November 4, 2025 • 36 mins
We start off the show with a TikTok from a girl who created a "Men Diagram" without asking one simple question, "Could I be part of the problem?". Then the revelation that Trey officially has a girlfriend, and a Mississippi woman took out the last of the escaped lab monkeys.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to the Treehouse Show.
A young lady on TikTok just charted the entire male
species according to what she says is there dating app behavior?
(00:51):
Jesse went viral for unveiling her so called men diagram.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
To present you all what I like to call a
men diagram.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, In this men diagram, so for those that don't
know what even diagram is, that's the circles that are
drawn have words in them and representing something and then
they overlap and intersect. Right, So in this men diagram,
you've got the three big circles handsome, smart, and nice.
So these are the goals I guess she's got for
finding a man on a dating app. And then inside
(01:24):
that you've got nerd, jerk, and dumb, and then the
smallest point of intersection in the middle of all of it.
Gay All right, okay, do uh I know you've only
seen this diagram briefly but have you figured out the
(01:46):
problem with it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That gay is in the middle. So basically, she's saying,
if you're all of these things on the dating apps,
then you are gay.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh okay, I mean kind of like the hot crazy matrix,
which involves which involves the which is more of a
yeah line diagram of the you know, hot on one axis,
crazy on the other, and if you yo are tops
(02:27):
in both, you're a dude.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, let's hear more of her in depth beliefs
on dating apps and men, well feast.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Your eyes upon. Okay, Me and my friends refer to
the men diagram often. I often send it to men
that I'm talking to when I used to be on
dating apps, and it's a good time. Now. In the comments,
if the men end up here, I would like you
to comment where you fall on the men diagram. Now, ladies,
(03:03):
I would like you to comment what you think. Almost
every single man I've ever showed this men diagram to
has answered and how it physically could not be their
answer because if I told you why, it would give
away what the answer was.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I want you you're not giving anything away.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
She's so dull, I can't even begin to explain how
bored I am.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Talk.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh, I can't even imagine going on a date with
this girl. Like already, I'm like, can you shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, just imagine how excited you might be if you
match with her on a dating app and the first
thing she does is sends you this diagram.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So the joke, the joke that all the guys make
on her video and in general, I'm sure in her
responses that she's referring to is that we all respond with.
But I'm not going so she thinks that's a sad
joke to make. It's like, well, that's what the photo is.
You're saying that in order to be in order to
(04:11):
encompass all of these traits, then you could only be gay, gotcha.
I simply say, there could just be another diagram out there.
This one just happens to be the one that leads
down the gay path. There could just be another one
that just makes you a dude unicorn that you possess
(04:32):
all these things, but you happen to not be gay.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
After two minutes of listening to her talk, I would
have been like, I'm I hate to tell young gay.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Uh, that's just I'm about the diagram that did it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was you, You made me gay after fifty years,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It wasn't until I talk to you that I thought.
You know what, today I'd like to try some That's
what i'd like today.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I want to you make me want dudes. God, I
just can't imagine talking to her for longer than this video.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
There's look I stopped at early. There's more she's got.
She doesn't say anything, but there's more to the video,
and then she posts a follow up. But the follow
up is as useful as she is in general. But
it's still I mean, this whole thing has gone viral
because of its ridiculous nature. That's how it came across
(05:32):
my eyeballs, and that's why I wanted to present it
to you. Guys. Here is look, dating is hard. Dating
is hard now. Dating was hard twenty years ago. Dating
has always been hard. Okay, that's not fair. There was
the old days, in the caveman days where he just
bomped a woman on the head with the club, dragged
her back to your cave. That's not actually dating. So
(05:53):
I guess I could still say dating is hard.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, it's much harder now than it was even twenty
years ago, hell, even ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
But you know, I also I think you could look at.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That diagram and go, uh, you know, how do guys
react to being a boring bitch?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, we're in need of some other. Yeah, it's like
maybe it's you. That's the social media account that I
saw this on. That's the comment I posted from the
Treehouse on Air account, just simply saying, who wants to
tell her the real problem?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Too much pink? What's the common denominator? Yeah, that's what
it's like.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Uh, if we were to do because lots of the
comments in the video also point out it's like I
wonder what the woman's diagram would look like. Uh, it's basically,
you know, a circle with women in accountability, but they
rarely ever cross.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah. I mean like I hadn't you know. My ex
was like, you know, women don't don't really get along
with me, Like that's why I don't have a lot
of female friends. And I'm like, it's you. Women want
to get along with other women. Uh they do, but
you're just yeah, And so when I see this lady,
(07:20):
I'm like, ah, same same stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah. There's it's interesting because I've i've seen this with
a few women in my life where they have said like, ah,
women don't like me, blah blah blah blah blah. After
being around those examples, being around those females for a while,
I began to realize why it was other women didn't
like them. It was because she would basically their friends.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Well, frankly, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't know why women just don't like me. Well,
you've got to stop being their boyfriends. That's a big
part of it.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The problem just might.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Be you women are harder on other women like then,
like guys are not. Guys are not near as hard
on other guys as women are on other women.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We don't have to be because we know how hard
on us women can be. System. That's why bros are bros.
That's why it's bros before hose. It's because, buddy, I
know what you've been through.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's like that episode of uh Friends where he, you know,
dating the girl Ross's dating the girl Julian and then
ends up kissing Rachel and then they talk about it,
and there's two different shots when the girl's like, you know,
how was it? It's like, you know, slow at first,
and then it was passionate. He grab my hair, and
then it cuts to the guys. It's like, so I
kissed her. It's like tongue yeah, solid, good job, good job, buddy.
