Bryan does some headlines

Tez is on assignment so Bryan steps in to deliver the news! The war in Iran is stuck, Trump has no plans. Trump goes to China to try to sell them soybeans they don't want, the south bans black voters, again, and the economy is in huge trouble with rising inflation and no relief in sight. So naturally, we make fun of it all.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen this time. Nobody listens to this show. Listen it's me.
Maybe I don't listen anymore. Just waits, make the clips.
Brian has to listen to it, and then I have
to go back and take the clips that he sent
me and try to post them.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Absolutely there I go.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
The whole audience, the mind.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It is nine thirty on a Thursday night, and you
were tuned into Belwigh Radio and beyond, which can mean
one and only thing. If this is chip Chad, welcome
to Chat everybody. I'm Chip.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Oh are you chet?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
You just toald him buddy? Hey, uh yeah, Tes isn't here.
We we sent him on assignment. He's he's busy. We
we sent him to research the thing with the guy
that we were looking up about the stuff. So so
Brian's here.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Hey, Brian, Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
It's an all white show tonight. That's very funny. Yeah
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And it's is this special because we are still raising
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Is that cimeters or yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, it's metric. No, this is America. God damn it.
How fuck is it? Kilegram chair, it's not friend lose. No,
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(02:56):
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we don't have we make what we lack in an
international status. We make up for an international ridicule. Yeah,

(03:19):
so it'll be fine, It's fine whatever okay, speaking of
international ridicule, this week Trump goes to China. He's there now,
I think, and inflation is up, babies are down, and
voting is all around all around, except for black folks's
vote anymore in some states. Some states are still allowed

(03:43):
to vote. Some states you're allowed to vote and not
have it count, which is cool, I guess.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah, said again in some former fashion, in some form.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Of fashion, Well, they let you go through the exercise
of voting for somebody that can't win, so you get
to feel like you tried and lost. Yeah. We'll also
have some international news. We've got a new segment called
Farmer gets a Whooping, so like Farmer gets a wife,
except he gets a whooping. And of course there will
be the headlines. So that's that's what you have to

(04:19):
look for. And there's some few other things scattered in there.
I don't know. I don't even know who writes this stuff.
I just show up and read it.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Are you sure it's not the chat chip chat et
chat yeah, chip Chat PT.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah. Yeah, Well that's funny, right, because it's Chat GPT
where chip Chat GPT. Right, we should get our own
brand of AI. You know, I don't want to have
anything to do with the robot. But one of the
things that might be funny is to ask it to
write a set of jokes in the style of the

(04:57):
extremely popular radio show chip Chat. So I'm going to
try that and see what it does. We already read
its description of this show online. Yes, it was extremely accurate.
So yeah, I think during the break, I'll ask it
to write me a series of jokes in the style

(05:19):
of and we'll see. We'll see how that goes. Brian,
do you have a word to do our thing with.
It's hard to come up with work.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Actually, yeah, I do have work. I do have a work.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Okay, let me see. Yeah, well I thought, okay, I've
got a word. It's relevant. It's been going on, so yeah,
all right, so sit back, grab some it's traffic time.

(05:55):
You're listening to the best show, the only show, chip
Chat on Beltway Radio and Beyond sweeps. All right, welcome

(06:33):
back to chip Chat here on Beltway Radio and Beyond.
I'm your chip with me tonight is Brian say hi
to the people. Brian, there you go. So now it's
time for the headlines. Now here's the thing about the headlines.
Normally this is where we tell you about the news
in headline form. And TES has never read any of

(06:55):
these things because that would imply paying attention to the
show before the moment it starts. And since he's not here,
we also embargoed Brian from reading any of these things,
so he is also going to read them blind for
the first time.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, lined like daredebil, Yes exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Do not let him pilot an aircraft, but we are
about to let other people about as capable pilot various
other things. So yeah, do you want to just do it?
Let's do it, all right, let's do it. Go ahead, Brian.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
During a meeting about let's say, using powdered grasshoppers secure vertigo,
doctor Oz explained that women of the United States were
under babied, setting a record for the weirdest way to
say the dumbest things.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
That's true. Immediately afterwards, RFK Junior smash that record like
he smashes road kill burgers by explaining that they're there
was a big problem with teen sperm counts.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
God Okay.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Following that comment, the FBI immediately grabbed his devices and
began redacting all.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Of his search history.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's right, because that's not a thing that a grown
ass man should be talking about. Nope. And Trump didn't
react to any of this despite being in the room,
because like Milania had a family function, Trump had fallen
asleep at eleven thirty am.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Hey, senior, naptime.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
All of that, that's true. We didn't make up any
of that was this was this is not our writers.
This was just thing that happened.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Things that happened. Yes, things happened.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
And the other place that happened in Tennessee held a
vote to eliminate black voting, and state Reped Justin Jones
burned a Confederate flag in protest. The fire was extinguished
and Jones was punished because to legally use fire in
a protest in Tennessee, it has to be a cross

(09:06):
and a black person's lawn.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
That's correct. Yes. At a news conference, Trump called a
reporter a dumb person because, like many smart person he
had forgot the word dummy.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
But also this week, dum Trump had his motorcade drive
out onto the surface of the reflecting pool he is
having painted get, damaging the bottom and causing new cracks.
After they had to just have it, excuse me, after
they had been filled. The new cracks will be filled

(09:43):
with whatever they have been painting Trump's hands with res
with recently.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
That's true. I don't know if you've seen that, but
it's caked on there. Pretty good, very smart. Well, they
don't have to use very much of it. On Tuesday night,
the nurses who you usually keep Trump away from his
phone took a break and he posted fifty five times
in the space of three hours, all the way until

(10:10):
about one point thirty am the next day. Experts are
calling that batshit crazy. That's a technical term.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Well, Trump's drinking buddy Cashpateel testified in a sending hearing Tuesday,
and a heated exchange accusing the Democrat centers of watering
down his drink.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
He's sitting at the table. He's like, what is this.
There's hardly any alcohol in there. And they're like, Director Patel,
this is just the water that we provide, you know,
for the people in the hearings, And he's like, there's
not enough alcohol in this water. Yeah. He accused Maryland
Senator Chris van Holland of drinking margaritas with terrorists in

(10:59):
el South door.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, it's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I highly recommend you go watch that YouTube. All right.
Mother's Day was last weekend, with many Americans celebrating their
moms by disappointing them with thoughtless cards and even more
useless gifts when most moms just wanted a nap.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
This one is going to real talk uncensored. With spirit
airlines gone, the comedians around the country have been struggling
to find a new punching bag for their jokes. But
don't worry, there's always Rand Paul.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
He's everybody's favorite punching bag. Graduation ceremonies are kicking off
all over the place, with many students suddenly finding out
that a degree in science, public health, education, or math
can now land them in a Trump regime concentration camp.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And I just left one today, so.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
It be one of the concentration camps.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh no, no, a graduation.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, you're the reason it took me two hours to
get across the mall because they were doing GW's graduation
down there. Oh yeah, idiots.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Well, speaking of more graduations, graduates are is a problem
moment for many people. In the lives of these students.
You can see them all walking around in a little prouder.
The parents, the teachers and the student loan officers.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
That's right, pay up. And finally, in sports, our beloved
Washington Wizards or Bullets or whatever the hell they're going
by these days have the first pick in the NBA Draft,
and let's hope they just don't qual me brown this one.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
You remember that, you can't forget that the man still
hasn't found Italian dressing.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
That's so funny. Okay, we also did pick John Wall once,
but he didn't pay it out that great either. But yeah, well.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
I feel I feel like right now with the pick,
everyone's again the media would like the Wizards to get
or pretty much is pushing to get, you know, the
guy from b YU and seeing his spatial expressions of
how he's like, okay, row to.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Stay at home because has a.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Second pick, so nobody wants to come here, I think, yeah, well,
maybe we'll pick a cam boozer. Why not? Why too?
It's it's ridiculous, it's it's so bad, Like I don't know,
I can't. I don't want to venture a guest on

(13:59):
like who I want to pick for the first round
because I couldn't tell you who's currently on the team
and whether it would make sense to build around a
draft pick or what position to even focus on. There's
no there's no future.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
You know, in modern day basketball, it's either a ford
or a guard. Yeah, I understand that if we're down,
we're if we if we you know, technically I think
on a team, roster is like twelve twelve guys, twelve
to thirteen guys. Yeah, so we have only four guards.
We need least you know, maybe another the draft.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
But I know that there are now only two positions
in basketball. But that's also like we need a three
point shooter, okay, yes.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Because pretty much all of them can try to shoot
three pointers?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, try to.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yes, if you have a if a guy who's six'
ten looking, off you, know he should be in the,
paint but he's actually you, know by the three point,
line he's shooting threes and in.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Bricks, yeah he's your.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Guy the, Draft, yeah well. Draft Two michigan guys in
the draft THAT i think are are are, great but
they're obviously not pro ready, necessarily which would Be Morris
johnson and uh And yax of, course but Like mara
is possibly, available you, know he don't pick A michigan.

(15:28):
Guy don't do that to. Me don't don't do the
thing That weber And howard were to me Where i'm, like,
OH i have this chance to root for my Got,
no don't do that to. Me they're they're gonna. Fail
they're gonna come here and, fail and then they're gonna.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Go they'll come here and, fail then they get traded,
out or then they'll be, fine aspire and they will
thrive somewhere.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Else that's that is the natural order of things in this. Universe,
yes you.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Can that's the that's the magical power of The. Wizards
they can help like player do well.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Elsewhere, yes it's it's The Brad johnson. Effect, yes that's.
Right this is mixing. Sports, okay, great those are the
headlines and us whining about our shitty basketball. Team uh
what do you think of the? Headlines? Brian pretty? Good
it was?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Fair, yeah pretty?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Bad fair way to? Help? Uh all, right you want.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
To take a, Break, sure want to take a.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Break all, Right.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
We're gonna take a. Break we'll be right. Back you
only think To tipcat On Beltway radio and beyond No.

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Speaker 4 (19:16):
Right welcome back to Chip jet here On Beltwegh radio and.
Beyond i'm Youros chip with me. Tonight filling in for
tes Is Brian Oh, hey guess what what we have
To we have an update to one of our stories
that we're about to talk. About, yeah so now we've
come to the part show where we're gonna do Uh

(19:38):
iran war, updates because that's a thing that we still
have to do every week because the war is still,
happening Despite trump trying to say that there isn't a,
war that it's a mini war or an excursion or
a skirmt whatever he's on to these. Days you, know
there's This War Powers, act, Right So vietnam that was

(20:00):
a bad. War it seemed to meander, forever didn't really
have any. Conclusion there was no how do we define
victory or? Defeat and it wasn't really like it was
an unpopular. War it had been authorized By, congress the
use of force had been, authorized but there was just
we were, losing, right and So congress was, like we

(20:21):
got to get out of, this and they cut funding
to the war and that ended. It and then immediately
afterwards they passed this law called The War Powers, resolution
which requires The president to come To congress within sixty
days of initiating any kind of military, conduct whether it's
a defensive, offensive justified or otherwise within sixty, days they

(20:45):
got to go get an authorization for use of. Force
there isn't any teeth to. That there's no follow, up,
Right it's not like this has to happen or, else
and kind of Requires congress to do something to make
it be. Enforced and if they do pass, Anything trump

(21:06):
could of course veto. It but here's the. Story. Okay
earlier this, week The senate rejected another attempt By democrats
to Limit President trump's ability to use military force Against.
Iran that was. Yesterday On, wednesday One republican senator voted
in favor of advancing the. Measure do you want to

(21:27):
guess who it? Was is it a New republican, senator
New Republican?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Center is It Ran Paul?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Well rand loves voting on this. Issue so, yes this
is one of the few times that we are going
to say we agree With Rand. Paul. Rand paul is
really into this idea That congress The constitution, exists and
so he doesn't like the president doing things that belonged To.

(22:02):
Congress But susan cons And Lisa murkowski joined him as
well to vote for. This but of Course, fetterman who
seems to be a. TURNCOAT i don't know what his.
Deal oh, lord what an, Image, brian thanks this. Guy
whatever his deal is that he comes to work in

(22:23):
The senate in a hoodie and voted for the. War
so he's, like, yeah we're going to keep that. Up,
well here's the. Update right, today The house failed to
advance a resolution that required The trump administration to end
the war In, iran the first time it is considered
such a measure since the lapsing of a legal deadline

(22:47):
for the lawmakers to authorize the, conflict meaning since the
sixty day cut. Off the measure failed after a dramatic
tie vote of two twelve to two, twelve with Three
republicans joining nearly All. Democrats The senate On wednesday rejected
a similar, initiative which is what we just talked. About
Representative Jared golden Of, maine the Lone democrat to vote,

(23:07):
no indicated in a statement that he would support a
forthcoming clean did to halt the. War so when they
vote on it, again he's going to. SWITCH i guess
he wanted to vote no once and then he's going
to vote yes to end the. War the measure that
Failed thursday was proposed early in the war by a
faction of Pro Israel, Democrats golden among, them as a
compromise intended to win Some republican. Backing it would have

(23:30):
given The trump administration thirty days thirty more days to
seek lawmakers explicit authorization to prolong the, conflict and you,
know sure give. Them. So in explaining his, Vote golden
argued that those terms are no longer relevant because hostilities
have already gone on longer than The War Powers act.
Permits so we are now and in this place where

(23:53):
it looks like there is some momentum building In. Congress
it'll be a slim vote if it had happens to
vote against this. Conflict what that means hard to call
because they can't like Force trump to do. Anything they

(24:15):
can vote all they want and say we don't authorize this.
War And trump's gonna be, like, well fuck, YOU i don't.
Care he's just gonna be, Like i'm ordering the troops
to do stuff and they can't disobey. That they can
cut off the, funding but he can veto. That and
if we heard this, Week hagceth came back To congress and, said,

(24:39):
actually the cost of the war has gone up by
five billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
One randomly huh did he like randomly stated, this like you,
know it's, like let's concrease at five.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Million so he had he had testified that the cost
of the war was twenty five billion dollars so, far
and then a week later The, pentagon under some other,
hearings The chairman of The Joint chiefs was, like, actually
it's thirty. Billion we missed by five, billion you, KNOW i,

(25:14):
mean take it or leave. It what's five billion dollars amongst? Friends?
Right of, course five billion dollars would be twenty. Percent
imagine if every bid you, made every guess you, made
was off by twenty. Percent that's a. Lot that's that's
a big.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Miss that's a huge.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Miss we're, like, oh, yeah that guy's batting average is five.
Hundred wait What oh, No i'm sorry it's three. Hundred oh,
Okay so he's a good. Hitter he's just not the
best hitter of all. Time got. It like that's a big.
Difference you can't you can't miss by that. Much so

(25:52):
that's that's the. Deal but, again If congress votes against the,
war If congress votes to cut off the, Funding trump
has been doing this, like irrespective Of congress's, wishes an
irrespective Of congress's. Authorization, ANYWAY i don't think that there's
any chance that that actually changes the behavior of this.

