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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you ready to start off following music day
with a sick one? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I met this guy and he had a really cute stage.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We talked a little.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Then he asked me back to his page, and then
to my surprise, he invited eight other guys.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Before I knew it, they all lined up and then
they did me.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Before I knew it, they all lined.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Up and then they did me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
When they all finished, I wanted to do it again,
asked him this time, could he call up more of
his friends.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He'd see what he could do.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
The count was twenty two.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Before I knewis, they all lined up and then they
did me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Before I knew it, they.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
All lined up and then they did me.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
They did me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
In a way I have.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Never been done before, in the front, the side, and
even in the back door.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
After all of that, you would think I'd be too song,
just the opposes. I asked him to get ten more,
and then, to my surprise, I was gonna do thirty
two yards.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Before I knew it, they all lined up and then
they did me. Before I knew it, they all lined
up and then they did me. Before ignu it, they
all lied and then I did.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Before knew it.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They all lined up and they did me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, that's what happens at s m U sometimes.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Do you know what, if you didn't listen to the lyrics,
it sounded so sweet NASO, Yeah right, yeah, it did.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, if you didn't listen to the lyrics, but you
really couldn't help but listen to the lyrics. And you
didn't warn us. I told you, yes you did. I
said you want to hear a sick one to start
out the show, and you said okay, And then they.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Did say, somebody get that lady an ice pack or.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Two kind of blows out, and then he kissed me
right out of the water, right out of the water.
See this way, because we're almost Friday, it is fun
with music Day. I gotta mash up for you. You'll
and I know, and we'll celebrate some songs of some
birthdays of some very famous people here as we celebrate today. Yes,
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Spider Man Day. Oh I love it. Spider Man. Spider
Man does whatever Spider can. Mister Peter Parker, one of
the most famous comic book characters of all time, made
his debut in the August nineteen sixty two edition of
Amazing Fantasy comic Book of Course, put out by Marvel Comics,
was dated August first, the day we celebrate Spider Man Day.
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Al Right, it's also National Girlfriend's Day. That kind of
girlfriend or another kind of girlfriends. Well, because you have
your girlfriends. As far as me, I don't have one,
don't need one. Plus I don't want to be smothered
in my sleep by Debruh. It's mostly a day when
all you girls get together and probably talk about how
bad us guys are. Okay, okay, yes, I love celebrating that.
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This World Wide Web Day. We use it every day
and it's just not for porn anymore. National Playball Day, Well,
the Rangers may be in a slump, but they'll get
rolling soon. By the way, me and my son Clayton
are going to the Rangers Red Sox game on Saturday
to watch them.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, man, finally, I hadn't been to a Rangers game
all year since your accident.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's right, that's right. National Raspberry Cream Pie Day actually
sounds pretty yummy. Yeah, I'll give it a try. It
also sounds kind of dirty after this, a little bit dirty.
National IPA Day celebrated to increase appreciation for one of
the world's most popular types of craft beer, the India
pale Ale, commonly known as IPA. That kind of beer
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is a little bitter, but oh you'll get you tore
up from the floor up because it'sained more alcohol than
regular beer. Yeah, but I'm not a big fan of it.
It's also National Respect for Parents' Day. They are doing
their best to raise you right so you don't end
up in prison. So give mom and dad their props today.
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And this day makes it even more ironic because it's
also International Child Free Day. Yeah, be glad didn't wear
a rubber or you wouldn't be here. And you know what,
We're in a new month, that's right, We're damn. We're
into August already. The August Dog is here. Yes, where
we celebrate admit your happy month, Family Fun Month, Maine
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Lobster Month, National Catfish Month, Okay, National I Exam Month,
National Golf Month, National Picnic Month, National Sandwich Month, Peach Month,
Romance Awareness Month, and water quality month. Damn. And this
week is International clown Week. I will celebrate all week long. Yes,
we'll celebrate all them things now. And also we're gonna
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give away more tickets to see def Leppard Journey in
the Steve Miller Band Globe Life Field August twelve. And
since it's fun with music day, I thought, Rashi, we
did some game show themes, Yes, we've done movie themes. Yeah,
so I thought TV themes. Oh, excellent, the TV show
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that started in the seventies and ended in the eighties.
You tell me what it is and I will give
you those tickets. All right, But wait, there's more. We
have tickets to see ten CC in concerts at the
Majestic Theater in Dallas on Friday, August the.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Ninth, and that'll be at eight forty in the lone
Star ticket windows.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, buddy, And we got sports of all sorts coming up.
We'll do a quick rundown of what happened at the Olympics,
Cowboys practice and all paths and a couple of other
twisted things when the sports world kind of coincides with
the freaking fool of five. Always intense. So if we're
ready and ready or not, let's do the morning stretch,
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right they get ready for this Onslaught of the six
Oh lord, awesome? Alright you already, yes, rare, because we
gonna do it to it. Let's try not just throw
it up. All right, we got time. Well like mockus,
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I'm tnt Birthday Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two. Hey,
guess what at six thirty This time versus Sports of
all Swords brought to you by the Wheel Hype Law Firm.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, here's what happened yesterday at the Paris Olympics. US
swimming star Katie Ladecki won her eighth Olympic gold medal,
triumphing in the fifteen hundred meter freestyle and tying the
record for the most gold medals by a US woman. Yeah,
but I'm join the men's division. I heard her. Oh
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my gosh.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Not just the Italian swimmer Thomas Chacne, but have you
guys seen French diver Jules Boyet.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh that's the I went to Big Schlog.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
They she called him tools bolts. My shit, that's gotta
be packed. It's a gold medal for that one. Anna,
you're reading. Glasses are steaming up. Okay. The stars studied
US men's basketball team cruise to women over South Sudan
after nearly losing to them. Earlier this month, during an
exhibition game, the US women's soccer team beat Australia two
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to one, advancing to play Japan in the quarterfinals. And
after days of water quality concern caused by heavy rains
last week put the swimming portion of the Olympic Triathlons
in doubt, the women doth in Sane River early Wednesday,
followed by the men a few hours later. Nobody died,
so I guess the water is okay. Paris Benegos of
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the US one silver in the women's BMX competition after
a five time world champion, Hannah Roberts no relation crashed
out on both of her runs and filled the medal.
Cocoa goff lost in the women's doubles at the Parents
olymp one day after her tearful exit.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Man, we were expecting so much from her. Bless her heart,
oh well. Scotti Scheffler from North Texas picked a good
time to remodel his golf room at his home in Dallas,
an office where he keeps trophies and a master's green jacket,
special memorabilia, and.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Space to tinker with his golf clubs. He started winning
and then winning.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Some more this year He collected six PGA Tour trophies
through June, the most of anyone since Arnold Palmer in
nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
An Olympic gold medal.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Sure would be a nice addition, and it wouldn't even
take up that much room. Now, that's what Scheflers set
out to do at Le Golf Nacionale, where the men's
competition starts today, it's already underway with its strongest field
since golf returned to the Olympic program back in twenty sixteen. Scheffler,
the number one player in golf since May of last year,
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leads a sixty man field that features the top seven
players in the world ranking. He is the favorite, as
he has been all year, although he now faces a
very significant challenge from PGA and British Open champion Xander
chofull A.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I call him soux Fla because that's.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
What exactly that that helps Xander Souefla. He is seeking
his second straight gold medal.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That don't walk real bad around him, or he may fall.
Remember when your mom said, don't don't walk real hard
to kitchen the fu flail falls. Don't slam the door.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Don't slam the door, especially the oven door more excitement
from the paras Olympics team. Great Britain swimmer Luke green
Bank suffered a heartbreaking exit in the man's two hundred
meter backstro of competition in the paras Olympics. He was
disqualified for breaking a little known rule in the pool.
Green Bank, who claimed bronze in the event three years
ago Tokyo, Japan, appeared to win his heat in convincing
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fashion from laye number one, blowing away the rest of
the field to seemingly seal the semi final spot. However,
his joy soon turned to despair after he was found
to be guilty of swimming too far under the water.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
After they dive into the water, they're only supposed to
go at there's a red line at the bottom of
the pool, and you're supposed to come up out of
the water before you get to that red line.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Huh that's so sad.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah, fifteen meters remaining, failing to break the surface before
the red markers on the lane ropes ding penalty flag.
The official rule states the competitors can at travel more
than fifteen meters under the water, a rule green Bank
broke by a matter of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Inches itches after his final turn. As long as we're
talking about swimming, During recent interviews, Olympic swimmers admitted to
some stuff we've assumed was going on all along. Yes,
they piss in the pool when they gotta go eww.
This is because it takes the swimmers about twenty minutes
to get into their high tech, skin tight swimsuits, and
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they're hydrating to the max right up until race time.
So when they gotta go, they gotta go right there
in the pool. So if they're kind of sitting in
the water after for a race and you see him go,
that's what they're doing. They're relieving themselves. Now that you
know Olympics swimmers pee in the pool, are you now
willing to admit that you do it too? Sure? Yeah?
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Or do you refuse to admit it and suggest to
us that you get out of the pool to relieve
yourself every time? No matter what, if you said yes,
I wouldn't have believed you anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
I hope those people that always say that they have
some special chemical that if you do pee in the pool,
it'll turn purple around your purple cloud.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I peed in the pool a lot, and I've never
seen it. I know, I think it's a myth. I
would own it if I did. Don't better not get
around me. Okay, let's talk baseball.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
The Texas Rangers are limping back home to Arlington after
a forgettable one to five road trip in which they
were outscored by the Toronto Blue Jays and Saint Louis
Cardinals forty one to nineteen. The Cardinals sent the Rangers
home with a ten to one beat down yesterday afternoon
at Bush Stadium. I loved what Randy Galloway posted online
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yesterday bo He said, a lot of things went bad today.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You score one and lose.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
This is to be expected nearly one hundred percent of
the time. Whatever disease the Yankees had last year must
have been transmitted to this year's Rangers couldn't score with
a one hundred dollars bill on Harry Hines. The Rangers
are off today and then tomorrow open a weekend series
against the Boston Red Sox at globelf Field. First pitch
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tomorrow will be at seven oh five. You and Clayton
will be at the Saturday game.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Absolutely wish off to Foxnard, California. Gets you caught up
on your Dallas Cowboys in training camp. They saw some
real football at training camp yesterday. The players put full
pads on for the first time since camp started, and
then they had those extra helmet pads on that make
them look real goofy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
To see those makes their helmet look like kind of
a dark marshmallow or something. It looking from the Fantastic Four. Yes,
looks like Ben Grimm.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
It's something that people wear if they're scared of having
seizures in public.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Well, the NFL says you should are those during practice,
so just team they just look goofy.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Yeah, they do enough damage when it's game time. This includes,
but it's not limited to rookies like Marshawn Neeland of
the second round draft pick out of Western Michigan, is
being asked to fill in for Sam Williams, he had
a season ending knee injury just a couple of days ago.
And first round draft pick Tyler Geiton practiced at left
tackle yesterday. Coach Mike McCarthy said it's time to see
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what these young players can do now. Cornerback Trayvon Diggs
was also on the field yesterday after opening camp and
on the physically unable to perform list only onfortunate.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Because he doesn't have to practice just yet. Yeah, but
he's hanging out.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Dig spent nearly a year recovering from a knee injury
before the team's medical staff cleared him. McCarthy said he
and his staff are happy to have the pro bowler
back in action, and yesterday's Cowboys practice is dedicated to
first responders and members of the US military during Heroes
Appreciation Day. The Cowboys first preseason game.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
One week from Sunday. Yes, here comes Brother Bus. But
we actually got some real football tonight.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Since nineteen sixty two, the NFL held its annual Pro
Bowl Hall of Fame Game as the official kickoff of
the NFL season. This year's edition features the Houston Texans
and the Chicago Bears. This will be the second appearance
by the Texans and the sixth for the Bears. The
game is held during Enshrinement week for the Pro Football
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Hall of Fame. Each year, the Hall of Fame Game
features two teams with inductees in the current year's Hall
of Fame class. There's some from the Bears and some
from the Texans. The game kicks off tonight at seven
o'clock from Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Kenton, Ohio.
