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Oh man, you already start toshow a little hell Elvis Christmas Dady cats
Absolutely, I'll and here you go. Oh, there's a Santa who looks
a lot like Elves. The caneBrocken rolling. Take a look at the
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double chin. He's weighing about threetens with golden chains and sequin belt.
Below there's a Santa who looks alot like Elves down at the kmart stone.
But the scariest sight to see isthat jolly v ip In a palm
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perdo, a pair of blue sweedboots and a bit with black bruits in
the face your new way back whenDramin is stalking a swagger and walking the
hips that wiggled back then. Mymom and dad can barely wait to see
the King against who sounds a lotlike Calque. There's that think you that
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butter smell whenever he says Noel,those lips surrawis twitch him to and fro
and miss Setta who looks a lotlike Calves. Soon the band will start
and the thing that would pleasure beingis a carol by the King right here
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in came You ain't learn about flyingall the time. You ain't another Bollween
flying all the time. Well,you ain't know the world of prison,
and you ain't no friend of mine. Okay, we're every day from two
to four. If you want tofeed the range here, just leave my
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peanut butter, naer sandwich and reallater. This is a sadad who looks
a lout like well, like youvery much, thank you signs you can't
I no helph with your pins.It's the wackyest sad to see. Buddy
holl Is on his knees skin alittle fell arm and I'm amos sure sure
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itsel wal Small's so special it kindof makes you get this kind of won't
talk like the king for a littlewhile. Man, have a peanut butter
and a na sandwich, of course. Well, and of course you have
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a sata who looks like Elvis anda guy who's singing it sounding like bing
Crosbys, gold figure, gold figure. It's a wild world. He just
couldn't do the Elvis impersonation. No, man, he can't do it both.
There's only one king, not anymore, hey, not that you know
of, Not that I know him. Yeah, I thought I saw him
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in the kmart not too long ago. I saw him in North Park Center.
Did you know he looked like Santa. Yeah. See, I'm telling
you you just don't know. He'sdisguising himself. By the way, Welcome
back, miss Annah Bell. Itis good to be back. Had a
wonderful time at my Knees, hisbig birthday bash and Whistler Canada. It
brought you a little something. Inever even heard of Whistler Canada. I
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heard him Whistler's mother. I don'tthought. She's hell painting absolutely beautiful,
very Christmas like snow everywhere is verybeautiful. Yeah. I got to ski
the last run, though I injuredmy knee. Oh girl, you can't
be doing that letting yourself. Itwas great though, because the Canadians are
so nice that I was on thetop of the mountain. I'd like made
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my way to the top of themountain and to get back down to the
mountain, I wasn't gonna be ableto ski down, and the Canadian that
was at the gondola helped me.He carried my skis and my poles all
the way down for me to turnthem back. And if you'd have broke
your leggies and let me reset thatbone for you, a that's a Canadian
Elvis. I take care of thatright here on the spot. There they
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were grabling, very very sweet.All right. So it's our big Christmas
blowout this week. All kinds ofgoodies for you. And speaking of goodies,
you know we got seven to fiftyfor you. What you got tickets
to see Lynyrd Skinner wooh Lynyrd skinneredat seven fifty there Windstar World Casino on
the twenty eighth, Yeah, inSoccerville, Oklahoma, Cockerville, eight forties
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tickets see an old friend of theshow, Sebastian Menscalco. That'll be a
Saturday in August, August tenth atthe An Airline Center. He is awesome
fun. We need to do abow and them show field trips to go
see him. That might be aplayer. Because it's a Saturday night,
you don't have to wake up earlythe next day. As we celebrate today
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Santa's List Day, because he's makinghis list and checking it twice. And
there's been a whole lot more naughtyhere than there has been nice. Yes,
this is the way of things.It is National Cookie Day. Okay,
favorite cookie, let's favorite cookie.I love a chocolate chip with a
little toffee pieces, white chocolate chipmacadamia dunket in cold milk? Standback brother?
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Am I the only one that likesoatmeal raisin cookies? Oatmeal raisin?
I don't hate them if they're softand warm. Sure? National Dice Day.
As you know, you can't playa lot of games without a pair
of dice. Very true. WhyNational Dice Day? International Cheetah Day?
Okay, if I can run fastenough to catch one, I'll tell it.
Happy Happy Chester cheetah, right,fastest animal on Earth. It is
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Wear brown Shoes Day. Well,you should have told me before I left
the house. I'm wearing black shoes. National sock Day. That goes with
those shoes, because you don't wantyour shoes smelling any worse than they already
do. From you told you who'sgot mixedmatch socks on today? Besides Ao,
today I got a brown and andwhite Thank you. It is Walt
Disney Day. Is it his birthday? No, it's birthdays actually tomorrow,
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but it's celebrated on the first Mondayin December. We celebrate in remembrance in
honor of old racist Walt Disney.Isn't he like frozen somewhere? Yeah?
Cryo Freeze the Jolly Good Fellow andit's Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day. We
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ain't promising anything like that, butwe'll have a show for it. Yes,
we'll do our best, know howextraordinary it is gonna be, but
we'll get it done. All right. So we're back from our weekend's not
ready to close out the Christmas seasonhere on the Bow and them show.
Don't worry. There'll be plenty ofChristmas goodies for you to listen to while
we're on vacase. Yes, allright, So we gotta look at sports
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of all sorts. Cowboys didn't play, but there was all kinds of football.
Yeah, yes, yeah again,Martha Tech has got into the top
Bar and the Hthan Dame game games. Yeah, there's a lot of people
pissed off because Florida State was undefeatedand they got left out. Yeah,
they got left out. I thinkit was all about TV ratings. Maybe
that was it. Okay, MorningStrict Dallas Fort's classic rock lone Star ninety
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two to five. I hope youhad a chance to see Giddy Lee of
Rush on CBS Sunday morning, becausethey had him and Alex together and they
asked him point blank do you thinkyou'll ever find another drummer and tour again?
They said, well, maybe no, I don't know. We don't
know, all right, sports fans, the Time for Sports of all sorts
sponsored by Centered Jennison. After losingto Calgary last Thursday, your Dallas Stars
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beat up the Tampa Bay Lightning eightto one on Saturday afternoon at the American
Airline Center. I'm watching Saturday collegefootball playoff games and then I'm watching the
Stars over here. I mean,they just beat the snot out of It
was awesome. Everything seemed to goright for the Stars and it was just
the opposite for the Lightning, andthe home crowd loved every minute of it.
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The Stars now head to Tampa Bayfor another game against them tonight,
and we'll try to keep the Lightningfrom getting revenge from Saturday's ass woman.
Puck drops to night at six o'clock. Dallas stays in Florida for a game
against the Panthers on Wednesday, andyou may as well go ahead and get
out the rattlers and the diapers.Yes, just a week after Dak Prescott
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announced that he and his girlfriend wereexpecting a baby girl, we find out
that Dallas Maverick star Luka Danjek isnow a daddy. He announced the birth
of his daughter, Gabriella on Instagramin a post collaboration with his fiancee,
Anna Maria Goltis, who recently announcedtheir engagement back on July seventh. Remember
when they announced that, Well,the birth announcement comes out to the Dallas
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Mavericks submitted an injury report, withLuka Doncik saying it was out for personal
reasons against the Memphis Grizzlies Friday night, personal reasons his girlfriend was having a
baby. As for the Mavericks weekend, well, it wasn't very good.
They lost that game against Memphis andlost again the next night to the Oklahoma
City Thunder. The MAVs don't playagain until Wednesday, when the Utah Jazz
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come to the American Airlines Center.Until then, Luka Doncik is learning how
to change the diaper before hitting thehard one. Ah. Well, and
after losing to Calgary, let's seewhere you got that one. Week thirteen
of the NFL season was all aboutthe showdown in Philadelphia. Turns out it
wasn't much of a showdown. Now, I hate the Eagles and I also
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hate the forty nine ers, butI hate the Eagles even Yes, I'm
right there with you. Yes.After being he stuck in neutral the first
quarter, the forty nine Ers hitthe gas and slammed the Eagles forty two
to nineteen in Green Bay. JordanLove passed for three touchdowns as the Packers
knocked off the Kansas City Chiefs onSunday Night Football to elevate their playoff chances
to sixty five percent. Meanwhile,the Detroit Lions continue to have issues closing
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game, but they beat the Saints. Saints were just speaking of stuck in
neutral. Then the Dolphins keep dismantlingbad teams, and the Patriots are bringing
losing to an art form. Ilow watching the Mariots lose. Do you
think this is gonna be Belichick's lastseason? I hope so I like to
see him suffer. Yeah, he'sgonna end his career on a losing note.
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He always looks like he's pissed off. Anyways, all might as well.
So here's the top five NFL teamsafter Week thirteen. Number one is
now the Niners, followed by theEagles at number two. Baltimore Ravens are
number third. Chiefs are number fourthey lost to the Packers last night,
and the Dallas Cowboys, who facedthe Eagles next Sunday night, are at
number five. Of course, thesestandings are subject to change since there's a
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lot more football to be played inthe regular season. All right, but
we're gonna go back to the PhiladelphiaEagles for just a second. We're gonna
get you through this, buddy.This is kind of an interesting story about
the Eagles. The Philly Eagles,Push, Push, the Brotherly Show,
whatever you want to call it.There's one person that's not a fan,
and that's NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.Uh huh. He wants the play to
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be banned permanently in the NFL.You can't ban that. Look, that's
a legitimate play. If it works, then try to stop it. You
can't ban it. What's the bigproblem with it? I don't understand,
and they think it's inappropriate or something. I don't know. Just no team
can stop it. Well, eventhough they're the top dog, and he's
the top dog, he doesn't getthe final say. Banning the play would
take a vote by the Competition Committee, and then rule change would need the
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approval of at least twenty four outof thirty two league owners thirty two.
While the Eagles aren't represented on theeight matter Competition Competition Committee, it's a
safe bet that would vote against thechallenge. According to the Athletic Philly has
had a ninety three point five percentsuccess rate running that. It's only on
like fourth and one or goal linestats or something like that. So if
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you want to bitch about it,you can't ban it. Just stop it.
Dallas Cowboys number one fan Carolyn Price, Yes, or as Cowboys Nation
knows her, Missus Price, justturned eighty years old. She's such a
cutie. I love seeing her atthe game. She shows up at every
game and even intends their practice.And we remember when she came into this
studio several years ago to talk Cowboysfootball. She is a true treasure with
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a lot of wisdom to share.One piece of advice she has for younger
people, watch how you treat people. Be real careful. It's a circle
of life. It'll come back around, all right. And Miss Caroline,
she knows that. Miss Price asshe's known, says she's confident the Cowboys
will win the Super Bowl this year. Oh really, just like Jerry Jones.
