The Bo and Them Full Show - Xmas Toybox Tuesday - December 5, 2023 (Ep 1061)

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That's pretty, wasn't it? Comeon, told lakers? What two?
Three? Bo? Wait? Ithink I recognize this Christmas kitty? You
don't won jokes it? Okay,we got singers sing all right, there

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we go. We'll not go there. That's whatsa la la la la la
la. Oh wait, wait aminute, wait minue la la what what?
I don't know the words? Idon't either. Let's just go lah
lah lah al everybody ready to golah lah? Has anybody ever known the

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whole lyrics to the stupid song?I haven't. No, I haven't either.
Give it a chance. Now okay, here comes the break. You
know, I can't stop. Ican't stop. I want a rocking roll.
Help me, brother? Words?What you're getting? Swammer? Erem

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tired? Oh that was and questedter. Oh yeah, I mean,

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does anybody know the words to goodKing, rectal sauce or whatever? Questions
wess and oil west and oil Yes? Oh we los? Yeah, Well
that was a bad idea. Thatrendition the best? Oh do you know?
Yes? Because you don't have toknow the words? You you know?

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I guarantee you if you go toa Christmas sing along and somebody let's
sing good King Richts. Nobody willknow the lyrics. No, nobody will
know the lyrics a professional chorus,professional who has been practicing it and memorizing
the song. Well, have youever had Mojo Nixon in as a guest

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on the show? No, we'vehad him on the phone, he's never
been in. I'd love to haveMojo in here. What a nut,
because he's just as crazy as Iam. I think we'd get along real
good. Have you ever been toa Christmas service where they start singing Silent
Night and then they get to thesecond and third verse and you're totally lost?
Nobody knows the second and third versusSilent Night is gonna be the first

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verses of all the songs the Mumblethrough him. There's three verses to the
national anthem. I did not knowthat. I only know that one.
I'll be damn thank god we onlysing one, because we'd never get to
start a football game. Well,good morning Today is a toy box Tuesday,

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don't you know. But however,I'm going to have a couple of
things that don't qualify for the toybox. But they're just too good.
I can't hold on to them.Okay, I just just a couple of
them, and I'll explain what theyare here later. Well, we got
to get through them this week becauseafter this week we are on our holiday
vacation schedule. Thank god, getout of here before we choke someone.

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But we're going to be sharing alot of Christmas goodies from the toy box
while we're on vacation, and I'vegot a few of those today on the
show as we celebrate Repeal Day.Repeal Day, what did we repeal?
The anniversary of the United States repealthe eighteenth Amendment restoring the right for us
to drink? Oh, the twentyfirst Amendment ending prohibition was ratified December fifth,

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nineteen thirty three. Thank goodness.So you might have to identify an
alcoholic beverage commercial. Go win thoseLennard skinnering tank an. Do you think
Annah? Oh, I think thisis going to be a piece of cake.
Yeah, we're all a bunch ofelbow benders in here. It's International
Volunteer Day. It's a good thingto volunteer for something. It's even better

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to get paid for something unless it'sfor a charity. Yeah, for a
charity. Yeah, but you don'thave volunteer for a profit, for a
for profit company, No, youbeg for profits? Yeah, what you
want? Bathtub party Day? Idon't really want people to point laugh at
me. That's a bad idea.Now is a bathtub party? Go with

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repeal day? Because remember they usedto Yeah, I'm a shower guy.
I don't know. I don't wantgin in any party, the whole of
my body. You might need it. It's World Trick Shot Day. Cool.
The Harlem Globe Trotters, the originatorsof the trick shot, created the
day not only to celebrate the shotsthey make, but to give fans the

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opportunity to try a couple of trickshots themselves. Cool. Cool. Sometimes
they'll get a little kid out onthe basketball court. Let him shoot a
couple of shots. Yeah, youa hook shot from a right angle or
something. It is National Blue JeansDay. Blue jeans got their start in
the nineteenth century when Jacob Davis,a tailor from Reno, Nevada, had
been making pants for miners, butthey weren't sturdy enough because they kept tearing.

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Well. In eighteen seventy one,a miner's wife said, could you
please make them stronger? My husbandkeeps tearing his pants. And he responded
by using metal fasteners to make copperriveted trousers. Yeah right, where now?
Davis partnered with Levi Strauss on Maytwentieth, eighteen seventy three to patent
blue jeans. And what eighteen thirtyseventy three on May twentieth has to do
with the Zember fifth? I don'tknow, but it's National Blue Jeans Day.

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So guess which zzy top I'm goingto play? Ooh, that's my
favorite one. Dude, you're kiddingme. It is National Communicate with your
Kids Day, ye had and watchhow they ignore you while you're trying to
community ye, especially in the teenageyears. Yeah. World Soil Day,
well, you live on top layit, so you may as well celebrate
it since you're going to be walkingon you got to take care of our

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soil. That's right. And it'sNational Comfort Food Day. Okay, what
favorite comfort food? What is it? What? Rice and beans with corn
tortillas? Okay? Good chicken,fried steak son double gravy. I want
some bread with that? Please?Oh? I think so too, let's
go. I was thinking fried chickenwith mashed potato. Knock the bottom out
of some of that hungry all right, let's do our morning stract. Yeah,

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this damn show. Are we ready? Kids? Yes, sir?
Ready or not? You come?Let us find tick. The beet were
looking fall the band that's still sayinggoodbye after twenty two years. They said
our last tour. Hey, kissdoes it? They ain't gonna stay gone

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anyway. Hey, it's six thirtysports fans, it's time for sports of
all sorts sponsored by sin or Jennis. All Right, it's almost Heisman Trophy
time in college football. LSU's JadenDaniels, Oregon's bow Knicks, and Washington's
Michael Pennock's junior transferred quarterbacks who haveall played at least five college season and
Ohio State receiver Marvin Harrison junior hadMarvin Harrison the one that used played for

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the Colts. They were announced asthe Heisman Trophy finalists last night. The
Heisman has been given to the nation'smost outstanding college football player since nineteen thirty
five. This year's winner will beannounced Saturday night in New York. Now.
The top four vote getters are determinedby more than eight hundred and seventy
voters, which include members of themedia and former Heisman Trophy winners as far

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as Washington Husky star Michael Pennocks Juniorgoes, I'm sure it's true that his
teammates sometimes take the X and putit in an S on his locker,
so it'll say Michael Penis. Youknow they do. Yeah, they have
to. And if my last namewas Pinnix and my friends didn't do that,
I would feel like I was unloved. You feel disappointed? Yes,

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exactly. And the Ex Golf IndoorGolfing Center in Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
has some creative promotions. On Saturday, during the Michigan Iowa Big Ten Championship
game, the golf simulator bar offeredcustomers free beer until Iowa scored. They

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called the promotion poor until Iowa scores. It was a bummer for Ex Golf
and a big victory for customers becauseIowa never scored. Shut out. Yeah,
twenty six to nothing. They lostthe Big Ten Championship. That resulted
in about three hours of free beerfor the customers who signed up for the

