The Bo and Them Full Show - Music Thursday, Rad New Stones, Folksmen Covering Stones, Fire Next Door - November 30, 2023 (Ep 1058)

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Jasicob Beal and Megan Fox wearing nuttingbut dish shocks. It's all I really
want for Christmas. Issue, Well, that's just not practical. Spending a
week in Mexico with some black personsome blue It's all I really want for
Christmas mine? All right, that'sterrific. How about your kids? I

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would like a pair of skates,then I go out skating, but I
really don't know how to skate.I want to like this o olympink and
doesn't drink. Oh, and thatreminds me. Twelve kegs of b always
happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheers. All I really want this Santa's got

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his work cut up for him.Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.
I want to tour the Spanish custlunch with Michael Landon's ghost. Is
that a really round for Christmas dishes? Wait? What I gotta get?
Doctor Jennifer Garner in my bed,softer voices in my head? Is all
I really one for Christmas? Doesn'tthis seem like too much stuff to on

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you? It's not enough, byboy, I got till Christmas right here?
All these heavy wishes and lots ofChristmas cheeries. All I really want
this. I'm just saying it seemsa bit excessive. I'll get off your
selfbox, Brian. It's Christmas,and Christmas is about getting Everyone in town

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knows that Japanese girls with no restraintjust to choke me till I think.
Is all I really want for Christmas? Dishy platinum plate, it's silver weed,
just one day when kids don't spareChristmas this. If you put a

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Christmas tree in the public, Geirport, I will go to court and to
your Assida, wouldn't I love butKurt and a little drum boy. He
can either tap his trauma or ahappy last of Christmas cheeseries please here.

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I want a golden mustache, calmand some sper micidal phone. That's all
really one for Christmas this year?I want a brand new pitching guage.
I would like my lemon plates.Sorry, one for Christmas. Species business.

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Well, who would have thought thatyou could find a goofy Christmas song
on family? God? No,no, what never across the mind?
That's insanity. Well that goes goodwith this show, don't you know?
It's very good? By the way, you can tell Dean Lewis is back.
I Am. It was update man, I'm like your Thanksgiving ham they

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You're like, they still haven't thrownthat out. No, you're the leftover
that doesn't spoil before, but thankyou. Yeah. Yeah, Deane is
in for Anna, who will beback on Monday. Yeah, and today
is Fun with Music Day and Ipromised a couple of musical ditties for you.

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Just played one and also didn't Ipromise Ale that you would hear the
folksmen do? Start me up?The folk So Michael McKean, Harry Shearer
and Christopher Guest, who when theycame to Grand Prairie to play together,
played is the Folksman Acoustic? Butthose are the three Spinal Tap guys too,
yes, yes, So they openedwith a Folkesman version of hell Hole

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by Spinal Tap named Grand Prairie.We're you know hell Oh that's so funny.
That was from a Mighty wind,right you say, a mighty win?
Yeah? I like that movie.Okay, so we got some stuff
played for it, and uh,since today is Thursday and the Cowboys are
playing on Thursday, then we're talkedto Mike Doucy at Fox four and we'll

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get to our NFL pro picks forthis morning. And also it's the last
Thursday of the month. Now,normally, on the last Thursday of the
month we do whose song is itanyway, where you guys give us subjects
and we write a song about it. But I decided we're gonna wait until
until Anna gets back. Okay,then, so it'll be the first Thursday

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in December instead of the last Thursdayday in November. Okay, okay,
and uh it'll be a Christmas themediddy here, Okay, that's gonna be
great. Yeah, but now let'ssee what days we're celebrating today, shall
we. It is National Meth AwarenessDay. I want to ugly up your
face and have your tea fall out, then keep on smoking myth. It's

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Women's Equal Payday. Well duh,I hope so man. National Personal Space
Day, you're invading my personal spacemen. Established by public health specialist Carol Winner
in twenty nineteen, the day remindsus that boundaries are good must be maintained
in a civil society. Get outof my face. You used to call

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them bubbles back in the old dollars. It's the same thing you had my
face bend bubble. National Computer SecurityDay, Well, you don't want to
replay of my doom. Remember thatthe worst email virus in history colls thirty
eight point five million dollars billion dollarsin David and the Worms. But anyway,
yeah, yeah, yeah, It'sNational Moose Day. The dessert,

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not the animal, damn, andnot Darryl Johnston, former count. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute,National Mason Jar Day. Oh I'm in
iced tea glass, best iced teaglass in the world. But you may
wonder where you got the name Mason. It celebrates the jar used for canning
and countless other purposes, and takesplace on the anniversary of the day John

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Landis Mason patent it in eighteen fiftyeight. That's for the whole case of
them. Yeah, big ones.Yeah, I bet he never knew those
things would eventually be filled with potand pencils and can and stuff and pott
and yeah yeah, don't get thatpencil lead in there. It's National stay

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at Home because you're well day.Now. I know some of you are
driving to work right now, thinking, well, thanks for telling me.
Now I'm fixing to go to work. Jeez, thinks for the advanced heads
up both. Oh, also,I forgot to mention this. We have
there's a new video for the Stonesong Bite My Head off off of Hackney
Diamonds, and Paul McCartney is onbass in there and just playing bass down

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into the gutter like guitar solo stylea couple of minutes in. This is
a monster of a song. SoI'm gonna I'm gonna play Bite my Head
And we had to do the radioedited version because there's lots of F bombs
in there. Yeah, we're allset now and we don't want to hear
any Virgin ears on the show.Ear and the shed. The song itself
really blows up like an explosive anyway, we don't need f bombs added.

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Oh it is a killer. Itis a killer, It really is.
So look at sports of all sortscoming up. Hem then of course the
freaking full File and it's amazing becausethere's never really a day when there's no
freaking full file stories to speak of. Planning, there's a lot of dumbass
going on into bun So let's doour morning stray, a very vital part

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of the beginning of this. Damns the lazy Dog. All right,
kids, you're ready, well readyor not? Here come I did.
It's showtime. Honest, the gunwent off by itself. We don't believe
you als, Okay, never oneDallas? What was Classic Grock? Lone

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Star ninety two to five? Itis six thirty in Times versus Sports of
all sorts. Now, when Ifirst read this story kind of made me
nervous because there was speculation yesterday aboutwhere the Dallas Mavericks may move after owner
Mark Cuban confirmed he is selling majoritystake in the team, And I went
what Cuban and the new owners say, they're not planning to move the team

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from Dallas, but out of theAmerican Airline Center. But when they say
we're not going to move in Dallas, that's exactly what they say when they're
going to do it. But Cubansays the sale is helping pursue his plan
to move the team out of theAmerican Airline Center and into a new arena.
Plus, he said for years thatthe idea of a new stadium would
be connected to a casino, butas you know, gambling still illegal around

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here. Now. The MAVs buyeris Mariam Adelson and her Vegas Sands Corporation,
which may have been lobbying Texas unsuccessfullyso far to approve casino gambling.
It's going to take more than somerich family does quite want for gambling.
I think so the MAVs owner,they say it's they're going to get approved

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gambling. I'd like to see himdo it. But if there is a
new arena, Dallas City Council memberZarren Gracie said the location should be adjacent
to the planned new Dallas Convention Center, which kind of makes sense. The
MAVs have two back to back homegames. One is Tomorrow night when the
Memphis Grizzlies come to town. Thenon Saturday it's the Oklahoma City Thunder at

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the American Airline Center. Nice man, Well, hey, your Dallas Stars
have a game tonight in Calgary fortheir third and final game against the Flames.
The Flames this season and the lastgame of the month the November.
The teams have split the season serieswith one win each, following a four
to three Stars win on November twoand a seven four Stars loss on November

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twenty fourth. Ouch. The Starshave won seven of their last eight games
on the road in Calgary, includingeach of their last two. The puck
drops tonight at eight from the ScotshipBanks Saddle Dome. I believe I said
that right home of the Flames.The Flames. The Stars will return home
on Saturday to face Tampa Bay.Tampa Bay the one. Yes, they

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always been a thorn in our side. There. You all know who machine
Gun Kelly is. Yeah, he'sthe guy that's banging Megan Fox. He's
banging Megan Fox and that's definitely abig check mark right there. He's also
the guy who played Tommy Lee inthat Netflix Motley Crew Jo. That's right,
yeah, okay, but that's notreally the kind of music he does
as a musician. He's more ofa pop artist that has like a sharp

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punk rock edge to him, butnot a really rock artist. But becoming
a big celebrity nonetheless. So getthis, Travis and Jason Kelsey had a
big name music artists on their podcastand know it wasn't Taylor what's her name?
It was machine Gun Kelly. Andhe's been shagging up with Megan Fox,
as we love to talk about herein the Boys Club. He made
an appearance on the Kelsey Brothers' latestNew Heights podcast episode and he came prepared.