(08:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
We're not We're not. We don't care how good your
technique is. You did it good.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah. So I can see why this went viral. I
get the the idea behind it, uh, but it's still
that person like I don't I don't know what her
history of dating uh is and how many guys she's
gone out with that she created this then diagram, but
I think it's just it should just be one circle
(09:13):
and say me.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, but I think that's what like like my new girlfriend.
I think one of the things I I think makes us.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Click is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She doesn't seem to have the excessive need for communication
that a lot of women do.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I would like to point out right here and now
two things. Number one tradeous girlfriend. So it's official, it
is number two. I hear wedding bells. I just want
to go on the record, having called it this early
in the relationship. The date at time of recording November third,
(10:05):
twenty twenty five, twelve forty seven Atlantic Standard time ten
forty seven Central time, just so it's noted well.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And I said that to you know, Amy, my best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You know you've known Amy Newman Mack and I love
her to death. We've been friends for over thirty years.
And I have been asked like, how come y'all never dated?
And I'm like, I don't. We just never, We're never
in that position, Like I've never thought of Amy that way.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
What are the reasons?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Is?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And I love her to death, but Amy's need for
communication is epic. Yeah, like and here, so we had
at three coin for some reason, Randy had a pet scorpion.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Don't ask me why, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And it was in a bowl whatever and uh, you know,
feed at crickets whatever. Well the scorpion died last week.
Oh and for your lost, I was glad to see
it go.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh but did you have the service?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Did the guys from the scorpion show up to see?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But this is so I I told Amy, you know,
I asked her about it, and she starts talking, you know,
like why just don't know what happened? I mean, and
like she would have talked for ten minutes about everything. Well,
I gave it crickets and did this and that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I don't know. It's like sometimes things just die, just
like this conversation. Can we stop about the scorpion? Now?
What do you want to eat?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'd also like to point out that Trey, you have
a hell of a time picking bosses.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
There's some de counseling that could be going on here.
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November three, twenty twenty five the date not only that
(14:55):
we recorded this episode, but the date where Trey told
me and Raj that the new he started dating very
recently is now his girlfriend. So first of all, let
me find what I'm looking for, if possible. Congratulations wrong button, yep, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Was waiting for the part button.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't have those loaded yet, still sound effects loaded
into yet, but I'll get there. A sincere congratulations Trey.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
For those that don't know, Trey told us on a
previous episode that I believe was on our Patreon that
he found him a new lady friend the old fashioned
way by scamming a listener. Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
She reached out to me, I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You're right, I shouldn't have said that you were scamming listener.
But basically, uh, the old fashioned way to find someone
to date when you're in a on a platform like
this is to basically just date the listeners and that's
what tray the position he found himself in. So but
since here, congratulations, very very happy for you. Uh So,
(16:18):
how long ago was your first date?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
A month ago?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
All right, so one month then and it's now official
exclusive status. How long did it take before you had
that conversation?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I mean it was just last week, so man, basically
a month into it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, cool. I was just curious, just worried, Just not worry.
I'm just curious of the timeline.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, I mean I when I've had that conversation before
in the past. I just we're adults now, right, It's
not like we're kids anymore. So I'm just like, hey,
you want to keep doing this because this is the sounds,
this is great and oh the ex civity. Yeah, I
did it. It was kind of a.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It was a playful way. She h got us massages
and you had to fill out paperwork of like a
person like if it was yeah, like a contact person
and I was like yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Relationship and I was like girlfriend and she was like yeah.
I was like, all right, there's so many, so much
wrong that could be happening.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well it was there. There are There are many points
to be made on your now girlfriend being your emergency
contact at a massage, the first of which is what
if there's a fire and you're both inside.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't think it was emergency contact. It was because
we were doing it together. Like what is the relationship
of that this person to you?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh? Okay? Well that that was another question I had,
which is so she she was your emergency contact before
she was your girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I asked first, that's what I said. Kind of brought
it up in a playful way. But I like her
a lot, and yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
What was her response when you asked her about filling
it out? What you say.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Said, like I love it or whatever? It was cool? Yeah,
Well she doesn't communicate as much, so what you're expecting
her to say?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Dan, Okay, I'm just asking questions. I'm just curious.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
No, she I mean, she's still a girl. But everything.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So far, I mean, she's even like she was before
she went into she called shark week.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
She warned me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
She was like, Hey, just so you know, I get
a little emotional around this time. You know, I'll always
generally give you a warning, but uh, you know, if
I'm ever like, are you mad at me? Whatever I
do wrong? Here she goes, she goes, just tell me, hey,
you're being overemotional. It's your shark week. And she's like,
I'll snap out of it. I'm like, okay, she's like,
(19:15):
along with your leg No, I mean she was like,
sorry if that was too much information, I'm like, no,
I would much rather have that information on the front end.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
That makes my life so much easier.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It really does. Yeah, I also like that she refers
to it as shark week blood in the water.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But yeah, my girlfriend's also a listener. She has has
been for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I am so proud of you too. I just hope
that your dating of a listener goes better than my dad.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Uh yeah, so I think, you know, we don't get insurance,
so we might as well get something for being on
the show or not. I might as well get a
girlfriend out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's right. Yeah, And it's automatically a cool girlfriend if
she's a listener.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, I mean the truth of matter is, especially going
back to the radio days, I wouldn't do it just
out of the just fear that if something, you know, somehow,
if Russ would find out and just make your life
absolutely living hell.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, and next thing, you know, your life is a
living bit that's being played with, which happened to some anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
The uh so the other thing? So okay, so you
have the new girlfriend you it's official now, very exciting.