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fun. So I wonder how muchfree beer they gave away. They gave
away three hours worth. I knowthat that's a lot of beer. Yeah,
imagine it was time to get outyour ugly Dallas Cowboys Christmas sweater.
The Dallas Cowboys teamed up with children'shospitals in North Texas yesterday to spread holiday
cheer to children here in North Texaswho are in the hospital. Players and

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cheerleaders wished young patients at Children's MedicalCenter, Medical City, Chill Dren's Hospital,
and Scottish Right in Dallas, aswell as Cook Children's Medical Center in
Fort Worth. They were decked outin Christmas attire to mark the occasion and
gave each child a stocking gift bagloaded with gifts from the team. Time
spent with the players was greatly appreciatedby the kids. It's the thirty fourth

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year that the Dallas Cowboys have takenpart in the Holiday hospital outreach program.
But today is a big day forthe Cowboys players. They're going to put
on their pads and cleats and practiceand hopefully practice till the end of the
day for the divisional matchup against thePhiladelphia Eagles on Sunday Night Football. I
don't want to lose to them,the Eagles with a passion. Well,

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you're in the right room for that. I'll take you right all right,
let's shift gears over to the Bengalsorganization. If you are a fan of
the Bengals, you might have noticedthe great Joe Burrow was missing. He
did not play for the Bengals lastnight. He is still under the Boo
Boo list. And backup Jake Browningstood up to the task under the lights
of Monday night football, and hehelped Cincinnati complete with the compete with the

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Jacksonville Jaguars on the road. TheJaguars star quarterback Trevor Lawrence exited the game
with an ankle injury late in thefourth quarter. He did not come back
either, setting the stage for Browningand company to win thirty four to thirty
one. It was a last secondfield goal. Yeah, it's a squeaker.
That was in overtime too, andthat was thanks to an Evan McPherson

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forty eight yard game winning field goalfor the Bengals. Oh that's right.
That wasn't overtime, wasn't it.Pow. I didn't see the end of
the game. I just heard it'sa nail bider. Yes it was,
Yes, it would well. Itdid not go well for your Dallas Stars
last night in Tampa. Lightning goalieI'm gonna try this. Andrea Valsinewski stopped
twenty five shots. I don't evenknow if that's right, but that's close

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enough. That was his first shotout of the season. NHL points leader
Nikita Kerchiov had a goal and anassist in The Tampa Bay Lightning beat the
Dallas Stars fod to nothing last nightto snap their four game losing streak.
The Lightning, who are coming offan eight to one loss in Dallas on
Saturday, made up for that asswoman. Jake Ottinger stopped nineteen shots,

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but once again, it was thefour that got by him that mattered,
as Dallas fell in another road game. Gimmitt. Dallas center Joe Pavelski had
his nine game point streak end.Pavelski came up one game short of matching
his career high set in twy tentwenty eleven. Actually, the less said
about this the better. The Starswill play another road game tomorrow night against

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the Florida Panthers. Dallas Mavericks haveone more home game before hitting the road
tomorrow night. It's the Utah Jazz. They're coming to our neck of the
woods for a seven thirty tip offtomorrow night. After that, the MAVs
have a day off before going toPortland to play the Trailblazers Friday night.
Then they traveled to Memphis to takeon the Grizzlies on Monday. The Mavericks

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play the second game of a backto back the next night at the American
Airline Center against the Laker. Andsomething is going on tonight at Texas Motor
Speedway. It's the Speedway Children's Charities. They bring back the Holiday Tree Lighting
Ceremony to Texas Motor Speedway. Isfor Speedway Children's Charities, the Texas Chapter
and Texas Motor Speedway. A fortyfoot tall white fir tree will be the

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centerpiece of the annual charity events.The event is free to the public,
but limited seating is first come,first served. Santa Claus is going to
be on hand the whole ho hoand join those gathered for some hot chocolate,
Christmas cookies and the fireworks display.It's all free and of course the
lighting of the tree at six eighteenpm. Since it gets dark so early

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now, the event is free,so go on out. It is tonight
five point thirty to seven at TexasMotor Speedway. It's in the Circle Drive
in front of the Speedway Club building. So I wonder if Santa Claus wears
a fire suit. Remember how excitedRandy was with his fire suit when he
went out to Texas Motor Speedway.Well, you know, if you're a
good girl, Santa might bring youone for christ Woo. The first fully

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electric soccer stadium is coming to NewYork City. It holds twenty five thousand
seats. This is a major leaguesoccer stadium. They're gonna start building and
it's totally electric, partly run ongreen energy, which sounds stinky, but
I guess it's really not. Greenenergy doesn't stink right, No, Okay,
it's supposed to be a future.You've got to be green or you're

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mean. Okay. Uh. It'splanned to be built with recycled materials that
can serve water and also reduce waste. It's gonna have solar panels on the
roof maximize energy generation. It's gonnahave computer systems to eliminate energy waste.
A freaking soccer stadium, all electriccoming to the Big Apple. That's cool.
I don't know, I see theremight be a taste of fail in

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there. Something Oh, doesn't comeout in New York and then they have
no lights for their soccer or whenone short one fuse blows out and the
whole place is dark. Yeah,people feeling around each other and feeling each
other to get out of there.I wish now back to football. Spring
football is gonna live on. Themerger between the USFL and the XFL has

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been approved by federal antitrust realtors orregulators, and it looks like the twenty
twenty four season of the USFL XFLwill launch March thirtieth. Oh cool,
more football, more spring football,bring it. The two leagues which will
become one league are still finalizing details. We all know the full story in

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the upcoming weeks, but for now, rest assured there will be professional football
after the Super Bowl, so you'llonly have to deal with like a month
and a half of no football,or maybe two months instead of instead of
seven months without football. Yeah,I can live with d And On Monday,
October twenty third, the Texas Rangersclinched the American League pennant to head
to the World Series. Fans celebrated, with many lining up for championship gear.

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Bora Denesh was one of those fans. He was interviewed by Fox four's
David Sentendre her CENTENDREI is that howyou say his name? Centendre is what
I like? I like that onebetter. It sounds a little more upscale.
See. They was on the airand they talked about The Rangers and
his world series wish, but Denishused this time on TV to add another

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wish. He says, I've beenwaiting my whole life to do two things,
see a Rangers World championship and meetClari's Tinsley. Fox For's Clari's Tinsley
has been the face of North Texasused for forty five years. In fact,
yesterday was the anniversary of her firstnews broadcast on Fox four and it
wasn't even called Fox four then,No, they're just Channel four four.

