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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And now a little something that we referred to as
variation on a thief goes like this, I give him a.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Fang in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's my dagger.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Can't see what it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Is on the radio, but it's a long and Peg found.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Out its power back when I was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Has good in my.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Bathroom room, i'st over and no bathroom synk Mama balls
then I always.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Haven't been somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's here.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You're in the gold blind.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
If you keep touching yourself, that's laying baby lady.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've been going back to my roots, been going back
to old Rosie.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
My girl gave me the boot.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Don't stop watching my team friend and poor Mama said, hey,
I'm gonna rapplate that what a scar she told me.
Sounds like don't cross your eyes a down pick and
seeing you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Go blind if you keep touching your cell. I'm touching
in the star and taking me back side. Okay, you
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had to ruin the whole thing. Oh my gosh it
Joe's cristy and having started.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
A little more wh It's hard to see where I'm
shooting because I've got ma side good book, says massurbatus I.
Said against jeez fun in my book, ain't nothing wrong
with some personal squeezes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Go Lord hay Sin tests should come join his flock
had brads.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't go blind.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm always touching.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
My Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Gave me there for a minute. Man, jeez crying out lot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I give you a platform, and you're gonna go there
On a Monday morning after a weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Oh man, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I figured you see, you're starting to get as sick
as I am. Yeah, longer you work here, slowly, slowly
but surely, seeking.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
In down to that sludge bitch.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I learned something new over the weekend from Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Ol Masha.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
When you use those hulk hands to mass that would
get that could get a little awkward. Well you know
it's Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I get it, Yes, I did. I heard it was
really good. Oh it's raunchy as hell, but I loved it.
I've got to go see it now.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I will say the couple behind me had a four
year old and a five.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Year old, and I'm sure the language wasn't exactly appropriate
for Yale.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
No, and it starts off with Deadpool just slaughtering people.
I'm like, this is so not good for four year
old and five year old impressionable minds.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, could have taken to see Twisters. I guess they
couldn't get a babysitting. Oh well, so much for our
new generation. That's how it is. We're polluting them all
and they show ain't helping the call.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
They imagine those kids on the first day of kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Right right, I.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Want to hear them.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I hope everybody had a great weekend because we're starting
out a new week. Hey, we got deep purple tickets
at seven point fifty this morning, eight forty.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What do we have for eight forty dirty honey tickets
coming to Tannehill's Tavern in Fort Worth, October eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well all right, Dan, so we got a full deal
to do here, don't you know? As we celebrate Yeah,
here we go National Underwear Day. Well we sure hope
you've got a clean pair on.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't go commando, there is fresh pair.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
An online underwear retailer founded National Underwear Day because they
believe underwear is the most important thing that people wear,
and because they believe it can make people more confident
and good. Plus, a good pair will slow it a
fart down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, it puts the brakes on it a little bit.
It muffles it. It's worked like a dog day wolf wolf.
Don't we do that? Okay, yeah, I'm not afraid of that.
Works so hard to bring you the show.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Those who work like dogs put in an extra effort.
Don't stop until the task is finished, and don't sit.
I don't where there is work to be done. At
least you know when your supervisor is nearby, so you
can pretend you're working like a dog.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Least dogs get like a dog, do we?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He'll know? No Green Peppers Day. There's all color of peppers,
a little red, yellow, orbit. The green peppers are celebrated
today like yeah. International traffic Light Day. On August fifth,
nineteen fourteen, what is considered to be the first electric
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traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio, at the corner
of East one o fifth Street and Euclid Avenue.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Before then, it was every man for himself.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Get where you're going without trying to get you or
even hitting somebody else. Use your horn, yes, yes, and
use it wisely, will you? And if somebody use a
horn at you, calm down. You don't have to throw
things out of your car. At them because they honked.
They'll do that National Oyster Day.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm rarely in the mood to eat them, tell you
the truth, I am maybeys really loud sauce bow, come
on down. Yeah, but sometimes raw oysters.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Just I have to be in the year. Maybe once
a year. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
International Forgiveness Day. How about we just apologize for the
show right now. Please forgive us, sorry for what you're
about to hear.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Sorry in advance.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yes, and you have to forgive us because it's national.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You have no choice.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Isnational if we were in if we were in another
part of the world, you'd have to forgive us.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well yeah, sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And it's National watermelon Day and National mustard Day, not together.
Don't put mustard on your watermelon. If you want to,
put salt on it, okay, but not mustard.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Next to each other on the picnic table is fine. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, we also got Felipe Sparza on the show today. Yeah,
we got sports of all sorts, of a lot of
Olympic stuff to talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
So let's do our morning straw.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, good to see the Rangers went over the weekend
one game I know, well it was the.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
One me and Clayton went dude bottom luck, not Broottom luck.
But I can't go to every game. I got this
stuff to do, all right, you' all ready, Yes, we're
good time. We know you work hard. You listen to
this show.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We're taking all of you with us too. Dallas Lawers
Classic Rock Alone start ninety two. Hey at six thirty
minus time Verse Sports the ball sor.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
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Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, it's going to be football season before y'all know it,
and there's new kickoff rules for the upcoming NFL season
that can lead to twelve men on the field without
a team getting a penalty. In the past, when there's
win knocking the ball off the tee, a player from
the kicking team would hold the ball on the tee
for the kicker. But now that the ten players on
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the kicking team that aren't the kicker are lining up
way ahead of where the ball is kicked from, the
NFL is allowing a twelve person on the field to
hold the ball on the tee under windy conditions. The
kickoff is gonna be totally different from what you're used
to seeing.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well, how do you feel about that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I know why they're doing it. For safety reasons. The
holder has to leave the field of play as soon
as the ball is kicked. Now, in case you've forgotten,
I don't really care what the new kickoff rule is.
The Cowboys first preseason game for this year is Sunday
in Los Angeles against the.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Rain's gonna be pissed about that is Lucy from Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Lucy she always holds the kickoff rules.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Meske with yeah, and she liked to throw the ball
away from people like that guy snatch it away. Charlie
Brown bitched about all time. Didn't get nothing done. Now,
let's talk Olympics. I got a lot of Olympics going
on this weekend. I thought you carry Richardson was gonna
win the goal too. I'm sure she's very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Dallas Nader should carry Richardson a silver medal winner. We
were sure she was gonna win the goal, but it
turned out that Saint Lucia's Julian Alfred won the gold,
out running Richardson for the second straight race after beating
her in the semifinal earlier in the day.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
This weekend, Alfred, who.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Runs for UT Austin hoocom Horns, won Saint Lucia's first
ever Olympic medal. Usas Melissa Jefferson won the bronze. Now
t T Terry from Team USA also ran in the final,
finishing in fifth. It is the first time since twenty
twelve that all US women reached the final. If t
T is a nickname, I'm sure there's a story that.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Goes with it. And I don't know if I want
to know how she got to name TT I do.
I kind of want to know.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
The second place silver medal is not the end of
the Games for Richardson. She's expected to compete in the
four by one hundred meter relay for the US when
they begin on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I still want to know where she got to name
t T. We'll move on for me, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
In Mexico and in Puerto Rico, t T is aunt
really Yeah, that's why my little Raffe and baby Mia
they call me Titiani.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh okay, so she has nothing to do with going
to the road. Okay, Well, this woman, I guess they
call her any piss. I'm just trying to figure it
out here now.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Scotty Shuffler did hold on and win some Olympic gold
yesterday at the Golf National and he added a Team
USA's talley over the entirety of the Summer Games in Paris.
This man Scotty shot US sixty two in the final round.
No bogies, damn. First time he's won an Olympic medal
and his golfing career, first time he's represented Team USA.
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Way to go, Scottie. He won the Masters for the
second time in his career earlier this year. Overall, with
the gold at the Olympics, He's won seven tournaments this year.
Whoa he is the first player to enter the Olympics
rank number one in the world and win some gold.
And he got a little teary eyed understandably on the
Olympic podium wearing his fabulous new gold medal.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Congratulations and they.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Lit up Reunion Tower.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yes, they did. Poor him last night, Red White and Blue.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It was a credible Scottie. Well here's North Texas resident
Vincent Hancock entered Saturday with the chance of becoming only
the fourth American Maine in history to win four gold
Olympic gold medals in the same individual event. Only Michael Phelps,
Carl Lewis and Al Euter had ever done it. Hancock
previously won the gold medal in men's skeet shooting in
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Tokyo in twenty twenty, in London in twenty twelve, in
Beijing in two thousand and eight. After all the shots
had been fired, he joined the aforementioned group after winning
the gold in Paris and to put a cherry on top.
His fellow North Texan and training teammate Connor Prince won
the silver medal. Hancock hit fifty eight of the sixty targets,
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Prince hit fifty seven of the sixties. Hancock moved to
fort Worth in twenty fourteen, before later settling in Argyland,
Denton County. Prince, who lives in fort Worth and works
at his father's machine shop in Burlison, started training with
Hancock in twenty eighteen. The two trained together at North
Lake Shooting Stars. I think there's another local thing about shooting.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
There is Keller's. Austin Smith took home the bronze medal
in women's.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Skeep shooting at the Paris Olympics yesterday.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Smith hit forty five and fifty targets in the final
to win her first Olympic medal for Team USA. This
is the twenty three year old Smith's second Olympics. She
placed in tenth in the Tokyo Games, but this time
around she took the bronze medal. Smith will compete in
the skeep mixed team event sometime today. She is paired
with men's gold medal winner Vincent Hancock. In addition to
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being Smith's partner in the mixed team event, he is
also her coach.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
A look at that?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Cool to be?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Will you coach by your side? Did well?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
We're not quite done bragging about Texans kicking ass in
the Olympics yet, Guys rang it. This time we're going
to Grand Prairie, Texas, home to your native Jasmine Moore.
She just became the first American woman to ever win
an Olympic medal in the triple jump.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
That is just the oddest sport. Yeah, triple jump. You
step step and then jump. This isn't something you've been
practicing at home, have you?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
All right?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
He did on March sixteenth, and I.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Didn't do so. I didn't go out for the Olympic team.
He did not medal. I did not medal, Thank you, Bowl.
I've probably got some medal insidement now.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Bowl Roberts keeping both feet firmly planted on the ground. Moore,
who graduated from Mansfield Lake Ridge High School in Grand Prairie,
won a bronze medal on Saturday. Her fourteen points six
to seven meters triple jump was a season best. Moore
is also competing in the long jump at this year's Olympics,
for first woman to from the US ever to compete
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in both events. Now the long jump competition, he's back there.
Bow long jump competition begins tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I ain't gonna watch it, watch it, gona watch and
I ain't even gonna be jumping then, Simon Biles, she's
gonna be back in the arena today for her last
two chances to meddle during the Olympic and possibly in
her career. Miles and Sunny Lee will both compete for
individual medals on the balance beam.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You ever watch that? Oh yeah, I don't see how
they keep from falling off? Serious practice, practice practice and zou.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They will compete also in the floor exercise, where both
women will face an impressively formidable opponent in Brazil's Rebecca
Andrade Olympic triathletes plunge into that nasty ass Sane River
early this morning as the mixed relay event got underway
after organizers said the bacteria levels in the long polluted
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Paris waterway were at acceptable levels.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Acceptable.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I don't want acceptable. I want as clean as
it could possibly be. Swimming in the river has, with
some exceptions, been off limits since nineteen twenty three because
it's been too toxic. So if you see a turd
floating towards you just swim around it.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's all you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Team USA athletes will be involved in the mix relay
triathlon today. It'll be a first medal event to start
Day ten of the Paris Olympics. The two men representing
the US are Seth Ryder and Morgan Pearson, while the
women are Taylor Spivey and Taylor nib So. We got
two Taylor's worgan on it. Swimming in the aforementioned nasty
ass Saint River will be involved in the event. Bob,
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I think one Golden's at a world record in the
fifteen one hundred meter freestyle yesterday. The United States got
a huge boost and final night of swimming at the
Paris Olympics, but the guinness was quickly erased when the
Americans lost the men's four by one hundred medal relay
at the Summer Games. For the first time, China beat US.
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China had one golden every event and the event every
Olympics and other than the boycotted Moscow Games in nineteen eighty.
Finx gold was the seventh for the US, pulling them
into a tie with Australia for the top spot in
that column. And you really gotta hear this. Let's see,
there is a guy in the Olympic you know. There's
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plenty events that are all about inches. Yes, archery is
all about getting as close to the bulls eye as possible.
