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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's the facts from Cooter in Orlando, who sends me
a copy of a story that appeared in the Los
Angeles Times. He says, quoting the story in retrospect, lighting
the match was my big mistake, but I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil. Eric Tamashwski told the news
doctors in the Severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital,
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Tamazewski and his homosexual partner Andrew Kinky Farnham had been
admitted for emergency treatment after a session had gone seriously wrong.
I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped
Raggett our gerbil in, he explained, as usual, Kinki shouted out,
I'm ageddon, Mike que that he'd had enough. I tried
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to retrieve Raggett, but he wouldn't come out again.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So I peered into the tube.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And struck a match, thinking the light by this fact.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
At a heist press confus, the hospital spokesman described what
happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas
and flame shot out the tube, igniting mister Tomachevsky's hair
and severely burning his face. It also set fire to
the Gerbil's fur and whiskers. Which in turn ignited a
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larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the
road down Cannon Mall.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Tom Sisky suffered second degree.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Burns and a broken nose from the impact of the
Gerbil Furnham suffered first and second degree burns to his
anus and lower.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Intestinal track struck match. Take it that life might make
the terrible come out? Who says that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You can't do a news story without cracking up pre
professional important information people need.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He was probably just reading it off the teleprompter for
the first time. You know how a lot of major
newscasts are.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Bo well, but you should at least see what the
story is.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
A lot of times they don't see the story until
it's put up on the teleprompter.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You gotta passed it right up there. I'm not doing
this story.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They'll be making fun of me on morning shows in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Do you ever do that story on the freaking fool
as a matter of fact, As a matter of fact,
we did years ago and you did not crack up,
did you?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Maybe a little my face hurts, maybe just a tad
for Brad.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Whatever happened to just regular old making out why people
got to get the tubes and the animals out.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And hell man, the guy's partner had Kinky.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
In his name. Oh yeah, that's a good point. So
you know, pretty much anything goes, but wherever it goes,
it's alive creature. Oh, I'm not judging anybody to each
his own.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Whatever floats your boat.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, just don't get any of us involved in it. No, no, dude,
unless it's a story we can crack you up over.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now you know who I felt the worst for.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Who you feel the worst for? The Gerbil? Well, of course, seriously, Yes,
he didn't ask for any he.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Didn't do anything exactly, and he has to go up
the budgetn on then he gets burned.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You never watched South Park and here's the story of
Lemmy Winks. That's what that reminded me of. Okay, well,
what a way to start a toy box Tuesday. Oh
gee whiz. Yes, we got blasts from the past, just
like the one you had just a minute ago.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That was a great way to start our toy box Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh of course, because we got other stuff to do.
There's birthdays we're gonna acknowledge. And Mary Aaron says she
just has to hear part one and part two of
the Lady in Albuquerque that bitched us out one time
day for that. Yes it is, yes, it is, as
we celebrate today International Day of Friendship. But shouldn't every
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day be an International Day of Friendship? Suvery much so.
On this day, the United Nations encourages governments interna national organization,
another group, to hold events that promote dialogue among civilizations, understanding, solidarity,
and reconciliation.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
In other words, just don't be a dick to everybody. Yeah,
they're probably gonna have a big celebration in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What do you think all yet because they're so friendly
over there. It is Share a Hug Day, come on.
But again, as before you start grabbing someone, don't want
to have HR involved. They may not know it's Share
a Hug Day. Bringing in it's also National Support Public
Education Day. Absolutely, you really don't want to homeschool your kids?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's getting into all the That's why we're in the
problems we're in.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know you need that time away from your little
snot nosed brat send them to school.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
This seems like a really good juncture to say how
much we love our teachers in public.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely, we love it. Appreciate you, thank you for watching
over our hell spawn for a few hours.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
They're heading back to school right now.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They headed a school year Father in law day. Well
mine was okay. Debra's dad looked exactly like Goldfinger. Yes,
I had a friend because sometimes we'd show up for
each other's kids parties and he'd walk in and go
and he would crack up.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
He did.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It is World Snorkeling Day, a lot cheaper than buying
a bunch of scuba gear. It's the best National Cheesecake Day.
By the way, the cheesecake Factory is not a real factory. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I like their pineapple upside down cheesecake. Have you ever
had that?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't like to eat things upside down. I can't
swallow National Whistleblower Appreciation Day because somebody's got to call
them out when they're screwing us around. And it's Paperback
Book Day. So guess which Beatles song you're gonna hear
before the end of the show.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
I cool.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It is a toy box Tuesday, and we have sports
of all sorts coming up. There's hardly anything except Olympics,
so we'll get right into that.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And at seven fifty, how are we giving away those
def Leppard Journey Steve Miller band.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
We also did the toy box Tuesday. You're gonna have
to identify a toy and it's another game, okay, game.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Morning straight on with a show like it or not.
Let's hear it for radio. Hey, it's our job. We'll
kind of day Dallas Forwars Classic Rock, Loan Star ninety
two to five. It is six thirty and that means
just time Verse sports of all arts droughts.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You buy the Wheel Height Law Firm injury lawyers go
to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And according to a new study, watching sports can actually
help you live a longer, happier lot.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh wow, you're gonna live forever?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, give me one. Researchers found that people who watch
sports experience greater well being than those who don't, and
this is linked to the social aspects of watching games
with other people, whether you know them or not. It
seems being connected to others through sports leads to them
more satisfied life and being less lonely. All good stuff
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that improves happiness and decreases symptoms of depression. So go
watch some sports at a sports bar and yell with
people you don't even know.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Why not.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It's all about human connection.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
It is well.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
The Rangers finally won one on the road. Can I
get a ton of them?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Nathaniel Lowe hit a two run homer, Nathan Eovaldi worke
six solid innings, and the Texas Rangers snapped a three
game skid with a six to three win over the
Saint Louis Cardinals last night. Wyatt Langford added three hits
for the Rangers, who have gone six and five since
the All Star Break. Corey Seeger, Jonaheim, Adalas Garcia, and
Leodi Taveras also drove in runs for the Rangers. Two
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teams will face off again tonight in Saint Louis, with
right hander Max Shirtzer on the mound for the Rangers.
Lance Lynn will start for Saint Louis first pitch tonight
at six forty five now. Earlier yesterday, the Texas Rangers
traded veteran right hander Michael lawn Zen to the Kansas
City Royals for a minor league left handed reliever Walter Pennington.
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That was ahead of today's trade deadline. Another day, another
Rangers picture on the injured list, this time right handed
John Gray. Now he's been placed on the fifteen day
injured list with a right groin ailment suffered while warming
up for Sunday's game in Toronto. He didn't even take
the field. He is going to have an mr I
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in the next few days, so we'll keep you posted
on that.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh please, do you'all.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Ever go in to a sporting event and been in
the crosshairs of a T shirt cannon?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, you caught something from a cannon? Bill,
I've never caught something from the cannon, but I saw
what happened to Ned Flanders's wife on the.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Right.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Yes, boom.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, I have never been lucky, and I've always wanted
to catch something fired from a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But no luck for me yet, chuck. But they've been
at Staple interrenis and stadiums.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
For a while, but they're about to level up, my friends,
and it's going to happen in Los Angeles. The Clippers
have taken it to the next level with their new arena,
the Intuit Dome. It's called and this thing is a
glorified T shirt cannon. It's called the Halo Board, and
it's a gigantic digital scoreboard built into the two billion
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dollar arena's roof, and it's armed with T shirt cannons
and they can specify a seat that they want to
hit with a T shirt. They can zone right in
on one single freaking seat and hit it every time.
How cool is that going to be?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To Seaton?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
This is like Department of Defense. Yeah, technology, right.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
It's like combat drone operators in a control room somewhere,
going that guy get them right in the chest.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, but it'll never be my seat for some reason.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
You never know, you know, if they really wanted to
go crazy, they could just fire T shirts at every
single person at the same time. Yeah, And we're open
to see this in Texas soon. The Dome in LA
opens next month with a Bruno Mars concert and then
the Clippers start dunking there in October.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, there you go. Let's talk some Olympics and I
have some Olympic history, Okay, On this date in nineteen
seventy six, Bruce who is now Caitlyn Jenner, won the
gold medal in the decathlon at the Summer Olympics in Montreal.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yes, and then months later he was on all the
Wheedies bottles.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh yes. Then he was on keeping up with the Gardashians,
and that's when I said, oh, okay, Bruce, it's nice
to see you.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
We're out and so are you.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes exactly. Speaking of the Olympics, the men's Olympic triathlon,
scheduled to start this morning has been postponed because of
the thirds in the water in the River Seine. It's
unsafe levels for athletes.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Now wow.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
The event was set to start at eight am this morning,
but Olympics organizers and World Triathlon decided to hold it
at ten forty five am tomorrow instead. That would put
the starting time about three hours after The women's event
is set to start around eight am, assuming it's safe
to go into water by that time. The US men's
gymnastics team took home a bronze medal for the all
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around team final. It is the first medal earned by
the US men's team since the two thousand and eight
Beijing Olympics. The men's team consists of Frederick Richard, Brody Malone,
Asher Hong, Asher Hong who is from Plano by the
way to go, Asher, Stefan Derosik, and some other people.
The men's skateboarding street final was rained out Saturday and
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was scheduled for yesterday. Americans jaeger Eton and Naya Houston
finished second and third respectively. Japan took home the gold
team USA. He now has collected three of the six
medals available for men's street skateboarding, which was not an
Olympic event four years ago, but it.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Is no now. I'm excited about today because today is
the women's gymnastics and I know how much you love
Simone Biles.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, bo loves him, Simon with that little Then there's
a guy named Stephen vandel Verd. He is a Dutch
beach volleyball player who served time in prison for having
sex with a twelve year old girl. He received a
lot of booze when he was introduced before losing his
match on Sunday at the Paris Olympics. I know an
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ex preacher you could hang out with and you could
swap twelve year old girl story.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
Fun.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
In other Olympic related news, Dallas native Shakarrie Richardson making
her long away to Olympics debut this week. The world
champion sprinter will compete in the women's one hundred meter competition,
which begins preliminary rounds on Friday, and the women's four
by one hundred meter relay, which starts next week on
August eighth. Now, she took home gold medals from the
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World Championships in both the one hundred meter and relay
events at Budapest last year, but she's yet to compete
in the Olympics. You may remember she was well on
her way to Tokyo in twenty twenty one when a
failed marijuana towe oh resulted in her suspension just shortly
before the Summer Games.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Woops.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Now the former Dallas Carter and LSU athlete will get
her moment on the world's biggest stage. Richardson is currently
the betting favorite to win the women's one hundred meter race.
Elane Thompson Herald, the Jamaican sprinter who won gold in
the one hundred meter in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty Olympics,
is missing the Games with an injury this year.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh well, that's one last person she got aware of that.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Well, for folks in Russia, they don't quite have it
as well as we do when it comes to being
able to watch the Paris Olympics coverage. The view it's media,
it's not really worth the effort to people in Russia.
Big hassle. Okay, only fifteen Russian citizens will be competing
in the Games, and in principle they won't necessarily be
representing that country. Russia and neighboring Malaris were banned from
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fielding national teams because of the war in Ukraine. Russia
and Belarusian athletes approved to compete will be doing so.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
As neutral neutrals. Yeah, yeh.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Russians have been intense Olympic fans since the days when
the Soviet Union sports teams were nicknamed.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The Big Red Machie, Yes, because they were so good. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
And with so few of their countrymen competing, Russia's state
TV channels are not even broadcasting any of the events.
They've sort of duct taped it away from everybody, and.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
That sucks doesn't exist because they're not there.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah bummer.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So there. Then there's Asia Wilson, who scored twenty four
points in Breanna Stewart out of twenty two to help
the US beat Japan one oh two seventy six last
night in the Olympic opener for both teams. The Americans
now have a fifty six game Olympic winning street that
dates back to the nineteen ninety two Barcelona game.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Last of those victories before Monday also came against Japan
when the two teams played for the gold medal in
the Tokyo Games three years ago, when the US won
its seventh straight gold medal. The US women's rugby team, yes,
they've got a rugby team. They beat Great Britain, pulling
it out in the second half of their quarterfinal match
to win seventeen to seven and advanced to the semifinal
round to play for a medal. Then there's Jaeger Eaton
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and Nija Houston added two medals to Team USA talley
in the skateboarding street event yesterday. Skateboarding is an event
in the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
They kind of featured a little bit of skateboarding in
the opening ceremony the other night.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Did date that a little bit? I bust my ass.
I'd doing no skateboarding, damn right or not now? But
they play seventh in Tokyo last year. So there's Black
Tommy Floyds mean y'all ready for the freaking pool file,
ready to not get come next on the go and
then show Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
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to five coming up. Oh, we got something from the
toy box. It's a birthday of a friend of the
shows that happened over the weekend. Now it's time for
the freaking fool file. I have actually been in this
man's shoes before. A Florida man who was on felony
probation for a dui called nine to one one for
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a ride when he was really drunk and stranded in
the middle of nowhere after getting into a fight with
his wife at one a m. When she showed up
to take him home from the bar. He told police
that the woman started this huge fight with him for
no reason. Now let me just stop right there. As
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a married man, you should know that a woman always
has a reason to jump down your throat and out
your ass, even though you have no idea why. She knows.
You'd have no idea why. It could have been something
that you did months, even years ago you've totally forgotten about,
but she will never forget and will bring it up
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every time you piss her off.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
In the vault.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, deputies found him, but instead of taking him home,
he took him to jail because it turns out one
of the conditions of his probation he is not allowed
to visit any bar or drink any alcohol. I guess,
and when he was drunk when the police arrived, that
means guess what, you got a place to sleep tonight?
And of course he probably said, at least I won't
have to listen to her yelling at me. It happens.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
So a firefighter apparently pre game before responding to a fire.
A Virginia firefighter in trouble and on the administrative leave
after he got drunk and crashed the fire engine he
was driving into a parked car, so he was drunk
at YEP. Police in Petersburg, Virginia say thirty four year
old firefighter Aaron Michael Hinspader arrived at the station to
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begin his shift and was quickly called on to respond
to an emergency. He howked into the fire truck drove off,
but he didn't get very far because he lost control
of the fire truck and crashed into a parked car.
When police arrived, they noticed he was clearly intoxicated and
couldn't even follow simple instructions. He later admitted to drinking.
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Are you ready for this? Yes, eighteen beers before starting
his shift, and his blood alcohol level was off the charts.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Eighteen beers in one city, and I knew he had
to go to work before you go to work driving
a fire truck, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Luckily no one was hurt in the crash. Hen Spader
has been charged with driving while intoxicated and has been
placed on administrative leaves.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Eighteen beers. Yes, I couldn't drink that much in a month.
Well I could try, but yes you could damn eight.
I issue the challenge to you, bo. I think you
can do it. I believe in you. Boy, No, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
My stomach isn't bad all right. From alcohol abuse to
drug abuse, my friends. Now for the very risky act
of carrying illegal drugs on your person. A lot of
folks that do that and struggle with addiction or whatever.
They have a specific container they carry their stuff around.
You remember Kurt Cobain used an old cigar box. That's
one example. Well, having a bag to put all your
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drug stuff in it is a pretty common occurrence.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But labeling it bag of drugs so you won't forget, Yeah,
that's probably not real smart for you, Oh, okay, make
up sunglasses, bag of drugs?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, you never want to get him confused.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Bush. Yeah, Well, I wonder what's in this bag?
