Everybody Loves Holes (Ep. 223)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Welcome back to the Flurry Sports Podcast. We're gonna go
over a lot of sports stuff today because it is
We're in the thick of sports season. We just had
two drafts in the past week, and seemingly that would
be something I'm interested in because everyone knows my love
for the NFL draft.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think that's the best part of the NFL season.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Maybe the NBA and then the NHL drafts happen, and uh,
you know pretty good, you know it is what it is.
It's a Sunday. You know, we're recurring this on a
Sunday night. So again, there's not even baseball happening. I
think all the games are done for the day. Like
nothing is happening in the sports world quite literally, other
than Moleague Beasley may or may not be in trouble

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and that may or may not be good or bad.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So that's kind of the news of today. Oh, Lebron's
coming back for the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Price what I played in a fifty four million dude.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
There's also breaking news that did warrant notifications from multiple
sites that his wife wants him to probably retire within
the next couple of years. And depending on which side
of the fence you're on, either that is good, either
that's bad. Maybe that's obvious, Maybe she is controlling, maybe

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he is. There's somebody, there's somebody NodD stories coming out
of this.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's really fun.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I actually disagree with you slightly. I think the only
option there that's not true is it's not good. Either
side of the fence you think it's bad, just for
different reasons like either his wife his wife needs to
get out his business and learn to play forever, or
I can't believe he's still playing basketball. You know you're
mad either way.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, it's true. There's there's I mean, that is the
NBA in a nutshell.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
James Harden, by the way, opted out out of his
contract to sign an extension, and he is so hated
by certain people that saw. There is a site that
literally the only thing they reported is that he opted
out of his deal, nothing else, just to make him
seem like a bad dude.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
And it's because he immediately cited an extension.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's for some reason sports world right now, this is
going to be a really weird year. I can already
feel it this next twelve months here, it's going to
be insane and luckily sports Podcast to keep you nasert.
He is one of the most coveted free agents. Let's
let that's a good He's fine, he's a great player.

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I guess a five year.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Deal, thank god, thank god.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And they didn't even need to give up five first
round picks, which may or not be valuable for him,
like they did with.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Three D good value one twenty five. I think that's
good for everybody. Five year, twenty five a year.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
There's the Jazz drafted a player who openly said they
didn't want he didn't want to go there.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's the only praise.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, that was they might have to do something about that.
The NBA, like Donovan Mitchell left, so we got to
stop talking about it. No one wants to play in Utah.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well, at least we know the the Utah fans, I'm
sure will accept this guy. You know, they're really going
to rally around him.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
They're loving, they're welcoming. You know, that's their deal. I
will say elephant in the room as well. My voice
is not at one hundred percent. I've been at a youth.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Camp all week, uh, screaming at kids.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I had a couple of moments. I had a couple
of moments where I was like, what am I mad about? Like,
you're just kid, so like the football coach and you
where you're like, I'm now mad at everything you've ever
done on the football field. I had a couple of
moments like that with kids.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Perfect there's no right answers. I love when you get
to a mood like that.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well, okay, this was this was the only time of camp, Zach, truly,
and you know, like We've been doing camp stuff longtime,
our whole lives, so I'm used to it. The only
time I threw my hands up and I'm like, no,
We're done playing this game. I don't know what to do.
We play a game called Boofer, which is you feel

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very long socks full of flour, and then you play
tag you hit each other with these socks. And when
I say, Zach that, I like had to stop this
game for both the physical safety of the kids there
and more importantly, my feeling that I was about to
be named in a lawsuit. I was like, no, We're done.

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I was like we're done with this game. I was
the only adult out there, and I think we played
this our whole lives and I can't remember. I didn't
give any guidance. Besides, well, listen, I had the counselor
star and they were like, here's the socks those people
are at. Once he hit someone there it run around,
don't get hit. That's the game. Cool. They didn't say

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hit below the knees, which I was fine with at first.
In hindsight, I'm like, okay, maybe we do that, Zach.
Here's what happened. One of the eighth graders there, What
are you gonna do? Puberty really got him. He's my height,
he's he's firmly six eight, he's way bigger than everyone else.
And this this third grade asshole who will rename nameless

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so that I don't get sued on the back end
of this, but who's a nuisance all camp. But he
he got into this eighth grader a few times, hit
him a few times, was supposed to give him the
sock in. So I'm walking over to be like, hey,
leave this kid alone. The third grader gets him again,
and this eighth grader turns around with the sour filled

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sock and Zach when I say I thought someone shot
a gun, I was like, oh no, got him clear
in the back welt the size of a softball. Immediately
Blaed immediately changed color. This guy's on the ground like
he plays for it, plays for Real Madrid. He's just
rolling around, where's my red card? And yeah, dude, it's

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it's brutal. The older kid, by the way, is like, hey,
he started it. I'm like, I know. I'm like I'm
not dealing with that right now. But that and then
I think the same kid someone else got nailed. And
then the same eighth grader got a council too, and
he wasn't trying to kill that one. He just got
a really good another welt, and like this was.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What was happening.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I just need to know, am I soft is the
world softer? We did this game the whole time, but
I called it and here's why. Because kids were running
around going literally saying these words, oh my god, when
my mom gets you, I can't wait to show her
all my bruises. And I was like no, I was like.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
And that's the game.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
We're gonna play sharks, and it was instead, everybody bring
the socks to me sign these baby.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
We got narks there that I mean, it changes the
dynamic a little bit.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, I just it's a validation because the game clearly
became how hard can I hit somebody? And I'm like,
we have played that game for transparency with folks every
year for the full fifteen years I've helped. So it's like,
we'll bring it back up. Sure, we'll figure it out,
but I'm like, I don't know, is it time to

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put it out the pastor I needed an opinion.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm bof her. Well, I here's the thing. I'm not
sure if you're playing it right.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I had that thought too, and I didn't set it up.
That was my first thought is next time we play it.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, you said you were the only adult out there,
like the only like was there counselors out there?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
And no, they were doing it during a counselor meeting,
which was mistake number one.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
So you're missing the whole point of the game. The
whole point of the game is to form a lot.
I think it's am I thinking a wrong game. You
form alliances and then you have to go round to
the counselors to do certain sideques.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
You're thinking of Counselor Hunt where they go just tag,
it's just tag. I think we've played we have played
Boofer before, where Boofer is literally it's captured a flag.
We've played Boofer where there's a goal in getting things,
and we have played Boofer where the goal is just

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not to get hit by the sock. This was a
time to the one year thinking about which we played.
They love every year Counselor Hunt and I maybe we
did a combo at one point, but Counselor Hunt, it's
you all hide, they find you, and then to get
a signature from you, they have to complete a task.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Right, which is the best game because.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
We correct they love capture the flag to you, like
they got into that, so I I am will admit that, Like, yes,
next time we lead it more structure.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You know, there's just gonna be more things going on
because if the only thing they had to focus on
is the hit this.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, well I knew from the setup and without the counselors,
I'm like we had forty five minutes. I'm like, maybe
this will go twenty. I stopped it after like eight.
All of that happened in like eight minutes. I was like, no,
we're getting it happened fast, yeah, yeah, very fast. Also,
then this shouldn't I was like, why is everyone all

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the kids went in. I didn't like this either, talk
about being narks. After my game time was over, they
all went to the next things and they're like Jake,
I've never played games as dangerous as Jake's games.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Today.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was like, sentences, we don't need to say out loud.
How about we keep my name out your mouth?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know you never read it back?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
You crazy? Well Game two Sharks and Minnows, I like's
not that hard. You stand on the side, there's people
in the middle. They take it. You become seaweed. This
was the issue with the seaweed, the sea we our cousin,
James Marr included. I will name him because James Maher
had a real good understanding of low man wins all

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the we did so in my version of Sharks Minos
and other people's too, of course, But like, you get tagged,
cool your seaweed. Now sit on the ground, put your
arms out tag people as they run by. Well what
James and a couple other people were doing, the frickers,
You're they're already sitting on the ground. James was waiting
for people to jump and then suddenly putting his arm up.

