The Bo and Them Full Show- Sinistesia is pretty cool, ASKUS stuff queries July 31, 2024 (Ep 1192)

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We'll just play it as it is. If that's okay, well, that's
up to you. But we onlyhave time for one day. All right,
everybody on the pan now please ready, number one? Okay, okay,
sure, I'd like to talk toyou tonight about the crisis. Hold,

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it's just a second, okay,it's just about a not gentlemen,
we'll give us thirty. There isnothing I can do. A potential scandal
with the Buffalo PD surface today whenthe Mayor's mo, what the that's almost

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lost? It's somebody gets the water. Please, I'm sorry. We seem
to be having some technical difficulties inother news. My apologies that somebody back

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play somebody guy, he was hollow, hollow, that got poo poo some
liver. That may be the onlylast we get on this show today.

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I don't think, so enjoy it. Will you can't? Oh Man?
Good morning, ere body, Goodmorning, bout Roberts. Today is Willesday,
which means it is ask a StuffDay. We're all going to learn
something today. I don't know what, but there's some good questions on the

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Aska Stuff hotline that we will beaddressing here momentarily. And that also means
choose your news or take us todeath leopard Journey in the Steve Miller Bay.
And there is a theme today,Yes, there is a theme,
a very disturbing theme. Oh,disturbing from the word mine Bo Roberts.

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No, mostly from the Weekly WorldNews. Just one of them is one
that I made up. I mean, the Weekly World News doesn't make them
up. They couldn't president if itweren't true. That's true, that's the
way it goes. Yes, it'svery disturbing today. Okay, And we'll
get another installment of Trafficking Bondage withthe Mistress of the Highways and the Byeways,

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Miss Linda last Yes not is ahump day? Yes right, and
another installment to dig who know,among other things on the show today.
So is everybody ready to answer somequestions? Oh? Yeah, I got
a couple of emails because of theOlympics. People have been asking questions about
why this happens during the Olympics.Yeah. And there's there's a question on

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the Asking Stuff hotline about the Olympicstoo that we'll try to answer and say
of the Olympics, we'll talk aboutthat on Sports of All Sorts today.
Very exciting night, for the women'sgymnastics team. Yes, oh yeah,
they won the gold. Yes itdid, Yes, it did. We
got all that were gonna cover foryou. But now let's see what we're

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celebrating today, World Ranger Day.What No, not our World Series champion
baseball team. I just love sayingthat. You know, we're talking about
park rangers, the person involved inthe practical protection and preservation of all aspects
of Wild Area's historic and cultural sites. That was I didn't make that out.
That's quote. I don't know whatkind of ranger you were gonna throw

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at us. It could have beenthe guys that sit in those tall towers.
Those It is Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day. Odd, rare, experimental,
and uncommon musical instruments are celebrated onUncommon Musical Instrument Awareness Day. You are

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encouraged to learn about and play theseinstruments, even make up an instrument of
your own, like the juice harp. Yes, you're a pretty weird one.
I used my hands with it.That's too weirds technically a musical instrument.
National Mutt Day, Oh yeah yeah. The origin and gold of today

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is to embrace, save, andcelebrate mixed breed dogs by creating awareness about
the great numbers of them in animalshelters that are in need of a hole.
Aw yes, adopt the mud.Yeah, just don't get a psychle
one like Dever brought Home Neck Day. You can't talk about Rosie that well,
Oh yes I can. I justdid. He just switched the radio
station. Now get ready to gethungry because there's a lot of food involved.

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Yeah. Yes, it's National AvocadoDay. I love a good avocado
to make them walk them holl yeah. See. For a long period of
time, avocados were only eaten inCentral and South America, in the Caribbean,
where they gained the name alligator pairbecause the skin looks like an alligator.
In eighteen thirty three, horticulture astHenry Parene became the first to plant

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avocados in Florida. And here weare today, Oh man, avocado toasty.
It's National Cotton Candy Day. Loveit. Eighteen ninety seven, confectioner
John C. Wharton and dentist WilliamMorritson Dennis so I can get some more
customers invented the electric spinning cotton candymachine, which they filed a patent for

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it. It was originally called fairyfloss, Yes it was. It's also
shredded Day. You could buy thebite sized redded we or the big giant
ones in the bowl. You know, nation like a bar. Yes,
National Jump for Jelly Beans Day.Yeah, there's shaped like beans, chewy,
thick jel interiors, soft candy shells, and it's National Spam Day.

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Okay, I'll pass. Yeah,it's basically chopped pork and ham and a
can. But what that jelly lookingstuff inside the can is still a mystic
christ I don't want to know.People in Hawaii love it. They eat
it up, Yes, hear it? Yeah, all right, ruper cows
in Hawaiian. You. Hey,look at Sports of all sorts coming up,
So let's do our mornings. Then, of course we got the freaking

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full file, which is always bizarre. So if we're ready, let's do
it. Show time. They're goingand looked slutty girls. We lack it
Dallas. What words Classic rock lonestar ninety two to five. Guess what
time it is? It's six thirtyof Tibers. Sports of All Lords brought
to you by the will Height LawFirm. Injury lawyers go to will Heightwinds

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dot Com and a happy birthday todaytoo. Former Man's owner Mark Cuban is
that he is sixty six today.Wow, he looks good. It does
now. It's been a few yearssince the Dallas Cowboys publicized their training camp
attendance figures, So maybe you cantake this with a grain of salt that
we're trying to compare attendance between thisyear's training camp and previous training camps without

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a direct figure to attach to thediscussion, but based on the eyeball test
alone, attendance at Cowboys training campat Auctionnard, California is down significantly from
years past. On what would havebeen a day that got the fans excited
the team's first day of full pred'sfull pads practice yesterday, the stands were

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strikingly empty. Even Cowboys running backEzekiel Elliott noticed the lack of crowds,
mentioning when meeting with the media lastweek that he too, has noticed fewer
fans out there that summer now.Could be the heat, or it could
be the fact that Cowboys fans aremaking their feelings about the guarantine known with
their absence. Because we seem todo okay during the regular season, but

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when we get to the postseason.Well, you know how that goes.
It goes. So since we haven'thad a championship season since nineteen ninety five,
the fans are like dwindling. Yeah, I can see that happening.
But I can too. I knowa lot of kids that grew up in
a time when the Cowboys weren't winningthat aren't fans and they live here in

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North Texas. No, I know. Could it be the economy? Is
it a big trunk of change toget into the person? No, it's
free, you can see. Allyou got to do is just show up.
Ye damn. You could be rightabout the heat too, because California
is experiencing their hottest summer whatever itis. On't y'all start playing better and
then more people show up. Afterdays of delays and uncertainty over water quality

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and the Sane River, the women'sand men's Olympic triathlon races will go for
today with a swim in the famedParis Waterway. Oh oh no, he
didn't. The mayor swim in therea few weeks. Yes, she did,
to prove it and he's still inthe hospital. The decision to go

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ahead with the same swim for thetriathlon competitions is a big win for the
city. Olympics organizers and the athletes. Officials undertook an ambitious plan to clean
up the long polluted saying and havebeen steadfast in their insistence that the swimming
portion of the triathlon and the marathonswimming events could safely be held in the
water could safely be here. Theorganizer said that the latest tests of the

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water showed compliance with quality standards.However, if I was a swimmer,
A sure as hell would not begetting any of that water in my mouth.
Oh no. Elevated levels of bacteriain the river pushed the men's race,
originally planned for yesterday to today,when the women's competition had been scheduled.
Oh no, it just looked likenasty water to me, and I