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Look here.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Forty one year old Lauren Riley was a rather intelligent
passenger in a car that was pulled over because the
driver wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's all the cop pulled him over for. But the
passenger mmmm.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
That cop looked inside the car, he saw Riley trying
to hide some paraphernalia on the floorboard. That prompted a
subsequent search of her purse, and inside was a small
bag that otherwise, they said they would have passed right
over of car.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They would always makeup bag or something.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
We're not even gonna look in there, But it had
a label on it that said bag of drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Whips. Think you just got yourself.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
So inside were contraband pills and all the paraphernalia necessary
to abuse, things like crack and ice ice is the
crystal meth version of crack, cocaine, and other narcotic toys
in there too. The bag of drugs was seized. Riley
was arrested multiple drug charges on a record. The cop
that buster later said he wouldn't have paid much attention
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to that bag if it wasn't for the handy dandy
label bag.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Of drug drugs.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
I'm impressures very organized.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Well, you women are very organized. You know right where
your drugs are and where your lipstick is. Absolutely makeup bag,
eyeliner drugs, bag of drugs okay. Japanese police recently arrested
a group of unlikely criminals, three grandfathers in their late sixties, seventies,
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and eighties, accused of breaking into at least two homes,
and according to a police the three x cons had
plotted to work together behind bars, setting clear and precise
roles for themselves as they burglarize other things.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
It sounds like a Walter Mathow Jack Lemon movie. What
was the one with Art Carney and oh oh, going
in style? Going in style?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That was it good?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That was it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, these three old farts met behind bars, became friends,
and decided to team up for a life of crime
after being released, in order to commit crimes more efficiently.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm not cute.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The trio is accused of breaking into an empty house
and stealing two hundred yen in cash, which is one
point three dollars doesn't looked like a good haul there
and three bottles of whiskey worth about ten thousand yen
or sixty five American dollars. The following month, they allegedly
robbed another empty house and stole jewelry worth approximately one
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million yen, which is six thousand, four hundred dollars. Police
are investigating the group's involvement in ten other burglaries in
two cities. Goodness, busybodies. According to a police statement, the
three ex cons had plotted to work together while they
were friends behind bars, setting clear and precise roles for
themselves once they got out of jail.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Isn't that sweet that they like bonded in prison?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, okay, we're going to go on to crime speed
when we get out of here. Look, the three old
geezers were eventually arrested. When police asked them why they
did it, they said, just to make a living. Aw
Their combined age added up to two hundred and twenty
seven years. Well, crime is one of the oldest professions.
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The other oldest profession. I don't have the time or
the abilities.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Hey, coming up next hour, we have your shot at
tickets to see Death Leopard Journey and the Steve Miller
Band when they come to Globelife Field Monday, August twelfth,
And since it's a toy box Tuesday, Bo has a
toy commercial He's gonna play you need to guess what
toy or game it is to win those tickets. We're
going to do that around seven point fifty right here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
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Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five The
Stars one of the stars of the Bow and Them Bash, Yeah,
Stixon Foreign are touring together. One decides we're going to
open tonight, you open tomorrow. ID well, actually get out
of here. That was a great show. Yeah, I have
a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
I had a lot of fun filming you guys, signing
one zillion autographs at the broadcast Hendry Study.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
By the way, tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day. So
if you've got a question, maybe it's about a song,
maybe it's about a movie. We'll even answer some personal questions,
depending on how personal they are. Call the Aska Stuff
Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred
and we'll play Choose your News for tickets to def Leppard,
Journey and the Steve Miller Band. And there is a theme.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
There is a theme, says so on my calendar.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Alrighty, old friend of the show, Bill Ingwall turned sixty
seven over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
He's so funny.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Graduate of Richardson High School, he was born in Galveston.
I did not know that. Oh he's one of us, Yes,
but Bill turned sixty seven. He's been on this show
many times, and guess what here was one of them. Hey, hey,
what do you do?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
Is this Ingwall?
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Of course, who else calls you on this number?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
How you doing, mister Bill?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
How you been, Bob?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You know, we're just doing what we can with what
we got to work with.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Hey, you know what I mean. I know a lot
of radio guys. You've been around, you've been in the
same town.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, we've everybody.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
He was here, he was there. That is't your fault, No,
that's but to be able to stay in the same
town as long as you have, you either owe a
lot of people money or they love you.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
The reason is nobody else will have us.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
You know what, It's still funny. I was talking to
a guy that's doing an interview the other day, and
he was a kid it doing radio thing And I said,
and I mentioned, you know, when I was growing up,
one of my favorite radios station deals was you got
and you guys remember this. This kid had no idea. Yeah,
I said, they used to play an entire album side.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
All those were the days, huhy.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
It would usually around ten o'clock they'd go here Sada
of the Allman Brothers and it was brought to you
by whatever. Yeah, it obviously worked back then. Yeah, why
can't it work now?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I don't understand because you got other people that know
a lot more than.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
We do, and we call them consultants.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Those that can do those that can't become consultants.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
It's never a made you that we're bringing the guy
in from Kansas City to tell the Dallas DJs what Dallas.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
People wanted to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's just the way it is now.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
To me, it'd be like someone was it Bill, We're
going to bring in a Broadway actor Bass Hall to
watch your stand up to tell you what they want
to hear.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know, it just makes you want to slam your
head against the wall. I think I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
I didn't you know, it's funny because I got into
this whole Facebook thing. Maybe I got a fan page
and I got my page.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Every once in a while something hits me and it
just my poor wife, golbas Or Gale, who we've been
together forever. Last night she was, what are you doing.
I go, I've had it.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I just had it.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
I pick up the La Times and there's a picture.
I mean, there's a on the side story. You look
like there's the main story, and then they'll have the
little side stories on the page. The side stories are
about how many people just got blown up in Afghanistan.
The main story is how the air was taken out
of the room at the Oscars. When they cut to
Angelina Joe Lee when Jennifer Aniston was presenting that go,
(27:54):
oh my god, I go, this is why this world has.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Gone to hell.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, when Trump's loss of life and.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
I said, I'm in this business. I have a show.
I know, you know this is like the pot calling
the kettle black. But it's like, really, this is what's
important to you. The fact that you're you're you're paying
God knows how much more a gown of guess than
you should you can't make your house pays, you're in foreclosure.
But oh my god, I hope Jennifer and Angeline to
(28:22):
get along because I just don't know if I can
handle this well.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You see, because we're a global society.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
That's right, global, I tell you, guys, I got My
theory is that God is in heaven just shaking his head,
going dude, I had it made with the monkeys too far.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I should have never let him get that thought.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
I let him reason.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And they turned into bowen Jim.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
That's it. I always tell people on my show. I say,
if you really want to know what's going on in
your town, I go read the editorial pages. Yeah, I said,
of your newspaper, because this is where people can ride in,
anybody can write in, and they and they do because
they think we care what they think.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yees wrong.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
And so this woman had written in this story that
her that she had quit smoking fifteen years ago, and
at the time she quit smoking cigarettes for a dollar
fifty a pack, and she figured that she had saved
this this family thirty five thousand dollars, and she if
you take the price of the cigarettes now at five
fifty a packs, she saved this family almost eighty thousand dollars,
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noble lady, and she doesn't understand why her husband won't quit.
And I told Gail, my wife, I said, see, this
woman just doesn't get it. If I was that woman's husband,
I would say thank you for saving us that money.
But here's the deal. Some people smoke to relieve stress.
So now if i quit smoking, then I'm going to
kill you. And then I'm gonna get sent to prison
(29:50):
where I'm gonna need cigarettes as money. See that's called irony.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's all going to balance out in the end.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
And shut up. But the things are good, know, as
much fun as this is. I can't wait. I'm eighty because,
let me tell you them, at fifty you kind of
still care what people think about you. Yeah, in your
eighties you don't care.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I don't care anymore.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah, I mean, does grandma hold her first and at
the dinner table? No, she didn't have to.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
She's eighty, dude, don't skimping my type of you. Old
can turn the TV.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm not righting here.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
I can't wait. I just can't wait for those eight
You know, when you wouldn't when people would you could
say whatever. You can go to a restaurant and the
wagers can say how was your food? And I go
if you like shoe leather, fine.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You know she'll just say, oh, he's eighty, just leaving
me eighty.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Leave him alone, all.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Right, Billy, Bill is good to talk to you, man.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
YouTube guys, take cares.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I miss you, games all We.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Miss you too. Bill. All right, I'm down, Sun, You're
gonna blow a gasket. Lone Star ninety two five. Today
is a toy Box Tuesday, and I get this email
This was actually last week from Mary Aaron. Mary lives
in White right, Texas, north or southwest, I can't even remember.
(31:02):
But she says, can y'all please play the two phone
calls from the lady in Albuquerque that was outraged about
y'all making fun of a guy that died in a
stupid way, or as I call them, hey, y'all watch this.
We did this story on the Freaking Full Fowl about
a guy who decided he needed to change some shingles
on his roof, so he got a rope, tied one
(31:25):
endo the rope to his wife's car, and then got
up on the roof that was supposed to, you know,
keep him stable so he could go down and not
have to worry about falling off and fix the shingles
on the roof. Yep, little did he know that his
wife had to go to the stores. She got in
the cars started to drive off with him. He went
off the roof and died, and we kind of made
(31:45):
fun of it. We figure, it's bad when someone dies,
but when you die and something stupid, everybody in heaven
or hell has something to laugh about you when you
get there. Yeah, so we get this call from this
woman from Albuquerque. I'll just play it for it now.
This is in two parts because she called back three
days later.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
Mad.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes, So here's the first call. I just think you
guys should hear this. This is what we gotta of
all the things for her to complain about, right, it
was this. I mean I can think of three things
right off the bat that we've done since we got
on the air today that would have pissed her off,
but not this. She's mad, had a freaking fool foul
(32:25):
story and I just got the call edited. So pull
over to the side of the road and welcome to
my world.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Hello. Yes, yes, I have a complaint.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh a complaint. Oh, we haven't got a good complaint
in a while. What's the matter? What did I do?
Speaker 13 (32:43):
I go ahead and let me talk?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Am I talking to these guys on the radio?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yes, you're talking to the guy. I'm Guy one, I'm
Guy two, and I'm Gy three over there.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
Okay, Now, what are your names?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'm Bo, I'm Jim, and I'm Randy. I'm Mo, I'm Larry,
I'm Curly.
Speaker 13 (33:02):
How many of it of you are there?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, we just introduced ourselves, so I guess there's three
of us.
Speaker 13 (33:07):
Oh I thought, well you said some other names too.
You're confusing me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Okay, all right, go ahead. What do you want to
complain about? What's the matter?
Speaker 13 (33:17):
Listen? I just was in the car and I was
with my daughter. We're going to the store. I've just
moved here from Albuquerque. Yes, I thought this was a
friendly town.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Wait at wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold
on friendly town. What does something that you're pissed off
that we did have to do with us being a
friendly town?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Okay, Well you don't sound very friendly.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I s don't sound friendly.
Speaker 13 (33:48):
No, No, we were in the car. My daughter had
your program on. Uh huh, and so I just you know,
happened to hear it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, what did I say, what I do?
Speaker 13 (33:57):
What I don about this poor that was dragged off
a roof and and he he was killed?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Any why did you think that was funny? Why exactly
did you think that was funny?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Did you hear the story? Did you hear the story
all the events that happened that led to his demise?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Yes, yes I did, and you didn't think it.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Wait, and you didn't think it was funny?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Listen. I don't think anything about death is funny.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh jeez, oh god.
Speaker 13 (34:31):
Nothing about dying is funny. Do you not think.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Just just a minute, just a minute, Uh, nothing about
dying is funny. I mean you know that when that
guy got up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter looked
at his legend and said, you died. How No, that's
what he did.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
I don't know about Saint Peter laughing at him, because
I don't think anything about any kind of circumstance of
someone dying.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Lady, lady, lady, listen to me, Listen to me. Taking
everything so seriously, my god, have a laugh every once
in a while, it was funny.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
It was funny.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
It's it's not funny. You don't make fun of people.
I don't care if they are doing something that's a
little out of the ordinary.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
The man is dead. He's dead, and he died being
a dumb ass. Well, actually it wasn't really his fault.
And really think about it, you know.
Speaker 13 (35:23):
Okay, so now you're calling somebody a name to you
just said, yeah, you m ass, DUMBASSA you can't.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Even say dumb ass, you dumb ass, spell it out.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Wait a minute, that's right, because I don't use that
kind of.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh well, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
I don't know why you would even want to use
that kind of language on a radio station. Wait a minute,
this is Dallas Fort Worked. Isn't there a church on
every corner?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Lady?
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Hold that language? Maybe you should go to one with lady.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Lady, will you just calm down? Where did you say
you moved here from Albuquerque?
Speaker 13 (36:02):
From Albuquerque, they don't do this kind of thing on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Well, apparently you should have done like bugs Bunny and
not taken that left pint at Albuquerquie and gone somewhere else.
Calm down, My goodness, it's all a joke. Don't you
ever laugh about anything?
Speaker 13 (36:18):
You know what, I have a very good sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I have.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
You know what, I am a fun part.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh you sound like you'd be a blast to hang
out with.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
Well, maybe you should come sometime. I'll invite you to
my church. Oh okay, listen, if you think that dying
is funny, now you know, we're all going to get
there one. Yeah, that does include you, and you and
you and how many other people are talking to me
right now? Because you said there was like three, but
I think there's more than that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh, Larian Curly, Yeah, molarrying Curly here. That makes six?
Speaker 13 (36:54):
Oh okay, well, however many there are, we're all going
some day.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I know.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
If you think that dying is funny, no matter how
strange the circumstances, then I'm going to tell you that
I'm gonna pray for you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I really appreciate that. Really, However, I have a good
feeling that the Lord above washed his hands with the
people in this room a long time ago.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
You should never say that. But you know what what,
I don't even need your last names to pray for you,
because God knows who you are.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh okay, God knows who I am. Okay, and you're
mad because we made fun of somebody dying in a
stupid way, because it's okay, okay, okay, I tell you what.
Tell you what? Why don't you talk to my station manager?
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Well? Why do I need to talk to him?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because I think he wants to know anytime we get
a call like this that he wants to hear about it,
and I think you should talk to him.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
So I'm going straight to the source.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'm going to use Okay, well, no, no, no, no,
go to the man above. Can you hold on for
just a few minutes while I'll track him down?
Speaker 9 (37:59):
What is his name?
Speaker 13 (38:00):
J D.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, okay, okay, you just hold on just a minute. Okay,
I'm gonna put you on hold okay, okay, hey, ran, yeah, yeah,
you pull up the soundboard, pull up the the full
metal jacket, the full metal jacket guy. Are you still there? Yes, okay,
(38:26):
I'm getting my my station manager on the phone. Okay,
don't don't go away, hold on, hold on, pull it up.
Have you got it? That's right there? Okay, you're still there.
I'm here, okay, okay, here, here's my station manager. His
name's j d Okay, okay, what's your name's come bag?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
What?
Speaker 13 (38:47):
What did you say? My name is?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Are you a Peter Pepper?
Speaker 12 (38:52):
What are you a Peter and Pepper? You think God cut?
Do you think god funny? What is your major?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Mouth? Pops? I'm nuts?
Speaker 13 (39:01):
What is my what do you suck?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Do you suck?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
How dare you speak to me like that?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You're going to the office.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
I'm going to the off, to the principals office. You
better seriously call our general man. Tell him to expect
a call from some irate woman there. Okay, maybe I
was a little hard on her at the end, but
that was fun.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't hear who you are? A fun right there?
Wake around for part two because that's coming up. Because
she called back three days later. It's even better. There
is Jimmy Hendrick about the time his orange barrel acid
was kicking in lone Start ninety two five coming up.
We have tickets to go Ze def Lepard Journey and
the Steve Miller Band. But first the business at hand.
(39:55):
Sue Ellen after that one time she called call back
three days later and we didn't recognize her at first,
but we got hip to it. Real quick. The guys
I talked to the other day, well, we talked to
a lot of people.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
Yeah, no, no, no, I clubbed the other day. I
am the person that call oh whoa, oh it's the
album Querque crazy lady, you were making sign of that
poor man that died.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
And I called you.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, and you complained.
Speaker 13 (40:26):
Yes, I wanted to register complaints.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, thank you for calling back.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
She called.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I can't believe you called back.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Well okay, okay, okay, but okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
Wait wait wait wait, I understand I'm on the air.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, you're on the air. And you were a big hit, darling.
You were a big hit. Yes, you were a huge hit.
Everybody loved you.
Speaker 13 (40:50):
Look, look, Brook, I don't know why you put me
on the air. You did not have permission to put
me on the air.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh wait a minute, wait, wait, wait wait hold it.