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So James said, about four people ass over tea kettle.
I saw four in a row, just dong dong dong,
and he I was like, stay on the ground, you know,
learn and like everyone's like, oh, he tripped me, and
I'm like that's his job.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Stay yeah, good, good job. He did exactly what he
was supposed to do like that.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
When I was mad at the kids, I was like,
this is on you all for getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, that's not that's not me your honor, I know.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
And it went both ways because one seaweed this maybe
this was the issue, and I had her just the
seaweed rules too, because the one kid I could tell
he was like, okay, don't jump, but also move because
he he sent his kneeay to do a girl's face.
He like didn't wriggle like the seaweed, just stood there
and took one. And I remember this was one where
I let a kid have it because he's like, she
didn't move, and I was like, that's because I told

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her she couldn't. I said, stay no matter what, no
want to run into you and then you knead her
in the face as fast as you could.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
You know what, that's what happens. Sometimes it is what
it is. You started wearing mouthguards. Maybe maybe that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I can't listen.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I love camp.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I can't sense. I can sense my youthful patience trading
from me though. The worst the worst experience was I
played Giant Sharks Wizards, but for sake of the show,
let's just caught giant team to tect or team Rock
paper scissors. They pick a they pick an action, rock

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beats paper. The whole group does it. They chase the
other and this time I added water balloons. Zach when
I say, I spent with one group twenty minutes trying
to explain the rules of rock paper scissors, like it.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Was impossible out loud.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
A council at one point said, I don't know why
everyone chased us. We won because we had rock and
they had scissors, and I was like, the counselors don't
know how to play. I was like, sit down, I
don't know. They owed water balloons, so they just start
throwing them at each other, which I'm like, this is fine.
But they were all mad because They're like, they don't

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know how to play rock paper scissors, and I'm like,
this shouldn't be what I'm doing today.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
No, No, I mean, I guess you need a whiteboard.
You need a like.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I need, I need a whiteboard. What I wanted to do,
and I almost did. At a point, I'm like, you know,
it's just throw the water balloons at each other. It's fine,
just just to have a water balloon fight. I want
wanted to be like, all right, when I say go
and everyone reveals, I want everyone to stop and tell
me who they think won. I wanted to like make.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Them show their work, you know, right, you shut up? Yeah,
step by step? Who who thinks they would? Everyone raises
their hands. Maybe it breaks some bad news.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
That's right now, everyone hand me your water bullets. You
obviously can't be trusted. We're playing. We're going back to
sharks and minnows. Stay grounded.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
You got to get the play rate without the ball first,
and then will implement the ball, you know, then we
start throwing it around air first.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I know we had that. I feel like more and
more kids are sleepwalking. That was my other Really we
had a couple issues with it. We had a kid
who was freaking other people out because they woke up
and they were just standing there. But yeah, a little bit,
but it's like, hey, they sleepwalk, I Zach, I think

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I've told you this, but the folks who don't know
my I feel like that was the hardest thing I
ever had to deal with as a cam counsels one year,
I think you were on staff, but I had a
kid sleepwalk. But he came to me in the middle
of the night when I was in his cabinets, his counselor,
and he goes, someone stole all my stuff. And I
was like, I was like, what do you mean and
he's like, I woke up, it's all gone. And I

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was like, your locker's empty and he's like yeah, And
so I was like, where do you think your lockers?
He took me over and I'm like whoa And I'm like, okay,
well where's your sleeping bag And he's like they took
that too. I was like, weren't you. No, I was
like were you He's like, yeah, they stole my sleeping
bag right off me and my pill up and I
was I was like that's crazy, I know. And then

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he did what with it, like I was like, can
you describe to me what it looks like? And he's like,
I think it was this kid, and I'm like, no,
tell me what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, like me.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
And then I was figuring out. I was waking up
and I was like, this is not where this kid sleeping,
so long story short, I walked him over to his
bunk and all this stuff was still there, and I
was like, do you think this is your stuff? And
this was this was his line in the sand that
he goes, oh. They put it back, and I was like,
all right, you figure out who did it tomorrow go.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
To bad Yeah. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
And then next night, same thing happened, but I just
walked him back over and I'm like, don't worry, I
already grabbed.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
It for you. Kid's got the earliest oddset dementia I've
ever heard.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah. And then the next morning, no, he didn't remember
any of it happened. Like we called his mom and
like confirmed, like yeah, he sleepwalks.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I'm like, well.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
He guess well he does it. It's crazy. So yeah,
if you got any If you got any, Randy, thank you,
Jacobs jacked as always, I appreciated Randy. If you got
any fun camp stories, folks put it in there, Zach,
Can I ask you what was the like, do you
have any funny like behaviors you had to handle?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Not really like I really passed the ball off, you
know what I mean? You're distribute, distribute.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, exactly, if there's an issue. I mean, there's a
couple of them. Like, honestly, I was pretty good at
talking kids down, you know what I mean? Like, honestly,
I remember one time that I probably shouldn't have handled
it this way. I understand that the kid was whining
because he missed his parents, and I explained to him
how they probably don't miss him, so it's okay, like, like,

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don't feel because I you got to convince him first
that like they feel bad because they're like you know what,
they're probably worried about me.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
They're not living it up right now. And if you
call them that's act, they're actually probably gonna be mad
at you. So you don't want to do that. You
gotta you gaslight them. This didn't happening.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
I can tell you on staff that is the number
one thing that happens is a phone call to a
parent who's like, tell him the tough it out.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's like, this is the one night I have away
from this little ship. I don't want them calling me crying.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
You promised me three nights, and I'm gonna get it.
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I know.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
I gave you credit this weekend for a strategy that
I like to call what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Because I hit a kid with that a couple of
times and like one of the other staff was like,
that was literally the kid. Listen, what else am I
supposed to say? The kid jumped into a trash can
looking for someone. I walked home and I said, what
do we do? And he said, I jumped a trash
can looking for some I said, do you think that's
the best way to do that? He said, Now he said,
all right, get out there. Yeah yeah, I'm I'm like,

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that is what I remember your strategy of like of like,
just hit him with it. We don't have to make
him feel good. We don't have to have a long combos.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Play to be what you think you're doing right now.
And if you can convince me that's a good idea,
then you can keep doing it.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, were you there? The one here? We did a
water balloon fight and the world's most annoying camper got
a water balloon right in the ding dong.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
That sounds familiar.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, for I think we could say his name was Johnny.
I know, yeah, absolutely, Johnny was driving us all a
little crazy and uh, the world's quite as nice as
councler got him with a water balloon right in the nuts,
which we all knew because Johnny yelled, she got me

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right in the nuts and then he fell over.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Good actor though he was. He was melking it the.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Rest of the camp. That was my favorite. He went
back to camp the next day, you go, hey, I
don't know if you saw this, Jake pud she got
me rating the nuts.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Everybody found out.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
We all went over and shook her hand.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
We were like, he was walking with entire time.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
You get have kids now, but it was a good story.
Now it was, you know, that's camp. The story I
had for you though, that I think is genuinely funny.
Is Kyle Hilgar, friend of the show, other staff there camp,
told me he's always got good ones. He told me
that he loved banana bread, which we all do, and
and he loved banana bread so much as a kid,

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and that his mom kept having it add rules so
that they couldn't have banana bread all the time, because
basically she was worried about him catd too much way
for me banana bread, and also she didn't want to
make it all the time, so you know, she ate
him with the well, we're only gonna make banana bread
when our bananas go bad, you know, And then she

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had to be like, well and not just one banana.
You need a few bananas to go bad, then we'll
do that. So Kyle, Kyle, he's like for multiple years,
they'd get bananas and he'd hide the bananas in the
different cabinet of the kitchen, like one banana at a time.
He'd take one, yeah, not too many times. He'll get
suspicius to take one added to the stash. Then he'd

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watch them wait for him to go bad, and then
put him back on the counter.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, what we have here? Good iPhone? Switch about.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh, you'll never believe it. This banana, I've had it
over here, it's not good. And he did that for
a long time. He's like, I didn't too often, and
I you know, Kyle's got a bunch of older siblings
who are also four h Caitlyn of course, who's awesome.
But I was like, Caitlyn had to call you out
and then he's like, oh, she did it one time.
She was like, you are hiding bananas, and he goes,