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He had a recruiting pitch for Travisto join his favorite NFL team,
and Kelly machine Gun. Kelly,who grew up in the Cleveland suburbs just
like the Kelsey brothers, called Travisthrough FaceTime and offered him a half a
million dollars in cash and other itemsto leave the Chiefs and join the Cleveland

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Browns. I don't know, Idon't know if that would be a better
move for him. In other words, he was high. Yeah, this
is all I heard. He's bangingMegan Fox. After that, that kind
of hurt. What's his name?I just got a text him, Danny.
He said, thanks for the visual. It's quite the proposed. And

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Travis did say playing for the Brownswas a childhood dream of his. But
as Travis also mentioned, he's ina pretty great situation right now. So
despite Machine Gun's best efforts to lureTravis back to his hometown, Chiefs fans
probably don't have a whole hell ofa lot to sweat about. No,
no, no, no, no. I don't think that's gonna happen,
but nice try. The New YorkJets quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who injured his

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achilles tendon during Week one of theNFL season. That was about two and
a half months ago. Since then, he's been rehabbing, working as hard
as he can to get back towork. He's actually been cleared to practice
and might actually make it back beforethe season is over. How about that.
You know, I don't hate himas much as I used to because
he hated the Packers. Not thatmad at the Jets though. Okay,

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but here's a football store. God, you gotta find this video. The
head football coach at the University ofOklahoma said he's okay after his players accidentally
trampled on top of him as theyran onto the field. Showed the players
emerging from a fog in Norman,Oklahoma, last Friday against TCU. They
had this fog machine. Well,the first few players they started falling down,

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and then everybody fell down on topof each other, and there was
a few players stepping over coach BrentVenables after he fell, but then a
pile up of the players followed becausenobody could see anything. Venables was later
able to stand up and jogged ontothe field right before his team played.
The horn Frogs of OU crushed TCUsixty nine to forty five. None of

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the sooner players were hurt. Butthe video is funny as hell. I'll
find it. Oh, it's it'sfunny. They're all running out there and
here's this and then they all startfalling down. This is why smoke grenades
are effective, not only in callof duty but also in war. Yeah
exactly. Navera College in course ofCanada, by the way, announced on
its social media pages that it's cheercoach Monica Aldama will be retiring. She

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is known as the cheer Queen andshe has served as coach to Navera College's
iconic cheer program for nearly three decades. She has won seventeen national titles and
started the Emmy winning docu series aboutthe college's cheer program called Cheer Well.
Nobody said that this had anything todo with that scandal a couple of years

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ago that remember when one of theguys on cheers a bit, Yeah yeah,
well, she did say other employeestried to cover up sexual assault in
the fall of two thousand and one. That's what they that's what they accused
her, But she said no,let's talk baseball. Baseball Hall of Famer
Andre Dawson wants his cap changed onhis plaque in Cooperstown, thirteen years after

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he was inducted. The plaque currentlyshows Dawson wearing a Montreal Expos cap,
but now he wants to show himwith the Chicago Cubs cap, where he
spent six seasons after eleven years withthe Expos. Andre Dawson claims he always
wanted to be inducted as a Cub, but the Hall had already set him
up Montreal Expo at the time.He just rolled with it. Now he's

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willing to roll away from it.Is that Cooper's town's problem or his problem.
It probably would me his problem.And it seems, you know,
pickleball is everywhere. It seems professionalpickleball isn't taking off quite as quickly as
some people thought. No, itturned out everybody was playing's going on to
park blaying packleball. It has ledto Major Pickleball League asking players to take

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a forty percent pay cut. Therereally is a Major League pick a Ball
Association. To be fair, theleague is not just hacking salaries. Instead,
they're asking players to reduce their numberof work days from two hundred to
one hundred and twenty. With thoseextra eighty days next year, professional pickball
players can do anything they want tomake extra money, like maybe actually going

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and getting the job. I'm justsaying pickleball, all right, get ready
because the freaking full file is nexton the bowl. And then show You're
the cutest thing. I have atars love your peaches on a shake,
your tree's love love real time.It makes me want to go the waving

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show you Dallas. What was classicrock? I'm ruining another song. I'm
sorry, lady and gentlemen, makehim better. That's how well I do
my best what I got to workwith. All Right, we're gonna do
our our pro picks with Fox forhis Mike Doosey since Cowboys are playing tonight.
And then I will have your mashup song because I always have a
mash up on Thursday. Now it'stime for the freaking ful of Fhile,

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a couple in China are still reelingand barfing after discovering they've been drinking toilet
water for the last six months.Delicious and now in America, toilet water
is a whole lot cleaner. It'sjust like regular water, although nobody drinks
out of the toilet, it's notthe same In China. After moving into
their new apartment. The man whogoes by mister Tan says his unidentified girlfriend

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started developing bizarre health issues upon movinginto the apartment in May. Both ended
up with a mysterious cough that wouldn'tgo away, while Tan claimed he was
suddenly losing his hair and breaking outwith acne. Tan then realized he hadn't
paid a water bill in six months, but they kept getting water. That's
when he called a plumber to figureout what the hell was going on.

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And that's when he learned that anextra pipe was linked to the toilet and
tap water pipes and that they'd beenusing that water to bathe, then cook
in and drink. Now, surprisingly, the infuriated couple is seeking monetary damages
from the apartment rental company. Iwould too. As a matter of fact,
didn't they notice when the water wasblue? Yeah, they thought it

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was some new koolid nelwewater gray water. Get that stuff away. And speaking
of bathrooms, an Ohio lawyer hasbeen suspended by the State Supreme Court.
And the reason why, we'll getyou some pause to take time next time
you stick your hand into a longcan of Pringle's potato chips. Defense attorney
Jack Blakeslee received a one years suspensionafter he allegedly took a dump inside of

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Pringle's potato chip can and threw itinto a parking lot of the Haven of
Hope, which is a crime victimadvocacy center. Blake She, who is
often in court as an adversary ofthat group, claims he did not target
the center and that he often crapsin Pingles Pringles cans and randomly throws them
from his car as he travels downthe road, as if that's normal.

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No, wild man, Now,how you're going to do that while you
drive it? I mean it wouldbe easier to do it in a bag
of lays because you got more routeit and you're busy, you're driving.
How do you focus on that accuracy? This is a small portal that we're
trying to put aim. You gotto be good aim. The court ruled
that his conduct shows that he isunfit to practice law. I mean he's

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a defensive tourney. He thought I'ddo it all the time. Was a
good defense. Well it wasn't.Okay, nasty all right? Well,
bad news for all you people,those you guys who still wear your pants
halfway down, your ass crashed.You might you might want to not consider
a life of crime. So listenup, everybody, listen up. And
that a snazzy pair of colorful underwearended up being the undoing of an alleged

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tobacco store Robert in Queens, NewYork City. There's crime in New York
City. Yeah. Three mass menentered the store, two of whom allegedly
brandished guns, while the third emptythe cash registered, grabbed merchandise, and
took the cell phones of the storeemployees. That's heartless. Surveillance video showed
the third suspect wearing low slung jeansthat exposed his undies, which were brightly

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colored, had a large letter Ron them along with the year nineteen ninety
and yellow. Oh. An anonymoustipster yeah anan, those tips were gave
police the Instagram handle of the underwearBrandon, and told cops that the suspect
had also tried to sell the stolenat another location right after the robbery.
The suspect was later arrested at hishome without incident. And I'm guessing pants,

