The Bo and Them Full Show - Toy Box Tuesday Holiday Edition, It's A Small (Weiner) World - November 28, 2023 (Ep 1056)

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Episode Transcript

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Hello. Oh my my name isCatiman and I'm calling from the Mexican wake
up call service. I am yourMexican alarm clock. Hy oh hello hello,
oh no, this is Cati minand I'm calling from Mexican wake up
Calls. I am your Mexican alarmclock. I'm trying to wake you up
because you sign up for a service. No, no, are you awaken?

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No, I'm not okay, okay, I gotta go. Don't.
I'm trying to wake you up foryour wake up call. Ma'am. I
didn't sign up for a call,and I'm trying to go back to sleep,
so okay, don't go back tosleep. Mama. Hello, hello,

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oh my my name is Catman andI'm calling from the Mexican Okay,
yeah, I know who you are. Okay, you have to run.
I'm your Mexican alarm clock. Yeah. I don't know about a Mexican an
alarm clock. This is the numberI got. No, no, this
is the number I got it sothat you needed a wake up call.
No, I didn't sign up fora wake up call. You have to
work, yes, and it's reallyearly. Can you just let me go

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back to I mean, I'm notgonna get paid. I am not paying
you for this call. I didnot sign up for a call. Listen
to me. Okay, this isthe number that I have. Okay,
who gave you this number? Youdid? You ordered the wake up call
yesterday because you were you were supposedto wake up this morning. No,
I did not share this in mistakeby Okay, I'm going to hang up.

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Don't call me again. Hello bye, goodbye? Hello? Hello?
Oh no, this is gota minute. I'm your mass Okay, stop,
who is this? Listen to merelaxed? No, okay, who are
you to tell me to relax?I? Can you walk out? Four
times? All I want to knowis are you awake? Yes, I'm
awake. Well, then if you'reawake, can I get paid. I'm

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not going to pay you for wakingme up in the morning if you call
it again? Nervous? And sonow I've provided it should again, I've
called the cops. Do you understandme? Hello? At least the right
And that's the work. I hada request to start a toy box tuesday

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with that little bill. Oh,I love it? Is that the first
time you heard? No? Iheard it last year, I think,
Yeah, we usually play it hduring a sinkle the mi Yes we do,
he said, please please do theshow open with the guy when the
Mexican wake up call? You knowwho it is. It's Fluffy, Yeah,
it's Fluffy. I thought it wasPablo Francisco. Okay, yeah,

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can you do a great though?Do you know how to do the great
though? Like he does? Whatis the greet though? You're scaring me?
Now, that's the Mexican wake upcall? That's it? Huh.
Well, I was awake a longtime ago. I really don't need it
now. I mean, you're notgonna pay me. No, I'm not
going to pay it both. Okay, So there you go. Whoever requested

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that glad to do a fight nicestart to the morning. But I still
have some Christmas ditties to play foryou, because kis the season, as
you know. So we'll get thatdone and we'll give away some Trains Siberian
Orchestra tickets and I'll tell you herein just a minute how we gonna give
those away. Okay, First ofall, it is National French Toast Day.

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I love French test Okay, allright, is French toast better than
pancakes? You must decide, rightnow, yeah, you know what I
think, I do like French toastbetter than Okay, well, you're going
to have to win those Trans SiberianOrchestra tickets. Identify a restaurant that serves
French toast. Oh, you're gonnaplay like a commercial. I'm gonna play

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a commercial. You tell me thename of the business and I'll give you
the tickets. All right, allright, sounds good. Speaking of it's
Turkey leftover Day. I thought thatwas Friday. So tomorrow is actually throw
out your leftover's day. Okay,yeah, because they go bad. Because
today is the last day you haveto eat of Thanksgiving leftovers unless you just
want to get the squirts. That'sokay, So I'm just I'm just informing

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you. Is it really Yes,Yes, it's the last day. Then
after today you got to throw themout or eat. Yes, doesn't last
that long you want other fride.It's Giving Tuesday every year, the Tuesday
after Thanksgiving. People take time tokick off holiday season by giving back to

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the community. Come on, don'tbe a screwed. You give to your
favorite charity, whether it's an animalrescue organization, the Salvation Army of the
North Texas bank or terrant area maymake your own pick. It's National letter
Writing Day. Oh yeah, whenwas the last time you actually sat down
and hand wrote a letter to oreven and typed a letter to somebody with

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the stamp put it on there,went down to the post office to mail
it. No, remember this songvideo kills the radio star will email kills?
That's the letter the letter, right? I mean we got email.
So I don't know why there's stilla National letter writing Day. But if
you want to sell break, goright ahead while you're eating those leftover turkey.
Email day doesn't sound too hot tome either. I think I'll skip

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that one. Yeah, well exactly, because we get enough of those every
day. Oh my god, It'smake your own head day? What and
I said, Wait a minute,this sounds like there's a thousand dirty jokes
in there. Maybe get your own? No, make your own No,
my neck, ain't that law?Are we talking like a shrunk in the
head? No. The day isto make a likeness of your own head

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by using any medium you want.Pencils, charcoal, paint, clay,
paper mage. The options are endless. I'm not sure how doing it is
going to affect anything, but I'mjust telling it's still funny and weird.
When you take out the dirty part, it's still really fun. Yeah,
it really is. It's Red PlanetDay, Red like Mars. Yeah,
Red Planet commemorates the launch of Marinerfor Probe and there's a day to celebrate

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the planet Mars and learn more aboutit. I just know every time I
see a movie about Martians coming toEarth, it ain't really good time for
the Earth. No, they don'tlike us. No, for some reason,
they don't like what did we everdo to you? What probes up
on their planet that they didn't want? Well, they stuck probes up our
button, didn't they Well, butit's like we're littering their planet. So

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maybe that's why there's a pistols.Okay, So we gotta look at sports
of all sorts coming up, andall kinds of little ditties from the old
toy box today and the freaking foolFile. I know it is full of
some fool Yeah. And if I'mjust gonna say, wait till you hear
the last story on the freaking fullfile, okay, I think it will
make you a little more than justsmiling today. If we're ready and ready

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or not. Let's do the morning. There's your Mexican wake up calls.
Close enough, here you go.I was trying to impersonate Brandy miserbody.
I guess it was bad choice.Hey, fort Worth in Dallas, it's

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time for sports maklaw sorts and alittle bit of sports history for you on
this date in eighteen ninety five.Yes, we go way back for stupid
stuff like this. The very firstauto race was held over fifty five miles
of snow covered rows between Chicago andWaukegan, Illinois. Frank Duryer won the

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two thousand dollars prize from the ChicagoTimes Herald by traveling the distance in just
under eight hours at an average speedof seven miles an hour. Shut up,
So you know that was an excitingrace. Yeah, seven miles an
hour. But back then that waspretty fast. That was not a horse,
right, We're like, damn slowdowns. Well you in such a

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hurry? Yeah. The Dallas Maverickswill begin a three game homestand tonight with
a match up against the Houston Rockets. Now Luka Doncik, who injured his
left thumb early and the team's lostto the Los Angeles Clippers. On Saturday
will remain available to play, sothey're not sure if he's going to play
or not, but we'll see.After yesterday's practice, MAVs coach Jason Kidd
told reporters that Luca underwent an MRIsince the team's returned to Dallas, confirming

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a thumb spring. But it lookslike he's ready to go tonight, so
we'll see. During the portion ofthe practice open to media, Luca was
seen shooting free throws while still havinghis left thumb taped up. It was
the same way the MAVs training stafftaped his hand in Los Angeles after suffering
the injury, and he played throughit. The MAVs are set to begin
their second stretch of games featuring consecutivehome games this season. Tip Off tonight

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at the American Airline Center is seventhirty and speaking of the Mavericks, team
owner Mark Cuban revealed that after appearingon Shark Tank for ten years, season
sixteen will be his life, Nohad it. The investor explains he feels
like it's time to leave the series, which is currently airing its fifteenth season.