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don't you like how much banana bread we're getting? She's
like I do? And I was like, that's a good scheme. Yeah,
don't ruin you know, don't you like what we got
going on?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
What are you some communists that doesn't like banana bread?
What do you what's your plan there?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
And so that was my question is that was my
big segue into is banana bread like banana bread has
won the foods where if you told me you didn't
like it, I judge.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yet, Yeah, I would say so I think. I mean,
dare I say?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I think friend of the show who was on last week,
Luke Raymer, I would venture to guess he doesn't like
bananas bread because he doesn't like bananas. But I'm not
saying to disprove your point. I'm saying you would be
one of those people, and.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Maybe I judge him a little bit.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
And listen, Luke, if you're listen what you are, let
me know if you don't like it, because that's fair.
But I know. Listen, you can't get any fruit in
the Pete Osmond no matter how hard you try. He
loves a good banana bread though, of.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Course, of course, and what is I like this vegetable?
But explain to me the magic of zucchini bread. What
the fuck happens there?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Like, I like.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Zucchini anyway, but if you put it in bread for them,
all of a sudden, it's one of the best desserts
of all time.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Zucchini bread is so good that I always question why
it's not in every bread.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, I don't know what it is. I've never made
zucchini bread. I will never make zucchini bread. It's the
most beautiful mysteries in life where it's like, you add
zucchinis to this, it's gonna be sweet and delicious. But alone,
that's not what those are.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
You've never made it. You're a baker, like you you
legit bake, You've never done it.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I wouldn't even consider it.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
You should. I think for the fair money years, you
should just turn it in and call it my first
zucchini bread. Yeah, they could be extra credit for it.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I mean, I might just start throwing zucchinis and random
recipes and just see what happens that.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, as we learned in previous spares, by the way,
we compeede the Fair every year, Open show. It's all
about what you call it.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, yeah, you got dress. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I turned into chocolate cake that was inedible, giant, soaking wet,
just the worst cake you've ever had. And it made
it into the Fair Cookbook because I called it World's
best chocolate cake.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Sounds great.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
It got disqualified.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
They didn't, Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
They didn't even do a double chick of their own outcomes.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I'm Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
She won Best in Show with her fancy cookies last year,
and I wanted to make sure the judge knew that
these were fancy cookies, so I called them fancy cookies
and put them in a fancy font. They she hit
it up quite literally. It's like, oh my god, I've
never heard of anything like this before. Raspberry lemonade, crazy
two flavor that I've never been put together whatsoever, raspberry

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and lemon and you know what, and one.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
I really clear is trying to talk me out of it.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Not seriously.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
She thinks it's funny too, And I'll probably just call
it somebody else. But I'm competing in fudge against I'll
go round this year, and I'm just dying to call
it better than Ron's fudge.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
You should, I mean, what are they gonna do? They
can't put his above it?

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Are I like letting the judge? Now, this is what's happening.
I want, I want you to compare it to you.
And that's the whole thing, because they might not try
every fudge, but if I call it better than Ron's,
they're trying both of ours.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, you'll you'll for sure get an honest opinion. I
think of whose fudge is better? At that point, if
there's not gonna be a mystery, why are you two
is getting a ribbon?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I go exactly the ingredient sheet and just has the
word not written above the recipe title. That'd be brutal.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I mean, you got also got to make sure there's
no insider trading here and make sure Ron doesn't get
a whiff of that if he might do something then too.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, that's so true. Otherwise I was trying to think
of other camp things. The only other thing was we
had a giant snapper.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Show up at camp. Oh, like turtle or what turtle. Yeah,
this wreck hapic camp right in.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
The middle for I mean for folks, for no is
right in front of the mess hall, like raighted front
of the lodge right smack dad, middle camp. Fifty pounds snapper.
The kids got up a few of them for nature hikes.
So thirty kids at six thirty in the morning, and
boy did they see nature. The snapper was right in
the middle camp. Yeah, kind of froze. She was looking

(24:40):
for a place to lay egg. So about two hours
later she finally mosied out of camp. Next morning, came
back dug a big hole to their business and I
think there's turtle eggs out there, but just giant. And
they named her Jerry. I was like, kids, what do
we call it? Immediately some little girl Jerry. I'm like,
all right, done.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Okay, I mean not bad. That's a decent dame. Yeah,
we'll take it.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I kind of like it because it's not good.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's not great. Yeah, I would need to know
the spelling. I'm down with it.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
The settled on G G E R R. I okay.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
So like Murphy, I like, yeah, that's an acceptable one
for people.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, Jerry Murphy, the turtle is really good in the honor, but.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
He deserves that also.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I'm trying to keep kids away from this turtle. I
don't like to go to this well, but it's good
to know that this fastball is still got some heat
on it. I'm trying to get kids away from this
fifty pound turtle that could like, listen, this turtle doesn't
want to be here, but if it wanted to, it
could do some damage. I'm like, hey, don't get close,
little bite. Yeah, they don't care. They're still running around. Hey,
don't get close. It could get you sick. They don't care. Hey,

(25:56):
don't get close. That's a girl turtle that's cooties scattered
to the wind. Just couldn't get further away from the turtle.
I was like, okay, good, still got it.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, don't want those, you know, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I've already disproved COVID, but cooties are still up for
up for grabs here.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Yeah, now that we know, vaccines don't.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Work exactly Now now I'm a little bit paranoid. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, but and this is how well it worked. Because
I don't know what to do. Folks who have kids,
let me know, do you play into that or not?
Because I don't want to because it's like, listen, just
don't be weird and talk to everybody, you know, Yeah,
let's grow up. But also the rest of camp, anytime
they saw the turtle, all the boys, all these like

(26:42):
nine year old boys would call each other. Si'd be like, hey,
stay away from that turtle. Man, she's got cooties. I
was like, well, that's exactly what I want to have,
So that's nice.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter how you get there. That's
why the whole like showing your work thing, I completely
disagree with that being a thing. But if you get
the right answer, you get to the right destination. I
don't care how you got there.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Great.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I've disagreed with the show you work thing ever since
I was shamed by Coach mac Is tenth grade physics.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't need to show it. And
if you asked me what that says, I don't remember.
That was a while ago. I can't read it either.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I mean I missed the day because I was thinking.
I came back and I asked my friends if I
missed anything, and they're like, yeah, coach kind of clown dude.
I was like, what did I do? He held up
in my paper and Mariah Mower's paper, cousin of Joe,
and held him in from the class and said, both
of these got the same answer. One of these I
want you all to copy, and the other one is Jake's.
It's a real sentence, he said out loud, and mine

(27:45):
was just messy. You could understand when I was writing
down same teacher minus three points from me one time
because he thought I spelled pizza sauce on my paper
and I bled on it. I stayed on my thumb
when I told.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Him was this is? Is that what I told him?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
It was blood? He changed it from a minus three
to a minus one.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
You like he felt a little bad. Yeah, you like.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
You know he wouldn't fully walk.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
It back, but keep it clean. But okay, he changed
it to minus one.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
He said, in the future, don't bleed on my test.
I said, we'll do.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Hard tests.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
That's fair, hard tests, hard times. By the way, probably
one of my favorite teachers, So you gotta you gotta
take them with the greate assault.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
But yeah, yeah, he's he told you what it is.
You know, he says it like it is he gave
you zero bullshit?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
No, none, And he loves Separate Ways by Journey. It's
his favorite song.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I don't know that. I he it was he was.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Playing eighties music one time Separate Ways came out and
I was like, I was like, this song is pretty good,
and he goes, it's Journey's best song. And I was like, oh,
is it and he's like, yeah, it's probably my favorite song.
It's it's one of the best songs all the time,
like no Affect. And I was like, I'm not gonna
push this because this is the best conversation I've ever
had with any won. So that's great.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Like I've heard him listening to music before, Like there's
been music on while he's been in the room. I
can't picture myself him enjoying music, So that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
He is Okay, this is a real phenomenon. There are
teachers you can't imagine having.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Hobbies, right, Yeah, yeah, he's one of them. A little bit.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yeah, what's he do?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Like he doesn't fish, He's not gonna go out Like,
he doesn't hike. There's no way. I don't know what
he is. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Do you think he cooks? Does he got no way
he crushes.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I don't think he coached back. Guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
He doesn't know how to cook, but he'll judge you
if he use a microwave. He's that type of person
like he can't even fathom frying an egg, but if
you put it in a microwave, he would judge the
shit out if you're for doing it.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
I could see that, and I'm leaving a door open
for this. I think you're probably right, and listen, no
shade intended, but I am purposely comparing you to or
he goes the other way where it's like if you
walk up to him and you go, these are really
good muffins, he'll go, I'll see about that.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You know exactly he takes.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Making really seriously. He's like, I mean, I know, a
good muffin.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
But he has that personality that he would perfect it.
I just don't think he can. I don't know he's too.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I know I really want Okay, Zach, you give me something.
Other people the chat.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I just want to hear about who's the most mysterious
teacher you've ever had. I could see you out there
get in the chat.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Uh, I mean he I mean it's hand it's hard
when we've overlapped. Yeah, yeah, it's it's for sure him,
but there's got to be other ones you never had.
Winchester is very interesting. Yeah, I don't think he's the other.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Way where he's had every hobby he has.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
He is one of the most obscure people to uh
like like just discover in the public. Like it's always
kind of sad, I.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Know, but one of this is a highlight of my life.
But you're so true. One of our probably my favorite teacher,
I think one of yours too. But the one time
I saw him out in nature after school was during
the run to the Bucks Championship Game seven against the
Nets in a bar in Hayward, Wisconsin, which for the record,
is about an hour and a half from where we live.