I like how you mentioned before this is why I
picked my curiosity. How she's an open communicator, but she's concise, yes,
which is perfect for you. And that's why I said
(21:08):
I smell wedding bills, because I've been around a number
of your relationships, not all of them, but a number
of them. And hearing you refer to this situation in
that way, I saw your eyes light up.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You're like, oh, it's it's been great so far. I mean,
I I and one of the other things that I
give her so many bonus points for is and to
point out so like she's coming over, you know, comes
over to my place. If Daisy starts eating, I have
(21:47):
to help her, like I literally I have to about
every so often go stir food up because she has
no teeth, and so it just gets pressed down and
she can't get to it. A lot of if people
would get very irritated by the fact that that is
grabbing my attention more than other things.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
She's completely cool with it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
She gets it, and so she gets huge bonus points
for that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That is that is a massive thing to understand your
role in Trey's world, because in Trey's world, it's Daisy
number one. God might be even with Daisy, depending on
the moment, maybe the hour just kind of depends. Then
probably Trey, because you got to put yourself, if not
(22:34):
number one, near the top. You got to take care
of you, right, that's a good thing nowadays, not bad.
And then you have an open slot. You might have
three or four open slots before we get to Tray's mom.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Oh oh, you've got a lot more than.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Three or four.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
This also lets you know that Tray's mom doesn't listen.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, but it's important for her to know that
that's sort of the hierarchy in Trey's life. And you're right, Trey,
not not everyone in a relationship is going to be
as understanding about that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, some people would be very uh best case scenario, irritated.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Some people would be threatened by it.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So it's maybe she sees it as the promising indicator
that it is, which is, if you treat Trey as
well as Daisy has throughout his life, he will spoon
feed you to the day you die.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I think that's what she I think that's what kind
of she sees. She's like, well, one day, what if
I have no teeth, who's going to start my food?
And there's it's like, I got the spoon baby, let's
do it. Well, here is something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Or if I go outside and take a leak in
the grass and get bit on the privates by a spider, Trey's.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Going to be with the young Uh huh. But you
know what here this is.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I look back at my last relationship and one of
the biggest red flags that I should have looked at
and going I get out of this is would you
leave if something happened to you? Would you leave your
pets to that person that you're dating. My last relationship
is an absolute hell No.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, mine mine gotting both my dogs in the divorce.
I guess we weren't married, but she got both my
dogs and I'm not allowed, Like there's no communication, so
I'm not even allowed to see my own dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, no, I mean that, But I'm just talking about like,
if you died, would you trust that person to take
care of your animals in a good way?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And if not, you're right, that absolutely should be a
deal breaker type situation.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah. My act was very good with the dogs, very
very good with the dogs. So yeah, I had no
no issue with that. There was a many other red
flags besides animal welfare, but she was great. I mean,
the dog's lover, so she takes care of them. She
feeds them and takes them for walks and all that
good stuff. So yeah, I didn't have a problem with that.
It's just she didn't have any friends. That was the
(25:16):
red flag. I didn't mind the love of my animals.
It's like, one, are your friends coming over? Oh don't
have any Okay, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And yeah, as long as you know, because in that
hierarchy of love, you know, my mother would fall somewhere
between mosquitoes and Jerry Jones, the GM Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I like how the scorpion just won.
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have a massive update on the infected escaped monkey story
from last week. Before we get to that, just one
more quick question about Trey and his new girlfriend Trey,
have you guys made it social media official? Is that
still a thing on Facebook where you can say in
(26:55):
a relationship with and you tag the person.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
You can I mean it's it's still I'm sure you can't.
We have not discussed that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I did that setting update with with my wife who's
now my wife, but we I made that that setting
adjustment back in like two thousand and nine when Facebook
was actually kind of cool. So I don't even know
what the current situation is on when you have a
new relationship. That's why I was curious.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I I hadn't even actually even pondered that, uh, because
of the three I probably I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Use Facebook near as much as I used to, so
and what I do, what it does go there is
usually you know, a link from what I post on Instagram,
so I don't yeah, uh, but yeah, she listens, So
I guess we'll have this discussion.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You know, is this really is an excellent way to
to you know, broke certain topics in the relationship is
talk about him here, So it kind of kind of
eases into it for her and then you guys could
have the talk if need be about whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah, but like I always bring it up. I'm like,
you didn't, like I signed up for the like I
signed up for this kick right, Like I signed up
to do stand up and be in the public space
or whatever it is. You did not, So if you
don't want to, like even when I got married, I asked,
Clario was like, we don't have to post anything about it,
like because you didn't sign up for this gig. Yeah,
(28:27):
like you didn't sign up to be a part of
the you know whatever the space is.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So and that's another discussion to have as well, when
when it sounds like an ego thing, but it's not.
It is our reality. Especially when we were on a
top rated radio show in the fifth large market in
the country. When you have a personal relationship, that one
of the discussions as that relationship progresses is involvement or not.