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Yeah you doing that? That smart? All right? We got more
air commuter drama for Christ to Live'ssakes. I can't keep up with all
the stuff I'm seeing on the socialmedia videos. Why do people act the
fool on an airplane? Flipping outinside those tubes sometimes midair. This is
an incident that happened on Frontier Airlines. It's moving from Florida to Philly and

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public attention is swelling here. Anunidentified woman calls the disturbance mid flight on
Frontier by pulling down her pants inthe aisle. You're welcome, You're welcome.
The act was captured in a videoshared by passenger Julie Hartman, and
woman, after apologizing to fellow passengers, squatted in the aisle, indicating her
intention to go potty right there inthe aisle in front of everybody. Nobody

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knows whether she was going to numberon it or number two it, but
it doesn't really matter because it didn'tactually happen. It was just a close
call. This occurred before she wasreportedly denied access to the bathroom by a
flight attendant, and the other passengersreacted with shock and disgust, noting that
the presence of the children on theflight were also a factor. The woman,

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however, responded defiantly with cuss wordsand all kinds of bad stuff,
and eventually confronted the flight attendant.Another passenger was concerned for a young boy
seated near her when she dropped trow. No word on if the woman was
arrested or not. Well, youknow that reminds me. Jimmy and I
were flying on a plane to Londonone time, years and years ago,
and there was a little turbulous,not much, but I had to pee.

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So I got up and I walkedto the bathroom. I'm sorry,
you can't, no, no,you got to sit back down. I
said, Okay, I'm going toeither pee right here on the floor.
Are you going to let me goto the bathroom? And I'm not kiddinged,
So she just was silent, andI just went to the bathroom.
Look, well, you gotta go, you gotta go. Yeah, that's
the number one in nature. Sometimesit's just gonna go anyway if you don't

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try and get it exactly. Shouldn'tevery plane have a tube though? We
could just put one passenger per flightdown tube, or at least a pringles
can please a couple of them.A shipment from Hong Kong has been intercepted
by US Customs and Border Control agentsat Minneapolis Saint Paul International Airport. Inside,
they found what they say were twentyfive hundred syringes filled with dangerous and

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unapproved vaginal tightening gel. I didn'tknow there was such a thing. Good
old VTG. Reportedly, each syringecontained a brownish gel and were wrapped in
pink packaging, appearing ready for resale. According to officials, the street value
of the goods was around nineteen thousanddollars white, pink and brown dollars.

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I don't know. I'll tell youwhy later. If this stuff works too
well, you might find yourself stucktogether like dogs and don't act like you
don't know what I'm talking about too. And the makers of Veggi sill comes
Vegi grip for when your partner worrieshe just might fall in Wow, All
right, now, do they sellthat at CBS or Home Deep I'm not

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I'm not sure. You'll do someresearch and get back. I'm right on
Dallas wors Classic Rock lone Star ninetytwo to five. It is seven to
ten, and that means it's timeto talk a little football with the best
in the game. Fox Sports MikeDoosey, what's up? Dude, good

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board than guys. Yeah, haveabout a little Thursday football for a second
straight week if you get used tothis. I like that. Yeah,
but that didn't seem like the Cowboysmay be spreading themselves too thin, you
know. I think the upside isyou get through this one tonight, then
you have ten days before Philly,So I think that's that's the payoff here.
And you know, they took careof business obviously on Thanksgiving Day against

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Washington. We'll have our pick onthis game here at the moment. I
think it'll be a little tougher game, but then the huge match coming up
on a week from Sundays, soI think they'll take that extra arrest between
now in that game and be finewith it. Well, what's the one
thing we got to worry about asfar as the Seahawks go, because this
is a must win game for thoseguys, it really is. They've been

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struggling. You look at their record, they're six and five. You know,
Cowboys haven't beaten the team with thewinning record, so finally they have
a chance to do that. ButSeattle's stumbling around a little bit right now.
They lost badly to San Francisco soundsfamiliar. Yeah, they've lost two
in a row now, and theirquarterback, you know, its struggle a
little bit with injuries. Geno Smithis playing Kenneth Walker. They're running back

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may Or may not play tonight withwith injury concerns. So I think you've
just got to worry about a desperatefootball team that's always pretty good on defense,
not as good as they usually are, but they're a team that,
like the Cowboys, can figure outa way to force turnovers if you're not
careful. So I don't think it'sgoing to be the kind of runaway that
we've seen from the Cowboys at homeand every other every other game at Jerry

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World this year. By the way, if anybody has not seen the video
of the Oklahoma Sooners tripping over eachother when the Folk Machine comes out,
it's on Fox four's website. It'sclassic. Oh, it's classic, it
really is. So do just whatabout the toy drive you come in anywhere
around these parts? Huh for TotsFor the twenty first straight year, Fox

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four is just so proud to beinvolved with Marine Corps Reserves Toys for Tots
campaign. The amazing work they dothis time of the year. I was
in Mansfield on Monday for a bigevent there at Academy Sports, and we're
gonna be back in Mansfield tonight.Fox four will be there. I'll be
at the game. And this isan event I really hate to miss because
they do it up big at thePerforming Arts Center. So if you're in

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that area tonight, you can drivethrough and drop off a new unwrapped toy
or some cash. They're always willingto take that. Go to foxmore News
dot com for more information. We'llbe all over the area here between now
and Christmas. All right, let'stalk a little football, and let's do
our a Fox fours and our Cowboysprediction with Fox Sports might do. Say

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what's up? What you got Douce? All right? I got a couple
of home underdogs. I always haveto go with those. I'm going to
go with Bow's Nolan Saints to upsetDetroit, Thank you, Home, thank
you. And I'm going with NewEngland to somehow win a game. Don't
ask me why, but they getthe Chargers at home and the old travel
all the way across the country.Thing tends not to be good for teams,

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and I think justin Herbert and TheChargers are badly overrated, and I
think New England figures out a wayto win a game there. Give me
the Rams at home again, that'salmost a bit of an upset against Cleveland.
But their favorite. Give me theRams in Kansas City, the biggest
favorite of the week, I think, are one of them at their bigger
favorite than Dallas. They're favorite byseven. I'll take the Chiefs in that

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game. As for the Cowboys,you know they've won all of their home
games. They're five and zero athome by at least twenty points. Nobody
else in NFL history has ever donethat. I think tonight's a little bit
closer. That's been playing so well, he'll face a defense that's a little
better than those he's been seeing inrecent weeks. Again, the Seahawks,

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as we mentioned, are kind ofa desperate football team right now. Pete
Carroll always has him ready to play. But I think Dallas prevails at home
twenty seven to seventeen. Cowboys.All right, dude, Okay, mister
Dean, you're picking for and abelle what you got? Thank you very
much. Me being the sports maventhat I am, everyone should read my
sports blog called are they throwing something. Yeah. So I'm thinking Houston,

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yeah, and Tennessee yeah yeah,and then La Rams and Arizona basically because
that's where the Aliens are from andthey're landing soon, everybody watch out,
and then going with Dallas. I'mgoing with Dallas, all right? The
Ao, what you got? Allright? Not only do I have Ao's
picks, which are always a bigfat winner, I also have Anadolos.

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How about that? It goes onthere. Let's go, ladies. First
to missus Horrow, thank you forgetting up this morning and senting us in
your pick as well. We missyou. She's gonna pick Dallas over Seattle.
Anna is also picking underdog Denver overHouston, and it's going for Kansas
City over Green Bay, just likeDeuce. And Anna likes Miami over Washington.