By the way, what is your name? I am Sue Ellen,
just like the bitchy character on Dalla and that lesbian bard.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
I am nothing like her. I am a very nice Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay, okay, but let me explain something to you. You
called me, right, I call you called me?
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
The rule says if you call me. I don't have
to get permission from you to put the call on
the air, so it's true. Yes, Now, if we were
to call you, we would have to tell you that
we were going to put you on the air.
Speaker 13 (41:36):
And we would have to think that's right. Well, I
don't think that's right. And you should not be interrupting
me when I am talking to you someone on the air.
I know that has to be against the law or something.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It is not against the law, yes.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
It is.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
People get in trouble all the times for things like that.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Listen, what you sue Ellen? Sue Ellen? You called me.
You called me to bitch and complain to me about
some story you didn't like, when actually I could have
just said, hey, there's two knobs on your radio, why
don't you use one, and then hung up on you.
But I didn't do that, did I?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
No?
Speaker 13 (42:11):
But I'll tell you why, Yause people have the right
to complain. Haven't never heard the customer.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Is always right?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Honey? Listen, I love it when you complained.
Speaker 12 (42:22):
I love that you call.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I am so glad you called back.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
But I think that you were making fun of me,
and you think decided that you thought I was funny
or something, because you know what, you think everything is funny.
You were laughing at a man.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Well, you know what you think? Nothing is funny.
Speaker 13 (42:42):
Oh, I think plenty of things are funny. Yet is
not funny. And putting someone on the air, especially a newcomer.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
To town, Oh, I know, because you know we're not
a friendly town now thanks to me.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
I do not believe that you are, and certainly not
your radio station.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
And I know that.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (43:03):
The FAA, the f t A.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, complain to the FAA, the Federal Aviation Administration.
Speaker 10 (43:11):
Well do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yes, it's just it's the FCC, the FCC.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
Well whatever, I will find out who it is because
you all need to be suited.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Wait, what did I just say? What did I just say?
I said you called me. If you called me, I
don't have to get your permission to put it on
the air. Because you called me. I called you, Then
that's a different story.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
I don't see how that can possibly be right. And
then also what you did on the radio, because my
neighbor heard all of this.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh, so you didn't hear it directly? Somebody told you
about it.
Speaker 13 (43:48):
It doesn't matter how I know about it.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I know that it happened, okay, okay, to calm down.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
I know that it happened.
Speaker 13 (43:55):
And put this man on the phone with me, and
it was someone yelling us and thinks I could not understand. Now,
why do you think that's right?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I didn't say it was right, but it was funny.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
What you make fun of everyone? At everything?
Speaker 12 (44:11):
It's you.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
It's my job.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, well I don't I.
Speaker 13 (44:14):
Think that your job should be to play records.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Records. Yeah, we still play record Jimmy, hand me that
stack of forty fives over there. Here you go, here's
a seventy eight seventy eight. We'll play a Glenn Miller
seventy eight forty.
Speaker 13 (44:29):
Well, I don't mean that you should go back that far.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Okay, Well, thank you, thank you. Why don't you calm down? Look, honey,
calm down. Do you really want to speak to my
general manager?
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Well?
Speaker 13 (44:41):
I just might, but not if he's gonna yell at
me again.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh no, he won't yell at No, he won't yell
at you. This time. You hold on, and I'm gonna
come right back to you. This time, you'll really get
the general manager. Okay, all right, Okay, hold on hold on, Randy, Yeah,
put me up. I cannot believe she called.
Speaker 8 (45:03):
I know it, I know it.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Let's all place a bed. Is she dumb enough to
fall for it again? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, okay, what are you still there?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
Yes? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Okay, Sue Ellen? Right, that's your name, Sue Ellen. Yes, sir, okay,
Sue Ellen. Hold on, My general manager is going to
talk to you now. Okay, hold on, I'm transferring. I'm
transferring the call. Hi, Hello, good money.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
I'm trying to reach the station manager.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Who is your daddy? And what does she do?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
What?
Speaker 13 (45:39):
I'm trying to reach the station manager.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
All day long?
Speaker 13 (45:43):
I am calling because of being on the air the
other day. I need to speak to the station manager.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Is that you?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
What the hell did you do?
Speaker 13 (45:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Stop? What? You have damaged goods? Lady?
Speaker 13 (45:57):
I'm damaged goods like discipline. Yes, I'd like to talk
to you about this disciplinary action that needs to be
taken against your morning show.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You son of a bitch?
Speaker 13 (46:09):
Were we going to this again where someone's yelling of
sent who are you? I don't think this is funny either.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She calls up, Wow, I couldn't have asked for a
better bit out of nowhere?
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Who is your daddy?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
What what does it do?
Speaker 9 (46:34):
Oh Man?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Take us to see this guy, along with Journey and
def Leppard coming up next on the boyd dem Showl
the Old Damaged Goods. Lady Annabel just inform me. It's
Arnold Schwarzenegger's birthday.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Seventy seventh birthday.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He's seventy seven.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yes, living with a donkey.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's right, that's a donkey in his house.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
The video is priceless.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh Man. By the way, let me remind you once
again that tomorrow is Asking Stuff Day, So if you've
got a question, call he asked the Stuff hotline two
and four eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll
play it on the air. Answer the question for you
and play choose your news this time tomorrow with a theme. Yes,
but since it's Toy Box Tuesday, I once again found
(47:23):
a toy This was more of a game, okay for
game night. It's not really a board game, but it
is a game. I'm going to play the commercial with
the name of the game strategically removed. You tell me
what this game is and I will give you tickets
to def Lepard, Journey and the Steve Miller band. Okay,
all right, all right, listen and tell me what game
(47:45):
this is?
Speaker 15 (47:46):
What the pie into the plot, make the right selection
foot clutch up, better be click, will be here and
that be there?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
What those pieces everywhere?
Speaker 9 (48:05):
But be wiped for Beware.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
When you're inter.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Keep on your toes.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Goes.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Here's push the plunger down.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Seton tim the piece.
Speaker 9 (48:21):
Don't be something you down.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
For the.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Complete with playing box, mechanical timer and twenty five geometric
shapes from lakeside like shakes side. Push the plunger down
and put the shapes in the hole. Come on, this
is easy easy two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven five. That was a game. If you
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weren't quick enough, you lose the game. Okay, still blank,
I'm stumped. Yes see you got it. Okay, I got it,
and I got it. Let's see if you guys can
get it. Because Anna can't win tickets because she's ineligible.
That's right, we have to steal them ourselves. Well we did,
(49:15):
all right, boning them. Show tell me what game that is?
Pop up? Oh it does pop up?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yes, that's not the name.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Not the name of the game. Bone of them. Show
tell me the name of the game. I'll give you
the tickets. Directors that pops up if your erector's working. Okay,
so there's two downs. Do you think third times the charm?
Maybe let's see boning them? Show tell me what game
(49:48):
that was? That was the first game to cause anxiety
called yes, Yes, awesome because if you didn't put the
little things in the right spaces, it popped up and
one of them could hit you in the eye and
put your eye out. Very good. Okay, you have tickets
(50:10):
to def Leppard, Journey and Steve Miller band. What band
are you looking forward to seeing most? Oh, def Leppard,
def Lepper All right, okay, now come to the next question.
Who is this him? This is Deviner. All right, Keller,
hang on just a minute and we will hook you
up by a thanks. All right, Now tomorrow is choose
(50:32):
your news. I'm just letting you know, Okay, uh, coming
up guess what. I had a request for this and
I found another one, Psycho Garrett.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
That's coming up on the bullet And now they haven't
toured in forty six years. Ten CC coming to the
Majestic Theater in Dallas Friday, August ninth and we have
your tickets coming up next hour, we're going to open
up the lone Star ticket window and give away those tickets.
So if you want to see ten CC in concert,
just keep on listening to Dallas for worst Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two five eight hundred three sixty six
two eight three.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Four with Dallas fourst Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two five.
There's another band that's on the bill with the tickets
we just gave away.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
That's right, and we'll have more to give away tomorrow
at around seven fifty ec.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Chuose your news. There is a theme also that reminds me.
Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, So if you have
a question, call the old ask Us Stuff hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave you
a question there, we'll answer it on the air. Also,
I got a request for a song that we need
to play for Cowboys' training camp. We haven't played it
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this year, so I'm coming up with it.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yes it is, Yes, it is. Okay that being said,
you know, I hate to exploit people that aren't well upstairs,
but it never stopped me from doing it. And when
you got a go. I like psychle Gary, who calls
out of the blue. You never know when he's gonna call,
where he is or even who he is. You got
to react to it.
Speaker 12 (52:08):
Insane in the membrane, insane in the membrane. Who can
we be talking about? Oh my god, Gary, where have
(52:33):
you been?
Speaker 2 (52:33):
We said, you know, it's been a long time since
we heard from psychle Gary.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
Where have you been?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Just call me Gart, just Garrett gar Okay, Gary, what's up?
Speaker 8 (52:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I was laid up for a while and I couldn't
call you. Well, you called, but you had to your
station don't take collect phone calls, so I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
We where were you?
Speaker 8 (52:57):
Call? Like eight times?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
But what happened? Did you hurt yourself or what?
Speaker 8 (53:03):
No?
Speaker 11 (53:04):
They put me in Carol for a while because I
had a this incident at a at a bar.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
So wait wait wait wait wait Gary, Gary, Hold hold
it Gary and Gary? What incident at a bar?
Speaker 8 (53:20):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (53:22):
This guy was was talking crap to me through the TV,
and I started stopped.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Stop Gary, Stop Gary through the TV.
Speaker 11 (53:33):
Yeah you know the same old story, just trying to
pick on me and tell me.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
What to do.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Listen, holdly just a second, started.
Speaker 11 (53:43):
As good as I could get.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Gary, Gary, listened to me, Gary listened to me. Are
you snowing us? Or do you really hear voices coming
out of thin air and coming through the TV?
Speaker 11 (53:55):
It's not, it ain't it ain't.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
It ain't in air.
Speaker 11 (54:01):
The whole system by which they do this thing, it's
very structured and it's very focused.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
And so okay, well explain to me what explain All
they did?
Speaker 11 (54:15):
Is all they did is I just sat and I
just sat in there and we had to go to
arts and crafts things.
Speaker 8 (54:22):
That that was about it.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Okay, Now, Gary, Gary, hold on, hold on, let's bear.
Speaker 11 (54:26):
There are some crazy people in that place, Gary.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Gary, Gary, Okay, Now, first of all, you got to
fight in a bar. Do you remember the name of
the bar?
Speaker 11 (54:38):
Is the King something King King's Cabaret.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
You've got to fight in a nasty ass topless bar
on industrial boulevard.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
It's a cabaret. It's a cabaret.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, oh whatever, Oh yeah, life is a cabaret. Whump,
And you heard somebody talking to you through the TV. Yeah,
why would they have the TV on while the dancers
were up?
Speaker 8 (55:05):
So they put you in just to mess with me?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Okay, so they put you in terarroll because you were
hearing these voices.
Speaker 11 (55:12):
Right, yeah, but it was I mean, like I said,
it was like a vacation arts and crafts. Every day
at nine o'clock, they have nice lunch, watched a little TV.
It did some puzzles.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Oh that sounds like fun, Gary, that really does.
Speaker 11 (55:28):
Yeah, it was not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Oh really, but they put you there because they felt
that you needed to be there because you heard voices
coming from a TV at a nasty topless bar on
Industrial Avenue because a guy was I did see. That's
the connection I'm not getting. The TV was talking to you.
So you punched the guy out.
Speaker 11 (55:49):
Right, Well, I tried to punch him.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
You tried to punch him, and what you missed or
he blocked and ducked and covered or what.
Speaker 11 (55:58):
Well, bartender got in to it with me, and then
some big gorilla and a black shirt come up threw
me out, and then I will try to go back
in as long as a long story, but I'm I'm rested.
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Yeah, feel good.
Speaker 11 (56:14):
I'm ready to go to Vegas.
Speaker 8 (56:16):
I'm glad I won the.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Trip, Gary, What do you mean a trip to Vegas?
Speaker 11 (56:21):
The trip?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
What a trip.
Speaker 11 (56:23):
You guys said I want a trip with a guitar.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Oh no, Gary, we never said you wanted to.
Speaker 11 (56:30):
See guitar. But I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I hear it, Gary, Here again, here again is once
something goes into your wiring, it gets all wampy, jawed
and jumbled around. We never said that you won a
guitar or a trip to Vegas. We're giving away guitars
all week and all last week, and the winners are
qualified for a trip to Vegas. But I hate to
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say it, that's not you, Gary. Why not? Well, because
you didn't wind the guitar. Only people that win the
guitar are eligible for the trip to Vegas.
Speaker 13 (57:05):
You're not.
Speaker 11 (57:05):
You're not gonna take me to Vegas after all.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That, Gary, if I could afford it, I'd take you everywhere.
But as of now, I can't take you to Vegas. Now,
if you want to win the guitar, fair and square,
then you'll be in the running to go to Las Vegas.
Speaker 11 (57:21):
Well, what do I gotta do?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Well, you just listen to the show. That means more
messages coming through the radio.
Speaker 11 (57:31):
Are you sure you didn't tell me I want a trip?
Speaker 2 (57:33):
I did not tell you. I swear, Gary, I swear
believe me, if you had won a trip, you would
be the first person to know from me directly.
Speaker 11 (57:43):
Okay, because I took off work.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
You've been in the hospital. They let you offer that,
and now you've taken off work to go to Vegas
a trip that you didn't win.
Speaker 11 (57:54):
Well, I told him I want a trip, and they're like,
all right, go ahead, Gary, tell.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Them you didn't win. I'm not saying you won't win,
but you haven't won yet. Okay, Gary, are you taking
your meds? Are you taking your medicine?
Speaker 11 (58:08):
I'm going to start today.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh see, what you need to do is win a
contest that'll pay for your medications. That's what we had
to do, a contest to pay for psycho Gary's medication. No,
just Gary, I'm sorry, Just Gary. Hey, Gary, listen, don't
wait so long to call us now because we're concerned
about you.
Speaker 11 (58:29):
Well, it's not talk here. I'm kind of upset about
the guitars.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
Well, you do.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
You have as good a chance to win as anyone. Okay,
all right, all right bye Gary.
Speaker 3 (58:39):
Alright, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
In a whole poll.
Speaker 7 (58:47):
Lot of laughs on the right to work, The Bow
and Them show on Dallas Ford Words Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Let Me Start ninety two five pay for buck rides you, sir,
No matter when you read that, look at there is
to write when you.
Speaker 11 (59:12):
Take a look.
Speaker 9 (59:13):
It's based on enough by.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
A man name and I need a job, So I
want to.
Speaker 9 (59:18):
Be a with a back writer.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Made the back write.
Speaker 12 (59:25):
It's a dirty story of a dirty man that is
cleaning life.
Speaker 9 (59:29):
Doesn't understand the sun is working from the daily man.
It's steady job.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Buddy wants to.
Speaker 12 (59:36):
Be a paper back writer. Made the magat.
Speaker 9 (59:44):
A back right, a thousand men.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
It's good to take a new copyright.
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
During a week or two, I could make a good
light stop.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I could change it.
Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Around the mother with a back ride. You reason like that.
You can help you right, be a may a million
by you all the night. If you must be jan
you can say here, but I need a break and
our mother a back ride.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Apel bag ride.
Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I'd love to hear McCartney's base in that song, Oh
what is he wearing that? I wanted to play that
song because today is National paperback Book Day, So that's
the first song came to my mind.
Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It fits perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Well. Here's another song that fits perfectly. A guy wanted
me to play this song because the Cowboys are a
training camp and they may need a little help this year.