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And he was there alone at a bar when he
had been on the water drinking with the other teachers
that day. He said he floated the wrong way down
the river. He said, they'll catch me on the way
back up, and he's just walked it to a bar.
Allowed to your point to watch the Bucks. Yeah, okay,
fair enough, he was, But he's he's a mystery. He
was a gambler. He worked in the soda business. A

(31:57):
good gambler. He had to give it up.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I had because he had kit and started to he
got his wife pregnant. Yeah, he was like professional, like
blackjack player. We had in Advanced Government in Law, we
had like a three week section where we just learned
how to play blackjack. Yeah, we learned the probabilities, we
learned how to do everything like and honestly one of
the most useful lessons I've ever had. Yeah, he's the

(32:24):
reason why I do this job now, quite literally, like, yeah,
he's the best, he's the greatest.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
No, he'd get you hooked on steth I sincerely, I
know we're kind of poking front of him. Just an
awesome teacher. He's the reason I'm like still kind of
in the literature or at least like content analysis, like
if he can make a care about old man in
the sea. My miner was like based on Ernest Hemingway.
It was all just because red like yeah, yeah, literature

(32:52):
with an emphasis in yeah, nineteenth century American author so
it was a lot of there's a lot of Hemmingway.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
So sure, there you go.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
But no, they were mysterious. Also, mister Curtis Jack Jack Curtis.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Jack Curtis, Yeah, yeah, he I don't know if he's mysterious.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I feel like I know exactly what he's doing. He
just watched Network, he does anything else? True?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, true, I mean less mysterious to coach Mac. Yeah,
because coach Mac like obviously coached a bunch of different sports.
Wouldn't surprise me. And all he goes home, never watches sports.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Right right, I don't he doesn't want to see other
people coach worse than him.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
No, let's near the gain from that.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
That's so funny. Yes, I know teachers are I don't
know teachers are wild that way. I'm trying to think
of the lady's name. But the one who is your
homeroom teacher in high school?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Right? Tag? Yeah? What were her hobbies?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Not mysterious?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Kids? Okay?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I said, I wasn't gonna go down that route.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
But it's like, are you thinking of the same the
same person?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Well you had, no, I don't think so. Who is
the history teacher?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
History? Oh, host Ac host Aac Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Like all I can think of host Ack is she
came to school, she taught, she like would have kids
recite the words too. We didn't start the fire every day.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
We saking a new military song every day.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
True, she's uh, she's a weirdough she I mean she
taught my parents.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
That's what I'm saying. I don't like what does she do?
She's just there, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, and she's best friends with Winchester. That's what I'm saying. Okay, Okay,
we found it. We found a good comparison. Yeah, I
don't know. And one of Winchester's biggest hobbies were was
going to Mexico. Remember that. What's that about? We never
fully explored that.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
No, he had property in Mexico. This is a real
thing that happened. I'm saying this out loud. Every year
he would get all the seniors to say on a
T shirt he would take or button up. But he
would take that shirt to a property owned in Mexico.
He would look at all the things that kids had
written on it, set it on fire, and then send

(35:14):
it into a marine.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
That's what he said.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Okay, I don't know something's happening. I don't know what's
going on, but yeah, that needs to be explored a
little bit more.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
What do you think he thinks of the border wall?
That's gonna get in the way of all of his
Mexico trips.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I don't think a border would stop him.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
No, By the way, he'll know everyone who works it.
He'll be like, you know me, I just got to
burn this shirt.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
But he got all this mounder stuff that we got
to give out allegedly to people in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I don't know. I don't know what a weird person,
what a weird.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Said speaking of weird people, I don't know, Adam Silver.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I mean speak speaking of weird people. I saw weird
al last night in concert.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Oh there's our segue. Yeah, please tell me all about it.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
So Opener, by the way, had the funniest moment of
the night. Oh wow, it one of my favorite moment
of the night. I'm not sure if you know who
Puddle's Pity Party is.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
The name sounds so familiar I'm googling.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
He was on America's Got Talent. He is like this
really good singer who dresses like a clown that sings
songs in like a sad way. Like basically, okay, so
he was great, by the way, like he is such
a good singer. Second to the last song, maybe in
the for him and weird how there's like a video backing,

(36:50):
like they had different stuff going on video behind him,
and all of a sudden his song turn into like
this memoriam.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Slash love ballad to some male celebrity. Who do you
think that would be? It's the most it was. This
is a joke just for me, Like some people thought
it was funny. Some people thought had like asked me
and ask people if this person died because they thought

(37:20):
it was a memoriam. You don't even you don't even
need to get problem's life. Kevin Costner like a love
song to Kevin Cosner. He all of a sudden had
a Kevin Costner like print out head fanning himself because
he's so in love with him, basically just sing it
to me a different like epic backings of like movies

(37:42):
of Kevin Cosner in the background. Ended with a bare
ass video of Kevin Costner. I don't even know what
movie that's from, But it went on for six seven minutes,
gives a long time, and it just wasn't really that
he just left that he just walked off the stage.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
That is funnier than every celebrity I was thinking of.
That's such a good pick.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
It was. It's so obscure because like everyone knows who
Kevin Costner is. I don't think he's ever a sex
symbol or like someone he would's ever had a crush on.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
And like I even think now, like I figure Kevin Costner,
I like, h cool, like like I like him, everyone
likes some Yeah, but to take that's awesome. Yeah, so
just weird now, I mean, his show is still great.
I'm guessing it was.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
It was insane.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It was so good, like he sounded identical to uh
recorded ship. He played a million songs. This is like
the Bigger and Weirder tour or whatever. He brought back
a bunch of old songs too, which is good, but
so I think he I mean, went on for two hours.
He brought the Michael Jackson song, which are good. He

(39:01):
had if he played if he played sixteen or seventeen
songs whatever, it would be probably somewhere in there. He
had about ten to twelve costume changes, which is stupid.
And in between when he was doing the costume changes,
they would just show like videos of him, like it

(39:21):
just it would be like different things he's done so different,
like YouTube video stuff from his old show, if he
did the guest spots on The Simpsons or like from
the Weird Out movie and shit like that, so like
it was seamless. That was that worked super good, so
that never seemed weird. But then all of a sudden
he'd come out in like full arm amish costume eighty
five ninety degrees, just pour and gets sweat, and all

(39:43):
of a sudden he's on a segue doing nerdy. There
was a million things, and that was super good.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Those were the two. I was like, he's got to
play white nerdy and Amish paradise, right, those.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Are like he came on in a full fat suit for
oh my god, yeah he's for one song that he
changed again. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
I could read the lyrics of that song by the
way to my dad and just get him dying.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Great. He sounded he sounded identical.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
But the most insane part is that he sang sounds
like Nirvana, like song like song three, or he was screaming,
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
This is a bad choice.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
That every night or like five nights a week.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
That's crazy, right, this is I think this was show
two of the tour, so maybe this doesn't hold up,
but boy, it was great. I would recommend it to anybody.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
And he places the ship out of an accordion.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Fuck yeah he had. There was so much accordion that
was awesome.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
He's like a renowned, like he's really really good at it.
I think he's like world class.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah he was. He was really good with it.
And there's also no like vocal backing, which he's like,
it sounded really good. Still, I'm like, I'm surprised he
didn't have like a backup plan. Yeah, that just wasn't there.
There was like no vocal backing for him. And then
he had like a huge band and shit there too,
like live band.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
So yeah, there's like three or four other singers and
shit like that.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
And I bet that's a great crowd. It was.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It was such a weird crowd. Yeah, it was every generation,
not every type of people, because I will say white,
predominantly white. Yeah, yeah, very white. Have you seen Love
on the.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Spectrum Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
I would say a quarter of the crowd looked like
James from Love on the Spectrum because it was the
tide hei shirt log, curly hair. Everybody looked like James there.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
That's awesome, by the way, that you gotta give credit
words to that's a perfect TV show. That is a
perfect TV show. It's just like what I tell people
like you cannot like Love Island, but it's a perfect show.
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, it has everything. They really they nailed it.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Have you seen have you seen the clips of the
season where the one lady's trying to tell the dude
that she's a.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Mom h telling James I think right or no.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Oh sorry, I'm Love Island.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh I'm Love Isoland. No, no, no, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I'll give you a word for word. She's dating someone
else and she's trying to tell his good friend on
the show. So he has someone to talk to you
about this secret that she's mom, and she goes, I
have send to tell you. He goes, shoot, tell me
and she goes, I'm a mommy and he goes mommy
and she's like yep. He goes Mama Sita and she's like,
I'm a mommy. He goes like, you have a female dog.