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just saw it from the TV.I would be like, I don't want
to go, and you go,ah, yeah, no, you first,
no, you first, delicious canalwhat it is now in bottles.
The US men's three on three basketballteam started the pursuit of Olympic gold yesterday
with a loss to Serbia twenty twoto fourteen. That's a pretty bad beating.
Although disappointing, the loss hasn't necessarilyspelled doom for Team USA, since

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Serbia does have the top ranked men'sthree on three team in the whole world.
Still, the US players might befeeling like they let a great opportunity
slip away. They were in thelead for much of the first half of
the game that happened last night.Serbia was able to catch up take a
commanding lead due to some sloppy shootingand loose fouls from the US side.
And as its name implies, thesport pits two teams of three players against

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one another. Games are played ona half court with only one basket,
and the games are only ten minuteslong, so you got to get a
lot done real quick. It's different. It's really a lot of passing,
and yeah, it's very fast moving. The games can end even earlier if
a team reaches twenty one points beforethat ten minute runs out. Baskets are

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worth either a point or two points, depending on whether the player was positioned
outside the arc painted on the court. The US men's three on three basketball
team's next play is today at threethirty five pm Texas time. You can
catch it on NBC and or streamit on Peacock now it comes to being
the oldest American women's gymnast to wina gold medal. Ali Raisman is now

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off the podium YEP. She heldthe title since winning gold at age twenty
two in twenty sixteen, but wasbumped yesterday when the United States, with
three gymnasts twenty three and older,won the women's final. At twenty seven
years old, Simone Biles is nowthe oldest American gymnast to win a gold
medal, and she is awesome.She is followed by her US teammates in

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the final, twenty four year oldJade Carey and twenty three year old Jordan
Chiles. In other Olympic news,team USA stunned Australia fourteen to twelve in
the women's rugby sevens final, winningbronze and giving the United States its first
Olympic medal in the event. Ididn't even know we had a women's rugby
team, but I guess we do. With this win over againa the US

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men's soccer team will move to theOlympic quarterfinals for the first time since Sydney,
Australia in two thousand and Katie Ladekitopped the field in the preliminaries of
the women's fifteen hundred meter freestyle,finishing more than a half lap ahead of
the closest challenger in her heat.So bring all them medals. We can't
win too many of them. Andthousands of athletes from around the world are

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competing in the twenty twenty four ParisOlympics with hopes of bringing home shiny gold
medals and stacks of prize money aswell. How much money well. The
amount Olympians can earn in Paris variesby country. For Team USA, the
US Olympic and Paralympic Committee pays itswinning athletes thirty seven five hundred dollars for
gold medals, twenty two thousand,five hundred for silver, and fifteen thousand

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for bronze medals. Similar to theUS, the Canadian Olympic Committee says it
will pay around twenty thousand dollars forgold, fifteen thousand for silver, and
ten thousand for bronze. These amountsfail in comparison to what Hong Kong will
dish out to its gold winning athletes, the equivalent to seven hundred and sixty
eight thousand, two hundred and thirtytwo US dollars yeah. And some countries

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may offer monetary prizes to its winningathletes. Others offer alternative prizes. For
instance, the Republic of Kazakhstan approveda legal act to award its winning olympians
with apartments. The winner of agold medal will receive a three bedroom apartment,
a silver winner will get a twobedroom, and a one bedroom will
be awarded for a bronze medal.Really not awesome. You get a place

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to live, yeah, no,rents a soldier house to pay for your
Olympic trip downd Mirror. One ofthe most fascinating things I did while watching
the Olympics here was research just howmany Texas people are Olympic athletes this year.
That is a long list. Alot from here too. Yeah,
yeah, you get You get apride swell from looking at that lit And

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some of Texas's most anticipated Olympians aretrack athletes. We won't have to wait
much longer to see him in actioneither. Track and field events kick off
tomorrow, men and women competing inthe twenty k walk race. Friday,
it picks up with ten track andfield events, including the men's to kathalon
and the first round of women's onehundred meters heats that features Shikari Richardson.

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Richardson, who is a native ofNorth Texas, is a favorite to win
the gold in the women's one hundredmeter. She came in first in the
Olympic trials ten point seven to oneseconds. Way to go girl, He
is so fast. Yeah, she'slike grease lightning. One hundred meter final
takes place on Saturday. Don't missany of this. There's a lot of

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Texas in it. I think thosebig long eyelashes of hers kind of blow
her further on down when she,oh, oh, it's an advantage for
her. You what? And ofcourse there's still a storm of outrage about
the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. Ittook a legal turn yesterday when a DJ
who performed at the show saying herlaw there is filing complaints over at torretive
threats and other abuse that the LGBTQRxyz icon has suffered online in the ceremony's

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wake. Barbara Butch, which soundslike Barbara Bush but I'm sure that's not
her real name, but it soundsgood. Her lawyer told the Associated Press
that she had filed a formal legalcomplaint alleging cyber harassment, death threats and
insults. The lawyer said in aletter posted to DJ's instagram that Butch has
been threatened with death, torture andrape, and has also been the target

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of numerous anti Semitic, homophobic andsexist insults. Y'all calm down, will
you? She said. The complaintwas filed with the Paris Prosecutor's office,
which must then decide whether it warn'tsa formal police investigation. Although the ceremonies
artistic director Thomas Jolly has repeatedly saidthat he wasn't inspired by The Last Supper,

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critics interpreted part of the show thatfeatured Butch as a mockery of Leonardo
da Vinci's painting showing Jesus and hisapostles going to live that one down because
they still think that it was adereliction of an insult of religion, blasphemy
and everything is better when you canturn it into a drinking game. Oh

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yeah. With the Paris Olympics nowunderway, it's prime time to stuck up
on your libations of choice and getin on the action. You take a
shot when a world or Olympic recordis broken, or some kind of sob
story or scandal is mentioned. Iwould have been trashed last year. Yeah,

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wasted. Then you take a drink, you know, just a regular
drink. When Paris, France orthe City of Love is uttered, or
when someone falls down, makes aclear mistake or otherwise bites it in the
competition, you drink your whole drink. When America wins any medal, a
coach and or athlete cries, oryou see a commercial for any kind of

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soda, or there's a commercial witha French accordion street music in the background,
you will be so tore up youwon't even remember the Olympics were even
around. I think that's weird.Get ready, The Freaking fool File is
next on the Poeen then shoulder.You gotta be pushing up daisy scene coming

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up, our first round of askus stuff questions from the Aska Stuff Hotline.
But now, guess what, It'stime for the freaking fool File.
Now here's some friendly, unsolicited advicefor you. If a cop comes in
your direction and ask you questions,the proper response is don't you have something
better to do, Especially if theanswer is yes and you're a little drunk

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Marco Island, Florida Vice chairman EricBreechnitz is now facing dui charges after police
found him asleep in his car ina parking garage with the engine running just
after two in the afternoon last Friday. Who gets that hammered? Had two
in the afternoon? I guess theFlorida vice chairman does that. Reached Us

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said he was tired from playing tennisearlier in the day, and witnesses say
he'd been unconscious for about an hourand wouldn't wake up despite people banging on
his window to tell him his carwas still running. Cops suggested an EMS
evaluation due to his bloodshot eyes,confusion, and the smell of alcohol on