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Yes, Well, congratulations to ChlorieWell. On November one, Dunnish got
his world series victory wish. Soit's only fitting that weeks later his second
wish came true. It's nice tomeet you, has told Claris Tinsley and
the Fox four lobby with a hugesmile on his face, because she came
down, knew there was a fandown there and came down to meet him.
The two got together for about thirtyminutes, each making others to each

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other's day a little bit brighter,don't you. It's such a sweetheart.
I sure. Oh my gosh,how lucky forty five years. That means
she's got me beat by three?Just three? All right, freaking fool
file. Next on the Bow andThem show Dallas Forest Classic Rock A Lone
Star ninety two five. Coming upa little Christmas cheer from the old Christmas

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toy box, you know, Butnow it's time for the freaking fool file.
Well, we have a plethora ofcrap today. A man in Provo,
Utah, says he only has himselfto blame after being gored by a
bison along a neighbor's private property insouthern Utah. Harron I'm sorry, Haylen
Carbageawl says he and his girlfriend weredriving back from Thanksgiving dinner when they spotted

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some domestic bison nearby, and hisgirlfriend made the suggestion, let's go pack
the bileve. They look like they'rejust nice and calm. Don't listen to
her, Garbageah said. He recallshopping the fence and getting up close and
personal with the animal. However,he obviously didn't want to be petted,
and bison did end up goring himin the stomach. Ye garbageav was airlifted

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to Utah Valley Hospital after suffering aliver laceration, a broken rib, and
a bruised lung. Now on theroad to recovery, he says he since
realized you got to have a lotof reverence for those crazy beasts like that.
And we said this before. Animalsare only cutesy and friendly with humans

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in Disney movies, and they're usuallycartoons at that. Yeah, people have
been running up to bears in Yellowstoneand taking trying to take selfies with bears.
That's even stupider. And if youget mauled, it's your own damn
fault. That always reminds me ofthis Saturday Night Life built with Dan Aykroyd
when he was like the park Rangerand he's like, never feed a bear

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like this, and he hands ofthe food and the bear malls and a
Turkish man and suffered massive amounts ofmouth pain after having his teeth extracted by
a janitor who worked at the dentistOh god no, Hakan Yilderim called a
dental clinic campaigning of a severe toothache. The call was reportedly answered by Samall

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Sinoslan, who identified himself as adentist and told the guy to come into
the office. He'll take care ofit. This guy said that I've always
wanted to be a dentist. Now'smy chance. Janitor? Yes? Oh
no. Now. Sinoslin, whowas really just hired to clean the office
because he's a janitor, told thisguy that his four teeth would have to
be removed. But when the guyasked why is that, he said,

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are you teaching me my job?I'm the dentist. Oh my god,
he's cool. You're not the dentist. Well uh Yadilrim later realized the magnitude
of his mistake when he went toget a pain medical prescription filled and was
told it couldn't be done because itwasn't stamped by a doctor, so it
wasn't valid. The next day,in massive levels of pain, he went

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back to see a real dentist whohad no clue what had happened or what
he was talking about. He endedup in the emergency room for the pain,
and sin Noslyn was hit with twoand a half year jail sentence for
practicing dentistry without a diploma. Wow, now you're a jenitor and some guy
call says he needs to come infor a toothache, and you think I've

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always wanted to try dentistry. Howhard can it be? Wrong place,
at the wrong time. I'll walkout the back door after I pull this
guy's teeth and I'll be a dentist. Well, no, you won't.
And know you're not. Listen tothis story out of Spain, a young
woman in Spain had a brush withdeath literally when she claims to have swallowed

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her entire toothbrush after using it todislodge a piece of food that she was
choking on. The twenty one yearold, who goes by the name Isaiah,
says she was eating turkey last weekwhen she began choking on the entree,
so she grabbed her toothbrush and stuckit down her throat try and get
the launched piece of food down herlet, so she was pushing it down with

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the toothbrush. Well, the fooddid go down, but the toothbrush went
down with it. Isaiah says shewas then rushed to the hospital, where
surgeons reportedly removed the toothbrush during aforty minute procedure, and it involved the
pulling of the toothbrush through her esophaguswith surgical wire. Oh damn. They

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went down there, got it,and then they pullet bag up. At
least it didn't go the other way, right. The whole incident has rattled
the woman, who added, Iwas just glad that I could breathe again.
Can you imagine if it went theother way? And who there's the
bathroom one day a toothbrush comes out. No, no, right way if
it's gonna go out that one.See, I'm the sick one that comes

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up with these scenarios. A manin Washington who thought it would be kind
of narcissis to vote for himself endedup losing a city council position by one
vote, so he beat himself becausehe didn't vote. His name is Damian
Green. He ran for Rainier CityCouncil. He said he didn't cast a

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ballot in the November seventh election.He didn't feel comfortable. Green told King
TV, I thought it was kindof narcissistic, so I didn't. The
machine count had Green losing to RyanRoth by a single vote, so a
hand recount was triggered by the ThurstonCounty Canvassing Board. The board announced that
the hand recount came up with thesame result, certifying Roth as the winner.

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Ross said he also very nearly didn'tvote in the race, but his
wife urged him to vote for himself. He just blamed it on the way
this other guy didn't have a wifeto nag him to go vote. Green,
who ran for city council once,previously said he is planning to run
again in the future. I wonderwhat he's going to do this time.
Vote. I've been he'll vote forhim, doesn't vote and he loses by
one. That's a slap in theface. Well. Patrons at an eatery

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called sachihoko Ya in Nagoya, Japan, can pay waitresses to slap them in
the face as hard as they can. As revealed in a hilarious video we
Gotta find this oh No for theprice of three hundred Japanese yen, which
is about two dollars American money.Kimono wearing stonefaced women will slap the eagers

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customer's cheek with a palm over andover again. You give them another two
dollars, she'll wap you again,and some even administer backhand slaps for an
extra money. People will actually payfor this. Yes, waitresses sometimes strike
the diners so hard they're knocked outof their seats. One man was even
wheeled out before a line of thepatron sinking waitresses, who bowed before taking

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turns clipping him around the ear,hitting him in the air until they knocked
him out. The restaurant first openedin twenty twelve, but was in danger
of clothing, so they came upwith this little gimmick. I wonder how
much it costs to pay to havesomeone else slapped in the restaurant. Oh,

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I think it has to have consent. Well, you can't pay to
have someone Yeah, you have tohave it for yourself. If you give
them about two dollars America and Ibet if you gave them twenty, go
slap that guy. Don't like hisface? Found the video, Well there's
a video bolok. Oh oh wegot we got to restart it. Oh

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yeah. After staph started, thestunt business began to thrive and even became
so popular that more female waitresses neededto be hired to meet the demand.
But you talk about conditions, thereis just one condition. Yeah, the
waitresses must be female. They're notgonna have guys coming in there and knocking
people's teeth out the wallot but youdon't. Maybe there's roof for a place

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like that in America. Hmmm,hungry want a little something with your meal
that come to Slap Sap in theBox where we're ready to roof you up
with every meal. Hi, welcometo Slapping the Box. Can I take
your order? H yeah, I'llhave a slab burger with cheese and some
punch in the face fries. Wouldyou like to add a stop on your
foot long hot dog for just twobucks? Ooh, don't mind if I

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do. Pull around for your totaland your beating please, Hi, sit
Slap in the Box another six.I love this place. See you soon,
Pa. You're a sweet bad Wellit's still bad. Well, that's

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true, Dallas. What was classic? Roncolone Star ninety two five? Remember
what tomorrow is? It's Ask aStuff Day. So if you've got a
question swimming around your head you gotto know the answer to and you don't
want to find it yourself, callthe Aska Stuff Hotline two one four eight
six six eighty six hundred. We'lldo the legwork for you. And answer
your question and play choose your newsfor Skinner tickets with a Christmas theme.

