The Bo and Them Full Show- Comedian Elanor Kerrigan in Studio, Celebrating National Beer Day Aug 2, 2024 (Ep 1193)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daddy, where do davies come from?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Are you dreading the day? Or child asks about the
birds and the bees? Anxious about how you'll tell your
sweet innocent youngsters the disgusting truth. Hello, I'm Frank Lumquist
and I can help. Just bring your little ones to
Farmer Frank's Heavy Petting Zoo. Your toddlers will love our
cuddle corral where they can touch and hold baby goats

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and ducks. And for the older children, our special procreation
paddock out back is a wonderful place to learn about
the call of the wild because that's where we let
our animals free to well to do it, and do
it they do.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The guinea pigs go at it like rabbits.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
We have horny horses, lusty armors, randy reptiles.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Say have you ever seen turtles? Do it?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Mind you?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And if they don't, I got a video I can
show you.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So don't tell your kiddies some nonsense about the stalk.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I've got a pair of stalks that will really give
them an education right here at Farmer Frank's Heavy Petting Zoo.
I'm Frank Lonquist and I haven't had a woman in
fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Nobody ever asked for us.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Nobody ever needed us, but that doesn't matter because we're
here anyways.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
And gentlemen, I have your attention peace. The show stopped in.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Why okay?

Speaker 6 (01:44):
Seven six three? Too fun?

Speaker 7 (01:55):
So I'm wise and I have worms.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That is not cute.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
That makes me so happy.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We're gonna rock and roll all night, part of every day.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
It's absolutely scrumptious.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Rich You're looking better, tasting, more appetising.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
That case so pushed.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh we are so not.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
We all know what day it is, rocky.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
You know, I learned to live smell.

Speaker 7 (02:29):
I'll never get that sound out of my ears. I'd
recognize that sound anywhere. That was a pretty good show
you put on there.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're gonna help me by getting some petro. We can
no longer be friends. I don't want a romantic relationship.
We're just friend, not a friend. It's funny when friends
get hurt. Let it go.

Speaker 9 (02:52):
The morning, everybody, it's fun and thank god it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I was just thinking that, Yeah, we have clawed our
way to the weekend once again.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
What is it this week that made it feel like
it was three weeks in one week.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I don't know why, but it kind of did it
heat you think it was? No, I think it's I
don't know. More of us going to Gie. I want
to say, yeah, because I haven't planned this weekend. I'm
actually going to my first Ranger game with a year.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
You were supposed to go to the season home opener,
and then your little accident, had.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
A little misstep, a little whoops of days, whoops the days,
and whoop my ass. I'll tell you that right now.
But it is Friday, and we got a guest, a
virgin to the show, not necessarily a virgin virgin, but after.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Seeing her comedy, yeah, she's no virgin.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
He'll know.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Eleanor Kerrigan is coming in today. She had to plain
Old House of Comedy. Did you know she used to
be a member of the Women of Wrestling. Yes, I've
already bonded with her and I hadn't even met her yet.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Wow, I'm sure she has some great stories.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh, I'm sure there's a body slammer two story.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Now, the matter is that she's from Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I know I'm going to address that right off the bat.
She's a South Philly girl. I don't hate the Phillies,
I don't hate the Flyers, and I don't hate the
seventy six ers. The Eagles. Oh yeah, that's a different story.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
There's a real hate for the Eagles and their fans too.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
As we celebrate today International Beer Day. Oh it takes
place on the first Friday in August. International Beer Day
creating two thousand and seven by Jesse Asthma Law. August
was chosen as a month for the holiday because it
is in the summer and it's not near many other
beer holidays, because there's like four beer holidays in there.

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But that does mean I mean once again we're gonna
have to play our Rodney Carrington beer song. I've got
beer in the mini fridge too. She does, well, we'll
just get tanked on the show today. National ice Cream
Sandwich Day. I will f up a box of them
things in a short period of time. They first first

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appeared in the late eighteen nineties in New York City,
being sold by street vendors for a penny apiece. And
you know, they were kind of kind of mushy because
they didn't have refrigeration. They were just ice in the
little color, which meant you had to eat up really fast.
It's World four Leaf Clover Day. Shouldn't this day be
celebrated closer to Saint Patrick's Day Day. I'm pretty much

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trying to forget Saint Patrick's Day for obvious reasons. Yeah,
it's funny, young man, It's still funny. Ball Sorry, I
love you, but it's still funny. It's National Coloring Book Day.
Just try to stay inside the lines. Is a saying
that I don't only apply to coloring books, but a
pie is to life itself.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
I went to a bar and there was a woman
coloring at the brim. Yes, a lot of adults are
into it is it's a form of relax.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Maybe her date didn't show up. How many times you
say you'd better not get out of line or you'll
be in proven National CAD Day that stands for Computer
Aided Design All right, Oh okay.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
I thought it was a different kind of cat.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
For you computer geeks. Brom Pie Day. Brom is a
city in Minnesota that was named the Homemade Pie Capital
of Minnesota by the governor in nineteen ninety. There was
a pie in ice cream social that was funded by
Celebrate Minnesota Tourism grant. Minnesota is a nice place to visit,

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just not in the winter time, and you would know
I would know Dinosaur's Day. Dinosaurs, well, scientists believe they
first appeared about two hundred and forty five million years
ago and existed for about one hundred and eighty million years,
going extinct about sixty six million years. That's a little
before my time, so I'm not going to dwell long.
I'm sure they'll celebrate in glen Rose. I'm sure they will.

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Oh yeah, you can dig for dinosaur bone and you'll
probably find and.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
You can hang out with the dinosaur footprints.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Huh. It is also National Grab Some Nuts Day again.
You might want to ask first, Okay, your permission, I'm
just saying I'm okay. So we got sports of all
sorts coming up pon, then more bizarreity on the Freaking
Fool File, and then Miss Owner Kerrigan is going to

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join us on the show.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
And don't forget seven fifty Friday Morning, Thuster Cluck for
Death Leopard Journey and Steve Norban tickets.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Let's see how devious AO was this time?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Oh all right, well, we got to do it to
it before we screw it.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So are you ready ready or not? Here's another one.
You don't know how it feels to be me So
why don't you feel me and find out what out? Dallas?
What was Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five?
It is six thirty in time versus sports of all sorts?

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Rod you buy the Will Hide Law Firm Injury Lawyers
got Willheight wins dot Com.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
All right, let's see what happened at the Olympics. Second
round of the men's individual stroke play has begun at
that golf. Nahunel Matsuyama Hadeki of Japan is the current
leader after shooting an eight under in yesterday's play. Xanderschoffle
of the USA is two behind and Dallas is Scottie

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Scheffler is trying to catch up with everybody. Jeffler found
himself in a seven way tie at four under, but
oh got it? Come on? Two Americans could win Olympic
gold for the first time and the men synchronize three
meters springboard today. Greg Duncan and Tyler Downs are in
the eight field team. Duncan is making his Olympic debut
in Paris, while Downs competed in Tokyo, but he didn't

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medal till he'll go for now. The US men's soccer
team will play Morocco in its first Olympic quarterfinal match
in twenty four years since the two thousand Sydney Games.
American Caleb Dresso will go for his ninth gold medal
and second in Paris as he competes in the men's
fifty meter freestyle final at one thirty this afternoon. And

(09:26):
stars Simone Biles, Katie Ladeki, and Sunny Lee all made
the podium on a big day six for Team USA
at the Olympics. Simone Biles reclaimed the gold medal in
the women's all around event. This girl just cannot be stopped.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
The missishim amazing last night.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Swimmer Katie Ladeki, with thirteen Olympic medals to her name,
is now the most decorated US woman in Olympic history. Right.
The United States maintained their spot atop the medal standings
in Paris with seven total podium finishes across four different sports. Yesterday,
Americans picked up medals and fencing, gymnastics, swimming, and rowing.

