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All right, all right, okay, okay, you're ready, You're ready.
You see you're ready, because theygot another one. We saw this
with our own eyeans an object thelike of which we had never seen before.
A frightening, strange sheep descending fromouter space with relentless puttets. Where
did it come from? And whatdid it want to? A box before
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Hello? It's like something from otherplayers. Do not try to follow me.
You cannot get help around this paceI've drawn in the diffical walls of
which no one they passed. Hereis a news reporter with a world shattering
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stop, a girl trying to escapefrom her puts, the scientist trapped in
spite of his knowledge. And herealso is the bombing hiding a murderers secret,
a murderer with a light already harperand introducing the devil Girl from Mars
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herself. Or are your comfort fMars? May I introduce your latest guest,
Miss Nyer. She comes from Mars. She's comes from wee from Mars.
Get back on fire, get back, shoot n shoot You take killed
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the gavil Girl from Mars? Hill'swrong with you? Still hens them?
Where I can control power beyond yourwildest dreams come, come, and you
shall see what's the power of anotherworlds? Oh my gosh, I tell
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you we shouldn't even bother to dothe show because we are doomed. No,
we are back. We are back, and one of us is supporting
a new hairstyle. Randy James cutoff his long locks. Cut it off,
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man, it's gone. What doyou want to just sprinkle it all
over your house or something? No? No, I was in California.
Don't I get over there at Californiaand my grandson's looking so good and so
sharp with his new haircut for theschool year, and I says, I
want to look like that, Sotake me where he got his haircut cuts
looking like his grandson. Yeah,well, okay, I get a little
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more he does, I guess.Yeah, we'll just give him time.
Welcome back, everybody, Yes,everybody doing good. Had a good time.
Yeah, you're saving sound. Wesurvived and lived to tell the story.
Like I said, I was inCalifornia all week for the past ten
days, and I hosted my veryfirst ever baby shower. You hosted a
baby shower? I didn't like hostit, like have it? I mean,
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I helped set it all up,But I am se whole the whole
affair. Now she's hoping the guilthere guns ribbon. Now, I've never
been to a baby shower that neededyou know, I know, here's your
host for the baby shower. Youwanted to see what they do with these
baby showers these days? Man,they had tables out there in tents and
catered food and it feels like addyea for something, Just a bunch of
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women sitting around and giggling. No, when did they start inviting guys to
baby showers, especially to be anmcst of a baby shower? That's fancy
goodn't You might want to check youmay be in line for a Guinness World
request. You know, it mightbe in line for a new business opportunity.
Anybody having baby showers out it needsan in se Runda James the baby
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booming shower hope. Anyway, Yes, we're back and you want to know
what we're celebrating today. I'm gonnastart off with the best one National Cheeseburger
d The theories and the origin ofthe cheeseburgers kind of sketchy, but it
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was created sometime between nineteen twenty fourand nineteen twenty six by a chef named
Lionel Sternburger. As the story goes, a man dining at his restaurant in
Pasadena, California, suggested, howcould you give him a flice of cheese
or my hamburger order? Sternberger compliedand it added to the menu and the
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rest is hit. But it allstarted with the burger Duff Burger absolutely.
And for dessert, it's Rice CrispyTreat Day. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'm better Thrice Crispi's treats well good. Ryce Crispi's is a breakfast cereal first
sold by Kelloggs at nineteen twenty eight, and they've made it as a promotional
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vehicle for the series and put arecipe on the box. Yes, it's
National First Love Day. Oh Itry to remember my first love because I'm
sure she's trying to kill me somewhere. And a Greeting card rider Day.
Where do you find one of those? Why don't you send them a greeting
card to a greeting card rider witha bunch of exs and oose on yea
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the same, right, just givehim a blank card, right one yourself.
National Respect Day if you earn ityou'll get it. Yeah. If
you don't earn it, you don'tget it. And for some reason,
it's World Water Monitoring Day. Ohyeah, you got to have the water
monitor. Yes, turn on thefaucet, wash the water mount. That's
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basically all you gotta do to bea water monitor. How nice was it
to have some rain? How nicewas it to have not one hundred degree
temperatures? Oh? Oh, thoughtI was dreaming of something. Hey listen,
Shelley Aldred Roberts is piping up sayingthat a lot of burger joints are
having great cheap burgers today. Somebodyneeds to let us know all about that.
Yeah, I think I can googlethat. Bet you, Miss Annabel
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finds some place because I'm due fora burger. The last burger I had
was the other day at Bob's GoodBurger over there on wet Shaw and Bob's
Good Burger. Oh yeah, Itook the place of Fat Jack's. Did
you bring it up? For therest of the all know you did.
So we'll talk about dim Cowboys,see how the Rangers did. Yeah,
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we'll talk about that. Oh,I don't like the way you said.
I'll talk about the scenarios and allthat and our college football team. Oh
you'll do all did good? Yeah, Aggies, Yeah, I think they
were great. Yeah they were awesome. All right, I'll give it to
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him for beating Bama. Okay,yes they last week. All right,
let's do the morning strack. Getready for this entertainment extravaganza with a baby
party here over here, way togo. Thank you, follos for Wars
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Class of Rock alone start now youtwo God Stephen Tyler done damaged his vocal
cord. Man, then you gotit back off a little. Let's hope
they make it to the American Airlinessome six shows. So they're good so
far for November. And it's probablynot a matter of him taking it easy
or not. It's probably a matterof his age, could be could be
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a little of both, because youknow what he's saying. Hey, it's
six thirties, wars mans, It'stime more sports of all sorts, all
right, Randy, let's have it. Let's have it. The Al West
race is the tightest race in theleague right now, with your Texas Rangers
just a game and a half behindthe Astros. You know, I tried
to watch a little of Law wason vacation saw a few innings of them
sweeping the Blue Jays on the roadin a four game series last week,
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then a weekend trip to Cleveland,the second place team in the AL Central,
where they got swept, including atwelve to three loss on Friday night,
a tight one one game on Sunday, and another ass whooping yesterday afternoon
nine to two. Daniel. Ifthe season ended today, it won't because
there's thirteen games left in the regularseason, but if it were to be
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in today, this is how itwould shake out. AL Wildcar Series would
start October third, best of threeformat. It would be the Rangers at
the Twins then or and the BlueJays at the Raise. The Orioles and
Astros have bye weeks, so ifthey whoever won knows. The AOL Division
Series starts on October seventh. It'sbest of five format. It would either
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be the Rays in, Blue Jaysat Orioles or the Twins and Rangers at
Astros. So let's let the seasonfinish. We'll start worrying about this area.
Well, we need to be worryingnow because last week before we went
on vacation, they were not evenin the whale on Wildcard Picture. The
Rangers are home tonight to kick offa three game series with the Bows Socks.
Jordan Montgomery on the Mountain tonight firstpitch seven O five. Tickets now
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at Rangers dot com. And speakingof the Rangers, you can register to
vote during the Rangers Red Sox seriestoday and tomorrow at Globe black Field.
Voting registration will be at five pmthrough the bottom of the second ending on
the main concourse in the southwest cornerbehind Section one sixteen. The Rangers are
partnering with a Major League Baseball andheadcount to host the event that coincides with
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National Voter Registration Day, which istomorrow. Fans who sign up for election
alerts will be entered to win twentytwenty four All Star Game experience. You
can sign up to receive election alertsin person or by texting All Star to
five seven five six. Come on, y'all, go out there and registered
to vote. Yeah yeah, rightnow. On Friday night, the locker
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of Los Angeles Angels Star seemed tobe free agent Shoheyitani had been cleaned out
without explanation. Still, then onSaturday, that explanation came due it An
oblique injury that continued to nag himOtani was placed on the injured list shut
down for the remainder of the year. It's not like there, we don't
want him anymore. They're just clearinghis locker out because they're not even sure
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if he's gonna stay here. Right, you've got some money coming. And
then there's the Tennessee Smokies, adouble A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels.
Well, they're offering free beer forhome baseball playoff games starting today.
Fans who purchase a special Mason Jarare able to drink beer for free as
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the long as the Smokies are stillalive in the playoffs. But there is
a catch. There's always a catch. Fans will the Mason Jar drank free
beer starting with the first pitch,but they have to start paying for their
beer when the opposing team score.Oh brother, always a chat. One
way to root for your team.There it is. Dallas Boys remember this
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from the sixties when they used toplay. The Cowboys beat the New York
Jets. During their home opener yesterdayat Jerry World, Dak and the Cowboys
were expecting to see old nemesis AaronRodgers been planning for this all along,
but it was Zach Wilson instead becauseAaron Rodgers tour was left Achilles Tendon four
snaps into his Jets debut. Yeah. Meanwhile, the Cowboys are coming off
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to a forty even nothing route orthe other New York team, their NFC
rival East Giants now Dallas saw theJets for the first time since hiring coach
Mike McCarthy in twenty twenty. DakPrescott through for two touchdowns and Zach Wilson
had reinterceptions in his first start.So there, Wilson was picked off by
Giron Curse Melee Cooker and Trayvon Diggs. Prescott was thirty one to thirty eight
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for two hundre fifty five yards,and Tony Pollard had seventy two yards rushing.
You might want to keep this inmind because since the Cowboys one,
you know what that means. ACowboys Monday morning mind. Man, we
got down. You will need thesnare of the stats from the game,
and it's gonna be pretty easy.There's only two steps to it. Oh
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good, good, good, Buthave a calculator ready anyway, Next up
for the Cowboys drip to Arizona nextSunday to play the Cardinals, kickoff at
three twenty five. Dallas Cowboys quarterbackDak Prescott kept the ball away from the
New York Jets yesterday. He didnot throw a single interception the whole Good
for reference, Prescott tied with theHouston Texans Davis Mills to lead the NFL
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in interceptions thrown last season with fifthbut in seasons prior, the Dallas signal
caller displayed an ability to keep theball away from the other team. In
fact, before topping the list lastseason, Dak Prescott had not ranked in
the top ten of interceptions thrown bya quarterback since the twenty seventeen season.
Prescott's return to form was especially impressivein light of the Jets defense's performance to
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open their season against the Bills onMonday Night Football, Prescott threw the ball
thirty eight times, completing thirty oneof those passes for two hundred and fifty
five yards and two tds. NewYork Giants were also unable to pick off
Prescott in a Week one's thrashing.I loved that game clearly. Coach Mike
McCarthy trust his quarterback and Prescott provedyesterday that the interceptions will not flow like
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they did last season. Keep yourfingers crossed, yes, sir, and
your hopes up. And a bitof a medical scare yesterday at the Cowboys
home opener Dallas. Cowboys assistant coachShariffe Floyd, who coaches the defensive line
for Dallas, was taken back tothe Cowboys locker room for further evaluation during
the third quarter of the Cowboys homeopener against the Jets after he fainted on
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the sideline. However, he wasable to get up on his own power
and walk to the locker room.He's okay, but it created some drama
that made the players and coaches staffnervous. Floyd is a former player at
the University of Florida and played fourseasons for the Minnesota Vikings. He's been
a member of the Cowboys coaching staffsince last February. All right, hit,
Well, you couldn't say it wasthe heat or anything. It must
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have been like his blood pressure orsomething. But college ball. Over the
weekend, Coach Prime and his ColoradoBuffs beat their longtime rivals Colorado State and
double overtime to remain unbeaten at threeand zero, and there's some bad blood
between these two teams. In fact, there was a dirty hit on the
sidelines on a Colorado player that senthim to the hospital. The guy was
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already out of bounds and this ColoradoState ram just clocked. He laid there
for a minute. And then therewas some some controversy about the Colorado State
coach calling out Dion Sanders for alwayswearing sunglasses when he's talking to people,
and Dion said, go pound sandAnd basically he bought his team all new
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sunglasses so they can wear all theygot to talk smack about. I know,
I know Annabelle's Tea Sippers whooped upon Wyoming. Same thing at Kyle
Field where my Eggies entertained the crowdwith a thrashing of Hugh el Monroe.
LSU had a little trouble with MississippiState. Oklahoma picked on poor little Tulsa.
Deucey's Iowa Hawkeyes put away Western Michigan. Baylor beat Long Island University.
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I didn't even know there was alongin the university, but they beat him.
North Texas Mean Green barely squeaked byLouisiana Tech. Texas Tech was all
over Tarleton state for the Red Raidersfirst win, SMU hammered Gray. Let's
see Prairie View, A and M. But I'll bet I know which band
was better at halftime? Oh yeah, Arkansas disappointed the Fayetteville home crowd by
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losing to BYU and the TCU hornedfrogs, I mean horned lizards in that
proper way. They came back fromHouston with a wind. So all is
well until next weekend? Right?Oh yeah, By the way, my
grandson he scored a touchdown against wakelandIs and did the team win? Yes,
they did, damn right. Andthey're supposed to be some new food
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items over at Jerry World. Nowhave you heard about that? Have not?
I just kind of saw a list, but I didn't go into them.
But there's there's some new stuff over. Yeah, good stuff to clog
up your archer. Any cheeseburger offerings, I don't know. I didn't see
that. Yesterday was not cheeseburger day. Today and last month, about thirty
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thousand runners started the Mexico City Marathon. Somewhere along the race route, about
eleven thousand runners were disqualifying. Yousee, race organizers placed checkpoints every three
miles or so. And it seemsa bunch of runners didn't cross the checkpoints
because these cheaters use cars or publictransportation to cut the course and drive all
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the way almost to the end wherethey saw the runners coming. Coudn't seem
like the race organizers are done crunchingthe numbers, as they announced they will
continue to identify and disqualify runners whoskip sections of the race. Wow,
hey, listen, Kevin Harvick isbounced out of the NASCAR Championship Saturday night
Bristol, so he's no longer inthe running for a championship in his final
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year. Oh damn, All thestars in NASCAR will be here it Texas
Motor Speedway this Sunday for a playoffsweekend. Dare you got gonna be good?
All right? Freaking full file nexton the bow in them should Dallas
for Wars Classic Rock Alone Star ninetytwo five. It's Monday. We've been
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off for ten days. Yeah,it still feels like Am I sure I'm
pushing the right? No, we'regoing through everything. Ye have to second
guess ourselves. Now it's time forthe freaking full final And this is just
wrong? Would it's not even autumnand the Christmas decor is already going on
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yeah everywhere. Some are calling itthe Nightmare before Halloween. Delamo Fashion Center
in Torrens, California, has decidedto get an early jump on the Christmas
shopping season by putting up a fifteenfoot Christmas tree in the middle of the
mallow. And we ain't even intothe twentieth of September yet. A tree
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reportedly went up on September fourteenth.For those keeping score at home, that's
one hundred and two days before Christmas, seventy days before Thanksgiving, and forty
seven days before Halloween. That's tooearly to put up a damn Chris.