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Now, hey, I was pickedDallas over Seattle. Yeah, I
can see that happening. Jets isan underdog over Atlanta. I can't stand
the Falcons. Also, Houston Ithink is gonna beat up on Denver.
I think Tennessee is gonna be theunderdog winner against Indy. And I like
San Francisco again up against Philly.Okay, well, I would say well,
it's just how it's gonna go.But I haven't been doing that well,

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so I'll just shut up and dothe pick better than I am.
I am taking some underdog. Well, I'm just gonna do one underdog.
I'm gonna take Cleveland over the Rams. I'm gonna take the Chargers over New
England. I'm gonna take Miami overWashington, and I'm gonna take the Steelers
over here, and of course giveme the Cowboys to win tonight and deuce

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what you got happening on Fox fourover the weekend? Y'all got something?
We have the game tonight. Iknow it's on Prime Video streamed, but
we have the game on Fox four. So we'll have the pregame starting at
five from the stadium. Stay withus after the game for all the postgame,
and I gotta go run be ongood day right now? Okay,
so have a good one, allright? There you go Dallas forwarst Classic

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Rock lone Star ninety two five.Okay, you're ready for your mash up
because we always do a mash upon Fun with Music again. Come on,
okay, So how could I makevet song by Van Halen into a
Christmas song? No, I gottaleave. Oh no you don't. No,
no, no, no, noidiot. Listen and try to have

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an open mind about this. Okay, yeah you may have. All you
tuning is like to the car.Something she's not gota taught you to be

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bo heavy moll. You know yousaid, my good little bint out the
streets again. Here you think you'regonna cooking? Man, you're there to
find yourself a friend talking to thecar. Something she's not got taught you

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to be ball, big ball,big ball, big man, man a

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business. Thank you a man,you're a man. I'm into the edge,

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man, I sort of love totell nor loss of filself. I've
got no time to listen. Failits wiff. You won't it got away?
You can't got to get away.You got to cut away. You
got to get to bad exactly tothe car, exactly, she's I gotta

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talk to you. Thank you aman. Brace. Yeah you think Freddie

(32:38):
Fender and Eddie Van Halen are justjamming down up in rock and roll heaven
right now? Freddie Fender, isn'tthat the guy who did Felicia? No,
no, that's Jose Felicion. Ohthat's right, And he's still very
much alive. Oh okay, Iknew that. I was just testing.
Oh yeah, I was. Thatwas genius, both genius. Well,
let me tell you what's coming uphere. We promising that we're going to

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play that new Stone song called BiteMy Head Off, which is on the
New Hackney Diamonds album and features PaulMcCartney on a blistering bass solo. I'm
gonna play that next. And thenI promised you I would play the Folksman
doing start Me Up. Hell y'alldo that right after that? Okay,
thank you voe. Okay, Bythe way, there is a bar in

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Tasmania. I guess that's where theTasmanian Devil comes from. Exactly. They
are looking outside their regular hires whenit comes to attracting new staff. The
weld Borough Hotel has been inundated withapplicants ever since they posted on their Facebook
page looking to recruit alcoholics and peoplewith a criminal record. The list from

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where they said we are desperate forstaff, police record, who cares drug
habit, join the club alcoholic.Don't get me started. If I can't
find anyone before Christmas, I won'thave a business after Christmas. Before the
post got deleted. It was sharedover fifteen hundred. The Christmas Miracle is
the hotel says they've made five joboffers and we'll get to stay open after

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Christmas. Oh fantastic Christmas miracle story. If there ever was a little your
okay, you ready, here itcomes. This is from the new Rolling
Stones album Hackney Diamonds, and itfeatures Paul McCartney on bass. Crank it
Up. We got the video onour Bowe and jim Our boweing then page
a Long Star nineteen five? DoI do that every once in a while?

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That's all right? We miss you, Jimmy. But this is called
bite my head off, Crank itUp? Oh? Is that tasty or
what? Wow? Dude, Idon't know. This may be one of
their best albums. I'm serious.They've already got a Grammy nomination for one

(34:52):
track off of it. What wasthat angry? Angry? Yeah? And
then my favorite is Whole Wide World, which is kind of stop being lazy,
get a buf do something to getout, Yeah, kind of like
that. And then we got thisone that bow found with Paul McCartney.
Did you hear that gutter bass?About mer mer mercy? And speaking of
the Stones. First of all,we got Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets coming up

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in just a few minutes. Andfun with music day. You're going to
have to identify the theme the openingtheme to a Christmas movie. Okay,
it's not that difficult. Okay,but I did promise you that I would
play the folksman. What is it, Christopher? Guess that goes well?

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Right? Say? The three guysthat brought a spinal tap are also the
folkesman. Okay, so here arethe folksmen. I believe this is on
Jimmy Fallon. This is them doingstart me up? Here you go?

(35:58):
Did you start me up? Man? Start me up on ever? Stole
a start me up? Start man? Start me on ever style? I've
been running. You gotta taken goinga bloma top he start me up up
man, start me up an everstyle. You make the grown man crazy,

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You make a grown man craz tomake a grown man? Kay off
the oil the gasoline. I ridesmooth. She's a clean machine. Thank
you. It started up here onthe start of giving all you got.
I gat the bee made the ridersin the other hills. He ain't a

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rupt of thank you. You likeit? You can slight it up.
I said, slid it up.You got a room man, pray,
You make a grown man craze tomake a grown man pray. Dilate my
lipsco green. My hands are greasy. She's a Meanish babe. Start me

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a baby star, may on evera stop baby, Start me a babe
star. Mayl On have a stopping. I've been running home. You gotta
take him on a Boma time,Dave, Start me a baby Star.
Mail on Emma's album. You makea dead man come, You make a

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dead man come, Make a deadman come, You make a dead man
come, and everybody make a deadman come running, Make a dead man
come, Make a dead man come, run, Make a dead man come.
Bye. D That made me laugh. The foksman everybody, Okay,

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Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets next on theBow and them shows. Yes, I
can't understand the words you're saying.Well, shut up? Are you giving
any money away? Ah? DallasHortor was Classic Roncolone Star ninety two five.
Listen, I got a brag alittle bit. Okay, Okay,
I just got a email from mydaughter Bailey. They not Bailey, but

(38:29):
Jessica and my grandson Connor made alldistrict. Oh my god, congratulations all
Connor, you the man? Howabout it? Where you go? Connor,
I'm gonna have to give him alittle call here later. I kind
of know him bo up and onfor fifty thousand years, and I've never
seen him smile. Sometimes I sawyou, cranky bastard, cranky bathroom.

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It was so great. You thinkhis face would crack if he smiled.
Probably was, but he was soproud. He's just just bopped up.
Okay, so let's give away theTrans Siberian Orchestra tickets. Here's what I'm
gonna do on Fun with Music Day. We'll sometimes do TV theme trivia or
sometimes movie theme trivia. Well,since it's the Christmas season, I'm going

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to do a Christmas movie theme.This is a movie. I'm not gonna
tell you when it came out.They'll give it away. Okay, this
is a Christmas movie. You namethe Christmas movie and I will give you
the Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. AndI'm gonna call two one four or eight
one seven seven eight seven one ninetwo five, and don't you too shout
out the answer. You know?Okay, Well, name this Christmas movie

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any answers answer, Yes, Deangot it? Really, Dean got the
I will give you the dinger,a ding ding for Dean. Who got
the artist? That was the wildestguess they could have made. Well,
it's true, Yeah, you gotit? Do it nice? Yeah?

