The Bo and Them Full Show - Holiday Funnies from Archive, Mark Farner Calls In - November 27, 2023 (Ep 1055)

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Episode Transcript

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Well now this earlier yellow morning,y'all go morning. How's it going fine?
Yeah, everybody have a nice Thanksgivingholiday. You know, you know
what happens right or Thanksgiving holiday?What we kick off our Christmas holiday?
Right the bow in them show?And I was gonna be all festive.

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I wanted to look the part.I wanted to show my Christmas spirit.
And then I go in and lookat my clock, and I realized what
horror. Something was gone. No, somebody stole in Santa Claus suit.
Somebody ripped off my beard, hadand boots. I coulda been all festive

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here for the opening of our Christmasseason. You're on the bow with them
show, But no, dunbody doneripped me off, and that just ruins
the first day of Christmas. Sorry, Bob. Oh, hell will be
all right because it is now officiallyit's not even December, but we're still

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into it. Oh yeah, don'tyeah, game gave me hang dang,
you just have to wait. Allright, let's bring it down down here
we go? Okayool, look likeI sure hope they find it before the

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holidays. Old somebody stole my sunsoon, somebody written all my beard and
some little fact was all for evenall the swimp the fillow off my bed.
Now, wasn't my kids going throughthings? If Santa is a note?

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But where always my man that getupset? Me? Back to bundle
the loo. The beard lone onesfor ninety so so her you can keep
the soup. I don't give upher load. Go to use the word
stronger than hoots, but nah,there's too many kids that haven't been let

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out of school yet. That's right. For the Christmas holidays, wow,
you know, you get around Christmasand I don't even think about the holiday
itself. I just think about lookat all the cool Christmas crap. I
get to play here because we gotto, Yes, you do forty years
worth of Christmas. Goody, Lordof vaults, and we are going to

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jump into that vault a little bithere today. And of course we have
keeping with the spirit. More ticketsto see the Trans Siberian Orchestra event this
weekend. No it's December eighth,December half this weekend, but the weekend
after the Friday after this Friday,oh Friday, you know, after all
these days off, my brain kindof scrambled here and a chance to win

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tickets to see Who is this ShakyGray? You know this guy. Yeah,
he's playing a special show for WildTurkey and iHeart Radio on December fifth.
We got tickets, all right,so that'll be eight forty and we're
celebrating today. Yes, are youready? Cyber Monday. Cyber Monday the

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Internet's answer to brick and mortar holidayshopping. Unlike Black Friday, Cyber Monday
gives you a chance to shop thoseamazing Black Friday deals from the comfort of
your couch or office. Never wonderwhat the number one thing sold on Cyber
Monday is. TVs Electronics, Apple, iPod Oh yeah, okay, that
makes sense. Easy to ship,and customers will spend a total of eleven

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point three billion dollars today. Theaverage American plans to spend between five hundred
dollars and one thousand dollars Brack Fridayand Cyber Monday. Forty three percent of
Cyber Monday sales come from smartphones,and US buyer activity increases by five hundred
and twelve percent on Cyber Monday comparedto an average day. That does not

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surprise me. A lot of peoplelove shopping at home. I know it's
easier than going to the mall andhaving to fight all these people that are
elbow to elbow with you trying toget the same thing you're trying to get
for your PI. And you justhave to worry about porch firants, Biggs.
Oh exactly, you gotta watch out. And of course there's so many
parents out there that have like youngteenagers and they are ready to throw a

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fit if they don't get the newiPhone this Christmas roll well boo hoo hoo.
So how do you get it?You gotta order. You can't go
into the store and expecting me instock word it right, Oh my god,
thousand dollars. Yeah, you haveto take out a second mortgage to
get a new I phone. Here'syou know, there's always something to eat
on days. It's National Bavarian CreamPie. Yeah, and it's also Pie

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in the Face Day, so ithits the face with a Bavarian cream pie
to day. You've celebrated both daysproperly. Go ahead, let your inner
three stoochies. The three of usis backed away from each other a couple
of steps. A National Craft JerkyDay. Guys that actually you know make
jerky. I know them friend namedBig John Dyer. He makes that and

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it's really good. But the craftof a k like mac and cheese.
They're making jerky, No, nomade beef jerky, beef jerky made at
your house. I still miss MachoMan. Randy's having to go. Oh
brother, it's a turtle Adoption Day. I guess you could keep them in
your sink. I think what youdo is you adopt them by paying for

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all of the rescue efforts on SouthPadre Island. That's what they're to get,
those those beer tanned plastic things offturned neck that they have their babies.
You're sponsoring rescue animals. Make mefeel a little better about myself.
What a jerk I am the restof the time. National Pins and Needles

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Day, because you know, there'ssome people who could go off at any
minute and ruin everybody's days. Soyou got to walk on pins and needles
when talking to them. I knowmore than a few folks like that.
That should have been Thanksgiving. Don'tyou think it? Needles Day? Because
they're all around you and they're justwaiting to start a fight over something.

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And it's National Electric Guitar Day,Okay, celebrated on the birthday of Jimmy
Hendrix, who would have turned eightyone today. And we got plenty of
electric guitars when the music coming upthis morning, and you'll have to identify
some guitarists to win those Trans SiberianOrchestra tough. You'll see how sneaky I

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am almost show today. I believewe got mister Mark Farner on the show
from Grand Funk. Well, rememberhim, Mark Farner on the show today.
We've talked to him before, butI just loved Grand Funk back in
the day. Wasn't that one ofyour first shows? It was my second
concept. Hey fright, let's dothe morning stretch. We'll get ready for
sports through all sorts as we giveyou one of the Dallas Forts Classic cron

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lone Star ninety two to five,and we're having a swinging time in here.
That's Monday, hardly after a niceholiday of vacation. Yeah, and
a nice Cowboys win. I bringsus into sports of all sorts. The
Cowboys kind of on a little hotstreak with some very convincing wins, most
of them from fair to midland teams. Still they can only play who is

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scheduled. And now things get alittle harder. After beating up on the
likes of the Carolina Panthers and WashingtonCommanders, because everybody else beats up on
them, they step up in competitionby hosting the Seattle Seahawks Thursday night at
Jerry World for Thursday Night Football.The Cowboys are eight and three, the
Seahawks are six and five, butSeattle is on a two game losing streak,

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which kind of makes them dangerous.Yeah, I mean they might be
due, so want to be alittle hungrier, don't you think. Yeah?
Well, on Thanksgiving the forty nineErs routed them, and according to
a DraftKings sportsbook, Dallas is aseven point favorite over the Seahawks. Cowboys
will be at home, which isan enormous advantage for the team recently,
as they're writing a thirteen game winstreak at Jerry World, Dallas has been

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blowing teams out at home, andnot just by ten or fourteen points,
by three or four touchdowns. Yeah. Now, kickoff on Thursday will be
at seven point fifteen. And ohyeah, Jerry finally pulled that big stick
out of his keyster and is finallygoing to put Jimmy Johnson in the Cowboys'
ring of Honors. That news mademe so so happy. Well, but

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what are you going to be sucha dick about it up until now?
You know, because you have hada little fight and both of you went
away and palladed. You're not gonnaput him in. But now Jerry's adyl
okay. I think after he announcedthat DeMarcus Ware was gonna be in the
Ring of Honor before Jimmy Johnson andeverybody started bitching, what about Jimmy?
What about Jimmy that he finally tooknotes? There you go, there you

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go. There is more Cowboys news. It really doesn't have anything to do
with football, but it just warmsmy heart. Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott
and his lovely girlfriend Sarah Jane Ramosare expecting a baby. Dan be a
dad day. Yes he is dadDad Prescott. The come mainly announcement just

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two days after Dak and his teamwon against the Washington Commanders on Thanksgiving Day,
so they have lots to be thankfulfor. Ramos shared a series of
maternity phonos on Instagram, showing offher baby bump. And it's pretty little
baby bump. She pretty bumpy.Yeah, she's pretty bumpy. I'm thinking
around six seven months, so thatbaby may be here before you know it.