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Wow, I have friends that areaddicted to Shark Tex. Yeah.
Yeah, every time they watch it, they go, why didn't I think
of that exactly. The Dallas Starsfaced the Winnipeg Jets at Canada Life Center
tonight for the second of four meetingsthis season. Now the Stars have earned
at least a point in the standingsand eight of their last nine and twelve

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of their last fourteen games against theJets. Teams opened the season series with
the three to two Stars victory inWinnipeg back on November eleventh. The puck
will drop tonight in Canada at seven. Now. We all know that brawls
during the game usually result in penaltiesfor the few players involved, but this
one was quite the exception. Duringthe Florida Panthers game versus the Ottawa Senators

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last night, a huge fight brokeout and when the dust settled, all
ten players that were on the icewe're given a ten minute misconduct penalty.
I don't know, I don't knowif that's ever happen. That's a first
till I tell you you can comeback, make me pull this hockey rink

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over. I'll do it. I'lldo it. Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deron Bland
is going to send some cool itemsto the Pro Football Hall of Fame to
commemorate his remarkable record of five picksixes in a single season. Bland broke
the NFL record for interceptions return fortouchdowns in a season during Thursday's game against
the Washington Commanders. The Pro FootballHall of Fame, which is in Canton,

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Ohio, will get the cleats andthe gloves that Bland was wearing during
the interception return, but Bland sayshe's keeping the ball. Yeah, yeah,
damn right, it's mine. That'sright, record breaking pick six ball
all his. The former fifth roundpick out of Presno State, says the
ball will be one of several keepsakesthat will eventually go in his trophy case

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at home. For now, he'sjust celebrating the moment, and he's going
to tell all his grand cute aboutyT when you gets older. Speaking of
the Cowboys, there are winners ofthree straight and coming off of forty five
to ten drubbing of the Divisional FolkCommanders on Thanksgiving, extending their home winning
streak to thirteen games. While thiswould normally illicit praise for a team being
so dominant, the Cowboys instead getthe criticism of only beating bad teams.

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It's true their wins this year havecome against teams with a combined twenty four
wins and fifty five record losses thatthe Dallas is zero to two against teams
with a winning record. Cowboys scheduleis about to get much harder. Next
week they host the Eagles, whostill boasts the best record in the league.
That's hauled by a road trips tothe Bills and Dolphins before playing their

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final home game of the year againstthe Detroit Lions. But before any of
that, they have to tackle theSeattle Seahawks on Thursday and nine, football,
which is coming up well in state. Rivalries in college football can get
petty. Well, remember that storyyou told me that you're had told you
about the Aggie served up Bevo tothe Longhorns. Yeah, it's true.

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This was It was in the fortiesor fifties. Oh, that was just
cruel. After Virginia Tech blew outVirginia on the Cavaliers home field, Tech
coach Brent Pride brought his team backon the field after their fifty five to
seventeen win to get a group photo, and just as the team started to

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pose, the sprinklers at Scott Stadiumcame on getting all the players and all
the coaches wet. Virginia Stadium crewclaim the sprinklers were sent on a timer.
We're so sorry. Actually, yes, but most fans don't believe that.
I don't buy it either, heThe first ever Pop Tarts Bowl is

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going to be played on December twentyeighth. That's right, the Pop Tarts
Bowl history is going to be madethat day. Is we're going to see
the first ever edible mascot, notBevo ran the game. The pop Pins
bowld mascot will run around interacting withfans. But then after the game,

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this thing is going to transform intoa game winning snack for the victor.
Let's eat the mascot kids. Yeah, I don't call some nightmares. What
flavor flavor? Yeah, it doesn'tsay, depends on what the or the
chocolate frosty ones. Man, I'min let's tear him out. Pro football,

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Patrick Mahomes the best player in theNFL. It is now official.
At least that's according to a newanonymous players poll conducted by a publication called
The Athletic. The Kansas City Chiefsquarterback got six percent of the votes.
LA Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald comingin second with about nine percent of the
votes, and players also picked MahomesOffice Arrowhead Stadium as the best to play

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in, with MetLife Stadium chosen asthe worst and the most annoying fan base.
The Philadelphia probably just above us,say American wins on that sandwich.
American wins just barely over the DallasCowboys. They almost got it. Yeah,
they hate us and this male official. Speaking of the Aggies, they

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hired Duke coach Mike Elko to leadthem, replacing Jimbo Fisher, with his
former defensive coordinator for four years incollege station. Elko left the Aggies to
take his first head coaching job atDuke after the twenty twenty one season and
went sixteen and nine and two seasons, which ain't bad. Tex SA and
m fired Fisher earlier this month,paying a record buy out of more than
seventy seven million dollars for him tosit on his ass. Did that with

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two games left in the sixth seasonwith the Aggies. Elko, who also
had stints as defensive coordinator at WakeForest and Notre Dame, led defenses that
ranked in the top three of theSoutheastern Conference in his final two seasons with
the Aggies. There were reports thatthe school was close to a deal with
Kentucky's Mark Stoops on Saturday, butit didn't get done. He's like Stoops,

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Yeah, brother there. The Aggiesended their season Saturday at seven and
five with a loss to LSU.Sorry about that, but you were rooting
for ls you were the AGI.Well, I don't like to see that
game because I like both teams.I know you know who it should be
on Thanksgiving. It should be TexasTech. No, not Texas Tech,

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Texas Longhorns versus the Aggies. It'sbeen that way for over one hundred years.
Why they changed it, I don'tknow, but work on it.
But your money went to Texas Techboth, Damn right it did. WWE
legend Tammy Sitch, better known asSonny You ever remember her? She has
been sentenced to seventeen years in prisonin connection with the twenty twenty two crash
that killed a seventy five year oldman in Florida. Sitch, who was

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elected into the WWE Hall of Famein twenty eleven, was arrested in May
of twenty twenty two, just fourmonths after she's released from an eight month
prison stay for another previous daing o. My god, she was supposed to
serve eight years of probation following herprison sends, and her driver's license has
been permanently revoked. Yees can't drive, no mo. Then there's San Antonio