(26:14):
Administration but we shall, see because it would demonstrate a
frayme amongst THE maga. Caucus, right so stay tuned to next,
week and now you have a reason to listen next.
Week but we're off next. Week now you have a
reason to listen in two. Weeks there you, go two.

(26:36):
Weeks look at that teaser. Foreshadowy all, right, Now, brian
you know some things about medical, stuff, Right, okay what
would you describe if somebody says something is on life
support or a person is on life? Support what does that?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Mean pretty much they're on the brink of death the,
yeah on.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
The, cusp on the, cusp on the. Bubble. Yes Uh,
so how would you feel about a ceasefire being described
as on life?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Support that's?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Bad, yeah THE usc fire with iron is quote unbelievably
weak and on massive life, support Said.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Trump what massive life support? MEANS i don't. KNOW i
don't know that life support is quantifiable as. Massive this
guy's so. WEIRD i don't understand why he talks like
this what is massive life? Support?

Speaker 6 (27:44):
IT i mean for him to say there is a
ceasefire even though he's still. Fighting yeah again the ceasefire name,
only all, Right so AGAIN i do not understand any
of this to where we need to be over, there

(28:06):
our troops be needing to be over. There everything was,
fine it was all, good and then he he muddles us.
Up and again you, know if this is how his
quote unquo art of the deal to make things better
for us does?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
It it needs a. Rewrite so, well we're watching.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Him fail it part of the deal in real time
because he's if you think about, it, Right let's let's
hit the timeline on this very. Briefly When obama left,
office there was an agreement in place With. Iran it's
called THE. Jcpoa that's The Joint cooperative Whatever agreement whatever

(28:49):
spells OUT. Jcpoa, okay that's The Iran Nuclear deal As
americans call. It and it had all of these these
rules about How iran had to limit their nuclear activity and,
stuff and had all these provisions to automatically punish them
if they somehow violated the terms of that. Deal and
it was. Working, yeah and there was nobody outside Of

(29:14):
Fox news that was, like, hey This iran deal is.
Bullshit everybody was, like, oh this is, good this is.
Working and Then trump gets elected and he's, like this
thing sucks and he tears it up and he does
significant damage by doing. That Number, one he obliterated the

(29:36):
actual deal that Had iran not developing a nuclear. Weapon
so they were, like, well fuck, it these guys don't
hold up their end of the. Deal we're just going
to go as fast as we can to get a
bomb and dare them to stop. Us that's one thing that.
Happened the other thing that happened is the entire rest
of the world just, went, Oh, americans deals mean. Nothing

(30:00):
it doesn't matter who's, president it doesn't matter what. Promise
if An american shakes your hand and says this is
this is, good we, agree don't trust. It it's all
it's all. Fake so we damaged our ability to manage
that going. Forward and then then when he came back into,
office he further destabilized the situation by, oh, Yeah i'm.

(30:26):
Sorry and then he killed one of their leaders cost Some.
Sulamani he killed one of their leaders and then looked
around and is, like where's my, medal and everybody's, like,
hey you, idiot you don't get a medal for. That
that's a war. Crime and also that doesn't help the.
Situation now they were already like. Distrustful now they're just
pissed off and. Distrustful they're going to race to a

(30:48):
bomb even faster if they. Can so then he's. Out
then he comes back and immediately within a year of taking,
office he's, like fuck, it we're gonna Bomb. Iran and
and they Bombed iran to quote obliterate their nuclear stuff
and we don't. Know, yeah, well we're, like all, right

(31:10):
at least that's, over but it wasn't. Over then he's,
Like i'm not even gonna tell our, allies but The
israelis are going to Bomb. IRAN i want to go Bombed.
Ron we're gonna all do this, together. Bam and all
the Golf arabs were, like oh. Fuck and then they
look up and they've got, incoming and then they all
are like, shit they're shooting back at the incoming and

(31:33):
there and now now he's managed to destabilize that even
further because now those allies are sitting over there going,
Oh american security guarantees are, worthless and allies around the
World taiwan are, going, Oh american security guarantees are, worthless

(31:55):
and that's. Bad that's a bad. Deal so Then trump's
in this weird thing where like you can't blockade, us
we blockade, you and that's where we're. Stuck but they're
still exchanging. Fire make no, mistake these blockades aren't peaceful
flag waving operations. Here our ships are out there, interdicting,

(32:20):
boarding and attacking their, stuff including a few instances where
our aircraft shot the rudders out of it some of
their their, ships and then our guys boarded it and
like took all their. Shit The iranians are shooting at our.
Ships and if there's anything anybody knows is that don't

(32:42):
touch the. Boats. Right america is real touchy about like
they fucked with our. Boats. Man it's, like we'll do
a lot of, stuff, Right we'll tolerate a lot of,
stuff but you fuck with our, boats that is? It
it Ask. Japan so now that's gonna get. Worse and

(33:02):
so there's supposedly this ceasefire in, place but who knows
what's going on with? That So trump sends another like
ceasefire plan or suggestion of a, plan concepts of a. Plant,
yeah tweet all branch olive. Branch that's, interesting close to a.

(33:22):
Vegetable you, know he doesn't know what He he tweets a, like, hey,
guys want to do a, ceasefire and like whoever's in
charge In, iran which nobody actually, knows sends them back
this list of things of, like, okay, cool here's our
list of. Demands and the list of demands is, like

(33:43):
we're gonna keep enriching, uranium you need to stop your.
Blockade we want double the money for the oil or,
whatever and you need to Get israel to stop Bombing.
Lebanon and it's like this list of stuff that is
just absolutely not gonna. Happen So trump, called let's, see
what did you call? It a piece of? Garbage says totally, unacceptable,

(34:05):
stupid and a piece of. Garbage he ain't going in
any detail about what it was or why it was.
Garbage he, said, QUOTE i would call the ceasefire the.
Weakest right, now after reading that piece of garbage they sent,
Us trump told reporters At Chopper talk he was yelling
outside of his. HELICOPTER i didn't even finish reading. It,

(34:27):
now let's stop right. There it was one whole, page
and that is that is more reading Than trump has
done in a. Week the ceasefire is on massive life
support where the doctor walks in and, says, sir your
loved one has approximately one percent chance of. Living that's

(34:48):
the weirdest. Way, WELL i swear to.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
GO i really think he's, like he thinks he's On
Greg's anatomy for some weird, reason you, know in.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
The world of. Television so that's possibly he thinks this
is an episode OF E.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
R or, YEAH i mean it's it's one is an,
easy bad script for him to. Read, Yeah AND i
just feel, like, again this is a guy who is
not taking this job. Seriously he has never taken this job.
Seriously AND i think and and again where we've had

(35:30):
these this you, know discussions before.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
WHERE i feel like.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
His end game has always been what what will benefit
him and and in and end and like this scenario
has never benefited. Him and he's, trying he's forcefully trying
to ben make this benefit him and it can't because
His iranians are not down with. This it's because.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
Well it's also themself self inflicted, wound, right because he's
damaged the economy and he's pissed everybody off with the gas,
prices and it's clear that he doesn't have a plan
to get through this at, all which he.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Addressed i'll go. On he went on to, say, quote
they Think i'll get tired of this Or i'll get.
Bored that's. True, frankly this is, again this is the
weirdest possible way to say. This, frankly their leaders have
been killed at the first, level second, level and half

(36:29):
of the third. Level then they come back and want
to negotiate and they give us a stupid. Proposal nobody
would take. IT i don't know what what half of
the third level. Is and, frankly their leaders have been
killed at the first. Level that is not a way
that humans. Talk so the writings are, like what are
you talking? About this is a, reasonable you know, plan,

(36:53):
Right and so then everybody's, like, hey, man are you
do you care that these gas prices are a affecting people's?
Lives and he, goes, NO i don't care about americans
financial situations at. All and what he meant to, say
what he's trying to say is, Like i'm focused on
what makes the best deal for strategic, purposes And i'm

(37:14):
not letting the polls or the gas prices make my
decisions for. Me but that's not what he. Said what
he said WAS i don't care about americans financial. Situations
and then he goes on a lot of people, said,
well does he have a? Plan, yes the best plan.
Ever trump said On, monday it's a very simple, plan
and ron cannot have a nuclear weapon and they. Won't,

(37:36):
okay great, plan, buddy we had, That we already had.
That you undid. THAT i don't know how that's a.
Plan it's very. POSSIBLE i had to deal with them
four or five. Times trump, said they changed their. Mind
they're very dishonorable people of the. Leadership. BUDDY i, Mean

(38:00):
i'm not SAYING i trust The. Iranians let's. Not let's
not say, that, like, oh, well they're clearly the good
guys here And trump's the. Idiot they're both bad. Guys
The iranians are. Untrustworthy they're lying about. Everything but what
they're not lying, about and what we know is they
have actually been more effective at damaging our stuff and

(38:23):
the stuff in The Gulf states than we have led
on also our amount of damage on their shit is
substantially less than we have been led to believe by this,
administration because the satellite imagery doesn't. Lie and So trump's, like,
oh we blew out all this, Stuff we destroyed all these,

(38:45):
things and then like two days, later here's a satellite
photo of, actually, no you can, see oh you hit
like one little corner of this whole factory or. Whatever
but everything else seems to be. Fine So i'm, Again
i'm not saying The iranians are, honest but in this

(39:05):
case they kind of have the benefit of truth on their,
side and all they got to do is show the
reality of. It and so far that reality that they
have showed has been corroborated by legitimate, sources and it
kind of Makes trump look like he's fucking lying about this.
Too SO i, MEAN i mean it. WAS i, mean.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
There's always has to be two sides, too in this
case a war, story and and we've in a week
in a very weird, way this is has apparently has
that same mirror image of how. Vietnaminates you, know we
went in there with, again coming out of A korean,

(39:52):
war going to another another, one and again this is
all for the face of again at the time was
about communism things of that, nature really not having a,
plan And nixon never had a plan for. That it
was it was, like, oh we got to end this.
Communism it's happening In. Vietnam it's, like, okay why we're Going, Well.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Johnson had no plan and he kept escalating, things and
Then nixon took over and he's, Like i'm just going
to escalate it more.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Or make it set of ending. It and even though
a lot of a lot of his advisors were telling, me,
hey we need to end, this we need to get
out of.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
There.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Yeah so, here here's the thing that's different here is
we have yet to hear any, advisors you, know stated
the fact they need to get out of this, because mind, you,
one some of these advisors are getting their own getting
into trouble on their own on other. Ship so and,

(40:48):
secondly it's like we all know full, well like The
Republican congress And, senate they just.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
They feel like want to bow.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Down it is fool to keep fighting for somebody that
you know full well has has hurt, us like you, said,
economically and and it just does not benefit us at. All,
no you cannot talk to any surprise. Enough talk to
ANY maga votery even they are pissed off about this

(41:19):
was because it's like this doesn't help, Us they'll.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
See and the question really gets down To congress about
are they more afraid Of? Trump are they more afraid
of LOSING uh In november because Of? Trump and AND
I i don't know how they square that because he you,
know he's threatened to basically primary anybody who challenges. Him,
okay well you could try, that but, like are you

(41:45):
if if the challenge is based ON i think the
war needs to end so gas prices will go back,
down which there's no guarantee that would, happen but if
they're certainly not going to go down with the straight still,
closed if that's what you're run, on And trump sends
somebody to primary, you and that guy's main message IS
i want to keep gas prices high by continuing the.