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All right, let's see if anyone'sgot enough one them show can you tell
me what Christmas movie that is?Man man, No, it's not Man's
man. Sorry, okays a mana right? B on them? Show
tell me what Christmas movie that isa miracle very important? No, no,
no, no, bone them showwhat movie is that? Okay,

(40:52):
I'll take that as a numb bonethem show. Do you know what Christmas
movie that is? Is there?Elf? Elf is right? I knew
somebody had to get it. Thatis ELK came out in two thousand and
three. Wow. An ed Asnerwas Santa Claus casting. Yeah, it
was really good. Yeah. Andeven Bob Newhart was in it. Yeah

(41:15):
he was right. All right?Who is this? Becky? You just
got yourself some Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets. If you'll hold on, we will
stuff you're stocking with them. Okay, and plus Becky, since I guess
and you guess right, we're married. No, no, that's not how
it works. My god, Iquit hang on, Becky will hook you

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up. Okay, thank you.There you go, elf, I knew
somebody had to get it sooner orlater. Well, there you go.
Okay, I have a little moreChristmas cheer to play for you. If
everybody's still in the holiday spirit.Sure that's coming up on the ball then
cho Dlice Hoers Classic Roncolone Star ninetytwo five. The Scorpions who Ale just
informed me have a sixtieth anniversary tourcoming up next year. Is that crazy

(42:00):
or what? By the way,didn't they say goodbye about fifteen years ago?
Yeah, I'm ten to fifteen yearsago they said, that's it,
this is our retirement tour. We'regoing to hang up the spandex go home
to Hanova. They don't talk likeHans and Franz, so well they don't
know. But that's a good thatworks though that was to Austrian, not

(42:20):
German enough, and kiss is finallysaying goodbye their Saturday Night is the final
show ever? I believe that either. No, I don't either, But
Somebians changed their mind. Man.It wasn't long that they had the retirement
attention, and they said, no, we don't want to go home to
Hanover. Well, but they saythat Kiss's last show is this Saturday at
Madison Square Garden. Yep, Andthey're really retiring because of a contract they

(42:43):
signed that worked real well with MotleyCruz. Yeah right, Okay, today
is fun with Music Day. Andsince it's the Christmas holidays, most of
you have figured out by now thatthis show is not really traditional, okay,
and neither is our Christmas songs.I mean, you can listen to

(43:04):
the ones that our sister station isplaying, and that would be good to
get you in the holiday spirit.But our songs are a little different.
And here's the perfect example. You'reready, here you go. You know
they say Christmas is a time forgivenplace. That's what the Good Book says.

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And at our house every Christmas,see my son and daughter and their
family is drived out from the bigcity for the whole fashioned family holiday.
Dresses up the house like a Christmascard. You can hear in the kitchen
singing while she's baking cookies for thechildren, and she spends hours wrapping the
present she provides his last August,she hangs all the stockings all over the

(43:49):
fireplace there in the morning of imhut me down the prettiest darn Christmas tree
ever saw in your life. Andthis year we really outdid ourselves. You
know, I getting on in ouryears. So we decided to get the
kids tax free cash gifts of tenthousand dollars kiss and well, I reckon
it was around new when I heardthe dogs barking. On there's Jimmer mail

(44:14):
man and his old sandy cap comingup the wack, teasing the doctor as
usual and holding the package. Well, he handed over reseres Pappy. He
looked like to get them over thatpackage from your daughter. Well, my
tour opened. It took both ourhearts. We unwrapped the fruitcake with and
wrote that read at the last minutewe got a cheat bear on the internet
and out of the light hold ontoour gift. Still after the first of

(44:36):
the year, love Princess, Well, I was broaching and I felt a
lump in my throat as I thoughtto myself, Princeice, you ain't getting
good Christmas. Fast up the church. You can stick back and cake up

(44:58):
your ash. That's right, youcan take from me and mom you like
that, Oh Mama, hasn't hada drink in twenty years, and I've

(45:19):
been off the sauce myself for awhile now. And heck if there was
ever an excuse to start drinking again, poor duppy junior in this family.
Uh it was some delivery fellas standingthere holding what looked like a fruitcake tin
with a car detached. Wow,the company's condo is free this week.
And you know how much pumpkin Ilove? Help you head, please forward?

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I guess to this a draft?Hey ma, save something up from
me. Well man took a conditionand things turned real ugly. She started
breaking things and hurl the turkey andthose two fruitcakes right to the proble.
The whole time she was yelling,well, whole hoole home, home of

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the Bowing Them Show. Oh yes, you can shove that fruit cake up
your is listening Colin Street Bakery,fruitcase get a bad rap because they're actually
pretty damn good. They really areyou? Oh yes, they porting fruitcake.
I'm proud of you. There yougo. Christmas on the Bowing Them

(47:30):
Show. And when I think ofChristmas, you know who I think of.
He invented country music. Now hereinvents Christmas music Live not holy,
not all lives, come in allleave ride. Yes, it's the one

(47:50):
and only Burda Ashton bringing the holidayshome on the range. Oh come all
you pay, Fogel fool and drove, don't come. He'll come me come
on the whistle of hell. It'sthe Christmas album. No bunk house should
be without Bird in Ashton caroling atthe Corral. Listen to what all you
get on this fantastic album, HeartyHarold Lane Gerald saying glory to the new

(48:19):
born. Came to hear what Ihear. We have bet the sky little
lamd, so be good for goodnesssake. In order. Now you'll received
this Moda's album, Bird in Ashtonyodling, You'll tie he leaves never Dad
be leaves never dead. Haley LouiarlyLouis. It's finally happened. The greatest

(48:44):
singer in country music sings the greatestsongs of Christmas. Bird of Ashton,
caroling at the Corral and yodling.You'll tie a'mailable at malls and feed stores
everywhere. Honey, I'm Bird atAshton. I know it's been said many
time, many ways. Where Christmasboom boom. It kind of things like

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he's on the toilet. Sometimes youdon't like Trace Atkins to Yeah, Trace
Atkins. That's it. I don'tknow if you heard this or not,
but former Secretary of State Henry Kissingerremember him? Yeah. He died at
the age of one hundred and madeit to one hundred as first National Security
Advisor and then Secretary of State underPresident Richard Dixon and later Gerald Ford.

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Kissinger is best known as the architectof the truth ending the war in Vietnam,
detent with the Soviet Union, andopening relations with communist China. He
was the last living member of theNixon cabinet to pass away. So that's
it. They're all zipped up.Now, that's it. That's right,
State and enjoy the full line.If this name rings a bell, Francis

(50:01):
Sternhagen, you know who she is. You got She is a veteran character
actress who won two Tony Awards andbecame a familiar face to TV viewers later
in life. She died Monday atthe age of ninety three. She'd been
doing bit parts in several movies andTV shows like Eer, Sex and the
City and The Closer. But mostof you, if you recognize the name.

(50:22):
Will remember her as Cliff Claven's motheron Cheers. Oh, she played
Cliff Claven's mother, and since thenI've seen her in many, many different
things. She just kind of neverreally has a starring role. She just
takes up bit parts. And she'sreally pretty good. She really is.
Oh that's all right, we'll buyyour condo in Hollywood, right, well

(50:44):
good. So, one hundred dollarsmay soon be the most patience would ever
have to pay for an emergency ambulance. What hunter fucks you know? I
had an ambulance ride in September,Coustomer twenty five hundred bucks, one hundred
dollars. Are you serious? Ihad a stroke and I had to go
twelve miles twelve minute ride twenty fivehundred dollars bets Ridict two hundred dollars a

(51:06):
mile. I'm telling you, I'vehad people say that they've been in an
ambulance ride and they were, youknow, overcharged, just like that.
Yeah, that's a crooked thing,Toney cost particularly, so Committee of Government
Advisors endorsed the idea for Congress tosolve the problem of surprise ambulance bills.
Amen, brother, Congress may nowdecide whether to put the committee's recommendation into

(51:27):
law. Every year, more thanthree million Americans are rushed to a hospital
by an ambulance. For many,this unexpected ride can cost hundreds, if
not thousands, of dollars out ofpocket. Out of pocket, more than
fifty percent of insurance patients are atrisk of receiving an out of network bill
for an ambulance ride. In Texas, the risk is seventy percent. I'm
not surprised at all. So outof network round ambulance rides costs insured Americans

(51:51):
one hundred twenty nine million, accordingto a twenty twenty study published on Health
Affairs. So take care of yourselfout there, unless you got three grand
sitting around. Yeah. Really,they chose you twenty five hundred dollars for
a twelve minute. I'll bring thebill in tomorrow so you can see it.
It's tear stained, but you cansee it. God, that's ridiculous,
man. Yeah. I wonder howthe EMTs feel about that, because

(52:13):
you know, first responders and EMTsthey do not get paid, no,
nearly enough, just like teachers.Like teachers, Yeah, exactly. Chad
Kemple, a resident of Eagle,Idaho, one of our favorite Spots is
a very busy dad. He isthe father of seven children, including a
quintuplet birth. At one point.Chad and his wife Amy, who we

