November 5, 2025 • 34 mins
We start off today learning about Kim Kardashian's views on the moon landing, then learn about the hottest topic on the internet: Chex Mix, and have another discussion of AITAH Airport edition.
LINKS:
Kim Kardashian Tries to Convince Sarah Paulson 1969 Moon Landing Was Faked
Choose your Chex Mix to eliminate: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQVcIDZie4E/
AITAH for not driving 5-6 hours to pick up a colleague/friend from the airport? : r/AITAH
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LINKS:
Kim Kardashian Tries to Convince Sarah Paulson 1969 Moon Landing Was Faked
Choose your Chex Mix to eliminate: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQVcIDZie4E/
AITAH for not driving 5-6 hours to pick up a colleague/friend from the airport? : r/AITAH
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan Olmley along with
Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to the Treehouse Show.
There are many beliefs those of us have. Sometimes we
share those beliefs. Those beliefs might be political, they might
(00:51):
be religious, they might be socioeconomic, any number of things
that we may believe in as individuals, and they don't
all require a massive public proclamation, but sometimes they are,
as in the case of Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian has
(01:13):
come out and proclaimed that she now believes the moon
landing in nineteen sixty nine was fake and she did
it in the most Kim Kardashian way possible, and that
is on her television show Like so Far a Million articles,
(01:34):
interviews with both buzz Aldrin and the other one do.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It missus girl says, what was the scariest moment? And
he goes, there was no scary moment because it didn't happen.
It could have been scary, but it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Wasn't because it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So he's gotten old and now he like slurs on
the end of dude. Yeah, so I think it didn't happen.
I'm going to go on a massive deep rive.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What's gonna Okay, go on a serious deep dive.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I sent her conspiracies all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The her in that clip is actress Sarah Paulson. I
believe they're on the Hulu show Together, All's Fair, That
is Kim Kardashian's produced show whatever, which I feel sorry
for Sarah Pulson here because I'm guessing that technically that
makes Kim Kardashian her boss, so she has to kind
of go along with her boss's wacky dum be like,
(02:28):
oh yeah, yeah, that does sound like it's ah real quick,
Do any of us think the moon landing did not
happen for real? Oh like, not for a bit on
the show or anything, Trey Raj, do either of you
really believe we never went to the moon or didn't
go to the moon in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I think we went to the moon.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've always thought we went to the moon. But oh
but well no, so I understand some of the conspiracy
theories whatever, but you now we live in a world
where both India and China have sent orbiters to the Moon. India,
in fact, it has a picture of the Apollo eleven
(03:13):
lander where it was left. Yeah, and both countries. You know,
I don't think they would spare the United States the
embarrassment of calling it out going, you faked it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think they would think they were China.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
China would would yo. Yeah, I think they would like that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, in India too, like when they when they sent
their orbiter, they just opened the first Hampton in on
the Moon. So it's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right next to the orbit.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right next to the seven eleven in the liquor store. Look.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I actually appreciate Kim Kardashian coming out in such a
public way and saying that she doesn't believe the moon
landing happened. I appreciate it when people come out as stupid,
especially when, especially when you can go to all these
experts who would be more than happy to share with
(04:17):
you the evidence that they have that we did in
fact go to the Moon. They can give you all
the reasoned arguments to show you that we went to
the moon. Experts from all walks of life, from fields
of expertise that most of us can never comprehend will
(04:38):
happily give you the evidence that, yes, we did in
fact go to the moon. But leave it to Kim
Kardashian to watch a YouTube video posted by poon Lander
sixty nine to instead of all the experts that have
the actual evidence that we did so. I appreciate the
fact that she's willing to tell all of us how
(05:00):
stupid she really is than you. She's a lawyer, No
she's not not yet. She has not passed the bar.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Apparently she got a sneak peek into her score and
that's when she came out and said she knows she
aced the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Doesn't matter. I don't care if you ace the bar.
I know lawyers. I've known a lot of lawyers. I
know some really dumb ones.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Lawyers will tell you that a lot of lawyers are
stupid just because you can memorize, and you know, if
you have good study habits, you can m That's.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, because when I think of good study habits, Kim
Kardashian is the first thing that comes to my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey, she might be really good on flash cards.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And if flash cards played in the NFL, I'm sure
she'd be.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Great on him if you can memorize, you can probably
pass the bar.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah. I've known some really bright, intelligent lawyers, and I've
known some dim ones. Uh And a lot of times
when it comes to passing the bar, it really is
more of a show about how good you are. Like
Trey said about studying and remembering and taking a test.
The practice of law is very different than passing a
(06:22):
law exam. Uh So, I one hand, I give credit
to Kim for being able to do that. Good for you.
