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We take you now to a pressconference at the North Pole. Hey,
can you lower that Mike's stand alittle? Thanks. My name is jingle
Balls and I'm the president of theELF Union Local one forty eight. It
is with regret that I announced todaythat the Elves are on strike, effective
immediately. Santa and the corporate fatcats are not giving us our hard earned
toy residuals. While Santa is ridingaround in his luxury sleigh, we're sleeping
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in bunk beds in tiny cottages.That's why we have no choice but to
shut down Christmas. See what youcan do without us, fat man.
We ask the public and the otherguilds of holiday workers not to cross the
ELF picket lines. What we're askingfor is simple, a better dental plan,
step stools in the restrooms, anda North Pole Hooters location with really
hot ELF waitresses. Yeah, allright, thank you, and Merry Christmas.
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This has been a press conference atthe North Pole. It's Christmas time,
a time for getting together with friends. You've lost touch with family you
don't see any other time of theyear, time to catch up and realize
how unbelievably stupid they are, selfcentered, stuck up greedy, bigoted,
ugly, arrogance. Oh and worstof all, Judge Mantle. No wonder.
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We can only stand to do thisonce a year. Happy holidays.
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We'll teach you everything you need toknow about putting up Christmas lights,
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a lot of opportunity for a motivatedperson, and in this recession, oh
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who isn't motivated? You know whatI'm saying? Very good? My dad
uninvited me for Christmas. Christmas,Merry Christmas. We love you, Tony
Tim. I would be coming himthis Christmas. It's a Christmas miracle.
This is going to be the bestChristmas ever. The Song of Santa Claus,
I love rein deer Jay. Yeah, it's a Christmas miracle, all
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right, stay it with me.It'day shows where Santa lands and I won't
have to hurt your That is ridiculousand totally against the spirit of Christmas.
Udly traveled with Sanda to throw beadbecause of meeting, and he gave to
going to It's a Christmas miracle,the traditional milking of the raindeers. Now
we're all smiling and enjoying the holiday. It wouldn't be Christmas without the pool,
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all rights, aren't you filled withthe holiday spears? I am?
I am, well you should beabsolutely Yes, it's Christmas time and this
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is our last show before we finallyget to take a little time off here,
last show of the year. Weneed the time to start our Christmas
shopping. Yeah. Yeah, Meand Ale and all guys will shop on
December twenty third. Yeah at seveneleven. Yeah, it's turkey for you,
beat jerky for you, and beatjerky for you, Christmas shopping,
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BUCkies all the way. You got, get it all done. Yeah,
get some beaver nuggets for Yeah,they were NuGet bull. Yes, it
is Friday and we're getting ready todo our Christmas goodies here for you today
because it's our Christmas blowout. Anddon't worry, while we're gone, we're
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going to have many, many Christmasditties for you and some goodies from the
previous year. This year that wehad was pretty good. It was easy
and filled with lots of good stuff. Is it great? As a matter
of fact, we're not going tobe able to fit it all in before
the end of the year. Thatmeans when we get back we'll be delving
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into some of the stuff that wedidn't get to. That's awesome. Don't
forget. At seven point fifty bois gonna give away some Leonard skinnered tickets.
Well in an evil way. I'msure. It's not like I have
the tickets in my pocket and they'remy tickets. I'm just the one that's
gonna come up with a goofy asscontract and you always do. Yeah,
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it's should be pretty easy today.Oh are you gonna go easy on us?
I'm gonna go easy on me.Yeah. He said something yesterday about
this being the bow coasting day.Is that right? We're gonna coast a
little bit towards the break? Isthat right? Well, we will coast.
We'll just kick back and put itdown a gear. All right.
All right, that sounds real good. Well, let's see what we're celebrating
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today, National Christmas Tree Day.Well, of course, if you haven't
done it yet, today's day you'resupposed to put up your Christmas tree.
If you've listened to the freaking PoolFile lately, then you know you better
check to see if there's a possumor an owl or some kind of animal
hiding in the branches. I sawwhere Matt Paulicano put up his Christmas tree
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or had someone come and help himout. Looking good, Matt hanging there.
Brother Anna, you have how manyChristmas trees up at home? Three?
I have one up. I stillneed to put two up. That's
happening this weekend. Okay, Soall together there's three, including an Anna
tree in the guest room at herhouse. Yes, that's the one that's
awesome. Okay. The one thatI'm going to put up tomorrow is the
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Dallas Cowboys Christmas. Today is alsoNational Sales Person Day, because these people
are working their ass off during theholiday season, so don't be rude to
them. All right. National BrownieDay. We're talking about the dessert so
don't try and call in that jokeabout how a boy scout got his first
merit badge. Okay, that's anold one. Forgot that National Crossword Puzzle
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Solver's Day. Those things piss meall, you guys any good at them?
Well? I can do maybe acrossword puzzle in a highlight magazine or
something, but if I get stuckon several words, if they don't have
the answers later on down in acouple of pages, I'll just quit.
How about those annoying people that didthe New York Times crossword puzzle in pen?
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Please National Lard Day, because youknow how good lard is, especially
if you're gonna make Tomali official.Lost and Found Day is say day set
aside for people who recall things they'velost and then possibly make the effort to
look for them. After recalling anitem and reflecting on it, may be
forever lost, but at least youtried to find it. It is also
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pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. Oh, okay, every day I'm
Florida in Texas. How many timetravelers have we had on the freaking fool
file? At least a million?Of course, with dire warnings for the
future because they know. Yeah,and finally it's taken in the ear day.
What excuse me, I don't knowwhat you're gonna say, that's what
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take it in the ear day.Oh and I said, this can't be
the dirty thing I think it is. It turns out if somebody yells at
you, you just sit there andignore them. I was thinking of monkeys
for some reason. Come in whetherRichard pryor bit about the monkey that you
know he got on his shoulder.What was the noise this monkey made?
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He said, it felt like awet queue tip. You guys know exactly
what I'm thinking of. God,all right, let's do the boarding stress.
Get ready for sports of all sorts. Been speaking of the freaking Full
file. We got that coming up, and of course our NFL Pro picks
with Fox Worth's Mike, So it'stime that way way Dallas fors Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two to five comingup. Our NFL Pro picks with Fox
Foros Mike Noose. Ay, we'llsee how the Cowboys are gonna fare against
this game against the Eagles because theyaren't. Jareworld. Jareworld has a special
magic power for us. Yeah,it's the and they scare me. Time
for the freaking fool file. AndI should not have to tell you you
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don't steal anything when it's shop witha Cop event going on at a Walmart
in Michigan, an unidentified sixty twoyear old woman was busted walking out of
this store with a variety of expensiveitems. She later said that she shouldn't
be busted when she was caught becauseshe was gonna give most of the items
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to the charity that the event washelping. Oh sure, yeah, very
nice, try lady. Unfortunately forher, she chose to commit her crime
allegedly during the store's annual shop witha Cop event, in which seventy five
police officers were in the store walkingaround talking to people. Problem, No
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problem, She's like to live onthe edge. If you see one cop
that's in his cop uniform and say, maybe this is not a good day
to do this, but she thought, well, they won't notice me,
will they be bold? Go forit. The event is designed to be
a way to help children in need, but sometimes it's also a way to
ab shoplifters who are a little lightin the common sense department. I mean,
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you're walking around a Walmart during anevent seventy five cops in the store
and think, why this is theperfect time to steal as many things as
I can tarry. Well, itwasn't. Thailand authorities have busted a tourist
who tried to smuggle two waters anda prairie dog through the airport in his
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pants. Ex and a prairie dogin your pants? Are you're just having
to see me? Twenty two yearold Taiwanese traveler had reportedly bought the animals
at a Bangkok market. After that, he stuffed them down his trousers made
his way to the airport in Bangkokon Tuesday, where he was on his
way to Taipei, Taiwan. However, officers stopped the man after noticing the
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huge bulge in his pants moving around. The traveler was then x ray and
that's when the critters were discovered inhis underwear, two otters and a prairie
dog. He's lucky nothing happened tohis nuggets. Subsequent strip search found the
otters and the prairie dog jabbed intothree socks and taped to his desier box.
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The animals were immediately handed over tothe wildlife conservation it's moving. Is
your trouser snake an actual snake?I'm not sure. A three year old
boy who managed to slip past hisparents and security was caught on a surveillance
camera going for a conveyor belt joyride at an airport in Chile. Look
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at Me. Footage captured the momentthe little daredevil slithered past a check encounter
at Santiago International Airport, got onthe conveyor belt that carries bags through the
plane, and went on a joyride that lasted a few minutes before he
got popped. While the video playsout, bags are seen trailing as the
boy trailing the boy. At thesame time, another camera angle shows the
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conveyor belt rigorously switching the three yearold into another lane. Switched him like
you switched train tracks. I guessthat's when airport workers appeared and noticed the
toddler on the belt. As oneairport employee hopped over the machine to press
a button that cut the ride off. The airport claimed they had no idea
how the little guy snuck past tightsecurity uh huh, vowing they would reinforce
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safety measures and protocols with airline operatorsto prevent something like this. From happening
again. In other words, they'retrying to tap dance and say we're not
that stupid. I promise you wereally are. Well fix it now you
think you live in a small townlike John Mellencamp. There is a small
eleven acre micro nation in Nevada thatonly has a population of thirty eight and
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welcomes tourists. But not all thirtyeight actually live in the nation. They're
just citizens. Just don't bring onionsor spinach, or you could find yourself
behind bars. It's yes, spinich. This the republica of Milosia, was
first established in nineteen seventy seven asthe Grand Republic of Goldstein. Apparently this
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guy Goldstein is the one that runsit, and he changed the name,
but he is a dictator. Whathe says goes. The small nation,
which of course is not recognized bythe UN, is home to less than
forty people, most of whom donot even live on the eleven acre nation.
In fact, there's only three humansand three dogs that live on the
nation's land, located in Dayton,Nevada, and visitors to the land are
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banned from bringing onions, spinach,catfish, and walruses into the cut walrus.
Who brings the walrus anywhere? Howyou gonna fit it in your car?
And who's the police force of thisunder forty population room, mister Goldstein,
the dictator. Yeah? Probably onionsaren't allowed because the ruler of Milosia
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hates onions or catfish. He hatesspinach. And if you bring those foods
or a walrus into town, youcan actually get arrested and thrown in jail.
In their defense, you guys,Milosia is a lovely eleven acre spot
in Nevada's beautiful western death cult desertdeath cult? Yeah, the death cult
desert. You heard of the deathcult desert? No, the man,
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some kids love to run around?What does that tell you? Yeah,
I'm just messing with you crazy inthat water. I'm still wondering about the
walrus. Yeah, why walrus?Which is kind an issue. I guess
he doesn't like walris' or something.I don't know. Hey, Paul McCartney
has released the under dubbed version ofBand on the Run and we have it
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up right now on the Bone Thenpage so you can check it out.
Speaking of Paul McCartney, don't misshis podcast, A Life and Lyrics Sunday
mornings at seven right here on loneStar, We're gonna have the newest episode
this Sunday morning here on lone Starninety two to five, Dallas fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five. I played Dark Knight Cajun Woman because
I actually think I'm gonna pick theSaints today, Are you really? And
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I never do that because they alwayslet me down when us talk from football.