It will be broadcast live on ESPN and ABC. Any
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cable streaming service that carries ESPN or ABC will also
carry the game. Seven players will be inducted in the
Pro Football Hall of Fame this weekend. Dwight Freeni, a
defensive end, Randy gradishar linebacker, Devin Hester, wide receiver and kicker,
Andre Johnson a wide receiver. Steve McMichael, defensive tackle for
the Bears who had a wrestling career. Yes, he was
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a wrestler for a while. Julius Pepper's a defensive end,
and Patrick Willis a linebacker. They will be enshrined on
Saturday when the NFL Network as a one hour special
beginning at eight o'clock on ESPN. And there's a big
push in the city of Grand Prairie for students to
learn the world's second most popular sport, cricket. I know
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they're going to jam this down your throat whether you
like it or not, and it's so difficult to understand. Well,
Like I say, Jimmy and Randy and I went to
a game and we went, Okay, I understand it, but
it kind of sucked.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Randy did his homework for like a whole week. Yeah,
went to the game with you guys and still didn't
get it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Still a head scratcher. Grand Prairie is home to the
Tucks of Super Kings in texas only Major League cricket facility.
It also hosted games during the International Cricket Council's Men's
T twenty World Cup. Yesterday, about two hundred Grand Prairie
ISD coaches and physical education teachers were invited to learn
more about the game at Grand Prairie Stadium. The idea
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is for them to eventually go back to their schools
and teach their students how to play cricket. Yesterday's event
was hosted by the International Cricket Council, whose goal is
to have one million young people playing the sport in
the US by twenty twenty eight. Like I say, they're
gonna ram it down your throat when you want it
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or not.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I like when they started teaching kids how to play
soccer and how soccer is huge.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeh, Texas, So who do all right? The freaking full
file Next on the Bow and Them Show, Dallas Hotors,
Classic Rockalone Star ninety two five Journey and Our Mash
up for the morning is coming up moment entarily, But
we got this little piece of business to get out
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of the way. It's time for the freaking fool file.
Now you better brace yourself for this one, because I'm
gonna get the gross one out of the way first. Oka,
a thirty one year old man in Vietnam, suffered severe
pain after stuffing a live eel up his anus, which
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led the eel to try to bite its way out
of his large intestine. Oh it gets worse. Horrified medics
discovered the twenty six inch long eel through an X
ray and initially failed to remove it. Why because the
patient also had a lemon shoved up his own Oh why, why?
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's what I'm thinking. So this guy stuffed an eel
up his fudge tunnel and then shoved a whole lemon
up there so the eel wouldn't get out so he
could have his giky fun. Okay. Surgeons had to cat
a big hole in his abdomen to extract the eel,
and then remove the lemon by manipulating it back through
his pinus until it popped out the other end. Then
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they began stitching up the hole in his intestine and
cleaning out all the equal matter. Okay, look at the eel.
I guess they cleaned him up already, and there's the lemon.
That's a long ass eel right there. Good out treatment.
He would have died, but he'll now have to live
with a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.
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All this for a cheap sexual thrill, which the guy
denied at first. He initially told doctors the eel must
have crawled up my butt while I was asleep.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
He then fessed up as to why he did it
when doctor said, well, what about that lemon you had
in your too? Said okay, I who thinks of that stuff?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I know, but he is forced to make a PSA.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'm from Vietnam. Kids, don't stick lemons and eels up
you at Thank you very much. This is how they're
talking to hey talk cut of course, the can of Vietnam.
How did y'all. I won't tell y'all about something y'all
better not do. By God, hoach you me in city.
Don't let a twenty six inch eel up your ass
and put a lemon in there to keep him in,
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because it's not going in well for you. Now let
me go empty my colossomy bag here.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Okay, let's talk police chases in Florida, Flora. Not all
police chases are high speed chases, as cops in Lakeland, Florida,
can tell you. According to a post on the Polk
County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, a deputy noticed a man
acting suspiciously and approached him. But before the deputy could
reach the guy, the man hopped on a motorized Walmart
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scooter and tried to make a run for it at
an average speed of about two miles per hour. He
didn't get far before deputies cut him off and stopped him. Now,
deputies questioned him and found him in possession of several
packages of jewelry and handheld game devices which had been
reported stolen from a nearby Walmart, which also happens to
be where he stole the motorized scooter. The man was
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arrested and charged with grand theft, petty theft, and unlawful
possession of a shopping cart. I guess that's what the
scooter is, right. The man told police that he didn't
steal the shopping cart, he was just gonna use it
for a few days and then bring it right back.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
But according to the employees.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
At the walmart where mister Genius borrowed it from, the
motorized cart was stolen two months before.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So he rode the motorized cart up to the walmart
he stole it from. Yes, the steal games. People just
don't think their crimes through Sometimes, what balls? Why do
we have the freaking rulephile?
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Here over to Tennessee where a gas clerks landed in
big freaking trouble after he allegedly stole a winning lottery
ticket with a million bucks from a customer.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
He just sold it to the son of a bits.
This is in Murphrey's bro Tennessee. Nice spot by the way.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Twenty three year old customer walks into the store. He
purchases two to twenty dollars scratch offs, okay, not to
save time. He simply scratched off the bar code and
handed them to the clerk. In other words, he said,
I trust you to tell me if.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I want any money. You're not. Oh, that's mistake number one. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
The clerk, mer Patel, checked them both. Okay, check number one.
It was a winner. Forty dollars paid the customer out.
The second one he checked it. Oh my god, he
just won a million dollars. So he lied to the
guy and he threw it in the trash.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Nothing always supposed to ask for it back.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Once a customer left a store, Petel knew the second
ticket was a winner. He took the other ticket out
of the trash and one million bucks. But Patel bought
the ticket to the state lottery office to claim the prize.
He didn't realize that lottery officials don't just hand over
a million dollars. There was a vetting process, and after
doing a little research and learning that he works for
the store that sold the ticket, red flag started getting
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thrown onto the field. So they reviewed the in store
surveillance video and they saw this tie. Oh, this awful
scheme that this guy tried to pull off and putting it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
In the garbage and oh the poor guy.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Investigators were also able to identify and track down the
rightful winner of the jackpot and informed him, you, sir,
are actually a millionaire. That dude lied to you. Now, Patel,
the clerk is charged with theft. He's doing court next
week in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
If they busted him because they saw him on video
going yeah, oh well, here's an unidentified woman from Mayfield Heights, Ohio,
phil victim to an unusual scam that cost her six
grand and her dignity. Reportedly, the scam started with a
call from someone telling her they'd been fraudulent activity related
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to her bank account. She was then told that the
money would be stolen if she didn't move it to
another account, so she transferred six thousand dollars to a
fake account. The money was transferred and then deposited into
an unknown checking account, thereby making the money officially laundered.
Then the woman got home, she received a FaceTime call
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from the same scammer who was posing as a bank
employee and told her that they had to do a
full body scan that was needed to verify her identity
due to a failed transaction. She was told by the
fake bank employee to take off all her clothes and
spin around in circles until they told her to stop.
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Tell me she didn't do it. She did it, She
did it. It wasn't until she heard the scammer laughing
his ass off that she finally realized.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It was all a hope.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Now, let me just say this, if I was a scammer,
I would have started laughing too. I probably wouldn't have
been able to contain myself. This scammer went too far. Yeah,
he went too far.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, because he could have had the six thousand dollars,
but no, he had to see her naked.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You see your naked and watch your spin around in circles,
and she did it. Lord, Lord, Lord, have mercy. All right,
mash up time coming up on the ball of.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Them, Joe, Yes, stick around for the mashup and coming
up next hour. Bow has a devious way for you
to win tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller Band. They're headed to Globe lie Field in
Arlington Monday, August twelfth, and you could be there. You
just have to guess the TV theme song. We're gonna
give away those tickets around seven point fifty.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
So keep it on.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
The Bow and Them show on Dallas for Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Lone Star Traffic Dallas Worst Classic Rock Loans Star ninety
two five. All right, mashup time. What are we going
to mash up? Twenty five or sixty four by Chicago?
To be careful? How about Black Sabbath? No way.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Alright, what Suprise.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Set in Classic.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
F five O sixteen, not.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Love You Flee, Tack to the South.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sixt what that's set four.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Chicago and Black Sabbath. Then they said it couldn't happen.
You're welcome bo in them show Dallas Horse Classic Rock
Alone Star ninety two five. We're fixing to give away
Deaf Leopard Journey and Steve Miller band tickets, and it
just so happens. Today is Deaf Leopard's lead singer, Joe
Elliott's sixty fifth birthday. And whenever I would play that
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song when Jimmy was still on the show, he'd want
me to play this song. So I'm gonna do it
in honor of Joe Elliott's sixty fifth birthday. We're going
to ruin one of his songs, Enterprise Spuck Here.
Speaker 13 (30:33):
He's Joe green, blooded, boken, logical dude, living long and
prospering in a mind mal mood. He's with Kirk Bolescotti
or her checkob on a five year track and if
you have a.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Messing mom, he'll just pinch your neck.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
It was.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Who lose at the Well?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Corkcat says with aliens, Je.
Speaker 14 (31:07):
Put On, he used to big do she you now,
Doctor McCall, he's not in a panic.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Tell it, jim I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Met me up Scot to the surprise, and.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
What Jason star and saying, hell, let's hit, let's get,
let's get, let's get spine.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
I'm not capable of that emotion.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get spot. He's
at bodies forbodies. Come on, let's him, let's him, let's get,
let's get spine three.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And goes off my scale, captain.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Let's stare, let's get, let's get, let's get.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Spin most still logical reaction.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Let's get, let's see, let's get. Let's yes, Spot.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You're out of your fucking mind, logically, flawlessly logical.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let let's get, let's get, let's get spot.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
Suck out, letty, let's get, let's get spot.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
It is so much stimulating.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And see now you know why Jimmy would want me
to play that song when I play Let's Get Rock
by def Lepper. No one loves star Trek more than
Jim White, I know. And he'll be doing that for
all the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh yeah, by the.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Way, today August first we made it to August. Well,
on this date in nineteen eighty one, remember what happened?
Video Killed the Radio start MTV was born. The cable
channel was showed only music videos. I remember back then
guided along the VJ that was launched at twelve o
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one a m. I remember I was working in Minneapolis
at the time. The first video aired was video Killed
the Radios by the Buggle the Bugles, Yes, followed by
You Better Run by Pat Benattar. That was number two,
good choice, She Won't Dance with Me by Rod Stewart.
Number three, Number four was you Better, You Better, You
Bet by the Who But Wait. Number five was Little
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Susie's on the Up by PhD. I don't even remember that.
I've never heard that either. How about we Don't Talk
Anymore by Cliff Richard was number six Brass and Pocketed.
Number seven by the Pretenders Time Heels by Todd Rungren
where Durant I used to see they weren't around yet.
They weren't around until later. Yes, Number nine was Taken
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on the Run by Ario Speedway and number ten Rocking
the Paradise by Stix. All right, I mean, even in
case this comes up in Final Jeopardy and you're on contestants.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
I should have worn my MT Satin jacket that I
still have to this day and it's still fished.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Really you got one of those. I know exactly what
you're talking about. Where'd you steal it from MTV? Sent
it to me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Really?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yes, no damn jacket.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Did you guys watch night Flight before empty?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I love Night Flight.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
We would stay up on Friday night until two in
the morning when it was over and write down every
video that we saw.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And not only would they show video, they would show
clips of really really bizarre movies. Yes, they would. They
were weird and it was late at night because it
was for the stoners. Come on, folks, Yes, night Flight, man,
I love night Flight.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Bring it back.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It's an It's on streaming now you can. You can
get a streaming version of nighte Flight.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah. I think it's like an actual app. Oh okay,
is it the original night Flight or is it a revamp?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
It's the old fuzzy footage with that logo and yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I like that all right. Like I say, in just
a little while, we're gonna give away tickets to def
Leppard Journey and Steve Middle Band coming to Globe lie
Field on August twelfth. But next another installment of did
you Know? Next on the bow and them showing Dallas
Hortor's classic rock lone Star ninety two Guy, Round and
(35:13):
round we go? Where we stopped? I don't even know?
