Charlie Sheen, Aliens, 3I/ATLAS & Dark Enlightenment Murders (with a Charlie Kirk Statement)

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Today we're covering the full spectrum from Charlie Sheen's new Netflix documentary and his allegations to NASA's explosive Mars disclosure

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We're going to break down this alien mothership three-eye Atlas heading towards earth this October
Then we dig into the chilling dark enlightenment murders and close with a brief statement on the assassination of Charlie Kirk
The algorithm is pushing division in science season, but we need to keep together so join us today here on breaking social norms
[Music]

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All right, well, Chelsea should we start with Charlie Sheen? Should we keep it light? Is...
Yes, yeah, should we talk about a person who might have raped a boy?
Yeah, that's light!
Well, that's kind of where we're going to go with it too.
The...Sinefflex had a two-part documentary that aired and we watched both of them.

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Yes?
Both episodes, it's probably what, three or four hours of documentary?
Yeah.
And they barely scratched the surface. I think Charlie Sheen is an interesting fellow.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's a good guy, but he's an interesting guy.
Oh, he...I don't think he's a good guy, but he is a likable guy.
Very charismatic.
He is.
Very odd.
Rinds me of, like, Leo de Caprio, in a way, right?

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Thank God.
Like, he's got some dark passengers, but for some reason we all just kind of look past it.
You know?
Yeah.
There's something charming about him.
And for whatever reason, there was something...was it charming his disease?
His addiction?
I don't know if I would say it's charming, but there is something likable about him even through

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his addiction.
He...well, yeah, and they talked about...they talked about it, I would say, most of the documentary
his addiction.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess he's clean now.
I'm not super confident he's staying clean.
I don't think he was either.

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Yeah.
But he...it was interesting because I didn't know that they showed clips of him making little
films with his friends when he was a kid.
And they...he was filming with obviously his brother Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, Sean Penn,
and...oh, it was Rob Lowe there too.

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That's what he said.
And Rob Lowe was also in the room when he did the...when they did the intervention on him.
Oh, okay.
And I think I want to say...I want to say Nick Cage.
No, Nick Cage wasn't, was he?
He didn't meet Nick Cage until he was in New York City and he was talking to some chick
with his watch.

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Remember, and he's like, "Look at this watch.
Do you like this watch?"
Keep saying that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's when he met Nick Cage and then him and Nick Cage went crazy together.
They got to do the same documentary with Nick Cage.
They have to.
Someone's got to do that.
Well Nick Cage is in a fucking train route, like Charlie Sheen.
I think he's close to it though.

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Is he?
He's good at keeping it under wrap.
I don't know much about Nick Cage, honestly.
I don't know.
Nothing about Nick Cage.
Is any like Coppola's...isn't he part of the Coppola family or something like that?
Yeah.
And then he got to the sports board Coppola, which was the director of Apocalypse Now, I believe.

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Maybe that's where Charlie met Nick Cage.
He didn't meet.
He said the first time he met him was in New York City.
Well, he was like hitting on some chick.
They were going to go to some weird party.
Oh.
Because, okay, maybe.
Because Charlie Sheen was on the set.
He was an extra in Apocalypse Now.

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He was actually his first film role was in Apocalypse Now.
He was?
Mm-hmm.
You haven't seen that movie, have you?
The only thing I remember, I've seen it, but I didn't pay attention while it was on.
So I just remember Charlie Sheen getting fucked up in the hotel room.

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Martin Sheen, yeah.
I'm sorry, Martin Sheen.
And then I remember him listening to the tapes of the guy that went crazy in the jungle.
Because what was he like a general or something like that that he had to go get out of there?
Martin Sheen.
Martin Sheen.
Yeah, he had to go and get, oh my gosh, what's the name of the actor plays the godfather?

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Yeah, what's a fuck?
Oh, geez.
He's the one that wanted to like, jar his farts.
What?
Marlon Brando.
Marlon Brando.
You want it in real life?
Yeah, he wanted what?
Yeah, look it up.
Look up.
Marlon Brando.
He wanted to do something with farts like he wanted to, he's really gross.

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He wanted to like, sell them or record them in sell them or.
All right, Google says stories involving Marlon Brando's appreciation for flatulence
and pranks have been circulated by people who knew him.
One of the most detailed accounts comes from Johnny Depp.

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Details from Depp's account as documented in the introduction to a 2005 Christie's auction
catalog includes a love for pranks.
And they talk about the fart machine gag.
Depp famously pranked Brando with a remote control device that made fart noises after
having been on the receiving end of Brando's practical jokes for years.

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Depp finally got them upon discovering the device.
Brando with a smile of a child exclaimed, I found God.
Depp once asked Brando why farts were funny and the actor said because they are blatantly
anti social.
Wow, that's hilarious.
Brando once considered creating a phone line where collars could guess a celebrity based

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on the sound of their farts.
Okay, there was something.
I don't remember what it was.
I should remember it was something to do with farts.
Oh man, we got a model Brando is wild.
Now fun fact in a related fart news, Kertroshi was also a jugalow.
What?
He was at the gathering.

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He hosted the gathering of the jugalos once.
Oh, this is a surprise me too much.
Yeah, Paco is now a great movie.
Anyways, the only thing I do remember about that was him talking about the slug crawling
across the razor blade.
Unforgettable.
I watched a snail crawl across the edge of a razor blade.
That's crazy.

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That's crazy.
That's all movies nuts.
I don't want to spoil the any for anyone who hasn't seen it, but like them going through
the war and down the river boats is like the least interesting part of the movie.
It's when they catch up with my old fart or old fart man there.

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That's when it gets real interesting.
I don't remember.
I think I fell asleep because I don't know.
I don't remember.
Because it's kind of long.
It's a long movie.
It's long and it's kind of it's a little dry, isn't it?
Is it a little bit dry?
A little bit.
Okay, that's what I remember, but I also, I don't know, I like more movies like I like Vietnam

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movies.
But I never seen Platoon.
Oh, that's a good movie too.
Yeah, I never seen that one.
That was the so Charlie Sheen.
I've got a little filmography set up here.
Because you know, it's my favorite.
In 19, so the documentary really glosses over his film history, which is kind of amazing,

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right?
His first...
His acting career is probably one of the least interesting things about Charlie.
What are you fucking talking about?
He's got tons of great movies.
Does he?
Oh, yeah.
His first...
So he had a role, uncredited role in Apocalypse Now.
That was actually his first appearance.

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Then his first real movie appearance at the talk about in the doc is Grizzly 2, which they
talked about how he got offered to play the role of the karate kid.
Yes.
And his father, Martin, said, "But there was a conflict and schedule."
And Charlie wanted to just do karate kid because he apparently knew Grizzly 2 was going

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to be a piece of shit.
And Martin said, "No, your word is the most important thing in this industry you're doing
Grizzly 2."
And he did.
And sure enough, it worked out for him, right?
Yeah.
It turned out to be somehow the right move in a weird way.
But they glossed over...
He was in Red Dawn in 1984.
Classic movie, you probably have seen that one.

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I haven't seen that one.
Then in '86 is when he just like crushed it.
He was in Lucas, which was a great movie.
Which we'll talk about Corey Ham in a minute.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off that they talk about in the movie.
Yes.
And that one was surprising.
I remember watching Ferris Bueller's when I was a kid and I didn't know Charlie Sheen back

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then.
But then when I rewatched it as an adult, I was like, "Whoa, was that fucking Charlie Sheen?"
Yeah, I didn't realize that he was in it.
And he was like super weird and dirty and hot in that mood.
And that is two seconds on screen.
Yeah, I loved Ferris Bueller.
So I was always a Charlie Sheen fan.
Okay.
So it's your love.

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You are Ferris Bueller.
I am.
You know what you need to do?
You don't worry about yourself.
That was a good Charlie Sheen.
But...
Yeah, look, we're good to pull that one out.
Pull that one out of my ass.
That deserves a little sound effects.
Getting a work.
I don't know if that worked.
Got a new sound board here, folks.
But yeah, in 1996 he was in Lucas Ferris Bueller's Day Off, which is a legendary movie.

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I mean, if people haven't seen Ferris Bueller, that's a crime.
That's easily...
I mean, what?
It's got to be the top five 80s movie of all time.
Yeah.
Got to be.
Platoon, which was great.
But most importantly, he was in the race, which was the movie that got me into Twin Peaks,
which was a great movie.
It's about an alien possessed car.
And it's such corny, but it's total 80s awesomeness.

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Never seen it.
That's a great movie.
And then the next year he did Wall Street.
I thought your buddies got you into Twin Peaks.
A lot of people told me to get into Twin Peaks, and I tried and it never stuck.
And it was that...
Remember, I told the story.
It was that year that I kept getting sick.
Yes.
And someone told me to watch the race.
I think it was Dr. Annie here.

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Anyway, I watched it.
And Sheryl and Fen was in that.
And I was looking through the cast and crew of Letterbox because there was also like a
dude who looked like an 80s bully in all the 80s movies.
And I was actually looking him up.
And then I saw it said Sheryl and Fen is at Twin Peaks.
And I was like, "Oh, that chick's in Twin Peaks.
Okay."
And that planet is seed.

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Because then I ran out of things to watch and I got down there.
I was like, "That was cool."
And I was really in an nostalgic mood.
I was like, "Man, I fucking love the 80s."
Like someone old fuck.
And I just wanted a consumed shit that was cool when I was a kid.
And that's when I was like, "I'm not trying to do a piece again."
That was from the 80s.
You know, the 89.
And that's where it started.
Nice.
Real nice.

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An 87, he did Wall Street.
I'm guessing you haven't seen that.
Nope.
That was a great movie.
He was in '88.
He was in Young Guns.
I did see that.
I don't remember him in Young Guns.
He was in the first one, not in the second one.
I think the second one was more popular than the first one.
Okay.
I remember we watched that at our apartment when we were stationed down at Fort Walton.

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Uh-huh.
You watched in Young Guns?
Two.
Might have been Young Guns, too.
I don't remember which one.
What one had the...
Going out.
Young Guns, too.
Okay.
Yeah.
That one.
Yeah.
I think we had the DVD.
And I remember we had no furniture.
And I think we watched it on the floor.
Do you remember this?
No, we had furniture.
Maybe we were waiting.
Because you remember I got the old piece of shit couch from the DI.

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And then I wrapped it in clearance material like fucking for clothes.
I think about that couch often.
And I...
That was like a gift.
I just made it for you.
That was really nice.
That's nice.
That's a gift I ever got.
The nicest gift I've ever received from you.
Really?
Yeah.
You got me a couch.
Who the hell gives me a couch?

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Well, it was a piece of shit couch.
I got it in a Ford shit.
Well, it was nice.
It went a long way with me.
No.
It's real nice.
That's nice.
Yeah.
But yeah, I remember watching Young Guns on the floor.
I thought in my head.
I don't know.
That was 23 years ago.
I used to sit on the floor a lot.
Don't you remember?
I used to sit when I was a kid.
I used to always lay on the floor and watch movies.

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Did you do that?
I think so.
Or did you just do that with me because I always did it?
I'm sure I did it with you.
I remember you doing it all the time, but I don't know if I did it.
I think I just couldn't see that well because I had my vision shit.
So I would lay underneath.
I remember I would lay underneath the TV.
This is back when TVs had to have TV stands.

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And we had a TV.
I want to say it was like a 32 inch TV.
So no big deal.
Kind of big.
And a massive TV back in the day.
Fuck it.
They weighed a lot.
And we had a shitty TV stand that you know, like I build it yourself TV stand.
And I would land or need to and I would trace the edges of the TV stand with my toes.

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Probably a core workout.
Yeah.
I was like just doing a little tracing.
My toes.
There's got to be some psychological reason for that.
I don't know.
I was fucking weird.
Yeah.
Young guns was great.
And then the next year, I mean, every year he had like a major movie.
Then in 89 he had Major League.

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That was a fucking great movie.
Great movie.
Yeah.
That was great.
That's the perfect role for him.
It was.
What was his name?
Ricky Vaughan.
Wow.
Thing.
That's it was great.
Bob Euker.
Was that name Bob Euker?
Larry.
Oh, he was the best.
He was so great.
Another classic 80s movie.
You know what I mean?
It had a, yeah, Bob Euker was his name.

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It's like I did.
He literally just died in January.
No.
Damn.
Well, it was like again.
They hit the white hair, right?
And it was like kind of a boofah, like kind of blown back.
Yes.
He was in something else.
He was in the army.
It says here.
I'm looking at his page here.
Let's go down to his filmography.
Yeah.
He was in a bunch of stuff in the 80s.
And sent my remember.