(28:57):
And in discussions on the show or actual participation in
shows social media stuff, are you going to make that
social media official? Do you want to be somewhat in
that light or completely not? So that's that's a whole
other discussion that for us in our position that we
have to have with people in our lives and not
(29:19):
not just romantic This works for family and friends as well.
So that's kind of a discussion you have with them
if you feel the need.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah, my thought I was hiding her. She's like, you
don't you want people to know about us? I'm like, okay,
I can. And then you'll have all these people that
will start following you and start making comments on your
page or whatever it is. Do you want that no,
that I'm not hiding you. I'm trying to explain to
you that that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, there's a difference between hiding and protecting.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah. Yeah. I mean when I had my fortieth birthday
in La it made that Time Out magazine. It was
just me and my b Sunkish who was on Castle
and Russell Peterson were just hanging out by his car
and that I'm like, you don't want to do like,
you don't want that? Yeah, Like that's annoying. But she
(30:11):
thought I was hiding with this. But my girlfriend now
is cool. She's like, yeah, I'm completely cool. So I listened.
I listen to you talk about us, but I don't
mention her name. I don't wunch what she does and nothing.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So and that's why a lot of times in the past,
depending on individual cast members relationships and the results of
those conversations might be whether or not that person gets
talked about it all if they do, or are they
given a pseudonym to protect their identity kind of a thing. So,
(30:41):
I mean, these are all things that have absolutely happened.
So these are things that are now that Raj, You're
having the conversation with your lady about and Trey will
or has have with his lady. I mean now to
mention just in general for social media stuff, forget the show,
but just from friends and families to point do you
go TikTok official or not well?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
And and.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Like I said, you want to talk about the flip
side of it of again, Amy my best friend. She
is currently married but getting a divorced from Big Al
from the Deocratic Show. And she is consistently and I
mean I'll say he wasn't a good husband and uh,
but obviously he doesn't say that on the air. He
(31:28):
you know, trays himself as the victim. And she's gotten
all sorts of awful you know, things sent to her
from from listeners of the show who don't have a
damn clue and it she is one of the most sensitive,
thoughtful people in the world and it's it devastates her
mm hm yeah uh And so yeah, there, I mean,
there is a there is a downside to being linked
(31:52):
to any of this.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Oh yeah, when when Clarion I split up, I mean
people were messaging me like I can't believe you know
what a bitch or what I'm like, No, no, we're
really good friends. We just didn't marriage wasn't good for us.
It just didn't work for us. But people were the
same thing, Like people that I'm like, I have seen
you perform, I've seen you live. You're super funny, you're
very nice, you're very cordial. I can't believe she would.
(32:15):
I'm like, we both decided, and so she was getting
grief for it. But again, like I said, you know,
when are we going to sign up for for this space?
You're going to get that grief Like that's going to happen.
It's unfortunate, but also joy like when we had good
moments like an anniversary, like people would chime in as well.
So there's two sides, I mean to a situation.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Like that, and there's another positive side to it. Whether
it is you dating or married to one of us,
or if you were just a hardcore listener, we love you.
And because of that, you get to hear about stories
like this, m.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
It scares of me.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Last week we told you about a bunch of lab
monkeys infected with herpes, hepatitis SEA and COVID that escaped
from a truck crash in Mississippi. Well, now we have
learned that a Mississippi mom shot the last monkey escapee
in order to protect her kids.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah said that again, she shot it to protect her kids.
Uh huh was the monkey coming after her kids?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Wasn't the whole reason for the wreck? Pitch those of
my kids too.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The Mississippi mom is being hailed by neighbors after she
shot a loose Reeseus monkey to protect her kids in
the aftermath of that wild truck crash that spilled lab
monkeys near Heidelberg. Jessica bon Ferguson says she bolted out
of bed when her sixteen year old son spotted one
of the animals in their yard early Sunday, with police
still on the way in Facebook rumors flying about disease
(33:54):
carrying primates on the loose, the mother of five made
a snap call. She fired twice, dropping the monkey about
sixty feet from her home. She said she did what
any mom would do with aggressive animals running around and
children playing outside. So I guess some of her kids
were playing outside and she decided to take justice into
(34:15):
her own hands by putting that diseased monkey down. By
the way, it turns out, the monkeys were apparently not
as diseased as all the internet rumors what have you believe?
Officials later confirmed the primates were not infectious, despite initial
fear they could carry the serious diseases. The monkeys were
part of a shipment from Two Lanes's National Biomedical Research Center.
(34:38):
Twenty one were on board when the truck overturned last week.
Thirteen were recovered alive on site, five died during the search,
and three kept roaming until Sunday's incident. Wildlife Wildlife officers
have since taken control of the animal. Local authority say
the monkeys still needed to be neutralized due to aggressive behavior.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I wish I don't know if you saw did You'll
see the video of there was a Spirit store like
outside of Houston that there was a I think it
was a capuchin monkey on the loose, climbing in the rafters.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
That was in Plano.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Was it in Plano? I thought it was Houston.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh, the story I saw had that in Plano. It
was paper. It is something One of the animatronics had
scared it, so it jumped off its owner and was
up in the rafters of the Spirit Halloween Store.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
There was part of me that was kind of amazed
that someone didn't you know start firing at it.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm with you, I'm absolutely with Plano. They just gave
it heroin, so it's uh in this story they called
it a cookie.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
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It's at Treehouse on Air for me at the Daniel
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Speaker 1 (36:07):
Mm hm
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to the Treehouse Show.