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Spurs rookie Victor rubb Yamama, whipman, yacht, whatever it is. He
has so far lived up to hispreseason hype and now he's making waves off
the court. A jersey he woreduring his NBA debut on October twenty fifth
this season was auctioned off four sevenhundred and sixty two thousand dollars, which
blew past Southeby's initial expectations of onehundred and twenty thousand dollars. The price

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is a record for a player's rookiejersey sold during his rookie season. The
most expensive rookie jersey ever was threepoint six nine million, paid for one
from Kobe Bryant's first season. Kobe, you know that one's worth even more
now now that he's gone. Yeah, but this story is priceless. Okay.
A Swedish cross country skier has revealeda chilling side effect from competing in

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nearly sub zero temperatures. After participatingin Sunday's twenty kilometer World Cup event in
Ruke of Finland, where temperatures dippedto just five degrees above zero, Kale
Halverson says he had to take shelterafter his man parts froze during the race.
What's worse, This isn't the firsttime the unfortunate frostbite has made headline

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hit. The twenty twenty two WinterGames in Beijing, Finland's Reimi Lindenhoulm also
suffered the same horror at the endof a fifty kilometer race. So what
does it feel like? According toHalverson, it's simply the worst thing you
can experience. You didn't need totell me that. I think I already
we lie, sweet Tame man,sound like Katherine Hepburn when I'm doing Dallas

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Horrors Classic Rock lone Star ninety twoto five a toy box Tuesday, and
I will pull something out of theChristmas archives here in just a few But
now it's time for the freaking fullfile. I believe we have video of
this guy on the bow and thempage at long Star ninety five dot gom
mister, it's a small world,Yeah, Yeah. The man was arrested
Sunday after he was seen naked wanderingaround the It's a Small World ride at

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Disneyland. Now, when that songis playing and you're naked, that's kind
of insulting, isn't it. Whenthey point in last exactly, it's insinuating.
It forced the ride to shut downfor more than an hour while park
officials looked on in confusion. Whatdoes Kyle do? It happened around one
point thirty in the afternoon. Theman's seen in nothing but glasses, in

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a black pair of underwear, whichhe eventually took off. He walked around
the displays. The same post showsa pile of what appeared to be the
guy's closed nearby. He was arrestedafter he was caught on video wondering around
Disneylands It's a small word ride andnothing but his boxes, which he took
off here momentarily. All this justto get hits on the internet. Yeah,

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yeah, And what do we do. We put it on our website
so he can get hits on theinternet. And we had so no I
know, because it is a smallworld in his world. Yes, A
Southwest Airlines passenger is being evaluated ata hospital after officials say he opened the
plane's emergency exit hatched Sunday night,climbed out of the aircraft and onto the

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wing. No, the flight wasn'tin the air at the time, because
it would have been impossible to bedown. You can't open a door while
the plane is flying. The NewOrleans to Atlanta flight was not moving when
the man opened the emergency exit door, climbed out on the wing and did
a little dance. The man thenjumped to the ground, where he was
quickly detained by ground personnel. TheSheriff's office said when deputies arrived that the

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thirty eight year old man from Atlantawas incoherent and not fully aware of his
surroundings. Why did they really needto tell us that either bet or it
was to win a bet. Theman, whose name was not being released
because he has not yet been arrested, was taken to a hospital for a
bb mental health evaluation. I wonderwhat you're gonna find. Sorry for those
people that were on that flight,because you know it had to be delayed

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absolutely more. We got to getoff in the cops listen up to this
story. Twenty six year old KayleeRene Medina was arrested earlier this week in
San Antonio, charged with a phonycount of robbery, but that is not
all she did. A sixty oneyear old man connected with Medina on the

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dating app Seeking, which is asugar daddy website where people with a lot
of money can meet up with otherswho understand that they're basically going to be
arm candy for a rich guy.Plans were made for a dinner meeting and
the encounter went well with no issues. But then ten days later, Medina
showed up at the guy's house ataround two thirty in the morning. The

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man admitted he allowed her to comeinside and have some drinks with him.
Medina then asked him for two thousanddollars. When he told her he did
not have that kind of money around, she became i rate began destroying the
man's belongings in his home before grabbingsome detergent and pointed on the man's head,
getting the chemicals into his eyes,which permanently blinded. Oh somebody going

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to jail. Yeah, we pleasesay this is not the first time that
Kaylee Rene Medina has been in legaltrouble. Surprise surprise. In twenty twenty,
she was arrested and charged with abar shooting incident in San Antonio's West
Side, which is always kind ofsketchy. She's also been arrested several times
for driving while intoxicating. And youknow about San Antonio, Y, yes,

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I do. I'm a San Antoniohome gerl so prime girlfriend material.
Oh yeah, absolutely, that's thekind of woman you want in your stable,
right And yes, sir, well, a woman in Seattle, Washington.
Where are you go? Where y'allstand on botox? Yes? Are
safe necessary? Some people use itfor migrain headache. So this woman in
Seattle, Washington went to the wrongguy to get it done. And I

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put the warning out to all ofyou to do your research if you've got
to do it. She's fifty twoyears old. Seattle's Christa Carson has now
gone public with a very embarrassing situation. Says her doctor administered a clumsy and
careless injection of too much filler intoa major blood vessel near her nose,
a right smack dad in the middleof the face. It caused her flesh

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to neck recize, die off,and one of her nostrils fell off.
Oh damn, christ just says thatafter much research by her husband, they
finally found a facial prosthetics specialist.They finally did their research for the repair
to build her an attachable nostril thatopens up that shriveled, scarred nasal passage

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and is also functional as a breathingdevice. I need some Kleenex now,
Carson says. The injury is forcedher to stop botox and fillers, good
call and embrace her natural aging process. You can fight father time and mother
nature for only so long. Bothwill eventually win. I wonder that nostril
looks like the mister potato head knowsnow that would be funny. That would

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be funny, and they were theconcealer makeup and just try it and if
she didn't have it on at thetime and sneeze, well, okay,
here you go. It's just awoman's rev because hell hath no fury.
As you know. A wife inAustralia has threatened to protest outside of a
brothel in Gold Coast after her husbandspent nearly four thousand dollars on a seven

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hour sex bender there. The manwent to a place called the Pentagon Grand,
where he had intercourse with two sexworkers and paid for service upgrades,
including fetishes and fantasies. Well,that's going to be extra that right,
manager of the brothels had the manpaid for the first hour with cash because
he didn't want his wife to know. When he wanted to continue the X

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rated romp, he tried to doso using a bank transfer, but eventually
ended up using a credit card.When the bank transfer said pending after seven
hours, the sex worker said,we're done with him. Get him out
of here. We don't want himhere anymore. His irate wife later turned
up at the whorehouse with her husbandin tow. So, in other words,
he went home and he had toexplain it all to her. So

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he put ever nobody couldn't, claimingthat he had been drunk and on drugs
and had no recollection of the answer. Sure, yeah, no recollection at
all. Rightly, I dreamed it. The prostitutes at the Brussels brothel said
that this was a legitimate service witha legitimate charge, and the guy knew
exactly what he was doing. Hejust got caught by his wife. Yes,

