The Bo and Them Full Show - Ask Us Wednesday The Holiday Edition, Dean Lewis in for Anna - November 29, 2023 (Ep 1057)

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so lo you'll figure it's a miracle. Crazy Freddy's House of Nativity Scenes not
affiliated with Marty's Manger Huts. Ohit's Christmas time again and I'm tossing in
my bed. I've got visions ofbankruptcy dancing in my head. Well it
was almost three a m NFL asleepand last that's when I was visited by

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the ghost of purchases past. Hecame by to remind me of the dolls
so hot last year I stood inline for quite some I'm for my child,
so gear I almost had a heartattack when I heard the cop.
Now it's on the closet floor withall its length ripped off. Tag them

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off with merchandise. Mother us witheyes, Oh what fun it is to
spend money we don't have. Mommywants to buy a Christmas sweater at the
garden. Billy wants to stand inline to be on Santa's lamb. I
decorated my front lawn with Santa andhis slave. But old Spot the family

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dogs. He's humping Wickson's plane.And I think children should have fun,
even those darntines, but it shouldnot be an inflatable girl in my major
scene, Hard the merry relatives descendon Christmas Eve, bringing every kind of
dysfunctionality. Team kids were screaming everyanywhere. It was getting old, so

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I topped off all the drinking withsome of the shitqueer voue gold route off
the red Nose. Uncle kept drinkingwhiskey hours. Then he passed out in
the fire and kept us warm forhours. I was pretty drunk myself on
that special day, but I feltso very love because Spot was humping my

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word. Well ho ho ho Moreperverted Christmas cheer from the bow and them
show and there's more to come bythe way. Just thought you'd like to
know. And as you know,Annabelle is not here for the rest of

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the week, so please welcome DeanLewis back. Thank you very much.
Welcome Dean. It's great to behere to prove a zepch doesn't work.
So nice to be here and getthe white shot, get the white shot.
So so once you've been lately.Oh man, I'm doing all kinds
of great stuff. I've got agocase at the Addison Improv tonight. They
would give some tickets away. Myclasses, graituating love to have people come

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out. Comedy class, right,I stand up class. Yeah, I've
got fourteen people. It's gonna bean amazing night. Lots of great comedy
and everybody does like five minutes,five to six and then a couple.
You know. I've got some ringers, some really great comics. David Jesse
at the very Whitewater. I'll closethe show out and uh it's a fun
time showtimes seven thirty to nine,So come on out, all you boat
regards the bare white Water talk likethis Verry white Water. He does you

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know he doesn't, No, youthink you would though. Yeah, yeah,
well the name like very white watera stay man, I've got a
great idea for it. Have youever done that boat? We were with
a woman who used the lower sexyboys, thinking it's gonna work, and
then she's like, wow, he'stalking so weird. Harry out before my
mom gets home. I'm just ablack friend of mine that would. He
would always say that black people whenthey're talking, they talk normal, but

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when they get pissed on the bootup like that. But when they talking
to the baby, come on,come on over, let's plow the field.
One pie. That's my man.That's my man. So today is
ask us Stuff Day today, whereyou're gonna ask us any legitimate question.
If it's a legitimate question, thengo on with it. And we have

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to ask your stuff hotline. Wegot some good ones on there, so
we'll have those for you. Andof course Jean Lewis top it all off.
Glad to have you undersaid you.I am the cherry on your pie.
DFW. Some people are going solet's see what we're celebrating today.
I mentioned yesterday was Turkey Leftover's Daybecause it was it was the last day

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to eat your turkey leftover an updatefor you guys later on that. Oh
yeah, yeah yeah. So todayis throw out your Leftover's Day? So
did you eat your leftover? Idid, made a big pot of Texas
turkey gulash with rigatoni and broth addedinto it. And I did two trots
this morning between five and find fifteen. Damn, that's that's a whole lot

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better than just micro waving whatever yougot there is. Yeah. Yeah.
It's also Electronic Greetings Day, wecelebrate by sending E cards to every person
on our contact list we haven't chadwith. And while e cards, also
known as electronic cards, are digitalgreeting cards or postcards created using digital media,
can't just go to the Hallmark storeand buy a card. You gotta

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have any cards be cool. Todayis Package Protection Day, which made me
think, would't you just love tocatch a porch pirate stealing stuff from your
front porch when you just happen tohave a baseball bat in your hand?
God, that would be so good. Have you seen the videos where people
prank the porch pirates and put aoh yeah, put a bomb in there,

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yeah, on them, poo bombor something. Chadwick Bozeman Day held
on his start. You know,he was in Black Panther in the Marvel
movies. He played anyway, heplayed the Jackie rob a movie forty two
passed away too early. It's timeto get something to eat. National Lemon
Cream Pie Day, of course,you know, according to culinary historians,

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people have been joining lemon flavor customersand dessert since the Middle Ages. Do
I have to stay till ten?Come on, man, It's also National
Chocolate's Day. Come ons, lockthe box chocolates. They have no no,
it's choose women Wednesday. All rightside, I always do, no

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matter what day of the week itis. I'm with you. It's the
customer is wrong day. I meanyou've already heard the saying customer all ain't
right. Well, sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're real jerk offs. Sometimes
you got to tell them to shoveits Sideway fast food drive through customers in
front of me. National Square DanceDay, Doci dough and Promenade whatever that
means. And Rockefeller Center Christmas treelighting today. Oh ah, that's awesome.

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It's on the Wednesday after Thanksgiving ceremonyas hell for the first time.
If you have to be there.Say hello to share Barry Manolo and Kelly
Clarkson. I read last night there'salso tree lightings coming up in downtown Dallas
and also downtown Austin. Really yeah, pretty soon? All right, Well,
let's do our morning stretch of Arewe already hacking up half along?

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We haven't got into the show yet. Yeah, don't you boys club?
You already get your ass up becauseit's timed up. It's showtime, Dallas
Horse Classic, Roncoelom Star ninety twoto five. You better run luck he
Okay, what because we got thefreaking fool file coming up? But now
it's six thirty in Times for Sportsof all sorts. I mean, where's

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my organ I've never said that before. There is alright, I've heard many
things about your organ. Well,some of them are true, some of
them are. The Dallas Mavericks,one of the most valuable sports franchises in
the world, are set to undergoa major change in ownership. Probably are
heard this story, but owner MarkCuban confirmed his plans to sell a majority

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steak in the team to billionaire MarriamAdelson. I don't know who she is,
but she gonna have that with herfamily. And she's buying them for
a whopping three and a half billiondollars. Did you know the MAVs were
worth that much? The deal couldshake up the professional basketball world and have
far reaching implications for the sport.Now, Mark Cuban would maintain operational control,

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even though the Adelsons would own agreater than fifty percent steak in the
Mavericks. I guess that's part ofthe deal. The news comes days after
Cuban revealed that after being on ABC'sShark Tank for over ten years, the
sixteenth season will be his last.Yeah. Yeah, he's making some changes
in his life, ain't they now. I think he just kind of wants

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to slow down a little bit.Word okay. Cuban also confirmed that a
possible agreement between Mark Cuban and theLas Vegas Sands Corporation is in the works,
which would merge their interest to createa Dallas resort, casino, and
arena. However, the deal isstill pending approval by the NBA Board of
Governors. The plan is to proceedwith the project if gambling is legalized in

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Texas. I don't know if GregAbvitt has the sense to do that,
but that's what it would make.Saw picture that for a moment half billion
dollars man. Yeah, Now comparativelybo Star Wars. When George Lucas sold
Star Wars to Disney, wasn't ita deal for about four billion or so?
It was? Yeah, that isa big price tag for a ball

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team, is it not. It'svery big price tag for a ball team.
You guys, remember how the Maverickswere before Mark Cuban Bottom, Like
it was just they weren't well takencare of, like I think they practiced
at YMCA on Don Carter was theowner back then. Remember when they when
he came in and new and theyall the players are like, it's amazing
we have lockers. Now there's acure for jockets. We haven't heard about