And I'm pushing the buttons. Jeez. Coming up, we have
tickets to Zay Deth Lever, Journey, Steve Miller Band and
it being fun with music Day. You're going to have
to identify a TV theme song. Now, you did give
us a hint. You said it was from the seventies
and it rapper. No, No, it started in the late
eighties and ran part the way into the nineties. Oh okay, okay,
(35:37):
so it's it's yeah, it's our Wait a minute, maybe
it started in Yeah, started in eighty nine and ran
into the nineties. All right, that's all the hit I'm
gonna give you. Maybe it won't be that hard. No,
I think you'll proud of get it. I'm not that
devious today after messing your mind up with that meg
up here. But now guess what it is? Time to
(35:59):
smart jwish Medion and to educate you and iota because
it's time for Did you know, now this is not
gonna help you get a college degree, but you might
win a bar bet. Here's an amazing fact you didn't know.
For example, did you know Clerksdorp spheares are these strange
objects that have been dug up near Autostahl in South Africa.
(36:25):
These spherical objects are billions of years old, and no
one has been able to fully explain the markings on
the sides or exactly what they are. I guarantee you
they're from some outer space alien civilization. Dinosaur turds. Dinosaur
turds don't have etchings on the side, you know of.
(36:48):
They have anal marks on them, but they don't have
skin labeled dinosaur poop. Could be? Could be? Did you
know before there were alarm clocks, there were people that
were called lockers up. I know it sounded like no
knockers up were guys who were hired to shoot dried
(37:09):
peas from a blowgun at people's window in order to
wake them up in the morning. Dam many evil alarm clocks.
Uh huh? Did you know people in Spain used to
employ a form of torture called the Spanish donkey. The
victims had to sit high up, straddling on a pointed
(37:31):
board of spikes with knives on them. While torturers tried increasingly,
they would put heavy weights on their legs until it
went through bad. You know, humans can think up some
really foul stuff. Spanish inquisition. I guess, did you know?
Like many ancient royalty, King Tut's parents were related, they
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were actually brother and sister. Wow. According to DNA taken
from his mummified body, he was also disabled and probably
had malaria, which is what may be killed him. Like
I say, this isn't earth shattering stuff. I just think
you should know. I'm still stuck on his brother and sisters.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
I know, true.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, Thanksgiving was kind of uncomfortable. Did you know? During
the Great Depression, people often made their clothes out of
potato sacks. Now, seeing this, potato distributors started making their
sacks more colorful to help people remain at least somewhat
fashionable during the Great Depression.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
They started having like little floral designs on them.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Did you know. On June twentieth, nineteen forty, Soviet archaeologist
uncovered the tomb of Timberlane, a descendant of Ginghis Khan.
There was a warning inscription on the tomb which read,
whoever opens my tomb will unleash an invader more terrible
than I. Well they opened it anyway. Two days later
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you know what happened? Germany invaded the Soviet You oh wow,
the lost ar Yes, it is kind of only nobody's
faces melted away at this time. During all right, def
Lepper Journey and Steve Miller tickets next Dallas Ft Worst
Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five, all right, time
(39:28):
to give away some tickets tickets to def Leppard, Journey
and the Steve Miller Band, which you gotta admit, that's
a pretty good bill. Oh man, that is an awesome
three concerts in one night exactly two bad it's on
a Monday night. Otherwise we'd all three be there. But
it's like they thought, we don't want them to be here,
but let's book it up. Saday, that Morning Show and
(39:50):
Lone Star. They don't have Monday after day great Monday,
so they can sit home and beat off or whatever
they want to do. So since it's with music Day,
I'm going to play you a TV theme song. You
guess the theme song, and I will give you these
tickets and like I say this rand It started in
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nineteen eighty nine and ran into the nineties. Eighty nine. Okay,
it was on ABC TV. All right, right, all right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven
one nine two five? Tell me the name of this
TV show? I know some of you watched it. God,
(40:53):
y'all look so blant. Do you have any hints other
than it started in nineteen eighty nine. Well, the the
guy who played the father of the main character on
this show recently passed away within the last week.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
Oh have no.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, it an got it. So that was a good hints,
Yes it was, Yes, it was. Let's see if it
helps anybody him. All right, Boe and them, show tell
me what TV show that is?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
No clue?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I watch no Clue on ABC TV. Boeing them show
tell me what TV theme that is?
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Is that the howser.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Doogie Houser, or as we used to call him, dookie House. Yes.
In fact, his one of his co stars was Miam Block.
She is on the show Big Bang Theory. Yes, and
she hosted Jeopardy a couple she.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
Was on Blossom. Oh that's right, she was on blod
Beaches too. Oh, the young Bett Middler character.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wait a minute, she was also in the horror movie Pumpkinhead?
What she really?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You was good movie. Now we're going off here. Okay,
you got the tickets? Who is this John Jonathan? Hang
on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Okay, al right, it, alright,
it I knew somebody headed Annabel just right off the ball.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
Well when you gave me that hint, I ain't here
all right, Dan, The winning is just beginning.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Here on the Bow and Them Show.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Next hour, we're going to open up that lone Star
ticket window to give away tickets to see ten CC
in concert at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Friday.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
August ninth.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
That's coming up at eight forty right here on the
Bow and Them Show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Two five, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Do you know? Do you know that today would have
been Jerry garcia eighty second birthday?
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Missed that dude died nineteen ninety five, like just days
before his you know he had he was born on
this day and he died August ninth.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Right, Really yes, that was pretty close. But you know,
every time I think about Jerry Garcia, I think about
this little song. I think about this little song right
came up.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
Mama was a deadhead, daddy's brains were fried. They named
me Casey Jones. At bird My pambers were all tied eyed.
My first toys were all worn out bom and beat
up hacky sacks. Had the Jerry Garcia coloring book that
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said color all of Jerry's clothes black.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
My first taste.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Of candy was a coconut granol le bar, and Mama
would have rock me to sleep at night and sing
the live version of Dark Star. The neighbors would call
us burnouts and hippies, and Mom would just say cool.
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We'd ride around town in a VW bus with bumper
stickers saying the Fatman rules. We hung Frisbees on the
tree at Christmas and bick lighters at Hanakutu. We named
our kitty cat Sugary and the litter box Morning Dude.
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Because Mama wasn't dead hit and daddy's brains were fried, they.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Named me Casey Jones.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
At birth my papers were all tied down. But one
day all this bliitched out hippie life. I guess I
got under Muskia. One night, around my sixteenth birthday, I said, hey, Mom,
what a long, dumb trip it's all been. I pasted
up bury man Low pictures and dumped out the family box.
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Re recorded Mama's live bootleg cassettes with a collection of
Billy Ray Cyrus songs. It was funny up to that point. Sorry,
things had changed in my life. I ran away to
the East Coast. I was working at the beach and
going up fast, and then came a phone call from
Red Rocks, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
That Mama had breathed their last.
Speaker 8 (45:39):
It seems there had been an electrical storm at the
outdoor concert and Mama was in the middle of Port
of John. There was a bolt of lightning and a
methane explosion, but Mama was gone. Among all the cards
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on notice at the funeral home, there was one addressed
to me with trembling fingers. I opened it up because
I knew what it was gonna be. It said, Mom,
never told you the truth, son, because the vibes would
have been so bad. But you see, you were conceived
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one night backstage at the Fillmore West. I know because
I was there, signed Jerry Garcia, your dad mama wasn't dead.
Hit and daddy's brains were cried. They named me Casey
Jones apport. My pammers were tied, died.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
There you go, there you go them show. I'm sorry,
ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Who do you love?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
None of your business. But everybody's looking for someone to love.
And today is National Girlfriend Day. That's right. Everybody gotta
find a girlfriend. And sometimes you overlook the other stuff.
But I got a song about Carlo. Those of you,
they ain't found your girlfriend yet, don't worry, because they're hope.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
My letter and hokey talk took up to hole seats,
chugging mirror like water and devout that all meats. She
hollered at the bouts who made the whole mark sick.
My heart went boom, lock pig in a pancake, all
big bad, many you recite to be old with your triple.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Legs, leather and family.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
So old.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
You may be made and tough, but you stole my heart.
Speaker 9 (47:47):
In this red neck romance, we're never apart. She's got
a voice like thunder, and a laugh that's a loud
and clear when she shouts for little ribs, the cooks off, disappear,
She get onrest sola grisly and.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Still have room for fine. When she glares my way,
I just can'tain not.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Oh big bat Betty, you were sick to behold with
your triple legs, liver and a belly's so old. You
may be mean and tough, but she stole my heart.
In this red back romance, we're never.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
A part of.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh thank com and love.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
She's got tattoos of biscuits and grievey on her arm.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Her smiles count of crooked, but it's.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Part of her charm.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
When she hugs me tight, I can barely breathe, but
I never leave her, not for anything.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
You believe.
Speaker 14 (49:12):
Back that big as.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
Week dad send in the moonlight, she squashes my poor
feet with her shotgun in the truck.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Our loves are crazy feet.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
She may be large and scary, but she's my world unfurled.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
This red necklace is big bad country girl.
Speaker 9 (49:31):
Oh big bad Betty, you're recite to be whole with
your triple legs, liver and a bell.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
He's so old. You may be mean and tough, but
you stole my heart.
Speaker 9 (49:42):
In this redneck romance, we're never apart.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
So here's me and Betty in our trailer by the creek.
We're a match made in heaven or somewhere. Just stash
unique with your big old hearted and your big old laugh.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
This rednecks in love with this big ba I had
better half.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
See there's someone for everyone. By God, I got another
stupid ass song to play for you before we go.
It's fun with music day, you know. Tarren County prosecutors
sentenced a woman to life in prison for her role
in a multimillion dollar Ponzi scheme involving senior citizens. All
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prosecuted believe sixty five year old who that qualifies as
seniors edizen. Her name was Deborah May. Carter was the
one who came up with a scheme. She worked with
the man she was having an affair with, former Christian
radio host, eighty three year old William Doc Gallagher, to
steal millions from old people. There's a warm place in
(50:49):
hell for you, girl, and I bet they're dusting it
off right now. Carter would make fake documents to launder
the money they stole. A prosecutor on the case called
her the master mind behind the entire Ponzi scheme. Gallagher
was arrested for the Ponzi scheme. Old Doc. He stole
more than thirty million dollars from more than one hundred
(51:09):
and seventy retired victims. That was all they had to
live on. Oh my god, but Doc didn't do it alone,
Carter challenged Garter. Let's see. In March two twenty one,
Carter Gallagher's alleged mistress was also arrested for her role
in that, and she forged documents to keep the money
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from coming back to the victims that they stole it from.
This's is terrible. And the fact that the other guy
was a Christian radio host. You know, religion's been getting
trumped on the past couple of weeks, you know what
I mean? Yeah, taking a beating, and it's not a
good thing. Maybe that's why those church fires started.
Speaker 6 (51:48):
At least they put his name in the news though,
because normally it's local radio DJ.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Well, that's what I hope they do if I do something, yead,
local radio DJ who nobody wants to match.
Speaker 6 (52:01):
Hey, Chipotle knows how hard it can be to eat
a burrito without smudging your lipstick. Now that sounds like
a euphanimism, Oh it does. Yeah, so Chipotle is doing
something about it. The chain is teamed up with beauty
brand Wonderskin to create Lee Potle, a burrito proof lipstain
that will stay on even after you've thrown down a
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giant burrito.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Really God.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
When the innovative product is applied, it first goes on
as wacamole green in color, but then transitions to more
of a natural rose color as you continue to eat
your burrito. The product claims to be smudgeproof for up
to ten hours. Lee Potele will be available on Wonderskin's
website starting this week, and Chippotle is offering free walkamole
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with each purchase. Yeah but they only give you like
a little dollar from guacamole.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Oh yeah, well you get what you pay for.
Speaker 7 (52:56):
You're smear it on your lips. From chip A Toppo
to hch B. There a second Frisco location of HIV.
It's getting real close to opening up. I actually drove
through there thinking it was already open last night. Nope,
not quite, but it's very close. The Texas based grocer's
opening up a location at three eighty and four to
twenty three in Frisco, and that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
On August seven, just a few days away.
Speaker 7 (53:18):
Forty eight hundred Maine, where I do some shopping, opened
in September of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Grand opening events.