(42:57):
She goes, no, I have a child, and she goes,
you have a real human child. It's like this dude,
this dude is sam It's not real, Like what's happening
it's been everywhere.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Mommy, Mamasita like, really, yeah, this is this the US
one or the UK?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
This is the US one. The UK one is awesome. Uh,
we can't watch it because Claire just can't, which is
so fair. We like, you know, we're watching and on
our phones or whatever, and you can't understand the accents.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
They're brutal, they're pretty thick. Yeah, I ham it up,
they really am it up.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
And they're all smoking. They're all talking.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Their cigarettes are hit them with birds. They're all birds.
They are all birds. Yeah, that's for sure. That's for sure. Yeah,
good chat. I haven't watched Love Island forever. Maybe I
should watch that.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Good time to get back into it. But Love on
the spectrum perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Show, Absolutely perfect show, I will say, because I didn't
watch anything like I watched all three seasons at one time.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Basically.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah, so season three the best.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
It's the best. But the producers, the people running the
show need to grow the fuck up. I think like
they need to figure it out because there's certain people
that they kick off the show saying that their story
has been told. Fuck you, we're Steve, bring Steve back.
You're saying Steve's story has been told he deserves the

(44:21):
fucking world and we're just gonna throw him out after
you set up up with some Russian horror and then
all of a sudden, oh it didn't work out. No,
shit like this is stupid. That dude's the best.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Steve probably doesn't want to be on, right.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I don't know. Well, I know in season one the
normal Chick basically I don't think she was on the
spectrum enough for the show, but they told her that
her story has been told and she wanted to be
back on, but they didn't have her on. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I'm gonna ride if the train Lady's not back season.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Four, I don't know. I'm good, No, I'm.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
In on it. I've never loved anything as much as
she loves trains.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Sam. I admire the passion, but I don't think I
could do that. I don't know. You know, I'll have
her over.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
You know who's the worst person on the show, And
I've already told you. I'm not sure if I think
I've said it on the show, it's uh, it's a
Dabo Sweeney's son, Hanner.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
He stinks that dude is not there for love.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I can't believe said that out loud. You have told
me this, but it's such an unpopular opinion that.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I dislike him, or that he looks identical to dab no.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
No, no, that you dislike him. Everyone loves Tanner.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, yeah, and guess what, everybody's wrong. Tanner's there for
one person that's Tanner. It is stupid. He then there's
clips of him on People's podcast looking dead in the eyes,
so bored, and then says, can I speak now?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Fuck off Tanner. He's about himself only it's the whole
I think he's working on that man, work off camera
and then come back, come back for season five, season four?
Is Utah, work on yourself?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Listen, they can't all be is his name Cole? Is
that the awesome one?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Connor Connor?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
They can't all be Connor?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Connor rocks Connor does rock Connor. James is the fucking man.
And then James found a battie off the show like
he did it himself. I admire that, and we better
not kick him off because of it.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
What are we gonna do without clips of James speed dating?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I know, it's so funny, just getting pissed off.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Which, by the way, that's the most relatable. Like I
was like, I don't care what conditions you got.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Going on.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Speed dating is brutal.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I didn't know that was still happening big cities. It's
a big deal.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
It's just like Claar and I went and watch a
new movie, The Materialist. It has Pager piscal in it,
and uh, Chris Evans and Dakota Johnson.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
A fan of him, by the way, just found that out.
Who I'm a fan of herpe Pedro Pascal.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I no, I'm not gonna do my j you're trying
to No.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
JK Rolling fucking stinks. Jo fucking sucks. I don't care
what you think about anything. JK. Rowling.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You had one really good idea, and your books aren't
you You can't.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
She's such a bad writer.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
She has so if if her books were a street,
they would be a Wisconsin road. They have so many
fucking potholes that have did it's insane. She gives her mindy,
a time travel device they never use again.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, well, I mean there's a lot there's that's your
biggest problem with.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Snap wants Harry's mom so much. He still fucking dick
to him. I don't understand that everyone likes Snap. Now
he could have been a little nicer to children.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, of course he could have.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Okay, she likes Harry's mom, but he can't let anyone know.
Is that why he fucking bullies? Ron? What if we?
What's the deal with everyone else?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Snape?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I'm fine with that. I'm fine with the bullshit she
makes up afterwards. Whether she's like there's no Jewish wizards,
She's like, uh, senior Goldstein Jewish wizard, Like that's not
I'm not even exaggerating, have no.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Absolutely, well, listen the reasons I really don't like JK
have some of her views in real life.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
But like diamond door is gay thing too. It's like
you didn't know, no, JK, because you can't fucking write.
It doesn't matter either, Like for.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
The time she was like, yeah, she's also anti Semitic,
Like she was like, what do you mean there's no
Jewish people? Have you seen all the comically jewim goblins
from goblins that I've put in there that are based
on Jewish stereotypes?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
What do you mean the fucking eats bots of ball
soup in there? It's insane?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
No, but we gotta we kind of stopped doing this
where it's like, who are the news outlets who keep
regurgitating the people we know? We don't like, I haven't
heard anyone who's been like, oh thank god, Ja k
waiting on this, Like, no, it's the same thing. I
think that now every time it's like, oh, good Kanye,
you're here, Like, no, no one, no one invited you anymore, Kanye.

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I can't listen to Jesus Walks anymore because of you.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Okay, I know, I know. I just listened to Black
Skinhead yesterday. I'm like, it's so good. I just want
to go back in time to this Kanye. It's so sad.
He was my favorite artist. I'm like, damn it, Kanye.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
And listen. It's not it's not just politics.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I need.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I need Jack Black to stop coming on things like
I'm like, you nothing, He's not in the same category.
I just try to take it out of politics a
little bit. I just like, I don't need to know.
I think people got mad at Lebron at this for
a while, Like I I don't need to know Lebron's
favorite recipes. I don't need to know Jack Blacks, you know,

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I don't need to know jk Rowling's opinions on fucking anything.
But I you know, like sometimes it's like, hey, no,
I'm good, We're good. No one's ever put a mic
in my face and been like, hey, by the way,
what do you think of trans people? But you know
it's I have.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
To hear every show, come back and listen. Just this
is I'll clean it up with this.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
JK Rowling? Who are the who are the reporters who
keep asking her what she thinks of different celebrities?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Because I don't remember what the thing. I'm gonna look
up to see what it was. I laughed out loud
because it was so fucking dumb.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
I'm guessing it's something to do with a difference in politics,
but I.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
It's about trans something.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, I'm sure, because she can't she can't stop thinking
about it. But I don't know, JK Rowling, I don't know.
It's now, aren't we all annoyed by her?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I don't know. Maybe not? No, we are. Nobody likes her?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
No, And that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Maybe, so this is what it was, because I don't
know about you. I love Pedro Pascal. I think, yeah,
he's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's great, Okay, so uh. He
said something about like shutting down her, like I don't
think he even does did much, but she tweeted, I
can't say I feel very shut down to keep at it,
Pedro God loves a tryer, go fuck yourself like he's

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so entitled.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
That's what I'm saying. She's not the gatekeeper of celebrity.
I don't know what your initials stand for, dude, I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I guess I don't. I don't either. I guess I
couldn't tell you anything about it. I found out she
was British like two years ago. Oh, I mean that
was kind of I do that because I watched Harry Potter,
I think, but.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I mean, listen, it was based in London. But that
you don't know anything. You know who knows fair enough?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Fair enough? What do you think JK stands.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
For Karen or just the letters?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I guess we don't know her middle name. Jk Rowing
is her pen name. Obviously, this is such a bad
first name, Joanne. She would be a Joeanne. No news
of a middle name, so that could be anything. It
could be clucks, you know, yeah, short for something else.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
There's such a good joke, sag. That's that's one of
the best jokes you've ever told. That's so good.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah, we could talk about her all day. It's she
is a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
She is a nightmare. You're right, she's a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Who also listen, this is the only part of her
I envy a little bit. I wish I had one
idea so good that I could keep beating it to
death for more money.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
She is.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
It's kind of this. It's kind of not a no.
It is it's the equivalent of a one hit Wonder
is a series. But it's one idea and she didn't
even really flesh it out.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
She she's tried to write other stuff and then she
used I believe she used another pen name because she
didn't want it associated with because she thought people weren't
liking her shit because it's not Harry Potter, so she
tried a different name that failed. Like she just stinks.
She's not good at writing, even the Harry Potter books.

