The Bo and Them Full Show- Comedian Raj Sharma Joins Us, Funnies for National Drive Thru Day July 24, 2024 (Ep 1187)

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He's dy. Wake up, weakewake up, wake up, wake up,
Come on, wake up, wakeup, brag up. What do
you want we got wake up,wake up, wake up. What you've

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done and the ambitions you do seriouslysurprise me. I was hoping you'd see
that. I mean, I giveit all I got, give you one
hundred and ten. You surprise meto how short you are. Thank you.
We are about to witness to takeoff of the first Man's rocket to
other space. We pick up thecount seven six, five, four,

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three, two one zero. Wereached the time of the candy nice,
the historic and you be still plentyof time to come and be served at

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the refreshment center before showtime rolsty ManFrosty. The back bar will remain open
during the show and now on withthe show. Yes, it came from

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outer space to fill the world withterror, to bring you one forgettable suspense.
What was it? Where did itcome from? You can learn the
amazing answer only when you see themost thrilling picture in years. It came
from outer space in the astonishing realismof three dimensions, with objects coming right

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out of the screen, so realthey all most touched, Who were the
all powerful creatures that brought from outerspace, the foe and them show they
have the and to think they makeless sense than Jerry Jones. Sometimes we
can have this creature of greed,honor elan. That's not for us to
decide. Who knows what waits forus in Nature's no man's land. Impossible,

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unbelievable, fantastic, but I tellyou it could happen. You know,

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sometimes I forget how stupid that theseshow intros are until I play them
on the actual show. They maybe stupid, but they're very entertaining.
Though Roberts is like a Hodgepodge comingat you and you can't process at all
it was, which is kind ofthe idea because you wake up going what
the hell was that? It worksthough, it gets your mind right,

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well on earlier right, but itgets your mind going. Our minds could
use a little tweaking at this point. Y'all just missed it. I mean,
you guys were two minutes away frombecause brutal. They're tearing something up
outside. They've been trying to,you know, give this place a makeover.

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Studios right outside the studio, andit was so loud we could not
hear the ask a stuff phone call. I think that they're drilling through the
cement from the third floor to thesecond floor, is what he was explaining.
I think it sounds like they weredrilling to the center of the earth.
It sounded like, okay, people, picture if you were trapped inside

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King Kong's mouth during a root cannec. Oh okay, that's basically what it
sounds. Man. It was annoyingas hell. And we said, you
guys are gonna be through by sixo'clock, right, because when we start
to show, oh yeah, we'llbe through, no problem. I told
one of our coworkers, I gotit was vibrating in our studio and goes,

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okay, too much information. I'mproud of all of us for getting
through that as professionally as we did. Like if this was a Wild West,
somebody would have emptied a six guninto that wall. So mean he
once shot a man just for Norris. You trying to make noise like that?
Your whole family beat day. Thatwas from the Time Life Books collection.

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Yeah, Wesley Harden. Okay,so let's ask Good Stuff Day.
And we got some good questions fromthe Ask the Stuff hotline. We also
got a guess Roy Sharma's coming intoday. Yeah, he doing a show.
He's doing a show tonight at theAddison Improv and then this weekend he's
going to be at the Plano Housein Comedy right there. I always like
to have on the show as wecelebrate today. Yes, it's National Tell

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and Old Joke Day. I guessyou guys forgot what show your listener to
that's every day? Yeah, Imean we'll slip them in every so often.
It's also National Tequila Day, aliquor distilled with the Mexican blue ogave
plant, a sweet sap from theplant's heart called aquameo, meaning honeywater.

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Was I closed? Yes, closeenough. It's used to make it.
The thing is that if you gettore up, you woof your cookies while
you're drinking it, you won't drinktequila for a long time. My favorite
T shirt says one tequila, twotequila, three tequila National Thermal Engineer Day.
I'm not exactly sure what a thermalengineer does, but it must be

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important because they got their own day, and where's thermals while he does?
It's it and it sounds dirty whenyou say it. Every sounds dirty when
I say that it's Pioneer Day.Pioneer Day commemorates Brigham Young's entry with the
first Mormon pioneers of the Salt LateCity Valley July twenty fourth, eighteen forty
seven. There'd be no Donnie andMarie if it weren't for this day.

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Thank you. It's Amelia Earhart Day. She was born on today's date in
eighteen ninety seven in Atchinson, Kansas, an aviator who set off to fly
across the Atlantic Ocean and was lostforever. So why do they still sell
Amelia Earhart luggage because of the conspiracytheory that she's still alive. Yeah,
but if you have Amelia Earhart luggage, you know it's going to disappear again

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sooner or later, especially if it'son Delta. Don't oh, Delta have
day problems? Do you think Southwesthas problem? Yeah? National Cousin's Day.
All right again, I'll ask aquestion. Do you ever have a
cousin you wanted to bang? Yes, Jim was. Did you give him

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some chincho? No? Oh?Damn it? Go? Well they got
from Arkansas. It's National drive throughDay's always convenient to order something without having
to get out of your car.Unless you can understand a word. The
person on the other end to say, but I have something to celebrate National
Drive for today. Here a littlebit later on, and of course we'll

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play choose your News without a themefor Santana tickets at seven fifty and also
at eight to forty in the ticketwindow. We have tickets to see Slash
coming to town. So let's doour morning stretch. Oh yeah, you're
ready. He's gonna be one ofthose show as long as we don't care,
it's going. Okay, let's getready for Sports of all sorts because

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there's a whole lot to talk about. Because it's time up and it's show
time by record Dallas Forest Classic RockLoans Star ninety two to five. You
want brain damage into the right show? All right? Rescual this time first
Sports of all Sorts brought to youby the Will Height Law Firm. Injury

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lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.All lawsuits have been dropped between Cowboys owner
Jerry Jones and the woman who claimsshe's his daughter. The announcement came on
the second day of the trial inTexarkana. Jerry had countersued Alexandra and Cynthia
Davis for breaking the contract related toa paternity agreement that was signed in nineteen
ninety eight. We all know thestory. Yeah. Twenty seven year old

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Alexandra Davis had previously sued Jerry,claiming she was his daughter and asking for
a paternity test. She initially claimedshe wasn't held to the agreement her mother,
Cynthia signed before she was born,so she wanted some more money.
That makes sense. Jerry and theDavises eate lunch together yesterday. After that,
they met in a conference room withattorneys. When court resumed, the

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judge tele reporter the case had beenresolved. I'm glad because it was ugly.
Yes, yeah, it was goingto get Yeah, it still was
ugly, just the whole thought ofit, I know. Jones told reporters
outside the courthouse. He has happenedto resolve the case and he will continue
with the original agreement. Now.Jerry's expected to travel to California for Cowboys

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training camp. His introductory press conferencein Oxnard, originally scheduled for today,
was pushedback due to the trial,but training camp goes off. Yes.
The Dallas Cowboys are said to reportto training camp today but the team will
likely be missing at star wide receivers. Oh Multiple reports claimed c D Lamb