Welcome to the show, the bestin the game, Fox Sports.
Mike Doucy, what's up? We'rereporting live from outside the Weston Galleria the
big breakfast for the Champion or Marchat Dimes. I'm I'm fortunate and honored
to MC that event coming up ina few minutes now with DeMarcus Ware Oh
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course, our special guests, theHall of Famer, looking forward to that.
Now, are you saying you're atthe galleria? I am. I'm
actually my car in the parking lotright outside the Western GALERYA if anybody wants
to stalk me and find me rightnow, well, yeah, I mean
you're you're within a stone's throw ofwhere we are. That's right, that's
right right across. All right,let's talk a little football. Here is
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coach Mike going to be on thesidelines for the game because he just had
a little surgery, don't you know? It was funny. Dak Press kind
of had a good line yesterday.Everybody's been asking about McCarthy. Of course,
it's kind of weird when the coachgoes under the knife on a game
week, but it's if there's sucha thing as routine surgery. It sounds
like this was it. And McCarthysays he'll be back, and Dak said,
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yeah, it gives Mike a chance. He tells us how tough he
is all the time. This willgive him a chance to prove it.
So if he doesn't make it backto the sideline, he's going to hear
about it. I guess there's somequestion as to whether he would call plays
from the sideline, or maybe ifhe'd spend one game in the boost with
the headset on and do it,do it from up there. So I
guess he's supposed to be back atthe Star, back at work today,
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and I'm sure they'll kind of gofrom there. Well, if he's taking
pain pills, I hope he's notcalling the place, you know what I
mean? When your check engine lightcomes on, you got to get it
seen about. Yeah, very true. Okay, So the Cowboys have this
great home winning streak going, isit going to continue? How close is
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this game going to be? Doyou think against the Eagles? I think
we'll have our picks in a minute. But I think it's a coin flip
game, to be honest. Ithink it sounds like a cop out.
It could go either way. Iknow it's trending in Dallas's direction right now,
but it's funny. Something's got togive. Dallas has won fourteen straight
at home, but the Eagles havewon fourteen out of their last sixteen on
the road. Oh, we've beena really good road team and with the
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exception the notable exception of the SanFrancisco game last week, has figured out
a way to win a lot ofclose games, and the Cowboys haven't had
many close games. So all sortsof different numbers to throw at you there.
I guess it's a long way say. I think it's going to be
a pretty entertaining, pretty close ballgame. Now, is this actually I think
it is the biggest game of theseason for the Cowboys. Yeah, so
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far? I mean, and Ithink it's a bigger game for Dallas than
it is Philadelphia when you look atthe remainder of the schedule. The Cowboys
schedules much tougher. Go to Buffalonext week and you got Detroit, or
you got Miami on the road afterthat, then you got Detroit at home.
So these are all playoff teams orclose to it. And the Eagles,
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after they play the Cowboys, theydo go to Seattle. That's a
tough cross country trip. But thenthey have the Giants twice in their last
three games, and the Cardinals arethe other ones. So on paper,
it looks like Dallas's schedule is alot tougher. So I think this game,
especially because it is at home,because the Cowboys have been playing so
well, if they win it,they pull even with Philly in the division,
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all that stuff, I think it'sbetter. It's a bigger game for
Dallas. Yeah, I think.Well, let's do our NFL bro picks.
Fox Sports, Mike do say youdemand, so you pick your fuck
four and then we'll pick the Cowboysgame golf. Here we go. Got
a couple of favorites. As always, I'm going with bo Saints over hapless
Carolina thank you. Give me theRavens. They're a substantial favorite against the
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Rams, and I think Baltimore's I'mnot gonna say underrated because most people realize
how good they are, but Ithink they're probably the best team in the
AFC right now. Give me theRavens to win. Underdogs, take the
Jets. Don't ask me why theTexans and the Broncos over the Chargers.
Justin Herbert and that offense has reallybeen struggling. And Sean Payton's that the
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Broncos going pretty good right now.As for Cowboys and Iggles. You know,
Dallas playing really well, four straightwins, they still haven't beaten a
really quality team, and they havea win against the team of the winning
record now that they beat Seattle,and I'll give them credit for that.
As I said, it's a copout, but this game could go either
way. It wouldn't stun me ifDallas won this game fairly convincingly. To
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be honest, as well as Dak'sbeen playing, defensive performers worried me a
little bit last week against Seattle,and I'm kind of in I'll believe it
when I see it mode, SoI'm going to Philadelphia at thirty one.
What you got, Okay, I'mpicking a couple of underdogs to start off
with. I pick Cincinnati to beatIndianapolis. And then, like Deuce,
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I'm gonna pick Denver over the Chargers, picking San Francisco over Seattle, and
I'm picking Houston Overduce's Jets this week. And then I'm I'm gonna root for
the Cowboys all the way. AndI know it's gonna be close, but
I'm hoping that the Cowboys home winstreak continues on Sunday. So I picked
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the Cowboys. I'm hoping you're right. Hey, give me the Cowboys over
Philly. Come on, Cowboys,don't let me down now. I'm gonna
be honking as I passed you onthe tollway. Let's see Tampa Bay.
I'll underdog you against the Atlanta Falcons. I can't stand that team. New
York Jets. Another underdog pick forme up against Houston along with Deuce,
I'll take who Dat over Carolina absolutely, and just to roll the dice,
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let's see if the Seahawks can beatSan Francisco. I don't think you're gonna
win that one, but nice try. That one's for my for my nephew
who's in Seattle. Well, sinceI played dark eyed Cajun woman, yes
who that I'm picking the Saints overCarolina because they're at home. Give me
San Francisco over Seattle, Baltimore beatingthe Rams. My underdog is Cincinnati over
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Indianapolis. And yeah, I'm gonnatake the Cowboys. I'm gonna stay on
the bandwag. So Deuce, whatyou got happening here? For Toys for
Tots on the way? All sortsof stuff going on. It's a great
time of the year. Fox fourare happy to partner with the Marine Corps
Reserves for Toys for Tots. Checkout Foxfournews dot com or Toys for Tots
dot org for all of our locations. I'll be up in Plano on Good
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Day Monday morning talking about the Cowboygame and uh collecting some toys for Toys
for Tots as well, right andearly. So big weekend and we'll talk
to you guys again soon. Havea great holiday. Merry Christmas to you,
Deuce man. Holiday Christmas, doyou guys all right? Dallas host
Classic roc Loan Star ninety two tofive The Stones who are going to tour
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next year, we got a specialpromotion happened too, right, Yeah,
we do. Maybe hang went toStone their entourage. Yeah, and when
they come, if they come tothe Cotton Bowl, I'm leaving the day
before. I'm not gonna get stuckin traffic for three damn hours. I
think you should just spend the nightthere in one of the suites. Can
I sleep on a fifty yard line? I will, all right. I
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got some emails yesterday about how wellAnnabelle did with her l Well, yes
she did, because our whose songis it anyway? Was done to Blue
Christmas Boba King, and we allhad to sing it like Elvis. Yes,
that's that's the requirement. Look King, look King, Now something else?
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And I did. That was reallycool. She's started off kind of
Elvis style, and about one linein she shifted gears to an Arkansas great
aunt kind Yeah, listen for this, listen for this. So I thought,
since that was the case, Ithink it's time for a Christmas message
from the King. I like you, like you very much as there is
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the King. I know I haven'tbeen around much for a while, but
I want y'all to know what uphere in the rock and roll heaven.
I'll be thinking of you. That'sChristmas, and I'd like to give y'all
a special Christmas message, a messageof peace, like how about a little
piece of that tie going by?Thank you mine? I lockhole slam.
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Christmas is a time whole time ofjoy, the time for loving, and
I share with love of thanks linesof that feature you got there, Okay,
we're watching no word. Yeah Christmas. Now, Christmas to me means
family, and family means friends,and friends means getting together, and getting
together means eating. I'll pass methat drum to take. What's you please?
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I like it very much. NowI just won't say to you right
now. You know, I maybe a big star, maybe too big,
but ain't nobody that so big youcan't reach out a helping hand,
helping hand, old hand me ahelping of those my stats over there?
What's you please? It's like youbeg you very much, not like I
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was a friend. Ain't nobody sobig you can't stoop to help a friend
of need over the hot of thisseason? Speaking of season, you want
to pass me that salt sugar whenyou get the chance, like you Yeah,
just just don't screw the color that'sright. So this is Christmas.
Why don't y'all take a tip fromold as not. I'll leave those state
tips right where they are. Youknow what I mean, I appreciate it.
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Thank you. I want you toremember we're all part of God's great,
big family. And you know Godmade man into his own image,
and look in the mirror, I'dhave to say, God must be a
big, big sin of a gun. You know what I mean? I
think you did, but especially oncey'all remember this one last thing and you're
all at homeless Christmas stringing that popcornup on the tree, slave up baked
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bowl for a can extra butter.Know what I mean? I like you
here, like you like it verymuch. Well, it was ten o'clock
one Christmas Eve. I was wipingegg nog off my sleeve and trying hard
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to fight the Christmas blue. Iwent to bed and turned out the light,
and I woke up sometime around midnightthought I heard somebody humming lou s
wave shoes. I got up andI scratched my head. I knew that
voice, but who I said?Opened up my window and looked outside if
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I saw mine reindeer parked out backhooked up to a long pink Cadillac,
and they looked like they'd just finishedone heck of a ride. Well,
the hair stood up on the backof my neck, and I went down
the hall for one quick check.I had to go out there and find
out for myself. Well, hewas big, that much was true,
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but he looked like somebody else Iknew, and not that jolly rosie cheek
over there. He's the King Christmas, alive and well and riding in his
sleg. I just can't help believein those tabloids. Ain't deceiving. The
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King of Christmas passed me on hisway, beneath his cap, with jet
black hair and sideburns hanging down there, and he wore a wide silver belt
around his waist, and then witha swivel of his hip, he softly
curled his upper lip with a lookthat said loved me tender on his face
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with a karate kip. He turnedaround. I saw him writing something down.
Took that note and he stuck itin my sow. And then he
put a record under my tree,and just before he turned to leave,
he broke into a rousing chorus jailhouseRock. He's the King in the Christmas,
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lining well and riding in his leg. I just can't help believe in
all those tabloids. At the seaving, the King of Christmas passed me.
On his way. He pulled uphis collar, and he tossed his hair
and disappeared in two thin airs.I saw the seguins glittering on his coat.
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The forty five that he sat downwas Santa Claus is back in town,
and I played it while I readthe words he wrote. I'll outlive
rock and roll, it said,and postage stamps which say I'm dead,
and at the bottom he signed hisfamous name. Well. Some say the
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king was put to rest, Butme and Santa we know best. And
I'll bet somewhere there's elves that saythe sand he's the King in the Christmas,
alive and well and right in inhis leg. I just can't help
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believe in those tabloids. Ain't deceivingit, ain't Christmas pass beyond his Santa
won't to bring me in, Sandy. Let's say it together. We'll find
you a whole. Dallas fors Classicare lone star ninety two five round and
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rounded gold. Where it stops,nobody knows all right. Coming up,
we're gonna give you a chance towin some Leonards Ginnerd tickets. It'll be
Christmas movie trivia. Oh but youknow, speaking of Christmas, it's time
for a did you Know? ChristmasEdition? Okay, here's the fact you
probably didn't know about Christmas. Firstoff, let's talk about Christmas movies all
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right. The Grinch is the highestgrossing Christmas film of all time. That
does not surprise me. It madea five hundred and thirteen million worldwide.