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This is so nerdy. I don't even want to talk
about it. But like she can't write those either. One
of the books.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I think it's the sixth book, the first one hundred
and fifty or two hundred pages of the book are
five minutes of the movie, because nothing fucking happens.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
All of her.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Books are like that. She can't the first book. I
People always shit on me because I never read the
Harry Potter books. I tried.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
This is true.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I tried to read the first Harry Potter book as
a child eight times. I never I tried over five
years to read the first book because I wanted to
get into it. And you can't. You can't. You can't
be mean to an orphan for one hundred and ten
pages and keep me hooked. It takes one hundred and

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ten pages for anything magical to happen.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
True.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
True, that's not good. And then you started to read holes,
and you got even more mad it.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Apparently, I can't.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I can't talk about hole, Zach. The internet's already getst
me on that.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Okay, Yeah, that's that's an unpopular opinion. Everyone likes poles.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Everyone likes soles. No one's bothered by how sad it
is except me. It's just not true. And listen, and listen,
I can. I can have a bummer and still think
it's a good time. I read Schindler's List in eighth
grade for extra credit. Try to convince my friends to
read it because it's a great book. Everyone should read it.
I'll tell you now, it's a lot different than the movie.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You do what it The.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Movie is based off the book. The book is a
lot more historical and autobiographical, so like I think probably
a third of the book is literally listing of.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Names lazy, so it's it's it's.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
A history book, but it's good. The movie is one
of the best movies of all time in my opinion,
but which you should take because.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
But Holes is too sad. You should remember that.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
You should take with a lot of weight because I
don't like Holes, and I also rated Home on the
Range is one of the best Disney movies of all time,
So you should really think of you can care about
what I think about movies. But I was gonna say,
if you're gonna be sad, do it, baby, Like Hunger
Games is great and we're sad from the get go.
We're hunting, we're doing stuff. I love those books.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
But Jake thinks Holes is too sad because you're reading
onions in the desert for pleasure, and then I hate
he and then Jake's of the opinion here you is
treated a little badly by his odds and uggle.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
A little bit and this is the thing, a little badly,
and then he goes away and we like, I have
to go back to them every book. Jk's like, you
know what these people want, more of the abusive step parents.
That's what we need in our lives.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
That is fair. Someone should have stepped in after d
like everyone knows what's going on there.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I will make it a serious distinction. I do not
think Holes is boring. And if I've said as much,
I would.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I don't think you said boring.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I think that the first That's why I couldn't do
the first one hundred and ten PA. It was very boring,
and I don't I don't want to read about that.
It was uninteresting. Holes I think is interesting.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I just.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I you tell me if I'm wrong. No, you got
me talking about holes again? Never mind, i'mbout imbout, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
The only interesting thing that happens early in the Harry
Potter is that he potentially could talk to snakes.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
But yeah, but we don't know if the snake said so.
It's a pretty one sided conversation. Listen.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I I also think like we don't have to give
I don't need to know what JK. Rowling things about
patro of a scout just because she had one burner idea.
By the way, that banger of idea was, what if
I ran through a wall and it took me to
a different train station.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
He also shouldn't there's no shot in hell, and I
have no evidence to prove this. There's I think you're
gonna fully agree with me. There's no way shouldn't steal
that idea.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Oh, there's no way other people were doing magic books.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I'm saying to the fucking tea.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I think she bought somebody out, or she just had
a conversation with somebody, or she had a niece who
had an imagine if you had an imagining.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I think she stole this entire idea. I don't think
anything is her except for the very racist names of
people in the book, like Cho Chang, like Crookshank the
black guy, like or known as shackle Bolt, the black guy,
shit like that, you know what I mean, Goldstein the
Jewish lizard.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
It's bad. It's bad. And by the way, I heard
someone recurg you take this to be one time and
I agree with this. If you're listening to this, yere, like,
just let me enjoy Harry Potter piece. I know you've
taken these slumps already. I had someone tell me that
one time. It's like, I rest with this every time.
That's fine, that's okay. But even those people, the people

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who still love Harry Potter aren't out here, like and
you know what my favorite part about it is the author.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Oh if if somehow we could just buy her silence,
I think, yeah, exactly completely cut ties Harry Potter as
popular as it already is, which is one of the
most popular things of all time, it would skyrocket.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yes, that's that's what I think. Every time is never
something flourished despite the best efforts of its creator like.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
This besides me during my success too.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Yeah, that's unlike Kanye Kannie had already stopped fast work.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
No, I don't know. I like him more, maybe not currently,
but at one point he had you.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Know, yeah, yeah, he was the best. At one point,
just him and Mike Myers talking about George Bush. That
was great. Stuff like that. Oh, Jared Taylor just sent
me a video. Is this about j.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
By the way, Jared Taylor, if you're listening to this.
I love you, shout out. I'm about to make fun
of you slightly, so hang in there. But it's for
a good reason. He is Emily's partner, our sister. But
she showed up to camp. Oh my sister. Sorry mister,
they said, or sister. I'm like what, Oh, Emily's boyfriend. Continue,

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Emily's boyfriend. Who's Emily's my sister? Anyway? Yeah, he showed
up to camp because Emily needed a battle board. He
every time he comes into the place, pulls in with
his paddle boards. How do you, amigo? It's like, how do?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
He says?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
He leaves again, adios a megoes, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Like, are you thinking? Do olding go? Like, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I come to find out he greets everyone that way.
He says, Oh, let me go, saudio.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
He goes multicultural up there and new Auburn whe in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
The trees around Curtis.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah, it's it's listen most arcs of Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I I do like it, but uh no, here's what
I'll say. You give me a list of celebrities. Jk
Rowling dislikes. I probably like everyone on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Yeah, that's probably fair.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
She is our generation's Randy Quaid. My dad can't stand
that man, and I never like I couldn't connect to it.
Like I'm like, okay, I don't care. Now there she is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
You know that's true. She's a I mean maybe I
have no idea. I feel like Quaid at least was relevant.
I don't think JK. Rowling's relevant. So there's like certain
pockets of people areho still trying to make irrelevant, but
she's not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
You know what, that's such a good point, sach I,
What does Stephanie Meyer think of anything? It's like, you know,
I am my issues with Twilight too, but I'm not
out of here bashing her because I I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
She's I know, very like bare minimum facts about that.
She's weirdo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
I'm sure she is, but I don't feel strong about
her because she's not making it my business. She rewrote
a book and just flipped the genders.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Munch. Yeah, she based it on fifty shades of gray
or something that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Yeah, well no, but she did you know that that
she literally re released the Twilight books but just with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Oh yeah yeah genders. Yeah yeah, I like that. That's
a money grab, I like, And she announced it as
a money grab. She's like, exactly, full transparency. Give me
your money. This is not gonna be good. That's what
I'm talking about. And she was like, and she had
one reason she gave it. She's like, everyone for years
said that it was sexist to have like Bell and
all the positions, and I'm here to tell you it

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wasn't about sexism.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
It was about money. Maybe you could read the book
again if you don't believe me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, if you hated the first one, I'll flip the
gender roles and then you must love it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Right, Oh, you're a hypocrite, So that's one of the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Other Yeah, yeah, buy the book.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, I like that. That's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
No, I love it, dude, it's good. I don't know
when this show. By the way, this is an Alzheimer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yeah, this was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
And we did talk about the sports. You know what,
let's end on a sports topic. How about that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
We'll cruise quickly. I have a couple really quickly here. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
First off, Justin Tucker is suspended officially for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I can't believe talking about Justin.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Justin Tuckers has better for ten weeks. Raven, one of
the greatest kickers of all time, Raven's already cut him
coming off a bad year. So but he's not going
to fight it, the suspension because of blah blah blah
blah blah. He also didn't apologize. But the fact that
he's not fighting it means he's done. There's no way
he's picked up by anybody because as soon as someone

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picks him up, then the clock starts. Then he has
to set out for ten weeks. So if he's not
gonna fight it, he's fucking guilty. Otherwise, why wouldn't you
fight it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
And Okay, I didn't know we were going to weigh
into this. I'm so glad we are. We we gotta
hold him to this because I'm sick and tired of
every time someone goes on suspension for something that they
Deshaun Watson like he did it. Maybe not all ninety
eight accusations happened exactly the way listed, but he took up. Listen,

(01:04:08):
the odds are he did some of those things. He
reached a lot of agreements, a lot of things were
admitted to at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
What does the extra numbers mean? Like it doesn't add
worseness and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Everyone's like, well, he contended some of it and then
settled and did whatever, and they tried to make that
seem like he's innocent. Well then we must all agree, right,
we're all in agreement. Then that Justin fucking did it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah, if he's not going to he's not even really
denying it anymore, he's just not saying anything. But if
you're not going to fight the suspension when it is
almost a full season and you're coming off a bad
year and you're a kicker, so they're gonna have to
pay you to sit on the team, and there's no
shot he plays again, like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
He's done, he has to be there's a shot that
he plays.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Right, Yeah, he just wanted to get that out there.
I think we all agree, but I listen, this is
slightly dark humor, but I do think it's funny as
he'll bring it up now that and you can google
the folks and the Justin Tucker allegations now that this
is settled. I would have loved to be a fly
on the wall when he started reading about the Shawan.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Right, can you believe this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Right? Weird?