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How do they not have acting roles?
He played the, okay, blah.
He was in Mr. Belvedere, apparently.
That's where I know.
Oh, really?
Oh, Mr. Belvedere.
I don't remember that.
He was the dad, right?
Who's the boss?
I don't remember him in his boss.
He said he played the character of father and sports writer in Mr. Belvedere.
Okay.
Okay.
That's why I know him.
Okay.

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That's why I know him.
Very good.
Damn.
I got it.
He died just last year.
This year.
Can old.
Yeah.
He was old in that movie.
Man, he was 90 years old when he died.
Oh, that's not that old.
He looked really old in the 80s.
That's what I'm saying.
That is what I'm saying.
Okay.
This is what I'm saying is like what fucking old, like what kids now don't understand is that

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people in their 40s and 50s in when we were fucking 20, look like they were in their 60s
and 70s now.
Like it's wild.
It's fucking wild.
How old these people look?
And so these young girls always think we're being fucking assholes because we're like we
look young.
So when we're in I'm 40 and I feel like I still look pretty young because I wear young style

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and I have like a younger and it's not like in just I don't know like curly hair is whatever.
But I don't do it like a center part or whatever the fuck that is.
But basically I feel like I have a young energy about me.
Not the same when we were fucking growing up.
40 and 50s when we were young looked to crap it.

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Bob Euker was my age in Major League.
That's insane.
That's insane.
That is fucking insane.
But Al Bundy in an episode one of married with children that we just watched the other day
was younger than me right now.
Isn't that fucking weird?
It's crazy.
And then also look up the golden girls is age.
Oh yeah.

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That one's crazy.
You're fucking close your mind.
So shut up young girls.
We feel young because whoa our experience of 40 was.
So they're always a bitch.
Shut up bitch.
But they're always like you like 40 and it's like yeah because you're young and this is
what 40 looks like now.
They're not impressed.
They're not impressed.

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But you see what we saw growing up.
Yes.
That's all I'm saying.
But 40 in the 90s was 70 in 2025.
That's no exaggeration.
It's not.
Alright.
Anyways.
So then the next year, every year he's knocking him out of the park by the way.
It's now in 1990.
I haven't missed one year yet since 86.

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Yeah.
1990 he was in Cadence which was a great movie.
Remember that one?
Nope.
Oh you would love Cadence.
Oh really?
That's a you must watch movie.
Okay.
You would love it.
It's great.
He was in.
But you would like it still.
Okay.
He was in Navy SEALs which I've never seen but I was dying to watch when I was a kid.

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Oh I can't remember seeing it or not.
I want to say Emilio Estevez was on.
I've never seen the cover in this kind of like one of those like cheeky movies right?
Like a.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
That was a legit movie.
Oh it wasn't like a.
What are those movies with the like a naked gun movie?
Yeah like a naked gun movie.

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No it wasn't.
I'm not sure.
Positive.
It was a real deal.
Holyfield.
He was in some kind of naked gun.
Oh yeah.
We're getting there.
Oh okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Bill Paxton was in it.
I thought Emilio was in it.
Maybe not.
But anyways, Charlie Sheen was in Navy SEALs.
A movie I've yet to watch but I was dying to watch it when I was a kid.
I don't know why my dad didn't rent that one.

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He hates you.
He hates me.
I guess.
Damn it.
I forgot.
Well join the crowd.
Cause the last few days everyone really hates me.
Then in 1990 still 1990, minute work.
That was a go to movie.
He fucking best.
I was like how are they not going to bring up minute work in this documentary?

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Yeah.
It was great.
One of the best movies of all time.
I loved minute work so hard.
Emilio was in it.
Great chemistry.
Those two have.
Yes.
Then in '91 he was in hot shots.
That's your sort of naked gun thing.
Okay.
He was on top gun, right?
Yes.
Then in '92 he was in '93.

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He was in hot shots.
Bardu.
Bardu.
Then '94 he was in Major League 2 as well as the Chase which made an appearance on our bonus
episode.
Okay.
The Chase was great.
Last week we talked about the Chase last week.
Did you get a lot of sign ups?
I mean, I thought that was juicy.
I was like, people are going to flood to the page right now.
I had a ton of comments.

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It was a fun one to chat about.
Good.
As long as the supporters are happy, that's all I want.
I thought it was fun.
If you don't want to be a supporter, that's your loss.
Okay.
Because you're missing out on the greatest chat ever.
Greatest comment section ever.
Then he was in three musketeers which I've never seen but that was a pretty big movie in '93.
You ever watched that?
No.

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That didn't see it either.
Did that one have a Brian Adams song attached to it?
No, that was Robin Hood.
No.
I know Robin Hood did too.
It was one for all with him and it was like Brian Adams and like two other famous Rod Stewart.
Who else?
Yes.
It was at it.
That's making it.
Oh.
Oh.

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It was fun for all.
That's the one.
That song was huge.
I thought I loved that song.
It is a good song.
It says it was Sting Rod Stewart and Brian Adams.
On this movie, right?
Yep.
Okay.
Many kids don't get now.
Is they don't get, what is that called when you have like CDs that are attached to movies?

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Soundtracks.
Soundtracks.
Yeah.
Why don't they make those anymore?
They were so old.
They used to be the only way to get a mix of music.
Fucking great.
They were so great.
They were so great.
Oh, sorry.
I went back in time.
That was '93 and then '94 was major league two, the chase.
'95, a little stumble I guess.
Nothing there.

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It was '96.
He was in the arrival, which is an alien movie and it's great.
Nope.
I don't see it.
Okay.
'97, he was in Money Talks with Chris Tucker.
I've never seen him.
Nope.
I'm familiar with it, but he was in it.
Was it Chris Tucker kind of like implicated with the Diddy thing?
Epstein.
He was on Epstein Island or he was on the Epstein black book or whatever, allegedly, I'll throw

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that in there.
Oh, wow.
But not Diddy.
No, what's his name?
Chris Tucker.
Yeah, Tucker.
Was implicated with Epstein's stuff.
Okay.
Diddy do anything wrong?
I don't know.
In fact, that's going to be part of my big announcement at the end of the show is I've got
a big announcement about my future of talking about Epstein and Trump.

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Good.
Let's hear.
Let's go.
Keep going.
So stay tuned, everybody.
You got to listen to us kick it for about another hour.
Then in 98, nothing I recognize there, 99, he was, he was apparently being John Malchovitch.
I didn't really watch that movie though.

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That was a cool movie.
Yeah.
I always like, I know parts of it.
Like I would see about 20 minutes of it and then that was about it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's a pretty good movie.
That's kind of it.
I mean, he did, he did films every year after that, but nothing that was like great.
And he had shifted over to television at this point.

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For instance, in 2000, for three seasons, he did a show called Spin City.
I've never seen it.
I don't watch it, come so.
Then 2003 to 2011, he did two and a half men, which the documentary does go into because
he was the highest paid TV actor in history, which I think they were saying still stands

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to this day, which is crazy.
I didn't know that.
He was, he made a bunch of cameos and a bunch of big shows.
He did a Comedy Central roast in 2011.
What else is in here?
No worthiness.
Nothing really.
But yeah, it tons of stuff.
My goodness.
What a resume.

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But and it said he got replaced.
Remember how in the documentary, it said he was doing two and a half men and they had a
falling out for, I forget why already.
I think he was doing drugs.
They were placing with Ashton Kutcher, apparently, for a little bit and that didn't work out.
Then he, he talks about his sex life, which is obviously super intriguing.

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And he, it's like he admitted to being homosexual, but didn't really kind of, he said, I turned
the menu over.
No, you may have said that's what I was saying to you.
I was like, did you hear what he said?
Yeah, I heard him say he was, he had gay sex, but he wasn't like he was like, no,
he said, I'm either he said I'm homeless, I was, I've had homosexual relationships or I,

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I'm bisexual.
Maybe I didn't catch that.
That's why I was like, that's why you're like, yeah, I got it.
I called it just a bit.
It was like he did get sex.
No, no, no, no, he full one fucking said it.
Which makes you wonder how far back that goes, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, I'm still, I'm still confused.
Do you remember, do you catch how he called HIV or I guess he doesn't know?

(24:17):
Yeah.
I was falling asleep.
Oh, okay.
So I don't remember.
Because he talked about what was drug use and he had used needles.
So I don't know if that was part of it or him having sex with like virtually everybody.
Yeah, I mean, I think addiction warps your like what you would do in how you would like

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the places you would put yourself, you know, riskier, risky behavior.
Well, it's that warlock in a Donnace DNA.
Everyone he did that.
That was like, that was for years.
That's still, you know, those phrases like winning.
Yeah.
Duh, winning.
Oh, man.

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Yeah.
And then I looked into his on his Wikipedia.
He's a strange guy.
He liked, he describes himself as a conservative who likes George W. Bush, but he hates Donald
Trump and calls him a charlatan and it says in the Wikipedia, he wishes D a E a T H on

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him.
I butchered that.
I don't think we're in a weird world right now.
So I'm not saying that a lot.
And but he's also like a 9/11 truth or an anti stabby gay.
So I don't know what to do.
He's a 9/11 truth or what's that mean?
He's a sparse guy.
He called it an infallors.
They showed that on the on the documentary him calling it an infallors.

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Okay.
Let me just say people that have addiction are drawn to conspiracy.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude.
What are you talking about?
Yes.
Oh, that's true.
I guess.
I think everybody is now, right?
No.
I think you guys are off putting to to middle America.

(26:08):
I think so too.
Like the rational people you know, they mean like the the normies norms, the normies.
It's also on savory.
It is on savory.
I'm sorry.
You guys aren't savory.
It's on savory.
That's say gross shit.
You act fucking gross.
There's just something about conspiracy theorists that I'm just like every now and then I

(26:32):
get a couple and I'm like, yeah, I don't like this.
It's just such a negative dark space sometimes.
And like anyway, we'll talk about that later.
And you're a little all of you were like weird.
You don't even.

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There's something about you.
A little eccentric.
Yeah.
Accentric.
I'll give it up.
The Wikipedia is interesting because he, okay, that's not what the Corey Haymes thing
the allegation being made was that Corey Feldman made a documentary around I think 2020

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ish claiming that Troublesheen raped Corey Haymes on the set of Lucas.
This claim was actually made before that by someone else a while ago.
And he I guess like Troublesheen like they settled that out of like I don't know.
There was a whole thing about it.
But the big one was the Corey Feldman claim.

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And just like Troublesheen said in the documentary Corey Haymes mother defended Troublesheen
and said it wasn't him.
It was actually a different actor on the set.
She apparently told this on Dr. Oz and entertainment tonight when these allegations were going
around.
But when it say the other actor's name, I guess not.
It just says another actor.
I didn't listen to the interviews.

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Maybe she says this.
I don't understand this.
I'm so fucking sick of people right now.
I have had I am like kind of not in a head space to fucking be cool about shit.
I think that's everybody on the planet right now.
You're going to sit here and let somebody rape your fucking kid and you are going to not

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say what the fucking name is.
You piece of garbage.
And like Corey Haymes dead now.
He's fucking dead.
It's crazy.
And I don't know.
Maybe she did.
It just didn't.
Maybe he didn't mention it in the Wikipedia.
I didn't listen to the interviews.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
It takes a fucking village to rape.
And it seems like lots of people out here are kind of comfortable with it.

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It does seem that way.
So cool.
It seems that way.
Now the here's where it gets interesting because on the dock, Charlie says no way that
ever happened.
Fake news, whatever.
Yeah.
On the Wikipedia, it says that I guessed in East Richard claimed she saw Charlie looking

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at gay porn with quote, boys who looked under age.
And he was attracted to quote underage girls.
Charlie Sheen, apparently back on this, I don't know, statement was going around, gave all
of his computers to the FBI for them to search it.

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And I, it's presumed that they didn't find anything I guess.
Well, sure.
I think if they would have that would have been everywhere.
But it's also a little suspicious like, well, okay.
I mean, if you're turning your computers in, I don't know.
I would do that.
But what if he had like a third, what if he had another computer that had all the stuff
on it and he's like, given them the wrong computers, maybe?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, how do you, if you're not giving them your, how could you prove that?

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Or maybe, or maybe he gave the computer and was like, these are the exact videos she's
talking about.
And these are the, the boys that he claims are the underage boys.
Yeah.
And they investigate.
They're like, okay, they're legal or whatever.
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Because that's kind of what happened to Peewee.
Peewee got in trouble for having Gabe porn, like old 60s magazines or 40s magazines.