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his breath, but reaching Us reportedlytried to put his car in gear and
leave because saying my wife was sick. I gotta go. No, you
don't do that either, No,no, no. He then pulled a
don't you know who I am?Questioned and advise the police don't be stupid.
Look, they don't care who youare. If you're that drunk,
you're gonna go to jail. However, it was after the don't you have

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some comment that the field sobriety testwas issued and he failed miserably and is
in jail. Now that's a lotof day drinking going on there. Yeah,
you know, maybe if it's ona Friday, you just started like
three, but to be tore upfrom the floor up by two in the
afternoon, I don't know about that. He was on Island Time, Marco

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Island Time. I'm sorry, Iforgot Oh, I just love read it.
So a woman took to Reddit tovent about the dress code at her
brother's wedding, or rather the lackof dress code. You'll see the dress
code is no clothes, the womansaid. Because her brother's wedding is no
clothes only and is being held ata naturist resort, she will not be

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attending, and now her brother isfurious with her for not supporting him.
Whatever consenting adults do in their privatelives is none of my concerns, she
wrote. This extends to my brotherand his fiance being naturists or nudist,
Yeah, either one. She said. She has no issue with them being
nudist. What she does have anissue with is being naked in front of

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a bunch of people. You can'texpect everybody to be naked at your wedding
just because you like to be naked. He was asked to be a bridesmaid
even though she doesn't know her brother'sfiance well enough to be friends. She's
definitely not comfortable walking up the aislearm in arm with a groomsman she's never
met, with both of them beingnude. Yes. On the plus side,
you don't have to spend hundreds ofdollars for that bridesmaid. You don't

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have to spend anything. No surprise. Comments were in her favor, including
from other nudists. One guy wrote, I'm a nudist and you are one
hundred percent not wrong here. Yourbrother is really trying to jam his lifestyle
down your throat. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, and if you go to
a nude wedding, I'm sure otherpeople will try to jam things down your

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throat. Yeah. Where are yougonna put your car keys in your wallet?
Huh? Maybe we don't want toknow that, Maybe we don't.
I wouldn't drive his car anyway.I just want to know if the bride
colored her pubes white. I don'tknow. Over in Britain blue, Yeah,
that was the bridesmaids. They hadblue ones, the British woman who

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claims to own Europe's largest collection ofbedpans. Yeah, she's feeling a little
flushed. Sorry, after her attemptto auction them off the lot went down
the old Johnny flusher. Yeah,there was really too bad. References that
were meant to be funny, butthey were really there. I probably just
won't do that again. Seventy sevenyear old Mary Jacob's owns ready for this

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one hundred and sixty three bedpans?Wow? Wow, Yeah, how do
you display them? She says,she's run out of room. That's one
of the reasons she wants to liquidate. Sorry about that, because she figured
she would get some offers for thebedpans and an auction. Ultimately she didn't
get squat Sorry about that. Thatwas another one that was a Jacob says

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she bought her first bedpen in eightyfour while volunteering the Salvation Army rummage sale.
It kind of snow bald from thereand she found herself going around to
many places to add to her collection. She insists that they're clean. She
insists that they're washed and in fantasticcondition, Despite that nobody wanted to buy
them. Come on, who wouldn'tbe interested in buying old, used bedpans

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that are decades old. Maybe maybeshe should have tried to acquire Lieutenant Dan's
bedpan that he threw his ice creamin. Aha. Maybe she would have
made some bucks off of that one. Yeah, but they all look the
same. You can say, seethis bedpan left one in the movie far
As Gum where Lieutenant Dan threw hisice cream man with far As Gom Yeah,
who's gonna say it's nice? Andhow they go and check on.

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Here's a woman from Arkansas who grewup associating words with certain tastes and sensations,
only to learn she has a rareneurological condition. I have heard of
this condition. Okay. Thirty yearold Sarah Gan has always associated certain words
with food items such as nacho cheese, purple skittles, and peaches for as

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long as she can remember, andjust assume everyone else could too. It's
only once Sarah got older that sherealized this wasn't a common thing and was
actually one of the symptoms of acondition called synesthesia. I have heard of
this my whole life. It's aneurological condition where stimulation of one sensory pathway.

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For example, hearing or speaking automaticallytrigglers another sensory pathway, such as
vision or smell or taste. Itaffects less than four percent of the entire
global population. There is a varietyof different ways people can experience synesthesia.
In Sarah's case, it's a connectionbetween speaking and tasting. The school teacher

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went on to reveal that the wordchurch, whenever she says it or reads
it, it tastes like powdered doughnutsin her mouth, too bad, and
when she hears it, and balltastes like nacho cheese when she hears it.
She also says the word concrete tasteslike milk dipped in cookies are concrete

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all the time. Then, haveyou ever heard of synesthesia? People with
extreme cases of it? When adog marks, they see colors coming out
of the dog's mouth. I kindof want it. Yeah, that would
be kind of cool. I'm okaywith that superpower. Sarah added that the
taste sensation is strongest when she issaying the words, as well as seeing
them written down. She went onto reveal that the condition is often a

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fun icebreaker, as people frequently askher what names taste like. She says
her favorite name to say out loudis Brandon because the name tastes like a
chocolate candy bar. Oh, let'sgo Brandon. If you've never heard of
this, you should look up synesthesia. It's been around ever since the world

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was here, but only four percentof the world has ever experienced it.
It's crazy how the brain works.Man. I think it's kind of cool.
That is weird. But what ifone of your best friend's name tastes
it like a rotten turd. Iwould never say their name. I wouldn't
be a different name. I wouldn'tbe friends. Say, dude, I
won't call you Brandon because it tasteslike chocolate candy. Hey, coming up

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chance to win tickets to see defLeppard, Journey and the Steve Miller Band.
They're coming to Globelive Field in ArlingtonMonday, August twelfth, and we
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to five Dallas fort Worth's classic rocklone Star ninety two five. Get ready
to be edumicated because it is aska stuff day, be asking stuff hotline
two and four eight six six eightysix hundred. You can call it anytime.
And we got some good ones onnow, yes we do. Were

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you ready to get cracking? Doit? Well? Here's one ride here?
Where did the on the rocks comefrom? So? What's ice of
their drinks? Where did the termon the rocks come When somebody wants to
ice in their drink, It dependson who you believe, because some believe
on the rocks dates back to whenScottish drinkers used to cool their whiskey down

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by using actual rocks taken from thenearest cold river bok Oh. Others theorized
that it was used to describe howchunks of ice looked when chipped from a
large block of ice, before icecube trays became common. Because you know,
you used to have an iceman whowould bring you a block of ice.