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ninety two to five. Speaking ofzz Top, you know there's going to
be an auction in a few days, sir of Dusty Hills Memorabilia. You
know, Dusty passed away a coupleof years ago, and so they've got
all kinds of Dusty's memorabilia that hiswife put together and they're going to start

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auction eing off. We'll tell youall about that. That's right day after
tomorrow. It's going to go onpublic view and the next weekend is the
all right tomorrow is ask a Stuff, Dave, don't you know? So
if you have a question you wantanswered, call they Ask your Stuff Hotline
two and four eight six six eightysix hundred. Leave your question there,
well answer it on the air.We'll play Choose your News for those trains,

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Siberian Orchestra tickets that I don't believethere is. There is not a
theme. Not a theme this week, but the week after Christmas theme.
I'll say, Okay, holiday season. Now, if you've got impressionable kids
in the car, there's nothing dirtyabout what's going to go on here,
but you might want to plug theirears or turn the radio down because it's

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time to take a scientific look atSanta. Okay, there are two billion
kids under eighteen in the world,but since Santa doesn't appear to handle Muslim,
Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist, anda few others, that reduces the
workload to three hundred and seventy eightmillion at an average of let's say three

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and a half kids a household.That's ninety one point eight million homes,
assuming there's at least one good kidin each one. Now, Santa actually
has thirty one hours of Christmas.That's thanks to different time zones and the
rotation of the Earth. Assuming Santatravels east to west, that works out
to eight hundred and twenty two pointsix visits per second time, which means

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he has one one thousandth of asecond to park jump down the chimney,
fill the stockings, distribute the presents, eat those stale ass cookies you left
form, and get back into thesleigh. This means Santa has to move
at six hundred and fifty miles persecond, three thousand times the speed of

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sound. It can happen. Areyou with me? Now? The payload
of the sleigh, well, that'sanother dimension dooming. Each kid gets a
two pound toy, be it alego set or a dollar something. The
sleigh is carrying three hundred and twentyone thousand, three hundred tons, and
that's not counting Santus fat as.When you factor in what a normal reindeer

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can haul, that means you wouldneed two hundred fourteen thousand, two hundred
reindeer to pull the load, puttingthe total load at three hundred fifty three
thousand, four hundred thirty tons,or four times the weight of the Queen
Elizabeth ship. Are you still following? Yes? Yeah, okay, Now,

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three hundred fifty three thousand, fourhundred thirty tons traveling at six hundred
fifty miles per second would create somuch energy that the reindeer would burst into
flames instantaneously, vaporizing all two hundredfourteen thousand, two hundred reindeer and Santa
himself in four point two six secondwall. Sorry to ruin Christmas for you

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there, Brah, they want tohear the baby Disney wife. Come on,
I ain't got time for this,okay. If I run this down
for you, you better get yournarrow rumps off the bed, for I
kicked the lining out of it,just down on the fence. Yo.

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Check it out for the night beforeChristmas, and all through the hood ain't
nobody fronting yet. It was allgood. Yeah, Jordan's were hung by
the chimney with calf get hopes thatMC Santa was fitting the beads. There
the homies was crashed out, snuggingthese beds, Visions of extra Christmas dance
in their heads, babies in theskinness. Oh, looking fine. I
just got up to get a hita rip of wine. But all of

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a sudden I heard a loud noise. I thought that it was Pooky and
his oak cliff face. I openedthe window and looked outside. What did
I see? Made my eyes openwide. I couldn't believe what it was
I saw. I said to myself, Wow, what to my bloodshot eyes
did appear. A red elderaddo pulledby eighth rein dead. I heard the

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noise in my chimney, so Igrabbed my gun. I'm gonna off some
sucker if it tried to run.Someone was breaking in, so I hid
behind the couch. A guy appearedwith a big leather pouch. I knew
for Shore. I had nothing todread good thing for him because I shot
his ass dead. He got tobe a pimp, this I know.
He kept calling three bitches, sayinghome, oh oh. Reaching in his

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bag, he pulled to take nine. He said, it's your present.
Oh boy, it's fine. Ismelled his pipe. He was smoking to
Chronny, but I knew he wasabout to leave like a super son.
I knew it was Saint Nick.He wouldn't try to jump in. He
said, your boy, and thena high five minutes. But I heard
him yell as he flew out ofhere. He say, okay, okay.

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I ruined Christmas did not well?I will later plenty of Dallas Horras
Classic Broncolone Star ninety two five backon the chain game, busting up rocks
and picking up track. That's whatyou gotta do. Speaking of being in
Trouble. Uh, you'll know DaveGrohler the Food Fighter. Yeah, every
time the Food Fighters play. Heis a master of swearing. He cusses

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like a sailor on leave. Sohe needed some help not to curse during
the band's show after the Abu Dubai. Is that how you say? Yeah,
they're playing at the Abu Dabbi GrandPrix on Sunday. In Abu Dhabi,
cursing is strictly prohibited and if youdrop an F bomb, it's a

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crime that's punishable up to a yearin prison for cursing, so make sure
he kept things clean. Dave Grellhad a sign that said no cursing written
on it and taped to the stage, so when he looked down and said
don't curse, he ended up showingthe sign to the audience and then taped
it to his MIC's stand. Hetold the crowd, I think it's the

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first time ever that I didn't curseat a show. Tough must that have
been. I mean we're kind ofused to it because we're used to being
on the radio and censoring ourselves.Yeah, but for a whole concert,
of course, you should hear whatgoes on in here when the mics aren't.
Oh yeah, well day after Showpodcast too, like you will curse
a little bit, and I freakout. Whatever you guys think, I

(31:37):
know, because you think, ohmy god, a Mike's on, you
know, like, oh my god, Dave gro can go back to his
potty mouth ways tomorrow when the FooFighters kick off an Australian tour. And
I found this little jim. Here'sa little piece of history. You know
who died on this date. Innineteen ninety four, convicted serial killer Jeffrey
Dahmer, Oh was clubbed to deathby a fellow inmate in Wisconsin's Columbia Correctional

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Institution Gymnasium. Christopher Scarver, theman who admitted to doing the deed,
later said he did it because hejust didn't like him and he wouldn't shut
up. I've never heard Jeffrey Dahmersay a word, and now he won't
shut up. Yeah, well he'sgot the required guard behind bars. The
introvert went away, so I thought, all right, it's toy box Tuesday.