When will the radio station start flippingto Christmas? Have to ask our girl
down the hall? Probably early November. Yeah, and you know they say,
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hell hath no fury than a hunerscorn. A woman in Pennsylvania has
been accused of hiding in the backof her ex boyfriend's car before coming up
behind him and stabbing him with aknight happing around six am Thursday morning.
This poor guy would just getting readyto go to work when searching for a
twenty three year old page Nicole Lander. Cops were called to a home where
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they found a man had been stabbedseveral times. He was taken to a
nearby hospital, where he told policethat he and Paige Nicole Lander had dated
for a few months before breaking up. The guy then claimed Miss Landers started
to stalk and harass him. Hewent on to say he was backing out
of his driveway on his way towork when he noticed her car blocking him
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in. Landers then allegedly popped upin the backseat behind him and yelled surprise
and started stabbing him in his faceand neck. She's since been charged with
her ex's attempted murder in the firstdegree, among other things, and in
jail with bail said at four hundredthousand nine. Maybe there's a commun a
little bit. We all love highschool bands right well. After the minor
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high school football game ended at lastThursday night in Alabama, both bands just
kept on playing. Police asked thebands to stop so that fans would go
home, but while the other team'sband director complied, the director of minor
high school's band just kept his bandplaying. Oh, he was so loved.
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Police officers, school security guards.They all went to arrest him for
having his band continue to play,but police say he resisted, so they
pulled out a taser and Zach reallybefore arrested him. Now, the important
part of this story is that MinorHigh School defeated Jackson Oland twenty seven to
nothing. So the band director wasprobably just a little excited to go home.
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Yeah, but you don't just keepplaying or keep playing. The US
Air Force officials posted on X youknow the artist formerly known as Twitter,
that it was looking for help findinga missing F thirty five jet. What
are you kidding me? How doyou lose a jet? It was last
seen flying above North Charleston, SouthCarolina, yesterday when the pilot ejected from
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the plane. See you later.I guess there was another plane flying beside
it, which returned safely to JointBase Charleston. Quote. If you have
any information on the whereabouts of theF thirty five, please call our base
Defense Operations Center at eight four threeninety six three thirty six hundred. Are
you kidding me? They got anumber for you to go notice on X
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said no word. If the onif the fighter jet they allowed to wander
away was fixed after crashing or whatever, well, where is it? I
don't know. You don't just youdon't just lose a fighter jet. Where's
radar radar gpsy something, It's amilitary an air tag on it, something
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like that. Then there's Joel angelHart of Ontario. She said a box
containing over a thousand condoms she neverordered arrived at her home and she was
charging nearly five hundred dollars form.Angel Hart said she received an email from
Amazon about the forthcoming delivery, butshe assumed it was fate because she and
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her husband hadn't ordered any condoms.She said the box arrived while her husband
was in the hospital recovering from anillness, and she was even more confused
to discover her credit card had beencharged four hundred and ninety five dollars for
the order he ordered him before hewent into well. Cyber experts said the
delivery resembles a brushing scam, whichinvolves Amazon seller sending packages to random addresses
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so they can artificially inflate their numberof positive reviews. Amazon initially refused to
refund her due to the condoms beinglabeled as an unreturnable item, but an
Amazon representative said a credit has beengiven to the customer's car. It doesn't
help that she kind of has angelheart kind of sounds like the last name
of a porn star. Sounds likesomebody who would need five hundred dollars yea,
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and that wouldn't be enough, thatwould just be for the weekend.
And we told you about a couplethis a couple of weeks ago that was
publicly shamed by an airline flight crewfor attempting to join the Mile High Club.
Yeah, got some details on whatwent down with the guy before and
after his partner went down. Anyway, here's Sawyer said. He'd been drinking
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since ten o'clock that morning before gettingon the seven pm flight. The girl
had the bathroom warmp with was justsitting in front of him. He had
never met her. The only thinghe knew about her was that she was
twenty three and really hot looking.Forty minutes into the flight, they went
for it. Hey, you wantmaybe about that bathroom? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. After they did their thangand the bathroom door was opened on
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them, they went their separate waysand he didn't even get a number from
the girl. What. The biggestproblem, however, came when it was
time to fly back from Abiza,because easy Jet barred him from flying with
him because he got into the bathroomand joined the mall High Club, and
apparently somebody heard loud moanings, andwell, we just can't have that on
our airline, leaving him. Hehad to fok out one hundreds more dollars
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just to get back home. WHOA. I hope the piece was worth it
there, Bro. I'm just saying, hey, the start of the work
week can be such a pain,and even though we can't make the work
day shorter for you, we canhelp it go buy a little bit quicker
with classic rock commercial free. Wedo it every weekday here on lone Star.
We do it just before eleven withDebbie and then just before five on
the ride home with Doc Reno,who's in for Jeff k Sixty minutes of
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nonstock classic rock to help you getthrough your work day right here on Dallas
Fort Words Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. I swear he sells Mama
Mcaroni and Ma Ma ma Macaroni.He's hungry. It's to it next,
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mom My Macaroni. That's my macaroni. Get away from it. I'm just
going a little off because we've beenoff for all this time. And by
the way, Pearl Jam was intown over the weekend. They were They
played a show Wednesday, and thenthey played a show Friday. I saw
so many social media posts and everybodywas saying it was the best money they
ever spent for a concert. Reallyreally, But you know, not everybody
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likes pearl jam. Oh no,So once again we sent what pearl jam
sounds like to people that don't likepearl jam. Okay, here's what it
sounds like to them. Okay,Freeze, I see it. Littn't know.
Maybe, oh man, Craze,maybe he'll see it a little.
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Maybe macaroni would have been better.That's what pearl jam sounds like. The
people cut like Charlie Brown's teacher's peoplewho don't like pearl jam. No,
I like pearl jams. So itdoesn't sound like that to me. Okay,
but they'll win. Will He's huntit up, getting him some macaroni.
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Hush him up, head Gumming DrewBarrymore bless her. She drew criticism
for taping new episodes of her daytimetalk show despite the ongoing writers and actor
strike. Now says she'll wait untilthe labor issues are resolved. Hours later,
CBS is the Talk did the samething, because she wanted to put
her people back to work, becauseyou know they're work, they're starving.
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Also, I think that with talkshows like that, there's this thing where
because they have so many local affiliatesthat they have obligations to give them new
shows. Yes, yes, yes, but you're on strike. But they're
on strike, but they have anobligation. And if they don't fulfill that
obligation to the local affiliates, likethe stations here in Dallas Fort Work,
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they'll pull their shows completely. Well, she receives a lot of pushback from
it. As long as the hostsand guests don't discuss or promote work covered
by television, theatrical or streaming contracts, they're not technically breaking the strike.
Yeah. Here's something funny though.Remember the guy that was stalking her showed
up and said, I want tosay while I'm in New York. Turns
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out he's now stalking Emma Watson.So I guess he's moved on professional.
Yeah, he just went from onecelebrity to an I know he's set a
heartbreak. Yeah, I'm a fairweather fan. You know they say robots
are going to take jobs. Ohyeah, there's a robot equipped with arms,
legs, and eyes, and isworking alongside humans at a warehouse in
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Austin. The humanoid is named Apollo, comes in at five foot eight,
one hundred and sixty pounds. Itis his job to move heavy items that
way up to fifty five pounds accordingto Aptronic, which is fifty five.
I thought you were going to say, like, you know, eight hundred
fifty Yeah, I mean fifty fivepounds. We can lift fifty five pounds.
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No, No, I'd hurt myback. Well, of course,
but I mean you can lift twentyfive pounds. Yeah, I mean,
just do it twice? Do Iwant to? I want Apollo to come
and live with me. That's right, kind of like Rosie from the Jets.
Well as now, the ten Mencan go only four hours on one
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charge. You got to charge himso he'll work. Why don't you charge
him while he's working. Yeah,that's a good idea. So they maybe
they haven't thought about that yet.Well, maybe they have to put a
plug somewhere that's uncomfortable for Apollo therobot. He does. They planned to
move into full production with robots bythe end of twenty twenty four. Well,
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there are some restaurants that are fullrobot. Yeah, well you can
pay from your you know, yourtable now with the screen, you can
order from the screen. It's likewho needs people, right exactly? And
if you hate uncomfortable conversations, thenyou should walk away as soon as you
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hear the other person start a sentencewith one of these phrases. Okay,
look on the bright side, shutup, shut up, don't take this
the wrong way. But how aboutthis one. I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,then don't. But I don't want to.
I want to tell you how toavoid a black eye. How about
this one. I'm just playing devil'sadvocate here. I know it's none of
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my business. And with all duerespect. In other words, they're fixing
a disk on you, but withall due respect, which apparently ain't much
if they're gonna turn around, Yeah, I don't know, man. And
then speaking of strikes, Yeah,the auto workers are on strike four days
now, four days, four dayson strike. Oh man, I wonder
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how their commercials are sounding now,the United Auto Workers Union, it's gone
on strike and car prices are throughthe roof, which means there's no better
time to come buy a car thanat the Please buy a Car Blowout Sail.
Yes, cars are so expensive nowthat the dealerships can't afford to buy
cars from the factories, so wehave no cars to sell. But come
on buy and look at pictures ofcars that we wouldn't sell you if we
could afford to buy cars to sellyou. Cars, trucks, bands,
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subs, that's what we wouldn't sellyou if we didn't have a big empty
lot right now. Just listen tothis please buy a Car blowout sale customer.
Yeah, it's just an empty parkinglot. That's right. We're in
big, big trouble, so comeon down to the Please Buy a Car
Blowout Sail going on now until thestrike is over? Hey, which is
so pissed off? Four A mandon't be angry with me? Must be
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a Jets fan. Yeah, don'tbe angry with me. You got your
ass kick, you know. Andthat that song that's a good gut bucket
stone. Yeah, there from thenew album Hackney Diamonds. Yes, Now,
Annah told me what Hackney Diamonds actuallyare. Yes. So, Hackney
is a region in London and apparentlythey break into a lot of cars.
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So a Hackney diamond is the shatteredglass from when they break a windshield or
a window. It's kind of likea ghetto kind of yeah, yeah,
you don't want to park your carthere for very gotch or you'll have diamonds.
Well. It's going to be availablein three different vinyl versions, Standard
black, lime Green, with analternate cover of a pair of legs wrapped
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around a broken diamond heart rather thanthe original, which has a heart held
in hand, and exclusively at TargetsSpecial heavyweight, purple transparent vinyl. The
album is going to be out Octobertwentieth. Very nice. It's gonna be
a great album. They've got alittle marketing deal with Target. It's whether
they're selling those exclusively there well justjust at Purple. And speaking of marketing,
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the Stones are teaming up with theproducers behind the Kardashian tv m wet
story Up on the Bone. It'sa behind the scenes documentary chronicling they're there,
come back. What the Kardashian productionteams is on it? Man,
that's it's so probably. But thegood news is the Kardashians will not be
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in the documentary with the sounds,just their production the production jam just get
on. Now it's time for theeducational Potfuler Show. Listen and learn.
It's time for did you know?For example, did you know the body
in clyde Ambush Museum is the cafein Gibbsland, Louisiana where they bought their
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last meal. Oh really, yes, it is that where they got shot
up to. Yes. The ownerof the museum, Boots Hinton, is
the son of Deputy Sheriff Tedenton,a member of the posse that m and
killed Bonnie and Clyde in nineteen thirty. At that. Did you know?
According to the American Journal of HumanGenetics, one in every two hundred men
is somehow related to Genghis Khan.Really, because all he did was prileged
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and bang wall, So you couldbe related. You just don't know.
That's what they call the spoils ofwar. Yeah, did you know Bob
Marley? Yes, Bob Marley gavecredit for No Woman, No Cry to
Vincent Ford. He was a guywho ran a soup kitchen to ensure the
royalty checks would come there and keepthe kitchen. Look at that, that's
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cool. I had nothing to dowith it. Huh No, No,
No, did you know in nineteenthirty nine, The New York Times predicted
that the television would fail because theaverage American family would not have enough time
to sit around watching TV all day. And what do we do? We
sit around and watch TV all Theythought the internet would fail. Nip.
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The American Film Institute cited frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn
from nineteen thirty nine is gone withthe whim the best movie quote of all
time. We'd get that. Idon't know. I'm kind of like,
go ahead, make my tea?What about played again? Sam fancy man?
Did you know? Contrary to itsportrayal in Jurassic Park, the Tyrannosaurus
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Rex probably didn't roar at all.Scientists believe it hissed or rattled like a
rattlesnake. Oh, and they wouldknow they were there. You're home for
a classic Rocky tells forty words.That's Catherine Hepburn sitting Albert Planter. All
right, Dallas, what was classicrock Alone Star ninety two five? Coming
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up? We have tickets to seePeter Gabriel. Oh that's October nineteenth at
the American Airline Center. That dudeis just kicking out new music. Everybody
yes he is. And since theCowboys won, you're going to have to
solve the Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind. Matt, how do you coming to
get Roberts? Oh you think so. Now he's throwing a curveball today,
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Randy. What you will need isthe stats from yesterday's game, okay,
And it's very easy. It's onlylike two steps. Okay, but there
is division, so you might wantto get calculate a curveball. But there's
only two steps, all right,So it'll come up with a number.
You tell me which Dallas cowboy wearsthat number, and you will get the
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ticket. Ze Peter Gabriel. Butnow let's jump into the Monday morning wake
ups lamp. Jimmy and I didthis a couple of years ago. It's
about the bowling alley. You rememberthe bowling alley one. Well, here
you go, here's TK setting uphis wife. Are we whispering? Is
your wife there actually upstairs in theother room? That's why I'm whispering that
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she's in the house. Okay,explain what's going on. You guys live
close to a bowling that has alot of police activity. Right, Yeah,
you know you got all the youngguys and young kids. People just
cause some problems. The cops arealways answering calls for some random reasons,
these young punks to day. Ohdude, so, according to your email,
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the cops stop somebody in front ofyour house a couple of nights ago,
right, probably about eleven thirty atnight, Like a couple of nights
ago, the cops pulled over thisgirl right in front of our house and
something happened. She just wouldn't calmdown. There was a scuffle and they
had a handcuff and they had toput her in the car, and you
know, they whisked her away.Yeah. Yeah, I thought it would
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be cool if you guys played thepolice and called her and said you had
to ask her some questions about whattranspired that night. That being said,
as I was reading your email,of course, a little perverted light on
women in my head. Now,her birthdays in a few days, right,
yeah it is. And your wife'sname is Kara. Yeah, okay,
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go call care. First of all, have you guys ever been to
the bowling alley to to bowlers shootpoolers? Yeah, we've been in the
bowling alley a couple of times.Okay, So so you tell your wife
that there's some guy you know fromthe bowling Alley and he wants to talk
to you. Okay, okay,go get care baby. He listen,
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I'm on the phone with uh someonefrom the bowling Alley we've gone down to
a few times. Yeah, hewants to talk to you. Hang on.