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You would put that in your refrigerator, which was called the ice box.
Yes, you would chip off whatyou needed. This was before they
had ice trays and of course nowyou just bite at seven eleven, so
that where that I like the storyabout the Scots going to the river and
getting cold rocks. Yeah, that'scool. This wishk is still watering from
it. We get the rock fromthe river. Yo, wench. Here's

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another one for you. In Olympicswimming, what determines the swimmers lane assignment?
Yeah? How do they determine thelane assignment? For swimming? Lane
assignments are important for ensuring fair competition. Now, in Olympic swimming, the
fastest swimmers are given the center lanes, which can be lanes three, four,

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or five, depending on the numberof lanes in the pool. This
would put the gold medal favorite inlane four with their closest competitors in lane
three and five. So it's basedon previous performance their time trials and seating,
and the slowest times are going tobe at the ends. Oh there
you have it. That means thefaster swimmers will be in the center of

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your TV. Yeah, I guessthe water is faster in the center of
the pool. It makes a wholelot of sension. Okay, here's one
about did you ever watch The BigBang Theory? Oh yeah, Well,
maybe you'll know this one. Ona Christmas episode of A Big Bang when
Santa Business shelteron and Sheldon and FridayCannon at him who played Santa? Who

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played Santa in that episode of theBig Bang Theory. It was the actor
Dacon Matthews. He actually appeared twiceas Santa Claus in The Big Bang Theory
season six episode The Santa Simulation inseason eight, the clean Room Infiltration.
He's appeared in several TV shows,including Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, HBO's

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The Gilded Age, and he wasin the movie Lincoln. So if you
see that old man that played Santa, just know he's a working actor.
Okay, all right, See Ididn't never really watched the show. I
just didn't give out of it.I love it. Do you watch Young
Sheldon too? Yes? I do. It's great. Maybe I'm just behind
again. Okay, here's one forit. And I'm kind of wondering this

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myself. Is it kurt to meyesterday that if you look at cereal boxes
and hot cereal like Preamus Fleet andWelcome Meals, they're all ready to hanger
cardboard boxes. So explained me,why the oatmeal containers are all cylindrical.
Oh why does oatmeal come in thecylinder when everything else cereal is in a

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box. I've done a little research. Not all oatmeal comes in cylinders,
and not all other grain cereals comein boxes. But in both cases,
most brands come in boxes because they'remore efficient to pack. If you pack
a bunch of cylinders into a cart, and you end up with lots of
wasted space, therefore hire shipping costs. However, Quaker Oats wanted to stand

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out from other cereals and oats,so in nineteen fifteen they debuted their new
packaging, the distinctive cardboard cylinder forQuaker Oats, so that they could have
their product stand out. Remember whenthey used to do the commercial they had
Quaker oat cereal that was shot fromguns? Yes, why would you?

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Why would you shoot cereal from guns? Does that make it puff up better?
Or something? I think? Somethingto do with a Quaker or isn't
a Quaker like a military? No? There were religious religious gotcha walked around
looking like pilgrims all the time.Okay, okay, here's another one.
I wanted to ask you stuff aboutthe tradition where the first time navy man.

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A seaman fills out and goes acrossthe equator and gets a tattoo.
Where did that come from? Withit? Right, it's a passage or
marking them that they may come backwith some island diseases or something. No,
it's well, there's a tattoo calleda shellback, which is king neptune.

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It's a tattoo that reflects crossing theequator. There's a golden dragon tattoo
that means a sailor has crossed theInternational date line because that's known as the
domain of the gold dragon. Agolden king neptune represents having crossed the equator
and the International Dateline at the sametime. Wow. Cool, cool,

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I love it now, you know, thank you both. Moving right along,
Hi, I just heard that goingunder anesthesia for an operation it can
affect your hair and make your hairfall out. Is this true? Well,
some patients do experience hair loss afterbeing under a general anesthetic for surgery.

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Research has found that the longer you'reexposed to the anesthetic, the more
likely you are to develop hair loss. Oh, I would hate that.
I didn't know that either. Wow. See, we don't know these questions
right off the top of our headsside and the fine prints. Yeah,
you gotta look that up. Andyou're sure as hell don't want to stay

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awake during your option hairte Can Ijust have my body hair fall off and
I keep the hair on my head? Yeah, that could work, but
mother nature is cruel as you know. Okay, here's one. Has there
ever been a forty five or theA and B sides and at the same

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time, Well that was a badphone call. But yeah, top where
both sides? Let me explain youmillennials listen up. Pleased to have the
sting called wreckage. Okay, itwas a black thing with a round hole
in the middle. The big holewas on the smaller records. Those were
called forty five. You had ahit side and the flip side A and
B side, A and B sideseven inches. You're supposed to call the

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DJ was supposed to play the Aside. The B side was the one
on the flip side. But occasionallyboth songs become hits. Yep, like
Elvis Presley, Don't Be Cruel andhound Dog. The Beatles were all over
the place. Come together in something, Hey, Jude and revolution cool.
I feel fine. She's a womanwe can work it out and Day Tripper

(33:57):
Penny Lane and Strawberry Feels Forever,I want to hold your hand and saw
her standing there. Creton's Clearwater Revivaldid the same thing with Traveling Band and
Who Will Stop the Rain? JohnDenver did it with I'm Sorry and Calypso
two songs I Absolutely the Monkeys withI'm a believer in stepping stone. I'm
not stepping stone. Yeah, it'stoo late. And I feel the Earth

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move under my feet by Carol Kingin seventy one Ruby Tuesday, Let's Spend
the Night Together by the Stones anAmerican Woman and No Sugar Tonight by the
Guests Who in nineteen seven a bunchof people. Okay, here's one that
I think I can answer without evenlooking it up because I know it.
Quick question on ask us today?Is there a way that we could get

(34:43):
burn At Ashton to do maybe agreatest hits on the Dallas Cowboy. Well,
I don't know. We'll have toask Birdad Ashton when he's not drunk.
All right, Okay, here's one. My question is about the led
Zeppelin song Custard po I want toknow if that's the same thing as bloom
a pudd. Okay, so isthe led Zeppelin song Custard Pie about the

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same thing as bloomer Pudding. Theanswer is yes, Custard Pie is innuendos
about eating and sex. Oh yeah, like hitting on a woman, right,
yeah, hitting on a wolf.Well, let's just leave it at
that. Lone Star ninety two five. It is Asca Stuff Day today,

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and you know you can always emailus if you don't have time to call
the Esque Stuff online bow at loneStar ninety two five dot com or at
iHeartMedia dot com. Same thing witha Oharo, Same thing with ale.
And here's one that says the WrinlingBrothers Barnum and Bailey Circus performed last week
at the American Airline Center after beingon hiatus for several years. I understand

(35:57):
they no longer have animals nor clownsin the show. Oh what is the
reason behind that change? Well,why did Ringling Brothers get rid of clowns?
Because traditional clowns have been replaced withwhat a representative for Ringling parent company
Felt Entertainment calls comedic performances in amodern take on clowning. The removal of
the makeup allows them to make amore personal connection with the audience. Well,

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that's the fun that they're disguised asclowns. Yeah. The announcement comes
after decades of claims by clown rightsactivists that the circus treated the merrymakers cruelly.
Man, why are there no moreanimals? Well, for the first
time in the show's century and ahalf history, there will be no elephants
balancing on balls against their will,no bears forced to dance in costume,

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and no lions and tigers corraled bytamers. After decades of advocacy efforts,
the Ringling Brothers retired all of itselephants in twenty sixteen before going on hiatus
the following year. Return without animalsis because of reports of unnecessary cruelty towards
them. Industries that were built onanimal cruelly and the exploitation are defining themselves

(37:09):
for a more humane future. Humhm, that's the reason, go to them.
Yeah, that's basically it. Rememberthey used to they used to have
the lion tamers that not only hada whip in one hand, but they
had a six gun on their hipthat's in case they dropped. The whip.
Has a chair too too. Yeah, yeah, but a lion just

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going to swat a chair right outfrom them going. And I got to
ride the elephant at the opening.Yes, that was always so much fun.
But no more elephants at the circus. I know. I rode an
elephant in a circus one time.Their hair is like like a hair brush.
Yeah, it'll scratch it. There'san elephant rescue just north of the
state line up there in Oklahoma.Here's one. Where does the kN and