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will not report to the training campin Oxnard, California. Lamb is entering
the final year of his contract,which guarantees him seventeen point ninety nine million
dollars star wide receiver is holding outfor a contract extension like many young players
in his position. Vikings wide receiverJustin Jefferson, you may remember, was
given a four year, one hundredand forty million dollar contract back in June,

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making his salary nearly double that ofCeedee Lamb's, and Lamb wants at
least that much. At least heprobably wants more. Probably yeah, he
wants to be the highest paid widereceiver. Cede Lamb did not show up
for off season team workouts, sothe decision to extend his holdout into training
camp is not that big of asurprise. However, CD is not the

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only Cowboys star with a looming extension. Quarterback Dak Prescott and minebacker Michael Parsons
also entering the final year of theircontracts and looking for a bigger payday.
Also, the Rangers won last night. They beat the Chicago White Sox three
to two. Row blck Field RangersWhite Sox face off again tonight at Globely
Field, first pitch at seven ofive. All right, let's talk Olympics

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because the Olympics are going to openthis Friday, yep. And there's thousands
of people that have been chosen tocarry that Olympic torch, and among them
celebrity torch bearers. Yes, here'sa couple of unlikely celebrities to put next
to each other in a sentence,Snoop Dogg and Selma Hayek. Yeah,
that is kind of a little bitodd the thing, well, Snoop Dogg

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and Martha Stewart was, Yeah,yeah, they're smoking buddies. Yeah good,
that's a good point. Yeah,Snoop Dogg and Samahek are among the
people said to carry the Olympic torchahead of the big sports event kickoff.
Hayek actually has already carried the torchto Versailles Palace. Snoop meanwhile, will
carry it on frizz I Day ofcourse in Saint Dennis. That's where the

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Olympic Village at house his athletes isAnd again, around eleven thousand people are
lining up to choose to carry thetorch across France, and it's started back
on May eighth, all the wayto the opening ceremony on Friday. I
think Saint Dennis is pronounced Saint Denisbecause they had a Saint Denis Street in
Montreal. Yes, when Jimmy andI used as the parents' Olympics are sent

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to open this Friday. The USgoes in as the favorite to win the
most medals. China is unlikely toovertake Us in the overall metal hall,
but has a chance to win moregold medals than the Americans. Now.
This forecast is by Nielsen's Grace Note, which supplies statistical analysis for sports leagues
around the world. It also attracksmajor competitions involving Olympic sports leading up to

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the Games. The forecast for theAmericans on top is no surprise. This
would be the eighth consecutive time theUS has won the most overall medals at
Summer Games, although they haven't doneit yet. The Unified team topped the
overall count in nineteen ninety two atBarcelona, composed of athletes from the former
Soviet Union just broke it up afteras a sovereign state. The last Summer

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Olympics in which the US did nottop the gold medal table was in two
thousand and eight in Beijing. Countriesalways get a metal bump being the host
nation, and France is expected toalmost triple the number of gold medals at
won in Tokyo. This time themedals will be inlaid with a tiny piece
of the Eiffel Tower. Oh coolis that? Yeah? Just a little

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piece of history there. They competeunder the same flag bow, but speak
different languages and come from different partsof the world after fleeing war and persecution
at home. At thirty seven athletesfrom eleven countries will compete in the Paris
Games as part of the Refugee OlympicTeam. Yes, this is different than

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that story that you talked about earlierthis week about the Russians want who are
not going because they wanted to competeas Russian athletes. Now, the team
was created for the real Olympics intwenty sixteen as a symbol of hope and
call attention to the plight of refugeesworldwide. The record migration comes alongside a
rise in far right populism across muchof the world, with officials and parties

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in many countries promising to clamp downon immigration and asylum. At the Games.
Athletes will compete in a host countrywhere the anti immigration far right party
that's France, saw a surge ofvoter support in parliamentary elections, but was
beaten back a coalition of the Frenchleft and they failed to win a majority.
That happened earlier this month. Sothere, here's some more stuff on

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the Paris Olympics too. British tennisplayer Andy Murray announced this is going to
be the final event of his sportscareer. He's retiring. Yeah, and
he's only thirty seven years old,but he's a two time Wimbledon champion.
He's the first male tennis player towin two Olympic singles gold medal. So
win or loose. Mayor of Murray, widely regarded as one of the all

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time great sports stars in Great Britain, is going to be going out in
style. He's going to try andmake that two medals, three medals with
Yeah, good luck Andy, y'allwith it. And then there is Charlotte
Dujardin, a top British competitor informer Olympic equestrian events, has withdrawn from
the Paris Olympics due to a videothat surfaced of from her several years ago.

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And I don't know what's on thevideo, but it must be something
juicy. The video shows an apparenterror in judgment that Doujardin has since said
she feels deeply ashamed over. Specifically, she said, the video shows an
error in judgment during a coaching session. Now, it's all going through your
mind right now. Oh, wonderwhat it is? I wonder. The

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contents of the video have not beenshared, but she has made a statement
about it on Instagram, acknowledging thatwhat happened was completely out of character and
does not reflect how I trained myhorses or coach my pupils. Now we
can't wait to find out what thenow? Is she getting frisky with horses?
Was she abusive to some of thepeople she was coaching? What see?
See that? All these thoughts arerunning through your minds right now.

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The International Federation for a Question inSports said it had suspended her from all
competitions for six months. The federationsaid it concerns any conduct contrary to the
welfare of horses and has robust rulesin place to address such behavior. So
maybe it is what the dirty thingyou're thinking of? Yeah, girl,

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you better watch it. And Ilove this one. Texas Longhorns Assistant head
coach and special teams coordinator Jeff Banksgot married over the weekend to Danielle Thomas,
who Banks had been dating for afew years. Banks and Thomas made
headlines in twenty twenty one after theywere sued by a family in Austin claiming

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the comple's pet monkey bit their childon Halloween. I couldn't have made up
a goofier sentence if I tried,Banks posted to his Instagram on Monday with
his new bride, saying the newlywedgs were off to Barcelona for their honeymoon.
Miss Thomas was identified as Pole Assassinin the twenty twenty one lawsuit,
which ESPN reported was her stage nameas a dancer, and she appeared on

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several episodes of The Jerry Springer Showwith that monkey in question before coaching on
Steve Sarcassian staff with Texas. Theyworked together at Alabama under Nick Saban.
But that's the girl Pol Assassin whowas on Jerry Springer. You can't make
this stuff. Her must love her, Oh, how proud they must all

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be the freaking pull file next onthe boar, and them's all yeah,
but you kids gotta go back sooneror later. Some of your last flaver
goes by fast. That's all right, because they're all out of my house
right now. Dallas Wars Classic Rocklone Star ninety two to five. Our
first round of Ask the Stuff questionsfrom the Ask Stuff Hotline coming up.

