Winfrey. Oh Wow, God,
and you know. Delta Airlines continuesto struggle to restore its operations. Yesterday,
three days after a global cyber outage, snorm flights around the world,
stranding thousand customers. It was bad, but it could have been worse.
(59:42):
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Absolutely Dallas fort Worth's classic rock loneStar ninety two five Ze Rolling Stones
wrapped up tour twenty four Sunday inridge Dale, Missouri. YEP. Not
even sure where that is, butI'm sure it's near Saint Louis or something.
(01:00:28):
It was their only amphitheater show.Eighteen were in stadiums and one was
on a race course. That wasjazz Fest in New Orleans at the Fairgrounds.
Been there many times. They rehearsedupwards of seventy songs before they went
on tour, but ended up performingabout forty three of them. Can you
imagine having a catalog that big riots. No word on what is next,
(01:00:52):
but one would imagine they'll pack everythingup and probably go to Europe and tour
for a little while. Well,we've got some video was from that final
show up on the Bow and Themshow page at Lone Star ninety two five
dot com. Well you just ontop of a thought. Okay, let's
find out who won our tickets togo see Slash. We've got another first
time winner and another first time winnerfrom Mineral Wells. Remember we had the
(01:01:15):
twenty seven year old kid last weYeah, yeah, I'm divorcing. I
drive a sewage truck. This isthe best thing to ever happened. I
mean all right, So we gotDerek Taylor this time. He's listening in
Mineral Wells. Never won a damnthing, Darry Taylor, the Stones old
guitarist, No that oh, notsaying what. But he was a damn
(01:01:35):
good musician. He was a yes, yes he will, Yes he would.
By the way, Slash better knownas Saul Hudson. Yeah, that's
what's on his driver's license. Whatthe hell? Flash? Oh and it's
on his kid's birth certificate. Thelast name is Hudson. So there there
you go. All right, askus stuff day tomorrow. Let's get some
good questions, inn and uh.Comedian Rod Sharmon is going to join us
(01:01:58):
and we'll play choose your news forus. You know, Bo talked about
the sales tax holiday coming up nextmonth. Well, imagine all you could
buy with an extra thousand dollars.We have more chances for you to win
one thousand dollars coming up today withClassic Cash. Just listen for those keywords
between nine and five every workday thisweek, and when you hear them,
you enter them at lone star ninetytwo five dot com and you could be
(01:02:20):
our next big winner. First chanceto win coming up just after nine this
morning, right here on the Bowand Them Show. It's Classic Cash on
lone Star ninety two to five.That damn song weirds me out, it
does. Hold me closer, TonyDanza. Oh, it's not what it's
so we can count the head liceon the highway. That's not it.
Are you sure? I'm pretty positive? Hey, I trust my ears.
(01:02:45):
I know what I heard. Okay, you don't trust Anna. I trust
Danna. But it's hold me closer, Tony Danzer. So we can count
the head lice on the highway.You need to watch Almost Famous again.
No, I don't, Yes youdo. That's a good movie and they've
seen it on the song sing thewhole bunch of times. Oh okay,
it is one of my favorite movies. It's one of those movies. When
(01:03:06):
it's on, I may as wellwatch the rest of it. I've said
a bunch of times I'm like thatwith Shaw Shank Redemption on in the background,
Shawshank Redemption and good Fellas, GoodFellows, Good Fellows. Let it
roll it all right, Ask usstuff day tomorrow. Got a question,
call the ask you stuff outline twoone four eight six six eighty six hundred.
(01:03:29):
But let's shift gears and talk abouttime wasters on the show here today.
Okay, this is what we haveup on the bow and then show
page right now at lone star ninetytwo to five dot com if you want
to check it out. Journey,as you know, heading to North Texas
August twelfth. They're gonna play GlobeLife Field along with def Leppard and the
Steve Miller Band, and word isthat Journey might have some new music to
(01:03:53):
play for us when they take thestage on August twelfth. Journey keyboard is
Nathan Kane tells Classic Rock Magazine theband has a new song titled This Town,
something along the lines of Don't StopBelieving, and in this same interview,
he also talks about the publicized dramabetween him and Neil Sean him.
(01:04:17):
He says they don't let their personalissues affect what happens on stage because they
owe their fans more than that.I guess we'll see on August twelfth.