(37:53):
kinfolk or next of kin come from? Well, it has the same word
stem and origin as kin do kinwith a D. That's the German word
for child. So we just droppedthe D and made it ken because ken
looks too much like the word kind, which means nice, generous, helpful,

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thinking about other people's feelings and soon. She's a very kind and
awful person. The earliest known useof the phrase next of kin is in
the Middle English period in the yearseleven fifty to fifteen hundred. The word
kinfolk is from eighteen seventy three ina text by author Mark Twain. Kin

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Folk combines the Old English root sinc ynn, which was pronounced kin or
family, and folk meaning people that'sspelled folc. That's where ken and ken
folk comes from, like ken likekindergarten. Yeah, because in German it's
child yet child see, and there'skids in kindergarten. So I got this

(38:57):
email on Monday, and she waslike wanting us to use it for ask
us stuff day because she had beenwatching the diving competition during the Summer Olympics.
Now, she says, in thediving competition, why do the divers
take a shower after every dive?I don't know if you've noticed this,
but it's all about protecting their muscles. Coming out of the pool after a

(39:19):
dive and onto the air conditioned pooldeck can be chilly and cause your muscles
to tense up, So divers willtypically rinse off with warmer water than the
water that they dove into. Sometimesthey'll even take a dip into a hot
tub as well. Oh I thoughtit mean because some of those countries don't
shower. Nothing to do with that, Okay, all right, all right,

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all right, I've got another email. Did doctors used to taste urine
to test for diabetes? Now?As gross as that sound, God,
I hope not. No. Guesswhat it's true? Yes, stop it.
Doctors used to taste urine to diagnosediseases before modern lab tests were available.
This practice was called euroscopy, anddoctors would also visually examine and smell

(40:07):
the urine. They used the flavorcharts to describe the site, smell,
and taste. For example, insixteen seventy four, an Oxford University physician
noticed that urine from a diabetic patienttasted sweet, like sugar or honey,
and that helped them determine whether itwas diabetes or night. So I'm sure

(40:27):
doctors are thanking. They're lucky starsthat labs have come so far. Hey
doctor, could you taste my pee? I think you might have diabetes?
No, sir, you're gonna die. Dallas Forward's classic rock lone Star ninety
two to five coming up, We'regonna play Choose Your News for def Leopard
tickets. Speaking of which, beforewe get into this, a quick question

(40:47):
for you, Annabelle, try thisup. I got a question for you
over the two franchise histories. Howmany actors play Michael Myers A Jason Oh?
Okay, so from the Halloween andThe Friday the Thirteenth. So the
Halloween franchise had a total of twentyone different actors portray Michael Myers, and

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at least nine actors played Jason inthe Friday the Thirteenth franchise over the course
of forty years. So that meansyou don't really have any job security because
you're wearing a mask. You canbe replaced by a sure, don't tell
iHeart. All right, it istime now for the educational pal lot of
the show. Listen and learn.It's time war. Did you know here's

(41:35):
some amazing facts might win you barbet this weekend? For example, did
you know about twenty percent of thetotal oxygen in your body is used by
your brain? Really, which meansthat some people don't have their oxygen tank
valve all the way open? Yeah, crank that sucker open, please,
yes, please, please please.Did you know many scientists believe that birds

(41:57):
are actually dinosaurs? Oh? Yeah, I've heard that the dinosaurs aren't actually
extinct. Because we've got the bird, we got debates. Did you know
Puritan Oliver Cromwell outlawed Christmas celebrations andcarols in England from sixteen forty nine to
sixteen sixty The only celebrations allowed weresermons and prayers. Oh man, he

(42:20):
was a killed you ye huge,Yeah, Merry Christmas. All. Did
you know women are twice as likelyto get their tattoos removed than men.
I believe it. Men just inall the hell with it, it's already
there. I'll just wear longs leaveshere too. Put another one. Did
you know the sentence are you asbored as I am? Can be said
backwards and still makes sense, becauseare you as bored as I am?

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Is? Am? I as boredas you are? Yes? See love
it. Did you know there issomething called egan graul That is the technical
name for the colors seen by youreye when you're in total darkness. It's
not just black, is called egongras. It's kind of like a purplish blue.
Yeah, yeah it is. Yeahyeah. Did you know fifty five

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percent of people will yawn after justreading the word yawnep? Did you know
eighty percent of a child's intelligence isacquired from the mother. My mom's not
proud of me, eighty mom.Did you know there is a giant mushroom
in Oregon's mouth Here National Forest witha root system that covers over two thousand,

(43:30):
two hundred Acres's all right, God, that makes it the largest living
organism in the world. It's notcoming out of the world's largest turd,
is it? No? Okay?Good? This is just a mushroom.
Okay? Is it a magic mushroom? Though? I don't know. I
ain't taking a bite out of itbecause I don't like mushroom plenty for everybody.

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Did you know? In nineteen twentynine, researchers at Princeton University claimed
that they had turned a living catinto a telephone. No way, Now,
whose idea was this? Yeah,see that cat wonder around. I
wonder if he would make a goodtelephone. Well, it never worked and

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the cat ended up dying. Well, of course he did. Whose idea?
What if you made a telephone outof a cat? What if you
made a motorcycle out of a dog? Let's work on that. Did you
know? Heroin was once a perfectlyacceptable medicine, prescribed by doctors for everything
from coughs to headaches. I guessyou were so stoned you forgot to cough

(44:36):
and you forgot about your headache.Did you know? Russian dictator Joseph Stalin
often had photos retouched to remove peoplewho had died or had been executed by
him. That's the first photoshop,wasn't it? Did you know the shortest

(44:57):
war in history was the Anglo ZanzibarWar. It lasted thirty eight minutes.
I wisht yes long? Can y'alljust worked this hour? Did you know?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa was actuallynever straight to begin with. The
foundation began to sink when they startedon the second floor, so they said,

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well, we'll just to go aheadand finish anyway. Screw We'll call
it the leaning Tower. Where arewe now, Pisa? We'll call it
the leaning power of a piece attentionto detail, those guys. Did you
know? Ronald Reagan is best knownfor being president and acting in numerous films,
but he was also a prolific lifeguard. Ronald Reagan saved seventy seven people

(45:44):
from drowning. They couldn't print itif it weren't true. All right,
get ready, we're gonna play ChooseYour News for Death. Leppard, Journey
and Steve Miller. Tickets next onthe poll in them shows. We got
plenty of time. We got ahalf a show to do. Yeah,
nice speaking out on that. I'lltell you, okay, we have tickets

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to see def Leppard Journey and theSteve Miller Band. That's gonna be a
great show. Oh awesome. Whenis that show again? It's Monday,
August twelfth at Globeline Field in Arlington. M Damn, it's on a Monday.
Show. Will be a great showto see. But if you want
to go and you don't have theknow, all you gotta do is choose

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your news. Okay, here's howthis contest works. I mean, I'm
sure you've all figured it out bynow, but there may be a virgin
to the show that never heard thisbefore. I have four headlines here.
Three of them are actual, honestto god headlines from past issues of The
Weekly World News, one of thegreatest tabloids ever, but nobody bought it,

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so it's out of business, butit's still online. I wish we
could pull our nickels together and buythat. Yeah, one of these is
a lie. It's a fake headline. I made it up myself, but
it's kind of hard to tell whenyou consider the headlines that are in the
Weekly World and your brain. Yes, so one of these headlines is fake.