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But now it is time for thefreaking pool file. Some people just never
learn. A woman in the UKrecently admitted to exaggerating her physical disability claims
in order to receive bigger benefits,all while competing in over seventy marathon running
events. Oh my God. SarahMorris was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in two

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thousand and five, but four yearsago she applied for personal independence payment by
exaggerating the extent of her system insymptoms in order to claim around twenty five
eight hundred dollars that she was notentitled to. The forty nine year old
woman claimed that she experienced difficulties gettingout of the bathtub, lacked proper balance,

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and didn't have the power to standin front of a gas stove to
cook her meals. She was thusable to receive all this money and benefits
every month, while also participating indozens of five k and ten k running
competitions. For some stupid reason,she felt no need to hide her passion
for running on social media, postinga lot of pictures online of her at

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the finish line after a race,despite knowing she had lied about her physical
condition in order to get paid.Now, when an insurance company is paying
you, they want to make sureyou're as disabled as you claim they are.
Yeah, and they will actually sendpeople to follow you around. And
somebody filmed her running some of thoseraces. Just she was busted and pleading

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guilty to dishonestly making a false statementto obtain financial benefits, but added that
running was one of the ways shemanaged her multiple sclerosis. The judge said,
no, no, I ain't buyingit, sentence her to eight months
in jail, as he should listen, if you're scamming an insurance company to
get money that you know you don'thave coming to you, don't do something

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stupid like running a bunch of marathonbecause somebody's gonna have you on video doing
it. It's fraud lady, yepmmmm, And they don't like that,
No, they don't. Kelly Stopeis a veteran of the United States Army
and he's an avid bigfoot hunter.Oh who isn't. Kelly Stop is now
opening up about his terrifying bigfoot encounter, which he says happened while camping along

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an abandoned forest road four summers agoin Gifford Pshaw National Forest in the state
of Washington. He says he wascamping with his fiance, sons, nephew,
and an old army buddy when theywere all awakened at three in the
morning by an elevated, yetti likescream and the sound of a heavy flooded
creature running past them. He grabbedhis shotgun and yelled to his camp mates,

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but they had finished off a bottleof Pendleton whiskey was involved and did
not immediately wake up. He wentoutside the tent to investigate, but did
not find anything. Now, thenext night it happened again. So now
finding sasquatch has become Stolt's biggest passion, and determined to find out more,

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he has launched a website called thePacific Northwest Bigfoot Search to crowdsource more information.
The website has been flooded with morethan one hundred reports of other worldly
sightings and sounds involving the legendary creature. Look, all these guys on the
History Channel ain't found Bigfoot yet.Maybe you're just the lucky one. Yeah,

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yeah, try whiskey mushrooms. Youknow you'll see him sooner or later
everywhere. Okay, I know thatyou guys know what rickrolling is. Yes,
oh yes, rickrolled our listeners atsix oh five am here hell y,
yes, and we'll do it again. Okay have you ever heard of
trick rolling? No? No,I haven't heard of trick rolling. This

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is getting majorly ripped off by ahooker hired. So here's what happened.
A Las Vegas hooker ended up costingone man over one hundred and twenty thousand
dollars in stolen property and cash.An unidentified tourist why you don't want to
tell us who you are, whoseems to have been well off financially,
hired the services of Maya Melas sheallegedly a thousand dollars a night escort.

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Heh yeah, big night gambling atthe Blagio in Vegas, and then after
the evening of just about breaking eventhe man went to his hotel room for
some hooker nookie. Yeah. Laterthat night, the guy woke up alone
in his bed. He realized shewas gone, and so was his eighty
five thousand dollar roadlex, thirty thousanddollars gold necklace, three thousand dollars in

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cash. Wow, surprise, surprise. Yeah, the man contacted the cops.
The security video showed the lady leavingthe hotel wearing the gold chain and
the watch. You just stole that. Why are you showing it off for
the security cameras? Payment? Bitch? Please? Pretty easy arrest warrant for
the cops to ride up there unlessshe was eventually caught charged with grand larceny,

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burglary, and possessing stolen property.The items that she ripped off were
found at a nearby pawn shop.They had been sold for a measly eleven
thousand, six hundred dollars. Comeon the cash. Anyone want to guess
what happened to the cash? Sheprobably spin it at the crap table.
It is still missing. Oh shehit it in the desert. Oh yeah,
and that my friends is being trickrolled. Now we know, now

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we know? Okay, a manis in jail after committing what might be
best described as a Florida man's trifectapublic intoxicationion left and in decent exposures.
Police responded to a call about anunruly man in a Marriott hotel on Marco
Island, which I've actually been to. When officers arrived, a group of

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people at the pool say an extremelydrunk man identified his fifty one year old
Alberto Hernandez, stole their phones,which they had wrapped up inside a towel
and left on the table next tothem. While the group was arguing with
Hernandez about the phone, three womenapproached the officers and told him that while
they were in the hot dub,Hernandez pulled down his swimsuit, exposed his

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twig and berries, and started touchinghimself while looking at them. Nasty.
Come on then, as if hewasn't in enough trouble. While deputies were
questioning him, Hernandez stood up fromhis chair, pulled down his swimsuit,
again exposing his genitals, and startedhumping the air towards the officer. This

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guy just wanted to go to jail. Apparently. He was arrested and charged
with exposure of sexual organs and disorderlyin intoxication. That sounds like Jaegermeister.
That's a Jaegermeister drunk, that's JegerOr maybe that whiskey they were drinking when
they fell asleep in the Big Foot. Will did he do the helicopter boat?
Well, it didn't say, butI would have if it was me.

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I'm not saying I would do ifI was drunk enough, I would
do chop all right, Our firstround of ask us stuff questions coming up
on the bow and then show comingup next hour, the game you love
to hate. Choose your news,guess the story that bow completely made up,
and you win Santana tickets. Santanacoming to Dicky's Arena in Fort Worth

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August fifteenth, and we want youto be there, so make sure you
keep listening because at seven fifty we'llgive away those Santana tickets right here on
the bow and them show on DallasFort Worth's Class Rock lone Star ninety two
to five, Dallas for War's ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five. Will
Look who just walked in? RodCharman? Yeah? How are we?
What's up? Rod? What's happeningto guys? Time? Here. Yes,

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you're on, You're I'm just watchingthe Jerry Jones. Yeah, I
saw it all. He's settled everything. Yeah, it's amazing what loubies will
do exactly. So now I gotto get to training camp for y'all leave
me alone, all right, askus stuff day. It's time for our
first round to ask us stuff questions. Feel free to ask anything or chime

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right in their all right, becausehere's our first question. What do you
do when he gets one hundred degreesand you have no air condition Well,
here are some things people used todo before there was air conditioning. Okay,
They went to nearby mountain towns toenjoy some cool Mountaineer kept their windows
and doors closed at midday, delayedcooking and baking and stuff till the evening,

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open windows at bedtime to let thecool air in. Blue fans across
blocks of ice, took a tripto the old swimming hole, ran through
sprinklers, or ate cool refreshing treatslike ice cream, watermelon, and drank
lemonade and a lot of that stuffwe still do to this day. Haryl.
Yeah, we just went to India. That's what we did, which
made it hotter. Oh, Okay, here's another one. I just got

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out of this shower. Can youplease explain to me, besides the obvious
reasons and the obvious answers, howthe hell did people procreate for razors in
deodorant in numi and mando. Well, let me chase them. If you're
horny enough, body, odor ain'tgonna stop me or lots of hair.