A misread by an inch in gymnastics can result in
a nasty fall, and track and field events such as
shot put and javelin can be decided by the smallest
of marketday. Turns out, pole vaulting is a competition of
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inches as well. Just asked Anthony Amuradi, the olympian from France,
was aiming to qualify for the final of the pole
vault event when his poll is what ruined?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
On Saturday, Amuradi was able to get over the bar
in the five point four meter in the five point
six meter attempts. He needed to land the five point
seven meter attempt to keep the hopes of participating in
the finals arrived well. While a majority of the Frenchman's
body got beyond the bar, there was one part of
him that did not, likely one of his last parts
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of the body. You'd think mist out on a metal chance,
because his dick struck the bar and you can't have that.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
He had a big bag att yes, he did.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Him.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No part of an athlete can strike the bar in
order for it to be a successful attempt. It's just
funnier when your penis doesn't. Since he failed, he just
missed the cut for the top ten, placing twelve in
the heats. Turns out sometimes size really does matter. Oh lord,
I couldn't write this and make it up if I
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tried hard.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Breaking full file.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Next on the Boy of Them Show, Dallas Force Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. You know, a little
over an hour from now, we have tickets to see
Deep Purple and yes, hang on, we're gonna play Fraction
the Flickers. But now it's time for the freaking full file. Okay,
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let's get the gross one.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Out of the way.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
A Chinese man he needed to have his left eyeball
surgically removed to prevent a bacterial infection from reaching his brain.
After swatting a fly on his face Woo, the man
surname Wu, killed the fly that was buzzing around his
head by swatting it against his face.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
He thought nothing else of it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Only an hour later, his left eye became red, swollen
and real painful. As his symptoms got worse, he decided
to go to a local hospital, where he is diagnosed
with seasonal conjunctivitis. Despite taking the prescribed medication, Wu's condition
deteriorated rapidly in the following days, and by the time
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he went to the hospital again, he had lost vision
in his left eye almost completely.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It turned out that the seasonal conjunctivitis was actually a
bacterial infection from the swatted fly. That's how nasty flies are,
at least they are in China. Unfortunately, for mister Wu,
medication no longer could content pain the spread of the infection,
and because it was risking affecting his brain, doctors decided
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to surgically removed his left.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Eyeball, Holy God, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So if you're ever in China and the fly buzzes
around your head, don't swat it, just show it away. Yeah,
No one end up like this poor boy.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Woo.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Indeed, so I've been to weddings where they've had a
dog as either the ring bearer or the flower girl
or whatever, and it's always so cute. But sure, this
couple decided to use an owl in their wedding ceremony.
An owl caused quite the commotion when it decided to
take flight with the wedding rings during a ceremony and
stubbornly stayed away for a whopping seven hours with the wedding.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Rings and they're waiting for the wedding to start.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
The feathered ring bearer was meant to deliver the bands
to the awaiting couple at the altar, but instead the
owl chose freedom flew away, landing on a lofty perch
atop the church and settling on a windowsill, much to
the dismay of the wedding party and their fifty guests,
all the up going the wedding rings hello, despite the
bird handler's best efforts offering up chicken as a tempting bribe,
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the owl seem uninterested in descending from its high vantage point.
The wedding proceeded with the other birds that were part
of the wedding display, and the fugitive owl reportedly made
its return finally at eight pm, a full seven hours
after its initial flight at around one pm.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Seven hours with the wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
These people are waiting to get to their honeymoon, and
you got their rings on.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Top of a church.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Before you talk about a bridezilla, can you imagine the
stress levels in that woman's head.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
But listen, nobody gets an owl is to be a
ring bearer. You don't know what animals are gonna do.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
That's what happens when you try to be too cute
with your wedding.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, you try to be too cute. Let's get an owl.
I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Let's use a bullet constrictor next time we get married,
you'll hold.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
The rings for us.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Don't overthink kid, people, don't overthink it, and don't underthink it.
If you're a cop who's headed out and you have
responsibilities to show a good example to your community, okay,
now check this cop out Tempe Arizona Police Officer Zachary Hyde. Now,
one month ago, he was one of two cops given
the Hero Award that was at the thirty fifth annual
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Mothers Against Drunk Driving Law Enforcement Recognition Banquet.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
That was a month ago.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Last Wednesday, however, things turned south for Hyde in Tempe.
The cops pulled him over and he was notified of
a duy investigation involving an off duty officer named Zachary Hyde.
That's the public information that went up about it. Tempe
police say Hide was immediately placed on administrative leave pending
an internal affairs investigation.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What in the heck is going on with this guy?
He just got a medal for being a good example.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well he went to celebrate and he got drunk for
getting the medal from yeah, fighting drunk drive.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Basically, yeah really, Officer Saw. Officer Hide had this to say.
He said he had a lapse in judgments. So now
I think it's the judge's turn to make the judgment.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Here come the judge, Come to judge, Here, come to judge.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Two chiefs at a restaurant in Jingsou, China have been
sentenced to prison for lacing thousands of dishes not with
drugs to keep them coming back. What they laced these
dishes with anti diarrhea drugs to ensure the restaurant's stale ingredients.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Didn't give people the spirts.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wow. The two perpetrators of this scam had reportedly been
using expired ingredients in their dishes and laced them with
jendamiasin to minimize the risk of patrons who ate there
getting a case.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Of Montazuma's revenge.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
When police raided the restaurant, they found one hundred and
one boxes of this Jenda miason sulfate in the kitchen,
which had been brought by a hotel handyman named Zang.
The investigation that followed revealed that Zang regularly brought about
one hundred boxes at a time without providing the prescription.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
How long did they let these things go bad?
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yeah, you know, at least they were being considerate.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, but you know, this not fresh and it'll probably
make them sick. But let's give them anti diarrhea drugs
so they won't get the squirts.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And talk about how bad are food walkers.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Zang later said he didn't tell the authorities what the
two chifs were doing because they were paying him a
lot of money to shut up about. I can see that,
but still, yeah, they get some fresher ingredients geez, because
if somebody gets the squirts, well, it's going to reflect
on your restaurant.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That's why they stole the anti diarrhatami. And sometimes if
it doesn't come out of one end, it'll come out
the other end.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's a really good point. Either way, you're gonna need
a mop, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Oh so, as bo mentioned Deep Purple, he's coming to
town two weeks from today, and we have your tickets.
BOE's gonna have a clip from a movie. You guess
what movie that is, and you win the tickets to
see Deep Purple August nineteenth at Dicky's Arena. That's coming
up around seven point fifty right here on the bow
and them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Dallas Forth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
If you're an Aerosmith fan, I hope you got to
see him at least once, because Aerosmith announced it is
going to retire from touring probably forever, or at least
until they get the itch again. Broke my heart well,
it's since Stephen Tyler suffered that vocal cord injury last year.
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Here's what the band said Friday in the statement on
their official website. Has been the honor of our lives
to have our music become part of yours at every
club or every massive tour, at moments grand in private,
you have given us a place in the soundtrack of
your lives.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yes, cool, Steven.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
After fracturing his larynix last September, Stephen Tyler had been
been working really hard to get his voice back, but
the band said it was a clear full recovery from
his vocal injury is not possible. He must have really
messed himself up.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yeah, but just last week, remember Joe Perry said that
they were working on new music, that Steven Tyler had
some things up his sleeve.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Well, if he can sing in the studio, it doesn't
necessarily mean he can he can handle a full tour.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
That's true, because those tours are brutal, especially on your
vocal cords.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh yeah, I think they're still going to give us
a one off show here and there, getting on the
Grammy stage, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
They might.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
They might, so, the band said, any fans who purchased
tickets to an upcoming show through ticket Baster will be
automatically refunded. For others who purchased tickets through a third
party vendor like seat geeks, dubbub or vivid Seats or
anywhere else, you will need to reach out to those
resale sites for further information on how to get your
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money back.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I'm so sad.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
God, I didn't know he'd messed himself bad that up
that much, but damn yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Well, he kept saying that he was going to be
ready to go back out on tour after a year
because it happened in September of last year, and they
were going to kick it off again September of this year.
But I guess peace out is what they meant.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeh out, peace out a little bit early. And listen
to that song we just played back in the saddle.
Listen how much he tears.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I know.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
And that was in his thirties or something when he
recorded that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh God, Now when you get into your seventies, you
can't do that with your boy, can't.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
You can't. But you can go into the studio and
they can produce around your voice. Yeah, yeah, use that
auto tune and you just whisper and no electronically, yeah,
or they'll Milly Vanilla you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
By the way, James Hetfield of Metallica celebrated his sixty
first birthday on Saturday, and he wished himself a happy
birthday on helium. Yes, okay, listen, there's James Hetfield on helium.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
To me, everybody on sixty murder careful tone.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I guess no one told him that you can hurt
your vocal cords using helium.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yes you can, Yeah, yes you can. And some people
pass out because they don't. They don't remember to take
a breath of real air between so on the helium important,
watch out, watch out. Well, we sure hope you got
a clean pair of underwear on because today is National
Underwear Day. Remember your mom used to say, you put
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on a clean pair of underwear, because what if you're
in an accident. Yeah, what if your head's hanging off,
but you got skid marks, Boy, they won't take it off.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
And I don't know anybody that's been in an accident
that ends up with clean underwear anyways.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
That's a really good point. First you say it and
then you do it. Then you soil it well, you
got a song about it.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I like to hear it.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
You did go.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I was driving down.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
US forty one. Some idiot crossed the line. I had
to swear to miss him, knock down a deer crossing signed,
took out some woman's mailbox, wound up hitting a pothole,
And the last thing I remember, I was chewing on
a telephone pole.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
But I had on.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
My mama would have been proud of me because.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I had on a pair.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I had on clean underwear.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
When it took me to intensive care. Yeah, the doctor
and nurse said, look of there, he's got clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I was in there for about a week.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
A guy off the critical list scared me up a
day with a physical therapist, took her for dinner and
drinks and got her back to my pet. She said
she liked the lights on, and boy, I was glad
I had on clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Your mom, mama would have been proud of me because I.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Had old affair.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
I had on clean underwear when I put myself in
her care. You have a good looking nursing.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Look a bear.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You got clean underware, Oh, cleanse clean hands.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
And there you go the song for National Underwear Day.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I hope you're wearing yours. Ride now.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five.
Hey on Monday morning, wake up Slack coming up for you.
Then we're gonna give away deep purple tickets. However, it
is now time to smarten uist midgeon and to edge
it hat you and I uh listening Murdo's Time War.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Did you know here's?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
In fact, you probably didn't know, but you fitn int them.
For example, did you know there are about thirty places
around the world where the sand actually sings?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
It sings?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yes, what are you talking about, each with its own
unique tune. The Kelso Dunes in the Mojave Desert are
said to kind of sound like Cello's.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, is this because of the wind or what?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Just because of the way that that it's formed. When
the wind blows, it makes the sound. See, there are
said to be in the Gobi Desert singing dunes. They're
said to be so eerie that Marco Polo blamed their
sounds on evil spirits here when.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He would hear it, he would leave.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I'd get creeped out, especially in the middle of a
big ass desert.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, well, you know there's it's like where they can
put things on the roads that will make it sound
like it's playing music when you.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Drive over them. It's kind of the same thing, only
it's nature, like licking your finger and then putting it
on the rim of the glass. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Did you know there is a mushroom that supposedly oozes
blood or appears to coated in rows of toothy spines
with a white cap that oozes blood colored goo from
dozens of pores. The bleeding tooth fung guy of the
old growth forests of North America and Europe are a
sight to behold. Yet, despite their ghoulish appearance, they aren't toxic.
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In fact, they smell sweet. They say it smells like
hickory nuts, although they taste so bitter you wouldn't want
to eat one anyway. Yeah, hard pass, Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Did you know sprouted seeds taken on Apollo fourteen moon
trees can be found growing across the United States. They
planted them, yes, planted in nineteen seventy five. In nineteen
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seventy six, in honor of America's by Centennial. Many died
within the first year or two, uprooted by construction, injured
by weather events, or otherwise. Top old parts are infested,
but a few still persist, and in twenty twenty two
NASA sent one thousand seeds up to the Artemus one mission.
Those seeds are currently under care of the Forest Service.