(42:08):
WAR i don't think he, wins you, know like that's
not a great position politically to. Take What i'm What
i'm waiting for is the leak from The pentagon Or
State department or somebody where it turns out that there
have been serious conversations about or there were maybe serious

(42:33):
conversations prior to the actions that said this is a
bad idea and that they ignored. It and you, know
sort of like The pentagon, papers like there's got to
be some sort of smoking gun here and we just
haven't seen it. YET i guarantee you it does eventually pop.
Up but how it pops, UP i don't. KNOW i,
mean here's one place where a good example of, it,

(42:56):
right a CONFIDENTIAL us intelligence and now as details How
china is exploiting the war In iran to maximize its
advantage over The United states across, military, economic, diplomatic and other,
fields said TWO us officials who have read that. Report
now that doesn't take brilliant analysis by people in THE

(43:19):
cia or whatever who have more information than we. Do
we're sitting here looking at this going. Okay china is
obviously seeing that THE us doesn't really have the ability
to protect its allies or its bases, overseas So taiwan
looks like a pretty easy. Choice japan And South korea
can shut the fuck up because The americans aren't going

(43:42):
to help them or can't help. Them so that's all The.
Philippines you can forget. It this argument over these islands
in The South China. Sea they're just gonna take. Them
and The philippines are, like, hey that's ours and we
have a security guarantee with The, americans and so you
better watch. Out and The chinese are gonna be, like
you see how The americans can't do shit for THE
uae Or bahrain Or. Qatar fuck that. Shit we're gonna

(44:05):
take your. Islands get the fuck out of. Here that's
what's gonna. Happen and that didn't TAKE i Didn't i'm not.
CIA i don't need like brilliant insider information to figure that.
OUT i knew. That. Okay that's that's one. Thing, economically
The chinese are looking at, us, going, hey these guys are,
like you, know making their own gas prices go if
we drive fucking evs over. Here these guys are, stupid.

(44:27):
Stupid chinese buy all their oil from The. Gulf we
get our own oil from at, home but because it's
a global, market we're paying those those high prices for
the oil that we're pumping right, here which is. Ridiculous
and The chinese are, like what stupid thing are The
americans doing instead of just nationalizing taking their own. Oil that's, stupid,

(44:48):
right so they notice that, again NOT, cia don't take you,
KNOW i didn't go to some advanced program to understand.
That all, right that's economic. Diplomatic our traditional, allies The,
english The, europeans they're, not they're The. Japanese they're all, like, no,

(45:08):
man we. Don't we don't want to have anything to
do with. This matter of, fact he can't even use our,
bases don't even overfly our. Territory we don't want anything
to do with. This this doesn't make sense. Us we
didn't want. This we still just need to keep the
like the oil flowing man and calm the fuck. Down
this isn't like rocket. Surgery. Here The chinese understand. THIS
i understand. This and now we've got. Reports the, assessment

(45:31):
the officials, said was produced this week For Chairman Dan Dan,
kane sorry of The. Joint he's the chairman Of. Joint
she's of staff and has raised alarm within The pentagon
about the geopolitical costs of the standoff With. Iran As
trump enters high stakes talk In china right, Now so

(45:52):
he went over there to talk To President chi about
god knows, what and EVERYBODY i want is, like, oh
this fucking guy is going to sell us out for
the hopes that The chinese buy a few soybeans or,
something and there's there's No this is, bad, dude this is.

(46:15):
Terrible officials talked about the, finding but it's not previously been,
reported and it was you, know snuck out, right it.
Leaked since THE us And israel initiated the war On
february twenty, Eighth china has sold weapons To Persian gulf
allies of THE us as they struggled to defend their
military bases and oil infrastructure From iranian missiles and drone.

(46:36):
Attacks so not only are they watching us fail to
protect our, allies but they're selling them, stuff, going, hey
you know Those, americans they left you. Hanging you want
to buy some of our? Stuff you know it, works
and we're not going to leave. You we're not running.
Out that would be a catastrophe if The chinese swoop

(47:00):
in and eat our lunch over something like.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
This and this is this is the art of the.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Deal it's exactly What i'm, Saying, like this is what
we're talking. About this is a known and obvious potential
outcome of doing what you're. Doing and according to this,
report it was already thought. About But trump doesn't read

(47:28):
and he doesn't, listen and nobody can tell him. Anything
so you, know any idiot would have come up with
this report and they're, like, yeah this seems like an obvious.
Risk don't do that. Shit and if they went through
him and be, like, sir we've got this. Problem i'm,
sorry THE cia came up to a BIG, cia TALL,

(47:48):
cia best LOOKING cia in the, world came up to,
him tears pouring down their STUPID cia, faces, crying and they, said, sir, sir,
sir we really think that you should not attack iron,
Sir AND i, Said we're gonna do. It we're gonna.
Blow it's gonna be the, biggest most, spectacular bigly tremendous
attack on a run you've ever. Seen and, LIKE i don't,

(48:13):
know help me out. Here what AM i trying to? Say?
How how how fucking dumb can this guy? Be?

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Again it's it's?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Again he he if if there was besides voting voting
a person into this, seat there has to be a
another proper evaluation to where the people can, Say, hey
is this guy really fit to be in this?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Seat is he really fit to be in his?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Office AND i knew that ten years ago he wasn't
as much as he and and and you, know during
the one key debate where you, know he everyone felt
like he won Over, hillary you, know be based off
of you, know statement about exposing tax cuts and things

(49:03):
of that. NATURE i felt, like it's, like, okay if
that was your one shining. Moment but the thing, is
it is like you're you want to emphasize the, fact
that's like who you want to have a who you
want to you, know answer the phone at three in the,
morning and it's, like, dude are you're sleeping at eleventh
eleven am in the?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Morning, well what is in the?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Morning fucking tweeting about conspiracy theories About?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Obama, yes and and things of that. Nature my.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Is everything since twenty, sixteen there has been no, plan no,
structure and no ending to have The american people understand what's,
what what will how this will all benefit?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Us, well it's robbery and that's what's, yes.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
That is it's it's it's a bugs bunny, robbery that's
what it.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Is because you have these two.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Guys he's this in, case one guy who thinks he's
got it all and all that stuff but pretty Much i'm.
NOT i, YEAH i ran his, bugs bunny right. Now
they are they, Are they are running circles around this,
dude and and and they're gonna keep doing it until
it fills. It even though He trump says he's, like,
OH i ain't gonna, Stop he's, like, no you will eventually,

(50:18):
stop because at some point in, Time congress will have
Democratic congress and A Democratic senate will have enough balls to, say,
hey we're stopping. This we're stopping, you and we're taking.
This we're going back, home and we're going to an.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Easy election to win by showing pictures of five year
olds being thrown in prison by. Ice and that was
the thing that scared the Be jesus out of you
that you had to Fire Christy nome and try to moderate.
That imagine how much easier it is to win an
election when the war that you're prosecuting has a like

(50:58):
ten percent approval rating and everybody out there can run
in the deepest red districts there are and SAY i
am running to end the war In, iran full. Stop that's.
It and if The republicans don't also run on that same,
line they're going to get absolutely. Demolished and even if that,

(51:25):
works and even if the war stops, tomorrow there's no
reason to think that the gas prices will go, down
that fertilizer will suddenly make it to the. Farmers there's
no reason to think That iran isn't going to still
work really hard and fast to get a. Bomb there's
no reason to think that the world order will go

(51:46):
back to the way it. Was the economy of the
world is already working on and has nearly completed its
effort to shift themselves around The United states in the
most fundamental way they can. Imagine we can't put it.
Back that's the. Thing it trust takes forever to.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
EARN i say, THIS i think we can't put it.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Back but not with, Him, no certainly not with. Him
but not only not with. Him the problem is that
his voters still. Exist so, like if The democrats sweep
everything and just absolutely become veto proof majorities in The
house And, senate which is not gonna. Happen but if that, did,
right and they ram through an end of the, war

(52:29):
cool and then they ram through anything, else the rest
of the world looks at that and, goes, yeah, yeah.
Yeah but The americans already like went through this, exercise
they add the, nutball they realize their, mistake they put
somebody back in and they did everything they could to fix,
it and then they let the nutball back in. Charge

(52:50):
who's to say they're not gonna do that, again and
everybody's just gonna not trust.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Us but, again who who else is out there to Replace?

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Trump look At oh SHIT DJ dj jd, Vance no.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Don't they don't. Try nobody trusts anyone After. Trump, NO
i know that there isn't a succession plan.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Exactly but the fundamental trumpest, mentality the idea That america is,
uh you, know fundamentally bad For it's it's, LIKE i
don't know what to call. It the reverse, racism, nonsense
all of that stuff that's all underlying everything That the,
anger the white anger is still. There the working class

(53:36):
white disenfranchisement or or you, know removal from their perch
above everybody else is still. There the boiling roiling fur
that led To trump is all still. There and the
rest of the world knows that doesn't matter who the

(53:57):
guy at the top, is The americans can no longer
be trusted to maintain a stable world. Order and that's
the fundamental problem That trump exposed and now we can't
put it. Back that's the trust. Thing we didn't get
to this place. Easily. Right first we win the, war
then we like set Up europe, again Rebuild. Europe we

(54:21):
Forgive japan for sneak ATTACKING us At Pearl, harbor and
then recreate their entire. Economy we create A World Trade,
organization the un THE, Unise we create all of these,
things international criminal courts and all of that. Stuff we
Export american rule of law And american do process concepts

(54:46):
to the world and create The american century after the,
war and it leads to incredible, prosperity incredible, growth incredible,
stability and the most peaceful time in human. History AND
i know people, say well there were a lot of
wars after. That, yeah, yeah but not in the percentage,

(55:09):
Scales like the amount of people who get killed in
conflict Post World war two is the fewest, number percentage,
wise in the entire history of human. Beings all of
that that Packs americana exists because of the things that
The american people did through their elected. Leaders and there

(55:32):
wasn't any question whether you voted for A democrat Or
republican whether they were going to like end THE un
or like pull out A nato or you, know it
wasn't Like nixon was running against the concept OF, nato, Right, Yeah,
so like and When reagan Beats, carter nobody, goes oh,

(55:57):
shit Well reagan's in. Charge now there goes The World Trade. Organization,
no they go all, right, well, yeah it is gonna
change some policy and, stuff but like Fundamentally america is
going to back the non communist. Countries and, then you,
Know carter was a, soft squishy, guy but he was
still plenty willing to play ball with right wing dictators

(56:19):
in other countries so long as they weren't. Communists you,
know like that all it was like a. Standard there
was a, bottom, right and Then trump comes he smashed.
That he was, like find a sub BASEMENT i can,
GET i can get worse. SPAM i don't want to
Say trump smashed that bottom because that would imply that
it was thirteen or, fourteen but he just like you

(56:41):
right underneath, it that's not a Better, sorry it's under. Babied.
Yeah so, yeah there you. Go that's The Iran war.
Updates OH i like. THAT i don't like this. Segment
take it, Away, yeah make it go. Away israel still Bombing,

(57:03):
lebanon by the, way that's not even like in the script,
here but that's part of that same war that there's
a quote unquote ceasfire going on In lebanon now and
it's like been three hundred people killed since, then including
a bunch of. Kids. Damn The israelis are, like, yeah,
well we're going After hesbla and Hesbel is like fuck,
man we're down to like throwing paper airplanes and. Shit
The israeli defense system now against the hesbelow drone. Attacks

(57:26):
do you want to know what it? Is what? Nets
they've just thrown? Up tall, nets think of like the
nets along the side of the foul line in. Baseball
that's what they've. Done they've put a big nets along
the border to catch the little like remote control airplane

(57:47):
drones That hesblas down to and but oh yeah it's.
Smart but then they're also responding with like f sixteens like,
yeah we caught you shooting fotto rockets at, us so
we're gonna blow up your fucking, Village like what wam m?

(58:10):
Cousins cool it all, Right, Kenya, kenya not for a
little while making it hard for, me just trying to
be like Regular jewish kid and get a pastrami on.
RYE i don't need all this. Headache you can try
not to kill anybody or fucking set up death panels For.
Palestinians they did that this week. Too that's. Great it's not.

(58:33):
Good the cousins are out of. Control we're gonna get
to that. Later but they got. It they got a.
Chill we all get them. Cousins these are them. Cousins
they gotta got. Chill, chill all, right speaking of, chill
you want to take a.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Break, okay BUT i don't think this this will be
a nice chilling.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Music, no what are you gonna do to?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Me you'll find.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Out, Oh i'm SURE i. Will all, right we're gonna
take a. Break we'll be. Here you're listening to chipchat
On Beltway. Radio and beyond just chill.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
PEOPLE i have no doubt in my mind that the
map's gonna.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
Pass if y'all can give us less than zero, seats
you would do. It y'all do this under the orders
of somebody that said The Civil Rights act was harmful
the white, people that it caused reverse. RACISM rfk said
that black children are overfilled on antidepressants and that they
need to be reparented on different, farms all of. Them

(59:32):
Pete headseeth constantly Brings Doug wilson to The pentagon.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
To give a prayer.

Speaker 12 (59:36):
Service Doug wilson is the same passive that said that
slave owners were on strong spiritual. GROUND i don't have
no belief in no morality on anybody that Followed Donald.
Trump if you wasn't with this, map you wouldn't be
underneath this, president you wouldn't be in your. Party you
would stand, up you would stand, against and you would

(59:57):
speak out about.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
It so as far as i'm if you hear as
one of.

Speaker 12 (01:00:02):
These Trump, republicans you already showed us who you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Are you showed us what you want to.

Speaker 12 (01:00:07):
Do AND i believe the country as a whole is
rebuking your.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Party y'all are in a death. Spile that's why y'all
have to. Redistrict that's why y'all have to.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
Cheat that's Why trump got to go To texas and
say he entitled the five more. Seats it's because y'all
know what y'all doing is. Abhorrent we letting our people.
Die Any rome based on false pretense THAT tausi gabtt
And joe can't say it ain't. Real y'all okay with all,
That So i'm positive y'all gonna be okay with THE.

(01:00:37):
Map but the beautiful thing is the children that y'all have,
made and the people that's younger than y'all don't support
none of this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Racism that y'all.