Even if she was a brilliant lawyer, she makes a
terrible scientist.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well. And also you take that buzz Aldron clip. All
you have to do is do a little research and
understand that's not really that that clip was taken out
of context. And it's the same guy who actually punched
someone asking question yeah years.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And years ago. He's screaming at buzz Aldron, this guy screaming,
we didn't go to the moon. You didn't go to
the moon? Buzz responded, whether it's straight, right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, the moon landing people. And and then you have
their say it their dumber cousin flat earthers.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, those guys, And that's you know, I understand things
are cyclical, But how did we get back to here?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, that's the problem. Like we started out so many,
so many people on this planet started out as flat earthers,
and then science and math happened, and smart people happened
who studied these things. They were their entire lives and
said no, no, no, it's round. And part of the
reason we now know this isn't just because I did
some figuring, but also we had people on boats actually
(07:42):
started one spot and they made it back to the
same spot from the other direction. So there's proof of that.
And you're right, Raj. Now we've come full circle unintended
to where people now are back to believing that the
Earth is flat. And that's where again I appreciate when
people come out as saying Earth is flat and we
(08:03):
didn't go to the moon. Thank you for labeling yourself
for me. So now I know who not to turn
to when I'm looking for actual information about things.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And I got to the chance to meet two astronauts
that spoke at my university, and for whatever reason, that's
the number one question, not like you know, how did
they get involved in this and what you know, what
kind of education background they had, But it's always did
we land on the moon? And I can't tell you
(08:33):
how mny. So it's like I'm tired of answering this question. Yes,
and that's it. And people will still walk out of that.
People still walked out of those lectures and be like,
we didn't land on the moon. I'm like, ask the
guy who was there.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm more surprised at a bunch of students from Texas
State University in San Marcus. We're asking about the legitimacy
of going to the moon and not the real question
I thought they would ask, which is how do you
beer bong in space?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, they were just looking for spring break options, like
how did we go to the moon? Can you still
get chlamydia? There? That's what they were worried about.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Get that good space clamydia.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm sure we have it at Texas State.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Brother, Yeah, if it's on Earth, it's in San.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Marcus only, meaning the space junk.
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what was it you were saying about Kim and the
break and the moon landing?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh you just can you imagine the pillow talk between
her and Kanye?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh God, yes, that's the scariest part.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then just acted those two just asking each other questions
of which neither of them have the right answer. But
they'll talk.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I've done
it on stage. And like, the Kardashians are like bleach
if they're If you're black and they get on you, you're ruined.
She turned Kanye crazy, Like she ended Reggie Bush's career.
She turned Kanye crazy. She made ray J a billionaire.
(12:47):
So now she's a lawyer, Like, uh, what, look it is?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It is interesting. Some people have the Midas touch and
then there's the Kardashian touch. I can imagine the pillow
talk between Kim Kardashian and Kanye being something along the
lines of this. If you were hired by General Mills
to eliminate one piece from checks Mix, what would it be?
(13:16):
This is actually set the Internet on fire. This is
a real thing. General Mills hires you and you have
to decide which one to eliminate from Checksmith from chex Mix.
Which is the first to go. Is it the mini breadstick,
the ride chip, square Pretzel, corn checks, wheat checks or
circle Pretzel. It's obviously the It's the ride chip.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Ah, I was gonna go with wheat Checks.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No, it's the ride chip that needs to go. It's obvious.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, really They're just gonna automatically pick the brownest one,
just saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's not a race thing. I mean, okay, now they'm
looking at the colors of every other their item in
the checks mixed bag. It is the darkest one. It
has nothing to do with the color Raj. It's just
the one I like the least. It's just the one
that I hate. It's just the one that I occasionally
(14:17):
burn yard art in front of its house.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
A lot of right Chip rallies you go through their buddy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Look, I just don't like my brown righte chips mixed
in in the second mixed in with my other delicious
items in my bag. They should have their own separate
bag of right.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Is General Mills from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I swear this is not race based. I just don't
like the way it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The Kardashians do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's just all the Kardashians walking around with rye chip bags,
just sucking them dry.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Then one Kardashian's got you know the mini breadstick that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is yeah, yeah, Courtney's got the one mini breads. This
is actually I think, I think this is fascinating. General
Mills hires you and you have to decide which one
of these to eliminate from the checks mixed bag. A
lot of people are saying the ride chip needs to go. However,
(15:37):
there is something to be said for the people that say,
you don't need two pretzels in there, so get rid
of one of those.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You get rid of the circle pretzel because it looks
like a butthole.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's what the mini breadsticks for, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's right, it's not a whole tray, it's an opening.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Or my second would be the phallic looking mini breadstick.
I love the right chips though.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, I would go with the uh. The wheat checks
is what I would take up. I'm not a fan checks.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It is interesting how you've got the pretzel. You have
two types of pretzels, and then the checks. You've got
a corn and a wheat, so two types of the
of the checks. But then just the one rye chip
and the one mini bread stick.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
You fill the bag with something, Buddy, I don't know
what else it would be.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Has General Mills done a nothing but rye bag? I
feel like they have.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I what's the high end one? What's the one that uh?
I think they did?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, but theirs was the the garlic chip I think
there's like a garlic toast chip and not a ride chip.