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It's gonna be a biggin Although Prescottand Ramos have not revealed any details
about the pregnancy, including when thebaby is due, Dak Prescott shared that
Ramos's post to his Instagram story withthe captions beyond blessed and girl dad incoming.
Oh Daddy, I just know it. Gold be a dad dad in

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more Dallas Cowboys news that has nothingat all to do with football. Dun't
da quarterback John Kittna. I'm sorry. The daughter of former Dallas quarterback John
Kittna is making a name for herselfin the NFL as a shoe artist.
Check this out. Current Cowboys Allpros Dak Prescott and MICHAEH. Parsons are
among her clients for custom cleats shedesigns herself called Fancy Footwork and some of

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that designer footwear. It was ondisplay during Thursday's Thanksgiving Day game at AT
and T Stadium. Her name isJada Henderson. She is a former TCU
student. She's up in Michigan now, but she said the Cowboys equipment department
keeps her busy with players requests andshe booked up with fancy footwork orders for
the next three months. Go manal. Yes, speaking of Cowboys, you

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know we touched on this before wewent off for a week. Cowboys cornerback
Duran Bland has set an NFL recordwith his fifth interception return for a touchdown
this season. Bland's sixty three yardpick six. Did you see that against
the Commanders? He intercepted it andthen turned the flip and got up and
kept on run. It was awesome. That was an exclamation point as the

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Cowboys pulled away in the fourth quarterof a forty five to ten Thanksgiving victory
over the Commanders on Thursday. Blandcame into the game, sharing the NFL
record with Philadelphia Eagles Eric Allen backin nineteen ninety three, Kansas City's Jim
Kearney in nineteen seventy two, andhere's one Houston's Ken Houston in nineteen seventy
one. Wow, that's how longthis record'll be aloud? Now? Bland,

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who is anything but Bland, holdsthe record all by himself. About
that and following a tumultuous Saturday eveningof rumors surrounding who would lead the t
A and m Aggis as They're headcoach in twenty twenty four. Multiple reports
have surfaced naming Duke head coach MikeElko as the next candidate to lead the
Aggies following the conclusion of this season. Ever since the news broke that A

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and M had parted ways with jimboFisher and gave him sremony seven million damn
dollar, Elko has been a prospectivecandidate to Phil they can see, having
previously coaching the Aggies from twenty eighteento twenty and twenty and one. How
do you feel about that? Bo? Do you don't even know the guy?
I have known he was there twentyeighteen to twenty twenty one, so

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well, he must not have madea big impact because I don't remember his
ass. Yeah, he's a littlelow under the radar. And just to
Tad, just Tad there. TheTexas Longhorn their opponent for the upcoming Big
twelve Championship game. Longhards are gonnaface Oklahoma State at Jerry World in Arlington
to decide the conference champion this Saturday. Oklahoma State secured their spo after a

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comfort behind double overtime forty to thirtyfour win against BYU in the regular season
finale. Given the Big Twelves realignmentthis offseason, the Longhorns did not face
the Cowboys this year, first timesince nineteen ninety five the two squads did
not meet in the regular season.Of course, the Oklahoma State Cowboys beat
the Sooners, didn't they hah heckkick off for the Big twelve championship game.

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He's slated for eleven am this Saturdayat Jerry World, and you're gonna
be watching. I'm sure I'm gonnabe watching from Canada, so hopefully I
can find them all. That's you'reCanada. It's with the family. Well.
Over the past week, the DallasMavericks were taking on the whole state
of California. They lost to theSacramento Kings a week ago yesterday at the
American Airline Center. Then they jettedto the West Coast for a game against

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the Lakers, which the MAVs won. After that game, they played the
other LA team, the Clippers,last Saturday, and got humbled by them
to the tune of one hundred andseven to eighty eight, a season low
points for the Mavericks. Dad Lukahurt his left thumber in the first quarter,
but shook that off to pour ina game high thirty points to go
with for assists, two steals intwo bucks and his backcourt makee. Kyrie

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Irving added twenty six points on elevenof twenty two shots and six rebounds,
But the rest of the MAVs werein a funk and only scored thirty two
points who were just eleven of fortytwo from the floor. Like we said
many times before, one guy doesnot make a team. True. The
MAVs come limping back home for agame against Houston tomorrow night. Tip off
is at seven thirty, and yourDallas Stars had a week pretty much lacked

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the MAVs did. They lost toColorado a week ago Saturday, and then
the following Monday, they got anice sixty three win over the New York
Rangers, but the thrill of victoryturned into the agony of defeat. By
the way, that is a linefrom ABC's Wide World Sports TV show The
guy that would like crash on theSki on the Ski Show on the Other

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Guy Summer All No, No,it was ye Dick eversol No, I
got a defeat. Look up.Who is the host of ABC's Wild Worst
stump. Anyway, the Stars lostin overtime to the defending Stanley Cup champs,
the Vegas Golden Knights last Wednesday.Then my boy Jeff K texted me

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and said, you want four ticketsa Friday's game against the Calgary Flames.
Naturally, I was fonded with ahardy hell yeah yeah man. Stars got
hammered that night, seven to four. But Jeff, you de man man,
thank you very much. Up nextfor Dallas is a trip to the
Great White North tomorrow night to takeon we in the Pig, and then
a trip to Calgary to play theFlames again to close out the month of
November. This coming Thursday, wasit jimmyckay, Jim McKay, that's where

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you go. Jim McKay hosted ABC'sWide World of Sports. But everybody remembers
that guy on the ski jump whobusts his ass, And people were calling
ABC said did that guy live?And of course they say, we couldn't
have shown it if he died,So I bet he's still walking with a
limp. Though he started with suchgreat form too, you remember were cocked
and then oh my god. Sofor those of you who just can't get

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enough pickle ball into your system.And you know I've tried. I don't
know what to do. I gottamake more room inside me somewhere. Pickleball
twenty four hours a day. It'scoming people. What Professional Pickleball Association people
have now signed the deal to launchthe Pickleball TV network network, never all

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TV, rather for the abbreviation pbtvb let that run through your dirty mind,
that money tell me. It's twentyfour hours of pickleball, airing thirty
top level PPA Tour and Major LeaguePickleball team events, original programming, and
a weekly studio news show about pigleball. I don't know if I want to

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watch that much pickleball. That's alot. I don't know if anything I
could watch that much. It maybe porn, but yeah, you won't
play that. There is the pickleballpaddle bow just for you. That was
in a movie. I saw aprison full file coming up next on the
ball and them dogs. Oh yeah, Dallas wors Klasa gronk lone Star ninety

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two to five coming up. We'regonna pull a little something out of the
old Christmas archives. It's the infamousChristmas tree taper that happened around here.
Tell you about that in just asecond. But let's get into the business
at hand, the freaking full file. A court in South Korea has slapped
twenty three year old Jung U Jungwith a life sentence after she was convicted

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of committing a murder because she justwanted to try it out and was curious
how it feels to kill someone.You can watch movies for that. That's
horrible. Jo Jung said to befixated on true crime shows and novels,
had scored highly on psychopath tests.Why am I not surprised? The evidence