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Yeah, but before commercial deodorants wereinvented, people used a variety of ways
essential oils. The ancient Greeks andEgyptians used fragrant oils and bats and on
their bodies, and incense to perfumethe air so that they could procreate.
You know. Also in the Victorianera, women used creams made of perfume
and zinc oxide to kill odour causingbacteria. The ancient Romans used a mixture

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are you ready for this goat fatand charcoal as deodorants. Okay. They
also used lime salutions or potassium,which have disinfecting properties, so they did
everything to mask the odor. Asfar as the hair, they did have
sharp objects like knives if they wantedto get rid of excess hair. I

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say, if you don't love mefor my als, I don't need you
yet. But when when the ThreeWise Men brought Frankinsonson mir Yeah, for
Jesus, that was that was themass body odor. That's what that is.
Because they knew that Jesus may smellfunky when he grows. He did
at walking walking sandals. He onlyhad thirty three years to use the Okay,

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here's another one, not so scientific, but here you go. I
heard a couple of girls talking aboutblue balls. I'm just curious what blue
balls meant. And I was tooembarrassed and ashamed to go up and ask
them, what are you all talkingabout? Blueballs? What is blueballs?
Oh man? Blue balls occurs whenyou get a stiffy that lasts for an
extended period of time without getting anyto get an orgasm. Did they really

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turn blue or it just feels likeit just feels like it. This is
also known medically as epidity male hypertension. It can be uncomfortable, but it
usually and serious. If no partneris available to relieve blue balls, you
must take the action into your ownhands, so me literally. This segment

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is brought to you by Taboy Royal. Ye okay, we're on a roll.
Now, slow, it's down here, here we go. I've got
two questions. Pat One on thebridge signs say it says thirteen nine?
Yeah? Is it really fourteen feet? Because they allowed three inches for snow?

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Our second question is, what isso os me? Where did they
come up with so well? Itwas a Brillo pad that you used to
clean deuces. The national standard clearanceof all overpasses on US interstates is thirteen
feet six inches. Anything less thanthat the actual clearance must be posted.
While the Federal Highway Administration sets bridgeclearances between fourteen and sixteen feet, Sometimes

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special design exceptions allow for the bridgeto be lower. A big rick driver
should always make sure they have overheadclearance and should not assume that the weights
and heights posted that the bridges areoverpass are correct. Repaving or pack snow
may have reduced the clearances since theheights were posted. As far as SOS,
the abbreviation SOS was used to communicatea distress signal through Morse code,

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but its use has changed and nowit's used as an acronym. In modern
times, SOS was understood to haveseveral meanings, such as save our souls
or save our ship. SOS wasfirst transmitted in the US in nineteen oh
nine from the Arapahole vessel, andwas later used when the Titanic was sinking.
The US officially adopted the signal afterthe Titanic sunk, and it was

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all over, save our souls orsave our ship. Yeah, what does
that mean? I don't know.We're moving on. Okay, here's another
one. You know, I likeyou guys. You guys are like one
of my favorite radio DJs. Gotme wonder who was or who are the

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most popular radio DJs of all time? And who are currently the most popular
radio DJs of right now. Yeah, that's a good question. It's a
subjective question. I remember listening toall the guys on the Mighty eleven ninety
KLi F when I was growing ronChapman but he was Ralph at that time,
wasn't he. Yeah. He hadHudson and Harrigan Okay, yeah,

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and cousin Lenny, who was onat night on Cliff. I later became
real good friends with him. Ofcourse, there was Wolfman Jacket I grew
up. I'm really good friends withKerry case daughter, my daughter beautiful.
Yeah. Yeah. Howard Stern isstill around, although he's on satellite.

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I think he's probably the most popularand high and the god too. He
broke down a lot of walls Howarddid. Yes, And we're tearing radio
up every single day that we're on. Amen, and and you're the best.
Oh stop it, stick a outwith more of Sharma kissing my ass.

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I appreciate it. Dallas Horst Classic, We're lone Star ninety two five.
We're just listening to the music andyucking it up. That's what we
do. Welcome to the program.Ro Sharma is our special. Why see
you're you're at the Improv tonight night. And here's what can I just say

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this? I love the listeners,uh of this show because you guys packed
the shows out. Yes, ohyeah, I think we're I think we're
pretty close to sold out. Yeahyeah, let's see. Then you're going
on then you're going to the planethe House of Comedy Thursday because North Texas
loves me. Uh and and youknow where else do you put an Indian

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but uh play house comedy Thursday throughSaturday. You had a question here on
ask Stuff. Yes, there's someoneemailed a question knowing that you were going
to come here and they wanted toknow, why is it that Indians have
cornered the market on spelling bees herein the United States because we honk is

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don't care. Yeah, and youguys don't win so good at our spelling
bees for your spelling bees amore.We don't do sports. So you guys
have sports, right, you haveactives, you have boy scouts. Wait
a minute, you want to playcricket. We do play cricket. Oh

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my god. We went to acricket match one time, did you really?
Oh yeah, it was all Indianpeople. They were of course,
like I'm surprised. Were you theonly white person? Me and Jimmy and
we were the only like the Britisherhere. Yeah, we know what happened
last four hundred and fifty years ofoppression. No, you guys have activities.

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We don't. So we read.But my mother would give me books
like that. I didn't get todo boy scouts. I didn't get to
do football or pee wee or whatpee wee? Yeah, I didn't get
to do any of that stuff,but I got to read and I knew
words. So, uh, doyou know there's a Z in rendezvous?
Yes, yes, rendezvous. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying we were

(33:37):
giving dictionaries and encyclopedias and that's that'swhy we didn't get to do sports.
Why is there an X and xylophoneinstead of or an X and X ray.
Well that's okay, but yeah,we didn't get to do any of
the sports. Like, and youdon't want to showing up to your sports

(33:58):
no? Why why? Okay,because you'll never hear this. You'll never
hear what an amazing dunk by Patail. You'll never heard football poorly. But
like, I just wanted to bethe first Indian guy to ever play football,

(34:19):
and mesquite I won. I wasn'tgood. H everybody hit me.
But you're handy whenever you whenever,whenever somebody got hurt, I was there,
uh, just as their doctor.And if there was a computer breakdown,
had it. I was a computerscience I was a professor at eleven.