And I think we know the person that they need
to call. Ricky did Well was a great athlease. He
was a big strong boy that was quit going in
state and never college in the country. Won'ted Ricky blocking
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on the line? By the way, you know, since Sam
Williams got hurt, maybe we could use her. Now you think, yeah, Well,
if you're a parent and you got to buy school supplies,
you're probably like most parents, feeling the financial strain when
it comes to back to school shoving more than three
(01:01:59):
and four pay parents. As a matter of fact, seventy
nine percent said that schools are asking parents to buy
too much during the back to school season, half the
stuff they don't really think you need. What's more, eighty
six percent of parents believe the cost of education has
gotten out of control, and more than half said they
will have to spend more on school supplies later in
(01:02:21):
the year. Not only have expenses for back to school
supplies seem to have skyrocketed, but the supply list from
schools feel like they're getting longer each and every year,
parents are projected to spend thirty one point three billion
dollars collectively on back to school shopping this year, damn
(01:02:42):
when broken down, parents will be doling out a hefty
five hundred and eighty six dollars per k twelve student harstly. Yeah,
that's stuff nearly sixty dollars from twenty twenty and is
only exacerbating the strain on families living with a tight budget.
You gotta get everything on this list or your kid'll
(01:03:02):
be thrown in a dungeon when he gets to school.
Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
And a lot of that expense goes to like electronic items, yes,
those iPads and stuff that they need. Oh yeah, So
some jobs attract a very special breed of jerk off,
and one such job seems to be being a member
of an hoa homeowners association all dicks, Oh my god,
(01:03:28):
filled with Karen's and dicks. In Summit County, Colorado, members
of the Wilderness Homeowners Association call the local sheriff to
report children who were running an illegal lemonade stand from
that neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Oh, we need to call the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
When deputies arrived, they asked the kids to move back
a bit from the roadway, but didn't find any issue
with where the lemonade stand was located. But the drama
wasn't over, folks. Those who reported the crime then started
yelling at the children and claiming that they were on
private property. Again, deputies found no legal issue with what
the kids were doing because it was shared ho A
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property and because the children's parents are part of it,
said h o A, they had the right to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
They pay their dues.
Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
While it can't officially be confirmed, reports say that Satan
has offered the HOA members really good seats in hell
when the time comes.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Yeah, yes, come on, they want everything. Oh my god,
don't have no right with them. I can't live here.
You got all this is ha. People need a hobby.
Boneless chicken wings. I'm really not sure what the hell
that means. It's basically chicken strip that's it.
Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Yes, that's another ran for another time. I promise if
we all orner in boneless chicken wings, I think you
should be in a high chair.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
But that's just me.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Listen, the next time you're at a restaurant and you
order boneless chicken wings, anticipate the very real possibilit that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
They could have a bone. Well they're called boneless chicken wings.
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
No, they shouldn't have a bone.
Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
They should not have a bone, but they could have
a bone. And apparently that's all right. This is all
coming from the Ohio Supreme Court. For god, yeah, they
ruled the diners cannot expect boneless wings to be boneless.
The decision came in a case involving a man who
suffered an injury and a lot of medical problems after
he ate an order of boneless wings and whoop, swallowed
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a bone. He sued the restaurant for failing to post
a warning about the possibility of bones being present. The
state's High Court dismissed the case and argued that quote
boneless wings refers to a cooking style. Then that the
man should have understand the chickens have bones. That's the
way it is, people, And as long as what he
was eating was real chicken, it's reasonable to assume that
(01:05:52):
there could be a bone.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Was they quit calling it boneless chicken?
Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Yes, just ordered the chicken strips all the wings for good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
That yeah, yeah, actually get wings, get well done wings,
and you won't have to wear those bones are easy
to eat around yes they are, and they're good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I like the boneless wing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Sorry, so you like chicken strip Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Okay, let's get this straight, because we know what boneless
wings radually are. A Houston woman we first told you
about three years ago, is celebrating her one hundred and
fifteenth birthday. Elizabeth Francis is now the oldest living person
in the US of a A. She moved to the
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top spot after the death of one hundred and sixteen
year old Edie Keccarelli of California. Elizabeth was born in
Louisiana in nineteen o nine. After her mother passed away,
she and her five siblings were sent to different homes.
She was sent to Houston, where she was raised by
her aunt. By the age of twenty, she'd already witnessed
World War One, the Great Depression, and the adoption of
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the Nineteenth Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.
Elizabeth credits her long life to her faith in God
and said she never smoked and had only an occasional
glass of wine. Well, when you're one hundred and fifteen,
you're having many glasses of wine.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Girl for dinner.
Speaker 11 (01:07:22):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
While wearing a tiara at her birthday party earlier this month.
She joked at eating whatever she wants is also the
secret to her long life, and she also said that
boneless chicken isn't supposed to have bones in it. She's
one hundred and fifteen years old. She knows what she's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
You just made that up?
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Can you tell?
Speaker 9 (01:07:44):
Is it that?
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Obviously?
Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Anyway, it was funny. Elizabeth has one daughter who is
in her nineties. She has three grandchildren, five great grandchildren,
and four great great grandchildren.
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Longevity runs in her family. Her old Her sister Bertha
lived to the age of one hundred and six before
passing away in twenty and eleven.
Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
About that, I'm tired now.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I don't know if I really want to live that long.
I just think i'd be old and decrepit and I'd
be parting in front of people.
Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
You do that already?
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the difference is. We
got tickets to see ten CC coming up next on
the Bow and Them show, Don't Go Away Dallas Force
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Alrighty, let's get
to it. Ten CC. Who won our tickets to go
see ten CC? Anna, I think you might recognize this name.
Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
You hung out with this dude at the same venue
tennse C's plan Manchestic Theater for Kansas.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Dennis Leewell, Yes, Kansas, We went to Kansas together. Really well,
there you go. It's a small wild, ain't it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Welets some more ticket It's tomorrow and tomorrow's Asking Stuff Day.
So if you've got a question, call he Ask You
Stuff hotline two one four eight six six eight six
zero zero. Leave your question there. We'll play Choose your News.
For those tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller Band that'll be at seven fifty one more birthday,
I want to acknowledge a guy. I really love seeing
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this guy live. Buddy Guy. Oh hell yeah, Buddy Guy
turns eighty eight years old today and still jamming. Yeah
he still plays.
Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Yeah, he played Antones in Austin recently.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I mean, it's just he doesn't really need the money.
He just does it to keep his powder dry, as
they say, you know, he does he drinks the goodna
oh he does still tea that stuff up. So here's
this is the one and only time Jimmy and I
ever interviewed Buddy guy who turns eighty eight today, No
one and only, Buddy Guy. How you doing, Buddy? Well, well,
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you know that's all we can do is hang on.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
That's all we can do. You know. I just spoke
to someone else a few minutes ago. That was a
great blue slip. He was in Norway, and I said,
how you doing, man? He said, I'm like an apple.
I said, what do you mean? He said, I'm hanging.
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I'm hanging. Hope I don't fall so the worms get me. Buddy,
I tell you, the last time we saw you was
at Billy Bob's, Texas and he was playing that Polka
Dot guitar and you started out with Freddy Kings going
down and on the first song there you are walking
out into the audience. I said, I can't wait for
the rest.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Of the show.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
I've been doing that. It was just even before I
came to Chicago, I saw one of the great guitar players,
the first stratocast I saw it. I didn't even think
that was a guitar by a great guitar player named
Guitar Slam was hanging around New Orlean. Then he made
a big record call things I used to do.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, Freddy King did that song too.
Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Yeah, because by the way, that whole big record, that
was a big one for him, and the background and
the whole band was arranged by rach Arles because Ray
Charles didn't even have a hit out and all of
them was hanging around New Orleans playing the clubs twenty
four seven.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Wow, do you ever get back to New Orleans or
Baton Rouge just to hang out or every time you
go you're always working.
Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
Oh yeah, I bought me a home in Baton Rouge,
my oldest sister down eighty eighth, Yeah, the old This month,
I'm playing the Jazz Festival this yeff for New Orleans.
And my mother told me when I was coming up,
don't never welcome out. So I'd go down and play
the Jazz fescial about every three or four years.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
During your formative years when you were with Chess and
Vanguard in Chicago were some of the other players, some
of the musicians. Were they jealous of you?
Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
Of course, you know, but what it was, I'd give
you a little history on map when I gave here
to the average blues player, including Muddy Woolf, all of them,
they was sitting in chairs playing and they had music
stands up. Then I said, I'm in the wrong city
because I thought they had the lead seats, but they didn't.
They just had to up there and there wasn't no
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lead sheets up there because I can't read music. And
I just say, if you call me up, then I'm
gonna stand up and jump off the stage.
Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
And I did that and I got attention. And after
two or three years, yeah, I even get our player
I saw was jumping off stage and I came here,
get your slam out.
Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Of New Orleans. Had to walk the floor with a
hundred foot lead walk. And I came to Chicago one
and I walked out the door playing one day and said,
and the whole house was saying, I don't know who
he is, but he's wild and crazy and you gotta
see him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
And the rest is rock and roll history. And I know,
good to talk to you. All these years. We've never
talked to Buddy Guy before, and it's probably careful planning
on Buddy's part, but here we.
Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
Are, you know, And whatever I'm in town, man, I
wouldn't mind. You can talk to Anna, then I'll come
up and chat with you guys. Man, that's anything to
keep the blues a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
You go and bring your polka dot guitar when you do.
All right, buddy, guy, Buddy, Thanks Bud.
Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Please come and see.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Dollos Words, Classic Gargoloans, Dar ninety two five, juke box Hero.
You see juke boxes anymore every now and then? Remember
in diner? In some diners you had a juke box.
You could flip the little deals and play what song
you want to.
Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
House juke boxes are badass, man. They still got those
walk They have digital versions of them. Now it's not
the arm and the record and all that, but yeah,
they got a jam session going and dive bars still have.
Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Absolutely. When I was a kid, I used to love
to see the records come out and the needle go on. Yeah,
that was cool as hell.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Did you ever put the money on the jukebox so
that you would have the next selection?
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
No, that only works with pool tables. That only works
with pool tables. Interesting, I'll just put it in there. Okay,
let's talk time wasters. What do we got here?
Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
So Ozzy Osbourne is on an apology.
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Tour of sorts Bowl Britney spears Yes in.
Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
The latest episode of the Osbourne's podcast, Ozzy has issued
an apology for making fun of the dance videos that
Britney posts online.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Ozzie had said in a previous podcast that he was
fed up seeing poor old Britney spears on YouTube, to
which she responded, the Osborns are the most boring family
known de mankind. Kindly screw up Now. On the newest
episode of The Osborne's podcast, Ozzy apologizes, kinda.
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Britney, really your opposed me. I'm so sorry. However, it
would be better if you didn't do the sign dance
every day, change a few movements.
Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Dancing.
Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
I love your dancing. It makes you happy, and I'm
so sorry if any of us offended. You listen, I
like I like Britney.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Have done sometimes sometimes she has knives A really do
I love you?
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
They play doing that interview in the middle of a
Dave and Busters during the business hours.
Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
With the jukebox of the back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Oh yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
I love it, Ozzy the choreographer. We have Ozzie's social
post with the apology up if you want to check
that out. Now, bo you have had some choice words
in the past for the folks at the Rock and Roll.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Hall of Fame. Oh, and I will continue to have
even more choice words for the well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Guitarist Joe Bonamasa has spoken out against the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, asking that they start recognizing some
deserving older artists before they die.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
I knew I liked Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Appearing on the Artist on Record podcast, he said, I'm
glad that the late John Mayall was aware that he
was going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
but I'm sad and I'm really pissed that he didn't
live to see it, because he deserved to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Go in decades ago. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah. So we have that whole interview and the video
link to the interview up on our page. By the way,
Joe Bonamasa is going to be playing at Chalk Talk
Casino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma, on August ninth.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
All right, Dan Bruce Springsteen has.
Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Released a new twenty song digital playlist, this one from
his nineteen ninety nine reunion tour with the East Three Band,
and we have the link up for you to check
that out. Other music news, Nick Mason says artificial Intelligence
might be Pink Floyd's only hope of reconciliation. No, so
Nick Mason said that he would like to use AI
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kind of like what Abba did and what Kiss is
thinking about doing, And he said in this interview it
would be one of the things like where did Pink
Floyd go after they broke up? Where with the music?
What would the music sound like? The thing to do
would be to have an AI situation where David and
Roger actually become friends again.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, good luck with Yeah, Yeah, that might break the program.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
AI goes crazy. You can read that full interview up
on our page. And former Yes singer John Anderson has
shared the video for his brand new song True Messenger.
It's off his new album, which is coming out August
twenty third. We have the song video up for you
to check out. And finally, who doesn't like going to
the pool to cool off during the summer months. Yeah, well,
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it's nice unless you crash your car into the pool.
We have a video of a woman who lost control
of her car and crashed into somebody's backyard pool. It
was all caught on video and we've got that up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
You're probably yeah, NonStop Dallas Horrors classic Rock Lone Star
ninety two five. Well, there goes yet to another toy
box Tuesday, my gosh classic. Oh yeah, well, I can't
play the Crazy Albuquerque Bitch every time. Somebody asked for it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Now, because they requested all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Because somebody probably heard it today for the first time,
they're gonna tell their friends you never heard that before.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
No, that was great.
Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
That was from twenty ten. That's how long ago that
bitch called she needs to get laid Yeah, she needs
to get laid and locked up.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Somebody called up and said she was the original Karen.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
She was the original Karen in two thy and.
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Ten, the og Karen. And then somebody else was like,
I want my friends in Oklahoma to hear that. We said,
go to the website lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. We put up the whole show.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
That's right sight. It'll be up before eleven o'clock, the
whole replay the whole show without com ursuls and music. Amen.
All right there, So if you want it, you just
gotta go get it. Yes now. Tomorrow once again is
Ask a Stuff Day. And we like Ask a Stuff
Day because you ask questions that make us try to
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find the answer to and then we all end up
learning something. So call you, ask you stuff hotline, leave
a question two on four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Okay, okay, I've gotten a couple of emails about Olympics.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Olympics.
Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Yes, they're asking about the Olympics, and they've been watching
this weekend. Yeah, and they had questions about why certain
things happen and if certain things happen.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Oh, okay, Well we'll get to those. Do you got
a question about the Olympics. Move we'll find the answer
for you. Maybe it's about a movie, what actor played,
what and what? Yeah, yeah, heavy show, Or maybe it's
a music question, or maybe a semi personal question. Will
answer those semi personal Yeah, not two persons. Depends on
how personal they are, because some of it ain't nobody's right.
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So next is our after show decompression session, which usually
can go either way. We don't know if it's going
to hit a wall right off the bat, or if
it's going to cruise for a little while.
Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
If we're going to talk about food or something else.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I don't know. We always go back around the food,
and Randy's the one that started that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
The food porn, food porn things because we get hungry
around this time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Well, I'm here to carry that torch, baby, and Randy
would pull up different dishes from different restaurants to try
to get us salivate over.
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Show us food porn all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Look at this burger, Look at that cheese dripping down.
Oh yeah, well, let me ask you on the other
side of the coin.
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Have you guys ever started a decompression session and nothing
comes to mind and you're just kind of sitting there
with awkward silence.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
No, because we'll just flap our gums at each other.
If worst comes the.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Worst, carry functions like we did yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Oh that's why we got into parts and stuff like
that parts and we may do it again anyway. Call
me ask you stuff hotline. We'll see you tomorrow on
the Show Notes. Show I Alight by
Here's the facts from Cooter in Orlando, who sends me
a copy of a story that appeared in the Los
Angeles Times. He says, quoting the story in retrospect, lighting
the match was my big mistake, but I was only
trying to retrieve the gerbil. Eric Tamashwski told the news
doctors in the Severe burns unit of Salt Lake City Hospital,
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Tamazewski and his homosexual partner Andrew Kinky Farnham had been
admitted for emergency treatment after a session had gone seriously wrong.