A young lady on TikTok just charted the entire male
species according to what she says is there dating app behavior?
(00:51):
Jesse went viral for unveiling her so called men diagram.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
To present you all what I like to call a
men diagram.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, In this men diagram, so for those that don't
know what even diagram is, that's the circles that are
drawn have words in them and representing something and then
they overlap and intersect. Right, So in this men diagram,
you've got the three big circles handsome, smart, and nice.
So these are the goals I guess she's got for
finding a man on a dating app. And then inside
(01:24):
that you've got nerd, jerk, and dumb, and then the
smallest point of intersection in the middle of all of it.
Gay All right, okay, do uh I know you've only
seen this diagram briefly but have you figured out the
(01:46):
problem with it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That gay is in the middle. So basically, she's saying,
if you're all of these things on the dating apps,
then you are gay.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh okay, I mean kind of like the hot crazy matrix,
which involves which involves the which is more of a
yeah line diagram of the you know, hot on one axis,
crazy on the other, and if you yo are tops
(02:27):
in both, you're a dude.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean, let's hear more of her in depth beliefs
on dating apps and men, well feast.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Your eyes upon. Okay, Me and my friends refer to
the men diagram often. I often send it to men
that I'm talking to when I used to be on
dating apps, and it's a good time. Now. In the comments,
if the men end up here, I would like you
to comment where you fall on the men diagram. Now, ladies,
(03:03):
I would like you to comment what you think. Almost
every single man I've ever showed this men diagram to
has answered and how it physically could not be their
answer because if I told you why, it would give
away what the answer was.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I want you you're not giving anything away.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
She's so dull, I can't even begin to explain how
bored I am.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Talk.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh, I can't even imagine going on a date with
this girl. Like already, I'm like, can you shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, just imagine how excited you might be if you
match with her on a dating app and the first
thing she does is sends you this diagram.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So the joke, the joke that all the guys make
on her video and in general, I'm sure in her
responses that she's referring to is that we all respond with.
But I'm not going so she thinks that's a sad
joke to make. It's like, well, that's what the photo is.
You're saying that in order to be in order to
(04:11):
encompass all of these traits, then you could only be gay, gotcha.
I simply say, there could just be another diagram out there.
This one just happens to be the one that leads
down the gay path. There could just be another one
that just makes you a dude unicorn that you possess
(04:32):
all these things, but you happen to not be gay.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
After two minutes of listening to her talk, I would
have been like, I'm I hate to tell young gay.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Uh, that's just I'm about the diagram that did it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was you, You made me gay after fifty years,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It wasn't until I talk to you that I thought.
You know what, today I'd like to try some That's
what i'd like today.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I want to you make me want dudes. God, I
just can't imagine talking to her for longer than this video.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
There's look I stopped at early. There's more she's got.
She doesn't say anything, but there's more to the video,
and then she posts a follow up. But the follow
up is as useful as she is in general. But
it's still I mean, this whole thing has gone viral
because of its ridiculous nature. That's how it came across
(05:32):
my eyeballs, and that's why I wanted to present it
to you. Guys. Here is look, dating is hard. Dating
is hard now. Dating was hard twenty years ago. Dating
has always been hard. Okay, that's not fair. There was
the old days, in the caveman days where he just
bomped a woman on the head with the club, dragged
her back to your cave. That's not actually dating. So
(05:53):
I guess I could still say dating is hard.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, it's much harder now than it was even twenty
years ago, hell, even ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
But you know, I also I think you could look at.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That diagram and go, uh, you know, how do guys
react to being a boring bitch?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, we're in need of some other. Yeah, it's like
maybe it's you. That's the social media account that I
saw this on. That's the comment I posted from the
Treehouse on Air account, just simply saying, who wants to
tell her the real problem?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Too much pink? What's the common denominator? Yeah, that's what
it's like.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Uh, if we were to do because lots of the
comments in the video also point out it's like I
wonder what the woman's diagram would look like. Uh, it's basically,
you know, a circle with women in accountability, but they
rarely ever cross.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah. I mean like I hadn't you know. My ex
was like, you know, women don't don't really get along
with me, Like that's why I don't have a lot
of female friends. And I'm like, it's you. Women want
to get along with other women. Uh they do, but
you're just yeah, And so when I see this lady,
(07:20):
I'm like, ah, same same stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah. There's it's interesting because I've i've seen this with
a few women in my life where they have said like, ah,
women don't like me, blah blah blah blah blah. After
being around those examples, being around those females for a while,
I began to realize why it was other women didn't
like them. It was because she would basically their friends.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Well, frankly, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't know why women just don't like me. Well,
you've got to stop being their boyfriends. That's a big
part of it.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The problem just might.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Be you women are harder on other women like then,
like guys are not. Guys are not near as hard
on other guys as women are on other women.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We don't have to be because we know how hard
on us women can be. System. That's why bros are bros.
That's why it's bros before hose. It's because, buddy, I
know what you've been through.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It's like that episode of uh Friends where he, you know,
dating the girl Ross's dating the girl Julian and then
ends up kissing Rachel and then they talk about it,
and there's two different shots when the girl's like, you know,
how was it? It's like, you know, slow at first,
and then it was passionate. He grab my hair, and
then it cuts to the guys. It's like, so I
kissed her. It's like tongue yeah, solid, good job, good job, buddy.