The runner up home alone Christmas classicfrom nineteen ninety The movie It's a Wonderful
Life was a box office flop whenit came out in nineteen forty. It
wasn't until nineteen seventy four, whenit's copyright expired and television networks could erit
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for free that it became popular.Tom Hanks played six different roles in the
movie The Polar Express. In additionto voicing the conductor, he also played
hero, boy father, Hobo,Scrooge, and Santa Claus. Good Erry
versatile that time. No, whenshe was eight years old, little Natalie
Wood, who was on Miracle onthirty four Street the original, she believed
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in Santa Claus at the time.Oh and you know what, that was
the perfect Santa Claus to work alongsideexactly. Oh see, let's move on.
In the mid seventeenth century, thePuritan led English Parliament banned Christmas celebrations
because they thought you should fast onthat day and not celebrate on Christmas.
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Furthermore, the first state in theUS to declare Christmas illegal holiday was Alabama
in eighteen thirty six. The lastwas Oklahoma in eighteen ninety. They all
took y'all so long I scrooges inOklahoma. Christmas candy canes date back to
sixteen seventy. According to history dotcom, the choir masker master at the
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Cologne Cathedral in Germany gave candy canesto these young kids to keep them quiet
during the Christmas Eve service because theyand they're shaped like a shepherd's hook.
Yeah, so they can hook thelittle kid. No longer what they tasted
like way back of this, it'spretty different. The Elf on the Shelf
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was inspired by the creators their owntoy elf that they named Fisbee. So
Elf on the Shelf's actual name isFisbee. He was what they had when
they grew up in the seventies.They told the Huffington Post that Fisbee would
report to Santa Claus at night andbe back in a different position in the
house the next day. That's whythe kids he oh, I guess he
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is machine clause? Why do wekiss under the missiletoe? Why? This
popular tradition has its roots in Norsemythology. Frig was the goddess of love
in North Missoles. Oh, ohthat she was. She promised to kiss
anyone who passed under a missletoe afterit saved her son's life. Now how
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mistletoe saved his life is a mysteryto this day. Missiletoe, it's pretty
much with berries on it. JingleBells was the first song ever played in
outer space. On December sixteenth,nineteen sixty five, the classic Christmas song
was broadcast during NASA's Gemini six Aspace flight. Does that mean it's still
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floating around out there yet? Itis for the aliens to pick up every
Christmas Eve. The North American AerospaceDefense Command you know him as Norrad.
They adjust their satellites to track Santaon his journey around the world. Or
at least that's what they tell thekid. Yeah, the way this started
was in the nineteen fifties. Ayoung child accidentally called a nor D command
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center looking for Santa Claus to tellhim what he wanted for Christmas, and
the tradition was born. That's coolthat he played along. Yeah, nord
said, let's do this for thekids. What do you say, and
we'll have it. A little imageof Santa and Reindeer going across the TV
screen and the little kids on theway. And that, my friends,
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is a few Christmas facts that youdo for your friends. They probably won't
appreciate it anyway, all right,Skinner Tigers next on the ball and them
showing then they cooked something in yoursoul kitchen. Baby, did you know
Jim Morrison of The Doors would havebeen eighty years old today. It's hard
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to imagine eighty years old. Well, he didn't quite make it there,
didn't know it's going to be youngto us, kind of like Kurt Cobain.
I'm still soaking in the fact thatMick Jagger is eighty. I know
I know many dances better than Ido it. Eight he get it,
and he's in better shape than allof us. All right, coming up
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another installment of Hey, I knowwhat's but right now, let's give away
our last pair of Lenyard skinnered ticketsand we're going to play Christmas movie trivia.
Now, I'm kind of throwing youa curve ball, okay, because
I'm only going to play a scenefrom the first half of the movie.
All right, all right? Twoone four or eight one seven seven eight
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seven five? You tell me thename of this Christmas movie and I will
give you the tickets to go seeLeonard Skinner. You ready, yeah,
okay, pay attention. Name thisChristmas movie? And yes it is a
Christmas movie. Looks like Martha Stewartthrew up in here. This is delicious,
honey, a little dry? Well, mine's delicious. Mine's dry.
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Do you want to trade how we'regonna survive Christmas with twelve people stuck in
a house with no heat and noelectricity or food. There's plenty of leftovers,
Howard Beard is okay? Does thatring a bell at all? Let
me see I'm stumped, bo Yes, you get it again? Throwing a
kurveball, right, yeah, kindof kind of Let me play it one
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more time. Yes, Anna gotit, Anna Bell got it. I'm
gonna give you a DG for thatone. Just let me play it one
more time. Looks like Martha Stewartthrew up in here. This is so
delicious, honey, a little dry? Well, mine's delicious. Mine's dry.
Do you want to trade how we'regonna survive Christmas with twelve people stuck
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in a house with no heat andno electricity or food. There's plenty of
leftovers, Howard? Here it is? Okay? Two one four or eight
one seven? Did you see heranswer? Yeah? Okay, I haven't
ever seen that one. Really?Stop, you know it's a yes?
Okay, yeah, thanks to anex co worker of ours. And we'll
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talk about it later. Okay,let me go on the phone toa air
on them. Joe, can youtell me what Christmas movie that is?
Why don't you turn your radio down? Please? Okay? What is it?
Yes? I can hear you.Okay, I could barely hear her.
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She's way up there bowing them.Show tell me what Christmas movie that
is? The Evil Evil Santa.Isn't that like from German? Yes,
it's from German mythology. Crampis wasthe guy that was half goat and half
monster or something like yeah, andhe would come visit the bad children at
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Christmas and take them away to hiscave. All watch it this season.
You gotta watch Man a Christmas horrormovie. We don't have enough of those
in the world, know we don't. We need more. Let's see that
that started Adam Scott, Tony Collette, David Kettner and a bunch of other
people. All right, who isthis? By the way, we'll stay
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you about a fort worse, stayeven fort worth. All right, you
got our last pair of Skinner tickets. You hold on and we will hook
you up. Okay, thank you, way to go man. By the
way, speaking of concerts, wehave a little announcement we're gonna make next
hour, and we may throw sometickets out to this little event, but
that's all we're gonna say. Fromright now. You've got to be listening
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in about thirty minutes, and we'lltell you if you're headed out of town
for the holidays, you can takelone Star ninety two five wherever you go.
And it's all thanks to the iHeartRadioapp. Plus, you can binge
podcasts. You can check out thousandsof playlists, and on Christmas, even
Christmas Day, you and your familycan listen to Christmas music all day long.
If you want. You can alsoenter exclusive contest. It's all inside
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your iHeartRadio app. Grab it todayif you haven't already at lone Star ninety
two five dot com Dallas Horrors ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five and proof
that you can actually have bagpipe ina rock and roll song. Man,
it takes balls, doesn't it?Yes? It does it? Does You
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know? I've said this before,but I will say it again because there's
a lot going on around df Wthis weekend. Let's find out. It's
another episode of Hey What What Hacknic? I'm so glad you asked. Okay,
if you are ready to get intothe holiday spirit, then you are
in luck because there is so muchgoing on here in North Texas. Tonight
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Dickie's Arena in Fort Worth the TransSiberian Orchestra in concert. Yes, a
holiday tradition for so many here inNorth Texas. It's the first time playing
in Fort Worth at Dickie's Arena.In fact, there's two shows. There's
one this afternoon and there's one tonightyet at Texas Trust See Youth Theater in
Grand Prairie. Tonight you can seeMannheim Steamroller Christmas. Tomorrow, it's Wheel
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of Fortune live there, and thenSunday at Texas Trustee Youth Theater, you
can see Michael Martin Murphy's Cowboy ChristmasShow. Meanwhile, Tomorrow night at the
Longhorn Ballroom, it's the Old ninetyseven's Holiday Hoopla. That's gonna be a
great show. Yes Sunday night atthe Pavilion and Toyota Music Factory, It's
Queens of the Stone Age. Theend is Nero. And if you like
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classical music, the Dallas Symphony Orchestrais offering up their annual Christmas Pops concerts
tonight through Sunday at the Morton MyersonSymphony Center. Sports Tomorrow, the Dallas
Stars face off with the Golden Knightsat the American Airline Center. Puck will
drop tomorrow at three Sunday night atJerry World, Cowboys face the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Kickoff is at seven point twenty,but head to Lot fourteen. Starting
at eleven am Sunday morning, youcan take part in the fourth annual Cowboys
Versus Eagles tailgate party the Dallas Cowboysseventh Annual Cowboys Christmas Extravaganza at the Star
in Frisco continues this weekend. It'sgonna wrap up next weekend. It's Friday
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and Saturday night. Starting at six, you can see the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
dance to holiday tunes, the lightingof the big huge Christmas tree. Hee
buy a Cowboys football legend. Tonightit's Morris Claiborne. Tomorrow night, it's
DeMarcus. Where Who's hanging out withDeuce? This morning? Clear at the
Western Galleria, I said. TheGaylord, Texan and Grapevine continues the theme
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this year, how the Grinch StoleChristmas? And speaking of the Grinch,
the Grinch Food Drive is taking placein Frisco tomorrow and Whoville they call it
from nine am to one pm,benefiting the North Texas Food Bank. The
Grinch will be on hand for photosat sixty eight oh one gay Lord Parkway.
Plus kids can check out the twentyseven foot tall Snowman Bounce House fort
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Worth. The Gift of Lights backat Texas Motor Speedway. You talked about
this earlier this week bo a twomile long led lights show that you can
check out as you drive through theiconic raceway. LightScape twenty twenty three continues
at the Fort Worth Botannic Garden inDallas. You don't want to miss holiday
at the Arboretum or Dallas Zoo Lights. And if it's just not the Holidays
without the Nutcracker Ballet, where youhead to Bass Performance Haul in Work tonight
(40:00):
through December twenty fourth, or Sundayyou could go to the Music Hall at
Fair Park in Dallas for the NutcrackerChristmas Ballace. I don't know why do
I cringe when she says nut crack. It's the way I say it,
nut Cracker. I'm very delicate comedy. This weekend, South Texas's own Christella
Alonzo is at the Addison Improv tonightand tomorrow coming up at eight twenty Here
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on lone Star, listen up.News about something that didn't happen this year
but will be happening next year.I've got a big announcement. Might want
to stick around for that one.And that is just some of what is
going on this weekend. That's youAre the Boom Warning Dallas Forest Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two five. Andthere was the reason that I played that
song. And you know this,this year we were really kind of bitching
because we didn't have a Bow andThem Bash, but now we do,
and Dix is coming back because theylove playing at our bash. They love
coming here to play the bash becausewe always take care of them. How
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many times have they played at abow and Gym bass it's probably just three
and four man, so this wouldbe the fifth time. And also opening
foreigner who's still on their still ontheir farewell tour. They wanted to come
here. Kelly Henson said he wantedto come here one more time. And
someone else is on the bill,John Waite. That's right, John Waite
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is also on the Bow and ThemBash. I'm sure he will play some
stuff from the Babies, don't youknow? Yeah, way back. This
is a great lineup and a greatshow and the best thing it's on a
Friday night, June twenty first.Tickets will go on sale for this Bow
and Them Bash at ten this morning. But right now, let's give away
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some tickets. Yes to it?You want to win the first pair of
Boe and Them Bash tickets? Bethe what what do you think? Ninth
caller, ninth caller two and fouror eight one seven seventy seven one five.