Speaker 12 (01:00:46):
Want The Maga party is the last breath of The,
confederacy And i'll be happy to see millennials in gen
C burry, y'all there will be no more of your.
Party the midterms gonna, come y'all gonna get wiped. Out
trump gonna get dragged out of The White, house And
i'm gonna love every second of, it because y'all loved
every second of the suffering that he calls to everybody

(01:01:08):
in this country and. Worldwide we starve In, cuba we Bomb,
nigeria we hold In zimbabwe And zambia hostage for the.
Minerals we don't want to give them a support the
pro lifeless that say all life is, special y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Letting kids die OF.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Aids what part of Your bible say that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Point out the?

Speaker 12 (01:01:36):
SCRIPTURE i think everybody would love to see, it and
we would love to see y'all in the. Midterms put
that guy in the, Radio.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Welcome back to jip. Chat I'm Chip bryan's. Here, hello
that's our new co. Host everything he said is.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Right, yeah he was like he was one of two.
GUYS i don't know if it was the same session
that they had this public hearing or, whatever but his
he was the first ONE i. Saw there was another
guy who kind of expanded on that as.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Well so but, yeah, yeah, so and it was kind
of relevant what we'll be discussing and talk about. Later
so we'll get. It let's get into.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
That we're about to talk about it. Now so, yeah
what what that gentleman so eloquently expressed is The south
is rising. Again we're seeing it live on, television on The,
twitter wherever you look. Here it is case in point number.
One These bama's over. Here speaking of, which The Supreme

(01:02:47):
courts conservative majority On monday Handed alabama officials a major
win in their effort to redraw the state's congressional map
in favor Of. Republicans in light of The court's decision
last month to weaken The Voting Rights, act we CAN
ha destroy The Voting Rights. Act monday's ruling could deliver
an additional seat to THE gop in the midterm. Elections

(01:03:09):
in an unsigned, opinion here you go the rocket. Docket
right back in rocket. Docket just today actually voted to
keep mif of pristone. Available so sometimes it works the right.
Way but in an unsigned, opinion The justice has vacated
a lower court's finding that a twenty twenty three redistricting
map had diluted the political power of the state's black.

(01:03:29):
Voters The monday order sent the case back to the
lower court for. Consideration under The supreme courts ideologically Split
april decision on The Voting Rights, act the majority did
not explain their. Reasoning so it was racist as. Fuck
in twenty twenty, three with like the same, court it's
the same, people haven't added any people or changed, anything

(01:03:52):
the same the same. Nine in twenty twenty, three you're, like, nah,
man that's. Racist now they're, like, yeah that's. Fine, okay
there's something that has to kind of be explained here
in case people aren't really like wise to. This but
when the courts ruled that it's okay to draw district

(01:04:15):
lines for political, reasons but not race. Reasons they did
something that, IS i, think on its, face, dishonest which
is pretend that race and political affiliation don't track in
The south and anywhere else in this country for that.
Matter but The Republican party as is currently, constituted and

(01:04:40):
don't give me this shit About lincoln's you, know Emancipation,
proclamation the Current Republican party, is on its, face openly
and proudly white. Supremacist they are against non white, voters
specifically black voters And latino, voters but they are against
non white voters having political. Power they are against anybody

(01:05:05):
who isn't white having any kind of authority in this.
Country so if you say that what we're doing is
Letting republicans Pick republican, districts what you're not, saying but are,
saying is we are disenfranchising black, Voters latino, voters non white.

(01:05:26):
Voters that's. It anybody who says, otherwise you can dismiss
them out of. Hand they're full of, shit and they
fucking know. It whether they're elected officials or, not they
fucking know. It there's there's no way that they are
honest when they, say, oh, no we're doing this for partisan,
reasons not race racial. Reasons they're the same fucking, thing. Guys,

(01:05:50):
okay this country has. One i'm not saying that The
democrats are good for non white. Voters they have fill
them at many, turns but they aren't explicitly white. Supremacist
The Republican party is explicitly white. Supremacists so they went

(01:06:15):
back to court and they Got alabama now is the
latest of the Former confederate states to get to redraw their.
Districts the ruling is the latest to Help republicans redraw
congressional maps in the wake of The high. Courts landmark
decision would set new standards for considering race Under section
two of The Voting Rights, act and it is the
apparent reversal from prior instances in which the court Found

(01:06:36):
alabama's maps to be unlawful the same. Court they didn't
get a new, justice didn't, change they didn't go from
being five to. Four it was that decision in twenty twenty,
three containing the same people that they have overturned themselves.
On and they did it because white people In louisiana

(01:06:57):
sued to say that they had been disenfranchised because they
didn't get to vote in a majority white district. Anymore
never mind the black voters had never been able to
vote in a district that represents them at, all because
that's exactly the. Point, okay we've got some quotes. Here let's,

(01:07:19):
see to my, horror the court today unsium unceremoniously discards
the District court's, meticulous documented and supported discriminaty discriminatory intent
finding and carefully careful remedial. Order, JEEZ i can't read
the court stuff without any sound basis for doing, so

(01:07:41):
and without regard for the confusion that will surely. Ensue,
also the intent thing is kind of. IMPORTANT i think
we've talked about that. Before but, earlier The court had
held many years ago that if a voting, law, change, redistricting,

(01:08:03):
whatever had the intent of had the outcome of disenfranchising black,
voters even if the intent wasn't to do, that that
that was discriminatory and therefore not. Allowed they removed. That they, said,
no as long as the intent is it's not expressly
about limiting black voter, access if that's the, outcome that

(01:08:29):
was a mistake or that was unintended, consequence we can't
hold them accountable for. That that was step one in
The alabama case in twenty twenty. Three what they found
was not only Did alabama have that outcome when they
redrew the, lines but they found all of these conversations
in which The republican state representatives and state senators had

(01:08:52):
explicitly discussed how can we remove these black. Districts it
was openly. Racist and they looked at that and they're, like,
yo that's, racist and that's even, like that's too racist
even for, us and It's. Alabama so they were, like Whoa.
Alabama that's, like we know You're, alabama but that's racist

(01:09:16):
even For. Alabama and they're, like, no you got to
put the districts. Back you gotta have two black. Districts that's.
It And alabama's, like all, right you got. Me and
now that same court looked at it and, goes you know,
what just because you were explicitly racist in your, reasoning
and just because you were explicitly trying to keep black
voters from being able to elect voters of their, choice

(01:09:37):
which is specifically what are representatives of their? Choice which
is specifically What section two The Voting Rights act prohibits.
Doing we'll just get rid of that. Section. Two then
you can go, ahead carry, on go back to what
you were, Doing Commence confederacy all over. Again it's not
in here About. Mississippi But Lane kiffin told everybody the,

(01:10:00):
truth which is a shocking. Thing but basically he said
that he had trouble recruiting At, ole miss because and
he didn't say it explicitly this, way but basically what
he said is black families didn't want to let their
kids move To, Oxford, mississippi to go play football because
they were afraid what could happen to, them which is
a legitimately serious thing to be worried.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
About Dam AND i believe one of THE espn commentators
mentioned the fact was, like why send your black kid
to any of.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
The southern state?

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Schools, well that's where this is probably going to have to.
GO i, mean the argument there was That Baton rouge
is a black city and so that those kids would
feel better playing AT lsu than they would In, oxford
which is white. Town but, yeah one of the levers
that could be pulled here is For Black america to

(01:10:54):
stop sending kids to go play college football in THE. Sec,
yeah and if you if you're considering going to play,
football at a or basketball at a school that is
in one of these states that have done this. THING
a very legitimate way to make a point would be

(01:11:17):
to go play for a school that's not in one
of those. States AND i, KNOW i don't, know we
that might really be where the where the seam? Is you,
know like can it be? Undone do you think people In, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana,

(01:11:38):
Mississippi tennessee care more about having their their college athletic
programs being successful on the field or on the court
than they do about disenfranchising black? Voters?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Uh, yeah Especially.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
ALABAMA i came down to it that The Crimson tide
and let's just Say auburn become uncompetitive mm hmmm because
black families won't let their kids go play ball at those.
Schools do you think that makes voters change their position

(01:12:21):
and redraw the.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Lines, yes if that is if that is their, troupe
if that is their kryptonite. Too you, know we Need
bama'm back on. Top we Need bama gets some top
tier players and you, know we need to get back
into that national. Stage they trust to, believe if you

(01:12:44):
get every known black kid who is elg you, know
who's you, know top, tier blue chip. Whatever then you,
know have, them you, know not accept any offers anywhere
from THE SEC sec school trust and, believe and Especially
bama they will be, crying whining and, say, no we

(01:13:05):
need to fix this all.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Right so now let's add to. This, Right let's Say
Kirby smart Is Kirby. Smart let's say he's that. Smart
he goes To atlanta and lobbies the State house to,
say we need to do everything we can to preserve
black voting rights in the state Of georgia and make
sure that they don't get, disenfranchised and make sure that

(01:13:27):
those districts still, exist and make sure that black voters
In georgia feel happy and confident that they can go
to the polls and get an outcome that they. Want
so now you Got georgia protecting black voting And alabama.
Not And alabama gets their ass handed to them every

(01:13:48):
year every. Year, yeah in that, game And Kirby smart's
sitting over here grinnin to the super advisor going, yy
you fucking racist. Idiots you want to win football games or? Not? This,
LOOK i don't want to be glib about. THIS i
know we're talking about like real things about voting and
and like political power and. Stuff but there is something

(01:14:10):
to be said for the way that that categories of.
PEOPLE i don't even mean it's like certain groups of.
People there are a lot of PEOPLE i would put
myself in that category for whom winning it at, football
winning at college football in, particular would will change the
way you look at. Something, YEAH.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I mean any.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
SPORT i mean surprising enough the you, know we're getting
close to The World, cup.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Trust and believe these are life death. Situations and mind,
you if anyone, REMEMBERS i believe it was the nineteen
ninety one guy who, yeah The columbian guy Goal, yeah,
Yeah so, yeah it's life or. Death and in this
scenario you're trying to one it For for especially someone Like,

(01:15:02):
alabama your lifeline has been your football, program Right, Alabama Crimson,
tide that has been your prime and. Joy and you
Know paul Bear bryant keep in, mind remember he recruited
a lot of black people in, right so and especially
knowing for well how racist you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Know there is black players When wallace was the, governor
and he was, LIKE i don't care That wallace is
gonna Like lynch EVERYBODY i want to win. Games Bear
bryant was, LIKE i want to. WIN i don't.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Care, yeah so there's the reason why that there's his
name still in that. Stadium SO i Respect Paul paul
Bear bryant for.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
That, YEAH i don't respect much else about, him but,
YEAH I i, Mean i'm trying to put myself in
a thought, experiment, like let's say That michigan were to
do something that was catastrophic to black, voters and And
ohio made a move to solidify and protect black, voting

(01:16:13):
and all of a, sudden we just couldn't we couldn't,
recruit like and it was, Over like where WOULD I
where WOULD i go with? That i'm, Sorry it's got
to be the other way, around, Right michigan does something
terrible to black voters and starts winning all the, time
h And ohio does something great for black voters and

(01:16:35):
and can't, win and And I'm i'm stuck in, this, like,
well DO i Want michigan to keep winning or DO
i want like people to be able to? VOTE i
don't know WHAT i choose.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
THERE i, mean that's, well you're you're again with with
that type of. Dilemma it it you have. Understand it's
it's a moral. Dilemma that is a literal moral. Dilemma,
yeah AND i think for a lot of voters Of, alabama.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
They if the key thing here.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Is that if you had this to happen where it's
like there are no top tier black, RECRUITERS i mean,
black you know college is coming to your school anymore
because because of the political climate down.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
There trusting, BELIEVE i think a lot Of alabama.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Voters will try to try to rectify that because they
want to See alabama win a national championship every.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Year that's more important to them than that is way more.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
Important even though, there even though their education is the bottom,
there their economies in the, bottom, whatever everything. Else but
as long As alabama the tide is rolling, high.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
He literally will. Vote they literally want to make sure that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Happens that's Why Tommy tuverville getting elected there is so,
Crazy like how is he uh running for governor In?
Alabama first of, all he lives In, Florida and second of,
all like all it would take Is Nick saban to
cut one one one ad for his, Opponent Like Tommy

(01:18:16):
tuberville is a fucking. Loser look at all the TIMES
i whooped his. Ass he's never gonna, win all, right
you heard it. Here we we've figured out a way
to solve this problem of defeating The confederacy through college.
Football pretty. Much it's a safer way to do. IT

(01:18:39):
i guess. Right, look, guys if you're a top tier
recruit and you don't want to play in a racist
state Like alabama Or mississippi Or, louisiana you can come
play In. Michigan we, will we.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Will, Maryland, maryland we need Help. Maryland maryland needs to
win The Big ten for god.