(52:36):
hope is feeling better after that,had the challenge of getting around with five
kids the same age they started usinga special built stroller with five kid seats
and a lot of cheers. That'sa lot of mess to clean up if
they get crazy too. This summer, Chad ran one kilometer in five minutes
and thirty four seconds while pushing fivekids in the one stroller. And that
was certified as a Guinness World record. But that is just another notch in

(52:59):
his belt for this. Oh yeah, he wasn't. This wasn't the first
world record that he got for Chad, and it involved that five person stroller.
The whole way, he's been makingthe most of it. He got
Againness World Record title for the fastestten kilometer, fastest half marathon, and
fastest marathon all while pushing a strollertimes five. Wow. You know I

(53:20):
got a question. When he pushesthose kids twelve miles away, does he
bring him back? Nobody charges hismom twenty five hundred, twenty five hundred
dollars to see him again. There'sa new member of the Shar's office in
Lake County, Florida, named Samba. She's a yellow laboratory retriever currently serving
on the canine unit. Her jobis to sniff out and detect vaping in
schools. One in ten middle schooland high school students use at least one

(53:44):
tobacco product. The most popular witchis vaping. Yep So, Samba,
along with her handlers at Cher's officeare taking extra sep to crep down on
something like this. A vape doga vape I heard of a weed smelling
dog and a bomb sniff and dog, but never evape sniff and dog.
Moving up high school? Could theydo? Don't get my daughter pregnant sniffing

(54:05):
dog. That's a good now,see that would be practical. That would
be thank you. Dallas. Comingup, we have tickets to see Shaky
Graves and Concert Tuesday night, hangOn by Dallas Fort Worst Classic Rocks,
lone Star ninety two five Aerosmith,who will eventually redo their tour as soon

(54:27):
as Stephen Tyler's throat heels talking aboutdate from the guy. We'll talk about
that on time. Oysters, bythe way, who want our tickets to
see Shaky Green. Oh, thegreat Jackie Morris. It's been a solid
two years since he won anythink fromthe Bow and Am Show. Congrats,
way to go by the way,Uh those of you driving by on Inwood
Road where our building is, ifyou look, there was a huge fire

(54:52):
at this warehouse right across the streetfrom us, and we're I mean it
was huge and we thought, ohgod, something's vixing to blow up.
Yeah, and then we were gonnaspread yeah, and then what is that
It's an office supply office supply offplace. Yeah, okay, and uh
so I know what, I guesswhat caught some desk and some paper and
some board and boredom. But uh, it was a big fire. I

(55:15):
mean we I thought it was gonnatake over the warehouse. But then the
uh Farmer's branch or, Edison Police, a farre department just showed up and
they put that thing out. Well, we were sitting here saying, well,
where's all the fire trucks out?Put it out? Yeah, and
then all of a sudden, likefive of them show up and they've already
put the thing out. And youshould have seen it. It was huge,
Like I would say, three storieshigh flames alone, not getting the

(55:37):
plume of smoke which is a mileup in the air. Now, yeah,
wow, you guys, we hada front row seat for that this
morning. I hope everyone's okay.Now there's one, two, three,
four, five, six, sevenfire trucks yet and cops and ambulance.
Yeah, but they got it allput out, so yeah, it's just
smoke now, how about that?Impressive now, and all the other people
in all the other stations, couldwe come in here to look at your

(55:59):
widow. They're crazy down the hallbecause they can't see from their windows.
We should charge admission for that.But it's over now. But I mean
we were going, God, Ihope something doesn't blow up and had something
through the window here. Thank youto all of you who run towards danger
so the rest of us can runaway from it. Thank you for doing
what the rest of us pussies,you know. The fires out. Every

(56:20):
one in that warehouse was like,we're gonna get the day off. The
fire's out. Oh all right,all right, tomorrow is Friday, the
day we wait for all week,and we're going to have a visit from
TJ. Miller, actor and comedian. Awesome because we talked to him on
the phone a few weeks ago andhe said, okay, if you get
into town. Well he's playing atHyenas this weekend. Okay, he's going

(56:42):
to show up here tomorrow, andof course we'll have some more Christmas goodies
for you like we always do.All right, No, we'll have more
tickets to Shaky Graves and also theTrans Siberian Orchestra. So and Dean Lewis,
Dean, you're gonna be here againtomay if you'll have me. I
feel like I'm doing any heavy lifting. Yeah, you don't need to do
the heavy lifting. We'll take careof They'll be here tomorrow filling for miss

(57:05):
Anna. Yeah, and and Iwe'll be back on Monday. Go on
Monday. All right. This isa way to start a weekend. Huh
right, nice fire out there,crazy, Yeah, congratulating Dallas Forest Classic
rockolone Star ninety two five The Scorpionswho Ale just informed me have a sixtieth
anniversary tour coming up next year.Is that crazy or what? By the

(57:28):
way, didn't they say goodbye aboutfifteen years ago? Yeah, I'm ten
to fifteen years ago. They said, that's it. This is our retirement
tour. We're going to hang upthe spandex go home to Hanova. They
don't talk like Hans and Franz,so they don't know. But that's a
good that works though. That wasit's to Austrian not German enough, and
kiss is finally saying goodbye there Saturdaynight is the final show ever. I

(57:52):
believe that either. I know.I don't either, but Somedian's changed their
mind. Man, it wasn't longthat they had the retirement and they said,
no, we don't want to gohome to Hantover. Well, but
they say that Kisses last show isthis Saturday at Madison Square Garden. You
and they're really retiring because of acontract they signed that worked real well with

(58:12):
Motley Crue. Yeah right, Okay, today is fun with Music Day,
and since it's the Christmas holidays,most of you have figured out by now
that this show is not really traditional, okay, and neither is our Christmas
songs. I mean, you canlisten to the ones that our sister station
is playing and that would be goodto get you in the holiday spirit,

(58:36):
but our songs are a little different. And here's the perfect example. You're
ready, here you go. Yeah, they say, Christmas is a time
for giving. That's what the GoodBook says. And then how is every
Christmas scene? But our son anddaughter and their family is drived out from

(58:58):
the big city old fashioned family holidaywhen dresses up the house like a Christmas
card. You can hear in thekitchen singing while she's baking cookies for the
children, and she spends hours wrappingthe present she has to buying since last
August. She hangs all the stockingsall over the fireplaces there in the morning,
up, I hut me down theprettiest dron Christmas tree ever, sarw

(59:22):
in your life. And this yearwe really out did ourselves, you know,
and I getting on in our years. So we decided to give the
kids tax free cash gifts of tenthousand dollars to kiss. Well, I
reckon it was around new when Iheard the dogs bark, and there was
Jim and mailman in his old sandycap coming up the water, teasing the

(59:44):
doctor as usual and holding the package. Well he hit it over, he
says, Pappy, looks like toget them over our package from your daughter.
Well, my tour it opened.It took both our horris. We
unwrapped the fruitcake with a boat thatread for the last minute. We got
a cheat there on the internet.Month of the night. Hold on to
our gift still after the first ofthe year, love Princess. Well,

(01:00:05):
I was broken and I felt unlumpin my throat as I thought to myself,
Princes, you ain't gettish Christmas rightturns to jerk. You can stick
after cake up your ash. Okay, right, you jake from me?

(01:00:35):
And Mom you like that. Youknow I hasn't had a drink in twenty
years now. I've been off thesauce myself for a while now, and
heck if there was ever an excuseto start drinking again. Who entire nation
day Junior and his family. Uh, it was some delivery fellas standing there

(01:00:59):
holding it looked like a fruitcake tinwith a card attached. Wow, the
company's condo is free this week.And you know how much pumpkin I love
Hilton Head. Please Ford, Iguess to this a draftic Hey, Ma
shave something up for me. Well, mine took a condition and things turned
real ugly. She started breaking thingsand hurl the turkey and those two fruitcakes
right to the proper. The wholetime she was yelling appreciation. Work well,

(01:02:34):
whole home home of them, bowingthem showers. Oh yeah, you
can shove that fruit cake up youris. Colin Street Bakery. Fruitcakes get
a bad rap because they're actually prettydamn good. They really are you?
Oh yes, they portant fruitcake.I'm proud of you. There you go.
Christmas on the bowe in them show. And when I think of Christmas,

(01:02:59):
you know who I inc of.He invented country music. Now he
reinvents Christmas music. A child live, not Holy Night, All lives come
in All Live ride. Yes,it's the one and only Bird of Ashton

(01:03:19):
bringing the holidays home on the range. Oh come all you face fullgil full
and drove feed'll come, He'll comeme, come on to be the hell.
It's the Christmas album. No bunkhouse should be without Berna Ashton charline
at the Corral. Listen to itall you get on this fantastic album.
Heart the Herald Angel saying glory tothe knee horn game. Do he hear

(01:03:50):
what I hear? We have bettingthe sky little Lale, so be good
for goodness say in order now you'llreceive this bonus album burn then you'll die
be leaves, never Dad believed,never dead, Hallyluyerly Lou It's finally happened.