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I guess we want some more moontrees moon trees.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did you know the driest place on Earth is not
a hot spot but a cold spot, consisting of a
grand canyon side set of scours along the western coast
of Antarctica's Maduro Sound. McMurdo Sound Researchers suggest that some
areas of McMurdo dry valley ways haven't seen rain in.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Fourteen million years. Well, it's too cold, It's going to freeze.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Did you know a two hundred pound bovine went nearly
seven million years undetected. They're called saulas and are dubbed
the Asian unicorn the Anamite Mountains of Laos. These antelope
like creatures are so shy most of the world didn't
even know they existed until nineteen ninety two because when
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they see a human they get out of sight smart,
making them the first large mammal newda science in more
than fifty years. Wow, and did you know Singapore is
the world's greenest city, home to almost three million roadside trees,
with nearly eight hundred trees per street mile. There are
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at least six hundred species of these things, from bushy
native area gutas to imported rain trees, which have crowns
that can spread as wide as three school buses.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Wow, big on them.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Now. I'm not saying that you might want to take
one home with you, but why don't you get one
in moon trees and take them instead? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I want a moon tree. I want a moon tree.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I want a lot of things that ain't gonna get
I want to move the pie.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
It's the morning wake up slap.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Don't go away, I am so tvous.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Get out of my way before a spark catch you
and catches your clothes on fire. Good time for Monday
morning wake up slap. This one is pretty well self explanatory.
I think all you need to do is just sit
back and enjoy.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Here you go.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
As the phone woman.
Speaker 11 (34:41):
Damn good morning bakery.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Oh yeah, here iss? Who is this answer my question?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
My name is Anna.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Oh Hona, you're the one that's set in the email.
Well for us to get your co worker, Jennifer. Right,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Okay, okay, So does Jennifer own the bakery or something
she does? Okay, why don't you go get Jennifer and
tell her there's a an irate customer on the phone.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Okay, got it? Okay, all right, go get Jennifer.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Okay, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Jen Then we've got a little situation here.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
There's a really upset customer on the phone.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
He does, Jennifer speaking, I'm.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Gonna help you, yeah, Jennifer. Yes, Oh this is Beautifier
square On. And uh I went in there and I
got me a cake though over day and I had.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
A problem with it.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
What was your problem?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, see my wife, Gerlene come in there and if
she got a cake for our eleven year old daughter's
birthday party. Well, uh, my wife got this this birthday
cake and it caused more than just just a few
problems there.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Uh what was you issue, sir?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Well, the issue was is you know she's eleven years old,
and uh so we got this cake kind of a
fairy tale, kind of cake thing, you know, and y'all
put some ponies and some trees and stuff like that
on there, and you're supposed to have a little castle,
you know, kind of like a Rapunzel castle, you know
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what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yes, do you remember doing that?
Speaker 7 (36:34):
You know, we do a lot of children's birthday cakes,
but I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Well, one thing I'm sure of was, uh, there's a
problem with this cake.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Didn't the problem?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Well, problem was was that the ponies and the trees
and the icing on their spelling, all all the little
fairy tale movies and stuff. But uh, that castle didn't
really look like a castle. I don't know where y'all
got this, if you're doing this as a joke or something,
but my wife, Jerlene wasn't appreciative at all, and frankly
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I'm not either.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, where do you get them things that you put
on the cakes? Them decororations that you put on the cakes?
Where you get them at?
Speaker 9 (37:19):
We get those places like Cardi City, other supply stores,
depending on whatever people are asking for.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you ever get them from adult bookstores?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
I'm sorry, sir, do you ever.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Get them from adult bookstores.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Well, here's the problem, right here, here's a problem. That
castle didn't look like castle at all. Looked like a great,
big old fake penis. Hey listen, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
It ain't funny. It ain't funny.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
And that's eleven year old girl we're talking about, with
a big old fake penis on her damn birthday cake. No,
there was no mistake. You must have made the mistake.
That's it's a castle at what caused all the trouble?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
It was just a castle, sir.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't know what you're well, it didn't look like
a castle. I'll tell you that right now. Didn't look
like one.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
I'm very sorry, sir. I had our workers go out
and pick up what.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Looks like a castle. Yeah, but which Hey, which door
they go to? They go one of them them places
that sell all the deal dos and stuff like that. No, listen, listen,
what did I just say? It ain't funny, it ain't fine.
That's our eleven year old girl we're talking about. And
now God knows what kind of questions I'm gonna have
to answer when she sits down at the dinner table.
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I apologize.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
I apologize. That ain't good enough. That ain't good enough,
That ain't good enough.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
I doubt that your daughter thought that it was anything.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I'm sure she just I don't know.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
I thought it was a castle.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Well, i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
She may have thought it was a castle, but everybody,
all the adults over there to they was snickering and
giggling and stuff like that, And it's all your fault.
Plus everybody got the squirts from that cake.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I don't know what was in it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, it looked like one of them sex toys that
you get over at one of them sex toy stores
or something. I was gonna bring it in and show
it to you, but it's gone. I think my wife
stole it. What's so damn funny? She doesn't locked the
bedroom door on me.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Now, Ley, let me in there. I gotta give me
a little fly before I go to work. Oh, it's funny.
It's funny, isn't it. It's funny, isn't it? How well
do you know? Anna? Your cowork old barn.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I don't know how much longer you're gonna be to
your friend just sent you a wake up slaft.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It's both from Lone Star ninety five.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Gotcha, that was good?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Good.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Let me let me talk to Anna real quick. Anna,
We got her, We got.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
All right.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Put Jennifer back on.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Hello, Jennifer, Surprise, someone devious named Anna setting somebody.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Up for a fall?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, of course not no, never would be the shop
Donald's Horse classic Lone Star ninety two five Deep Purple
with Yes a week from tonight, come on two weeks
from two weeks from tonight. So when's the actual day
of the show, Monday, August nineteenth. Okay, so I'm trying
to add while i'm subtracting. Oh, that's right, two weeks
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from tonight. Too early for math, which means don't even
trust me anymore.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
They're calling it the Deep Purple and Yes equals one
more time to work, whatever that.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Means, because that's the Deep Purple's album. Their new album, Okay.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
Equals one more Time is the new record. They're also
celebrating fifty years of Smoke on.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
The Waug on the Water and all those other songs. Oh,
in order to give some away, let's play fraction the Flickers.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Sometimes we do it on Monday.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Sometimes we do it on the other days of the week,
but today is the sixty ninth birthday of act.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Or I'm met Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh he's awesome, sixty nine Today. Here's a clip from
a movie. Met Bob Thornton is in Tell Me the movie.
I'll give you the deep purple tickets. Ready, I'm ready,
here you go.
Speaker 11 (41:56):
Real good, kids are good. I just come in to
see what's going on. You know, music was good and
kids friends yours, these folks here.
Speaker 7 (42:05):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Don't look at me like yet.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 11 (42:11):
And you think I can be had, don't you?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Huh stumped?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Let me see now, if I would have left some
of the other notes in there from someone else, then
you would have got it right off.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
The seacon scratch.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Can you read that?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
No? No, that's not it. No, that's not it. Uh
you mentioned kids in it. I love him too.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
If I tell you the name of the actor that's
the star, it might give it away. Okay, so he
wasn't the same, He wasn't the star. No, he had
just a bit part in this one. Okay, two one,
four or eight one, seven, seventy seven one ninety two five.
This movie came out in nineteen ninety seven. Okay, maybe
that'll help. Maybe it'll just confuse you even more. Let's
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go bow on this show. Can you tell me what
movie that is that had Billy Bob Thornton in it?
Was a good kid kid reverenced because but he wasn't
the star of this movie. He just made a bit appearance.
That was a good guess all right, bowing them show?
Can you tell me what movie that was with.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Mete it Bob Thornton in it?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
He I think, I know you think, you know, well,
this person doesn't think the silent on the other bo
in them show tell me what movie that was?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Pushing Tim pushing to no that you.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Know, I started to use that that was a good
movie because that's him and John another guest.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, she got it, she.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Got it when he said that he didn't star.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
It was a good movie to never seen that. Bo
and them show tell me what movie that was? What
movie was that? No, not silence, you don't say nothing.
You automatically guess Silence of the Lamb just the new
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rule for the giveaways.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Then Joe, tell me what movie that was? What is
it bad, Senna, let's start in bad.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Let me play it one more time, listen one more time,
and telling me what movie that had Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
He is not the star of the movie. I think
you're gonna have to say who the star was. Yeah,
I will let me play this again.
Speaker 11 (44:22):
Good kids are good. Well, I just come in to
see what was going on. You know, music was good,
the kids friends of yours, these folks here. Oh, I'm sorry,
don't look at me like that.
Speaker 9 (44:35):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 11 (44:37):
And you think I can be had, don't you?
Speaker 6 (44:39):
Ah? And I got it for mean because if you
had played the actor in that clip, I know a
lot of people would have gotten it.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Should I tell him now? Yeah, tell him who the
actor the star of the movie.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Was.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Go ahead, Robert Duval, Robert Duvall.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Was the star.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Robert Duvall, Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
And if you win these tickets, you'll probably say hallelujah.
Bon and them show tell me what movie that is.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Sling Blade?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
No, bon and them, show tell me what movie that
was with Billy Bob Thornton as a just a bit part.
Don't look fat don't look back. No, no, you'd say
hallelujah if you won or you received. There's a religious contest.
There's religious Robert Robert Duval would have said it. Bo
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and them, show tell me what movie that is? You turn, No,
think it's it's about a preacher.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
There you go, it's about a.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Preacher, Robert Duvall, Billy, Bob Thornton, Bon and them, show
tell me what movie that is?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
The Apostle.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now that's a pretty cool movie. You gotta admit that
that's a pretty cool movie. All right, you got Deep purple?
Have you tell me you've seen the movie? Though?
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Oh yes, I don't know. I think June Carter. Doesn't
she play his mother? This one got right over me.
I've never seen it. Does she really June Carter plays
his mother? Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Cool? All right? Who is this?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Kelly?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Kelly? Miss Kelly? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
We got deep purple? And yes tickets, so don't go away. Okay,
all right, you're quite welcome, my dear. You have the
Apostle through your little curve there, huh is. I'm known
for doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
That's why a lot of people hate me, But I
don't care.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Plenty more chances to win here on lone Star. Coming
up next hour, we'll open up the lone Star ticket
window and give away tickets to see the rock band
Dirty Honey. They're coming to fort Worth Tannehill's Tavern and
Music Hall Friday, October eighteenth, and you can win those
tickets around eight forty here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety
two five.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's three words. That's about as many words as some
woman would give.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
To me right now, Hey baby, playing a windstar.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
It'd be go away fool you, Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
By the way, tomorrow is another Toy Box Tuesday where
you can hear some blasts from the past that some
of you thought was actually funny, like, for example.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
This, God, jeez, I'm so tired of being cramped up
in this house. Hey brother, for get last winter.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
It's time to evacuate the place and head for a
vacation you'll never forget in the lovely Poopoo Island.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
Come to Poo Poo.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
The Poopoo Islands. Plump my motor nature herself into the
Pacific Ocean. It's like no place you never seen.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Wow, this is gonna be los of fun.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
And it's just a short cable countrip of Mount Peach
All off to the beautiful break Winds Resort where you
get a breath, take in view of I.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Should be gee? What a you in your ancient ruins?
Speaker 9 (48:05):
The lost city of Kaka Grande founded by the ancient Thirksoo.
And over there it's the homebor village of the Take
a dumpa drive where you can witness the festival.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Of gruss Ojee.
Speaker 9 (48:18):
I'll go to the Poopoo Island Casino and glabs stools
at their drap day. Come on, number two, number two,
Come on, brought up, Squeeze some time out of your
busy schedule and flop down at the Poopoo Islands.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's the only way to go.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Make it the Poopoos for the pacation of a lifetime,
defacation of a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I feel better already?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Could there be any more scat humor in one sixty
second commercial islands?
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Pretty funny they can't mention the poo poo platter today the.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Poopoo platter, Well, that's that's free. As soon as you
walk in. Soon you walk in.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Well, last Friday officially became the hottest day of the
year so far.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
So far, jeris climb to one hundred and two degrees.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
At Dallas Fort Worth Airport on Friday, which is silly
because who lives at the airport.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
In the words of George Carlin.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
That beat the previous high of one oh one on
July sixteenth. So far, there have been ten, maybe eleven
triple digit days at Dallas Fort Worth this year. Because
I think we might have had one over the weekend.
The record may not stick around for long, though. Jipper
Jeers are expected to climb to one oh three or
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higher on Wednesday and Thursday, at least, just letting you
know that Mother Nature is going just a moment. I'm
not through burning your ass.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Out just yet.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Thank goodness, Salvation Army and Red Cross setting up those
cooling stations.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Grand Prairie ISD has become the latest school district in
North Texas to lock up student cell phones during the day.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yes they do, cheets.
Speaker 6 (49:54):
Students at Grand Prairie High School and South Grand Prairie
High School will be required to place their cell phones
in those locking pouches when they get to school.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Now.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Students will then place the locked up phone in a
backpack for the school day. On the way out of
the building, students will be able to unlock the pouches
and use their devices again. Students who lose their pouches
will be required to pay for a replacement, and any
students who shows up to school without the pouch will
have their phone collected and then they can pick up
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their phone at the end of the day. So how
are y'all supposed to cheat?