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Was he doing that or was he like fuck this
is bad? Like he's like, oh no, people are getting
trouble for this now. But yeah, was he in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
From the timing? Yeah, if the timing seems accurate at all,
from my understanding, it is he read the stuff about
de Shan and then he went into it. Yeah, he's like,
that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
That's what I want to know, is the timeline of it.
He's like, yeah, now that people are looking for this,
you know, And that's and this is what I'm saying,
is like he knew people were looking for it, and
he did it for the love of the game. For
the love of the game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
He's the only kicker who can't get away with it.
He's the only kicker's face we know, dude, you can't
be out of here. He's the only kickerho his face.
He's known.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
He had a bad year. It's a bad compo in football.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Yeah. Yeah, if he if he here's the thing, if
he hit six percent of his kicks, it's like, yeah,
what what's the percent? Because I think he had he
was like fourth worst in the entire league last year,
seventy something. But if he was like eighty five eighty six,
Packers have finally found a kicker. Thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
He also accused of bad stuff We don't care because
he can make kicks. That's all we're looking for. If
he was at like eighty nine, he's a brown At
the very least.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
He saved a little time off. Dude, How so true?
How how bad could Harrison Bucker be and still think
that women aren't people? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Harrison Budker not great opinions, but he makes enough kicks
for us just to not ask any more opinions from him.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
He's a JK ral and stop asking him what you
think of patropescal.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Yeah, exactly exactly. He he loves JK Rowell and guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Her sin Fudker loves Harry Potter. There's no out in
my mind. But just to Tucker that is yeah, that's
a good note that he'll be out, probably done. And
here's my question. So we're we're just not going to
talk about him for Hall of Fame? Right, We're done,

(01:07:22):
We're good. Are we going to revisit that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
He's a whole famer? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
It's interesting because he's a kicker, like you have to
be absolutely insane.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
But even because Vinetari I don't think got it right.
He's a ballot I don't think not first ballot, No way. Yeah,
well he's not yet, then he's maybe I'm thinking about
it wrong. I thought he's I thought he was nominated
and didn't get in. First off, crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
I'm multitasking. Let me find the answer to your question.
But he should sue who over whoever puts his photo
is on Google? Is that is Terry? Yeah, that's not fair.
His first photo, the pops up makes him look ninety two.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
He's looked that way for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
He's not in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
I think he was just nominated and I don't think
he got it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Was not inducted in his first opportunities the part of
class twenty twenty five. Okay, he was a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Fin stuck to the game plan and moving forward and
paid the price. And we're talking about UFC.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
What do we facts?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey OLIVERA Yeah, we could talk about it, dude. Yeah,
that's so true. I will say, yeah, let us know.
I like you see, we can talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
We can talk about John Jones, Fuck that guy. Fucked
that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Adam and Terry didn't get in, but we put Jared
Allen's ass in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
I'm a Jared Allen guy. But there's no shot in
hell Venitary is that are first ballot Hall of Famer.
That makes no sense. Like, if you want to talk,
he's the greatest at his position of all time. You
can't talk about the history of the NFL without talking
about Vinitary. All the big kicks, the Super Bowl kicks,
the kicks to go to the Super Bowl, the game winners,

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the records. He's the all time leading scorer in a
sport where games are decided by points, like he has
scored the most points.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Like it. It makes absolutely no sense.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
It's just old angry players about how long it took
them or how they just have the opinion that kickers
aren't football players, Like it makes no I'm not a
specialist guy either, but Vinitary is the greatest to ever
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
It makes no sense whatsoever. It's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Yeah, and you got you gotta look at things that way,
like you should have been in But it makes it interesting,
like we're talking about when it comes to legacy, Like
if Tucker played any other position, I won't even bring
that up because in one listen, britt a guy I
like to pick on sometimes because he's scared are funny
to do so. Brett Farv is a no doubt Hall
of Famer and he literally he's being.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
A statue at Lambeau. He took money from a state
for a volleyball stadium now Wisconsin. Who cares, He's loved
me some Brett Fav. I'm down for this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
I think crime you'd see in a children's novel.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Yeah, he's the Gritch, basically, absolutely the Gritch. What did
the bad guy? And like, oh, it's Charlie the chocolate factory.
What's that guy doing over there? Oh, it's done to
place volleyball. So he's taking money from welfare.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Go to my sports shirt dot com and going on
Brett Fav Grinch shirt might be Brett five, I don't know,
kind of looks similar to him. I got in trouble
with Zin recently, so I got a little seasoned desist.
So I'm gonna be a little more alleged, That's what
I say.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
But gotta be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
But I think Justin Tucker is still the most accurate
kicker in NFL history, even that season allegedly otherwise he's
But you know what, if we don't want to put
him in, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
He hasn't done anything to change the game. I will
say that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
So if you want to go by that bar like
he's not a Hall of Famer and then all of
a sudden he's guy allegations like and he's a Weirdoh
it is what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Enough, that's my only argument there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Like, that's a great segue. I want to I'm gonna
read some names to you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
You're gonna just tell me what they all have in
common talking about care enough.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Okay, yeah, stop me when you know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Okay, m maclin, Celebrini, giraj uh Slaughovski.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Stop, I know, I know what this season were taking
in the NHL draft.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
You're close. We're gonna keep going till you figure it out.
Owen Power, Alexi Lafreniere, Jack Hughes NBA Draft. No, no, no, no,
you're right with the sport before NHL.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Are these on the Stanley Cup winning team?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
No, no, no, nope, this will give it away. Skip
this guy, Well, maybe this will give it away. Matthew Schaeffer, No, okay,
maybe this will give it away.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Connor Bedard, I mean I know the name, I know
the Austin Matthews, Con McDavid.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Yeah, are these members of the Oilers.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
HL.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
These are all, like I just named essentially the last
twelve years or so of the first overall.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Draft picks in the NHL draft. You didn't know a
couple of names. I knew Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Hughes too, I just didn't know why we were talking
about him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
I didn't know he was the first overall pick either.
But like nobody knows, nobody cares. McDavid all I heard
about that reading those names. Oilers got it right. Listen,
this is an age old sports question. What is like
if the Oilers never.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Win one in this You know, I know they've already
won some, but like if they if they never win
one with McDavid, are they gonna be like, thank god,
we made it twice or is it worse?

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
You know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
I think it's just because of how little success Canadian
hockey has had. I think it's good that they've made
it because just speaking of marketing, I think of Canada
like the state of California.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I think they're about equivalent. They're both on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
They both have a bunch of teams in the same thing,
so I assume they're all competing for the same fans.
I am guaranteed wrong, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Assume that's what Canada is, just one little state, so
I think they're all Edmonton fans though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Yeah, nobody cheers for the Canadians. Nobody cheers for is
that nobody cheers release I can. I am confident in
that one. The Jets, what is it Winnipeg Jets?

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Is that right? Winnipeg Jets formerly the Atlanta Thrashers, keep
some respect, might be the future Atlanta Thrashers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
God willing, willing get them back here.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Well, as long as we're talking about Zech, I did
have two My friend Tavin, who's a big hockey fan
from God State, Michigan, so he's a Wings fan. God
bless him. He sent me two articles from the draft,
the one that might be more headlines, so I'll start
with that one. The fifth overall pick, Martin. Let me

(01:14:41):
get his first name, Brady Martin. This is a real
sentence from this article on NHL dot com. UH late
Thursday night, Well, many of the NHL's top draft prospects
were enjoying the bright lights and clamor that is Los
Angeles before the biggest day of their respective lives. Brady
Martin was out in the darkness, rounding up cows, his cows.