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And there is a theme. Itold you it was a disturbing theme.
The theme is the end of theworld is near. No, No,
the heads of the world is nearimpending doom. That's right, It's
all about impending doom. So isthe fake headline Headline number one Shocking new

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discovery or doomsday prophecies from psychic talkingfish Miracle Carp says the end of the
world is near. Marine animal withpsychic powers and the ability to speak was
found in New York Harbor and sayswe're in for troubling times ahead. The
talking fish, who asked to becalled Paul, has been taken to a

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top secret laboratory to be studied.Question. Paul says he was reincarnated as
a fish because Jesus was considered thefisher of men and Jesus himself set in
free Yes, Paul the fish Paulor is it headline number two fifteenth century
which foretold future events years before nosfor Damas and says the end of the

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world is near. Fortune teller andwish named Mother Shipton was most accurate psychic
in history. Says the earth isdoomed and there's nothing we can do about
it. She was around fifteen yearsbefore nos for Damas and even born,
and some say that he stole predictionsfrom her, says researcher. Her prediction

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says that the Earth will spin outinto space this coming New Year's Eve.
Oh no, oh, let's partyyeah? Or is it? Headline number
three? Seers and psychics from allover the world are receiving identicy messages from
the other side. The end ofthe world is near. In the past

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five years, there has been adramatic increase in the number of departed souls
trying to warn us about preparing forthe end of times. Seventeen of the
top twenty mediums have said that thespirit world is trying to warn us that
we're getting really close to the endof the world war and viruses will wipe
us out. Or is it Headlinenumber four? Scientists and psychics from all

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over the world issue dire warning timeis running out. The end of the
world is near. Seismic experts believethere will be a huge quake on the
Moon that will split it in halfand send the pieces hurtling towards Earth.
Although NASA refuses to comment, severalpsychics from three countries say this will occur

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in the next two to three months. This is the most mind boggling event
in history. Says researcher, Okay, one of those. There's a damn
lie that I'm made up. Butwhich one is it? Let's review?
Is it? Headline Number one shockingnew doomsday prophecies from psychic tracking psychic talking
fish Miracle Carp says the end ofthe world is near. Number two fifteenth

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century, which foretold future events yearsbefore Nostradamison says the end of the world
is near. Number three. Seersand psychics from all over the world are
receiving idental messages from the other side. The end of the world is near?
Or is it? Number four?Scientists and psychics from all over the
world issue dire warning. Time isrunning out. The end of the world

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is near. This one's tough,man. Which one is the fake headline?
Study long, study wrong? That'syour answer? Yes, sir?
Sorry, baby, you're wrong,You're wrong? Is this one? I'm
sorry? You wrong too? Soyou ready for the big reveal? Yes,
sir, this one is the fakeheadline? Yes, yes, yes,

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yes, yes? All right?One four or eight one seven seven,
eight seven one nine five I havea chance of a grand bone of
them show. All right, youtell me which one do you think is
the fake headline number one number oneshocking new doomsday prophecies from psychic talking fish
Miracle Carp says the end of theworld is near. No, that is

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a real headline. All the fishis real talking fish. They couldn't print
if it weren't to Anna Bell.Don't you know that we know that it's
not number one. Let's move on, bone of them? Show tell me
which one do you think is thefake headline numbers? What number four?

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Scientists and psychis from all over theworld issue dire warning time is running?
Oh, son of a bitch.God, damn it, you ruined all
my fun. Thanks a lot.Thanks. I didn't even get close to
a grand slag. No, sheis too smart for you. That wasn't
even a single for a God's poorbowl. Well I'll get over it.
I'm starting to get thick skinned overthis. By the way, Who is

(52:06):
this there? Are you there?Hello? Hello? Turn the radio down?
Helloo, I'm here. Okay,what's your name? The questions get
harder as we're going on. Myname is Kelly all Kill. You're from
where? Fort Worth? Okay?Kelly from Fort Worth? You hold on

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because we got to get some informationfrom you, all right? She sounded
like she's calling from the moon.Okay, hold on just a minute.
Yeah, that was a crappy connection, but it doesn't mean she doesn't win.
Go there. Hey, we're gonnahave more Deaf Leppard Journey tickets to
give away tomorrow. But next hourwe have your shot at tickets to see
ten CC August ninth at the MajesticTheater in Dallas. They have not toured

(52:51):
in forty six years. You wantto see him, We'll just keep listening.
We're going to open up the loneStar ticket window around eight forty right
here on the bow and them showon Dallas? What works Classic Rock?
Lone Star ninety two to five?Dallas? What was Classic Rock? Lone
Star ninety two five? Eight tenin the morning. You know at eight
ten the traffic starts getting backed up, In fact, it gets tied up,

(53:17):
extremely tied up. And when trafficis tied up and bumper the bumper
and someone's about to get rear ended, that means it's time for the misters
of the highways and the byways.It's time for traffic in bondage with the
one and only Linda well Well Well, who's ready for hump Day I'm ready

(53:45):
for okay, sure, yeah,who's ready for me to whip their rump?
Oh? Yeah? Take that?Dammit. Oh that makes me feel
so much better, mistress. Areyou sad for some reason? Yes,
I've been so bummed bo about ourTexas Rangers. You know they lost to

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Saint Louis last night in Saint Louisand they were playing at Bush Stadiums.
They would have risen to the occasion. But that'll to mean another whipping for
you, bood. Yes, howthat hurt him? One? Yes,

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Yes, I have something that's goingto ease your pain. Bow Robberts,
I call it I boob profen.Yeah, get in here. Oh can
you not breathe? You worm?I'm a warm mistress, say it.

(54:54):
I'm yes you are? Could Iget back? And there were just all
right? All right. Let's takea look at that drive right now in
Irving on one eighty three, andoh, Connor, you have a car
that was rear ended. It isall banged up. Bumper is gonna have

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to have those dents hammered out.In Fort Worth on thirty five and bass
Wood, it is gonna be ahard accident to clear up. Yeah,
traffic all tied up in Fort Worthand then in Plano on seventy five a

(55:36):
truck lost its loads. Yes,no, oh so slippery there. You're
gonna have to whip around now.Damn, it looks like I'm gonna have
to get out the chains. Bowthe change, yes, frea hao not
the change, Gonna have to usechange. It hurts. You know when

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it hurts, it hurts so good? Yeah, according to John Mellencamp,
I hope you're driving to work isoh so painful. That is. I'm
Linda lash with your traffic and bondedman. That's gonna leave some marks right
there, man Dallas Forest Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. Tomorrow's Fun

(56:25):
with Music Day. Yeah, I'mputting together a program for you even as
we speak. But today is askingstuff Day. We got time for a
couple more questions. Here's one thatI never thought about. I watched a
lot of episodes of Gilligan's Island,but I never saw this. And I
was watching the episode of Gilligan's Islandin this day and I saw it was

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one of the Monkeys is on theirband, the Monkeys. I was wondering,
was that really the real band?The Monkeys? On there were the
monkeys ever. I've seen Gilligan's Islanda lot, and I never saw the
monkeys. It was not the Monkeys. It was a folk group, the
Wellington's, and they played the Mosquitoes, a group based on the Beatles.