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I got to pull this one out. Oh no, out of the
old body. Jeffrey Dahmer. AJeffrey Dahmer song done by her friends pinkered
in Bowden way back during the Qone O two days and in honor of
this or just for a reason toplay this. This one is called It's
a garth Brook parody called friends incrawl Spaces, and it goes like the

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hell of Jeffrey Dahmer, Ladies andgentlemen, if you may remember this last
time they were here. It's reallytouching top I hack, then I slashed
my way to the top of pageone comes even checking. But they didn't

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suspect I was carving up fellers forfunning. I guess sign ever thought I
finally get caught. I hope thatthey all resting pieces because I'm locked away.
One more can I say? Isaid what I told the police got

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friends, and cross Face says Igot arms that legs and a fee faces
dashed all around. It did farsthe town. Well I met him in
bars on a friendly face. Theysaid, well I got them in jars

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and flower A says, oh God, A fraid fall you ms gay if

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you ain't like your friends. Iknow I was wrong. I just don't
be along. I guess you've heardthat one before. Everything, but the
guys they all dig me. I'mlike Elem noor rick pairs of face and
a jar by my door. Imust be insane. It's gotta have normal

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brain. What else could I doto get laid? Guy said, I
date made a terrible fate, deadup like Sautee. All got friends and
crawl spaces every shape, man,size and fall races, all bud and

(35:12):
get must be well. I gotone battle really kill you. I'm the
poster child for Naprophelia. I gotfriends ball really cook awbout him off.

(35:36):
I'm not gonna get I got friendsand crawlspaces. I love where that's name
mill walk in famous all I gotfriends in cross space. Thank your fins
from every network and hell and welove you baking. They got Ben from

(35:57):
the Nashville Network because of that song. Oh well, be doing stuff like
that is what Kurt Stephen Tyler's vocalchords. That's why he has to sit
out part of the tour. Well, and he's not as young as he

(36:19):
used to be, and the oldchords get old too. Yes, they
do remember what he did on backin the Saddle, Just a blood curdling
scream at the beginning. Yeah,well, guess what he's probably backing off
that little bit because he wants tohave a career later on. Coming up,
we have tickets to see the TransSiberian Orchestra. But uh, you
know, a little Christmas day.I love playing these old Christmas things.

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If you smell that smell, thatsmells like somebody peede on a campfire.
But know who's coming? Oh hesaid, let's say let's get it over
with. Come on in, Bobjeez. Oh yeah, tay this bunkaroose

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bucker. If you're taking all youryilans to meet Sanity at the mall,
so tell him what they want forChristmas. It can be a traumatic experience
when they see one or more Sennyis running around the mall. They gonna
look up at you with them helplesspuppy Islee, Mommy Eddy? Is that

(37:28):
the real city? What are yougonna say? What are you gonna say?
I don't know. That's why I'mhere to try and help you parents
out. Barbecue Bob's top tenly adrum roll, These are the top ten
signs that the Sanny in the mallain't the real Senny. Number ten,

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Number ten. The real Senny don'thave wild turkey on his breath drum or
nine. The real Centing won't askyou to bring a pair of your mama's
panti is next the short sign,the short sign number break. The real

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Centy won't hold two fingers behind yourhead when they take the pick. Number
seven. The real Senny won't tellyou not a snowman. Chance in hell?
Kid, did you tell him whatyou want for the Christmas? Won't
do that number six. The realSenny don't have to take a break to

(38:36):
check with his parole office for halfway. Number five. The real senty won't
fart why any that? No?Number four? The real Sentning won't pick
his nose while you're sitting in thatnumber three hat. The real Centing won't

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tell you to slipping my tin ifyou really won't get for Christen Yeah,
number two? Number two, Areal Sanny don't read huffer during this pres
Your number one sign at the cityin the mall ain't the real Seny.

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The real Senity don't ask you togrind a little bit washing his wild I'm
just trying to hell. Oh yeah, yeah, y'all. Thanks by real

(39:45):
American a hole, real American,We salute you, mister Department Star Santa
Claus, mister departments santacause you spendthe eleven months preparing for this gig and
you don't even have the decency togrow a real beer. Oh, you're

(40:07):
barely one rung above the greeter atWalmart, but at least he still has
a job. Come December twenty six, let's go down to you unemployment.
Your days are spent with Braddy toddlersurinating on your lap, but you don't
care. You have a bird's eyeview of every milf in the metropolitan area,

(40:29):
and Daddy is never around. Jacob'sson has got it going out.
The last kid was enough to sendyou into a drunken rage, but you
kept your cool, knowing full wellthat little turn isn't getting a thing he
wants for Christmas. So we saluteyou, mister department store Santa Claus,

(40:50):
your bumnee, your chin flask,and your parole officer. You are a
real American alele a whole whole lotof laughs on the right to work the
bow and them show I the oneI didn't do it must have been a
said right, didn't good? Ididn't do it. I take the fifth

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on them. Okay, we havetickets to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
A week from Friday? A weekis it? It? Really? We
are a week from Friday? Damnthe days are just creeping up on us.
Right. So we told you thattoday is National French Toast Day.
It really is. So we're goingto play a commercial about French toast.

(41:36):
You tell me the name of therestaurant. This is ridiculously easy. If
y'all don't get this right off thebat, I'm leaving after the show.
All right, here you go.Yeah, have you tried to see Dennis
French toast slide? Now? WeAmericans are so lucky? Well the way,
can't we get it here? Weinvented drinks toalls, but he took

(41:57):
it to have so true. Ithink I want French toast. Perfect timing.
Right now, you can go toyour own see make mine with the
seven green bread with shrubberries. Ohno wait bananas ooh and Glasby cons whoa
I cauld choose I own sauces?Better? Hurry, beautiful, it's not
gonna be around for that long.Red, white, and blue plates.

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Specials are as American as apple pie, especially the apple pie French toast.
Okay, all right, so thereyou go is it this one? Uh?
Yeah, I told you it's easy. Yeah, I told you it
was easy. I see what you'rewriting. No, am I wrong?
No, ain't, I ain't?I got it? Hey got it?

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Two one four or eight one sevenseven eight seven five. Let's see if
we can get somebody on the you'llprobably already know this. There was one
word in there that gave it away. Yes, I know. Well,
then show, all right, whatproduct is that that is a restaurant that
serves French toast? What is it? I hop no, I'll see that

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would have been even easier than thisone. Yeah, boll of them.
Show Can you tell me what restaurantthat is that serves French toast? Denny's
is right? I told you oldJesus when they said the French toast slam.
Oh yeah, I left that inthere, you saying, because I
don't want to be here all day, because tomorrow we do choose your news,

(43:29):
and I hopefully that I can getme a green slim speaking of Danny's.
All right, who is this?Scott? All right, Scott,
hang on just a minute and we'llhook you up. Okay, okay,
Scott, is mister excitement. Ithink you just woke up. Well that's
all right, so did we chancein Orchestra Not the only great show coming

(43:51):
to town. Austin's own Shaky Graves, who combines blues with country and rock
and roll. He sold out RedRocks Amphitheater last year. He's having an
invitation only it show with iHeartRadio atthe Factory in Deep Elum December fifth.
And we have your tickets to thisprivate event next hour in the lone Star
ticket window, so be listening ateight forty. Of course, you can

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get concert info on demand anytime atlone Star ninety two to five dot com,
Dallas Horors Clissic Wrong lone Star ninetytwo five. Sammy Hagar he's always
into something. Well yeah, ifhe's not touring with the Circle, he's
making tequila right, or he's makingfood at his Cobo Wabbo Cantina. Have
you ever been there, by theway, No, Well it's okay.