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Cuban Bottom for what Hunchey Box twentyfive? Yeah, no, I don't
know how much. You know whatit like half of it was a big
deal back then. Do you thinkit was in the tens of millions?
Maybe? Well brought heart to theteam. It wasn't like just about money.
He brought a heart to that team. Three and a half billion dollars
a lot of money here, Yeah, I met. Yeah, so there's

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more sports news. On a nightwhere Hall of Famer Dirk and Whiskey was
on the play by play call forthe Dallas Mavericks game against the Houston Rockets,
it was fitting that Luka Donchek cameout and put up forty one points
on a defense that's tied for beingthe best in the MBA. Oh,
that's right, Yeah, the theRockets are supposed to be really good at
defense. Yeah. You know alot of people don't know that don chik

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is a Slovian word for who thereit is, all right? Yeah.
After falling down by nine points inthe third quarter and entering the fourth quarter
trailing by four, the MAVs weatherthe storm and outscored the Rockets by ten
in the final frame en route toone hundred and twenty one to one hundred
and fifteen win. I'll do it. The most impressive part of don Chick's
forty one point night is that hedid it against arguably the best defense in

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league, not committing a single turnover. The Mans are now three oh the
season with dun Check doesn't turn theball over, and it was his second
forty game performance with no turnovers.Really pretty good. That rarely happens pretty
good. The Mans are now elevenand six and third in the Western Conference,
will now get a few days morerest before taking on the depleted I

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love that the depleted three thirteen MemphisGrizzlies, Oh American Airlines Center on Friday.
Oh, there you go, andyou know, here come your Dallas
Stars. Yeah. So let's talka little bit about Jake Oudinger. Did
I get that right? On?Dallas? On in your stop? Twenty

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seven shots to record his first shutoutof the season. He led the Stars,
who were two old, victory overwinn a peg. That's a big
deal, isn't it? Be inthe pig? Be in the peg?
Yeah. Forwards Tyler Sagan and JoePavelski kicked ass too. They scored for
Dallas. Sagan put he put thegame away late in the third period a
pass from Mason Marchmant, who flippedthe puck over to fallen defenceman Nate Schmid.

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He put the punk into the emptyside of the net. Now Jack's
goalie, Connor, I need yourhelp on this one. Both Connor hell
lubuh, goalie for Olynipeg. Connorreferred to I don't know, I have
no idea say that though I dofeel better, oxygen is my drug.

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Connor hell Luboo can stop nineteen oftwenty one shots for Winnipeg. Not bad.
Connor so that because four game winningstreak, it was Winnipeg's second consecutive
loss. Couch uh. The Starsremain in Canada to play the Calgary Flames
eh and that's tomorrow night, beforereturning to their home ice on Saturday,
up against the notorious Tampa Bay Lightningat the Double AC. All right,

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now, no time for rest forthe Cowboys or their opponent this week,
as they are both coming off ThanksgivingDay games, but it appears to the
Cowboys and Seahawks are headed in oppositedirection. The Cowboys have won three straight
games, including a thirty five pointwin last Thursday over Washington. Seattle has
lost three of its last four games, including a Thanksgiving Day loss to the

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forty nine Ers at home. Thatkind of makes them dangerous. The Cowboys
are in the middle of a threegame span over an eleven day period,
after playing at Carolina on November nineteenth, followed by the Commanders on Thanksgiving,
and now one more day to restbefore hosting Seattle at Jerry World tomorrow night.
The Cowboys are looking to extend theirhome winning streak to fourteen games with

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the win over the Seahawks. Wecertainly hope that happens, and the Oakland
A's might be headed to Las Vegasfor the twenty twenty five season, but
that doesn't mean the city won't bewithout pro baseball in May of next year.
The Oakland Bawlers, also known asthe Oakland Bees because you had the

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Oakland A's. They're a minor leagueteam. They will debut as the newest
franchise in the Independent Pioneer Baseball League. Are the first franchise on the West
Coast for the twelve team PBL,which debuted in nineteen thirty nine as an
official partner of Major League Baseball.Wow, and I love the promotions that

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they do in minor league baseball.The ballers, we got the ballers,
the shot callers. Here's the namewe hadn't said in a while. Lebron
James. He started off this weekon the wrong foot. Lakers got blown
out in Philadelphia one thirty eight toninety four, which is the worst loss
in Lebron's historic career. He alsodidn't grab a rebound in the game.

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Which ended the streak of one thouninety seven games including postseason, where he'd
got at least one It was onlythe fourth time in his career that he
finished with no rebounds. But thatwhatn't all bad news. During the clunker
of a game, Lebron James surpassedKareem Abdul Jabbar from motes minutes played in
the NBA history with sixty six,three hundred and nineteen. So that's not

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too shabby. No, I don'tthink he has much to sweat over.
And I don't know if this isgoing to work, but I'll just tell
you. The City of Arlington saythey plan to bring air taxis to the
area within the next two and ahalf years, which will be flying between
the city's Municipal Airport Entertainment District andDallas Fort Worth International Airport in time for

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the World Cup in twenty twenty six. You guys got to do a show
from an air taxi. That wouldbe fun. And here both screamed the
whole time. Get me out ofhere. I'll tell you what, bo
I'll stay here and make sure everything'srunning. Okay, Well, I ain't
said yes I'm going yet, Andthey ain't even built them. City's ambitious

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plan includes building a verted port atArlington Municipal Airport. From there, literally
launching air taxi service into the city. A verted hurt is a place where
air taxis can land, recharge,and deliver and pick up passengers of cargo.
The initial plan calls for passengers tobe picked up and flown between the
vertable DFU Airport or the city's entertainmentdistrict, the home six Flags over Texas

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Hurricane Harbor for a pro sports teamand a plethora of shopping, dining,
and live entertainment. The city plansto have the service ready and functional by
the time the World Cup begins inthe summer of two thousand and six twenty
twenty six. Man, I heardmy ski's gonna have a catapult that we'll
get you to the radio. Yeah, that's gonna work. That's do It

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Bow, do It Bowl coming up. That's the freaking fool file next on
the bow and them showing, Oh, I think Mick likeschwacken' roll. It's
been Betty, Betty good to him. We'll hope for the mast several years.
Dall's Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo five by the way, Dean
Lewis, And for Annabelle, thankyou wait great to have you on the

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show. See nice to meet here. Half as pretty, twice as big,
but that makes you you Thank yousir. All right, time now
for the freaking full file. Youknow, if you're gonna be a Karth,
you might want to study up alittle bit. A group of would
be carjackers were forced to flee withoutthe Porsche they were trying to steal once

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they discovered it was a manual transmissionand none of them knew how to drive
the stick shift. If you're gonnasteal cars, you might want to learn
that. In fact, the car'sowner was outside of business in Bethesda,
Maryland, late Sunday when the groupapproached and demanded his keys. Giving the
keys and pistol whipped him with agun. The man ran back into the

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business while the suspects tried to takeoff in his Porsche SUV and then they
heard but after they saw the stickshift, they ended up escaping the scene
in another vehicle. They are stillbeing sought and the man is recovering from
his injuries. A similar incident tookplace in nearby Arlington Virginia in September,

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as well as in Germantown, Maryland, back in March. Now, did
you know that just eight eighteen percentof Americans can drive a stick shift?
What about you guys don't drive astick I taught my boys too, See,
I learned at thirteen from my uncleJoe and Uvalde, Texas. How
did it take you to figure itout? A weekend that was so into

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I couldn't think about nothing else.Well, the problem was was letting off
the clutch while you give it gaswithout. It's a dance. It's a
dance. I taught my daughter Bessiehow a driving car it should be learned.
Here's a man in Florida has deniedownership of a plastic cylinder of meth
that was found by cops tucked underhis nutsack. I don't know where that