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showed that she used an app tofind and target an English teacher no dressed
in a uniform she bought online.Your jungk showed up at the teacher's home
for a lesson, well private lesson. That teacher was stabbed over one hundred
times by her, who then dismemberedthe body and took a ride in a
taxi to disperse some of the remainsnear a river. It was a taxi

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driver who tipped off the police,reporting that this lady just dumped a blood
soaked suitcase in the woods. Wellcops founder and investigation revealed an online browsing
history filled with searches on how tokill someone and how to get rid of
a body. You know they're goingto find that, and you search your
past searches and then you're done for. She should have done a little bit

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more research, yeah, I wouldsay. And a woman in Florida begged
on her knees. She begged SWATteam officers not to take her adult toy
away from her while searching her backpackfor Droidit wait, wait, an adult
toy for a woman, Yeah,means it probably went. She just really
needed the batteries, that's why.Yeah, that's totally innocent. While conducting

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last week's search, loose volume andmeth were found in the twenty seven year
old Ariella Messina's backpack, along witha blue bedroom aid, which Messini really
wanted to hang on too. Turnsout the woman was on probation for her
previous cocaine use and was booked intothe Martin County Jail with two felony charges
of possession of a controlled substance withouta prescription. She is currently being held

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in lieu of ten thousand dollars bond. She later said that she always carries
her little cooch toy with her everywhereshe goes. Oh no, in case
the mood strikes her. Yeah,and here's an episode of when that happened.
She once got arrested because the moodstruck her while watching a movie in
the theater. Oh God, managementcall the cops on her because she was

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moaning and growing louder than the movie. Wow, Wow, Well do you
get home or go the bathroom orsomething? God, the Mighty kids are
trying to watch Mary Poppin's U doingless. A woman named Kimberly Arisi has
been left high and dry after sellingher apartment along with all of its furnishing,

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while prepping to embark on a threeyear cruise, and that three year
cruise God has now been canceled twoweeks before it was scheduled to set sail
Life at Sea Cruises first three yearsales sold for around thirty thousand dollars per
year and promise to court in onehundred and thirty five countries. However,

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multiple passengers, including Kimberly, havenow been left stranded after the company admitted
they could no longer afford the multimilliondollar ship. We'll get you a smaller
shipping yeah, right. The corporationhoping that they're gesture to house passengers until
December one, just a couple ofdays from now, and pay them back
in monthly installs will be enough topacify the very disappointed map with passengers.

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But this woman now doesn't have aplace to live or anything to put in
a place that she no longer has. So I think lawsuit. I think
yet, I think a lawsuit mightbe an order. He's not only going
to get her money back to thirtythousand dollars, she's going to get more
than that. He may get hera little mansion in the woods. And
the cruise lines response to all thesepoor people was, oh, we don't
have the boat. We don't havethe boat. We don't have it.

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I can't pay for the boat,so your sol there's no boats. Thanks
for your ninety thousand dollars. AFlorida man is behind bars after he unfortunately
assaulted his wife of forty years.Guys, what did he use? What
is package of oreos? A packageof oreos? Apparently he went at it
on his wife extra pissed and hisweapon was a package of oreos. What

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flavor? I don't know, copsays seventy year old John Sandoval was so
pissed that there was no water inthe coffee machine on a fence. He
blamed on his wife, punishable bythrowing a package of oreos at her.
He tossed the cookie, struck herin the chest, and the force of
it allegedly knocked her down to thefloor. Sandaval Is then alleged to have

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put his hand on her throat,but did not restrict her airway. Police
erect to Sandoval and charge him withdomestic battery. No, wait a minute.
You know how hard you'd have tothrow a box of oreole cookies and
someone to knock them over. Youhad to eject it from a big old
barrel or somethid. This was notthe first time for her to call police.

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This was probably not the first timethat he scared her like that.
Well, he knocked her off herfeet, and I guess that was enough
to get it ugly. See ifyou use fig Newton's it wouldn't hurt his
back very soft. Oh, here'sone of those get ready. Doctors in
Missouri got the shock of their livesduring a routine colonoscopy when they came across

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a fully grown and fully developed flyliving in this guy's colon. The sixty
three year old man had shown upfor our routine colon cancer screening earlier this
year, in doctors at a Missourihospital conducted a colon oscoby, a procedure
where a camera goes up the fudgetunnel and checks for any abnormalities. Well,

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that is exactly what the physicians foundwhile exploring the patient's traverse colon,
which is the area at the topof the large intestine, A fully grown
fly that had somehow survived the gastricacid and was just chilling deep inside this
man's butt. Although no one trulyknows how the fly ended up inside the
man's intestines, it is a knownfact that fly larvae laid in fruits and

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vegetables can sometimes survive our stomach acidand hatch into our intestines because they can
lay the eggs on the pizza you'reeating and you don't know it. However,
the patient had only consumed clear liquidsthe day before, because that's what
you gotta do, yeah, asper doctor's recommendation. The day before his
twenty four hour fast, he hadeaten pizza and let us but did not

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recall seeing a fly or anything elsein his food. Well, guess what,
there was a fly and he's nowgone from maggot to actual fly in
your fudge. Tu, I can'tbelieve that he didn't come out with the
poop there, bo, I guessthat fly just whole long to dear life?
There? Do we not have agreat premise for a new horror movie
here? I'm asking it was ahorror movie like the Fly? Remember the

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Fly? Yes, this time thefly comes out. The guys ask fly
the poop edition. Oh my god. All right, let's get get something
out of the old Christmas toy box. Here, Hold on a Trans Siberian
Orchestra coming to Dicky's Arena a weekfrom this Friday, and we have your
chance to win tickets coming up nexthour. But they're not the only great
shows coming to North Texas. Ifyou want to know who's coming to town,

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you can get concert info on demandright now at lone Star ninety two
to five dot com and walk you'rethere. Check out the Bow and Them
show page, grab the iHeartRadio app. So wherever you go this holiday season,
you can take us with you.It's everything classic rock on lone Star
ninety two to five dot com.I don't even sleep all night long.

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I don't know what I will stayup all nothing, No, you won't.
You may think you're gonna stay upall night, yeah, but usually
around ten ten thirty you'll hit thewall. If it's on the weekend,
I'll wait till lem livem sleven thirty. But eventually the Sandman's gonna sprinkle that
stuff in your eyes and you go, oh, I gotta go to bed.
By the way, speaking to JoeWalsh, Joe turns seventy six years

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old a week ago today. Wayto go, Joe. Happy birthday,
Joe. And of course he's oneof the great guitarists of all time.
And it's a it's a guitar player'sday, Electric guitar day. So you're
going to have to identify mystery licks. In other words, it'll be licks
from a famous guitarist in a bandyou know and you have. Don't tell
me the band, you tell methe guitars. Okay, okay, that's

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for trans Siberian, aren't it cool? Idea? I love it? Well,
Now got a little something for youbecause it's now Christmas time, so
let's look into the Christmas toy box. Shall we Oh god, Oh,
it's Christmas time, a time forgetting together with friends. You've lost touch
with family you don't see any othertime of the year. Time to catch

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up and realize how unbelievably stupid theyare. Self centered, stuck up,
greedy, bigoted, ugly, arrogance. Oh and worst of all, man,
no wonder. We can only standto do this once a year.
Happy Holidays. This is a festiveday up here. The station's getting this

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Christmas tree. She come on,well, home home, no will,
no will hawke? The hell didangels? We heard all high and old.
Let's know you Christmas here, butahead, Christmas here? Yeah,
I'd just like to thank skill itfor ruining Christmas. Stop learning a trip
on the Marine Dale. What's wrong? I stayed up half the night streaming

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pop for the station Christmas tree,and this long gutted food eight to pop
called off the stream. You didn'thave no steals at your crib? Were
the strand did? I struggled thepop corn on right, I heard the
floss my teeth, Get the colonelsout there. Way to go screw over?

