Top 20 Horniest Movies of the ’80s & ’90s: James Spader, Michael Douglas & the Golden Age of Erotic Cinema

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Hey everyone, this is Dr. Oz.

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Today I've got a very special episode
where we count down the top 20
porniest movies from the 80s and 90s.
I call it the libido busting,
boner enhancement film countdown.
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- I didn't hate him.

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- Do you know he's Muslim?
- Not really.
- Yeah, not that that matters to anything at all.
He's just, that always surprised me.
- Yeah, it isn't.
- He seems so white.
- He does.
- Yeah.
- He's not.
Mement, does he mean he's a memet?
Very aerobic.
And I know that 'cause I read a couple of his books
back in the day.
As you know, I was a huge doctor.
All my heroes are leaving me.

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All my heroes, huge Dr. Oz, man.
Joe Rogan-Fan, who else?
I just love Donald Trump.
I always used to make you watch him
Princess all the time.
- Yeah.
- All these people, I thought I loved him.
- Turns out you have a terrible judge of character.
(laughing)
- Well, what happened?
- Well, fair enough.
Now, this is a show I've been teasing.
I'm looking at the clock and I'm more into making stuff.

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- Hey, that's a truth.
You know what, you always allow a lot of fucking bullshit
around you.
- Oh.
- Like a lot of people.
A lot of shitty people.
You always see past it.
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't know.
- I used to think it was a good thing
and now I think it's a fucking dumb thing.
- Oh, okay.
(laughing)
We save that for a morning coffee with the wise-ups maybe.
- Maybe.

(01:24):
- Like the one we just recorded for all the book supporters.
- I don't know if you guys heard it.
- We'll unpack that.
- So this is an idea I've been talking about for months now
and I've finally completed it.
I've viewed all the films, not in the last couple of weeks,
but all the films I will talk about.
I've viewed at some point in my life.
There was a few I had to check off.
There were a hadn't seen and I'll talk about that

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as we go through it.
I've ranked, 'cause you know I got a rank, everything.
I'm a top 10.
This is a top 20.
- I think this is your autism.
- Mm-hmm.
And everyone loves it.
(laughing)
- This is, I took the horniest movies from the 80s and 90s,
as per the world.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I ranked them and the ranking is gonna be based

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on overall vibe.
- Okay. - Okay.
Like for instance, if there's great sex scenes,
but the movies trash, it goes to the bottom.
- Oh, okay.
- If it's like okay sex, but the movie's fantastic,
it gets a little higher.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it can't be just a one trick pony to get to number one.
All right.
- All right.
- I'm not a big movie goer.

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So I haven't watched all of these movies.
- I know.
- We've watched some of them.
And I think we should have some honorable mentions
we should talk about.
- Oh, do you have them prepared for when you're done?
- No, I don't have anything prepared.
I don't do that.
- Okay, well.
- That's why it's hard for me.
But I think that we watched in decent proposal.
- Uh-huh, that's on the list.

(02:49):
- Is it on the list?
- It is, oh, it's definitely on the list.
- It's on the list.
- Definitely on the list.
- On the top 10.
I'm not gonna tell you, you're gonna have to wait and see.
- Okay, let's go, hold on.
- This, now I'm gonna talk about all these movies,
no plot spoilers.
So if you're worried about that sort of thing, don't worry.
Come on in.
I'm gonna give you a light little background on each one.
Maybe talk about who's in it.
Maybe talk a little bit about the plot.

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Give you my little take.
- Yes.
- Josie will chime in when she wants to.
- Yep.
- And this has been a passion project of mine, you know?
Listening to, you know that 90s horny sound?
- Yeah.
- Like tribal techno.
I don't know what it is, huh?

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- Ania.
- Ania.
- Uh-huh.
- Anigma.
- Anigma.
- They all hit it, just right.
- What's anigma sound like?
What's their thing?
- Anigma's the return to innocence and--
- I thought that was ania.
- The horny song of the chick's breathing.
No, ania is--
- What?
- No, you're thinking of anigma, is it?
You're thinking of--

(03:53):
- Sadness part one, or what it's called.
- Oh, ania is not that.
Ania is more like spiritual.
It's like a long-distance.
- A little more spiritual.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- A little more spiritual.
It's kind of--
- No, I am thinking of anigma.
You're right.
Okay.
- I really dig it.
- What else is--
Was there any other sound like anigma back in the day?

(04:14):
- There was a fair amount.
- Really?
- And if you watch a lot of these movies, you'll hear it,
and you'll say, "That's the thing."
- That's the sound.
- And it really triggered nostalgia for me that I didn't
know existed until I started watching these, and I was like,
"Man."
- I like that horny sound.
- I did.
I like that horny sound.
- I like that old horny sound.
- It's great.
- What do you think that sound is?
I feel like in the '70s, that horny sound was like,

(04:37):
fucking bread.
Or you know what I mean?
Like that yacht rocky love music.
- I got 'em going back then.
- Like Kat Stevens.
- Yeah.
Yeah, 'cause when I think of that, I think--
- 80s.
80s is careless whisper.
It's jazz.
Is they have like saxophone and jazz.
- Saxophone and jazz is dope.

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- That was really huge in the 80s, the sax.
- Yeah.
- Kind of Kenny G.
That Kenny G sound.
- Yeah.
- That's that horny mom sound.
- And that kind of morphed into the 90s sound,
'cause you get a little bit of that kind of in some of these.
- Yes.
- You can hear it sort of transition into the late 90s,
where it turned into that tribal techno sound.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I like that though.
- I do too.
I found a good player.
- That was art, that was art.
- That was art, Gendel.
What was the 60s horny?
Did they even have anything horny in the 60s?
- They were singing about holding hands and shit.
No, not at all.
- No, they were making love with Boston in the 70s.
I don't think they were doing shit in the 60s.

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They were just fucking dirty, bio, flower power fucking.
In the 60s.
- Bush, got that bush hanging on out.
(laughing)
Would that monkey?
That was gonna be very inappropriate, by the way.
I should mention that to our more sensitive delicate listeners.
This is gonna be a very inappropriate.

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- If you couldn't tell by this subject.
- Yeah, if you weren't scared off yet.
But yeah, this is gonna be fun.
It's gonna be just a good time.
It's time to get away.
- Well, I don't wanna hear about the government shutdown
and Trump stealing the democracy.
I don't hear about it, you know?
- But we're numbing out over here.
- Numb and ow, we're just getting rock hard.
(laughing)

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You like that?
So, major caveat here that I'm gonna throw out here,
because, and I do believe, I do,
I will accept all your criticism for this.
- Okay.
- My dear listeners.
- Oh, I thought you were done by me.
- You won't care.
- Oh, okay, good.
- There's two movies on my list that I didn't get around

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the scene, but I mean, I can only,
I can only work on this project for so many months
until I'm like, we gotta record.
Like, today's the day that it just happened.
- What was the movie?
- The two that I have not never seen
that should probably maybe be considered for the list.
Poison Ivy from 1992.
- With Drew Barrymore?
- Yes.
- Okay, I've seen that.
- Oh, you have.

(07:03):
- I have, uh-huh.
Yeah, I told you, I'm old school recording.
- You don't have to give me some feedback on that, then.
- It was fine.
It wasn't horny enough for me.
- Okay.
Okay.
- It's like a Lolita type thing.
- Yeah, I have no idea.
- It is.
- I don't know.
- The other one that is criminally not watched by me
is strip tease with Demi Moreks.
I love Demi more than 90s.
- Okay, I did kind of see that.

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But again, this is the problem with like, horny.
Is that, it's either like, if it's in a series,
like if it's a show, like Game of Thrones,
all packed in the first few episodes.
You're like, in the first few episodes of Game of Thrones,
you're like, this is fucking Ranch City, I love.

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And then it's like, they're fucking Peters out and it's gone.
- Yeah.
- And it's like barely in there,
then it's just murdering the rest of the time.
You know what I mean?
They totally get rid of the horn.
And I'm like, that is not fair.
For those that are connoisseurs, I want that.
- Connoisseurs of the horn.
What did that do with strip tease?

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- Because I don't feel like that was that horny.
- Oh, did you say that?
- Like, and it was like, okay, I'm going off
of my shit bag memory.
But I wanted it to be way sexier
and it was more of a thriller.
And I don't know if I'm right or not.
- Oh, okay.
All right.
- But that's how all, anything that was horny
in the 90s was a thriller.
- Totally, and that's part of my--
- It bugs me.

(08:28):
- Oh, see, I disagreements firmly with you.
- I hate it.
- I disagree firmly.
- I want horny just for horny.
Just for horny sake.
- Well, I can tell you where it all went wrong for you.
- Okay.
- When we go through our countdown.
- Okay, let's go.
- Let's do it, aren't included.
Number 20, without further ado,
we're gonna start off with a banger right off the bat at number 20,

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embrace of the vampire from 1995.
- Never seen them.
- Stars Elissa Milano, my childhood crush.
- Uh-huh.
- And the movie has, I was floored to the how much nudity
was in this movie.
- Really?
- You see her tits all the time.
She is naked a lot.
(laughing)

(09:10):
And I--
- That's enough.
- I had to do a little inner for you.
- I had to do a little inner child wounded, inner child healing
when I watched it and I felt bad for the younger version
of me who never got as dirty little hands on this.
'Cause I only just watched it recently.
- Yeah.
- It was, oh, I always wanted to see it.
- And you just forgot.
- You know how it is when you're a kid?

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Like, you don't have money.
You just-- - No.
- If you can get your eyeballs on something you got it
and maybe you didn't.
- Yeah.
- And I always wanted to see it.
- Yeah, that is how it goes.
- And when I decided to do this countdown
when I finally watched it and I was like, my goodness.
- I could have been jerking off to this.
- This would have been a--
- For decades.
- A multi-knut film all the time for me.

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Unfortunately though,
even though there's tons of nudity, zero quality.
The film is absolute dog shit.
- Oh.
- And 2005 the director said that they made this movie
in 13 days for $500,000.
- Mm.
- They're like, just get her naked.
- Yeah, that's basically what it was.
It was just, hey, everyone will see who's the boss girl

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naked.
Let's do it.
- Oh, that's terrible.
- Which is sad.
- That's sad.
- The storyline.
- I feel like if you're gonna do that,
it's gotta be for a really good part.
- Yeah.
- Like I like nudity.
And you don't think that there's enough
of frontal male nudity.
I wanna see some dick.
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't hate that.
- Why can't we see some dick?
And anytime that there's like a good dick scene,

(10:36):
it's like blows up all over everywhere.
And I'm like, come on guys, get the fucking hit.
We wanna see this shit.
- Little tip for you guys on Hollywood.
- Little tip for tap.
- Little tip for Hollywood.
Just show us some tip.
And then they always put a prosthetic dick.
And I'm like, come on, let's see his real dick.
I wanna see this actor packing.
- Yeah, exactly.
Why do women have to stand out there

(10:57):
just to God out here?
Like this is what it is.
- Well, they did that in substance.
They gave that girl prosthetic boobs.
And then they stick a fucking fake ass.
Well, okay, but for substance,
it was part of the thing, right?
Like that was part of the storyline.
So if his dick has to be gigantic for the storyline,
that's great, whatever.

(11:17):
Put the prosthetic dick on.
But like other times, I just wanna see what people are packing.
You guys, we have to go outside and just be out and about.
- I think it's fair.
I'm supportive of that.
I'm not scared to see a dick.
- No.
- I wanna see it.
(laughs)
It's not gonna do anything for me,
but another, there's a problem with that.
If it does do something for somebody,

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but like for me, I don't care,
but I do wanna see the dick.
- Crazy.
- Let's see it all.
Now this movie profited over $15 million,
the director said, that's a good flip.
(laughs)
And we all know why, 'cause it's not a good movie,
why it profited so much.
Sadly, Elizabeth Milano claims that she

(12:00):
- If she could like how much nudity was in this
and she felt like she was a little bit tricked
by the director on this.
- No.
- Which kind of, I didn't like that.
I'm like, yeah, that's not nice.
- 'Cause I like porn, but I like consensual porn
that everyone's into this.
- Yes.
- So I'm like, yeah, make me feel bad
about looking at her tits now.
(laughs)
But yeah, she looks great in the plot
and the acting, absolutely terrible.

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- No.
- Not a good movie at all.
- All right.
- Number 20.
Same year, 1995, number 19 showgirls.
- Oh my god.
- Showgirls.
- Showgirls is fucking wild.
(laughs)
- It is.
- It's a, it ruined her career.
- It did.
- Okay, no.

(12:42):
- No, not kind of.
That was a fucking screeching halt.
- She kept working, but in nothing at all.
- Okay, what's her name?
- Well, okay, so it was directed by Paul Verhoeven.
I should know how to say his name.
He was the director of RoboCop.
- Okay.
- Total recall and showgirls.

(13:03):
- Okay.
- And it stars agent Cooper,
Kyle McGlockland, Gina Gershon,
and Elizabeth Berkeley, aka Jesse Spano from Save by the Bell.
- Yes.
- And like you said,
- Jesse.
- Tanked her career.
- Jesse Spano looked so gorgeous in this movie.

(13:24):
Her makeup, her hair.
- She looked great, yeah.
- She looked beautiful, her body.
I was like, dude, this girl is so cute.
And then you kind of got like,
do you remember back in the day,
when you would get like three weeks of HBO?
They'd have like teaser stuff that would go on.
We'd get teaser weekends.
- Yeah, I remember.
- I would remember watching like,

(13:45):
behind the scenes of like,
production of movies.
Do you remember that?
Like they would have like 30 minute, 45 minute
of like talking about a movie getting made.
- Okay, I'm familiar, but yeah.
- And I would always watch them.
And this was one of them.
And I was like, oh my god,
this movie's gonna be so good.
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
And then finally it did like,

(14:05):
enough time went through that it went through the theater
and then it came back and I watched it on HBO.
- Oh funny.
And where you disappointed.
- I was not disappointed.
I actually liked the movie.
- Really?
- I liked the movie.
I think it's great.
- Okay.
- It's like.
- What do you like about it?
- Indulgent.