She says that every year, butwe wish miss Price is very high
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birthday and we hope there's many moretrips around the sun for her. In
college football Divisional Championships this weekend andafter yesterday, we now know who's in
the playoff picture. Washington ended uptaking down Oregon for the PAC twelve Crown
Conference USA was won by Liberty.Yeah. I thought it was an insurance
company too, but it actually isa Liberty. Liberty, Yeah, I
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got it. The game that reallyshook things up was Georgia number one losing
to Alabama for the SEC title.That caused the NCAA to go we do
now, well, we'll tell youin a minute. Deuce, I was
rooting for you in your Iowahawk eys, but Michigan was just too much for
him. For the Big Ten title, the ACC was won by Florida State,
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who is pissed off because they're notin the top four to being the
playoffs and they were undefeated. Thatwas crazy. Anna's Texas Longhorns gave a
Texas chainsaw massacre to Oklahoma State atJerry World in Arling to win the Big
twelve. And as you know,this was the last year Texas played in
the Big twelve because they moved tothe SEC next season and things will get
a lot tougher. And the SMUMustangs took care of the two lane Green
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Wave before win the ACEEC. Thereyou go. So after Alabama beat number
one Georgia Saturday, the college footballplayoffs got a little jumbled up, but
now we know who the final fourteams are. Michigan, Washington, Texas,
and Alabama were selected to the CollegeFootball Playoffs yesterday, making Florida State
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the first unbeaten Power Five Conference championto be excluded for the four team field.
Yes, yes, that's crazy.Michigan is going to face Alabama and
the Rose Bowl, and Washington willplay Texas in the Sugar Bowl January first,
and then the winners will meet upfor the National Championship Game January eighth
in Houston. Final season of thefourteen playoff before it expands to twelve next
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year presented the selection committee with thetoughest decision in the ten year history of
the postseason system. But that's howthe final playoff picture looks. It is
a lot of people complaining to that, I know, but what are you
gonna do? Get the twelve teamsplay. Yeah. Yeah. A lot
of these college bowl games are lookingpretty good and they're all set in stone
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now. So here's a few thatyou just might dig. Okay, on
Saturday the sixteenth, we got TexasTech and they're playing cow that's in the
Independence Bowl. Marshall's gonna play UTSA, and the Frisco Bowl that's at Toyota
Stadium. Of course, on thenineteenth of the month, the Armed Forces
Bowl in Caltown. Air Force versusJames Madison. That's happening. On the
twenty thirty December, the day afterChristmas, Texas State versus Rice, The
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First Responder Bowl in Dallas, OklahomaState against the Texas Aggies, and the
Texas Bowl down at Htown. That'sgonna happen two days after Christmas. And
then we got SMU up against BostonCollege the next day in the Fenway Bowl.
Oklahoma takes on Arizona in the AlimaBowl in San Antonio as well.
And in high school football, ourguy at Liberty Christian School, which is
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coach by Cowboys legend Jason Witten,won a state football title. The team
won the Texas This association of privateand Parochial Schools Division two state championship.
It's the school's first state football titlein sixteen years. They beat Regent School
of Austin fifty two to ten Fridaynight to give Jason Witten his first state
championship as a head coach. Andguess what's becoming an Olympic sport? What?
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Cheerleading? I could see it incheerleading gyms around North Texas. Young
athletes are building new Olympic dreams.For the International Olympic Committee, they announced
it would officially recognize cheerleading as anOlympic sport. Now, the thing is,
what about other countries. They don'tknow jack about cheerleading, but they
know about the gymnastics, and gymnasticsis a huge part of cheerleading. Well,
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you better learn that and put someCIS boombahs in there too. The
move, advocates say could mean greaterdevelopment support for the sport along with funding.
There are still some steps before cheerleadingmakes its Olympic debut, but the
International Cheer Union hopes the first medalscan be handed out at the twenty twenty
eight Games in Los Angeles. We'llsee how that works out. Let me
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damn all right, watch out afreaking full file. Next on the bow
in Them show Dallas Horse Classic RockLoan Star ninety two to five, a
Christmas classic on the Bow and Themshow Barbecue Bob's The Night Before Christmas,
And there's a sequel to it.Yes, I'll splain it all here in
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just a few but now it's sixforty five, in time for the freaking
full file. You know, youget a chopped salad, I like leafy
greens and a lot of extra addin stuff, like some more carrot cellery
tomatoes. Well, a woman wasshocked and disgusted when she ordered one and
bit down on a severed finger.Yo. Allison Cozy is suing the Chopped
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Creative Salad restaurant chain, claiming shewas eating a salad at a location in
Westchester County, New York, whenshe suddenly realized she was chewing on a
portion of a human finger that hadbeen mixed into and made part of the
salad. That's lawyer speak, becauseof course she's gonna sue. Yeah.
The lawsuit states that a manager atthe restaurant had accidentally cut off a part
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of his index finger. Because Idon't know anybody who does it, on
purpose. He was chopping arugula.When it happened, he was rushed to
the hospital for treatment. Meanwhile,the restaurant allowed it to be served.
They didn't know what was going onand the piece of finger that ended up
in her salad because he claims thatthe incident left her with several impairments,
including dizziness, migraine, headaches,nausea, panic attacks, and reoccurring neck
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and shoulder pain. And now she'sjust milking Now, what's the neck and
shoulder past? She's just milking it. She's a vegetarian. That's what happens
when vegetarians eat meat, well,they get neck and shoulder paine. But
if you've bit down on a severedfinger, you spit it out. I
think you would bark. But that'sabout it. That maybe why she has
the back and shoulder pain from goingtoo She is seeking unspecified monetary damages.
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Yes, several zeros after a numberwill make her feel a whole lot better.
And here's another food story. It'sbeen said you got to give the
people what they want or else.A fourteen hour standoff went down in the
UK recently when two men held theirdelivery driver hostage after he quote failed at
his job when their kebabs arrived lateand cold and their salad was missing.
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What well, you know you canhave a free salad with a finger if
you want to have a finger saladsfree here. Paul Burton and Nathan Turner
decided to livestream the whole thing onFacebook, complaining to police about the terrible
delivery driver. After a police investigatortried to calm things down, Burton fired
a shot at a police car,nearly hit an officer. Well, ash,
we're messed up. Yeah, asan armed officer got into place to
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take a shot if necessary means they'regoing to kill him. The pair came
out of the apartment and surrendered.Burton was sentenced to a seven year prison
sentence and Turner was hit with fourcharges of criminal damage and got twenty months
in the Slammer escalated rather quickly.Didn't that over food? Yeah? Cause
your kebobs were cold and your saladwas gone. We're angry. That's the
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reason to take a shot at apolice car. Listen to this story.
Someone's taking a shot at Santa Claus. What a Kentucky resident is furious after
his inflatable Santa Claus decoration was downedin apparent drive by shooting. Donald Nelson
had just finished putting up Christmas decorationsoutside of his family home in Lexington,
Kentucky, including a brand new twohundred dollars giant inflatable Father Christmas that he
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had for the front yard. Yetthe family's holiday cheer suddenly deflated when they
found the inflatable flat on the groundone evening with a large hole in it.
Now, mister Nelson said that heand his wife had been sitting on
the couch at around eight fifteen theywere watching TV. They heard a small
bang outside. When he went outsideto investigate what was going on, he
found his brand new Santa inflatable lyingon the ground. At first, he
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thought nothing of it until he lookedat his home security camera and saw what
appeared to be the moment the inflatablewas shot at by someone in a car.
The camera footage shows a car turningaround while the sound of a firearm
rings out, and seconds later,Santa is down. No Luckily, mister
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Nelson said he has some friendly neighborswho will sew Santa up again so he
can return to his position in theNelson's front Gud if somebody's gonna go do
a drive by, I rather theydo it on a Christmas decoration than an
actual person. You know. Pointsthere you go? All right. A
man in the UK has just survivedthe ultimate and extra dark nightmare my friends,
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claiming that he had been bitten bya Peruvian wolf spider. No idea
what that is. But it soundshorrible, doesn't it. Anytime you have
spider in it, then bit thatmakes me go and wolf a picture of
being hairy like a wolf. Thisspider bit this guy's toe and the spider
laid eggs side of his toe.What yeah. His name is Colin Blake
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and the gruesome event went down whilehe was on a cruise in France celebrating
his thirty fifth wedding anniversary. Wolfspiders can be found in French port cities
thanks to their arrival on cargo shipsand through the British Arachnological Society. They
call the story Blake described implausible asaccurate that can happen. Once Blake arrived
back in England, he was putin the hospital treated with antibiotics, but
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he says the docs who were treatinghim missed a spider egg when cleaning his
toe. They got a bunch ofthem out, they didn't get him all
out, so they had to cutinto his toe a second time to gut
him of spider eggs and remove theextra pest. Blake denied the souvenir that
he asked for when it was allover, recalling I did ask if I
could keep it, but they saidnow, well, yeah, okay.
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I shouldn't even really have to tellyou all this, but I'm going to
because people keep doing something stupid.If you have one of those nasty public
outdoor toilets that you have to useand you accidentally drop your Apple watch in
all that turd gravy, no it'sgone. You should just go get another
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one. You don't go into thetoilet to try and get it. A
woman's visit to Michigan's Dixon Lake whipassrecently. What Dixon Lake, Dixon Lake?
Okay, yeah, Dixon Lake,Yeah, Dixon d x o oh
okay, once you get your mindto focus on the story in hand,
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she followed her Apple watch into anouthouse tank and became trapped inside. Michigan
State Police responded when witnesses hurt awoman calling for help inside the outdoor talk
the woman totally. She crawled intothe commode smelly storage system to retrieve her
dropped Apple watch and found she wasunable to climb back out. First of
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all, if you just look inthere, I would say it's gone.
Yeah, it's gone in there,that's right. Care rescuers remove the toilet
and use the strap to hoist thewoman and retrieve her watch out of the
putrid pitch. Why would you stillwant it after that? Is beyond most
people's comprehension. The state police raiseda stink about the incident on social media,
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writings of course, quote, ifyou lose an item in an outhouse
toilet, do not attempt to ventureinside the containment area. Serious injury may
occur. Won't you just say ifyou fall in, we ain't gonna come
get you out, you dumb ass? Do you think she calls it her
crapple watch? Now we will ifshe doesn't. Hey, how would you
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hello early, he's here now it'sfor words CLASSI Grock lone Star ninety
two five. By the way,seven point fifty tickets to see Skunnerd Leonard
Skynyrd coming to Fuckerville, Oklahoma tothe Windstar World Casino on Thursday, the
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twenty eighth of this month. We'llhave tickets at seven fifty. Now you
probably do remember years and years ago, maybe your grandfather set all the kids
down in front of the fireplace andhe read the story The Night before Christmas
by Clement Moore. That's the guythat wrote it. It was originally called
a Visit from Saint Nick, andwe'd all with those wide eyes, gone,
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oh well, this version is justjust a tad difference. Clubs then
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before Christmas and all through the trailer, I'd brought hold of barflyer. I
was fixing the naylor. My waiterswas hung by the gunrack with car.