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The members were Bingo Banngo Bongo andIrving and they arrived on the island and
they promised to rescue them, butinstead they ended up leaving them behind because
Ginger Mary Anne and Missus Howell formeda girl band and they sang better than
the Mosquitoes. Oh God. TheWellington's, by the way, sang the
theme song in the first season ofGilligan's Island. And one of the many

(57:30):
reasons why the Monkeys never appeared onGilligan's Island is because when they finally went
on the air, the Monkeys airedopposite Gilligan's. Oh and you don't want
to cross promote somebody who's on quoteanother network right at the same time,
you are, okay, here's Thisis a gymnastics question about the Olympics that
I never thought about it. Ihave a question about the Olympics. Why

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is it the women on floor exercisein gymnastics have music? The men don't.
That's true. The men don't havemusic on floor exercise, but women
do. Apparently, the music isnot allowed for the men's floor routines.
Why is that? According to LindsayAyot, the head of female gymnastics at

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the University of New Hampshire, shesays it's because there is no need for
music since there isn't any dance componentto the men's floor exercise. Their routines
are mostly based on high flying,tumbling, strength and power. There's no
dance element like with women's gymnastics.That's good because I don't want to see

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a bunch of men dance it outthere. Man. I'm sorry, are
you jelly well? Plano police havecharged another former North Texas pastor with attempting
to pay for a prostenuity. Noyou guys, My goodness, that's why
they call it a rectory. Iguess the suspects. Fifty one year old

(58:59):
Taran Day James was charged with solicitingprostitution, a state jailed felony. The
arrest was part of a sting operationfor the Plano Police Department that they regularly
conduct targeting buyers of commercial sex.Look ugly people got to get laid to
you know what I'm saying. Iknow. Police say that Dames called an

(59:20):
undercover officer, thinking it was ahoe, and offered to pay one hundred
and fifty dollars for a little tugaction. He was given an address to
a motel, and upon arrival,was recorded knocking on a motel door.
He was stopped in traffic because noone answered the door at the intersection of
g Avenue in Central Parkway East,and reportedly told police he was meeting a

(59:42):
friend at the motel. Nudge nudge. He was indicted on charges of soliciting
prostitution. Dames previously worked as thesenior pastor at North Dallas Community Bible Fellowship
in plain O. The church issueda statement saying that Danes was removed from
the staff in his position due toa moral failure, but not mentioning his

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charge from the police. A lotof moral failure going on around unless there's
something in the water, I don'tknow. I don't know. Well though,
we're saying hello to an old visitor. A plume of Saharan dust is
expected to make its way into NorthTexas. Yes, it's gonna make the
skies hazy, especially during the morningand evening hours, more plumes of dust

(01:00:28):
are coming off the western coast ofAfrica and headed towards the United States.
This dust event is something that happensevery year, usually around late June and
early July. Saharan dust, alsocalled the Saharan dust layer, are outbreaks
of dust from the Sahara Desert inAfrica that have been kicked up into the
air from tropical waves in the AtlanticOcean. Although there are no health hazards

(01:00:51):
associated with the dust, the dustmay be irritating. No, yes,
it can for those with allergies orlung issues. Those with breathing issues are
advised to stay indoors or limit theiroutdoor exposure. Yeah, dey dever has
a problem like that. Usually theskies are kind of red. I don't
really see it right now, littleschmutz on the horizon. Schmutz. Oh

(01:01:15):
sh up if you say so?Okay, did you'll see that pretty crescent
moon early this morning? Yes,beautiful skies, I hope, don't don't
get a mucked up. Let's goto Carrie Fisher's appearance in Return of the
Jedi. All the costume, Yeah, what a smoke show. She was
washboard abs and all. Well,Princess Leah had a couple of different costumes

(01:01:37):
that she tried on for that shot, and one of them has sold at
auction for one hundred and seventy fivethousand dollars. Wow. Lot. Yeah.
The costume was made famous from Fisherwarret in the eighty three film and
Leo was captured by Job of theHunt and she was put into this like
belly dancer sex scottess costume. Oh. She actually had some run ins with

(01:01:58):
George Lucas over because it was soskimpy and he was like, oh,
that's the way they dressed future sex. Godness that Job of the Hudgler.
Yeah. Yeah, a big slimyboner. The costume, one of the
most memorable and Star Wars movies,sold last Friday by Dallas Bass Heritage Auctions.
Joe medaleda Heritage executive EP, saidthe costume that was sold was the

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one that was screen tested and warnedby Fisher on the movie set, but
it wasn't the one that made itonto the final version of the film.
This one that just sold. Carriefound it rather uncomfortable and they swapped it
out for another one. Okay,we don't believe that that's fun. I
didn't even want to think about theguy that bought it and what he's going
to do. He's probably laying ontop of it right now. A stage

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magician from Malaysia broke Againness World recordby performing seventeen illusions in three minutes.
Well you can do faster, nut, can't you. Avery Chin broke the
record for the most stage illusion drincksperformed in three minutes, beating the previous
record of eleven s by Indians India'smagician Alwin last year. The tricks that

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Chin performed in his record breaking sessionincluding making objects disappear and reappear using giant
playing cards, and making polka dotsappear on a formerly blank handkerchief. I
bet that was entertaining. The mostimportant thing is to follow the Guinness World
Records guidelines without any mistakes, andhe did it. They're just thinking of
stuff to break as a Guinness Worldor the longest booger hasn't been broken yet.

(01:03:29):
I'm not sure that one's coming up. We got ten CC tickets on
the way hang Dallas Horse Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. Now many
of you know that Steve Miller's beenon this show a number of times.
One time he was on, hewas on the phone and I asked him
for a road story. Okay,and if anybody's got a road story,

(01:03:51):
Steve Miller has once. Steve,you have been on the road a long
time. Do you have any roadstories you can tell us? Well,
there was that gig at the Sportatoriumin LA I was in San Francisco.
We're playing at the Sportatorium in LosAngeles, which is this funky, stinky,
rotten old building, and we weregonna leave at three thirty and I

(01:04:15):
was I don't know, it waslike nineteen sixty eight or something. So
I was young and beautiful and haddecided I was going to go as a
pirate. And I had a specialoutset made for the show in Los Angeles.
And what I had was I hadsilver platform boots with two inch soles.
I had black satin high waisted tentsstylin and profiling, and a black

(01:04:41):
satin pirate shirt with blass bead buttonson it. Are Hi, everybody,
I'm Steve Miller, gonna play IAm the Gangster of Love. I Am
the Gangster. I stopped by theTaylor to pick it up on the way
to Los Angeles, and she handsme the bag and I take it and

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I go great, and I runout and get in the airplane and we
fly to LA. You get there, it's like seven thirty. The show
starts at eight o'clock. I openup the stuff. I look at my
little outfit and I noticed that onthe back of the pants there's really not
a hook or a button. It'sjust a little loop like girls have.
Uh huh. So I put thepants on, put it on the pirate

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shirt, looked at myself in themirror, and went, yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. Watchout on stage, played a few
cords, took a deep breath,hit the first note, and my black
sat and pants fell off. Theyreally go down fast. Yeah, And
so you know, I kind of, you know, spreading my legs,

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kind of did the girdle boogie toget behind my hands and my rodies.
You know, got some black gafferstape and wrapped it around my waist and
said, good dress back up there. You did the penguin walk. So
always friends, try out those stagecostumes so you don't have a costume malfunction.
Was that what Jannis Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a wardrobe

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malfunk wardrobe. That's what is anotherrock and roll tip from Steve Miller.
Here you go, Steve Miller tellinghis wardrobe malfunction story. What the penguin
walk visual of him trying to getoff shakes? Oh god, Hey,
who want our tickets? Go seeten C C Mark Anderson in Miss Squirt.