Speaker 7 (53:24):
Or Can feature company executive, city officials, community leaders, area
nonprofits all celebrating the occasion of a second Frisco HIB.
The granted they recently opened up a new location in Mansfield.
They broke ground on a store in Rockwall County. Shack
will be really excited about that one. And HIB has
had a presence in Dallas since one through their Central
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Market Stores branching, but only recently started opening up HIV
stores in North Texas. They got locations in Plano, Allen, Frisco, McKinney,
and Moore.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
According to HB those stores are almost too big, so
big crowded. Yeah, oh yeah, it really is a code. Well,
let the drinks flow. A North Texas bar that has
served the community for nearly thirty years has avoided its
last call thanks to some last minute help. Rick's Sports
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Bar RX I go there all the time on Main
Street in the Colony. The bar was set to close
last Saturday, but customers flooded the post sharing photos and
memories of their time spin at the bar. This is
the bar I go to all the time because it's
close to my house, so I'll still get to see Sheryl, Rocky,
Regina big d and Jonathan. They're the bartenders who courted
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me drinks and made me sandwiches for the last nine
years I've been going there. Rick general manager Alexander Tretchler
said in a statement that the restaurant's landlord Thai commercial
made it completely impossible. They wanted to ask for another
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in rent. Knowing how
important the bar is to the community, she started an
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online petition with a goal of one hundred signatures. Twelve
hundred people signed the position, including yours truly. So I'm
gonna go there today and say congratulation because they've been
seeing my dumbass in there for a long time. Save
the day. Well I didn't save the day, me and
eleven hundred other people. Crazy little expensive thing called the
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very yes, very expensive, and it's usually the guy that
suffered from it. Okay, who want our tickets? Go see
ten ccs. Jon Boy, the hammer Dog, the hammer Doll.
He's in Burlison, he said, bowl recognize this name, telling
John John Bowlla the hammer Doll, Hammer Doll, Congratulations. Sounds
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like it should be a law firm that hammer dog
the hammer. Yes, Jim Adler and the Lion Law Firm,
except he's got a dog this time. They are ready
for ten cc bro. I got another goofy song to
play for y'all. I'll bet okay because today is Spider
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Man Day. One of the most famous comic book characters
of all time, made his debut in the August edition
of Amazing Fantasy. The comic book put up by Marvel
Comics was dated August first, the day on which we
celebrate Spider Man Day. One of my favorites. And I
tell you, I don't care who does the Spider Man
theme song. Nobody does it better than the Ramones. No, man,
(56:42):
I think only one Ramone is alive these days. Yeah.
I want to say Markie, but I would have to
look at it up. I don't know down there, not sure.
You gotta admit that kicks ass. If that, if the
Ramones can't wake up doing Spider Man, you're probably dead.
Just telling you, Okay, Maya Rudolph, you know who she
is is Friday Night. She will return to Saturday Night Live.
(57:06):
To play Kamala Harris. She will have the best impersonation ever.
According to Deadline, she'll reprise her role as the vice
president up to the November fifth presidential election. She first
played Harris in September of twenty nineteen. She won an
Emmy in twenty twenty as a guest actress for that role.
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The new season of SNL kicks off in late September.
Speaker 7 (57:32):
Oh yeah, remember when she was in Bride'smaids and she
craft herself in the middle of the street in a
borrowed wedding dress.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Well. In an effort to reduce labor costs and improve
speed of service, Taco Bell is rolling out an artificial
intelligence drive through ordering. Oh god, they should have the
new systems in place at hundreds of locations by the
end of the year. Okay, get ready for more problems. No, yeah,
you not get your correct change back. And bad news
(58:04):
about uranus, not your particular anus. According to some astronomers,
we've been pronouncing uranus wrong for our entire life. Yeah right,
they say it's pronounced uranus. No it's not. No, it's
your anus. Yeah, why don't you just call it butthole? Okay,
(58:26):
it's uranus. It's not Urinus. They're just trying to make
us not laugh at that planet. Uranus is pretty gross too.
Yeah really all right, sound like puss, doesn't it? It's Uranus.
I'm sorry. Okay, Now we all know comedian and actress
(58:49):
Tiffany Hattish is half assed crazy y have you heard
about her side hustle she used to have? Yeah yeah,
On the We Play in Spades podcast, as the comedian
admitted that she used to sell her used panties online
and claim they were from halle Berry. Yeah that was smart,
(59:11):
Now that was smart. Tiffany said she'd post an ad
on Craigslisz claimed to be halle Berry's housekeeper and sell
the panties for three hundred dollars a pair. Hey, times
are tough for her, I know, but the underwear was Tiffany,
has you her fake housekeeper persona was known as Rosa Linda?
And how would they know exactly? You know, what are
(59:34):
you going to do? Call up the halle Berry's people said,
aren't he frandly?
Speaker 7 (59:37):
You fan?
Speaker 1 (59:37):
It doesn't like don't smell like her? Oh lord lord,
Now we went there and I'm not the one that
did it. She the one that did good corrupted. I
am so ashamed.
Speaker 6 (59:52):
We'll have more ten SEC tickets to give away tomorrow,
also more tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But this afternoon, Jeff k wants to hook you up with.
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Tickets to see Deep Purple at Dickey's Arena in Fort
Worth August nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Want to win.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Tune in this afternoon when Jeff opens up the lone
Star ticket window.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He's gonna do it around four.
Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Forty five this afternoon, right here on Dallas Fort Worth's
classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Lone Star nunety two five Double Vision. Well, I'll at
least wait until the weekend. That's that's restraint right there. Yes,
that's stratre. You could go to RIX today. Well, I
am gonna go buy RIX today and tell them whay
to go. Yeah, high five them.
Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
You should have your beer and your fireball shot while
you're there.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I signed the petition and now they're gonna stay open.
Come on, man, give me a tadah for that. Right
all right?
Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Hey, thank you to my cousin Tabby, who also lives
up in our area bow and she's been playing hell
to keep Rix's doors open.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Really. Tabitha loves you. So you know about Rix then? Yeah, yeah,
they got good food, They got good they always got
something on TV. And I know the bartenders by name.
I'm happy for all of y'all. Man, that's a cool place.
Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
So many great places are going by the wayside because
they're raising their rents.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, it's like crazy, price them out. They raised their
rent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Isn't that crazy?
Good Jesus, that's just lean's that's mean and greedy. Yeah.
Oh well, let's talk about time wasters. Let's see what
we got here.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Well, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two five
dot com for you today. So, the question of whether
Aerosmith will ever record again continues to provide different answers. Now,
last year, you may remember, Joe Perry told us he
was more focused on archival re issues.
Speaker 15 (01:01:45):
Uh huh, okay, Steven and I have been talking about
it and listening to the catalog and listening to the
different versions of the different songs, and we're kind of
getting excited about kind of the way Jimmy Page has
been going back and at the led Zeppelin catalog and
releasing some of the stuff that has never been released before.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So we've been kind of focusing on.
Speaker 15 (01:02:07):
That, and at the same time, every once in a
while we look at each other and go, hey, what
do you think about getting the studio again with so
much stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I won't say it will never happen, but we'll see,
we will see.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Yeah, Well, so now he's telling Rock Candy Magazine there's
definitely a possibility of new music, and Steven Tyler has,
in his words, some stuff in his back pocket. We
have the whole story and interview up for you Aerosmith
before they even get in the.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Studio, though, gotta get on tour. They got to hit
the road.
Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
They're going to resume their peace Out tour on September
twentieth in Pittsburgh, a year after starting and stopping that tour.
Remember Steven Tyler blew out his larynx three shows into
that tour.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Well that they owe us a shell here.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Yes, November ninth, which is a Saturday, that show comes
to the American Airline Center and Pink Floyd's David Gilmour
has a new album coming out September sixth. It's titled
Luck and Strange, and David has taken a unique approach
to his new album when it comes to the choir
and the orchestra. Posted a video showing them in the
recording studio. He says, although they're deliberately out of tune,
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it somehow works.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
We have that video up for.
Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
You and check out a sneak peek of the album's
opening instrumental track, black Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Here's David talking about that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
The album opens with an instrumental piece called black Cat
Chis and you playing the piano. It has some strings
on it and some nice slide guitar and a main
electric guitar played on my new favorite black strats versus
the black Cat strap. Of course, I suppose I like
to get people into the mood at the beginning of
an album by having a little piece of quiet instrumental music.
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Guess them in the mood what's to follow?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Leave me alone, I'm going to take a net now
that's what it sounds like. That gets me in the
mood for a nap. Oh yeah, I've made me sleepy
just listening to it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Well, We've got four videos that David posted to social
media that you can check out Luck and Strange once again,
out September sixth, The Grateful Dead. We talked about this
earlier because Jerry Garcia would have been eighty two today. Well,
they have yet another box set on the way, this
one Friend of the Devil's April nineteen seventy eight, a
nineteen disc collection. It's going to be out September twentieth.
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We have a video up by US Blues that's the
first single off this set. And Chicago has dug into
their archives for an unreleased concert from nineteen seventy one
and that's going to be released on September twenty seventh.
And Brian Ferry, you know him, the front man for
Roxy Music. He's going to release a new five CD
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and digital collection called Retrospective Selected Recordings nineteen seventy three
to twenty twenty three. That's going to be released on
October twenty fifth. All these music news up on our page.
And Brian Ferry also has a cover of Bob Dylan's
She Belongs to Me You want.
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
To hear It?
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
We've got that up.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
I dam Finally, I think we can all agree that
road rage is getting out of control and it's a bad,
bad thing right right, especially when it leads to violence.
But in this one case of road rage, they didn't
use their fists. Their weapon of choice was water. A
road rage incident turned into this water fight, and I
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swear it's like a clown car because they never ran
out of water to throw at each.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Other with a million bottles.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Check out the video on the Bone and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com
UFC Waterfight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's up now lone Star ninety two five. Steve Miller
on that bill with def Leppard and Journey. And you
know we got more tickets to give away on tomorrow's show,
Last Pair. Yeah, okay, and since there's three acts, you
know what I'm gonna say, are we fuster clucking? Yes,
(01:05:58):
We're gonna do a Friday fuss to cluck one from
each Okay, Okay, copy that, boss. I'll bring the ad film. Yeah,
bring because it'll scramble your head. Oh, it'll scramble your
head if I have anything to do with it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
This is the one that I just can never get.
I'll maybe hear one song in the mashup.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Well, sometimes when I'm looking at the list of what
the songs actually are I still don't hear them. Yeah,
you get the cheat sheets. I got a cheat sheets.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Oh my god it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
Randy was was just devious, But I think you're worst.
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
You getting to be just about as bad and devious
as well.
Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I'm a graduate of the school of Randy. Yeah, there
you go, there you go. Okay, tomorrow's Fried Day. I
can't wait. And up next is our after show decompression session,
where we'll just sit here and flap our jaws for
a little while and whatever you guys want to talk
about is okay with me? Talk about the Olympics some more. Yeah,
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we can do that. I know one thing. We're not
gonna make it a twenty minute one like we did yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
No, no, no, no, no, it's nap time. Yeah, it's
nap time today, especially after David Gilmore talk about his
new album Looking Strange Men that voice, I'm David.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I've got some music.
Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
To play for you.
Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
He should be hired by the guys with the apt calm.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Oh you talk us to sleep, it could work. I
love Dave, We love David Gilmour soothing voice. That clip
today was all right, then, I'm going to talk about
something that you don't really give a redcess about, but
you're going to listen because I'm David. It was like
audio xanax. That's exactly what it sounds like. So tune
(01:07:41):
in tomorrow and win you some tickets and enjoy the
madness because you only got so many brain cells and
most of them will regenerate anymore. Yes, yeah, all right,
so see on the after show and see you on
the show. Enough show, Thanks for tuning in. I aye bye,
All right, you ready to start off following music day
with a sick one? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I met this guy and he had a really cute stage.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We talked a little.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Then he asked me back to his page, and then
to my surprise, he invited eight other guys.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Before I knew it, they all lined up and then
they did me.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Before I knew it, they all lined.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Up and then they did me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
When they all finished, I wanted to do it again,
asked him this time, could he call up more of
his friends.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
He'd see what he could do.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
The count was twenty two.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Before I knewis, they all lined up and then they
did me.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Before I knew it, they.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
All lined up and then they did me.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
They did me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
In a way I have.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Never been done before, in the front, the side, and
even in the back door.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
After all of that, you would think I'd be too song,
just the opposes. I asked him to get ten more,
and then, to my surprise, I was gonna do thirty
two yards.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Before I knew it, they all lined up and then
they did me. Before I knew it, they all lined
up and then they did me. Before ignu it, they
all lied and then I did.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Before knew it.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
They all lined up and they did me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, that's what happens at s m U sometimes.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Do you know what, if you didn't listen to the lyrics,
it sounded so sweet NASO, Yeah right, yeah, it did.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, if you didn't listen to the lyrics, but you
really couldn't help but listen to the lyrics. And you
didn't warn us. I told you, yes you did. I
said you want to hear a sick one to start
out the show, and you said okay, And then they.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Did say, somebody get that lady an ice pack or.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Two kind of blows out, and then he kissed me
right out of the water, right out of the water.