It holds that the fact god fillingwith barn. Then youngins was nestled hoole
snug in their bunks, dreaming ofjugios and legos and jumpers. I am
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misgivings and my earn heart not shirt. I'd just gotten up to take my
night in the square when a holeof a sudden, there are rooms such
a climter. It scared me.Here's a bad haloss control of my bladder.
I grabbed the twelve gage and lookedout the winner. It's probably cousin
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kletus out on a bender. Butwhat to my bloodshot eyes did appear but
a sydy red pickup pulled by eightrein there. The driver fell out and
then stood up to vomit. Hewore a big red suit and he was
puging all on it. He's drunkeringin the hell, I gird damn.
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Tell you you could have been rightin front of him. He wouldn't even
see you too much ignoged. Ibet you a buck, but you should
have seen the gifts in the backof his truck. Presidents had filled a
red neck with gleaves lots of roncoal products as seen on TV. He
dumped out a couple didn't know whataget, maybe boots, fishing tackle or
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a newts as well. He unzippedhis fly and took a long leak.
Then he stuffed the be old yawin the side of his cheek. He
lifted his leg and ripped aloud farts. I knew right then he was about
to depart. He yelled at thereindeer. Ya, old man, ain't
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got love you. Well, ifyou don't move your assids, I'll make
venison of you. Then whosh,she was off into the night sky.
Probably get pulled over and get hima DWI. Now, I wouldn't lie
to you. I just wouldn't doit. But that's my story and I'm
sticking to it. And as hispickup flew off, he shout it out
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clear Burgh christ was you some bitches? See y'all next year. Now you
might think that was a little inappropriate. Oh no, not at all.
But wait till you hear this sequel. There's a sequel now called Clause The
Night After the Night Before Christmas,and it's coming up on the boat and
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the Dallas Horse Classic, gargolone Starninety two to five Stevie Guitar Mill.
Now I told you earlier that we'regiving away Leonard Skinner tickets. Yeah,
it's about a half hour from now. Well. Over the weekend it was
Bartender Appreciation Day. Think of bartenders. They have to sit there and listen
to people whine, put up withpeople getting a little out of hand,
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got to hear everything wrong about everybodyelse's life a little out of hand.
Yeah, they have to deal witha lot of drunks. Yes they do.
And so we've done this before becausethere's several days during the year honoring
bartenders. So once again, I'mgoing to play a audio of a bartender
mixing a drink. You tell mewhat the drink is and I'll give you
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the Lennards. I like it allright? Coming up Barbecue Bob's god awful
sequel to the Mess you just heard. It will be the night after the
Night before Christmas. It's going tobe a mess. But yesterday the one
and only Ozzy Osbourne turned seventy fiveyears old. And since it's the Christmas
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season, you know, we gottaplay this one. I am sir Doarclaus
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good day. Yeah, Jill jhe's the sugar blocks. No bands,
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too many cats out there. Sensermust be a rare looks out back.
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Exceptis how you got his back?Oh? But does he always? I'll
do the lainer his safe. Nobodysees him as he travels on us.
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My sons say, does he fall? Be the song jokey Sam Still first
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day close, Ho Ho Ho youwere home? Dallas Howar's classic rock Alone
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Star ninety two five. And StevieWonder is getting another royalty check just because
we played. That's all to chickStevie coming up. We got Lenyard skinnerd
tickets. But let's get this overwith as quick as possible. Come on
in this. Here's a holiday priorto you done heard the night before Christmas?
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But have you heard about the dayafter the night before Christmas? Well
you gone, old boy, becausethe day after the night before Christmas,
and I was out mumbling my pasture. Well I got a call from a
dumb ass cousin, Clelas. He'sa lie, little bastard, he's been.
I just shot Santa he's flying upabove. Nailed him with for twelve
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games. Hell, I thought hewas a dove. Now I knew he
was either making it up, ormaybe he's just teasing, or maybe he
done gut all goofy on his pathhis corn squeezes. I said, clear
as you, ignorant, dumb ass, stupid, some bitch. What do
you smoke some at wacky tobacco andpass out in the ditch? He'll you
don't believe me, Come on over, I'll show you, and if it
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ain't true, I'll have my mamacome blow you. What so I got?
You can't say that? No,no, no, no, no
no. That is a very badchoice of words. Oh oh, I'm
sorry. Is that a little toomuch for your listeners to swallow this early
in the morning? See there,Oh again, another bad choice of words.
Can you just watch it? Thiskid's listening? All right, all
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right, I'll try to watch whatspews out of me. Oh god,
Bob, where is this going?Wait? Wait? Wait wait? Christmas
may be canceled, Santa may bedead shot by my cousin Kletus with his
twelve games, and you're worried aboutwhere this is going. Well, yeah,
boat, don't be the virus thatruins Christmas? All right? Besides,
you ought to see Cletus's mama.Anyway, you just keep going,
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keep going. Uh okay, wherewas I going? Oh? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I got inmy truck and I drove to his trailer.
He was sitting in his drawers watchingpop out of the seine. I
said, all right, you dumbass dipstick, where's Santa at? He
looked up at me across and said, oh yeah that, he said.
I done plugged him with lead.I thought he was dead, but just
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fired up in the air as heflew overhead. I was hoping I missed,
but boy, he was pissed.He jumped out of his sleeve and
bowled up his fists. Said,I said, whole ho, hold you
numb nuts. You're lucky. It'sthe Christmas season. I should put my
boot up, you ass. Comeon, Jimmy a reason you shot Rudolph.
You jersey off my red and Oldsreindeer. Now, how am I
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supposed to see to get the hellout of here? Claia said, well,
I'm Santa. I'm really really sorry, but I got a cold in
the lantern in my bar, andeven bor him, he could tell Santa
was mad the way he puffed onhis pipe, and Cleidas hoped he had
some of that magic dust he couldswipe. He could have given Cleida something
at COVID nineteen, but we allknow that Santa just ain't that damn me.
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Santa still had a slave fu littletoys in a sack. Clius was
just hoping he'd get through this withhis ash still intact. Cleadas done killed
Rudolph and Santa had to leave now, So he gave us Santa the lantern
and one of his prize cats.Cleta said. Santa smiled at me as
he horse out of here. Santaeven left Cletas a case of cold beer,
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so the kids got their presence.It was a joyous Christmas blessing.
Families got together and more turkey anddressing. Me and lads well, we
had our own special Christmas dinner becausenow we got enough vision to last us
all year. What a beautiful Christmasstore, Classic Rock Dollas Horace, Classic
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Lone Star. Not yeah, justkind of phase down, like you need
to lay down and take a nap. Here. I have some more Christmas
chere for you, of course Ido, but let's give away some Leonards
Skinner tickets. Do you know todaywould have been Gary Rossington's seventy second birtha.
Oh wow. He was the lastmember of the original Leonard Skinner to
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pass away. But they're still goingon calling it Leonard Skinner because they got
the blessing. So it's kind oflike Foreigner. Yeah, they don't have
any original members I know, becausewell, Mick Jones is kind of because
he's still in it, but hedoesn't tour. His kind of like the
manager for the band. Yeah,checks in and out with the shows,
right, he checks the playlist eachnight or something. So here's what we're
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gonna do. We told you overthe weekend it was bartender Appreciation Day.
So I have video that I gotoff YouTube of a bartender mixing a drink.
He'll tell you what he's putting intothe drink. You listen to the
audio of the video, tell mewhat drink he is making, and you
will win the ticket. Okay,all right, all right, Now,
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those of you that work in barshave an unfair advantage, but that's okay,
all right. What drink is thisbartender making? Three quarters of announce
of lemon juice, three quarters ofannounces of simple Sarah, two ounces of
bourbon or any whiskey of your choice. So because we prepped our cocktail in
this tin. We're gonna put ouregg white in this tin so we don't
ruin anything, just in case wemake a mistake. And what we're gonna
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do is marry our cocktail. Youcan shake it for about thirty seconds to
really emulsify an errate. He hadone. So we're gonna shake this cocktail
with one big rock so that wecan get less dilution. But we want
superior pham. We are going todouble string this cocktail. I'm just gonna
take a little angister of bitters hereand we're just going to drop. He
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drops, all right. I said, there you have it? Uh huh,
yep, and I got it.And I got it. Yeah,
not even close. But lemon juice, egg white, bourbon and bitters.
Did I get that right? Yeah? Oh my, it's the egg white
is where you lost me. Usuallythey use egg white and several drinks and
it makes it nice and foamy.I don't want foamy. Knowing it's an
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egg white, you understand what itsays. Yes, I can't stand eggs,
and I don't want to be drinkingany part of an egg and a
drink. I thought it was ayoke you didn't like. I don't like
any part. I don't even likethe shell of an egg. I don't
like no part of it. Youjust like the fully formed egg when it
becomes a chicken. I will eatthe chicken, yes, but I won't
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eat the egg. But you arenot alone on this third floor. There
are a handful of egg haters alongwith yourself. Well should form a club.
Okay number two one four or eightone seven seven eight seven one nine
five. You tell me what drinkhe was mixing there, and we will
give you the tickets to see LeonardSkinner. This is so easy. I
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bet you I get it. Youdidn't get it. You don't know.
The egg whites are still throwing up. Why are you putting that in a
drink? Oh? Hello, bonethem? Show tell me what drink that
guy was mixing? What a sweetand sour? A sweet and sour?
That's close, that's close. It'snot a sweetened sound. They gotta have
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the right name. Bon in them. Show all right, you tell me
what drink that guy was making.Whiskey sour, whiskey sour. I can't
accept sweet and sour. It's whiskeysour. And remind me never to order
one if I know there's an eggwhite gonna be put in it? Who
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is this? Eric, Eric?Eric? Hang on just a minute,
we'll look up with skinner tickets ateight we go. Let me whoop up
a little Christmas cheer for you comingup next on the bow in them shold,
hey, you heard Bo and Aotalking about it last week, So
let's start in the midding. StartingThursday through Saturday, December seventh through the
ninth, you can bid on somegreat zz Top memorabilia. The collection of
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Dusty Hill of zz Top Auction featuresover one thousand pieces from guitars to stage
costumes, awards and more. Liveand online auction December seventh through the ninth,
visit Julianslive dot com, Dallas ForwardsClassic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five. Okay, Kiss did theirfinal show Saturday night Madison Square Garden.
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Now I'm hearing this thing that they'regoing to make a new version of Kiss
without Jane and Paul. It's avatars. Look, it's avatars of all of
the members. Is it really?Yeah, Well that's a stupid idea.
It'd be like going to the moviesto see is with cartoon characters and who
wants to do that? I don't. I've seen the real thing, Yes,
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but is there people that are stupidenough to pay to see that?
Yeah? Ever underestimate stupidity? Iknow, fact, I know, I
know, I know. Okay,how about a little Christmas cheer for you?
I don't know about y'all, butthis how we spend it in Corsicana.
Yeah, dreaming by tress Christmas littledear there because a kissing and Frey
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missing he brown popy and in thesnow, dreaming of white trash Christmas.