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came from. He denied the drugwas his and claimed to be unsure of
how the package got there. Right. Forty six year old Caleb Phillips reportedly
insisted to his shaff's deputy that hedidn't place the cylinder in his underwear,
but proposed that the drugs were placedthere while he was asleep. Yeah,
that's it. I was asleep andsomebody came in and put meth under my

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nut sack. Come on, officers, that's where I keep my heroine.
There's no way exactly. Phillips waseventually charged with possession of narcotics as well
as smuggling contraband into a detention facility, both felonies. He is being held
without bonding, his schedule to bearraigned on January fourth. Meanwhile, Phillips
has several prior convictions, including otherdrug possession charges, resisting arrest, possession

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of drug paraphernalia, fleeing or eluding, leaving the scene of an accident,
driving without a license, and disorderlyintoxication. So why wouldn't the cotton believe
his story that someone sneaked into hishouse while he was sleeping and put a
container of myth under his jewel bag. I have no idea the travesty of
justice. Come on, y'all havenever tried for mundo myth from London miss

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on spaghetti. It's really for younothing. I'll take your word for it
here. Well. As we allknow, centuries ago people believed evil spells
could be thwarted with witch bottles.These are glass vessels stuffed with human hair,
urine, figuring out clippings, ironnails, lottery tickets, no other
tickets. Yeah, even now theerie bottles wash up on Texas's golf shore.

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Who knew so? The Corpus ChristieBass Heart Research Institute, which is
part of Texas A and M University, Thank you, hell of the luca
Chnick, shared its latest fine lastweek on Facebook. To be clear,
Jace Tunnell, director of Community Engagement, can't tell what's exactly in these bottles
because he declines to open it.Be scarred, Yeah, scarred the evil
come up check Over the years,turnle, I'm sorry. Tunnel has found

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eight or so of the bottles andnever opened one. He has five on
his backyard fence that his wife refusesto allow it inside the house because she's
scarred too. Yeah, she's veryfrightened. It's not knowing where the bottles
come from, but they're likely originatedin the Caribbean and South America. That's
where all that food stuff is goingdown now. I definitely don't want to
know what's inside of him there.Yeah. Well, a Florida man is

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in jail Drama people after allegedly stabbingher I said a Florida man. There's
a Florida woman. He's in jail. Imagine that a woman going to jail
for love drama after allegedly stabbing herboyfriend in the eye with what not just
a needle, not just an infectedneedle, yes on, a needle infected
with rabies? What the hell didshe do that? She hit him,

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smacking the eyeball with it because hewas apparently looking at other women. All
I'll sell him. He's forty fouryears old. Sandra Jimenez is a little
bit on edge and has apparently beenwith her man for way too long.
They've been together eight years officially.However, cops were called to the scene
after the boyfriend came here saying he'dbeen stabbed in the eye with a needle,

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and then officers discovered Jamenez allegedly usetheir dog's rabies needles the dirty ones
to stab the man in his righteyelid during a fight regarding quote him looking
at other women. Jamnez was eventuallyfound sleeping in a car and was arrested
right in front of her house.Why was she sleeping in the car if

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she was in front of her house? Asks a good question. Here is
a man in Vietnam who had experiencedsevere headaches for five months was flabbergacid after
discovering what was causing his headaches.The unnamed thirty five year old patient had
reported to the Cuba Friendship Hospital aftersuffering from headaches as well as fluid discharge.

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EH. That could really be disgusting, considering the report didn't say where
the fluid discharge came from. Doctor'sconducted cat scans, which revealed the man
was suffering from tension. Numo cephallisa rare but potentially life threatening neurological condition
divined by a dangerous increase in innercranial pressure. The subsequent examination revealed the

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unusual source of the man's symptoms,a pair of chopsticks that had been penetrated
up his nose into his brain.Wow, I'm not a prop. You
don't want to stick a pencil upyour nose like now, we Mendel would
not for a laugh, No bigdeal. A subsequent examination chopsticks in his

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brain. While the man was initiallyreally surprised over how he ended up getting
eating utensils in his noggin, herecalled that he had been involved in a
fight five months ago while out drinkingin Vietnam. He didn't remember many details
of the brawl, only that someonestabbed him in the face with an unknown
object. Well it was chopsticks andthe inside your head? Now, how

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does that get by you? Howdoes he not two inches? Was chop
six six? Yeah? At leastthat doesn't make any sense to me.
It must have been broken off orsomething. What is he drinking? Or
how far up there were they jammed? Way? Hey, I just reported.
I don't try to explain it.Our first round of azcuar stuff coming

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up on the ball with them JoelDallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
five. And it's a grand delusionhere on the bow and them show.
It's all done with smoke and mirrors. You just never know what's coming at
you. Next amik exam blah bahblah blah blah blah man. Dean lewis

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in for Annabelle here for that,right right, sweet Salabim, sim Salabim,
easy gay to be here. Thanksfor having me. Okay, uh
ask us stuff Day. Here's somecalls from the Ask You Stuff Hotline two
one four eight six six eighty sixhundred. Call it anytime with a question,
and if we're ready, here's ourfirst question. My question is why

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is knocking knock wood good luck?Well, do you know the answer?
Knocking on wood? When you knockon wood, whatever it is, it
would right here. It awakens thespirit of the tree, and the spirit
of the tree supposed to protect youfrom bad luck. See there you go.
Yeah, sometimes I'm knock on wouldhave bad luck anyway, But that's

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what it is. I have myown version of knocking on wood in high
school. But we don't. Ithink you don't really have to explain.
I think we got it. We'llever get desperate and knock on something else
because there's no word around. No, because it doesn't work. You can't
wake up the spirit of the pieceof steel. No, you can't.
Here's another one. What is thedifference between a constable and a sheriff and

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a police officer and all the varioustypes of law and police enforcement? Yeah,
the people? What's all the differenceis? Okay, all right,
I'll tell you if you just hangon. Sheriff's, police officers and constables
are all peace officers licensed by theState of Texas. The differences involve their
primary jurisdictional duties. A sheriff worksin a county sheriff's office, a constable

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does not. The primary difference betweenconstables and police officers is that constant perform
functions as defined by state and localgovernment, and police officers enforce all laws
local, state, and federal.Okay, you know, because a constable
will usually be the one that comesto your door and say you need to
come with us. Yeah. Everyonce in a while you see a cop

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car and you look closer and itsays constable on it. Did you do
something wrong, you get demoted?Or no, he's just checking on you.
Okay, all right? Where didthe symbol for shame, shame,
shame come from? You know?Where you point one index finger at somebody
and then rake the other index fingeracross the top, as in naughty,

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naughty, naughty, shame shame.Where did that come from? Okay?
Where did that start? All right? Well, let me tell you how.
The gesture of rubbing forefingers to meanshame is restricted to only North America.
We're the only part of the world, does it really? The rubbing
of the two forefingers is thought tosymbolize friction. One theory is that it
all mimics an adult slapping a handon the child's wrist to correct bad behavior.

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The pointing draws attention to the wrongdoor. Rubbing of the finger represents
punishment, meaning the wrong door shouldbe hit for what he or she just
did. Hit him by god maximsense. So now you know, let's
move on a cafedge, Country,the flaster and half pasture. Why really,

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Rosalind Carter. Every time somebody inthe political world dies, whether it's
the person actually that held office ortheir spouse, they go to half mass.
You know what I'm saying. LikeRuth Bader Ginsburg died, the flags
went to half mass. Jimmy Cartermade it to the service, and he
is what nineties ninety nine and helooks ninety nine. Yeah, oh,

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he looked bad. Bless his heart. Thankfully his daughter didn't break ugly.
Yeah, good thing there. Huhoh lord, oh lord, oh lord.
Well well oh I just did thatone. Okay, how about this?
Hey, good morning everybody. Thisis Brian from Wiley. Got a
question for after Stuff Day. Wheredid the limousine get its name from?