(01:04:11):
The greatest singer in country music singsthe greatest songs of Christmas. Bird
at Ashton, Carolly at the Corral, andling You'll die, Amailable at malls
and feed stores everywhere. Honey,I'm bird at Ashton. I know it's
been said many times, many ways. Very Christmas, got yours today?

(01:04:34):
Bum rum bum puto r bum poommy ru my r. It kind of
sings like he's on the toilet.Sometimes you don't like Trace Atkins, that
Trace Akins. That's it. Idon't know if you heard this or not,
But former Secretary of State Henry Kissingerremember him? Yes, he died

(01:04:57):
at the age of one hundred.About him, I ate a two one
hundred. As first National Security Advisorand then Secretary of State under President Richard
Nixon and later Gerald Ford, Kissingeris best known as the architect of the
truth ending the war in Vietnam,detente with the Soviet Union, and opening
relations with communist China. He wasthe last living member of the Nixon cabinet

(01:05:19):
to pass away. So that's it. They're all zipped up now that's it.
That's right, Satan, enjoy thefull line. I don't know if
this name rings a bell. FrancisSternhagen. You know who she is?
You got She is a veteran characteractress who won two Tony Awards and became
a familiar face to TV viewers laterin life. She died Monday at the

(01:05:40):
age of ninety three. She'd beendoing big parts in several movies and TV
shows like Er, Sex and theCity and The Closer. But most of
you, if you recognize the name, will remember her as Cliff Claven's mother
on Cheers. Oh she played CliffClaven's mother, and since then I've seen
her in many, many different things. She just kind of never really has

(01:06:00):
a starring role. She just takesup bit parts. And she's really pretty
good. She really is. Oh, all right, will buy a condo
in Hollywood? Right? Well,good? So one hundred dollars may soon
be the most patience would ever haveto pay for an emergency ambulance. Right,
what hundred bucks? You know?I had an ambulance ride in September
Accustomer twenty five hundred bucks. Onehundred dollars? Are you serious? I

(01:06:25):
had a stroke and I had togo twelve miles twelve minute ride twenty five
hundred dollars. Benley's ridicted two hundreddollars a mile. I'm telling you,
I've had people say that they've beenin an ambulance ride and they were,
you know, overcharged, just likethat. Yeah, that's a crooked thing
done. Particularly. So Committee ofGovernment Advisors endorsed the idea for Congress to

(01:06:46):
solve the problem of surprise ambulance bills. Amen. Brother. Congress may now
decide whether to put the committee's recommendationinto law. Every year, more than
three million Americans are rushed to ahospital by an ambulance. For many,
this unexpected ride can cost hundreds,if not thousands, of dollars out of
pocket. Out of pocket, morethan fifty percent of insurance patients are at
risk of receiving an out of networkbill for an ambulance ride. In Texas,

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the risk is seventy percent. I'mnot surprised at all. So out
of network round ambulance rides cost insuredAmericans one hundred and twenty nine million,
according to a twenty twenty study publishedon Health Affairs. So take care of
yourself out there unless you got threegrands sitting around. Yeah. Really,
they chose you twenty five hundred dollarsfor a twelve minute I'll bring the bill
in tomorrow so you can see it. It's tear stained, but you can

(01:07:33):
see it. God, that's ridiculous, man. Yeah, I wonder how
the EMTs feel about that, becauseyou know, first responders and EMTs,
they do not get paid, no, nearly enough, just like teachers,
like teachers exactly. Chad Kemple,a resident of Eagle, Idaho, one
of our favorite spots, is avery busy dad. He is the father

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of seven children, including a quintupletbirth. At one point, Chad and
his wife Amy, who we hopeis feeling better after that, had the
challenge of getting around with five kidsthe same age. They started using a
special built stroller with five kid seatsand a lot of cheers. That's a
lot of mess to clean up ifthey get crazy too. This summer,
Chad ran one kilometer in five minutesand thirty four seconds while pushing five kids

(01:08:20):
in the one stroller, and thatwas certified as a Guinness World record.
But that is just another notch inhis belt for this. Oh yeah,
he wasn't This wasn't the first worldrecord that he got for Chad, and
it involved that five person stroller.The whole way, he's been making the
most of it. He got aGuinness World Record title for the fastest ten
kilometer, fastest half marathon, andfastest marathon all while pushing a stroller times

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five. Wow. You know Igot a question. When he pushes those
kids twelve miles away, does hebring him back? Nobody charges his mom
twenty five twenty five hundred dollars tosee him again. There's a new member
of the Sherizovas in Lake County,Florida, named Samba. She's a yellow
Laborator retriever currently serving on the canineunit. Her job is to sniff out
and detect vaping in schools. Onein ten middle school and high school students

(01:09:10):
use at least one tobacco product.The most popular witch is vaping. Yep
So, Samba, along with herhandlers at Chair's office, are taking extra
step to crack down on something likethis. A vape dog a vape I've
heard of a weed smelling dog anda bomb sniff and dog, but never
a vape sniff and dog. Movingup high school could they do. Don't
get my daughter pregnant, sniff anddog. That's a good now, see

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that would be practical, that wouldbe thank you. Dallas. Coming up,
we have tickets to see Shaky Gravesand Concert Tuesday night, hang on
by Dallas. Four Worst Classic Rocks, lone Star ninety two five Aerosmith,
who will eventually redo their tour assoon as Stephen Tyler's throat heels talk about

(01:09:57):
daid from the guy. I willtalk about that on Toime Oysterday. By
the way, who want to takea sea Shaky Green? Oh, the
great Jackie Morris. It's been asolid two years since he won anything from
the Bowingham Show. Congrats, sohoway to go. By the way,
Uh, those of you driving byon Inwood Road where our building is,
if you look, there was ahuge fire at this warehouse right across the

(01:10:20):
street from us, and we're Imean it was huge and we thought,
oh god, something's vixing to blowup. Yeah, and then we're gonna
spread yeah, and then what isthat? It's an office supply office supply
off place. Yeah, okay,and uh so I know what, I
guess what caught some dest and somepaper and some board and boredom. But

(01:10:40):
uh, it was a big fire. I mean we I thought it was
gonna take over the warehouse. Butthen the uh Farmer's branch Ronison Police are
far department just showed up and theyput that thing out. Well, we
were sitting here saying, well,where's all the fire trugs out? Put
it out? Yep, And thenall of a sudden, like five of
them show up and they've already putthe thing out. And you should have
seen it. It was huge,I would say three stories high flames alone,

(01:11:02):
not getting the plume of smoke whichis a mile up in the air.
Now. Yeah, wow, youguys, we had a front row
seat for that this morning. Ihope everyone's okay. Now there's one,
two, three, four, five, six, seven fire trucks, sEH
and cops and ambulance. Yeah,but they got it all put out,
so yeah, it's just smoke.Now, how about that? Impressive?