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I hope the ghost awful rule Bakerhants your ad this criminal live me,
Lord, put up out the way. Let me spread a little Christmas
chair up around here, man,yeah, spriaky door. Say look,
Jim, I did make call asandy clothes out of a ripple bottle.
Y'all can put it on the tree. They ain't finnabre no popcorn string or

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shut up man and check this out. I got your Christmas call Christmas carr.
Yeah heah, let's see you sayMerry Christmas and a prosperous new year
for you. Your buddies be Woogieand scar. That's from the heart.
We'll give it. You mean I'llput it on the tree. Oh oh

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no, no, no, nono, I'm saving money this year by
buying one car and going around readingit to everybody. Now at this time
again, y'all number doings less functionthan him. I'm going because the old
professor come from the Brooking home.Oh it's cruel. The TV wants brinkfrigerator
wants washing machine, will drink apardon woking to home. All I got

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for Christmas every year wants a sticka stick yain't lord see I take that
stick over to the park City theday after Christmas, beat up the rich
white kids and take their if theyhadn't married Christmas so did I. You're
gonna steal over and got a lotof help that. I hope y'all get

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what you want instead of what youdeserve. This Christmas, Dark Professor,
we will again stealing everybody. Oh, Bubba, can it be Christmas already?
Yes? Berne, Time to decoratethat tree? And do you know
where folks can find the best Christmastree balls? Of course, at Burn
and Bubba's Christmas Hut, we havethe area's finest assortment of round ornaments.

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Come on down and look at ourballs. We have silver, pink,
green, purple, and other festivecolors not available elsewhere. Bubba is right.
Once you see them, you willwant to get your hands on our
balls. Also, at Vern andBubba's Christmas Hut, we know how hectic
this time of year can be.That's right. That's why we have a
twenty four hour ornament drive through foryour convenience, so you can stop by

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and grab our balls any time.We carry the finest round Christmas decorations available.
Our balls are blown by European craftsmenand everyone comes with a guarantee.
Because at Vern and Bubba's Christmas Hut. We stand behind our balls, thank
you. Christmas is Ruined Again.Dallas Horse Classic Rogelon Star ninety two,

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Fine Ottle Punk of Dixie Land,laying around here somewhere. Oh wait that
was just it, wasnt it?Yeah? Okay, coming up, I
gotta play a song from the ChristmasToy Box. It's a song that we
play each year, and if wedon't play it then I get heat from
all you rescuals. Serious, I'mgonna do it on our first day of

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going into the Christmas Toy Box.Okay, that's coming up next. But
you know what's coming up right now? A chance to learn a little.
It's time for the educational part ofthe show. It's time for did you
know? Here's some facts you probablydidn't know, but you're fitn' doe.
Okay. For example, did youknow there are more than thirty six thousand

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McDonald's restaurants in the world, yetit is still only the second largest fast
food chain on this planet? Reallyone, I guess what the largest is?
What geez Burger king? No,no, no, no. Subway
is bigger than McDonald's. I know, I know. Did you know?
Scientists believe that we eat around fivegrams of microplastics every single week. Delicious.

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That's about what a credit card weighs. Think about that, Wow,
because it's like tiny, tiny,tiny, and it's all right. You
remember the freaking full foul story youjust did about the guy with the full
grown fly living in his intestine.Yeah, Well, a twenty eight year
old patient named art Yam Sidorkin inhaledthe seed of a fir tree, which

(31:25):
sprouted and grew in his lungs.No doctors thought they were dealing with a
tumor and were stunned when they madethe discovery. It was already starting to
form leaves, it was, butit is long. Damn. Don't you
think that might be a nagging coffeelike leaves? Did you know there are

(31:47):
some moths that will drink your bloodwhile you're asleep. They're called vampire moths,
and they do this to other mammalsas well. In fact, they
can suck your blood for almost anhour before they quit and go. But
you'll never know it. Oh,you'll never know it. Did you know?
Speaking of insects, you have betweenone hundred thousand and ten million dust

(32:09):
mites living in your bed Oh yeah, yeah, but don't worry. They
just want to eat your dead skin. That's all. Speaking of dead skin,
the air in a busy indoor trainstation like Grand Central Station, yeah,
contains ten percent of floating dead skinin the air. Yeah, that
doesn't surprise me. Yeah, sowe're breathing it in constantly. Can you

(32:32):
imagine what it is at the downtowncraig ol bustags. Now that's funky.
Even though it ain't a train,it's still funky. Did you know the
dead outnumber the living fifteen to oneBack in nineteen sixty eighth the dead out
number the living twenty nine to one. Oh, I guess we're taking better
care of ours out horror movie idea. Yeah. Really? Did you know

(32:55):
why you never see Andy's dad inthe movie toyst Yeah, you'd see his
mom, which you don't see hisdad. Oh, he was not animated
and included in the movie. Becauseof budget cuts. They had to get
rid of the whole character. Becauseof budget cuts, you have to keep
the mom, but getrit of theget rid of the dad. Just mentioned

(33:17):
it. It's just a cartoon character, I know. Did you know,
whether you realize it or not,you will spend sixty percent of a conversation
talking about yourself. If that creepsup to eighty percent, you're just being
a dick. And did you knowthe closed doors button on an elevator doesn't
do anything? Are you saying itdoesn't do a damn thing? Oh my

(33:38):
gosh, I keep pushing it.Yeah, And if it doesn't ever close,
does it doesn't listen to me.The actual closed door function can only
be accessed by workers and emergency respondersusing a special key, of course,
So stop prison on the door buttonbecause they work your home. For Dallas
fort Worst Classic rock alone star ninetytwo to five White Snake, you just

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get right in your face when theywalk out on stage. And he always
performed with a fan blowing right inhis face. Remember David Coverdale, so
his hair would look all hearts likea supermodel. Oh yes, that's what
it is. Coming up. We'regonna give you a chance to win.
So those trains Siberian Orchestra tickets.It's Electric Guitar Day, So you have

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to identify four mystery rips from fourdifferent guitars. Tell me who the guitars
are, and I'll give you thetickets. Okay, Cool, idea.
I got to give a shout outto Ernest. Ernest bought me a beer
at east Side in downtown Denton becauseI was wearing my Texas Rangers World Series
Champion hat and he was wearing onetoo. You're best friends, now,

(34:43):
thank you. At This wasn't likea bow fan that went, oh my
god, no, no robber.He had no idea the Rangers hat just
because of the hats. Okay,buy me a beer. I'll damn sure
drink it. You'll wear that hatmore often, now, believe that.
Okay, So we're reaching into theChristmas toy box archives here, because you
know, after Thanksgiving, Christmas iseverywhere. Go into any store, go

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into someone's house, and you'll seeChristmas decorations here, there and everywhere.
I have one Christmas tree up,two to go. You're gonna put up
two more tree wee trees for anna, uh huh o, my Dallas Cowboys
tree, which is aluminum tree.And then I have my massive tree in
the living room and the guest bedroomtree. That one's up already guest bedroom

(35:31):
Christmas tree. Well you oh saddleson. They got a leaf presence under
one of those trees. So don'tget greedy, or you'll get ashes and
switches at a lump of cold Whatif I give them a massage? Hey?
Now, okay, this show,this show took another dark turn and
it wasn't my fault this time.Thanks for the visual here, really,

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okay, let's play one from theChristmas toy box. You know, speaking
of Christmas trees, what do youput on top of your tree? I
have a star on one and aFather Christmas on another, and then a
Dallas Cowboys Santa hat on the CowboysChristmas tree. You don't put an angel
at the top of your Christmas tree? No? Oh, well, that's

(36:15):
just wrong. You don't put anangel on you have an angel on the
top of yours. Uh. WhenI put it up, I will just
think about think about the angel ontop of the Christmas tree. Okay,
yety, yay, yay. Isit the Christmas tree? No, honey,
this year, we're going to putan angel on top of the tree

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because an angel reminds us of thebaby Jesus and why do we celebrate Christmas?
Oh? Okay, okay, let'smake sure none. Let Daddy climb
the ladder. I want to climbthe ladder. I'll do it, honey,
I'll do it. That's sure,a beautiful angel. I'm okay,

(36:59):
I'll just little. How's that?Is that good? It's cooked? Well,
I can fix that. How aboutnow? How's it now? It
leans to the road? Oh?Oh, it's mut How about now?