See this way, because we're almost Friday, it is fun
with music Day. I gotta mash up for you. You'll
and I know, and we'll celebrate some songs of some
birthdays of some very famous people here as we celebrate today. Yes,
(03:10):
Spider Man Day. Oh I love it. Spider Man. Spider
Man does whatever Spider can. Mister Peter Parker, one of
the most famous comic book characters of all time, made
his debut in the August nineteen sixty two edition of
Amazing Fantasy comic Book of Course, put out by Marvel Comics,
was dated August first, the day we celebrate Spider Man Day.
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Al Right, it's also National Girlfriend's Day. That kind of
girlfriend or another kind of girlfriends. Well, because you have
your girlfriends. As far as me, I don't have one,
don't need one. Plus I don't want to be smothered
in my sleep by Debruh. It's mostly a day when
all you girls get together and probably talk about how
bad us guys are. Okay, okay, yes, I love celebrating that.
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This World Wide Web Day. We use it every day
and it's just not for porn anymore. National Playball Day, Well,
the Rangers may be in a slump, but they'll get
rolling soon. By the way, me and my son Clayton
are going to the Rangers Red Sox game on Saturday
to watch them.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Awesome.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah, man, finally, I hadn't been to a Rangers game
all year since your accident.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's right, that's right. National Raspberry Cream Pie Day actually
sounds pretty yummy. Yeah, I'll give it a try. It
also sounds kind of dirty after this, a little bit dirty.
National IPA Day celebrated to increase appreciation for one of
the world's most popular types of craft beer, the India
pale Ale, commonly known as IPA. That kind of beer
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is a little bitter, but oh you'll get you tore
up from the floor up because it'sained more alcohol than
regular beer. Yeah, but I'm not a big fan of it.
It's also National Respect for Parents' Day. They are doing
their best to raise you right so you don't end
up in prison. So give mom and dad their props today.
(05:06):
And this day makes it even more ironic because it's
also International Child Free Day. Yeah, be glad didn't wear
a rubber or you wouldn't be here. And you know what,
We're in a new month, that's right, We're damn. We're
into August already. The August Dog is here. Yes, where
we celebrate admit your happy month, Family Fun Month, Maine
(05:30):
Lobster Month, National Catfish Month, Okay, National I Exam Month,
National Golf Month, National Picnic Month, National Sandwich Month, Peach Month,
Romance Awareness Month, and water quality month. Damn. And this
week is International clown Week. I will celebrate all week long. Yes,
we'll celebrate all them things now. And also we're gonna
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give away more tickets to see def Leppard Journey in
the Steve Miller Band Globe Life Field August twelve. And
since it's fun with music day, I thought, Rashi, we
did some game show themes, Yes, we've done movie themes. Yeah,
so I thought TV themes. Oh, excellent, the TV show
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that started in the seventies and ended in the eighties.
You tell me what it is and I will give
you those tickets. All right, But wait, there's more. We
have tickets to see ten CC in concerts at the
Majestic Theater in Dallas on Friday, August the.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Ninth, and that'll be at eight forty in the lone
Star ticket windows.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, buddy, And we got sports of all sorts coming up.
We'll do a quick rundown of what happened at the Olympics,
Cowboys practice and all paths and a couple of other
twisted things when the sports world kind of coincides with
the freaking fool of five. Always intense. So if we're
ready and ready or not, let's do the morning stretch,
(06:55):
right they get ready for this Onslaught of the six
Oh lord, awesome? Alright you already, yes, rare, because we
gonna do it to it. Let's try not just throw
it up. All right, we got time. Well like mockus,
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I'm tnt Birthday Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two. Hey,
guess what at six thirty This time versus Sports of
all Swords brought to you by the Wheel Hype Law Firm.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, here's what happened yesterday at the Paris Olympics. US
swimming star Katie Ladecki won her eighth Olympic gold medal,
triumphing in the fifteen hundred meter freestyle and tying the
record for the most gold medals by a US woman. Yeah,
but I'm join the men's division. I heard her. Oh
(07:53):
my gosh.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Not just the Italian swimmer Thomas Chacne, but have you
guys seen French diver Jules Boyet.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh that's the I went to Big Schlog.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
They she called him tools bolts. My shit, that's gotta
be packed. It's a gold medal for that one. Anna,
you're reading. Glasses are steaming up. Okay. The stars studied
US men's basketball team cruise to women over South Sudan
after nearly losing to them. Earlier this month, during an
exhibition game, the US women's soccer team beat Australia two
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to one, advancing to play Japan in the quarterfinals. And
after days of water quality concern caused by heavy rains
last week put the swimming portion of the Olympic Triathlons
in doubt, the women doth in Sane River early Wednesday,
followed by the men a few hours later. Nobody died,
so I guess the water is okay. Paris Benegos of
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the US one silver in the women's BMX competition after
a five time world champion, Hannah Roberts no relation crashed
out on both of her runs and filled the medal.
Cocoa goff lost in the women's doubles at the Parents
olymp one day after her tearful exit.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Man, we were expecting so much from her. Bless her heart,
oh well. Scotti Scheffler from North Texas picked a good
time to remodel his golf room at his home in Dallas,
an office where he keeps trophies and a master's green jacket,
special memorabilia, and.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Space to tinker with his golf clubs. He started winning
and then winning.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Some more this year He collected six PGA Tour trophies
through June, the most of anyone since Arnold Palmer in
nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
An Olympic gold medal.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Sure would be a nice addition, and it wouldn't even
take up that much room. Now, that's what Scheflers set
out to do at Le Golf Nacionale, where the men's
competition starts today, it's already underway with its strongest field
since golf returned to the Olympic program back in twenty sixteen. Scheffler,
the number one player in golf since May of last year,
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leads a sixty man field that features the top seven
players in the world ranking. He is the favorite, as
he has been all year, although he now faces a
very significant challenge from PGA and British Open champion Xander
chofull A.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I call him soux Fla because that's.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
What exactly that that helps Xander Souefla. He is seeking
his second straight gold medal.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
That don't walk real bad around him, or he may fall.
Remember when your mom said, don't don't walk real hard
to kitchen the fu flail falls. Don't slam the door.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Don't slam the door, especially the oven door more excitement
from the paras Olympics team. Great Britain swimmer Luke green
Bank suffered a heartbreaking exit in the man's two hundred
meter backstro of competition in the paras Olympics. He was
disqualified for breaking a little known rule in the pool.
Green Bank, who claimed bronze in the event three years
ago Tokyo, Japan, appeared to win his heat in convincing
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fashion from laye number one, blowing away the rest of
the field to seemingly seal the semi final spot. However,
his joy soon turned to despair after he was found
to be guilty of swimming too far under the water.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
After they dive into the water, they're only supposed to
go at there's a red line at the bottom of
the pool, and you're supposed to come up out of
the water before you get to that red line.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Huh that's so sad.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah, fifteen meters remaining, failing to break the surface before
the red markers on the lane ropes ding penalty flag.
The official rule states the competitors can at travel more
than fifteen meters under the water, a rule green Bank
broke by a matter of.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Inches itches after his final turn. As long as we're
talking about swimming, During recent interviews, Olympic swimmers admitted to
some stuff we've assumed was going on all along. Yes,
they piss in the pool when they gotta go eww.
This is because it takes the swimmers about twenty minutes
to get into their high tech, skin tight swimsuits, and
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they're hydrating to the max right up until race time.
So when they gotta go, they gotta go right there
in the pool. So if they're kind of sitting in
the water after for a race and you see him go,
that's what they're doing. They're relieving themselves. Now that you
know Olympics swimmers pee in the pool, are you now
willing to admit that you do it too? Sure? Yeah?
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Or do you refuse to admit it and suggest to
us that you get out of the pool to relieve
yourself every time? No matter what, if you said yes,
I wouldn't have believed you anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
I hope those people that always say that they have
some special chemical that if you do pee in the pool,
it'll turn purple around your purple cloud.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I peed in the pool a lot, and I've never
seen it. I know, I think it's a myth. I
would own it if I did. Don't better not get
around me. Okay, let's talk baseball.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
The Texas Rangers are limping back home to Arlington after
a forgettable one to five road trip in which they
were outscored by the Toronto Blue Jays and Saint Louis
Cardinals forty one to nineteen. The Cardinals sent the Rangers
home with a ten to one beat down yesterday afternoon
at Bush Stadium. I loved what Randy Galloway posted online
(12:58):
yesterday bo He said, a lot of things went bad today.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
You score one and lose.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
This is to be expected nearly one hundred percent of
the time. Whatever disease the Yankees had last year must
have been transmitted to this year's Rangers couldn't score with
a one hundred dollars bill on Harry Hines. The Rangers
are off today and then tomorrow open a weekend series
against the Boston Red Sox at globelf Field. First pitch
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tomorrow will be at seven oh five. You and Clayton
will be at the Saturday game.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Absolutely wish off to Foxnard, California. Gets you caught up
on your Dallas Cowboys in training camp. They saw some
real football at training camp yesterday. The players put full
pads on for the first time since camp started, and
then they had those extra helmet pads on that make
them look real goofy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
To see those makes their helmet look like kind of
a dark marshmallow or something. It looking from the Fantastic Four. Yes,
looks like Ben Grimm.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
It's something that people wear if they're scared of having
seizures in public.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Well, the NFL says you should are those during practice,
so just team they just look goofy.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Yeah, they do enough damage when it's game time. This includes,
but it's not limited to rookies like Marshawn Neeland of
the second round draft pick out of Western Michigan, is
being asked to fill in for Sam Williams, he had
a season ending knee injury just a couple of days ago.
And first round draft pick Tyler Geiton practiced at left
tackle yesterday. Coach Mike McCarthy said it's time to see
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what these young players can do now. Cornerback Trayvon Diggs
was also on the field yesterday after opening camp and
on the physically unable to perform list only onfortunate.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Because he doesn't have to practice just yet. Yeah, but
he's hanging out.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Dig spent nearly a year recovering from a knee injury
before the team's medical staff cleared him. McCarthy said he
and his staff are happy to have the pro bowler
back in action, and yesterday's Cowboys practice is dedicated to
first responders and members of the US military during Heroes
Appreciation Day. The Cowboys first preseason game.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
One week from Sunday. Yes, here comes Brother Bus. But
we actually got some real football tonight.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Since nineteen sixty two, the NFL held its annual Pro
Bowl Hall of Fame Game as the official kickoff of
the NFL season. This year's edition features the Houston Texans
and the Chicago Bears. This will be the second appearance
by the Texans and the sixth for the Bears. The
game is held during Enshrinement week for the Pro Football
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Hall of Fame. Each year, the Hall of Fame Game
features two teams with inductees in the current year's Hall
of Fame class. There's some from the Bears and some
from the Texans. The game kicks off tonight at seven
o'clock from Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Kenton, Ohio.