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I love it when we have atheme. There you go. Now,
we just found out that our companyChristmas party is next week, and company
holiday parties may lead to ssemble somepeople being on Santa's Naughty List. Oh
yeah. According to a new survey, thirty five percent of respondents say a
few glasses of holiday cheer make themconsider cheating with a coworker, with seventeen

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percent admitting to actually going through withit. Twenty two percent of those surveys
said they fooled around with someone otherthan their partner because they liked the attention,
while eleven percent said they just didit for the rush of doing something
taboo. Not surprisingly, therapists sayheavy amounts of booze consumed at December gatherings
are a big influence on those officeparty holiday hookups. I went to a

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holiday party for radio station in SouthTexas and one of the salespeople like turned
out she was allergic to the booze, so she her face started swelling up.
She just put a bag over herface and started dancing on the table.
Wow, well that means some jokescould flow to b overhead. I'll
watch your dance. Rule a thumb. If you love your job, people,

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don't fish off the company doc anddon't get your meat where you get
your bread. Don't crap where youeat exactly. Well, here's a bit
that Jimmy and I and Randy didyears ago. It's about Christmas party stats
and there's a little song to gowith it. Of course, here you
go. I'm going to reveal somethingto you tonight. Is the station Christmas

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Party. When I say when Isay station Christmas Party, I mean stations.
There's what five five different stations hereand this is where the clients come
out. Yeah, it's a clientparty. It's the client party where say,
guy that does your commercial I've beenmeaning to talk about. It's a

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little schmooze the fest. Yeah,don't tell them where it's going to be,
though, it's going to be.And our salespeople go, oh,
I hope they buy next year.Yeah, because they'll be sucking up to
the client. That's what the partyis all about. They'll suck up to
the client to kiss their ass.They'll all be there and you probably have
a Christmas party coming up from youroffice too. Maybe you've already had one.
Maybe, But according to statistics fromsurveys, certain things can happen at

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Christmas parties that you don't want tohappen, but you make them happen anyway
because you're too drunk. For example, ten percent of workers have thrown up
in front of colleagues or their bossesdue to excess taking at the Christmas Have
you no, no, no,always wait and excuse myself, I go

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outside. A tenth of office workershave told a colleague or their boss that
they have the hots for oh huh. A tenth of workers take the opportunity
of their boss's high spirits to askfor a raise. Makes it not a
good idea? Two fifths of officeworkers admitted that they regrettedly bad mouthed bosses

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are co workers while drunk a Christmasparty. Oops, and some of those
end up losing their job after theChristmas holiday. A third of workers owned
up to quote dancing like an idiotin front of the boss. A fifth
of employees regretted belting out karaoke songsin front of their colleagues while drunk.
All right, you guys gonna seekaraoke tonight? Hell no, come on,

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no. Workers classified as mature andmarried were most likely to misbehave.
And did you know that a thirdof office workers have gone home with or
kissed a colleague or client at theChristmas party? A third of office workers
admitting the sleeping with someone they workwith and the walk of shame at work

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the next morning. That's pretty high, it is. That's where you walk
through and everybody's oh. Another studysays one in four people have had sex
in a car at the office party, So you better behave your damns.
Hey, remember those old Q andO two parties? All oh Lord help

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the radio? Yeah, well,I thought i'd play a little Christmas song
for you, baby. I've gotsome presents from Center. He's got a
big one for me. But outsideit snows. I take off for my

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clothes, wait for Center. Underneathmy drink, he squeezes into my heart.
Chimney where it's oh so warm andnight on the roof of here was
rain. I'm so very glady.Came in here only once a year,

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but what it? Santa Claus takesa buss from his long night off the
liver rain. It's big North bolkand sugar cold. It's jolly but so
cheval rain Ah for Santa. Mycookies he lost to them into his mouth

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his long bet goos. He killsme the geggs. He finishes a snack
in the flat sound. Santa Claustakes a buss from his long night of
delivery. He's being not boken,sugaring cold. It's jolly butts of chivalry,

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Oh Santa, I love my present. What is in that big bag
of yours? Santa? And SherriSigi. Then I help him back into
his red suit. I know hehas to go. He just says home.

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I can't help. Belie is socute. Santa Claus takes a bus
from his long night of delivery.Northfolk and sugar cold. It's jolly but
of chivalry. I've got some presentsfor Center, and he's got a big

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one for me. Outside and snows. I take up for my clothes and
wade with Center. I take upfor my clothes. I'm waiting for Center.
He knows if you've been better good, Yeah, I like it with

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me. If you've been bad,you get better presents. Dallas Forth Classic
Rock lom Star ninety two to five. Did you know that album Band on
the Run is fifty years old today. Yeah, we're talking about it this
morning. Annabella Me came out onDecember fifth, nineteen seventy three, and
there's a reissue coming out. It'slike the third reissue for the fiftieth anniversary

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be released on February second, anda bunch of formats, including vinyl,
has a couple of Linda McCartney polaroidpictures in there. It's also a two
disc vinyl set with the second LPentitled under Dubbed Mixed Edition. Paul says
it's Band on the Run in Wavene the Hood before. The under dubbed
version of the track will be releasedthis Thursday. Linda McCartney had a polaroid

(33:22):
picture. Now, wait a minute, No, she has. She was
taking some pictures she takes. Shetook some pictures. Professional photographer, I
know. But her maiden name isLinda Eastman. She's an Eastman kan Kodak.
What's she doing with the polaroid?That's a good question. A lot
of professional photographers would use polaroid.It's to kind of like get like a
reference, a reference. Yeah,okay, Now, I remember when the

(33:45):
album came out and I would sitthere and look at the cover and try
to figure out who the celebrities are, because I recognize James Colburn and Christopher
Lee, but some of the otherguys were like English actors. It's quite
a collection in that picture, isn'tit. Yes, it is, Sergeant
Pepper. Uh okay, here's whatI got for. You got a request
to play this little Christmas didn't AndI realized, yeah, we hadn't.

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We hadn't played this one yet,have we. We'll get ready to fol
La la la la la. Theycall me frosted. I made from snow,
a pair of shades, a carrotnoise, I come alive, you
know it said, Or when somebrat put this hat on my head,

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drows hair, I'm for a hail. But I ain't no mill, no
fairy tale. They ain't scaring nothing. I got ic in my veins.
But when the sun comes up,all drill red, brown, down and
dry. All right, here comesyour singing. All now, La la

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la la la law. My dadis a glacier, my mama's are late.
My sister's a snow corner, mybrother's a flag. I'm made out
of snow. I do as Ifeel. I'm never stop for women.
Cop hollers freeze. I'm Frosty.I'm fully I ain't no myth, no

(35:20):
fairy tale. I ain't scared ofnothing. Got ice in my veins for
wearing the sound of the moment drilldress, I will dry lay I'm owing.