(01:11:23):
And all the other people in allthe other stations, can we come in
here and look out your windows?Oh, they're crazy down the hall because
they can't see from their windows.We should charge admission for that. But
it's over now. But I meanwe were going, God, I hope
something doesn't blow up and had somethingthrough the window here. Thank you to
all of you who run towards dangerso the rest of us can run away
from it. Thank you for doingwhat we're doing. The rest of us

(01:11:45):
pussies. You know. The firesout. Every one in that warehouse was
like, we're gonna get the dayoff. The fire's out. Oh all
right, all right. Tomorrow isFriday, the day we wait for all
week, and we're gonna have avisit from TJ Mill, actor and comedian.
Awesome because we talked to him onthe phone a few weeks ago and
he said, okay, if youget into town, well he's playing at

(01:12:06):
Hyenas this weekend. Okay, he'sgoing to show up here tomorrow, And
of course we'll have some more Christmasgoodies for you like we always do.
All right, No, we'll havemore tickets to Shaky Graves and also the
Trans Siberian Orchestra. Ay so andDean Lewis. Dean, you're gonna be
here again today if you'll have me. I feel like I'm not doing any

(01:12:27):
heavy lifting. Yeah, you don'tneed to do the heavy lifting. We'll
take care of that. I'll behere tomorrow, filling for miss Anna.
Yeah, and and I we'll beback on Monday. Go on Monday,
all right, but this is away to start a weekend. Huh right,
nice fire out there, crazy Yeah, congratulations, it ain't me.
I ain't doing it. I'm watchingit. I ain't taking the blame.

(01:12:49):
Mess up. Bo, maybe Ao, will Or or Dean Lewis, somebody
all we have your finger print,boul regards. Oh we know it was
you. We have DNA all overthe place growth you. I shouldn't have
left those gloves at home. I'mjust glad tomorrow's Friday. I bet you
you could tell right what a day. And Dean Lewis, thank you for

(01:13:11):
coming in. Thanks so much forhaving me. I hope the listeners are
all happy. Deal. They loveAnna, but I love coming in.
Be here tomorrow and we'll be backon Monday. Yeah, and I go.
And of course we'll get right evenmore into the Christmas duties because I
got a whole bunch more to playfor you. How far back does the
Bo Roberts archive of entertaining audio goforty years? Forty well forty years in

(01:13:33):
Dallas, Jimmy start started in eightytwo, so it's actually forty one.
If you're really phenomenal. Bro.I know I'm an old bastard, but
at least I'm breathing and above ground. All right, let's talk time wasters,
because I don't know where you findall this stuff, but I'm glad
you find it what you got.Uh. Normally, the great Anna Daharo

(01:13:53):
handles this, and when she's onbreak, I'm more than happy to support
that break and dig for stories.First up, Steven Tyler, who who
still isn't speaking or using his voice, but he has broken his silence through
the magic of social media and hehas checked in. And what Stephen is
doing is healing up following doctors ordersvery closely, especially considering how much on

(01:14:15):
the Libel hook they are for concertsall over the world. Yeah, and
that's money they won't make if Stephencan't see yeah, one of their standout
refunds for the whole tour. SoStephen got on Instagram yesterday and displayed himself
at work in a studio headphones on, working on music and stuff, but
doing it without using his voice rightnow. But he is still working on

(01:14:35):
producing aerosmith and possibly solo music rightnow too. So there's something up on
his Insta and the story is upat lone star ninety two five dot com
on the Bow and theem blog page. Also, we put up the story
and the music video for this bangerof a Stone's track that both played this
morning. Thank you, Baul,I love you so much for playing the

(01:14:57):
new Stone song and what it was? It called bite my Head Off,
Bite my Head Off. Paul McCartneyplays bass and sings on it. Then
two minutes in he does a bassguitar solo that sounds like something from the
Nirvana catalog, you know, autile. So many people love the Rolling Stones.
How can you not want this album? I mean really seriously? And
at eighty years old for Mick Jaggerhe has a nomination for a Grammy with

(01:15:18):
a new album single. How aboutthat? Congrats to the Stones. Also,
I put up your Oklahoma Coach gettingtrampled in the fall. That story
is up at lone star ninety twoto five dot com on the Bow and
then blog page if you want tosee the video and read the full story.
Is Kisses last show? Is ittheir last show? This Saturday night?

(01:15:39):
West Square Garden? So they sayso, Paul and Jean say yeah,
but they said that. They've saidthat before, they have and you
know, out of fairness, howmany times has Ozzy Osbourne done this to
us? And let's not forget theMotley Cup. They signed a contract that
they won't be together. Well,that didn't work. They signed a cessation
of touring contrive, What a bunch? Who is Satan? Who do they

(01:16:01):
owe that to? Not Satan's cessationsensation? Okay, yeah, the stoppage.
In other words, we're gonna stoptouring unless somebody offers us a whole
bunch of money. There was ahole in that contract that said, well,
as long as you four band membersagree to throw the contract out,
it can be thrown out. Sothey did. Oh, a couple in
China discovered they were being piped toiletwater into their home to drink and cook

(01:16:25):
with. That's up on the blogpage, as on the freaking full File
this morning. And that's what I'vegot for you for time wastters. I
got five solid ones, all right, Starry ninety two five dot com.
Yes, the cheerful and happy holidaysounds of Nirvana Ladies tell me no.
Yeah, I was in a goodmood till that song getting numb. I'm
fine with with Nirvana, all right. Tomorrow is Friday. Not a moment

(01:16:50):
too soon, right, And ofcourse comedian and actor TJ. Miller will
be here. You probably saw himin Deadpool. He's in the Deadpool movies.
And yes, Corn Valley, didn'tyou deal with Office Christmas Party too?
I think that's yeah, well,Jennifer Andison, Yeah, maybe I'll
tell some stories about how that out. Those movies were not so those are
really fun. I really like those, Okay, and uh, we'll see

(01:17:14):
what else happens because we'll throw insome holidays here as well, don't you
know. All Right, our aftershow decompression session. I don't know how
it's gonna go, because we'll juststart talking and see where it goes.
Usually it goes right into a brickwall, but then again we recover and
keep going. Or food porn,food porn. Yeah, yeah, we're

(01:17:36):
as bad as Randy was when hewas there. It always went to food
porn when he was we're keeping thefood porn candle alive Randy's We're doing our
dead level. Damn this. Gusand Dean Lewis will be in here for
one more day, one more dayand then we're all going to break our
lunch tomorrow. Yes, we closeplace, very close, but it's gonna

(01:17:56):
be great, Okay. Yeah,then Ale and I will be out at
nine fifteen Slocum Street for the bigDusty Hill auction out there. I went
last night, took a bunch ofpictures. I sent you some this morning.
This is stuff I put up aboutseventeen of the photos from the exhibit
on lone Star ninety two five's Facebookpage last night. Looked for the post
at nine o'clock yesterday evenings when itwent out. Oh all right, there

(01:18:20):
was some cool stuff. Emotional tobe in front of it, man,
and the same kind of energy feelingyou get from walking through a place like
Graceland. Yeah, especially since weknew Dusty. We mostly know Billy.
We've always talked to Billy, butwe talked to Dusty a couple of times,
and he's he once said, allyou need is four strings, as

(01:18:41):
he's debate, I'm here to makeit is four strings, that's all.
And one of the items in exhibitO with a thousand things that are going
up for auction is a lone Starninety two five Bow and Jim Bash concert
poster Where's Ezzy Top headline November one, two thousand and seven. That was
their fiftieth Anniverse show too. Wow, okay, yes it was. Didn't

(01:19:02):
know that. Dusty Hill loved thatshow and that poster so much he had
it framed and put on his wall. Yeah, and that's up for auction.
Now, how about that? Ilike I like Dusty's Revolver because it
has that little cartoon picture. It'seasy top where they're kind of stick figures,
it's etched, the custom etched.There's seven pistolas on display from Dusty

(01:19:24):
stash up there, Dusty, itwas expecting some stuff to start right here.
A couple of the Elvis darringers.Those look like the real deal,
like for protecting himself for those Revolvercolts, and then an old powder loading
colt and a and a military automaticthat was decorated. Really all right,
Well, so we'll see you tomorrowfor the real show, and we'll see
you on the after show. Herein just a few moments, okay,

(01:19:45):
it us time to push all thebuttons and unpush the buttons that don't need
to be pushing. And Dean,thank you. We'll see you tomorrow.
I see you tomorrow. Bye,