(08:45):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
We're not We're not. We don't care how good your
technique is. You did it good.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah. So I can see why this went viral. I
get the the idea behind it, uh, but it's still
that person like I don't I don't know what her
history of dating uh is and how many guys she's
gone out with that she created this then diagram, but
I think it's just it should just be one circle
(09:13):
and say me.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
My fault.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, but I think that's what like like my new girlfriend.
I think one of the things I I think makes us.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Click is.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She doesn't seem to have the excessive need for communication
that a lot of women do.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I would like to point out right here and now
two things. Number one tradeous girlfriend. So it's official, it
is number two. I hear wedding bells. I just want
to go on the record, having called it this early
in the relationship. The date at time of recording November third,
(10:05):
twenty twenty five, twelve forty seven Atlantic Standard time ten
forty seven Central time, just so it's noted well.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And I said that to you know, Amy, my best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You know you've known Amy Newman Mack and I love
her to death. We've been friends for over thirty years.
And I have been asked like, how come y'all never dated?
And I'm like, I don't. We just never, We're never
in that position, Like I've never thought of Amy that way.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
What are the reasons?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Is?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
And I love her to death, but Amy's need for
communication is epic. Yeah, like and here, so we had
at three coin for some reason, Randy had a pet scorpion.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Don't ask me why, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And it was in a bowl whatever and uh, you know,
feed at crickets whatever. Well the scorpion died last week.
Oh and for your lost, I was glad to see
it go.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Uh but did you have the service?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Did the guys from the scorpion show up to see?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
But this is so I I told Amy, you know,
I asked her about it, and she starts talking, you know,
like why just don't know what happened? I mean, and
like she would have talked for ten minutes about everything. Well,
I gave it crickets and did this and that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I don't know. It's like sometimes things just die, just
like this conversation. Can we stop about the scorpion? Now?
What do you want to eat?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'd also like to point out that Trey, you have
a hell of a time picking bosses.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
There's some de counseling that could be going on here.
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November three, twenty twenty five the date not only that
(14:55):
we recorded this episode, but the date where Trey told
me and Raj that the new he started dating very
recently is now his girlfriend. So first of all, let
me find what I'm looking for, if possible. Congratulations wrong button, yep, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Was waiting for the part button.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't have those loaded yet, still sound effects loaded
into yet, but I'll get there. A sincere congratulations Trey.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
For those that don't know, Trey told us on a
previous episode that I believe was on our Patreon that
he found him a new lady friend the old fashioned
way by scamming a listener. Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
She reached out to me, I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
You're right, I shouldn't have said that you were scamming listener.
But basically, uh, the old fashioned way to find someone
to date when you're in a on a platform like
this is to basically just date the listeners and that's
what tray the position he found himself in. So but
since here, congratulations, very very happy for you. Uh So,
(16:18):
how long ago was your first date?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
A month ago?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
All right, so one month then and it's now official
exclusive status. How long did it take before you had
that conversation?
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I mean it was just last week, so man, basically
a month into it.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Okay, cool. I was just curious, just worried, Just not worry.
I'm just curious of the timeline.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah, I mean I when I've had that conversation before
in the past. I just we're adults now, right, It's
not like we're kids anymore. So I'm just like, hey,
you want to keep doing this because this is the sounds,
this is great and oh the ex civity. Yeah, I
did it. It was kind of a.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It was a playful way. She h got us massages
and you had to fill out paperwork of like a
person like if it was yeah, like a contact person
and I was like yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Relationship and I was like girlfriend and she was like yeah.
I was like, all right, there's so many, so much
wrong that could be happening.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Well it was there. There are There are many points
to be made on your now girlfriend being your emergency
contact at a massage, the first of which is what
if there's a fire and you're both inside.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't think it was emergency contact. It was because
we were doing it together. Like what is the relationship
of that this person to you?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh? Okay? Well that that was another question I had,
which is so she she was your emergency contact before
she was your girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I asked first, that's what I said. Kind of brought
it up in a playful way. But I like her
a lot, and yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
What was her response when you asked her about filling
it out? What you say.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Said, like I love it or whatever? It was cool? Yeah,
Well she doesn't communicate as much, so what you're expecting
her to say?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Dan, Okay, I'm just asking questions. I'm just curious.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
No, she I mean, she's still a girl. But everything.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
So far, I mean, she's even like she was before
she went into she called shark week.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
She warned me.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
She was like, Hey, just so you know, I get
a little emotional around this time. You know, I'll always
generally give you a warning, but uh, you know, if
I'm ever like, are you mad at me? Whatever I
do wrong? Here she goes, she goes, just tell me, hey,
you're being overemotional. It's your shark week. And she's like,
I'll snap out of it. I'm like, okay, she's like,
(19:15):
along with your leg No, I mean she was like,
sorry if that was too much information, I'm like, no,
I would much rather have that information on the front end.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
That makes my life so much easier.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It really does. Yeah, I also like that she refers
to it as shark week blood in the water.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But yeah, my girlfriend's also a listener. She has has
been for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I am so proud of you too. I just hope
that your dating of a listener goes better than my dad.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Uh yeah, so I think, you know, we don't get insurance,
so we might as well get something for being on
the show or not. I might as well get a
girlfriend out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's right. Yeah, And it's automatically a cool girlfriend if
she's a listener.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, I mean the truth of matter is, especially going
back to the radio days, I wouldn't do it just
out of the just fear that if something, you know, somehow,
if Russ would find out and just make your life
absolutely living hell.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah, and next thing, you know, your life is a
living bit that's being played with, which happened to some anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
The uh so the other thing? So okay, so you
have the new girlfriend you it's official now, very exciting.