You will get the first pair ofboeing them bash tickets, and I
like it. Every time sticks comeshere. We always take good care of
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them. That's why they want tocome back. It's a party, yes,
yes it is. It's gonna bea great show. Okay, So
Harley Waite nine caller two one fourone, seven seventies even one ninety two
five. And while we're waiting,how about some perverted Christmas cheer? Oh
yes, oh okay. Heard thereis no Christmass in the silly Middle East.
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No trees, no snow, noSanta Claus. They have different religious
leagues. They believe in Muhammad andnot in our holiday. And so every
December I go to the Middle Eastand hey, there, mister mclams married
and Christmas. Put down that book, the Carahn, and here's some holiday
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wishes in case you haven't Hodus Jesus, says Barty. So get off here,
heathen buffalo Mass and you can't sellup right. There is no holiday
season in India. I've heard theydon't hang up their stockings, and that
is just absurd. They never reada Christmas story. They don't know what
Rudolph is about. And that iswhy in December I'll go to India and
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shine hi there, mister Hindu West, merry facking Christmas street, Cagnoga and
eat some beecon pass it to themess In case you haven't noticed. If
Jeez says Barty, so get offyour heat and hindu As can sell them
right now. I heard that inJapan everyone just lives in sin. They
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pray to several gods and put needlesin their skin. On December and twenty
fifth, all they do is eata cake. And that is why I
go to Japan and walk around andhie hios, very Christmas. God has
got a kick your ass. Youin Fidelic Pagan's com a case you have
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it. They're fast that thanks todo so that's all. Rejoice for Jesus
married Christmas. You on Christmas Day, I travel around the world and saide
now it's Christmas Potus and all youeight p s two marry Chris tell yeah,
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there you go. You are welcome. I've been asked to play that
song and here on the last daybefore vacation, there you go, there
you go. I forgot about thatone. I leave you guys alone in
the room for five minutes, andlook what happens, Dad gummy who won
our first pair of Bash tickets.Mark Wignall is sitting in Dallas traffic and
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fiercely fighting through a Congratulations, Mark, you got the first pair of bowl
and them Bass tickets. And we'regonna have plenty mole for you because I
mean, June's ways away. Itis. Yeah, thank god, it's
just on Friday. Go on saleat ten am this morning. And you
know, if it's not on aweekday, or if it's not on a
weekend, and it's on a weekday, what do we do? We take
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the next day off. Yeah,we have to. We have to.
Now, did you ever see themovie Oppenheimer? I haven't seen it.
I've been wanting to see it.But it's three hours long and it's about
a very heavy subject, the makingof the atomic bomb. Yeah, because
it came out the same weekend thatBarbie did, so you had a little
white hearted and you had a littleserious. It was Barbie Heimer is what
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they were calling it. Yeah,Barbenheimer. Well, Japan of course never
showed it. I wonder why.Yes, Well, Oppenheimer is finally being
released in theaters in Japan. I'msurprised it's released it all. Yeah,
that's gonna be a tough sell forthem. And speaking of movies, you
remember the house in the movie AChristmas Story. Oh yeah, Well,
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Ralphie's humble home now has a newowner, just in time for the holiday
season. Josh Dickerson is now theowner in men partner of A Christmas Story
House and Museum, a three bedroomresidence where the nineteen eighty three movie A
Christmas Story was filmed. Okay Classicfollows the story of the Parker family,
featuring the main character Ralphie, nineyear old boy who wants an official Red
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Rider BB gun. I had onewhen I was a kid. Yeah,
he wanted that for Christmas. YourYeah, they' growing upstair saying you'll shoot
your eye out. Well. Thehouse from the movie, located in Cleveland,
Ohio, still stands as a touristattraction and even became a bed and
breakfast and a museum after its salein two thousand and four. Yeah,
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it's great that people can go checkit out in person like that. I
want to saw the Brady Bunch Housein La one time. They didn't let
us in, but that one recentlysold too. Yes. Digginson has been
with A Christmas Story House and Museumfor sixteen years now he owns it.
Fans can visit the house and seeoriginal costumes, prop even the leg lamp.
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Yeah, you gotta see the leglamp. You gotta have the leg
lamp in the front windows. Andthe bunny suit. The bunny suit by
absolutely and I don't know, maybeone of the dogs that ate up the
Christmas j dolls. Speaking of movies, Bro chevy Chase is famous for his
pratfalls on SNL. But the eightyyear old comedian took a very real and
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scary fall during a National Lampoon's ChristmasVacation Q and A in Buffalo, New
York. Recently. Happened this pastWednesday. Chevy uh tripped and fell off
the stage. He was helped upand then tipped his hat to fans.
Now. Chevy Chase then finished theQ and A, but he entered the
event in a wheelchair and was alsoseen using one while supporting his pal Sylvester
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Stallone at the opening of Stallone's RockyMemorabilia shop in Philadelphia. Still, chevy
Chase's rep insists that he is intip top shape after all those pratfalls.
I had heard that he had seriousskeletal issue because He did it every Saturday
on Saturday Night Live, even thoughhe was only there for one season.
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Do we know how old Chevy Chaseis now eighty? It's a eighty Okay,
okay, eighty all right, goingonce, going twice this Monday.
For all you gentlemen who've been playingtoo much call of duty, This Monday
is December eleventh. And that maynot mean much to you right off the
bat, but it should mean everythingfor one Florida resident. There's somebody in
Florida who has yet to redeem alottery ticket worth forty four million dollars.
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Oh, and they have till Monday. They have until Monday, all right.
The drawing happened on June fourteenth ofthis summer. It still hasn't been
redeemed. The holder of the tickethas until Monday to claim their prize at
the lottery office in good old Tallahassee, or they'll just have to try and
win another forty four Does that meanit goes back into the pot and we
just draw all over again for awinner. I guess the money goes back
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into the pot, and if theydon't have another drawing, it just stays
in the jackpot. It goes tothe politicians. Now, can you imagine
one day after Monday somebody said,man, you screwed up. You just
missed out on forty four million dollars. No, I didn't. What are
you talking about? Probably threw awaythe lottery ticket or Jeff Bezos, who
now is going to be living inFlorida one and he could care less.
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Ye, well, I'm gonna callthe lottery off. Hello lottery. I
what Live and learn? My friendslive and learn? All right? Ron
White tickets coming up. Take apicture it last longer. Dallas hors Classic
Wrong Lone Star ninety two to five. Phil Collin of Deaf Leopard sixty six
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years old today, Happy birthday,looking good to Have you seen a picture
of that guy lately? Oh yeah, oh yeah, lifting weights like a
sun baby. They're getting ready tocome back to town. Yeah, they're
gonna be back here. Let's see, I believe on August twelfth, which
is a Monday, globelike field.Yeah, with the Deaf Leopard Journey and
the Steve Miller band. Yeah.Now, I don't know, Well it's
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a Monday, but I don't knowif we'd make it. But we might
have to just bite the bullet andgood pulling all nighter bow no, No,
I'm too old a pulling all nightof your young whipper snipper? Okay?
Who won our tickets to goes awrong? Christine Powers, she's up
in Aubrey, Texas, and shesaid she could use a laugh. We
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all could use a laugh. Youdon't get it, especially when this show
sucks on his case. Here's anodd story of coincidence. In December of
twenty twenty, Jerry Morocco purchased atwo thousand and eight BMW. It was
a dream come true because he alwayswanted one of BMW his whole life.
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Well, his son Matthew thought itwould be fun to purchase a matching beamer.
It was a two thousand and eightE ninety two M three. I'm
not sure what that means, butthat's the kind of beamer it was.
Jerry got a black one, Matthewgot a white one. But here's the
thing. While messing around with thepaperwork, they noticed the two cars had
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ve Hecko identification numbers exactly one digitapart, which means the two cars rolled
off the assembly line run right afterthe other. Way back in two thousand
and eight, Wow, right onthe assembly line together. It was meant
to be father and son getting thosetwo cars. What does it all mean,
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man, I don't know. Theremust be something behind. They should
go buy a lottery ticket. Yes. Third, and of course, if
you didn't hear the announcement earlier thismorning, there is going to be a
Bow and them bash. Finally,Yes, Stixon Foreigner because these guys just
love coming here playing for the bash. Always say sure, come on back.
And John Wade on the bill.Yeah, the Great John Way to
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the Baby's Fame and more. Yeah. That'll be Friday, June twenty first,
at Dose Equi's Pavilion. Tickets goon sale in about an hour and
ten minutes from right now, andI'm sure we'll have several to give away
before the show comes around. Don'tyou all come out and party down with
us? All right? You gotplenty of time to plan. And thanks
for hanging out with us, becausewe're going on vacation after this and I
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know, all right, all y'alldo is go on vacation. No,
because we accrue this vacation time andtake as much as we can at the
end of the year because it's eitheruse it or losing. And we've only
had a week off in all oftwenty twenty three. That was that week
in September. Yes, this isour vacation time. This is it because
I mean, if we could holdit over into the next year, well
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maybe we would, you know,take more than three weeks off or less
than three weeks off. Yeah,some places let you roll those days forward,
don't they. They don't hear.So we're not gonna lose it.
So we're gonna use it. We'rejust telling you. But we'll be back
on the second January second, whichis mine and Deborah's anniversary. Oh,
happy anniversary. How many years?Thirty one years? Oh you bye,
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Ficey. I'm surprised you hadn't smotheredme in my sleep with a pillow.
The day is young, Yeah,day is young. I gotta get through
the weekend right now. The Collectionof Dusty Hill of z Eezy Top auction
is now underway through tomorrow at Julian'sAuctions at nine to fifteen Slocan Street in
Dallas. Grab a piece of rockhistory by bidding on over one thousand pieces
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of memorabilia from the late Dusty Hillscollection, Guitars, stage, costumes,
awards, and more. We justhad a rascal call in both What did
he say? One of those guitarswas going for three hundred thousand dollars.
Wow, one of Dusty Hills threehundred grand. He ended up getting some
of Dusty Hill's sunglass He got apair of Dusty Hill sunglasses that he wore
(53:42):
in one of the videos. Ninehundred dollars. Yeah, but they belonged
to Dusty Hill. They had thatDusty Hill magic that makes it cool.
Yeah. Find out more at Julianslivedot com.
We take you now to a pressconference at the North Pole. Hey,
can you lower that Mike's stand alittle? Thanks. My name is jingle
Balls and I'm the president of theELF Union Local one forty eight. It
is with regret that I announced todaythat the Elves are on strike, effective
immediately. Santa and the corporate fatcats are not giving us our hard earned
toy residuals. While Santa is ridingaround in his luxury sleigh, we're sleeping
(00:24):
in bunk beds in tiny cottages.That's why we have no choice but to
shut down Christmas. See what youcan do without us, fat man.