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But we don't you don't want us. Like when you see a van
full of Indian kids roll up toyour sports, you have the same reaction.
You're like, oh no, it'sthe same thing with yes you do.
It's it's the same thing when whenwhite people show up to the spelling
bee. It's the same thing welook at you like, oh God,

(35:06):
God, this this is gonna hurt. Yeah, there'll be out soon.
I told you I was in thespelling bee and I was the first one
out. I missed the word juicy. Really, yes, I don't know
why I did. Nerves. Iput it in it perform anxiety. If
anybody's gonna spell juicy, I wouldbelieve it be you, except I spelled

(35:30):
it like juice, I would.I would expect you to get kicked out
from being too sexy. Never happen. You want to get juice? What
you say, We've totally gotten offtrack here. That's okay. That's why

(35:52):
we have Rod Charm here. Yeah, and you're lucky because another installment have
did you know oh? Is comingup next on Bowing Them Show? Okay,
stick around, you might learn someDallas Horse Classic Rock A Lone Star
ninety two to five. Raj Sharmaour special guest. When he has nothing
to do, he wastes his timeby hanging out on the ball on Them

(36:14):
Show. He's at the Addison Improvtonight and then tomorrow night through Saturday at
Plain Old House of Comedy. Yeah, now it's gonna be fun. You're
more than welcome to stick around andplay choose your news with us. Okay,
let me let me explain how itworks. I have four headlines.
One of them is fake. Don'tshout out what you think is fake.

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Just hold up your fingers. Okay. If you think it's number two,
you hold up number two, andso on and so forth. Okay,
okayless, So we're giving away sometickets to see Santana. But now it
is time to smarten us Midgeon andto educate you and Iota. Yes,
time for the educational part of theshow. It's time for did you know?

(36:58):
I have some sports facts? Forsports facts? In fact, these
are all about mostly about football.The football season is coming up. For
example, did you know near theend of twenty twelve, Washington Redskins quarterback
Robert Griffin, the third member RGthree, he submitted applications to trademark the
phrases light you up, go catchyour dream, and work hard, stay

(37:23):
humble. Here's the thing. Hedidn't coin any of those phrases. He
thought if he was the first oneto speak up, he would get the
trademark. I hope they said no. They said no. Get out of
my courtroom. Yeah, go talkon the NFL. Did you know?
Former USC quarterback Mark Sanchez was arrestedin two thousand and six for using a

(37:44):
fake ID on the USC campus.I'm not sure how Sanchez thought he was
going to get away with this,Being the star quarterback one of the most
storied college football programs. Ever,is a pretty good way to get your
name and face out there, evenif you lie about who you are and
how old you are. And theysaid you're Mark Sanchez, we know you.
Did you know? Former Cowboys cornerbackMorris Claiborne scored a four out of

(38:09):
fifty on his wonder Lick test uponentering the NFL. Now, the wonderlic
test accesses and assesses basic knowledge andproblem solving. It usually has nothing to
do with football. This is theworst Wonderlivick score in the history of the
NFL, and he later admitted Iblew the test off because it wasn't about
football. I played football. Heonly got four. Wow. Wow Chad

(38:36):
O Joe Sinko remember him? Yes? Well? He was sentenced to thirty
days in jail for violating his probationon a domestic battery charge. After arranging
a plea deal with the judge thatwould have set him free. He slapped
his attorney on the asses he wasready to lead, and the female judge
did not find his funny since hislawyer was a woman. Yes, she

(39:00):
rejected his plea claim and sendence himto jail. I'm I'm a fan,
Yeah, of course you are.Let's go to basketball. Former Minnesota timberwolve
Latrelle Spreewell turned down a twenty onemillion dollar three year contract offer from the
Timberwolves, claiming that at that salary, he wouldn't be able to feed his

(39:23):
family. That's right, Yeah,twenty one million dollars over three years.
You can't feed your fanly greedy Ogod, what you feed them? Do
you want to also mention what yearhe followed for bankruptcy? Well he did.
Since turning down that contract, hehad to give up his million dollar
yacht, has had two houses foreclosed on, and he is not allowed

(39:46):
to see his children anymore. Don'tyou know who I am? No,
and we don't care. You're comingin with Ron Sharma. You're gonna stick
around, play with this. We'regonna give away Santana tickets. Speaking of
which, here you go on alone start ninety two five. Oh.

(40:13):
Hell yeah, that's some good stuffright there. Yeah, thank you,
Bo Roberts Gold Sacrifice. That's fromthe very first Santana album And that's what
you saw when you saw the movieWoodstock or they like, yeah, they
killed it that song. Absolutely.Ron Sharma is our special guest here and
Raj has put his sanity aside,decided to stay here to help with playing

(40:37):
Choose your News. You were gonnagive away these Santana tickets. Santana is
coming August fifteenth at Dicky's Arena.Now, let me explain how this works.
I have four headlines here, threeof them actual honest to god headlines
from past issues of The Weekly WorldNews. See Raj knows about the Weekly
World News. Yes, yes,I wish it was still in buff occasion,

(41:00):
but it is a line. Itwas one of the best. Absolutely
absolutely one of these is a damnlie. I'm made up. Can you
find the fake headline and you winthe Santana tickets. Now, if you
want to guess, just hold upthe number on your fingers. Which one
you think it is? Okay,the fake headline? Is it? Headline
number one? Virginia Church's computer possessedby demon it's now the hard drive from

(41:23):
Hell, says worried pastor. Religiousexperts can't explain how an entire terminal could
be taken over by a dark spiritthat has wiped out any reference to God
and shows supposed scenes of souls beingtartured. So far, and exorcism hasn't
worked, and we're afraid that someonecould be harmed, says minister, who
says he's been going on for months. I don't think any Indian person's computers

(41:47):
ever been possession y'all. Just purgeit out or Headline number two. Kindergarten
teacher baffles doctors and scientists. Womanhas a third eye in the back of
her Yeah, I haven't had manyproblems with these little nippers since the first
day I turned my back to theclass and caught one smart ELEC boy making

(42:07):
fun of me, says twenty fiveyear old kindergarten teacher in the public school
just outside of Columbus, Ohio.It's no doubt that her strange deformity makes
her students the most well behaved classroomin school. Love it or is it?
Headline number three The incredible photo thatNASA doesn't want you to see Space

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alien rescued by US Space Shuttle.The crew of the Atlantis rescued extraterrestrial from
its crippled starship and brought him backto Earth. And there's photographs to proving
the shuttle was never in danger andthe rescue proceeded without a hitch. According
to an unofficial announcement, the spacealien is being interrogated at an undisclosed location

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or is it headline? Number four? Doctors at Walter Reed Army Hospital Center
stunned the world. Abraham Lincoln's corpserevived in a hush experiment that succeeded beyond
scientists wildest dreams. Doctors administrated anamazing new drug to the dead body of
Abe Lincoln and brought the former presidentback to life. The mummified remains of

(43:10):
the deceased American leader moved, spoke, and even wept during the ninety five
seconds it was conscious before it diedagain. So one of those is fake?
But which one is it? Let'sreview again? Is it? Number
one Virginia Church's computer possessed by demonIt's now the hard drive from hell,
says worried pastor. Number two kindergartenteacher baffles doctors and scientists. Woman has