No Christmas card from my yes wife, I didn't get a subpeanut our fill
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the tree is LeAnn to the rightand will long be bagan Okre Christmas mon
Lady and gentle one of the threewins men on Harmonica. Let's pick out
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a few presents. Now we're goingto celebrate another Why trash streets? Sweet
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mat dog? Why anither like win? No? How dog is how?
Then the night he says me yourChristmassy do you? Why? Oh?
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Pay no attention to that. Trespasserswill be a shot signing don't apply to
you. Sannah want to get outof your relationship, but too cowardly to
call it off yourself. Then letbreak up Christmas gifts do it for you
here, honey, This year Igot you a gym membership, some compression
pants and a five Master. Weare the wrong, yes, at break
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up Christmas gifts are just wrong gifts. We'll send your soul sucking partner package.
I thought you a giant portrait ofme and my mother and the entire
Sex in the City collection. Wecan watch together from beginning to end.
Moo doy you even think I am. I am so out of here.
Yes, break up Christmas gifts becauseit's Christmas. You're a coward and we
can make money off that. DallasForwards Classic rock lone Star ninety two to
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five. I will follow. Thatjust proves that there are some people who
believe anything you say and follow yourright along. You put your little finger
in their nostril and lead them all. Jump right on that vand wagon.
Come on in, Yeah, comeon in. I know what I'm talking
about, all right, coming up. We have tickets to see comedian and
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Sebastian Meniscalco in the old ticket window. But here is a warning that you
might take next weekend when you're makingyou plans. Okay, Dallas police have
confirmed they are investigating after two womenfiled reports saying that a bartender tampered with
their drinks at Harlow MXM, apopular deep lum restaurant and bar Rihanna Knox
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had a childhood friend, Nakia Robertsonsay, last Saturday night, they went
out for a girls' night out.Yeah. Let the entrance of Harlowe's.
They say they were asked how baddo you want to get in, and
were only granted entrance after they promisedto quote show some love to the bartender.
I guess you mean okay, Iguess we'll tip in real good.
Yeah. After a couple of shots, Robertson says she then became violently ill,
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and later so did Ms Knox,so they called some friends to come
pick them up. Miss Knox wasshot when she looked at her phone and
found the text message about one thirtySunday morning from a man who identified himself
as the bar as being the headof security. In the text message,
he offers to get her an uberto his quote his crib until we figure
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it out. Yes, an investigationis underway, Thank goodness. Pretty scary.
I mean, you really thought youcould get away with that. That's
bad. Yeah, and somebody needto be punished. Hey you that?
Oh a movie you gonna like thisabout expelled Congressman George Santos. Yeah,
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that a movie about a movie abouthim. It's in the works at HBO
Films. The movie will be basedon the newly released book The Fabulous,
the Lying, hustling, grifting,stealing and very American legend of George Sancho.
Did you see Saturday Night Love doingtheir past? The Scandal and the
Wind Bowen yanked? It was agreat George Santos terfect spot on. Oh
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pick to play George Santos in theGeorge Santos movie. Oh yeah, yeah,
he looks so good. There's asong parody of Elton John's Candle in
the Wind that they did call Scandalin the Wind is so great. It
was awesome. Doesn't he have justa punishable face too? Santos? Yes,
absolutely he does. New holiday moviesare coming out all the time.
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I just saw and it was releasedlast year, Spirited with Will Ferrell and
Ryan Reynolds. It's a musical andI loved it as a holiday movie.
But a new survey shows which oldfavorites. We keep coming back to.
The most rewatched holiday classic is HomeAlone with McCaulay culkin, followed closely by
A Christmas Story. I always thoughtthe Christmas Story would be the one because
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number one Christmas Day, it's onall day and I watched it several ye
TBS twenty four hours, and Ithink Home Alone it just barely squeeze by
a Christmas Story. While it doesn'tsettle the debate of whether or not Die
Hard is a Christmas movie or andnot, the film does earn a spot
at number ten on the list.Here's the top ten number one, Home
Alone, number two, A ChristmasStory, number three at Charlie Brown Christmas.
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Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer came infourth, Elf came in fifth,
Christmas Vacation Awesome, number six,number seven. I'm surprised it came in
at number seven. It's a WonderfulLife. I thought it would go a
little bit higher. Yeah, it'sprobably falling down the charts over the year.
Tim Allen's The Santa Claus came innumber eight, Miracle on thirty fourth
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Street, number nine, not sureif it's the original or the remake,
and number ten die Hard, dieHard. So I guess it is a
Christmas is a Christmas movie because it'sset at Christmas. We can put that
debate to rest. Now, yes, to talk about shooting your eye out,
watch out and die hard for that. In Houston, Texas, down
in Htown, someone is about toopen a place called Slick City. Slick
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City the very first ever waterless waterpark in the state of Texas. Fifty
five thousand square feet, eleven slides, many different aerial attractions like ziplining swings.
It's also gonna have sports courts forbasketball, soccer, dodgeball. Sorry,
guys, I don't see anything youhear about pickleball. Say no pickleball?
Hell man. It's scheduled to openthis coming Friday, and it's gonna
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be open Monday through Thursday one tothirty. The hours are all listed there
on the website. And it's abrand new thing down in h Town,
waterless water park. Do you thinkI'll bring it up here to North Texas?
I mean, if it's a successin Houston, I guess they like
water. Now, wait a minute, why would you call it a water
park if there ain't no water?Right? Are you going? Are you
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going? On slides dry say it'sa waterless water park. Maybe they're using
oil. Could be. Yeah,Grease up to slides and you all have
fun. Good look stopping at theend though, probably go through a wall.
All researchers in Mexico conducted some DNAtests on alien mummies. Oh,
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the ones that they brought out yesfront of everybody. They were supposedly found
in a mine in Peru. Andthese researchers say that thirty percent of the
DNA found in these mummies is quote, not from any known species here on
the Earth. Jimmy would be justkingling with this. The scientists actually presented
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their findings in a hearing of Mexico'sCongress. Not sure what that means,
but the scientists swore under oath thatthese fossilized mummies do not belong to our
terrestrial evolution. They did look alot like et the extraterrestrial when they brought
them out to that Mexican Congress.Yeah, but do you think this is
gonna end up being a host andsomebody somebody said we fooled all right,
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wouldn't surprise me, But I'm abeliever. How much can they really find
out on those dry, crusty,ancient remains. It's just like pieces of
dirt. Now they can do alot of DNA testing. They find out
about all sorts of things, andyou can do carbon testing to find out
how old. Yes, Rapunzel isreal and she lives in India. A
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forty six year old woman named SmitaSiravasta, who hasn't had a haircut in
over thirty years, has set aGuinness World Record for the longest hair on
a living person. Another Guinness Worldwreckord. Of course, she gets the
certificate. Her fairy tale locks weremeasured at seven feet nine inches long.
Wow. Wow. Her record shouldbe safe for a long time. She
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has no plans on cutting her hairanytime soon. Can you imagine if your
hair was seven feet nine inches long, I'd be dragging it everywhere, stepping
on it. It would take youfive days to wash your hair, and
you'd have to be real careful whenyou set on a toilet. Oh yeah,
I'm just right, all right.The ticket window has Sebastian Menscalco tickets
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hang on Dallas Horse Classic Own Starninety two to five. Surely you remember
April Wine when I first moved backhere in eighty two and working at Q
one o two. We played thehell out of that album. I loved
him. I had him on cassette, well cassette. Miles Goodwin, the
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singer, guitarist, and primary songwriterfor that Canadian rock band April Wine,
passed away at the age of seventyfive. Did they say what happened?
No, it doesn't say, butI remember he came up to Q one
o two right after the album wasgetting popular to make sure we're playing his
album eight. Yeah. Well,he formed April Wine in nineteen sixty nine.
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I did not know they've been aroundthat long, alongside brothers Richie and
David Henman and their cousin Jim Henman. Now. April Wind's eighty one album,
The Nature of the Beast became theirbiggest commercial hit in the States,
sold over one million copies. That'swhere that song came from. It also
spawned their biggest hit, Just BetweenYou and Me, which was between you
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and Me it was kind of thatpeaked at number twenty one. April Wine
broke up in nineteen eighty six,but reunited in ninety two and had continued
ever since. Yeah. The bandsaw many lineup changes over the years,
however, Goodwe remained the lone constantpresence and is the only musician to appear
on all of the band's album Huh. You know, he's kind of like
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Ian Pace of Deep Purple. He'son every Deep Purple. Yeah. Nick
Mason from Pink Floyd, from PinkFloyd. There's another one there, Okay,
who won our tickets? See SebastianManiscalcho. Oh, that was our
good friend Rick Onzalez. He's partof the Rascual's crew, him and his
wife and they're in Middle Lothian andthey're stoked to go to Leonard Skinner and
no Sebastian maniscal Co. Hey,y'all, has been a long weekend.
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We're trying to unjumble our brains fromthe weekend stomping on brain cell that we
did. They could try to winthe Leonard Skinner tickets later because we have
some more to give away tomorrow atseven fifteen. Yes, right, yes,
we do. You know, aslong as we're talking about Miles Goodwin.
Yeah, not that long ago.We had a conversation with Paul Rodgers.
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A bad company. Well, accordingto Bad Company drummer Simon Kirk,
bad company is pretty much done.He was appearing on Bob Leffett's podcast,
and he doubts that Paul Rodgers willperform together again under the Bad Company umbrella.
He says, I think a lotof people now already know that Paul
Rodgers has had health problems. Hewent public with a couple of weeks ago
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on CBS, a couple of strokes, quite a few many strokes and heart
troubles, and I honestly think thatBad Company's days are pretty much over well
now. When we talk to himBo though, he sounded very optimistic.
He said that, you know,he was getting back on track. You
know, he had picked up theguitar again. Yeah, he had done
a solo album. Yeah, mostlypretty good. And Mick Rous ran into
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some health problems along the Bad Companytrail. T In fact, Mick Rals
is no longer able to perform.He had a stroke in twenty sixteen.
He's paralyzed on his left side andnow is in a nursing home in England.
Wow Bassis bos Burrell died of aheart attack in two thousand and six.
So if Bad Company are indeed done, their last show was October eighteenth,
twenty nineteen, in Las Vegas,huh, And they played for a
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Bowe and Jim Bash the easy mthat's right, the top fiftieth anniversary MM
and speaking is easy top Ao andI went down there to the Dusty Hill
collection. We'll talk about that.Yeah, we're gonna fill you in on
Friday. Yes. Hey, ifyou have the Monday blues because you have
to go back to work today,well, we can't make the workday shorter,
but we can definitely help it goby a little bit faster with commercial
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free classic rock. We do itevery weekday just before eleven with Debbie and
then again just before five on theride home with our own Jeff k sixty
minutes to NonStop classic rock to helpyou get through your workday on Dallas Fort
Worths Classic Rock long Star ninety twofive
Oh man, you already start toshow a little hell Elvis Christmas Dady cats
Absolutely, I'll and here you go. Oh, there's a Santa who looks
a lot like Elves. The caneBrocken rolling. Take a look at the
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double chin. He's weighing about threetens with golden chains and sequin belt.