(10:03):
I saw the rowing those Can you gut it like
that for six and a half minutes? Hell no, oh hurts,
Oh no, it hurt me just watching.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
Twenty four year olds Shakerrie Richardson became a Texas track
legend by running a short distance in a very short
amount of time, but there's been nothing short about her
journey to the Olympics. Richardson's long awaited moment in the
spotlight on the biggest stage in sports is finally here.
The US track star and Dallas native is making her
Olympics debut in the women's one hundred meter event. Preliminary

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rounds got underway today before the final tomorrow. She already
won that first round heat in the one hundred meter.
Her time was ten point ninety four. She also set
to represent Team USA in the women's four by one
hundred meter relay event, which starts on the second week
of the Summer Games in Paris. As long as she
doesn't puff on some weed this time around, she should

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smoke everyone on the track. In case you forgot, she
is from Dallas and went to Carter High School before
heading to Baton Rouge to go to LSU, where she
was a beast on the track.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Absolutely absolutely standing.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
This young lady Olympic athlete has gotten the break of
her lifetime, no pun intended. We're talking about Team Great
Britain Olympic skateboarder Sky Brown. She dislocated her shoulder out
and yet she's been clear to continue in the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
He must be a tough girl. I miss being young
in the hospital for a month.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Yeah, man, this is real good news for her and
her family and her fans. Not even a dislocated shoulder
will break the spirit of this determined Olympia and a
team great Britain. Skateboarder Sky Brown cleared by your medical
team to compete in the twenty twenty four Olympic skateboarding
event on Tuesday after dislocating her shoulder just a matter
of a few days ago.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
How do you do that? I don't know, drugs something.
You know. There was real football on last night. There
was the Hall of Fame game. It sure was nice
seeing some nf fell football on. So that means it's
time to talk Jerry, because Jerry's got some things on
his mind. Dak Prescott. But he is coming off a
career year for the Dallas Cowboys. He finished twenty twenty

(12:11):
three regular season first in touchdown passes and second in
MVP voting. Here's something else If he gets four seven
hundred yards this season, Dak would surpass both Tony Romo
and Troy Aikman really to be the Cowboys all time
leaving passer. But Prescott's story has been highlighted by his
team's failures in the postseason. He has a two to

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five record in the playoffs, including yet last year's embarrassing
loss to the Green Bay Pecker. Hisz this is basically
the make or break year, not only for Dak but
also for coach Mike McCarthy. Eventually, Jerry is gonna have
to make a decision not only on Dak and McCarthy,
but he's got Ceedee Lamb and Michael Parsons to work
out as well. Open that wallet, Jerry. This isn't anything

(12:54):
you hadn't heard before, but it's getting to be nut
cut in time. And everyone who hates the Cowboys, and
I know they're a lot of you out there, you're
gonna hate this. There's proof that the Cowboys truly are
America's team. The website flash Picks did a deep dive
into Google search data and found that they are the
most searched for NFL team in the United States. Cowboys

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are subject to more than seven million, one hundred and
thirty eight thousand Google searches in the US every month.
In addition to America, the Cowboys are the most searched
NFL team in twenty nine other countries, including China, Japan,
and Saudi Arabia. Dallas beat out the Kansas City Chiefs
and the Buffalo Bills for the top spot in worldwide

(13:37):
searches excluding the US. Now, whether or not this transfers
into wins this season remains to be seen. We'll get
our first look at this year's team a week from Sunday,
when the Cowboys will kick off the preseason against the
Rams in lof Angeles.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Let's talk a little baseball. Two teams chasing a playoff
spot will share the diamond tonight at Globeli Field in
Arlington as the world champion Texas Rangers host the Boston
Red Sox. Tonight's match up, the first of three games,
will mark the first of the season between the two clubs.
Now last year, the Red Sox and Rangers split six
games evenly. First pitch tonight will be at seven h five.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Now.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
Boston heads to Arlington after going three to three on
a six game homestand they beat the Seattle Mariners three
to two on Wednesday, while the Rangers were routed by
the Saint Louis Cardinals ten to one on Wednesday to
end their road trip with a record of one and
five outs. That hurts. Texas outscored forty one to nineteen
over the six games in Toronto and Saint Louis. The

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defending World Series champions hit four and a half games.
They sit four and a half games back of the
lead in the American League West. They're behind the Astros
and the Seattle Mariners, who stand in first place.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I get I hate getting pushed around by the Cardinals
because I remember that World Series we played against the
Cardinals twenty eleven. We had them down two outs with
a two run lead twice. Punk blew it. Blew it.
Oh man, that was That was a kick in the balls, man,
I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
Let's talk a little more MLB. They announced their playoff
schedule for the new season. This includes a month of
games starting on the first of October, ending with the
potential Game seven of the World Series as late as Saturday,
November two.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
It's going to go by fast.

Speaker 10 (15:16):
One big change or improvement, if you will, is that
there is a flexible start date for the World Series games.
If the NL Championship Series and the AL Championship Series
both end by the nineteenth of October, they will move
the start of the World Series back earlier to October
twenty second. That means a bit less waiting around for
those games to begin, which will be real nice. We'll

(15:38):
keep you posting.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
It usually takes a while, especially if one team gets
rid of their other team in swift fashion, then they
get all this time to rest or rust as the
case may be. And the Texas summer has decided to
ramp up, just as youth and high school sports are
taking off intense practices. Anybody who played high school football

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remember two a days. Whether it's football or marching band,
students are having to be extra careful in the heat.
There is a heat advisory in place for North Texas
for the rest of this week and next week, with
high temperatures pushing one hundred degrees or higher by this weekend.
The higher humidity is another factor that doctors say can
impact student athletes. Experts recommend a number of habits that

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parents can establish with their child athletes to ensure they
stay safe and healthy. The night before you start hydrating
and eat plenty of carbs for energy. Datorade with dinner
or some salty foods can get those electrolytes in. Then
in the morning, hydrate more before practice, specifically one ounce
of water for every ten pounds of body weight. That's

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a lot. That's an hour leading up to exercise. Once
the athletes are on the field, they need to drink
often every fifteen to thirty minutes. School district require coaches
to follow this protocol, so nobody has an episode.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Yeah, kids, these days have it so easy.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
This hits day. Day have it so easy.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 11 (17:06):
In my day, they practice naked on a bed of
nails like this, all right, the freaking full file next
on the bow and them showing Plusha whip a step
in session.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
That's right. Don't look back because whatever's chasing you might
catch you if you do. Okay, a visit from comedian
Eleanor Kerrigan is coming up. But now you know what
time it is? Time for the freaking full file. Here's
this Florida man. You know when I say Florida, you think,
oh god, what is this? He was hanging out inside

