Legally Blunt

Legally Blunt

A little bit basic and a little bit rock and roll. Hannah & Jonny are as different as two people can possibly be and proof that opposites do attract! But they do agree on the important stuff - family, friends and all things food-related!


January 30, 2023 4 min

A desperate rescue attempt in Riverside had Jonny running around in his neighbours` backyards on Sunday...then Tarra told us about her Crazy Wieners. 

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-The core of the Earth is spinning the wrong way so we learn how to talk backward feat. Too Hot To Handle, Lord of the Rings, and the hardest word in the world.

-Who is the hottest mascot? Another big brand is changing an iconic character to be less offensive but Jonny thinks we need to MAKE MASCOTS SEXY AGAIN!!

-Hannah has another Goop Guide for us just in time for Valentine's Day and it's pretty kinky...

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 - The best moment of the livestreamed Oscar Nomination yesterday by FAR

 - McDonalds has a new McMuffin on their menu in Canada and it's a game-changer

 - FB Marketplace Finds that shouldn't exist and a gospel cover of All Star by Smashmouth

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 - #ToxicTuesday: The iPhone Hack That Cheaters LOVE

 - Say goodbye to M&Ms forever

 - The weirdest/cringiest places you've been taken on a date

 - Michigan Deer can't stop doing THIS

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If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, catch up on the highlights HERE:

 - Honourable Mention: Anyone who doesn't use the adjective "voluptuous". 

 - 3rd Star: Hamilton's Toothless Wonder & screaming Tony Hawk

 - 2nd Star: The murderous robot mopping machine that's coming to a wedding registry near you

 - 1st Star: The rainbow pooping unicorns that turned "My Humps" into "My Po...

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If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!

 - A Dramatic Reading of Jenny From The Block

 - Which Chainsmoker are YOU?

 - An Ode To Cheese

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-Hannah and Jonny investigate the potential toot that rocked the Nation

-A new study says there's a link between D-size and the type of vehicle you drive.

-While discussing gross things that guys do Jonny drops a bombshell on Hannah. She's disgusted and CAN'T believe that a LOT of people do this.

-PLUS a couple Hannah Witherbee nuggets with 0 context

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If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!

 - The "Rotten Review" of the Detroit Institute of Art that actually sounds like a selling feature, tbh.

 - How Shakira was tipped off that her ex, Gerard Pique, was cheating

 - The biggest freakout of 2023 so far, plus THE REMIX!!!!!!

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If you missed Hannah & Jonny's show this morning, here are the THREE STARS of the day!

 - Jonny's (obviously very) rotten milk, which he continued to drink all morning

 - Toxic Tuesday: The Canadian Florist who shares cringey flower card messages anonymously on TikTok

 - National Bootleggers Day complete with 1920s sayings and soundboard

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 - The 103-year-old tortoise who saved his species by gettin' in on.

 - Scientist vs. Chef Pasta Rumble

 - Move over Forest Bathing, there's a hot (or cold) new wellness trend in town!

 - Songs that are on our workout playlists!

 - The Canadian hack that will save you time in the mornings!

 - Friday the 13th Surprise Serenade... Will you be unlucky enough to hear it?

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-Jonny fell for an email scam at work and got in trouble

-Wither Report: Hannah chokes on an oat, Kardashian flour fraud, Chainsmokers 3-ways, & Harry Styles in the MCU?

-How people are reacting to the biggest egg in town!

-Which way do you shower?

-A famous painting that's in Detroit was STOLEN?!

-We try to re-record the White Lotus theme song...

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 - Rent-Free: The Golden Globes last night, and the only thing better than a sausage, egg n' cheese

 - Asking For A Friend: Is it weird that I called my sister sexy at her wedding?

 - Top things that give adults THE ICK

 - Gwyneth Paltrow misses the 90s, where you could do your drugs and not get caught.

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 - Rent-Free: The CTV anchor peeing with a mic on, and Maury Povich (or Alec Baldwin?) ASMR

 - This is my emotional support snake

 - We just don't feast like we used to

 - HANKS on DRANKS... Tom Hanks swears by this alcoholic bev he invented over the holidays!

 - Reid and Ben from 98.3 Move in Kingston called to congratulate us on our Windsor Spitfires trade for Shane Wright.

 - THE LOYALTY TEST... Not just for TikTok anymore!

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 - Living rent-free: Miss France at the Miss Universe pageant rehearsal

 - This job is ALMOST as good as being Pete Davidson's assistant

 - A TV series with a Detroit connection is on the way!

 - Alec Baldwin is just 3 centimeters shy of understanding how Instagram works.

 - Looking back at Pinterest Wedding Boards from 2013. Cringe is palpable.

 - FB Marketplace Finds that leave more questions than answers... #SurprisedByRice?


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 - So Carole Baskin DIDN'T "kill her husband, whacked him"??????

 - Break Up Bears... The worst, or the best way to end a relationship?

 - What's the worst fight you ever had with your sibling? Jonny's sounds more like a kidnapping.

 - #WhatsAPPening: The LOL Verifier is about to rat you out to your friends, and sounds to cover up you pooping

 - Good news if your name starts with J!

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-Starting off with the soothing sounds of Hilary Duff and inappropriate IG ads

-Wither Report I: Gabrielle Union pays the bills and gets mad kills, and a royal Canadian wedding

-The top-grossing Onlyfans star is grossing people out

-CNN's top places to visit in 2023 features WHAT Canadian city?!

-The Buttertart Bandit strikes again

-How to win $100 grand and spend it all on birds

-Jonny's getting into nude modeling

-A famou...

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 - Rolling Stone released a list of the Top 200 Singers of all time, and EVERYBODY is mad at this snub...

 - #WhatToWatch: What did you binge-watch over the holidays? 

 - Hannah & Jonny share their New Years Resolutions

 - Don Lemon missed the New Years Eve countdown in New Orleans because he was too busy listening to Back That A** Up and it's the vibe we want in 2023

 - Windsorites are #1 in Canada for doing THIS!

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December 23, 2022 16 min

Happy Holidays from Hannah, Jonny, and the whole team at 93.9 Virgin Radio!! All the best in 2023! 

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