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What I like about it is,
I love the costumes.
I think the fucking premise is ridiculous.
I always wanted to move to Vegas.
So I thought like that would be,
so that kind of had a feel to me.
- Okay.
- Yeah, 'cause it is in Las Vegas, isn't it?
- It's in Vegas.
She's poor.
She's curly blonde hair.
I don't know, maybe I like to see somebody

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that had like a look like me.
Being fucking wild.
(laughing)
Being absolutely unhinged.
But I liked all of it.
I thought it was great.
Where they lost me.
And I think where they lost everybody is,
do you remember when she was doing the dance scenes
and she was mimicking her, all dramatic?

(15:12):
That shit is so fucking cheesy.
Again, I still think I loved it.
'Cause I was like, ugh, like a little cringy.
It made me a little embarrassed, but also I loved it.
But the part where they lost me and I was like,
oh boy, is the sex scene in the pool.
The pool scene, nope, to my notes.
I said, what?
- It's happening. - It's so hard.

(15:33):
They ruined the movie with that scene.
- Well, what's crazy is, she's prepared.
- I don't know how, what's his name, Kyle McLaughlin?
- Kyle McLaughlin.
- I don't know how that guy did it laugh
through that entire whole fucking scene.
- It was, it's terrible.
- It's terrible.
And in the '90s, the '90s,
- It's terrible, it was.
- The hot, forny pool scene.

(15:54):
- Uh-huh.
- That was like the pool scene.
- Yes, they loved it.
- But man.
- Well, what's crazy is, her agent told her not to do this movie.
- Okay.
- And apparently a ton of A-list actresses
tried out for this movie.
Pamela Anderson, Charley's their own.

(16:14):
- Okay.
- Angelina Cullin. - For the calm down,
Pam Anderson is not an A-list.
- In the '95?
- Okay. - In '95.
- Yeah, I mean, she was hot, but she just wasn't a good actress.
- Well, Angelina Jolie.
- Oh, yes.
- Jenny McCarthy.
- Angelina would have made this super dark and weird.
It would have been great.
- J-Lo.

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- Uh.
- Denise Richards drew Barrymore.
Apparently, I'll try it out for this.
- Crazy.
- And Jesse Spano won.
And to prepare, she danced 16 hours a day,
seven days a week.
There was zero body doubles of her in this movie,
is what I read on Wikipedia.
- Oh, wow.
- This was the first and only movie ever.

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- Okay, I have a critique about her dancing though.
- Oh, right.
- She's really tall.
She has very long limbs.
- Yeah, I didn't realize it until I watched her strip dance.
- What do you call it?
Stripping.
- I think with tall girls, they look really good on the runway.
When they're dancing, they look like daddy long legs.
Like they have this way about them,

(17:18):
where it's kind of unsettling.
- Yep.
- And they're like, "I'm so like cast, like get that length out."
- Alien like.
- It is.
It's like watching, watching those long fucking limbs,
like stretch out into pretty lines.
It's unnerving.
It's like you look like a fucking, I don't know.

(17:41):
Something was like, like an alien.
It's very odd.
- Nope.
- Not agree.
- You know, like tall people have lots of other greats.
- Sure, yeah, we're gonna do what you got.
- I won't wear a fucking crop top belly shirt.
(laughs)
It ain't for me, I'm too short and too thick.
- Yeah, like dancing is maybe for the short girls.
- Now this was the first and only movie I think ever

(18:04):
to this day to get an NC17 rating
and yet still go to the movie theaters.
- Oh.
- Oh my god.
- Can people's quippings such fucking babies?
- Well.
- I can't we have like naughty things in the theater.
- Well the whole, what happened about 50 shades of gray?
50 shades was in the theater.
- I don't think it was NC17.
- That wasn't, that's pretty horny.

(18:25):
- The problem is the rating, I learned this in film class.
The rating system is purely subjective.
- Okay.
- There's no definitive thing besides,
if you say the F were twice now,
it's automatically in our rating, like something like that.
- Oh my god.
- But they have people just sitting in a room
and it's like a vibe, but like this feels like an NC17.
- Oh, call.
- Which if you watch it today, you're like,

(18:45):
bro, this thing's shit.
- Uh huh.
- Anyways, it goes to theaters completely bombs,
but then crushes on VHS sales.
- Okay.
- Which is what Matt Damon was saying,
ruined the entire, why we get nothing but Marvel movies now.
- Yep.
- 'Cause there's no post theater run sales,
like DVDs and Blu-rays.

(19:06):
- Yes.
- The soundtrack was pretty great.
- I don't know.
- Supposedly Prince was working on being on it,
but I guess he wasn't.
I don't know the whole story there.
But yeah, the sex scenes were just,
the thrashing in the pool, like she's getting stabbed
is like crazy.
- That was wild.
But the other sex scenes were kinda hot.
Like there was a little bit of like girl on girl stuff.

(19:28):
- Yeah, totally.
- What's her name?
What's the other woman's name?
- Gina Gershon.
- She's hot in that.
- Totally, yeah.
But the fucking pool and shit, I was like,
man, I can't get a part of this shit.
- And the story's not great.
- No.
- That's why it's number 19.
Number 18.
- Anything else on, no.
- Should, or showgirls?

(19:48):
- No.
- Number 18.
- Plus they had a lot of cowboy hats in that movie.
(laughing)
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Plus they had this kind of cowboy territory.
- It is.
But I, I have a, I don't like it.
I don't know what it is about a cowboy hat,
but I don't like it.
Maze me angry.
- Okay.
- I take your fucking hat off, it looks dumb.
- Try that.
- But I might.

(20:08):
- In a small town.
- I don't know what it is.
(laughing)
- I don't like it either.
- Hot take, I don't know.
- I agree.
- You'll never find me in a cowboy hat,
unless it's a costume.
- Yeah.
- So it feels cost to me.
- It does.
- I wish I was more of a hat person,
'cause I got some cool hats.
But like my dumb hair, fucks my hat, game up.

(20:29):
- I can't do that.
- Curly hair is not hat thing.
- Friendly.
- No, not hat.
- It's gotta be a, it's like a, I don't know.
It just doesn't look cute.
Okay, go ahead.
- Number 18.
Color of night.
1994.
Stars Bruce Willis and Jane March.
- I haven't seen it.
- You probably heard of it though,
or scenes that cover up a Disney film.

(20:52):
- Oh, excuse me.
- Yeah, strange, huh.
It is a completely bombed in theaters,
but again, crushed on VHS Reynolds
for dudes jacking off at home.
Maximum claimed it had one of the best sex scenes
in film history.
- Oh.
- I don't know if I agree with that.
- Okay.
- But it was fine.
It's a murder mystery thriller, you know,

(21:15):
based on Italian Jalot, which is a style of film
where there's like a murder mystery,
and it's usually through the view of the killer.
You'll see the murders happen.
Daria Archer, I was big into this.
- Okay.
- Which I like those kinds of movies.
So this thing should have been good for me,
but it's not.

(21:35):
- Why?
- It's just not.
It's brutally long.
It doesn't work as a film that you care
or are interested in solving the murder.
The sex scenes are alright though, you know.
- Okay.
- So it's fine.
- You know what bugs me though?
It's like to get really good sex scenes,
they either were in like horror movies or thriller movies.

(21:58):
- Mm-hmm.
- And bug, and I was just like,
I'm like, those are my things.
I was like, I want horny for horny sake.
Like I just wanna go and get.
- Is there a movie that has that?
- Yeah.
- What is it?
- Well, I mean, I don't know about in the 90s.
They're not 90s movies.
I'm out in general.
- Lady 50 Shades.
- 50 Shades of Grey.

(22:19):
- Yeah, 50 Shades had it.
I feel like Lady Chatterlees or whatever the fuck that one's.
- Okay.
- That one's just horny for horny sake.
- I agree with you on that.
- Alright.
- I think a lot of period pieces are kind of horny for horny sake.
- Yeah, that's probably what she's like.
- So I think you get a little bit of romance in there.
Bridgerton, like if you're gonna go shows,
like you have like a good storyline,
but then also like crazy hot horny scenes.

(22:40):
- I think that's a female thing,
'cause you women love a fucking period piece horny show.
- I don't need to have it be--
- There's no violence in action in this.
- Yeah, I don't need to have the period piece part.
It's just, that's it.
- That just happens to be the only place where they're--
- Where they stick it.
- They're like, okay, well, there's no guns back then.
There's no car chases back then.
- Yeah.
- It's just, yeah.
- It's so fun.

(23:00):
- Where's that movie with Cara Knightley?
Atonement.
Atonement, but that was like not really horny,
but like gave me butterflies.
- Oh, I have to watch that one.
- It was, but it's only in the first half of it.
It's like seriously, the first 30 minutes of the film
and then the rest of the film is so sad.
- Oh.
- So then it's just like, oh my god.

(23:21):
- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.
- Anyways, my lot in life.
- Okay, moving along.
Number 17, from 1981 barely getting in on the two decades
I'm looking at here.
- Oh, are we doing 80s and 90s?
- 80s and 90s.
- Okay.
- So far we've only talked 90s
and we're gonna go way back to 1981.

(23:41):
A movie called Body Heat.
Body Heat.
- Is that the one where they break through the window?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- I hate that movie.
- Oh, I love it.
Neo-Newar.
- No.
- Erotic thriller.
- Yes.
Is that all that's gonna be on this list?
- Look, I went and looked up,

(24:03):
I googled what were the best 80s and 90s
sexiest movies in these.
And I watched them and this is all of them.
- Okay.
- So you tell me one I'm missing by the time we're done.
- All right.
- Did starred William Hurt, Kathleen Turner,
Ted Danson, Mickey Rork.
This was Kathleen Turner's first film.

(24:24):
- Mickey Rork when he wasn't weird looking.
- Yep.
And Kathleen Turner was pretty hot in this, you know?
- Okay.
- I like her, she is kind of like a,
a little bit of a,
I like my girls with a little bit of fucking sass.
- Oh, yeah, you do.
She kind of has a little bit of that resting bitch face.
I like, she don't fuck around.
(laughing)
And she don't fuck around this movie either.

(24:45):
'Cause William Hurt is a lawyer.
Kathleen Turner's married to some shady rich dude.
- Mm-hmm.
- And these two started having an affair.
She wants a divorce from her shady rich dude.
But there's a prenup.
So you know what that means.
It's murder.
(laughing)
And you get lots of,

(25:05):
lots of, I mean, passionate sex scenes.
Very sweaty.
Very hot.
- I thought I like, I like, I like, I like them to look real.
- It looks real.
Very Florida.
This guy was like the original Florida man.
- Okay.
- You know, doing awful shit.
- Florida man shit.
- Doing Florida man shit.

(25:26):
- All right.
- So that's number 17.
It's good.
I liked it.
- Okay.
- This is where I start getting into movies that I'm like,
okay, these are pretty good.
- Okay.
- You didn't think show girls was good?
I feel like I could watch.
- It's all right.
- Okay.
Did you watch it the whole way through?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
- This is, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.

(25:47):
I just didn't like it that much.
It was fine.
- Again, you have that male gaze of like the,
you like the suspense.
- I guess.
Well, we'll see by the end of this.
We'll see what I like.
- I would not put,
body heat in front of, what's that one?
- Have you seen body heat?
- Yeah, I watched it with you.

(26:07):
And I turned it off halfway through
because I fucking hated it.
- Oh, okay.
- I was like, I don't like this.
- Okay, well, you know,
I just had to make a call here on some of these.
- That's okay.
- I could be talked out of it.
Or if I rewast her.
- Maybe it'd be different.
- Kelly Kepowski.
- Sure.
- Or show girls, that was it.
- Not Kelly Kepowski.
- Not Kelly, I'm sorry, excuse me.
Jesse.
- Jesse Spannell.

(26:27):
- Spannell.
(laughs)
- I would not have put body heat behind that,
or in front of that.
- Hmm.
- Anyways.
- Okay, maybe it's my male interests
that kept me more engaged.
- Okay, next.
- Number 16.
I'm gonna shock a lot of people with this one.
Fatal attraction.
- That was a bunny.

(26:48):
- 87.
- Was that how I'd have a bunny in it
where she kills a bunny?
(laughs)
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- What was that woman's name with the curly blonde hair
that was like kind of--
- Yes.
Okay, and then she was in there with throat cancer
with HPV now.
- Michael Douglas.
- Michael Douglas.
- And this movie to me, I had never seen it,

(27:08):
but I watched it as far as this little project I had.
And for me, it was the biggest lead down
out of all the movies I watched.
- I think Michael Douglas is a munch.
- Oh, he loves eating puss.
- I think he does.
- He was the king of serving up pipe in the '90s
in the '80s and '90s.
- But he's not assuming.
- But he's not assuming.
- He's not assuming.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Because growing up, I thought the real men were,

(27:31):
you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Svester Stallone.
Here's Michael Douglas, like, Crushed Puss.
- He's in a lot of hornet shows, isn't he?
- He's on several, amazing list, like, five fucking times.
Like, damn, Michael Douglas.
- This is genre.
- He's like, "Now I got throat cancer
for me in too much pussy."
(laughs)
Is he alive?
- Yes.
- Oh, man.