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Now? I know, it makes it much more difficult than.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
The process has been used at shows, concerts, and even
other school districts. Sometimes if you go to a comedy show,
you have to do that, especially if the comic has
a scandal going on at the time.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
They you made us do that when I went to
see Louis c k. Yeah, yeah, they made us put
our phones in one of those little pouches.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Well, shopping for school supplies sure looks like a son
of a bitch right now. I was in a grocery
store over the weekend and the lines were long. And
this can get really expensive for parents who are trying
to stockpile items for the kid for the new year.
And this financial weight also extends to teachers who have
been reaching into their own pocket using their own money,
and they don't get paid a whole hell of a lot.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I hope you all know that.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
To ensure that their students have the requisite materials in
the classroom, teachers alone, on average, spend nine hundred and
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Every year of their own money on school supplies. Yeah,
didn't have to do that, right.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Twenty six percent of the respondents say they'd taken a
second job, side hustle or summer job to balance the
expenses of their first job.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Approximately ninety seven.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
Percent of teachers say they purchased consumable supplies, seventy six
percent classroom decour sixty seven percent educational aids like books
and games and whatnot. Another forty four percent of teachers
spend their money on snacks, thirty six percent on cleaning supplies.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I know you shouldn't have to.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
Do that, yeah, and thirty one percent first aid supplies.
For Christ's sakes, provide will use schools. The survey also
detailed states where teachers are spending the least in the
most money, noting that these financial disparities aren't the same nationwide.
The state where the teachers spend most of their own
money on school supply maxis yes, what the hell? The
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state where teachers spend the least is Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Man. I mean, you know, because you want to do
it right. If you have to use your own money
to make things right, you do it. But you shouldn't
have to, especially if you're a teacher.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
For God.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
And speaking of summer, it's a difficulty and reality for
kids to come to terms with.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Summer break is almost over.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Some schools are starting up on Wednesday, yesterday, yes, some
of them are starting this week. With that reality may
be an easier pill to swallow for parents. North Texas
has dozens of independent school districts, so finding when your
kids go back to school can be a difficult task.
Some schools return as early as today, while others aren't
back in session until September. If you want to check
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your kids school district to find out when it starts
and to find out when you're gonna start getting some
peace and quiet during the.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Day, am I check with your kids school?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
And you know, things have been really tough for the
newspaper industry. The Fort Worth Star Telegram is reducing its
print schedule to three days per week.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
And now they're counting on people just to go to
their website.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Starting on October seventh, the newspaper will print editions only
on Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. And since the papers will
be delivered through the US mail, subscribers will receive the
Sunday paper on a Saturday. That's okay, Yeah, well it's
not the final edition, but I mean, how much is
going to change in a day. The Star Telegram hasn't
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been immune to newspaper industry challenges. The paper has seen
numerous rounds of layouts and buyouts over the years, and
ultimately moved out of its downtown offices to a co
working space in the West Seventh area of Fort Worth,
which is a lot more fun because there are a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Bars and restaurants. A New Jersey man.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Was indicted by a federal grand jury after he was
arrested for unruly behavior on an American airline's flight from
Seattle to Dallas.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Now we have talked about this before.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
I don't know what people do to become so stupid
and obnoxious just because you're on a plane, when all
you have to do is relax and let the flight
do all the work.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
So all the drinking before you get on the package.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
It that's it. It don't help.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Twenty six year old Nicholas Eric Nicholas Gatko of Delano,
New Jersey, was on board the July eighteenth flight when
he insulted and assaulted and intimidated a flight attendant in
aircraft group members.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
He was cussing all at him.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
He allegedly quote failed to follow instructions to remain in
his seat. Proposition to flight attendant for sex several times,
was repeatedly loud and obnoxious. He was constantly vaping. You
can't do that on the plane, bothered other passengers. He
locked himself in the bathroom and attempted to open the
aircraft exterior doors multiple times.
Speaker 6 (55:00):
While that's when you need one of those shots with
that franquilizer.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
That's right, you need mister taser is what you mean
to the next the flight was diverted to Salt Lake
City International Airport. The flight crew, with help from passengers,
was able to grab this guy with flexible restraints to
his feet and hands during the flight. As this guy
was being escorted off the plane by police upon landing
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in Salt Lake City, video shows him bouncing up and
down saying you say potato is say potato.
Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yo, man.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
I don't know what that was supposed to mean, but I.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I'll have something next time that'll get some dickhead axe
fool to act normal on planes. What it is, Give
at least one flight attendant a taser. Yes, shock him
with a taser. That'll settle their stupid as absolueless.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Lone star. There's a way to kick off a Monday.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Oh yeah, okay, let's find out who want our tickets
to go to Tannehill's tavern in October.
Speaker 7 (56:08):
What you got, do you know is red Kugo? Do
you know pastas and Fort Worth? Congratulations?
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Boss?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
All right, then have your shelves a really good time.
By the way, you know, sometimes when I'm here focusing
on this, I don't know what's going on in other
parts of the world. That's why I have Annabelle to
keep me posted. Simon Biles just fell off the balance
Oh Sonny.
Speaker 6 (56:33):
Lee both fell off the balance beam during their routine,
so they did not meddle. Alice Dematto of Italy took
the gold, China earned the silver, and then the bronze
went to Manila Esposito of Italy. Now, Simon Biles could
pick up another gold medal today. She's got the floor
exercise and she always kills it on the floor exercise. Also,
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Team USA Jordan Chiles will be competing in that category
as well.
Speaker 7 (56:59):
Oh okay, so not all hope is lost. No, no,
she's got what three under her belt? This is this
time around something.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
Like that for the vaults that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (57:10):
Yes, and then she also had Team USA all around
and she won the all around Female gymnast.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
But I mean that balance beam. I don't see how
they do that. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, I mean I'm wobbly on the ground, not a
saying that this wide.
Speaker 4 (57:27):
It looks like a sobriety test. Yes, you know that
straight line.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
You know you're in trouble when the cops stopped and
said how much you had to drink? Hold on, let
me set up this balance beam. I will see how.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
Sober you are you. Oh no, no, no, that ain't
going away mess that right up? Well do you know what?
That's why we're not in the Olympics and they are.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
But I do love to judge them while I'm on
the couch.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Potato chips.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
You know you shouldn't have done it that way, Anna
the armchair judge. Sure, all judge, that's right. We do
the same thing during football season. I wouldn't have called
that play. Hell wrong with you, coach?
Speaker 6 (58:11):
How did you drop that ball?
Speaker 5 (58:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Football season's coming to I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (58:19):
Hey, we've got so much going on. When you get
to work, make sure you have lone Star on to
hear commercial free classic rock while you work. We do
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I told your show. You say that, but you're such
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You don't want to touch that.
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Let let this play out and die a slow, horrible death,
and then we'll get back to it at another time.
I just try to make a joke. Many times I
can't about myself. Shut up boat, Okay, I will. Let's
see what's going on in the way of time wasters today.
What we got, Anna Bale?
Speaker 6 (59:39):
Well, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. A sad weekend for Aerosmith.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
Yes, they have retired from touring. They made the announcement
with a social media post on Friday. They were supposed
to play the American Airline Center November ninth.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Yes, yep, they've retired from touring.
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
And now all of Arrowsmith's peers in the rock and
roll world are weighing in on that, including Sammy Hagar.
We've got to post up from him where he talks
about how, hey, this was an honorable thing to do
for if your voice isn't at one hundred percent, yeah,
you know you need to retire from touring.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Well look how far Steven Tyler pushed his vocal cord larynx.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
That's how far. Yeah, he broke his throat.
Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
He did also posting about the retirement of Aerosmith Brian
May of Queen the Black Crows, who were opening up
for Aerosmith. They posted about it and mea Tyler Steven's daughter,
she said, you guys know him as a rock and
roll star, but he's my daddy. So we've got all
of those posts up for you to check out. And
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Metallica frontman you talked about this earlier, Bo Roberts. James
Hetfield celebrated his sixty first birthday in high style over
the weekend. He used a swig of helium from one
of his birthday balloons to raise his voice into chipmunk territory,
and after singing Happy Birthday to me, he added a
line or two from Enter Sandman.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
You want to hear it again?
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Please?
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Okay, James Hedfield on helium.
Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Happy hear me? Hi, everybody, I'd sixty one.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
And to live line.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Okay. We have that birthday post up on our page
if you want to check it out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Come on. It's funny the first couple of times you
do helium, isn't it absolutely.
Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Zz top fans are in for a treat. The rock
band has released its first ever box set, ZZ Top
from the Top nineteen seventy one through nineteen seventy six.
The box set includes the band's first five albums, ZZ Tops,
first album, Rio, Grand Mud, tress Ombres, Fandango, and Tajas.
The release also includes detailed liner notes. Now, there's only
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going to be about two thousand of these box sets released,
so if you want one, you're gonna have to move fast.
They're available right now at Rhino dot com. We've got
all that information up on our page. And Beatles fans
have a new opportunity to listen to a brand new
ultimate mix version of Ringo Stars I'm the Greatest. The
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song was originally written by John Lennon and given to
Ringo Starr, who sang it for his nineteen seventy three
solo album Ringo I'm the Greatest was put together by Lennon,
Starr and George Harrison after they reunited to work together
for the first time since the Beatles had broken up
in nineteen seventy Well, now the ultimate mixed version has
been released and we have it up on our page.
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The song was previously released as a hidden track on
Mind Games the Ultimate Collection box set, and if you
have that, it's on digital for the first time ever.
More bonus tracks that are hidden in that box set
are going to be released every two weeks leading up
to the late John Lennon's birthday on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
October Night got a space them out did so if
you want to hear the.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Ultimate mix of I'm the Greatest by John Lennon, we've
got that up on our page. And finally Bo talked
about this in Sports of All Sorts and if you
missed it, the French pole vaulter Anthony Amuradi went viral
over the weekend for his shall we say large bag
get getting in the way of him clearing the bar.
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Check out the video on the Bone and m show
page at lone star ninety five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oh, he was a shaved nott closer to that. But well,
we've had a swinging good time on the show today.
Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Yeah, we had not as much as that pole vaulter had.
But no, no, that was a swang and good night.
Who swang too much?
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
It's hard ever see he can tell a story that
no other guy can tell. He can tell you know,
I lost in the Olympics because Pecker's do I.
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Wonder how many women have reached out to him since
that is he's He's a French guy, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
What's interesting though, is that earlier in the week another
French guy went viral for his bulbs. Remember the French dier.
Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
You'll see every buddy in palace has big See you
all would expect something like this from us. You know
when we got that story this morning, you probably knew
it before we did. I want to talk about the
guy who lost the fall Vall Johnson.
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
I mean, was he supposed to have big old thing
locked down in a pad or a?
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
He should have tuck it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
But then again, when you're running towards the pole ball,
that tuck is gonna come undone because you're going to
be strutting real.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Fast and real far. To talk to some drag queens
is what he needs to was almost dragging the ground
right now? Okay, so great, this is what you're going
to be waiting for.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Oh god, that's what they're going to talk about in
the after Joe deconbrig Agent I get them already, wait
not to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Maybe it might come up.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
In a different pole, oh I see okay, all right, Well,
the poll says that people find this show disgusting sometimes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
And we're proud of that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
We're proud of that. We're proud that you have the
guts and zibbus to listen.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Knowing what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Sometimes it's the helicopter you know you're gonna get the
same thing tomorrow this or by box do that?
Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Yes, Beans Franks and Bean Me on.
Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
The Exter Show.
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Bye,
And now a little something that we referred to as
variation on a thief goes like this, I give him a.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Fang in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's my dagger.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Can't see what it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Is on the radio, but it's a long and Peg found.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Out its power back when I was fourteen.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Has good in my.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Bathroom room, i'st over and no bathroom synk Mama balls
then I always.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Haven't been somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's here.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You're in the gold blind.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
If you keep touching yourself, that's laying baby lady.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've been going back to my roots, been going back
to old Rosie.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
My girl gave me the boot.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Don't stop watching my team friend and poor Mama said, hey,
I'm gonna rapplate that what a scar she told me.
Sounds like don't cross your eyes a down pick and
seeing you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Go blind if you keep touching your cell. I'm touching
in the star and taking me back side. Okay, you
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had to ruin the whole thing. Oh my gosh it
Joe's cristy and having started.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
A little more wh It's hard to see where I'm
shooting because I've got ma side good book, says massurbatus I.