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
Sake maryland can't win. Anything what are you talking? About in? Basketball? Maybe? Sure,
okay if you're a great basketball player and you live In,
alabama you can escape and you can come To maryland
and you can play here and be safe and Have
liedo pizza and it'll be. Great you'll you'll be a,
happy happy. Camper why, not, Right just don't go. There

(01:19:21):
don't go To alabama like at all for any. Reason. Really. Uh, virginia,
okay let's talk about my commonwealth now was the capital
of The. Confederacy, Hew, Okay So virginia had this election
where we had a vote and it costs like sixty

(01:19:42):
four million dollars to run this, election and the people
voted for new districts that would be partisan Le jerry,
mannered not Racially jerry, mannerd but Partisan Jerry mannard to
Give democrats an edge and reduce The republican seats of
our eleven down to one and give Ten democratic. Seats

(01:20:06):
and it wasn't like an easy, thing, right but the
people voted and it, won and it. WON i don't
know how to describe, this but Like democrats are loath
to do something like, this we basically have disarmed ourselves
in this fight years ago by saying we wanted independent

(01:20:27):
commissions and real fair voting and, stuff And republicans, like
fuck fair. Voting we're going to. Cheat and we're like, no, no, no
we're playing by the. Rules and they're, like, well we're
still cheating over, Here so you, guys fuck off over.
That we're going to. Cheat and so The democrats are,
like gosh, IT i guess we got to achieve a
little bit. Too so they came up with a way to,

(01:20:49):
cheat which is to reconfigure the, map and they got
it to pass through the. Referendum here's the thing About
Virginia constitutional amendment. Rules people probably don't know, this But
virginia's got a lot of weird stuff about. Politics and
one of the things is we got these off your.
Elections we have off off your. Elections but to pass

(01:21:10):
a constitutional, amendment there's a high bar to, clear and
what has to happen is The General assembly has to
vote it. Through then there has to be an election,
held you, know like for state reps or, whatever and
like there has to be a New General assembly then
has to be called in or sworn in or, whatever

(01:21:34):
and then they have to vote on the same, thing
which is meant to make sure that some Particular General
assembly doesn't hijack the situation and change something. Drastically, Right
so to create the for this to, happen you have
to have one group of elected representatives vote on. It

(01:21:54):
then there has to be an, election then a second
group of elected representatives in the same chambers to vote for,
it and then it can go to a referendum to the.
People it's a pretty good system if you want to
make sure that this is the thing that people really
want it to. Be right, Right, okay here's where it got.
Tricky virginia did that and Then republicans complained because they

(01:22:21):
didn't like the, outcome and they went to The Supreme,
court which is made up now Of trump, loyalists and
they got The Supreme court to, say, well, actually that
didn't happen that, way And virginia can't enact. This and
now there's an obvious question, of, well if that was the,
case why the fuck didn't you say so before we

(01:22:43):
spent all this money to run this goddamn. Election and
their answer, is, well nobody was harmed until the election was.
Run here's where the details start to get real. Fuzzy
so stick with. Me this is going to get a
little hard to hold on. To so the State Supreme
court ruled four to three Last friday that the referendum was,

(01:23:07):
unconstitutional finding that there was no required quote intervening election
because early voting was already underway when lawmakers began the,
process because we don't all vote on one. Day the
argument was that at the time that the referendum passed

(01:23:32):
The General assembly a second, time that it was during
it was done during a time that early voting for
the next or i'm, sorry when it passed the first,
time that it was done during a time that early
voting was already underway for the next, election and so

(01:23:54):
you can't say that a full election was held in
between these two. Votes that's the. Argument So Jay, jones
who's Our Attorney, general argued that the ruling is quote
deeply mistaken on two critical issues of federal. Law both
Of jones's arguments stem FROM Us Supreme court cases Involving
republican lawmakers in other. States according To Virginia Commonwealth university

(01:24:17):
political science Professor John, allulaw that's a tough name. Man
the first centers on the definition of election. Day democrats
have argued that election day is only the First tuesday
after the First monday In, november because that's the way
The constitution says that it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Is.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Quote it predicated its interpretation of The Virginia constitution on
a grave misreading of federal, law which expressly fixes a
single day for the quote election of representatives and delegates To.
Congress that's what was what the ag wrote in his.
Filing this professor says what constitutes election day is part

(01:24:56):
of a Current Supreme court case involving how many days
after election day mail in ballots can be accepted In.
Mississippi so there's a whole nother case going on In
mississippi about what counts as election, day whether things are
postmarked or, whatever that might kind of clear this. Up
The Republican Party mississippi has argued that all votes that
are cast in an election must be received by election,

(01:25:20):
day and that is the standard definition of, election said the.
Professor So Attorney General jones is arguing that The Virginia
Supreme court has adopted a definition of election that could
possibly change because of this. Case if election is from
the beginning of early voting to the end of voting,
altogether then if The Supreme court, goes, no, no it's

(01:25:43):
just this one, day then The Virginia State Supreme court
has fucked. Up that's argument number. One argument number two
is linked to the twenty twenty THREE Us Supreme court
ruling on The North carolina. Case that ruling said that
while state courts can review actions taken by state lawmakers

(01:26:03):
regarding federal election, oversight they do not have free reign
to go beyond quote the ordinary bounds of judicial, review
which is What jones argued that the State Supreme court
justices have done in that. Case there was a question
of the election went one way and the state supreme
court voted that it shouldn't have gone that, way and

(01:26:26):
The Supreme court of The United States scotus was, like
you can't be the one to judge this because it's
a federal election and so you don't really have a
say in. It their argument, is, well, yeah we have
a say because the elections are run by the. States it's, like,
yeah but you're talking about whether you don't have jurisdiction.
Here that's what they. Ruled get two good, arguments two solid.

(01:26:51):
Arguments we'll see. NOW i don't think a lot of
them hold. WATER i don't think that that this court
has any problem saying that election day is only one
day in The mississippi case and then allowing election day
to mean a whole span in The virginia. Case and somebody, go, hey,
man that's, inconsistent And Brett cavin is gonna be, like

(01:27:12):
your mom's, inconsistent and then that's just gonna be like
the answer to. It, yeah they don't fucking. Care these
guys are hypocrites at the highest and you catch them
lying on your own, shit they don't. Care you're, like,
yeah what are you gonna do about?

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
It?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
You you what are you gonna do? Nerd you, Know
Amy Cony barrett's, like, yeah, yeah, Yeah i'm gonna send
one of my eighteen children after.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Whatever these guys are, nerds by the. WAY i don't
don't don't Let Brett cavanill fool you into thinking he's
like a. Bro i'm gonna be at the ballgame. Tomorrow
i'm gonna look for. Him you, know he likes to
go to the, ballgame and Our orioles are gonna go
whoop the woeful. Mats and that is the real Reason

(01:27:56):
tz begged off, tonight because he didn't want to have
to say here and take what we're about to tell.
Him but don't, worry don't. Worry he'll have to come. Back,
yeah and then and then then the series will have
been over by, then and we'll we'll we'll probably be
able to rub it in his. Face now we're gonna.
MOVE i shouldn't have said, anything But i'm gonna rub

(01:28:19):
some old bay in his face and stupid nants goddamn.
Expos all, right, now let's go back To, louisiana, right
we're talking about The. Confederacy we're gonna go down To
Baton rouge And louisiana might. Move what are they gonna
do down there In baton Rouge, Um.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Yeah they are moving a lot of heavy.

Speaker 13 (01:28:43):
Statues that's that's. True, yes what kind of? Statues surprised
not Their confederate? Statues funny that, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Stay lawmakers are considering a proposed law that would transfer
quote any historic statue were a monument owned by the
government and removed from public display on or after here's
a really specific, Date august, first two thousand and, six
to The office Of State. Parks The office Of State,
parks run by The Lieutenant, governor would be required to
relocate the monument to a place that could be accessible

(01:29:17):
to the. Public according to The House bill twelve, fifteen
its new location could not be in the same parish
where the monument originally. Stood so basically they can just
swap out all The confederate statues from one parish to.
Another parish Is louisiana for, County so they're just gonna
be like imagine that the people Of fairfax were, like, nah,

(01:29:38):
man we got get read of the statues and take
them down, bam, Right and the people In Prince william were, like,
yeah we got e realthy statues and you take them out.
Bam and then the state came by and was, Like,
hey we're gonna take all these statues that y'all took.
Down we're gonna swap them and put them back up
in your other neighboring counties. Parks The fairfax would be,

(01:29:59):
like what the we? Got we just got to really,
said it's a different, statue though it all looks the.
SAME i mean that all The confederates looked the same to.
ME i can't tell you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
A lot of chess is it's like moving, big, moving,
big huge chess, pieces get different, locations.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Heavy heavy. Bronze how many millions of dollars is this
going to? Cause Bankrupt? Louisiana the?

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Legislation what more can they you, know how much more
you can afford?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
THIS i don't know where they're gonna get the. Money the,
legislation sponsored By State. Rep michael Baham uh Past Louisiana
house Of representatives on a seventy eight to fourteen vote last.
Year seventy eight to, Fourteen so there's Fourteen democrats in The.
HOUSE i don't. Know Louisiana's State senate must also approve

(01:30:49):
the measure before it Comes law bill addresses monuments and
statue removal more generally and doesn't Reference confederate monuments in.
Particular But Lieutenant Governor Billy Nong, guesser that's a great.
Name Billy Nung, guesser A republican, shocking said in an
interview that it was designed to deal With confederate monuments

(01:31:12):
taken down In New orleans in twenty. Seventeen just saying
the thing out. Loud three of the Four confederate Monuments
New orleans removed that year still sitting city on, storage said. None,
guesser and he helped write the. Bill so you, know,
cool they're taking away, voting they're putting up their. Statues what's?

(01:31:36):
Next the football might be the only. HOPE i don't.
KNOW i don't. Know. Man we already fought this, war,
right why are we fighting it? Again?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
Fuck for whatever, reason they The south feels like they never,
lost and it's, like, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
They feel entitled to. Win, yeah they want to participation.
Trophies what they.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Want, yeah that's why they's got these statues.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
And those are participation. Trus, yes we want our participation
trophies back up in the. Parks sure you, Lost, no, no,
no we came in. Second oh, man that's. Funny goddamn

(01:32:24):
millennials their participation trophies in The Civil. War where else
does that? Happen? Right you don't see Like germany putting
up statues of their generals that lost The World war.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
And even trying to rectify that for.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Years. Yeah, YEAH i can guarantee you you, don't like
find a statue Of General cornwallis somewhere In, britain like
celebrating the guy who lost to The. Americans, like that's
who would do?

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
That?

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Why why would you put up statues that people who've lost, losers,
LOSERS i don't. Know trump put up a gold statue of.
Himself he's a big fucking. Loser.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Yeah then all.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
The evangelicals went and prayed at. It did you see? That? No,
no they prayed over the golden statue and then they had.
It they tweeted about, it and then they had like
enough self awareness to be, like just in case anybody
says that this is us praying to a golden, cap it's.
Not here's the. Difference this one's not solid, gold it's.

(01:33:33):
Hollow and everyone's, like, nah, man that's that's still that's
still praying to an. Idol you're Definitely i'm not saying that's. Wrong.
Right if you want to pray to golden, WHATEVER i don't,
care but don't tell me you you Love jesus and
pray to the pray to the golden. Chicken it's not.

(01:33:56):
Good all, right speaking of, statues you want to take a. Break, uh, Sure,
Okay i'm following the. Script we're ahead of, schedule which
goes to prove, Obviously tes is the. Problem why does
this show go two and a half hours because It.
Tes i'm just saying we're on. Time he's not, here

(01:34:23):
so all, right we don't have to think of. Break
we can go right into the fake. Marketplace so we
can go go to fake.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Marketplace all, right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Let's see a fake. Marketplace. Now tes isn't, here But
tes does aspire to become the New kai risdol and Host. Marketplace,
right and With David broncacio retiring or stepping into a
less demanding role For Marketplace Morning, report there's a chance
he could take that. Job so that maybe where he

(01:34:53):
is right now, interviewing we don't, know but he loves
loves to talk about economic. Data it's LIKE i don't
know how to prove, this BUT i have this theory, that,
like there's a reason why baseball people and like econ
nerds are the same. People AND i think it's because

(01:35:16):
baseball is a sport that mostly exists to generate data
and numbers and then they just get they have so
much to, crunch you. Know so THAT'S i don't know
you have a theory on. That but grocery prices the

(01:35:37):
thing That trump said he invented the. Groceries you ever
heard that were, GROCERIES i just came up with the.
Groceries grocery prices climbed at their fastest rate in nearly four,
years putting increased pressure On american wild's at a time
when many are already feeling pessimistic about the. Economy prices
for groceries spiked In, april according to data Released tuesday
by THE, bls while broader inflation reaches highest level in

(01:36:00):
nearly three, years as the effects of the war With
iran start to weigh on THE us. Economy now we're
singling out groceries because one of the things that we
got in the, numbers, right we got A cpi, number
that's the consumer price index there's the HEADLINE, cpi and
then there's the CORE. Cpi the headline is the everything,

(01:36:21):
number and then the core is when they take out
food and, energy because those prices move around so. Much
but in this case they're also the big drivers of
some of this. Inflation they're not the only, drivers but
they're some of the big drivers of the. Inflation relentlessly
climbing energy costs coupled with the tariffs and ongoing agriculture
and farming. ISSUES i, mean grocery bills are rising quickly

(01:36:42):
and might continue for. Months cost, spike especially for a
few key staples Of american, diets including fresh produce and.
Beef AND i can tell you that that shit is.
TRUE i have like several hundred children THAT i, own
AND i have to feed them and or the judge
will come after me again for whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Reason, okay that's that's the story for another.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Day, yeah it's very expensive to feed the. Children they
want to eat every, Day. Brian every. Day i'm, like
you just ate, yesterday what do you need food For
and they're, like, no we want more. Food and then they're,
like maybe we want to eat a second. Time i'm,
like what it's getting it's getting, costly right, Right that

(01:37:26):
shit hits me in the. Wallet it. HURTS i don't like.
It and so, yeah tomato prices sort fifteen percent In,
april which is Why i'm growing all my. Tomatoes let's,
see up nearly forty percent in the last. Year it's
nuts and and a lot of them tomatoes are imported

(01:37:47):
during the, winter, Right our tomatoes come from Like mexico
or greenhouses In, canada if you can believe. That we
also have rising prices for. BEEF i don't know if
you're if you're a steak, person or even if you
just want to make a. Burger. Right he used to
be four ninety nine pound for ground. Beef now it's
like nine nine pounds. Doubled, yeah, outrageous. Outrageous Memorial days coming.