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his garage. He had the garage door open, sitting out
there drinking a coal beer, enjoying a pleasant summer night
when he was suddenly attacked by an animal, actually two animals.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Oh my gosh, okay.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
The man who only gave his name as Randy, was
sitting aside in his garage after midnight and thought he
heard coyotes outside. Randy walked out onto his driveway and
started making coyote sounds, calling for the animals, just to
see if they were nearby and if they would show up.
It's not something most people would do, but while no

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coyotes responded, a couple of armadillos did and charged at him.
They were coming for his eye.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
I didn't know armadillos were that aggressive.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I didn't neither. His home surveillance camera caught the hilarious
moment on video, showing the animals taking him by surprise. Luckily,
he wasn't hurt, and the armadillos ran away when he
started throwing empty beer cans at them. Shouldn't armadillos be
out getting run over on a highway somewhere? Yes, that's
basically the only place you see him. Yeah, road pizza,

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that's right there, you go.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Two siblings in South Carolina got into a brawl over
unseasoned chicken, leading to assault charges. It all started when
Hope Harper asked her brother Anthony why he didn't season
the chicken they were going to eat at their grandmother's house,
and then called him a dumb ass dog when he
said he thought their grandmother would do it. Anthony then

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shoved his sister Hope into a table and punched her
about five times in the face. You know, things escalated
when someone fired a gun into the ceiling to stop
the fight, and Hope grabbed a knife, prompting Anthony to
run to the grandmother's room to get away from her.
Their grandmother got pissed off that her grandkids were fighting
and came after both of them with a broom. Anthony
then grabbed a can of bug spray and squirted Hope

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in the face and the neck with the bug spray.
She wrestled it out of his hands and sprayed him back.
Now you would think that this story involves young kids, right. No.
Anthony is twenty seven and Hope is twenty five. Both
were arrested and charged with assault, but were later released
on bond.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
And Annabelle showed me the pictures of these two and
I just got one thing to say.

Speaker 12 (19:54):
Oh k, yeah, that was a big definitely, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
And real friendly.

Speaker 10 (20:06):
Well, speaking of Keen family, nothing says let's remember our
loved ones like a huge brawl at the funeral home
where they're being memorialized. Yeah, it sounds like an episode
of six feet under. During a visitation at Mars Funeral
Home in Cohois, New York, a massive brawl broke out
involving more than one hundred.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
People under it. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
Luckily it was at a viewing the day before the
actual memorial service, so there wasn't mixed company there yet,
it was just Ken.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
So was there an open casket?

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I think so.

Speaker 10 (20:43):
At first, nobody who was there would say what or
who started to fight.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
The rumor is it started over.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
Someone who was married and yet banged a person that
was right there in the room. Excuse me, someone who
banged the guy who died spite being married and apparently
screwed him right before he died. Okay, Oh, so that's
supposedly what started to fight. How did a hundred people
get involved in the brawl over who's had sex with who?

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When you're supposed to be paying the respects to the
lost one yeah. Now, multiple police agencies had to be
dispatched and get things under control. Seven of the participants
cuffed and stuff. This all went down the day before
the actual funeral memorial service, which had to be all.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Kinds of fun the next day. Huh wow, one hundred people.
Then there is forty five year old Joseph Rick Hardella.
He was bitten by a rattlesnake when he tried to
help the snake off the road to safety. Let me thinking, okay,
let me just say something. Anytime the word rattlesnake is

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involved in any conversation, it means you stay the hell
away from que please. The guy was driving home when
he saw the rattlesnake in the middle of the road
and decided, oh man, I'd hate to see that beautiful
animal get run over, so he stopped to help the
slithery reptile off the highway so it wouldn't get kilt.

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But as he placed a spare shirt over the rattlesnake's
head and picked it up, the snake bit his hand.
Because that's what rattlesnakes do if you mess with him.
He quickly called his former girlfriend, Britney Hillmeyer, but she
thought He was joking at first until the venom started
to affect his speech. Let us talk like this, that's

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not good. He was getting to the point where he
couldn't really talk. She told the TV station. You couldn't
understand him. He was like he was trying to talk
to someone with a mouthful of marbles or a body
full of snake venom. Rick Cardella found a way to
drive himself to a nearby hospital, where he was airlifted
to another hospital where he was administered the needed doses

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of anti venom in order that he wouldn't die now.
Before that, his respiratory system began to fail and he
went into cardiac arrest. When he finally came out of
it and was okay, he later said he wished he'd
just run over the snake of the first place. Well, yeah,
you get out to help a rattlesnake. Rattlesnakes don't know

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you're trying to be nice. They just see arm bike.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Yes, they do what rattlesnakes do, that's what they do.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
You knew I was a snake. You knew I was a.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Rattles Coming up next hour, your last chance this week
to win tickets to see Death Leopard Journey and the
Steve Miller Band August twelfth at Globeliine Field. So how
can you win? Well, get ready for another Friday morning
fuster cluck that's coming up at around seven fifty right
here on the Bow and Them show on Dallas Fort
Worse lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Whoa, whoa, whoa lone Star ninety two to five. Hey, Eleanor, Yes,
I got a special intro for you.

Speaker 13 (23:46):
I'm excited, Yes, me.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Y my ride enjoy.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Hey, hello Eleanor carrying? How you doing, Eleanor?

Speaker 7 (24:04):
I'm swell you are?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I can tell? So how's your knee?

Speaker 13 (24:09):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh wrong? Carrygan?

Speaker 7 (24:12):
You dare you?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I've been called that before.

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Eleanor before.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
No, only when they want me to. She's at the
plain Old House of Comedy this weekend and this first
time been on this show.

Speaker 13 (24:28):
Yes, I'm excited about it.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
You're gonna find out how a bunch of low life
we are here.

Speaker 14 (24:34):
Now I'm excited. Now I'm up, Eleanor. You a South
Philly girl, aren't That's right?

Speaker 13 (24:38):
It says it on my shirt case. I forget.

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Maid in South Philly. My mom always says, how.

Speaker 13 (24:45):
Do you know.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I guess that means you're an Eagles fan.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Watch your mouth there, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
break your heart.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
I'm not an Eagles fan.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Really, that makes us happy. Hey, don't get credit. I'm
not a Cowboys fan either.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's all right. Well who's your team then?

Speaker 13 (25:06):
Rams?

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Cuz Rams, I'll tell you why, can give you why?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, because it's a Dallas or I'm sorry, it's a
Texan right, where's it? S m u.

Speaker 13 (25:15):
Yes, I'm a huge Eric Dickerson fan.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Oh okay.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
So when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I have six brothers, we had one television. I don't
know anything but sports. They ran numbers. We had to
watch college. When I saw him on the Pony Express
as a very very little girl, me and my brother
Bobby were obsessed, and still to this day we are.
So when he went to the Rams, we became Rams fans. Oh.
We followed him his whole career. So it's just we still.