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Aha? I know this one.The term limousine is derived from the name
of a geological region located in theheart of France known as de Monzanne.
I thought if I did it witha French accent, you'll believe me more.
Locals in the area have been wearingthese distinctive hooded cloaks for centuries.
These cloaks offer protection from the elementson those chili nights in the Saalgy,

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French countryside. Now, when automakerscreated the limousine to cart around viewps in
luxury, only the passenger compartment wasenclosed. The poor drivers were left out
in the rain. Somebody noted thatthe enclosed portion of the cars resembled the
hood on the traditional limousine cloak,and the term limousine was born. Fanci.

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There's an old school limousine in somescurial TV show. Maybe it was
like not the Monsters, but onelike that where the coach in the back
is covered the person driving up frontis exposed to the elements. Hmmm,
I'm thinking the Monsters. Maybe yourprobably was probably was. Okay, here's
one Bow and Company. I gota quick question for you, hopefully,
Neil Days. There used to bean American Top forty Billboard's Hot one hundred.

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Nowadays with the digital streaming and whatnot. How does anybody know it or
does anybody care what the top songsare? Top five, the number one
song? Just curious? Thanks,I don't know. I quit paying attention
to the charts. When I lookat a Billboard Hot one hundred of singles
and I don't know anybody at thetop of that. It's like when I
watch the Grammys, I don't knowwho the hell that was? Dan,

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do you care? You like music? I do like music. I stopped
paying attention after the Scolets Gold Dancersback in the eighty four. Yeah,
it's quite a while once they weregone. Oh, I don't care.
Who's top ten? Now? Idon't care. You know, it's all
taste, right you just did yousee it? I'm like, boe,
look it. You're like not atWood? Why are these guys? Who
are they not at Wood? Andyeah? Well this well now, coming

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up next, I have a coupleof email questions and a question about a
Christmas bit we play. Yeah,yeah, and I may be inclined to
play it for you. It's funny. It's coming up. Marna Dallas.
What was classic rock lone Star ninetytwo to five? David Bowie's lyric sheet
for that song, so Rigent Cityfrom nineteen seventy two's The Rise and Fall
of Ziggie, Stardust and the Spidersfrom Mars sold at an auction in England

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yesterday for just under one hundred andthirteen thousand dollars. You wouldn't have to
be a big David Bowie fan tospend that kind of money. You're ready
to get into auction mode this weekwith me bro auction. I ain't got
any time. I ain't got anythingin here that's worth a down. It's
a easy auction, but we're gonnaget into auction on. That's easy auction

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for Dusty Hill's come Memory Lelia.We'll talk about that later, Okay,
okay. A couple of email questions. Where does the express to the tea
come from? Many scholars think theexpression come from an early phrase to a
tittle. A tittle is that markabove the dot on an eye or a
small j to a tittle appeared insixteen oh seven in a play called The

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Woman Hater by Francis Beaumont and JohnFletcher. When I think of The Woman
Hater, I think of the ThreeStooges episode we were thinking about the woman
it means to do something as accuratelyas possible. Okay, all right,
here's one from Daniel. I wasjust thinking about the Affluenza teen, Ethan
Couch. Remember him, Okay,what happened to him and his mom after

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they caught them in Mexico and putthem in prison. Well, of course,
outrage followed Ethan Couch, the Affluenzateen, when he got a lighter
sentence than inspected on his DUI crashand fled to Mexico with his mom while
on probation. In fact, heis still on probation until next year.
At this time, a little overten years ago, on June fifteen,

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ten, twenty thirteen, Couch killedfour and injured at least nine others in
a drunk driving crash in Burliston.Couch was sixteen at the time he's now
twenty six when he crashed his father'struck into a group of people helping twenty
four year old Brianna Mitchell, whohad broken down on the side of the
road. An adult court ordered Couchto serve seven hundred and twenty days in

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jail for violating his probation. That'sone hundred and eighty days for each victim.
The current Couch served his time injail and was released in April of
twenty eighteen. His mom, TomyaCouch, has been and out of jail
for bond violations over the years,but has still not gone to trial on
the charges collected of her fleeing toMexico with her son. That's craziest little

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title. Miss. Yeah, therewas a bad one in Austin like that
too. Somebody was mad in thecar plowed through a bunch of people.
Can't get away with that. Here'sa question on how come the Cowboys have
never played overseas? Does the NFLdetermine who plays overseas never? How does
the NFL choose international games? Startingwith the twenty twenty two season, the

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league announced it will hold at leastfour international games each season. The league
guarantees that every franchise will host oneof those matchups every eight years, taking
away a traditional home game. Teamscan also volunteer to host international games.
They can volunteer. So why haven'tthe Cowboys ever played overseas? They actually
have, but the Cowboys have notplayed in an international game since twenty fourteen,

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when they made the trip to Londonand defeated the Jaguars behind a one
hundred and fifty eight two touchdown performancefrom des Bryant. That has been the
only regular season game that Dallas hasplayed outside of the United States and franchise
history. However, in nineteen ninetytwo, the Cowboys and Houston Oilers member
of them. They have met twicein the preseason, and the first game

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took place in Tokyo as part ofthe NFL's American Bowls Series. I've met
the UK crowd for that football gamewas on it, but they were It
seems people in the UK really likeAmerican football. Every thing's just like to
go out and get rowdy, youknow that that that English soccer mentality probably
down for anything crazy. We shouldwe should send wrestling over there, all

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kinds of stuff. Oh they do. Oh the w w egos, they're
all really really okay, And here'sthat that question about this Christmas bit?
All right, check this out.Good morning. I have a Christmas related
question. Yeah, where did thatDana bit that you guys play every year
where he says no to that littlekid? Where's that from? Because I'm

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always looking forward to that every year. Okay, that is from the National
Lampoon Radio Hour. National Lampoon iswhere most of the cast of Saturday Night
Live came from. That's right.It's called the Evil Santa and it goes
like this, mister, mister Santa, for Christmas, Could I have a
busy Brendam mystery action vacuum cleaner dog? No, honey, sorry? Could

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I have a battery operated dog?Family? No? Could I flex eat
the bucket monkey? Yo? Youmay flux? Who's the pocket monkey?
Mister Dinner? Could have a readyRanger mobile filter? Oh, I have
to go all the way out tothe corvettes to get that. Forget it?

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What else? Could I give him? Just a little tiny nerf ball?
No? Nerf ball? Could Iget a big catfield hockey game?
Oh, VC catfield hockey game?Yeah? Whoa? No? What else?
Luffy? Goofy Puffy? You wannaFluffy? No the answers, No,

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you can't have it. Ha youwant to trap door? Whoa,
that's one of tricks price you payfor getting my hands lapt you give it
a trap doors sa Barbie was goingto go to you. Oh I got
from the sun. Yeah, Well, my name is Santa from trap Door,

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Wisconsin. There you on the Floridathe old trap door bit maybe the
oldest woman both you fell for it? Can I get it? Can I
get a said sack Pearl Doll.Oh sad, I'm sacked Pearl now,
isn't that proosues? No? Youmean what else don't you want or want

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to have and can't have, misterSanta? For Christmas? I was hoping
I would get some plado plato?Is that what you want? Kittting?
I went enough to build my parentsa house in the country, enough to
build your parents a house in thecountry. Well, I'll tell you what.
Since that is an awful lot ofplay, though, I'll just say

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no, oh no, mister Santa. Could I know you can't have?
You gonna question mister Sanda, Idon't have much time. Santa's getting a
riled Santa. He gets ugly.Mister Santa, I would like to get
a magic sleep. A magic sleep, yes, so you could do magic