We ask the public and the otherguilds of holiday workers not to cross the
ELF picket lines. What we're askingfor is simple, a better dental plan,
step stools in the restrooms, anda North Pole Hooters location with really
hot ELF waitresses. Yeah, allright, thank you, and Merry Christmas.
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This has been a press conference atthe North Pole. It's Christmas time,
a time for getting together with friends. You've lost touch with family you
don't see any other time of theyear, time to catch up and realize
how unbelievably stupid they are, selfcentered, stuck up greedy, bigoted,
ugly, arrogance. Oh and worstof all, Judge Mantle. No wonder.
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We can only stand to do thisonce a year. Happy holidays.
In these tough economic times. Youlooking for a job this holiday season,
why not join me in a fewof my associates at Bob's Christmas Light Service.
We'll teach you everything you need toknow about putting up Christmas lights,
like how to install them, especiallyaround the windows which you can look in
(01:34):
and see everything that might be ofvalue, Know what I'm saying. And
then how to chat up the homeowneroff friendly light and learn when they might
be out shopping or visiting family outof town. Know what I'm saying,
So contact me Bob a Bob's ChristmasLight Service. This is a field with
a lot of opportunity for a motivatedperson, and in this recession, oh
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who isn't motivated? You know whatI'm saying? Very good? My dad
uninvited me for Christmas. Christmas,Merry Christmas. We love you, Tony
Tim. I would be coming himthis Christmas. It's a Christmas miracle.
This is going to be the bestChristmas ever. The Song of Santa Claus,
I love rein deer Jay. Yeah, it's a Christmas miracle, all
(02:28):
right, stay it with me.It'day shows where Santa lands and I won't
have to hurt your That is ridiculousand totally against the spirit of Christmas.
Udly traveled with Sanda to throw beadbecause of meeting, and he gave to
going to It's a Christmas miracle,the traditional milking of the raindeers. Now
we're all smiling and enjoying the holiday. It wouldn't be Christmas without the pool,
(02:58):
all rights, aren't you filled withthe holiday spears? I am?
I am, well you should beabsolutely Yes, it's Christmas time and this
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is our last show before we finallyget to take a little time off here,
last show of the year. Weneed the time to start our Christmas
shopping. Yeah. Yeah, Meand Ale and all guys will shop on
December twenty third. Yeah at seveneleven. Yeah, it's turkey for you,
beat jerky for you, and beatjerky for you, Christmas shopping,
(03:43):
BUCkies all the way. You got, get it all done. Yeah,
get some beaver nuggets for Yeah,they were NuGet bull. Yes, it
is Friday and we're getting ready todo our Christmas goodies here for you today
because it's our Christmas blowout. Anddon't worry, while we're gone, we're
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going to have many, many Christmasditties for you and some goodies from the
previous year. This year that wehad was pretty good. It was easy
and filled with lots of good stuff. Is it great? As a matter
of fact, we're not going tobe able to fit it all in before
the end of the year. Thatmeans when we get back we'll be delving
(04:24):
into some of the stuff that wedidn't get to. That's awesome. Don't
forget. At seven point fifty bois gonna give away some Leonard skinnered tickets.
Well in an evil way. I'msure. It's not like I have
the tickets in my pocket and they'remy tickets. I'm just the one that's
gonna come up with a goofy asscontract and you always do. Yeah,
(04:45):
it's should be pretty easy today.Oh are you gonna go easy on us?
I'm gonna go easy on me.Yeah. He said something yesterday about
this being the bow coasting day.Is that right? We're gonna coast a
little bit towards the break? Isthat right? Well, we will coast.
We'll just kick back and put itdown a gear. All right.
All right, that sounds real good. Well, let's see what we're celebrating
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today, National Christmas Tree Day.Well, of course, if you haven't
done it yet, today's day you'resupposed to put up your Christmas tree.
If you've listened to the freaking PoolFile lately, then you know you better
check to see if there's a possumor an owl or some kind of animal
hiding in the branches. I sawwhere Matt Paulicano put up his Christmas tree
(05:27):
or had someone come and help himout. Looking good, Matt hanging there.
Brother Anna, you have how manyChristmas trees up at home? Three?
I have one up. I stillneed to put two up. That's
happening this weekend. Okay, Soall together there's three, including an Anna
tree in the guest room at herhouse. Yes, that's the one that's
awesome. Okay. The one thatI'm going to put up tomorrow is the
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Dallas Cowboys Christmas. Today is alsoNational Sales Person Day, because these people
are working their ass off during theholiday season, so don't be rude to
them. All right. National BrownieDay. We're talking about the dessert so
don't try and call in that jokeabout how a boy scout got his first
merit badge. Okay, that's anold one. Forgot that National Crossword Puzzle
(06:15):
Solver's Day. Those things piss meall, you guys any good at them?
Well? I can do maybe acrossword puzzle in a highlight magazine or
something, but if I get stuckon several words, if they don't have
the answers later on down in acouple of pages, I'll just quit.
How about those annoying people that didthe New York Times crossword puzzle in pen?
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Please National Lard Day, because youknow how good lard is, especially
if you're gonna make Tomali official.Lost and Found Day is say day set
aside for people who recall things they'velost and then possibly make the effort to
look for them. After recalling anitem and reflecting on it, may be
forever lost, but at least youtried to find it. It is also
(07:00):
pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. Oh, okay, every day I'm
Florida in Texas. How many timetravelers have we had on the freaking fool
file? At least a million?Of course, with dire warnings for the
future because they know. Yeah,and finally it's taken in the ear day.
What excuse me, I don't knowwhat you're gonna say, that's what
(07:23):
take it in the ear day.Oh and I said, this can't be
the dirty thing I think it is. It turns out if somebody yells at
you, you just sit there andignore them. I was thinking of monkeys
for some reason. Come in whetherRichard pryor bit about the monkey that you
know he got on his shoulder.What was the noise this monkey made?
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He said, it felt like awet queue tip. You guys know exactly
what I'm thinking of. God,all right, let's do the boarding stress.
Get ready for sports of all sorts. Been speaking of the freaking Full
file. We got that coming up, and of course our NFL Pro picks
with Fox Worth's Mike, So it'stime that way way Dallas fors Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two to five comingup. Our NFL Pro picks with Fox
Foros Mike Noose. Ay, we'llsee how the Cowboys are gonna fare against
this game against the Eagles because theyaren't. Jareworld. Jareworld has a special
magic power for us. Yeah,it's the and they scare me. Time
for the freaking fool file. AndI should not have to tell you you
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don't steal anything when it's shop witha Cop event going on at a Walmart
in Michigan, an unidentified sixty twoyear old woman was busted walking out of
this store with a variety of expensiveitems. She later said that she shouldn't
be busted when she was caught becauseshe was gonna give most of the items
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to the charity that the event washelping. Oh sure, yeah, very
nice, try lady. Unfortunately forher, she chose to commit her crime
allegedly during the store's annual shop witha Cop event, in which seventy five
police officers were in the store walkingaround talking to people. Problem, No
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problem, She's like to live onthe edge. If you see one cop
that's in his cop uniform and say, maybe this is not a good day
to do this, but she thought, well, they won't notice me,
will they be bold? Go forit. The event is designed to be
a way to help children in need, but sometimes it's also a way to
ab shoplifters who are a little lightin the common sense department. I mean,
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you're walking around a Walmart during anevent seventy five cops in the store
and think, why this is theperfect time to steal as many things as
I can tarry. Well, itwasn't. Thailand authorities have busted a tourist
who tried to smuggle two waters anda prairie dog through the airport in his
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pants. Ex and a prairie dogin your pants? Are you're just having
to see me? Twenty two yearold Taiwanese traveler had reportedly bought the animals
at a Bangkok market. After that, he stuffed them down his trousers made
his way to the airport in Bangkokon Tuesday, where he was on his
way to Taipei, Taiwan. However, officers stopped the man after noticing the
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huge bulge in his pants moving around. The traveler was then x ray and
that's when the critters were discovered inhis underwear, two otters and a prairie
dog. He's lucky nothing happened tohis nuggets. Subsequent strip search found the
otters and the prairie dog jabbed intothree socks and taped to his desier box.
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The animals were immediately handed over tothe wildlife conservation it's moving. Is
your trouser snake an actual snake?I'm not sure. A three year old
boy who managed to slip past hisparents and security was caught on a surveillance
camera going for a conveyor belt joyride at an airport in Chile. Look
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at Me. Footage captured the momentthe little daredevil slithered past a check encounter
at Santiago International Airport, got onthe conveyor belt that carries bags through the
plane, and went on a joyride that lasted a few minutes before he
got popped. While the video playsout, bags are seen trailing as the
boy trailing the boy. At thesame time, another camera angle shows the
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conveyor belt rigorously switching the three yearold into another lane. Switched him like
you switched train tracks. I guessthat's when airport workers appeared and noticed the
toddler on the belt. As oneairport employee hopped over the machine to press
a button that cut the ride off. The airport claimed they had no idea
how the little guy snuck past tightsecurity uh huh, vowing they would reinforce
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safety measures and protocols with airline operatorsto prevent something like this. From happening
again. In other words, they'retrying to tap dance and say we're not
that stupid. I promise you wereally are. Well fix it now you
think you live in a small townlike John Mellencamp. There is a small
eleven acre micro nation in Nevada thatonly has a population of thirty eight and
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welcomes tourists. But not all thirtyeight actually live in the nation. They're
just citizens. Just don't bring onionsor spinach, or you could find yourself
behind bars. It's yes, spinich. This the republica of Milosia, was
first established in nineteen seventy seven asthe Grand Republic of Goldstein. Apparently this
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guy Goldstein is the one that runsit, and he changed the name,
but he is a dictator. Whathe says goes. The small nation,
which of course is not recognized bythe UN, is home to less than
forty people, most of whom donot even live on the eleven acre nation.
In fact, there's only three humansand three dogs that live on the
nation's land, located in Dayton,Nevada, and visitors to the land are
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banned from bringing onions, spinach,catfish, and walruses into the cut walrus.
Who brings the walrus anywhere? Howyou gonna fit it in your car?
And who's the police force of thisunder forty population room, mister Goldstein,
the dictator. Yeah? Probably onionsaren't allowed because the ruler of Milosia
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hates onions or catfish. He hatesspinach. And if you bring those foods
or a walrus into town, youcan actually get arrested and thrown in jail.
In their defense, you guys,Milosia is a lovely eleven acre spot
in Nevada's beautiful western death cult desertdeath cult? Yeah, the death cult
desert. You heard of the deathcult desert? No, the man,
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some kids love to run around?What does that tell you? Yeah,
I'm just messing with you crazy inthat water. I'm still wondering about the
walrus. Yeah, why walrus?Which is kind an issue. I guess
he doesn't like walris' or something.I don't know. Hey, Paul McCartney
has released the under dubbed version ofBand on the Run and we have it
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up right now on the Bone Thenpage so you can check it out.
Speaking of Paul McCartney, don't misshis podcast, A Life and Lyrics Sunday
mornings at seven right here on loneStar, We're gonna have the newest episode
this Sunday morning here on lone Starninety two to five, Dallas fors Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five. I played Dark Knight Cajun Woman because
I actually think I'm gonna pick theSaints today, Are you really? And
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I never do that because they alwayslet me down when us talk from football.