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I still stay with the Rams. Listen, I fought everybody
in South Philly over this. I've been arrested in Vet Stadium,
So bring it on.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Cousin, what'd you do?

Speaker 13 (25:53):
That's not anybody's business. There's no reason Santa Claus should
be out there.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Own business.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Christmas time. We're playing football here.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Is it true?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
You got nine brothers and sisters?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Yeah, six brothers.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
You had to learn to whip some ass.

Speaker 13 (26:09):
Right, I'll fight this whole room.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Nice Irish Catholic family.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, your parent negative. Your parents loved each other a lot,
and often they did.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
They My dad wanted twelve, he wanted twelve, twelve. Yeah,
and then after ten he was like.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
This is a lot.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
So he left. He left, and uh, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm sure your mom said, oh no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you go to tear this thing up.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
I'm Mexican and that's a lot. I always say that.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, everybody. All my Mexican friends were like, yo, yoh,
why so many? I'm like, whoa, who are you so
to judge?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah? Do you have any kids of your own?

Speaker 13 (26:48):
No? No, I'm old school.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
If I even think I'm pregnant, all Joe Biden right
down the step, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
That is okay.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
We are in Texas.

Speaker 13 (26:59):
I'm already I don't have any kids.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Okay, here's something I just found out about you. You
were in Wow, the Women of Wrestling. Yes, that so
so the girl can put a sleephold on you, give
you a soup flex you don't shut up? Did you
have it to watch and enjoy that glow series on it?

Speaker 14 (27:22):
I did?

Speaker 7 (27:23):
I did.

Speaker 13 (27:23):
I loved that.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I thought it was terrific and I did audition for
it and they were like so excited about there was
a great part for me. And then it went under
that's what I bring. So say goodbye to your radio
station now that I'm on it.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Tell bo how you would come out and the women
of wrestling? What your stick?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well, first of all, what was your stage name?

Speaker 13 (27:42):
Well, well, let's go an easy rider.

Speaker 14 (27:44):
Naturally, Mama's proud.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I Wrestling is, like you know, has a lot of
racial undertones.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
It's kind of funny. So I was white trash.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Hicks.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
We were Harley's Angels.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The weird part is I went to the audition right,
and when I did it, I was like, ah, man,
how am I going to tell my mom? Because she
had all these boys in a row than me. She's like,
I just want this little girl. And then I'm just
a tomboy. I'm terrible, I'm playing football, I'm I lost
all my teeth.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
It's crazy. So I call her.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And I go, Mom, don't get mad at me, but
I'm gonna take this show. It's a wrestling show. She goes, oh, honey,
I'm so excited for you. I go, what, really, You're
not mad? She goes, no, this is great. They have
great women characters. And I'm thinking, Whoch, like, what do
you watch? And so I get home. I go, I'm
gonna call you from a landline, right, I call her
when I get home. My sister Karen answered. She goes, yo,

(28:40):
you're gonna be on West Wing.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
That's what she thought I was. So I had to
tell her.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I'm going to have a lady with a mullet and
a sleeper hold and not hanging out with Martin sheen.

Speaker 13 (28:55):
That wasn't the difference.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
What was the deal with the cue ball?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh? So we would come out, so I would take
the cube ball and I would crush it and it
would just you know, that was me showing I was tough, like.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Odd Job and Goldfinger when he crushed the golf ball,
that you were a ball buster. We were at a balluster.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Sure, I'm a ballbuster in real life, so that's fun.
It was fun to do it that way.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
He wouldn't have it any other way? Did you want
to be like the fabulous Mullah? You know who she is?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Sure, of course I do.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
The ladies that trained us, they worked with her like
they knew your story. My Selena Majors is a big
Mullah fan and told us everything about.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Her, so she was like the queen of women' dress.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Unbelievable, phenomenal, crazy story though, crazy crazy documentary out there
they're putting out, I believe.

Speaker 13 (29:43):
I don't know what if it's out or not.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think you know a friend of this shows, Okay, Joe.
Joe is an interesting person to say the least. That
man does two thousand milligrams of edibles at one city.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
You imagine, and he's still standing. Can you imagine if
he didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
What we would have to deal with if Joe Diaz
didn't do his Black Stars or whatever they're called. I've
done his show a million times. He's like, come on,
come on, hey, this is peer pressure.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh god, oh yeah, I love Joe Dia. We worked
at the comedy store together for a long time. So
one of my waitresses, I was a head waitress for
a while, did mean, I, you know, take it anyway
you want to yeah, so you know I'm giving No,
I'm not a waitress. I don't know how to be

(30:44):
back and so uh yeah. One of my waitresses used
to fight with him all the time.

Speaker 13 (30:48):
She'd come in. She goes she was from the South,
She goes, Joe, Da, he won't get hit.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
You. I'm not tote it.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
He would say, like the craziest stuff to us and
about by we all, he's my favorite.

Speaker 13 (31:01):
I love one of my favorite people on the planet.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, okay, so y'all stick around more with Eleanor Carrigan
coming up on the boat and them shall jallice? What
was classic Brocolon? Star Jack and Diane and Eleanor Carrigan?
Who is here? She's they played a house of comedy
here this weekend? A former Wow wrestler by Wow Wow.

(31:25):
Who did you watch in wrestling growing up?

Speaker 13 (31:27):
I watched I Love Bob Becklan when I was little.
That was my.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, he had big ears, but he was like a
nice guy. And then he did he become a heel.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
No, no, no, he was always a nice guy and
he lost to the Iron Chic and he was crying
in the dressing room.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Man and the Iron Chic used to come to the
comedy store like years later, and I'd be like, oh
my gosh, I'm Iron Sheet. And then he'd heckle everybody,
and I'm like.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
I wonder why they beat this.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Funny.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh he's terrible. We tortured him. Yeah, but his nephew
and all them still coming. They're great, They're great.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
You never heard so many cuss words come out of
a human's mouth.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Iron She he ruined every comedy show every night. Maybe
that's why I got into wrestling. I want to drop kicker.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
He would probably be hard to throw out of the
club too.

Speaker 13 (32:15):
No, I'll throw him out.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I'll bet you put your foot up that.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
Wait a minute, now we're talking.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Does your mom like your dirty jokes?

Speaker 13 (32:26):
Well, that's that's why.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
The last time she came to see me was in
Jersey and I did this joke about anal beads and
uh that they were rosary beads, and this is where
she got mad. Look how quiet, Hey, I I my jokes.
I still say the rosary. I just take him out slower.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
That's too fast.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
She freaked out like a r.

Speaker 13 (32:52):
She's been pouring Hollywooter on me for a while.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
About the time that you watched the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Now she's eighty six. You know, she's so when I
go home, like it's she's so cute. She's real little
because ten kids, each one of us took a vertebrae
on the way out, and what we did with like
we'll sit, we'll watch crazy stuff. So I made her
watch the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff and this is you know,
at first, I thought, man, this is gonna scare her,
and then I thought, man, she's eighty six, she won't remember.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
She kind of elder abuses.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
She forgot.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So we're watching it. I forgot a lot about Jeffrey Dahmer.
I forgot where he was from. Like I forgot he
was gay.