Huh Hello, yeah, who doesthis is? Ar? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, ma'am, Ihave to ask you something here. I'm
calling from from the bowling ally downthe street. Huh. And what happened
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was is uh uh, I don'twake here nothing, but my sister got
in a fist fight a few nightsago to bowler Ally down from your house,
down from your house and remember upyeah, yeah, well that was
my sister and uh, the copscome up there. What happened was is
she got in the car and tookoff and they pulled up behind her and
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stopped her, and she tried torun off through your yard, and uh,
she may have dropped her purse whenthe police called up to you.
You happen to find a green purseput her little paisleys and peace signs on
it. No, I haven't seenanything. I mean, we could double
check, did you look in thefront yard, honey, did you see
a purse? I didn't see apurse. Now, well, you sure,
because she pretty sure she dropped itin your yard and swore that she
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saw you come out front door andpick it up. What. Yeah,
So she was being put in theback of the police car when it was
putting away. Uh, she lookedoutside the back window of the police car
and saw you come at your fronthouse. No. Sorry, I'm just
telling you what she said. Shesaid, you have it. She also
got arrested, sir, I'm sorry. She also was handcuffed and probably intoxicated
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because, like I remember, welooked out. No, no, no,
no, you don't know nothing aboutmy sisters. No I don't,
but I know she got arrested andshe ran from the police, so she's
probably not the surface tool on theshed. So you might want to reconsider,
you know, well, will all, I'm saying, she dropped a
person in the yard and it youknow, it's got her keys in it,
the house keys. And I understand, I'll definitely double check. I
mean, I'll definitely double check.But we didn't see anything. You didn't
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you didn't go out in front,y'all and pick up a purson. No,
I'm not gonna take some raised purse. I'm not gonna pick up a
criminal's purse and then come back.Well no, wait, not shit,
they't no criminal. You don't evenknow us, so don't call no criminal.
Just did the Please if you couldjust go out in front, y'all
look around it and see see aperson. Oh my gosh, let's just
go out in front, y'all lookaround. I really can't, sir,
I'm going to work right now.I will definitely look at this on the
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way out, that you know.But w how did you get this number?
This is weird? Who get mynumber? Well, first of all,
a guy to a bowling now andgive it to me, because y'all
been in there a couple of timesyou told me, oh that's that's not
right now. Did you get mynumber? Well, I don't know,
you know, I don't know.Maybe you left the deaths on, but
okay, well you know what,I think. I'm gonna have to get
going, sir. I'm sorry aboutthose, ye, but you gotta go.
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I wouldn't be I wouldn't be callingyou about this, but her car
keys was in there and she can'tdrive and now she can't get into a
house and nothing and nothing. Well, look sounds like she can't probably get
out of jail either. Don't meanto be rude, but well, well,
well that's beside the point. Youain't got new money you can spare
get out of jail. Are youjoking? No, no way, sir,
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Yeah, this is fun. Igotta go and I'm gonna not arrested
to day. How's that sound sayingwhat you say? I said, I'm
not gonna go get arrest today.I'm gonna go to work because I appreciate
your time. Well, no,no, no one, look look look,
kit's the deal. Hits the deal. It's okay. I'm right down
to bone. Now, let mejust come down there real quick and look
in your yard. And if youjust let me come in look around your
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house, I'll see if I'm final. Okay, I'm not gonna go make
me call the police. Okay,I don't want this to be like a
family event. No no, no, no, down here, no no,
no. Starting to pick me off, man, Well, I don't
mean to pick yall now. Idon't want this guy is honey. You
need to get take care of this. You're not about to lose my No,
no, no, just let mecome down there. Sorry, I
gotta go hold it. Put holdon. Wait a second, I'm gonna
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block call her, I d anyway. Oh man, let's see maybe she'll
answer again. Let's seak hold on. Hello, Yeah, listen, I
got the police. Women right now. Can I just come on down now
and look in your yard? Look? Look at you in your bedroom,
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stuffy right now? No, doyou not come down here. I will
talk only the police. You arenot welcome by my proper down here.
Do you not call me? Weare over? Hold it? Hold just
let me talk to your husband.Just second, Just let me talk to
your husband. Just just let metalk to your husband. This ain't working
out between you and me. Hello. Hey, uh t k. Yeah,
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why don't you tell her? Tellher say, look, just let
him come over and look through ouryard, in our house and see if
he'd find it all right, youknow, you know if that don't Yeah,
honey, he just wants to comeby and look through the yards.
Drug he's calling me. He sayshe wants to look through our house.
He said that I took her first. No, he just goes to the
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front of the property. I mean, what's I mean, what are you
doing? Put her put her backon, put her back, I'm gonna
let her off the hook. Okayhere? Yeah, well, last what
I have to go to work,Go to work and leave you go open
and uh well, we'll bring youa birthday cake? How about that?
What? Hey, Kara, Happybirthday? Oh my god, Hey Kara,
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Kara, It's Bow and Jim atlone Star ninety two five. Your
husband set this up for your birthday. And guess what what we got a
present for you? You ready what? Classic Rock Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone
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Star ninety two five. Okay,I just told you. Peter Gabriel is
coming to town. Ye be hereOctober nineteenth at the American Airline Center.
I have some tickets for you.And what do we do when it's football
season and the Cowboys win? Youmust solve the Monday morning mathematical mind banking
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where Okay? He makes us domath? Yeah, well it gets your
brain going because you're gonna need yourbrain for later on today being on vacation.
Yeah, being on vacation and restingover the weekend. Let me get
my calculator. You can probably doit without a caw. Let's hear it.
All right, So I'm going togive you a mathematical problem. It
will end up being a number.You tell me who on the Cowboys roster?
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Where's that number? Okay, okay, look at the stats. Take
DAK Prescott's passing yards and subtract CD lambs receiving yards. Okay, okay,
let's be on the wrong beach.Listen to yea uh Dak Right.
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Okay, you'll come up with anumber. Divide that number by Deuce Vaughn's
receiving yards. A little old deuce, he had a good game yesterday.
Divide it by his receiving yards,and you'll come up with a number.
You tell me who on the Cowboysroster? Where's that number? What's this
guy's name? Deuce? What DeuceVaughn v A W G A G N
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or something like that. Okay,okay, you know what am I doing
here? What's the formulas? Allright? We give it to you one
more time. Look there, TakeDAK Prescott's passing yards. Find DAK Prescott's
passing yards, write it down.Subtracts C D lambs receiving yards from Prescott's
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passing yards. He'll come up witha number. Divide that number by deuce
Vaughns receiving yards receiving you'll come upwith a number. Tell me who on
the Cowboys roster wears that number?Receive I give you a little extra time.
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Thank you both. I know howI know how to do when you
suddenly have to do the math inthe morning. Dak Prescott's passing yards.
This is all. This is apretty short one. You got both minus
CD Lamb's receiving yards. From thatnumber, Divide that number by deuce Vaughns
receiving yards. You'll come up witha number. Tell me who wears that
number? Now, I will tellyou both right now. Yeah, there
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there is a hint in this room. There's a hint in this room.
What number I'm looking for? Isthat right? There's a hint in this
room? Looking around? Helloo,Okay, we're supposed to subtractor ad look
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for the division. You subtracts ceedeeLamb's receiving yards from Dak Prescott's passing yards.
You come up with a number.Divide that number by deuce Bawns receiving
yards. You'll get a number,and tell me who wears that number.
It's not that no, oh,I said in front of you in this
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room, and it's a whole number, right, it's not it's not a
fraction. You're the Cowboys were threepoint six no is Dak Prescott four point
seven one six to eight? No, okay, because that's what I got
you wrong. Okay, let mego on the homes. Go on them
show. Okay, who did youget? Who'd you get? What's the
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number? Kid? Belt? No? No, no, no, go
on, boon them. Show tellme what number and player you came up
with. Subcine Albrey, Serventine Aubrey. That would have been a good one.
Ball grew it was great yesterday.Boon them. Show tell me what
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you came up with? Seventy ninenine. No, but you got one
of the numbers, right, yep, you got one of the numbers.
Hey, wasn't there a controversy whenhe first started as to what his number
was gonna be? I think so, yeah, uh huh, he has
a boon them, Show tell mewho you came up with. Cooper Rush,
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Cooper Rush. It's a defensive player. Okay, defensive player had a
big game yesterday. Show who'd youcome up with? Michael Parson, Michael
Parsons. No, but your clothes, you're getting there. He kind of
plays next to him. Yeah,boon them. Show tell me what number
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and player you came up with?Six Donathan Wilson, so close, he's
as close as anybody's ever gotten sofar. Number one, just number one,
going them. Show tell me whoyou came up with? Forty three
going the wrong way, dude,Okay, you get Dak Prescott's passing yards
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two hundred fifty five. Yeah,minus Cede Lands receiving yards one hundred and
forty three. That gives you onehundred and twelve. Devide that number by
Deuce Vaughan's receiving yards. You comeup with a number, who wears the
number? Going them? Show tellme what player you came up with,
incorregulate? Boing them? Show who'dyou come up with? Trayvon? What
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number seven is? Right? I'lltake if he's got the player, he
got the number. Okay, itcomes out to seven, which is Trayvon
Diggs. And I said the hintwas in this room because I'm wearing a
Trayvon dig shirt. I ended upwith fort teen point three. Eight point
oh. That's the new recruits comingin. There'll be a point seven eight
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and all that stuff. Who isthis? All right? You got Peter
Gabriel tickets, Hang on and we'llhook you up. Okay, all right,
good see. I thought that onewould be easier, but apparently I'm
not thinking straight, dude. It'sjust the fact that you have in math
on the morning, yes, aftera vacations. Okay, all right,
I'll tell you what. And thefact that my stats were all over the
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place. I do what next timewhen the Cowboys win, no division or
time. Okay, that's it.Lone Star Traffic Dallas Fort Words, Classic
Rock, lone Star ninety two five, American Girl in the r KM,
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American God coming up in the ticketwindow. We have tickets to see Extreme.
They're still around. Let me tellyou something, bow Anna also Living
Color is on that bill. Ohyeah, Extreme is on a new uh
tirade. They have a brand newalbum out right now. And I'm telling
you the guitar solo in the songrise probably the best guitar solo since the
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turn of the century. Really fromyour Bettencourt is Laury Sharone. I mean
ye, Dream and Living Color inFebruary at the House of Blues and Anna
Bell will come up with a numberthat you're supposed to be the direct caller
too. Don't get it right now? Got it right now? She read
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it? Okay, I want todo a little something called fun with AI
before it takes over and enslaves us. All great. I don't know if
you've heard this, but uh,Lauren Bobert, what a wonderful personality.
Bobo from Colorado? Oh yeah,oh yeah, well, uh they were
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her and her man boy toy.They were at a production of the musical
Beetle Juice, right was it.They're in Denver. Yeah, she's vapant.
What you ain't supposed to do?He's feeling on all those implants that
he bought for ye, and shewas checking his in scene. Oh that's
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a tailor joke, by the way, Beetle Juice. Oh yeah, same
three times. Hey. You knowshe's going through a divorce right now.
Yeah. Well, now she's gother a boy toy. Yeah, so
the husband bought her those, andso the new boy toy is now enjoying.
Yeah. Well, anyway, theywere asked to leave. Of course,
she threw a fit. Do youknow who I am? Do you
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know who I am? Don't youknow who I? Am So this is
uh an artificial intelligent Lauren Bobert,which kind of goes together when you say
it. This is her explaining withher favorite president what happened. Okay,
ready, here you go. Heyfolks, it's me your favorite president and
me your favorite entitled little bit.Ha ha ha. That is what everyone's
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been calling you ever since you gotkicked out of that theater in Colorado,
and also way before that. True, true, So what exactly happened that
night, Bobo? And what thehell were you doing in a theater for
five Well, mister Trump, meand my date, random white dude,
we're on our way to the demolitionderby in downtown Dinosaur when we stopped off
at the Blue Barnacle for a fewdrinks. How many is a few six
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shots of Quervo, two long Islandice teas, a pitcher of Barbarian streisand
four fireballs, a bottle of tacticalnuclear Penguin and two slippery nipples. That
seems like a lot, Oh,dude, We were just getting started.
After we did some rails off thetoilet seat in the ladies room. We
had two polygamy porters, and thenwe got a six pack of pathological loggers
to go. I'm guessing you werea little tipsy. We were sixs to
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the wind. Bro. My headstill hurts. So how did you end
up at a performance of Beetle Juice? I have no idea what led you
being ejected from the show. AllI was doing was laughing and singing and
vaping and drinking and taking off myshoes and my panties. Why in hell
did you take off your panties?Well, it was a long crawl from
the bar, and I expected toget lucky later, so I wanted to
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air out my beef curtains. Let'sunderstandable, and I is scary, but
it's funny. I know. Ijumped the gun a little. I just
couldn't wait. I just couldn't wait. That's called getting your ya yas out.
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That's this? Is that? Whatthat's called? That's a stone is
out in the tunnel? Anyway,good boarning. Do you know that the
iHeartRadio Music Festival is this weekend?Hers, But you don't need to travel
all the way to Nevada to enjoya Las Vegas Fountain show anymore. What
do you mean? Only twenty mileswest of Dallas in the heart of Grand
Prairie. The new free water andlight show in Loup open back in June.
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Inspired by the famous fountains at theBellagio Resort in Vegas, Illuvia adds
a little flare to itself. Inaddition to colorful dancing water, Illuvia cast
a shimmering image on the mists generatedby the fountains sixty foot tall columns of
water nine then make little images onthere. Located at the epic Central development
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in Grand Prairie off State High onesixty one, just north of Interstate twenty,
Illuvia is surrounded by family friendly activitieslook at That, from music and
art festivals to a water park,to an outdoor climbing park to restaurants.