Welcome to the show, the bestin the game, Fox Sports.
Mike Doucy, what's up? We'rereporting live from outside the Weston Galleria the
big breakfast for the Champion or Marchat Dimes. I'm I'm fortunate and honored
to MC that event coming up ina few minutes now with DeMarcus Ware Oh
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course, our special guests, theHall of Famer, looking forward to that.
Now, are you saying you're atthe galleria? I am. I'm
actually my car in the parking lotright outside the Western GALERYA if anybody wants
to stalk me and find me rightnow, well, yeah, I mean
you're you're within a stone's throw ofwhere we are. That's right, that's
right right across. All right,let's talk a little football. Here is
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coach Mike going to be on thesidelines for the game because he just had
a little surgery, don't you know? It was funny. Dak Press kind
of had a good line yesterday.Everybody's been asking about McCarthy. Of course,
it's kind of weird when the coachgoes under the knife on a game
week, but it's if there's sucha thing as routine surgery. It sounds
like this was it. And McCarthysays he'll be back, and Dak said,
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yeah, it gives Mike a chance. He tells us how tough he
is all the time. This willgive him a chance to prove it.
So if he doesn't make it backto the sideline, he's going to hear
about it. I guess there's somequestion as to whether he would call plays
from the sideline, or maybe ifhe'd spend one game in the boost with
the headset on and do it,do it from up there. So I
guess he's supposed to be back atthe Star, back at work today,
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and I'm sure they'll kind of gofrom there. Well, if he's taking
pain pills, I hope he's notcalling the place, you know what I
mean? When your check engine lightcomes on, you got to get it
seen about. Yeah, very true. Okay, So the Cowboys have this
great home winning streak going, isit going to continue? How close is
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this game going to be? Doyou think against the Eagles? I think
we'll have our picks in a minute. But I think it's a coin flip
game, to be honest. Ithink it sounds like a cop out.
It could go either way. Iknow it's trending in Dallas's direction right now,
but it's funny. Something's got togive. Dallas has won fourteen straight
at home, but the Eagles havewon fourteen out of their last sixteen on
the road. Oh, we've beena really good road team and with the
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exception the notable exception of the SanFrancisco game last week, has figured out
a way to win a lot ofclose games, and the Cowboys haven't had
many close games. So all sortsof different numbers to throw at you there.
I guess it's a long way say. I think it's going to be
a pretty entertaining, pretty close ballgame. Now, is this actually I think
it is the biggest game of theseason for the Cowboys. Yeah, so
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far? I mean, and Ithink it's a bigger game for Dallas than
it is Philadelphia when you look atthe remainder of the schedule. The Cowboys
schedules much tougher. Go to Buffalonext week and you got Detroit, or
you got Miami on the road afterthat, then you got Detroit at home.
So these are all playoff teams orclose to it. And the Eagles,
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after they play the Cowboys, theydo go to Seattle. That's a
tough cross country trip. But thenthey have the Giants twice in their last
three games, and the Cardinals arethe other ones. So on paper,
it looks like Dallas's schedule is alot tougher. So I think this game,
especially because it is at home,because the Cowboys have been playing so
well, if they win it,they pull even with Philly in the division,
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all that stuff, I think it'sbetter. It's a bigger game for
Dallas. Yeah, I think.Well, let's do our NFL bro picks.
Fox Sports, Mike do say youdemand, so you pick your fuck
four and then we'll pick the Cowboysgame golf. Here we go. Got
a couple of favorites. As always, I'm going with bo Saints over hapless
Carolina thank you. Give me theRavens. They're a substantial favorite against the
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Rams, and I think Baltimore's I'mnot gonna say underrated because most people realize
how good they are, but Ithink they're probably the best team in the
AFC right now. Give me theRavens to win. Underdogs, take the
Jets. Don't ask me why theTexans and the Broncos over the Chargers.
Justin Herbert and that offense has reallybeen struggling. And Sean Payton's that the
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Broncos going pretty good right now.As for Cowboys and Iggles. You know,
Dallas playing really well, four straightwins, they still haven't beaten a
really quality team, and they havea win against the team of the winning
record now that they beat Seattle,and I'll give them credit for that.
As I said, it's a copout, but this game could go either
way. It wouldn't stun me ifDallas won this game fairly convincingly. To
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be honest, as well as Dak'sbeen playing, defensive performers worried me a
little bit last week against Seattle,and I'm kind of in I'll believe it
when I see it mode, SoI'm going to Philadelphia at thirty one.
What you got, Okay, I'mpicking a couple of underdogs to start off
with. I pick Cincinnati to beatIndianapolis. And then, like Deuce,
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I'm gonna pick Denver over the Chargers, picking San Francisco over Seattle, and
I'm picking Houston Overduce's Jets this week. And then I'm I'm gonna root for
the Cowboys all the way. AndI know it's gonna be close, but
I'm hoping that the Cowboys home winstreak continues on Sunday. So I picked
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the Cowboys. I'm hoping you're right. Hey, give me the Cowboys over
Philly. Come on, Cowboys,don't let me down now. I'm gonna
be honking as I passed you onthe tollway. Let's see Tampa Bay.
I'll underdog you against the Atlanta Falcons. I can't stand that team. New
York Jets. Another underdog pick forme up against Houston along with Deuce,
I'll take who Dat over Carolina absolutely, and just to roll the dice,
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let's see if the Seahawks can beatSan Francisco. I don't think you're gonna
win that one, but nice try. That one's for my for my nephew
who's in Seattle. Well, sinceI played dark eyed Cajun woman, yes
who that I'm picking the Saints overCarolina because they're at home. Give me
San Francisco over Seattle, Baltimore beatingthe Rams. My underdog is Cincinnati over
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Indianapolis. And yeah, I'm gonnatake the Cowboys. I'm gonna stay on
the bandwag. So Deuce, whatyou got happening here? For Toys for
Tots on the way? All sortsof stuff going on. It's a great
time of the year. Fox fourare happy to partner with the Marine Corps
Reserves for Toys for Tots. Checkout Foxfournews dot com or Toys for Tots
dot org for all of our locations. I'll be up in Plano on Good
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Day Monday morning talking about the Cowboygame and uh collecting some toys for Toys
for Tots as well, right andearly. So big weekend and we'll talk
to you guys again soon. Havea great holiday. Merry Christmas to you,
Deuce man. Holiday Christmas, doyou guys all right? Dallas host
Classic roc Loan Star ninety two tofive The Stones who are going to tour
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next year, we got a specialpromotion happened too, right, Yeah,
we do. Maybe hang went toStone their entourage. Yeah, and when
they come, if they come tothe Cotton Bowl, I'm leaving the day
before. I'm not gonna get stuckin traffic for three damn hours. I
think you should just spend the nightthere in one of the suites. Can
I sleep on a fifty yard line? I will, all right. I
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got some emails yesterday about how wellAnnabelle did with her l Well, yes
she did, because our whose songis it anyway? Was done to Blue
Christmas Boba King, and we allhad to sing it like Elvis. Yes,
that's that's the requirement. Look King, look King, Now something else?
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And I did. That was reallycool. She's started off kind of
Elvis style, and about one linein she shifted gears to an Arkansas great
aunt kind Yeah, listen for this, listen for this. So I thought,
since that was the case, Ithink it's time for a Christmas message
from the King. I like you, like you very much as there is
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the King. I know I haven'tbeen around much for a while, but
I want y'all to know what uphere in the rock and roll heaven.
I'll be thinking of you. That'sChristmas, and I'd like to give y'all
a special Christmas message, a messageof peace, like how about a little
piece of that tie going by?Thank you mine? I lockhole slam.
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Christmas is a time whole time ofjoy, the time for loving, and
I share with love of thanks linesof that feature you got there, Okay,
we're watching no word. Yeah Christmas. Now, Christmas to me means
family, and family means friends,and friends means getting together, and getting
together means eating. I'll pass methat drum to take. What's you please?
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I like it very much. NowI just won't say to you right
now. You know, I maybe a big star, maybe too big,
but ain't nobody that so big youcan't reach out a helping hand,
helping hand, old hand me ahelping of those my stats over there?
What's you please? It's like youbeg you very much, not like I
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was a friend. Ain't nobody sobig you can't stoop to help a friend
of need over the hot of thisseason? Speaking of season, you want
to pass me that salt sugar whenyou get the chance, like you Yeah,
just just don't screw the color that'sright. So this is Christmas.
Why don't y'all take a tip fromold as not. I'll leave those state
tips right where they are. Youknow what I mean, I appreciate it.
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Thank you. I want you toremember we're all part of God's great,
big family. And you know Godmade man into his own image,
and look in the mirror, I'dhave to say, God must be a
big, big sin of a gun. You know what I mean? I
think you did, but especially oncey'all remember this one last thing and you're
all at homeless Christmas stringing that popcornup on the tree, slave up baked
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bowl for a can extra butter.Know what I mean? I like you
here, like you like it verymuch. Well, it was ten o'clock
one Christmas Eve. I was wipingegg nog off my sleeve and trying hard
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to fight the Christmas blue. Iwent to bed and turned out the light,
and I woke up sometime around midnightthought I heard somebody humming lou s
wave shoes. I got up andI scratched my head. I knew that
voice, but who I said?Opened up my window and looked outside if
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I saw mine reindeer parked out backhooked up to a long pink Cadillac,
and they looked like they'd just finishedone heck of a ride. Well,
the hair stood up on the backof my neck, and I went down
the hall for one quick check.I had to go out there and find
out for myself. Well, hewas big, that much was true,
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but he looked like somebody else Iknew, and not that jolly rosie cheek
over there. He's the King Christmas, alive and well and riding in his
sleg. I just can't help believein those tabloids. Ain't deceiving. The
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King of Christmas passed me on hisway, beneath his cap, with jet
black hair and sideburns hanging down there, and he wore a wide silver belt
around his waist, and then witha swivel of his hip, he softly
curled his upper lip with a lookthat said loved me tender on his face
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with a karate kip. He turnedaround. I saw him writing something down.
Took that note and he stuck itin my sow. And then he
put a record under my tree,and just before he turned to leave,
he broke into a rousing chorus jailhouseRock. He's the King in the Christmas,
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lining well and riding in his leg. I just can't help believe in
all those tabloids. At the seaving, the King of Christmas passed me.
On his way. He pulled uphis collar, and he tossed his hair
and disappeared in two thin airs.I saw the seguins glittering on his coat.
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The forty five that he sat downwas Santa Claus is back in town,
and I played it while I readthe words he wrote. I'll outlive
rock and roll, it said,and postage stamps which say I'm dead,
and at the bottom he signed hisfamous name. Well. Some say the
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king was put to rest, Butme and Santa we know best. And
I'll bet somewhere there's elves that saythe sand he's the King in the Christmas,
alive and well and right in inhis leg. I just can't help
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believe in those tabloids. Ain't deceivingit, ain't Christmas pass beyond his Santa
won't to bring me in, Sandy. Let's say it together. We'll find
you a whole. Dallas fors Classicare lone star ninety two five round and
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rounded gold. Where it stops,nobody knows all right. Coming up,
we're gonna give you a chance towin some Leonards Ginnerd tickets. It'll be
Christmas movie trivia. Oh but youknow, speaking of Christmas, it's time
for a did you Know? ChristmasEdition? Okay, here's the fact you
probably didn't know about Christmas. Firstoff, let's talk about Christmas movies all
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right. The Grinch is the highestgrossing Christmas film of all time. That
does not surprise me. It madea five hundred and thirteen million worldwide.