(27:52):
- He's a legend though.
- Yeah.
- Now I see why he hooked,
'cause when he hooked up with Catherine's hit of Jones,
I didn't get it.
- Because he's younger, 'cause I used to think she was so hot.
- Yeah.
- As younger and I thought, "What did she see in the him?"
- Yeah.
- But now that I'm older and I'm watchin' like,
"Oh, this dude was a fucking drop in pipe."
(laughs)
That's why she was down.
This was the highest grossing film of 1987.

(28:13):
(laughs)
Crazy, huh?
- It was so good.
Later, the sexing's that good.
I didn't even remember the bunny singing.
I was like, "I'm tapping out."
- Did you watch the movie?
- I go for the horny stuff.
And then, like, when it's not horny enough,
I'm like, "Dude, I can't do this."
- Yeah, and I knew, I was watching it.
I knew we had problems when he put a girl up on the sink,

(28:34):
full of dirty dishes, and they're splashing around
with the dirty dish water.
- Okay.
- And I was like, "I don't know about this."
And then, close, like, this is gonna be very offensive.
I'm assuming she's not listening.
Like, I don't find her that attractive.
- I don't find her very attractive either.
- So, like, that was a hard pass for me.

(28:54):
- She seemed old.
- Yeah, she is like a--
- An older woman.
- A different look about her.
- A different look about her.
It wasn't for me.
- Yeah, I agree with that.
- And it was kind of unbelievable,
'cause Michael Douglas's wife in the movie was hot.
And I was like, "Why is he old?"
But, you know, it's like that petriso Neil joke about
how married guys would, or what's the joke where he's like,

(29:14):
"Oh, she looks so good, covered in trash."
- Guess how it is.
- Just want some strange.
- Yeah.
- Well, look at, look at, what's that English guy's name?
- He was married to that gorgeous woman.
- She grand.
- She grand.
- Totally, would Liz Hurley, what the fuck dude?
- Yes.
- I bet Liz Hurley's a boring fuck, though, to be honest.

(29:35):
- Yeah, she's too good looking.
- She's too hot.
You can't be too hot.
Too hot equals not good-ly.
- No, I don't agree.
- So.
- Now, the movie itself, it was fine.
- Or a big dick.
I feel like a big dick's a real waste.
- Yeah, you can't be too good-looking, too rich.
You can't be too anything.
- No, it's fun to watch.
- 'Cause then you just rely on that.
- Yep, yep.
- You don't have enough insecurities.

(29:57):
You feel too good about yourself.
- Yeah, you do.
- It sex is only good when you have an insecurity.
- Yeah.
- You're really performing for the other.
- Yeah, you gotta really get yourself worth
out of the other person.
(laughing)
- Now, failed trash on the self as a movie.
It was fine, but, you know, and I put it high enough

(30:17):
on this list 'cause it's obviously a necessity
in the realm of pop culture.
- Okay.
- And this one was the originator.
This started a string of just great erotic thrillers.
- That was like a 90s thing, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- But the sex scenes were kind of me.
- Okay.
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- Well, did you watch one that was where they were like,

(31:00):
she was having an affair with the guy who like,
I don't know, he had a, his apartment had a bunch of books in it.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
- No, that had pretty hot sex scenes.
- You're gonna need to make a list.
- Something you need to make a list.
- No, I can't do homework.
I am not, I can't.

(31:20):
Obviously, it's not my thing.
She was like, this beautiful woman, she had dark hair,
she had a pretty, like she had a beautiful family
and then she got caught in a wind storm.
- Oh, that, is that unfaithful?
- Yes, unfaithful.
- I watched it forever ago, but I was too young to appreciate it
to find any sort of kink in it.
- Yeah.

(31:40):
- I feel like I got to rewatch it today.
- Okay.
- You know, 'cause back then I was like, you had to.
- I liked unfaithful because that wasn't like--
- Those are 2000's movies.
So I didn't put it up, I didn't,
is like 2001 or some shit.
- Oh, okay.
- 'Cause I thought about it too.
I was like, well, that one's gotta be on this list,
but it was 2000's, I was like, I could go well.
I'll cut it off with that.
- 90's, got it.
- 80's and 80's.

(32:01):
All right, number 15 is a movie called Disclosure.
I don't know.
- Michael Douglas, MD, mad dog, back in that ass.
This time we serving up Dick for Demi Moore.
What's there not to love about that?
Wait, what is this one? Disclosure?
- Disclosure.
- Oh, she's his boss.

(32:22):
- Yeah.
- Yes, I've seen this.
- That's a good movie.
- Yeah, it is, okay.
- You like this one.
- I like to, but again, this one has a moral,
like they have to fuck with Demi.
- Yeah.
- And I don't like that.
- Oh, okay.
- I don't like that, like she was kind of being a bitch,
but like why can't you just be like a horny, like CEO?
- Yeah.
- And like men do it all the time.
They don't have to have a moral reckoning.

(32:45):
- Mm-hmm.
- Why can't a girl do it?
- Okay.
- All right, very woke of you.
- That's why I liked baby girls so much.
Baby girls, I loved baby girls.
- Well, I don't want to plot, spoil plots, but like--
- But they didn't do that to her.
They didn't make her have to have some kind of reckoning
with like you slutty bitch.
What are you doing?
You're up children, you know?

(33:06):
- Very good.
Well, and we did a show about baby girl, I believe.
- I loved it.
- Yeah, I was good.
- And episode on that.
When that came out, maybe a year ago or something.
Now, disclosure is a story about sexual harassment
and you know, stoking fears of men all over the world.
- I know.
- There were some actually,

(33:27):
some things I did like about it was like,
it had some techno cyberpunk themes in it,
which was kind of unexpected for me.
I didn't know that was coming.
I thought that was kind of cool.
- I don't remember that part.
- Yeah, they were building the software
and you could go inside the software
and like, you know, it's like that 90s PR fucking fantasy.
- Yes, yes.
- And I think it was only really one sex scene,

(33:48):
but it's pretty good 'cause they're both doing oral
which was kind of different.
- That's pretty risky in the 90s.
- Yeah, especially in the 90s
for just a regular ass movie like, whoa.
- Yeah.
- So.
- Sorry, I'm like trying not to.
- Two thumbs up, clear your throat.
- I know.
- Jake, don't drink the water.
I don't know what do you always say to me.
- You clear throat like a fucking hound.

(34:12):
It's the loudest thing I've ever heard.
- Okay, go ahead.
- So yeah, I mean, Michael Douglas, mad dog.
- I just want to say something.
- They kind of like say it's like a sexy thriller,
one sex scene.
- Yeah.
- Fuck all the way off.
- Yeah, totally.
I was like, damn, 'cause Demi Moore was so hot back then.
- She was so hot.

(34:32):
- So was Michael Douglas.
Like, you could have squeezed a couple more in there.
- I think three at least.
- You gotta get three.
- You gotta get like one quickie for the office thing.
Then like one longer one and then throwing something else
or shit in the car or something.
- Yes, I need at least three for it to hit.

(34:52):
- Yeah, but like with this one, it was a good--
- It just front stack it.
- Don't front stack.
- Fuckers.
Put it all throughout so I can enjoy it the entire time.
- Every 20 minutes.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- So that, but yeah, the movie itself was pretty good.
That's why it gets up to number 15.
And, you know, yeah, it's number 14.
You know what?

(35:13):
Michael Douglas reminds me of Bill Mar.
- Oh, really?
- They have a similar genocet qua.
- Yeah, I could see that.
Like a cynical old dude.
- Something.
- Yeah.
- It's like the same vibe.
- Yeah.
- All right, go ahead, anyways.
- Number 14, a movie called Dream Lover from 1994.

(35:37):
Going deep in the bin on this one.
- Dream Lover.
- I don't think you--
I don't know if you ever see the stars James Spader.
- Ooh.
- So you know you're in for something good.
- I'm fucking love James Spader was so fucking naughty.
- The only hornier guy that mad dog, Michael Douglas,
James Spader.
- No James Spader, James Spader put that man to shame.
- Michael Douglas was like the mainstream hornie guy.

(36:00):
- James Spader was for the real freaks.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- All right.
- James Spader, hornie movies, you're like, fuck.
Oh my God.
- That guy fucks.
- Yeah, that guy fucks.
Okay, what does it call to him?
- I feel bad for him going bald
'cause he just doesn't look good bald.
- No, I put a lot of weight on.

(36:20):
- Oh, damn dude.
You had it all.
- You had it all.
- Maybe he was like, fuck it dude.
I had it for a long time.
- Yeah, and he's probably like,
"It doesn't even slow me down.
I don't give a shit."
(laughs)
She's still fucking a fat bald James Spader.
They don't care.
Don't you think?
- 100%.
- He's like, "I'm slaying milk bitches all day."
You see these movies from the 90s?
In the 80s, in the 80s James Spader.

(36:43):
- Yeah, 80s and 90s?
- You're a bitch.
(laughs)
When he was in, I think that was pretty in pink.
And he was like, trying to fuck Molly Ringwald.
And she was like, fuck off, I don't like you or whatever.
And he was like, "You're a bitch."
- Oh, I don't remember that.
- He said it all shitty.
(laughs)
- I don't remember that.
- He's so good.
He played the perfect, rich, piece of shit villain kid.

(37:08):
- Nobody fucking did it better than Spader.
- I wonder what is back, I don't know anything about the guy.
I wonder if it's in his background,
like he was born into that?
I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Anyway, this is a movie you should check out.
It starts James Spader and Shelley from Twin Peaks.
- Oh, okay.
- And this is '94, this is right after season two, so you know.
And directed by Nicholas Kazan, a Greek guy.

(37:32):
And his next film was Matilda,
which was odd.
His dad was also a director and a snitch.
His dad was a testified against Hollywood during the McCarthy period.
- And a snitch.
- Fuck him.
- No.
Now.
- What did he, McCarthy period?
What do you mean?

(37:52):
What did he use for that?
- Like McCarthy wasn't cold, because they were saying that
there was a, remember there was the cold war
that came in and scared him.
- There was a bunch of stuff that was going on with like,
Marilyn Monroe and--
- Yeah, the car is alive.
- This liar in Congress said,
"Hey, there's all these commies everywhere in Hollywood
and all over the place."
- It was a truth though, I think there were a lot of times.
- I'm sure there was, but he was,
that he started this fear of it and they,

(38:12):
he said he had a list and he never released a list
and he got shamed and fired and ended up--
- So then why say anything if you're not going to put the list out there?
- 'Cause he's just stoking fear.
- I'm so sick of this.
- And everyone just sort of fell into it.
It's like a witch hunt thing, you know.
So anyways, in the movie--
- Okay, yeah, you know what, fuck that guy.
- That's what I'm saying.
- All right, I agree with you.

(38:33):
So James Spader is an architect who bumps into Shelley
an art gallery, which is very unbranded.
- I love it, yes.
- Right, architecture, art galleries, that's sexual.
- Always, yes.
- Always.
And the story's pretty wild.
I don't want to, it's pretty,
it kind of goes everywhere, somehow it works.

(38:54):
I mean, for me it did.
- Okay.
- I literally don't want to spoil the plot 'cause like,
these are all movies that I can--
- Was this like a real boner?
- Do you get boners when you watch movies?
- Yeah.
- I get lady boners.
- Lady boners?
- Yeah, like my stomach gets like,
I get like butterflies in my stomach.
- That's sad, don't you wish you had something to look at?
I'd be like, there it is, look at it.
- Show it to people.

(39:15):
- Oh yeah. - Look at this.
- Yeah, that's what I'm made of move for sure baby.
(laughing)
But yeah, you know James Spader and Shelley,
this is peak 90s eroticism.
So yeah, I-- - You just have a very,
like I feel like you have a very sophisticated boner.

(39:37):
- Yeah, it's not just anything you'll trade with.
- No.
- But if I'm like relaxed and I'm really into the story
of a movie, and I'm attracted to the people.
- Yeah.
- It'll happen, yeah.
- Okay.
- I like it.
Okay, number 13.
Is it movie called Love, Cheat and Steel
from 1993?
- Love, Cheat and Steel, that sounds familiar.

(39:59):
- It stars John Lithgall.
He's the guy from Harry and the Henderson's, the dad.
- Oh, oh my God.
- Yeah, exactly, exactly, the right response.
Stars John Lithgall.
- Oh my God.
- Eric Roberts.
- I don't know.
- You know him if you see him.
- Okay.

(40:20):
- He's a good look of dude, right?
He's always plays like that snarky villain.
- Harry and the Henderson's dad isn't fucking, is he?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God.
- But I think it was casted on purpose.
- Oh, to be like a biopset.
- I'll tell you why.
- Okay.

(40:40):
- And then the female love interest,
here's Shelley again for her second horny movie appearance.
- Okay.
- Also Danny Trejo makes an appearance in this movie,
but not really.
- Yeah, give me other movies that they're in.
- Danny Trejo, the Mexican dude,
he's always got a shirt off in the big tattoos
on the stomach with a big mustache.
- Oh, he's scary.

(41:01):
- He's scary dude.
- Yeah, he's scary dude.
- Oh, he's scary dude.
- He got something thrown at him while he was in a back of a cart.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Yes, that guy.
- And that was fucked up.
That guy's old as hell.
- I know.
- Don't fuck with him.
- So Shelley is married to the square banker dude,
John Lithgall.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
- So she's yogging, he's old and gross.

(41:22):
- Okay.
- She's yogging hot.
And her ex-husband, Eric Roberts,
just got out of jail.
He was doing time 'cause she snitched on him.
- Oh.
- All right.
- Okay.
- And so Shelley and John are just living their little life
of her being a little trophy wife.
And Eric gets out of jail and pays her a little visit.

(41:45):
And when he knocks into the door, John answers and he tells John,
like, "Hey, I'm Shelley's brother."
And I'm in town.
I wanna talk to her.
- How does he not know her family?
- I don't know.
- She's very do-er.
- Shelley plays along with it, which is odd.
I'm not saying that this is a quality script,
but I'm saying that this is the movie.
She kinda plays along.