(35:55):
Didn't know Frosty could play like thatring not jam no saskay. So
you see that puddle? Well hey, what a bummer too, battle Frosty.
I can't make it through summer.So please, mister Santa, don't

(36:15):
you bear teaser. All I wantfor Christmas is a great fast freezer Frosty.
I'm full of sleep. The dimmer, the droughts, I headed the
shoe. Oh but that does onething that's such a pain. That's when
the sun comes up from old thedrill rep, drip, drip down and

(36:37):
dry. Yeah, I'm broad day, I'm full of hail. I ain't
on this. I'm no fair atale. I ain't yet an now.
I got nice in my veins.And when the sun comes up, O,
drip, drill down, drill down. Mm hmm. Fool for your

(37:23):
stockings, I do believe. Comeno, now, you know it's National
Blue Jeans Day, so don't worry. I'm gonna play blue jean Blues later
on. I can't wear I haveto have had to get a request for
that because this lady said, Iforgot to play this song when it was
Nationals Nylon stocking step. Oh butI'll play blue jean Blues in a little

(37:43):
while, don't you worry. Awesome, we're gonna get this call. Hello
boy them shoe height. Man,I know you said it's blue jean day
and it's soil day. Just don'tsoil your blue jeans. Don't do that.
Yeah, they could be kind ofembarrassing for you, especially when someone
looks at you. He goes,well, that's smell coming from Mandamn.

(38:04):
That smell it. So just pinchit back if you have to. I
don't know. There's been some mistakenparts, that's right. That's why when
you get my age, you don'tpush a fart too hard because you might
draw mud. Sir, you knowit. You never heard the term drawing

(38:27):
mud before. I never heard mistakenfart either. Well now you have.
I learned so much on this show. Okay, so let me show you
something that I found compulsive. LiarGeorge Santos already has a new gig.
Oh he does the former congressman nomore, fresh off his historic expulsion last

(38:51):
week, has created a cameo accountwhere the public can pay for a personalized
video message from him. And whowouldn't want that for Christmas? Did somebody
actually pay for that? Oh mygod? Screenshots of his account, which
says the former congressional icon icon seehe can't stop lying anyway, He's a
con for sure. Well. Thatstarted to spread online yesterday morning. By

(39:15):
the afternoon, users including several lawmakers, were posting clips of Santo's offering advice,
blowing kisses to the camera, makingcracks about botox, and telling jokes.
And you know, George Santos cantell a joke. You can tell
by looking at him, because heis a joke. For a personalized video
from Santos? Yeah, it startedat seventy five dollars, okay, and

(39:36):
then later that evening it went ashigh as two hundred dollars. Whoa And
people are actually paying this? Yes, oh my gosh. Now why would
you pay for a video message froma liar like George Santos? Seriously,
I don't know. But you canget a text message for only ten dollars.
Oh, only ten dollars. Whata boggainful meeting. I don't think

(39:58):
i'd even pay that. Okay,well, I got a song about this
guy. Have you ever heard ofRandy Rainbow? Oh? Yeah, he's
this flaming gay guy because he overplaysit, because that's his image. He's
a social media star. He ishysterical. In fact, he's coming to
town next year, is he really? We need to go see Randy Rainbow.
But Randy Rainbow made a song aboutGeorge Santos, all right, and

(40:22):
it goes like this, I madea mistake, and I think humans are
flying. We all made mistakes,and he is sacobs How they elect such
a mess? I think he mightbe hot? Who could have foreseen fish?
Shady queen? He does this alot because fantasy for Santos. Santoslies

(40:50):
all day, and even every magasick of Fantos. Something about this dude
ain't right his eyes. Joseph Laydon'swork of fiction, with which the facts
don't ever quite alone, attempts toscam his base. Our common place is
past as funny as his big gayface. All everything's a fantasy for Santos.

(41:17):
Oh wonder they want Santos to result? I understand everybody wants a knit
pick up me. He said RitneySPI has played his bumby. It's even
though he's not again he lies andsays he graduated eyes eh bomsy scheme and
sketchy tea. His colleagues clear theirthroats when Santos gloats may in fact infant

(41:42):
it posted and notes everything is nonsensewith this Mary. He's annual. His
resume for real it says he dancein Brazil is a drec queen for hires
and finished Baruk is a magnaum liar. It's only excelled as a volleyball start
that. He landed the cover ofHarper's Blizarre, but went on to be
known as a street tycoon and thevery first woman to land on the Moon.
Only after he fought in the VietnamWar, which I think he made

(42:04):
up for publicity. Or he sailedup the Missouri with Lewis and Clark and
then produced Spider Man Turn Off theDark. He survived the Titanic, then
had to disrobe in the movie,which one of his first Golden Globe He
invented the Internet walked with his stare. His mother was Elvis, his father's
share, He led the Congressional ScienceCommittee. He started Samantha on Sex and
the City. His album just dropped. He'd love to adopt. He's fallout
crazy and must be fantasy. Myfantasy is that Santa's goes twenty How long

(42:30):
until this asshole? Goodbye? Comeon? You gotta give it to Randy
Rainbower? All right, Sitter takeits next on the Ball and Them show.
Did you ever see a movie calledtwenty Feet from Stardom? It's one

(42:51):
of my favorite movies. It isabsolutely great. Mary Clayton, who's singing
back up on the Yeah, it'sabout people who sing back up for big
time rock artists and they're just twentyfeet from stardom. All they are is
background singers. Mary Clayton at LisaFisher is another one who's on there.
She's been touring with the Stones morerecently and her story's good on there too.
And Mary Clayton said they called herin the middle of the night and

(43:12):
asked her she'd come over and sing. So she showed up with curlers in
her hair and she was pregnant ashell bo pregnant at that time. That's
a movie you should see. Twentyfeet from stardom highly recommended. Okay,
I got in some interesting facts foryou here coming up, and also another
little piece of Christmas cheer. Butlet's give away some Lenyard Skinner tickets.

(43:34):
Do it. Here's what we're gonnado. We told you it was an
alcoholic beverage day, so naturally Icame up with an alcoholic beverage commercial.
I'll tell you this. It's nota beer. And there's a hint what
this alcoholic beverage is if you'll listen. Okay, it's not a beer,
all right, So I'm going toplay this alcoholic beverage commercial. You tell

(43:58):
me what the alcoholic beverage is andI'll hook you up. Now. This
one starts out with a guy ina bar and his wife calls and says,
what are you doing in a bar? And so he gets all the
people in the bar to pretend likeit's a TV. He kicks her.
Okay, so here's the commercial.Tell me what this is? What was

(44:23):
that? What are you in abar? I thought you were too sick
to come to my cousin's wedding.Now, honey, that's just the TV.
And now back to chair in thenewsroom. According to the Turkish Prime
minister. The economic situation there,the Maxi mixers are going fast having a
demo, Phil, Look at thoseblades, gorish, here we go.