Speaker 13 (33:30):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I just didn't think about it. And then we're watching
it and we were about to start the third episode
of My Mom. She immediately goes, oh, honey, this gay
stuff is a lot.

Speaker 7 (33:41):
But he just ate three people.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
And you're worried about its sexually.

Speaker 13 (33:46):
That's what you're upset about.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Like she was so it was so serious and I
go really like she just she's like, well, it's a lot.

Speaker 13 (33:55):
They're pushing it on us. Turn me into a lesbian
and I know it.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Well, she's out of control.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, Like I'll call and she'll just roast my brothers
as they walk in the door because no one left.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
I'm the only one the left.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Like they walk in and it's just like all right,
all right, she's just sitting in her chair, just shooting off.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
She's crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Did you have to fight a lot with your brothers?

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Sure, I'll fight them right now. Bring them on.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I don't know where they are.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
It's just that's that we have to stay up.

Speaker 13 (34:28):
Like when I go home. Like my little sister.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We always have this joke because there's a coffee table
and when we used to restless kids, we'd move it.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
So I was like, move that coffee table, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
And my mom's like, you're too old to fight now,
you're gonna hurt yourself.

Speaker 13 (34:41):
But we still do it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
We don't care move the coffee table.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You would put like a flat sheet down and that
would be our ring and we'd still flip each other
like that's you're still going on the floor, idiot. My
brother Johnny went through the window one time. That's a problem.
We almost killed each other quite often. It's impressive that
we're still alive.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Did your mom make you go to church a lot?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, yeah, and we would go and take the bulletin,
you know, the church bulletin, and leave and then then
she would go what was the homily about?

Speaker 13 (35:15):
And I'm like, oh, you're gonna go there?

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Okay, Okay, let me the question. Okay, got questions.

Speaker 13 (35:22):
No, it wasn't in there. It was maybe it was.
We didn't read it.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Not the spaghetti supper.

Speaker 13 (35:27):
Yeah, we'd make it up.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Did you go to church? What was your homily about?
I went to church.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Yeah. She still gets on me about not going to church.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Well.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I was raised in a Baptist church, First Baptist Corsicanada,
Texas cost Kamatics. I was supposed to be a good boy.
You can see how that worked out. Didn't you have
a good old boy? Did you start in comedy as
a waitress at the.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
College store in La Yeah, the head headwaiter waitress.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, you are the most popular one.

Speaker 13 (36:00):
What I was a Mitchie Shore's assistant. Oh yeah, the
comedy stores.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I know Paulie real Well.

Speaker 13 (36:05):
Okay, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I love paul and I just talked to him yesterday,
but I just we grew up together. It feels like
because I moved to l a young and then I
worked at the comedy store as a waitress for twelve years,
and then I left and came back a year and
a half later as a comic.

Speaker 13 (36:22):
Like, that's pure mental illness.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
If you're anybody's playing cards at home keeping score.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Looking at her romantic resume, Wow, you were engaged to
Andrew dice Clay. Yeah, second ext me.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
But I love how my mom said when I told
my mom I was dating him. You know, it's like
guess who's coming to dinner, and so she goes, that's
an old reference.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
So I got the room, I read the room.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I go, mom, I started dating this guy anentertised Is
that the guy who puts a cigarette in his ear?
Why would you think it goes in his ear? He
goes around his head.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I don't know why he did all that, but he
did it.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Oh, it was all show. You guys are still very
very close, very close.

Speaker 13 (37:14):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yes, you actually introduced him to his now girlfriend.

Speaker 13 (37:18):
Yes, and she's terrific.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
And we were on the Impractical Jokers cruise. Yes, and
I met her and first of all, she stood out
like a sore thumb because I was like, you know,
why are you here? But she had worked in advertising,
so I was like, oh, that's why she's here. She likes,
you know, comedy. She she's working technically. So and then
she hooked up with my sister. My older sister, Karen

(37:42):
was with me and they were hanging out drinking and
I went over and she goes, oh, yeah, I just
gotta have a ten year relationship. And I go, oh,
I got a guy for you. And I started pitching
and my sister goes, are you pitching your ex fiance?

Speaker 7 (37:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
And then we told her who it was, and she goes,
I'm good, look what happened.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
And then they met in Dallas.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 13 (38:06):
They hit it all.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Yeah, we're working.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Here Eleanor Carrigan at the plain Old House of Comedy.
Thanks for coming in. Here's your little outro here seeing
Eleanor Carrigan play O House of Comedy.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Feel free to come back anytime. Yon't do girl all right?
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five,
The Bowe and Them Joe. It's hard to handle sometimes,
but be brave, stick around because we have tickets to
go see def Leppard, Journey, and the Steve Miller Band.
That's the good news. The bad news is it's one

(38:45):
of Ale's Friday fuster clocks. Oh No, hot mess. Three
songs played at the same time, one by def Leppard,
one by Journey, and one by the Steve Miller Band. Yep,
why because we're devious that.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Way, get out the tailanaw and the advil.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
But first, you know, there's a whole lot going on
every weekend around him, and there's a whole lot going
on this weekend too, So let's find out this time
for another episode.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Of Hey What What? I'm so glad you asked? Texas
Rangers back at Globe lie Field this weekend. They're gonna
start a three game series against the Boston Red Sox tonight.
First pitch tonight will be at seven o five. Tomorrow's
game will be at six oh five, and be on
the lookout for Bull Roberts. He's gonna be throwing out

(39:34):
the first peanut at the game.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah, I'll be throwing out my back moluck.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
And then on Sunday, the Rangers will wrap up the
series against the Red Sox with the game at one
thirty five at Globelife Field Live Music to check out
this weekend. There is a lot going on. John Popper
and Blues Traveler are at the Pavilion at Toyota Music
Factory tonight. Tomorrow night, the rock band oh Ari with
special guest fits in the Tantrums will play there and

(40:01):
then at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tonight, Country and
bluegrass star Marty Stewart takes a stage along with his
band of Fabulous Superlatives and get ready for a wave
of purple. At the Music Hall at fair Park tonight,
It's my first love the former teen heartthrob Donnie Austen.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Donnie Donnie Osma I will.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Be there front and center. Will not front row well
cles enough?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Will you try to blow him if you get the chance.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
Meanwhile, don't say this's million Tonight it's another teen heartthrob
who grew up One Direction's Nile Horn. And then tomorrow night,
an old friend of ours, Josh Venable and his band
Panic Morrissey and Smith's Tribute is playing at the Granada
Theater in Dallas. On Sunday. Dan Silverleaf in Denton presents
Jack Ingram for a solo acoustic matinee that's gonna be

(40:52):
at four pm on Sunday Comedy this week, and she
just paid us a visit. Eleanor Kerrigan is at the
Plano House of com with shows tonight through Sunday. Billy D.
Washington is at Hyenas in Dallas, and Tony Rock is
at the Addison Emperor.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
We've tried to get Billy D. Washington on the show
because he's an old friend of ours, but he didn't
get in until later today.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
He couldn't make it in time. Downtown Dallas. Today they
are celebrating International Beer Day. You talked about this at
the beginning of the show, Bud. We're gonna have festivities
at the AT and T Discovery District in downtown Dallas
starting at eleven this morning. Enjoy a wide selection of
craft beers at the Exchange Bar and tomorrow at the