I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped
Raggett our gerbil in, he explained, as usual, Kinki shouted out,
I'm ageddon, Mike que that he'd had enough. I tried
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to retrieve Raggett, but he wouldn't come out again.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So I peered into the tube.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And struck a match, thinking the light by this fact.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
At a heist press confus, the hospital spokesman described what
happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas
and flame shot out the tube, igniting mister Tomachevsky's hair
and severely burning his face. It also set fire to
the Gerbil's fur and whiskers. Which in turn ignited a
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larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the
road down Cannon Mall.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Tom Sisky suffered second degree.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Burns and a broken nose from the impact of the
Gerbil Furnham suffered first and second degree burns to his
anus and lower.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Intestinal track struck match. Take it that life might make
the terrible come out? Who says that I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You can't do a news story without cracking up pre
professional important information people need.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
He was probably just reading it off the teleprompter for
the first time. You know how a lot of major
newscasts are.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Bo well, but you should at least see what the
story is.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
A lot of times they don't see the story until
it's put up on the teleprompter.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You gotta passed it right up there. I'm not doing
this story.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
They'll be making fun of me on morning shows in Dallas.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Do you ever do that story on the freaking fool
as a matter of fact, As a matter of fact,
we did years ago and you did not crack up,
did you?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Maybe a little my face hurts, maybe just a tad
for Brad.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
Whatever happened to just regular old making out why people
got to get the tubes and the animals out.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And hell man, the guy's partner had Kinky.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
In his name. Oh yeah, that's a good point. So
you know, pretty much anything goes, but wherever it goes,
it's alive creature. Oh, I'm not judging anybody to each
his own.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Whatever floats your boat.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, just don't get any of us involved in it. No, no, dude,
unless it's a story we can crack you up over.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Now you know who I felt the worst for.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Who you feel the worst for? The Gerbil? Well, of course, seriously, Yes,
he didn't ask for any he.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Didn't do anything exactly, and he has to go up
the budgetn on then he gets burned.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
You never watched South Park and here's the story of
Lemmy Winks. That's what that reminded me of. Okay, well,
what a way to start a toy box Tuesday. Oh
gee whiz. Yes, we got blasts from the past, just
like the one you had just a minute ago.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That was a great way to start our toy box Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh of course, because we got other stuff to do.
There's birthdays we're gonna acknowledge. And Mary Aaron says she
just has to hear part one and part two of
the Lady in Albuquerque that bitched us out one time
day for that. Yes it is, yes, it is, as
we celebrate today International Day of Friendship. But shouldn't every
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day be an International Day of Friendship? Suvery much so.
On this day, the United Nations encourages governments interna national organization,
another group, to hold events that promote dialogue among civilizations, understanding, solidarity,
and reconciliation.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
In other words, just don't be a dick to everybody. Yeah,
they're probably gonna have a big celebration in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
What do you think all yet because they're so friendly
over there. It is Share a Hug Day, come on.
But again, as before you start grabbing someone, don't want
to have HR involved. They may not know it's Share
a Hug Day. Bringing in it's also National Support Public
Education Day. Absolutely, you really don't want to homeschool your kids?
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
That's getting into all the That's why we're in the
problems we're in.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know you need that time away from your little
snot nosed brat send them to school.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
This seems like a really good juncture to say how
much we love our teachers in public.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely, we love it. Appreciate you, thank you for watching
over our hell spawn for a few hours.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
They're heading back to school right now.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They headed a school year Father in law day. Well
mine was okay. Debra's dad looked exactly like Goldfinger. Yes,
I had a friend because sometimes we'd show up for
each other's kids parties and he'd walk in and go
and he would crack up.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
He did.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It is World Snorkeling Day, a lot cheaper than buying
a bunch of scuba gear. It's the best National Cheesecake Day.
By the way, the cheesecake Factory is not a real factory. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I like their pineapple upside down cheesecake. Have you ever
had that?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't like to eat things upside down. I can't
swallow National Whistleblower Appreciation Day because somebody's got to call
them out when they're screwing us around. And it's Paperback
Book Day. So guess which Beatles song you're gonna hear
before the end of the show.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
I cool.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It is a toy box Tuesday, and we have sports
of all sorts coming up. There's hardly anything except Olympics,
so we'll get right into that.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
And at seven fifty, how are we giving away those
def Leppard Journey Steve Miller band.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
We also did the toy box Tuesday. You're gonna have
to identify a toy and it's another game, okay, game.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Morning straight on with a show like it or not.
Let's hear it for radio. Hey, it's our job. We'll
kind of day Dallas Forwars Classic Rock, Loan Star ninety
two to five. It is six thirty and that means
just time Verse sports of all arts droughts.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You buy the Wheel Height Law Firm injury lawyers go
to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
And according to a new study, watching sports can actually
help you live a longer, happier lot.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Oh wow, you're gonna live forever?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, give me one. Researchers found that people who watch
sports experience greater well being than those who don't, and
this is linked to the social aspects of watching games
with other people, whether you know them or not. It
seems being connected to others through sports leads to them
more satisfied life and being less lonely. All good stuff
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that improves happiness and decreases symptoms of depression. So go
watch some sports at a sports bar and yell with
people you don't even know.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
Why not.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
It's all about human connection.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Bo Roberts.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
It is well.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
The Rangers finally won one on the road. Can I
get a ton of them?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Nathaniel Lowe hit a two run homer, Nathan Eovaldi worke
six solid innings, and the Texas Rangers snapped a three
game skid with a six to three win over the
Saint Louis Cardinals last night. Wyatt Langford added three hits
for the Rangers, who have gone six and five since
the All Star Break. Corey Seeger, Jonaheim, Adalas Garcia, and
Leodi Taveras also drove in runs for the Rangers. Two
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teams will face off again tonight in Saint Louis, with
right hander Max Shirtzer on the mound for the Rangers.
Lance Lynn will start for Saint Louis first pitch tonight
at six forty five now. Earlier yesterday, the Texas Rangers
traded veteran right hander Michael lawn Zen to the Kansas
City Royals for a minor league left handed reliever Walter Pennington.
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That was ahead of today's trade deadline. Another day, another
Rangers picture on the injured list, this time right handed
John Gray. Now he's been placed on the fifteen day
injured list with a right groin ailment suffered while warming
up for Sunday's game in Toronto. He didn't even take
the field. He is going to have an mr I
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in the next few days, so we'll keep you posted
on that.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh please, do you'all.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Ever go in to a sporting event and been in
the crosshairs of a T shirt cannon?
Speaker 10 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, you caught something from a cannon? Bill,
I've never caught something from the cannon, but I saw
what happened to Ned Flanders's wife on the.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Right.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Yes, boom.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Well, I have never been lucky, and I've always wanted
to catch something fired from a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
But no luck for me yet, chuck. But they've been
at Staple interrenis and stadiums.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
For a while, but they're about to level up, my friends,
and it's going to happen in Los Angeles. The Clippers
have taken it to the next level with their new arena,
the Intuit Dome. It's called and this thing is a
glorified T shirt cannon. It's called the Halo Board, and
it's a gigantic digital scoreboard built into the two billion
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dollar arena's roof, and it's armed with T shirt cannons
and they can specify a seat that they want to
hit with a T shirt. They can zone right in
on one single freaking seat and hit it every time.
How cool is that going to be?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
To Seaton?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
This is like Department of Defense. Yeah, technology, right.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
It's like combat drone operators in a control room somewhere,
going that guy get them right in the chest.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, but it'll never be my seat for some reason.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
You never know, you know, if they really wanted to
go crazy, they could just fire T shirts at every
single person at the same time. Yeah, And we're open
to see this in Texas soon. The Dome in LA
opens next month with a Bruno Mars concert and then
the Clippers start dunking there in October.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well, there you go. Let's talk some Olympics and I
have some Olympic history, Okay, On this date in nineteen
seventy six, Bruce who is now Caitlyn Jenner, won the
gold medal in the decathlon at the Summer Olympics in Montreal.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yes, and then months later he was on all the
Wheedies bottles.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh yes. Then he was on keeping up with the Gardashians,
and that's when I said, oh, okay, Bruce, it's nice
to see you.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
We're out and so are you.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes exactly. Speaking of the Olympics, the men's Olympic triathlon,
scheduled to start this morning has been postponed because of
the thirds in the water in the River Seine. It's
unsafe levels for athletes.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Now wow.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
The event was set to start at eight am this morning,
but Olympics organizers and World Triathlon decided to hold it
at ten forty five am tomorrow instead. That would put
the starting time about three hours after The women's event
is set to start around eight am, assuming it's safe
to go into water by that time. The US men's
gymnastics team took home a bronze medal for the all
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around team final. It is the first medal earned by
the US men's team since the two thousand and eight
Beijing Olympics. The men's team consists of Frederick Richard, Brody Malone,
Asher Hong, Asher Hong who is from Plano by the
way to go, Asher, Stefan Derosik, and some other people.
The men's skateboarding street final was rained out Saturday and
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was scheduled for yesterday. Americans jaeger Eton and Naya Houston
finished second and third respectively. Japan took home the gold
team USA. He now has collected three of the six
medals available for men's street skateboarding, which was not an
Olympic event four years ago, but it.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Is no now. I'm excited about today because today is
the women's gymnastics and I know how much you love
Simone Biles.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, bo loves him, Simon with that little Then there's
a guy named Stephen vandel Verd. He is a Dutch
beach volleyball player who served time in prison for having
sex with a twelve year old girl. He received a
lot of booze when he was introduced before losing his
match on Sunday at the Paris Olympics. I know an
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ex preacher you could hang out with and you could
swap twelve year old girl story.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
Fun.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
In other Olympic related news, Dallas native Shakarrie Richardson making
her long away to Olympics debut this week. The world
champion sprinter will compete in the women's one hundred meter competition,
which begins preliminary rounds on Friday, and the women's four
by one hundred meter relay, which starts next week on
August eighth. Now, she took home gold medals from the
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World Championships in both the one hundred meter and relay
events at Budapest last year, but she's yet to compete
in the Olympics. You may remember she was well on
her way to Tokyo in twenty twenty one when a
failed marijuana towe oh resulted in her suspension just shortly
before the Summer Games.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Woops.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Now the former Dallas Carter and LSU athlete will get
her moment on the world's biggest stage. Richardson is currently
the betting favorite to win the women's one hundred meter race.
Elane Thompson Herald, the Jamaican sprinter who won gold in
the one hundred meter in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty Olympics,
is missing the Games with an injury this year.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh well, that's one last person she got aware of that.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Well, for folks in Russia, they don't quite have it
as well as we do when it comes to being
able to watch the Paris Olympics coverage. The view it's media,
it's not really worth the effort to people in Russia.
Big hassle. Okay, only fifteen Russian citizens will be competing
in the Games, and in principle they won't necessarily be
representing that country. Russia and neighboring Malaris were banned from
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fielding national teams because of the war in Ukraine. Russia
and Belarusian athletes approved to compete will be doing so.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
As neutral neutrals. Yeah, yeh.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Russians have been intense Olympic fans since the days when
the Soviet Union sports teams were nicknamed.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The Big Red Machie, Yes, because they were so good. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
And with so few of their countrymen competing, Russia's state
TV channels are not even broadcasting any of the events.
They've sort of duct taped it away from everybody, and.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
That sucks doesn't exist because they're not there.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah bummer.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
So there. Then there's Asia Wilson, who scored twenty four
points in Breanna Stewart out of twenty two to help
the US beat Japan one oh two seventy six last
night in the Olympic opener for both teams. The Americans
now have a fifty six game Olympic winning street that
dates back to the nineteen ninety two Barcelona game.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Last of those victories before Monday also came against Japan
when the two teams played for the gold medal in
the Tokyo Games three years ago, when the US won
its seventh straight gold medal. The US women's rugby team, yes,
they've got a rugby team. They beat Great Britain, pulling
it out in the second half of their quarterfinal match
to win seventeen to seven and advanced to the semifinal
round to play for a medal. Then there's Jaeger Eaton
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and Nija Houston added two medals to Team USA talley
in the skateboarding street event yesterday. Skateboarding is an event
in the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
They kind of featured a little bit of skateboarding in
the opening ceremony the other night.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Did date that a little bit? I bust my ass.
I'd doing no skateboarding, damn right or not now? But
they play seventh in Tokyo last year. So there's Black
Tommy Floyds mean y'all ready for the freaking pool file,
ready to not get come next on the go and
then show Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
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to five coming up. Oh, we got something from the
toy box. It's a birthday of a friend of the
shows that happened over the weekend. Now it's time for
the freaking fool file. I have actually been in this
man's shoes before. A Florida man who was on felony
probation for a dui called nine to one one for
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a ride when he was really drunk and stranded in
the middle of nowhere after getting into a fight with
his wife at one a m. When she showed up
to take him home from the bar. He told police
that the woman started this huge fight with him for
no reason. Now let me just stop right there. As
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a married man, you should know that a woman always
has a reason to jump down your throat and out
your ass, even though you have no idea why. She knows.
You'd have no idea why. It could have been something
that you did months, even years ago you've totally forgotten about,
but she will never forget and will bring it up
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every time you piss her off.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
In the vault.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, deputies found him, but instead of taking him home,
he took him to jail because it turns out one
of the conditions of his probation he is not allowed
to visit any bar or drink any alcohol. I guess,
and when he was drunk when the police arrived, that
means guess what, you got a place to sleep tonight?
And of course he probably said, at least I won't
have to listen to her yelling at me. It happens.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
So a firefighter apparently pre game before responding to a fire.
A Virginia firefighter in trouble and on the administrative leave
after he got drunk and crashed the fire engine he
was driving into a parked car, so he was drunk
at YEP. Police in Petersburg, Virginia say thirty four year
old firefighter Aaron Michael Hinspader arrived at the station to
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begin his shift and was quickly called on to respond
to an emergency. He howked into the fire truck drove off,
but he didn't get very far because he lost control
of the fire truck and crashed into a parked car.
When police arrived, they noticed he was clearly intoxicated and
couldn't even follow simple instructions. He later admitted to drinking.
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Are you ready for this? Yes, eighteen beers before starting
his shift, and his blood alcohol level was off the charts.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Eighteen beers in one city, and I knew he had
to go to work before you go to work driving
a fire truck, dude.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Luckily no one was hurt in the crash. Hen Spader
has been charged with driving while intoxicated and has been
placed on administrative leaves.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Eighteen beers. Yes, I couldn't drink that much in a month.
Well I could try, but yes you could damn eight.
I issue the challenge to you, bo. I think you
can do it. I believe in you. Boy, No, thank you.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
My stomach isn't bad all right. From alcohol abuse to
drug abuse, my friends. Now for the very risky act
of carrying illegal drugs on your person. A lot of
folks that do that and struggle with addiction or whatever.
They have a specific container they carry their stuff around.
You remember Kurt Cobain used an old cigar box. That's
one example. Well, having a bag to put all your
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drug stuff in it is a pretty common occurrence.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
But labeling it bag of drugs so you won't forget, Yeah,
that's probably not real smart for you, Oh, okay, make
up sunglasses, bag of drugs?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, you never want to get him confused.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Bush. Yeah, Well, I wonder what's in this bag?
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Look here.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Forty one year old Lauren Riley was a rather intelligent
passenger in a car that was pulled over because the
driver wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's all the cop pulled him over for. But the
passenger mmmm.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
That cop looked inside the car, he saw Riley trying
to hide some paraphernalia on the floorboard. That prompted a
subsequent search of her purse, and inside was a small
bag that otherwise, they said they would have passed right
over of car.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They would always makeup bag or something.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
We're not even gonna look in there, But it had
a label on it that said bag of drugs.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Whips. Think you just got yourself.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
So inside were contraband pills and all the paraphernalia necessary
to abuse, things like crack and ice ice is the
crystal meth version of crack, cocaine, and other narcotic toys
in there too. The bag of drugs was seized. Riley
was arrested multiple drug charges on a record. The cop
that buster later said he wouldn't have paid much attention
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to that bag if it wasn't for the handy dandy
label bag.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Of drug drugs.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
I'm impressures very organized.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Well, you women are very organized. You know right where
your drugs are and where your lipstick is. Absolutely makeup bag,
eyeliner drugs, bag of drugs okay. Japanese police recently arrested
a group of unlikely criminals, three grandfathers in their late sixties, seventies,
(21:53):
and eighties, accused of breaking into at least two homes,
and according to a police the three x cons had
plotted to work together behind bars, setting clear and precise
roles for themselves as they burglarize other things.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
It sounds like a Walter Mathow Jack Lemon movie. What
was the one with Art Carney and oh oh, going
in style? Going in style?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That was it good?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
That was it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, these three old farts met behind bars, became friends,
and decided to team up for a life of crime
after being released, in order to commit crimes more efficiently.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I'm not cute.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
The trio is accused of breaking into an empty house
and stealing two hundred yen in cash, which is one
point three dollars doesn't looked like a good haul there
and three bottles of whiskey worth about ten thousand yen
or sixty five American dollars. The following month, they allegedly
robbed another empty house and stole jewelry worth approximately one
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million yen, which is six thousand, four hundred dollars. Police
are investigating the group's involvement in ten other burglaries in
two cities. Goodness, busybodies. According to a police statement, the
three ex cons had plotted to work together while they
were friends behind bars, setting clear and precise roles for
themselves once they got out of jail.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Isn't that sweet that they like bonded in prison?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, okay, we're going to go on to crime speed
when we get out of here. Look, the three old
geezers were eventually arrested. When police asked them why they
did it, they said, just to make a living. Aw
Their combined age added up to two hundred and twenty
seven years. Well, crime is one of the oldest professions.