(42:05):
- Do you think that could ever happen in real life?
Like somebody's like, "I'm a-
- Fuck no."
- But she would be like, "No."
- Well, he says something to her.
- He says something to her.
He goes, "You didn't tell me you had a brother."
And she's like, "Yeah, I didn't want to blah, blah, blah."
So this is the invite of man.
They have a little dinner.
And then he's like, "Yeah, I don't have a place to stay."
And John's like, "Well, you can stay with us,
your family."
And he's like, "Yeah, I am family, aren't I?"

(42:28):
And Shelley's like, "Oh, fuck, here we go."
But what's great is the tension here,
because throughout the movie,
and I'm not gonna spoil anything,
but like, like one sex scene,
Shelley and fucking lame John Litzkauer having sex and bed,
and the doors open to crack,
and Eric Roberts pokes his little fucking eyeball in.
- Okay.

(42:49):
- And Shelley is, she's, John's on top of her.
She's getting caught.
- There's missionaries at missionary.
- Missionaries.
- Like he's laying on top of her.
Do people actually fuck like that?
- I guess, terrible.
- That sounds like it, my nightmare.
I could have breathed.
I'd be like, "I can't breathe.
Get off of me."
- I'd be so hot, I'd never get it done.

(43:09):
(laughing)
- Okay.
- So it's a boring, a boring fuck, okay?
- On top, she's, they're having sex,
and Eric walks by and he peeks his little eyeball
in the door, and Shelley locks eyes with him.
She don't stop, she keeps going, getting fucked,
and looking at Eric while she's getting fucked.

(43:29):
- Oh.
- He's like, "Oh, this is fucking ganky as fuck."
- That's not how it is.
- Notty.
- But anyway, I won't say anymore,
but the movie is criminally underrated.
I mean, I'm not saying this is a quality movie,
but I am saying it's an entertaining movie.
- Okay.
- You might like it.
(laughing)
- It borders on a little bit of thriller,
'cause there's a cult crime element to it,

(43:50):
and twist and turn, so it's not a love story, but.
- Okay.
- Anyway, great movie.
I only found it because--
- I like a little bit of weird.
I feel like that would like flip my weird switch.
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
- Okay.
(laughing)
You had me intrigued with Harry and the Hander's things.

(44:12):
(laughing)
- Well, even his friend is,
even his friend in the movie says something to him,
like, about to the effect of,
well, don't you think she's a little out of your league,
kind of, so it was on purpose.
It wasn't like not part of the storyline.
They knew what was going on there.
- Okay, that's good.
- Okay.

(44:32):
Number 12.
And I haven't seen this in 30 years,
so I can't give you much on it,
but, dust till dawn from 1996.
- Okay, I've never seen it.
- Never seen it?
It's a vampire movie.
- Has Selma Hayek.
Has Selma Hayek, and that's all you need to know.
- That's all I know.
- I don't think there's even a sex scene in the whole movie,

(44:53):
but-- - I feel like the only part I know
is where she's dancing with us.
Did she have a snake?
- Yes.
- She had a snake. - I think so.
- She was dancing, and it was a vampire movie.
- Yeah.
- And then all the vampire,
like it was all horny and hot,
and then all of a sudden it was like vampire-y.
- Yes.
- Yeah, I didn't look,
that's why I was like, nah, I'm not gonna do this.
- Yeah, that scene is seared into every young man's brain.

(45:14):
- Yeah, I mean.
- Anyone in their adolescence in the 90s,
knows the strip scene.
- Yeah.
- Because Selma Hayek was just red hot back then, you know?
- But again, they didn't make enough horny in that movie.
- No, there was really no sex scenes,
and what pisses me off about it today is,
Quinn Tarantino is the director, and he's in the movie,
and of course he's the one that's getting the strip dance.

(45:35):
- Oh, come on.
- And it's so like, much.
I'm like, okay, glad you wrote yourself into that part.
You know?
- Yes, what a creep.
- Because she pours vodka down her leg or something,
and it goes into the guy's mouth,
and anyway.
- Did it happen to you with some strippers
at a bachelor party?
- No, but they were doing that, and I did not partake.
- So yes, it did.
- Beers lines.

(45:56):
- Beers lines.
- Yeah, the guys who'd get underneath
and the girl would kind of like sit on top of their face,
kind of not sit on it, but above it,
and they would pour beer down their tits,
and they would go down over there like muff
and with the dude's mouth.
It ever wearing some dudes living room
while they were doing this.
(laughing)
- No, I did not do that.

(46:17):
- You're a gentleman.
- Now, thank you, I appreciate that.
The movie's pretty good as a movie, I remember.
I've seen it forever, but I remember it was a pretty good movie.
- That's why I believe that you didn't do that.
That's a different question.
- I can give you the number.
Well, the one guy I was with, he died.
I would tell you to call him.
- I do believe you.

(46:37):
- The other guy, I could,
I haven't talked to him in a while, but you could ask him.
- I do believe you.
In fact, you talked to his ex-wife,
and if he probably maybe would have told her,
I don't know if he would have.
- No, you fucking--
- Broco, just fucking mouth, bro.
- You dirty dogs, I don't fucking tell shit,

(46:57):
but I do believe you did,
because I was like, you could have got,
I would have been like, whatever.
That's not that big of a deal.
The other thing that they were doing was a little bit more--
- What other thing?
- The fucking lollipop bullshit.
- Was that you who told me this?
- No.
- They make the guy put a lollipop in their mouth,

(47:18):
and then they put the lollipop inside of their body.
- Was that the same party?
- And then they fucking put it in the guy's mouth.
- I don't know.
This was like a low-budget party at a fucking shitty house,
and the strippers didn't look like they demanded a lot of money.
So none of that was interesting to me at all.

(47:38):
- I don't remember what it was.
- I thought it was more--
- Maybe somebody else told me about the lollipop thing.
- I know, it was something else.
I don't remember that.
- I remember the beer slides with myself.
- That was like 20 years ago.
- Okay, go ahead, go on with your list.
I'm sorry.
- Okay, does still dawn.
Movie's good, you know?
It's a good movie.
But so, you know what?
- It's not horny.
- It's not really horny.

(47:58):
I don't know why that's on here.
- No, because it's with the internet listed.
- It's not horny.
- Hey, agree.
I think I wish to get bumped down several notches.
Like every-- - That needs to be number 20,
'cause there's no fucking horny in that.
- The strip tease.
- That is not--
- The horny strip tease.
- I'm not.
- No. - All right, well, that one should get swapped
quite a few numbers down.
- You have a, you have a sophisticated palette

(48:22):
of sexy, you know that that's not enough.
That's like jerking off to the JC Penny's catalog
to the under section.
Like that's not good.
That's not gonna get the job done.
- In the 90s it did.
- Yeah, when you're not as an adult.
- Well, you know, there's a,
like I said at the beginning, there's a mix of

(48:44):
how good is the movie, how good is the sex scene?
- There was no sex scene.
Why is this even on the list?
- Sex scene.
- Okay, not.
- Look, it's my list.
You make your own top 20 and you tell me where it goes.
How about that?
- It goes, I'm not even on the list.
21, that's where it goes.
- Go ahead. - To be fair though,
I do think that this one should get knocked

(49:04):
down several notches.
Now that I'm talking about it, I just saw it.
I was like, oh yeah, I remember that.
That was like seared in my brain.
I was like, God, that's so cool.
- It was a good scene, but it wasn't.
- Yeah, you didn't see Nipple or nothing.
- No, what?
- It's in hot.
I mean, it was hot, but it wasn't like.
- All right.
- Whatever.
- Number 11.
From 1998, wild things.

(49:27):
- Wild things.
Okay, this is the two girls
had a big eyes.
What's her name?
Denise Richards, right?
- Denise Richards, yeah.
- Who is the guy in it?
- Matt Dillon.
- Matt Dillon, that's who it was.
- He's also kind of a horny dude.
- How was that guy like?
- He's a lot of horny movies.

(49:47):
- He's like a hot guy, but he's also like an ugly guy.
- Is he?
- He's not like a, I don't know.
There's something weird about him.
So sometimes they show him and he is like a fucking goob.
- Mm-hmm.
Well, he's in, it's him and Kevin Bacon's in this.
- Okay. - Neb Campbell,
Denise Richards and Bill Murray.

(50:08):
- Oh.
- This movie was mega huge in '98.
- Yeah.
- Everybody was watching this.
- Everybody watched it.
- Another Florida man movie, by the way.
- What does that mean?
- 'Cause it's like some dumb shit happening in Florida,
of course it is, right?
- Especially 'cause Matt Dillon is a high school guidance counselor
- Oh, right.
- Fucking around with these high school students.

(50:29):
- Yes.
- And it's like, oh my, of course, of course that's happening.
- Florida.
- It's like very typical.
Now it spawned off three sequels.
I've never seen any of 'em, I'm sure they're garbage.
But it's a pretty good watch.
- Okay.
- It's a really good watch.
You know, the Matt Dillon's accused of our APE,

(50:51):
of Denise Richards who's a high school student girl, right?
Tons of plot twists all the way to the very, very end.
- Yes.
- So great movie, great sex scenes.
- Yes, Bill Murray was a lawyer.
- Yep.
- Yes.
- I do.
- How long ago did you watch this?
- Forever ago.
- Wow, you got a good memory 'cause I had to rewatch it.

(51:12):
- Okay.
- 'Cause I didn't remember much about it.
- Okay.
- Difficult work.
- But I don't really remember the sex scenes.
I remember the pool.
- Yeah, the pool.
- Is that it?
- There was three sums, there was a pool thing.
- Yeah, but they always fade to black on the three sums.
- Yeah.
- No, that's, it cannot be on the list.
They can't, no fade to black.
- No, why don't, I'm trying to think.

(51:34):
I wanna say that the three-set didn't fade to black.
- Oh, man.
- It did.
There's no way.
- I don't remember.
- All right.
- But overall, it's a great movie.
And they threw plenty of TNA in there in sex.
That's, this is good.
- It's TNA and then it's implied.
I wanna see shit.
- There was shit, all.

(51:54):
- Not enough.
- Not enough.
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I can't wait to hear your top 20.
That's gonna be great.
- Mine is not a top 20.
Mine is like top three.
- Because nobody does the things that I like.
- Denise Richards in 1998, Smoking Hot.
'Cause she kind of--
- She was beautiful.
- Just showed up.
And she's kind of one of those people that just showed up.

(52:16):
And then bam, everyone was like, whoa, who's this?
And then she just appeared just as fast.
- She kinda looked like the Noxima girl a little bit too.
Like, I would always confuse her with the Noxima girl.
- Yeah.
You look just like the Noxima girl.
- No, I don't.
Now, did she kill somebody?
- I think she did.
And then I think she had like a bunch of like mental health shit

(52:37):
going on.
- Oh, no, really?
I need to follow up and see what happened.
I don't really know.
I don't know if I was urban legend that she killed somebody
on the accident.
- I don't know, that's not true.
- Well, I don't wanna spoil anything,
but while things is a great movie.
Great movie, good sex.
- Okay, I'll take that.
- Okay.
Number 10.

(52:59):
From 1994, this is a movie you showed me.
This is a movie you know all about.
- You okay.
- You're gonna bitch about this one.
(laughs)
It's called Threesome.
- I fucking love this movie.
Again, there's a little bit of like fade to black.
- Okay.
- Now go ahead.
- It's a departure from all the other erotic thrillers
of the 90s.

(53:20):
This one is straight drama.
And it's got Stephen Baldwin, Josh Charles,
and Donna from Twin Peaks.
- Stephen Baldwin's best fucking movie.
- For sure, he isn't shit movies.
- He's in terrible movies.
This is his number one.
It showcased him the best.
And then he got all weird and fucking christiany.
(laughs)
It's like puke dude.

(53:41):
- But it's got Larroflin Boyle, Donna from Twin Peaks.
- Yes.
- And what I liked about it was the sort of casualness
about the sex.
Like they were just all down for whatever.
And I was like, okay.
- They were not casual.
They were very, that was a whole drama about it.
It was like, you know, the one like the one,

(54:01):
the other one like it was two boys and a girl,
which is also crazy.
Like that wasn't a thing that was going on in the 90s.
Nobody was having that kind of sexual,
like three-some being shown.
It was always two women, one man, always.
And so to see the two guys with the girl felt crazy risque.

(54:23):
And then they had to have like a moral moment in there,
which I was like, and I hate that.
But you know, it is what it is.
- Stephen Ballin probably wanted that.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- But I thought it was good.
I liked it. - Stephen Ballin was so horny in that movie.
He was the best horny in that movie.
He was just being filthy little boy.

(54:45):
- Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean, it was casual in the sense that
it wasn't this rivalry of like he had to take out
his competition.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- And he was gonna murder him or something.
- Yeah.
- You know, like all these other movies.
- Yes.
- It was more down to earth.
- Yeah, I loved it.
That one is, that's a, for me, that's an awakening.

(55:08):
- Mm-hmm.
- And I was like, oh, fuck.
- I put it in number 10.
- All right, it's good.
- So, there you go.
What do you think about number 10?
- I think it needs to be way higher up, but that's fine.
- Okay.
(laughs)
- I thought you'd appreciate me putting it on the top 10.
- Well, maybe for you because it's two guys and one girl,

(55:29):
like not your fantasy of you
or gonna have a fantasy of that.
- Yeah, it was cool.
I like that.
- 'Cause that would be like not too shabby for me.
I'm like, all right.
- Yeah.
- So maybe it's more that it's just flicking my being.
(laughs)
- Well, I do appreciate that it's to support your statement

(55:50):
earlier.
I do appreciate that it's something different.
- 'Cause there's not a lot of movies like that.
In fact, if you Google for three-some movie,
other dumb movies call three-some show up and you're like,
- Yeah.
- No one talks about this movie.
- Terrible.
What's the other guy's name?
What was the other actor's name?
He was in a couple other things in the night.
- Josh Charles.
- Yeah, he was in a couple other things.