Visitors can make the most of atrip to Grand Prairie before enjoying the evening
show at Illuvia. At That reallydoes look cool. The fountain operates during
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the day from eleven am to twopm and returns at three pm. The
lights at Illuvia are turned on nightlyat seven thirty, and the full experience
includes dancing water, lights, music, and video projection. It runs three
times per night at eight thirty ninethirty. I always love seeing the Bellaggio
fountains when you're walking. When you'rewalking by, you always stopped. Yes,
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let's scared. Let's see all therestaurants and all that stuff right around
it. Take the cheerings with you, hey. In music news, this
was a big story over the weekend. Jan Venner, who co founded Rolling
Stone magazine and also was a cofounder of the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame, has been removed from theRock and Roll Hall of Fames Board of
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Directors after making comments that were seenas disparaging towards black and female musicians.
Mouth Yes Young Manner created a firestormdoing publicity for his new book, The
Masters, which features interviews with musiciansBob Dylan, Jerry Garcia, Mick Jagger,
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John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, PeteTownsend, and YouTube's Bono All White
and all Me. Oh Man,what you got against women? Well asked
why he didn't interview women or blackmusicians. Let Her responded, it's not
that they're inarticulate. Although having adeep conversation with the Gray Slick or Janis
Joplin, please be my guest.You know, Joni Mitchell was not a
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philosopher of rock and roll. Shedidn't, in my mind meet that test.
I mean, he really put hisfoot in his mouth his interview of
black artists. He said, youknow, Stevie Wonder genius, right.
I suppose when you use a wordas broad as masters, the fault is
using that word maybe Marvin Gay orCurtis Mayfield. I mean, they just
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didn't articulate at that level. Hewas talking about himself. These were the
people that he thought were mastress,and he didn't think that any women or
black musicians belonged in his list ofthe masters. Now him and his people
are doing a lot of damage control. Do you think it's going to change
any of the Rock and Roll Hallof Fame and ductees? No, they
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still don't know what they're doing.Hey, I would think that with him
out, maybe they're going to openup the door to like Foreigner and Sticks.
Well they should because he had abig beef. That's why Foreigner's not
in there, because him and MickJones had a verbal fight. Sometimes sounds
like he's a real chem Yeah,sound like he's a real Jerry call.
But the outraged Disney bosses had reportedlylaunched an investigation after horny employees at their
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Anaheim, California Amusement park were caughton camera twerking while dressed up as the
company's family friendly Carson. Several shockingvideos I tell You purportedly filmed proportedly filmed
on the Disneyland property shows workers wearingMini Mouse and Pluto costumes while performing the
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risky dance moves. Meanwhile, anothercontroversial clip depicts a life sized Pinocchio doll
placed in a position so as itto simulate a sex act on a Captain
Hook replica quote warning will ruin DisneyMagic Disney backstage end quote a caption for
that raunchy video. The declare asa warning for you. A number of
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the clips were posted to the TikTokaccount at illegal dot Disney, which aims
to share behind the scenes secrets andfootage from the Disney theme parks. Now,
how true is this? Is itreally Disney characters? Anybody can make
up some kind of video. Ofcourse, they say that that's just they
shouldn't be doing that. Man,disparaging the Disney characters to put a couple
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of those dull lips inside of them. Oh yeah, you would, no,
And you know they were just horsingaround they didn't know somebody was recording
them. Yeah alone. A healingand wellness center in Oregon called Epic Healing
Eugene opened back in June and theyoffer magic mushrooms for the public. The
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centers serve psilocybe and t to adultsover the age of twenty one. They
show up to an office suite tripon the magic mushrooms for about five or
six hours. Many users see vividgeometric shapes, lose their identity in the
moment, and feel home a onenesswith the universe. People have been so
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excited about messing around with the magicmushrooms that the center now has a wait
list of three thousand name Wow.And in case you are wondering, you
can't get any mushrooms to go,you must stay at the center until the
drug wears off. Dead gummis.They're gonna have some kind of scene.
Yeah So, And here's a morbidnew wellness trend that is gaining traction while
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it's making its way to New Yorkand Los Angeles. It's called death meditation,
and it involves you wrap your bodyup like a mummy where you can't
move. Then you write your owneulogy while imagining your decaying body lying in
the ground. That sounds like fun, doesn't that know? Wouldn't that bring
some positivity to your wellness? Thepractice, which has two and a half
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million views on TikTok and classes poppingup on each coast, is a form
of exposure therapy designed to help peopleto come to terms with mortality. But
you don't have to be so negativeabout it. Now, if you're into
that bondushed, that's up to you. Extreme and Living Color tickets coming up
next on the Ball and the Showsee now. Ever, since he passed
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away, when I hear that song, I think of Randy Meisner now,
oh okay, yeah, because hepassed away. What a couple of weeks
ago? Oh well, all right, tickets to see Extreme and Living Color
at the House of Blues and Februarywent to Rick Gonzalez mid Luthian. We're
gonna go Rick. What's up?Ricky Jay? What you know? Tomorrow
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is another one of those toy boxtuesdays. Love those days. Anything you
have that you want to request fromthe archive, you just let me know
and I'll dig around till find it, okay, And if I don't find
it, I'll just tell you.I'm still digging, but I'll try dead
level. Damn yeah you will,all right, Neil Armstrong. We all
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know who Neil Armstrong is. Well, when he wasn't making history as the
first man to set foot on theMoon, he may have been relaxing at
his home in El Lago, Texas. Elago. Do you know where that
is now? Well, it's nowup for sale. The mid century home,
listed by Southeby's International Realty, ismore than two thousand, eight hundred
(01:01:31):
square feet and includes four bedrooms andtwo and a half bathrooms. It's l
logo Elmago. Yeah, that's whathe said, logo. I thought he
said, ill logo logo. Igotten pulled up here, but I still
don't know where it is. Don'tdon't say where it is here, Austin.
Well, maybe they don't want usto come by there. Maybe it's
near a lake, because that's whatLago is. Ah Well, Armstrong and
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fellow astronaut Ed White, who diedduring the Apollo one mission in nineteen sixty
seven, bought three lots of landto split between them. They built some
houses and lived next to each otherfor years and years and years. The
home which was built in nineteen sixtyfour, is currently listed for five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. Well that'snot bad. It's not really not,
(01:02:13):
you know, considering it's kind ofhistorical. So it makes sense because it's
near Houston. It's in Harris Countya logo. Yeah, so that's where
Nasha is outside of Houston, rightthere on Lake Shore Drive. It features
unique architectural details, including an originalrock fireplace, a pool with pink decking,
and vaulted ceilings. The home alsoincludes an updated kitchen, a study,
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an upstairs space that can be usedas game room or an extra bedroom,
and a porno watching room. WhatI made that? Yeah? I
made that up. You don't think, Neil Armstrong, I don't know.
It's lonely up there in Ederable Cay. Don't forget tomorrow at seven fifty another
chance to win tickets to see PeterGabriel at the American Airline Center October nineteenth
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day is just one of the greatshows that's headed our way. You can
find out who else has come ofthe town at lone star two five dot
com. And while you're there andgo to the website, check out the
bow and then show page grab theiHeartRadio app and take us with you wherever
you go. It's everything classic rock. One click away at lone Star ninety
two five dot com. All right, everybody out of the pool. The
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band's got the rock. It soundslike I'm on the Sopranos. Oh bang,
bands got the run. You know, we're just kind of haven't been
on the air in a while,and we just of course have no filter
between brain and mouth. Anyway,And as great as the Cowboys win was
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yesterday, ye yes, I knowdeep inside they wanted Aaron Rodgers to be
the quarter Oh absolutely, they wantedto beat Aaron Rodgers as many times as
he's thrashed us with the Peckers Packershere. Yeah, then they wanted but
you know, and we didn't getthe chance to talk about that drubbing of
week one of the Giants. TheCowboys just oh yeah, wasn't that a
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thing of beauty? Yeah? Shutthem out, voted to nothing. I
was so surprised that the Giants playedso poorly on their home turf. And
then yesterday we're sitting there watching theGiants game, thinking, you know,
they haven't scored a point all yet, all years, and then right after
we said that, bam, bam, bam, they come back and win
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that game. Who are they playing? Oh, Cley, I can't remember.
It was Cleved Was it Cleveland orNo or Cincinnati? I don't know.
I don't really keep up with themunless we're playing. Did you guys
watch any of the Sunday Night game? Was that Zeke Elliott? Yeah?
I didn't. And the Patriots,that's all a little bit of it.
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I was watching Yellowstone because it wasafter the Cowboys game. They had sixty
minutes and then they played Yellowstone,which I had never seen. It's on
Paramount Plus, yes, but they'reairing it on CBS. I guess because
of the writer's strikes, because nobody'sstreaming, nobody's getting yes. Well,
but I think it's also because theydon't have anything to put on the networks
because of the strikes. They're usingit. You know what, it was
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good late to the party stuff thatthey put on that they should have taken
off right after they put them off. Anyway, let's talk about some time
wasters. I know we got somecoming up, Yes, we do.
And if you missed it earlier,Bo was talking about this. The Rolling
Stones have hired the team that bringsthe world the Hulu series The Kardashian and
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that of course, well, fortunatelythe Kardashians will not be part of this.
It's just the production team behind them. They're going to produce the new
documentary about the making of the RollingStones new album, Hackney Diamonds, and
there's going to be a special tributeto the late drummer Charlie Watts as part
of this documentary. So that's gonnabe pretty cool. We'll keep you posted
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on that. You can read thewhole story on our page. You two
in Las Vegas of the weekend toshoot a video for a new song called
Atomic City during a surprise pop upconcert on Fremont Street in Vegas, and
drummer Larry Mullen joined them for thevideo shoot. You know, he's not
going to be part of that residencyin Las Vegas because he had back surgery,
right, so it's going to bepart of the video. He is
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part of the video, So checkout the fan video from the making of
that video. Dire Straits releasing anew concert collection Live nineteen seventy eight to
nineteen ninety two. It's going tocontain remastered, extended and unreleased recordings.
We've got that story up that youcan check out. Also some music videos.
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Chicago have taken the best of theirthree Christmas albums and they're gonna release
Chicago's Greatest Christmas Hits on November three, and Steve Miller's fiftieth anniversary edition of
his eighth album, nineteen seventy three'sThe Joker will be out this Friday.
Jade fifty The Evolution of the Joker. We've got a bunch of videos and
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the whole story that you can checkout. Also the track listing for the
fiftieth anniversary collection. And in othertime wasters, sometimes you really really really
don't want Jesus to take the wheelputting you're on a plane. Check out
the video on the Bow and Thempage at lone star ninety two five dot
com. Oh see, you're notgonna tell us what it is. No,
you gotta go see for yourself.Okay, hold on loosely because this
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show is loosely based on nothing.Yeah, based on we make it up
as we go along exactly. Hey, Hey, didn't our buddy Jim Peterick
just getting Royal to check because hewrote that he wrote that the guy from
IDEs of March. Yeah vehicle,your vehicle. So every time he hears
it, he goes chi ching yep. Yeah, he says thank you,
bowing them show. Yeah. Youknow he's gonna be thanking us tomorrow.
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Is our friend, comedian Raj Sharma. He's joining us at eight ten tomorrow.
He's got a show at they AddisonImprov on Wednesday, all right,
and they'll stop by pay us avisit. And speaking of Wednesday, Wednesday
around eight ten as well, we'regonna have a president in the general manager,
Mark Faber of Texas Motor Speedway joinus here on the bow and them
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show. You know, it israce week, right. We had the
elimination race in Bristol on Saturday night. The round of sixteen is now down
to the round of twelve. DannyHamlin won that race. Kevin Harvick is
out r championship for him. It'shis last year, so that's kind of
sad to see. But they willall be here this weekend for a playoffs
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weekend. The Exfinity race on Saturday. I have not seen the Bristol Exfinity
Race. I'm gonna watch that today. But the Cup race Round of twelve
comes to Texas Motor Speedway. Arewe supposed to be broadcasting out there?
We will be broadcasting live Sunday froma ten of noon. Cool because I
wasn't really sure when. Now Iknow what time to show up. Yeah,
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just we'll just take a look atour calendar and the day before I
guess you just send me an emaillet me know the todd email and a
text. Yeah, follow up witha phone call here. Now up next
is our aftershow decompression session. Well, we just try to go, but
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we can talk about our time off, what we did, we didn't do.
We'll show movie slides. Yes,got pictures on my phone. That's
right, y'all. Hold the phoneup to the microphone show everybody can see.
And I can maybe tell you aboutmy first ever m seeing a baby
shower. That's the first ever I'veheard of anybody doing that. That's the
first time. That's the first babyshower I've ever been to. And you
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said there was no gender reveal.No gender reveal. Nobody needs to know.
They want to be surprised. That'sthe first baby shower with an MC
that I've ever heard of. Thatweird. I met Bob Barker, didn't
even a wireless microphone a full soundsystem. I mean, I rock it.
Did they have a band to playat? Oh? Man, I
want to save the money on theMC and gotten a band. Could have
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had the babies show up? Couldthe baby that would have been good.
I don't think John Waite would havedone it for free times in its own
extension, Corse, Brandy and theNutbumps might play good of it. Yeah,
but they were there, and wewere there, and he were there.
It just didn't work. It didn'twork out. That's that's just how
it is in life. Sometimes justdon't work out. It seems good on
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paper, but when you try toput paper into the microphone, it's like,
Man, hey, you watched alot of football over the week.
Hell yeah, I do. Evera weekend a lot of college with football
out of college football for all theteams won. So we'll see you tomorrow
for a toy box Tuesday. Soif you can think of anything that we
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may have missed that we haven't playedin a while, let me know.
We've got a couple of birthdays.I want to acknowledge tomorrow today people that
have been on the show, andwe'll see if we can make something at
least mildly entertained. More tickets ofPeter Gabriel and then, of course at
ATE forty the Extreme Living Color Showcoming the House of Foods and Brewery end
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up. Next there's our aftershow decompressionsession. We'll see you, then,
we'll see you Tomorrow's bye.
All right, all right, okay, okay, you're ready, You're ready.
You see you're ready, because theygot another one. We saw this
with our own eyeans an object thelike of which we had never seen before.
A frightening, strange sheep descending fromouter space with relentless puttets. Where
did it come from? And whatdid it want to? A box before
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Hello? It's like something from otherplayers. Do not try to follow me.