You know why, because they know what's good.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You really have it out for Rye. What happened? Dad's
just what a weird thing to hate?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Look, my daddy hate Rye. My grandpappy hated Rye. Therefore
I hate Rye. Anti ride sentiment is learned. Okay, No
one is born hating Rye.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like how he's saying directly to the brown guy on
the show, don't write at me, Dad. Trey's not disagreeing.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I have said I love the right chip. That's my
favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I A lot of my friends are right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Right matters.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Amh mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you do you have the same thoughts about Rye whiskey?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Not a fan of the Rye whiskey either, No.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
A lot of people like you know, it's a little sweeter.
I just like it a little like it better, like a.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like a bullet Rye.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Mm hmm. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I just wanted to see what you were.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I can see the line, and we're right on it.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Who's wee white man.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
With no Rye friends?
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Speaker 2 (19:52):
I have a little bit more on the Chex mixed
conundrum before we leave the treehouse today. Okay, uh, but
before we go out on that low note, Raja, I
want you to watch Trey's face as I say this. Okay,
all right, Trey, how do you feel when someone asks
(20:12):
you to take them to the airport? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
There are anger, generally because I'm gonna say no unless
we're dating or or you're my stepmother.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So unless you're dating or related, do not ask Trey
for a ride to the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I have there are two things I believe when you
get to a certain age, you should not ask a
friend to do help you move take you to the airport, amen,
or you can ask, but don't be offended if they
say no. But you get to a certain age, you
should be able to afford movers and you know, get
(21:04):
an uber.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And if you can't afford movers, then you have two options. One,
don't move. Number two figured out, well.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What if your friend drives uper and it's like, hey,
I'll take you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, that's fine, that's an arrangement. That's fine, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like I said, it's ok. It's okay to ask, Just
don't be offended if they say no. Gotcha, And let's
it now. If it's some like absurd at a certain point,
figure it out, because if you're like completely putting people out,
(21:48):
you know you're being a dick because you're trying to
save some money.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Now. I already knew that, Tray. I already knew Trey's
position on people asking for a ride to the airport
or if he would help them move, but I was
reminded of it when he sent me this from Reddit.
Am I the a hole for not driving five to
six hours to pick up a colleague slash friend from
(22:11):
the airport? Do you even need the details on that?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Five to six hours hours.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, Oh that's a that's that's must be la.
That's gotta be l A traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm not sure if this story actually says the location,
but it does.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, No, it was literally, uh it it's in the
I believe it was in the northeast. And no, it's
just one of those it's uh like two hundred miles
to the airport each way. Basically, no pass.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Am I the a hole for not driving five to
six hours to pick up a colleague or friend from me?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And there's a One of the other key points in
this is there is an option that they could take
a cab or an uber like fifty minutes to get
a train and get a train to home, but they're
trying to save money, so they want someone to come
(23:19):
get them.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
F you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, because the article is one of the guys, and
so there were two people wanting to be picked up.
One of the guys was appreciative for that tip. The
other one was resentful because he thought the person should
come and get them.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
F you.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh how dare you you entitled?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Prick?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Come pick me up? Bro, f off bro.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, I mean it's one thing. If it's love Field
or DFW. You know, it's not that bad, but three hours.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, yeah, I'll but I always like to incentivize it, like, hey, man,
can you you can you come pick me up in
the airport. I'll buy lunch or I'll buy her something
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
But I'm not a tractable agreement. I think that's fine. Yeah,
that's especially if they're extenuating circumstances, because you know, like
in this case in the Northeast, it might be difficult
to get from the airport to your physical location of
where you're supposed to be type of situation. But there
are options. And if if it's if it's a personal trip,
then you should personally figure it out. If it's a
(24:24):
professional work trip type of thing, then somehow try to
figure that out. But Trey to, Yeah, go ahead, Russia.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I was gonna say, to assume somebody would drive five
to six hours for you, they're the a hole. You
shouldn't expect somebody to do that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, the expectation is is a real mother. So Trey,
didn't you? So you told us recently that you and
your lady that you started dating are now official. You
guys are boyfriend girlfriend Gratulations and didn't she go out
of town this past weekend? Was it a drive to
(25:00):
or a fly trip?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It was a fly trip.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Did she ask you to pick her up from the airport?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
She did not ask, but I offered, Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, did she take you up on it? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm telling you, Raj, they're getting married.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
And with the way they communicate, those vowels will be
very short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I offered, and uh, and she she goes, you
don't have to see the thing. Take an uber or
and or like her flight? Uh got in on Sunday night.
She goes, If you don't feel like it, I'll take
an uber home whatever. I'm like, that's not especially when
it's off times. You're not sitting in traffic. It's any
big deal. But again, you know, uh, I offered. She No,
(25:52):
she did not ask, And I actually appreciated that.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, it's those little tests early on in their relationship,
traces in the corner, just going like, yeah, check another
one off. Yeah, it's awesome. Did not ask for a
ride to airport? Is it too soon to say I
love you?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
She said she was going to hire movers. Fell in
love that day.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, I have a hard time to see imagining trying
to ask for favors like that when I feel like,
as a functioning adult, not always fully functioning, but as
a mostly functioning adult, there are certain things I should
be able to accomplish on my own without asking for help.