(41:32):
Dallas Farmer's Market. It's the sixth annual Watermelon Day. You're
gonna enjoy free samples of watermelon, live music, and so
much more.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I will tear up some water I would.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
Love to see if they have spicy watermelon margarita. The
circus has moved from the American Airline Center in Dallas
to Fort Worths Dickey's Arena. This weekend. The reimagine Wringling
Brothers in Barnum and Bailey Circus without animals and without
clowns in full makeup has shows tonight, Tomorrow and Sunday

(42:05):
at the Windspere Opera House in Dallas. It's the last
weekend to see Disney's Little Mermaid presented by Dallas Theater Center,
and then Sunday night at the House of Blues in Dallas. Ladies,
grab your girlfriends for a girls' night out and see
the internationally acclaimed Mail Review Australia's Thunder from down Under.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Some swinging dolls right in your face. There's some helicopter.
There's some helicopter for you.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Here's a dollar for you. That is just some of
what is going on this weekend.

Speaker 12 (42:37):
Say.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five Journey,
starring Annabelle's future ex husband Steve Perry.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Oh, I would never divorce him.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
You would for Donnie Osmond was gonna say, would you
cheat on Steve to do Donnie?

Speaker 7 (42:55):
No, Nope, real Donnie is happily married.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Well, Steve made two I don't know he.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Thanks to my good stocking effort.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Every breath you. Okay, Journey, by the way, is on
the bill with def Leopard and Steve Miller Band. They're
playing at Globe lie Field on Monday, August the twelfth.
Now here's where we do the part on Friday that
gives us all a headache. It's the Friday fuster cluck.

(43:29):
This is where we play three songs at the same time.
You have to somehow get your brain to get wired
to sort all this stuff Outmaine helps, yeah, so does
a good nap right after. But it is one from
def Leppard, one from Journey, and one from the Steve
Miller Band. And he made this a little tough. I'll

(43:50):
just give it to you right now, you know. Okay,
So listen hard and see if you can tell me
these three songs played at us aim damn time, Oh

(44:17):
my god, my head? Oh okay, you want a puke bucket? No,
I'll just aim for the trash can behind it. See
I can whip around and then come back to the show.

Speaker 7 (44:29):
I can identify one song, but then it's just a headache.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Okay, let me play it again. Please. If we don't
get an answer after a while, we will take one
song away. All right, listen and learn because here it
comes again. Okay. I can hear the journey in the

(45:00):
Steve Miller clearly. Uh huh, it's it's the uh, it's
the Deaf Leopard one. This kind of hmmm.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
You can hear the drum beat in the Deaf Leopard
win really well. But everything else is kind of shoes
in the dryer.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh, shoes in the dryer, like okay, two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine two five.
If you can tell me what those three songs are
played at the same time, well you have my utmost
respect because your brain is wired a lot better than mine. Yeah,
let's go to the vone Taire Going Them Show. Can
you tell me those three songs? What the hell are they?

(45:37):
What are they?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I'll take that as a no. Going Them Show. Can
you tell me the three songs?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I God, who's crying now?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, you know? Uh huh Rock of Ages.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
No, okay, so we know one song.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's one of the slower Deaf Leopard songs. It is
Going Them Show. Can you name the three songs? Yes?
I can.

Speaker 15 (46:03):
Okay, let's go Okay, black Magic, nice try, though.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I'm surprised that Elvisman hadn't called. He say, let's go again,
Bow and them show. Can you name those three songs?
What are they?

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Separate way, separate way?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Now you know what. Let's go ahead and take one
away right now, go ahead. The one we're taking away
is the Steve Miller song. It was Space Cowboy, it
was Space Calvin. That was the curve we threw you.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
And it came in late.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah, it came in late yeah. The beginning of it
is a little quiet.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
Is it going to be easier now?

Speaker 10 (46:47):
Though, it's gonna be insanely easy, insane easier.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Okay, listen and name these two songs, one by def
Leppard and one by Joinney. Oh you should have it

(47:14):
by now.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
It's a sweet death Leopard song.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
It's a sweet dead Leopard song. But don't get hysterical
over it. Let me do it one more time, one
more time, one more time. Hey, guys, I will say,

(47:45):
this is a lot less brutal than some you have
done in the past. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
Once she gets two songs, it's a little easier, but
I want her to make the three one a bitch.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Well, you're good. You succeeded my friend. Let's see if
anybody knows how them show? Can you name the two songs?
What are they?

Speaker 7 (48:03):
It's hysteria and who's trying there?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Well, you got our you got our last pair of
def Leppard, Journey and Steve Miller band tickets. Congratulations girl?
Who is this?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
I am freaking out?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
This is Enna the hairstyles, Deanna the hairstyle. O think
you and do anything with this mess up here on
my head?

Speaker 7 (48:29):
Where do you work out of?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah? Where do you work out of?

Speaker 9 (48:33):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I work at?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Rock and Roots Salon and Weatherford, Texas.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
All right and roll see don't talk her out of
those tickets because she won't give them to you. Okay,
hold on just a minute. We got to get some
information from him. Then we're gonna hook you up a
thank you. You're welcome, darling. All right. Then coming up,
we're gonna celebrate International Beer Day. Next on the bow

(48:57):
and Them show.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Congratulations to Deanna our latest winter Now next hour, we
have your shot at tickets to see ten CC for
their first tour in forty six years, are going to
play the Majestic in Dallas Friday, August ninth, and we'll
give away those tickets at around eight forty or so
when we open up the lone Star ticket window right
here on the bow and them show. I'm lone Star
ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
All right, Dallas War's classic ground lone Star ninety two
to five. It is the cars coming up. We have
tickets to see ten CC in concert at the Majestic Theater.
Let's see that is a week from tonight. It is
and a great venue for them. Well we told you
at the first of the show. It's time to raise

(49:43):
a glass and pop up nicole one because today is
International Beer Day. The good people of the Czech Republic
drink the most beer per capita, as the country has
topped the list for almost thirty years straight. Wow, since
nineteen ninety three. Not Germany, Nope, nope that Germany's down

(50:03):
at number seven. Say checks drink almost twice as much
beer per person as the second ranking country Austria. Okay,
they are number one. Czech Republic followed by Austria, Lithuania,
Romania and Poland, where people really have a reason to
want to.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Get to say.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
The US comes in at number seventeen. Oh my god,
we can do better, people, Yeah, it up that means
we here in America need to drink more beer.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
Bye God sow, I go.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Sing along if yon't more, so we can drink more.
We'll drink a whole lot more. If you don't, we'll

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take up the slack for you this weekend. Bowing them sounds.
Oh yeah, I don't even sleep all night long.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
I try, though, I try.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
By the way, we have some tickets to go see
ten CCS concert at the Majestic Theater in Dallas a
week from tonight. Yep, get ridy for that fine Friday night.
And you know, we just gave away tickets to you know,
journey Journeys coming with def Leppard and the Steve Miller Band.
Well journeys. Neil Sean and Jonathan Kane are at each