You cannot get help around this paceI've drawn in the diffical walls of
which no one they passed. Hereis a news reporter with a world shattering
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stop, a girl trying to escapefrom her puts, the scientist trapped in
spite of his knowledge. And herealso is the bombing hiding a murderers secret,
a murderer with a light already harperand introducing the devil Girl from Mars
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herself. Or are your comfort fMars? May I introduce your latest guest,
Miss Nyer. She comes from Mars. She's comes from wee from Mars.
Get back on fire, get back, shoot n shoot You take killed
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the gavil Girl from Mars? Hill'swrong with you? Still hens them?
Where I can control power beyond yourwildest dreams come, come, and you
shall see what's the power of anotherworlds? Oh my gosh, I tell
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you we shouldn't even bother to dothe show because we are doomed. No,
we are back. We are back, and one of us is supporting
a new hairstyle. Randy James cutoff his long locks. Cut it off,
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man, it's gone. What doyou want to just sprinkle it all
over your house or something? No? No, I was in California.
Don't I get over there at Californiaand my grandson's looking so good and so
sharp with his new haircut for theschool year, and I says, I
want to look like that, Sotake me where he got his haircut cuts
looking like his grandson. Yeah,well, okay, I get a little
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more he does, I guess.Yeah, we'll just give him time.
Welcome back, everybody, Yes,everybody doing good. Had a good time.
Yeah, you're saving sound. Wesurvived and lived to tell the story.
Like I said, I was inCalifornia all week for the past ten
days, and I hosted my veryfirst ever baby shower. You hosted a
baby shower? I didn't like hostit, like have it? I mean,
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I helped set it all up,But I am se whole the whole
affair. Now she's hoping the guilthere guns ribbon. Now, I've never
been to a baby shower that neededyou know, I know, here's your
host for the baby shower. Youwanted to see what they do with these
baby showers these days? Man,they had tables out there in tents and
catered food and it feels like addyea for something, Just a bunch of
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women sitting around and giggling. No, when did they start inviting guys to
baby showers, especially to be anmcst of a baby shower? That's fancy
goodn't You might want to check youmay be in line for a Guinness World
request. You know, it mightbe in line for a new business opportunity.
Anybody having baby showers out it needsan in se Runda James the baby
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booming shower hope. Anyway, Yes, we're back and you want to know
what we're celebrating today. I'm gonnastart off with the best one National Cheeseburger
d The theories and the origin ofthe cheeseburgers kind of sketchy, but it
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was created sometime between nineteen twenty fourand nineteen twenty six by a chef named
Lionel Sternburger. As the story goes, a man dining at his restaurant in
Pasadena, California, suggested, howcould you give him a flice of cheese
or my hamburger order? Sternberger compliedand it added to the menu and the
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rest is hit. But it allstarted with the burger Duff Burger absolutely.
And for dessert, it's Rice CrispyTreat Day. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'm better Thrice Crispi's treats well good. Ryce Crispi's is a breakfast cereal first
sold by Kelloggs at nineteen twenty eight, and they've made it as a promotional
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vehicle for the series and put arecipe on the box. Yes, it's
National First Love Day. Oh Itry to remember my first love because I'm
sure she's trying to kill me somewhere. And a Greeting card rider Day.
Where do you find one of those? Why don't you send them a greeting
card to a greeting card rider witha bunch of exs and oose on yea
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the same, right, just givehim a blank card, right one yourself.
National Respect Day if you earn ityou'll get it. Yeah. If
you don't earn it, you don'tget it. And for some reason,
it's World Water Monitoring Day. Ohyeah, you got to have the water
monitor. Yes, turn on thefaucet, wash the water mount. That's
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basically all you gotta do to bea water monitor. How nice was it
to have some rain? How nicewas it to have not one hundred degree
temperatures? Oh? Oh, thoughtI was dreaming of something. Hey listen,
Shelley Aldred Roberts is piping up sayingthat a lot of burger joints are
having great cheap burgers today. Somebodyneeds to let us know all about that.
Yeah, I think I can googlethat. Bet you, Miss Annabel
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finds some place because I'm due fora burger. The last burger I had
was the other day at Bob's GoodBurger over there on wet Shaw and Bob's
Good Burger. Oh yeah, Itook the place of Fat Jack's. Did
you bring it up? For therest of the all know you did.
So we'll talk about dim Cowboys,see how the Rangers did. Yeah,
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we'll talk about that. Oh,I don't like the way you said.
I'll talk about the scenarios and allthat and our college football team. Oh
you'll do all did good? Yeah, Aggies, Yeah, I think they
were great. Yeah they were awesome. All right, I'll give it to
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him for beating Bama. Okay,yes they last week. All right,
let's do the morning strack. Getready for this entertainment extravaganza with a baby
party here over here, way togo. Thank you, follos for Wars
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Class of Rock alone start now youtwo God Stephen Tyler done damaged his vocal
cord. Man, then you gotit back off a little. Let's hope
they make it to the American Airlinessome six shows. So they're good so
far for November. And it's probablynot a matter of him taking it easy
or not. It's probably a matterof his age, could be could be
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a little of both, because youknow what he's saying. Hey, it's
six thirties, wars mans, It'stime more sports of all sorts, all
right, Randy, let's have it. Let's have it. The Al West
race is the tightest race in theleague right now, with your Texas Rangers
just a game and a half behindthe Astros. You know, I tried
to watch a little of Law wason vacation saw a few innings of them
sweeping the Blue Jays on the roadin a four game series last week,
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then a weekend trip to Cleveland,the second place team in the AL Central,
where they got swept, including atwelve to three loss on Friday night,
a tight one one game on Sunday, and another ass whooping yesterday afternoon
nine to two. Daniel. Ifthe season ended today, it won't because
there's thirteen games left in the regularseason, but if it were to be
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in today, this is how itwould shake out. AL Wildcar Series would
start October third, best of threeformat. It would be the Rangers at
the Twins then or and the BlueJays at the Raise. The Orioles and
Astros have bye weeks, so ifthey whoever won knows. The AOL Division
Series starts on October seventh. It'sbest of five format. It would either
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be the Rays in, Blue Jaysat Orioles or the Twins and Rangers at
Astros. So let's let the seasonfinish. We'll start worrying about this area.
Well, we need to be worryingnow because last week before we went
on vacation, they were not evenin the whale on Wildcard Picture. The
Rangers are home tonight to kick offa three game series with the Bows Socks.
Jordan Montgomery on the Mountain tonight firstpitch seven O five. Tickets now
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at Rangers dot com. And speakingof the Rangers, you can register to
vote during the Rangers Red Sox seriestoday and tomorrow at Globe black Field.
Voting registration will be at five pmthrough the bottom of the second ending on
the main concourse in the southwest cornerbehind Section one sixteen. The Rangers are
partnering with a Major League Baseball andheadcount to host the event that coincides with
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National Voter Registration Day, which istomorrow. Fans who sign up for election
alerts will be entered to win twentytwenty four All Star Game experience. You
can sign up to receive election alertsin person or by texting All Star to
five seven five six. Come on, y'all, go out there and registered
to vote. Yeah yeah, rightnow. On Friday night, the locker
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of Los Angeles Angels Star seemed tobe free agent Shoheyitani had been cleaned out
without explanation. Still, then onSaturday, that explanation came due it An
oblique injury that continued to nag himOtani was placed on the injured list shut
down for the remainder of the year. It's not like there, we don't
want him anymore. They're just clearinghis locker out because they're not even sure
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if he's gonna stay here. Right, you've got some money coming. And
then there's the Tennessee Smokies, adouble A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels.
Well, they're offering free beer forhome baseball playoff games starting today.
Fans who purchase a special Mason Jarare able to drink beer for free as
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the long as the Smokies are stillalive in the playoffs. But there is
a catch. There's always a catch. Fans will the Mason Jar drank free
beer starting with the first pitch,but they have to start paying for their
beer when the opposing team score.Oh brother, always a chat. One
way to root for your team.There it is. Dallas Boys remember this
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from the sixties when they used toplay. The Cowboys beat the New York
Jets. During their home opener yesterdayat Jerry World, Dak and the Cowboys
were expecting to see old nemesis AaronRodgers been planning for this all along,
but it was Zach Wilson instead becauseAaron Rodgers tour was left Achilles Tendon four
snaps into his Jets debut. Yeah. Meanwhile, the Cowboys are coming off
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to a forty even nothing route orthe other New York team, their NFC
rival East Giants now Dallas saw theJets for the first time since hiring coach
Mike McCarthy in twenty twenty. DakPrescott through for two touchdowns and Zach Wilson
had reinterceptions in his first start.So there, Wilson was picked off by
Giron Curse Melee Cooker and Trayvon Diggs. Prescott was thirty one to thirty eight
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for two hundre fifty five yards,and Tony Pollard had seventy two yards rushing.
You might want to keep this inmind because since the Cowboys one,
you know what that means. ACowboys Monday morning mind. Man, we
got down. You will need thesnare of the stats from the game,
and it's gonna be pretty easy.There's only two steps to it. Oh
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good, good, good, Buthave a calculator ready anyway, Next up
for the Cowboys drip to Arizona nextSunday to play the Cardinals, kickoff at
three twenty five. Dallas Cowboys quarterbackDak Prescott kept the ball away from the
New York Jets yesterday. He didnot throw a single interception the whole Good
for reference, Prescott tied with theHouston Texans Davis Mills to lead the NFL
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in interceptions thrown last season with fifthbut in seasons prior, the Dallas signal
caller displayed an ability to keep theball away from the other team. In
fact, before topping the list lastseason, Dak Prescott had not ranked in
the top ten of interceptions thrown bya quarterback since the twenty seventeen season.
Prescott's return to form was especially impressivein light of the Jets defense's performance to
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open their season against the Bills onMonday Night Football, Prescott threw the ball
thirty eight times, completing thirty oneof those passes for two hundred and fifty
five yards and two tds. NewYork Giants were also unable to pick off
Prescott in a Week one's thrashing.I loved that game clearly. Coach Mike
McCarthy trust his quarterback and Prescott provedyesterday that the interceptions will not flow like
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they did last season. Keep yourfingers crossed, yes, sir, and
your hopes up. And a bitof a medical scare yesterday at the Cowboys
home opener Dallas. Cowboys assistant coachShariffe Floyd, who coaches the defensive line
for Dallas, was taken back tothe Cowboys locker room for further evaluation during
the third quarter of the Cowboys homeopener against the Jets after he fainted on
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the sideline. However, he wasable to get up on his own power
and walk to the locker room.He's okay, but it created some drama
that made the players and coaches staffnervous. Floyd is a former player at
the University of Florida and played fourseasons for the Minnesota Vikings. He's been
a member of the Cowboys coaching staffsince last February. All right, hit,
Well, you couldn't say it wasthe heat or anything. It must
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have been like his blood pressure orsomething. But college ball. Over the
weekend, Coach Prime and his ColoradoBuffs beat their longtime rivals Colorado State and
double overtime to remain unbeaten at threeand zero, and there's some bad blood
between these two teams. In fact, there was a dirty hit on the
sidelines on a Colorado player that senthim to the hospital. The guy was
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already out of bounds and this ColoradoState ram just clocked. He laid there
for a minute. And then therewas some some controversy about the Colorado State
coach calling out Dion Sanders for alwayswearing sunglasses when he's talking to people,
and Dion said, go pound sandAnd basically he bought his team all new
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sunglasses so they can wear all theygot to talk smack about. I know,
I know Annabelle's Tea Sippers whooped upon Wyoming. Same thing at Kyle
Field where my Eggies entertained the crowdwith a thrashing of Hugh el Monroe.
LSU had a little trouble with MississippiState. Oklahoma picked on poor little Tulsa.
Deucey's Iowa Hawkeyes put away Western Michigan. Baylor beat Long Island University.
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I didn't even know there was alongin the university, but they beat him.
North Texas Mean Green barely squeaked byLouisiana Tech. Texas Tech was all
over Tarleton state for the Red Raidersfirst win, SMU hammered Gray. Let's
see Prairie View, A and M. But I'll bet I know which band
was better at halftime? Oh yeah, Arkansas disappointed the Fayetteville home crowd by
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losing to BYU and the TCU hornedfrogs, I mean horned lizards in that
proper way. They came back fromHouston with a wind. So all is
well until next weekend? Right?Oh yeah, By the way, my
grandson he scored a touchdown against wakelandIs and did the team win? Yes,
they did, damn right. Andthey're supposed to be some new food
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items over at Jerry World. Nowhave you heard about that? Have not?
I just kind of saw a list, but I didn't go into them.
But there's there's some new stuff over. Yeah, good stuff to clog
up your archer. Any cheeseburger offerings, I don't know. I didn't see
that. Yesterday was not cheeseburger day. Today and last month, about thirty
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thousand runners started the Mexico City Marathon. Somewhere along the race route, about
eleven thousand runners were disqualifying. Yousee, race organizers placed checkpoints every three
miles or so. And it seemsa bunch of runners didn't cross the checkpoints
because these cheaters use cars or publictransportation to cut the course and drive all
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the way almost to the end wherethey saw the runners coming. Coudn't seem
like the race organizers are done crunchingthe numbers, as they announced they will
continue to identify and disqualify runners whoskip sections of the race. Wow,
hey, listen, Kevin Harvick isbounced out of the NASCAR Championship Saturday night
Bristol, so he's no longer inthe running for a championship in his final
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year. Oh damn, All thestars in NASCAR will be here it Texas
Motor Speedway this Sunday for a playoffsweekend. Dare you got gonna be good?
All right? Freaking full file nexton the bow in them should Dallas
for Wars Classic Rock Alone Star ninetytwo five. It's Monday. We've been
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off for ten days. Yeah,it still feels like Am I sure I'm
pushing the right? No, we'regoing through everything. Ye have to second
guess ourselves. Now it's time forthe freaking full final And this is just
wrong? Would it's not even autumnand the Christmas decor is already going on
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yeah everywhere. Some are calling itthe Nightmare before Halloween. Delamo Fashion Center
in Torrens, California, has decidedto get an early jump on the Christmas
shopping season by putting up a fifteenfoot Christmas tree in the middle of the
mallow. And we ain't even intothe twentieth of September yet. A tree
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reportedly went up on September fourteenth.For those keeping score at home, that's
one hundred and two days before Christmas, seventy days before Thanksgiving, and forty
seven days before Halloween. That's tooearly to put up a damn Chris.