Said against jeez fun in my book, ain't nothing wrong
with some personal squeezes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Go Lord hay Sin tests should come join his flock
had brads.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't go blind.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm always touching.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
My Thank you.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Gave me there for a minute. Man, jeez crying out lot.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I give you a platform, and you're gonna go there
On a Monday morning after a weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Oh man, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I figured you see, you're starting to get as sick
as I am. Yeah, longer you work here, slowly, slowly
but surely, seeking.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
In down to that sludge bitch.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I learned something new over the weekend from Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Ol Masha.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
When you use those hulk hands to mass that would
get that could get a little awkward. Well you know
it's Deadpool.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I get it, Yes, I did. I heard it was
really good. Oh it's raunchy as hell, but I loved it.
I've got to go see it now.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I will say the couple behind me had a four
year old and a five.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Year old, and I'm sure the language wasn't exactly appropriate
for Yale.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
No, and it starts off with Deadpool just slaughtering people.
I'm like, this is so not good for four year
old and five year old impressionable minds.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, could have taken to see Twisters. I guess they
couldn't get a babysitting. Oh well, so much for our
new generation. That's how it is. We're polluting them all
and they show ain't helping the call.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
They imagine those kids on the first day of kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Right right, I.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Want to hear them.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I hope everybody had a great weekend because we're starting
out a new week. Hey, we got deep purple tickets
at seven point fifty this morning, eight forty.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What do we have for eight forty dirty honey tickets
coming to Tannehill's Tavern in Fort Worth, October eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well all right, Dan, so we got a full deal
to do here, don't you know? As we celebrate Yeah,
here we go National Underwear Day. Well we sure hope
you've got a clean pair on.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't go commando, there is fresh pair.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
An online underwear retailer founded National Underwear Day because they
believe underwear is the most important thing that people wear,
and because they believe it can make people more confident
and good. Plus, a good pair will slow it a
fart down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, it puts the brakes on it a little bit.
It muffles it. It's worked like a dog day wolf wolf.
Don't we do that? Okay, yeah, I'm not afraid of that.
Works so hard to bring you the show.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Those who work like dogs put in an extra effort.
Don't stop until the task is finished, and don't sit.
I don't where there is work to be done. At
least you know when your supervisor is nearby, so you
can pretend you're working like a dog.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Least dogs get like a dog, do we?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He'll know? No Green Peppers Day. There's all color of peppers,
a little red, yellow, orbit. The green peppers are celebrated
today like yeah. International traffic Light Day. On August fifth,
nineteen fourteen, what is considered to be the first electric
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traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio, at the corner
of East one o fifth Street and Euclid Avenue.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Before then, it was every man for himself.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Get where you're going without trying to get you or
even hitting somebody else. Use your horn, yes, yes, and
use it wisely, will you? And if somebody use a
horn at you, calm down. You don't have to throw
things out of your car. At them because they honked.
They'll do that National Oyster Day.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm rarely in the mood to eat them, tell you
the truth, I am maybeys really loud sauce bow, come
on down. Yeah, but sometimes raw oysters.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Just I have to be in the year. Maybe once
a year. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
International Forgiveness Day. How about we just apologize for the
show right now. Please forgive us, sorry for what you're
about to hear.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Sorry in advance.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Yes, and you have to forgive us because it's national.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You have no choice.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Isnational if we were in if we were in another
part of the world, you'd have to forgive us.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well yeah, sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And it's National watermelon Day and National mustard Day, not together.
Don't put mustard on your watermelon. If you want to,
put salt on it, okay, but not mustard.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Next to each other on the picnic table is fine. Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Oh, we also got Felipe Sparza on the show today. Yeah,
we got sports of all sorts, of a lot of
Olympic stuff to talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
So let's do our morning straw.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, good to see the Rangers went over the weekend
one game I know, well it was the.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
One me and Clayton went dude bottom luck, not Broottom luck.
But I can't go to every game. I got this
stuff to do, all right, you' all ready, Yes, we're
good time. We know you work hard. You listen to
this show.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
We're taking all of you with us too. Dallas Lawers
Classic Rock Alone start ninety two. Hey at six thirty
minus time Verse Sports the ball sor.
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Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, it's going to be football season before y'all know it,
and there's new kickoff rules for the upcoming NFL season
that can lead to twelve men on the field without
a team getting a penalty. In the past, when there's
win knocking the ball off the tee, a player from
the kicking team would hold the ball on the tee
for the kicker. But now that the ten players on
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the kicking team that aren't the kicker are lining up
way ahead of where the ball is kicked from, the
NFL is allowing a twelve person on the field to
hold the ball on the tee under windy conditions. The
kickoff is gonna be totally different from what you're used
to seeing.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well, how do you feel about that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I know why they're doing it. For safety reasons. The
holder has to leave the field of play as soon
as the ball is kicked. Now, in case you've forgotten,
I don't really care what the new kickoff rule is.
The Cowboys first preseason game for this year is Sunday
in Los Angeles against the.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Rain's gonna be pissed about that is Lucy from Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Lucy she always holds the kickoff rules.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Meske with yeah, and she liked to throw the ball
away from people like that guy snatch it away. Charlie
Brown bitched about all time. Didn't get nothing done. Now,
let's talk Olympics. I got a lot of Olympics going
on this weekend. I thought you carry Richardson was gonna
win the goal too. I'm sure she's very disappointed.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Dallas Nader should carry Richardson a silver medal winner. We
were sure she was gonna win the goal, but it
turned out that Saint Lucia's Julian Alfred won the gold,
out running Richardson for the second straight race after beating
her in the semifinal earlier in the day.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
This weekend, Alfred, who.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Runs for UT Austin hoocom Horns, won Saint Lucia's first
ever Olympic medal. Usas Melissa Jefferson won the bronze. Now
t T Terry from Team USA also ran in the final,
finishing in fifth. It is the first time since twenty
twelve that all US women reached the final. If t
T is a nickname, I'm sure there's a story that.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Goes with it. And I don't know if I want
to know how she got to name TT I do.
I kind of want to know.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
The second place silver medal is not the end of
the Games for Richardson. She's expected to compete in the
four by one hundred meter relay for the US when
they begin on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I still want to know where she got to name
t T. We'll move on for me, you know.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
In Mexico and in Puerto Rico, t T is aunt
really Yeah, that's why my little Raffe and baby Mia
they call me Titiani.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh okay, so she has nothing to do with going
to the road. Okay, Well, this woman, I guess they
call her any piss. I'm just trying to figure it
out here now.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Scotty Shuffler did hold on and win some Olympic gold
yesterday at the Golf National and he added a Team
USA's talley over the entirety of the Summer Games in Paris.
This man Scotty shot US sixty two in the final round.
No bogies, damn. First time he's won an Olympic medal
and his golfing career, first time he's represented Team USA.
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Way to go, Scottie. He won the Masters for the
second time in his career earlier this year. Overall, with
the gold at the Olympics, He's won seven tournaments this year.
Whoa he is the first player to enter the Olympics
rank number one in the world and win some gold.
And he got a little teary eyed understandably on the
Olympic podium wearing his fabulous new gold medal.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Congratulations and they.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Lit up Reunion Tower.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yes, they did. Poor him last night, Red White and Blue.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
It was a credible Scottie. Well here's North Texas resident
Vincent Hancock entered Saturday with the chance of becoming only
the fourth American Maine in history to win four gold
Olympic gold medals in the same individual event. Only Michael Phelps,
Carl Lewis and Al Euter had ever done it. Hancock
previously won the gold medal in men's skeet shooting in
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Tokyo in twenty twenty, in London in twenty twelve, in
Beijing in two thousand and eight. After all the shots
had been fired, he joined the aforementioned group after winning
the gold in Paris and to put a cherry on top.
His fellow North Texan and training teammate Connor Prince won
the silver medal. Hancock hit fifty eight of the sixty targets,
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Prince hit fifty seven of the sixties. Hancock moved to
fort Worth in twenty fourteen, before later settling in Argyland,
Denton County. Prince, who lives in fort Worth and works
at his father's machine shop in Burlison, started training with
Hancock in twenty eighteen. The two trained together at North
Lake Shooting Stars. I think there's another local thing about shooting.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
There is Keller's. Austin Smith took home the bronze medal
in women's.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Skeep shooting at the Paris Olympics yesterday.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Smith hit forty five and fifty targets in the final
to win her first Olympic medal for Team USA. This
is the twenty three year old Smith's second Olympics. She
placed in tenth in the Tokyo Games, but this time
around she took the bronze medal. Smith will compete in
the skeep mixed team event sometime today. She is paired
with men's gold medal winner Vincent Hancock. In addition to
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being Smith's partner in the mixed team event, he is
also her coach.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
A look at that?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Cool to be?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Will you coach by your side? Did well?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
We're not quite done bragging about Texans kicking ass in
the Olympics yet, Guys rang it. This time we're going
to Grand Prairie, Texas, home to your native Jasmine Moore.
She just became the first American woman to ever win
an Olympic medal in the triple jump.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
That is just the oddest sport. Yeah, triple jump. You
step step and then jump. This isn't something you've been
practicing at home, have you?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
All right?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
He did on March sixteenth, and I.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Didn't do so. I didn't go out for the Olympic team.
He did not medal. I did not medal, Thank you, Bowl.
I've probably got some medal insidement now.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Bowl Roberts keeping both feet firmly planted on the ground. Moore,
who graduated from Mansfield Lake Ridge High School in Grand Prairie,
won a bronze medal on Saturday. Her fourteen points six
to seven meters triple jump was a season best. Moore
is also competing in the long jump at this year's Olympics,
for first woman to from the US ever to compete
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in both events. Now the long jump competition, he's back there.
Bow long jump competition begins tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I ain't gonna watch it, watch it, gona watch and
I ain't even gonna be jumping then, Simon Biles, she's
gonna be back in the arena today for her last
two chances to meddle during the Olympic and possibly in
her career. Miles and Sunny Lee will both compete for
individual medals on the balance beam.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You ever watch that? Oh yeah, I don't see how
they keep from falling off? Serious practice, practice practice and zou.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
They will compete also in the floor exercise, where both
women will face an impressively formidable opponent in Brazil's Rebecca
Andrade Olympic triathletes plunge into that nasty ass Sane River
early this morning as the mixed relay event got underway
after organizers said the bacteria levels in the long polluted
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Paris waterway were at acceptable levels.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Acceptable.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I don't want acceptable. I want as clean as
it could possibly be. Swimming in the river has, with
some exceptions, been off limits since nineteen twenty three because
it's been too toxic. So if you see a turd
floating towards you just swim around it.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
That's all you can do.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Team USA athletes will be involved in the mix relay
triathlon today. It'll be a first medal event to start
Day ten of the Paris Olympics. The two men representing
the US are Seth Ryder and Morgan Pearson, while the
women are Taylor Spivey and Taylor nib So. We got
two Taylor's worgan on it. Swimming in the aforementioned nasty
ass Saint River will be involved in the event. Bob,
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I think one Golden's at a world record in the
fifteen one hundred meter freestyle yesterday. The United States got
a huge boost and final night of swimming at the
Paris Olympics, but the guinness was quickly erased when the
Americans lost the men's four by one hundred medal relay
at the Summer Games. For the first time, China beat US.
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China had one golden every event and the event every
Olympics and other than the boycotted Moscow Games in nineteen eighty.
Finx gold was the seventh for the US, pulling them
into a tie with Australia for the top spot in
that column. And you really gotta hear this. Let's see,
there is a guy in the Olympic you know. There's
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plenty events that are all about inches. Yes, archery is
all about getting as close to the bulls eye as possible.
A misread by an inch in gymnastics can result in
a nasty fall, and track and field events such as
shot put and javelin can be decided by the smallest
of marketday. Turns out, pole vaulting is a competition of
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inches as well. Just asked Anthony Amuradi, the olympian from France,
was aiming to qualify for the final of the pole
vault event when his poll is what ruined?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
On Saturday, Amuradi was able to get over the bar
in the five point four meter in the five point
six meter attempts. He needed to land the five point
seven meter attempt to keep the hopes of participating in
the finals arrived well. While a majority of the Frenchman's
body got beyond the bar, there was one part of
him that did not, likely one of his last parts
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of the body. You'd think mist out on a metal chance,
because his dick struck the bar and you can't have that.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
He had a big bag att yes, he did.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Him.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
No part of an athlete can strike the bar in
order for it to be a successful attempt. It's just
funnier when your penis doesn't. Since he failed, he just
missed the cut for the top ten, placing twelve in
the heats. Turns out sometimes size really does matter. Oh lord,
I couldn't write this and make it up if I
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tried hard.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Breaking full file.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Next on the Boy of Them Show, Dallas Force Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five. You know, a little
over an hour from now, we have tickets to see
Deep Purple and yes, hang on, we're gonna play Fraction
the Flickers. But now it's time for the freaking full file. Okay,
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let's get the gross one.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Out of the way.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
A Chinese man he needed to have his left eyeball
surgically removed to prevent a bacterial infection from reaching his brain.