The runner up home alone Christmas classicfrom nineteen ninety The movie It's a Wonderful
Life was a box office flop whenit came out in nineteen forty. It
wasn't until nineteen seventy four, whenit's copyright expired and television networks could erit
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for free that it became popular.Tom Hanks played six different roles in the
movie The Polar Express. In additionto voicing the conductor, he also played
hero, boy father, Hobo,Scrooge, and Santa Claus. Good Erry
versatile that time. No, whenshe was eight years old, little Natalie
Wood, who was on Miracle onthirty four Street the original, she believed
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in Santa Claus at the time.Oh and you know what, that was
the perfect Santa Claus to work alongsideexactly. Oh see, let's move on.
In the mid seventeenth century, thePuritan led English Parliament banned Christmas celebrations
because they thought you should fast onthat day and not celebrate on Christmas.
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Furthermore, the first state in theUS to declare Christmas illegal holiday was Alabama
in eighteen thirty six. The lastwas Oklahoma in eighteen ninety. They all
took y'all so long I scrooges inOklahoma. Christmas candy canes date back to
sixteen seventy. According to history dotcom, the choir masker master at the
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Cologne Cathedral in Germany gave candy canesto these young kids to keep them quiet
during the Christmas Eve service because theyand they're shaped like a shepherd's hook.
Yeah, so they can hook thelittle kid. No longer what they tasted
like way back of this, it'spretty different. The Elf on the Shelf
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was inspired by the creators their owntoy elf that they named Fisbee. So
Elf on the Shelf's actual name isFisbee. He was what they had when
they grew up in the seventies.They told the Huffington Post that Fisbee would
report to Santa Claus at night andbe back in a different position in the
house the next day. That's whythe kids he oh, I guess he
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is machine clause? Why do wekiss under the missiletoe? Why? This
popular tradition has its roots in Norsemythology. Frig was the goddess of love
in North Missoles. Oh, ohthat she was. She promised to kiss
anyone who passed under a missletoe afterit saved her son's life. Now how
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mistletoe saved his life is a mysteryto this day. Missiletoe, it's pretty
much with berries on it. JingleBells was the first song ever played in
outer space. On December sixteenth,nineteen sixty five, the classic Christmas song
was broadcast during NASA's Gemini six Aspace flight. Does that mean it's still
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floating around out there yet? Itis for the aliens to pick up every
Christmas Eve. The North American AerospaceDefense Command you know him as Norrad.
They adjust their satellites to track Santaon his journey around the world. Or
at least that's what they tell thekid. Yeah, the way this started
was in the nineteen fifties. Ayoung child accidentally called a nor D command
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center looking for Santa Claus to tellhim what he wanted for Christmas, and
the tradition was born. That's coolthat he played along. Yeah, nord
said, let's do this for thekids. What do you say, and
we'll have it. A little imageof Santa and Reindeer going across the TV
screen and the little kids on theway. And that, my friends,
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is a few Christmas facts that youdo for your friends. They probably won't
appreciate it anyway, all right,Skinner Tigers next on the ball and them
showing then they cooked something in yoursoul kitchen. Baby, did you know
Jim Morrison of The Doors would havebeen eighty years old today. It's hard
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to imagine eighty years old. Well, he didn't quite make it there,
didn't know it's going to be youngto us, kind of like Kurt Cobain.
I'm still soaking in the fact thatMick Jagger is eighty. I know
I know many dances better than Ido it. Eight he get it,
and he's in better shape than allof us. All right, coming up
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another installment of Hey, I knowwhat's but right now, let's give away
our last pair of Lenyard skinnered ticketsand we're going to play Christmas movie trivia.
Now, I'm kind of throwing youa curve ball, okay, because
I'm only going to play a scenefrom the first half of the movie.
All right, all right? Twoone four or eight one seven seven eight
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seven five? You tell me thename of this Christmas movie and I will
give you the tickets to go seeLeonard Skinner. You ready, yeah,
okay, pay attention. Name thisChristmas movie? And yes it is a
Christmas movie. Looks like Martha Stewartthrew up in here. This is delicious,
honey, a little dry? Well, mine's delicious. Mine's dry.
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Do you want to trade how we'regonna survive Christmas with twelve people stuck in
a house with no heat and noelectricity or food. There's plenty of leftovers,
Howard Beard is okay? Does thatring a bell at all? Let
me see I'm stumped, bo Yes, you get it again? Throwing a
kurveball, right, yeah, kindof kind of Let me play it one
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more time. Yes, Anna gotit, Anna Bell got it. I'm
gonna give you a DG for thatone. Just let me play it one
more time. Looks like Martha Stewartthrew up in here. This is so
delicious, honey, a little dry? Well, mine's delicious. Mine's dry.
Do you want to trade how we'regonna survive Christmas with twelve people stuck
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in a house with no heat andno electricity or food. There's plenty of
leftovers, Howard? Here it is? Okay? Two one four or eight
one seven? Did you see heranswer? Yeah? Okay, I haven't
ever seen that one. Really?Stop, you know it's a yes?
Okay, yeah, thanks to anex co worker of ours. And we'll
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talk about it later. Okay,let me go on the phone toa air
on them. Joe, can youtell me what Christmas movie that is?
Why don't you turn your radio down? Please? Okay? What is it?
Yes? I can hear you.Okay, I could barely hear her.
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She's way up there bowing them.Show tell me what Christmas movie that
is? The Evil Evil Santa.Isn't that like from German? Yes,
it's from German mythology. Crampis wasthe guy that was half goat and half
monster or something like yeah, andhe would come visit the bad children at
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Christmas and take them away to hiscave. All watch it this season.
You gotta watch Man a Christmas horrormovie. We don't have enough of those
in the world, know we don't. We need more. Let's see that
that started Adam Scott, Tony Collette, David Kettner and a bunch of other
people. All right, who isthis? By the way, we'll stay
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you about a fort worse, stayeven fort worth. All right, you
got our last pair of Skinner tickets. You hold on and we will hook
you up. Okay, thank you, way to go man. By the
way, speaking of concerts, wehave a little announcement we're gonna make next
hour, and we may throw sometickets out to this little event, but
that's all we're gonna say. Fromright now. You've got to be listening
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in about thirty minutes, and we'lltell you if you're headed out of town
for the holidays, you can takelone Star ninety two five wherever you go.
And it's all thanks to the iHeartRadioapp. Plus, you can binge
podcasts. You can check out thousandsof playlists, and on Christmas, even
Christmas Day, you and your familycan listen to Christmas music all day long.
If you want. You can alsoenter exclusive contest. It's all inside
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your iHeartRadio app. Grab it todayif you haven't already at lone Star ninety
two five dot com Dallas Horrors ClassicRock lone Star ninety two five and proof
that you can actually have bagpipe ina rock and roll song. Man,
it takes balls, doesn't it?Yes? It does it? Does You
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know? I've said this before,but I will say it again because there's
a lot going on around df Wthis weekend. Let's find out. It's
another episode of Hey What What Hacknic? I'm so glad you asked. Okay,
if you are ready to get intothe holiday spirit, then you are
in luck because there is so muchgoing on here in North Texas. Tonight
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Dickie's Arena in Fort Worth the TransSiberian Orchestra in concert. Yes, a
holiday tradition for so many here inNorth Texas. It's the first time playing
in Fort Worth at Dickie's Arena.In fact, there's two shows. There's
one this afternoon and there's one tonightyet at Texas Trust See Youth Theater in
Grand Prairie. Tonight you can seeMannheim Steamroller Christmas. Tomorrow, it's Wheel
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of Fortune live there, and thenSunday at Texas Trustee Youth Theater, you
can see Michael Martin Murphy's Cowboy ChristmasShow. Meanwhile, Tomorrow night at the
Longhorn Ballroom, it's the Old ninetyseven's Holiday Hoopla. That's gonna be a
great show. Yes Sunday night atthe Pavilion and Toyota Music Factory, It's
Queens of the Stone Age. Theend is Nero. And if you like
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classical music, the Dallas Symphony Orchestrais offering up their annual Christmas Pops concerts
tonight through Sunday at the Morton MyersonSymphony Center. Sports Tomorrow, the Dallas
Stars face off with the Golden Knightsat the American Airline Center. Puck will
drop tomorrow at three Sunday night atJerry World, Cowboys face the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Kickoff is at seven point twenty,but head to Lot fourteen. Starting
at eleven am Sunday morning, youcan take part in the fourth annual Cowboys
Versus Eagles tailgate party the Dallas Cowboysseventh Annual Cowboys Christmas Extravaganza at the Star
in Frisco continues this weekend. It'sgonna wrap up next weekend. It's Friday
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and Saturday night. Starting at six, you can see the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
dance to holiday tunes, the lightingof the big huge Christmas tree. Hee
buy a Cowboys football legend. Tonightit's Morris Claiborne. Tomorrow night, it's
DeMarcus. Where Who's hanging out withDeuce? This morning? Clear at the
Western Galleria, I said. TheGaylord, Texan and Grapevine continues the theme
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this year, how the Grinch StoleChristmas? And speaking of the Grinch,
the Grinch Food Drive is taking placein Frisco tomorrow and Whoville they call it
from nine am to one pm,benefiting the North Texas Food Bank. The
Grinch will be on hand for photosat sixty eight oh one gay Lord Parkway.
Plus kids can check out the twentyseven foot tall Snowman Bounce House fort
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Worth. The Gift of Lights backat Texas Motor Speedway. You talked about
this earlier this week bo a twomile long led lights show that you can
check out as you drive through theiconic raceway. LightScape twenty twenty three continues
at the Fort Worth Botannic Garden inDallas. You don't want to miss holiday
at the Arboretum or Dallas Zoo Lights. And if it's just not the Holidays
without the Nutcracker Ballet, where youhead to Bass Performance Haul in Work tonight
(40:00):
through December twenty fourth, or Sundayyou could go to the Music Hall at
Fair Park in Dallas for the NutcrackerChristmas Ballace. I don't know why do
I cringe when she says nut crack. It's the way I say it,
nut Cracker. I'm very delicate comedy. This weekend, South Texas's own Christella
Alonzo is at the Addison Improv tonightand tomorrow coming up at eight twenty Here
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on lone Star, listen up.News about something that didn't happen this year
but will be happening next year.I've got a big announcement. Might want
to stick around for that one.And that is just some of what is
going on this weekend. That's youAre the Boom Warning Dallas Forest Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two five. Andthere was the reason that I played that
song. And you know this,this year we were really kind of bitching
because we didn't have a Bow andThem Bash, but now we do,
and Dix is coming back because theylove playing at our bash. They love
coming here to play the bash becausewe always take care of them. How
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many times have they played at abow and Gym bass it's probably just three
and four man, so this wouldbe the fifth time. And also opening
foreigner who's still on their still ontheir farewell tour. They wanted to come
here. Kelly Henson said he wantedto come here one more time. And
someone else is on the bill,John Waite. That's right, John Waite
(41:28):
is also on the Bow and ThemBash. I'm sure he will play some
stuff from the Babies, don't youknow? Yeah, way back. This
is a great lineup and a greatshow and the best thing it's on a
Friday night, June twenty first.Tickets will go on sale for this Bow
and Them Bash at ten this morning. But right now, let's give away
(41:49):
some tickets. Yes to it?You want to win the first pair of
Boe and Them Bash tickets? Bethe what what do you think? Ninth
caller, ninth caller two and fouror eight one seven seventy seven one five.