When will the radio station start flippingto Christmas? Have to ask our girl
down the hall? Probably early November. Yeah, and you know they say,
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hell hath no fury than a hunerscorn. A woman in Pennsylvania has
been accused of hiding in the backof her ex boyfriend's car before coming up
behind him and stabbing him with aknight happing around six am Thursday morning.
This poor guy would just getting readyto go to work when searching for a
twenty three year old page Nicole Lander. Cops were called to a home where
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they found a man had been stabbedseveral times. He was taken to a
nearby hospital, where he told policethat he and Paige Nicole Lander had dated
for a few months before breaking up. The guy then claimed Miss Landers started
to stalk and harass him. Hewent on to say he was backing out
of his driveway on his way towork when he noticed her car blocking him
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in. Landers then allegedly popped upin the backseat behind him and yelled surprise
and started stabbing him in his faceand neck. She's since been charged with
her ex's attempted murder in the firstdegree, among other things, and in
jail with bail said at four hundredthousand nine. Maybe there's a commun a
little bit. We all love highschool bands right well. After the minor
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high school football game ended at lastThursday night in Alabama, both bands just
kept on playing. Police asked thebands to stop so that fans would go
home, but while the other team'sband director complied, the director of minor
high school's band just kept his bandplaying. Oh, he was so loved.
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Police officers, school security guards.They all went to arrest him for
having his band continue to play,but police say he resisted, so they
pulled out a taser and Zach reallybefore arrested him. Now, the important
part of this story is that MinorHigh School defeated Jackson Oland twenty seven to
nothing. So the band director wasprobably just a little excited to go home.
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Yeah, but you don't just keepplaying or keep playing. The US
Air Force officials posted on X youknow the artist formerly known as Twitter,
that it was looking for help findinga missing F thirty five jet. What
are you kidding me? How doyou lose a jet? It was last
seen flying above North Charleston, SouthCarolina, yesterday when the pilot ejected from
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the plane. See you later.I guess there was another plane flying beside
it, which returned safely to JointBase Charleston. Quote. If you have
any information on the whereabouts of theF thirty five, please call our base
Defense Operations Center at eight four threeninety six three thirty six hundred. Are
you kidding me? They got anumber for you to go notice on X
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said no word. If the onif the fighter jet they allowed to wander
away was fixed after crashing or whatever, well, where is it? I
don't know. You don't just youdon't just lose a fighter jet. Where's
radar radar gpsy something, It's amilitary an air tag on it, something
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like that. Then there's Joel angelHart of Ontario. She said a box
containing over a thousand condoms she neverordered arrived at her home and she was
charging nearly five hundred dollars form.Angel Hart said she received an email from
Amazon about the forthcoming delivery, butshe assumed it was fate because she and
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her husband hadn't ordered any condoms.She said the box arrived while her husband
was in the hospital recovering from anillness, and she was even more confused
to discover her credit card had beencharged four hundred and ninety five dollars for
the order he ordered him before hewent into well. Cyber experts said the
delivery resembles a brushing scam, whichinvolves Amazon seller sending packages to random addresses
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so they can artificially inflate their numberof positive reviews. Amazon initially refused to
refund her due to the condoms beinglabeled as an unreturnable item, but an
Amazon representative said a credit has beengiven to the customer's car. It doesn't
help that she kind of has angelheart kind of sounds like the last name
of a porn star. Sounds likesomebody who would need five hundred dollars yea,
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and that wouldn't be enough, thatwould just be for the weekend.
And we told you about a couplethis a couple of weeks ago that was
publicly shamed by an airline flight crewfor attempting to join the Mile High Club.
Yeah, got some details on whatwent down with the guy before and
after his partner went down. Anyway, here's Sawyer said. He'd been drinking
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since ten o'clock that morning before gettingon the seven pm flight. The girl
had the bathroom warmp with was justsitting in front of him. He had
never met her. The only thinghe knew about her was that she was
twenty three and really hot looking.Forty minutes into the flight, they went
for it. Hey, you wantmaybe about that bathroom? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. After they did their thangand the bathroom door was opened on
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them, they went their separate waysand he didn't even get a number from
the girl. What. The biggestproblem, however, came when it was
time to fly back from Abiza,because easy Jet barred him from flying with
him because he got into the bathroomand joined the mall High Club, and
apparently somebody heard loud moanings, andwell, we just can't have that on
our airline, leaving him. Hehad to fok out one hundreds more dollars
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just to get back home. WHOA. I hope the piece was worth it
there, Bro. I'm just saying, hey, the start of the work
week can be such a pain,and even though we can't make the work
day shorter for you, we canhelp it go buy a little bit quicker
with classic rock commercial free. Wedo it every weekday here on lone Star.
We do it just before eleven withDebbie and then just before five on
the ride home with Doc Reno,who's in for Jeff k Sixty minutes of
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nonstock classic rock to help you getthrough your work day right here on Dallas
Fort Words Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five. I swear he sells Mama
Mcaroni and Ma Ma ma Macaroni.He's hungry. It's to it next,
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mom My Macaroni. That's my macaroni. Get away from it. I'm just
going a little off because we've beenoff for all this time. And by
the way, Pearl Jam was intown over the weekend. They were They
played a show Wednesday, and thenthey played a show Friday. I saw
so many social media posts and everybodywas saying it was the best money they
ever spent for a concert. Reallyreally, But you know, not everybody
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likes pearl jam. Oh no,So once again we sent what pearl jam
sounds like to people that don't likepearl jam. Okay, here's what it
sounds like to them. Okay,Freeze, I see it. Littn't know.
Maybe, oh man, Craze,maybe he'll see it a little.
(26:11):
Maybe macaroni would have been better.That's what pearl jam sounds like. The
people cut like Charlie Brown's teacher's peoplewho don't like pearl jam. No,
I like pearl jams. So itdoesn't sound like that to me. Okay,
but they'll win. Will He's huntit up, getting him some macaroni.
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Hush him up, head Gumming DrewBarrymore bless her. She drew criticism
for taping new episodes of her daytimetalk show despite the ongoing writers and actor
strike. Now says she'll wait untilthe labor issues are resolved. Hours later,
CBS is the Talk did the samething, because she wanted to put
her people back to work, becauseyou know they're work, they're starving.
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Also, I think that with talkshows like that, there's this thing where
because they have so many local affiliatesthat they have obligations to give them new
shows. Yes, yes, yes, but you're on strike. But they're
on strike, but they have anobligation. And if they don't fulfill that
obligation to the local affiliates, likethe stations here in Dallas Fort Work,
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they'll pull their shows completely. Well, she receives a lot of pushback from
it. As long as the hostsand guests don't discuss or promote work covered
by television, theatrical or streaming contracts, they're not technically breaking the strike.
Yeah. Here's something funny though.Remember the guy that was stalking her showed
up and said, I want tosay while I'm in New York. Turns
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out he's now stalking Emma Watson.So I guess he's moved on professional.
Yeah, he just went from onecelebrity to an I know he's set a
heartbreak. Yeah, I'm a fairweather fan. You know they say robots
are going to take jobs. Ohyeah, there's a robot equipped with arms,
legs, and eyes, and isworking alongside humans at a warehouse in
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Austin. The humanoid is named Apollo, comes in at five foot eight,
one hundred and sixty pounds. Itis his job to move heavy items that
way up to fifty five pounds accordingto Aptronic, which is fifty five.
I thought you were going to say, like, you know, eight hundred
fifty Yeah, I mean fifty fivepounds. We can lift fifty five pounds.
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No, No, I'd hurt myback. Well, of course,
but I mean you can lift twentyfive pounds. Yeah, I mean,
just do it twice? Do Iwant to? I want Apollo to come
and live with me. That's right, kind of like Rosie from the Jets.
Well as now, the ten Mencan go only four hours on one
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charge. You got to charge himso he'll work. Why don't you charge
him while he's working. Yeah,that's a good idea. So they maybe
they haven't thought about that yet.Well, maybe they have to put a
plug somewhere that's uncomfortable for Apollo therobot. He does. They planned to
move into full production with robots bythe end of twenty twenty four. Well,
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there are some restaurants that are fullrobot. Yeah, well you can
pay from your you know, yourtable now with the screen, you can
order from the screen. It's likewho needs people, right exactly? And
if you hate uncomfortable conversations, thenyou should walk away as soon as you
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hear the other person start a sentencewith one of these phrases. Okay,
look on the bright side, shutup, shut up, don't take this
the wrong way. But how aboutthis one. I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,then don't. But I don't want to.
I want to tell you how toavoid a black eye. How about
this one. I'm just playing devil'sadvocate here. I know it's none of
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my business. And with all duerespect. In other words, they're fixing
a disk on you, but withall due respect, which apparently ain't much
if they're gonna turn around, Yeah, I don't know, man. And
then speaking of strikes, Yeah,the auto workers are on strike four days
now, four days, four dayson strike. Oh man, I wonder
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how their commercials are sounding now,the United Auto Workers Union, it's gone
on strike and car prices are throughthe roof, which means there's no better
time to come buy a car thanat the Please buy a Car Blowout Sail.
Yes, cars are so expensive nowthat the dealerships can't afford to buy
cars from the factories, so wehave no cars to sell. But come
on buy and look at pictures ofcars that we wouldn't sell you if we
could afford to buy cars to sellyou. Cars, trucks, bands,
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subs, that's what we wouldn't sellyou if we didn't have a big empty
lot right now. Just listen tothis please buy a Car blowout sale customer.
Yeah, it's just an empty parkinglot. That's right. We're in
big, big trouble, so comeon down to the Please Buy a Car
Blowout Sail going on now until thestrike is over? Hey, which is
so pissed off? Four A mandon't be angry with me? Must be
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a Jets fan. Yeah, don'tbe angry with me. You got your
ass kick, you know. Andthat that song that's a good gut bucket
stone. Yeah, there from thenew album Hackney Diamonds. Yes, Now,
Annah told me what Hackney Diamonds actuallyare. Yes. So, Hackney
is a region in London and apparentlythey break into a lot of cars.
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So a Hackney diamond is the shatteredglass from when they break a windshield or
a window. It's kind of likea ghetto kind of yeah, yeah,
you don't want to park your carthere for very gotch or you'll have diamonds.
Well. It's going to be availablein three different vinyl versions, Standard
black, lime Green, with analternate cover of a pair of legs wrapped
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around a broken diamond heart rather thanthe original, which has a heart held
in hand, and exclusively at TargetsSpecial heavyweight, purple transparent vinyl. The
album is going to be out Octobertwentieth. Very nice. It's gonna be
a great album. They've got alittle marketing deal with Target. It's whether
they're selling those exclusively there well justjust at Purple. And speaking of marketing,
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the Stones are teaming up with theproducers behind the Kardashian tv m wet
story Up on the Bone. It'sa behind the scenes documentary chronicling they're there,
come back. What the Kardashian productionteams is on it? Man,
that's it's so probably. But thegood news is the Kardashians will not be
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in the documentary with the sounds,just their production the production jam just get
on. Now it's time for theeducational Potfuler Show. Listen and learn.
It's time for did you know?For example, did you know the body
in clyde Ambush Museum is the cafein Gibbsland, Louisiana where they bought their
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last meal. Oh really, yes, it is that where they got shot
up to. Yes. The ownerof the museum, Boots Hinton, is
the son of Deputy Sheriff Tedenton,a member of the posse that m and
killed Bonnie and Clyde in nineteen thirty. At that. Did you know?
According to the American Journal of HumanGenetics, one in every two hundred men
is somehow related to Genghis Khan.Really, because all he did was prileged
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and bang wall, So you couldbe related. You just don't know.
That's what they call the spoils ofwar. Yeah, did you know Bob
Marley? Yes, Bob Marley gavecredit for No Woman, No Cry to
Vincent Ford. He was a guywho ran a soup kitchen to ensure the
royalty checks would come there and keepthe kitchen. Look at that, that's
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cool. I had nothing to dowith it. Huh No, No,
No, did you know in nineteenthirty nine, The New York Times predicted
that the television would fail because theaverage American family would not have enough time
to sit around watching TV all day. And what do we do? We
sit around and watch TV all Theythought the internet would fail. Nip.
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The American Film Institute cited frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn
from nineteen thirty nine is gone withthe whim the best movie quote of all
time. We'd get that. Idon't know. I'm kind of like,
go ahead, make my tea?What about played again? Sam fancy man?
Did you know? Contrary to itsportrayal in Jurassic Park, the Tyrannosaurus
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Rex probably didn't roar at all.Scientists believe it hissed or rattled like a
rattlesnake. Oh, and they wouldknow they were there. You're home for
a classic Rocky tells forty words.That's Catherine Hepburn sitting Albert Planter. All
right, Dallas, what was classicrock Alone Star ninety two five? Coming
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up? We have tickets to seePeter Gabriel. Oh that's October nineteenth at
the American Airline Center. That dudeis just kicking out new music. Everybody
yes he is. And since theCowboys won, you're going to have to
solve the Cowboys Monday morning mathematical mind. Matt, how do you coming to
get Roberts? Oh you think so. Now he's throwing a curveball today,
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Randy. What you will need isthe stats from yesterday's game, okay,
And it's very easy. It's onlylike two steps. Okay, but there
is division, so you might wantto get calculate a curveball. But there's
only two steps, all right,So it'll come up with a number.
You tell me which Dallas cowboy wearsthat number, and you will get the
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ticket. Ze Peter Gabriel. Butnow let's jump into the Monday morning wake
ups lamp. Jimmy and I didthis a couple of years ago. It's
about the bowling alley. You rememberthe bowling alley one. Well, here
you go, here's TK setting uphis wife. Are we whispering? Is
your wife there actually upstairs in theother room? That's why I'm whispering that
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she's in the house. Okay,explain what's going on. You guys live
close to a bowling that has alot of police activity. Right, Yeah,
you know you got all the youngguys and young kids. People just
cause some problems. The cops arealways answering calls for some random reasons,
these young punks to day. Ohdude, so, according to your email,
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the cops stop somebody in front ofyour house a couple of nights ago,
right, probably about eleven thirty atnight, Like a couple of nights
ago, the cops pulled over thisgirl right in front of our house and
something happened. She just wouldn't calmdown. There was a scuffle and they
had a handcuff and they had toput her in the car, and you
know, they whisked her away.Yeah. Yeah, I thought it would
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be cool if you guys played thepolice and called her and said you had
to ask her some questions about whattranspired that night. That being said,
as I was reading your email,of course, a little perverted light on
women in my head. Now,her birthdays in a few days, right,
yeah it is. And your wife'sname is Kara. Yeah, okay,
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go call care. First of all, have you guys ever been to
the bowling alley to to bowlers shootpoolers? Yeah, we've been in the
bowling alley a couple of times.Okay, So so you tell your wife
that there's some guy you know fromthe bowling Alley and he wants to talk
to you. Okay, okay,go get care baby. He listen,
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I'm on the phone with uh someonefrom the bowling Alley we've gone down to
a few times. Yeah, hewants to talk to you. Hang on.