I like how you mentioned before this is why I
picked my curiosity. How she's an open communicator, but she's concise, yes,
which is perfect for you. And that's why I said
(21:08):
I smell wedding bills, because I've been around a number
of your relationships, not all of them, but a number
of them. And hearing you refer to this situation in
that way, I saw your eyes light up.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You're like, oh, it's it's been great so far. I mean,
I I and one of the other things that I
give her so many bonus points for is and to
point out so like she's coming over, you know, comes
over to my place. If Daisy starts eating, I have
(21:47):
to help her, like I literally I have to about
every so often go stir food up because she has
no teeth, and so it just gets pressed down and
she can't get to it. A lot of if people
would get very irritated by the fact that that is
grabbing my attention more than other things.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
She's completely cool with it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
She gets it, and so she gets huge bonus points
for that.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
That is that is a massive thing to understand your
role in Trey's world, because in Trey's world, it's Daisy
number one. God might be even with Daisy, depending on
the moment, maybe the hour just kind of depends. Then
probably Trey, because you got to put yourself, if not
(22:34):
number one, near the top. You got to take care
of you, right, that's a good thing nowadays, not bad.
And then you have an open slot. You might have
three or four open slots before we get to Tray's mom.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Oh oh, you've got a lot more than.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Three or four.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
This also lets you know that Tray's mom doesn't listen.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, but it's important for her to know that
that's sort of the hierarchy in Trey's life. And you're right, Trey,
not not everyone in a relationship is going to be
as understanding about that.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, some people would be very uh best case scenario, irritated.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Some people would be threatened by it.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
So it's maybe she sees it as the promising indicator
that it is, which is, if you treat Trey as
well as Daisy has throughout his life, he will spoon
feed you to the day you die.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I think that's what she I think that's what kind
of she sees. She's like, well, one day, what if
I have no teeth, who's going to start my food?
And there's it's like, I got the spoon baby, let's
do it. Well, here is something.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Or if I go outside and take a leak in
the grass and get bit on the privates by a spider, Trey's.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Going to be with the young Uh huh. But you
know what here this is.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I look back at my last relationship and one of
the biggest red flags that I should have looked at
and going I get out of this is would you
leave if something happened to you? Would you leave your
pets to that person that you're dating. My last relationship
is an absolute hell No.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, mine mine gotting both my dogs in the divorce.
I guess we weren't married, but she got both my
dogs and I'm not allowed, Like there's no communication, so
I'm not even allowed to see my own dogs.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, no, I mean that, But I'm just talking about like,
if you died, would you trust that person to take
care of your animals in a good way?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
And if not, you're right, that absolutely should be a
deal breaker type situation.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah. My act was very good with the dogs, very
very good with the dogs. So yeah, I had no
no issue with that. There was a many other red
flags besides animal welfare, but she was great. I mean,
the dog's lover, so she takes care of them. She
feeds them and takes them for walks and all that
good stuff. So yeah, I didn't have a problem with that.
It's just she didn't have any friends. That was the
(25:16):
red flag. I didn't mind the love of my animals.
It's like, one, are your friends coming over? Oh don't
have any Okay, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
And yeah, as long as you know, because in that
hierarchy of love, you know, my mother would fall somewhere
between mosquitoes and Jerry Jones, the GM Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I like how the scorpion just won.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
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Speaker 2 (25:54):
Scorpion gets to the pearly gates and says, I beat
the mom.
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Speaker 2 (26:34):
Visit us online a Treehouse on Air dot com. We
have a massive update on the infected escaped monkey story
from last week. Before we get to that, just one
more quick question about Trey and his new girlfriend Trey,
have you guys made it social media official? Is that
still a thing on Facebook where you can say in
(26:55):
a relationship with and you tag the person.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
You can I mean it's it's still I'm sure you can't.
We have not discussed that. I don't.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I did that setting update with with my wife who's
now my wife, but we I made that that setting
adjustment back in like two thousand and nine when Facebook
was actually kind of cool. So I don't even know
what the current situation is on when you have a
new relationship. That's why I was curious.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I I hadn't even actually even pondered that, uh, because
of the three I probably I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Use Facebook near as much as I used to, so
and what I do, what it does go there is
usually you know, a link from what I post on Instagram,
so I don't yeah, uh, but yeah, she listens, So
I guess we'll have this discussion.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You know, is this really is an excellent way to
to you know, broke certain topics in the relationship is
talk about him here, So it kind of kind of
eases into it for her and then you guys could
have the talk if need be about whatever.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah, but like I always bring it up. I'm like,
you didn't, like I signed up for the like I
signed up for this kick right, Like I signed up
to do stand up and be in the public space
or whatever it is. You did not, So if you
don't want to, like even when I got married, I asked,
Clario was like, we don't have to post anything about it,
like because you didn't sign up for this gig. Yeah,
(28:27):
like you didn't sign up to be a part of
the you know whatever the space is.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So and that's another discussion to have as well, when
when it sounds like an ego thing, but it's not.
It is our reality. Especially when we were on a
top rated radio show in the fifth large market in
the country. When you have a personal relationship, that one
of the discussions as that relationship progresses is involvement or not.