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with it right away? Right?So then there's nothing left. I'll tell
you what. We'll illuminate the mottleman and I'll give you nothing. I
was was open that maybe you're hopingwhat those were you hoping for? Brainless
brat to get the art masterpieces kids, stick in your ear. No art

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masterpieces for you Christmas time begetting that. No, don't buy a little look
in this docking because it ain't gonnabe the But mister Santa, what about
a set of peas? Yeah,well that seems like a rather small request,
just to you know. It onlydoesn't cost very much because he can
get them free. Lots of timeswe could. I you art has yeah,

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you cat at it? Ha Ilove it. You're not getting it,
man, that's whack you old santahat it again. Don't go to
Markham's department store. The Santa isa fraud. A fraud list is a
little bit more like it. Thereyou go, Bill Murray and Gilda Radner

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for you. Now. Is thatbefore or after Paul McCartney got busted for
weed in Japan? I don't knowthat was? What was Classic Rock Alone
Star ninety two to five. Comingup, We got tickets to the Trains
Siberian Orchestra and it's Choose your newsday. But now it's time for the educational

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part of the show. Christmas edition. This is a whimsical way to look
at how inflation has affected the TwelveDays of Christmas. The twenty twenty three
costs of the twelve Days of Christmasgifts compared to last Christmas. Okay,
right, partridge in a paar treethree hundred nineteen dollars and eighteen cents.
That's up thirteen point nine percent.Two turtle doves seven hundred and fifty dollars.

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That's up twenty five percent from lastChristmas. Three French hens three hundred
and thirty dollars. Why are theyso expensive? That's up three and a
half percent for French that's why Fourcalling birds five hundred ninety nine dollars and
ninety six cents. That's about thesame as it was last year. Five
gold rings one thousand, two hundredforty five dollars. That's also unchanged.

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Six gieselaying seven hundred and eighty dollars. That's up eight point three percent.
Seven Swans of swimming thirteen thousand,one hundred and twenty five that's unchanged,
but that seems a little high.Dundon a little Eight maids of milking fifty
eight dollars. That's the same aslast year. Are nine ladies dancing eight
thousand, three hundred eight dollars.And twelve cents. That's a lot of

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lap dances in it. Ten lordsof leaping fourteen thousand, five hundred thirty
nine dollars and twenty cents. That'sup four percent. Eleven is piping three
thousand, two hundred and seven dollarsand thirty eight cents six point two percent
increase. And twelve drummers drumming threethousand, four hundred and sixty eight dollars
and two cents. That's up sixpoint two percent, bringing the total of

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forty six thousand, seven hundred andtwenty nine dollars and eighty six cents.
That's up two point seven percent fromlast Christmas. This is before financing,
Yes, I would guess. So, so there you go the cost of
the twelve Days of Christmas. Andhow about this twelve days of Christmas?
Huh that's sensas second. Breaking upthe lights last hangovers, breaking up the

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lights street at Christmas is such ato me? Standing Christmas cards, hangovers,
rigging up the lights, christ laststreet, Christmas such a standing Christmas

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cards, hangovers, rigging up thelights, This last street six Christmas,
such a to me? Mixing myd loss. Oh, I hate the
Christmas card hangovers, bringing up theselights street christs, that's such amazing sad

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mixing my d loss. Then theChristmas card, oh cheese, I'm trying
to ring up these lights pless tree. That's such as red farmer that Christmas?
What do you mean your loss?Making out these cards? You just

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give me a pea hat, butwe have no extensive cards. Last,
this is such a finding bogging spacesadonations facing loss writing about Christmas cards hangovers?

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Now why the helliday blanking forceless treechriss such as not included? No
bogging space, no get it jobyour bum racing me loss, so your
whole fanily Christmas card cheese. Lookat this one like those out there go

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out Christmas tree christs. Such asteal David special parking spaces, fish charities.
She's the witch. I hate.Oh, I don't even know half
these people. A who's got thechair of the papers, A slat of

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little films this twelve Christmas such asinging Christmas Carol v special batteries not floating
will parking cheerities canna make them dinner? I'm not thinking of the dining.

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Shut up you fine, you're sosmart, you'll break up the lines,
well, ho ho ho, you'reheaded to work with the Bull and Them
show on Dallas Wordworth's classic rock loneStart ninety two five. You did not

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loved you like you did, butyou did, but you did. I
thank you. You did not belove man like get dead, but you
did, but you did. AndI thank you you loved saw one else

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I would nobody in meant to beloved you manything now I felt get your
foot. I had all for help. You did not to squeeze, but
you did, but you did,but you did. And I thank you.

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You did love to hold it,but you did, but you did,
but you did. And I thinkit a day was something you put
on your back and you're fine toyou gotta try you things to just see

(45:37):
why they with you. You didn'thave to shay you, but you did,

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but you did, but you did. And I thank you. You
did not mag it like you did, but you did, but you did.
And I thank you all my life, my bial, change, my

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children. It's a christ shake.No. I know what mother a song
about. Well they said that itdid said. I want to thank you.
I wanna thank you. I wantto thank you. Yes, I

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want to thank m Jallos Hors classicRockolon Star ninety two to five Old Sam

(47:28):
and Dave's song I Thank You,where as we call it, Oh thank
You, Fight you Burma. Whowants to go see the Trans Siberian Orchestra,
Well I'm going. All you haveto do is choose your news.
Here we go, So here wego. Let me explain for those of
you that are new to this.I have four headlines. Three of them

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are actual headlines from past issues ofthe Weekly World News. One is a
damn lie. You find the fakeheadline and you will win the trends in
orchestra tickets. And there is notheme this time. You've played this team
right, I have many times ateit my car, listen in the agreement
at the radio. Okay, sothe fake headline? Is it? Headline
number one? Florida Man's astonishing claimI was taking a board a UFO and

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ate dinner with the space Aliens.Ratdald Camper says he was withsked the board
of spaceship and treated to a bizarresix course dinner, including extraterrestrial delicacies such
as green eels, lizard innerds,and eyeball lasagna. I was gaging the
whole time, but they were sonice I hated anyway, says Sarahsota Man.

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He says the ets even took himback to his truck. M or
is it? Headline number two?Meet a real life Beverly hillbilly man pounds
a for sale sign into worthless landand strikes oil we doggin. After eighteen
months of unemployment, Galveston, Texasguy found out a simply line worker.

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He drove a for sale sign intothe ground, and he hit a geyser
wheth fifty five million dollars. Icouldn't believe my eves when I saw that
black crew shooting up in the air. I feel like old Jed Clampett from
that TV show. Don't you liketo Accident? I want to put it
in there. It's good? Oris it? Headline number three? The
Ert Brothers Wyatt, Virgil, andMorgan are reincarnated gun slinging lawmen from the

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Old West patrolling the Arizona border.Top secret government project years in the making,
claims that rejuvenation has made it possibleto bring back anyone from history.
They're gonna stop all this border crossingwith the help of science, says researcher
who worked on Project ATBI and CIArefused to talk about it. Or is

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it? Headline Number four Elvis isalive and He's gonna run for president.
Just think of what I can dofor this country, says the newly emerged
King of Rock and Roll. ElvisPresley is alive and well and is tossing
his silk scarf into the race forthe White House. From die on the
toilet in nineteen seventy seven, uh, one of the members of the Memphis
Mafia says it was a drug overdose, but we managed to save him man

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bring him back. So which oneof those is fake? Let me recap?
Is it? Headline number one?Florida Man's astonishing claim house taking board
a UFO Nate Dinner with Space Aliens. Number two Meet a real life Beverly
Hill billy Man, pounds for sale, sign in worthless Land and strikes oil.
Number three The Ert Brothers Wyatt,Virgil and Morgan are reincarnated gun slinging

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lawman from the Old West patrolling Arizonaborder. Or number four. Elvis is
alive and He's gonna run for president. Slink on what I could do for
this country, says the King ofRock and roll Sahny, which one is
the fake one? Don't shout itout loud? Oh I mean, do
you pick the same one? Yeah, you picked the same one. Here
we damn it. I'm dude.You're both right? Are both right?