After swatting a fly on his face Woo, the man
surname Wu, killed the fly that was buzzing around his
head by swatting it against his face.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
He thought nothing else of it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Only an hour later, his left eye became red, swollen
and real painful. As his symptoms got worse, he decided
to go to a local hospital, where he is diagnosed
with seasonal conjunctivitis. Despite taking the prescribed medication, Wu's condition
deteriorated rapidly in the following days, and by the time
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he went to the hospital again, he had lost vision
in his left eye almost completely.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
It turned out that the seasonal conjunctivitis was actually a
bacterial infection from the swatted fly. That's how nasty flies are,
at least they are in China. Unfortunately, for mister Wu,
medication no longer could content pain the spread of the infection,
and because it was risking affecting his brain, doctors decided
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to surgically removed his left.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Eyeball, Holy God, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So if you're ever in China and the fly buzzes
around your head, don't swat it, just show it away. Yeah,
No one end up like this poor boy.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Woo.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Indeed, so I've been to weddings where they've had a
dog as either the ring bearer or the flower girl
or whatever, and it's always so cute. But sure, this
couple decided to use an owl in their wedding ceremony.
An owl caused quite the commotion when it decided to
take flight with the wedding rings during a ceremony and
stubbornly stayed away for a whopping seven hours with the wedding.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Rings and they're waiting for the wedding to start.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
The feathered ring bearer was meant to deliver the bands
to the awaiting couple at the altar, but instead the
owl chose freedom flew away, landing on a lofty perch
atop the church and settling on a windowsill, much to
the dismay of the wedding party and their fifty guests,
all the up going the wedding rings hello, despite the
bird handler's best efforts offering up chicken as a tempting bribe,
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the owl seem uninterested in descending from its high vantage point.
The wedding proceeded with the other birds that were part
of the wedding display, and the fugitive owl reportedly made
its return finally at eight pm, a full seven hours
after its initial flight at around one pm.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Seven hours with the wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
These people are waiting to get to their honeymoon, and
you got their rings on.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Top of a church.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Before you talk about a bridezilla, can you imagine the
stress levels in that woman's head.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
But listen, nobody gets an owl is to be a
ring bearer. You don't know what animals are gonna do.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
That's what happens when you try to be too cute
with your wedding.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, you try to be too cute. Let's get an owl.
I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Let's use a bullet constrictor next time we get married,
you'll hold.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
The rings for us.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Don't overthink kid, people, don't overthink it, and don't underthink it.
If you're a cop who's headed out and you have
responsibilities to show a good example to your community, okay,
now check this cop out Tempe Arizona Police Officer Zachary Hyde. Now,
one month ago, he was one of two cops given
the Hero Award that was at the thirty fifth annual
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Mothers Against Drunk Driving Law Enforcement Recognition Banquet.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
That was a month ago.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Last Wednesday, however, things turned south for Hyde in Tempe.
The cops pulled him over and he was notified of
a duy investigation involving an off duty officer named Zachary Hyde.
That's the public information that went up about it. Tempe
police say Hide was immediately placed on administrative leave pending
an internal affairs investigation.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
What in the heck is going on with this guy?
He just got a medal for being a good example.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Well he went to celebrate and he got drunk for
getting the medal from yeah, fighting drunk drive.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Basically, yeah really, Officer Saw. Officer Hide had this to say.
He said he had a lapse in judgments. So now
I think it's the judge's turn to make the judgment.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Here come the judge, Come to judge, Here, come to judge.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Two chiefs at a restaurant in Jingsou, China have been
sentenced to prison for lacing thousands of dishes not with
drugs to keep them coming back. What they laced these
dishes with anti diarrhea drugs to ensure the restaurant's stale ingredients.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Didn't give people the spirts.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wow. The two perpetrators of this scam had reportedly been
using expired ingredients in their dishes and laced them with
jendamiasin to minimize the risk of patrons who ate there
getting a case.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Of Montazuma's revenge.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
When police raided the restaurant, they found one hundred and
one boxes of this Jenda miason sulfate in the kitchen,
which had been brought by a hotel handyman named Zang.
The investigation that followed revealed that Zang regularly brought about
one hundred boxes at a time without providing the prescription.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
How long did they let these things go bad?
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yeah, you know, at least they were being considerate.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, but you know, this not fresh and it'll probably
make them sick. But let's give them anti diarrhea drugs
so they won't get the squirts.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
And talk about how bad are food walkers.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Zang later said he didn't tell the authorities what the
two chifs were doing because they were paying him a
lot of money to shut up about. I can see that,
but still, yeah, they get some fresher ingredients geez, because
if somebody gets the squirts, well, it's going to reflect
on your restaurant.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That's why they stole the anti diarrhatami. And sometimes if
it doesn't come out of one end, it'll come out
the other end.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's a really good point. Either way, you're gonna need
a mop, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Oh so, as bo mentioned Deep Purple, he's coming to
town two weeks from today, and we have your tickets.
BOE's gonna have a clip from a movie. You guess
what movie that is, and you win the tickets to
see Deep Purple August nineteenth at Dicky's Arena. That's coming
up around seven point fifty right here on the bow
and them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Dallas Forth's Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
If you're an Aerosmith fan, I hope you got to
see him at least once, because Aerosmith announced it is
going to retire from touring probably forever, or at least
until they get the itch again. Broke my heart well,
it's since Stephen Tyler suffered that vocal cord injury last year.
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Here's what the band said Friday in the statement on
their official website. Has been the honor of our lives
to have our music become part of yours at every
club or every massive tour, at moments grand in private,
you have given us a place in the soundtrack of
your lives.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yes, cool, Steven.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
After fracturing his larynix last September, Stephen Tyler had been
been working really hard to get his voice back, but
the band said it was a clear full recovery from
his vocal injury is not possible. He must have really
messed himself up.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Yeah, but just last week, remember Joe Perry said that
they were working on new music, that Steven Tyler had
some things up his sleeve.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Well, if he can sing in the studio, it doesn't
necessarily mean he can he can handle a full tour.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
That's true, because those tours are brutal, especially on your
vocal cords.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Oh yeah, I think they're still going to give us
a one off show here and there, getting on the
Grammy stage, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
They might.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
They might, so, the band said, any fans who purchased
tickets to an upcoming show through ticket Baster will be
automatically refunded. For others who purchased tickets through a third
party vendor like seat geeks, dubbub or vivid Seats or
anywhere else, you will need to reach out to those
resale sites for further information on how to get your
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money back.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I'm so sad.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
God, I didn't know he'd messed himself bad that up
that much, but damn yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Well, he kept saying that he was going to be
ready to go back out on tour after a year
because it happened in September of last year, and they
were going to kick it off again September of this year.
But I guess peace out is what they meant.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeh out, peace out a little bit early. And listen
to that song we just played back in the saddle.
Listen how much he tears.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I know.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
And that was in his thirties or something when he
recorded that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh God, Now when you get into your seventies, you
can't do that with your boy, can't.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
You can't. But you can go into the studio and
they can produce around your voice. Yeah, yeah, use that
auto tune and you just whisper and no electronically, yeah,
or they'll Milly Vanilla you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
By the way, James Hetfield of Metallica celebrated his sixty
first birthday on Saturday, and he wished himself a happy
birthday on helium. Yes, okay, listen, there's James Hetfield on helium.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
To me, everybody on sixty murder careful tone.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
I guess no one told him that you can hurt
your vocal cords using helium.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yes you can, Yeah, yes you can. And some people
pass out because they don't. They don't remember to take
a breath of real air between so on the helium important,
watch out, watch out. Well, we sure hope you got
a clean pair of underwear on because today is National
Underwear Day. Remember your mom used to say, you put
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on a clean pair of underwear, because what if you're
in an accident. Yeah, what if your head's hanging off,
but you got skid marks, Boy, they won't take it off.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
And I don't know anybody that's been in an accident
that ends up with clean underwear anyways.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
That's a really good point. First you say it and
then you do it. Then you soil it well, you
got a song about it.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I like to hear it.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
You did go.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I was driving down.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
US forty one. Some idiot crossed the line. I had
to swear to miss him, knock down a deer crossing signed,
took out some woman's mailbox, wound up hitting a pothole,
And the last thing I remember, I was chewing on
a telephone pole.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
But I had on.
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
My mama would have been proud of me because.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I had on a pair.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I had on clean underwear.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
When it took me to intensive care. Yeah, the doctor
and nurse said, look of there, he's got clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I was in there for about a week.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
A guy off the critical list scared me up a
day with a physical therapist, took her for dinner and
drinks and got her back to my pet. She said
she liked the lights on, and boy, I was glad
I had on clean underwear, clean underwear.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Your mom, mama would have been proud of me because I.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Had old affair.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
I had on clean underwear when I put myself in
her care. You have a good looking nursing.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Look a bear.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You got clean underware, Oh, cleanse clean hands.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
And there you go the song for National Underwear Day.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
I hope you're wearing yours. Ride now.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Dallas Forest Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two to five.
Hey on Monday morning, wake up Slack coming up for you.
Then we're gonna give away deep purple tickets. However, it
is now time to smarten uist midgeon and to edge
it hat you and I uh listening Murdo's Time War.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Did you know here's?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
In fact, you probably didn't know, but you fitn int them.
For example, did you know there are about thirty places
around the world where the sand actually sings?
Speaker 6 (30:18):
It sings?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yes, what are you talking about, each with its own
unique tune. The Kelso Dunes in the Mojave Desert are
said to kind of sound like Cello's.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, is this because of the wind or what?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Just because of the way that that it's formed. When
the wind blows, it makes the sound. See, there are
said to be in the Gobi Desert singing dunes. They're
said to be so eerie that Marco Polo blamed their
sounds on evil spirits here when.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He would hear it, he would leave.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I'd get creeped out, especially in the middle of a
big ass desert.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, well, you know there's it's like where they can
put things on the roads that will make it sound
like it's playing music when you.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Drive over them. It's kind of the same thing, only
it's nature, like licking your finger and then putting it
on the rim of the glass. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Did you know there is a mushroom that supposedly oozes
blood or appears to coated in rows of toothy spines
with a white cap that oozes blood colored goo from
dozens of pores. The bleeding tooth fung guy of the
old growth forests of North America and Europe are a
sight to behold. Yet, despite their ghoulish appearance, they aren't toxic.
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In fact, they smell sweet. They say it smells like
hickory nuts, although they taste so bitter you wouldn't want
to eat one anyway. Yeah, hard pass, Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Did you know sprouted seeds taken on Apollo fourteen moon
trees can be found growing across the United States. They
planted them, yes, planted in nineteen seventy five. In nineteen
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seventy six, in honor of America's by Centennial. Many died
within the first year or two, uprooted by construction, injured
by weather events, or otherwise. Top old parts are infested,
but a few still persist, and in twenty twenty two
NASA sent one thousand seeds up to the Artemus one mission.
Those seeds are currently under care of the Forest Service.
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I guess we want some more moontrees moon trees.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did you know the driest place on Earth is not
a hot spot but a cold spot, consisting of a
grand canyon side set of scours along the western coast
of Antarctica's Maduro Sound. McMurdo Sound Researchers suggest that some
areas of McMurdo dry valley ways haven't seen rain in.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Fourteen million years. Well, it's too cold, It's going to freeze.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Did you know a two hundred pound bovine went nearly
seven million years undetected. They're called saulas and are dubbed
the Asian unicorn the Anamite Mountains of Laos. These antelope
like creatures are so shy most of the world didn't
even know they existed until nineteen ninety two because when
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they see a human they get out of sight smart,
making them the first large mammal newda science in more
than fifty years. Wow, and did you know Singapore is
the world's greenest city, home to almost three million roadside trees,
with nearly eight hundred trees per street mile. There are
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at least six hundred species of these things, from bushy
native area gutas to imported rain trees, which have crowns
that can spread as wide as three school buses.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Wow, big on them.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Now. I'm not saying that you might want to take
one home with you, but why don't you get one
in moon trees and take them instead? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
I want a moon tree. I want a moon tree.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I want a lot of things that ain't gonna get
I want to move the pie.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
It's the morning wake up slap.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Don't go away, I am so tvous.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Get out of my way before a spark catch you
and catches your clothes on fire. Good time for Monday
morning wake up slap. This one is pretty well self explanatory.
I think all you need to do is just sit
back and enjoy.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Here you go.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
As the phone woman.