If there are, you know, certain times it might need
a little something out of the ordinary. That might be
one thing. But yeah, I'm with you, Trey. I feel
(26:48):
because I know how much I have hated moving and
helping people move throughout my life that if you ask
me to move, I take it now as a personal attack,
because if you've known me for any length of time,
you probably know how much I hate to move and
have made it very obvious in conversation that I do
not like to help people move and I hate moving myself.
(27:10):
Do not ask me to help you move, or I'll
give you the talk.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What is what is the What is the talk?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Do not ask me to help you move?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Not just a sentence that's not a talk. That's mostly
also a threat.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I learned that from a former program director. I'm calling
it a talk, but it's or a conversation. But in
reality it's a hard statement. Uh. If you value our friendship,
do not ask me to help you move. Because that's why.
Because and here's the other thing. If you ask me
(27:49):
to help you move and I say yes, something's up
and you should be afraid.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
That's Dan knows my diagnosis, and like, oh, I'll help
you move. Roger, you've got eight days to live. Why'd
you say, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
One last time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Not only will I help you move, but after you die,
I'll drive your casket to the airport. Tell them to
sit wherever you want to go. All right, let's jump
back into the bag of checks mix, shall we? So? Uh?
(28:40):
The thing that let the Internet on fire was the
proposition of if you were hired by General Mills to
eliminate one item from a bag of checks mix, which
is the one you choose to eliminate. Some of the
responses on this we were pretty interesting. Easy mini breadstick?
Now question, So that's one that Trey said that he
(29:02):
felt uncomfortable putting in his mouth? Is the many bread stick?
One of the pretzels? You don't need to We mentioned that.
Then come the rye cracker comments, the rye cracker any day?
Another one rye chip. They're gross and look like diseased toenails.
I agree with that. It does look like a diseased toenail.
That's why it looks familiar to me. It reminds me
(29:24):
of my papa's toe.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
No, it was that discolored. Sorry, the toe, not your papa.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Now, he was very added, but he was pure bread
sticker bread stick uh, corn checks corn fed corn bread uh.
Another one against the rye chip, the rye chip there
(29:59):
gross looked like dies these toenails, the rye chip. I
feed that to my dog and even he doesn't like
to them. And then they are the people that defended
the ryde chip, saying there are two types of people,
those who think rye chips are the best part and
then people who are wrong. Another one says, y'all are
hating on rye chips for no reason. It's the best
one here. And the rye chip has divided the internet.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh what a weird time we live in.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It really is. Look, I mean, politics, religion, were divided
on so many things, and we keep finding more things
to be divided on. Next thing, you know, the rye
chip conversation is going to divide this country even more politically.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So I'm i gotta tell the story now. I like
corn checks, like that's my that's my jam. And I
was dating this girl and you know who she is,
many years ago, and she had a baggage and I
was taking just the corn and I can't tell you
how mad she got. She's like, if you want to
do that by your own bagge check And I was like,
do you do you like the corn as well? I'll share.
(31:05):
And it was the fact that she said, this is
where I learned it from, Like Roger doesn't share food. Uh,
it's it's I learned it from her.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
She Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
She gave me a stern talking to for removing just
the corn checks.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I wonder, why why do you feel the need to
troll the woman you're in a relationship with by taking
the one thing out of a checks mixed bag.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh. I didn't know it was going to be an issue,
like like, we're grown, I can go get my own bag.
You just happen to have one, and it was the
big bag of checks mates. It wasn't like an individual
but wait, you you don't share your food, but you
were picking at hers. Well, that's where I learned it from.
I was like, okay, I'll just get my own stuff now.
And I was like, all right, that's that's if that's
(31:56):
how you want to play that, that's fine. She at
the same time, the same we go to McDonald's, she
reaches in that bag. I was like, that better not
be my fries. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
So so she early on she established a boundary and
then on the other side of that boundary, Raj built
a huge wall.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yep, and he let it down. That bitch.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Raj used to share and then you know, I.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yes, and then I got I got like, I got
a talking like like like I was a kid, like
it was an adult talking to a kid, like you know,
you're not like smack my hand. And I was like,
stop doing that. And I was like, I'll get us
another bag. I got you. Girl, I'm like, let me
how let them corn real quick? She was like, nope,
(32:49):
absolutely not. So every time we went out separate.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Food, I'd like, I'd like to do a quick hat
tip to my father for before his passing. On the holidays,
he would always make not Chex mix, but he would
make Chris Picks mix. Remember the Chrispick cereal. So instead
of it being the square checks, it's sort of the
diamond shaped cris picks with the corn and the wheat
(33:14):
on either side.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh, So what he would do is he had checks
mixed that he would make for the holidays, and I
would eat that stuff like crazy. And I loved it.