(43:36):
a third eye in the back ofher head. Number three incredible photo that
NASA doesn't want you to see.Space Alien rescued by US Space Shuttle.
Number four. Doctors at Walter ReedArmy Medical Centers stunned the world. Abraham
Lincoln's corpse revived. Okay, whichone you think? Which one you think?
I say that one. That's thewrong one, O, Gail,

(44:00):
wrong, both of you're wrong,kids. The correct fake headline is yeah,
that one. That's the one.Oh, that's the one I made
up. All right, your brain. I just don't understand your brain at
all. I don't understand it either, and it's in my head. Okay,

(44:22):
two one four or eight one sevenseven, eight seven one nine five.
Let's see, if you know,go on them show which one do
you think is the fake headline?It's number four. Number four Doctors at
Walter Reed Army Medical Centers stunned theworld. Abraham Lincoln's cork purvived. That's
a real one, that's what AOand I thought. Yeah, I knew

(44:44):
that one would get you. That'swhy I picked it. It would have
been nice if they had revived him. Well he was he was around for
ninety five seconds and said, hey, how y'all doing? And then he
died again. My head hurts,you said, what, I got a
terrific headache? Does anybody have afive? How did that play end?
Again? What? Like? That'sthe worst thing I've done, even just

(45:10):
today? Come on, so weknow it's not number four. I must
have dozed off. Smooth is great. Let's move on them. Show which
one do you think is the fakeheadline? Number one? Number one?

(45:32):
Virginia Church's computer possessed by demon isnow the hard driver? Oh, son
of a bitch. N I thoughtI was in the mood for a Grand
Slam, but you ruined it's he'shappy? Who is this Gary from Lake
Dallas? You got you some Santanatickets? Hold on and we'll get the

(45:54):
information we need from you. Allright, and thank no, thank you
for ruining all my fun. Okay, sorry, At least I got to
do the Abe Lincoln Joe. Okay, Rose, you want to stick around
for a little bit, sure,I'm well, you got something to stick
around for traffic and bondage. Nexton the ball, then show Hey,

(46:17):
the winning is just beginning this morning, coming up next hour, We're going
to open up the lone Star ticketwindow and giveaway tickets to see Slashes Surpent
Festival at Texas Trust See Theater inGraham Prairie, August seventeenth. Daddy's coming
up around eight forty this morning,right here on the Bow and Them show
on lone Star ninety two five.She's a killer queen, She's the Queen

(46:38):
of nasty because I smell leather.You know what it means when I smell
leather, Because I know traffic istied up all Rose, You better watch
out. You about to get somebruises. Oh yeah, it's time for
trafficing bondage with the mysteries of thehighways and the byways go on and only

(46:58):
Linda. Good morning, boy,who's ready for me to rough them up?
Do you prefer the whip whip?Or how about some chain action change
you're a how about the suck collarbow chain? It's the basket and robins

(47:30):
of S and M Toys thirty oneflavors. Boys. Why I've heard today
is National Tequila Day? Yeah itis. Do you know why I love
tequila? Why? Because tequila isthe perfect submissive. Oh you lick it,
you bite it, and you shootit. So which do you prefer?

(47:53):
Bow? Oh, since you're here, i'd say, okay, I'll
shoot it that. Why are yougonna shoot a paintball? Hey? The
paint ball? God? Yes?Did you like that? Speaking of submissives,
what's the difference between a vegan anda straight male submissive? I don't

(48:21):
know. A vegan craves, Omammy, a male submissive craves? Oh?
Mom, do you know what asubmissive's favorite vegetable is? Oh? God,
gee, mistress, I don't knowwhat was collared? Greens collar.
Here's the shot collar and one foryou ale another for you d like it?

(48:52):
All right, let's look at thatdrive silence. Right now in Farmer's
Branch, we have slowdowns on thirtyfive southbound due to a problem on thou
would Meanwhile twenty near Hump Hill,it's hemp, Phil you dare to question

(49:13):
your mistress? I guess you oneanother lashing, don't you? You haven't
given here? You go? Yes? I love the way he loves it.
Frisco traffic all tied up thanks toa car that got rear ANDed.

(49:35):
Oh yeah, that bumper is alldinged up, kind of like your bumper
is gonna be Take that. Oh, here's our guest. He likes it
a little too much. I hopeyou're driving to work is oh so painful.

(49:59):
I'm Linda as with your traffic andbonded. Oh Linda, everybody,
Now you gonna go get a bandaid to them? Shot Dallas Forge Classic
Rock Yeah, lone Star ninety twofive Raj Charmar guest this morning. Thanks
for stopping boding absolutely, man,thank you so much for having me.
That is an improv tonight plain OHousing Comedy Thursday through Saturday. Uh.

(50:22):
I hate to bring this up,but Anna, do you realize what tomorrow
is? Uh? Tomorrow is Thursday. It's the last Thursday of the month.
Yes, that means it's time todo Whose song is it? Anyway?

(50:44):
This shot on my calendar. That'son my calendar, by God.
That is where you rascules give ussome subjects and we try to create a
song about it. And Anna triesto forget it. Every time we get
close to the last Thursday the month. She just tunes it out because she
don't want to. No, Ihate it. It'll be easy. We'll

(51:06):
do it to the blues bed again. Okay, because you seem to like
that easier. Yes, Okay,when we tried to do it with the
square dancing one. Ooh yeah,but you're musically inclined, you and Ao
Bo and Randy. You guys areall musically inclined. I'm the odd one
out. Oh come on, girl, So think of some subjects. Give

(51:30):
us something. You can email meBo at lone star nine twenty five dot
com. You can call us,and we'll take those subjects and try to
make a song about it. Okay, little freestyle. So if the song
sucks, it's half your fault.Okay. So I didn't want to bring
it up until later. So Ijust wanted to remind you that tomorrow is

(51:50):
the last Thursday of the month.You realize. We had an earthquake Monday
night around ten thirty five. Iwas asleep. I was too. I
didn't feel a damn thing they needed. It was a four point nine magnitude
earthquake on the rectum skirt. Imean that's kind of big, that is.
I didn't feel nothing. I livedin California for twelve years, so

(52:14):
yeah, the one earthquake that shookme. Uh literally, I fell asleep
on my couch and I came tolike, I woke up standing on my
feet. Oh wow, I thoughtsomebody had driven into the building. That's
how loud it was. Damn Andall the cars were moved up on the

(52:34):
curb and it was a six pointthree. Who So when you say a
four point nine, I'll sleep throughthat. Yeah, I did, me
too. Listen once I once Icrash out, you can fire a cannon
next to me and I'm not gonnawake up. Oh you're heavy sleeping.
Absolutely, I will wake up atthe drop of hat well before it.
Raj gets out of here. Youknow, today is National drive through Day.