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Yeah, like old time, 20s, 1920s, 30s.
I don't remember when it was.
It was old magazines because he was a collector and he had like Gabe.
I don't even know if they were porn omags or if they were just like, are they
artsy, artsy magazines or something like that.

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Depicting, I think it was a wink, wink, right?
Yeah.
But they had a boy on there without clothes on in a field or whatever on one of the things.
And that's what they got him for.
So not quite.
Not quite.
Little sus.
That wasn't quite.
I don't think that was fair.
I think it's wild that Martin, his father and brother Emilio Estivez wouldn't be a part

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of the documentary.
Oh, really?
I bet they're so fed up with Charlie.
Don't you think?
Yes.
As a family member of an addict, yes, I think that you sometimes you need space away from
their addiction because it rules your life for so long, your fear and your help and your

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the need and all of that.
Like when they finally get feeling better that you sometimes you need a break.
I don't think it's weird at all.
I think it's like enough.
I can't talk about this anymore.
So apparently that's them.
I felt because I feel like Martin had done press conferences.

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He was chasing this kid all over the place.
Yeah, they played a lot of clips in him taking care of being at the hospital, trying to save
this fucking guy's life constantly.
I've felt a lot of sympathy for Emilio, like his family, for his father and his brothers
and his mother.
Yeah.
Because it's a nightmare.

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You want to have a living fucking nightmare, have an addict in your family.
Real fun.
So that's Charlie Sheen.
Anything else on Charlie before we move on to aliens?
No, but it did make me question.
Did it make you question if he did the, the Hayms thing?
Because I was like, oh, well, then he did it.

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I didn't know that there was like, I felt like I didn't know the core Hayms mother said that
he didn't do it until the doc and I was like, okay, maybe he didn't do it.
That's what I think.
It made me like I just thought he did it.
I was like, okay, well, he did that.
And he did a lot of drugs and he, you know what I mean?
Lucas was so early in his career, like he wasn't spiraling out of control back then.

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And it wasn't like, I feel like when some of these people get really famous, that's when
they do some of this horrible shit.
And it was early on enough that it's like, well, if he, if that was the thing he did, he
would have kept doing it as he got more and more powerful, don't you think?
Or he was acting out, like it does seem like the casting couch goes for men and women.

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And so, I wonder if something didn't happen to him and then it, and then he acted it out
with others.
Maybe, huh?
I don't know.
This kind of stuff is so, it could play out a bazillion different ways.

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And then it's like, it's Corey Feldman's word, which is weird because he's a weird dude.
Yeah.
He's really weird.
I don't know what his deal is.
Yeah.
He seems odd.
Well, and again, he's, he won't just come out and say what the fuck happened.
Yeah, he was trying to sell it as a paper view.
I'm going to reveal the name of the people doing this horrible shit and it was like a weird

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way of doing it.
Right.
And it was all people that didn't fucking matter.
Like the pop, what was that place?
The soda pop club or whatever the heck that was called?
Or like he was, they was like, well, is this the guy that molested you?
And it was some guy in the 80s that had all of the underaged kids that could come to his,

(34:49):
all seems totally legit too, by the way.
Come hang out with this one guy and all of his old fucking friends to at his club called
the soda pop club where I'm sure, and all the parents just dropped them all off.
Yeah.
That sounds like the game night stuff.
Do you hear about game night with Dane Cook?
Yes.
Dane Cook, Seth Green, Isaac Kappy, all of them guys were doing game night where they were 30,

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40, 50 year old men hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls to help them with their
careers and just have a good time.
Right.
Dane Cook is creepy.
What happened to him?
I don't know.
Isn't that weird?
That was very weird.
She used to be so cute and funny and charming and now he's like dark.

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Yeah.
He's like, he married that girl that he was Gromins and she was fucking 16 or some shit.
Allegedly, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about that, but I just saw him get on her house because she was having
a bowl of soup.
Really?
Yeah.
She was eating a bowl of soup and he was like, wow, that's a big bowl of soup.

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Implying she was getting fat.
Really?
Yes.
And she was like, I haven't eaten all day.
It's a bowl of soup.
It wasn't a giant bowl of soup.
It was just a normal bowl of soup.
Like, so what the fuck does she usually eat?
Like a goddamn, like a measuring cup.
That's what you do to me.
Like, wow, that's a lot of pretzels you ate there.

(36:23):
Leave me alone.
You love a pretzel.
Oh, I can't stop.
You can't stop with the pretzels.
I can't have a bag of anything.
I'll eat the whole thing.
Yeah, you're unstoppable.
You're snacky.
Oh, it's brutal.
And I don't do that because I care about--
I just kidding.
I know you don't care.
Well, I do say stuff, but I'm like, OK, it's time to slow down.

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You eat.
I have never-- you ever see those TikTok videos where people try and keep up with their
spouses?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Men eat so fast.
And you guys have huge mouths.
Honestly, you guys should suck dick.
You have the mouth for it.
I know exactly what the guys want, too.

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Little tear, little gag, little choke.
But--
Get down to the base.
You have a bigger fucking mouth.
You see the girls choking on trying to take the size of bites that their husbands are
taking?
Yeah.
And they can't do it.
So to me, I'm like, this is-- maybe we are missing the mark here.

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It's like you were built for it.
Oh.
Well, Charlie knew he turned that menu over and gave it a shot.
All right, thanks.
All right, aliens.
I didn't take my victory lap because--
Oh, anyways.
What I was saying was--
You take giant fucking bites and you eat fast as fuck.

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And so you can house some food.
Oh, yeah.
Would not even think in.
So I'm like sitting there watching you and I was like, Jesus, hey.
That's why I wear a husky brand.
It's like a fucking brand.
And it's easier for me to just not eat anything at all than it is for me to eat moderate.
It's awful.

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I'm bulimic, basically.
I just worry about your heart.
I know.
I'm just kidding with you.
I know you don't care.
I don't give a shit.
I didn't take a victory lap.
I made a prediction eight years ago that came true last week.
But unfortunately, they came true on a day that nothing else mattered.

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I wrote a book in 2017 called The Dark Path, Mahai Selling Book.
And I wrote about the alien agenda in one chapter.
And I'm going to read you precisely the paragraph in question.
The occultists are pushing us down this path through entertainment and the sciences.
The chief scientist at NASA claims we'll be finding proof of these aliens by 2025.

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Quote.
We'll be finding proof of the, oh, sorry, wrong line.
I think we're going to have strong indications of life beyond earth within a decade.
And I think we're going to have definitive evidence within 20 to 30 years.
We know where to look.
We know how to look.
In most cases, we have the technology.
And we're on a path to implementing it.
And so I think we're definitely on the road.

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That was a quote or that was a quote from you.
That was a quote from NASA.
Oh, that was an analysis.
So they basically said they're going to find proof of these aliens by 2025.
So I've been sticking with that date.
So it's not like I predicted it necessarily.
I just said, this is what they said.
And I believe they're going to do it.
Now are the aliens real?
I don't know.

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Or is this part of a sign up?
It's hard to tell.
Then on September 10, NASA did a big announcement that their perseverance rover up on Mars analyzed
a sample of rocks that they called the Sapphire Canyon, because it showed into a rock up there.

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And it showed what they call the strongest potential biosignatures yet from Mars.
And carbon bearing mudstones with mineral textures and tiny nodules, reaction fronts, consistent
with low temperature, microbial mediated chemistry on earth.

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What?
I know.
NASA said that this is very promising, but not a confirmation of past life.
What they need to do is get that sample back to earth to put it through a lab to make sure
that that's what they're seeing.
Do you think?
They think that they found proof of life in the past on Mars.
Do you think that we can get ships out of our atmosphere onto Mars?

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Yeah, I think they can get crafts out there.
I don't think we've ever put a human past it.
Okay, that's, I just wondered.
It's like we put things on the, on different planets, but not manned.
I don't think so.
Okay.
That could be wrong.
I mean, yeah.
But we can't get out of our own atmosphere now.
Right.
That's what they say, I guess.

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I don't know.
Nerds talking, nerds science talk.
And most of Americans can't understand it.
Myself included, and I studied sciences.
This isn't, I mean, there's different types of sciences and like that paragraph I read,
like who, who understands that?
I don't.
So they found some like old dead bacteria in some mud.

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More or less.
That was stuck in a rock.
More or less, I guess.
I mean, they found something in the rock that suggests carbon, some kind of carbon.
There was organic carbon bearing mudstones.
Basically, the short version is they think they found a confirmation that there was life

(41:59):
on Mars at one point.
Okay.
But they need to get it back to Earth to make sure.
Got it.
They had analyzed this mudstone, found a bunch of phosphates and sulfides that when you
look at those phosphates and sulfides on Earth, it indicates life.

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Okay.
That's what they think is going on here.
They say that they're saying this is the best evidence that they ever found.
But they again, still need the samples to return.
And they want to dig deeper into this, but they got to like get the data.
They got to model it.
They got to get the samples back to Earth to test it in a lab, which, oh, by the way, they

(42:43):
need some funding to do.
You know, of course, why not?
Okay.
So we'll see.
But I mean, that could have been it.
That could have been the big one.
But as we all know, that got overshadowed by the news by the other thing that happened.
Other things.
So by those fucking liberals.
Apparently.
Now, they're also in alien news.

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There's also a alien mothership headed towards us right now.
And we're going to see.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Can we just be done?
I'm like, over it.
Just vaporizes.
Please just fucking be done with everything.
I'm like, I think I've had enough.
No, we're going to argue about it.
We're going to argue with these aliens being.
Damn it.

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But this thing called the three eye atlas, this thing is headed towards us.
To be fair, most of the scientists say this is just a comet formation of some kind.
But a guy from Harbor named Avi Loeb.
He's the guy who he's very much into the aliens ship.

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He sees aliens all over the place.
He's the one.
Remember the Obama Namarok?
No.
There was some big rock.
I'm pronouncing it wrong as a joke.
Some weird Anamana, Anamana, Anamana, and rock.
I call it the Obama, Obama, and Rock.
He said that was a big alien craft that went past us.
Looks like a big turd.
Okay.

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So grain assault here.
Okay.
But I mean, he's a Harvard scientist.
So I mean, he's not an idiot.
Well, why would you think one's a how do you determine a giant space turd versus a spaceship?
I would love to talk to him.
He's got a whole rationale for it.

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I don't understand it.
But this three-eye atlas is what he believes is could be.
He doesn't say he believes it, but he says it could very well be an alien mothership,
an artificial thing, not a rock or a comet.
And the reason why is because one, comets always have a visible tail.

(44:55):
And this one apparently does not.
Another is it appears to not be moving according to the laws of gravity.
Because normally a comet is just going with the laws of gravity and sort of moving, moving
group and vine slide through planets.
This one's not.
The trajectory it's on, he says the way that it's the trajectory of this thing is there's

(45:24):
only a one in 20,000 chance that a comet would go this trajectory that it has.
And he explains it better than I could, but it's something about how it's moving past the
sun and the way that it's moving suggests that it's intentionally going closer to the
sun so that it can take advantage of the gravitational assist of the sun, which indicates

(45:51):
it's an intelligent design.
Okay.
Is what he thinks.
All right.
And between now and December, it's going to get closer and closer.
I think October is when we're going to be able to finally like see it somehow on what
I don't know.

(46:11):
But the, the size of this thing is massive.
It's 20 kilometers, which is pretty big, right?
I don't know what, no.
So 25 kilometers is about 15 miles.
And I listen to an interview with Avi Loeb.
And he was saying that it's the same size as a ship described by Arthur C. Clark called

(46:39):
Rama, which Arthur C. Clark is important because he is the guy who wrote 2001 a space Odyssey.
Oh, aka the Sentinel and he wrote a series of sequels and it lays out the fantasy of these,
you know, illuminati types of going out to space and having the alien intelligence in

(47:04):
lightness and turn us into digital consciousness.
I guess that's the plan.
Uh-huh.
So they want.
Now, I've never read rendezvous with Rama.
I read all the 2001 space Odyssey books.
You read those?
Yeah, there's four of them.
You read them?
Yeah.
2001, 2010, 2016, one in three thousand one shit, 10 years ago.

(47:27):
Long time ago.
Where, how did you read them?
With my eyeballs.
Well, I mean like on what, like on a device or like a couple of my goddess PDFs, a couple
of them as paperbacks.
Also, if you read them on your computer.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
It's an interesting story.
They're easy reads too.
Are they?
Yeah, they're great books.
I never saw you like, I never see you sit down with like a book.