You will get the first pair ofboeing them bash tickets, and I
like it. Every time sticks comeshere. We always take good care of
(42:09):
them. That's why they want tocome back. It's a party, yes,
yes it is. It's gonna bea great show. Okay, So
Harley Waite nine caller two one fourone, seven seventies even one ninety two
five. And while we're waiting,how about some perverted Christmas cheer? Oh
yes, oh okay. Heard thereis no Christmass in the silly Middle East.
(42:30):
No trees, no snow, noSanta Claus. They have different religious
leagues. They believe in Muhammad andnot in our holiday. And so every
December I go to the Middle Eastand hey, there, mister mclams married
and Christmas. Put down that book, the Carahn, and here's some holiday
(42:50):
wishes in case you haven't Hodus Jesus, says Barty. So get off here,
heathen buffalo Mass and you can't sellup right. There is no holiday
season in India. I've heard theydon't hang up their stockings, and that
is just absurd. They never reada Christmas story. They don't know what
Rudolph is about. And that iswhy in December I'll go to India and
(43:15):
shine hi there, mister Hindu West, merry facking Christmas street, Cagnoga and
eat some beecon pass it to themess In case you haven't noticed. If
Jeez says Barty, so get offyour heat and hindu As can sell them
right now. I heard that inJapan everyone just lives in sin. They
(43:38):
pray to several gods and put needlesin their skin. On December and twenty
fifth, all they do is eata cake. And that is why I
go to Japan and walk around andhie hios, very Christmas. God has
got a kick your ass. Youin Fidelic Pagan's com a case you have
(44:00):
it. They're fast that thanks todo so that's all. Rejoice for Jesus
married Christmas. You on Christmas Day, I travel around the world and saide
now it's Christmas Potus and all youeight p s two marry Chris tell yeah,
(44:22):
there you go. You are welcome. I've been asked to play that
song and here on the last daybefore vacation, there you go, there
you go. I forgot about thatone. I leave you guys alone in
the room for five minutes, andlook what happens, Dad gummy who won
our first pair of Bash tickets.Mark Wignall is sitting in Dallas traffic and
(44:45):
fiercely fighting through a Congratulations, Mark, you got the first pair of bowl
and them Bass tickets. And we'regonna have plenty mole for you because I
mean, June's ways away. Itis. Yeah, thank god, it's
just on Friday. Go on saleat ten am this morning. And you
know, if it's not on aweekday, or if it's not on a
weekend, and it's on a weekday, what do we do? We take
(45:07):
the next day off. Yeah,we have to. We have to.
Now, did you ever see themovie Oppenheimer? I haven't seen it.
I've been wanting to see it.But it's three hours long and it's about
a very heavy subject, the makingof the atomic bomb. Yeah, because
it came out the same weekend thatBarbie did, so you had a little
white hearted and you had a littleserious. It was Barbie Heimer is what
(45:30):
they were calling it. Yeah,Barbenheimer. Well, Japan of course never
showed it. I wonder why.Yes, Well, Oppenheimer is finally being
released in theaters in Japan. I'msurprised it's released it all. Yeah,
that's gonna be a tough sell forthem. And speaking of movies, you
remember the house in the movie AChristmas Story. Oh yeah, Well,
(45:52):
Ralphie's humble home now has a newowner, just in time for the holiday
season. Josh Dickerson is now theowner in men partner of A Christmas Story
House and Museum, a three bedroomresidence where the nineteen eighty three movie A
Christmas Story was filmed. Okay Classicfollows the story of the Parker family,
featuring the main character Ralphie, nineyear old boy who wants an official Red
(46:15):
Rider BB gun. I had onewhen I was a kid. Yeah,
he wanted that for Christmas. YourYeah, they' growing upstair saying you'll shoot
your eye out. Well. Thehouse from the movie, located in Cleveland,
Ohio, still stands as a touristattraction and even became a bed and
breakfast and a museum after its salein two thousand and four. Yeah,
(46:36):
it's great that people can go checkit out in person like that. I
want to saw the Brady Bunch Housein La one time. They didn't let
us in, but that one recentlysold too. Yes. Digginson has been
with A Christmas Story House and Museumfor sixteen years now he owns it.
Fans can visit the house and seeoriginal costumes, prop even the leg lamp.
(46:57):
Yeah, you gotta see the leglamp. You gotta have the leg
lamp in the front windows. Andthe bunny suit. The bunny suit by
absolutely and I don't know, maybeone of the dogs that ate up the
Christmas j dolls. Speaking of movies, Bro chevy Chase is famous for his
pratfalls on SNL. But the eightyyear old comedian took a very real and
(47:20):
scary fall during a National Lampoon's ChristmasVacation Q and A in Buffalo, New
York. Recently. Happened this pastWednesday. Chevy uh tripped and fell off
the stage. He was helped upand then tipped his hat to fans.
Now. Chevy Chase then finished theQ and A, but he entered the
event in a wheelchair and was alsoseen using one while supporting his pal Sylvester
(47:43):
Stallone at the opening of Stallone's RockyMemorabilia shop in Philadelphia. Still, chevy
Chase's rep insists that he is intip top shape after all those pratfalls.
I had heard that he had seriousskeletal issue because He did it every Saturday
on Saturday Night Live, even thoughhe was only there for one season.
(48:04):
Do we know how old Chevy Chaseis now eighty? It's a eighty Okay,
okay, eighty all right, goingonce, going twice this Monday.
For all you gentlemen who've been playingtoo much call of duty, This Monday
is December eleventh. And that maynot mean much to you right off the
bat, but it should mean everythingfor one Florida resident. There's somebody in
Florida who has yet to redeem alottery ticket worth forty four million dollars.
(48:28):
Oh, and they have till Monday. They have until Monday, all right.
The drawing happened on June fourteenth ofthis summer. It still hasn't been
redeemed. The holder of the tickethas until Monday to claim their prize at
the lottery office in good old Tallahassee, or they'll just have to try and
win another forty four Does that meanit goes back into the pot and we
just draw all over again for awinner. I guess the money goes back
(48:50):
into the pot, and if theydon't have another drawing, it just stays
in the jackpot. It goes tothe politicians. Now, can you imagine
one day after Monday somebody said,man, you screwed up. You just
missed out on forty four million dollars. No, I didn't. What are
you talking about? Probably threw awaythe lottery ticket or Jeff Bezos, who
now is going to be living inFlorida one and he could care less.
(49:12):
Ye, well, I'm gonna callthe lottery off. Hello lottery. I
what Live and learn? My friendslive and learn? All right? Ron
White tickets coming up. Take apicture it last longer. Dallas hors Classic
Wrong Lone Star ninety two to five. Phil Collin of Deaf Leopard sixty six
(49:36):
years old today, Happy birthday,looking good to Have you seen a picture
of that guy lately? Oh yeah, oh yeah, lifting weights like a
sun baby. They're getting ready tocome back to town. Yeah, they're
gonna be back here. Let's see, I believe on August twelfth, which
is a Monday, globelike field.Yeah, with the Deaf Leopard Journey and
the Steve Miller band. Yeah.Now, I don't know, Well it's
(49:57):
a Monday, but I don't knowif we'd make it. But we might
have to just bite the bullet andgood pulling all nighter bow no, No,
I'm too old a pulling all nightof your young whipper snipper? Okay?
Who won our tickets to goes awrong? Christine Powers, she's up
in Aubrey, Texas, and shesaid she could use a laugh. We
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all could use a laugh. Youdon't get it, especially when this show
sucks on his case. Here's anodd story of coincidence. In December of
twenty twenty, Jerry Morocco purchased atwo thousand and eight BMW. It was
a dream come true because he alwayswanted one of BMW his whole life.
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Well, his son Matthew thought itwould be fun to purchase a matching beamer.
It was a two thousand and eightE ninety two M three. I'm
not sure what that means, butthat's the kind of beamer it was.
Jerry got a black one, Matthewgot a white one. But here's the
thing. While messing around with thepaperwork, they noticed the two cars had
(51:06):
ve Hecko identification numbers exactly one digitapart, which means the two cars rolled
off the assembly line run right afterthe other. Way back in two thousand
and eight, Wow, right onthe assembly line together. It was meant
to be father and son getting thosetwo cars. What does it all mean,
(51:28):
man, I don't know. Theremust be something behind. They should
go buy a lottery ticket. Yes. Third, and of course, if
you didn't hear the announcement earlier thismorning, there is going to be a
Bow and them bash. Finally,Yes, Stixon Foreigner because these guys just
love coming here playing for the bash. Always say sure, come on back.
And John Wade on the bill.Yeah, the Great John Way to
(51:49):
the Baby's Fame and more. Yeah. That'll be Friday, June twenty first,
at Dose Equi's Pavilion. Tickets goon sale in about an hour and
ten minutes from right now, andI'm sure we'll have several to give away
before the show comes around. Don'tyou all come out and party down with
us? All right? You gotplenty of time to plan. And thanks
for hanging out with us, becausewe're going on vacation after this and I
(52:12):
know, all right, all y'alldo is go on vacation. No,
because we accrue this vacation time andtake as much as we can at the
end of the year because it's eitheruse it or losing. And we've only
had a week off in all oftwenty twenty three. That was that week
in September. Yes, this isour vacation time. This is it because
I mean, if we could holdit over into the next year, well
(52:36):
maybe we would, you know,take more than three weeks off or less
than three weeks off. Yeah,some places let you roll those days forward,
don't they. They don't hear.So we're not gonna lose it.
So we're gonna use it. We'rejust telling you. But we'll be back
on the second January second, whichis mine and Deborah's anniversary. Oh,
happy anniversary. How many years?Thirty one years? Oh you bye,
(53:00):
Ficey. I'm surprised you hadn't smotheredme in my sleep with a pillow.
The day is young, Yeah,day is young. I gotta get through
the weekend right now. The Collectionof Dusty Hill of z Eezy Top auction
is now underway through tomorrow at Julian'sAuctions at nine to fifteen Slocan Street in
Dallas. Grab a piece of rockhistory by bidding on over one thousand pieces
(53:20):
of memorabilia from the late Dusty Hillscollection, Guitars, stage, costumes,
awards, and more. We justhad a rascal call in both What did
he say? One of those guitarswas going for three hundred thousand dollars.
Wow, one of Dusty Hills threehundred grand. He ended up getting some
of Dusty Hill's sunglass He got apair of Dusty Hill sunglasses that he wore
(53:42):
in one of the videos. Ninehundred dollars. Yeah, but they belonged
to Dusty Hill. They had thatDusty Hill magic that makes it cool.
Yeah. Find out more at Julianslivedot com.
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