(56:12):
He wasn't like, ooh, that like great or anything.
- Oh.
- I liked him.
- All right, and then I'm gonna shift gears.
Pretty hard for number nine.
- Oh boy.
You've never seen this, I'm sure of it.
Movie from 1987 called Hellraiser.
- Oh God.
- Oh my goodness.
- Okay.
- Oh my goodness.
(laughs)

(56:33):
And I gotta do, I gotta some explain it to do.
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause it's very gory.
- Is it Hellraiser the one with the pin head?
- Yes.
- What?
- I read the book by Clive Barker.
Did you write the book?
It's called Hellbound Heart.
I think it was by Clive Barker who did the movie.
- Okay.
- I think you told me that this was horny before.
- Let me tell you about it.

(56:55):
So, there's this box, this cube called the lament configuration.
And when it opens, it summons these SNM demons
that can't tell the difference between pain and pleasure.
- No.
- Has nine sequels, 'cause the first one was so good,

(57:15):
they're all dog shits.
Except the two.
Number two is great.
Number two is just as good as number one.
- Okay.
- And after that, it's the steepest fall off you've ever seen.
I watched all of them thinking like,
okay, one of these has gotta be worth watching
and they were just the absolute worst shit ever.
Even that they did a remake of it in 2022, I think,
on Hulu also dog shit.

(57:37):
Like, I don't know what the fuck,
'cause there was no horny in the remake.
I was like, you guys missed the fuck a plot.
- Yeah.
- And entirely, 'cause what it's about is,
it starts out there's this horny guy named Frank.
He buys the little momentan configuration from,
'cause he buys this box, 'cause he hears that it's gonna open
these realms to pleasure that he's never had before.

(57:59):
- Okay.
- He goes up in his attic, he's all rock hard and ready,
and he figures out how to open the box, he opens it,
and these chains pop out of it and they tear him into bits.
He's fucking dead.
- Okay.
- Right?
That's kinda how the movie starts.
So then he fast-forward and his brother.
- He's like, what are the boner?
What a bummer.
- Uh-huh.

(58:20):
- It's a very violent, dark movie.
- I don't see it, I just don't like that.
- Yeah, you wouldn't like it.
So, and I'm not saying this is like,
oh yeah, this really fucking turns my gears.
- I know.
- That's not my thing, but I think it's interesting.
So his brother Larry moves into the house
with his wife, Julia.

(58:40):
- Same house.
- Same house.
- Okay.
- And these two are on the rocks, right?
Now unbeknownst to Larry, Julia was actually cheating on him
with his brother Frank before Frank died.
- Oh, and Frank is the guy with the boner and the--
- That's dead now.
- Okay.

(59:00):
- Because, you know, Frank was super horny.
- Yeah, Frank was a mess.
- Larry was a total bore.
- Okay.
- His name's Larry.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Frank's name is Frank, like a hot dog wiener.
(laughs)
So, anyway, they're in the house.
Larry cuts his hand and doing something
and blood hits the floor of the attic,

(59:21):
which summons Frank back to life.
And he sneaks to Julia.
And he's like, hey, baby, I need you to help me,
like, do some blood sacrifices to help fully resurrect me.
'Cause he's kind of like not intact entirely yet.

(59:41):
- Okay.
- And she does.
She madness ensues and she tries to help him
so they can have another affair.
She tries to bring him back to life.
- Ow.
- It's a fucking wild movie.
- Okay.
- The first two are absolute mustsies
if you're a horror movie person.
So, again, the horny element of it, not my cup of tea,

(01:00:06):
but because the movie is so great
and this weird fusion of demon horror with sex
and this SNM thing, you got these demons with it into SNM.
And you're like, what the fuck am I watching?
- Okay.
- It's like, unlike anything it's ever been done before
and never repeatable, it hasn't been done since.
- We should watch that for spooky season.

(01:00:28):
- I think so, but I think you'll hate it.
- You do?
I like it. - It's really dark.
- Hereditary though.
- Yeah, you did, but this is like.
- I mean, I'll never watch the fucking movie again,
but I like it.
We could try it.
I mean, worst we could do is turn it off.
- Yeah.
- But yeah, hell raise, there's a fucking trip.
So, it's number nine.

(01:00:48):
- Okay.
- Did I get a boner watching it?
No. - Okay.
- But there's sex in there.
It's kind of horny.
You know, I think if you're really like one of these
freaky people into crazy SNM dungeon shit,
like this is probably--
- Right up your alley. - You'll.
- You. - You know.
- I think if that's you, listen.
- I'm gonna hold you a little bit.

(01:01:10):
I would be like-- - Listen, no shame.
- No shame, but maybe a pinch of therapy.
- Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch,
punch the brakes a little bit.
- Slow down.
Maybe that's not giving fucking jerk off material.
- But I feel like Germans are probably into this shit.
- Nasty fucking Germans.
(laughing)
Or something.
- It's pretty crazy.

(01:01:31):
Now, in that same breath, that takes us to number eight.
Where we're staying crazy with a movie from 1996 called Crash.
- Oh, yes.
This movie is fucking wild.
- James Spader now ties with Mad Dog.
- When I watched it, I was too young.
I was too young to fucking--
Wait, was Mad Dog in there?

(01:01:53):
- No, I was just saying on my top 20,
Michael Douglas has been on here twice.
James Spader's now on here twice.
- Oh yeah, okay.
- Who will win?
- Okay, I think Michael Douglas just for a mount.
We don't know yet.
- Okay, go ahead, tell him about the story.
- Are you saying you saw this before we bought the DVD?
- Yes.
- When did you see it?

(01:02:13):
- When I was a kid.
- How did you see it?
- Maybe I rented it.
- Okay.
- I think I rented it.
- Do you know what was going on?
Or are you like, what does it mean?
- I just heard it was hot, but I didn't know.
So I was like, I think it was too much for my young mind.
- Absolutely.
- I was like, what the fuck am I watching?
It was way too much.

(01:02:34):
So I was too young.
That's it was too crazy.
And I couldn't, I couldn't like,
wrap my head around it.
But then me and you watched it.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Go ahead.
- Yeah.
- Tell them all about it.
- So it's David Kronenberg who has done a bunch of cool,

(01:02:54):
like weird fucking horror movies.
And he gives 90's, he rocks, thriller shots.
So it gets James Spader to drop pipe on this one.
And the story is about James Spader and his wife
that have an open marriage and the movie starts out there.
They're trying to sort of turn each other on

(01:03:15):
by talking about their adventures they've had
with other people and they keep kind of upping the ante
but they've gone so far down the road
that nothing really works anymore, right?
Nothing's really turning them on.
So one day James Spader is driving home and he has a car accident
which kills the other driver and the dead driver's wife

(01:03:38):
is in the passenger seat.
She stuck in the car and she flashes her tits to James Spader.
So he ends up visiting her and they end up having an affair
and they start dabbling around with this weird--
- Because she was into it.

(01:03:58):
- Because she was into the car crash.
- She was already into the car crash thing.
- And she introduces him to this weird sex taboo group
of people that are really into car accidents,
like fetishizing them.
- Yes.
- Kind of like flight club in a way.
It felt like a kind of horny flight club.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- And they go to watch this car crash recreation

(01:04:21):
of James Dean.
Okay.
- Remember that?
- Yes.
- And the guy who's like running the sort of Tyler Durdon guy
of the group, he wrecks this car or whatever.
I don't know, it's fucking weird.
It's the weirdest shit you've ever seen by far.
- Weirdest.
The only part, I think the only thing that's actually horny

(01:04:43):
in this is when he's either fucking his wife
or fucking that chick, I can't remember.
I think he's having sex with his wife
and she's not saying anything.
And she's talking to him and saying crazy shit.
- Was that in the car?
- No, there's laying side by side and they're having sex side by side.
- Okay, I think that was his wife.
- It's that piece.

(01:05:04):
- What did he say to you, remember?
I don't remember.
- I can't remember, but it's so crazy.
It is so crazy that you're like, oh my God.
- Yeah.
Yeah, they get turned on with the scars they get
from the car accidents and prosthetic legs.
But somehow the sex scenes work and some bizarre way.

(01:05:26):
- It's so, yes, it's very off-putting.
- It's off-putting, you feel weird watching it.
Am I getting a little horny?
This is strange.
- I don't think, I literally think for me,
it was only that one scene.
That had nothing to do with the car accidents.
That happened.
- Yeah, it wasn't like an overtly horny movie
that I was like, oh, that's awesome.
- I think it was more of a thriller and it was weird.

(01:05:48):
But that one scene was hot.
And I think it plays on the powers of the subconscious mind
and segment Freud's theories about Sanitos and Aros,
sex and death.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause that's kind of what this is.
These two primal drives we have of going towards
procreation and annihilation,

(01:06:09):
which I see a lot in a different movie
that we're gonna talk about when we get there.
- Yes.
- All right, number seven.
I don't think you're gonna have my movie on there.
- From 1993, body of evidence.
- I don't think I've seen this one.
- Stars Madonna and Willem Dafoe.

(01:06:30):
- Oh, no, I haven't seen this one.
- Oh my God.
- Criminal.
You gotta watch it.
Madonna and Willem Dafoe, you don't wanna see this?
- William Dafoe is the weirdest fucking guy
on the planet.
I heard he has a huge hog.
- Massive.
- Have you seen it?
- Yes.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah, it's on Google.
You can Google search it.
There's an image of him with a limp dig.
It looks pretty big.
(laughing)

(01:06:51):
- It's a shower.
- Yes.
- That's why he's so weird.
He's got that weird confidence about him.
Is that big old weird hog of his?
- He's got that grin.
(laughing)
- Well, it's another erotic thriller.
And immediately he starts out with sex right off the bat.

(01:07:11):
- Okay.
- There's this old rich dude.
He gets murdered after doing some bondage stuff
with this girl, the cops think it's Madonna
who's his girlfriend.
So she lawyers up with Willem Dafoe.
That's her lawyer.
And from here, Willem is character is married, right?
But Madonna and Willem Dafoe start having this full on

(01:07:36):
SNM relationship.
And I mean, the sex scenes are great.
You've got like, this melted candle wax,
their poor champagne on each other.
There's anal, there's SNM, it's crazy.
- Oh my God.
- It's a crazy fucking movie.
And you also get a sprinkled in a little bit
of courtroom drama.
- Okay.
- You know?
- You know with a giant dick, that is rude.

(01:07:57):
- It's Madonna.
Do you think she's scared?
- No.
- I don't think she's scared.
(laughing)
- I was like, you're insane.
Get away from me.
No.
- I actually don't remember the anal.
I read that on the Wikipedia.
I watched this movie a few years ago, I think.
It was a few years ago.
For the fr...
I've seen it when I was younger,

(01:08:17):
but it was me and my friend just watched the sex scenes, you know?
- Yeah, that's how we watched it.
It was like fast forward, who gives a shit?
- But I watched it for realsies.
And you know, Madonna's great.
Of course, I love Madonna from the 90s.
Somehow, box office bomb.
I like, what did people want?
What did they want?
There were so many good movies back then.
They were like, this one doesn't count.
- Yeah.
- You dropped this today, it's banging.

(01:08:38):
(laughing)
Okay, number six.
Basic instinct from 1992.
- Sharon Stone.
- Sharon Stone and the mad dog himself.
Third appearance now.
- The only thing I remember, I don't think I've ever seen.
(laughing)
I don't think I've ever seen the full movie.
I just remember watching again,
a behind the scenes on fucking HBO,

(01:09:02):
talking about the pussy shot.
- I got some info on that.
- Okay.
- I got a lot on here, so.
- But she's sitting, so I don't know how much pussy
you could actually see, it's just bush.
- You need to see that 4K.
(laughing)
- Shot.
- You're so sick.
(laughing)
(laughing)
- So, Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone,

(01:09:24):
director of my Paul Verhoeven,
the guy who did show girls and those other movies, right?
- Okay.
- Apparently Kim Basinger was supposed to do this
with she declined, then Demi Moore,
but then the director was like, no,
it's gotta be Sharon Stone
because he worked with her on total recall.
- Okay.
- Anyway, another essential must watch for 90s,
erotic thrillers, very controversial

(01:09:45):
because of that beaver shot, you know?
- Was there anything else that was besides that beaver shot?
- Yeah, there was the, there was sex in it.
- Oh, there was.
- Yeah.
- I thought that was it, that's why I kind of
- No, there was sex in it.
- Steered away from it.
- No, there's some pretty good sex scenes.
- Okay.
- Now what's sad is Sharon Stone claims,
she was tricked into this,
that they told her not to wear underwear for that shot,

(01:10:07):
but she didn't know that they were gonna show her full beef.
- Oh, come on.
- And supposedly when she saw the film in front of a test audience,
when that happened, when she saw the beaver shot,
she got a slap, the director in the face and walked out.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
He claims, complete different version of events,
that none of that happened as she knew and blah, blah, blah.

(01:10:28):
So who fucking knows?
- Okay.
- But the fourth highest grossing film of the entire year.
And this is probably the--
- Well, I would have been, I would have suspected that
something a rye was going on in the minute,
they said, hey, take your panties off.
- Take your panties off and uncross your legs real wide.
- I would have been like, exactly.