(47:51):
Hmm.
Do you prefer to read on the computer?
No, it's just more convenient.
Okay.
I prefer to read paperback is the ideal, but it's hard because I always take notes on everything.
The computer is the easiest, so I mostly read on the computer.
Okay.
You know?
Yeah, I was just like, uh, you read a lot.

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You're on the computer a lot, but I didn't know you were like reading books.
Yeah.
If I want to get through a book, I'll read on the computer.
I can bang through it quick.
Okay.
I may or may not have read some of those at work.
Gotcha.
But anyway, the rendezvous with Rama is a story he wrote and it's set in the 2130s and it

(48:36):
involves a says in Wikipedia, it involves a 50 by 20 kilometer cylindrical alien starship
that enters the solar system.
What's a fucking kilometer?
2,000 meters.
I don't know.
Give me like a school, how many school buses was that?
1,000 meters.
So one meter is about three feet.

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It's about a yard.
So that's how I remember it, right?
Okay.
So 100 yards, like a football field is about 100 meters.
100 yards.
One football field is 100 yards.
And what, how many kilometers are in a fucking yard?

(49:19):
How many football fields are in this fucking 20 kilometers?
How many football fields?
So a kilometer is 1,000 meters.
So it's like 10 football fields.
And you got 25 of these.
So you got 250 football fields.
It's massive.
Okay.
About 15 miles.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Thank you.
So yeah.

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I actually used a lot of metric system in college.
Perfect.
Where I got indoctrinated with my Marxist ways with all that thinking and reading.
And I'll look at you.
Look at me disgusting.
Sickning.
I haven't a brain in your head.

(49:59):
Puk.
The, says the story is told from the point of view of a group of human explorers who intercept
the ship in an attempt to unlock its mysteries, so on and so forth.
Rama is a Hindu god.
And what's interesting is that, that Obama mama rock, they were originally going to call

(50:23):
it Rama.
Oh, which I found.
Moments, so Obama Rama rock coming.
It was in 2017.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's pause for a prayer.
Please God.
Let this all fucking in.
I can't take another god.
You got to fix this one way or another, whatever way or stop it.

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I can't fucking deal.
Amen.
Very nice.
So I mean, what would we do if it's?
It's a father.
Well, they think that the obvious is how to get the Mormon started prayer to your heavenly
father.
I heard one prayer.
I don't know.

(51:06):
They, people are probably, people are probably wondering.
They're like, this is the perfect Isaac and Josie story.
This whole thing with Charlie Kirk.
It happened in freaking Utah.
Mm hmm.
Anyway, we'll get to that.
And we're going to really disappoint you guys because here's the plot spoiler.
I'm not getting into conspiracies about it, but I'll explain why.

(51:31):
So yeah, Abilov says that this thing could be a mothership and he thinks he thinks maybe
it's going towards the gravitational pull of the sun so that it can drop off a bunch of
little ships and then head back to use the pull of the gravitational of the sun to go
back to where it's coming from.
Here's hoping.
Here's hoping we might get it.

(51:51):
And then we can argue for weeks about what aliens are, I guess.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Okay.
Now things are going to take a very dark turn.
I bet they're liberal.
The aliens.
Yes.
Why?
They're godless.
They're godless.
They godless.
They're godless.
They go to indoctrinate your children.
You know what?
That's going to be the problem.

(52:12):
To make you okay.
Get fucking ready.
Well, that could be the problem is that the um, there is a heavy component as I've covered
in my books.
I bet they're auntie.
Those are some auntie.
The auntie.
Aliens aliens over there.
We're wondering where the auntie was.
Where they were in space.
They've been in space this whole time.
Well now things are going to take a dark turn.

(52:33):
Because now we're going to talk about the dark and light mint murders.
Wait a minute.
What happened to the aliens?
That's the end of the story.
Oh, that's all I know is that there's one headed towards us.
A guy who what about the ice?
I wait a minute.
Hold on.
There was a guy.
There was a one that was seen over a Salt Lake city that was supposed to be like a

(52:55):
jellyfish.
Did he not?
I told you about that.
Yeah, it's all that.
Yeah.
Was that a thing or not?
Or was that AI?
I can't tell what the fuck is AI anymore?
Yeah, it is hard to tell.
So now I get I get duped by bunnies jumping on trampolines.
Uh-huh.
You know, like that's where I'm at in 2025.

(53:15):
It's where I'm at in my life.
I don't see how this can continue.
The internet.
Mm-hmm.
How can this continue?
It's ruining everyone's lives.
It's miserable.
It's a bug.
It's miserable.
I got to get off this thing.
It's on it.
Yeah.
It's not healthy.
It's so unhealthy and that leads us into the dark enlightenment murders.
Wait a minute.
Aliens.

(53:36):
Just a minute now.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
What about the alien, the video of the alien ship that got blasted with a fucking missile?
Oh, how could I forget that?
Yes.
And ate it and then just kept going.
Yeah.
I think that was released the same day as well, September 10th.
Okay.
That they had the, you know, and it's funny.

(53:56):
They use these pods, the video footage from the pods, when it's always like really grainy
and black and white and shit.
Mm-hmm.
I'm like, how is this useful to anybody?
Like for how much does shit cost?
Like, do you think we have some ultra HD full color million resolution?
I bet they do.
I bet they do.
I just, that's what the whole science stuff comes in.

(54:18):
Because I'm like, why are we getting all of this weird?
19 babies.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know how this works, but I'd like to think that these pilots have, they have, they
these are like billion dollar aircraft.
They don't have a better camera.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
Maybe it's because like, hey, look, this thing's moving so fast.

(54:38):
Like, you can't make a camera that clear.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Well, what about those ones that were in like Saudi Arabia or whatever, like the Middle
East, the one that looks like a jellyfish in the, well, I think that that might have been
recorded from a different kind of like a drone that was moving slower.
Because my thought is the aircraft, like those things move fast, right?

(54:59):
And for you to capture video that's clear from something moving that fast, that's got
to be a pretty good camera.
How does the fucking, how does Google Earth work satellites with great cameras?
So what the fuck?
They can't get it on Google Earth.
Well, I think those satellites move slower than an aircraft.
I think, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm smart enough to know any of this.

(55:21):
Yeah, talk to a science nerd.
I know.
I'm mad at them right now.
So, mad at the nerds?
I can't fucking deal with the nerds right now.
They're just obnoxious.
Remember when they were lovely and funny and charming?
I don't make us bully you again.
Yeah, fuck you, dudes.
What happened here?
We started bullying and now you become awful.

(55:45):
All right.
Which also takes us into the dark and lame emerkers nerds.
Fucking nerds.
Okay, let's go.
Did we ever do a show in the dark enlightenment on this podcast?
We did.
Do you remember me talking to you about the order of nine angles?
Yes.
Satanic, magical, Neil Nazi, accelerationists?

(56:07):
Yes.
Now, I don't remember a whole lot of it, but yes, I do remember you speaking on it.
Now, if no one, if the person listening hasn't heard my dark enlightenment series, I beg
you.
I can plead for you to check out the first five parts.
I think I've got seven out by now, but the first five I did back to back to back.

(56:27):
And it basically is saying the string pullers, the illuminati, if you will, of our current
world are looking to destroy America because they believe it needs to be destroyed.
They believe in what they call an accelerationism philosophy, which is a mixture of a bunch

(56:49):
of weird racist slash satanic slash alt-right white supremacist sort of attitudes mixed together.
Not everyone who's a component of the accelerationist philosophies believes all of those things,
but they each believe parts of it.

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That's kind of--
That's kind of--
Like the great replacement theory is a big component of it.
It kind of reminds me of what is going on in the conservative sphere of like you have
a lot of seemingly different end result people morphing into one entity pushing a narrative,

(57:34):
right?
Yeah.
Because I'm like, how do you get neo-nazis pushing the same candidates in agenda that the evangelical
Christians?
Right.

(57:55):
And yes.
That the tech dorks.
Yep.
That's awesome.
Like what do all of these people-- what is the common denominator here?
Like this is fucking weird.
All trying to accelerate the end of the world.
That's their common belief.
Some of them, the sort of-- you know, there's a lady called BX on X on Twitter who covers

(58:23):
this way more extensively.
And she does great stuff.
I always tell people refer to her if you want to like dig deeper than what I did on my
episode about it on the dark enlightenment.
But she refers to them as nihilistic violent extremists.
And there's a variety of groups.
And we're talking about like the darkest part of this because like you said, there's a mixture

(58:45):
of--
Yeah.
A lot of people mix in in the same pot.
Yeah.
Lots of different flavors.
And I don't know that they all understand that they're all under the same umbrella pushing
the same direction.
I don't think you understand this.
Because I don't think evangelicals-- I think evangelicals are trying to--
trying to rebuild the temple of Solomon and trying to sort of push for the rapture because

(59:10):
they believe in dispensationalism.
And Charles Darby nonsense.
Some shit he made up 200 years ago.
That's completely not a biblical teaching at all.
I did see one person talk about how great the rapture would be.
Oh, really?
Like, they get to go up to be wherever they got to go, wherever they're going to go.

(59:32):
Whatever the rapture is.
And the rest of us can have health care.
Like if they have their racist god over there and they get raptured all up with all the
other races, sounds good to me.
The bad news is that it's not an actual--
Teaching.
--belief or teaching from the Bible.
And god's going to come back when god wants to not when you think you will make him.

(59:58):
Yeah.
That's the most heretical thing on the planet to think you're going to-- I don't know.
Tricks god into having-- coming back.
That sounds just like all of them.
They love tricking god.
They love to loophole the Lord.
Loophole the Lord.
They're loophole in the Lord with their fucking-- having sex in their buttholes and still thinking

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Yeah.
And they're soaking.
And they're.
That's Mormons.

(01:05:04):
That's not evangelicals.
I can guarantee there are other Christian facets
that are thinking that you can have sex in your asshole.
And you're still a virgin.
I can fucking guarantee it.
Yeah.
You're probably right.
Turns out that's like fucking next level.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there.
So these groups are.

(01:05:26):
What?
Yeah.
Anyways.
No, I don't mean that anyways.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't know how to add to that.
I just have my list of notes here.
And I'm like, the more we get off the track,
the more I've got to like,
I've got to like, figure out a weave it back into the argument here.
Okay.

(01:05:47):
Go.
How did we get there?
I forgot.
We were talking about.
We're pulling the Lord.
We're pulling the Lord.
Trying to fucking force shit.
Right.
These different groups.
God doesn't.
You're going to put your penis in somebody's fucking badge.
And God doesn't see it.
It's really weird.
Do you believe this shit?

(01:06:08):
Or you don't fucking believe it?
Or do you want to just have something?
Do you want to just have?
Yeah, I don't get it.
You had the fucking morals and the moral compass
and live within your belief system.
We're fucking don't.
Quit with this nonsense.
I believe everybody else out of it.
Leave me the fuck out of it.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
I'm just.
You're not.
I guess they're you for you to live up to not everybody else.

(01:06:31):
And that's what's great about orthodoxy is, you know,
all the priests we've had.
I don't think they talk about it.
They're like, let's for you.
This is your path.
It's your relationship with God.
We're not trying to trick him.
You fucking weirdos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yes.
So you've got this weird common agenda of accelerationism,

(01:06:53):
which includes satanic Nazis using ritual magic.
That hang out with the evangelicals.
See how it all makes fucking sense.
It totally makes sense.
Okay.
Got it.
I'm like so sick of humans right now.
I can't even fucking be able to miss.
Well, the problem is it's it's a lot of like in cell chronically online young men

(01:07:17):
who get pulled into these satanic magic Nazi petal groups.
Mm hmm.
And can you believe we're even saying these words on us to God?
It seems unbelievable.
I mean, I've read two books on this and studied it.
It seems unbelievable.
But and what's crazy is the mainstream media.

(01:07:39):
I don't know, that's crazy, but the mainstream media doesn't.
You can if you know what to look for, you can find it, but it's not.
They're not really talking about it.
Yeah.
You'll see and I'll go through a list of people who are involved with these kinds of things.
Okay.
And when you listen to my dark and lightness series, you find that this goes back.

(01:08:00):
But definitely keep giving your kids cell phones that have access to all of these fucking maniacs.
You know, Ted Kaczynski was right.
Ted Kaczynski was a prophet.
He knew how bad technology was going to be.
And now he can look at it and you think he just killed a couple people.

(01:08:21):
Maybe.
Maybe we caught him too soon.
I don't know.
Violence isn't the answer though.
No.
But it's like, man, I wish he would have just.
But parents won't do anything.
Parents keep giving their fucking kids their cell phones.
I know.
So they can watch porn and get fucked up by that.