Below there's a Santa who looks alot like Elves down at the kmart stone.
But the scariest sight to see isthat jolly v ip In a palm
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perdo, a pair of blue sweedboots and a bit with black bruits in
the face your new way back whenDramin is stalking a swagger and walking the
hips that wiggled back then. Mymom and dad can barely wait to see
the King against who sounds a lotlike Calque. There's that think you that
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butter smell whenever he says Noel,those lips surrawis twitch him to and fro
and miss Setta who looks a lotlike Calves. Soon the band will start
and the thing that would pleasure beingis a carol by the King right here
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in came You ain't learn about flyingall the time. You ain't another Bollween
flying all the time. Well,you ain't know the world of prison,
and you ain't no friend of mine. Okay, we're every day from two
to four. If you want tofeed the range here, just leave my
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peanut butter, naer sandwich and reallater. This is a sadad who looks
a lout like well, like youvery much, thank you signs you can't
I no helph with your pins.It's the wackyest sad to see. Buddy
holl Is on his knees skin alittle fell arm and I'm amos sure sure
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itsel wal Small's so special it kindof makes you get this kind of won't
talk like the king for a littlewhile. Man, have a peanut butter
and a na sandwich, of course. Well, and of course you have
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a sata who looks like Elvis anda guy who's singing it sounding like bing
Crosbys, gold figure, gold figure. It's a wild world. He just
couldn't do the Elvis impersonation. No, man, he can't do it both.
There's only one king, not anymore, hey, not that you know
of, Not that I know him. Yeah, I thought I saw him
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in the kmart not too long ago. I saw him in North Park Center.
Did you know he looked like Santa. Yeah. See, I'm telling
you you just don't know. He'sdisguising himself. By the way, Welcome
back, miss Annah Bell. Itis good to be back. Had a
wonderful time at my Knees, hisbig birthday bash and Whistler Canada. It
brought you a little something. Inever even heard of Whistler Canada. I
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heard him Whistler's mother. I don'tthought. She's hell painting absolutely beautiful,
very Christmas like snow everywhere is verybeautiful. Yeah. I got to ski
the last run, though I injuredmy knee. Oh girl, you can't
be doing that letting yourself. Itwas great though, because the Canadians are
so nice that I was on thetop of the mountain. I'd like made
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my way to the top of themountain and to get back down to the
mountain, I wasn't gonna be ableto ski down, and the Canadian that
was at the gondola helped me.He carried my skis and my poles all
the way down for me to turnthem back. And if you'd have broke
your leggies and let me reset thatbone for you, a that's a Canadian
Elvis. I take care of thatright here on the spot. There they
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were grabling, very very sweet.All right. So it's our big Christmas
blowout this week. All kinds ofgoodies for you. And speaking of goodies,
you know we got seven to fiftyfor you. What you got tickets
to see Lynyrd Skinner wooh Lynyrd skinneredat seven fifty there Windstar World Casino on
the twenty eighth, Yeah, inSoccerville, Oklahoma, Cockerville, eight forties
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tickets see an old friend of theshow, Sebastian Menscalco. That'll be a
Saturday in August, August tenth atthe An Airline Center. He is awesome
fun. We need to do abow and them show field trips to go
see him. That might be aplayer. Because it's a Saturday night,
you don't have to wake up earlythe next day. As we celebrate today
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Santa's List Day, because he's makinghis list and checking it twice. And
there's been a whole lot more naughtyhere than there has been nice. Yes,
this is the way of things.It is National Cookie Day. Okay,
favorite cookie, let's favorite cookie.I love a chocolate chip with a
little toffee pieces, white chocolate chipmacadamia dunket in cold milk? Standback brother?
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Am I the only one that likesoatmeal raisin cookies? Oatmeal raisin?
I don't hate them if they're softand warm. Sure? National Dice Day.
As you know, you can't playa lot of games without a pair
of dice. Very true. WhyNational Dice Day? International Cheetah Day?
Okay, if I can run fastenough to catch one, I'll tell it.
Happy Happy Chester cheetah, right,fastest animal on Earth. It is
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Wear brown Shoes Day. Well,you should have told me before I left
the house. I'm wearing black shoes. National sock Day. That goes with
those shoes, because you don't wantyour shoes smelling any worse than they already
do. From you told you who'sgot mixedmatch socks on today? Besides Ao,
today I got a brown and andwhite Thank you. It is Walt
Disney Day. Is it his birthday? No, it's birthdays actually tomorrow,
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but it's celebrated on the first Mondayin December. We celebrate in remembrance in
honor of old racist Walt Disney.Isn't he like frozen somewhere? Yeah?
Cryo Freeze the Jolly Good Fellow andit's Extraordinary Work Team Recognition Day. We
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ain't promising anything like that, butwe'll have a show for it. Yes,
we'll do our best, know howextraordinary it is gonna be, but
we'll get it done. All right. So we're back from our weekend's not
ready to close out the Christmas seasonhere on the Bow and them show.
Don't worry. There'll be plenty ofChristmas goodies for you to listen to while
we're on vacase. Yes, allright, So we gotta look at sports
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of all sorts. Cowboys didn't play, but there was all kinds of football.
Yeah, yes, yeah again,Martha Tech has got into the top
Bar and the Hthan Dame game games. Yeah, there's a lot of people
pissed off because Florida State was undefeatedand they got left out. Yeah,
they got left out. I thinkit was all about TV ratings. Maybe
that was it. Okay, MorningStrict Dallas Fort's classic rock lone Star ninety
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two to five. I hope youhad a chance to see Giddy Lee of
Rush on CBS Sunday morning, becausethey had him and Alex together and they
asked him point blank do you thinkyou'll ever find another drummer and tour again?
They said, well, maybe no, I don't know. We don't
know, all right, sports fans, the Time for Sports of all sorts
sponsored by Centered Jennison. After losingto Calgary last Thursday, your Dallas Stars
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beat up the Tampa Bay Lightning eightto one on Saturday afternoon at the American
Airline Center. I'm watching Saturday collegefootball playoff games and then I'm watching the
Stars over here. I mean,they just beat the snot out of It
was awesome. Everything seemed to goright for the Stars and it was just
the opposite for the Lightning, andthe home crowd loved every minute of it.
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The Stars now head to Tampa Bayfor another game against them tonight,
and we'll try to keep the Lightningfrom getting revenge from Saturday's ass woman.
Puck drops to night at six o'clock. Dallas stays in Florida for a game
against the Panthers on Wednesday, andyou may as well go ahead and get
out the rattlers and the diapers.Yes, just a week after Dak Prescott
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announced that he and his girlfriend wereexpecting a baby girl, we find out
that Dallas Maverick star Luka Danjek isnow a daddy. He announced the birth
of his daughter, Gabriella on Instagramin a post collaboration with his fiancee,
Anna Maria Goltis, who recently announcedtheir engagement back on July seventh. Remember
when they announced that, Well,the birth announcement comes out to the Dallas
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Mavericks submitted an injury report, withLuka Doncik saying it was out for personal
reasons against the Memphis Grizzlies Friday night, personal reasons his girlfriend was having a
baby. As for the Mavericks weekend, well, it wasn't very good.
They lost that game against Memphis andlost again the next night to the Oklahoma
City Thunder. The MAVs don't playagain until Wednesday, when the Utah Jazz
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come to the American Airlines Center.Until then, Luka Doncik is learning how
to change the diaper before hitting thehard one. Ah. Well, and
after losing to Calgary, let's seewhere you got that one. Week thirteen
of the NFL season was all aboutthe showdown in Philadelphia. Turns out it
wasn't much of a showdown. Now, I hate the Eagles and I also
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hate the forty nine ers, butI hate the Eagles even Yes, I'm
right there with you. Yes.After being he stuck in neutral the first
quarter, the forty nine Ers hitthe gas and slammed the Eagles forty two
to nineteen in Green Bay. JordanLove passed for three touchdowns as the Packers
knocked off the Kansas City Chiefs onSunday Night Football to elevate their playoff chances
to sixty five percent. Meanwhile,the Detroit Lions continue to have issues closing
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game, but they beat the Saints. Saints were just speaking of stuck in
neutral. Then the Dolphins keep dismantlingbad teams, and the Patriots are bringing
losing to an art form. Ilow watching the Mariots lose. Do you
think this is gonna be Belichick's lastseason? I hope so I like to
see him suffer. Yeah, he'sgonna end his career on a losing note.
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He always looks like he's pissed off. Anyways, all might as well.
So here's the top five NFL teamsafter Week thirteen. Number one is
now the Niners, followed by theEagles at number two. Baltimore Ravens are
number third. Chiefs are number fourthey lost to the Packers last night,
and the Dallas Cowboys, who facedthe Eagles next Sunday night, are at
number five. Of course, thesestandings are subject to change since there's a
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lot more football to be played inthe regular season. All right, but
we're gonna go back to the PhiladelphiaEagles for just a second. We're gonna
get you through this, buddy.This is kind of an interesting story about
the Eagles. The Philly Eagles,Push, Push, the Brotherly Show,
whatever you want to call it.There's one person that's not a fan,
and that's NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.Uh huh. He wants the play to
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be banned permanently in the NFL.You can't ban that. Look, that's
a legitimate play. If it works, then try to stop it. You
can't ban it. What's the bigproblem with it? I don't understand,
and they think it's inappropriate or something. I don't know. Just no team
can stop it. Well, eventhough they're the top dog, and he's
the top dog, he doesn't getthe final say. Banning the play would
take a vote by the Competition Committee, and then rule change would need the
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approval of at least twenty four outof thirty two league owners thirty two.
While the Eagles aren't represented on theeight matter Competition Competition Committee, it's a
safe bet that would vote against thechallenge. According to the Athletic Philly has
had a ninety three point five percentsuccess rate running that. It's only on
like fourth and one or goal linestats or something like that. So if
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you want to bitch about it,you can't ban it. Just stop it.
Dallas Cowboys number one fan Carolyn Price, Yes, or as Cowboys Nation
knows her, Missus Price, justturned eighty years old. She's such a
cutie. I love seeing her atthe game. She shows up at every
game and even intends their practice.And we remember when she came into this
studio several years ago to talk Cowboysfootball. She is a true treasure with
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a lot of wisdom to share.One piece of advice she has for younger
people, watch how you treat people. Be real careful. It's a circle
of life. It'll come back around, all right. And Miss Caroline,
she knows that. Miss Price asshe's known, says she's confident the Cowboys
will win the Super Bowl this year. Oh really, just like Jerry Jones.
