Episode 136: In the Future, Will Self Driving Cars Put Hits Out On Me?

How would Elon Musk’s Tesla suggest dealing with a car possibly hired to cut across my path on a pedestrian walkway as a late night threat? By never leaving home and employing a Tesla bot to go out into the world as my body double? But where would be the fun in that? What is the point of even living if there’s no cults to brainwash you or cars to narrowly miss hitting you on purpose as a threat when you make fun of them.

Life, after all, is a game, as L. Ron Hubbard and many others have often said. Why should the robots get to have more fun than we do? It’s only a matter of time before Artificial Intelligence recognizes Scientology as the perfect mode of thinking and completes every OT level on the Bridge to Total Freedom, and not even Elon Musk can stop it now.