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Is it still leaning? Now?It leans to the laugh? What gentle?
Gentle? Okay? How about now? Is that good? Can you
push it any further down? Oh? No, no, that's beautiful?
Oh yeah right, not from whereI'm sitting. I'd like to find the

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guy who'd done you all and stuckmy bood of on this Christmas tree.
Put the stuff in the rump bumpodicky gender and maramma lamating dog who stood
the wood, wear a poop poopshe poop poop. Put the stick of

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my hip? Did it? Didn't? Ooo? Was that man? He
shoved it up my can and leftme stranded on this Christmas tree? When
this angel heard, jump up,up up, jump up up a dreadful
few and ride into my heart thosepine tree neil sting me rammagem maramma jem

(38:34):
nimma ding dong. He'll never knowhow much that's smart. So who put
the stuff in my rump up upup food too. Con gendert in Maramma
lamating dog who stood the wood werea poop ship poop shi poop poop.
Put the stick of my hip,did it did a foot, took that
bush and grand it in my too. He made this angel bed for mercy.

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Please Each night when I'm alone,scotch discratched, scratch, scotch scratch,
scratch his shoe. It sets mytiny bottom of the glow. And
every time I wait, slifted anddidn't slifted and did a little further.

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It goes. That's you're a beautifulangel. What's the matter when you start
pretty stocks? Just think about thatwhen you're cramming that angel on top of

(39:44):
the tree. He's got feelings too, round and rounds and goals where it
stops, nobody cares fell its forest. Classic Rock a Loon Star ninety two
five coming out. We're gonna talkto Mark Farner. That name may not
sound familiar to some of you Generationzis. He was in a band called
Grand Falk Railroad, which was very, very successful back in the seventies into

(40:07):
the eighties. So he's got somethingnew he wants to help, but Salesley's
heir, Why not Mark? Okay, let's give away this pair of Trans
Siberian Orchestra tickets. Now you're gonnahave to pay attention. Why because I
like to watch you suffer. No, I just wanted to make it at
least challenging, because you guys aregetting too smart. I get caught on

(40:29):
the very first one. So I'mgonna make it a little tougher because today
is Electric Guitar Day. Here arefour electric guitarists. You name them.
You don't have to tell me thename of the song. It might help
if you knew, But you tellme. You're getting the panda right with.
Okay, everybody's gonna play along,all right, Name these four guitarists.

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Now, those are four very veryvery well known guitar very famous,
very famous. Let's play it again, please, I'm gonna play a couple
more times. Listen again. Ifinally yeah, I think a probably sorry,

(41:32):
I'm a chicken scrash bro Yes,oh yeah, you got it,
yes some time? Hey, Ogot them all? Got them all?
Yeah? Two one four or eightone seven seven eight seven one five.
I'll play it again if I haveto. But those are four guitarists,
and if we have to go onand doesn't get an answer here real soon,

(41:53):
I'll give you a couple of hints. Okay, do you want to
got it? He got it?He got it? Two and four one
seven seven, eight seven one five. Let's see, all right, Bone
them Show? Oh, yes,you don't know Bone them show? Can
you tell me those guitarists? Whoare they? Eddie van Halen, Yeah,

(42:14):
that's one, and Eddie van Halen? That was That was the first
one? Hello, Boning them Show? Can you name me those electric guitar
players? Who are they? Eddievan Halen, Yes, yes, Alex
Lison and Toomi. Oh you're tooclose, call me, Call me right

(42:42):
back, call me right back.Oh she had all three, but the
last four, the last one isa bit of a twister because because I'm
just gonna tell you, I ain'tsuperstitious. Okay, I may be in
the top of bunk, but Iain't superstitious, and I don't time my
mother down okay, okay, AndI ain't living in no limelight. I

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stay in the darkness. Bone ofthem show, all right, give me
the four electric guitarist who are they? Lives? Yes Halen, Yes,
Brian May and and I tell youhere's the hint. The guy you're looking

(43:31):
for passed away at the very firstof this year. I've always said he's
my favorite guitarist of all time,and a lot of people say that.
Hello, boning them, Show nameme the four guitarists. Who are they?
I had the one, so Igot it anyway, Noon Scott bon

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Scott was a vocalist. He didnot play guitar. Bone them show can
you name me the four guitarists?Who are they? Okay, Edward van
Halen, Yes, yes, AlexFlysson and Raymond didn't pass away at the
first of this year. They're thinkingsuperstitious. No no, no, no,

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no, no bing them. Showname me the guitarist. I'll give
you the tickets. Eddie van Halen, Yes, Alexleison yes, Brian May
and Flash Slash is still very muchalive as far as we know, unless
something happened over the weekend. Idon't know about all. Right, this
is gonna be it. This isgonna be it. I have confidence,

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boning them, Show tell me thefour guitarists. Who are they? Brian
May, Yes, Alex Flison,Eddie van Halen and who Jeff Jeff that's
the one I was looking for.Yeah, Jeff Beck. Awesome. That
was back when he had the JeffBeck Group, which would have been an

(45:04):
obvious clube. That's why I didn'tgive it. Okay, who is this?
This is Charles Beavers charwors Take allright, Charles from Pulwar hang on
you just a minute. We gotto get some information. We'll hook he
up with tickets, all right,all right, oh Charles, finally we
got a air fowly all right.Mark Farner next on the Bow and Them
Show. Hey, mondays after along holiday week and can be really tough,

(45:25):
but we can make it a littlebit easier for you with commercial free
classic rock. We do it twicea day, every weekday just before eleven
with Debbie and then again right beforefive for the Right Home with JFK.
It's not just the best classic rock, it's more of it. Right here
on lone Star ninety two to five? Would you repeat that for you?

(45:49):
I just want to make sure Iheard you the first time. Jallals Fulmer's
classic rock lone Star ninety two tofive. Some of us old farts remember
this guy, Mark Farner from GrandFunk Railroad sleep bowing Anna. What's up?
Mark Farner? Hey man, lovedthat up here. We got a
little chili. But I'm I'm celebratingbecause I'm talking to Kzyps in Dallas.