She says that every year, butwe wish miss Price is very high
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birthday and we hope there's many moretrips around the sun for her. In
college football Divisional Championships this weekend andafter yesterday, we now know who's in
the playoff picture. Washington ended uptaking down Oregon for the PAC twelve Crown
Conference USA was won by Liberty.Yeah. I thought it was an insurance
company too, but it actually isa Liberty. Liberty, Yeah, I
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got it. The game that reallyshook things up was Georgia number one losing
to Alabama for the SEC title.That caused the NCAA to go we do
now, well, we'll tell youin a minute. Deuce, I was
rooting for you in your Iowahawk eys, but Michigan was just too much for
him. For the Big Ten title, the ACC was won by Florida State,
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who is pissed off because they're notin the top four to being the
playoffs and they were undefeated. Thatwas crazy. Anna's Texas Longhorns gave a
Texas chainsaw massacre to Oklahoma State atJerry World in Arling to win the Big
twelve. And as you know,this was the last year Texas played in
the Big twelve because they moved tothe SEC next season and things will get
a lot tougher. And the SMUMustangs took care of the two lane Green
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Wave before win the ACEEC. Thereyou go. So after Alabama beat number
one Georgia Saturday, the college footballplayoffs got a little jumbled up, but
now we know who the final fourteams are. Michigan, Washington, Texas,
and Alabama were selected to the CollegeFootball Playoffs yesterday, making Florida State
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the first unbeaten Power Five Conference championto be excluded for the four team field.
Yes, yes, that's crazy.Michigan is going to face Alabama and
the Rose Bowl, and Washington willplay Texas in the Sugar Bowl January first,
and then the winners will meet upfor the National Championship Game January eighth
in Houston. Final season of thefourteen playoff before it expands to twelve next
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year presented the selection committee with thetoughest decision in the ten year history of
the postseason system. But that's howthe final playoff picture looks. It is
a lot of people complaining to that, I know, but what are you
gonna do? Get the twelve teamsplay. Yeah. Yeah. A lot
of these college bowl games are lookingpretty good and they're all set in stone
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now. So here's a few thatyou just might dig. Okay, on
Saturday the sixteenth, we got TexasTech and they're playing cow that's in the
Independence Bowl. Marshall's gonna play UTSA, and the Frisco Bowl that's at Toyota
Stadium. Of course, on thenineteenth of the month, the Armed Forces
Bowl in Caltown. Air Force versusJames Madison. That's happening. On the
twenty thirty December, the day afterChristmas, Texas State versus Rice, The
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First Responder Bowl in Dallas, OklahomaState against the Texas Aggies, and the
Texas Bowl down at Htown. That'sgonna happen two days after Christmas. And
then we got SMU up against BostonCollege the next day in the Fenway Bowl.
Oklahoma takes on Arizona in the AlimaBowl in San Antonio as well.
And in high school football, ourguy at Liberty Christian School, which is
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coach by Cowboys legend Jason Witten,won a state football title. The team
won the Texas This association of privateand Parochial Schools Division two state championship.
It's the school's first state football titlein sixteen years. They beat Regent School
of Austin fifty two to ten Fridaynight to give Jason Witten his first state
championship as a head coach. Andguess what's becoming an Olympic sport? What?
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Cheerleading? I could see it incheerleading gyms around North Texas. Young
athletes are building new Olympic dreams.For the International Olympic Committee, they announced
it would officially recognize cheerleading as anOlympic sport. Now, the thing is,
what about other countries. They don'tknow jack about cheerleading, but they
know about the gymnastics, and gymnasticsis a huge part of cheerleading. Well,
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you better learn that and put someCIS boombahs in there too. The
move, advocates say could mean greaterdevelopment support for the sport along with funding.
There are still some steps before cheerleadingmakes its Olympic debut, but the
International Cheer Union hopes the first medalscan be handed out at the twenty twenty
eight Games in Los Angeles. We'llsee how that works out. Let me
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damn all right, watch out afreaking full file. Next on the bow
in Them show Dallas Horse Classic RockLoan Star ninety two to five, a
Christmas classic on the Bow and Themshow Barbecue Bob's The Night Before Christmas,
And there's a sequel to it.Yes, I'll splain it all here in
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just a few but now it's sixforty five, in time for the freaking
full file. You know, youget a chopped salad, I like leafy
greens and a lot of extra addin stuff, like some more carrot cellery
tomatoes. Well, a woman wasshocked and disgusted when she ordered one and
bit down on a severed finger.Yo. Allison Cozy is suing the Chopped
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Creative Salad restaurant chain, claiming shewas eating a salad at a location in
Westchester County, New York, whenshe suddenly realized she was chewing on a
portion of a human finger that hadbeen mixed into and made part of the
salad. That's lawyer speak, becauseof course she's gonna sue. Yeah.
The lawsuit states that a manager atthe restaurant had accidentally cut off a part
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of his index finger. Because Idon't know anybody who does it, on
purpose. He was chopping arugula.When it happened, he was rushed to
the hospital for treatment. Meanwhile,the restaurant allowed it to be served.
They didn't know what was going onand the piece of finger that ended up
in her salad because he claims thatthe incident left her with several impairments,
including dizziness, migraine, headaches,nausea, panic attacks, and reoccurring neck
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and shoulder pain. And now she'sjust milking Now, what's the neck and
shoulder past? She's just milking it. She's a vegetarian. That's what happens
when vegetarians eat meat, well,they get neck and shoulder paine. But
if you've bit down on a severedfinger, you spit it out. I
think you would bark. But that'sabout it. That maybe why she has
the back and shoulder pain from goingtoo She is seeking unspecified monetary damages.
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Yes, several zeros after a numberwill make her feel a whole lot better.
And here's another food story. It'sbeen said you got to give the
people what they want or else.A fourteen hour standoff went down in the
UK recently when two men held theirdelivery driver hostage after he quote failed at
his job when their kebabs arrived lateand cold and their salad was missing.
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What well, you know you canhave a free salad with a finger if
you want to have a finger saladsfree here. Paul Burton and Nathan Turner
decided to livestream the whole thing onFacebook, complaining to police about the terrible
delivery driver. After a police investigatortried to calm things down, Burton fired
a shot at a police car,nearly hit an officer. Well, ash,
we're messed up. Yeah, asan armed officer got into place to
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take a shot if necessary means they'regoing to kill him. The pair came
out of the apartment and surrendered.Burton was sentenced to a seven year prison
sentence and Turner was hit with fourcharges of criminal damage and got twenty months
in the Slammer escalated rather quickly.Didn't that over food? Yeah? Cause
your kebobs were cold and your saladwas gone. We're angry. That's the
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reason to take a shot at apolice car. Listen to this story.
Someone's taking a shot at Santa Claus. What a Kentucky resident is furious after
his inflatable Santa Claus decoration was downedin apparent drive by shooting. Donald Nelson
had just finished putting up Christmas decorationsoutside of his family home in Lexington,
Kentucky, including a brand new twohundred dollars giant inflatable Father Christmas that he
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had for the front yard. Yetthe family's holiday cheer suddenly deflated when they
found the inflatable flat on the groundone evening with a large hole in it.
Now, mister Nelson said that heand his wife had been sitting on
the couch at around eight fifteen theywere watching TV. They heard a small
bang outside. When he went outsideto investigate what was going on, he
found his brand new Santa inflatable lyingon the ground. At first, he
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thought nothing of it until he lookedat his home security camera and saw what
appeared to be the moment the inflatablewas shot at by someone in a car.
The camera footage shows a car turningaround while the sound of a firearm
rings out, and seconds later,Santa is down. No Luckily, mister
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Nelson said he has some friendly neighborswho will sew Santa up again so he
can return to his position in theNelson's front Gud if somebody's gonna go do
a drive by, I rather theydo it on a Christmas decoration than an
actual person. You know. Pointsthere you go? All right. A
man in the UK has just survivedthe ultimate and extra dark nightmare my friends,
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claiming that he had been bitten bya Peruvian wolf spider. No idea
what that is. But it soundshorrible, doesn't it. Anytime you have
spider in it, then bit thatmakes me go and wolf a picture of
being hairy like a wolf. Thisspider bit this guy's toe and the spider
laid eggs side of his toe.What yeah. His name is Colin Blake
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and the gruesome event went down whilehe was on a cruise in France celebrating
his thirty fifth wedding anniversary. Wolfspiders can be found in French port cities
thanks to their arrival on cargo shipsand through the British Arachnological Society. They
call the story Blake described implausible asaccurate that can happen. Once Blake arrived
back in England, he was putin the hospital treated with antibiotics, but
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he says the docs who were treatinghim missed a spider egg when cleaning his
toe. They got a bunch ofthem out, they didn't get him all
out, so they had to cutinto his toe a second time to gut
him of spider eggs and remove theextra pest. Blake denied the souvenir that
he asked for when it was allover, recalling I did ask if I
could keep it, but they saidnow, well, yeah, okay.
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I shouldn't even really have to tellyou all this, but I'm going to
because people keep doing something stupid.If you have one of those nasty public
outdoor toilets that you have to useand you accidentally drop your Apple watch in
all that turd gravy, no it'sgone. You should just go get another
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one. You don't go into thetoilet to try and get it. A
woman's visit to Michigan's Dixon Lake whipassrecently. What Dixon Lake, Dixon Lake?
Okay, yeah, Dixon Lake,Yeah, Dixon d x o oh
okay, once you get your mindto focus on the story in hand,
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she followed her Apple watch into anouthouse tank and became trapped inside. Michigan
State Police responded when witnesses hurt awoman calling for help inside the outdoor talk
the woman totally. She crawled intothe commode smelly storage system to retrieve her
dropped Apple watch and found she wasunable to climb back out. First of
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all, if you just look inthere, I would say it's gone.
Yeah, it's gone in there,that's right. Care rescuers remove the toilet
and use the strap to hoist thewoman and retrieve her watch out of the
putrid pitch. Why would you stillwant it after that? Is beyond most
people's comprehension. The state police raiseda stink about the incident on social media,
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writings of course, quote, ifyou lose an item in an outhouse
toilet, do not attempt to ventureinside the containment area. Serious injury may
occur. Won't you just say ifyou fall in, we ain't gonna come
get you out, you dumb ass? Do you think she calls it her
crapple watch? Now we will ifshe doesn't. Hey, how would you
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hello early, he's here now it'sfor words CLASSI Grock lone Star ninety
two five. By the way,seven point fifty tickets to see Skunnerd Leonard
Skynyrd coming to Fuckerville, Oklahoma tothe Windstar World Casino on Thursday, the
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twenty eighth of this month. We'llhave tickets at seven fifty. Now you
probably do remember years and years ago, maybe your grandfather set all the kids
down in front of the fireplace andhe read the story The Night before Christmas
by Clement Moore. That's the guythat wrote it. It was originally called
a Visit from Saint Nick, andwe'd all with those wide eyes, gone,
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oh well, this version is justjust a tad difference. Clubs then
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before Christmas and all through the trailer, I'd brought hold of barflyer. I
was fixing the naylor. My waiterswas hung by the gunrack with car.