(52:58):
Drive through drive through, I said, driving through, get meals or
burger whatever. So I put themtogether a little something for National Drive Through
Day. Okay, goes like this, Hey, how the hell are you
welcome to Jack in the box?I'm Jack and I'll be happy to fill

(53:22):
your ardor if you know what Imean, I'd like a Jack Burger and
a large fries. Sorry, palm, we're cleaning the grease. Frar.
We don't have any French fries today. Okay, Uh, they just give
me a small order of fries.Please, look, chief, Maybe you
didn't hear me. I said,we don't have any fries today, So

(53:43):
how about something else? Okay,then just give me an order of fries.
Listen up now, who put thestraw and strawberry? Nature did?
That's right nature did. Who putthe ape and apricot? Nature does?
Right? Nature did? Now listencarefully, who put the freak in French
fries? There ain't no freaking Frenchfries. That's what I've been trying to

(54:08):
tell you. But breath, thereain't no freaking French fries. Now get
out of my sight before I shoveyour teeth so far down your throat you'll
have to sit on a jack burgerto eat it. Oh, have a
nice day. A double cheeseburger,onion rings and a large yarns drink.

(54:38):
Play did you get my order?A double cheeseburger, onion rings and a

(55:04):
large orange drink? I want acheaper A double cheeseburger, onion rings and
a large orange drink. I wantto pisandomic shop A double cheese burger said

(55:36):
dog ball cheese burger, cheese burnright, onion rings, sad onion ringsion
rings and a loud ironnge drank drinkdrink drank sad drag hold on doubles cher

(56:13):
holl drag and okay, that's alittle good drive. Good everybody, and

(56:42):
a special thanks to Rod Sharma forstuffing us for having you guys. Always
a pleady Thatson improv tonight, FatalHouse of Comedy Thursday through Saturday. I
rock Yeah. By the way,we got Slash tickets coming up in the
ticket windows. Don't you'll go andwait? Okay, Dallas Forest Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five.Everything in here is a mystery in case

(57:05):
you hadn't figured that out yet.By the way, who want our tickets?
Go see Slash Ryan Mason and WhitneyTexas cel See that's three syllables and
slash slah yes, slay course canthat's well why say it? Of course
that's how they say it. Bythe way, tomorrow is the last Thursday

(57:27):
of the month. And Anna's allnervous because we got to write a song
because it's whose song? Is it? Anyway? So be kind when you
when you give us the subjects.You can email me right now Boe at
lone Star ninety two five dot com. Or you can just call in tomorrow
and give us some subjects and we'lldo it to the blues, bed I
said We were going to do itto something different next time, but Anna's
nervous, and you've gotten to whereyou can kind of make it work with

(57:52):
the blues bed, right, Yes, okay, the blues bed is so
much easier than like that square dancingor the rap. The rap I think
was the worst. Oh, comeon, the rap was easy. We'll
have to do the wrap one sometimehere, but not tomorrow. No,
and I want the blues bed,so we'll do the blues okay. And

(58:14):
we mentioned earlier it's National drive throughDay. Anna reminded me we forgot to
play this. This is an oldfavorite here on the show. It's Carlos
Mencia and the tail of the creepyChicken. Cepy, creepy, I'm sorry,
creepy, I'm standing plain. Andthere's a twenty four arm McDonald's there,
and uh, there's the lady thatworks there that but what what two

(58:37):
three o'clock in the morning was it? We what? And they have creepy
chicken at this McDonald's. You everheard of creepy? Heard of it?
So I go to the drive doorand I say, can I have a
mcrap? And and the lady workingthe drive roo goes would you like the
grill or the creepy chicken. Iwas like, I was tired. I

(59:01):
just got off plane. I'm notgonna lie to you. I was a
little high, and I was like, I'm sorry, what did you just
say? She goes, we havegrill and creep I gotta dry the creepy
exactly. I said, I'll havethe creepy chicken. And then she started
getting testy with me because she waslike, no, we can have grill
and creepy. I'm like, Ihave the creepy and she's like, we

(59:23):
know how creepy we have creepy AndI'm like, you just say creepy twice.
So then so then I go itgets better. So I said,
you know what, forget the chickens. I want something healthy, and I
swear to god. She goes,maybe tole A the philacial fish. Philac.

(59:43):
I was like, you have fhilacialfish this McDonald's. Do I have
to take my pants off before?Yeah? Exactly, how about the blowfish
fish? And so then I'm like, what kind of McDonalds is? So
then I'm not even kidding. Shegoes, I think that the machinis b

(01:00:04):
can come through the front, rightI think. I think what she meant
was come to the second window.Yeah, but you went to the front,
yeah, because she said come tothe man. Okay. So now
she's really pissed at me because Iknock on the front door. She's like,
the loapest close? What are youdoing in the front, And I'm
like, you told me to cometo the front. And then she said
a bad word to me. She'slike, your mother to know what I

(01:00:28):
mean, to know what I mean? You know what I mean? Right?
So then the cook comes out reallymad and he goes does he won
the green? Look? He couldn'tbe chicken? And I'm like, what
is going on here? So she'slike drive around, really condescending and stop
at the second green. There's nogan window. Why you have entered the

(01:00:53):
twilight right? So at this pointI tell I tell these guys we gotta
go somewhere else. He you know, right, And they're like, no,
what's the problem. I'm like,you don't think that. Right now,
this guy is rubbing that chicken onhis ass, going, oh,
you want to creep your chicken,I'll mak it crippt for you. We're
gonna really get filacial fish right now. Here's the best part. Here's the

(01:01:16):
best part. The best part iswe get to the We get to the
second window and her I'm not kiddingher name is Nada really Hispanic name?
So I say in Spanish to herto help her out whether they're not in
theespaniol park. And I got onfushi, which is can Spanish, so
there's no confusion. I'm not kiddingyou. She looks at me and she
goes, ef you I speaking toEnglish, and I'm like, oh my

(01:01:38):
god, you gotta be kidding English. Yeah, I welcome the plane,
and of all I would have expectedit, like in Frisco or you know
what I mean, not in PLANEO. Like really like, I can't imagine.
You know, where is this?I live in plan know. I

(01:02:00):
have got to go see this manue. Which one is it? Because these
guys were driving around forever and Iwas asleep and then we woke up.
We were there. No, isit the one on Customer It's twenty four
hours? Was it the one onCustard? Oh yeah, don't talk into
the mic. You movie like GoldenMark. I don't know where we were
at. I have no idea.I just saw that. Listen yellow let's
go that direction. Well, thisguy's reading because I said, this guy's

(01:02:22):
never been to Texas, So Isaid, let's take him to a water
Burger. Uh huh. And thenMoMA over here is like, oh,
none of the water Burgers are opentwenty four hours open exactly, That's what
I said. But but they don'thave creepy chicken at water Burgh. Well
not for another couple of minutes anyway, because what we got like forty minutes

(01:02:45):
the rest of the show. Maybe, Yeah, we ain't gonna bail on
that. We've had too much funtoday. We have Oh yes, thank
you, rog Oh, mercy him. It's good seeing Charman here. Uh,
let's see Friday. We got anold friend coming to the show,
Tom Rhodes, who was at Hyenasin Dallas. And Jimmy's gonna come up

