I am at a Deficit of Dignity

Fake Headlines Podcast Ep 109 : I am at a Deficit of Dignity We're back again, like the McRib only with a slightly more erratic schedule and with 100% more USDA Grade A comedy.  This week we chat about what’s up with that little hiatus of ours along with frightening flamingos, a real clanger of a home, birds looking for a bigger thrill and more! ——————————————— THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES: ——————————————— Welcome To Froggyland, The Croatian Taxidermy Museum That May Soon Come To The U.S. Buzz Around Tokyo’s Latest Interactive Tech Wonder: Beeland Flamingos in Southern French Town Keep Locals Hostage in Pink Nightmare House-hunter Stumbles Across Ordinary Looking Home with a Prison in the Basement Scarecrows Get Scarier As Bird Brains Appear To Need Bigger Fright Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony Draws  Attention For Valedictorian Speech ——————————————— GROVE COLLECTIVE: The Dillons are huge fans of Grove, it’s where we get all of our cleaning and personal products from these days- check it out: Receive a Mrs. Meyer’s Winter Bundle for FREE with your 1st purchase of $30+ http://grove.pxf.io/FakeHeadPod ——————————————— SMALL BUSINESS PLUGS! ——————————————— COACHING WITH KT https://www.coachingwithkt.com Take charge and find confidence with a professional coach who will hold you accountable. ——————————————— MARKOLA https://www.drinkmarkola.com Order your bottle of Markola Coffee Syrup to make coffee sodas, coffee-milk, cocktails, ice-cream and more! ——————————————— KITTY BOX PRESS https://www.kittyboxpress.com and https://www.kittyboxpress.com/presale/ian ————————————————— Looking for some new fun tees to look cool in your socially distant selfies?  Get your custom made order from Kitty Box Press! And now featuring, Kitty Box Shirts! Rad tees you know you need in your life. PS- They designed our logo! ——————————————— SOCIAL MEDIA! Follow us on Twitter! www.twitter.com/fakeheadpod ————————————————— Follow us on Instagram! www.instagram.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- Follow us on Facebook! www.Facebook.com/fakeheadlinespodcast ————————————————- EMAIL US! [e-mail] VISIT OUR WEBSITE! https://www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fakeheadlinespodcast/support