(01:08:42):
And then they can get bullied by people and their own parents.
Their own parents can bully them online also.
And then now you can have some neo-nazi weird Satanist.
Feel your fucking kid that can't get laid with tons of shit.
So they can go and murder other children.

(01:09:03):
Yes.
This sounds awesome.
Keep giving them out, guys.
You guys are really killing it out here doing a great job, parents.
I'm upset.
I'm too upset for the podcast.
Two of a set.
I know.
I don't want to hang it on because everyone's upset right now.
Everyone's upset right now.
I just can't.
I can't deal.

(01:09:24):
You're watching your kid downstairs.
Can't hang out with friends.
Don't know how to communicate with people.
Horny, lonely, filled disenfranchised.
You know what we should do to get him out?
Let's go get a giant fucking gun and teach him how to shoot.

(01:09:48):
What is wrong with you people?
What the fuck is in your brains?
And then take him to church.
I'm taking him to church.
You, dude.
It's not taking him to church.
It doesn't align.
Oh, I see your saying.
It doesn't align.
I think they think that they can let their kid do whatever they want online, not realizing

(01:10:15):
that they're in chat rooms with these insane accelerationists, satanic Nazi people.
And then I think we'll all just take him to church and I'll cleanse it all away.
I'll just drive to church once a week.
They don't think that far.
These people don't think about any of this.
They just, what does it look like?
What does it look like for everybody else?

(01:10:36):
What makes us look like the perfect little family?
It's all a show.
This life is pretend everything's a fucking production.
No thoughts are happening.
Zero fucking.
A lot of critical thinking out the door.
A lot of performance is happening.

(01:10:58):
Tons of performance.
Yes.
And that's why we can't ever get anywhere.
Okay, go ahead.
Charlie Kirk.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry, and that's the problem is when we preparing for this episode, that's the red hot topic everyone wants us to talk about.

(01:11:19):
And as we'll hear in probably about five, 10 minutes, I don't want to talk about it.
And it's hard not to because even me, I'm looking at this and I'm like no one gives a fuck about aliens.
Nobody cares.
NASA literally said, hey, there's alien life on Mars.
No fuck's given by anybody.
Nobody cares.
Charlie sheen.

(01:11:40):
No, it cares.
But hey, we got to talk about something.
Okay.
And but we will address it.
But the, yeah, so like these, what happens is these online accelerationists, they recruit young disenfranchised, in-cell type, chronically online.
I don't even think that they're in cells.

(01:12:01):
Like some of these people are just middle America.
They're just chronically online.
They're just online.
And they won't get offline.
Everybody wants to think about the greasy nerd and the basement.
That's some of them.
That's a majority, that's a, that's a majority of greasy nerds.
But some of these guys are just like guys that are in the manosphere.

(01:12:25):
Yeah, they get, they get recruited into this thing.
And the darkest of it is they get persuaded to do murders and rapes and film it.
They have like a point system.
There's like these books that you get certain points.
And you can become a member of these groups if you film the things you do and give it to the group on the, you know, discord or 4 channel wherever the hell they're doing this.

(01:12:50):
I don't really know.
I think it's mostly discord where you can do that kind of thing.
So anyway, there's these groups.
And long story short, this all started back in the 90s at the CCRU where they were doing a cult practices to make contact with HP Lovecraft.
HP Lovecraft and demons.
And that's where it all started.
This all goes back to a spiritual war.

(01:13:13):
It's a spiritual war.
And they are feeding blood sacrifices to demons through the accelerationism philosophy.
You can't convince me otherwise.
That's what we're looking at.
This sounds insane.
It does sound insane.
If you didn't listen to my five part series, you probably would think it's all insane, but it's not I assure you.

(01:13:37):
Anyway.
But definitely let's get the hunger games out of the libraries.
Great job.
You fucking freaks.
It really does miss the mark.
I just, I'm trying my best to not be a rude bitch.

(01:13:58):
But I'm failing.
I'm going to fail today.
It's a tough one.
It's tough, tough week.
Okay.
Let's start with the most recent go back.
So September 10th, the same day the Charlie Kirk thing happened.
There was also a school shooting at Evergreen, Colorado.
Oh, there was.
There was.
I want to read you from where did I get all this info?

(01:14:22):
I think it was a chat.
I was talking with chat.
Okay.
A 16 year old Desmond Holly shot two students and killed himself.
He had expressed neo-Nazi beliefs online was active on forums with white supremacist and anti-Semitic content fascinated with past mass killers like Columbine.
Then August 27th, this was the, remember the Catholic church in Minnesota, the trans.

(01:14:48):
Yeah.
Woman, I guess.
Robin Westman, the shooter was obsessed with mass murderers left behind writings and videos with violent ideology had a strong expressed animus towards various institutions, including religions.
Authorities treated it as domestic terrorism while not all ideology neatly aligns to a single NVE group.

(01:15:11):
That's your nihilistic violent extremists.
The motivators include hate ideological extremism and admiration for mass killers.
BX on X Doug deeper into Robin Westman and connected Robin into these same sort of groups basically.
Then Nashville, Tennessee in January of 25.

(01:15:33):
Shooter Solomon Henderson had praised previous school shooters also reference extremist neo-Nazi content.
Investigation point to extremist online ideology, praise and idolization being part of his motivation.
How old are these people?
I'm not sure.
The first one was 16 that Desmond Holly.

(01:15:55):
Okay.
Mostly young men, right?
Yeah.
Remember the Buffalo New York incident that happened years ago where that dude killed 10 black people, Peyton Gendron?
Oh yeah.
He looks like a grocery store or something.
Yeah, and he live streamed on Twitch on a helmet cam.
He left a 180 page manifesto about the great replacement theory, which I literally just said was one of the components of this acceleration thing they believe in this idea that like.

(01:16:23):
Remember when remember the Tiki torches are like the Jews will not replace us.
Yeah.
That was part of that.
Okay.
It's this like fear of white men being replaced.
I guess I don't fucking know.
Okay.
But anyways, he was radicalized on forechan and discord. Same thing. It's the same recipe over and over.
And I'm not, this is an exhaustive list. This isn't all of them. This is just a bunch of them.

(01:16:45):
Remember club Q that's LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs.
The gunman Anderson Aldrich. He was 22.
Supposedly ran a neo Nazi website and used a bunch of racial and gays slurs while gaming like gaming is a big component of this.
Yeah.
Then you had the Christ church guy Brent and Tarent. He was one of these weird satanic satanic magic Nazi groups.

(01:17:11):
Dylon Roof from the Charleston church. Remember you shot the black Charleston church years ago.
Parents should do what I think they should put a computer in their lonely, horny, sons bedroom.
And just let them be in there by himself forever.

(01:17:32):
You know what you could probably blame on on some of this though is the state of the world today with trying to pay the bills.
And like both parents happen to work as much as they do.
And they get home and they're exhausted with it all and they're just like, I can't.
Don't have kids.
I feel like if they would raise minimum wage, maybe some of this would go away.

(01:17:57):
Well, we can't do that. That's a socialism socialism.
I just think there's got to be a way to fix some of this stuff to make these kids with this anti social behaviors.
They get online and it's a funnel right into these groups.
What are you talking about? Their fathers are gamers too.
What do you mean their fathers are?

(01:18:20):
Like I think what do you think? Do you think millennials?
Millennial men game as much as the younger generation below us?
No, you don't think so? No.
I don't think so.
What's the generation below us?
Gen Z Gen Z. Yeah, Gen Z.

(01:18:41):
Then it's what's younger than that? I don't even know.
I think the generation below us is they're just they're gaming just as well.
Yeah, the generation below us for sure.
They're gaming just as much as millennials.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The younger.
Yeah, because people are age.
I think that's strange for how much if one of them tells me they game as much as some of these people do.

(01:19:02):
I'm like, that's weird.
But somebody you're age.
But 10 years younger than us, like some of those guys, they do game that hard and I'm like,
I don't get it.
And I love to video games as a kid. Love them.
Yeah, I don't know why that is.
I mean, that's not a judgment. I don't care.
I think these games are addictive.

(01:19:24):
Yeah, I think there's something that maybe I stopped playing them and I missed this boat of how they made a more addictive or something.
I mean, they're really fun.
I'm not anti video game at all.
I am beginning to be.
I am beginning to be too because it's it's in that.
Sitting there watching people like the graphics are too fucking gross.

(01:19:46):
It numbs these boys on murder and all of this stuff.
They go on there and they say the most horrendous shit to each other on the planet.
And you know,
Yeah, these first person shooters, which are my favorite games,
it it sort of grooms them because I've read conspiracies that the first person shooters like called duty

(01:20:09):
groomed people into joining the military because they think it's so fun and they want to do it in real life.
Well, that also could apply to like some of these crazy mass shooters that don't want to run.
Yeah, yeah.
It's it's dark stuff and that takes us to this Charlie Kirkansson,

(01:20:30):
which the parents need to take these fucking gaming systems away from these boys.
I'm going to say it.
They show I'm going to say it.
Children should not have cell phones except for flip and children should not have gaming systems that are have mass shootings like first shooter games.

(01:20:52):
You remember there was a show that who was lost.
The fuck is wrong with parents who those Las Vegas guys.
The two magicians are very famous.
They just show on showtime.
They're funny.
He did an episode on games in the violence in the once.
He's a guy's name.
He's like the one guy's a big tall guy with a ponytail.

(01:21:14):
Yes.
And the other guy's like short and he doesn't say anything.
Yeah.
The fuck is your name?
Peneteller.
Peneteller.
Yeah, that's good one.
Yeah, they did an episode on this whole thing with the games.
And I remember I hadn't played video games in so long.
I mean, last time I had played video games seriously was like super Nintendo.
You played you when you were when we were dating.
PlayStation.

(01:21:35):
You would play Tony Hawk.
Yeah, PlayStation was the last time I was like playing seriously.
No, Tony Hawk, you like Tony Hawk.
You played that one pretty serious with all your friends in the dorms.
And then you did.
What was the one after that grand thos auto?
No, I didn't really play that.
Oh, you did it.
I thought you were into that one.
No, I played it with you.

(01:21:56):
That was with your other boyfriend.
That wasn't me.
I didn't play it.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely with you.
We were kitten hookers.
Me and you didn't.
I think that was the PlayStation 3.
Yes, we were married.
Yeah.
From PlayStation.
Last time I played games in 2001 was kind of the end of my video game career.

(01:22:21):
Did you start it going to school?
Yeah.
And then I don't know around 2012 or so.
But we bought an Xbox and I played Bioshock and I loved it.
Oh, yeah, you loved Bioshock.
Loved it.
And then I played Call of Duty.
And I remember having nightmares about murdering people after playing Call of Duty for hours
on end.
Yeah.

(01:22:42):
Because it was super gory and super intense.
And I was like, dude, this is incredible.
And then I went to sleep and had a terrible nightmare about murdering people.
And I was like, there's, and I was at that point, I was like, dude, you're like, I'm not
playing that anymore.
And there's a real effect this shit has on your brain.
And because I before that, I had always been in the camp of, it's just entertainment, fuck
off with your trying to ban video games.

(01:23:04):
It's ridiculous.
But I was like, dude, you play that long enough.
It fucks with your brain.
Hmm.
Anyhow, so the guy shot Charlie Kirk, Tyler Robinson allegedly, I guess.
Of course, there's rumors here and everywhere about who he is and what he was motivated by.

(01:23:24):
Number one is that he could have been one of these guys involved with the same kind of dark
forces on video game online culture.
Some people say that he was a, a grouper, which is a guy who follows Nick Fuentes.
And there's photos of him wearing a, a Dita's jumpshoot like Pepe the Frog.

(01:23:45):
I guess the groper's are love Pepe the Frog.
And which ties into a whole bunch of conspiracies now because Pepe the Frog is this sort of
hyper-sidial.
Again, putting us into the same realm of this online chaos magic stuff.
But then the interesting part that connects him into this online culture is the bullets

(01:24:07):
that he had inscriptions on.
He had the one that said Bella Chow, which is a song used by groipers.
Apparently, it's like an anti-fascism song, but it says a joke by the groipers because
they love fascism apparently.
Okay.
And he had one that was like, hear fascists catch this, which is apparently another reference

(01:24:29):
similar.
That's what's confusing is that if you're not in this online culture, you don't get the
joke.
But that's what I'm reading and hearing is that these are like inside jokes that these people
in this community have.
And they're like very far right fascist people and accelerationists.