And it is I'm sure it's just coincidental that part
of the reason I loved it is that it did
not have any righteous.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I feel like they had a little a little white
in it.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I just didn't know. Your dad wasn't it in a racial.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
My dad was very progressive, actually, especially versive Oklahoma standards
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan Olmley along with
Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to the Treehouse Show.
There are many beliefs those of us have. Sometimes we
share those beliefs. Those beliefs might be political, they might
(00:51):
be religious, they might be socioeconomic, any number of things
that we may believe in as individuals, and they don't
all require a massive public proclamation, but sometimes they are,
as in the case of Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian has
(01:13):
come out and proclaimed that she now believes the moon
landing in nineteen sixty nine was fake and she did
it in the most Kim Kardashian way possible, and that
is on her television show Like so Far a Million articles,
(01:34):
interviews with both buzz Aldrin and the other one do.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It missus girl says, what was the scariest moment? And
he goes, there was no scary moment because it didn't happen.
It could have been scary, but it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Wasn't because it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So he's gotten old and now he like slurs on
the end of dude. Yeah, so I think it didn't happen.
I'm going to go on a massive deep rive.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What's gonna Okay, go on a serious deep dive.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I sent her conspiracies all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The her in that clip is actress Sarah Paulson. I
believe they're on the Hulu show Together, All's Fair, That
is Kim Kardashian's produced show whatever, which I feel sorry
for Sarah Pulson here because I'm guessing that technically that
makes Kim Kardashian her boss, so she has to kind
of go along with her boss's wacky dum be like,
(02:28):
oh yeah, yeah, that does sound like it's ah real quick,
Do any of us think the moon landing did not
happen for real? Oh like, not for a bit on
the show or anything, Trey Raj, do either of you
really believe we never went to the moon or didn't
go to the moon in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I think we went to the moon.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've always thought we went to the moon. But oh
but well no, so I understand some of the conspiracy
theories whatever, but you now we live in a world
where both India and China have sent orbiters to the Moon. India,
in fact, it has a picture of the Apollo eleven
(03:13):
lander where it was left. Yeah, and both countries. You know,
I don't think they would spare the United States the
embarrassment of calling it out going, you faked it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think they would think they were China.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
China would would yo. Yeah, I think they would like that.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, in India too, like when they when they sent
their orbiter, they just opened the first Hampton in on
the Moon. So it's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right next to the orbit.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Right next to the seven eleven in the liquor store. Look.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I actually appreciate Kim Kardashian coming out in such a
public way and saying that she doesn't believe the moon
landing happened. I appreciate it when people come out as stupid,
especially when, especially when you can go to all these
experts who would be more than happy to share with
(04:17):
you the evidence that they have that we did in
fact go to the Moon. They can give you all
the reasoned arguments to show you that we went to
the moon. Experts from all walks of life, from fields
of expertise that most of us can never comprehend will
(04:38):
happily give you the evidence that, yes, we did in
fact go to the moon. But leave it to Kim
Kardashian to watch a YouTube video posted by poon Lander
sixty nine to instead of all the experts that have
the actual evidence that we did so. I appreciate the
fact that she's willing to tell all of us how
(05:00):
stupid she really is than you. She's a lawyer, No
she's not not yet. She has not passed the bar.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Apparently she got a sneak peek into her score and
that's when she came out and said she knows she
aced the bar.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Doesn't matter. I don't care if you ace the bar.
I know lawyers. I've known a lot of lawyers. I
know some really dumb ones.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Lawyers will tell you that a lot of lawyers are
stupid just because you can memorize, and you know, if
you have good study habits, you can m That's.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, because when I think of good study habits, Kim
Kardashian is the first thing that comes to my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey, she might be really good on flash cards.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And if flash cards played in the NFL, I'm sure
she'd be.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Great on him if you can memorize, you can probably
pass the bar.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah. I've known some really bright, intelligent lawyers, and I've
known some dim ones. Uh And a lot of times
when it comes to passing the bar, it really is
more of a show about how good you are. Like
Trey said about studying and remembering and taking a test.
The practice of law is very different than passing a
(06:22):
law exam. Uh So, I one hand, I give credit
to Kim for being able to do that. Good for you.
Even if she was a brilliant lawyer, she makes a
terrible scientist.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well. And also you take that buzz Aldron clip. All
you have to do is do a little research and
understand that's not really that that clip was taken out
of context. And it's the same guy who actually punched
someone asking question yeah years.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And years ago. He's screaming at buzz Aldron, this guy screaming,
we didn't go to the moon. You didn't go to
the moon? Buzz responded, whether it's straight, right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, the moon landing people. And and then you have
their say it their dumber cousin flat earthers.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, those guys, And that's you know, I understand things
are cyclical, But how did we get back to here?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, that's the problem. Like we started out so many,
so many people on this planet started out as flat earthers,
and then science and math happened, and smart people happened
who studied these things. They were their entire lives and
said no, no, no, it's round. And part of the
reason we now know this isn't just because I did
some figuring, but also we had people on boats actually
(07:42):
started one spot and they made it back to the
same spot from the other direction. So there's proof of that.