(44:36):
Don't get a hamburger because they don'tknow how to make meat. They're too
close to the ocean. All Iknow is that when I went, the
people, the tourists that were onthe dance floor did not know how to
dance, so they can't click andthey can't dance at Cabo Wabbo Cantina.
Come on, white people on thedance floor, have a look at you.

(44:57):
The tequila was awesome though, Yeah, that's why those white people out
there dancing like they got spaz attacksor something. Here. I'm wondering if
you guys knew a record company guyaround here named Ronnie Raphael Ronnie for thirty
five years. He looks exactly likewhat rockstar Pete Townsend. Pete Townsend.
He goes to Kabba Wabble Cantina andsome of the other guys in the who
were there to jam with Sammy's band, they thought he was He shows up

(45:21):
and had to escape out the back. Fans were chasing him and he had
to go through a limousine and outthe other side of the limousine to run
away from them. All. Oh, that's funny, that's funny. But
he does look like Pete Towns.Oh. I was with him in Las
Vegas one time and people came upwith records in their hands, going,
Oh, isn't that crazy. That'sfunny, that's funny, But I'm not

(45:45):
really surprised, right Like, itlooks like and a comedian friend named Bruce
Babyman Bomb looked just like David Crosbyyears and years. This back in the
Q on O two days and wewere in the topless bar and these dancers
were coming up offering him free lampdances and signing stuff, and he say
stay clean. Oh he was signingit. Yes, he was signing it

(46:07):
down. That's because they came upand said, what am I supposed to
do? Go for it, man, I'll let you get a free lamp
dancer too. My nephew looks likeMichael Phelps, the swimmer, the Olympic
swimmer all time. Great, right, So anytime he's at a bar in
Austin, people start sending him drinksthinking it's Michael S. Phelps, great
swimmer, great swimmer. He justlike drinks. All right, thank you,

(46:28):
I appreciate it. They probably knowabout the pot smoking thing with Michael
Phelps too, so they're like,here's a joint to get your beer head.
Here, take a bong. Imade it just for you tomorrow.
Ask good stuff day. Let megive you the phone number to leave your
question two one four eight six sixeighty six hundred. Leave your question there.
We'll answer it for you also,Dean Lewis will be here because I

(46:49):
am out of town starting tomorrow morningand bells leaving town. But that's okay,
Dean's gonna be here. We likehaving, do you know? All
right? Time for another Christmas diddyout of the Christmas toy y'all ready?
Yeah, here you go, andwelcome back to the radio shopping club,
where we have no idea how thoseother charges wound up on your credit card.

(47:13):
Hey there, I'm your host,David. Ordinary blinking Christmas lights are
so boring. That's because they're sopredictable. Why not put some excitement into
your Christmas with RSCS flickering Christmas lights? Now, look at this. They
don't blink in a boring pattern.What they do is they flicker on and
off sporadically because each set has aspecial Christmas short in the wiring. Watch

(47:38):
this now, I'm just gonna plugthis in. Oh okay, okay.
You see they flickered on for liketwo seconds, flickered off for a second,
flickered on for half a second.Now they're flickering so fast they can't
keep tracking them. Plus every timethey flicker, you'll hear that loud festive
crackling sound. Listen to that.It's like a fireplace. And sometimes when

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r scs flickering Christmas lights flicker realfast, every light in your house will
flicker too, giving your whole housethat gorgeous holiday glow. Yep, there
go the studio lights don't panic.Plus the cord is specially chafed in places,
so the bare wires shows through.That allows festival holiday sparks to shoot

(48:20):
out and put on a Christmas lightshow you'll never forget. Isn't that brilliant?
Happy Holidays. We'll be right backon Leeayo shopping. I love the
colored lights every and the way thatlead you stop their cars and stead mistreams

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class on my mom, plastic andykings and reindeer everywhere, strain and up
decorations, eat strain about tower stationsand bake asical life or nation. It's
a shamport to come thronation streaming updecorations, a short by you, stations

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shine, popping out, radiation,shindysundcations. Welcome on. I'm Norman Stree
in the morning. God keep thooseule tied decorations are b winter God grations.

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It's mine plugged tree that you're thesame. Your God would love you
if I could keep him up toowell. Past Eastern could not. The
main juice station guys Man's Dastination saidKacs had full clean shage. Drama Boy

(50:12):
and Evation Stream were stations, Shakeand spondations the show Doll Classic Clock lone

(50:49):
Star ninety two fathers, all right, I'll play it a request for this
one after that one, grand jove. He's got no less couldn't read them.

(51:09):
But now what's your take? Himto never take a hook became a
found nation or of Mexico. Youknow he's got a car and not a
residence in the bland drive on abad dribe. He's a breath the wheel.
He's in both his hands for sunderyand language. You don't understand he's

(51:31):
got something and proceeds on the He'swithout deservance, and you know he's at
it a bland drive on a baddribe him a grand dribe. He sends

(51:55):
below the way he can barely seeif he keep your eyes come, he's
got a droll guys driving drive.See, I saw you popping up on

(52:30):
my email when I was playing PaperbackRiders, so I know what you want
That's why I'm here. Boys andgirls. All right, it is Tuesday,
which means tomorrow's ask the Stuff Day, So get your questions in on
the answer stuff. I now,first, this fall another round with COVID
nineteen shuddered. Stephen Colbert's The LateShow. Now the show is again sideline

(52:53):
because he has a ruptured dependent.Yeah. I saw his post yesterday.
I was so bummed for him,and I'm had one. But I heard
them things hike. Oh yeah,and it could be deadly because your bladi
goes into sepsis. The comedian revealedon social media that he's recovering after surgery,
wiping out planned shows for pretty muchthe rest of this week. Going
forward, all emails to my appendixwill be handled by Mike Pancreasy joke.

(53:17):
Colbert had three shows planned, includingguests Jennifer Gardner, Patrick Stewart, and
Kelsey Grammer, plus the return offormer band leader John Batiste and Barbara streisand
was supposed to be on the show. Oh god, so they gotta scrap
them. Well, no, shewas on last week, so I think
this week it was just her doingthe Colbert questionnaire. Yeah, okay,
but still, I mean those aresome big name guests. Now, I

(53:40):
have never heard of this bar,but I've heard people talk about it.
In March of this year, barcalled the Dallas Site celebrated it's fifty year
anniversary. It's one of the oldestcontinuously operating bars in Dallas, and it's
the oldest bar in the history ofthe city that was owned solely by a
woman, but that woman is nowgone. Owner Ronda Nail died last Saturday

(54:04):
the age of sixty seven after along battle with cancer. Miss Nail and
oak Cliff Native bought the Dallas Sitewhere their husband James Nail back in nineteen
seventy three. It was then locatedon Gaston Avenue near Fitzhugh. At the
time they married, they also ownedthe office lounge in the new spot that
is now called the Goat. Okaythat many people in Dallas have said that
the Dallas Site was their favorite neighborhoodwatering hole and so have been going there

(54:28):
ever since it opened fifty years ago. I had never heard of it,
but I've heard friends of mine talkabout, Oh man, you've got a
goal, which feel good. Ilove those neighborhood bars over there in that
area. You know, I loveme a dive bar. Just hanging out
in dive bar, listening to peopletalk to each other. Yeah, hey,
speaking of drinking. The drunkest cityin Texas might surprise you. Do

(54:51):
they have any guesses? Anyone?I did? Good? Dallasite, Dallas,
Nope, Nope. Twenty four toseven Tempo, a financial news website,
looked at the percentage men and womenover the age of eighteen who reported
heavy or binge drinking in metros acrossthe United States and in Texas. Sherman
Dennison drink number one, with twentyone point one percent of adult stating that

(55:15):
they drink excessively. Sherman Dennis.Why is it real boring there or something?
Yeah, there's nothing to do.What's the population of that town?
How did they make number one?Can't you go see the Dwight David Eisenhower
Museum. Now I've been there,to that little house where Dwight Eisenhower was
born. It's actually a cute littlething. And Dennison Downtown Dennison's cute.