It holds that the fact god fillingwith barn. Then youngins was nestled hoole
snug in their bunks, dreaming ofjugios and legos and jumpers. I am
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misgivings and my earn heart not shirt. I'd just gotten up to take my
night in the square when a holeof a sudden, there are rooms such
a climter. It scared me.Here's a bad haloss control of my bladder.
I grabbed the twelve gage and lookedout the winner. It's probably cousin
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kletus out on a bender. Butwhat to my bloodshot eyes did appear but
a sydy red pickup pulled by eightrein there. The driver fell out and
then stood up to vomit. Hewore a big red suit and he was
puging all on it. He's drunkeringin the hell, I gird damn.
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Tell you you could have been rightin front of him. He wouldn't even
see you too much ignoged. Ibet you a buck, but you should
have seen the gifts in the backof his truck. Presidents had filled a
red neck with gleaves lots of roncoal products as seen on TV. He
dumped out a couple didn't know whataget, maybe boots, fishing tackle or
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a newts as well. He unzippedhis fly and took a long leak.
Then he stuffed the be old yawin the side of his cheek. He
lifted his leg and ripped aloud farts. I knew right then he was about
to depart. He yelled at thereindeer. Ya, old man, ain't
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got love you. Well, ifyou don't move your assids, I'll make
venison of you. Then whosh,she was off into the night sky.
Probably get pulled over and get hima DWI. Now, I wouldn't lie
to you. I just wouldn't doit. But that's my story and I'm
sticking to it. And as hispickup flew off, he shout it out
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clear Burgh christ was you some bitches? See y'all next year. Now you
might think that was a little inappropriate. Oh no, not at all.
But wait till you hear this sequel. There's a sequel now called Clause The
Night After the Night Before Christmas,and it's coming up on the boat and
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the Dallas Horse Classic, gargolone Starninety two to five Stevie Guitar Mill.
Now I told you earlier that we'regiving away Leonard Skinner tickets. Yeah,
it's about a half hour from now. Well. Over the weekend it was
Bartender Appreciation Day. Think of bartenders. They have to sit there and listen
to people whine, put up withpeople getting a little out of hand,
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got to hear everything wrong about everybodyelse's life a little out of hand.
Yeah, they have to deal witha lot of drunks. Yes they do.
And so we've done this before becausethere's several days during the year honoring
bartenders. So once again, I'mgoing to play a audio of a bartender
mixing a drink. You tell mewhat the drink is and I'll give you
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the Lennards. I like it allright? Coming up Barbecue Bob's god awful
sequel to the Mess you just heard. It will be the night after the
Night before Christmas. It's going tobe a mess. But yesterday the one
and only Ozzy Osbourne turned seventy fiveyears old. And since it's the Christmas
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season, you know, we gottaplay this one. I am sir Doarclaus
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good day. Yeah, Jill jhe's the sugar blocks. No bands,
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too many cats out there. Sensermust be a rare looks out back.
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Exceptis how you got his back?Oh? But does he always? I'll
do the lainer his safe. Nobodysees him as he travels on us.
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My sons say, does he fall? Be the song jokey Sam Still first
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day close, Ho Ho Ho youwere home? Dallas Howar's classic rock Alone
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Star ninety two five. And StevieWonder is getting another royalty check just because
we played. That's all to chickStevie coming up. We got Lenyard skinnerd
tickets. But let's get this overwith as quick as possible. Come on
in this. Here's a holiday priorto you done heard the night before Christmas?
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But have you heard about the dayafter the night before Christmas? Well
you gone, old boy, becausethe day after the night before Christmas,
and I was out mumbling my pasture. Well I got a call from a
dumb ass cousin, Clelas. He'sa lie, little bastard, he's been.
I just shot Santa he's flying upabove. Nailed him with for twelve
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games. Hell, I thought hewas a dove. Now I knew he
was either making it up, ormaybe he's just teasing, or maybe he
done gut all goofy on his pathhis corn squeezes. I said, clear
as you, ignorant, dumb ass, stupid, some bitch. What do
you smoke some at wacky tobacco andpass out in the ditch? He'll you
don't believe me, Come on over, I'll show you, and if it
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ain't true, I'll have my mamacome blow you. What so I got?
You can't say that? No,no, no, no, no
no. That is a very badchoice of words. Oh oh, I'm
sorry. Is that a little toomuch for your listeners to swallow this early
in the morning? See there,Oh again, another bad choice of words.
Can you just watch it? Thiskid's listening? All right, all
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right, I'll try to watch whatspews out of me. Oh god,
Bob, where is this going?Wait? Wait? Wait wait? Christmas
may be canceled, Santa may bedead shot by my cousin Kletus with his
twelve games, and you're worried aboutwhere this is going. Well, yeah,
boat, don't be the virus thatruins Christmas? All right? Besides,
you ought to see Cletus's mama.Anyway, you just keep going,
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keep going. Uh okay, wherewas I going? Oh? Yeah,
yeah, yeah. I got inmy truck and I drove to his trailer.
He was sitting in his drawers watchingpop out of the seine. I
said, all right, you dumbass dipstick, where's Santa at? He
looked up at me across and said, oh yeah that, he said.
I done plugged him with lead.I thought he was dead, but just
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fired up in the air as heflew overhead. I was hoping I missed,
but boy, he was pissed.He jumped out of his sleeve and
bowled up his fists. Said,I said, whole ho, hold you
numb nuts. You're lucky. It'sthe Christmas season. I should put my
boot up, you ass. Comeon, Jimmy a reason you shot Rudolph.
You jersey off my red and Oldsreindeer. Now, how am I
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supposed to see to get the hellout of here? Claia said, well,
I'm Santa. I'm really really sorry, but I got a cold in
the lantern in my bar, andeven bor him, he could tell Santa
was mad the way he puffed onhis pipe, and Cleidas hoped he had
some of that magic dust he couldswipe. He could have given Cleida something
at COVID nineteen, but we allknow that Santa just ain't that damn me.
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Santa still had a slave fu littletoys in a sack. Clius was
just hoping he'd get through this withhis ash still intact. Cleadas done killed
Rudolph and Santa had to leave now, So he gave us Santa the lantern
and one of his prize cats.Cleta said. Santa smiled at me as
he horse out of here. Santaeven left Cletas a case of cold beer,
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so the kids got their presence.It was a joyous Christmas blessing.
Families got together and more turkey anddressing. Me and lads well, we
had our own special Christmas dinner becausenow we got enough vision to last us
all year. What a beautiful Christmasstore, Classic Rock Dollas Horace, Classic
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Lone Star. Not yeah, justkind of phase down, like you need
to lay down and take a nap. Here. I have some more Christmas
chere for you, of course Ido, but let's give away some Leonards
Skinner tickets. Do you know todaywould have been Gary Rossington's seventy second birtha.
Oh wow. He was the lastmember of the original Leonard Skinner to
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pass away. But they're still goingon calling it Leonard Skinner because they got
the blessing. So it's kind oflike Foreigner. Yeah, they don't have
any original members I know, becausewell, Mick Jones is kind of because
he's still in it, but hedoesn't tour. His kind of like the
manager for the band. Yeah,checks in and out with the shows,
right, he checks the playlist eachnight or something. So here's what we're
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gonna do. We told you overthe weekend it was bartender Appreciation Day.
So I have video that I gotoff YouTube of a bartender mixing a drink.
He'll tell you what he's putting intothe drink. You listen to the
audio of the video, tell mewhat drink he is making, and you
will win the ticket. Okay,all right, all right, Now,
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those of you that work in barshave an unfair advantage, but that's okay,
all right. What drink is thisbartender making? Three quarters of announce
of lemon juice, three quarters ofannounces of simple Sarah, two ounces of
bourbon or any whiskey of your choice. So because we prepped our cocktail in
this tin. We're gonna put ouregg white in this tin so we don't
ruin anything, just in case wemake a mistake. And what we're gonna
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do is marry our cocktail. Youcan shake it for about thirty seconds to
really emulsify an errate. He hadone. So we're gonna shake this cocktail
with one big rock so that wecan get less dilution. But we want
superior pham. We are going todouble string this cocktail. I'm just gonna
take a little angister of bitters hereand we're just going to drop. He
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drops, all right. I said, there you have it? Uh huh,
yep, and I got it.And I got it. Yeah,
not even close. But lemon juice, egg white, bourbon and bitters.
Did I get that right? Yeah? Oh my, it's the egg white
is where you lost me. Usuallythey use egg white and several drinks and
it makes it nice and foamy.I don't want foamy. Knowing it's an
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egg white, you understand what itsays. Yes, I can't stand eggs,
and I don't want to be drinkingany part of an egg and a
drink. I thought it was ayoke you didn't like. I don't like
any part. I don't even likethe shell of an egg. I don't
like no part of it. Youjust like the fully formed egg when it
becomes a chicken. I will eatthe chicken, yes, but I won't
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eat the egg. But you arenot alone on this third floor. There
are a handful of egg haters alongwith yourself. Well should form a club.
Okay number two one four or eightone seven seven eight seven one nine
five. You tell me what drinkhe was mixing there, and we will
give you the tickets to see LeonardSkinner. This is so easy. I
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bet you I get it. Youdidn't get it. You don't know.
The egg whites are still throwing up. Why are you putting that in a
drink? Oh? Hello, bonethem? Show tell me what drink that
guy was mixing? What a sweetand sour? A sweet and sour?
That's close, that's close. It'snot a sweetened sound. They gotta have
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the right name. Bon in them. Show all right, you tell me
what drink that guy was making.Whiskey sour, whiskey sour. I can't
accept sweet and sour. It's whiskeysour. And remind me never to order
one if I know there's an eggwhite gonna be put in it? Who
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is this? Eric, Eric?Eric? Hang on just a minute,
we'll look up with skinner tickets ateight we go. Let me whoop up
a little Christmas cheer for you comingup next on the bow in them shold,
hey, you heard Bo and Aotalking about it last week, So
let's start in the midding. StartingThursday through Saturday, December seventh through the
ninth, you can bid on somegreat zz Top memorabilia. The collection of
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Dusty Hill of zz Top Auction featuresover one thousand pieces from guitars to stage
costumes, awards and more. Liveand online auction December seventh through the ninth,
visit Julianslive dot com, Dallas ForwardsClassic Rock lone Star ninety two to
five. Okay, Kiss did theirfinal show Saturday night Madison Square Garden.
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Now I'm hearing this thing that they'regoing to make a new version of Kiss
without Jane and Paul. It's avatars. Look, it's avatars of all of
the members. Is it really?Yeah, Well that's a stupid idea.
It'd be like going to the moviesto see is with cartoon characters and who
wants to do that? I don't. I've seen the real thing, Yes,
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but is there people that are stupidenough to pay to see that?
Yeah? Ever underestimate stupidity? Iknow, fact, I know, I
know, I know. Okay,how about a little Christmas cheer for you?
I don't know about y'all, butthis how we spend it in Corsicana.
Yeah, dreaming by tress Christmas littledear there because a kissing and Frey
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missing he brown popy and in thesnow, dreaming of white trash Christmas.