(23:46):
The other oldest profession. I don't have the time or
the abilities.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Hey, coming up next hour, we have your shot at
tickets to see Death Leopard Journey and the Steve Miller
Band when they come to Globelife Field Monday, August twelfth,
And since it's a toy box Tuesday, Bo has a
toy commercial He's gonna play you need to guess what
toy or game it is to win those tickets. We're
going to do that around seven point fifty right here
on the Bow and Them show on Dallas fort Worth's
(24:10):
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five The
Stars one of the stars of the Bow and Them Bash, Yeah,
Stixon Foreign are touring together. One decides we're going to
open tonight, you open tomorrow. ID well, actually get out
of here. That was a great show. Yeah, I have
a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
I had a lot of fun filming you guys, signing
one zillion autographs at the broadcast Hendry Study.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
By the way, tomorrow is Ask His Stuff Day. So
if you've got a question, maybe it's about a song,
maybe it's about a movie. We'll even answer some personal questions,
depending on how personal they are. Call the Aska Stuff
Hotline two one four eight six six eighty six hundred
and we'll play Choose your News for tickets to def Leppard,
Journey and the Steve Miller Band. And there is a theme.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
There is a theme, says so on my calendar.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Alrighty, old friend of the show, Bill Ingwall turned sixty
seven over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
He's so funny.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Graduate of Richardson High School, he was born in Galveston.
I did not know that. Oh he's one of us, Yes,
but Bill turned sixty seven. He's been on this show
many times, and guess what here was one of them. Hey, hey,
what do you do?
Speaker 9 (25:21):
Is this Ingwall?
Speaker 10 (25:22):
Of course, who else calls you on this number?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
How you doing, mister Bill?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
How you been, Bob?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
You know, we're just doing what we can with what
we got to work with.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Hey, you know what I mean. I know a lot
of radio guys. You've been around, you've been in the
same town.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, we've everybody.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
He was here, he was there. That is't your fault, No,
that's but to be able to stay in the same
town as long as you have, you either owe a
lot of people money or they love you.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
The reason is nobody else will have us.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
You know what, It's still funny. I was talking to
a guy that's doing an interview the other day, and
he was a kid it doing radio thing And I said,
and I mentioned, you know, when I was growing up,
one of my favorite radios station deals was you got
and you guys remember this. This kid had no idea. Yeah,
I said, they used to play an entire album side.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
All those were the days, huhy.
Speaker 10 (26:19):
It would usually around ten o'clock they'd go here Sada
of the Allman Brothers and it was brought to you
by whatever. Yeah, it obviously worked back then. Yeah, why
can't it work now?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
I don't understand because you got other people that know
a lot more than.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
We do, and we call them consultants.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Those that can do those that can't become consultants.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
It's never a made you that we're bringing the guy
in from Kansas City to tell the Dallas DJs what Dallas.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
People wanted to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's just the way it is now.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
To me, it'd be like someone was it Bill, We're
going to bring in a Broadway actor Bass Hall to
watch your stand up to tell you what they want
to hear.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
You know, it just makes you want to slam your
head against the wall. I think I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
I didn't you know, it's funny because I got into
this whole Facebook thing. Maybe I got a fan page
and I got my page.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Every once in a while something hits me and it
just my poor wife, golbas Or Gale, who we've been
together forever. Last night she was, what are you doing.
I go, I've had it.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I just had it.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
I pick up the La Times and there's a picture.
I mean, there's a on the side story. You look
like there's the main story, and then they'll have the
little side stories on the page. The side stories are
about how many people just got blown up in Afghanistan.
The main story is how the air was taken out
of the room at the Oscars. When they cut to
Angelina Joe Lee when Jennifer Aniston was presenting that go,
(27:54):
oh my god, I go, this is why this world has.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
Gone to hell.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, when Trump's loss of life and.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
I said, I'm in this business. I have a show.
I know, you know this is like the pot calling
the kettle black. But it's like, really, this is what's
important to you. The fact that you're you're you're paying
God knows how much more a gown of guess than
you should you can't make your house pays, you're in foreclosure.
But oh my god, I hope Jennifer and Angeline to
(28:22):
get along because I just don't know if I can
handle this well.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You see, because we're a global society.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
That's right, global, I tell you, guys, I got My
theory is that God is in heaven just shaking his head,
going dude, I had it made with the monkeys too far.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I should have never let him get that thought.
Speaker 10 (28:43):
I let him reason.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And they turned into bowen Jim.
Speaker 10 (28:48):
That's it. I always tell people on my show. I say,
if you really want to know what's going on in
your town, I go read the editorial pages. Yeah, I said,
of your newspaper, because this is where people can ride in,
anybody can write in, and they and they do because
they think we care what they think.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Yees wrong.
Speaker 10 (29:06):
And so this woman had written in this story that
her that she had quit smoking fifteen years ago, and
at the time she quit smoking cigarettes for a dollar
fifty a pack, and she figured that she had saved
this this family thirty five thousand dollars, and she if
you take the price of the cigarettes now at five
fifty a packs, she saved this family almost eighty thousand dollars,
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noble lady, and she doesn't understand why her husband won't quit.
And I told Gail, my wife, I said, see, this
woman just doesn't get it. If I was that woman's husband,
I would say thank you for saving us that money.
But here's the deal. Some people smoke to relieve stress.
So now if i quit smoking, then I'm going to
kill you. And then I'm gonna get sent to prison
(29:50):
where I'm gonna need cigarettes as money. See that's called irony.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's all going to balance out in the end.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
And shut up. But the things are good, know, as
much fun as this is. I can't wait. I'm eighty because,
let me tell you them, at fifty you kind of
still care what people think about you. Yeah, in your
eighties you don't care.
Speaker 12 (30:09):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I don't care anymore.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Yeah, I mean, does grandma hold her first and at
the dinner table? No, she didn't have to.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
She's eighty, dude, don't skimping my type of you. Old
can turn the TV.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
I'm loud.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm not righting here.
Speaker 10 (30:20):
I can't wait. I just can't wait for those eight
You know, when you wouldn't when people would you could
say whatever. You can go to a restaurant and the
wagers can say how was your food? And I go
if you like shoe leather, fine.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You know she'll just say, oh, he's eighty, just leaving
me eighty.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Leave him alone, all.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Right, Billy, Bill is good to talk to you, man.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
YouTube guys, take cares.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I miss you, games all We.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Miss you too. Bill. All right, I'm down, Sun, You're
gonna blow a gasket. Lone Star ninety two five. Today
is a toy Box Tuesday, and I get this email
This was actually last week from Mary Aaron. Mary lives
in White right, Texas, north or southwest, I can't even remember.
(31:02):
But she says, can y'all please play the two phone
calls from the lady in Albuquerque that was outraged about
y'all making fun of a guy that died in a
stupid way, or as I call them, hey, y'all watch this.
We did this story on the Freaking Full Fowl about
a guy who decided he needed to change some shingles
on his roof, so he got a rope, tied one
(31:25):
endo the rope to his wife's car, and then got
up on the roof that was supposed to, you know,
keep him stable so he could go down and not
have to worry about falling off and fix the shingles
on the roof. Yep, little did he know that his
wife had to go to the stores. She got in
the cars started to drive off with him. He went
off the roof and died, and we kind of made
(31:45):
fun of it. We figure, it's bad when someone dies,
but when you die and something stupid, everybody in heaven
or hell has something to laugh about you when you
get there. Yeah, so we get this call from this
woman from Albuquerque. I'll just play it for it now.
This is in two parts because she called back three
days later.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
Mad.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yes, So here's the first call. I just think you
guys should hear this. This is what we gotta of
all the things for her to complain about, right, it
was this. I mean I can think of three things
right off the bat that we've done since we got
on the air today that would have pissed her off,
but not this. She's mad, had a freaking fool foul
(32:25):
story and I just got the call edited. So pull
over to the side of the road and welcome to
my world.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Hello. Yes, yes, I have a complaint.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh a complaint. Oh, we haven't got a good complaint
in a while. What's the matter? What did I do?
Speaker 13 (32:43):
I go ahead and let me talk?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Okay, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Am I talking to these guys on the radio?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yes, you're talking to the guy. I'm Guy one, I'm
Guy two, and I'm Gy three over there.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
Okay, Now, what are your names?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I'm Bo, I'm Jim, and I'm Randy. I'm Mo, I'm Larry,
I'm Curly.
Speaker 13 (33:02):
How many of it of you are there?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, we just introduced ourselves, so I guess there's three
of us.
Speaker 13 (33:07):
Oh I thought, well you said some other names too.
You're confusing me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Okay, all right, go ahead. What do you want to
complain about? What's the matter?
Speaker 13 (33:17):
Listen? I just was in the car and I was
with my daughter. We're going to the store. I've just
moved here from Albuquerque. Yes, I thought this was a
friendly town.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Wait at wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold
on friendly town. What does something that you're pissed off
that we did have to do with us being a
friendly town?
Speaker 13 (33:41):
Okay, Well you don't sound very friendly.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I s don't sound friendly.
Speaker 13 (33:48):
No, No, we were in the car. My daughter had
your program on. Uh huh, and so I just you know,
happened to hear it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Okay, what did I say, what I do?
Speaker 13 (33:57):
What I don about this poor that was dragged off
a roof and and he he was killed?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (34:08):
Any why did you think that was funny? Why exactly
did you think that was funny?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Did you hear the story? Did you hear the story
all the events that happened that led to his demise?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Yes, yes I did, and you didn't think it.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Wait, and you didn't think it was funny?
Speaker 13 (34:25):
Listen. I don't think anything about death is funny.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh jeez, oh god.
Speaker 13 (34:31):
Nothing about dying is funny. Do you not think.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Just just a minute, just a minute, Uh, nothing about
dying is funny. I mean you know that when that
guy got up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter looked
at his legend and said, you died. How No, that's
what he did.
Speaker 13 (34:48):
I don't know about Saint Peter laughing at him, because
I don't think anything about any kind of circumstance of
someone dying.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Lady, lady, lady, listen to me, Listen to me. Taking
everything so seriously, my god, have a laugh every once
in a while, it was funny.
Speaker 9 (35:05):
It was funny.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
It's it's not funny. You don't make fun of people.
I don't care if they are doing something that's a
little out of the ordinary.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
The man is dead. He's dead, and he died being
a dumb ass. Well, actually it wasn't really his fault.
And really think about it, you know.
Speaker 13 (35:23):
Okay, so now you're calling somebody a name to you
just said, yeah, you m ass, DUMBASSA you can't.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Even say dumb ass, you dumb ass, spell it out.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Wait a minute, that's right, because I don't use that
kind of.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oh well, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 13 (35:44):
I don't know why you would even want to use
that kind of language on a radio station. Wait a minute,
this is Dallas Fort Worked. Isn't there a church on
every corner?
Speaker 8 (35:54):
Lady?
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Hold that language? Maybe you should go to one with lady.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Lady, will you just calm down? Where did you say
you moved here from Albuquerque?
Speaker 13 (36:02):
From Albuquerque, they don't do this kind of thing on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Well, apparently you should have done like bugs Bunny and
not taken that left pint at Albuquerquie and gone somewhere else.
Calm down, My goodness, it's all a joke. Don't you
ever laugh about anything?
Speaker 13 (36:18):
You know what, I have a very good sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I have.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
You know what, I am a fun part.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh you sound like you'd be a blast to hang
out with.
Speaker 13 (36:30):
Well, maybe you should come sometime. I'll invite you to
my church. Oh okay, listen, if you think that dying
is funny, now you know, we're all going to get
there one. Yeah, that does include you, and you and
you and how many other people are talking to me
right now? Because you said there was like three, but
I think there's more than that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh, Larian Curly, Yeah, molarrying Curly here. That makes six?
Speaker 13 (36:54):
Oh okay, well, however many there are, we're all going
some day.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
I know.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
If you think that dying is funny, no matter how
strange the circumstances, then I'm going to tell you that
I'm gonna pray for you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I really appreciate that. Really, However, I have a good
feeling that the Lord above washed his hands with the
people in this room a long time ago.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
You should never say that. But you know what what,
I don't even need your last names to pray for you,
because God knows who you are.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh okay, God knows who I am. Okay, and you're
mad because we made fun of somebody dying in a
stupid way, because it's okay, okay, okay, I tell you what.
Tell you what? Why don't you talk to my station manager?
Speaker 13 (37:40):
Well? Why do I need to talk to him?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because I think he wants to know anytime we get
a call like this that he wants to hear about it,
and I think you should talk to him.
Speaker 13 (37:50):
So I'm going straight to the source.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'm going to use Okay, well, no, no, no, no,
go to the man above. Can you hold on for
just a few minutes while I'll track him down?
Speaker 9 (37:59):
What is his name?
Speaker 13 (38:00):
J D.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, okay, okay, you just hold on just a minute. Okay,
I'm gonna put you on hold okay, okay, hey, ran, yeah, yeah,
you pull up the soundboard, pull up the the full
metal jacket, the full metal jacket guy. Are you still there? Yes, okay,
(38:26):
I'm getting my my station manager on the phone. Okay,
don't don't go away, hold on, hold on, pull it up.
Have you got it? That's right there? Okay, you're still there.
I'm here, okay, okay, here, here's my station manager. His
name's j d Okay, okay, what's your name's come bag?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
What?
Speaker 13 (38:47):
What did you say? My name is?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Are you a Peter Pepper?
Speaker 12 (38:52):
What are you a Peter and Pepper? You think God cut?
Do you think god funny? What is your major?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Mouth? Pops? I'm nuts?
Speaker 13 (39:01):
What is my what do you suck?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Do you suck?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
How dare you speak to me like that?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
You're going to the office.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
I'm going to the off, to the principals office. You
better seriously call our general man. Tell him to expect
a call from some irate woman there. Okay, maybe I
was a little hard on her at the end, but
that was fun.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't hear who you are? A fun right there?
Wake around for part two because that's coming up. Because
she called back three days later. It's even better. There
is Jimmy Hendrick about the time his orange barrel acid
was kicking in lone Start ninety two five coming up.
We have tickets to go Ze def Lepard Journey and
the Steve Miller Band. But first the business at hand.
(39:55):
Sue Ellen after that one time she called call back
three days later and we didn't recognize her at first,
but we got hip to it. Real quick. The guys
I talked to the other day, well, we talked to
a lot of people.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
Yeah, no, no, no, I clubbed the other day. I
am the person that call oh whoa, oh it's the
album Querque crazy lady, you were making sign of that
poor man that died.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
And I called you.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, and you complained.
Speaker 13 (40:26):
Yes, I wanted to register complaints.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, thank you for calling back.
Speaker 8 (40:30):
She called.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
I can't believe you called back.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Well okay, okay, okay, but okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 13 (40:37):
Wait wait wait wait, I understand I'm on the air.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yes, you're on the air. And you were a big hit, darling.
You were a big hit. Yes, you were a huge hit.
Everybody loved you.
Speaker 13 (40:50):
Look, look, Brook, I don't know why you put me
on the air. You did not have permission to put
me on the air.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh wait a minute, wait, wait, wait wait hold it.