(55:37):
Yeah, but it makes you wantto drink for segre Yes, So somewhere
hurtling more than two hundred miles aboveour beautiful blue Ball is one of Earth's
newest satellites, my friend, Andwhat is that? It's a toolbag?
What? It's not the kind oftoolbag that I was hoping. I was
hoping maybe that it was a toolbag that was in front of me in

(55:58):
the tollway yesterday afternoon. But youknow that's a Subag's see him launched into
space. This is an actual bagof tools that got loose from some astronauts
and it's rotating around the Earth.Now. It's possible that you might be
able to spot it with a telescopeor a good pair of binoculars. I
guess. The white Satchellite toolbag slippedaway from two astronauts during a rare all

(56:21):
female spacewalk on November first, asthey performed maintenance on the ISS. The
bag was spotted floating over Mount Fujilast week by a Japanese astronaut. Then
again, with a good set ofmonoculars, NASA says, you just might
be able to see it. Reallya tool bag. I want some of
them NASA ranches that y'all had.And speaking of that, astronomers have detected

(56:45):
a mysterious blast of radio waves thathave taken eight billion years to reach Earth.
Well, how do they know that? They don't know where it came
from. The fast radio burst isone of the most distant and energetic ever
observed. Fast radio burst our FRBsare intense millisecond long burst of radio ways
with unknown origin. The first wasdiscovered in two thousand and seven, and

(57:07):
since then hundreds of these quick cosmicflashes have been detected, coming from distant
points across the universe. The burstlasted less than a millisecond, but in
that fraction of a moment, itreleased the equivalent of our son's energetic emissions
over the course of thirty years.Wow, they know that from just that
one little I guess so people.A research team trace the burst to what

(57:30):
appears to be a group of twoor three galaxies that are in the process
of merging, interacting, and formingnew stars. There's got to be other
life forms out there, man,you think, yeah, I would say
so. And there is a newcity law in New York that bans discriminating

(57:51):
against someone because of their height orweight that went into effect last week,
six months after Mayor Eric Adams firstsigned the ledge. The law adds those
two categories to the list of characteristicsthat are protected from housing, job,
and public discrimination, alongside things likeace, gender, race, religion,
or sexual orientation. The City Councilwill approve the bill back in May,

(58:14):
and Mayor Eric Adams sunded it intolaw the same month, saying that heavier
people should not be treated differently whenthey're applying for a job. Un listen
to all you Can Eat restaurant aCity council Earlier this year, several New
Yorkers testified about the bad effects weightdiscrimination had upon them. So apparently apparently

(58:37):
they listen. But if you doget discriminated, if you're in New York
and you do get discriminated about yourweight, yeah, well then there's a
place you can turn to. Haveyou been discriminated against because you heighte a
weight, then you need a lawyeryou can trust, and that the law
offices of Skinny, Fatty and Shorty. We can get you to compensation you
deserve. Whether you're a big fatfattie or you a little short stack,

(58:57):
or if you're a little chubvy shortywiling Aroun looking like a little potato.
We can help no chubby, disgustingfatty, a little tiny shorties. Two
Rotunda itty bitty. Maybe you're sofat. Just looking at you makes you
want to wretch. If you've gotmoney, I'll represent you. Just listen
to this satisfied chubby, fatty bumbleady client. Excuse me, you ll
have to speak up. I can'thear you over the rolls in your neck,
fat rolls, your chubby. Youhear me, chubby, So what

(59:20):
are you waiting for? It?No matter how big and fat or short
and stout, you walk all theloftses of skinny, fatty and shorty making
the law work for you. Say, I'm Alspaniel and they're so sensitive there,
aren't you? Why? I canjust see Jeane Simmons with his hair
all cropped up with a fountain ontop, twisting side to side, singing
us all over God, mind onanother blood pellet and for everybody else.

(59:43):
You know, I have a shirtsomewhere in my storage and with Jeane Simmons
blood pellet. Oh my god,marsh pit, oh god. Yeah.
It was like one of my firstIt was my first concert that I ever
went to was to see kas reallyand I was like pressed up against the
bars that when I left, Ihad three big, huge bruises across my

(01:00:05):
thighs, my waist and my chest. That was your first concert? Yeah,
kiss, Wow, kiss is yourfirst awesome. And I don't smell
that shirt because it's more than bloodpellet. That's yogurt eggs and a blood
pellet nets together and God only knowswhat else nasty? All right? Who
on Graves tickets? There? AlexClayton hanging out in Grapevine. Congratulations Alex

(01:00:29):
Shaky Graves. Remember yep, tomorrow'sAsk a Stuff Day, So if you
got a question, leave it onthe Ask You Stuff Hotline two one four
eight six six eight six zero zero. And this is something that kind of
caught my eye. Yeah. PaulMcCartney, Elton John, and Garth Brooks
will make appearances in the sequel.This is Final Tap. Isn't that cooling?

(01:00:52):
Going to be a sequel to thishis Final Tap? Yeah. Director
Rob Reiner, who directed the firstone, says we're I wanted to start
shooting at the end of February.It will reportedly parody The Last Waltz,
director Martin Scorsese's film about the band'sfarewell show on Thanksgiving nineteen seventy six in
San Francisco. Yeah, and ifanybody can do it, Rob Reiner can

(01:01:15):
do it. Christopher guests, Ohyeah, Christopher guests, Yeah great,
all of them. I can't wait. I love all the guest movies.
Yeah. Harry Shearer as Derek Small's. We once did an interview with him
and we have to said, yougot to talk to him like he's Derek
Smalls because he's not gonna don't askhim about the Simpsons or anything. How

(01:01:37):
many times did you get stuck inthe little pond in a Yeah? Sure,
why not? The three of themplayed in concert in Grand Prairie several
years ago. Christopher guests Michael McKeonand Harry Shearer, and they also played
as the Folksman. Yeah he did. They had banjos and acoustic guitars,
but there was not did you everhear the Folkesman doing start Me Up by

(01:01:59):
the Rolling Stone? Oh, letme start requests. You're gonna have to
dig that out. I'm I'm gonnasave that for Fun with Music Day on
Thursday. All right, Yeah,that's my request for Thursday. Let me
let me write it down. SoI was literally writing it down on a
pathwack. I want you to hearit because it's really clever it's really clever.
Meanwhile, Paul McCartney's Life and Lyricspodcast you can catch it every Sunday