Speaker 11 (34:41):
Damn good morning bakery.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Oh yeah, here iss? Who is this answer my question?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
My name is Anna.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Oh Hona, you're the one that's set in the email.
Well for us to get your co worker, Jennifer. Right,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Okay, okay, So does Jennifer own the bakery or something
she does? Okay, why don't you go get Jennifer and
tell her there's a an irate customer on the phone.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Okay, got it? Okay, all right, go get Jennifer.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Okay, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Jen Then we've got a little situation here.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
There's a really upset customer on the phone.
Speaker 9 (35:35):
He does, Jennifer speaking, I'm.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Gonna help you, yeah, Jennifer. Yes, Oh this is Beautifier
square On. And uh I went in there and I
got me a cake though over day and I had.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
A problem with it.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
What was your problem?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, see my wife, Gerlene come in there and if
she got a cake for our eleven year old daughter's
birthday party. Well, uh, my wife got this this birthday
cake and it caused more than just just a few
problems there.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Uh what was you issue, sir?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Well, the issue was is you know she's eleven years old,
and uh so we got this cake kind of a
fairy tale, kind of cake thing, you know, and y'all
put some ponies and some trees and stuff like that
on there, and you're supposed to have a little castle,
you know, kind of like a Rapunzel castle, you know
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what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yes, do you remember doing that?
Speaker 7 (36:34):
You know, we do a lot of children's birthday cakes,
but I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Well, one thing I'm sure of was, uh, there's a
problem with this cake.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Didn't the problem?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Well, problem was was that the ponies and the trees
and the icing on their spelling, all all the little
fairy tale movies and stuff. But uh, that castle didn't
really look like a castle. I don't know where y'all
got this, if you're doing this as a joke or something,
but my wife, Jerlene wasn't appreciative at all, and frankly
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I'm not either.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
I'm not quite sure what you're talking about, sir.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, where do you get them things that you put
on the cakes? Them decororations that you put on the cakes?
Where you get them at?
Speaker 9 (37:19):
We get those places like Cardi City, other supply stores,
depending on whatever people are asking for.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you ever get them from adult bookstores?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
I'm sorry, sir, do you ever.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Get them from adult bookstores.
Speaker 10 (37:32):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Well, here's the problem, right here, here's a problem. That
castle didn't look like castle at all. Looked like a great,
big old fake penis. Hey listen, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
It ain't funny. It ain't funny.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
And that's eleven year old girl we're talking about, with
a big old fake penis on her damn birthday cake. No,
there was no mistake. You must have made the mistake.
That's it's a castle at what caused all the trouble?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
It was just a castle, sir.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I don't know what you're well, it didn't look like
a castle. I'll tell you that right now. Didn't look
like one.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
I'm very sorry, sir. I had our workers go out
and pick up what.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Looks like a castle. Yeah, but which Hey, which door
they go to? They go one of them them places
that sell all the deal dos and stuff like that. No, listen, listen,
what did I just say? It ain't funny, it ain't fine.
That's our eleven year old girl we're talking about. And
now God knows what kind of questions I'm gonna have
to answer when she sits down at the dinner table.
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I apologize.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
I apologize. That ain't good enough. That ain't good enough,
That ain't good enough.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
I doubt that your daughter thought that it was anything.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
I'm sure she just I don't know.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
I thought it was a castle.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Well, i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
She may have thought it was a castle, but everybody,
all the adults over there to they was snickering and
giggling and stuff like that, And it's all your fault.
Plus everybody got the squirts from that cake.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
I don't know what was in it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, it looked like one of them sex toys that
you get over at one of them sex toy stores
or something. I was gonna bring it in and show
it to you, but it's gone. I think my wife
stole it. What's so damn funny? She doesn't locked the
bedroom door on me.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Now, Ley, let me in there. I gotta give me
a little fly before I go to work. Oh, it's funny.
It's funny, isn't it. It's funny, isn't it? How well
do you know? Anna? Your cowork old barn.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
For a long time.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I don't know how much longer you're gonna be to
your friend just sent you a wake up slaft.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It's both from Lone Star ninety five.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Gotcha, that was good?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Good.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Let me let me talk to Anna real quick. Anna,
We got her, We got.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
All right.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Put Jennifer back on.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Hello, Jennifer, Surprise, someone devious named Anna setting somebody.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Up for a fall?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
No, of course not no, never would be the shop
Donald's Horse classic Lone Star ninety two five Deep Purple
with Yes a week from tonight, come on two weeks
from two weeks from tonight. So when's the actual day
of the show, Monday, August nineteenth. Okay, so I'm trying
to add while i'm subtracting. Oh, that's right, two weeks
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from tonight. Too early for math, which means don't even
trust me anymore.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
They're calling it the Deep Purple and Yes equals one
more time to work, whatever that.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Means, because that's the Deep Purple's album. Their new album, Okay.
Speaker 7 (41:19):
Equals one more Time is the new record. They're also
celebrating fifty years of Smoke on.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
The Waug on the Water and all those other songs. Oh,
in order to give some away, let's play fraction the Flickers.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Sometimes we do it on Monday.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Sometimes we do it on the other days of the week,
but today is the sixty ninth birthday of act.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Or I'm met Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh he's awesome, sixty nine Today. Here's a clip from
a movie. Met Bob Thornton is in Tell Me the movie.
I'll give you the deep purple tickets. Ready, I'm ready,
here you go.
Speaker 11 (41:56):
Real good, kids are good. I just come in to
see what's going on. You know, music was good and
kids friends yours, these folks here.
Speaker 7 (42:05):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Don't look at me like yet.
Speaker 9 (42:09):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 11 (42:11):
And you think I can be had, don't you?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Huh stumped?
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Let me see now, if I would have left some
of the other notes in there from someone else, then
you would have got it right off.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
The seacon scratch.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Can you read that?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
No? No, that's not it. No, that's not it. Uh
you mentioned kids in it. I love him too.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
If I tell you the name of the actor that's
the star, it might give it away. Okay, so he
wasn't the same, He wasn't the star. No, he had
just a bit part in this one. Okay, two one,
four or eight one, seven, seventy seven one ninety two five.
This movie came out in nineteen ninety seven. Okay, maybe
that'll help. Maybe it'll just confuse you even more. Let's
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go bow on this show. Can you tell me what
movie that is that had Billy Bob Thornton in it?
Was a good kid kid reverenced because but he wasn't
the star of this movie. He just made a bit appearance.
That was a good guess all right, bowing them show?
Can you tell me what movie that was with.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Mete it Bob Thornton in it?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
He I think, I know you think, you know, well,
this person doesn't think the silent on the other bo
in them show tell me what movie that was?
Speaker 4 (43:28):
Pushing Tim pushing to no that you.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Know, I started to use that that was a good
movie because that's him and John another guest.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, she got it, she.
Speaker 6 (43:37):
Got it when he said that he didn't star.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
It was a good movie to never seen that. Bo
and them show tell me what movie that was? What
movie was that? No, not silence, you don't say nothing.
You automatically guess Silence of the Lamb just the new
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rule for the giveaways.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Boy.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Then Joe, tell me what movie that was? What is
it bad, Senna, let's start in bad.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Let me play it one more time, listen one more time,
and telling me what movie that had Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
He is not the star of the movie. I think
you're gonna have to say who the star was. Yeah,
I will let me play this again.
Speaker 11 (44:22):
Good kids are good. Well, I just come in to
see what was going on. You know, music was good,
the kids friends of yours, these folks here. Oh, I'm sorry,
don't look at me like that.
Speaker 9 (44:35):
I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 11 (44:37):
And you think I can be had, don't you?
Speaker 6 (44:39):
Ah? And I got it for mean because if you
had played the actor in that clip, I know a
lot of people would have gotten it.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Should I tell him now? Yeah, tell him who the
actor the star of the movie.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Was.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Go ahead, Robert Duval, Robert Duvall.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Was the star.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
I love him.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Robert Duvall, Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
And if you win these tickets, you'll probably say hallelujah.
Bon and them show tell me what movie that is.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Sling Blade?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
No, bon and them, show tell me what movie that
was with Billy Bob Thornton as a just a bit part.
Don't look fat don't look back. No, no, you'd say
hallelujah if you won or you received. There's a religious contest.
There's religious Robert Robert Duval would have said it. Bo
(45:35):
and them, show tell me what movie that is? You turn, No,
think it's it's about a preacher.
Speaker 4 (45:45):
There you go, it's about a.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Preacher, Robert Duvall, Billy, Bob Thornton, Bon and them, show
tell me what movie that is?
Speaker 4 (45:53):
The Apostle.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Now that's a pretty cool movie. You gotta admit that
that's a pretty cool movie. All right, you got Deep purple?
Have you tell me you've seen the movie? Though?
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Oh yes, I don't know. I think June Carter. Doesn't
she play his mother? This one got right over me.
I've never seen it. Does she really June Carter plays
his mother? Yes?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Cool? All right? Who is this?
Speaker 3 (46:22):
Kelly?
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Kelly? Miss Kelly? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (46:24):
We got deep purple? And yes tickets, so don't go away. Okay,
all right, you're quite welcome, my dear. You have the
Apostle through your little curve there, huh is. I'm known
for doing that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
That's why a lot of people hate me, But I
don't care.
Speaker 6 (46:37):
Plenty more chances to win here on lone Star. Coming
up next hour, we'll open up the lone Star ticket
window and give away tickets to see the rock band
Dirty Honey. They're coming to fort Worth Tannehill's Tavern and
Music Hall Friday, October eighteenth, and you can win those
tickets around eight forty here on the Bow and Them
show on Dallas fort Worth's classic rock lone Star ninety
two five.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's three words. That's about as many words as some
woman would give.
Speaker 6 (47:04):
To me right now, Hey baby, playing a windstar.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
It'd be go away fool you, Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
By the way, tomorrow is another Toy Box Tuesday where
you can hear some blasts from the past that some
of you thought was actually funny, like, for example.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
This, God, jeez, I'm so tired of being cramped up
in this house. Hey brother, for get last winter.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
It's time to evacuate the place and head for a
vacation you'll never forget in the lovely Poopoo Island.
Speaker 7 (47:38):
Come to Poo Poo.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
The Poopoo Islands. Plump my motor nature herself into the
Pacific Ocean. It's like no place you never seen.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Wow, this is gonna be los of fun.
Speaker 9 (47:51):
And it's just a short cable countrip of Mount Peach
All off to the beautiful break Winds Resort where you
get a breath, take in view of I.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Should be gee? What a you in your ancient ruins?
Speaker 9 (48:05):
The lost city of Kaka Grande founded by the ancient Thirksoo.
And over there it's the homebor village of the Take
a dumpa drive where you can witness the festival.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Of gruss Ojee.
Speaker 9 (48:18):
I'll go to the Poopoo Island Casino and glabs stools
at their drap day. Come on, number two, number two,
Come on, brought up, Squeeze some time out of your
busy schedule and flop down at the Poopoo Islands.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's the only way to go.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Make it the Poopoos for the pacation of a lifetime,
defacation of a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
I feel better already?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Could there be any more scat humor in one sixty
second commercial islands?
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Pretty funny they can't mention the poo poo platter today the.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Poopoo platter, Well, that's that's free. As soon as you
walk in. Soon you walk in.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Well, last Friday officially became the hottest day of the
year so far.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
So far, jeris climb to one hundred and two degrees.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
At Dallas Fort Worth Airport on Friday, which is silly
because who lives at the airport.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
In the words of George Carlin.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
That beat the previous high of one oh one on
July sixteenth. So far, there have been ten, maybe eleven
triple digit days at Dallas Fort Worth this year. Because
I think we might have had one over the weekend.
The record may not stick around for long, though. Jipper
Jeers are expected to climb to one oh three or
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higher on Wednesday and Thursday, at least, just letting you
know that Mother Nature is going just a moment. I'm
not through burning your ass.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Out just yet.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Thank goodness, Salvation Army and Red Cross setting up those
cooling stations.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Grand Prairie ISD has become the latest school district in
North Texas to lock up student cell phones during the day.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yes they do, cheets.
Speaker 6 (49:54):
Students at Grand Prairie High School and South Grand Prairie
High School will be required to place their cell phones
in those locking pouches when they get to school.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Now.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
Students will then place the locked up phone in a
backpack for the school day. On the way out of
the building, students will be able to unlock the pouches
and use their devices again. Students who lose their pouches
will be required to pay for a replacement, and any
students who shows up to school without the pouch will
have their phone collected and then they can pick up
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their phone at the end of the day. So how
are y'all supposed to cheat?
Speaker 4 (50:26):
Now? I know, it makes it much more difficult than.