By the way, what is your name? I am Sue Ellen,
just like the bitchy character on Dalla and that lesbian bard.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
I am nothing like her. I am a very nice Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay, okay, but let me explain something to you. You
called me, right, I call you called me?
Speaker 8 (41:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
The rule says if you call me. I don't have
to get permission from you to put the call on
the air, so it's true. Yes, Now, if we were
to call you, we would have to tell you that
we were going to put you on the air.
Speaker 13 (41:36):
And we would have to think that's right. Well, I
don't think that's right. And you should not be interrupting
me when I am talking to you someone on the air.
I know that has to be against the law or something.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It is not against the law, yes.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
It is.
Speaker 13 (41:51):
People get in trouble all the times for things like that.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Listen, what you sue Ellen? Sue Ellen? You called me.
You called me to bitch and complain to me about
some story you didn't like, when actually I could have
just said, hey, there's two knobs on your radio, why
don't you use one, and then hung up on you.
But I didn't do that, did I?
Speaker 3 (42:11):
No?
Speaker 13 (42:11):
But I'll tell you why, Yause people have the right
to complain. Haven't never heard the customer.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Is always right?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Honey? Listen, I love it when you complained.
Speaker 12 (42:22):
I love that you call.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
I am so glad you called back.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
But I think that you were making fun of me,
and you think decided that you thought I was funny
or something, because you know what, you think everything is funny.
You were laughing at a man.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Well, you know what you think? Nothing is funny.
Speaker 13 (42:42):
Oh, I think plenty of things are funny. Yet is
not funny. And putting someone on the air, especially a newcomer.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
To town, Oh, I know, because you know we're not
a friendly town now thanks to me.
Speaker 13 (42:55):
I do not believe that you are, and certainly not
your radio station.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
And I know that.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (43:03):
The FAA, the f t A.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, complain to the FAA, the Federal Aviation Administration.
Speaker 10 (43:11):
Well do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yes, it's just it's the FCC, the FCC.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
Well whatever, I will find out who it is because
you all need to be suited.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Wait, what did I just say? What did I just say?
I said you called me. If you called me, I
don't have to get your permission to put it on
the air. Because you called me. I called you, Then
that's a different story.
Speaker 13 (43:35):
I don't see how that can possibly be right. And
then also what you did on the radio, because my
neighbor heard all of this.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh, so you didn't hear it directly? Somebody told you
about it.
Speaker 13 (43:48):
It doesn't matter how I know about it.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I know that it happened, okay, okay, to calm down.
Speaker 9 (43:53):
I know that it happened.
Speaker 13 (43:55):
And put this man on the phone with me, and
it was someone yelling us and thinks I could not understand. Now,
why do you think that's right?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
I didn't say it was right, but it was funny.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
What you make fun of everyone? At everything?
Speaker 12 (44:11):
It's you.
Speaker 9 (44:12):
It's my job.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, well I don't I.
Speaker 13 (44:14):
Think that your job should be to play records.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Records. Yeah, we still play record Jimmy, hand me that
stack of forty fives over there. Here you go, here's
a seventy eight seventy eight. We'll play a Glenn Miller
seventy eight forty.
Speaker 13 (44:29):
Well, I don't mean that you should go back that far.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Okay, Well, thank you, thank you. Why don't you calm down? Look, honey,
calm down. Do you really want to speak to my
general manager?
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Well?
Speaker 13 (44:41):
I just might, but not if he's gonna yell at
me again.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh no, he won't yell at No, he won't yell
at you. This time. You hold on, and I'm gonna
come right back to you. This time, you'll really get
the general manager. Okay, all right, Okay, hold on hold on, Randy, Yeah,
put me up. I cannot believe she called.
Speaker 8 (45:03):
I know it, I know it.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Let's all place a bed. Is she dumb enough to
fall for it again? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, okay, what are you still there?
Speaker 13 (45:16):
Yes? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Okay, Sue Ellen? Right, that's your name, Sue Ellen. Yes, sir, okay,
Sue Ellen. Hold on, My general manager is going to
talk to you now. Okay, hold on, I'm transferring. I'm
transferring the call. Hi, Hello, good money.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
I'm trying to reach the station manager.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Who is your daddy? And what does she do?
Speaker 3 (45:38):
What?
Speaker 13 (45:39):
I'm trying to reach the station manager.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
All day long?
Speaker 13 (45:43):
I am calling because of being on the air the
other day. I need to speak to the station manager.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Is that you?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
What the hell did you do?
Speaker 13 (45:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Stop? What? You have damaged goods? Lady?
Speaker 13 (45:57):
I'm damaged goods like discipline. Yes, I'd like to talk
to you about this disciplinary action that needs to be
taken against your morning show.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You son of a bitch?
Speaker 13 (46:09):
Were we going to this again where someone's yelling of
sent who are you? I don't think this is funny either.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She calls up, Wow, I couldn't have asked for a
better bit out of nowhere?
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Who is your daddy?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
What what does it do?
Speaker 9 (46:34):
Oh Man?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Take us to see this guy, along with Journey and
def Leppard coming up next on the boyd dem Showl
the Old Damaged Goods. Lady Annabel just inform me. It's
Arnold Schwarzenegger's birthday.
Speaker 4 (46:51):
Seventy seventh birthday.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
He's seventy seven.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
Yes, living with a donkey.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's right, that's a donkey in his house.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
The video is priceless.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Oh Man. By the way, let me remind you once
again that tomorrow is Asking Stuff Day, So if you've
got a question, call he asked the Stuff hotline two
and four eight six six eighty six hundred and we'll
play it on the air. Answer the question for you
and play choose your news this time tomorrow with a theme. Yes,
but since it's Toy Box Tuesday, I once again found
(47:23):
a toy This was more of a game, okay for
game night. It's not really a board game, but it
is a game. I'm going to play the commercial with
the name of the game strategically removed. You tell me
what this game is and I will give you tickets
to def Lepard, Journey and the Steve Miller band. Okay,
all right, all right, listen and tell me what game
(47:45):
this is?
Speaker 15 (47:46):
What the pie into the plot, make the right selection
foot clutch up, better be click, will be here and
that be there?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
What those pieces everywhere?
Speaker 9 (48:05):
But be wiped for Beware.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
When you're inter.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Keep on your toes.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Goes.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Here's push the plunger down.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Seton tim the piece.
Speaker 9 (48:21):
Don't be something you down.
Speaker 8 (48:26):
For the.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Complete with playing box, mechanical timer and twenty five geometric
shapes from lakeside like shakes side. Push the plunger down
and put the shapes in the hole. Come on, this
is easy easy two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven five. That was a game. If you
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weren't quick enough, you lose the game. Okay, still blank,
I'm stumped. Yes see you got it. Okay, I got it,
and I got it. Let's see if you guys can
get it. Because Anna can't win tickets because she's ineligible.
That's right, we have to steal them ourselves. Well we did,
(49:15):
all right, boning them. Show tell me what game that is?
Pop up? Oh it does pop up?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yes, that's not the name.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Not the name of the game. Bone of them. Show
tell me the name of the game. I'll give you
the tickets. Directors that pops up if your erector's working. Okay,
so there's two downs. Do you think third times the charm?
Maybe let's see boning them? Show tell me what game
(49:48):
that was? That was the first game to cause anxiety
called yes, Yes, awesome because if you didn't put the
little things in the right spaces, it popped up and
one of them could hit you in the eye and
put your eye out. Very good. Okay, you have tickets
(50:10):
to def Leppard, Journey and Steve Miller band. What band
are you looking forward to seeing most? Oh, def Leppard,
def Lepper All right, okay, now come to the next question.
Who is this him? This is Deviner. All right, Keller,
hang on just a minute and we will hook you
up by a thanks. All right, Now tomorrow is choose
(50:32):
your news. I'm just letting you know, Okay, uh, coming
up guess what. I had a request for this and
I found another one, Psycho Garrett.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
That's coming up on the bullet And now they haven't
toured in forty six years. Ten CC coming to the
Majestic Theater in Dallas Friday, August ninth and we have
your tickets coming up next hour, we're going to open
up the lone Star ticket window and give away those tickets.
So if you want to see ten CC in concert,
just keep on listening to Dallas for worst Classic Rock
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lone Star ninety two five eight hundred three sixty six
two eight three.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Four with Dallas fourst Classic Rock Loan Star ninety two five.
There's another band that's on the bill with the tickets
we just gave away.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
That's right, and we'll have more to give away tomorrow
at around seven fifty ec.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Chuose your news. There is a theme also that reminds me.
Tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, So if you have
a question, call the old ask Us Stuff hotline two
one four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave you
a question there, we'll answer it on the air. Also,
I got a request for a song that we need
to play for Cowboys' training camp. We haven't played it
(51:43):
this year, so I'm coming up with it.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yes it is, Yes, it is. Okay that being said,
you know, I hate to exploit people that aren't well upstairs,
but it never stopped me from doing it. And when
you got a go. I like psychle Gary, who calls
out of the blue. You never know when he's gonna call,
where he is or even who he is. You got
to react to it.
Speaker 12 (52:08):
Insane in the membrane, insane in the membrane. Who can
we be talking about? Oh my god, Gary, where have
(52:33):
you been?
Speaker 2 (52:33):
We said, you know, it's been a long time since
we heard from psychle Gary.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
Where have you been?
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Just call me Gart, just Garrett gar Okay, Gary, what's up?
Speaker 8 (52:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I was laid up for a while and I couldn't
call you. Well, you called, but you had to your
station don't take collect phone calls, so I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
We where were you?
Speaker 8 (52:57):
Call? Like eight times?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
But what happened? Did you hurt yourself or what?
Speaker 8 (53:03):
No?
Speaker 11 (53:04):
They put me in Carol for a while because I
had a this incident at a at a bar.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
So wait wait wait wait wait Gary, Gary, Hold hold
it Gary and Gary? What incident at a bar?
Speaker 8 (53:20):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (53:22):
This guy was was talking crap to me through the TV,
and I started stopped.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Stop Gary, Stop Gary through the TV.
Speaker 11 (53:33):
Yeah you know the same old story, just trying to
pick on me and tell me.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
What to do.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Listen, holdly just a second, started.
Speaker 11 (53:43):
As good as I could get.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Gary, Gary, listened to me, Gary listened to me. Are
you snowing us? Or do you really hear voices coming
out of thin air and coming through the TV?
Speaker 11 (53:55):
It's not, it ain't it ain't.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
It ain't in air.
Speaker 11 (54:01):
The whole system by which they do this thing, it's
very structured and it's very focused.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
And so okay, well explain to me what explain All
they did?
Speaker 11 (54:15):
Is all they did is I just sat and I
just sat in there and we had to go to
arts and crafts things.
Speaker 8 (54:22):
That that was about it.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Okay, Now, Gary, Gary, hold on, hold on, let's bear.
Speaker 11 (54:26):
There are some crazy people in that place, Gary.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Gary, Gary, Okay, Now, first of all, you got to
fight in a bar. Do you remember the name of
the bar?
Speaker 11 (54:38):
Is the King something King King's Cabaret.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
You've got to fight in a nasty ass topless bar
on industrial boulevard.
Speaker 11 (54:50):
It's a cabaret. It's a cabaret.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, oh whatever, Oh yeah, life is a cabaret. Whump,
And you heard somebody talking to you through the TV. Yeah,
why would they have the TV on while the dancers
were up?
Speaker 8 (55:05):
So they put you in just to mess with me?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Okay, so they put you in terarroll because you were
hearing these voices.
Speaker 11 (55:12):
Right, yeah, but it was I mean, like I said,
it was like a vacation arts and crafts. Every day
at nine o'clock, they have nice lunch, watched a little TV.
It did some puzzles.
Speaker 2 (55:24):
Oh that sounds like fun, Gary, that really does.
Speaker 11 (55:28):
Yeah, it was not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Oh really, but they put you there because they felt
that you needed to be there because you heard voices
coming from a TV at a nasty topless bar on
Industrial Avenue because a guy was I did see. That's
the connection I'm not getting. The TV was talking to you.
So you punched the guy out.
Speaker 11 (55:49):
Right, Well, I tried to punch him.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
You tried to punch him, and what you missed or
he blocked and ducked and covered or what.
Speaker 11 (55:58):
Well, bartender got in to it with me, and then
some big gorilla and a black shirt come up threw
me out, and then I will try to go back
in as long as a long story, but I'm I'm rested.
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Yeah, feel good.
Speaker 11 (56:14):
I'm ready to go to Vegas.
Speaker 8 (56:16):
I'm glad I won the.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Trip, Gary, What do you mean a trip to Vegas?
Speaker 11 (56:21):
The trip?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
What a trip.
Speaker 11 (56:23):
You guys said I want a trip with a guitar.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Oh no, Gary, we never said you wanted to.
Speaker 11 (56:30):
See guitar. But I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
I hear it, Gary, Here again, here again is once
something goes into your wiring, it gets all wampy, jawed
and jumbled around. We never said that you won a
guitar or a trip to Vegas. We're giving away guitars
all week and all last week, and the winners are
qualified for a trip to Vegas. But I hate to
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say it, that's not you, Gary. Why not? Well, because
you didn't wind the guitar. Only people that win the
guitar are eligible for the trip to Vegas.
Speaker 13 (57:05):
You're not.
Speaker 11 (57:05):
You're not gonna take me to Vegas after all.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
That, Gary, if I could afford it, I'd take you everywhere.
But as of now, I can't take you to Vegas. Now,
if you want to win the guitar, fair and square,
then you'll be in the running to go to Las Vegas.
Speaker 11 (57:21):
Well, what do I gotta do?
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Well, you just listen to the show. That means more
messages coming through the radio.
Speaker 11 (57:31):
Are you sure you didn't tell me I want a trip?
Speaker 2 (57:33):
I did not tell you. I swear, Gary, I swear
believe me, if you had won a trip, you would
be the first person to know from me directly.
Speaker 11 (57:43):
Okay, because I took off work.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
You've been in the hospital. They let you offer that,
and now you've taken off work to go to Vegas
a trip that you didn't win.
Speaker 11 (57:54):
Well, I told him I want a trip, and they're like,
all right, go ahead, Gary, tell.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Them you didn't win. I'm not saying you won't win,
but you haven't won yet. Okay, Gary, are you taking
your meds? Are you taking your medicine?
Speaker 11 (58:08):
I'm going to start today.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh see, what you need to do is win a
contest that'll pay for your medications. That's what we had
to do, a contest to pay for psycho Gary's medication. No,
just Gary, I'm sorry, Just Gary. Hey, Gary, listen, don't
wait so long to call us now because we're concerned
about you.
Speaker 11 (58:29):
Well, it's not talk here. I'm kind of upset about
the guitars.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (58:33):
Well, you do.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
You have as good a chance to win as anyone. Okay,
all right, all right bye Gary.
Speaker 3 (58:39):
Alright, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
In a whole poll.
Speaker 7 (58:47):
Lot of laughs on the right to work, The Bow
and Them show on Dallas Ford Words Classic Rock.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
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No matter when you read that, look at there is
to write when you.
Speaker 11 (59:12):
Take a look.
Speaker 9 (59:13):
It's based on enough by.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
A man name and I need a job, So I
want to.
Speaker 9 (59:18):
Be a with a back writer.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
Made the back write.
Speaker 12 (59:25):
It's a dirty story of a dirty man that is
cleaning life.
Speaker 9 (59:29):
Doesn't understand the sun is working from the daily man.
It's steady job.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
Buddy wants to.
Speaker 12 (59:36):
Be a paper back writer. Made the magat.
Speaker 9 (59:44):
A back right, a thousand men.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
It's good to take a new copyright.
Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
During a week or two, I could make a good
light stop.
Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I could change it.
Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
Around the mother with a back ride. You reason like that.
You can help you right, be a may a million
by you all the night. If you must be jan
you can say here, but I need a break and
our mother a back ride.
Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Apel bag ride.
Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
I'd love to hear McCartney's base in that song, Oh
what is he wearing that? I wanted to play that
song because today is National paperback Book Day, So that's
the first song came to my mind.
Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It fits perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Well. Here's another song that fits perfectly. A guy wanted
me to play this song because the Cowboys are a
training camp and they may need a little help this year.
And I think we know the person that they need
to call. Ricky did Well was a great athlease. He
was a big strong boy that was quit going in
state and never college in the country. Won'ted Ricky blocking
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on the line? By the way, you know, since Sam
Williams got hurt, maybe we could use her. Now you think, yeah, Well,
if you're a parent and you got to buy school supplies,
you're probably like most parents, feeling the financial strain when
it comes to back to school shoving more than three
(01:01:59):
and four pay parents. As a matter of fact, seventy
nine percent said that schools are asking parents to buy
too much during the back to school season, half the
stuff they don't really think you need. What's more, eighty
six percent of parents believe the cost of education has
gotten out of control, and more than half said they
will have to spend more on school supplies later in
(01:02:21):
the year. Not only have expenses for back to school
supplies seem to have skyrocketed, but the supply list from
schools feel like they're getting longer each and every year,
parents are projected to spend thirty one point three billion
dollars collectively on back to school shopping this year, damn
(01:02:42):
when broken down, parents will be doling out a hefty
five hundred and eighty six dollars per k twelve student harstly. Yeah,
that's stuff nearly sixty dollars from twenty twenty and is
only exacerbating the strain on families living with a tight budget.
You gotta get everything on this list or your kid'll
(01:03:02):
be thrown in a dungeon when he gets to school.
Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
And a lot of that expense goes to like electronic items, yes,
those iPads and stuff that they need. Oh yeah, So
some jobs attract a very special breed of jerk off,
and one such job seems to be being a member
of an hoa homeowners association all dicks, Oh my god,
(01:03:28):
filled with Karen's and dicks. In Summit County, Colorado, members
of the Wilderness Homeowners Association call the local sheriff to
report children who were running an illegal lemonade stand from
that neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Oh, we need to call the cops.
Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
When deputies arrived, they asked the kids to move back
a bit from the roadway, but didn't find any issue
with where the lemonade stand was located. But the drama
wasn't over, folks. Those who reported the crime then started
yelling at the children and claiming that they were on
private property. Again, deputies found no legal issue with what
the kids were doing because it was shared ho A
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property and because the children's parents are part of it,
said h o A, they had the right to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
They pay their dues.
Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
While it can't officially be confirmed, reports say that Satan
has offered the HOA members really good seats in hell
when the time comes.
Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Yeah, yes, come on, they want everything. Oh my god,
don't have no right with them. I can't live here.
You got all this is ha. People need a hobby.
Boneless chicken wings. I'm really not sure what the hell
that means. It's basically chicken strip that's it.
Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Yes, that's another ran for another time. I promise if
we all orner in boneless chicken wings, I think you
should be in a high chair.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
But that's just me.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Listen, the next time you're at a restaurant and you
order boneless chicken wings, anticipate the very real possibilit that.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
They could have a bone. Well they're called boneless chicken wings.
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
No, they shouldn't have a bone.
Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
They should not have a bone, but they could have
a bone. And apparently that's all right. This is all
coming from the Ohio Supreme Court. For god, yeah, they
ruled the diners cannot expect boneless wings to be boneless.
The decision came in a case involving a man who
suffered an injury and a lot of medical problems after
he ate an order of boneless wings and whoop, swallowed
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a bone. He sued the restaurant for failing to post
a warning about the possibility of bones being present. The
state's High Court dismissed the case and argued that quote
boneless wings refers to a cooking style. Then that the
man should have understand the chickens have bones. That's the
way it is, people, And as long as what he
was eating was real chicken, it's reasonable to assume that
(01:05:52):
there could be a bone.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Was they quit calling it boneless chicken?
Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Yes, just ordered the chicken strips all the wings for good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
That yeah, yeah, actually get wings, get well done wings,
and you won't have to wear those bones are easy
to eat around yes they are, and they're good.
Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I like the boneless wing.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Sorry, so you like chicken strip Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I did.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Okay, let's get this straight, because we know what boneless
wings radually are. A Houston woman we first told you
about three years ago, is celebrating her one hundred and
fifteenth birthday. Elizabeth Francis is now the oldest living person
in the US of a A. She moved to the
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top spot after the death of one hundred and sixteen
year old Edie Keccarelli of California. Elizabeth was born in
Louisiana in nineteen o nine. After her mother passed away,
she and her five siblings were sent to different homes.
She was sent to Houston, where she was raised by
her aunt. By the age of twenty, she'd already witnessed
World War One, the Great Depression, and the adoption of
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the Nineteenth Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.
Elizabeth credits her long life to her faith in God
and said she never smoked and had only an occasional
glass of wine. Well, when you're one hundred and fifteen,
you're having many glasses of wine.
Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Girl for dinner.
Speaker 11 (01:07:22):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
While wearing a tiara at her birthday party earlier this month.
She joked at eating whatever she wants is also the
secret to her long life, and she also said that
boneless chicken isn't supposed to have bones in it. She's
one hundred and fifteen years old. She knows what she's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
You just made that up?
Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Can you tell?
Speaker 9 (01:07:44):
Is it that?
Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Obviously?
Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Anyway, it was funny. Elizabeth has one daughter who is
in her nineties. She has three grandchildren, five great grandchildren,
and four great great grandchildren.
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Longevity runs in her family. Her old Her sister Bertha
lived to the age of one hundred and six before
passing away in twenty and eleven.
Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
About that, I'm tired now.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I don't know if I really want to live that long.
I just think i'd be old and decrepit and I'd
be parting in front of people.
Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
You do that already?
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the difference is. We
got tickets to see ten CC coming up next on
the Bow and Them show, Don't Go Away Dallas Force
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Alrighty, let's get
to it. Ten CC. Who won our tickets to go
see ten CC? Anna, I think you might recognize this name.
Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
You hung out with this dude at the same venue
tennse C's plan Manchestic Theater for Kansas.
Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Dennis Leewell, Yes, Kansas, We went to Kansas together. Really well,
there you go. It's a small wild, ain't it.
Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Welets some more ticket It's tomorrow and tomorrow's Asking Stuff Day.
So if you've got a question, call he Ask You
Stuff hotline two one four eight six six eight six
zero zero. Leave your question there. We'll play Choose your News.
For those tickets to see def Leppard, Journey and the
Steve Miller Band that'll be at seven fifty one more birthday,
I want to acknowledge a guy. I really love seeing
(01:09:22):
this guy live. Buddy Guy. Oh hell yeah, Buddy Guy
turns eighty eight years old today and still jamming. Yeah
he still plays.
Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Yeah, he played Antones in Austin recently.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I mean, it's just he doesn't really need the money.
He just does it to keep his powder dry, as
they say, you know, he does he drinks the goodna
oh he does still tea that stuff up. So here's
this is the one and only time Jimmy and I
ever interviewed Buddy guy who turns eighty eight today, No
one and only, Buddy Guy. How you doing, Buddy? Well, well,
(01:09:59):
you know that's all we can do is hang on.
Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
That's all we can do. You know. I just spoke
to someone else a few minutes ago. That was a
great blue slip. He was in Norway, and I said,
how you doing, man? He said, I'm like an apple.
I said, what do you mean? He said, I'm hanging.
Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
I'm hanging. Hope I don't fall so the worms get me. Buddy,
I tell you, the last time we saw you was
at Billy Bob's, Texas and he was playing that Polka
Dot guitar and you started out with Freddy Kings going
down and on the first song there you are walking
out into the audience. I said, I can't wait for
the rest.
Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Of the show.
Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
I've been doing that. It was just even before I
came to Chicago, I saw one of the great guitar players,
the first stratocast I saw it. I didn't even think
that was a guitar by a great guitar player named
Guitar Slam was hanging around New Orlean. Then he made
a big record call things I used to do.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, Freddy King did that song too.
Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Yeah, because by the way, that whole big record, that
was a big one for him, and the background and
the whole band was arranged by rach Arles because Ray
Charles didn't even have a hit out and all of
them was hanging around New Orleans playing the clubs twenty
four seven.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Wow, do you ever get back to New Orleans or
Baton Rouge just to hang out or every time you
go you're always working.
Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
Oh yeah, I bought me a home in Baton Rouge,
my oldest sister down eighty eighth, Yeah, the old This month,
I'm playing the Jazz Festival this yeff for New Orleans.
And my mother told me when I was coming up,
don't never welcome out. So I'd go down and play
the Jazz fescial about every three or four years.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
During your formative years when you were with Chess and
Vanguard in Chicago were some of the other players, some
of the musicians. Were they jealous of you?
Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
Of course, you know, but what it was, I'd give
you a little history on map when I gave here
to the average blues player, including Muddy Woolf, all of them,
they was sitting in chairs playing and they had music
stands up. Then I said, I'm in the wrong city
because I thought they had the lead seats, but they didn't.
They just had to up there and there wasn't no
(01:12:06):
lead sheets up there because I can't read music. And
I just say, if you call me up, then I'm
gonna stand up and jump off the stage.
Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
And I did that and I got attention. And after
two or three years, yeah, I even get our player
I saw was jumping off stage and I came here,
get your slam out.
Speaker 8 (01:12:24):
Of New Orleans. Had to walk the floor with a
hundred foot lead walk. And I came to Chicago one
and I walked out the door playing one day and said,
and the whole house was saying, I don't know who
he is, but he's wild and crazy and you gotta
see him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
And the rest is rock and roll history. And I know,
good to talk to you. All these years. We've never
talked to Buddy Guy before, and it's probably careful planning
on Buddy's part, but here we.
Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
Are, you know, And whatever I'm in town, man, I
wouldn't mind. You can talk to Anna, then I'll come
up and chat with you guys. Man, that's anything to
keep the blues a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
You go and bring your polka dot guitar when you do.
All right, buddy, guy, Buddy, Thanks Bud.
Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Please come and see.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Dollos Words, Classic Gargoloans, Dar ninety two five, juke box Hero.
You see juke boxes anymore every now and then? Remember
in diner? In some diners you had a juke box.
You could flip the little deals and play what song
you want to.
Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
House juke boxes are badass, man. They still got those
walk They have digital versions of them. Now it's not
the arm and the record and all that, but yeah,
they got a jam session going and dive bars still have.
Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Absolutely. When I was a kid, I used to love
to see the records come out and the needle go on. Yeah,
that was cool as hell.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Did you ever put the money on the jukebox so
that you would have the next selection?
Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
No, that only works with pool tables. That only works
with pool tables. Interesting, I'll just put it in there. Okay,
let's talk time wasters. What do we got here?
Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
So Ozzy Osbourne is on an apology.
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Tour of sorts Bowl Britney spears Yes in.
Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
The latest episode of the Osbourne's podcast, Ozzy has issued
an apology for making fun of the dance videos that
Britney posts online.
Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Now.
Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Ozzie had said in a previous podcast that he was
fed up seeing poor old Britney spears on YouTube, to
which she responded, the Osborns are the most boring family
known de mankind. Kindly screw up Now. On the newest
episode of The Osborne's podcast, Ozzy apologizes, kinda.
Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Britney, really your opposed me. I'm so sorry. However, it
would be better if you didn't do the sign dance
every day, change a few movements.
Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
Dancing.
Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
I love your dancing. It makes you happy, and I'm
so sorry if any of us offended. You listen, I
like I like Britney.
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Have done sometimes sometimes she has knives A really do
I love you?
Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
They play doing that interview in the middle of a
Dave and Busters during the business hours.
Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
With the jukebox of the back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Oh yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
I love it, Ozzy the choreographer. We have Ozzie's social
post with the apology up if you want to check
that out. Now, bo you have had some choice words
in the past for the folks at the Rock and Roll.
Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Hall of Fame. Oh, and I will continue to have
even more choice words for the well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Guitarist Joe Bonamasa has spoken out against the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, asking that they start recognizing some
deserving older artists before they die.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
I knew I liked Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Appearing on the Artist on Record podcast, he said, I'm
glad that the late John Mayall was aware that he
was going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
but I'm sad and I'm really pissed that he didn't
live to see it, because he deserved to.
Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Go in decades ago. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah. So we have that whole interview and the video
link to the interview up on our page. By the way,
Joe Bonamasa is going to be playing at Chalk Talk
Casino and Resort in Durant, Oklahoma, on August ninth.
Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
All right, Dan Bruce Springsteen has.
Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Released a new twenty song digital playlist, this one from
his nineteen ninety nine reunion tour with the East Three Band,
and we have the link up for you to check
that out. Other music news, Nick Mason says artificial Intelligence
might be Pink Floyd's only hope of reconciliation. No, so
Nick Mason said that he would like to use AI
(01:16:52):
kind of like what Abba did and what Kiss is
thinking about doing, And he said in this interview it
would be one of the things like where did Pink
Floyd go after they broke up? Where with the music?
What would the music sound like? The thing to do
would be to have an AI situation where David and
Roger actually become friends again.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, good luck with Yeah, Yeah, that might break the program.
Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
AI goes crazy. You can read that full interview up
on our page. And former Yes singer John Anderson has
shared the video for his brand new song True Messenger.
It's off his new album, which is coming out August
twenty third. We have the song video up for you
to check out. And finally, who doesn't like going to
the pool to cool off during the summer months. Yeah, well,
(01:17:39):
it's nice unless you crash your car into the pool.
We have a video of a woman who lost control
of her car and crashed into somebody's backyard pool. It
was all caught on video and we've got that up
on the Bow and Them show page at lone star
ninety two five dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
You're probably yeah, NonStop Dallas Horrors classic Rock Lone Star
ninety two five. Well, there goes yet to another toy
box Tuesday, my gosh classic. Oh yeah, well, I can't
play the Crazy Albuquerque Bitch every time. Somebody asked for it.
Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Now, because they requested all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Because somebody probably heard it today for the first time,
they're gonna tell their friends you never heard that before.
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
No, that was great.
Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
That was from twenty ten. That's how long ago that
bitch called she needs to get laid Yeah, she needs
to get laid and locked up.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Somebody called up and said she was the original Karen.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
She was the original Karen in two thy and.
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Ten, the og Karen. And then somebody else was like,
I want my friends in Oklahoma to hear that. We said,
go to the website lone Star ninety two to five
dot com. We put up the whole show.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
That's right sight. It'll be up before eleven o'clock, the
whole replay the whole show without com ursuls and music. Amen.
All right there, So if you want it, you just
gotta go get it. Yes now. Tomorrow once again is
Ask a Stuff Day. And we like Ask a Stuff
Day because you ask questions that make us try to
(01:19:15):
find the answer to and then we all end up
learning something. So call you, ask you stuff hotline, leave
a question two on four eight six six eighty six hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Okay, okay, I've gotten a couple of emails about Olympics.
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Olympics.
Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Yes, they're asking about the Olympics, and they've been watching
this weekend. Yeah, and they had questions about why certain
things happen and if certain things happen.
Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Oh, okay, Well we'll get to those. Do you got
a question about the Olympics. Move we'll find the answer
for you. Maybe it's about a movie, what actor played,
what and what? Yeah, yeah, heavy show, Or maybe it's
a music question, or maybe a semi personal question. Will
answer those semi personal Yeah, not two persons. Depends on
how personal they are, because some of it ain't nobody's right.
(01:20:06):
So next is our after show decompression session, which usually
can go either way. We don't know if it's going
to hit a wall right off the bat, or if
it's going to cruise for a little while.
Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
If we're going to talk about food or something else.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I don't know. We always go back around the food,
and Randy's the one that started that.
Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
The food porn, food porn things because we get hungry
around this time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Well, I'm here to carry that torch, baby, and Randy
would pull up different dishes from different restaurants to try
to get us salivate over.
Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Show us food porn all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Look at this burger, Look at that cheese dripping down.
Oh yeah, well, let me ask you on the other
side of the coin.
Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
Have you guys ever started a decompression session and nothing
comes to mind and you're just kind of sitting there
with awkward silence.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
No, because we'll just flap our gums at each other.
If worst comes the.
Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Worst, carry functions like we did yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Oh that's why we got into parts and stuff like
that parts and we may do it again anyway. Call
me ask you stuff hotline. We'll see you tomorrow on
the Show Notes. Show I Alight by
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