No Christmas card from my yes wife, I didn't get a subpeanut our fill
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the tree is LeAnn to the rightand will long be bagan Okre Christmas mon
Lady and gentle one of the threewins men on Harmonica. Let's pick out
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a few presents. Now we're goingto celebrate another Why trash streets? Sweet
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mat dog? Why anither like win? No? How dog is how?
Then the night he says me yourChristmassy do you? Why? Oh?
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Pay no attention to that. Trespasserswill be a shot signing don't apply to
you. Sannah want to get outof your relationship, but too cowardly to
call it off yourself. Then letbreak up Christmas gifts do it for you
here, honey, This year Igot you a gym membership, some compression
pants and a five Master. Weare the wrong, yes, at break
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up Christmas gifts are just wrong gifts. We'll send your soul sucking partner package.
I thought you a giant portrait ofme and my mother and the entire
Sex in the City collection. Wecan watch together from beginning to end.
Moo doy you even think I am. I am so out of here.
Yes, break up Christmas gifts becauseit's Christmas. You're a coward and we
can make money off that. DallasForwards Classic rock lone Star ninety two to
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five. I will follow. Thatjust proves that there are some people who
believe anything you say and follow yourright along. You put your little finger
in their nostril and lead them all. Jump right on that vand wagon.
Come on in, Yeah, comeon in. I know what I'm talking
about, all right, coming up. We have tickets to see comedian and
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Sebastian Meniscalco in the old ticket window. But here is a warning that you
might take next weekend when you're makingyou plans. Okay, Dallas police have
confirmed they are investigating after two womenfiled reports saying that a bartender tampered with
their drinks at Harlow MXM, apopular deep lum restaurant and bar Rihanna Knox
(46:28):
had a childhood friend, Nakia Robertsonsay, last Saturday night, they went
out for a girls' night out.Yeah. Let the entrance of Harlowe's.
They say they were asked how baddo you want to get in, and
were only granted entrance after they promisedto quote show some love to the bartender.
I guess you mean okay, Iguess we'll tip in real good.
Yeah. After a couple of shots, Robertson says she then became violently ill,
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and later so did Ms Knox,so they called some friends to come
pick them up. Miss Knox wasshot when she looked at her phone and
found the text message about one thirtySunday morning from a man who identified himself
as the bar as being the headof security. In the text message,
he offers to get her an uberto his quote his crib until we figure
(47:15):
it out. Yes, an investigationis underway, Thank goodness. Pretty scary.
I mean, you really thought youcould get away with that. That's
bad. Yeah, and somebody needto be punished. Hey you that?
Oh a movie you gonna like thisabout expelled Congressman George Santos. Yeah,
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that a movie about a movie abouthim. It's in the works at HBO
Films. The movie will be basedon the newly released book The Fabulous,
the Lying, hustling, grifting,stealing and very American legend of George Sancho.
Did you see Saturday Night Love doingtheir past? The Scandal and the
Wind Bowen yanked? It was agreat George Santos terfect spot on. Oh
(48:02):
pick to play George Santos in theGeorge Santos movie. Oh yeah, yeah,
he looks so good. There's asong parody of Elton John's Candle in
the Wind that they did call Scandalin the Wind is so great. It
was awesome. Doesn't he have justa punishable face too? Santos? Yes,
absolutely he does. New holiday moviesare coming out all the time.
(48:28):
I just saw and it was releasedlast year, Spirited with Will Ferrell and
Ryan Reynolds. It's a musical andI loved it as a holiday movie.
But a new survey shows which oldfavorites. We keep coming back to.
The most rewatched holiday classic is HomeAlone with McCaulay culkin, followed closely by
A Christmas Story. I always thoughtthe Christmas Story would be the one because
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number one Christmas Day, it's onall day and I watched it several ye
TBS twenty four hours, and Ithink Home Alone it just barely squeeze by
a Christmas Story. While it doesn'tsettle the debate of whether or not Die
Hard is a Christmas movie or andnot, the film does earn a spot
at number ten on the list.Here's the top ten number one, Home
Alone, number two, A ChristmasStory, number three at Charlie Brown Christmas.
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Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer came infourth, Elf came in fifth,
Christmas Vacation Awesome, number six,number seven. I'm surprised it came in
at number seven. It's a WonderfulLife. I thought it would go a
little bit higher. Yeah, it'sprobably falling down the charts over the year.
Tim Allen's The Santa Claus came innumber eight, Miracle on thirty fourth
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Street, number nine, not sureif it's the original or the remake,
and number ten die Hard, dieHard. So I guess it is a
Christmas is a Christmas movie because it'sset at Christmas. We can put that
debate to rest. Now, yes, to talk about shooting your eye out,
watch out and die hard for that. In Houston, Texas, down
in Htown, someone is about toopen a place called Slick City. Slick
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City the very first ever waterless waterpark in the state of Texas. Fifty
five thousand square feet, eleven slides, many different aerial attractions like ziplining swings.
It's also gonna have sports courts forbasketball, soccer, dodgeball. Sorry,
guys, I don't see anything youhear about pickleball. Say no pickleball?
Hell man. It's scheduled to openthis coming Friday, and it's gonna
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be open Monday through Thursday one tothirty. The hours are all listed there
on the website. And it's abrand new thing down in h Town,
waterless water park. Do you thinkI'll bring it up here to North Texas?
I mean, if it's a successin Houston, I guess they like
water. Now, wait a minute, why would you call it a water
park if there ain't no water?Right? Are you going? Are you
(50:42):
going? On slides dry say it'sa waterless water park. Maybe they're using
oil. Could be. Yeah,Grease up to slides and you all have
fun. Good look stopping at theend though, probably go through a wall.
All researchers in Mexico conducted some DNAtests on alien mummies. Oh,
(51:06):
the ones that they brought out yesfront of everybody. They were supposedly found
in a mine in Peru. Andthese researchers say that thirty percent of the
DNA found in these mummies is quote, not from any known species here on
the Earth. Jimmy would be justkingling with this. The scientists actually presented
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their findings in a hearing of Mexico'sCongress. Not sure what that means,
but the scientists swore under oath thatthese fossilized mummies do not belong to our
terrestrial evolution. They did look alot like et the extraterrestrial when they brought
them out to that Mexican Congress.Yeah, but do you think this is
gonna end up being a host andsomebody somebody said we fooled all right,
(51:52):
wouldn't surprise me, But I'm abeliever. How much can they really find
out on those dry, crusty,ancient remains. It's just like pieces of
dirt. Now they can do alot of DNA testing. They find out
about all sorts of things, andyou can do carbon testing to find out
how old. Yes, Rapunzel isreal and she lives in India. A
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forty six year old woman named SmitaSiravasta, who hasn't had a haircut in
over thirty years, has set aGuinness World Record for the longest hair on
a living person. Another Guinness Worldwreckord. Of course, she gets the
certificate. Her fairy tale locks weremeasured at seven feet nine inches long.
Wow. Wow. Her record shouldbe safe for a long time. She
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has no plans on cutting her hairanytime soon. Can you imagine if your
hair was seven feet nine inches long, I'd be dragging it everywhere, stepping
on it. It would take youfive days to wash your hair, and
you'd have to be real careful whenyou set on a toilet. Oh yeah,
I'm just right, all right.The ticket window has Sebastian Menscalco tickets
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hang on Dallas Horse Classic Own Starninety two to five. Surely you remember
April Wine when I first moved backhere in eighty two and working at Q
one o two. We played thehell out of that album. I loved
him. I had him on cassette, well cassette. Miles Goodwin, the
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singer, guitarist, and primary songwriterfor that Canadian rock band April Wine,
passed away at the age of seventyfive. Did they say what happened?
No, it doesn't say, butI remember he came up to Q one
o two right after the album wasgetting popular to make sure we're playing his
album eight. Yeah. Well,he formed April Wine in nineteen sixty nine.
(53:36):
I did not know they've been aroundthat long, alongside brothers Richie and
David Henman and their cousin Jim Henman. Now. April Wind's eighty one album,
The Nature of the Beast became theirbiggest commercial hit in the States,
sold over one million copies. That'swhere that song came from. It also
spawned their biggest hit, Just BetweenYou and Me, which was between you
(53:59):
and Me it was kind of thatpeaked at number twenty one. April Wine
broke up in nineteen eighty six,but reunited in ninety two and had continued
ever since. Yeah. The bandsaw many lineup changes over the years,
however, Goodwe remained the lone constantpresence and is the only musician to appear
on all of the band's album Huh. You know, he's kind of like
(54:22):
Ian Pace of Deep Purple. He'son every Deep Purple. Yeah. Nick
Mason from Pink Floyd, from PinkFloyd. There's another one there, Okay,
who won our tickets? See SebastianManiscalcho. Oh, that was our
good friend Rick Onzalez. He's partof the Rascual's crew, him and his
wife and they're in Middle Lothian andthey're stoked to go to Leonard Skinner and
no Sebastian maniscal Co. Hey,y'all, has been a long weekend.
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We're trying to unjumble our brains fromthe weekend stomping on brain cell that we
did. They could try to winthe Leonard Skinner tickets later because we have
some more to give away tomorrow atseven fifteen. Yes, right, yes,
we do. You know, aslong as we're talking about Miles Goodwin.
Yeah, not that long ago.We had a conversation with Paul Rodgers.
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A bad company. Well, accordingto Bad Company drummer Simon Kirk,
bad company is pretty much done.He was appearing on Bob Leffett's podcast,
and he doubts that Paul Rodgers willperform together again under the Bad Company umbrella.
He says, I think a lotof people now already know that Paul
Rodgers has had health problems. Hewent public with a couple of weeks ago
(55:28):
on CBS, a couple of strokes, quite a few many strokes and heart
troubles, and I honestly think thatBad Company's days are pretty much over well
now. When we talk to himBo though, he sounded very optimistic.
He said that, you know,he was getting back on track. You
know, he had picked up theguitar again. Yeah, he had done
a solo album. Yeah, mostlypretty good. And Mick Rous ran into
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some health problems along the Bad Companytrail. T In fact, Mick Rals
is no longer able to perform.He had a stroke in twenty sixteen.
He's paralyzed on his left side andnow is in a nursing home in England.
Wow Bassis bos Burrell died of aheart attack in two thousand and six.
So if Bad Company are indeed done, their last show was October eighteenth,
twenty nineteen, in Las Vegas,huh, And they played for a
(56:14):
Bowe and Jim Bash the easy mthat's right, the top fiftieth anniversary MM
and speaking is easy top Ao andI went down there to the Dusty Hill
collection. We'll talk about that.Yeah, we're gonna fill you in on
Friday. Yes. Hey, ifyou have the Monday blues because you have
to go back to work today,well, we can't make the workday shorter,
but we can definitely help it goby a little bit faster with commercial
(56:36):
free classic rock. We do itevery weekday just before eleven with Debbie and
then again just before five on theride home with our own Jeff k sixty
minutes to NonStop classic rock to helpyou get through your workday on Dallas Fort
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