(44:50):
And what this light wind? I'mright, flame, buoyant, plumage and
trains the female and the species.Honey, what's that smell? Timmy tried
to cook a turkey in the dishwasher. Looks like nothing's on. I'll try
and get some rest, all right, okay, by a life love and

(45:44):
okay, do you have any ideawhat that commercial was? Okay, no,
no, no, no, damntwo guesses. I got them both
wrong. That's all right. Thathappens all the time, all right,
think about it now, there wasa hint in there. There was a
hint two one four or eight oneseven seven eight seven one five. Tell

(46:07):
me what alcoholic beverage brand that is, and I'll give you the Leonard Skinner
tickets. Hmmm. I can givea visual clue, okay, and here
in the studio for it. Okay, don't shut out your answer, bo
it's standing up. But the visualclue. Don't tell them what I'm doing,
okay. The visual clue is okay, okay, now you know what

(46:27):
it is. You know from thatclue what this is? You see what
he's doing in the nabel. Yeah, but it's an alcoholic beverage. Yes,
on y'all, it's a visual.Now somebody listening to a visual?
I bet I know what it is. Okay, I have another clue I

(46:49):
can play for you. But let'slet's go to the phone. Okay,
see if you'll know bowing them show? Can you tell me what alcoholic beverage
brand that is? M Beam BeamNo, no, no, no,
wrong kind of liquor? Okay,bone them show all right, tell me
what brand of liquor that is?Oh, Foster's fussed, it's not a

(47:14):
beer. Bone them, show tellme what what commercial that is for?
That is a Captain Morgan? Yes, Captain Morgan. Of course. My
my visual was lifting my leg upwith my hand on my hip. That's
the Captain Morgan. Guys, yeah, that's the symbol. My boy I

(47:37):
also had this, also had thisclue. Okay, who is this?
My name is Chris Boyk, andI used to dabble in a little bit
of Captain Morgan back in my youngerhead. I think we all have once
or twice. What did they usedto say? You got a little captain
in you. Yeah. Sometimes ifyou have too much captain and you,

(48:01):
that captain comes right back up.I gotta tell you something, mister Robert.
Yes, I am good friends witha son in law of yours.
Played high school football with him namedAndrew. Oh Andrew's my son in law.
Yeah, you're good friends with Andrew. I was out his wedding,
did doing the jump rope in Yeah, Dallas Foror's classic rock lone Star ninety

(48:30):
two five Brian Johnson with ac DC. Here's something you may not have known
about Brian Johnson, and I justfound this out the day he went to
audition for ac DC. That veryday after his audition, he didn't know
if he had the job or not. He made a TV commercial He did

(48:53):
the singing on a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Come was, Yes he did?
Oh how awesome is that? Thevery day he went to audition for a
c DC he did a Hoover vacuumI wonder if that audio is still available
to check out that I got itright here for here is Joe Brian Johnson

(49:14):
of a c d C singing aboutvacuum cleaners. You come back from it's
a beautiful Hoover. Then you comeback to more than peace. It also
cleans, It also sweeps and rutsus up to the right to the singing
A lag it's easy A say BC. Yeah, we come back from it's

(49:42):
a beautiful move y. You cantell us Brian Johnson. And because it's
a vacuum commercial, we can saythat song actually sucks. But he sounded.
He's like he's trying to be alittle bit more smooth than he does
when he sings. Yes, yeah, but he hadn't even gotten job with
ac DC yet. He was stillthe dude in Budgie. Wasn't that the

(50:02):
name of his band before ac DC, Budgie or something Fudgy Budgie. No,
I think that was something that wasThat was one of the guys in
uh oh god, what was itBudgie video Kill the Radio Star the Buggles.
Maybe, I don't know, we'llcheck on. I don't know nothing
about Budgie, but I do knowhe did a Hoover vacuum cleaner commercial.

(50:25):
That's the damnedest thing that was reallygood. Yeah, let's do a little
Christmas cheers, shall we? Yes, because you know Christmas is kind of
rough for some people that have problems. Less around joe yay. On the

(50:50):
first day, every half my counselorsaid to me, you wrapped your car
round the Christmas tree. On thesecond day, every my counselor said to
me, no more stoly, youhave your caara de Christmas treats. On
the third day of rehab, mywife, she visited me. I tell

(51:14):
you you're gained up here. Nomore stoly God when music time is over.
On the fourth, davy have Igotten the deities? Diet crad color

(51:34):
for color orderly heavy. On thetruth day of rehab, my doctor gave
to me Prozac for depression, lithiumfor mood swings, sweet sorsy in the

(52:00):
morning's grool, hugs, working allmy steps. Merry Christmas, mister Godwin,
you're being released today. Released.I don't think so. I'm not
going anywhere. You march on outthe nurse ratchet and get me my belt.
It's almost bactation time. I'm ana a chunky, Yeah, baby,

(52:43):
how stuff is stocking? If you'lltrim my tree, will trim my
tree, honey, I'll tell onyour lights on if you burn my lot
from you, If me y,there's mistletoo overhead. We're spending Christmas in

(53:07):
bed. Yeah, Santa comes toonce a here. Ah, but we're
going to all day long, yeah, Monday law. Then we're gonna skip
the Christmas cheer don Yeah, wewon't bother singing no silly Christmas songs.

(53:31):
Yeah, we don't have no fancyspread. Oh so we're spending Christmas in
bed. Yeah, I'm going awayof Christmas morning and look under your tree,
open up my present, baby,get bet to Melia. We don't

(53:52):
have no children, so let medeck your horse. We don't have much
money, so don't be spot myChristmas balls. This missiletoe overhead. So
spend Christmas in bed death Wow DallasFR's classic rock alone Star ninety two to

(54:20):
five. How sweet it is?Remember tomorrow is ask a Stuff Day,
So if you have a question,call the old ask Us Stuff Hotline two
on four eight six six eight sixzero zero. Put your question on the
air and we'll play Choose your newsfor Leonard Skinner tickets. And there is
a Christmas theme. How sweet thatis? It's my favorite? Okay,

(54:45):
Uh, I know it's gonna happensooner or later. Maybe I was trying
to hope to avoid playing this duringthe holidays, but Travis from Red Oak
says he has to hear this.It's only a minute long. Just try
to last through it. Okay,God, here you go. All right,

(55:57):
all right, don't ask me toplay that again. Don't ask me
to No, don't ask me toplay it again. I could actually smell
some of those talking about drawing mudearlier. I don't know if you saw
this on TV. Cruz had torescue a driver after a crash left the
truck he was driving dangling off ofa bridge in downtown Dallas yesterday fine right

(56:22):
by the American Airline Center. DallasFire Rescue says a box truck crashed at
the interchange of I thirty five andthe Dallas North Tollway just before two point
thirty in the afternoon yesterday. TheSherwin Williams truck ended up hanging over the
overpass with the drivers still inside,probably clenching his butt cheeks together for fear

(56:45):
of falling. Probably, yeah,he's down there. He's looking at the
ground and going, oh my god. Well, after the rescue team stabilized
the truck, one team from belowcame up with the help to help the
driver and another set up up arope system at the tip of a ladder.
Team members from underneath the vehicle packagedthe driver into a harness and hooked

(57:07):
him to the ladder to lift himto the road above. And I'm sure
he was very happy to be there. I mean, he's lucky that that
other road was right underneath that bridge, Yeah, because it saved his life.
The accident caused other drivers to bestuck on the road for hours,
And we're not happy. Real scary. Anna showed us some photos just now.
It's scary as hell to be inthat predicament photo. I'll bet you