(01:38:14):
Up what do you do On Memorial? Day go? Vegan
celery barbecues even though it's. Expensive now they're going after your.
Produce brian at the barbecue. Air oh, wait we don't
have any more of that. Either the fucking guy you

(01:38:34):
on is dumping all the methane into the air in
His memphis factory making electrons or whatever the hell he's
doing down. There it's like, crazy, man we can't even
have a, barbecue even like something simple and nice like,
that like we just want to get, together grill a little,
bit hang, out listen to some, music play a little corn. Hole,

(01:38:55):
nah can't do. That corn to the cornhole totally too.
Expensive not allowed to do. That you can't throw nothing
on the on the grill because all that's too, expensive
the airs. Toxic can't breathe. That what do? You what do?
You what are we supposed to? Do how are we
supposed to celebrate our our our freedom and and commemorate
the dead.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
Soliftieth anniversary of our freedom and we can't celebrate.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
Anything can't afford? Fireworks, No god damn. It, WELL i
guess that's. It. Britain you. Won it took two hundred
and fifty, years but you long game very. Well, yeah,
right that's the long long. Game well. Played all, Right

(01:39:43):
so let's talk about THE. Cpi The Labor Department's Consumer
Price index rose at three point eight percent annual over
the last, year ending In, april up three point three
percent In, march which is much hotter than the two
point four percent In, february which tells me that those
two point four percent numbers In february were kind of an.
Anomaly higher energy prices accounted for much of the month

(01:40:07):
to month gain in prices In, april and then also
we got to talk about. Housing so the big drivers
in this crazy uh economic. Numbers housing's insanely, expensive and
fuel energy, prices whether it's electricity ALL i, mean electricity
has gone up. Too even if you're trying to avoid

(01:40:30):
costs by having an ev, right which is now looking
like a really sharp, idea it's still not as sharp
an idea as it was because the data centers are
chewing up all the electricity and they're for raising those
prices as. Well White house through, Spokesman this is my
favorite part of this whole. Article the spokes wench for

(01:40:52):
this group is Named Cush Desigh Chris Desidh Cush, Desigh,
yeah WHICH i believe is a special strain you can
only buy in certain. Counties acknowledge that the inflation, increase
but said that the jump is temporary disruption from The iran.

(01:41:14):
Conflict he pointed to declining drug and hospital, prices as
well as wage gains in manufacturing and, construction is evidence
That trump's broader economic agender remains on. Track, okay. Idiot
if wages have to go up to keep up with
the with the, costs that's literally. Inflation that's not indication

(01:41:34):
of economic. Prosperity that's a. Necessity and guess what those
wages increase are going to come at the expense Of
they're going to raise prices for their whatever product that
those wage earners are. Making i'm not the one who's
out here calling inflation a problem all the, time Right

(01:41:55):
we've talked about that on this show several, times that
inflation in certain circumstances really represents economic. Growth it's reasonable
as long as it's within check and wages outpace. It
we are not in that situation right. Now we are losing.
Ground the purchasing power of the dollar is. Decreasing your
ability to afford your basic necessities in this economy is getting,

(01:42:19):
worse and that means that all of the nice to
haves are getting back. Burnered you're not going to be
able to do those, things and vacations are. Dwindling fuel
prices are so high that people can't afford to fly,
anywhere can't afford to drive. Anywhere those trips To grandma
are not going to. Happen it's it's an economic death,

(01:42:39):
spiral and it is self, inflicted self. INFLICTED i don't
know what to say about. That we got a NEW
fed chair today, Too Kevin, walsh and even he's talking, about, well,
actually instead of cutting interest rates to try to douse the,
economy we think that maybe the a little too, hot

(01:43:00):
we might actually have to raise interest rates to try
to cool down the. Inflation now imagine what, yeah, yeah
uh so rekindled, inflation even if it proves to be
driven largely by one off, shocks also presents an early
test For Kevin, Wassh trump's pick to lead The Federal,

(01:43:22):
reserve who's expected to be Confirmed. Wednesday walsh could replace
or would. Replace he did Replace Jerome, powell whose term
ends uh this Month, friday Though powell is he said
that he's uh standing on the on the board and
he's gonna stick. Around but, Yes walsh has even hinted

(01:43:43):
at that he may have to there may have to
be an interest rate increase to cool down this. Inflation
remember that The fed really only has this this one.
Tool they have two. Tools they have regulation and they
have they have like monetary, policy and what they can
do is they can either lower interest, rates which sends
more money out to the, economy which helps to grow

(01:44:06):
jobs and helps companies borrow money to invest and you,
know build new factories or. Whatever but that can also
increase the money, supply which can then lead to. Inflation
and the other thing they can do is they can
they can increase the, rates, right which decreases, borrowing which
causes companies to not build those new factories and kind
of constrict a little, bit and it takes money out

(01:44:29):
of the, economy and that causes inflation to slow down
because there isn't all this money floating around to break
up into all these different, values and so then the
prices have to stay. Flat sometimes sometimes the prices rise
regardless of, that so there can be Extra there's obviously

(01:44:49):
more factors than just the interest. Rates but, yeah Even
trump's chosen guy Who trump specifically chose because he wants
them to go in there and cut interest rates down
to zero to juice the economy so he can lie
and tell everybody that he made a bunch of. Jobs
that Guy Kevin walsh is, like we actually might need
a rate increase to slow this shit. Down inflation approaching

(01:45:12):
four percent is a big fucking. Problem that's twice as
fast as it should. Be that's a big fucking. Problem
and if it's happening at a time when job growth is,
stagnant if it's happening at a time when other INDICATORS
gdp and other things are not growing at the same
rate as that, inflation that's. Stagflation that's a real. Problem

(01:45:36):
it's not, transitory it's not. Temporary it's not just caused
by the oil. Shock it is fundamental problem in the
economy shaking its way through all the different. Sectors and
we are. There that is a real. Thing we are
in a bad spot. Economically so just hold on, tight.
Man grow a garden for, real, literally, yeah grow. Garden get,

(01:46:02):
Frugal learn to, recycle learn to reuse. STUFF i don't
know what to tell, you, Man live live your cheapest.
Life you. Can you can imagine ramen noodles. STRETCHING i don't.
Care it's like speaking of people getting. Screwed let's talk
about the farmers. Literally, yeah, Okay so we've talked about

(01:46:25):
that on this show a lot of. Times That trump's
administration has been the most aggressively hostile to the ad
sector of. ANYTHING i can remember in my entire. Life
and let's talk about what he's done so far this. Term,
right he drove away all the farm workers through his

(01:46:48):
h harsh immigration. Enforcement so now farmers don't have enough
employees or workers to help pick the, vegetables or manage
the dairy, herds or manage the meat packing or any
of that. Stuff so when we say ag, SECTOR i
know people think about, farming but it's not just, that,
right it's also dairy and, meat you, know whether it's

(01:47:11):
chickens or pork or. Whatever all that's very labor. Intensive
so if you take away the, labor it gets really
expensive to. Operate you got to you gotta have. People
they can't be automated. Completely so first he drove out the, Labor,
okay then he whipped out these, tariffs, right and the
terraffs cause a major disruption because farmers need markets in

(01:47:35):
which they can sell their. Products and all of the,
commodities whether that's, corn, soy, pork, bellies, whatever they're all
bought on futures, contracts so you're not you're not paying
for the soybeans when you buy. Them now you're you're
buying soybeans at a negotiated price in the, future and
the farmer's gonna meet that. Contract but if his costs
change between that time when the futures contract is signed

(01:47:58):
and when he actually sends them to, you he might
have to eat that. Cost and let's be very clear about.
This farmers are not price. Setters they are priced. Takers
the market sets the price and the farmers have no
choice but to accept. It in certain, circumstances they can
get help to offset if the price of a commodity

(01:48:22):
falls out the bottom and they just aren't going to
be able to recoup their cost of planting and growing.
That that's called crop insurance that is federally subsidized and federally.
Supported guess What trump, did, yea he took that. Away
so now there's The Farm bureau is. Unstaffed there's not
enough people, there so they can't actually get out the

(01:48:43):
crop insurance in. Time so he's to take away their.
Workers he fucked with their markets and decreased the value
of what they could sell their stuff for through, tariffs
and then he took away their crop insurance so that
they can't even be made whole for you know what
they're getting fucked with by his first, youth and he
destabilized their loan system, right because farmers have to take

(01:49:06):
out a loan every year to buy a bunch of
seeds and, stuff and then they hope to make enough
money to cover that and pay that. Back he destabilized
that whole thing, too increase the cost of these loans
in cases where farmers can't even afford to do. It
so they've got food rotting out there in the fields
because they ain't got nobody to pick. It they got
bad markets where they're having to take a loss on
every bushel of corn that they. Grow they've got no

(01:49:29):
ability to get their crop insurance to make up for those,
losses and now they can't even get a loan to
try to replant and recoup their cost next. Year that's
just what he did. Before then he starts his fucking
war In. Iran it has no business having this. War
guess what you get from from The gulf besides?

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Oil what else you?

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
Get what do you think you can make out of
all that nitrogen and stuff you'll pull out? There you
go there so, fertilizer and a huge amount of fertilizer
is produced in The gulf shipped over here to The United.
States it's planting season like when the war started in
the end Of february Early. March guess what you need

(01:50:16):
a lot of. Fertilizer now the fertilizer costs have like.
Tripled they can't get any of. It it's it's in
such short, supply there isn't any even if you had
a pre bought it at a future's. Rate so now
they're input and what do you need to do to
spread the fertilizer or the seeds or do anything? Else

(01:50:40):
mean machinery you need machinery is what does the track
to run on need? Fuel fuel runs on, Diesel so
diesel costs are through the fucking. Roof they've almost. Doubled
so now the, farmer that poor, farmer his input costs
are out of. Control he can't get, fertile he can't afford,

(01:51:01):
Fuel his cost for all of his farm equipment has
gone way up due to the. Tariffs his ability to
get any of it fixed might be drastically reduced if
there needs to be any work done on, it because
maybe they don't have access to some of the parts
and things that they. Need so the inputs are. Fucked
the outputs have already been. Fucked their ability to actually

(01:51:24):
harvest or plant or do any of the work has been.
Fucked the whole ag sector has been decimated by The trump,
regime and so much so that they're, like, well we
need a bailout package for the. Farmers, hey, idiot farmers
don't want. Bailouts they want stable markets where they can
grow stuff and sell. It that then you don't have

(01:51:46):
to bail them. Out they already have a. Bailout it's
called it's called, rain, Right it, rains and then the corn,
grows and then the farmer is, happy and that's all it.
Takes you don't have to do anything like. That you
just have to just let it. Go let it no but.
No trump was, like fuck these. Farmers and then somebody
reminded him like they all voted for, him and he was,
like oh, good that's WHY i hate. Him he hates,

(01:52:10):
everybody everybody if you voted for. Him and so, like
he's on his way To china right, now right or
he's over there In, china AND i heard him interviewed
a bunch of farmers and they were, like, well what
do you think is gonna happen when he's over? There
and they're, like we're hoping he makes a deal to
get The chinese to buy a bunch of our, soybeans,
Right and, UH i DON'T i don't want to know

(01:52:30):
what's going on in that photo.

Speaker 8 (01:52:36):
Here, again.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
He's, like you smell so.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
GOOD i just you smell Like Kung pao H. I,
okay thanks for destabilizing my brain with that. Image, yeah
so he's gone over To china and he's gonna try
to get this soybean. Deal. Right, well when the terriffs
went into a, fact one of the things that happened

(01:53:01):
Was china decided to buy their soybeans from other, places.
Right one of them Is. Brazil and you, know when
you make a decision to do something like, that it's
not like deciding to go from McDonald's To wendy's and
they're in the same shopping. Center you have to reconfigure
your whole system for buying and transporting all of this.

(01:53:26):
Stuff and so The chinese made a concerted decision and did,
that and they're not gonna undo. It so once they've
turned away From us and turned Towards, brazil not going
to turn back again unless something really adverse happens In,
brazil which is not the. Case So trump is going

(01:53:49):
over there with this hope that The chinese will fulfill
last year's commitment to buy twenty five million metric tons
of soybeans a year till twenty twenty. Eight guess how
many metric tons they bought last.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
Year, no it's twenty Five it was more than.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
That Oh i'm, sorry not last, year but the years
before the, terriffts, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
Terrorists, yeah at least two hundred two.

Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
Hundred now it was thirty thirty, million and the years
before that it was thirty six. Million this is actually going.
Worse he's out here trying to negotiate a deal for
worse than he had when there were no. Terriffs you
understand that he's going over there and, saying, please, please
please give me this deal that's worse than the deal

(01:54:49):
that he had when he did. Nothing if he'd have done,
nothing WHEN i tell, you he's hostile to, Farmers that's
What i'm talking. About and the farmers are, like we're
just hoping he makes that. Deal we just need that so. Bad.
Buddy he's making a deal that's worse than the deal
that you, had and you fucking voted for. This, yeah
and in, General i'm, like, good have the day you voted.