(51:31):
other's throats again again. Kaine has filed another lawsuit against
his bandmate, once again, claiming he is footloose and fancy
free with the band's American Express card. Sean has supposedly
maxed out the account with a one million dollar limit
by exceeding a daily hotel fee. They had a cap

(51:52):
of fifteen hundred dollars. He spent up to ten thousand
dollars a night. Oh, my job. How nice does a
hotel to me?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
I bet it's his wife doing all I.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Bet it is. In addition, the suit claims that debt
payments have been blocked and they couldn't pay their crew
and production company on their current stadium.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Tour with def Leppard, that there's still touring.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
There's still touring. Jean has not commented in this suit,
which is the second time Kane has done so due
to overspending. The first time was in twenty twenty two.
I'm sure hope you bored and walk all this out
before you get here. On August twelve, and you probably
heard this, Russia and the United States have reportedly agreed
to a monumental prisoner swap which will secure the release

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of Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovik, who has been
held since twenty twenty three, and former US Marine Paul Wheeland,
who has been imprisoned in Russia since twenty eighteen. The
swap would include the release of twenty four people and
also involves Germany in three other countries. Eight Russian nationals,
some with suspected ties to Russian intelligence, are believed to

(52:56):
be among the prisoners being released, along with a convicted
killer name Vadim Kasikov who had been serving a life
sentence in Germany. Now he's free to kill again. Oh nice.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
In Peru, there's something called the Phoenix Squad. It's a
group of female detectives who specialize in catching cheaters. Oh
like a great TV show.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, I think they've already beat you to it.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
According to founder Jessica Molina, the group has solved over
ten thousand cases in the last two decades, using everything
from old fashioned detective work to drones and hidden cameras.
While the Phoenix Squad investigates both men and women accused
of being unfaithful, the detectives on the Squad are exclusively
women because Molina believes they are best suited for the job.

(53:45):
We can sniff out a cheater, damn right. Yeah, because
you women can be condemned and devious as well as
rit ragbo.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yeah, go on and get your devious stuff working out. Well,
check this out.

Speaker 10 (53:58):
An actor from the Power Ranger franchise is in trouble
with the law in Potato Land, Idaho, Idaho.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Idaho cops want one of the Power Rangers.

Speaker 10 (54:07):
He was accused of shoving an elderly man who had
a walker to get around he's in a parking lot,
and apparently they got into an argument. Nampa, Idaho police
released video allegedly showing hector David Riviera, who is thirty five,
and he approached the man of the parking lot. He
pushed him to the grounds, you know, land, and Rivera

(54:27):
is seen getting back into his vehicle afterwards. So it's
not clear why the fight started. Officers said it was
over an issue of a freaking.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Parking over a parking space. You're gonna beat up with
old man.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
And a Power Ranger with that anonger in trouble with
the law.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
Yeah, yeah, I can't remember who it was. Yeah, it's
not the first time we've heard this. The victim, in
his eighties, is said to be doing okay. I'm glad
to hear that. Rivera played the Green Ranger in Power
Ranger Samurai and also Power Rangers Mega Force. He's now
being charged with mis demeanor battery on an elderly person.
Outlet reported that the actor has deleted his social media accounts,

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and he was supposed to do with appearance at Magic
Valley Comic Con in Idaho pretty soon.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Well, you want to be such a douchebag for it
out man Netflix as a dating reality show called Love
is Blind and is casting in the New England area
right now and maybe coming here in case you've never
watched it. Here's how the show works. Fifteen men and
fifteen women from the same metro area are put into
separate pods where they can only talk to their date

(55:31):
without seeing them. The goal is to fall in love
with the other person and get engaged without ever knowing
what the other person looks. Now, that's what I say. Now,
you might draw the wrong card if you know what
I'm saying. Once they get engaged, the pair meets in
person and moves into apartment in their city for a month.
By the end of the season, the couple either marries

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or rejects one another at the altar. The series is
in its sixth season and has eight international versions. To
be on the show, you have to fill out an
application that has at least sixty nine questions, ranging from
your relationship to alcohol, deal breakers, and family traditions. The
application also asks for your level of education and social

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media handles. One question asked, is finding love more important
to you than being on a television show or gaining
a following on social media. Be honest if selected. Love
is Blind reportedly plays contestants around one thousand dollars a
week to be on the show.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Oh man, it's a popular show, and.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
There is something fishy going on in the New Jersey town.
Residents of Osborne Island in Little Egg Harbor have been
forced to remain inside their homes because this pungent smell
of dead, rotting fish overwhelms the entire town. It's even
causing people to throw up from the smell.

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Nasty.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Thousands of dead fish are floating up into the lagoon
in the area. In fact, locals are unable to see
the water because there's so many stinking dead fish carcasses.
The New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection determined that poor
water quality resulting from warmer temperatures and low dissolved oxygen
in the lagoon cause the wave of death. The agency
claim this is an isolated event, but most of the

(57:09):
dead fish will naturally be removed from the lagoon by
the tides or by the tide flow. But residents say
that is too long time. Y'all want a sardine? I
got plenty over here, stinking it all up. Well, I
know who could solve that.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Oo.

Speaker 15 (57:24):
Are you in the New Jersey mafia but are also
tired of the dead fish smell? Then you need new
soprat nose plugs. Then those plugs themeleg, lilac, a lavender
or whatever, so you can't smell anything bad.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Cupechh Hey, town, I got some bad news. I've got
Jimmy in a trunk because he's been talking to the Feds,
but his body is starting to stink.

Speaker 15 (57:43):
Real Bagoo, put these sopranos plugs in your nostrils over here. Okay,
let's see cattle smell nothing except for fresh lavin.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Dat you got that right, So what are you waiting for?

Speaker 15 (57:56):
Whack that fishy smell with sopranos plugs because just because
all the enemies are sleeping with the fishes don't mean
you gotta smell fishes.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
Pick some up the.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Day Dallas fort Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Thank god it's Friday. Oh goodness, I'm ready to throw
down and stomp on brain cells this weekend. Let's find
out who want our tickets to go see ten CC
in concerts. First term winner I liked him, first time

(58:26):
winners Now good old Bomattic says hello to you guys,
and he loves his share. Well, thank you, boe. Appreciate
that we have something in common. Just the year's name
here cool name. To keep up with the times, dictionary
dot com has added or updated more than seventeen hundred words.
The new words reflect many of the trends that have

(58:46):
emerged recently. Other was old farts wouldn't think of this stuff?

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Are they dumb and down the dictionary?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Well, I don't know you you be the judge. Okay.
There is a word called enshitification. There's pretty much what
you think. It is, the gradual digration on an entire
platform or services functionality. Huh en shitication end shiitification. Use
it in a sentence, Man, this show is going through incertification.