(01:10:48):
I would have been like, why can't I keep my panties on?
- I don't know.
- Like if I had any, in my head, I would have immediately thought,
they're trying to take a picture of my pussy.
- I mean, Sharon Stonestein's got like a freak anyway,
so I can't imagine she was too offended,
but who knows, maybe she is.
- I think it's okay to be offended,
but I'm just saying, why don't act like you don't know

(01:11:09):
what's happening?
Well, they just told me to take off my panties
and then spread my legs.
I didn't think that they were actually going to show it.
Like, why would you take your panties off, girl?
(laughing)
If you thought that that wasn't going to be in the movie,
then what would be the difference here?
Why would we be doing that?
- Yeah, but maybe this is all for publicity,

(01:11:30):
'cause everyone talks about it as the beaver shot.
- Yes.
- It was parodied in some movie, I don't remember what movie.
- I remember.
- There's tons of protests about this movie,
and a lot from gay activists,
'cause in the movie, her character is bisexual.
She's a girlfriend, which I believe is Gina Gershon,
if I'm not mistaken.
- Is she gay?
- Who?

(01:11:50):
- Gina, like in light.
- Maybe.
I don't know if a matter.
In fact, Sharon Stone was hosting SNL that year
for this movie, right?
And I guess protesters rushed the stage live
while it was happening.
- Why?
- I, people were upset.
They didn't like that. - How?
- Yeah, because they thought that it was portraying a gay

(01:12:10):
or bisexual woman as this crazy fucking killer.
- Oh my God.
- I know.
Imagine having that be the worst thing in your life.
- Jesus.
- Imagine the simple days of back then.
(laughing)
Yeah, it starts out.
There's some, there's some,
it starts out in the movie.
There's like some SNM stuff,

(01:12:30):
kind of like body evidence.
There's a blonde, tying up this rock star,
and then it's murder, she stabs him to death.
Kinda the same exact start of body evidence, actually.
And cops think it was Sharon Stone.
Wow, this is the same fucking plot.
And Sharon Stone is a crime novelist
and her latest book has a murder in it

(01:12:52):
that mirrors exactly how this murder happens.
So they're like, of course it's her.
It's gotta be her, right?
- Okay.
- But yeah, Sharon Stone, red hot in the 90s,
you couldn't fuck with Sharon Stone.
- Mm-hmm.
- What else was she in though?
- Sliver, which I should have put on here.
Oh my God, I failed you guys, I'm very sorry.
(laughing)

(01:13:12):
It was a great scene with Alec Baldwin.
Was Alec Baldwin?
Or one of the Baldwin's was in Sliver with her?
- It was, I feel like what's his name was only in the one.
- Yeah.
Damn, okay.
- Sliver, at Sliver to the list of movies that I didn't watch,
I watched it as a kid for the sex scenes though.
I really like Sharon Stone in the 90s.

(01:13:34):
(laughing)
And Michael Mad Dog, Douglass, the King of Linguists,
you get it all here.
She's Sharon Stone's character, she's got a girlfriend.
But remember, bisexual girls in the 90s
was very taboo and very hot.
- Yes, that was so taboo.
- It was like, like, thongs, you know?
(laughing)

(01:13:54):
People today don't get it.
- No.
- A thong would drive you a fucking nuts in the 90s.
(laughing)
Right?
- Two girls kissing their thongs, fuck.
- That was the end.
- Oh my God.
Yeah, the 90s, it all just hit different.
Now, disclaimer, there's a RAPE scene in this movie
that apparently got trimmed down.

(01:14:17):
- Oh, I don't see, I'm not in town like that.
- So tread carefully, yeah.
- That's what I mean is like, when they do this thriller stuff,
it always has like--
- It gets violent.
- Yeah, there's some violence in there.
And I'm like, I don't like that.
- I guess for me, it's like a, it's like very male gazing.
It's a mix of horror with sex.
So for me, it's whatever.
Okay, top five, let's get this going here.
Number five, eyes wide shut from 1999.

(01:14:41):
- I knew you were gonna have that.
- You knew it.
I've said everything there's to say about the movie,
so I don't know what else I can add new,
so I found something new.
Kubrick, I think I've talked about this before,
but Kubrick was, he was a perv.
He was supposed to film a movie about porn called Blue Movie.
And if you go to Wikipedia,

(01:15:02):
there's a guy named John Baxter that claims,
no, Kubrick would never, he's too conservative,
but I don't think so, because if you read
the Making of Eyes Wide Shut book, it says the opposite.
There's a guy named Tony Freywin,
who was Kubrick's longtime assistant,
and he says, no, Kubrick was, wait, I'll say no.
He says, Kubrick was fascinated by porn and erotica,

(01:15:24):
and it's true, you can see it in all of his works,
going all the way back to his first photos
and look magazine.
In fact, his photos were so risque
that Campbell Soup canceled their ad contract
with Look magazine.
- Oh, wow.
- And I'm gonna read from the Making of Eyes Wide Shut,
they talk about full,
they talk about how sex is in everything he did,

(01:15:45):
even full mental jacket.
Listen to this, this is pretty crazy,
'cause I know you're thinking, you're like, what?
- I know, I'm trying to think, it was like,
I just remember the hooker.
- Listen to this shit, this is kind of fucking crazy.
He says, full mental jacket can be read
as a long-revery on sexual repression.
The film climaxes with the killing of a female sniper

(01:16:06):
who's dying plea of shoot me,
coupled with Raffer Man's observation of hardcore,
'cause you remember they shoot her,
and he's like, hardcore man, hard fucking core.
- Yeah, that movie is so upsetting.
- It is.
This plays on the double meaning of firing a gun
and making a pornographic movie.

(01:16:28):
What the fuck?
Crazy, huh?
- That's gross.
- Yeah, Eyes Wide Shut, it was,
it's kind of a boring movie if you don't,
'cause I remember watching this in the theaters
when it came out because it was such a big deal.
I didn't like it.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kim and we're a super hot couple,

(01:16:49):
and they sold the movie based on,
you're gonna watch these two fuck.
- Uh-huh.
- And I was like, hell yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
- And, not really.
- Didn't, yeah, Eyes Wide Shut.
- There was more sex of Tom and Nicole
and the trailer than in the movie.
- I hate when they fucking do that.
- Cool work, dude.
Well, Kubrick, he's a genius.

(01:17:10):
- No, but they do that.
- 'Cause that's a big meaning.
- Better when they put the best scenes in the trailer.
And you're like, this is gonna be so great
and then you go watch it and it's like,
well, you already knew the funny scene
that was gonna come up or whatever.
- I try to avoid trailers on movies
that I know I'm gonna watch regardless.
'Cause I don't, 'cause I feel like fuck sometimes.
- Mm-hmm.
- But yeah, the movie itself is, you know,

(01:17:31):
'cause Kubrick was, he was obsessed with sex.
The movie is about, oh my God, what's his name?
Dream novella, Traum novell, Arthur Schnitzler,
a book that Hitler banned called a Jewish Filth.
Remember, I think we did a show about it.
I'm sure we did a show about this.

(01:17:52):
- Okay.
- Anyway, Kubrick loved this book.
He's wanted to do this as a movie his whole fucking life.
And he planned it for his whole fucking life.
- Wait a minute, okay, so the movie that Kubrick's did,
Eyes Wide Shut is actually a telling of,
of book that was banned by Hitler.
- Yeah.
- And Hitler said it was Jewish Filth.

(01:18:14):
- Yeah.
- Okay, go ahead.
- Hitler, no fucking chill Hitler there.
But yeah, this is, I mean, it was based on a book,
the whole story.
But in the book, the ritual sexing thing isn't really there.
- Okay.
- And as you know, the history of it,
Kubrick was studying the occult
and all the conspiracies about what was he really trying

(01:18:36):
to say in this movie, make it a super fascinating watch.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's kind of horny though.
- It's horny, but like.
- You don't get any great sex scenes though.
- It's not like, it's not that good.
It's a playing of the taboos that makes it horny.
- I guess, but it's not, it's like, do you get,
I don't, I don't feel anything when I watch it.

(01:18:58):
- Doesn't make me horny per se, but it's a horny movie.
It's all about Nicole Kidman having the hots
for this fucking Navy guy.
She's like, I was gonna fuck it, throw it all the way
and fuck this guy.
And Tom Cruise has a fucking meltdown.
And he comes, it closes again to--
- Like, oh, you thought about it?
How about I fucking do it?

(01:19:19):
How about I be about that action
and try to fuck a prostitute
and then goes through this giant gang-bang ritual thing
and I mean, it's pretty crazy.
- It's way crazy.
- So anyway, number five, 'cause overall,
it's just a fucking fascinating great movie.
Number four, let's move along here.

(01:19:40):
I got a lot of notes for the top five,
so I gotta move this along.
Number four, Brahm Stoker's Dracula from 1992.
- It's great.
- It's great to be with me on that.
Directed by the absolute legend,
Francis Ford Coppola, he did the Godfather films
and Apocalypse Now, which is one of the top five movies
of all time for me.
His son is Nick Cage.

(01:20:03):
(laughing)
In the whole bloodline in his family,
his famous Adrian from Rocky is in the bloodline.
Jason Schwartzman from all those Western films,
Bunch of Composers, the whole bloodline's talented
or NEPO babies.
- I was gonna say, or plugged in.
- Or plugged in.
But his movie stars Keanu Reeves,
Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Monica Balucci, Gary Oldman.

(01:20:26):
Monica Balucci was also in Matrix and Twin Peaks,
so she's great.
- She's the redhead.
- She's the, she got the dark straight hair
and the big tits, big lips.
- I don't remember.
- The redhead is the chick that plays Lucy.
- Yeah.
- Monica Balucci, she plays one of the demons.
- Oh, okay.
- Monica Balucci's in tons of horny shit.

(01:20:48):
- A demon or a vampire.
- Vampire, sorry.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
Christian Slater was supposed to be in this
but turned it down.
So Keanu Reeves stepped in.
Now the movie apparently follows the book.
I've never read the book.
Where, 'cause a lot of these Dracula movies
don't follow the book.

(01:21:09):
So Coppola did it.
1462 Vlad comes back from a war against the Turks,
finds his wife has killed herself
'cause she thought he was dead.
And the Romanian Orthodox priest tells him like,
"Hey, your wife's burning in hell 'cause she killed herself."
So Vlad renounces God and stabs the cross

(01:21:29):
and drinks blood from it for a literal Faustian bargain.
Now he's a vampire.
And in the new Dracula love story movie,
I think he kills the priest.
- Yeah, I think he did.
- Very brutal.
- Yes.
- Did you like the Dracula love story better
than Bram Stoker?
- No.
- Not any other.
It was pretty good though.

(01:21:50):
- It was good.
It was good for what it was but it wasn't better than that.
- The guy plays Dracula in Dracula love story
also in Twin Peaks.
Now they passed four to eight.
- What part was he in Twin Peaks?
- He's in season three.
- Oh, okay.
- So it was Monica Blucci, he's used in season three.
Then it's 1897, John Harker kind of reads,

(01:22:13):
he's a real estate lawyer,
heads to Transylvania to help Dracula
with all his real estate stuff.
Only Dracula, he's about to get real wicked.
He sees a photo of John's fiancee with no writer
and he is horny as fuck.
(laughing)
'Cause he's like, "Oh, that's my bitch."
With the fuck you thought it was.
And he's fucking--
- I love that.
I love longies. - For the wildies.
- Like, no, no, no.

(01:22:35):
I don't, like, no-
- For 400 years of longing.
- Yeah, nothing is stopping me from getting to her.
Like, that is so hot.
- You thought that was yo bitch?
That's my bitch now.
Keanu.
- How could you go back?
Like, you remember how they like finally,
didn't they finally kill him?

(01:22:55):
And then he's now, she has to go,
like, Keanu's great, but he went to like,
great in that movie.
- It's kind of a cuck.
- Yeah, I mean, like, now I gotta fuck you forever.
This guy waited 400 years for me.
No. (laughs)
You know?
- Hey, Keanu, I guess what?
How about I be Neo Anderson from The Matrix
and fucking John Wick?

(01:23:17):
How about that?
- No, he didn't show up with that kind of energy
in this movie.
- No, not at all.
- He was a very sweet little boy in this movie.
Not the same.
- No, sad.
- It is sad.
I feel bad for Winona.
- Yeah.
- I'm like, oh my God.
So do you have to settle for?
I love all the surreal aspects of the movie

(01:23:37):
that Coppola did.
He refused to use any CGI.
All the shit you saw in that movie was like fucking,
I don't know.
Real shit they did.
No, an equanimation, but you know what I mean?
- How'd they do that monster?
- I couldn't tell you.
- We were talking about this last night.
Why no to writers in that movie.

(01:23:59):
Her tits were perfection.
She's a real hitter mess for me.
Sometimes she looks super hot and sometimes she's not.
- Like, I'll see.
- Yeah.
- It's true, she does that.
- It's crazy.
- It makes her an actor I guess.
- Now apparently Coppola had everyone do this sort
of summer camp to get to know each other,

(01:24:22):
but he kept Gary Oldman who plays Dracula isolated
from everyone else to like fuck with everybody.
And, but yeah, the movie's horny.
I'm losing track here.
I'm talking about the movie too much.
The movie itself is very horny.
There's a couple sex scenes and the people that are trying
to fuck, they want to fuck like hard.

(01:24:42):
And Coppola did it this way because he's a genius.
Coppola did this on purpose.
It says, "I'm gonna read you from Wikipedia."
Coppola brought in acting coach Greta C. Cat to coach Frost.
Frost is the name of the lady who played Lucy, the redhead.
- Okay.
- Because Lucy's horny is fuck.
- Yeah.
- Lucy's about it.
- Yeah.
- And okay, so he brought in an act coach to coach Frost.