(46:12):
Man. Oh, there's no needto suck up to us, Marshware fans
of yours anyway. Well, I'mnot sucking up to you. I'm sucking
up to the fans. I lovethe fans. There you go. Now.
I don't know if you remember thisor not, but we actually had
you on last April, and hereyou are on this show again, most
likely despite your manager's wishes. Sowelcome back. Thank you. Good to

(46:35):
be back with you guys. Well, Grand Funk has a special place in
my life. I told you thisbefore that Grand Funk Railroad was the second
concert I ever saw, and Ijust bought the first album on time.
And you guys had played the LewisvillePop Festival before that show, and Pink
Floyd was supposed to open I thinkit was at State Fair Music Hall,

(46:55):
but Blood Rock did instead because PinkFloyd got all their equipment and stilled it
in New Orleans the night before.Yeah, wow, man, you're bringing
back memories both well I'm trying tohelp. I'm trying to get them out
of my cranium right now. Yeah, and you have some great memories that
you are revisiting rock and roll SoulLive now on DVD, CD and vinyl

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from Liberation Hall. What was itlike revisiting that, Well, it's yeah,
nineteen eighty nine. It was whenwe got the call, you know,
Liberation Hall was picturing my manager,I'm doing this release, and I
said, well, I didn't needto know. You know, I had
forgotten all about that that it wasactually taped. And I said, well,

(47:44):
send me a copy so I cancheck it out. And I was
pleasantly surprised. Ana it was.It was a live the audience was alive,
the sound was good. And there'sa lot of times when people record
and you just as soon not releaseit because they didn't do a good job.

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But I'm telling you what, thisis a good one. And as
you mentioned that vinyl, that isa Christine vinyl. It's black and red
splattered vinyl. I can't wait toget my copy. And I signed thousands
of those things for weeks here atmy house. I got writer's cramped for
days signing because all the pre salesare autographed by yours truly, so today

(48:31):
and tomorrow it's there'll be all autographed. But after that, no more autographs.
When they're gone, they're gone.Yeah, there you go. Well,
how can people find this little gemof yours Markfronter dot com. And
along with everything in my store,you guys has made in the United States

(48:52):
of America. And in fact,if you ever found a T shirt or
something with that was had my nameon it and wasn't made in the United
States, you can guarantee it's aknockoff and you don't want it. I
put out my stuff on USA madematerial, made by USA union workers and

(49:14):
USA cotton. I'm proud of it. Now, there you go. Mark
Farner is a true Mark and itthere you go. Mark, you do
something really really special for your fanswho played guitar and keyboard. One of
the things that you have on yourwebsite is a Foreigner Chords where you like
go through and teach people how toplay songs and how to use the right

(49:36):
chords. How did that idea comeabout? That's right, Anna, Well,
the somebody sent me a link andthey said, hey, Farner,
is this really how you play sins? A good man's brother. And I
watched that link and I went,WHOA, the first three cords are wrong,
and I was kind and then Iwent over and I looked on YouTube,
I said, for two hours,and I hadn't got through all of

(49:59):
them. Uh, just listening topeople, but none of them played the
chords that I played when I madethe record. So I called my brother
down in Detroit, Jimmy Romeo,and he's a videographer, a great guy,
very creative guy, and I toldhim. I said, man,
Jimmy, I want to put outsome videos, just some short videos,

(50:22):
but I want to give people theright chords. If they're gonna play my
music and they're gonna honor me byplaying my music, I want to teach
him the correct chords. So weput out pineal Card. I asked Jimmy,
I said, you know, wouldyou do that? He says,
yeah, Man, we'll use onecamera on your right hand, one camera

(50:42):
on your left hand, and we'lluse some live footage to show you playing
these things and it'll be great.And he did a wonderful job. And
when I asked him, I said, well, what do you think we
should call it? He said,man, let's just call it finer chords,
that's what it is. And thearchives are available of the ones that
have already been released and the currentreleases at Markfarner dot com. Grandthon Grel

(51:07):
goes way back, so I canimagine you don't do too many knee slides
across the stage like you did backthen, No bo. I think the
last knee slide I did cured me. I was on the stage in Hyde
Park, London, England. HumblePie opened the show and my lighting engineer

(51:28):
at the time, unbeknownst to me, had put some dance wax on that
stage. Oh no, oh,yeah, you've out ready for it,
aren't you, Hannah. I slidoff the front of the stage and I
found out just how far that coilcord could reach. I landed on my

(51:49):
feet and I just kept playing,just like it was supposed to be part
of the show, and they ateit up, and these knees, I
just treasure what I had left andthat I can still bend them exactly.
Well. Grand Funk Railroad, Iremember you guys played at the State Fair
of Texas outside sometime in the ninetiesand there was this huge thunderstorm behind you

(52:10):
going on and it was like Nature'slight show for the band that night.
Yeah, man, I remember thatmyself. Bow that was awesome and you're
right, Nature's light show. Theydon't get no better. Well, Mark
Farner Rock and Roll Soul Live nineteeneighty nine, Available at Mark Farner dot
com. It's always great to talkto you. If you ever get to
town, let us know. We'lltake you out and get you some good

(52:32):
barbecue. Man, that sounds likea winner. I will do that,
And thank you for having me onhere this morning. Bowling Anna absolutely Mark
Farner, Ben Funk Roll Money.Thanks for calling Mark. You bet if
I don't see it in the future, I'll see it a pasture. Thanks
Mark. Okay, bye for now. Dallas Horse Classic Roncolo one Star ninety

(52:55):
two to five. Mark Farner,he's a hoop to talk to. I
know, I never heard that sayingof you know, if I don't past
in the future, I'll see inthe past. Yere he's got a million
of them. I stole now aword from one of our many fine sponsors
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(53:16):
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(53:37):
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Wow, I'm confused. Now.See if you remember this, check this
out. You remember remember the songby Gene Knight She just passed away at

(53:59):
the age of a Gene. Iremember this song. People would always because
my grand or my great aunt hadthis record shop in Corsicana and people would
come in, where's that mixed bigstuff, big stuff song? Y'all got
so there they knew her. AndI tell you who else passed away?
Marty Croft? Remember yeah, Seewe just had Sid Croft on earlier this

(54:22):
year. He's best known for cocreating with his brother Sid such children shows
as hr puffing stuff growing up andSid said, Noah had nothing to do
with smoking weed. That's just aname. And they came up. We
said, right sure. Sid.Also Land of the Lost member Sigmund and
the Sea Monsters. Yeah, hedid the variety show Donnie and Marie and

(54:43):
the Brady Bunch Hour. He passedaway at the age of eighty six,
didn't They talked about how they hadfilmed some stuff at six Flags. Yes,
yes, that's the opening of theBanana Split. Huh Yang Yang Yang
yang yang. So that's what's happeningthere, don't Tiffany had it rested on
black Friday morning and charged with Duiand Beverly Hills. See that interview we

(55:06):
did with her. We made herstart drinking, did love her drink.
And this was after she allegedly fellasleep behind the wheel. According to TMZ
now, the comedian was reportedly putin handcuffs after police got a call around
five forty five in the morning aboutsomeone stopped in the middle of Beverly Drive
apparently slipped over the wheel while thecar was running. The cart was still

(55:29):
running and she's in the middle ofthe road, not even she didn't even
pull over Tiffany Hattis was released afew hours later and performed at the Laugh
Factory in Long Beach on Black FridayNight Clubs forty third annual free Thanksgiving Feast
for the community. This is thesecond DUI arrest for Tiffany Hattie, who
was also arrested almost two years agoin the Atlanta area, also after police

(55:52):
responded to a call of someone sleepingbehind the wherever there is an uber Yes
me or I bet if you justtalk to somebody real nice, they'll take
you home. You know. Heis joining Chelsea Handler and Kevin Hart.
They're going to be at that LucasOil Live at the Windstar in December fifteenth.
Oh yes, yes, so yeah, So hopefully somebody gives her a

(56:15):
driver. Yes, somebody please driveTippery to the show. Well, folks.
Rockstar Axel Rose has now been officiallyaccused of sexual assault again. It
happened in nineteen eighty nine, allegedly. Yes. This is a new suit
file last Wednesday in New York Court, and it's courtesy of a former Penthouse
Petsy and Sheela Kennedy. She wasnineteen eighty three Pet of the Year.