(01:24:50):
So is that what Nick Fuentes is?
So he's a Nick Fuentes.
Like that's who we like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nick Fuentes is like further right than Charlie Kirk.
Okay.
Nick Fuentes is further right than Donald Trump.
Okay.
And he criticizes his Trump and Kirk for not being right enough.
Okay.
Um, he's very anti-Semitic.

(01:25:13):
And that's what he, that's like apparently some, I don't know much about, um, I don't
much much like Kirk.
I don't know much about.
I thought he was a Zionist.
Who Nick Fuentes?
Pointes.
No, he's anti-Semitic.
Oh, he is.
From what I understand, again, I don't follow these guys.
I don't don't know much about him.
Okay.
But for what I'm reading, Fuentes dislike Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump because they're both

(01:25:37):
two Zionists.
Okay.
Which gets into some weird stuff about Charlie Kirk because since this happened, I looked
into one of them.
Christian enough.
Nick Fuentes was having a beef with Charlie Kirk because he's not, he doesn't have enough

(01:25:57):
Republican views and he's not, um, Christian.
Yeah.
I saw a clip Fuentes saying he was like a fake Christian.
Break, yes.
But Nick Fuentes seems to be involved, not, I don't say involved.
Do they know that these neo-Nazi thoughts are connected to Satanist?

(01:26:23):
I mean, the FBI knows.
Yeah, but does like Nick Fuentes.
I got to think he knows.
He has to know because he is community apparently from what I'm hearing.
But then what does he give a shit about being a Christian or not a Christian?
I don't know.
I don't follow Nick Fuentes or Charlie Kirk enough to know.

(01:26:47):
I just started researching this after I've got just pages and pages of notes here.
And like Pepe the Frog is part of this sort of chaos magic that they thought again, this
goes back to nerds online.
Back when Trump got in the first time, there was documentaries people can watch about
this about Pepe the Frog, about how nerds on 4chan were trying to fuel up power for Trump

(01:27:11):
who's like the ultimate troll.
That's why they depict him as Pepe the Frog often.
He's like the ultimate troll to help burn down the system.
They don't give a fuck about politics.
They don't give a fuck about what Christianity.
They don't give a fuck about none of this shit.
They just think it's funny to watch the world burn.
So that's why they like Trump because they're like, good, this guy's crazy.
Get them in there because they really, again, according to the acceleration this philosophy,

(01:27:35):
they're like anarchists.
They're just like, we want to watch the whole world burn.
We don't give a fuck because they're live suck.
They're like, we're stuck online, chronically online in cells.
We don't give a fuck.
Do we want a better future for our family?
We don't give a fuck.
Burn it all to hell.
And that's what the acceleration is.
And that's why foreign governments that are enemies love this kind of shit and they fuel

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it on.
They stoke it.
And they've wrote these foreign country bots online that steer young men down this direction
because they're like, this is perfect.
And look at how it's affected us.
Look at this Charlie Kirk thing, how it's completely ripping the country apart.
Damn near civil war.
I mean, maybe, I don't know.
I've seen stuff that says, that's all bullshit.

(01:28:21):
We're not close to civil war.
We've been much closer to civil war over the years than this.
It seems like everybody's stoking it.
Everyone's upset though.
The minute it happened, Trump and the other people in DC, they came out and said, it's
the liberals.
This is the liberal.
And so did a lot of the conspiracy community.

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It was like this really rageful, vengeful.
Yep.
It's a lib.
Let's fucking go gas liberals and I was like, whoa.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
First off, first off, we don't know what his allegiances are.
Mm-hmm.
Well, now we do.
As of this moment right now, September 13th, the latest is that, you know, his grammar came

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out and said the whole family's maga.
That's what she said.
Like offended that anybody would think anything other than that.
She also said that she's never seen him with a Tyler with a gun.
She has no idea about the guns, but there's how many photos of him with fucking guns as

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long as he's.
Yeah.
That's what I don't understand, like how reliable is her word because she's like, well, I
never seen him with a gun.
Like bitch, if you looked at his social media, no, they don't care.
The parents let him do the family is just buy, go to your room.
I don't want to talk to you.

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But my point is if this grouper thing, if this online meme stuff and inside jokes, like
the thing with the, with the, and this bugs me, people online are like trying to explain
the memes, like the one with the, the ball notices ball.
I'm like, fuck up.
You guys are all fucking nerds.

(01:30:08):
Yeah.
Trying to like, these people online are like trying to explain it to us.
Like, you guys don't get it.
This is the joke.
It's like, yeah, you first off, you guys are all fucking nerds.
Yeah.
So fuck off with your stupid jokes that are stupid.
The woo is supposed to be like a wow face.
Yeah.
Like a shocked face.
Yeah.
And apparently it's furry culture.

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And again, it's apparently the people in these spheres, they use it to mock the furries.
They're not pro furry.
They mock the furries.
I think it is what I'm reading.
I think that middle America thinks that there's more furries and more furry sex going on

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than that, that is.
They love to fucking talk about this.
I mean, yeah.
This is like the typical divisive left-right stuff.
The right loves to glom onto the thing of life.
I think it's about friends that are parents that sit there and talk about how there's furries
in school.
Literally, every person in, when I go up into little towns in Utah, your children all

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look the fucking same.
Not resemble, look the fucking same, wide leg jeans, crop tops, fucking Adidas shoes.
They have identical fucking clothes on, identical.
And you guys are worried about them being furries?

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Who?
Where?
And I don't understand the fear regardless of it, to be honest.
I don't understand.
When you're a kid, when you're a teenager, you're trying to find yourself.
You're trying to figure yourself out.
So you're like, I don't know, trying out different things.
And if they wear a fucking tail to school, I don't give a fuck, whatever.

(01:32:01):
Who gives a shit?
The only one that is upsetting to me is I was at Target in this girl had, and she was a woman,
like a young woman, not like a little girl, a woman.
She had on a skirt with a tail coming out the bottom of the skirt.
Which then it was like, okay, is that a butt plug with a fucking tail attached to it?

(01:32:22):
Which then to me, I'm like, okay.
Where butt plugs?
I don't give a shit what you do with yourself, but do I have to participate in your butt plug?
It's these kids want attention, because that's what kids do.
They crave attention.
It's so out of handish.
Maybe there's a furry in school.

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One, I see one in 20 fucking years with a tail up.
It's falling out of her skirt.
One person.
I don't, what I'm saying is I don't think it's the collapse of society.
Even if there are furries in school, I think it's you've got teenagers trying to figure themselves
out, trying to get attention.
Who gives, like it's only going to give as much energy as you give it.

(01:33:04):
So like, the people are getting outraged by it.
Some people with a fucking tail on at school.
And then the other bazillion guys sitting here blowing people up on their fucking video games.
Right.
That's where I'm going with it too.
It's like, what's more dangerous here?
What's more dangerous here?

(01:33:25):
Obviously, it's these online nerd groups that are tied into accelerationists.
And I don't know how deep that conspiracy goes.
I suspect there are foreign governments that love to fuel this type of thing up.
They're like, cool, can we radicalize these guys to become killers?
Yes we can.
And it's been happening for years now.

(01:33:46):
Yeah, for 25 years.
And that takes me to my big dramatic announcement.
What's here?
Big announcement.
I'm exhausted.
I've been talking about conspiracies for 15 years, not all the time, not every conspiracy.
But if a big one hits like this, normally I'm all over it.

(01:34:07):
I'm like, okay, everyone's talking about it.
Let's see what we can find.
Let's talk about it.
Let's unpack it.
Let's see what's real.
What's not.
What could be real?
What could it be not?
This is very dark.
It makes me feel gross researching it.
It's affecting me.
I don't like how I feel.

(01:34:28):
I don't like it.
I don't like that.
And look, I've got pages and pages of notes because people are like, you got to talk about
this, dude.
There's something's going on.
And I've got pages and pages of notes.
I can do a two hour show right now about it.
I, the biggest one that tells me something sucks about this is how we all had to watch this

(01:34:49):
man get fucking murdered.
Faces of death videos, every single person on the planet watched this.
Yeah.
I didn't want to see that.
I didn't want that to happen.
I didn't want to see it.
I can see it in my mind.
You can't find a video.
What was that guy's name off of love Island?

(01:35:10):
Kenny.
Kendall.
You can't find Kenny's asshole on Twitter because it was scrubbed off Kenny off of the fucking
love island show, not even a real, not even a celebrity celebrity.
That's gone.
You can't find it.
Right.
But I can pull this video up.

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Whether you want it to or not.
Is that why do you think that is we were supposed to see it by who I'm not even going to say I
have no idea.
But it doesn't matter because this became such a divisive issue.
This is such a red hot topic.

(01:35:52):
And I dipped my toe into it.
And like right now and I know because I've been talking about this shit for long enough.
I know when it's time for me to bow out and this is my time because I can't even talk about
the Epstein files.
I'm getting people telling me the Epstein files are fake now.
Okay.
I did a poll.

(01:36:13):
It's fake.
Okay.
Well, I'm done.
I've said my piece.
Everyone knows where I stand with all this.
And if you want to go down that path, I'm not trying to stop you.
Take your kids with you.
And see how that you know, you spend all of this time, energy and money and on these children.

(01:36:35):
And then you let all of the dark shit comes through the screen.
You don't slow it down one fucking ounce.
But we make sure we get books is out out of the libraries because there's so many children
at the library.
You fucking maniacs.
So you're going to lock them in their room where they can be isolated with these people spouting

(01:37:00):
hateful bullshit.
And that's totally great because they say stuff like he's not Christian enough.
And you don't take the time to look into what they're fucking listening to.
You don't get the Pepe shit.
So you just, oh, it's just some kid stuff.

(01:37:23):
And that's what I've been trying to like talk about for years and I'm like, I'm exhausted
with it.
I am exhausted that I'm being told that I'm even as much as I try to present it with like
neutrality, facts, evidence.
I'm still told that I'm wrong by mouth breeders who have been sold this like dog whistled

(01:37:52):
ideology about stuff that I'm telling you, there's a plan in place and we're going down the
path of this dark and lightening acceleration philosophy.
And I, I don't know, I just feel like I'm done.
I feel like I'm done.
Not with this isn't like a big dramatic like I'm retiring.
I'm just saying I'm not talking.
I felt like I was the only voice speaking out about this Trump thing with the Epstein

(01:38:18):
cover up.
Oh, and by the way, everybody, while we're sitting here watching this poor human being be slaughtered,
they all of the Republicans voted not to pass to not have the Epstein.

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Right.
And now, right the same day September 10th, same day, the Democrats forced a vote to try to
release the Epstein files and the Republicans blocked it.
They in lockstep the Republicans joined together to block it because who knows why we can all
guess why with this very serious.
Take a wild fucking guess why.

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But regardless, it happened.
And when I present that I get told like I'm a problem.
Okay.
I'm over it.
I'm done.
I'm exhausted.
And I'm like, this doesn't make my life better.
This makes my life worse.
It makes me feel bad.
I like all my people and to have them like mad at me.

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I'm like, why am I doing this?
I don't like the way this feels.
I like doing my research of things.
And then sometimes it goes south.
And I'm like, I don't like the way this makes me feel.
So I'm ballin out.
I'm done.
I'm not talking about Epstein anymore.
I'm talking about Trump anymore.
This is the bed we're all making.
Okay.
Great.

(01:39:41):
I got to lay in it with you, I guess.
Don't fucking come at me when this shit goes real bad and say like, oh, where were you?
Like, I've been fucking talking about it and I'm done with it.
I'm never talking about it again.
It's too fucking divisive.
I'm done.
I'm just done with it.
And they don't care.
Like let's just talk about that.

(01:40:01):
To a certain extent, you guys don't care.
Right.
I got the whole save the children, March bullshit.
Throw that the fuck out the window.
Because now I'm being told, hey, the Epstein files don't matter anymore.
That's fake news.
Okay.
Like, well, then when a billionaire's rape kids and you're okay with that, like that's for
you to make amends with.
I don't care.

(01:40:22):
So you don't care.
So I still care.
But if you don't care, and like, I'm the bad guy because I keep bringing it up and you
think that I'm partisan.
Like I give a fuck about liberals, a dem, I'm sorry.
Like I give a fuck about Democrats or Republicans.
I think they're both got dirty fucking hands in this.
I literally.
I've seen in the Epstein files agreed.
Even though the Democrats were the one that voted to release the files in the Republicans

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blocked it.
Hey, I think that was a showdown to show.
It was just it was just to be like, okay, let's just fucking see who's because the Republicans
cried about it for the last four years.
Yes, they've got voted in because of it because of it.
And now that's time to release it.
They're like, well, we don't want to release it.
And that was just a, that was a Democrat saying you ain't releasing this.