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I rarely get things right on thisshow, Dan, that's what I've heard.
That is that is a bad omenfor yours truly. Yeah, so
much for grand slam. Let's see. Let's see if the Rascal is probably
gonna get me on the first one. Dammit, bone of them show tell
me which one do you think isthe fake headline? I'll take that as

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a wrong answer, all right,boning them show, which one do you
think is the fake headline? Ithink it's number four? Number four,
Elvis is alive and he's gonna runfor president. Oh, come on,
you know that that's a real headlinefor real loan for real whole the Don't
be Cruel platform. Yeah, theHunkle Huncle burning Love platform. So it's

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not the number one kit, notnumber four. Let's move on. Boone
and them show which one do youthink is the fake headline? Number three?
Number three? The brothers White,Virgil and Morgan are reincarnated and patrolling
the airs on the son of abitch. I knew I'd get caught.
I just knew it. When youboth guys got me right off the bat,
I said, I'm doomed, butat least I got warn of you,

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my lucky charmer. Who is whois this? And Andrew Farmer's brands?
Hey on, we got to getsome info from you and we'll hook
you up with Trans Siberian Orchestra ticket. Oh and oh where Christmas, ma'am?
Oh? Hold on, there therewe go. So I was doomed
again. Now next Wednesday it willbe a Christmas theme because you know today

(52:24):
is are appointers for your news.Okay, all right, so thanks for
humiliating me in front of everybody,and I'm taking every one of you with
me. That's what is classic rock. A lone Star ninety two to five.
Dean Lewis who is in for Annabelle. He will be back on Monday.

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But we hadn't been doing some catchingup lately. Once you've been up
to these days, oh man bo, Well, you know as you get
older, age and health and allthat fun stuff that ye all right,
your check engine light comes on everyonce in a while, because so my
knee. My left knee was justkilling me. I don't know why.
I went to the doctor and afterlooking at me an X ray, she's
like, well, you're just fat. That was her medical diagnosis. Wow,

(53:09):
oh it was She actually said,you're just really fat. You need
to take care of it. Couldhave been a more sensitive way to say
it. I know. Well,I asked, is there medicine? She
goes, no, no, youknow, she said, just get a
cane. I was like, allright, so I went on your cane.
You're not enough for an old enoughfor an old man. Well,
it was just she's like, it'sswelling a little bit of go away.

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You just need a cane to help, you know, your body deal with
your weight issues. So I wentto a pharmacy. You know they keep
canes way in the back. Don'tmake any sense. That doesn't make sense.
All of us overweight gibbs come waddlingin. Hey do you have canes?
You know they're way in the back. Exercise walk to the back of

(53:52):
the store. It's like, yeah, you go in to go I need
glasses. Oh they're in the back. Yeah, in a dark corner where
there's sharp corners and fair Old Dom'sgood luck. Yeah, yeah, have
fun looking for it and the advicepeople get. You know, some friend
tried to be helpful. I waslike, you know, I got to
give up sugar. I really becauseI've got diabetes and everything. And they're
like, well, you know,it's harder to give up heroin than it

(54:13):
is to give up sugar. Butwell that's I was like, shut up,
it is not. You know whyheroin isn't everywhere you go to the
bank, the teller doesn't have atough, bunchy bow of heroin on the
desk. You you don't go toa restaurant and there's a bowl of heroin
instead of right, like you wantto shoot up? I look up your
account. I'm like, yeah,that'd be great, Like what's your account
number? Oh, I don't bankhere, but thank you. There's a

(54:35):
laser doctor in Dallas that absolutely lovesHershey's kisses and he orders the special kind
that come right from the personal corporatestash. Oh in Hershey, Pennsylvania,
and they are good, and there'smountains of them in the lobby. That's
so good. I think it's likecarter I or one of those lazy places.
Yeah, yeah, so so doingthat boat trying to take you know,

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so I'm looking up ways to cleanmy house and I actually look this
up. It was like how toget smoke out of curtains and all that
stuff. And then one of thethings was how to get lipstick out of
your carpet. Let's stick out ofyour carpet. And my first question was,
well, shouldn't that title be howto tell if you have a drinking
problem if you've got a lot oflipstick in your carpet? I think the

(55:17):
bourbon's making you take a nap onthe way to the bed. Or you
should stop cross dressing, is whatyou should, just right. So that's
what my life's been, man.And you know, we got the big
showcase coming up tonight. I wantto promote that if I can't at the
Addison m Prov tonight at seven thirty, my stand up class students will be
performing. So we need to giveaway tickets or something because you know it's

(55:39):
free admission. It's free. There'sa two item minimum, and as I
always say, a rum and cokeis not two items. Yes, but
come on out for some laughs tonightand then as soon as the show's over
around nine seven thirty to nine Igot a rush home and get in bed,
so I'll be frisky and ready togo, ready for this ship.

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See I who can help you figureout how to get some people on your
list? Man? See if wecan't figure out a method for that.
Anybody you got that's kind of talented? Huh oh man, they're all great.
You know. I want to givea shout out to Barry Whitewater and
David jets Up. I know youlove Barry Whitewaters. I'm just thinking,
should talk, Oh baby love bearlike water. Yeah. Two guys walking
apart, Yeah to God walking toa bar. Uh. And there's a

(56:21):
lot of great people, Brittany goesand a ton of people, So come
on out, it's gonna be great. That is an improblem tonight, Dan
Lewis your host, have a lotof the do then show waken and vacant,

(56:52):
hot, sweet and sticke. Itjust how I like it? Thank
you, bo. That was whatwas classic gartholone Star ninety two five.
I wanted to play that that firstof all. That was the first time
I ever heard Sammy Hagar was inMontrose. Ronnie Montrose would have been seventy
six years old today. He passedaway in twenty and twelve. He's a
virtue of so he's amazing. Igot this email today from Adam. Now

(57:15):
sometimes he's on the Asking Stuff hotline. Says, hey bo, this is
Adam. He says, mister misterRoberts. First of all, nobody calls
me mister Roberts unless creditors are policeofficers. He says, I am a
three hundred and thirty pound fatty bumbattie. That overweight psa had me laughing so

(57:36):
hard I was squealing like a littlefat pink pig. This is yesterday.
We heard this yes yesterday. Whatit came from is there's a new law
in New York that says you cannotdiscriminate against someone because of their height or
their weight. Height even yes God, well, Adam, if you wanted
to hear that bad I'll play itagain, even though we played it yesterday.

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Have you been discribed dominated against becauseyour height a weight? Then you
need a lawyer you can trust,and at the low offices of Skinny,
Fatty and Shorty, we can getyou the compensation you deserve. Whether you're
a big fat fatty or you're alittle short stack, or if you're a
little chubby shorty waddling around looking likea little potato. We can help,
no chubby, disgusting fatty, alittle tiny shorty's two rotunda ity bitty.