(01:25:05):
That's Lucy.
And we know the writer for their erotic scenes
as he felt uncomfortable discussing sexuality
with these young actresses.
Respect.
- Love it.
- However, he did ask Oldman to speak seductively off camera
to Frost while they were filming a scene
in which she rised alone in her bed and ecstasy.
She later classified the things Oldman said to her

(01:25:28):
as very unrepeatable.
- Oh.
- Isn't that some shit?
- I'd love to know.
- I wonder if Gary Oldman fucked that chick in real life.
I mean, it's gotta happen, right?
The chemistry's gotta be there.
Even if you're actually--
- The redhead girl?

(01:25:48):
- Yeah.
- And maybe.
- And the fucking trailers or whatever, maybe?
- Jesus.
- Anyway.
- Pull it right in.
- Anyway, number four, Jack of the My God.
- Dracula's so horny.
Why are you so horny, Dracula?
(laughing)
But yeah, for me, it's a perfect blend of all things.
- Don't we need turning to your 14 year old friend?

(01:26:10):
- Stand up.
(laughing)
- Calm down.
- You got a bone or let's see it.
Stand up.
(laughing)
- Yeah, Dracula hits on every fucking thing for me.
Hence number four.
- Okay.
- I talked when I tell you what I think is number three.

(01:26:32):
- Okay.
- There's a movie you've never seen called Boxing Helena.
- No, okay, I've heard of this.
- It's gonna be like, I haven't seen it.
- Because I'm probably trying to get you to watch it.
- Oh, okay.
- David Lynch's daughter, daughter Jennifer Lynch
directed this movie.
- Okay.
- Stars Sheryl and Fen who's Audrey from Twin Peaks.
- Okay.
- A guy named Julian Sands.

(01:26:53):
- She was a girl in cutting edge.
- No, that's more Kelly.
- No, which one is she?
- Audrey, Audrey's this one here.
- Oh, okay, okay.
- Audrey's the kind of love interest of Dale Cooper.
- Got it.
- Sort of.
- Ish.
- Julian Sands, who's like a dude you've seen before
but I can't tell you what he's been in.
- Okay.

(01:27:13):
- And Bill Paxton's in it.
- Bill Paxton.
- Yeah, Bill Paxton, he's the dude from Weird Science.
- Yes.
- Chat the brother.
- Chat chat.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- And fucking art garfonkel from Simon and Garfonkel.
- What?
- Okay.
- Strange, right?
Now, Helena, which is played by Sheryl and Fen,

(01:27:37):
was originally supposed to be played by Madonna.
- Okay.
- Then they hired, then they replaced her for Kim Basinger.
- Okay.
- 'Cause Kim Basinger is a very horny actress.
I don't know if you know this.
- No, I didn't.
- She's very horny.
And Kim Basinger bailed at the last minute
because Kim Basinger wanted them to rewrite Helena's character

(01:27:59):
to be less of a bitch, but they wouldn't change the script.
So she bailed.
They ended up suing Kim Basinger.
- Oh.
- And they won and the verdict was $8 million
and a bankrupted her.
- Oh shit.
- Yeah, later they settled on $3.8 million
but the movie was an absolute fucking failure.
- Oh.
- That's why most people have never heard of it.
Now, let's talk about the movie.

(01:28:21):
Why you should watch it.
- So Julian Sans, he's a guy and he plays a surgeon
who, he actually died.
Julian Sans died in 23.
He went missing.
He was a big hiker, dude, Mountaineer.
He went missing for months and they found his burmanes.
He's dead.
So that.
Anyways, he plays a surgeon and--
- People like that are that outdoorsy.

(01:28:42):
I'm like, why?
- Yeah, I'm not, I'm never that outdoorsy.
So he, anyways, his mother dies and he moves into
his dead mother's house and he gets an obsession
for his neighbor, Helena, Sheryl and Fen.
- Okay.
- And Sheryl and Fen gets into a car accident

(01:29:05):
and Julian basically kidnaps her out of the car wreckage,
kind of like misery and takes her to his house
where he can take care of her medically
'cause he's a surgeon, I guess, right?
And he proceeds to amputate her arms and legs.
- Oh.
- Why would you want me to watch this?

(01:29:25):
- It's kind of a crazy fucking movie.
- Okay.
- I'm not gonna tell you where it goes from there,
but it's a fucking wild movie.
- Okay.
- You know, fun fact, there's a,
there's a part in the movie where Sheryl and Fen
is looking at a Venus de Milo statue,
just like you see in the red room of Twin Peaks.
- Oh.
- Same exact thing.

(01:29:46):
- I read about it, it's because I guess
David Lynch's mother owned a Venus de Milo statue.
- Oh.
- Which makes me think like,
oh, okay, that's where the fucking shit came from.
- Uh huh.
- From the red room.
But listen to this.
So,
okay, at first Lynch, Jennifer Lynch declined to be involved

(01:30:11):
with it saying, well, that sounds kind of terrible.
It's just like you said.
- Yeah.
- But the producer was eventually able to convince her
to work on it.
In writing,
Lynch was inspired by some elements from her own childhood
telling Vice that she was born with club feet
and her grandmother owning a Venus de Milo replica
influenced her insight into the characters.

(01:30:33):
It always struck me the way people looked at Venus.
They didn't see her as broken,
they saw her as beautiful,
and it really made a huge impact on me.
I thought I was broken and that maybe someday
someone would find me beautiful.
So this idea of a damaged boy who was in an obsessive situation
who would try to recreate from his own view
the one thing that didn't hit him or abandon him

(01:30:55):
was this armless, beautiful woman.
And therefore in a dream,
recreate this obsessive thing where we might take
from one another until we are the size and shape
that we think the other person should be for us.
So it's like this weird fucked up mental game.
- Yeah.
- Like to make you think of it, it's like,
especially in a relationship and a marriage and stuff,

(01:31:15):
like you kind of try to, you've got all these traumas
and you want the other person to make you feel safe.
So you kind of fucking de-ca-
like amputate them to make you feel good.
- Yeah.
- So there's like level,
there's like layers to this thing, right?
But it's so it's an interesting movie.
It's not, not very horny, I guess,
but it's on the list, right?

(01:31:37):
- The latter, it's up at the fucking top of your list.
- It's more than it's an interesting movie to me.
- Okay.
- But it's only me, everybody hates it.
Jennifer Lynch got a Golden Raspberry for Worcester
Rector for this movie.
- Oh man.
- Yeah, terrible.
The misfits like to though,
they did a song called "Holena" about this movie.
Number two, moving on.

(01:32:01):
You didn't like my number three, geez.
(laughing)
Number two, it's--
- I don't like non-horny.
You're going--
- It's horny adjacent.
- I get it.
- Okay.
Number two, in decent proposal from 1993.
- Oh boy, I got so much to talk about this one.
- You wanna go?

(01:32:22):
- No, you go.
- Okay.
Basically a horror movie for females.
- Yes.
- Woody Harrison and Demi Moore are young, dumb, full of come.
- Yep.
- Poor married couple,
and then this rich dude named Robert Redford
comes up to them and's like--
- No, he's awful.

(01:32:43):
He's went to school to be an architect.
He won't go be an architect
because he has too much what?
Like, why won't he do it?
What was he saying?
- Well, he got laid off from the architecture firm
he was working at and--
- But then he went to go get another job.
So he's just like being a piece of shit.
- Yep.
- Then he was being lazy at the house,

(01:33:04):
leaving his fucking shoes on the table.
- Oh yeah, the shoes were on the table.
- What?
- Disgusting makers.
- That is disgusting.
I would have fucking don't know shoes at him.
Not across the room.
I would have fucking hit his ass with them.
That's disgusting.
And you're not paying bills?
- He was not paying fucking bills.

(01:33:25):
- He was not paying architect.
- What a piece of shit.
- A.K.A. unemployed.
- Then he goes and asks his dad.
They're losing everything.
They're losing their asses on everything.
So what's this fucking genius do?
He finally goes and asks his dad
is poor fucking old dad with a cane for some money
and his dad gives him five grand.
So instead of like being smart about it

(01:33:47):
and trying to like figure out how to get this to float him
and go get a fucking job,
he then decides that we need to go to Vegas.
- What?
- These two were living on a prayer.
- My God.
And the kicker is they're up the first night.

(01:34:09):
They're up.
They're winning money and they're like,
dude, I think we can pay off.
'Cause the whole thing is the government
wants to reclaim their property
because they can't pay their bills
and they need to come up with 50 grand.
So he's like, let's go to Vegas
and make this five grand turn into 50
and they're close to it.
And then they do the classic dumb move
and they go back in the casino.
And they lose it and that's where Robert Redford

(01:34:30):
shows up with his million dollars.
Like I'm trying to bang out Demi Moore.
- He said Demi Moore in a dress shop.
She was looking at a dress that she could never afford.
She's still in chocolates
'cause they don't have any fucking money.
- Terrible.
- In this dumb bitch.
So he buys her the dress, tries to like get her to,
I don't know, blow on his dice or whatever.

(01:34:50):
He's like super into her.
- Great movie though.
- It's a great movie.
- I don't wanna spoil the ending
but things kinda go back and forth a little bit.
Some things happen.
- It's good horny for like--
- Work the watch for sure.
- Woody Harrel sin in her.
Like it's pretty sexy there.
I think they do the enigma songs.

(01:35:12):
- I think so.
- It has like the enigma songs soundtrack.
- 1993.
- But then it's like, I don't know.
I mean it's a 30 year old movie
that people don't know this movie.
- All right, say it.
If you own here the ending fast forward about a minute.
You got it.
- Then he like, they cut all of the scenes with Robert.

(01:35:33):
Redford on the fucking, he puts her in a helicopter.
Flys her to the ocean and they're in a yacht.
- Yes.
- And he's like trying to say like,
well you know, this guy's a fucking loser, right?
- Yeah.
- And she's like, I don't know, I love him.
(laughing)
And what, she show it, you know, there's,

(01:35:57):
they don't show it.
- They imply that they have sex but they don't show it.
- They don't have sex but they don't show it.
- Yeah.
- Why?
Why don't they show that?
- And then yeah, totally, I agree.
I think that was a major, unless the version we watched
was cut out or something maybe, I don't know.
But I assume that no one got to see it.
- Terrible.
- Terrible, big failure on that part.

(01:36:18):
But as far as the movie goes, it was really good.
- It was a good movie.
- I liked the back and forth on it.
Originally it was supposed to be Tommy Salami
and Nicole Kidman, when Warren Bady is the rich dude.
But supposedly Tommy Salami backed out
because of his morality conflicts
of the Church of Scientology.
- Oh my God.
- Crazy, huh?

(01:36:38):
But the book is based off of a,
it's weird, the book has a weird,
cinematic angle because Woody Harrelson's character
is a Jewish dude and the rich guy is an Arab.
- Oh.
- But they clearly weren't going near that shit.
They're like, ah, but the critics hate this movie.
Feminist, Rale Raged about the sex for money plot.

(01:36:59):
- Oh God.
- Hey everyone was real upset.
So.
- It's a great movie.
- Great movie though, I loved it.
- The ending of it, she ends up,
she goes with Robert and Woody a terrible tour.
He calls her names and is real awful.
- He's a real shit back of a boyfriend.

(01:37:20):
- He's a real fucking piece of shit in that whole thing.
And then he finally, she leaves them and gets with Robert
and they're building their lives together or whatever.
And then he finally gets a job because Demi's not there
to fucking support his ass anymore.
And she's like, take the money.
- Only when he has to.
- Yeah, exactly.
Then he finally gets his shit together.

(01:37:41):
- Instead of trying to take care of her,
he's like, well, I gotta take care of myself.
I guess someone's gotta do it.
- Yeah.
Oh my God, horrendous.
And then at the end of it all,
she goes back to his ass.
Get that a bus, just like she fucking deserves.
- Go get out of your fucking nice ass limo
that you're getting drive around in, you dumb bitch.
- Well, he was addicted.

(01:38:02):
Remember, it was all a fucking ploy.
He was fucking with her.
- Who?
- Robert Rupert.
- I know he was.
- Okay, so he just did it.
- He was back too.
- He was doing it so she would feel comfortable leaving him.
- No, he was doing it because that was the fucking kinky hat.
It was the fucking term.
- No.
- She told you.
- No.
- You remember, he was talking to his assistant
and he was like, yep, she's just like the others.

(01:38:25):
- No.
- She was trying to let her be happy.
He chose her happiness over his own.
He knew that she was still in love
with stupid piece of shit Woody Harrison.
So then he was like, she's not gonna leave.
- Maybe I don't remember.
- Maybe I don't remember.
- Unless I'm being a dick, so then she's standing.
- Oh, that's right.
Okay, all right.

(01:38:46):
- So then he starts kind of being a dick
and then the drivers like, what?
And he's like trying to pick up what Robert said.
- You're right, you're right.
I forgot about that.
And Robert, it's like, yeah, we do this all the time
and his driver's like, yep, we sure do, but he's like not.
- Yeah, you're right.
I forgot that there was like a thing.

(01:39:07):
But let's be honest, the billionaire dude
is always gonna be a dickhead.
- Yeah, I agree with that.
But in this movie, in this specific movie,
they were both dickheads, to be honest.
- Yeah.
- And in this movie, Robert wasn't that much of a dickhead.
In real life, you probably would have been terrible.
And it's funny because back then, the trope was always the opposite.

(01:39:28):
It was like the poor people were the good people
and the rich person was the asshole.
So kind of a mix on that.
- Yes.
- Overall, great movie though.
- Gets out of her role's voice to go climb into a fucking bus.
And I was like, bitch, you deserve everything.
You get your stupid ass hole.
- She was stupid.
- Terrible.
- Debbie Moore, I think we crown her the queen

(01:39:49):
of the fucking horny movies of the 80s and 90s
and her Michael Douglas.
So they came together for disclosures, kind of a peak.
Anyway, finally, number one,
this is like all these movies have some kind of weird ratio
of are the sex scenes good or is the movie good
or is it a little bit of both.