We've got the full interview up onour page if you want to check it
out. I'll stop being a coupleof bitches, come on them along,
cash the check and you'll feel alot better. Tellimbo. Yeah. Another
tour that is making to stop inNorth Texas next month, Sammy Hagar's Best
(01:04:41):
of All World Tours. It's heavyon Van Halen music and Sammy has been
all over pumping up the tour.Now Here, he is talking about why
he hired Joe Satriani for this tourto play guitar. He knows what Eddie
was playing. He doesn't play justlike him, but he can't play that
stuff, and he can serve itup great enough to be Yes, that
(01:05:02):
sounds like Eddie, but with hisown little twist to give it its own
energy. So he's not just copyingEddie. He knows what Eddie's playing and
he's playing it and taking it toanother place at times like Eddie would do.
Yeah, what joke can wear itout and as good as he is.
People are still complaining about it.Oh, for God's sake, Yes,
people like the bitch bo I knowthey do. We'll just keep it.
(01:05:25):
Tell you that, for the hellyou want the band playing that stuff
Ingvey Melnstein or come on, hewould get along for about twenty minutes with
Sammy Agar before they were at eachother's throll. Now the tour will come
to Doseki's Pavilion August twenty second.So Bruce Springsteen's new documentary, Rode Diary
Bruce Springsteen in the Eastreet Band,He's going to premiere at the Toronto International
(01:05:48):
Film Festival September fifth through the fifteenth, but then it's going to stream on
Hulu and Disney Plus in October.Now, this documentary reportedly offers up the
most in depth look ever at thecreation of the live performances that Bruce does.
We have that full story up alongwith videos so that you can get
in the mood for this rockumentary.And you talked about this earlier. Bo
(01:06:12):
The Rolling Stones have wrapped it up. Stones delivered the twentieth and final show
of their Hackney Diamonds tour in Ridgdale, Missouri, on Sunday, night,
a lot of people going why Ridgdale, Missouri. Well, the arena where
they played is owned by the ownerof Bass Pro Shops. Oh, he
spent a lot of money to getthem to play their final show at his
(01:06:32):
brand new arena. Richdown play yourarena, Ye, kick in some cash
for mick it out now. We'veposted videos from the final show up on
our page for you to check out. And finally, a ninety seven year
old grandmother in Iowa has gone viralfor her naughty carnation milk jingle that is
not safe for the family. Sofar, this video has racked up almost
(01:06:57):
two million likes on TikTok. We'vegot it up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star dot com. What's funnier than old people cussing?
Yeah, maybe kids cussing Dallas For'sclassic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Get as many summer songs as wecan out of the way for you,
because here we are halfway through thesummer runs and we're stinking it up.
(01:07:20):
Just don't get too close to methis time of the acident. Coming
up tomorrow is ask us stuff Day. Yeah, buddy, we're gonna get
some questions from you call you Askthe Stuff Hotline, leave you a question.
We'll also play Choose Your News forSantana tickets and comedian Roj Sharma's going
to come back to the show love. Yeah, I like to help the
(01:07:42):
boy out, you know, whenhe wants to promote the show that he's
doing that night. And we've gotsome questions for Raj for Ask Us Stuff
Day too. If we don't now, we'll make them up between now and
then. Okay, now that beingsaid. Up next is our after show
decompression session. That's what we callit because we you know, we sit
here after a show gutting it.We'll go, let's just sit here and
(01:08:04):
just flap our gums and see whathappened. We decompressed. That's right now.
That didn't happen on FM. Thathappens on the official Facebook page of
Lone Stars. Yes, we streamit live every day at the end of
the show. So come on over, and you know what, we may
say some bad words on their teeth. No, we may see say some
in doodoo words. You know,we can't darn and stuff. Oh hell
(01:08:28):
fire, now, by god,we just let it out. Oh yeah,
because what we have nothing to lose. We're not on the FCC controled
airway. No, y'all kiss andnobody ever really complines in the comments section
complain, no, either one.It wouldn't do any good anyway, would
(01:08:51):
We're pretty setting our old assways.So thanks for tuning in to the real
showing up show today. Join uson the after show here in just a
few moments, and make sure you'rewith us tomorrow for Ascus Stuff Day and
Raj Sharma and we'll be playing chooseyour News Horse Antanta Day. And there
(01:09:12):
is no theme tomorrow. No themetomorrow. I'm sorry, Annabelle, because
we had a theme last week andI don't want to upset the ship.
Okay, I've got it on mycalendar, so I was prepared. Yeah,
you you helped me keep up withit because a lot of times god
blunt. Let's see, did wedo a theme last ning or not?
Okay, So join us, stickaround, and we'll see you tomorrow on
the show not show. I allright, as we say, keep between
(01:09:34):
the ditches.
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