(59:16):
You can tail by lifting. Then there's something called bed rotting,
that is when you spend many hours in bed, often
with a snack or playing video games or looking at
your damn phone. Then then there's one called girl dinner.
That's an often attractively presented collection of snacks that involve

(59:38):
little preparation, like small quantities of cold cuts, cheese, fruit, cherry, tomatoes,
or so forth. Deem sufficient to constitute a meal for
one that is a girl dinner. Oh yeah, a man
that'd have to have a bunch of charred animal flesh
to go with. Damn. Did you know there's a now
something called mid mid that means meating or unimpressed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Then there's busting, man, that thing is busting'. That means great,
wonderful or amazing. Just say great, wonderful, Yeah, bustin'. They say, what,
I gotta catch a bus I drove here. Then there's
the ick that is a sudden feeling of disgust or dislike,
the ick factor, Yeah, the ick factor. They just call
it the ick. Then, of course, naturally probably aren't going

(01:00:26):
to be at all surprised.

Speaker 7 (01:00:28):
There's a word called Barbie core. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
It's pink a style featuring playful pink outfits, accessories, and
the corus celebrating and remodeled on the wardrobe of Barbie
the doll herself. Barbie core. So if anybody uses these words,
you just go ahead and say, I'll heard of them before.
I may be old and stupid, but I heard it
on the radio, that show That's Full of shitifications. I

(01:00:54):
listened to it on there and I got it. Thank you, Bo, Robert,
You're quiet. Will take off your.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Weekend this afternoon with our own jeffk at Longhorn Ice
House in Dallas. It's a bring in the weekend party.
Play lone Star band bingo and pick your poison trivia
for some cool prizes, and be listening for your chance
to win tickets to see Deep Purple August nineteenth, Dicky's
Arena at around four forty five, when Jeff will open
up the lone Star ticket window. That's this afternoon right
here on Dallas fort Words Classic rock lone Star ninety

(01:01:21):
two to five.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Person, don't ruin them vocal cords. You're the only ones
you got. Ask Stephen Tyler. Tore them up man. Thank
god it's Friday. Yes, got the weekend. We clawed our
way to the weekend and we made it. So let's
find out what kind of time wasters we've got to
this Friday. And like I say, you only half asset

(01:01:46):
at work anyway, so you may as well have some
time waste.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Well, here's what we got for you today on the
Bow and Them show page at lone Star ninety two
five dot com. Brian Adams Bow has started his very
own record label, and its first release is a a
vinyl seven inch single featuring two songs that Brian Adams
co wrote for Kiss, rock and Roll Hell and war Machine.

(01:02:08):
They were both on Kisses nineteen eighty two album Creatures
of the Night, which was released before Brian Adams became
an international star with that breakthrough album Cuts Like a Knife.
So we have the video up of Brian Adams doing
rock and roll Hell if you want to check that out,
and all the information about his new record label and
how the songs came about. He co wrote him with

(01:02:29):
Gene Simmons of Kiss.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
You mean Gene Simmons of Kiss Yes? Yes, Hey, Brian,
I want you to help me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
Write a song and sell some stuff Kiss dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
I need you to give me some more money. I'll
give you a kiss. Condimce you do.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
And as if he weren't busy enough curating Black Savas
back catalog and releasing new perfumes, Tony Iommi is now
reissuing the two solo albums that he recorded with former
Deep Purple bassist and singer Glenn hughes Ooz, who also
sang on Sabath nineteen eighty six albums Seventh Star Now
both are going to be re released on October fourth.

(01:03:07):
We have all the details up for you, plus info
on Glen Hughes's show at the Granada Theater in Dallas Friday,
September sixth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
To that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Yes, definitely forber Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman, we talked to
him last year, remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Back man Crazy, Yes Crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:23):
He's adapted some of Yes's songs for a new album
called Yes So Nada, which is going to be released
on limited edition vinyl on October fourth. No doubt he's
going to play some of those songs when he takes
the stage at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas on October
twenty fourth. Oh really, Yes, he's coming back to town. And
Ian Anderson has posted a video of himself unboxing his

(01:03:47):
new box set. It's called eighty three fourteen. Box contains
all of his solo albums. It's going to be out
on August twenty third. We've got the video of him
unboxing and explaining everything. Man's explaining everything, if you will
up on our page. Also, you talked about this earlier.
Bo Could it be a case of I went to
a concert and a fight broke out. The infighting continues

(01:04:09):
in Journey, as keyboardist Jonathan Kane has filed a lawsuit
against guitarist Neil Sean because of a credit card. You
can read all about that up on our page. And finally,
if you have ever had a hard time finding your
luggage at an airport that carousel, oh yeah, you need
to check out how this family pranked the dad with

(01:04:32):
his luggage. We've got this video up. The unsuspecting dad
is like looking for his luggage and then he finds
it because of what his daughter did to said luggage.
Oh yeah, the video is up on our page at
lone star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Lone Star ninety two five Rio Speedwagon. I think I
got the runs. I mean, take it on the take
it on the run? Is that it?

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Yes, take it on the run.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
It's Friday, So you're okay over there? I'm okay, okay.
I just have one of my special senior moments here.
Oh hello, Well, thanks for tuning in today, and special
thanks to our guest.

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
Today, Eleanor care again. She's at the House of Comedy.
You're going tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I don't have to go see the girl? She funny.
He is he funny, and she knows a lot of
our comedian friends that we've.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Had on here for years and years and years.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So up next is our after show decompression session where
we'll just talk about whatever y'all want to. That's right,
it's the weekend and uh Monday, we've got more Deep
Purple tickets, is that right?

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Seven fifty on next week Deep Purple. And yes, and
yet that is a great bill. That's a great bill.
That's a busy night. I know, I know, I wish
it wasn't on a damn Monday.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
Sick on Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Yeah, that'll work since we were just talking about it
here on the app. Go right here. I won't tell, no,
you won't, but somebody will snitch. So we'll get on
here on the after show decompression sas. And yes, I've
got plans. I'm going to the Rangest game tomorrow night.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
I'm going to Donnie Osmond tonight. I got my purple
outfit already picked out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Know what, what's the deal with purple?

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
It's Donny Osman's favorite color. Oh not out when I
was in elementary school. I am treating elementary school Anna
very very well this year I bet you are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Girl got her dream come true back in Vegas in March,
and now today she gets to see Donnie for the
second time.

Speaker 8 (01:06:37):
You're paying its own stage.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
I'm saying, show up, guess.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
So all right, let's get ready for the f show
decompression sation, and let's say goodbye in our special way.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
One wise and I have worms that that makes me
so happy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
We're going to rock and roll all night, part of
it every day.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
It's absolutely scrumptious.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Rich are looking better, tasting more afritis.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
That taste so push.

Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
We are so not.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah, but we'll shout it right. You know, I learned
to live smell.

Speaker 7 (01:07:23):
I'll never get that sound out of my ears. I
recognize that sound anywhere. That was a pretty good show
you put on there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
You're gonna help me by getting some petro.

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
We can no longer be friends.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
I don't want a romantic relationship. We just friend a friend.
It's funny when friends get hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Let it go.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
You warning everybody, it's Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Thank god, it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
All right, y'all have a great weekend, Go Rangers, and
we'll see you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:00):
Kay.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Bye.