It will be broadcast live on ESPN and ABC. Any
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cable streaming service that carries ESPN or ABC will also
carry the game. Seven players will be inducted in the
Pro Football Hall of Fame this weekend. Dwight Freeni, a
defensive end, Randy gradishar linebacker, Devin Hester, wide receiver and kicker,
Andre Johnson a wide receiver. Steve McMichael, defensive tackle for
the Bears who had a wrestling career. Yes, he was
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a wrestler for a while. Julius Pepper's a defensive end,
and Patrick Willis a linebacker. They will be enshrined on
Saturday when the NFL Network as a one hour special
beginning at eight o'clock on ESPN. And there's a big
push in the city of Grand Prairie for students to
learn the world's second most popular sport, cricket. I know
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they're going to jam this down your throat whether you
like it or not, and it's so difficult to understand. Well,
Like I say, Jimmy and Randy and I went to
a game and we went, Okay, I understand it, but
it kind of sucked.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Randy did his homework for like a whole week. Yeah,
went to the game with you guys and still didn't
get it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Still a head scratcher. Grand Prairie is home to the
Tucks of Super Kings in texas only Major League cricket facility.
It also hosted games during the International Cricket Council's Men's
T twenty World Cup. Yesterday, about two hundred Grand Prairie
ISD coaches and physical education teachers were invited to learn
more about the game at Grand Prairie Stadium. The idea
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is for them to eventually go back to their schools
and teach their students how to play cricket. Yesterday's event
was hosted by the International Cricket Council, whose goal is
to have one million young people playing the sport in
the US by twenty twenty eight. Like I say, they're
gonna ram it down your throat when you want it
(17:38):
or not.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I like when they started teaching kids how to play
soccer and how soccer is huge.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeh, Texas, So who do all right? The freaking full
file Next on the Bow and Them Show, Dallas Hotors,
Classic Rockalone Star ninety two five Journey and Our Mash
up for the morning is coming up moment entarily, But
we got this little piece of business to get out
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of the way. It's time for the freaking fool file.
Now you better brace yourself for this one, because I'm
gonna get the gross one out of the way first. Oka,
a thirty one year old man in Vietnam, suffered severe
pain after stuffing a live eel up his anus, which
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led the eel to try to bite its way out
of his large intestine. Oh it gets worse. Horrified medics
discovered the twenty six inch long eel through an X
ray and initially failed to remove it. Why because the
patient also had a lemon shoved up his own Oh why, why?
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's what I'm thinking. So this guy stuffed an eel
up his fudge tunnel and then shoved a whole lemon
up there so the eel wouldn't get out so he
could have his giky fun. Okay. Surgeons had to cat
a big hole in his abdomen to extract the eel,
and then remove the lemon by manipulating it back through
his pinus until it popped out the other end. Then
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they began stitching up the hole in his intestine and
cleaning out all the equal matter. Okay, look at the eel.
I guess they cleaned him up already, and there's the lemon.
That's a long ass eel right there. Good out treatment.
He would have died, but he'll now have to live
with a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.
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All this for a cheap sexual thrill, which the guy
denied at first. He initially told doctors the eel must
have crawled up my butt while I was asleep.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
He then fessed up as to why he did it
when doctor said, well, what about that lemon you had
in your too? Said okay, I who thinks of that stuff?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I know, but he is forced to make a PSA.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'm from Vietnam. Kids, don't stick lemons and eels up
you at Thank you very much. This is how they're
talking to hey talk cut of course, the can of Vietnam.
How did y'all. I won't tell y'all about something y'all
better not do. By God, hoach you me in city.
Don't let a twenty six inch eel up your ass
and put a lemon in there to keep him in,
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because it's not going in well for you. Now let
me go empty my colossomy bag here.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Okay, let's talk police chases in Florida, Flora. Not all
police chases are high speed chases, as cops in Lakeland, Florida,
can tell you. According to a post on the Polk
County Sheriff's Office Facebook page, a deputy noticed a man
acting suspiciously and approached him. But before the deputy could
reach the guy, the man hopped on a motorized Walmart
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scooter and tried to make a run for it at
an average speed of about two miles per hour. He
didn't get far before deputies cut him off and stopped him. Now,
deputies questioned him and found him in possession of several
packages of jewelry and handheld game devices which had been
reported stolen from a nearby Walmart, which also happens to
be where he stole the motorized scooter. The man was
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arrested and charged with grand theft, petty theft, and unlawful
possession of a shopping cart. I guess that's what the
scooter is, right. The man told police that he didn't
steal the shopping cart, he was just gonna use it
for a few days and then bring it right back.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
But according to the employees.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
At the walmart where mister Genius borrowed it from, the
motorized cart was stolen two months before.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
So he rode the motorized cart up to the walmart
he stole it from. Yes, the steal games. People just
don't think their crimes through Sometimes, what balls? Why do
we have the freaking rulephile?
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Here over to Tennessee where a gas clerks landed in
big freaking trouble after he allegedly stole a winning lottery
ticket with a million bucks from a customer.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
He just sold it to the son of a bits.
This is in Murphrey's bro Tennessee. Nice spot by the way.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Twenty three year old customer walks into the store. He
purchases two to twenty dollars scratch offs, okay, not to
save time. He simply scratched off the bar code and
handed them to the clerk. In other words, he said,
I trust you to tell me if.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I want any money. You're not. Oh, that's mistake number one. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
The clerk, mer Patel, checked them both. Okay, check number one.
It was a winner. Forty dollars paid the customer out.
The second one he checked it. Oh my god, he
just won a million dollars. So he lied to the
guy and he threw it in the trash.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Nothing always supposed to ask for it back.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Once a customer left a store, Petel knew the second
ticket was a winner. He took the other ticket out
of the trash and one million bucks. But Patel bought
the ticket to the state lottery office to claim the prize.
He didn't realize that lottery officials don't just hand over
a million dollars. There was a vetting process, and after
doing a little research and learning that he works for
the store that sold the ticket, red flag started getting
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thrown onto the field. So they reviewed the in store
surveillance video and they saw this tie. Oh, this awful
scheme that this guy tried to pull off and putting it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
In the garbage and oh the poor guy.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Investigators were also able to identify and track down the
rightful winner of the jackpot and informed him, you, sir,
are actually a millionaire. That dude lied to you. Now, Patel,
the clerk is charged with theft. He's doing court next
week in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
If they busted him because they saw him on video
going yeah, oh well, here's an unidentified woman from Mayfield Heights, Ohio,
phil victim to an unusual scam that cost her six
grand and her dignity. Reportedly, the scam started with a
call from someone telling her they'd been fraudulent activity related
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to her bank account. She was then told that the
money would be stolen if she didn't move it to
another account, so she transferred six thousand dollars to a
fake account. The money was transferred and then deposited into
an unknown checking account, thereby making the money officially laundered.
Then the woman got home, she received a FaceTime call
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from the same scammer who was posing as a bank
employee and told her that they had to do a
full body scan that was needed to verify her identity
due to a failed transaction. She was told by the
fake bank employee to take off all her clothes and
spin around in circles until they told her to stop.
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Tell me she didn't do it. She did it, She
did it. It wasn't until she heard the scammer laughing
his ass off that she finally realized.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It was all a hope.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Now, let me just say this, if I was a scammer,
I would have started laughing too. I probably wouldn't have
been able to contain myself. This scammer went too far. Yeah,
he went too far.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, because he could have had the six thousand dollars,
but no, he had to see her naked.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You see your naked and watch your spin around in circles,
and she did it. Lord, Lord, Lord, have mercy. All right,
mash up time coming up on the ball of.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Them, Joe, Yes, stick around for the mashup and coming
up next hour. Bow has a devious way for you
to win tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller Band. They're headed to Globe lie Field in
Arlington Monday, August twelfth, and you could be there. You
just have to guess the TV theme song. We're gonna
give away those tickets around seven point fifty.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
So keep it on.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
The Bow and Them show on Dallas for Worst Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Lone Star Traffic Dallas Worst Classic Rock Loans Star ninety
two five. All right, mashup time. What are we going
to mash up? Twenty five or sixty four by Chicago?
To be careful? How about Black Sabbath? No way.
Speaker 11 (26:13):
Alright, what Suprise.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Set in Classic.
Speaker 12 (27:07):
F five O sixteen, not.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Love You Flee, Tack to the South.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Sixt what that's set four.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Chicago and Black Sabbath. Then they said it couldn't happen.
You're welcome bo in them show Dallas Horse Classic Rock
Alone Star ninety two five. We're fixing to give away
Deaf Leopard Journey and Steve Miller band tickets, and it
just so happens. Today is Deaf Leopard's lead singer, Joe
Elliott's sixty fifth birthday. And whenever I would play that
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song when Jimmy was still on the show, he'd want
me to play this song. So I'm gonna do it
in honor of Joe Elliott's sixty fifth birthday. We're going
to ruin one of his songs, Enterprise Spuck Here.
Speaker 13 (30:33):
He's Joe green, blooded, boken, logical dude, living long and
prospering in a mind mal mood. He's with Kirk Bolescotti
or her checkob on a five year track and if
you have a.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Messing mom, he'll just pinch your neck.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
It was.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Who lose at the Well?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Corkcat says with aliens, Je.
Speaker 14 (31:07):
Put On, he used to big do she you now,
Doctor McCall, he's not in a panic.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Tell it, jim I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Met me up Scot to the surprise, and.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
What Jason star and saying, hell, let's hit, let's get,
let's get, let's get spine.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
I'm not capable of that emotion.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get spot. He's
at bodies forbodies. Come on, let's him, let's him, let's get,
let's get spine three.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
And goes off my scale, captain.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Let's stare, let's get, let's get, let's get.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Spin most still logical reaction.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Let's get, let's see, let's get. Let's yes, Spot.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You're out of your fucking mind, logically, flawlessly logical.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let let's get, let's get, let's get spot.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
Suck out, letty, let's get, let's get spot.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
It is so much stimulating.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And see now you know why Jimmy would want me
to play that song when I play Let's Get Rock
by def Lepper. No one loves star Trek more than
Jim White, I know. And he'll be doing that for
all the rest of the day.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Oh yeah, by the.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Way, today August first we made it to August. Well,
on this date in nineteen eighty one, remember what happened?
Video Killed the Radio start MTV was born. The cable
channel was showed only music videos. I remember back then
guided along the VJ that was launched at twelve o
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one a m. I remember I was working in Minneapolis
at the time. The first video aired was video Killed
the Radios by the Buggle the Bugles, Yes, followed by
You Better Run by Pat Benattar. That was number two,
good choice, She Won't Dance with Me by Rod Stewart.
Number three, Number four was you Better, You Better, You
Bet by the Who But Wait. Number five was Little
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Susie's on the Up by PhD. I don't even remember that.
I've never heard that either. How about we Don't Talk
Anymore by Cliff Richard was number six Brass and Pocketed.
Number seven by the Pretenders Time Heels by Todd Rungren
where Durant I used to see they weren't around yet.
They weren't around until later. Yes, Number nine was Taken
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on the Run by Ario Speedway and number ten Rocking
the Paradise by Stix. All right, I mean, even in
case this comes up in Final Jeopardy and you're on contestants.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
I should have worn my MT Satin jacket that I
still have to this day and it's still fished.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Really you got one of those. I know exactly what
you're talking about. Where'd you steal it from MTV? Sent
it to me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Really?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yes, no damn jacket.
Speaker 13 (34:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Did you guys watch night Flight before empty?
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I love Night Flight.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
We would stay up on Friday night until two in
the morning when it was over and write down every
video that we saw.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And not only would they show video, they would show
clips of really really bizarre movies. Yes, they would. They
were weird and it was late at night because it
was for the stoners. Come on, folks, Yes, night Flight, man,
I love night Flight.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Bring it back.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It's an It's on streaming now you can. You can
get a streaming version of nighte Flight.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah. I think it's like an actual app. Oh okay,
is it the original night Flight or is it a revamp?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
It's the old fuzzy footage with that logo and yeah, crazy.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I like that all right. Like I say, in just
a little while, we're gonna give away tickets to def
Leppard Journey and Steve Middle Band coming to Globe lie
Field on August twelfth. But next another installment of did
you Know? Next on the bow and them showing Dallas
Hortor's classic rock lone Star ninety two Guy, Round and
(35:13):
round we go? Where we stopped? I don't even know?