(01:02:22):
morning here on lone Star ninety twofive Sunday Mornings at seven. Paul McCartney
dives deep into his songwriting process workingwith the Beatles, the Band Wings,
Life with Linda You can hear itall. Life in Lyrics podcast featuring Paul
McCartney on lone Star ninety two tofive every Sunday morning at seven right here

(01:02:44):
on lone Star Dallas. What wasClassic Rock? Lone Star ninety two five.
How would you like to be StevenTyler's kid? Yeah, especially when
you find out late in life thatyou're his kid? Oh yeah, Live
Tyler. She thought that Todd Runggunwas her dad, you know, me
and Tyler thought she was an onlychild and then later found out, Oh

(01:03:06):
I have a big sister. Hey. Speaking of Stephen Tyler and his kids,
that's part of our time wasters.B oh yeah. Yes. Stephen
Tyler's second daughter, Mia Tyler openingup about her dad and she is not
holding back. She was a gueston the Bad Bad Baby Dad podcast and
according to me and her dad isa narcissist. He's older, so he

(01:03:30):
can kind of get away with itmore now because he's in his seventies.
But his form of narcissism I thinkwas bred from the fact that he's famous,
to the point where everywhere he goes, people are like and they will
do anything for him, any store, any anything. They just come up
and they want pictures or they wantto give him things. And so it's

(01:03:52):
like, when you spend your wholelife being treated like that, you don't
know any other way. So maybeit's just because he's my dad and I'm
sticking up for him, but Ialmost feel like, well, it's not
really his fault. Well I couldkind of see that. Yeah, as
long as you don't turn into areal prick, you know. She says
she's close to her dad, butshe still calls him a narcissist. But
she also talks about in this podcasthow when she was a teenager, she

(01:04:15):
was super depressed and the only waythat she could tell her dad about what
she was feeling what she was goingthrough was through music. So she gave
him a Slipknot album and told himlisten to this to understand me. I
was so scared to tell him thatI was depressed and upset in life and
I didn't know what to do.And the Slipknot album, the very first
one, just Slipnot. I gaveit to him and I said, listen

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to this. If you want tounderstand how I feel, listen to this.
And months went by it and hecalls me sobbing and he was like
they went for a walk and justcried in the woods and he called me
and he was like, I'm sosorry and like we had this whole thing.
Oh yeah, Wow, y'all everheard that Slipknot album No All the

(01:05:00):
Way? Very upset, It's verypissed off heavy metal. Yeah, I
like that pissed off. Well,if you want to check out Bad Bad
Baby Dad, the podcast featuring MiaTyler, we've got the link up on
our page and Dave Grohl you talkedabout this earlier. We've got the social
media post of him with his microphoneand his sign that says no cursing,

(01:05:23):
No cursing. In case you missedit earlier, he had a concert this
past Sunday in Abu Dhabi and cursingis strictly, strictly prohibited. Yes,
if you say the f word.You can go to prison there for up
to a year. Dave Grohl tookit seriously and had to remind himself not
to curse, and fortunately for himhe got through it well. We've got

(01:05:44):
his social media posts. In QueenNews. They have posted episode forty one
of season two of their YouTube seriesThe Greatest, which goes behind the scenes
of what it takes to create aqueen show. This week, Brian May
and Roger Taylor revealed their unique philosophyon encores and how they approach encourse.
We've got that up. And alsoa post from Brian May. His driver,

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the guy he used to drive himaround whenever he was at home in
England of thirty years, passed awaywhile he was on tour and he has
a very emotional post about that,so you can check that out. And
another John Lennon box set on theway, this one focusing on his fourth
album, Mind Games The Ultimate Collection. And George Harrison's widow Olivia Harrison has

(01:06:28):
shared an Apple commercial from England thatfeatures George Harrison's song Isn't It a Pity?
It made Ao Cry this morning?Little Misty, Little Misty. Yeah,
an absolutely beautiful advertisement and you knowaround Christmas the advertisements get very heartfelt
and they pull at your heartstrings.She has done a phenomenal, award winning

(01:06:50):
level job of doing that in thiscommercial. Oh this commercial is incredible and
it's for Apple, So if youwant to check it out, we've got
that up also on our page.You heard it earlier in the Freakin' Fool
file. It's a small world afterall, and it takes on a whole
new meeting a guy decided to justtake off his clothes in the small World

(01:07:13):
display, and yes, it isa small world. You can check out
the video none Safe for Work.It's on the ball of M page at
lone star ninety two to five dotcom. You'll find out just how small
you know. Joan Jet looks likeshe'd be a good girlfriend for no other
reason that she could help you ina fight. Oh yeah, you got
in a bar fight. Take thatass, jo take care of my light.

(01:07:34):
Work for it. Well that's theend of another Toy Box Tuesday.
Man, that was fun. Youenjoyed some of the Christmas didies, but
we got a lot more to playbetween now and the big holiday, don't
you know? I sure did lovethat little Santa rap and Barbecue Bob.
Well you love the rufus X Nightbefore Christmas? Well you haven't heard Barbecue

(01:07:57):
Bob's Night before Christmas Part one andPart two parts There is a part two
that goes along with that. I'llsave it for you, don't you work?
Now? Up next is our aftershow decompression session. Or we don't
know what the hell we're gonna talkabout, but we'll just run our gums
like we always. It always turnsto food. Yes, I remember,

(01:08:18):
tomorrow is ask his Stuff Day,So give us a call on the Ask
You Stuff Hotline. Leave a questiontwo one four eight, six, six
eighty six A zero zero, hearyourself on the ear and we'll answer you
a question. I play choose yourNews. There is no theme this time,
but there will be a Christmas themenext week. Okay, that's all
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gladthe theme is next week because I won't

(01:08:41):
be here tomorrow. Dean Lewis willbe filling in for Anadhara, playing the
part of the Ana Dahrror. She'stalking about herself in third person, so
I think she losing it. Ithink this is sunking all the brain cell
juice. Out of them. Butthat's all right, because you know,
absolutes makes the heart grow fonder.I think it's absence. Oh that's right.

(01:09:02):
Absinence doesn't make anybody sounder, I'mtelling you. So the f show
tomorrow, Ask a Stuff Day andDean Lewis will be here. As far
as the after show decompression session,your guests is as good as any one
of ours, don't you know.But we'll be back tomorrow with another Ask

(01:09:23):
as Stuff Day and maybe some moreChristmas dities to fill the time. So
make sure you don't oversleep because somebodywill say, man, a good thing
you overslept. You wouldn't believe that, dash. So we will see you
on tomorrow, and I have agood trip and we'll see when you get
back. All right, So let'sget ready. Let me, let me
push all the buttons that need tobe pushed and unpushed something that doesn't need

(01:09:46):
to be pushed, and we'll seeyou on the after show. Okay,
as we say, keep it betweenthe ditches. Bye,