(01:41:06):
You and I both know.
What is that?
What is that?
That Ben Stiller?
Listen, I know you.
You know that I know you.
And I know that you know that you know you.
Yeah, I agree because people were like, well, then why didn't Joe Biden release it?
I'm like, because the live, the Democrats are in it too.
Yeah.
Literally on my last episode about the Epstein birthday fucking thing, I spent more time

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talking about Democrats than Republicans.
Yeah.
Of course I talked about Trump because he's in the motherfucker.
But I also talked about Clinton and I talked about this massive Democrat donor that's in
it too.
They're both in it.
They're all in it.
But I can't, I'm so tired of like having to say, hey, full disclosure, like the Democrats

(01:41:49):
are bad too.
And it's like, I'm so tired of fucking having to explain myself.
Yeah.
And it's like, if you guys can't hear the dear leader is in your fucking, is part of the
problem, I don't know what to tell you.
And I've become the bad guy about it.
And I'm over it.
I'm done with it.
And this is all, this is why I changed the name of my show.
This goes back to the Jan 6 thing when I said, hey, what the fuck guys?
What are we doing?

(01:42:09):
You can't break into the Capitol building and try to disrupt the election.
And I was the bad guy then too.
Okay.
I'm just over it, dude.
I mean, it's crystal clear to me that the QAnon thing infiltrated the conspiracy community
and it's now part of the right wing alternative media sphere.
I mean, if you don't see that, I don't know what to tell you.

(01:42:31):
And again, I'm not saying I'm like Republicans are bad Democrats are good.
I'm just saying like, if you don't see the bias in that, I don't know what to tell you.
This is the exact siop that every red pill daddy has warned me about that I try to tell
all of you Bill Cooper, David, I they talk about this.
They're like, they want you divided and confused.

(01:42:53):
So they put this left versus right shit.
And this Charlie Kirk thing was the fucking catalyst that we all saw it.
The cherry on top of the whole, the thing, it was like a Kegga dynamite that was already
kind of like a little bit volatile.
And then you put that on top of it and it became very volatile.
And now that the truth is out of who this person is, it's almost like they can't get the

(01:43:21):
cat back in the bag.
Like they're, well, who cares?
Now who is celebrating online?
Right.
And to be, and to be crystal clear, we both think that's disgusting.
They was disgusting that they murdered this fucking guy, particularly in front of his fucking
family.
When all he was doing was debating his beliefs, then somebody break into a congressman, woman's

(01:43:44):
home and beat her in her husband to death with a fucking hammer.
No, the Nancy Pelosi.
Yeah, they tried to beat her husband with a hammer.
Not Nancy.
And they just killed Melissa something.
Oh, that was in Minneapolis.
Yes.
No flags where it has mass for that.
Right.
And that's what bugged me is that nobody had a fucking meltdown because of that.

(01:44:07):
And that's, and that's why I'm saying that's the reason why I'm out is because when, when
the SH school thing happened in 2012, that, oh, yeah, in Connecticut, literally the same
day.
Alex Jones is like, it's all fake.

(01:44:27):
They're crisis actors.
The parents crying.
That's bullshit.
Those are actors.
And I was like, really?
That's kind of a, that's kind of like a cold-hearted fucking shit to say on day one.
But I covered it too.
I was like, let's talk about the theories going around right now because of this thing.
And I made a video the day that Kirk died because there's this witch hex that was put on

(01:44:51):
him.
And it was like, you would think, I don't know what the fuck.
It was like too soon type shit.
And I was like, wait a minute, the conspiracy community were the ones that literally Alex Jones
talked about, little kids who got fucking murdered on day one.
He was like, that's fake.
Crisis actors.
Not real.

(01:45:12):
That was the FBI.
That's it.
All of a sudden, it's like, hey, you're being insensitive.
Wait a minute.
I thought you guys were like the fucking open-minded to the point of like offending people.
Right.
Well, not when it's their guy.
I guess.
And that's what I'm saying.
Things took such a fucking, the right dominated the conspiracy world and took everyone with

(01:45:36):
them.
And there's no, I don't know.
I just was like raised so hard on like, don't side up with either camp.
Because that's where they can manipulate you and that's where they can really do the
sion.
I think the minute you make it, your fucking personality is the minute you are out to lunch.

(01:46:02):
Is the minute it's done.
Like when you can't be, have a critical thought in your head and say, okay, well, that's overboard.
Right.
You just, what, oh, what do we all believe?
Oh, okay.
And then you vomit that all over everybody.
You create a cult.
It's weird.
Yes.

(01:46:23):
You're now in a cult.
Congratulations.
Which is perfect for Utah.
Fits the bill.
What do you mean?
Is they like secrets?
They like being on the in.
They don't mind the fill of some culty shit.

(01:46:46):
Well, Utah is ground zero for intelligence agencies and cult activity because the Mormon
church sort of grooms that in a way with the rituals and ceremonies they do.
It's like you get secret handshake, secret names.
You take a bow, silence, otherwise you'll die.
And this is all intelligence agents operations stuff.

(01:47:07):
It's the same thing.
Secret societies until until operations.
It's all sort of in that same ballpark and that's supposed.
And then, you know, Mormons do a two year mission.
And it's like these are all things that the intelligence agencies like look for.
So they recruit heavily from Utah.
Evan McMullen, the guy who ran for president a couple years ago, he was a CIA agent.

(01:47:31):
Mormon, the works, right?
But anyway, my point is, I'm not going to talk about it anymore.
It doesn't fill my cup up anymore.
People hate it when I talk about it.
I'm like, why am I doing this?
I don't even want to do it.
I just they're scary.
It gets scary too.
And it's like, whoa, like I'm just talking about shit here.

(01:47:53):
Like I'm not telling you what to believe.
I'm not pounding on the desk.
No, but people can't handle it.
People can't handle having a dynamic conversation of something that you might not fucking
totally agree with.
Right.
Right.
And mostly the people that are that think that they are the toughest are softest baby shit
with this.

(01:48:14):
It's like you said something that I don't believe in.
And then you have to go fucking get your weird guns or be aggressive towards people.
And that's what this and that's my point of all this.
This is what the accelerationists want.
This is exactly the dark enlightenment playbook.
They want us to have this weird civil war hating of each other because that will promote

(01:48:39):
the downfall of America when we start saying and policing each other's free speech, which
is what they're doing.
Yes.
You've seen it all over the place.
The Pete Hague Seth is like, if there's any people celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk,
we're putting them in a database.
And it's like, wait a minute.
What?
Yeah.
And I'm not saying we should again.
And this is, I know the listeners are like Jesus.

(01:49:01):
Isaac, why do you got to keep fucking apologizing because you guys don't feel the fucking comments
I feel.
I have to say it out loud a million times.
It's not cool to celebrate the fucking murder of another guy.
It's not cool.
The fucking liberals celebrating on these videos.
If that was really even that, it could be an AI could have been some fucking fake news shit
from some other country.
We don't know.

(01:49:21):
The online shit is so crazy.
Social media and even life online is so manipulatable now.
Yes.
There's Facebook posts.
Now as you see these Facebook posts of, um, they're taking like famous athletes and actors
and they're making posts saying that so and so is so fed up with the, the, um, the left

(01:49:45):
that they're donating all this money to the Charlie Kirk foundation.
And it's getting hundreds of thousands of likes of people who are like, yeah, get them
Chris Hemsworth.
And it's like not even real, right?
It's totally fake.
It's like Facebook boomer type activity.
And it's like, I don't know when the countdown starts.
If when people stop going online, but it started, I think so.

(01:50:06):
I'm fed up with it.
I'm like, I just, you don't know what's real anymore.
And it just isn't raging.
It is.
It's rage bait.
And I'm like, it's just everything is fucking rage bait.
Yeah.
People, people don't understand the like the people getting you fired up.
They're making a grip of money off of you.
Right.
That's disgusting to me.

(01:50:28):
I hate that.
When the, when the, when the, when the Kirk thing happened immediately, the online flooded
with live show of this and that and I'm like, oh my God.
And I get it.
Like, you got to cover it.
I get it.
It is a hot topic.
But it's also like, I don't know.
Can we make it less about clicks for one fucking moment in time ever?

(01:50:49):
No.
You know, it bleeds.
It leads.
It's, it's awful.
How is this any better than the mainstream media that we've criticized for years with that
it bleeds, it leads type shit.
It's worse.
It's worse now.
It's worse because there's no balance.
There's no checks on this.
Yeah.
Which is opinions and opinions of,
always do information that hasn't even been released yet of, of hypothesizing Alex Jones

(01:51:14):
immediately.
It's a trans shooter.
There's trans messages on his bullets.
No, there's not.
And I said on Twitter, like, where's the evidence?
Like, what was he talking about?
The furry thing?
That's a great thing of him mocking furries.
It's actually anti, I guess, maybe.
I don't fucking know.
That's what I'm reading.

(01:51:35):
And anyway, my point is it's like, I don't get anything out of this anymore.
I'm over it.
I'm not talking about Epstein Trump.
None of this shit ever again.
What doesn't matter.
They don't give a shit about it anyways.
Nobody wants to hear it.
I don't like the way it makes me feel.
It's not even my forte.
I don't even like talking about it anyway.
This all started with the darken lightening shit.
And I was like, oh, fuck, I found the fucking thing.
Yeah, the linchpin.

(01:51:56):
And people want to ignore it, whatever.
I don't give a shit.
Sounds good.
It's upsetting to me.
I hate it.
I hate to see it happen, but like, I'm bowing out of it.
I'm done with it.
I don't know.
I don't have an opinion about it.
I'm sick of everybody.
So terrible.
You sit here and you have school shootings weekly, biweekly, and the amount of

(01:52:22):
reactions of people losing their gourd over one person.
And I don't know if it was because we all saw the video of it.
I think it's because we all saw the video.
I think if they released videos of every single school shooting and the murders of these
children, it would be the same reaction, I think, to have that same bullet ripped through
a fucking eight year old.

(01:52:43):
It's atrocious.
I wonder what that seems like.
That's what I'm saying.
Isn't it weird how we all had to watch this video?
It's weird.
You guys were looking at school shooting your shirts off of your chest for a grown man saying
pretty upsetting things about two thirds, fucking two thirds of the people on this planet.

(01:53:09):
Calling people horrible names saying horrible things about human beings.
And you guys were screaming into your camera phones and posting it online.
Children sitting in school getting mowed down by the same fucking bullets.

(01:53:34):
Thoughts and prayers.
Thinking of you.
Okay.
Cool energy.
Cool energy.
I don't know.
It makes me sick.
It like literally like that kind of stuff.
And I'm sitting there watching these people scream on their phones about seeing this and then

(01:54:01):
just offering thoughts and prayers to children.
Literally same time.
Same time getting hit in class.
The guy who was debating Charlie Kirk when Charlie Kirk got shot was in a school shooting.
That whole generation is like fucked man.
I mean, could you imagine?

(01:54:22):
No.
Like we didn't go to school when that was like a fear.
I mean, we were scared of earthquakes and nuclear bombs.
You know, it's it's anyway.
My I just I don't know.
The whole thing is makes me fucking ill.

(01:54:43):
You must be happy.
Charlie Kirk said no, fuck no.
That's disgusting.
Like neither of us are okay with that.
Neither of us are cool with them.
People celebrating the death of this guy.
We didn't like Charlie Kirk.
No, we didn't.
We didn't agree with anything he said.
He said a bunch of gross shit.
That doesn't mean it's cool to fucking murder the guy.
That's fucking crazy or to have it nonstop playing on Twitter.

(01:55:06):
Yeah, I don't even want to see it, man.
But I think that I think you're on to something because like that's the same reason, you know,
they the when we were in Vietnam, they filmed the war and it was like it fucked people up
in America.
They're like, whoa, what the fuck are we doing over there?
And then ever since then, no, no video footage of war.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think we don't see videos of kids getting mowed down in these school shootings,

(01:55:29):
but we saw we all saw the Charlie Kirk thing.
What's that about?
Why did we all have to see that?
That's interesting.
I think it's because it's part of an accelerationist agenda.
If you want to learn more, go to my darken layman series.
I'm not talking about it anymore.
I'm going back to scary movies and fucking pop culture bullshit and Charlie Sheen.