Huh Hello, yeah, who doesthis is? Ar? Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, ma'am, Ihave to ask you something here. I'm
calling from from the bowling ally downthe street. Huh. And what happened
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was is uh uh, I don'twake here nothing, but my sister got
in a fist fight a few nightsago to bowler Ally down from your house,
down from your house and remember upyeah, yeah, well that was
my sister and uh, the copscome up there. What happened was is
she got in the car and tookoff and they pulled up behind her and
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stopped her, and she tried torun off through your yard, and uh,
she may have dropped her purse whenthe police called up to you.
You happen to find a green purseput her little paisleys and peace signs on
it. No, I haven't seenanything. I mean, we could double
check, did you look in thefront yard, honey, did you see
a purse? I didn't see apurse. Now, well, you sure,
because she pretty sure she dropped itin your yard and swore that she
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saw you come out front door andpick it up. What. Yeah,
So she was being put in theback of the police car when it was
putting away. Uh, she lookedoutside the back window of the police car
and saw you come at your fronthouse. No. Sorry, I'm just
telling you what she said. Shesaid, you have it. She also
got arrested, sir, I'm sorry. She also was handcuffed and probably intoxicated
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because, like I remember, welooked out. No, no, no,
no, you don't know nothing aboutmy sisters. No I don't,
but I know she got arrested andshe ran from the police, so she's
probably not the surface tool on theshed. So you might want to reconsider,
you know, well, will all, I'm saying, she dropped a
person in the yard and it youknow, it's got her keys in it,
the house keys. And I understand, I'll definitely double check. I
mean, I'll definitely double check.But we didn't see anything. You didn't
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you didn't go out in front,y'all and pick up a purson. No,
I'm not gonna take some raised purse. I'm not gonna pick up a
criminal's purse and then come back.Well no, wait, not shit,
they't no criminal. You don't evenknow us, so don't call no criminal.
Just did the Please if you couldjust go out in front, y'all
look around it and see see aperson. Oh my gosh, let's just
go out in front, y'all lookaround. I really can't, sir,
I'm going to work right now.I will definitely look at this on the
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way out, that you know.But w how did you get this number?
This is weird? Who get mynumber? Well, first of all,
a guy to a bowling now andgive it to me, because y'all
been in there a couple of timesyou told me, oh that's that's not
right now. Did you get mynumber? Well, I don't know,
you know, I don't know.Maybe you left the deaths on, but
okay, well you know what,I think. I'm gonna have to get
going, sir. I'm sorry aboutthose, ye, but you gotta go.
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I wouldn't be I wouldn't be callingyou about this, but her car
keys was in there and she can'tdrive and now she can't get into a
house and nothing and nothing. Well, look sounds like she can't probably get
out of jail either. Don't meanto be rude, but well, well,
well that's beside the point. Youain't got new money you can spare
get out of jail. Are youjoking? No, no way, sir,
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Yeah, this is fun. Igotta go and I'm gonna not arrested
to day. How's that sound sayingwhat you say? I said, I'm
not gonna go get arrest today.I'm gonna go to work because I appreciate
your time. Well, no,no, no one, look look look,
kit's the deal. Hits the deal. It's okay. I'm right down
to bone. Now, let mejust come down there real quick and look
in your yard. And if youjust let me come in look around your
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house, I'll see if I'm final. Okay, I'm not gonna go make
me call the police. Okay,I don't want this to be like a
family event. No no, no, no, down here, no no,
no. Starting to pick me off, man, Well, I don't
mean to pick yall now. Idon't want this guy is honey. You
need to get take care of this. You're not about to lose my No,
no, no, just let mecome down there. Sorry, I
gotta go hold it. Put holdon. Wait a second, I'm gonna
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block call her, I d anyway. Oh man, let's see maybe she'll
answer again. Let's seak hold on. Hello, Yeah, listen, I
got the police. Women right now. Can I just come on down now
and look in your yard? Look? Look at you in your bedroom,
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stuffy right now? No, doyou not come down here. I will
talk only the police. You arenot welcome by my proper down here.
Do you not call me? Weare over? Hold it? Hold just
let me talk to your husband.Just second, Just let me talk to
your husband. Just just let metalk to your husband. This ain't working
out between you and me. Hello. Hey, uh t k. Yeah,
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why don't you tell her? Tellher say, look, just let
him come over and look through ouryard, in our house and see if
he'd find it all right, youknow, you know if that don't Yeah,
honey, he just wants to comeby and look through the yards.
Drug he's calling me. He sayshe wants to look through our house.
He said that I took her first. No, he just goes to the
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front of the property. I mean, what's I mean, what are you
doing? Put her put her backon, put her back, I'm gonna
let her off the hook. Okayhere? Yeah, well, last what
I have to go to work,Go to work and leave you go open
and uh well, we'll bring youa birthday cake? How about that?
What? Hey, Kara, Happybirthday? Oh my god, Hey Kara,
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Kara, It's Bow and Jim atlone Star ninety two five. Your
husband set this up for your birthday. And guess what what we got a
present for you? You ready what? Classic Rock Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone
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Star ninety two five. Okay,I just told you. Peter Gabriel is
coming to town. Ye be hereOctober nineteenth at the American Airline Center.
I have some tickets for you.And what do we do when it's football
season and the Cowboys win? Youmust solve the Monday morning mathematical mind banking
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where Okay? He makes us domath? Yeah, well it gets your
brain going because you're gonna need yourbrain for later on today being on vacation.
Yeah, being on vacation and restingover the weekend. Let me get
my calculator. You can probably doit without a caw. Let's hear it.
All right, So I'm going togive you a mathematical problem. It
will end up being a number.You tell me who on the Cowboys roster?
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Where's that number? Okay, okay, look at the stats. Take
DAK Prescott's passing yards and subtract CD lambs receiving yards. Okay, okay,
let's be on the wrong beach.Listen to yea uh Dak Right.
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Okay, you'll come up with anumber. Divide that number by Deuce Vaughn's
receiving yards. A little old deuce, he had a good game yesterday.
Divide it by his receiving yards,and you'll come up with a number.
You tell me who on the Cowboysroster? Where's that number? What's this
guy's name? Deuce? What DeuceVaughn v A W G A G N
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or something like that. Okay,okay, you know what am I doing
here? What's the formulas? Allright? We give it to you one
more time. Look there, TakeDAK Prescott's passing yards. Find DAK Prescott's
passing yards, write it down.Subtracts C D lambs receiving yards from Prescott's
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passing yards. He'll come up witha number. Divide that number by deuce
Vaughns receiving yards receiving you'll come upwith a number. Tell me who on
the Cowboys roster wears that number?Receive I give you a little extra time.
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Thank you both. I know howI know how to do when you
suddenly have to do the math inthe morning. Dak Prescott's passing yards.
This is all. This is apretty short one. You got both minus
CD Lamb's receiving yards. From thatnumber, Divide that number by deuce Vaughns
receiving yards. You'll come up witha number. Tell me who wears that
number? Now, I will tellyou both right now. Yeah, there
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there is a hint in this room. There's a hint in this room.
What number I'm looking for? Isthat right? There's a hint in this
room? Looking around? Helloo,Okay, we're supposed to subtractor ad look
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for the division. You subtracts ceedeeLamb's receiving yards from Dak Prescott's passing yards.
You come up with a number.Divide that number by deuce Bawns receiving
yards. You'll get a number,and tell me who wears that number.
It's not that no, oh,I said in front of you in this
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room, and it's a whole number, right, it's not it's not a
fraction. You're the Cowboys were threepoint six no is Dak Prescott four point
seven one six to eight? No, okay, because that's what I got
you wrong. Okay, let mego on the homes. Go on them
show. Okay, who did youget? Who'd you get? What's the
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number? Kid? Belt? No? No, no, no, go
on, boon them. Show tellme what number and player you came up
with. Subcine Albrey, Serventine Aubrey. That would have been a good one.
Ball grew it was great yesterday.Boon them. Show tell me what
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you came up with? Seventy ninenine. No, but you got one
of the numbers, right, yep, you got one of the numbers.
Hey, wasn't there a controversy whenhe first started as to what his number
was gonna be? I think so, yeah, uh huh, he has
a boon them, Show tell mewho you came up with. Cooper Rush,
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Cooper Rush. It's a defensive player. Okay, defensive player had a
big game yesterday. Show who'd youcome up with? Michael Parson, Michael
Parsons. No, but your clothes, you're getting there. He kind of
plays next to him. Yeah,boon them. Show tell me what number
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and player you came up with?Six Donathan Wilson, so close, he's
as close as anybody's ever gotten sofar. Number one, just number one,
going them. Show tell me whoyou came up with? Forty three
going the wrong way, dude,Okay, you get Dak Prescott's passing yards
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two hundred fifty five. Yeah,minus Cede Lands receiving yards one hundred and
forty three. That gives you onehundred and twelve. Devide that number by
Deuce Vaughan's receiving yards. You comeup with a number, who wears the
number? Going them? Show tellme what player you came up with,
incorregulate? Boing them? Show who'dyou come up with? Trayvon? What
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number seven is? Right? I'lltake if he's got the player, he
got the number. Okay, itcomes out to seven, which is Trayvon
Diggs. And I said the hintwas in this room because I'm wearing a
Trayvon dig shirt. I ended upwith fort teen point three. Eight point
oh. That's the new recruits comingin. There'll be a point seven eight
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and all that stuff. Who isthis? All right? You got Peter
Gabriel tickets, Hang on and we'llhook you up. Okay, all right,
good see. I thought that onewould be easier, but apparently I'm
not thinking straight, dude. It'sjust the fact that you have in math
on the morning, yes, aftera vacations. Okay, all right,
I'll tell you what. And thefact that my stats were all over the
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place. I do what next timewhen the Cowboys win, no division or
time. Okay, that's it.Lone Star Traffic Dallas Fort Words, Classic
Rock, lone Star ninety two five, American Girl in the r KM,
(49:52):
American God coming up in the ticketwindow. We have tickets to see Extreme.
They're still around. Let me tellyou something, bow Anna also Living
Color is on that bill. Ohyeah, Extreme is on a new uh
tirade. They have a brand newalbum out right now. And I'm telling
you the guitar solo in the songrise probably the best guitar solo since the
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turn of the century. Really fromyour Bettencourt is Laury Sharone. I mean
ye, Dream and Living Color inFebruary at the House of Blues and Anna
Bell will come up with a numberthat you're supposed to be the direct caller
too. Don't get it right now? Got it right now? She read
(50:37):
it? Okay, I want todo a little something called fun with AI
before it takes over and enslaves us. All great. I don't know if
you've heard this, but uh,Lauren Bobert, what a wonderful personality.
Bobo from Colorado? Oh yeah,oh yeah, well, uh they were
(51:00):
her and her man boy toy.They were at a production of the musical
Beetle Juice, right was it.They're in Denver. Yeah, she's vapant.
What you ain't supposed to do?He's feeling on all those implants that
he bought for ye, and shewas checking his in scene. Oh that's
(51:20):
a tailor joke, by the way, Beetle Juice. Oh yeah, same
three times. Hey. You knowshe's going through a divorce right now.
Yeah. Well, now she's gother a boy toy. Yeah, so
the husband bought her those, andso the new boy toy is now enjoying.
Yeah. Well, anyway, theywere asked to leave. Of course,
she threw a fit. Do youknow who I am? Do you
(51:44):
know who I am? Don't youknow who I? Am So this is
uh an artificial intelligent Lauren Bobert,which kind of goes together when you say
it. This is her explaining withher favorite president what happened. Okay,
ready, here you go. Heyfolks, it's me your favorite president and
me your favorite entitled little bit.Ha ha ha. That is what everyone's
(52:07):
been calling you ever since you gotkicked out of that theater in Colorado,
and also way before that. True, true, So what exactly happened that
night, Bobo? And what thehell were you doing in a theater for
five Well, mister Trump, meand my date, random white dude,
we're on our way to the demolitionderby in downtown Dinosaur when we stopped off
at the Blue Barnacle for a fewdrinks. How many is a few six
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shots of Quervo, two long Islandice teas, a pitcher of Barbarian streisand
four fireballs, a bottle of tacticalnuclear Penguin and two slippery nipples. That
seems like a lot, Oh,dude, We were just getting started.
After we did some rails off thetoilet seat in the ladies room. We
had two polygamy porters, and thenwe got a six pack of pathological loggers
to go. I'm guessing you werea little tipsy. We were sixs to
(52:52):
the wind. Bro. My headstill hurts. So how did you end
up at a performance of Beetle Juice? I have no idea what led you
being ejected from the show. AllI was doing was laughing and singing and
vaping and drinking and taking off myshoes and my panties. Why in hell
did you take off your panties?Well, it was a long crawl from
the bar, and I expected toget lucky later, so I wanted to
(53:13):
air out my beef curtains. Let'sunderstandable, and I is scary, but
it's funny. I know. Ijumped the gun a little. I just
couldn't wait. I just couldn't wait. That's called getting your ya yas out.
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That's this? Is that? Whatthat's called? That's a stone is
out in the tunnel? Anyway,good boarning. Do you know that the
iHeartRadio Music Festival is this weekend?Hers, But you don't need to travel
all the way to Nevada to enjoya Las Vegas Fountain show anymore. What
do you mean? Only twenty mileswest of Dallas in the heart of Grand
Prairie. The new free water andlight show in Loup open back in June.
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Inspired by the famous fountains at theBellagio Resort in Vegas, Illuvia adds
a little flare to itself. Inaddition to colorful dancing water, Illuvia cast
a shimmering image on the mists generatedby the fountains sixty foot tall columns of
water nine then make little images onthere. Located at the epic Central development
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in Grand Prairie off State High onesixty one, just north of Interstate twenty,
Illuvia is surrounded by family friendly activitieslook at That, from music and
art festivals to a water park,to an outdoor climbing park to restaurants.