(01:40:10):
But this is the one that nails it.
This is the only one that I think just nails all of it.
- Okay.
- Okay.
And this is the one that I would recommend that you should watch.
- Okay.
- All the other ones, I'm like, I like them.
You might not like them.
This one I think you would like.
- Okay.
- So number one.
Number one is nine and a half weeks from 1986.

(01:40:34):
- I didn't have weeks.
Stars.
- Stars Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke.
- Wasn't there a nine and a half months?
Oh, I was thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger
when he got practicing.
(laughing)
- That would have fucking blown your mind.
(laughing)
- I was like, wait a minute.

(01:40:55):
Okay.
- No.
- Okay.
- Go ahead.
- I had never seen this until I decided to bark on this journey.
- Okay.
- And, but it's from '86, right?
And now I know why my dad kept this VHS tucked away
from my pervy little hand.
(laughing)
The film was directed by a guy named Adrian Lynn
who's very horny.
He started out doing lingerie commercials.

(01:41:18):
He did nine and a half weeks, flash dance,
which I've never seen, but I want to.
- Okay.
- Fatal attraction.
Jacob's Ladder, not horny, but good movie.
In decent proposal, Lolita from '97,
which I've never seen.
- Okay.
- Deep water, which I loved with Ben Affleck and Old Girl.
- Oh, yes.

(01:41:38):
- That's what it was for me, it's fucked.
- That was horny.
- And unfaithful, what'd you talk about?
- Oh, okay.
- So I think we might have a winner.
This might be one you like.
- Okay, let's watch it.
- It's very controversial.
Here's what you're not gonna like though.
- Okay.
- It's based on a book about a sexually abusive relationship.
- Oh, well.
- I know, I know.
- That's me.
- It's not perfect.

(01:41:59):
But the film doesn't come across quite as harsh, okay?
- Okay.
- But you could tell once you read the,
when you read about the controversy of it,
you'll say, okay, I kind of see that.
But when you watch the movies for the first time,
it doesn't come off quite as sinister.
- Sinister, yeah.
- Okay.
- But USA found this movie way too explicit,

(01:42:21):
so they heavily edited it down.
Overseas, they got the unedited version
'cause there are fucking adults over there.
And in America, it bombed overseas at Crushed.
- Yeah, 'cause you take out the fucking sex.
- Yes.
The soundtrack was also fantastic.
- Okay.
- Had that song, "Slave to Love."
- Oh.
- So this is very much that in that 80s, 90s sexual shit.

(01:42:47):
And the movie is about Kim Beasinger.
She plays Elizabeth who works at Guess.
Where does she work?
- She works at an art studio.
- At an art gallery.
Of course she does.
She meets Mickey Rark character.
His name is John Gray and he is.
- A businessman.
- He is a rich Wall Street guy.
- Okay.

(01:43:07):
- Bing, Bing, Bing.
But anyway, they meet up.
Immediately the relationship escalates
into super fucking kinky.
He wants to punish her for looking at his things
and he spanks her.
He does, there's a little bit of slapping in here.
- Okay, so really fast.
Can you get the unedited version?

(01:43:28):
- Yeah, I bought it on Amazon.
- Oh, okay.
- 'Cause I'm on sale for five bucks.
(laughing)
- It's not think you are a budget king.
- I am.
- So.
- I'm pretty sure it's the unedited version.
- Okay.
- Well, I'll look into it.
- Look into it.
- I'm not watching the--
- I'm not watching the not--
- No.
- I'd be shocked if the version I watched was edited.

(01:43:50):
- Okay.
- But they kinda like, I mean, it's like lights,
they're slapping around a little bit.
- Slapin' her?
- Yeah, they kinda slap each other, hit each other,
but then it turns into sex.
- Okay. - It's kinda blurry, right?
As you could expect.
But he starts controlling her.
- Bill, you slapped me one time.
I'm fucking punching her.
- Yeah, I would not.

(01:44:10):
- I don't advocate for this.
(laughing)
- One fucking slap, I that would be your ass.
- But he starts-- - But you gotta sleep
sometime, motherfucker.
- But he's very controlling and telling her what to eat
and what to wear and there's, you know, blindfolds.
There's lots of public sex.
- Okay, so this is like, this is like, kink.
- Kind of, um, fidget shades of gray, yes.

(01:44:31):
- Yeah, this is like, kink.
- If I could argue this is probably what the lady wrote,
fidget shades is based on, 'cause the guy's name is John Gray.
I mean, come on.
- No, I think, she, that was like a fan fiction
of Twilight and the Secretary.
- Oh, no shit.
- Uh-huh.
- No.
Well, anyway, this is the one I did at first.

(01:44:51):
- Okay.
- Um, but yet--
- But maybe, but maybe the Secretary,
do you need to put the fucking Secretary on this?
- That was 2000s.
- Oh, okay.
- Otherwise, I would have.
- All right, go ahead.
- There's, um, public BDSM, there at a store
and there's like sales woman there.
And he's like fucking like whisperin' shit to her

(01:45:13):
and he's like, spread your legs for daddy.
Like, they're doing this in front of this,
salesperson, it's like, what the fuck?
(laughing)
But this movie is, uh, it's fucking great.
- Okay.
- It's kinda gritty.
It's a little more dark than you're gonna like.
It's a little more less chick flick than you're gonna like.
- Okay.
- Also watch.
- But I think it's a good bridge between--
- I mean, did she ever fucking limbs?

(01:45:35):
- Yes.
- All right, then I'll watch it.
- All right.
- What the fuck, I'm not watching the other one,
you weirdo.
I remember you trying to talk me into watching out
and you were like, well they could have like,
relics and her arms.
- I thought, but I'm not watching that.
- Well, it's just an interesting aspect of it.
- No.
- Okay.
- No, I don't like to mix that.
- Okay, all right.
Well anyway.
- But I'll watch this.

(01:45:55):
- Yeah, this is great.
- I'll slap and I'll deal with.
- Yeah, it's not over the top.
- Remember the Cole Kimmon got slapped in,
what was that show on HBO?
And her husband was abused?
- Oh yeah, a little lie,
their little lies or whatever.
- Yes.
- Yeah, that was a good show.
- Great soundtrack too.
That had good music in there.
Anyways.

(01:46:15):
- Yeah, it's like a handle that.
- It's gonna be a lot more 80s, a little more gritty,
a lot of little darker than 50 shades of gray,
but it's in that ballpark.
- Okay.
- It doesn't have like a fucking happy fucking ending
or no shit.
- Okay, that's fine.
- So as long as you're ready for all that.
- That's how all of the 80s hornies is.

(01:46:36):
It's like there's always a moral lesson for the women.
I was like, okay, here we go.
Well, anyways.
- Tell us how we're supposed to be mothers.
- It's a great fucking movie.
I was floored.
I was like,
- So you missed one of the great ones.
- What?
- Exit to Eden.
- Oh my God, Rosie O'Donnell, no fucking thanks.
Talk about limp dick territory.

(01:46:56):
- It's not off with that show.
- It's from Rosie O'Donnell.
She's the funny part in there.
- Oh, I don't like Rosie O'Donnell.
Call me Donald Trump,
but I don't think she's funny.
I don't like her.
I don't like her.
- I love her.
- Never did.
- You're terrible.
- Sorry.
- Disgusting.
Anyways.
- I just never liked her.
I don't know.
- Well.
- Spike is Howard Stern in Liker,
and I grew up listening to Howard Stern in Liker.

(01:47:17):
- She's a lovely human.
She adopts a ton of children.
She's lovely.
- That's beautiful.
- I could be wrong, as I say.
- You're wrong.
Let's see who the fucking people you like.
Name your list again that you said at the beginning
of the hour.
- Donald Trump.
(laughing)
- Ronald Joe Rogan.
- God.
- You have a terrible sense of fucking people.

(01:47:38):
- Well, maybe.
So, so fuck off.
Rosie's great.
And by the way, she's not the reason it's hot.
- Dan Acroid.
Oh yeah, I'm all ready to fuck her.
Watch these two fucks.
- You're talking for an hour about two shows
that had barely any sex in it.
And then a one that a lady gets her arms and legs
fucking cut off.
- Yeah, that's fair.

(01:47:58):
That's fair.
- Give me a break.
- Okay, exit to Eden.
Was there sex in it?
- Yes, but it was like kinky weird.
And it had that great, it had my favorite.
His name was Phil Redro.
He had like a big thick booty.
(laughing)
- He did, okay.
- He was in strictly ballroom.
For anybody that watched any of those movies,

(01:48:18):
he was strictly ballroom.
So, he's very handsome.
He's Australian.
Yet that great 90s haircut that like kind of hit.
Just at the cheekbone.
And he was like super into rollerblading,
which was so weird.
- Why are those fat cakes?
- Yeah.
Building up them cakes with his blades.
- I don't remember being sex in that movie though.

(01:48:40):
- It was, they went to a island for BDSM to learn BDSM.
He was very into spanking, but he didn't know how to like,
you know, you gotta think about the 90s.
There wasn't like internet.
So people didn't know how to access this stuff.
It wasn't as widely available.

(01:49:02):
It wasn't as talked about.
This was super taboo.
- Okay.
- And then they go to this island that's like,
what is that called?
Like fantasy, like fantasy island.
Do you remember that movie in the 80s or that show in the 80s?
- No.
- It's like the plane, the plane.
- No.
- You didn't ever watch that?
- Never seen it.
- You're in a boat.
You go into this island off this boat.

(01:49:24):
And then they have like some people that go on there
that you can be a worker, which then you're getting spanked
and all that stuff.
- Oh.
- But then you got the people, like the rich people
that come on and they are the dominator.
- They're the matrix people.
And they're the ones that get in there.
- Is that Rosie O'Donnell?
Is that she dominator?
- Yeah, but she's a cop.
She's a cop that's like, they're trying to find--
- Oh, that's like Dan Aquedon, her or the cop?

(01:49:44):
- They're cops and he goes in and--
- They're like kind of the comedy relief for the show.
- Yes.
- Okay, that's fair.
I don't remember.
I was so long ago that I watched it.
All I remember was Rosie O'Donnell in like,
letters and I was like, I don't know.
- She looked great, by the way.
Quit fucking shooting on her.
- Oh, she was fucking hot in her letters.
- I just don't find her attractive.
She also looked like this is before she came out, she was gay.

(01:50:12):
- Oh.
- So I think that you probably don't like her,
because she's a very masculine way about her.
But in this movie, she was not gay.
It was great.
It's a great movie.
- Okay, all right.
I don't have to rewatch it with that lens.
- Yeah.
- I don't have to rewatch it.
Well, you're with-- I mean, that was the 80s, right?
- No, it was like the 94.
- Oh, okay.
- 94.
- Okay.
All right.
- And we're gonna have room for Blaming Helena

(01:50:34):
or whatever the fuck--
- Boxing Helena.
- Boxing Helena.
- It's just a good movie, is all.
- My--
- What else did I miss?
- I don't know.
Lots of them, but they were all like in the 2000s I didn't know.
- Yeah.
- I didn't have the right day.
- Well, if you look up the sexiest 80s, 90s movies,
I've seen damn near all of them.

(01:50:54):
- Okay.
- And that was how I drop them.
- I agree.
I think that you did a great job.
I apologize that I didn't have your favorite movie on there.
(laughs)
Oh, you know what else I--
That you liked that didn't--
I didn't think about--
- Huh.
- It didn't show up on any of the things that we're talking.
Blaming on Rio, that has a sexual element to it.
- It does, but like that was kind of a problem.
- Blaming on Rio is a very--

(01:51:15):
That's a--
You had to watch that in the 90s.
'Cause in a 20/25 lens, that's a very odd movie.
- Yeah, it's a little creepy.
- It's just as--
- Probably as wrong as Crash and Boxing Helena.
- Maybe a little more.
Like he's fucking his best friend's daughter.
- Yeah, it's pretty--

(01:51:37):
- You know, it's pretty her--
- Yeah, that's why it doesn't show up on any of the lists.
- And nobody's like super upset about it.
Like they're just like--
- Boys will be boys.
- Yeah, exactly.
Like, listen, little slut.
Stop trying to fuck the old guy.
- You little tramp?
- Yes, it's very--
I don't know.
Everybody's way more okay with what's happening

(01:51:59):
than what would ever be okay.
It's wild.
It's a wild ride.
But when you're watching it,
at, you know,
12 or whatever the fuck I was watching that she'd ask.
Like, it's just horny.
So it has a place in my heart,
but it has a place in my heart because of that.
I can't help it.

(01:52:20):
- Okay.
Well, okay, so in conclusion,
the ones I would recommend for you,
nine and a half weeks,
and the Love Cheat and Steel movie,
I think is pretty cool,
with John Lyskow and Shelley.
Or maybe the dream lover with Shelley and James Spader,
if you haven't seen that.
- I'll watch that one.
- Like those might be some winners for you.

(01:52:41):
- Okay.
- Okay, all right, that's all I got.
- That'll be our Christmas playlist.
- A horny Christmas.
- A horny Christmas.
- Do you want to play you?
- Yes.
- Okay done.
Or like, we could do it after Thanksgiving.
Do like a horny Thanksgiving weekend.
- Mm-hmm.
- It'll be so fun.
- I'll bring this stuff up.
(laughing)
- I don't know.
Okay.
- I'm running out of clever shit to say.

(01:53:03):
- Okay, that's all I got.
- Okay.
- All right.
- No, you'll bring the gravy.
- I'll bring the gravy.
I'll bring the drumstick.
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