(01:55:12):
For you, know if this fucks your, life that's. Cool
but the problem is if it fucks the farm sector
of the, Economy if it fucks the ag sector of the,
economy doesn't just fuck those guys that voted for, him
it also fucks all of us because that's where all
of our food comes, from right rex, Everything so NOW

(01:55:36):
i gotta have the day that those idiots voted for fucking.
Assholes all, right you want to take a break so
you can play your cool little, video, sure, right all,
right we're gonna take a. Break when we come, back
we're gonna talk about weird people in. Government we'll be right. Back,

(01:55:57):
yeah speaking of here's a weird person in the. Government
we're gonna take a break and show you that you're
listening To chipcat On beltwey, radio nbon, bonjour go to
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Speaker 2 (01:56:15):
Datty so then.

Speaker 12 (01:56:19):
Already you're not waiting your, turn will make.

Speaker 14 (01:56:23):
A ex excuse, me, Everybody, hey, hey, Hey i'm sorry,
guys but it's impossible to speak about culture to have
people like that super inspired coming here making a speech
with such a. Noise so this is a total lack of.

(01:56:49):
Respect SO i suggest if you want to buy, that
also speak about somebody, ELSE i mean something.

Speaker 4 (01:56:57):
Else you have buy the rooms or you go out.

Speaker 14 (01:57:00):
Sites if you want to stay. Here we listen to
the people and we're playing the same. Game, okay thank.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
You.

Speaker 12 (01:57:12):
And, this ladies and, gentlemen is called.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
All, right welcome back to jip jed here On Beltwegh
radio and. Beyond i'm your's chip with me tonight Is
brian filling in For.

Speaker 2 (01:57:24):
Tez hello Bon.

Speaker 4 (01:57:26):
Shors so, yeah, okay shout out to Uh Manny macron over.
There you know he's he's over. There he's like dual
hosting The Africa summit or whatever it. Is it's called
that they're they're. Doing it's In, KENYA i, think, yeah
and he was that people were talking right m, hm

(01:57:48):
and we're talking all, Right oh, yeah they were chattering
away not paying attention to the. SPEAKER i really like
the the image of it, though of like him standing
up and looking around. Confused it sort of looks like like,
uh you, Know Inspector cluseau and the thing of, LIKE
i don't know what it is About french people And Bill,

(01:58:10):
wilderman but they do it really. Well and he's, like, what.

Speaker 6 (01:58:16):
Uh, no, no, no we have, respect WHICH i GIVE
i give credit for the fact that He.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
Mind, you if you look at, it you can look
at it in two.

Speaker 6 (01:58:29):
Ways, one especially if you initially see, it it looks
like he's him interrupting an event that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:39):
He's not hosted.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
By, him but he is one of the co, chairs
he's co chair but. Event but he does look like
he's interrupting the people who are doing the speaking.

Speaker 6 (01:58:49):
Right so it kind of makes it look like, that
and it's like what the hell is going? On but
then as he further look into the video and understanding
the fact that it's, like, look there's a lot of outside.
Chatter who's people talking amongst themselves and really not listening
to what's properly being said here as like like a proper,
frenchman it's, like, hey settle, down you, know listen to

(01:59:10):
what they're. Saying they're saying things that we need is
that we need to focus.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
On and AND i think that's the.

Speaker 6 (01:59:16):
Key the key thing here is the fact that SADLY
i doubt there was Any americans that were. There if there,
were they were probably the ones who were. Chatting and
because a lot more what's the Word i'm looking, for pretty,
much a lot more businesses ventures are being done with

(01:59:40):
a lot of The african nations because and not in
the sense of where they're taking, it you, know you,
know stockpilot and all that stuff like you, know our
president is trying to. Do pretty, much these are proper, negotiations,
discussions and good relationships that are trying to be built.
There i've alway always thought the, fact you, know since you,

(02:00:02):
KNOW i lived there many many moons, ago that there
were possible good ventures that could be made In. Africa
and then most notably at the time WHERE i, was
it Was Southern, africa because Again South africa was getting
out of you, know. Apartheid at the time before mcgaby

(02:00:22):
lost this crazy, Mind zimbaby was thriving and and was
going to be pretty. Weuch the second gemstone of, this
this nuance of of Of african nations that were going
to do spotlight for the rest of the. World, unfortunately
again you get these crazy you, know LIKE i, Said
gobby go nuts and a lot of people who figures Like,

(02:00:45):
okay we're fighting old old wars in their, heads you,
know so they kind of shoot themselves in the.

Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Foot and a lot of certain.

Speaker 6 (02:00:54):
Negotiations, again you have to deal with white folks and
you know these are new new age white yo, politician
uh that you're dealing. With they're not gonna hear to
try to take over whatever you. Had we're trying to.
Build we're trying to rebuild what you lost and work
having decent working relationships in the future where again where

(02:01:14):
we're both connecting and we're both working for each. Other
that is the problem here with us with that orange
peel and then going to anywhere he around the world
claiming he's going to speak for us and he's. Not
AND i, think you know it's like we the prior
segment we had about With, china that is a perfect

(02:01:39):
example where we're going to fail because you see here
this is fact that it's like he he, ever he's
always did Badmouth china every chance he, got because If
china is gonna do, this And china is going to do,
that and it's, like, Yeah china's doing things because the
fact it's like because they're not being, dicks you, know
even though wait.

Speaker 4 (02:02:00):
A, minute The chinese are still being. Dicks like they're being.

Speaker 6 (02:02:06):
Dicks but not not like small dicks like you Know
trump is means.

Speaker 4 (02:02:10):
They're Not they're not doing petty. Stuff they're just doing
like regular. Genocide you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:14):
Know well yeah that.

Speaker 6 (02:02:16):
Too but in a sense that's like people understands the
fact IS I jospin is, is he's you, know he
knows what try to help Make china benefit for him
for the in the long.

Speaker 2 (02:02:30):
Run so BUT.

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
I think here in aspect is you, know people understand
what THEY'RE i think that everyone knows the devil they're dealing,
with mind you is it's.

Speaker 4 (02:02:41):
Yeah The chinese are willing to make this deal because
they think it'll get them out of out of poverty. Essentially,
yeah so, yeah he's being. Terrible but, yes all, right
the point still stands In africa as as a continent
has this incredible opportunity because it's so. Young the average
age on the continent is so much lower than it

(02:03:03):
is in other, places and there's so much available youth
and productive enthusiasm that's. There and it's a fool who overlooks.
It and it's an even bigger fool who seeks to exploit.
It it's not something to be. Exploited it is something.

(02:03:24):
TOO i was.

Speaker 2 (02:03:24):
Already done a long time.

Speaker 4 (02:03:25):
Ago, yeah they've already been doing. That now is the,
time if you're, smart to invest in and get with
the rising tide that is going to lift all of those.
Boats and that's What macron and this conference we're all
about are all. About and uh, yeah he couldn't. TELL

(02:03:46):
i liked his argument about this was about. Culture you,
know that's a Very french way of doing. It is
like we to speak about the culture and then and
then you, know and you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
Guys are being.

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
Disrespectful it's almost like they came in and they weren't
like admiring A rodin statue.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
Enough you.

Speaker 4 (02:04:02):
Know it's a very sort of like frenchway looking at.
It it wasn't like you guys are being disrespectful at
a lecture where everybody's trying to get. Smarter he was,
like you, Are you're disrespecting, culture all, right, guy calm.
Down we're all here talking about making, money speaking a
weirdos in government Like Manny. Macron over across the channel From,

(02:04:24):
france there's a place Called Great britain and one of
the things we love to do on this show is
laugh at their silly parliamentary. Nonsense and one of the
things about their silly parliamentary nonsense is it seems like
the prime minister is always about to be. Fired, yeah, yeah,

(02:04:50):
like and it doesn't usually. Happen. Now we did have
the like The liz trusts Let us. Deal that was pretty.
Funny we had The bojo And Theresa may and all that.
Stuff but Here, starmer, Sir Here starmer is currently The
Prime minister Of. Britain he's the leader of The Labor.
Party there he is looking Very british in this, photo

(02:05:14):
looks somewhere between A bond villain and maybe one of
his buddies that works in ON i six and Here
starmer is he's in charge of The Labor. Party Labor
party In america would translate roughly to The. Democrats it's
sort of a center left major. Party there's two major

(02:05:36):
parties In. Britain there's The conservatives or The, tories and
then there's The labor which is the center, left and
Then tories are center, right and then there's like all
these fringy guys. Right because it's a parliamentary, system the
fringe guys can do. Stuff and the fringy guys on
the right are these eurosceptic, racist nutball brexit And Nigel faraj.

(02:05:59):
Guy and then the, parties the fringy guys on the
left are like the ultra, progressives The, greens the sort
of you, know like capitalism sucks kind of. Guys and
they just had local elections In, britain, okay so you
can think of them like state elections that we. Have
these are for like mayors or for you, know county

(02:06:22):
seats and stuff like. That And Starmars Labor, party they
did very poorly in these. Elections in some cases they
lost to people further to their, left and in other
cases they got whooped by these right wing extremist. Guys
and so then the answer everybody In labor is, like,

(02:06:44):
well then it must Be starmer's. Fault he's got to.
Go and so they start chattering about. This now they've
got rules about. This if twenty percent of the MP's
vote for a change or like intra party, vote then
they can topple THE pm and they can vote for

(02:07:05):
a new leader and put that person. In they haven't
done that. Yet the cabinet is we're on, like let
us watch day four or five to see how many
of the cabinet members In starmar's cabinet defect and decide
to either vote no confidence or vote for leadership. Change
we don't know where that's going to. Happen there's this

(02:07:26):
guy called West streeting who was maybe gonna launch a
challenge to Kure. Starmer he's The Health, secretary but then
he didn't do it and he couldn't get enough people
to go along with. Him there's this dude is the
mayor Of Greater, manchester if you can believe, that that's
the way they do. This SO i guess he has

(02:07:47):
the root for city And united and he he is
not AN, mp but there's this chance that they'll rig
up a special election so he can run FOR, mp
get in To parliament and then launch a challenge At.
Starmer it's all kind of, nuts, Okay and it's a
thing That americans without our we don't have a, parliament

(02:08:10):
so it doesn't really work that, way but it's fun
to watch from the. Outside it could be a big problem,
though right Because starmar's got this odd position of having
to Run britain in a time Of trump And he's
done a fairly decent job of like Keeping trump from
Starting Revolutionary war number three and like taking Over. Britain you,

(02:08:36):
know we Had, greenland now we need to get the other,
islands and it. Didn't you, Know he's managed to like
kind of placate him a little. Bit he got a
trade deal worked out with The americans so that they
The british didn't get completely tariffed out of. Existence he's
kind of managing that while at the same time trying
to right the ship and Unbrexit britain From, europe which

(02:08:59):
has been a big challenge because The brits are all
looking around, going, oh we really fucked up with This brexit.
Thing so he's in a in a. BAT i, mean
of course he's gonna do badly in. Election he's got
to do a hard, thing and people don't like the.
Outcomes they voted for, it but they don't like the.
Outcomes they need these. Outcomes they just don't like to
take their. MEDICINE i don't know what they thought they
were gonna get for, free but you're not gonna get

(02:09:20):
shit for. Free so hang in, there sirk. Here i'm
sure you'll you'll be. Okay you've outlived a let. Us
so that's the that's the bar if you have To
claire In. Westminster. Uh speaking of wacky parliamentary systems over In, israel,
right the cousins are up to some. Stuff they've got

(02:09:42):
a parliament, too they call it The, knesset their. Parliament.
There They're Prime minister Bb net And yahoo's a big war.
Criminal his existence AS pm rides on this coalition. Government
he does not have his, party does not have a
majority in parliament to stay in, charge and so yes
to get, friends essentially other parties to also support him in.

(02:10:04):
Leadership and these include a bunch of ultra, orthodox far
right crazy guys who are some of which outright, racist Anti, palestinian,
genocidal maniac settler. Types and then there's. This there's a
several of these Ultra orthodox. Parties one of them is
pulling out of. Government they are pulling their ministers out

(02:10:27):
of government and voting to join the loyal. Opposition and
so Now netyahu's coalition is hanging by a. Thread the
Ultra orthodox guys are pissed off because they now have
to go serve in the. Army In, israel everybody gets
has to go serve in the. Army but the Ultra

(02:10:47):
orthodox had had this exemption because it's just as valuable
to the war effort for them to be studying as
it is for. Tanks, no, NO i don't care how
hard you, study not as good as a. Tank so

(02:11:07):
but as the war And godza dragged, on As israel
was needing more and more, troops and as the public
was kind of, like, hey how come these guys get
to fan the flames of war but they don't actually
go and, fight and The Supreme court eventually ruled the
exemption doesn't. Work they gotta go, fight and Net yahoo was, like,
yeah you guys got to go. Fight so they're pissed
off about. That they're not pissed off about the. Genocide

(02:11:29):
they like the, genocide but they they are pissed off
that they have to now go help do the. Genocide
and so they've pulled. Out, now all it's going to
take at this point is like a handful of other
MPs to, defect and it could cause a snap. Election
there are elections scheduled For september, already so it might

(02:11:54):
not really move the calendar up by that. Much but
considering Net yahoo his whole reason for running these wars
and doing all of these things is so that he
can stay as prime. Minister and the reason he wants
to stay as prime minister is because he is guilty
as sin of a lot of corruption and they want
the courts will throw him under the jail the second

(02:12:18):
he's Not prime. Minister and while He's prime ministers he's
immune from. Prosecution but the second he's, not he's gonna
go to. Jail so this could have a really big.
Impact stay tuned for. That let us. WATCH i don't
know if they have let us In, israel but you know,
oranges they got an.

Speaker 6 (02:12:39):
Orange, oh breaking, news breaking, news the mind you it's
been a few, hours but you know we've been doing
the hard work here on chip.

Speaker 2 (02:12:50):
Chat so THE nfl schedule came.