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I MEANSQUI close enough Mark Anderson inthe squirt. See I'm gonna do
it now? All right? Itold you tomorrow is gonna be Fun with
Music Day. I've got some songsI haven't played for you yet. You
gotta mash up, of course,I gotta mash up all. We've got
to mash up on Fun with MusicDay, don't you know? Well?
You know, the Bow and Themshow not the only show giving away great

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tickets this week. Our own JeffK has your shot of tickets to see
Deep Purple when they come to townAugust Nineteenthy're gonna play Dicky Serena in Fort
Worth, And if you want togo, then make sure you tune into
Jeff K when he opens up thelone star ticket window. He'll do that
around four forty five this afternoon righthere on Dallas Fort Word's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five. Well,at least you got one left in you

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when you go Dallas Forest Classic Rocklone Star ninety two five. You know,
Mick Jagger has been going to someof the Olympic events, And there's
a picture on Facebook says you knowyou're a gen zer when you're sitting right
next to Mick Jagger and your facesin your phone and you don't even know
it. Everybody around him is lookingat their phone. Yeah, and Mick

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Jagger's right there, yep, andnobody notices He's the only one paying attention
to the Summer Olympic Games. Sothey're not even paying to the game that
they probably paid a pretty penny toget into. Yep. You know.
No, they want to sit thereand mess with their phones. And there's
Mick Jagger right next to you,and you have no idea. You probably
wouldn't recognize him if you looked upand saw him. Lord, but you

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got here as quick as you could. It's not your fault, what age
you are. Your mama got herpanties off as fast as you could when
the time came. But no,I just thought that was amazing. That
was Mick Jagger's right next to youand youthing. Would you pool a little
even see nothing? It's pitiful.Let's talk time wasters here. Well,
we've got some good ones up onthe bow and them show page at lone

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star ninety two to five dot com. So with ten shows already under his
belt on the Best of All World'sTour, Sammy Hagar couldn't be more pleased
with the way it's going. I'mso happy, overjoyed with what we're doing
with this band. I'm the bestof All Worlds fans and this started off
as a Sammy Himer Legacy tour andit's ended up a band. I don't

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know what to say other than Idon't think anyone could do a better job
of what we're doing at this timeand history in our lives. We lost
Steady, so Mikey and I andthese guys chasing chill Ray, we're just
out there keeping the music live andlive. I hope you're enjoying as much
as word see. Sammy just likesdoing it. Yeah, he just really

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loves to play, and I getit. They did have a little hiccup
Monday night at their show outside ofCleveland, Ohio. There was a power
outage with the main speakers while theywere on stage, so Sammy let us
sing along during Kabba Wabbo and usedthe stage ams. They did a little
jam until the situation was resolved.Quick thinking on Sammy's part, he posted

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a video the backstage jam before theshow. We have that video up and
some other videos that Sammy has beentaking from the road, including one where
he splits his pants backstage. TheBest of All Worlds tour comes to dose
Aki's Pavilion August twenty second. Hopefullyfingers crossed. We're gonna have some tickets
to give away before the show actuallygets to the town. Reminds me of

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that story Steve Miller told about Yeahsplitting. Yeah, maybe they'll make Steve
feel better. Yeah. Speaking ofshows coming to North Texas, def Leppard
will be here along with Journey andthe Steve Miller Band on August twelfth.
They're gonna play low blight Field.Well. Def Leppard has a little behind
the scenes of their tour for us. They posted a video recapping the shows
in Chicago and Detroit and journeys.Jonathan Caine paid a surprise visit to the

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame onMonday. It was to commemorate Journey Fan
Day, which was yesterday. Healso wanted to check out his nineteen eighty
one Yamaha C seven red piano,nicknamed the Whale, since it is now
on display at the Rock and RollHall of Fame. We have photos and
a video courtesy of the Rock Hall, and the full story is up on
our page if you want to checkthat out. Chances of Fleetwood Mac ever

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performing again are slim to none,so they've gone back into the concert archives
for another concert release. This time, it's twenty two songs taken from two
shows at the Forum in California innineteen eighty two during their tour in support
of their album from that year,Mirage. It's called Mirage Tour eighty two,

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and it's going to be out Septembertwenty. We have all the details
on this box set up on ourpage, plus an unreleased version of Don't
Stop we have that up on ourpage as well. Well. This was
eighty two. They were still ridinghigh. Yes, good show, Yes,
finally sure. Simone Biles and TeamUSA won the gold yesterday at the
Summer Olympics in Paris and women's gymnastics, but Pommeohorse Guy from the men's team

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is the internet's new favorite athlete afterhis show stopping pommelhorse routine on Monday Night.
There are so many memes. Evenbefore he got on the pommel horse,
there was a meme of him becausehe was like sitting back with his
eyes closed. He said he wasmeditating, but most people thought that he
was asleep. So they even havea song about pommelhorse Guy. And we've

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got the video up on the Bowand Them show page at lone star ninety
two to five dot com. Heyguys, I'm writing this song, but
I've run out of litrics. Whydon't we just go no, no,
no, no, okay, yeah, that'll work. And that's a true

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story. No it's not. Ijust may it. We'll know better than
to take me for what I say. But it makes sense. Yeah,
what makes sense? Yeah, exactlylike the guy who wrote I read this.
The guy who wrote the song.Isn't it loverly? Yeah? He
couldn't figure out how to end thesong, so the song ends with loverly,

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loverly, loverly. Okay, I'lljust repeat what it did, and
it works work the shortcut. Well, we had fun today. Yeah,
we learned a lot too. Yes, we always learn a lot, and
we may learn a lot when wedo our after show decompression session. What
we'll talk about, I don't know. I mean usually we'll have to look

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up the answer to questions. Butif you have a question you want to
pose, well we'll try and lookit up. Yeah. Are we talking
about the Olympics. I was rivetedby the Olympics yesterday. Oh, what
did you watch? I watched thewomen's gymnastics. I watched swimming. This
is like fascinating to me. Youcan get into it. Yeah, then
then you kind of get to where, Okay, do something you know,

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Okay, all right, I'm waiting. Impress me. I love how these
people are going viral for the stupidestthings, like the guy that had the
dad Bob and the ugly speedo justStarre Bob the cap Catcher. Yeah,
oh, and Snoop Dogg and Flavorflav are hysterical. There's such huge fans

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who knew there's a I haven't watchedit yet, but who was it?
The guy that won all the medalsin swimming? Michael Felt. Michael Phelps.
He's teaching Snoop Dogg how to swim, Yes, because apparently Snoop Dogg
didn't know how to swim. Yeah, and Michael has a little bit of
weed background in his history too,so I'm not surprised to saying it out

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with Snoops. I've shared this youbefore. Bo and Carlos Mencilla was in
the studio and I showed him thepicture. My nephew, Christopher looks just
like Michael Felts and whenever he goesto clubs in Austin or to restaurants,
they always want to take a picturewith him, and I'll give him free
drinks so he takes it. It'sa yeah, yeah, I'm Michael felt
Cher picture in the Decompression Flavor flavhe found out that the women's water polo

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team was having to work like twothree jobs just so they could make their
way to Paris. He underwrote themthe whole thing. Oh yes, he's
sponsoring the women's water polo team.What a guy, What a guy.
And then the men's polo water poloteam they signed up Snoop dog for their
representatives. Yeah. Crazy, Itall works out for everybody in the end.

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All right, Tomorrow is fun withmusic Day, and up next is
are after show decompression sessions, sotune not in for that and we'll see
you tomorrow. I ave