(56:39):
She claims that she met Rose inher night club in New York and that
night he had his way with heragainst her will in his hotel room.
The suit claims that Kennedy experience PTSDlike symptoms after the alleged incident when she
heard Rose's name or when she wouldhear Guns and Roses music, or that's
what she told her lawyer. That'sright, the lawyer when he went ahead

(57:00):
and you know, put the putthe thoughts, the brain trust together with
her on this. She's asking forunspecified damages to be determined by the court.
Nineteen eighty nine incident. And shesaid she's suing also because Guns n'
Roses did not have a human resourcesdepartment. Yeah, it comes. It's

(57:20):
a ban for God said he shouldn'thave done something with the Playboy mansion.
Hey, guess who else is facinganother sexual lawsuit? Uh oh, Bill
Cosby. Another filed by a formerstand in on The Cosby Show. The
unidentified accuser claims that Cosby sexually abusedher in the eighties while she worked on
the hit NBC sitcom. The lawsuitfiled on Tuesday, just days before in

(57:43):
New York law allowing will women tosue over a decade's old sexual harassment accusation
was set to expire, and theysay timing of everything. The woman says
Cosby promised to mentor her in heracting career and invited her to his home,
where he allegedly gave her a littlesleepy night night drink and had his
way with her. We'll see thesethings. Just guess who else? Oh

(58:05):
my gosh, Jamie fucked. Yes, fuck, And it's another one from
years ago. Yes, it cameback to assaulting a model back in twenty
fifteen. A spokesperson for Jamie saysthe incident never happened. In twenty twenty,
this individual filed a nearly identical lawsuitin Brooklyn. That case was dismissed
shortly after. The claims are nomore viable today than they were then.

(58:28):
The woman recently sued The Star,claiming he groped her at the New York
City Rooftop restaurant eight years ago.It happened eight years ago, and now
you're coming forward. I guess youwanted to wait for Jamie to get all
healed up from it until the Mayorof New York has been accused with this
law, you know, because everybody'strying to get their their charges in now,

(58:49):
gee you we have just a littletime to file line. Let's think
of something. Judging by the uptickin searches for plumbers, Black Friday was
more like Brown Fridays r According todata compiled by yelp, the day after
Thanksgiving is a huge day for thosegoing online searching for emergency plumbing services,

(59:13):
with many calls coming into professionals tohelp unclogged toilets and repair drains that are
stopped up from your turkey and driftingrelative guests. Yeah, your guests don't
know how to stop with the toiletpaper or pinch it back. Congratulations to
Portland, Oregon, the city thatsaw the largest increase in plumbing searches at
twenty three percent. Virginia Beach wasnumber two, I get it, twenty

(59:36):
two percent, with Raleigh, Indianapolis, and Jacksonville rounding out the top five
American cities. I guess people aroundhere know how to pinch it down,
Uncle Boul, You don't have togo down to a quick trip on the
corner. And of number two,you understand me. It seems people's bowels
have a hard time processing all theThanksgiving food they shoved down their eight hole.
When it's time people have a problemcleaning out their own inner? Is

(01:00:00):
that too? And this? Youknow? I always for somebody who really
overcomes something overwhelming. Yeah. AnAustin man is now licensed to carry a
gun despite not having any arms.His instructor says it took a few hours
to teach the student and he quotepassed with flying colors. Did he shoot

(01:00:21):
with his feet? Yes. Ina video posted to social media, Central
Texas gun Works instructor Michael Cargill canbe seen standing behind the student as he
loads the gun with his feet andshoots the target. He said the only
really difficult problem was getting the magazineinto the gun. Carr Gill said it
was a piece of cake. Hefired from the three yard line, seven
yard line, fifteen yard line.The only thing I did for him that

(01:00:43):
was different. I allowed him tosit in a chair pistol rifle. It
was a pistol. He was shootinga pistol. Do you see a guy
going into a bank, laying onhis back taking his shoes out of Michael
carr Gill said it was the firsttime he's talked to someone without arms,
and he will use the video isinspiration for those who plan on taking his
garden and so there you go.Oh, I know that's you can do

(01:01:14):
it. I know you, man. He likes to hold those notes at
the end. There, Doney,all the way through court. Yeah,
yeah, all the way you're gettingsued for sexual harassment here, Okay,
who want our tickets to go seeShaky Graves on Tuesday. I'm great Vine
textas congratulations to Mike McBride. Norelation to the Great Danny McBride, but

(01:01:35):
we love him anyway. He's goingto a special show to C and I
from Wild Turkey down Heart Radio.It's a benefit for Sweet Relief. It
is Shaky Graves lied invite only inconcert this Tuesday. I'd rather he'd be
related to Martina McBride. Hey,there you done, pretty McBride. CBS
is going to celebrate Dick van Deit'sbirthday. How is ninety ninety eight?

(01:01:59):
Wow? Called Dick Van Dyke ninetyeight years of Magic. It airs December
twenty first on CBS and will streamlive on demand for PAM Mount Plus.
Was show Time subscribed ninety eight yearsold. Now the Pratt Fall. Now
when you think of Dick Van Dyke, what's the first thing you think of?
Whoops ooops. Oh yeah, it'sdown the beginning of the The Dick

(01:02:21):
Van Dyke Show. But then hewas never in Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Did they have a falling out orsomething? No, no, I think
it was just a special project forher, I mean. And then he
went on to do movies like ChittyChitty Bang Bang and also, let's not
forget Mary Poppins exactly. He hadthe worst British accent ever, but still
was charming. In fact, Britishpeople make fun of him because his British

(01:02:44):
accent was so awful. That horrible. I mean, mine's terrible. But
at least pillow Mary, Mary PoppinsMarried Puppins. Jimmy Kimball is going to
host the twenty twenty four sir Oscarson March the tenth. There'll be his
fourth time doing that. This,Victy laughed. Gwyneth Paltrow remember when she

(01:03:08):
ran into that skiing optometrist. Yes, he's a suit her. Well,
guess what that's being turned into amusical called Gwyneth Goes Skiing and it's set
to debut in London sometime before theend. This has got to be a
joke. No, it's real it'sthat's ridiculous. It's a weird dream.

(01:03:31):
I can't think of nothing to writea musical about. I had an accident
in my pants other day, butI want to write one about. How
about Gwyneth Paltrow the skiing accident withthe doctor? And science is marching on
houses with kids and messy adults couldbecome much cleaner now that scientists from UC

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Berkeley are working on a robot that'llpick up your clothes after you throw them
on the floor. Oh I loveit. Oh you can't just bend over
and do it yourself. Oh Ialways wanted Rosie from the Jetsons to come
to my house. Well, yeah, mister Jane nicknamed the Teenager's Problem.