And you're right, Raj. Now we've come full circle unintended
to where people now are back to believing that the
Earth is flat. And that's where again I appreciate when
people come out as saying Earth is flat and we
(08:03):
didn't go to the moon. Thank you for labeling yourself
for me. So now I know who not to turn
to when I'm looking for actual information about things.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And I got to the chance to meet two astronauts
that spoke at my university, and for whatever reason, that's
the number one question, not like you know, how did
they get involved in this and what you know, what
kind of education background they had, But it's always did
we land on the moon? And I can't tell you
(08:33):
how mny. So it's like I'm tired of answering this question. Yes,
and that's it. And people will still walk out of that.
People still walked out of those lectures and be like,
we didn't land on the moon. I'm like, ask the
guy who was there.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I'm more surprised at a bunch of students from Texas
State University in San Marcus. We're asking about the legitimacy
of going to the moon and not the real question
I thought they would ask, which is how do you
beer bong in space?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, they were just looking for spring break options, like
how did we go to the moon? Can you still
get chlamydia? There? That's what they were worried about.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Get that good space clamydia.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm sure we have it at Texas State.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Brother, Yeah, if it's on Earth, it's in San.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Marcus only, meaning the space junk.
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what was it you were saying about Kim and the
break and the moon landing?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh you just can you imagine the pillow talk between
her and Kanye?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Oh God, yes, that's the scariest part.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Then just acted those two just asking each other questions
of which neither of them have the right answer. But
they'll talk.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I've done
it on stage. And like, the Kardashians are like bleach
if they're If you're black and they get on you, you're ruined.
She turned Kanye crazy, Like she ended Reggie Bush's career.
She turned Kanye crazy. She made ray J a billionaire.
(12:47):
So now she's a lawyer, Like, uh, what, look it is?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It is interesting. Some people have the Midas touch and
then there's the Kardashian touch. I can imagine the pillow
talk between Kim Kardashian and Kanye being something along the
lines of this. If you were hired by General Mills
to eliminate one piece from checks Mix, what would it be?
(13:16):
This is actually set the Internet on fire. This is
a real thing. General Mills hires you and you have
to decide which one to eliminate from Checksmith from chex Mix.
Which is the first to go. Is it the mini breadstick,
the ride chip, square Pretzel, corn checks, wheat checks or
circle Pretzel. It's obviously the It's the ride chip.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Ah, I was gonna go with wheat Checks.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
No, it's the ride chip that needs to go. It's obvious.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, really They're just gonna automatically pick the brownest one,
just saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's not a race thing. I mean, okay, now they'm
looking at the colors of every other their item in
the checks mixed bag. It is the darkest one. It
has nothing to do with the color Raj. It's just
the one I like the least. It's just the one
that I hate. It's just the one that I occasionally
(14:17):
burn yard art in front of its house.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
A lot of right Chip rallies you go through their buddy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Look, I just don't like my brown righte chips mixed
in in the second mixed in with my other delicious
items in my bag. They should have their own separate
bag of right.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Is General Mills from nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I swear this is not race based. I just don't
like the way it.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The Kardashians do.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's just all the Kardashians walking around with rye chip bags,
just sucking them dry.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Then one Kardashian's got you know the mini breadstick that.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Is yeah, yeah, Courtney's got the one mini breads. This
is actually I think, I think this is fascinating. General
Mills hires you and you have to decide which one
of these to eliminate from the checks mixed bag. A
lot of people are saying the ride chip needs to go. However,
(15:37):
there is something to be said for the people that say,
you don't need two pretzels in there, so get rid
of one of those.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You get rid of the circle pretzel because it looks
like a butthole.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's what the mini breadsticks for, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's right, it's not a whole tray, it's an opening.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Or my second would be the phallic looking mini breadstick.
I love the right chips though.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, I would go with the uh. The wheat checks
is what I would take up. I'm not a fan checks.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It is interesting how you've got the pretzel. You have
two types of pretzels, and then the checks. You've got
a corn and a wheat, so two types of the
of the checks. But then just the one rye chip
and the one mini bread stick.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
You fill the bag with something, Buddy, I don't know
what else it would be.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Has General Mills done a nothing but rye bag? I
feel like they have.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I what's the high end one? What's the one that uh?
I think they did?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, but theirs was the the garlic chip I think
there's like a garlic toast chip and not a ride chip.
You know why, because they know what's good.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
You really have it out for Rye. What happened? Dad's
just what a weird thing to hate?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Look, my daddy hate Rye. My grandpappy hated Rye. Therefore
I hate Rye. Anti ride sentiment is learned. Okay, No
one is born hating Rye.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like how he's saying directly to the brown guy on
the show, don't write at me, Dad. Trey's not disagreeing.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I have said I love the right chip. That's my
favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I A lot of my friends are right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Right matters.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Amh mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you do you have the same thoughts about Rye whiskey?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Not a fan of the Rye whiskey either, No.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
A lot of people like you know, it's a little sweeter.