Speaker 6 (50:30):
The process has been used at shows, concerts, and even
other school districts. Sometimes if you go to a comedy show,
you have to do that, especially if the comic has
a scandal going on at the time.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
They you made us do that when I went to
see Louis c k. Yeah, yeah, they made us put
our phones in one of those little pouches.
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Well, shopping for school supplies sure looks like a son
of a bitch right now. I was in a grocery
store over the weekend and the lines were long. And
this can get really expensive for parents who are trying
to stockpile items for the kid for the new year.
And this financial weight also extends to teachers who have
been reaching into their own pocket using their own money,
and they don't get paid a whole hell of a lot.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I hope you all know that.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
To ensure that their students have the requisite materials in
the classroom, teachers alone, on average, spend nine hundred and
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Every year of their own money on school supplies. Yeah,
didn't have to do that, right.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Twenty six percent of the respondents say they'd taken a
second job, side hustle or summer job to balance the
expenses of their first job.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Approximately ninety seven.
Speaker 7 (51:30):
Percent of teachers say they purchased consumable supplies, seventy six
percent classroom decour sixty seven percent educational aids like books
and games and whatnot. Another forty four percent of teachers
spend their money on snacks, thirty six percent on cleaning supplies.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I know you shouldn't have to.
Speaker 7 (51:46):
Do that, yeah, and thirty one percent first aid supplies.
For Christ's sakes, provide will use schools. The survey also
detailed states where teachers are spending the least in the
most money, noting that these financial disparities aren't the same nationwide.
The state where the teachers spend most of their own
money on school supply maxis yes, what the hell? The
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state where teachers spend the least is Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Man. I mean, you know, because you want to do
it right. If you have to use your own money
to make things right, you do it. But you shouldn't
have to, especially if you're a teacher.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
For God.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
And speaking of summer, it's a difficulty and reality for
kids to come to terms with.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Summer break is almost over.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Some schools are starting up on Wednesday, yesterday, yes, some
of them are starting this week. With that reality may
be an easier pill to swallow for parents. North Texas
has dozens of independent school districts, so finding when your
kids go back to school can be a difficult task.
Some schools return as early as today, while others aren't
back in session until September. If you want to check
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your kids school district to find out when it starts
and to find out when you're gonna start getting some
peace and quiet during the.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
Day, am I check with your kids school?
Speaker 1 (53:00):
And you know, things have been really tough for the
newspaper industry. The Fort Worth Star Telegram is reducing its
print schedule to three days per week.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
And now they're counting on people just to go to
their website.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
Starting on October seventh, the newspaper will print editions only
on Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. And since the papers will
be delivered through the US mail, subscribers will receive the
Sunday paper on a Saturday. That's okay, Yeah, well it's
not the final edition, but I mean, how much is
going to change in a day. The Star Telegram hasn't
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been immune to newspaper industry challenges. The paper has seen
numerous rounds of layouts and buyouts over the years, and
ultimately moved out of its downtown offices to a co
working space in the West Seventh area of Fort Worth,
which is a lot more fun because there are a
lot more.
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Bars and restaurants. A New Jersey man.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Was indicted by a federal grand jury after he was
arrested for unruly behavior on an American airline's flight from
Seattle to Dallas.
Speaker 4 (54:07):
Now we have talked about this before.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
I don't know what people do to become so stupid
and obnoxious just because you're on a plane, when all
you have to do is relax and let the flight
do all the work.
Speaker 6 (54:18):
So all the drinking before you get on the package.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
It that's it. It don't help.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Twenty six year old Nicholas Eric Nicholas Gatko of Delano,
New Jersey, was on board the July eighteenth flight when
he insulted and assaulted and intimidated a flight attendant in
aircraft group members.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
He was cussing all at him.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
He allegedly quote failed to follow instructions to remain in
his seat. Proposition to flight attendant for sex several times,
was repeatedly loud and obnoxious. He was constantly vaping. You
can't do that on the plane, bothered other passengers. He
locked himself in the bathroom and attempted to open the
aircraft exterior doors multiple times.
Speaker 6 (55:00):
While that's when you need one of those shots with
that franquilizer.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
That's right, you need mister taser is what you mean
to the next the flight was diverted to Salt Lake
City International Airport. The flight crew, with help from passengers,
was able to grab this guy with flexible restraints to
his feet and hands during the flight. As this guy
was being escorted off the plane by police upon landing
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in Salt Lake City, video shows him bouncing up and
down saying you say potato is say potato.
Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yo, man.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
I don't know what that was supposed to mean, but I.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I'll have something next time that'll get some dickhead axe
fool to act normal on planes. What it is, Give
at least one flight attendant a taser. Yes, shock him
with a taser. That'll settle their stupid as absolueless.
Speaker 4 (55:56):
Lone star. There's a way to kick off a Monday.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Oh yeah, okay, let's find out who want our tickets
to go to Tannehill's tavern in October.
Speaker 7 (56:08):
What you got, do you know is red Kugo? Do
you know pastas and Fort Worth? Congratulations?
Speaker 5 (56:13):
Boss?
Speaker 1 (56:14):
All right, then have your shelves a really good time.
By the way, you know, sometimes when I'm here focusing
on this, I don't know what's going on in other
parts of the world. That's why I have Annabelle to
keep me posted. Simon Biles just fell off the balance
Oh Sonny.
Speaker 6 (56:33):
Lee both fell off the balance beam during their routine,
so they did not meddle. Alice Dematto of Italy took
the gold, China earned the silver, and then the bronze
went to Manila Esposito of Italy. Now, Simon Biles could
pick up another gold medal today. She's got the floor
exercise and she always kills it on the floor exercise. Also,
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Team USA Jordan Chiles will be competing in that category
as well.
Speaker 7 (56:59):
Oh okay, so not all hope is lost. No, no,
she's got what three under her belt? This is this
time around something.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
Like that for the vaults that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (57:10):
Yes, and then she also had Team USA all around
and she won the all around Female gymnast.
Speaker 4 (57:16):
But I mean that balance beam. I don't see how
they do that. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, I mean I'm wobbly on the ground, not a
saying that this wide.
Speaker 4 (57:27):
It looks like a sobriety test. Yes, you know that
straight line.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
You know you're in trouble when the cops stopped and
said how much you had to drink? Hold on, let
me set up this balance beam. I will see how.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
Sober you are you. Oh no, no, no, that ain't
going away mess that right up? Well do you know what?
That's why we're not in the Olympics and they are.
Speaker 6 (57:49):
But I do love to judge them while I'm on
the couch.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
Potato chips.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
You know you shouldn't have done it that way, Anna
the armchair judge. Sure, all judge, that's right. We do
the same thing during football season. I wouldn't have called
that play. Hell wrong with you, coach?
Speaker 6 (58:11):
How did you drop that ball?
Speaker 5 (58:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (58:15):
Football season's coming to I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (58:19):
Hey, we've got so much going on. When you get
to work, make sure you have lone Star on to
hear commercial free classic rock while you work. We do
it twice every workday, just before eleven am with Debbie
and again just before four with JEFFK. Today, Jeffk's gonna
wrap up the Commercial Free Hour with your shot at
tickets to see comedian Sebastian Meniscalco this Saturday at the
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American Airline Center. He'll give those away around four forty
five this afternoon right here on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Now that's horse Classic Rock. Lone Star ninety two five.
Only the good guy Young, which means I'm all outlast
every single one up. I'm gonna be the last Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (59:03):
I told your show. You say that, but you're such
a good person. Bow Roberts. Yeah, where all over, all over,
inside and out.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
I'm staying the hell out of there. Yeah, I think
it'd be a good idea. Just to keep your distance.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
You don't want to touch that.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Let let this play out and die a slow, horrible death,
and then we'll get back to it at another time.
I just try to make a joke. Many times I
can't about myself. Shut up boat, Okay, I will. Let's
see what's going on in the way of time wasters today.
What we got, Anna Bale?
Speaker 6 (59:39):
Well, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. A sad weekend for Aerosmith.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
I know.
Speaker 6 (59:48):
Yes, they have retired from touring. They made the announcement
with a social media post on Friday. They were supposed
to play the American Airline Center November ninth.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Yes, yep, they've retired from touring.
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
And now all of Arrowsmith's peers in the rock and
roll world are weighing in on that, including Sammy Hagar.
We've got to post up from him where he talks
about how, hey, this was an honorable thing to do
for if your voice isn't at one hundred percent, yeah,
you know you need to retire from touring.
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Well look how far Steven Tyler pushed his vocal cord larynx.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
That's how far. Yeah, he broke his throat.
Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
He did also posting about the retirement of Aerosmith Brian
May of Queen the Black Crows, who were opening up
for Aerosmith. They posted about it and mea Tyler Steven's daughter,
she said, you guys know him as a rock and
roll star, but he's my daddy. So we've got all
of those posts up for you to check out. And
(01:00:54):
Metallica frontman you talked about this earlier, Bo Roberts. James
Hetfield celebrated his sixty first birthday in high style over
the weekend. He used a swig of helium from one
of his birthday balloons to raise his voice into chipmunk territory,
and after singing Happy Birthday to me, he added a
line or two from Enter Sandman.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
You want to hear it again?
Speaker 9 (01:01:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Please?
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Okay, James Hedfield on helium.
Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Happy hear me? Hi, everybody, I'd sixty one.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
And to live line.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Okay. We have that birthday post up on our page
if you want to check it out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Come on. It's funny the first couple of times you
do helium, isn't it absolutely.
Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Zz top fans are in for a treat. The rock
band has released its first ever box set, ZZ Top
from the Top nineteen seventy one through nineteen seventy six.
The box set includes the band's first five albums, ZZ Tops,
first album, Rio, Grand Mud, tress Ombres, Fandango, and Tajas.
The release also includes detailed liner notes. Now, there's only
(01:02:07):
going to be about two thousand of these box sets released,
so if you want one, you're gonna have to move fast.
They're available right now at Rhino dot com. We've got
all that information up on our page. And Beatles fans
have a new opportunity to listen to a brand new
ultimate mix version of Ringo Stars I'm the Greatest. The
(01:02:27):
song was originally written by John Lennon and given to
Ringo Starr, who sang it for his nineteen seventy three
solo album Ringo I'm the Greatest was put together by Lennon,
Starr and George Harrison after they reunited to work together
for the first time since the Beatles had broken up
in nineteen seventy Well, now the ultimate mixed version has
been released and we have it up on our page.
(01:02:51):
The song was previously released as a hidden track on
Mind Games the Ultimate Collection box set, and if you
have that, it's on digital for the first time ever.
More bonus tracks that are hidden in that box set
are going to be released every two weeks leading up
to the late John Lennon's birthday on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
October Night got a space them out did so if
you want to hear the.
Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Ultimate mix of I'm the Greatest by John Lennon, we've
got that up on our page. And finally Bo talked
about this in Sports of All Sorts and if you
missed it, the French pole vaulter Anthony Amuradi went viral
over the weekend for his shall we say large bag
get getting in the way of him clearing the bar.
(01:03:38):
Check out the video on the Bone and m show
page at lone star ninety five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oh, he was a shaved nott closer to that. But well,
we've had a swinging good time on the show today.
Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Yeah, we had not as much as that pole vaulter had.
But no, no, that was a swang and good night.
Who swang too much?
Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
It's hard ever see he can tell a story that
no other guy can tell. He can tell you know,
I lost in the Olympics because Pecker's do I.
Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Wonder how many women have reached out to him since
that is he's He's a French guy, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
What's interesting though, is that earlier in the week another
French guy went viral for his bulbs. Remember the French dier.
Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
You'll see every buddy in palace has big See you
all would expect something like this from us. You know
when we got that story this morning, you probably knew
it before we did. I want to talk about the
guy who lost the fall Vall Johnson.
Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
I mean, was he supposed to have big old thing
locked down in a pad or a?
Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
He should have tuck it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
But then again, when you're running towards the pole ball,
that tuck is gonna come undone because you're going to
be strutting real.
Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Fast and real far. To talk to some drag queens
is what he needs to was almost dragging the ground
right now? Okay, so great, this is what you're going
to be waiting for.
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Oh god, that's what they're going to talk about in
the after Joe deconbrig Agent I get them already, wait
not to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Maybe it might come up.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
In a different pole, oh I see okay, all right, Well,
the poll says that people find this show disgusting sometimes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
And we're proud of that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
We're proud of that. We're proud that you have the
guts and zibbus to listen.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Knowing what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Sometimes it's the helicopter you know you're gonna get the
same thing tomorrow this or by box do that?
Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Yes, Beans Franks and Bean Me on.
Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
The Exter Show.
Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Bye,
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