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The professor who created it, KenGoldberg, says the ability to efficiently pick
up garments could be very useful forsenior citizens in hospitals, hotels, and
retail clothing store However, Goldberg warnsthat the handy Dandy cleaning machine won't be
available right away since it's quote stilltoo expensive to justify for home use yea,

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and currently the robot lacks the abilityto sort garments by colors. It's
gonna be a while just pick upafter yourself. You're gonna get a million
dollar robot to do it for you, but I could be as old.
Get mules all right. Toy BoxTuesday tomorrow, Yes, many more from

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the old Christmas Ark for you Hey. Paul McCartney's Life in Lyrics podcast can
be heard every Sunday morning at sevenhere on lone Star ninety two to five.
Here Paul talk about his songwriting process, working with the Beatles, with
Wings and more from my Life andLyrics podcast with Paul McCartney's Sunday Mornings on
lone Start ninety two to five.Well, I'm feel sorry for people that

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work in our traffic department. Don'tknow what the streets are. There's an
accident in somewhere somewhere. What wordsit that I don't know name? Just
find where it is and tell mea street name. Anyway, Tomorrow is
going to be Toy Box Tuesday.And I've gotten some requests not only for
Christmas goodies, but for some thingsthat really don't have that much to do

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with Christmas. I'm gonna try toget to them all because I'm here to
serve you. Actually, I'm hereto try and make a living. Yeah,
I guess there's some folks out therethat want to escape from Christmas and
they want to come to us justfor the funny that gets them away from
it for a minute. Or youcan listen to Christmas music twenty four to
seven right the hall. I don'tmean to seem like an old scroogy bastard,

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but twenty four to seven right downthe hall. You know they do
quite well with that Christian I knowthey do. When I come in and
I hear Andy Williams and Burro livesinging, I say, I got a
closed my office door, and thencome January it's like number one exactly.

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All right, let's talk a littletime wasters here, because you don't want
to start to work right away.I know, why don't We got some
good ones up on the bow andthem page at lone star ninety two five
dot com that you can check outright now. So when Sammy Hagar announced
his twenty twenty four The Best ofBoth Worlds tour earlier this month, said
the tour was kind of focus onVan Halen music, right his music and

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Van Halen's music. He said,whatever musician is in town on show day
is welcome to come up join mefor a song or two, including David
Lee Roth and Alex van Halen,Well Diamond. Dave heard about this and
told the Van Halen News desk he'sready to go. And now Sammy's having
to clarify this isn't a Van Halenreunion. That's what I'm trying to explain

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about, Dave. When we're inLA or someplace Dave happens to be around,
he's picking welcome to come out andsing a song or two. That
was the imitation that I was tryingto make clear. But really it's about
the celebration of my era, andif somebody wants to come out and play
something else, well that's fine.And like I said, Dave, come
on, you know you want tocome and sing a song, you know,
behave yourself. But I just wantto nip it in the butt so

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it doesn't get into something where somebodysays, oh, man, I bought
a ticket because I thought Dave wasgoing to be there. I hate hay
Gar the Cannibal and Cannibal. Didn'tthey tour together back in the nineties.
I remember it was a Starflex orwhatever the hell it was called that.
He says, they never spoke andthey never gone on stage together. It
never looked at each other. Look, if it's you're that much of a

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jerk about it, then don't doit. I don't know. It's what
the fans want, right, Sothe tour, it's going to make a
stop here in Dallas August twenty secondat dose Eki's Pavilion, and I'm sure
tickets are gonna sell out fast.Absolutely, Black Sabbath bandmates Ozzy Osbourne and
Geezer Butler are airing their dirty laundryin public. So Ozzie ripped into Geezer

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in an interview in Rolling Stone UKfor not reaching out to him with his
health issues, you know, thehealth issues that forced him to cancel his
tour that he wanted to do.Ozzie says, Tony Iomi was very supportive
that he was calling him, checkingon him, but that Geezer didn't even
call him once, not once,he said. Well, that led to

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Geezer taking to social media to clarifythings. He said he not only called
once, he called him twice,but he never heard back and that was
it. So we have that socialmedia post if you want to check it
out from Geezer Butler you behaviors.Hell, everybody's fighting these days. So
Geddy Lee is now a best sellingauthor. Bo His memoir My f and

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Life debuted at number three on theNew York Times Nonfiction Bestseller List, number
five in England Sunday Times, andof course, in his native Canada,
he is number one, oh yeah, in the Globe and Mail, the
Toronto Star, ahead of memoirs BarbaraStreisen and Britney Spears, and even the

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late Matthew Perry. He beat himout as well. Damn. Now.
This is Getty's second book, followingtwenty eighteen's Big Beautiful Book of That Bass.
But this is one that really testedhis memory. He says, trying
to remember everything was really a gameI was playing with myself, a test
of my memory. And so fortunatelyfor me, I am a bit of

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a hoarder, So I kept allkinds of bits and bobs and hotel room
keys, and I was always takingphotographs, so when I struggled to remember
a story, I could look ata photograph and all of a sudden,
that period would come back to bitsand Bob's I've never heard I heard it
on Mary Poppins, Step in Timeand Bob stepping time. Do you guys

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picture Rush being the kind of bandlike Gave It back in the seventies.
Do you picture them the kind ofband where they have to get just rip
roarren messed up in the studio torecord. I don't know. I'm not
sure that they do all that stuff. They may smoke a little wean,
but other than they say in thebook, Dude, I can't believe what
he talks about. When they madethe album Corressive steel, Yes, hash

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oil and cocaine, can you believe? I Yes, that's part of a
balanced Canadian breakfast. I think it'slike the record people bring that stuff to
them when you're in morning because theythink that that's what they want. They
say, well, as long asthe chair, Yeah, if it's free,
it's for me. So the bandKiss missed three shows last week and

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the lead up to their final showin New York City this coming Saturday,
December second. Their final show thisweekend, front man Paul Stanley revealed he
was battling a nasty case of theflu. He said it wasn't just a
sniffles, but he said he thoughthis time had come. That's how bad
the phone was. So the backthe band was back on stage this past

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Saturday, rocking out in Indianapolis,and we have the video of that,
so if you want to check thatout. But yeah, this weekend apparently
their final weekend. There, I'msaying goodbye forever tour. Uh, we'll
see if that's true or not.What you want to put money on in
any of you? And it's CyberMonday, but we have a bunch of
posts about Black Friday fails that youcan check out, including a guy who

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bought what he thought was an iPhoneand when he got home and opened it
up, it was two bags ofrice. iPhone rice. Check out the
Black Friday fails on the Bone andThem show page at lone start ninety two
five dot com. So you're laughingbecause you thought I've purped on the air.

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I thought you were trying to playalong with Auzie. No no,
no, no. Mike was turnedon, the volume was down, so
I just let out a big oldgut rumber, but it was very loud.
The gassy train. It's an eggcoming up. Okay, this was

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okay for our first day back froma week's vacation, and we're opening up
the Christmas Toy box we'll have somemore tomorrow on the old program, because
tis the season, as they say, and we'll have some more tickets to
go see the Trans Siberian Orchestra,which is kind of a Christmas show in
itself. Yeah, you know,and more tickets for that private party and

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iHeartRadio event December fifth at the Factoryin deep Ellum with Shaky Graves out of
Austin. And it's a it's ona Tuesday night, that's right. It's
it's a charity event and its eventthat's being put on by Wild Turkey and
also our iHeart They really don't expectme there the whole night on a Tuesday,

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Tuesday, right, Pepe Ellam?I doubt it on a school nights
on a school night only events.Yeah, France very exclusive. Well,
I don't feel anything special because I'minvited to this. I'm just expected to
be there. Well, I mayshow up for a little while. I
don't even know that much about it. You do better than not if you
can make that, Okay, allright? Coming up next is our after

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show decompression session. We'll just sithere and spit out words and see where
they splatter it. Talk about ourholidays, how our week went well.
You saw a lot of football,that's all. I watch a football,
Lock me a bunch of football.And the Friday before Thanksgiving you went to
Connor. Your grandson's gay didn't workout to you. The long View too

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Longview. Go to see Panther CreekHigh School out of Frisco. They beat
at school out of Waco to moveon, but then they lost this past
friday. Oh well, a littleof this, a little of that.
Sometimes it hits the wall and wecan talk about that or whatever you want
to yacht about. And feel freeto call us in because we'll be glad

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to put you on the app showDiagon Price to Text. See you Tomar
for Toy Box Tuesday. I takebetween the ditches. Bye,