And I'm pushing the buttons. Jeez. Coming up, we have
tickets to Zay Deth Lever, Journey, Steve Miller Band and
it being fun with music Day. You're going to have
to identify a TV theme song. Now, you did give
us a hint. You said it was from the seventies
and it rapper. No, No, it started in the late
eighties and ran part the way into the nineties. Oh okay, okay,
(35:37):
so it's it's yeah, it's our Wait a minute, maybe
it started in Yeah, started in eighty nine and ran
into the nineties. All right, that's all the hit I'm
gonna give you. Maybe it won't be that hard. No,
I think you'll proud of get it. I'm not that
devious today after messing your mind up with that meg
up here. But now guess what it is? Time to
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smart jwish Medion and to educate you and iota because
it's time for Did you know, now this is not
gonna help you get a college degree, but you might
win a bar bet. Here's an amazing fact you didn't know.
For example, did you know Clerksdorp spheares are these strange
objects that have been dug up near Autostahl in South Africa.
(36:25):
These spherical objects are billions of years old, and no
one has been able to fully explain the markings on
the sides or exactly what they are. I guarantee you
they're from some outer space alien civilization. Dinosaur turds. Dinosaur
turds don't have etchings on the side, you know of.
(36:48):
They have anal marks on them, but they don't have
skin labeled dinosaur poop. Could be? Could be? Did you
know before there were alarm clocks, there were people that
were called lockers up. I know it sounded like no
knockers up were guys who were hired to shoot dried
(37:09):
peas from a blowgun at people's window in order to
wake them up in the morning. Dam many evil alarm clocks.
Uh huh? Did you know people in Spain used to
employ a form of torture called the Spanish donkey. The
victims had to sit high up, straddling on a pointed
(37:31):
board of spikes with knives on them. While torturers tried increasingly,
they would put heavy weights on their legs until it
went through bad. You know, humans can think up some
really foul stuff. Spanish inquisition. I guess, did you know?
Like many ancient royalty, King Tut's parents were related, they
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were actually brother and sister. Wow. According to DNA taken
from his mummified body, he was also disabled and probably
had malaria, which is what may be killed him. Like
I say, this isn't earth shattering stuff. I just think
you should know. I'm still stuck on his brother and sisters.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
I know, true.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, Thanksgiving was kind of uncomfortable. Did you know? During
the Great Depression, people often made their clothes out of
potato sacks. Now, seeing this, potato distributors started making their
sacks more colorful to help people remain at least somewhat
fashionable during the Great Depression.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
They started having like little floral designs on them.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Did you know. On June twentieth, nineteen forty, Soviet archaeologist
uncovered the tomb of Timberlane, a descendant of Ginghis Khan.
There was a warning inscription on the tomb which read,
whoever opens my tomb will unleash an invader more terrible
than I. Well they opened it anyway. Two days later
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you know what happened? Germany invaded the Soviet You oh wow,
the lost ar Yes, it is kind of only nobody's
faces melted away at this time. During all right, def
Lepper Journey and Steve Miller tickets next Dallas Ft Worst
Classic Rock Lone Star ninety two five, all right, time
(39:28):
to give away some tickets tickets to def Leppard, Journey
and the Steve Miller Band, which you gotta admit, that's
a pretty good bill. Oh man, that is an awesome
three concerts in one night exactly two bad it's on
a Monday night. Otherwise we'd all three be there. But
it's like they thought, we don't want them to be here,
but let's book it up. Saday, that Morning Show and
(39:50):
Lone Star. They don't have Monday after day great Monday,
so they can sit home and beat off or whatever
they want to do. So since it's with music Day,
I'm going to play you a TV theme song. You
guess the theme song, and I will give you these
tickets and like I say this rand It started in
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nineteen eighty nine and ran into the nineties. Eighty nine. Okay,
it was on ABC TV. All right, right, all right?
Two one four or eight one seven seven eighty seven
one nine two five? Tell me the name of this
TV show? I know some of you watched it. God,
(40:53):
y'all look so blant. Do you have any hints other
than it started in nineteen eighty nine. Well, the the
guy who played the father of the main character on
this show recently passed away within the last week.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
Oh have no.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, it an got it. So that was a good hints,
Yes it was, Yes, it was. Let's see if it
helps anybody him. All right, Boe and them, show tell
me what TV show that is?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
No clue?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
I watch no Clue on ABC TV. Boeing them show
tell me what TV theme that is?
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Is that the howser.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Doogie Houser, or as we used to call him, dookie House. Yes.
In fact, his one of his co stars was Miam Block.
She is on the show Big Bang Theory. Yes, and
she hosted Jeopardy a couple she.
Speaker 6 (42:04):
Was on Blossom. Oh that's right, she was on blod
Beaches too. Oh, the young Bett Middler character.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wait a minute, she was also in the horror movie Pumpkinhead?
What she really?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
You was good movie. Now we're going off here. Okay,
you got the tickets? Who is this John Jonathan? Hang
on just a minute, we'll hook you up. Okay, al right, it, alright,
it I knew somebody headed Annabel just right off the ball.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
Well when you gave me that hint, I ain't here
all right, Dan, The winning is just beginning.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Here on the Bow and Them Show.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
Next hour, we're going to open up that lone Star
ticket window to give away tickets to see ten CC
in concert at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Friday.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
August ninth.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
That's coming up at eight forty right here on the
Bow and Them Show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock
lone Star ninety.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Two five, Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Do you know? Do you know that today would have
been Jerry garcia eighty second birthday?
Speaker 11 (43:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Missed that dude died nineteen ninety five, like just days
before his you know he had he was born on
this day and he died August ninth.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Right, Really yes, that was pretty close. But you know,
every time I think about Jerry Garcia, I think about
this little song. I think about this little song right
came up.
Speaker 8 (43:31):
Mama was a deadhead, daddy's brains were fried. They named
me Casey Jones. At bird My pambers were all tied eyed.
My first toys were all worn out bom and beat
up hacky sacks. Had the Jerry Garcia coloring book that
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said color all of Jerry's clothes black.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
My first taste.
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Of candy was a coconut granol le bar, and Mama
would have rock me to sleep at night and sing
the live version of Dark Star. The neighbors would call
us burnouts and hippies, and Mom would just say cool.
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We'd ride around town in a VW bus with bumper
stickers saying the Fatman rules. We hung Frisbees on the
tree at Christmas and bick lighters at Hanakutu. We named
our kitty cat Sugary and the litter box Morning Dude.
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Because Mama wasn't dead hit and daddy's brains were fried, they.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Named me Casey Jones.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
At birth my papers were all tied down. But one
day all this bliitched out hippie life. I guess I
got under Muskia. One night, around my sixteenth birthday, I said, hey, Mom,
what a long, dumb trip it's all been. I pasted
up bury man Low pictures and dumped out the family box.
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Re recorded Mama's live bootleg cassettes with a collection of
Billy Ray Cyrus songs. It was funny up to that point. Sorry,
things had changed in my life. I ran away to
the East Coast. I was working at the beach and
going up fast, and then came a phone call from
Red Rocks, Colorado.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
That Mama had breathed their last.
Speaker 8 (45:39):
It seems there had been an electrical storm at the
outdoor concert and Mama was in the middle of Port
of John. There was a bolt of lightning and a
methane explosion, but Mama was gone. Among all the cards
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on notice at the funeral home, there was one addressed
to me with trembling fingers. I opened it up because
I knew what it was gonna be. It said, Mom,
never told you the truth, son, because the vibes would
have been so bad. But you see, you were conceived
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one night backstage at the Fillmore West. I know because
I was there, signed Jerry Garcia, your dad mama wasn't dead.
Hit and daddy's brains were cried. They named me Casey
Jones apport. My pammers were tied, died.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
There you go, there you go them show. I'm sorry,
ninety two five.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Who do you love?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
None of your business. But everybody's looking for someone to love.
And today is National Girlfriend Day. That's right. Everybody gotta
find a girlfriend. And sometimes you overlook the other stuff.
But I got a song about Carlo. Those of you,
they ain't found your girlfriend yet, don't worry, because they're hope.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
My letter and hokey talk took up to hole seats,
chugging mirror like water and devout that all meats. She
hollered at the bouts who made the whole mark sick.
My heart went boom, lock pig in a pancake, all
big bad, many you recite to be old with your triple.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Legs, leather and family.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
So old.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
You may be made and tough, but you stole my heart.
Speaker 9 (47:47):
In this red neck romance, we're never apart. She's got
a voice like thunder, and a laugh that's a loud
and clear when she shouts for little ribs, the cooks off, disappear,
She get onrest sola grisly and.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Still have room for fine. When she glares my way,
I just can'tain not.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Oh big bat Betty, you were sick to behold with
your triple legs, liver and a belly's so old. You
may be mean and tough, but she stole my heart.
In this red back romance, we're never.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
A part of.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh thank com and love.
Speaker 9 (48:44):
She's got tattoos of biscuits and grievey on her arm.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
Her smiles count of crooked, but it's.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Part of her charm.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
When she hugs me tight, I can barely breathe, but
I never leave her, not for anything.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
You believe.
Speaker 14 (49:12):
Back that big as.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
Week dad send in the moonlight, she squashes my poor
feet with her shotgun in the truck.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Our loves are crazy feet.
Speaker 9 (49:23):
She may be large and scary, but she's my world unfurled.
Speaker 4 (49:27):
This red necklace is big bad country girl.
Speaker 9 (49:31):
Oh big bad Betty, you're recite to be whole with
your triple legs, liver and a bell.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
He's so old. You may be mean and tough, but
you stole my heart.
Speaker 9 (49:42):
In this redneck romance, we're never apart.
Speaker 4 (49:46):
So here's me and Betty in our trailer by the creek.
We're a match made in heaven or somewhere. Just stash
unique with your big old hearted and your big old laugh.
Speaker 9 (49:57):
This rednecks in love with this big ba I had
better half.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
See there's someone for everyone. By God, I got another
stupid ass song to play for you before we go.
It's fun with music day, you know. Tarren County prosecutors
sentenced a woman to life in prison for her role
in a multimillion dollar Ponzi scheme involving senior citizens. All
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prosecuted believe sixty five year old who that qualifies as
seniors edizen. Her name was Deborah May. Carter was the
one who came up with a scheme. She worked with
the man she was having an affair with, former Christian
radio host, eighty three year old William Doc Gallagher, to
steal millions from old people. There's a warm place in
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hell for you, girl, and I bet they're dusting it
off right now. Carter would make fake documents to launder
the money they stole. A prosecutor on the case called
her the master mind behind the entire Ponzi scheme. Gallagher
was arrested for the Ponzi scheme. Old Doc. He stole
more than thirty million dollars from more than one hundred
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and seventy retired victims. That was all they had to
live on. Oh my god, but Doc didn't do it alone,
Carter challenged Garter. Let's see. In March two twenty one,
Carter Gallagher's alleged mistress was also arrested for her role
in that, and she forged documents to keep the money
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from coming back to the victims that they stole it from.
This's is terrible. And the fact that the other guy
was a Christian radio host. You know, religion's been getting
trumped on the past couple of weeks, you know what
I mean? Yeah, taking a beating, and it's not a
good thing. Maybe that's why those church fires started.
Speaker 6 (51:48):
At least they put his name in the news though,
because normally it's local radio DJ.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
Well, that's what I hope they do if I do something, yead,
local radio DJ who nobody wants to match.
Speaker 6 (52:01):
Hey, Chipotle knows how hard it can be to eat
a burrito without smudging your lipstick. Now that sounds like
a euphanimism, Oh it does. Yeah, so Chipotle is doing
something about it. The chain is teamed up with beauty
brand Wonderskin to create Lee Potle, a burrito proof lipstain
that will stay on even after you've thrown down a
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giant burrito.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Really God.
Speaker 6 (52:25):
When the innovative product is applied, it first goes on
as wacamole green in color, but then transitions to more
of a natural rose color as you continue to eat
your burrito. The product claims to be smudgeproof for up
to ten hours. Lee Potele will be available on Wonderskin's
website starting this week, and Chippotle is offering free walkamole
(52:47):
with each purchase. Yeah but they only give you like
a little dollar from guacamole.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Oh yeah, well you get what you pay for.
Speaker 7 (52:56):
You're smear it on your lips. From chip A Toppo
to hch B. There a second Frisco location of HIV.
It's getting real close to opening up. I actually drove
through there thinking it was already open last night. Nope,
not quite, but it's very close. The Texas based grocer's
opening up a location at three eighty and four to
twenty three in Frisco, and that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
On August seven, just a few days away.