I just like it a little like it better, like a.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like a bullet Rye.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Mm hmm. Shut up.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I just wanted to see what you were.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I can see the line, and we're right on it.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Who's wee white man.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
With no Rye friends?
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Speaker 2 (19:52):
I have a little bit more on the Chex mixed
conundrum before we leave the treehouse today. Okay, uh, but
before we go out on that low note, Raja, I
want you to watch Trey's face as I say this. Okay,
all right, Trey, how do you feel when someone asks
(20:12):
you to take them to the airport? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
There are anger, generally because I'm gonna say no unless
we're dating or or you're my stepmother.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So unless you're dating or related, do not ask Trey
for a ride to the airport.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I have there are two things I believe when you
get to a certain age, you should not ask a
friend to do help you move take you to the airport, amen,
or you can ask, but don't be offended if they
say no. But you get to a certain age, you
should be able to afford movers and you know, get
(21:04):
an uber.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And if you can't afford movers, then you have two options. One,
don't move. Number two figured out, well.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
What if your friend drives uper and it's like, hey,
I'll take you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, that's fine, that's an arrangement. That's fine, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like I said, it's ok. It's okay to ask, Just
don't be offended if they say no. Gotcha, And let's
it now. If it's some like absurd at a certain point,
figure it out, because if you're like completely putting people out,
(21:48):
you know you're being a dick because you're trying to
save some money.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Now. I already knew that, Tray. I already knew Trey's
position on people asking for a ride to the airport
or if he would help them move, but I was
reminded of it when he sent me this from Reddit.
Am I the a hole for not driving five to
six hours to pick up a colleague slash friend from
(22:11):
the airport? Do you even need the details on that?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Five to six hours hours.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, Oh that's a that's that's must be la.
That's gotta be l A traffic.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm not sure if this story actually says the location,
but it does.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, No, it was literally, uh it it's in the
I believe it was in the northeast. And no, it's
just one of those it's uh like two hundred miles
to the airport each way. Basically, no pass.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Am I the a hole for not driving five to
six hours to pick up a colleague or friend from me?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And there's a One of the other key points in
this is there is an option that they could take
a cab or an uber like fifty minutes to get
a train and get a train to home, but they're
trying to save money, so they want someone to come
(23:19):
get them.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
F you.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, because the article is one of the guys, and
so there were two people wanting to be picked up.
One of the guys was appreciative for that tip. The
other one was resentful because he thought the person should
come and get them.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
F you.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh how dare you you entitled?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Prick?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Come pick me up? Bro, f off bro.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, I mean it's one thing. If it's love Field
or DFW. You know, it's not that bad, but three hours.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
No, yeah, I'll but I always like to incentivize it, like, hey, man,
can you you can you come pick me up in
the airport. I'll buy lunch or I'll buy her something
like that.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
But I'm not a tractable agreement. I think that's fine. Yeah,
that's especially if they're extenuating circumstances, because you know, like
in this case in the Northeast, it might be difficult
to get from the airport to your physical location of
where you're supposed to be type of situation. But there
are options. And if if it's if it's a personal trip,
then you should personally figure it out. If it's a
(24:24):
professional work trip type of thing, then somehow try to
figure that out. But Trey to, Yeah, go ahead, Russia.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I was gonna say, to assume somebody would drive five
to six hours for you, they're the a hole. You
shouldn't expect somebody to do that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, the expectation is is a real mother. So Trey,
didn't you? So you told us recently that you and
your lady that you started dating are now official. You
guys are boyfriend girlfriend Gratulations and didn't she go out
of town this past weekend? Was it a drive to
(25:00):
or a fly trip?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It was a fly trip.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Did she ask you to pick her up from the airport?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
She did not ask, but I offered, Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, did she take you up on it? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm telling you, Raj, they're getting married.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
And with the way they communicate, those vowels will be
very short and sweet.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I offered, and uh, and she she goes, you
don't have to see the thing. Take an uber or
and or like her flight? Uh got in on Sunday night.
She goes, If you don't feel like it, I'll take
an uber home whatever. I'm like, that's not especially when
it's off times. You're not sitting in traffic. It's any
big deal. But again, you know, uh, I offered. She No,
(25:52):
she did not ask, And I actually appreciated that.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, it's those little tests early on in their relationship,
traces in the corner, just going like, yeah, check another
one off. Yeah, it's awesome. Did not ask for a
ride to airport? Is it too soon to say I
love you?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
She said she was going to hire movers. Fell in
love that day.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, I have a hard time to see imagining trying
to ask for favors like that when I feel like,
as a functioning adult, not always fully functioning, but as
a mostly functioning adult, there are certain things I should
be able to accomplish on my own without asking for help.