(57:30):
hadn't too good last night. Yeah, and he's he's there at an angle
looking down at the street below,gone all that. It doesn't like fall
down because I'm like, oh,yeah, he'd have been a grease spot
if that had happened. He's very, very grateful for those first responders.
Imagine a Dallas man caught at theborder allegedly was trying to smuggle nearly two

(57:51):
hundred guns into Mexico. And thisis according to federal court records. Now,
twenty six year old Santiago Ramitez ofDallas spaces up to thirty years in
prison and on multiple gun trafficking charges. Ramid has told federal investigators he was
paid six thousand dollars by a manin Mexico who goes by the name Ethel,
which means the Uncle, to transportweapons from Dallas into Mexico. Ramidas

(58:15):
told federal agents he was instructed todrop off an empty trailer in the parking
lot of a Walmart in Dallas.A few days later, he picked it
up that very same trailer, whichwas now loaded with guns hidden behind a
fake wall. Border agents in EaglePass found one hundred and eighty seven firearms,
including handguns, shotguns, and assaultrifles hidden the trailer at Ramidez tried

(58:37):
to cross the border. Do youthink he was smuggling them for some drug
cartel or something? Maybe so,But he was really doing it for the
money six thousand dollars. But I'msure it was for the cartel, because
the average person in Mexico, unlessit's hunting weapons, they're not into that.
Really. Yeah, Okay, somaybe we're right, Maybe we're right

(58:59):
not to hide almost two hundred weapons. Where do you put those behind a
fake something? Big? All right, here's some weird news for you from
Florida. Uh, good old Florida. They never have a shortage of weird
things going on in that state.A Florida man is under arrest after going
bonkers inside a Walgreens store and assaultingworkers with a Snickers bar for Christ's said,

(59:22):
that's a waste of good Snickers bar. Yeah, I mean, I
hope it was at least a frozenSnickers bar so it would do some damage,
but I'm not sure, cops.A twenty three year old Adele Noi
Casada was trying to buy cigarettes atone in the morning at Walgreens. He
was denied. He was asked forID. He showed him a photo of
an ID card. They said,no gave. He got really pissed,

(59:45):
you know, as he's having anicotine fit or something. He got really
pissed. He started pelting workers withfull size Snickers bars. He hit one
woman in the face, hit aman in the chest, no serious injuries.
Nois Cazada told police he didn't meanto throw the candy at workers,
but off reviewed surveillance footage and determinedhe deliberately targeted them. He was arrest
in charge with battery misdemeanors. Timestwo when you wind up before you throw

(01:00:08):
it. That pretty much Mads.You guilty? You locked in? Okay?
Anybody remember little Brenda Lee? Yep, she'll be rocking around the Christmas
Tree with a little extra peppin herstep this holiday season. At age seventy
eight, she made history yesterday asthe oldest artist to top Billboard's Hot one
hundred chart with her holiday anthem Rockingaround the Christmas Tree beat Riah. Yes,

(01:00:30):
the singer beats the previous record heldby Louis Armstrong, who was sixty
two years old when he hit numberone with Hello Doll It back in nineteen
sixty four. Urgently released in Novemberfifty eight, Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
becomes Brindley's third Hot one hundred numberone of her career and her first since

(01:00:50):
nineteen six Right, Sebastian Meniscalco ticketscoming up on the bow and them show
Yeah, especially good in the holidayDallas Goor's classic rock a Lone Star ninety
two to five. Alrighty, whowant our tickets to see comedian Sebastian menascal

(01:01:15):
Gold. Yeah, we just madeChris petersoner Plano's day. He's having a
rough go, right, now brandnew pick up in the driveway, four
hundred miles blown engine. I'm notdone yet. In the walls of his
house. Rat stop it the actualrat No, not the band. I
wouldn't like them in my walls either. That doesn't sound like I haven't seen

(01:01:36):
that commercial. That was a funnycommercial exactly, Chris. You got something
to look forward to at the endof this coming summer. Man. You
hang in there, buddy. That'sright. Now, there's going to be
changes to the giveaway at the eightforty ticket window tomorrow. That's right,
We're gonna shift gears a little bit. We're gonna shift gears and give you
tickets to see Ron White, Homeboy, Ron White, who will be on
the twenty ninth of this month atLucas Oil Live at the Wind's Star Resort

(01:02:00):
Casino in Cockerville, Coackerville. Ifwe didn't shift gears to Ron White tomorrow,
the show wouldn't have a chance togive away Ron White tickets before our
break because it's coming back gone.Yeah, we're we have to give them
away new. Yeah, we'll shift. We'll still have the Skinner tickets tomorrow
for Yeah. Once again. Tomorrow'sask a Stuff Day Call the ASKU Stuff
Hotline. Leave a question there forus that will entertain and amuse and make

(01:02:22):
us be challenged to find the answer, and don't forget to educate. That's
right. The number is two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred lots of boy smells, and we got about twelve or
thirteen good ones so far. Allright, we'll see, we'll see,
And we're just getting ready to getout of here next week because we got
lots more Christmas goodies to play foryou, and plenty worset ofs from the

(01:02:44):
year before. This is something thatyou don't really think about, you know,
when they shoot up, like theInternational Space Station. The International Space
Station is the biggest object humanity hasever put into orbit. It's nearing the
end of its useful life, andnow it needs to be safely retired.
Oh here's a shocker. Russia doesn'tseem like they're interesting in helping out,

(01:03:08):
even though they're there too. Yes, so good old America maybe on the
hook for one billion dollars to safelydestroy it, and they're not going to
pitch in at all. Russia knewNo. Putin's got a war to fight,
I guess. So scientists now aretrying to figure out how to get

(01:03:30):
it out of orbit without having abunch of space junk raining down on us
and hitting us in the head hereon our Yeah, please don't, Yeah,
really can't you just send it wayoff into deep space? Push the
thing, Push the thing into deepspace that way, instead of sending some
little satellite with a recording of humanvoices, send them the whole space station.

(01:03:52):
Yeah, maybe it'll land on aplanet where the aliens are kind of
stupid, you know, less advancedthan than we are. Research this gang
haly thing. Put a big youknow, big old big screen TV in
there for them. That way theycan send messages to us. Crash space

(01:04:12):
station sent us in new technological directionswe had never thought of before. It's
a big problem to solve, andit's an expensive problem to solve. Yeah,
one billion. That ain't chicken feed, No, unless you got a
hell of a lot of chickens there, don't you. Led Zeppelin fans,
you don't want to miss out.Get the lead out here on loon Star
ninety two five. We do itevery weeknight at nine. It's live cuts,

(01:04:33):
it's deep cuts, rarities and more. Our salute to the great led
Zeppelin here on Loon Star ninety twoto five Dallas for worst Classic sleezerock.
Oh yeah, Mercy Jambo, BlueJean Blues from zz Top and uh you

(01:04:55):
know blue gen Blues. That's alsoinformed that it is soil Day in addition
to Blue jeans Day. Yeah,it's it's something that you live on and
walk on, so you may aswell celebrate it. And when we announced
that we got this call, Iknow you said, it's blue jean Day