Visitors can make the most of atrip to Grand Prairie before enjoying the evening
show at Illuvia. At That reallydoes look cool. The fountain operates during
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the day from eleven am to twopm and returns at three pm. The
lights at Illuvia are turned on nightlyat seven thirty, and the full experience
includes dancing water, lights, music, and video projection. It runs three
times per night at eight thirty ninethirty. I always love seeing the Bellaggio
fountains when you're walking. When you'rewalking by, you always stopped. Yes,
(55:09):
let's scared. Let's see all therestaurants and all that stuff right around
it. Take the cheerings with you, hey. In music news, this
was a big story over the weekend. Jan Venner, who co founded Rolling
Stone magazine and also was a cofounder of the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame, has been removed from theRock and Roll Hall of Fames Board of
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Directors after making comments that were seenas disparaging towards black and female musicians.
Mouth Yes Young Manner created a firestormdoing publicity for his new book, The
Masters, which features interviews with musiciansBob Dylan, Jerry Garcia, Mick Jagger,
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John Lennon, Bruce Springsteen, PeteTownsend, and YouTube's Bono All White
and all Me. Oh Man,what you got against women? Well asked
why he didn't interview women or blackmusicians. Let Her responded, it's not
that they're inarticulate. Although having adeep conversation with the Gray Slick or Janis
Joplin, please be my guest.You know, Joni Mitchell was not a
(56:15):
philosopher of rock and roll. Shedidn't, in my mind meet that test.
I mean, he really put hisfoot in his mouth his interview of
black artists. He said, youknow, Stevie Wonder genius, right.
I suppose when you use a wordas broad as masters, the fault is
using that word maybe Marvin Gay orCurtis Mayfield. I mean, they just
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didn't articulate at that level. Hewas talking about himself. These were the
people that he thought were mastress,and he didn't think that any women or
black musicians belonged in his list ofthe masters. Now him and his people
are doing a lot of damage control. Do you think it's going to change
any of the Rock and Roll Hallof Fame and ductees? No, they
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still don't know what they're doing.Hey, I would think that with him
out, maybe they're going to openup the door to like Foreigner and Sticks.
Well they should because he had abig beef. That's why Foreigner's not
in there, because him and MickJones had a verbal fight. Sometimes sounds
like he's a real chem Yeah,sound like he's a real Jerry call.
But the outraged Disney bosses had reportedlylaunched an investigation after horny employees at their
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Anaheim, California Amusement park were caughton camera twerking while dressed up as the
company's family friendly Carson. Several shockingvideos I tell You purportedly filmed proportedly filmed
on the Disneyland property shows workers wearingMini Mouse and Pluto costumes while performing the
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risky dance moves. Meanwhile, anothercontroversial clip depicts a life sized Pinocchio doll
placed in a position so as itto simulate a sex act on a Captain
Hook replica quote warning will ruin DisneyMagic Disney backstage end quote a caption for
that raunchy video. The declare asa warning for you. A number of
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the clips were posted to the TikTokaccount at illegal dot Disney, which aims
to share behind the scenes secrets andfootage from the Disney theme parks. Now,
how true is this? Is itreally Disney characters? Anybody can make
up some kind of video. Ofcourse, they say that that's just they
shouldn't be doing that. Man,disparaging the Disney characters to put a couple
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of those dull lips inside of them. Oh yeah, you would, no,
And you know they were just horsingaround they didn't know somebody was recording
them. Yeah alone. A healingand wellness center in Oregon called Epic Healing
Eugene opened back in June and theyoffer magic mushrooms for the public. The
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centers serve psilocybe and t to adultsover the age of twenty one. They
show up to an office suite tripon the magic mushrooms for about five or
six hours. Many users see vividgeometric shapes, lose their identity in the
moment, and feel home a onenesswith the universe. People have been so
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excited about messing around with the magicmushrooms that the center now has a wait
list of three thousand name Wow.And in case you are wondering, you
can't get any mushrooms to go,you must stay at the center until the
drug wears off. Dead gummis.They're gonna have some kind of scene.
Yeah So, And here's a morbidnew wellness trend that is gaining traction while
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it's making its way to New Yorkand Los Angeles. It's called death meditation,
and it involves you wrap your bodyup like a mummy where you can't
move. Then you write your owneulogy while imagining your decaying body lying in
the ground. That sounds like fun, doesn't that know? Wouldn't that bring
some positivity to your wellness? Thepractice, which has two and a half
(01:00:00):
million views on TikTok and classes poppingup on each coast, is a form
of exposure therapy designed to help peopleto come to terms with mortality. But
you don't have to be so negativeabout it. Now, if you're into
that bondushed, that's up to you. Extreme and Living Color tickets coming up
next on the Ball and the Showsee now. Ever, since he passed
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away, when I hear that song, I think of Randy Meisner now,
oh okay, yeah, because hepassed away. What a couple of weeks
ago? Oh well, all right, tickets to see Extreme and Living Color
at the House of Blues and Februarywent to Rick Gonzalez mid Luthian. We're
gonna go Rick. What's up?Ricky Jay? What you know? Tomorrow
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is another one of those toy boxtuesdays. Love those days. Anything you
have that you want to request fromthe archive, you just let me know
and I'll dig around till find it, okay, And if I don't find
it, I'll just tell you.I'm still digging, but I'll try dead
level. Damn yeah you will,all right, Neil Armstrong. We all
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know who Neil Armstrong is. Well, when he wasn't making history as the
first man to set foot on theMoon, he may have been relaxing at
his home in El Lago, Texas. Elago. Do you know where that
is now? Well, it's nowup for sale. The mid century home,
listed by Southeby's International Realty, ismore than two thousand, eight hundred
(01:01:31):
square feet and includes four bedrooms andtwo and a half bathrooms. It's l
logo Elmago. Yeah, that's whathe said, logo. I thought he
said, ill logo logo. Igotten pulled up here, but I still
don't know where it is. Don'tdon't say where it is here, Austin.
Well, maybe they don't want usto come by there. Maybe it's
near a lake, because that's whatLago is. Ah Well, Armstrong and
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fellow astronaut Ed White, who diedduring the Apollo one mission in nineteen sixty
seven, bought three lots of landto split between them. They built some
houses and lived next to each otherfor years and years and years. The
home which was built in nineteen sixtyfour, is currently listed for five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. Well that'snot bad. It's not really not,
(01:02:13):
you know, considering it's kind ofhistorical. So it makes sense because it's
near Houston. It's in Harris Countya logo. Yeah, so that's where
Nasha is outside of Houston, rightthere on Lake Shore Drive. It features
unique architectural details, including an originalrock fireplace, a pool with pink decking,
and vaulted ceilings. The home alsoincludes an updated kitchen, a study,
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an upstairs space that can be usedas game room or an extra bedroom,
and a porno watching room. WhatI made that? Yeah? I
made that up. You don't think, Neil Armstrong, I don't know.
It's lonely up there in Ederable Cay. Don't forget tomorrow at seven fifty another
chance to win tickets to see PeterGabriel at the American Airline Center October nineteenth
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day is just one of the greatshows that's headed our way. You can
find out who else has come ofthe town at lone star two five dot
com. And while you're there andgo to the website, check out the
bow and then show page grab theiHeartRadio app and take us with you wherever
you go. It's everything classic rock. One click away at lone Star ninety
two five dot com. All right, everybody out of the pool. The
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band's got the rock. It soundslike I'm on the Sopranos. Oh bang,
bands got the run. You know, we're just kind of haven't been
on the air in a while,and we just of course have no filter
between brain and mouth. Anyway,And as great as the Cowboys win was
(01:03:44):
yesterday, ye yes, I knowdeep inside they wanted Aaron Rodgers to be
the quarter Oh absolutely, they wantedto beat Aaron Rodgers as many times as
he's thrashed us with the Peckers Packershere. Yeah, then they wanted but
you know, and we didn't getthe chance to talk about that drubbing of
week one of the Giants. TheCowboys just oh yeah, wasn't that a
(01:04:08):
thing of beauty? Yeah? Shutthem out, voted to nothing. I
was so surprised that the Giants playedso poorly on their home turf. And
then yesterday we're sitting there watching theGiants game, thinking, you know,
they haven't scored a point all yet, all years, and then right after
we said that, bam, bam, bam, they come back and win
(01:04:30):
that game. Who are they playing? Oh, Cley, I can't remember.
It was Cleved Was it Cleveland orNo or Cincinnati? I don't know.
I don't really keep up with themunless we're playing. Did you guys
watch any of the Sunday Night game? Was that Zeke Elliott? Yeah?
I didn't. And the Patriots,that's all a little bit of it.
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I was watching Yellowstone because it wasafter the Cowboys game. They had sixty
minutes and then they played Yellowstone,which I had never seen. It's on
Paramount Plus, yes, but they'reairing it on CBS. I guess because
of the writer's strikes, because nobody'sstreaming, nobody's getting yes. Well,
but I think it's also because theydon't have anything to put on the networks
because of the strikes. They're usingit. You know what, it was
(01:05:14):
good late to the party stuff thatthey put on that they should have taken
off right after they put them off. Anyway, let's talk about some time
wasters. I know we got somecoming up, Yes, we do.
And if you missed it earlier,Bo was talking about this. The Rolling
Stones have hired the team that bringsthe world the Hulu series The Kardashian and
(01:05:35):
that of course, well, fortunatelythe Kardashians will not be part of this.
It's just the production team behind them. They're going to produce the new
documentary about the making of the RollingStones new album, Hackney Diamonds, and
there's going to be a special tributeto the late drummer Charlie Watts as part
of this documentary. So that's gonnabe pretty cool. We'll keep you posted
(01:05:56):
on that. You can read thewhole story on our page. You two
in Las Vegas of the weekend toshoot a video for a new song called
Atomic City during a surprise pop upconcert on Fremont Street in Vegas, and
drummer Larry Mullen joined them for thevideo shoot. You know, he's not
going to be part of that residencyin Las Vegas because he had back surgery,
right, so it's going to bepart of the video. He is
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part of the video, So checkout the fan video from the making of
that video. Dire Straits releasing anew concert collection Live nineteen seventy eight to
nineteen ninety two. It's going tocontain remastered, extended and unreleased recordings.
We've got that story up that youcan check out. Also some music videos.
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Chicago have taken the best of theirthree Christmas albums and they're gonna release
Chicago's Greatest Christmas Hits on November three, and Steve Miller's fiftieth anniversary edition of
his eighth album, nineteen seventy three'sThe Joker will be out this Friday.
Jade fifty The Evolution of the Joker. We've got a bunch of videos and
(01:06:57):
the whole story that you can checkout. Also the track listing for the
fiftieth anniversary collection. And in othertime wasters, sometimes you really really really
don't want Jesus to take the wheelputting you're on a plane. Check out
the video on the Bow and Thempage at lone star ninety two five dot
com. Oh see, you're notgonna tell us what it is. No,
you gotta go see for yourself.Okay, hold on loosely because this
(01:07:24):
show is loosely based on nothing.Yeah, based on we make it up
as we go along exactly. Hey, Hey, didn't our buddy Jim Peterick
just getting Royal to check because hewrote that he wrote that the guy from
IDEs of March. Yeah vehicle,your vehicle. So every time he hears
it, he goes chi ching yep. Yeah, he says thank you,
bowing them show. Yeah. Youknow he's gonna be thanking us tomorrow.
(01:07:46):
Is our friend, comedian Raj Sharma. He's joining us at eight ten tomorrow.
He's got a show at they AddisonImprov on Wednesday, all right,
and they'll stop by pay us avisit. And speaking of Wednesday, Wednesday
around eight ten as well, we'regonna have a president in the general manager,
Mark Faber of Texas Motor Speedway joinus here on the bow and them
(01:08:06):
show. You know, it israce week, right. We had the
elimination race in Bristol on Saturday night. The round of sixteen is now down
to the round of twelve. DannyHamlin won that race. Kevin Harvick is
out r championship for him. It'shis last year, so that's kind of
sad to see. But they willall be here this weekend for a playoffs
(01:08:30):
weekend. The Exfinity race on Saturday. I have not seen the Bristol Exfinity
Race. I'm gonna watch that today. But the Cup race Round of twelve
comes to Texas Motor Speedway. Arewe supposed to be broadcasting out there?
We will be broadcasting live Sunday froma ten of noon. Cool because I
wasn't really sure when. Now Iknow what time to show up. Yeah,
(01:08:50):
just we'll just take a look atour calendar and the day before I
guess you just send me an emaillet me know the todd email and a
text. Yeah, follow up witha phone call here. Now up next
is our aftershow decompression session. Well, we just try to go, but
(01:09:11):
we can talk about our time off, what we did, we didn't do.
We'll show movie slides. Yes,got pictures on my phone. That's
right, y'all. Hold the phoneup to the microphone show everybody can see.
And I can maybe tell you aboutmy first ever m seeing a baby
shower. That's the first ever I'veheard of anybody doing that. That's the
first time. That's the first babyshower I've ever been to. And you
(01:09:34):
said there was no gender reveal.No gender reveal. Nobody needs to know.
They want to be surprised. That'sthe first baby shower with an MC
that I've ever heard of. Thatweird. I met Bob Barker, didn't
even a wireless microphone a full soundsystem. I mean, I rock it.
Did they have a band to playat? Oh? Man, I
want to save the money on theMC and gotten a band. Could have
(01:09:56):
had the babies show up? Couldthe baby that would have been good.
I don't think John Waite would havedone it for free times in its own
extension, Corse, Brandy and theNutbumps might play good of it. Yeah,
but they were there, and wewere there, and he were there.
It just didn't work. It didn'twork out. That's that's just how
it is in life. Sometimes justdon't work out. It seems good on
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paper, but when you try toput paper into the microphone, it's like,
Man, hey, you watched alot of football over the week.
Hell yeah, I do. Evera weekend a lot of college with football
out of college football for all theteams won. So we'll see you tomorrow
for a toy box Tuesday. Soif you can think of anything that we
(01:10:38):
may have missed that we haven't playedin a while, let me know.
We've got a couple of birthdays.I want to acknowledge tomorrow today people that
have been on the show, andwe'll see if we can make something at
least mildly entertained. More tickets ofPeter Gabriel and then, of course at
ATE forty the Extreme Living Color Showcoming the House of Foods and Brewery end
(01:10:59):
up. Next there's our aftershow decompressionsession. We'll see you, then,
we'll see you Tomorrow's bye.
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