(28:57):
And in discussions on the show or actual participation in
shows social media stuff, are you going to make that
social media official? Do you want to be somewhat in
that light or completely not? So that's that's a whole
other discussion that for us in our position that we
have to have with people in our lives and not
(29:19):
not just romantic This works for family and friends as well.
So that's kind of a discussion you have with them
if you feel the need.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Yeah, my thought I was hiding her. She's like, you
don't you want people to know about us? I'm like, okay,
I can. And then you'll have all these people that
will start following you and start making comments on your
page or whatever it is. Do you want that no,
that I'm not hiding you. I'm trying to explain to
you that that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, there's a difference between hiding and protecting.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah. Yeah. I mean when I had my fortieth birthday
in La it made that Time Out magazine. It was
just me and my b Sunkish who was on Castle
and Russell Peterson were just hanging out by his car
and that I'm like, you don't want to do like,
you don't want that? Yeah, Like that's annoying. But she
(30:11):
thought I was hiding with this. But my girlfriend now
is cool. She's like, yeah, I'm completely cool. So I listened.
I listen to you talk about us, but I don't
mention her name. I don't wunch what she does and nothing.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
So and that's why a lot of times in the past,
depending on individual cast members relationships and the results of
those conversations might be whether or not that person gets
talked about it all if they do, or are they
given a pseudonym to protect their identity kind of a thing. So,
(30:41):
I mean, these are all things that have absolutely happened.
So these are things that are now that Raj, You're
having the conversation with your lady about and Trey will
or has have with his lady. I mean now to
mention just in general for social media stuff, forget the show,
but just from friends and families to point do you
go TikTok official or not well?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
And and.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Like I said, you want to talk about the flip
side of it of again, Amy my best friend. She
is currently married but getting a divorced from Big Al
from the Deocratic Show. And she is consistently and I
mean I'll say he wasn't a good husband and uh,
but obviously he doesn't say that on the air. He
(31:28):
you know, trays himself as the victim. And she's gotten
all sorts of awful you know, things sent to her
from from listeners of the show who don't have a
damn clue and it she is one of the most sensitive,
thoughtful people in the world and it's it devastates her
mm hm yeah uh And so yeah, there, I mean,
there is a there is a downside to being linked
(31:52):
to any of this.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Oh yeah, when when Clarion I split up, I mean
people were messaging me like I can't believe you know
what a bitch or what I'm like, No, no, we're
really good friends. We just didn't marriage wasn't good for us.
It just didn't work for us. But people were the
same thing, Like people that I'm like, I have seen
you perform, I've seen you live. You're super funny, you're
very nice, you're very cordial. I can't believe she would.
(32:15):
I'm like, we both decided, and so she was getting
grief for it. But again, like I said, you know,
when are we going to sign up for for this space?
You're going to get that grief Like that's going to happen.
It's unfortunate, but also joy like when we had good
moments like an anniversary, like people would chime in as well.
So there's two sides, I mean to a situation.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Like that, and there's another positive side to it. Whether
it is you dating or married to one of us,
or if you were just a hardcore listener, we love you.
And because of that, you get to hear about stories
like this, m.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
It scares of me.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Last week we told you about a bunch of lab
monkeys infected with herpes, hepatitis SEA and COVID that escaped
from a truck crash in Mississippi. Well, now we have
learned that a Mississippi mom shot the last monkey escapee
in order to protect her kids.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah said that again, she shot it to protect her kids.
Uh huh was the monkey coming after her kids?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Wasn't the whole reason for the wreck? Pitch those of
my kids too.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
The Mississippi mom is being hailed by neighbors after she
shot a loose Reeseus monkey to protect her kids in
the aftermath of that wild truck crash that spilled lab
monkeys near Heidelberg. Jessica bon Ferguson says she bolted out
of bed when her sixteen year old son spotted one
of the animals in their yard early Sunday, with police
still on the way in Facebook rumors flying about disease
(33:54):
carrying primates on the loose, the mother of five made
a snap call. She fired twice, dropping the monkey about
sixty feet from her home. She said she did what
any mom would do with aggressive animals running around and
children playing outside. So I guess some of her kids
were playing outside and she decided to take justice into
(34:15):
her own hands by putting that diseased monkey down. By
the way, it turns out, the monkeys were apparently not
as diseased as all the internet rumors what have you believe?
Officials later confirmed the primates were not infectious, despite initial
fear they could carry the serious diseases. The monkeys were
part of a shipment from Two Lanes's National Biomedical Research Center.
(34:38):
Twenty one were on board when the truck overturned last week.
Thirteen were recovered alive on site, five died during the search,
and three kept roaming until Sunday's incident. Wildlife Wildlife officers
have since taken control of the animal. Local authority say
the monkeys still needed to be neutralized due to aggressive behavior.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I wish I don't know if you saw did You'll
see the video of there was a Spirit store like
outside of Houston that there was a I think it
was a capuchin monkey on the loose, climbing in the rafters.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
That was in Plano.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Was it in Plano? I thought it was Houston.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh, the story I saw had that in Plano. It
was paper. It is something One of the animatronics had
scared it, so it jumped off its owner and was
up in the rafters of the Spirit Halloween Store.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
There was part of me that was kind of amazed
that someone didn't you know start firing at it.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
I'm with you, I'm absolutely with Plano. They just gave
it heroin, so it's uh in this story they called
it a cookie.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
For all things Preehouse put a Treehouse on Air dot
com find and follow us on social media for the show.
It's at Treehouse on Air for me at the Daniel
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Speaker 1 (36:07):
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