(01:05:16):
and it's soil Day. Just don'tsoil your blue jeans. A little piece
of advice from a rescue How embarrassingwould that be? As Billy says in
the song, oil and gasoline onyour jeans, okay, okay, soil
not okay, okay, not sogood, not so good. And there's

(01:05:38):
worse things that can be on yourblue jeans that will not go into right.
If you guys were little, didyour mom ever like put patches on
the knees because you had torn throughyour blue jeans? Oh yeah, oh
yeah, yeah, a little stretchyones because I would get fatter and fatter
and it would rip the patch ifshe didn't put a stretchy patch had to
be a stretchy patch. Yeah,you know, you get fatter and a

(01:05:59):
pair of blue jeans, and ofa sudden you get a little fat bubble
poking through the ripped hole. Hello, a little flesh planet poking out of
the hole in the gens. Fleshbubble. Yeah, the images that come
to mind a flesh bubble. Right, let's talk a few time wastes here,
shall we. We've got some goodones again today. So you talked

(01:06:21):
about this earlier. Bo. It'sbeen fifty years since Wings, Paul McCartney's
follow up band to the Beatles,released their classic album Band on the Run,
and Celebrate the legend is releasing anew anniversary version composed of two LPs
or CDs and what he's calling underdubbed remixes. It's a band on the

(01:06:42):
Run like you've never heard before,According to Paul McCartney. The new edition
note will officially drop February second.All right, okay. A new documentary
promise is to reveal some of themost devastating words to be uttered in rock
history, the final ones of JohnLennon. It's Apple TV Plus's John Lennon
Murder Without a Trial includes an interviewwith Jay Hastings. He was a concierge

(01:07:08):
at the Dakota, New York Citywhen John Lennon was shot. Yes,
John Lennon staggered to him and saysI've been shot and then collapsed in front
of him. Mark David Chapman hadbeen hanging out there for days and he
developed a friendship with the concierge guytalked to him a lot fad about that.
But they're gonna have all sorts ofinterviews and that's going to be out

(01:07:29):
tomorrow, December sixth, and youcan check it out on You have ever
gone to New York and you hadto go stand at the Dakota, Oh,
yeah, I do. It's nextto Central Park. I just had
to stand there and said I wantAnd then you have to go to Central
Park to see the tribute to JohnLennon the Imagine. Yeah, mixtures there
too. Sometimes some security guy willcome, what are you better than there?

(01:07:49):
For it's a public street. I'mjust looking. So what if I'm
a Beatles fan on a pilgrimage sendme alone. Well, we've got the
trailer to the document that you cancheck out up on our page if you'd
like to. Also, Rod Stewartreleasing a new album, Swing Fever,
February twenty third Swing Fever. It'sproduced by former Squeeze piano player and UK

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television personality Jules Holland. Yeah,first single is called almost Like Being in
Love and it's gonna be released today. Just as soon as they send us
a version of that song, we'regonna put it up on our page.
But right now we've got all theinformation and Rod Stewart's post about the new
album up on page. And GeneSimmons of Kiss did a post finale interview

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Saturday night on the pay per viewbroadcast. Said he played the show with
the kidney stone that wanted to comeout during the entire time. I think
that's why he was grimacing so muchduring his performance. And then he actually
passed the kidney stone after the show. WHOA. And apparently he's saving it

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because he says he wants to sellit on eBay. Is someone's kidney stone,
whether they're famous or not. Yougot to check out the interview.
We have that up on our page. My friend Reverend Billy c. Wirtz
says that's the worst pain he's feltin forever. I hear it's worse than
child Yes, women will say it'sworse than childbirth. I hope I don't
pass one. They say shingles isworse than childbirth either. Ah. Yeah,

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everything's worse than childbirth, I guess. But for you guys, you
have nothing to really come up.I'm just speaking way out of line.
Maybe if I kicked you in thejewels you would understand. But I'm gonna
put my hands down there so youwon't do it. So in a freaking
Fool file, we talked about thisrestaurant in Japan where you get paid,

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you pay someone to slap you,a female waitress. What did you call
it? Slap in the box.Well, we've got a video of a
patron's getting slapped that you could checkout. And finally, if you've ever
been with your significant other end theentire time they're on their phone, checking
social media or texting and not evenenjoying their time with you, well we've
got a song from at houseki youMusic that you can check out. It's

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called put your Phone Away. PutYes Yes, so you to check out
the video to phone Away up onour page at lone star ninety two to
five dot com. No Man,you don't know how it feels to be
me. You have no idea whatI got. Little drama, little drama

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for the show, and this morningdrama for your mama, daddy. I
thanks for tuning in today. Hopeyou enjoyed our little dip into the Christmas
toy box and a couple of otherlittle ditties. See, you didn't know
Brian Johnson of ac DC saying aHoover vacuum cleaner commercial until today. That
was so cool. I wonder ifthey still run it. They should,

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Yeah, especially since he's big dealnow. Yeah, but I mean think
about that. That was nineteen eighty. That was the day he auditioned for
ac DC. Well damn and gotto get some money somewhere. Probably if
it was still running, he'd stillget royalty check. Ah, that's good.
If a frog had wings, hewouldn't bump his ass. Now tomorrow

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is of course Ask His Stuff Day, So if you've got a question you
need answered, call the Ask YourStuff Hotline two one four eight six six
eight six zero zero. And yeswe will play Choose Your News for those
coveted Leonards skinnerd tickets. And thereis a Christmas theme to it. I
love it when you have a theme. Yeah, Brandy, you say,

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got you now, Roberts. No, he said that every time, every
single time, when he never hadJack. Of course, that's why I
kept bringing it up. That's whyI kept waiting for it. So go
ahead, say it, say it, say it, I said, have
him called just to say that,now, Roberts, I'm gonna say.
I was just texting with Randy earlierthis morning. He says, say hello
to everybody he loves y'all. Well, we love him back, love you,

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Randy, oh, randall, Soeverything's cool up in Fresno or down?
That seems like I'm asking him aboutour little audio problem we're dealing with
here. For the before and afters, he was saying that he's ready for
Julie to finally move from North Texasto Presno because right now they're separated.

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Well, you know, guess whois helping sell their house. Deborah best
job ever. I don't know.She gets frustrated when those people that she
does all this work and then wedecided not to Yeah, watch, yeah,
it's because she was interest rates beingwhat they are. But you know
what, you buy the house now, you get a good price and then

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later on down the line you refinance. Yeah, okay, because you don't
get two for one houses that kindof stuff. Just only words and liquor
stores at time. All right,So our after show decompressions as in is
next. What we're gonna talk about. Your guess is as good as ours,
and hopefully we won't have any soundproblems. Likely. I've got a
plan be worked out. I'm gonnacome stand over there between you guys.
We're gonna get it done, allright. Just don't rub up against me.

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That's creepy, mind reader. Allright, So now I'm really gonna
scoop down, see you on theafter show and see you for the show.
Enough show or ask us stuff day, and of course some more Christmas
cheer we'll have it for you aswell. Keep between the dishes. Bye, hot time