If there are, you know, certain times it might need
a little something out of the ordinary. That might be
one thing. But yeah, I'm with you, Trey. I feel
(26:48):
because I know how much I have hated moving and
helping people move throughout my life that if you ask
me to move, I take it now as a personal attack,
because if you've known me for any length of time,
you probably know how much I hate to move and
have made it very obvious in conversation that I do
not like to help people move and I hate moving myself.
(27:10):
Do not ask me to help you move, or I'll
give you the talk.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
What is what is the What is the talk?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Do not ask me to help you move?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Not just a sentence that's not a talk. That's mostly
also a threat.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I learned that from a former program director. I'm calling
it a talk, but it's or a conversation. But in
reality it's a hard statement. Uh. If you value our friendship,
do not ask me to help you move. Because that's why.
Because and here's the other thing. If you ask me
(27:49):
to help you move and I say yes, something's up
and you should be afraid.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
That's Dan knows my diagnosis, and like, oh, I'll help
you move. Roger, you've got eight days to live. Why'd
you say, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
One last time.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Not only will I help you move, but after you die,
I'll drive your casket to the airport. Tell them to
sit wherever you want to go. All right, let's jump
back into the bag of checks mix, shall we? So? Uh?
(28:40):
The thing that let the Internet on fire was the
proposition of if you were hired by General Mills to
eliminate one item from a bag of checks mix, which
is the one you choose to eliminate. Some of the
responses on this we were pretty interesting. Easy mini breadstick?
Now question, So that's one that Trey said that he
(29:02):
felt uncomfortable putting in his mouth? Is the many bread stick?
One of the pretzels? You don't need to We mentioned that.
Then come the rye cracker comments, the rye cracker any day?
Another one rye chip. They're gross and look like diseased toenails.
I agree with that. It does look like a diseased toenail.
That's why it looks familiar to me. It reminds me
(29:24):
of my papa's toe.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
No, it was that discolored. Sorry, the toe, not your papa.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Now, he was very added, but he was pure bread
sticker bread stick uh, corn checks corn fed corn bread uh.
Another one against the rye chip, the rye chip there
(29:59):
gross looked like dies these toenails, the rye chip. I
feed that to my dog and even he doesn't like
to them. And then they are the people that defended
the ryde chip, saying there are two types of people,
those who think rye chips are the best part and
then people who are wrong. Another one says, y'all are
hating on rye chips for no reason. It's the best
one here. And the rye chip has divided the internet.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh what a weird time we live in.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It really is. Look, I mean, politics, religion, were divided
on so many things, and we keep finding more things
to be divided on. Next thing, you know, the rye
chip conversation is going to divide this country even more politically.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So I'm i gotta tell the story now. I like
corn checks, like that's my that's my jam. And I
was dating this girl and you know who she is,
many years ago, and she had a baggage and I
was taking just the corn and I can't tell you
how mad she got. She's like, if you want to
do that by your own bagge check And I was like,
do you do you like the corn as well? I'll share.
(31:05):
And it was the fact that she said, this is
where I learned it from, Like Roger doesn't share food. Uh,
it's it's I learned it from her.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
She Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
She gave me a stern talking to for removing just
the corn checks.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
I wonder, why why do you feel the need to
troll the woman you're in a relationship with by taking
the one thing out of a checks mixed bag.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh. I didn't know it was going to be an issue,
like like, we're grown, I can go get my own bag.
You just happen to have one, and it was the
big bag of checks mates. It wasn't like an individual
but wait, you you don't share your food, but you
were picking at hers. Well, that's where I learned it from.
I was like, okay, I'll just get my own stuff now.
And I was like, all right, that's that's if that's
(31:56):
how you want to play that, that's fine. She at
the same time, the same we go to McDonald's, she
reaches in that bag. I was like, that better not
be my fries. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
So so she early on she established a boundary and
then on the other side of that boundary, Raj built
a huge wall.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yep, and he let it down. That bitch.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Raj used to share and then you know, I.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yes, and then I got I got like, I got
a talking like like like I was a kid, like
it was an adult talking to a kid, like you know,
you're not like smack my hand. And I was like,
stop doing that. And I was like, I'll get us
another bag. I got you. Girl, I'm like, let me
how let them corn real quick? She was like, nope,
(32:49):
absolutely not. So every time we went out separate.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Food, I'd like, I'd like to do a quick hat
tip to my father for before his passing. On the holidays,
he would always make not Chex mix, but he would
make Chris Picks mix. Remember the Chrispick cereal. So instead
of it being the square checks, it's sort of the
diamond shaped cris picks with the corn and the wheat
(33:14):
on either side.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Oh, So what he would do is he had checks
mixed that he would make for the holidays, and I
would eat that stuff like crazy. And I loved it.
And it is I'm sure it's just coincidental that part
of the reason I loved it is that it did
not have any righteous.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I feel like they had a little a little white
in it.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I just didn't know. Your dad wasn't it in a racial.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
My dad was very progressive, actually, especially versive Oklahoma standards
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