Speaker 4 (02:12:53):
Out, OH i had heard there were some guesses as
to where.

Speaker 2 (02:12:58):
Things, yeah who goes where and what why and all that.

Speaker 6 (02:13:01):
Stuff so Apparently i'm looking In london's.

Speaker 4 (02:13:06):
A lot of.

Speaker 6 (02:13:07):
Games, yeah you the The commanders will be commanding their
their stomping rounds In london against the team that The
ravens are gonna start the season. With, oh we're going
To indianapolis for our first game of the.

Speaker 4 (02:13:23):
Year cool division game and in in the to, Start oh,
no they're not your division. Anymore, no uh, no they
weren't The baltimore.

Speaker 6 (02:13:32):
Team that's, Right, yeah THE tv The, yeah they're facing
the tea that they left the city they left.

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
From so, yeah so a.

Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
Lot of bad blood.

Speaker 6 (02:13:40):
There oh, yeah there's there's some bad, history bad a
lot of.

Speaker 2 (02:13:46):
People, Right so.

Speaker 4 (02:13:48):
That's your opening? Game who's our opening?

Speaker 6 (02:13:50):
Game let me let me find that because uh can
again a lot of speculations of.

Speaker 4 (02:13:58):
Well we knew that the division match, up so we
knew like which is which is? Normal so, yeah you
know you can count that it works on a.

Speaker 6 (02:14:05):
Cycle, Yes so The, commanders uh, again they will be.

Speaker 2 (02:14:12):
On the, road ah and a. While guess where they're.
Going better not Be. Dallas oh, no that'll be next.

Speaker 4 (02:14:22):
Week, Okay San.

Speaker 2 (02:14:26):
Francisco, no that'll be week six and a money.

Speaker 4 (02:14:32):
Nighter are we are we playing the THE Nfc west
is our division this? Year? YEAH i don't. Know i'm
gonna cheat and Look, Philly.

Speaker 6 (02:14:43):
Philly good Old. Philly fuck THAT i hate those. Guys,
so and the the thing, is it's like if.

Speaker 4 (02:14:51):
You, yeah we're PLAYING Nfc west is our our conference,
division because we got, yeah So seattle And san fran
and L A, yeah, okay and then we're playing a
F C south as Our, yeah we've Got jags and
And colts and Uh. Tennessee, yeah we're PLAYING Afc south

(02:15:16):
as our cross conference. DIVISION. YEP i mean that's a
that's a good division to kick some ass in for
a little. WHILE i guess we. Can tennessee, Sucks jacksonville pretty. Good,
Uh indy could be. SUCKS i don't. KNOW i don't.

Speaker 6 (02:15:36):
Know, well your first three weeks is against divisional, opponents so.

Speaker 4 (02:15:41):
It's got a first two, weeks, yeah and we go
To seattle or. No then then then we Have seattle comes. Here,
uh and then we got The giants in week. Five
so we play our entire division all before the, bye,
right which means. Today SO i think that's actually better

(02:16:03):
because like the last several, years we've done all the
division games in the second half of the, season and
that was like really compressed and. RUSHED i didn't like
that all, Right but then right after the, bye then
we got The Eagles, giants, right and like almost back to.
Back LA's in between, them and of Course dallas is

(02:16:24):
the last.

Speaker 6 (02:16:24):
Game but, well well The ravens we have to Our
steelers sandwich.

Speaker 4 (02:16:34):
Late in the.

Speaker 6 (02:16:35):
Year, yeah so we have after the bye, week so
our final five games are.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
Hosting The, buccaneers then go To. Pittsburgh that's the top.

Speaker 6 (02:16:46):
Bread then we get the The Ohio, meet meaning we
hit The browns After, christmas and then On New Year's
day we get The. Bengals and then the bottom bun
is The steelers whenever they they decide to have a
date for.

Speaker 4 (02:17:01):
That so you have to play the entire division in
a four week. Period, yeah that's.

Speaker 6 (02:17:08):
Rough, yeah and that's where we are in THE.

Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
Nfl scheduling an entire division series for an entire division
in a four week that's not.

Speaker 6 (02:17:20):
GOOD i, MEAN i, MEAN i know they're trying to
make these spectacular games and whatever throughout the, year but
really it's LIKE i would rather face The, steelers you,
know at least The steelers.

Speaker 4 (02:17:34):
Early, Yes but also like if you're in a tight
playoff contention for the, division then having all these division
games back to back to back really does get. Exciting
so that's, Right but let's not pretend that THE Afc
north is going to be in a like Crazy division, playoff,

(02:17:55):
Right and and the thing.

Speaker 6 (02:17:56):
Is this is the second year in a row where
The ravens And steelers basically so there for the end
of the the end of the.

Speaker 4 (02:18:01):
Season isn't that it was supposed to be, though because
we Played.

Speaker 6 (02:18:04):
Dallas but it again THAT i understand for television. Purposes
at the same, time it's kind of like getting. Annoying
it's like a.

Speaker 4 (02:18:16):
Properly you know You aaron and and the stillers to
to be. Amazing m you, know Draft aarn on your fantasy,
team aren't?

Speaker 2 (02:18:25):
You?

Speaker 6 (02:18:26):
No hell, NO i don't know if you want to
play BECAUSE i don't have.

Speaker 4 (02:18:30):
A he hasn't showed up the OTAs or. Anything so you,
know who knows what cave and what god forsaken country
is hiding in right now with his not. Wife how
do we have all these pictures of Like vrabel And
russini together and nobody's got a picture of A aaron's?
Wife how is that?

Speaker 2 (02:18:49):
POSSIBLE i don't.

Speaker 6 (02:18:50):
Know, again, again the social media journalists are not doing
a job.

Speaker 4 (02:18:55):
Properly she's not, real She's. Lynne it's it's It's mantito
all over. Again all, right back to the. Show, Yes,
okay speaking of, Weird so we did some weird foreign, people,
Right so now we're gonna talk about some Weird. Americans you,

(02:19:16):
know Doctor oz is he's gonna be Like oprah's best.
Friend yeah was was.

Speaker 6 (02:19:22):
Was now He yeah to her two closest best friends
are the most nute job guys you can ever, buy Doctor.

Speaker 4 (02:19:30):
Phil and and uh and DOCTOR o Doctor. Phil, yeah
he's like a Big Fox news guy. Too. Ye all,
Right so Doctor oz is now in charge of THE
Uh centers For medicaid And Medicare, Services so that's basically

(02:19:52):
the federal agency that administers these. Programs he's in, government
he's in charge of. Things M there was an event
Where trump fell asleep and Doctor oz said this incredible,
statement roughly thirty percent Of americans are. Underbabied that means

(02:20:18):
that you either don't have any children or you have
less children than you would normally want to. Have what is?
UNDERBABY i DON'T i don't, Understand, Like, okay we're using
the way that we talk about, underfunded, right, underfunded under resource,

(02:20:42):
whatever under. Baby it's the weirdest possible way to say.

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
That that is so trumpezy and SPEAK i.

Speaker 4 (02:20:52):
Ever heard we're, underbabied all, Right what is he getting?
At the birth rate In america is, slow it's, low
it's maybe. NEGATIVE i think at this point it's that's
been the case for a. While if you look at
native Born, americans if you look at the other big developed,
countries whether It's, europe whether It's, Japan japan is upside

(02:21:18):
down and has been for twenty. Years china because of
their one child policy now is upside. Down they're in huge.
Trouble there is a fair argument to be made that
we aren't having enough kids to replace people who are
retiring and, dying and that the economy as it's currently

(02:21:41):
constructed will run out of workers if we don't change that.
Path but we had a solution to this that because
we've been underbabied for the last like fifty, years and
the way we've managed to get by is. Immigration and that's.
Great we don't have to have all the. Babies we

(02:22:02):
have to have people who are already potty trained come
and move here and get.

Speaker 2 (02:22:05):
Jobs, right we need to grow them.

Speaker 4 (02:22:08):
Here they're just as good doing. WHAT i don't care
whether the architect THAT i hired was born in in Like,
nicaragua or In. Oklahoma it doesn't make any difference whether
you can draw, out.

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
You do the, work get the.

Speaker 6 (02:22:26):
Job you, know as long as they don't steal and rape,
my you, know steal and rape, me that it's everything's.

Speaker 4 (02:22:33):
Good. Yeah, well you, Know americans are plenty good at
that on their. Own they don't need to important. Folks
so like we're, yeah we're under, babied but we were
fine being under. Baby that's called developed. Countries that's how it.
Works you, get it's just part of their war on, women, Right, LIKE.

Speaker 6 (02:22:52):
I, mean the key thing here besides, again besides the
financial lea structure of this is like you're just about to,
say it is about the war and. Women it's like
a lot of women, nowadays they're they're, single they're, working
they're you know fine without a man and all that,
stuff and you, know pretty much like kids and.

Speaker 4 (02:23:15):
There but if you're a family that has two, kids
you're under baby because you need to have two point
one kids to make up for you two going to.
Die otherwise you're just simply, replacing, Right so you're not
gaming any.

Speaker 6 (02:23:29):
Ground, Right but, again no one's doing the the baby
boomer or even the the you, know the forgotten generation
type of you know of love making here it's it's
it's not. Happening and it's when you have a lot of,
millennials even gen xers at the point in, time but
a lot of millennials and the Gen zers they're not

(02:23:51):
having sex like that.

Speaker 2 (02:23:52):
Anymore and and and.

Speaker 4 (02:23:53):
They're not having babies because it's expensive and.

Speaker 6 (02:23:57):
Impossible, expensive it's, costly it's it's. Draining they've seen and
the thing is most of the you, know, again if
you think about some of the, millennials they were they
were products of the gen xers who were seeing their parents,
struggling being probably a single parent and stuff like. That
so they don't want to go through all that that that.

Speaker 4 (02:24:15):
Stress i'm, man kids are. Expensive if if Doctor oz
is worried about how underbabied we, are make childcare, affordable,
RIGHT i, mean there you. Go people would have babies
if they knew that they could safely park them someplace
while they go to. Work but people have to work
three jobs just to get buy in this fucking. Economy
so you know why they're underbabied because they're fucking. Tired,

(02:24:39):
yeah they don't have to GET.

Speaker 6 (02:24:41):
I have desired you, know you, know to be having
kids and all that stuff is a stressful.

Speaker 4 (02:24:46):
Thing you know how how exhausting children are?

Speaker 2 (02:24:49):
They oh, yep Because I'm I'm i'm.

Speaker 4 (02:24:52):
You're under, Babied. Brian, yeah you're. Unbabied uh it must
be nice to be unbabied at. TIMES i, mean they
they they exhaust. Me they they are they are too,
much and like you, want this show is under baby,
right tes has won And i've got three so combined

(02:25:13):
we're still and you've got. None so we're we're not
replacing ourselves now we have lost ground. Here uh so
way to, Go, brian you're the one that's failed As.
NO i, mean tesy's already have two more kids just
to get us to.

Speaker 6 (02:25:31):
Even he's with all his traveling and stuff like, that
how could.

Speaker 4 (02:25:37):
He possibly afford? That, though, yes think about what it
would cost in childcare and all this other. Stuff that's
What i'm talking. About Doctor oz is a fucking, dummy
and he's under brain, celled under, braided. Underbrainded speaking of,
underbrained let's talk about the last story. Tonight the Gold trump.

(02:25:59):
Phone oh, god if you were stupid enough to put
down a deposit on this, ah guess What i'd love
to sell. You here you, GO i got Your trump
phone right. Here you want to buy one of? These
there's a genuine trump. Phone it. Is it is as
good at making phone calls and anything else as The
Donald trump version of This trump. Phone you see how

(02:26:20):
good it is later it's Stream it's. Amazing it's a trump.
Phone there never was A trump, phone you fucking. Dummies
you paid all this, money ain't get shipped for. It
six hundred thousand people put down their one hundred dollars
deposit on The trump. Phone, now if you go on
The trump phone, website they're like they changed it from

(02:26:41):
saying it was going to be made In america to
designed With american values in. Mind and now if you
go and look at the fine, print it says there
may not actually be a. Phone it's just the idea
of a. Phone. Jesus so you never getting your?

Speaker 6 (02:26:58):
Phone, yea you got con, again got grifted again.

Speaker 4 (02:27:06):
Again don't, worry, though don't. Worry The trump phone case
is coming out next month and that's only one hundred
and fifty. Dollars you can buy them by going to our,
GoFundMe Which i'm going to post next week not, on
And i'm going to, Uh i'm going to use our

(02:27:27):
week off to make a GoFundMe and we're going to
Sell chipchat. Phones they're going to be Rebranded trump. Phones,
ah but you can buy them and wave them in
front of the faces of all of The Trump pie
says that bought the trump. Phones we need like a
thank you, chatshka you know to send to. PEOPLE i

(02:27:48):
don't know what that would, be maybe like some headphones
so that you don't have to listen to this show
except for the. Headlines yeah, right listen to the, headlines,
yeah once With brian on. Them, okay now we've come
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(02:28:29):
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(02:29:01):
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(02:29:31):
yeah we've only got a couple couple when we're going
to finish right in the middle and achieve nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:29:37):
Perfect and The, SPURS i don't.

Speaker 4 (02:29:38):
Know, Yeah, spurs it's coming down to the, wire hey
me this? Time hooray join us in two weeks when
we'll have a recap from the prem and we'll see
where that's all at. Uh, Anyway I'm. Chip That's brian
Tesz is on. Assignment you've been listening To chip chat
On Beltway radio and. Beyond also do street.

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Shapiro trying to, rap but don't. Rehearse these right wing
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(02:30:52):
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Years, hm