(58:20):
Maybe you're so fat just looking atyou makes you want to wretch. If
you got money, I'll represent you. Just listen to this satisfied chubby fatty
bumblany client. Excuse me, you'llhave to speak up. I can't hear
you over the rolls in your neck, fat rolls your chubby. You hear
me, chubby, So what areyou waiting for? It? No matter
how big and fat are, shortand stout, you are called the offices
of skinny, fatty and shorty,making the law work for you. Say
I'm a laspaniel. That is kindof funny when you really think about it,

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Mony, shorty and fatty. Yeah. Well. Tribute to former First
Lady Rosalind Carter was hell yesterday inAtlanta. We had a question on the
Asking Your Stuff hotline why are theflags at half step? Because of Rosalind.
Her husband of seventy seven years,Jimmy Carter, sat in his wheelchair
in the front row. He's ninetynine years old and he looks every day

(59:07):
of it. Poor Jimmy. Yeah, he's the oldest president ever that ever
survived, that old who would havetaught man? Yeah though also he was
joined by Bill Clinton, President Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris. All five
living current and former First Ladies JillBiden, Malanya Trump, Michelle Obama,
Laura Bush, and Hillary Clinton.Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood performed Imagine at

(59:30):
the memorial. That was pretty good. You can watch a video of that
performance on YouTube. A private funeralwill be held for Roseland today at mara
On Baptist Church, the couple's homechurch in Plains, Georgia. And this
Alex Murdoch guy, Yeah, thedisgraced guy who's in prison, The former
South Carolina lawyer who made a namefor himself as a murderer, has just

(59:52):
been sentenced to another twenty seven yearsin prison for stealing twelve million dollars from
his clients. Alex Murdoch's former clientswere given the opportunity to look him in
the eye and tell him what adouchebag he was, even though he already
knew it. Stake prosecutors negotiated thetwenty seven year prison sentence with defense lawyers

(01:00:13):
to take into account the life termwithout parole that Murda is currently serving for
being found guilty of killing his wifeMaggie with a rival and his younger son
Paul with a shotgun in June oftwenty twenty one. This means that if
he dies in prison and is reincarnatedas a bug, he's still got to
go back to jail for another twentyseven years. Serves them right. Prosecutor

(01:00:35):
saw this sentence as a kind ofinsurance policy to ensure that Murdoch will never
see the light of day even ifhis murder convictions are overturned. That's what
you got to do with those badboys. Those bad boys did. Now,
the National Christmas Tree outside of theWhite House fell over to augusta wind
last night. Officer said. Acable has been replaced to secure the tree

(01:00:59):
in place for the end annual treelighting event, which is tomorrow really because
it's always on the Thursday, theThursday after Thanksgiving. Now, is that
being slanted that's representative of Biden's termin office or something? It's falling to
cloticize everything, there you go,Yeah, well, speaking of DC,
DC legislators started moving the wheels inan attempt to force a vote expelling Representative

(01:01:22):
George Santos from Congress yesterday. It'sabout Tom. You can only lie for
so long. Yeah, that newsagain. Anthony Patupapa is going to be
out of Congress because he got somany as Anthony, Yeah, who has
the Congressional Medal of Honor and playedquarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah,
he also cured cancer. Santos pleadednot guilty the several charges that survived the

(01:01:45):
previous vote on November first. Howthat happened though? He shouldn't think or
he doesn't think he'll be so luckyshould there be another vote. So he
knows he's gone. Yeah, goodbyeto all of you. Nobody likes him.
Everybody fais He's a dick, Hereally is. Yeah, And the
way he dresses is just like youwant to. He looks like the guy
you wanted to beat up in highschool. He looks like one of those

(01:02:06):
little blow up clowns that you punchand he bobbles back up. Hey,
bo, let's make that. Let'smake the George Santis blow up doll.
Hey, oh, get in here, call it Inflatable Reperence Company. George
Santo's punchable doll, punch it dumpWell, a far right Christian group wants
to cancel Target's Christmas campaign because itsmembers believe the chain has the devil that

(01:02:30):
helped create it. Charisma News isparticularly offended by displays that include oh Pride
flags and what it sees as transgendernutcrackers. None you know what gender nutcracker
is anyway. Worst of all,there's a teddy bear with a heart on
it saying love is love? Whatmade Homer sexuals? Too? You don't

(01:02:51):
it? Writer James Lasher said heknows who's to blame, adding the goal
of Satanist to move our ever increasinglysecular society away from the references of Jesus.
What's more proof do you need thanthe attempt at making Christmas pride?
Now, Well, if you don'tlike Target, won't you take yourself righteous
ass to Walmart? Huh? Yeah, jeez. You know you can go

(01:03:13):
to targ and get a picture withSatan Claus. So there you go,
and there's a sea salt and limeholiday cheer now. Shinerbach has introduced its
first ever non alcoholic beer, rodyO Golden Brew is the first of the
Shiner Rodeo brand with an alcohol contentof less than zero point five percent is
for those of you that like topeel a lot without that annoying buzz that

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goes with it. I hope you'rehappy now, you know what you rascules
are getting as bad as we are, because now I cannot hear that song
without hearing Hold me closer, TonyDanz. Stop doing that. You're gonna
make my head explode. I goimmediately onto the almost famous tour bus.
The almost famous Yes, I do, Yes, the bus had a name,

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but I can't figure of what itwas like Clara or something says,
Oh, I can't remember him themovie. I'll forget it. Okay,
okay, who want our tickets togo see Shaky Gray. She is a
darling. Her name is Mary Kent. She's a sixty four year old professional
child entertainer. Oh is Cedar Hill, and she is over the moon that
she doesn't have to entertain any kids. Tuesday night, he's going to see

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Shaky Graves Invite only show Gone In, Gone In, and tomorrow of course
is fun with music day, butit's also the day well we'll do our
NFL pro picks instead of on Friday, Okay, because the Cowboys play on
Thursday night. All right, sowe'll get Deuce and doctrinated into Oh really
Thursday. Yeah, I've already textedhim, so I think he knows about

(01:04:45):
it. Okay, tomorrow Deuce people, and it's on and it's also fun
with music Day and I do havesome more Christmas duties. I'm gonna play
for you, and I have arequest for you. You wrote it down
yesterday. You remember what it is? What was it? It's Harry and
Christopher and Michael McKee. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, the
Folkesman, the Folksman doing doing startme Up by the Stone? Please play

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it? Ball your dollar? Thatexists. That's awesome, isn't it?
Did you know they're making a spinalTEP sequel Dean No just announced yesterday.
Really that's crazy. I can't waitto be a parody. Remember the movie
about the band, The Last Waltz? Oh yeah, it's a parody of
that. Is it really? Youwait? Which sounds like it's gonna be

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hysterically funny. Can we have anight out of the movies and go screen
it as a show? Ye,let's hang out? Or the way my
career is going, maybe I'll beon our shirt at that theater. Oh
stop it, now, stop it. Well, the fort Worth Stock Show
isn't that far away. The stockShow and Rodeo announced the musical acts for
twenty twenty four festivities, including Motownlegend Smokey Robins A Smoky He's so much,

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He's good mate the funk On.In case you didn't know, he
was founder in frontman of the Motowngroup The Miracles, which formed in nineteen
fifty seven before he started a solocareer in seventy three. Smokey is a
member of the Rock and Roll Hallof Fame, a double Hollywood Walk of
Fame inductee, and was awarded theLibrary of Congress Gershwin Prize for his contributions

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to popular music. You got tobe in his eighties by now right,
God on up. Barry Gordy justturned ninety. He was the founder of
Motown Records. It'd be great toknow how many babies that guy's music can
see. Yeah, yeah, thisis by him, Him and Barry Manilow
too exactly. Other musical acts forthe stock Show in Rodeo include Sammy Kershaw,

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Doug Kershaw's Boy, The Old Crow, Medicine Show. Yep, they're
great. Twelve foot tall Trace Atkins. You ever stood next to him?
I love his voice. That's boy. Wait, he's a giant, isn't
he? How's the weather up there? Also Pam Tillis and the band Little
Tech. The annual stock Show beginson January twelfth at Dickey's Arena and Fort
Worth and runs through February third.The concerts will be held at the Will

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Rogers Memorial Auditorium. Damn hey,So, of course Friday is the big
Dusty Hill collection. That's right,the auction from Julian's and you can go
down there in fact Ale and Iare going to be down there Friday from
five until seven to seven, that'sright now. Online bidding starts today.