Speaker 7 (53:18):
Forty eight hundred Maine, where I do some shopping, opened
in September of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
Grand opening events.
Speaker 7 (53:24):
Or Can feature company executive, city officials, community leaders, area
nonprofits all celebrating the occasion of a second Frisco HIB.
The granted they recently opened up a new location in Mansfield.
They broke ground on a store in Rockwall County. Shack
will be really excited about that one. And HIB has
had a presence in Dallas since one through their Central
(53:47):
Market Stores branching, but only recently started opening up HIV
stores in North Texas. They got locations in Plano, Allen, Frisco, McKinney,
and Moore.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
According to HB those stores are almost too big, so
big crowded. Yeah, oh yeah, it really is a code. Well,
let the drinks flow. A North Texas bar that has
served the community for nearly thirty years has avoided its
last call thanks to some last minute help. Rick's Sports
(54:16):
Bar RX I go there all the time on Main
Street in the Colony. The bar was set to close
last Saturday, but customers flooded the post sharing photos and
memories of their time spin at the bar. This is
the bar I go to all the time because it's
close to my house, so I'll still get to see Sheryl, Rocky,
Regina big d and Jonathan. They're the bartenders who courted
(54:37):
me drinks and made me sandwiches for the last nine
years I've been going there. Rick general manager Alexander Tretchler
said in a statement that the restaurant's landlord Thai commercial
made it completely impossible. They wanted to ask for another
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in rent. Knowing how
important the bar is to the community, she started an
(54:58):
online petition with a goal of one hundred signatures. Twelve
hundred people signed the position, including yours truly. So I'm
gonna go there today and say congratulation because they've been
seeing my dumbass in there for a long time. Save
the day. Well I didn't save the day, me and
eleven hundred other people. Crazy little expensive thing called the
(55:25):
very yes, very expensive, and it's usually the guy that
suffered from it. Okay, who want our tickets? Go see
ten ccs. Jon Boy, the hammer Dog, the hammer Doll.
He's in Burlison, he said, bowl recognize this name, telling
John John Bowlla the hammer Doll, Hammer Doll, Congratulations. Sounds
(55:48):
like it should be a law firm that hammer dog
the hammer. Yes, Jim Adler and the Lion Law Firm,
except he's got a dog this time. They are ready
for ten cc bro. I got another goofy song to
play for y'all. I'll bet okay because today is Spider
(56:09):
Man Day. One of the most famous comic book characters
of all time, made his debut in the August edition
of Amazing Fantasy. The comic book put up by Marvel
Comics was dated August first, the day on which we
celebrate Spider Man Day. One of my favorites. And I
tell you, I don't care who does the Spider Man
theme song. Nobody does it better than the Ramones. No, man,
(56:42):
I think only one Ramone is alive these days. Yeah.
I want to say Markie, but I would have to
look at it up. I don't know down there, not sure.
You gotta admit that kicks ass. If that, if the
Ramones can't wake up doing Spider Man, you're probably dead.
Just telling you, Okay, Maya Rudolph, you know who she
is is Friday Night. She will return to Saturday Night Live.
(57:06):
To play Kamala Harris. She will have the best impersonation ever.
According to Deadline, she'll reprise her role as the vice
president up to the November fifth presidential election. She first
played Harris in September of twenty nineteen. She won an
Emmy in twenty twenty as a guest actress for that role.
(57:28):
The new season of SNL kicks off in late September.
Speaker 7 (57:32):
Oh yeah, remember when she was in Bride'smaids and she
craft herself in the middle of the street in a
borrowed wedding dress.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Well. In an effort to reduce labor costs and improve
speed of service, Taco Bell is rolling out an artificial
intelligence drive through ordering. Oh god, they should have the
new systems in place at hundreds of locations by the
end of the year. Okay, get ready for more problems. No, yeah,
you not get your correct change back. And bad news
(58:04):
about uranus, not your particular anus. According to some astronomers,
we've been pronouncing uranus wrong for our entire life. Yeah right,
they say it's pronounced uranus. No it's not. No, it's
your anus. Yeah, why don't you just call it butthole? Okay,
(58:26):
it's uranus. It's not Urinus. They're just trying to make
us not laugh at that planet. Uranus is pretty gross too.
Yeah really all right, sound like puss, doesn't it? It's Uranus.
I'm sorry. Okay, Now we all know comedian and actress
(58:49):
Tiffany Hattish is half assed crazy y have you heard
about her side hustle she used to have? Yeah yeah,
On the We Play in Spades podcast, as the comedian
admitted that she used to sell her used panties online
and claim they were from halle Berry. Yeah that was smart,
(59:11):
Now that was smart. Tiffany said she'd post an ad
on Craigslisz claimed to be halle Berry's housekeeper and sell
the panties for three hundred dollars a pair. Hey, times
are tough for her, I know, but the underwear was Tiffany,
has you her fake housekeeper persona was known as Rosa Linda?
And how would they know exactly? You know, what are
(59:34):
you going to do? Call up the halle Berry's people said,
aren't he frandly?
Speaker 7 (59:37):
You fan?
Speaker 1 (59:37):
It doesn't like don't smell like her? Oh lord lord,
Now we went there and I'm not the one that
did it. She the one that did good corrupted. I
am so ashamed.
Speaker 6 (59:52):
We'll have more ten SEC tickets to give away tomorrow,
also more tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But this afternoon, Jeff k wants to hook you up with.
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Tickets to see Deep Purple at Dickey's Arena in Fort
Worth August nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Want to win.
Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Tune in this afternoon when Jeff opens up the lone
Star ticket window.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He's gonna do it around four.
Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Forty five this afternoon, right here on Dallas Fort Worth's
classic rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Lone Star nunety two five Double Vision. Well, I'll at
least wait until the weekend. That's that's restraint right there. Yes,
that's stratre. You could go to RIX today. Well, I
am gonna go buy RIX today and tell them whay
to go. Yeah, high five them.
Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
You should have your beer and your fireball shot while
you're there.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I signed the petition and now they're gonna stay open.
Come on, man, give me a tadah for that. Right
all right?
Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Hey, thank you to my cousin Tabby, who also lives
up in our area bow and she's been playing hell
to keep Rix's doors open.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Really. Tabitha loves you. So you know about Rix then? Yeah, yeah,
they got good food, They got good they always got
something on TV. And I know the bartenders by name.
I'm happy for all of y'all. Man, that's a cool place.
Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
So many great places are going by the wayside because
they're raising their rents.
Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, it's like crazy, price them out. They raised their
rent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Isn't that crazy?
Good Jesus, that's just lean's that's mean and greedy. Yeah.
Oh well, let's talk about time wasters. Let's see what
we got here.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Well, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two five
dot com for you today. So, the question of whether
Aerosmith will ever record again continues to provide different answers. Now,
last year, you may remember, Joe Perry told us he
was more focused on archival re issues.
Speaker 15 (01:01:45):
Uh huh, okay, Steven and I have been talking about
it and listening to the catalog and listening to the
different versions of the different songs, and we're kind of
getting excited about kind of the way Jimmy Page has
been going back and at the led Zeppelin catalog and
releasing some of the stuff that has never been released before.
Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So we've been kind of focusing on.
Speaker 15 (01:02:07):
That, and at the same time, every once in a
while we look at each other and go, hey, what
do you think about getting the studio again with so
much stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I won't say it will never happen, but we'll see,
we will see.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
Yeah, Well, so now he's telling Rock Candy Magazine there's
definitely a possibility of new music, and Steven Tyler has,
in his words, some stuff in his back pocket. We
have the whole story and interview up for you Aerosmith
before they even get in the.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Studio, though, gotta get on tour. They got to hit
the road.
Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
They're going to resume their peace Out tour on September
twentieth in Pittsburgh, a year after starting and stopping that tour.
Remember Steven Tyler blew out his larynx three shows into
that tour.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Well that they owe us a shell here.
Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Yes, November ninth, which is a Saturday, that show comes
to the American Airline Center and Pink Floyd's David Gilmour
has a new album coming out September sixth. It's titled
Luck and Strange, and David has taken a unique approach
to his new album when it comes to the choir
and the orchestra. Posted a video showing them in the
recording studio. He says, although they're deliberately out of tune,
(01:03:17):
it somehow works.
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
We have that video up for.
Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
You and check out a sneak peek of the album's
opening instrumental track, black Cat.
Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Here's David talking about that.
Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
The album opens with an instrumental piece called black Cat
Chis and you playing the piano. It has some strings
on it and some nice slide guitar and a main
electric guitar played on my new favorite black strats versus
the black Cat strap. Of course, I suppose I like
to get people into the mood at the beginning of
an album by having a little piece of quiet instrumental music.
(01:03:53):
Guess them in the mood what's to follow?
Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Leave me alone, I'm going to take a net now
that's what it sounds like. That gets me in the
mood for a nap. Oh yeah, I've made me sleepy
just listening to it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Well, We've got four videos that David posted to social
media that you can check out Luck and Strange once again,
out September sixth, The Grateful Dead. We talked about this
earlier because Jerry Garcia would have been eighty two today. Well,
they have yet another box set on the way, this
one Friend of the Devil's April nineteen seventy eight, a
nineteen disc collection. It's going to be out September twentieth.
(01:04:27):
We have a video up by US Blues that's the
first single off this set. And Chicago has dug into
their archives for an unreleased concert from nineteen seventy one
and that's going to be released on September twenty seventh.
And Brian Ferry, you know him, the front man for
Roxy Music. He's going to release a new five CD
(01:04:48):
and digital collection called Retrospective Selected Recordings nineteen seventy three
to twenty twenty three. That's going to be released on
October twenty fifth. All these music news up on our page.
And Brian Ferry also has a cover of Bob Dylan's
She Belongs to Me You want.
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
To hear It?
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
We've got that up.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
I dam Finally, I think we can all agree that
road rage is getting out of control and it's a bad,
bad thing right right, especially when it leads to violence.
But in this one case of road rage, they didn't
use their fists. Their weapon of choice was water. A
road rage incident turned into this water fight, and I
(01:05:26):
swear it's like a clown car because they never ran
out of water to throw at each.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Other with a million bottles.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Check out the video on the Bone and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com
UFC Waterfight.
Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's up now lone Star ninety two five. Steve Miller
on that bill with def Leppard and Journey. And you
know we got more tickets to give away on tomorrow's show,
Last Pair. Yeah, okay, and since there's three acts, you
know what I'm gonna say, are we fuster clucking? Yes,
(01:05:58):
We're gonna do a Friday fuss to cluck one from
each Okay, Okay, copy that, boss. I'll bring the ad film. Yeah,
bring because it'll scramble your head. Oh, it'll scramble your
head if I have anything to do with it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
This is the one that I just can never get.
I'll maybe hear one song in the mashup.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Well, sometimes when I'm looking at the list of what
the songs actually are I still don't hear them. Yeah,
you get the cheat sheets. I got a cheat sheets.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
Oh my god it.
Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
Randy was was just devious, But I think you're worst.
Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
You getting to be just about as bad and devious
as well.
Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I'm a graduate of the school of Randy. Yeah, there
you go, there you go. Okay, tomorrow's Fried Day. I
can't wait. And up next is our after show decompression session,
where we'll just sit here and flap our jaws for
a little while and whatever you guys want to talk
about is okay with me? Talk about the Olympics some more. Yeah,
(01:06:56):
we can do that. I know one thing. We're not
gonna make it a twenty minute one like we did yesterday.
Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
No, no, no, no, no, it's nap time. Yeah, it's
nap time today, especially after David Gilmore talk about his
new album Looking Strange Men that voice, I'm David.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I've got some music.
Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
To play for you.
Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
He should be hired by the guys with the apt calm.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Oh you talk us to sleep, it could work. I
love Dave, We love David Gilmour soothing voice. That clip
today was all right, then, I'm going to talk about
something that you don't really give a redcess about, but
you're going to listen because I'm David. It was like
audio xanax. That's exactly what it sounds like. So tune
(01:07:41):
in tomorrow and win you some tickets and enjoy the
madness because you only got so many brain cells and
most of them will regenerate anymore. Yes, yeah, all right,
so see on the after show and see you on
the show. Enough show, Thanks for tuning in. I aye bye,
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