(01:55:51):
And Kenny's butthole.
And I want to see Kendall's butthole.
I'm trying to find Kendall's butthole.
Can't find it.
Okay, that's all I got you.
You got anything else?
No, it's been a miserable week.
It's been a miserable week.
Disgusting miserable week.
We had such a fun start.

(01:56:12):
Just talk about fun stuff.
I know the last episode was great.
So fun.
I think we need to, I think we need to mix it up and do every other episode.
Every other episode will be your topic or my topic.
We'll take turns.
All right.
Unfortunately, I draw from a very dried up well, very small well of things that interest

(01:56:35):
me.
Well, I want to hear about them.
It's the same thing over and over.
Well, that's what we're going to do.
Next week, whatever you're into, you're going to talk about and I'm going to ask you questions.
No, I hate that.
Horny Ferries.
Oh, I could talk hours about horny ferries.
The Dracula Love Story movie.
I can't wait for that.

(01:56:56):
I can't wait for that either.
That's going to be good.
I cannot wait for that.
But see, okay, here's a problem.
When I get going, men think that I'm shitting on them.
Well, I do, I love them.
And I just see the, the, the path that you're walking.
And I'm like, why are you doing that?
Nobody wants to fuck.
I was speaking.

(01:57:16):
I wanted to say this.
I was going to interrupt you when you were talking.
But I heard something, I think it was on TikTok about young girls don't want to date young
men that they're going after older men.
I saw that because they don't like the, because the older men aren't part of the manosphere
bullshit.
Like they're not listening to the, to the Andrew Tates and Charlie Kirk's and the, what's

(01:57:44):
that guy's name?
I don't think Charlie Kirk's part of the man.
Is he part of the manosphere?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Um, what's the other guy, the rocker, the, yeah, the fountains is, oh, okay.
It's so off putting to women that they're like, okay, or two thirds of women, some of them

(01:58:05):
like it, but.
So you're saying I can go pick up a 24 year old right now, like my boy Leo.
Yeah.
According to this, they're just saying that it's like, you know, in my head, I'm like,
how are we going to survive this?
How is this going to become a survivable situation?

(01:58:27):
These, these boys are so off putting to girls.
We need that EMP bomb to happen.
I don't know what that is.
It gets rid of all electronics.
No.
They don't know how to talk to girls.
They don't know how to be in flirt with women.
Yeah.
How is our species going to survive?

(01:58:52):
Nobody can afford a house.
Nobody can afford any of this shit.
I don't know.
That's what drives that.
That's what steers them into just living online.
And this is what this is.
Okay.
This reminds me because I think the boomers are going to be like, we've talked about everybody
goes out by store books.
It's like, yeah, things that are luxuries.
I'm going to put that in air quotes.

(01:59:12):
Luxury things are affordable now.
I feel like a big screen TV is like doable.
Okay.
A big screen TV.
I think coffee is still a luxury.
That's kind of outrageous.
The price of the Starbucks.
Yeah, but they can come up with five bucks for a Starbucks.
Okay.
A starter home is 400,000 in Utah.

(01:59:34):
Yeah.
A starter home, which means that you're going to have to put money into this fucking house.
There's going to be shit that's broken in the house.
You're updating.
You're going to need to update 400,000.
What's the median income of Utah?
I think it's like 60K.
Okay.

(01:59:54):
So you're supposed to, these kids are supposed to pay 400,000 for a home, at least $60,000 worth
of school debt.
Then have children and support them, which costs how, you know, what's like, what is it to
just have a baby in a hospital?
I heard it was like five grand, even with insurance that you're going to have to come up with a certain

(02:00:18):
amount.
Plus, I heard insurance is going up 30%.
Oh, they.
So it's life things that they can't afford.
They can't afford a home rent, healthcare.
So they kind of get a fuck it, man.

(02:00:39):
I'm going to go get a Starbucks.
They know about a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
This isn't my $1,000 worth of Starbucks I spend in a month.
Which isn't the right perspective.
It's not the right idea.
But it is still, I kind of, to some degree, I understand it where it's like, they feel hopeless.

(02:00:59):
It's hopeless.
Yeah.
I get that.
It's hopeless.
Yeah, they got to make some, I don't know who they is, but there needs to be some serious
changes, man.
No, because we're over here fighting about crazy shit.
Which takes me back to my point.

(02:01:20):
That's what they want.
The billionaires and the elites want that.
They want us fighting over the dumbest shit so that they don't have to do anything to improve
our quality of life so that they can just continue to fucking fleece us.
About stupid drag queens going to reading times.
Which I don't agree with.
I want to shake those bitches and be like, what are you doing?

(02:01:46):
What are you fucking doing?
Yeah, like you know, this is upsetting people.
Stop doing it.
Please stop doing it.
This is making it.
Should you have the right to do this?
Sure.
I don't give a shit, but it's also like, dude, not the fucking time.
Yeah.
Girl, go home.
Take your shoes off, kick up.
Well, I don't know.
It sounds like the parents take the kids to these things, right?

(02:02:06):
It's like they're showing up to sixth grade to be like, okay, guess what you're doing now.
You're watching this.
I don't know.
No.
That's what tired of the culture.
I just hate everybody and everything in life.
I'm ready for the turd alien to come and be the mom.
The Obama mom and turd come fucking blows away.

(02:02:29):
It's fucking in this for the love of God.
I want to go out like terminator two when she's shaking the chain link fence.
And squarters.
Good.
Except my dear ones are going to be smiling.
But I'm going to be like, oh, thank God.
I'm not going to work that day.
I'm not going to work that week.
It's hot.
Well, I think it's October 29th that the alien mothership gets close.

(02:02:52):
Oh, this year.
Block that out.
Yeah.
Oh, thank God.
Well, I got a few more weeks.
Hang in there.
And it'll be the end of spooky season.
So we could have done it really.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
I beg I dare say that Halloween itself the day the holiday is probably my least favorite
part of Halloween season.
I like all the shit before it.
Oh, you do.
Yeah, because Halloween the day it's like, it's fun, but I like all the shit before it.

(02:03:16):
I think this one falls on Friday though, I think.
Doesn't it?
It's Friday or Saturday.
Oh, good.
That way we don't have this weird trick or treat mix up.
Yes.
What day do you talk?
Utah has a hard time getting it shit together if Halloween lands on a Sunday.
It's a real problem.
It's a real issue.
Then you got some people that don't know that it's we don't do it on a Sunday.

(02:03:40):
I wish it would I wish Halloween would be like Thanksgiving.
And it's always the last Friday of the fucking month.
Well, it's tied to the pagan holiday.
It has to be there astrologically.
Yeah, but we don't care anymore.
Fair.
That's right.
Nobody gives a shit.

(02:04:00):
And what are we talking about?
Nobody gives a fuck about that.
We're just celebrating it.
And the celebration I say now is always the last Friday of the month.
We're eating like a bunch of sluts and watching some sluttin' it up.
And watch movies.
Well, I don't like scary movies, but I'm sluttin' it up with the fucking candy bowl.

(02:04:22):
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
I want to make chili and I want to make cornbread.
And I want to make snackies.
The last year I made homemade caramel and I had delicious apples cut up so we could dunk
our yummy apples into a caramel sauce that I made from fucking scratch.

(02:04:43):
That was good.
It was delicious.
And we watched fucking we didn't watch Hocus Bocus.
What did we watch?
We watched what's that other witchy movie?
We sound a little like practical magic.
We watched fucking practical magic.
We watched a Josie scary movie on Halloween.

(02:05:04):
It was so good.
It was so fucking good.
It was my favorite.
You know what else I also like on Halloween?
Ghostbusters.
I do too.
I love ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters.
I love all the ghostbusters movies.
They're all good.
Why can't we just do make that Friday, the last Friday of the month?

(02:05:24):
I'm dressing up this year.
Then the kids get to go to school and do school shit all day.
Yeah.
Have a big fun party.
School Halloween is the was the best.
It was the best.
And then you get to come home in your costume and you get to go out and trick a treat.
And then you have the whole weekend to play with your fucking friends and eat your shitty
candy.

(02:05:45):
And stay the fuck offline.
Please.
Get your kids off fucking line.
Get your kids off lines.
Quit giving them cell phones.
You weirdos.
They don't need a fucking cell phone.
They need a flip phone.
Give your children flip phones.
Take the kids off.
Save the world.
Get them off line.
Get them off.

(02:06:06):
Get them off.
Get them off.
Get them off.
Get them off.
Get them off.
Get them off.
The brains are too young and moldable.
I'm going to dress up this year for Halloween.
What do you want?
I was thinking about that too.
That's so funny.
And I saw that.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I was thinking about that too.
That's so funny.
And I saw that.
What do you want?
And they chilled the smoke that went through, which kept it low

(02:06:26):
lying.
So when you would open the door for it to give the kids candy, it
would-- all the smoke would come billowing out on the floor.
And it would stay low so it wouldn't choke you out.
That's great.
I loved it.
I loved that.
Wouldn't that be so fun?
Yeah, I got to get that fog machine problem.
And I thought, if we dressed up--

(02:06:47):
you did it last year.
You put a scary mask on.
You did your Frankenstein mask.
You did the Frankenstein mask on.
And you opened the door to give the kids--
we give the kids Kansasoda.
Ballers.
Baller.
No big deal.
And then this year, we're going to do Kansas--
well, in the one year, I tried to get of them
with those big giant pixie sticks,

(02:07:09):
because they're going to fucking lose their minds for this.
Because we don't actually get a whole lot of like trick
or treaters, because of stupid fucking church, again,
ruined.
Ruined.
Another fun holiday.
Or Christians, by the way, for the people listening.
But--
But--
But Christians.
But we can also shit on Christians, because those
are our people.
Fuck off.
I can see whatever I want about my own people.

(02:07:30):
Shut up.
So they ruined it by having trunk or treat.
You fucking make these kids walk in the cold.
And you let us scare them.
And you let us scare them.
I make my whole house.
I do up my whole house.
And then I put speakers outside so that I can place
bouquet music.
And then I give them their Kansas soda or their big giant pixie.

(02:07:54):
They didn't give a shit about a pixie stick.
By the way, they weren't excited about it at all, which
I would have lost my mind over when I was a kid.
But so we--
Then last year-- not last year, the year before we go full
Kansas soda.
And then I went to bags of chips.
And they hated them.
They didn't like the bag of chips.

(02:08:15):
Which I was like, that's crazy.
I thought a bag of chips would be so fun.
Yeah.
I just like--
I guess for me as a human being, I like novelty.
I like new.
I like something different.
So if you give me something different,
it could be a fucking turd.
I'm into it.
The Obama moma turd.
I want the Obama moma turd.
Something new.
But they didn't want that.

(02:08:37):
So I went back to the soda.
And so this year, I'm going soda,
because the kids expect it now.
They love it.
Kansas soda.
And I'm going light up Halloween ring for the kids.
So they have something.
Boom.
We're going to be the best house on the block.
I can't wait.
I'm very excited about this.

(02:08:57):
I think the little novelty cereal boxes
would be fun some time too.
They're too expensive.
Are they?
Are too expensive?
More than a soda?
I think so.
Well, I'm going to dress up as Kendall's butthole this year.
And I'm going to have a chainsaw.
I'm going to scare the absolute shit out of these kids.

(02:09:19):
[LAUGHTER]
I was waiting.
I set that up a while ago.
I was waiting.
I know.
I got to-- I was riffing.
I know.
You're riffing real good.
Kiddo's butthole would be scary.
I think any man's butthole is a little bit.
Yeah, it's too much.
It's a little nerve-wracking.

(02:09:39):
It's intense up there, ladies.
You've ever taken a look.
Don't advise.
Zero out of ten.
Don't recommend.
All right, you got anything else?
Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
I was just going to go on the butthole situation.
Butthole situations.
[LAUGHTER]
No, that's it.
I'm done.

(02:09:59):
Oh, OK.
Well, now it's a weird ending.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I was just trying to wrap it up.
I want to leave on a positive note.
Positive note.
It's such a dark ending as a show.
I don't want to leave people feeling weird.
I'm fucking sick of you people.
I'm sick of you people.
Not you guys.
Not the listeners.
I hear listeners, but everybody else.
Everybody else.
You got to be able to make sure they know.

(02:10:20):
I love our listeners.
They're very fun.
And they know who the others, who they are.
But I'm fucking done with them.
I'm like over these people.
All right, well, that's all we got.
It's a scene.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, go ahead.
No, I'm done.
Oh, this is getting really awkward.
OK.
OK, everybody.

(02:10:40):
All right, everybody.
I'm staying off line and have a good one, I guess.
Till next time, we love you.
We love you.
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