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You can go to julians Live dotcom look at the cool stuff. There's
over a thousand things. You canstart your online bidding that way. The
live auction starts on December seventh,but nine to fifteen. Slocan Street is
now open as of today for peopleto go through and check this stuff out
in person. Down luck. That'dbe a lot of fun. Yep,
yep, we're gonna go Friday andMe and Bow yep, and better watch
out because the sparks are gonna fly. Steana ray On Dallas Forest Classic gron

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lone Star ninety two to five.I know today's Wednesday, but that just
means we're that much closer to fivedownhill from here, huh, everybody.
I always make it downhill, usuallyon a Tuesday, but Wednesday a little
bit closer, all right, specialthanks to Dean Lewis. Dean Luis is
going to be filling in for Anna, who is. Yes, thank you
for having me in, but maybemy first day. So this is my

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Monday, you guys with your Wednesdaystuffy, Well, by the time Friday
gets here, that will be yourWednday. That'll be my Wednesday, and
then I have a weekend going what'sgoing on? Why am I not working?
I'm confusing myself. Well, let'ssee what we got for time wasters,
cause you know you don't want tostart work right when you get to
work, do you. Well,I'll tell you what you guys. It

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was really nice to wake up earlythis morning and get a little bit more
of Jimmy Buffett's big heart, eventhough we have lost Jimmy Buffett, of
course, before he passed one morestudio album in the cam it's ready to
come out. So he's got anew record coming out posthumously and it's called
equal Strain on all all parts.That can apply to so many people in

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this business right here, right andon his social on the Jimmy Buffett Instagram,
they went ahead and put up alyric video for one of his songs,
and it's a really wonderful song.It's one where he talks about how
much he loves his dogs. Hishouse was not a cat house. Pardon
the expression. Yes, yes,it was a dog place for sure,
and it encourages pet adoption. Butit goes through all of this footage from

(01:09:26):
Jimmy Buffett's video archives and man,what a life he lived. What was
he a go zillionaire oronaire? Hemade so much money from his Margueriteville casinos
and yeah, you know, andjust all his beer that he sold it.
He had airplanes in big boats andsailboats. And he had at least
four dogs, I think it's actuallyabout a half a dozen of them.
Yeah, and you can see thedogs participating in all this stuff with Jimmy

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in this new lyric video that's upon the Buffett Instagram. The dogs are
boating with him, sailing with him. They're in a recording studio, pushing
up faders with their paws. Yeah, they're fishing for the big stuff out
on the salt water too, alongwith Jimmy Man. I used to love
to go deep sea fishing. Ijust hadn't done it in a long time.

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Oh that sounds like fun. Isthat an invite? Are you bringing
up? Ao? And I righton my head. I ain't got a
boat. You got a ring.You see. Dean and I talked about
this earlier. We're like, lasttime he offered to Bias Mexican food for
lunch, maybe we can bump itup to a young fishing well they now
see. Here's the thing. WhenDean comes in to fill in for Anna

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at the end of the week onFriday, I always take him anywhere he
wants to go for lunch. Andyou were supposed to come last time,
but you went to the wrong Lahasseend the ring I did. I went
to the one three miles away andset up in Frisco. And I sat
there like a good boy in thelobby and I'm like, I do something
wrong. Wait a minute, whereare they they were supposed to be here
a while ago, but we gota new place pick for this Friday.

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It's very close and you'll like itwell. D Hungry now Man also the
great Anna the Horror. Before shetook her break, he left me a
hilarious video to post up as atime waster this morning. And it's a
crazy lady on a public commuter trainand she's upset with a guy across the
aisle from her who is not listeningto music on his earbuds or his headphones.

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He's blasting it on a speaker threefeet away from her and a bunch
of other tired commuters in the morning. So she starts barking and howling at
the guy to get back at him. He's listening to hip hop and it
sounds crappy coming out of his littlespeakerphone anyway, even if it was a
good hip hop song. And shestarts going so of course somebody had to

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catch that on video. Soun likethat's a little bit of crazy. Absolutely,
Yeah, she looked like a certifiablelunatic, although an attractive one.
She's kind of fiable, okay,don't they kind of go hand in hand
Sometimes Pretty girls and crazy again,I've never seen that to be true.
AO never never, not ever everever. All Right, here's a serious

(01:11:59):
curveball for the classic rock fans thatwe have here. King Crimson's Robert Fripp
has made some new music with hislife Tell You. With his wife,
who was a great singer named ToyaWilcox, they decided to cover Living on
a Prayer by bon Jovi together.Was she's shaking her breastlesses around, she
jiggling a little bit, but thetime she was dressed a little classy,
so you couldn't really get the detailthere, but she was having a good

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time. That video also up atlone star ninety two five dot com on
the Bone and Them Show blog.And finally, this one sort of pissed
me off this morning. I wantto know what you guys think. Tex
dot put out a publicity release yesterdaysaying that we Texas commuters have saved three
billion dollars in twenty twenty three becausetransportation improvements and because of pandemic related trends

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that made their drives quicker. Isanybody having a quicker, easier driving am
in Texas town? No? Andsave where's my check? Where's my Seriously?
We want our cut. We savedy'all three billion? Who got it?
The governor, not us? Thefull story if you're interested in if
you want to rage along with me, that's also about the lone Star ninety
two five dot com Bella is whatworse? Classic lone Star ninety two five.

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I wonder if that's a euphemism forsomething get off my cloud, like
get off my ass gone now.I don't know. I overthink this stuff
sometimes. Special thanks to Dean Lewisfor coming in. Dean will be here
tomorrow and Bryan, thank you guys, thanks for letting me come into this
stinky room full of men with gas. Well you knew what you're getting into

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life. It is a very unbalancedboys club of a Bow and them show
this week not here, that's right, A mom's gone is it is Margarita's
and unicorns and then just you twoguys. It's yeah, mar reach magical.
Margarita's in Unicorn that's my new phrase. Okay, Well, as long

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as it works for you, keepon working it and keep on working it.
Is that where we're going to lunchon Friday. Margaritas you need a
Yeah, I just have to waitand see Dean gets to picket since he's
the one coming in for Yeah,well I asked Bo and it's preapproved by
both, so I think we'll likeit too. I really don't care.
I'll go anywhere as long as there'sfood involved, I'm there. Yeah,
and unicorns and unicorns and absolutely Okay. So tomorrow is fun with music Day.

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And since I did promise you thati'd let you hear the folks the
Folksman, please bum, I willplay that. I will play that for
you, the Folksman doing start MeUp by the Rolling Stone. Also,
I've got a couple of Christmas dittiesand a Christmas mash up for you,
okay. In fact, I gota couple of those almost say, one
for third and one for next Thursday. Okay. Also we'll do our NFL

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pro picks with Fox spors Mike DooseyDeuce on the occasion where the Cowboys play
on a Thursday night, I meanthey're they played Thanksgiving, then the following
Thursday, then they're playing on another. They're all over the damn math,
aren't they. Yeah Yeah, yeah, my goodness. But we'll talk to
him and give away some more ofthose tickets to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra

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there as well. Now up nextis our after show decompression session. What
do we talk about? Whoever bringsus subject up? I don't know.
Okay, we'll talk about what DeanLewis is doing these days. I'm gonna
surprise pre you bo. I'm gonnashow it to you during the podcast.
I'm holding it right here, asurprise. It's amazing. You're not gonna
believe what I'm looking at. It'sa rock and roll thing. Okay,

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we'll see. Now my curiosity ispicked up. Do you want me to
break it out now? No?No, Satan, Okay, I want
to be surprised, all right,because there's not many surprises around here,
and if there is a surprise,it's usually bad. I'll just say about
it, all right, So keepit between the ditches, as we say,
and we'll see on the after show, and we'll see you tomorrow for

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the show, Nuts show, allright, Bye bye,