(01:03:06):
because Jimmy and me and Tom arevery old friends, and so we're gonna
have a little reunion here. It'llbe great to have Jimmy back in the
studio. And you need to bringhis headphones, by the way, Yes,
oh that's right, I have hisheadphones at home. That's right.
We send you a reminder. I'llprobably forget anyway. Even if you do,
We'll tell Debra. Oh yeah,she'll remind me. Don't worry,
Jimmy, I'll dig out some extraheadphones for you right now. Yeah,

(01:03:29):
we got him. Okay, let'stalk time waystairs. What we got him?
Okay, This is what we haveup on the Bow and Them show
at lone Star ninety two five dotcom. Check it out if you don't
want to get to work right away. So the world of blues is morning
this morning, following the news ofthe death of John Mayyall, the British
bluesman who was set to receive theRock and Roll Hall of Fame's Musical Influence

(01:03:52):
Award in October, died on Mondayat the age of ninety at his home
in California. I've been buying JohnMayall albums all my teenage years. Yeah.
I think he really broke out intothe scene in the sixties, right
yeah with Eric Clapton. Let's see, yeah, people. He helped out

(01:04:13):
the careers of not just Eric Clapton, Mick Fleetwood, John McVie, and
so many more. We have thefull story about John Mayall up on our
page, along with a great videofrom an appearance that he had on The
Letterman Show. Oh Man. Iremember bringing him on stage at the thirtieth
I'm sorry, the fiftieth anniversary ofthe Texas International Pop Festival in Louisville in

(01:04:34):
twenty nineteen, and I finally gotto sit there and talk to the guy
who I've known about for all thistime, and he was just the nicest
guy ever. And he just passedaway at the age of ninety. Yeah.
Peace, but thanks for the music. Dude absolutely saw Austin City Limits.
Wow. Yeah. And then herecorded a live album I think that

(01:04:55):
was nineteen ninety three something like that. Yeah, yeah, he got it.
He did an album I can't rememberwhat the name of it was,
had a song on it called Roomto Move, and I saw John Mail.
John Mayo was the headliner. Theopening act was Brownsville Station. The
second act was Alice Cooper. AndI wasn't ready for Alice Cooper. I

(01:05:16):
think we told him this when wetalked. I was like, damn,
of course, of course, mymedication was kicking in about that. I
love what Jimmy Vaughan said about bluesis like a chain with the older blues
musicians, you know, giving theirtalent and inspiring younger people. So he
said that John Mayo was inspired byBB King, and then after BB King,

(01:05:41):
it was Stevie ray Vaughn. It'sjust it was incredible. Hey,
Yesterday marked an important music anniversary forRingo Star. It was thirty five years
ago that Ringo Star kicked off hisfirst all star band tour. And I'm
wondering if you were there, Bo, I don't think I was. I
God July twenty third, nineteen eightynine at the Park Central Amphitheater in Dallas.

(01:06:05):
I missed that show. The firstIncarnation featured Ringo's now brother in law
Joe Walsh, Billy Preston, Leavonhelm Rick Danko of the Band Doctor John
and Clarence Clemens, and Niles lofgringfrom the East Street Band, five of
them, by the way, nowdeceased. Yes here is Ringo on the
concept of his all star band tour. Oh oh is it not up there

(01:06:29):
there? Okay, I'm smacking myselfon the hand. All right. Well,
Since that verse tour, Ringo hasemployed over forty other all stars,
counting the latest lineup, which includesEdgar Winter, Toto Says, Steve Lucather
and Menetworks Colin Hey, now,we've got a video from that first tour
up on our page that you cancheck out. Also linked to a great

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interview that Ringo did with Ultimate ClassicRock. He says he was inspired to
start the all Star band because hehad just stopped drinking and he thought that
he was not able to make musicwithout being drunk. So that's a great
article that you could check out onour page. Pink Floyd has a new

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live album on the way. AlanParsons, who engineered nineteen seventy three's The
Dark Side of the Moon, hasdone the same for a nineteen ninety four
live recording. We've got all thatinformation up. No word on when the
album will be released, however,and Justin Hayward has posted on his socials
version of Knights in White Satin,the moody blue song but with a heavy
metal twist thanks to Evan Winos,who is also known as who dot Whani

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who Okay wanna hear it? Well, we have that up, plus Mick
Fleetwood and ukulele player Jake Shimabukuro BukuroYeah we're sorry, he's an old friend
of the shows too. Well.They've collaborated on a new album bog Blues
Experience, which will be out Octobereighteenth, and we have the first single

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off that album up on our page, Muddy Waters rolling in Tumberland. Yeah,
they call him the Eddie van Halenof the Ukulele Yea. He is
awesome. I saw this video thatwe have up so you should check it
out. Also a social post fromChris Cornell's widow Vicky, from last week,
marking what would have been Chris Cornell'ssixtieth birthday. She shares a video
of Chris singing Tracy Chapman's Fast Car, which is pretty awesome. And finally,

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we've all had that one guest whojust doesn't know when to leave.
Check out this viral video of atoddler telling his uncle to get the hell
out of Dodge. We've got thatvideo up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two tofive dot com. Have you seen that
picture on Facebook where Bruce Springsteen lookslike Woody Allen? Oh yeah, yes,

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looks just like like it. Asa matter of fact, if they
do a biography of Woody Allen,Bruce Springsteen's you play on or vice versa,
He's a way We love you BruceWell. Special thanks to Roj Sharmer
for stopping by here today on AskUs Stuff Day. Y'all gave us some
good questions. Now tomorrow always funwith music day, and it's also the

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last Thursday of the month, andmarril, I know, I know,
I'm ready for it, all right, So you guys, you rascuals,
have to give us a couple ofsubjects and we'll try to make a song
about it. This is the daythat Anna dreads every single month, every
single month, every single month.But it is what it is till it
ain't no vote. So well that'snot as bad as this as she thinks

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she is, I know, butshe gets all worried about it. So
give us some good subjects you andemail us or just call us and tell
us, and we'll we'll put somethingtogether for you. Now. Up next
to is our after show decompression session, where we'll talk about something or maybe
we'll talk about nothing, doesn't matter, but we're gonna do something anyway because
that's how we roll. We'll talkabout National Tequila Day and how much you

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hate tequila. I don't like tequila. Yeah, tequila and I broke up
a long time ago. Once youget really violent, be sick on tequila,
you don't drink it anymore. Althoughthe tequila shot that Sammy Hagar gave
Jimmy and me and Randy at TexasMotor Speedway, that was pretty good,
pretty good his high end tequila.It almost made me start wanting to like

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tequila again. Cabo Wabo tequila.No, it was it was something else
high end ye one. Yes,it has to be expensive because the rest
of it tastes like gasoline. Thehead of iHeart Radio, Bob Pittman,
he's got his own line of tequiladragons, which is mostly it's very good.
I didn't know that well. Willhe treat his employees better if we

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start drinking his tequila? Probably wecan't afford his tequila because we worked for
him. Okay, so we'll seeon the after show. Feel free to
check in if you want to.Last day on the air, I doubt
that. Okay, we'll see tomorrowfor Fun with Music Day between the Ditches, I fou