(01:15:03):
That is a separate This is so dumb. I'm gonna
show this to the camera. A separate sentence emphasized let
me see if I could get that there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Separate full paragraph break his oh I talicized his.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
But an often that they thought they were doing something there.
He wasn't just rounding up any cows. They were his
probably his debts.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Yeah, honestly, game, respect game. Uh communters driving through southern
Ontario night. It's what you do, said the eighteen year old.
He couldn't go because cows got out at the farm.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I'm just gonna let him all go away because he's
gonna skate around for the rest of his life.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Hey, dude, there's always more drafts. You only have so
many cows.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
That's true. How much are they paying him to be
at the draft? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Okay, Well, these cows cost money. We gotta get him
back in the pen if they're gone all of a sudden,
not making money.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
So you know what, you go, His dad's out there,
like maybe if it was the NFL NFL draft, I'd
let you go. But you're, yeah, for sure, you're helping
me around these olf God damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Yeah, you should have been a log snapper told you
so he stayed with his family watched that so, yeah,
I mean, listen, we like that, right, It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
It reminds me it's different because this is an unplanned
thing and he just stayed home, which I think is good,
you know, helping his family. But it reminds me of
the Joe Thomas going fishing with his dad thing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Yeah. Again, that was planned, that was you know, intentional.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
This is almost better because he put his It was
a selfless act, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Yeah, listen, there's bigger fish to fry. I'm a farmer first.
It just happened to be hell on wheels on ice.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Dude, he's at the first overall draft pick. I mean,
it's crazy by the way his cows, Like, if it's
his cows, he's fucking responsible for him.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
Yeah, of course, yeah, his cows itali sized bolded Uh.
I want to get who is the fiffick in this
year's draft? Dude? He would do this true, Mason Graham.
If Mason Graham's cows got.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Out, maybe the cows wouldn't dare get out from the
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
The only thing I love more than my Cows is
my cornerback. I will kill a man. Listen, we got
to stop doing that. That happened. I think I told
you the story one time. It's stout. We have like
a department meeting. This is where I work now. All
the department heads got up and they were thanking everybody
for what they do one at a time. It was like,

(01:17:50):
all right, it, thank you. They're like, I'd like to
thank everybody for what they do. Great job, and ione
department gets up. You know, we just have an awesome
team here. I would die on the sword for these
people who are like die Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I will try to raise the stakes a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Yeah, like I said, I would die for those in
the Office of Card Registration.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Relax. And then our director.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Went up and we're like, if you're not gonna fucking
take a bullet for us, man, don't bother you know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Yeah, exactly how much you love us?

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Second draft related story from the NHL. You can read
this on NHL dot com as well as Zach Park,
who went let me get his first name for you.
Aden Park went second to last in the NHL draft.
Los Angeles native just showed up, bought a ticket, was
watching other people had no idea who's gonna get picked.
He was in the crowd, shorts and the T shirt.

(01:18:52):
Come on up, buddy, come on down. Yeah. Two hundred
and twenty third of two hundred and twenty four selections.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
That's surprising that there's that drafted. That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
That caught me too. I'm glad that also caught you
by surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
That's a lot NBA. There's sixty. That seems like too many.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
So that many picks. And he was there. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
That is great, that's fun Yeah, and he was there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
He played for Green Bay, so Wisconsin, whoop boop. But yeah,
from LA and he was there. This is my favorite though.
It's like, this is how you know what caliber player
he is? And I assume good dude, he said an
executive in the article, He's like, an executive came out
to me earlier to day and he's like, I think
you're gonna get drafted.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
He said, no way, shut up, fuck you, there's no way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Don't get my fucking oats up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Man, doubt it. Hell if I am bet try it there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
But his roommate got drafted the day before Riker Lee,
which by the way, great fucking name.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
That's a great name.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Yeah, the bull rights in the off season.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
For sure, for sure, Jared watch out Taylor. Yeah yeah
there you got any place hockey.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
But his roommate was getting like interviewed and he goes,
oh shit, someone took aiden, which is great.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
You know, so that's true, but that is a wild thing, like,
oh my god, he actually got drafted ship.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
True, So one guy wasn't there tend new scals. Other
guy there just observe it, which I think every draft
should do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
I mean it was the it was because it was
in Green Bay. But the one kid that got drafted
by the Packers in the fourth round or whatever, they
made that huge deal.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Yeah, that is fun. Yeah, one listen. I know it's hockey,
so it's a little different. But I do love the
idea of being like, oh my god, he's from LA.
Like there's so many people like true, yeah, yeah, it's different.
How many of you are from LA?

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Yeah, I mean honestly, for hockey, who knows.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
I know, that's a big deal and they made it
seem that way, like, oh my god, hometown kid, what
are the odds? Yeah, I mean I don't know that's true.
If that draft was in Arbor, it'd be like whooped
de doo?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, they actually came from fucking Sunshine, Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Like, holy shit, that's true, big Tampa Bay Lightning fan.

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Yeah, born and raised, Like really, okay, interesting, it's like
the first I mean, no, I don't even say it,
but uh, I'm not going to go there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Any other hockey stories. No, that's it. We've talked enough hockey.
You know, we have talked enough hockey.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I want to go out on this one last thing
because this one article is a very florry sports podcast article.
In my opinions from Pro Football Focus. Those who know
me know I love me some pro football folks love
what they do over there. And I'll even shout out
the author because I think he deserves it. John Costco

(01:22:06):
is writing about the ceilings and the floors for all
second year NFL quarterbacks, and the ceilings and the floors
aren't are comparing them to current NFL players. Okay, so
for an example, this isn't one of them. Let's say
Aaron Rodgers ceiling this year is John Elway and his

(01:22:29):
floor is Brett fav of the Bikes you know what
I mean, that's what they're essentially doing. But for all
second year quarterbacks, all of them are current players except
for one, and it's gonna be the most obvious one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
We're just gonna go through them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I'm gonna have you guess what the ceilings and floor
for each of these quarterbacks is. Okay, first one, he
already kind of breaks his rule a little bit because
the floor isn't necessarily a player. I'll say the floor
is bust. And I'm not sure why he couldn't come
up with a bust. Maybe he was just being nice.
I'll give him a pass on that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
That's what you just didn't want to say Ryan Leaf's name, Like,
what are we doing right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Because he didn't he breaks the rules with current quarterbacks
later anyway, what do you think Caleb Williams ceiling is
for a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Player this year?

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
This year?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Yep, of a current NFL quarterback. I'll even say starter.
Not all of them are starters, but this is a starter.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
What would he say?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I mean, honestly, honestly, I'll even throw I'll even give
you my agenda here up top. I want you to
match skin color. Go CJ. Stroud close. It's very close
in terms of complexion. I haven't compared the two buy,
but just assume these two people have the exact same complexion?

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Did you shout out this author just to be like,
by the way, this article is a little racist because.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
I will yep, fuck this guy. John, I love that dude.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
That's awesome. Okay, great I that now I know a
game we're playing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Patrick mahomes close in complexion as well, Jordan Love. That's
a ceiling. It's a very little bar to set. But
you know what, there you go. We we're gonna get.
I do this to me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
You've really ran me through my emotions. Caut Let's say
if we're about to end on by the way, we
can only compare quarterbacks to folks, they'd be and guess
who you can all do this me? It's my least
favorite thing we do in sports. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
That's why this is the sports podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Okay, here we go, bring it on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Who's next? Next? Is Jaden Daniels? Who do you think
Jadeen daniels ceiling could be.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Flor Taylor and his ceiling is whos.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
A little more optimistic than Tyrod?

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Okay, it's a start.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
It's a starter, as well, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Floor, you want me to guess floor too? Are all
just ceiling? Both ceiling is Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Of course, yes, of course, I don't know why, but
it has to be Jesus Christ. Floor is a little
higher than that. Let's say, make sure they're mobile. Russ,
Russell Wilson, Russ is good, more mobile. It's Kyler Murray.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
First off, keep his name out of your mouth. We're
talking about Jade and Daniels. I'd be pissed about that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Though. That's just a floor.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
By the way, C J. Stroud is right there, that's
a great floor comparison, like I don't want to do. J.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Stroud is half works where Sam Hell.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Just to be fair, actually, Kyler Murray, I think it's
part Korean, so this also doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
That's true. All right, let's keep going. By the way,
we're acknowledging that this list is racist. We don't agree.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Okay, carry on my list, not my list. This is
where it gets fun. This is one of my favorite ones.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Drake may floor this season others.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Potentially is potentially a starter borderline right now.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Daniel Jones, Yep, you said borderline, starter, white guy, and
I was all over it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Of course. Uh, and it plays light.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Uh did he say, why can't I think of anyone's name?

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
The Chargers quarterback Herbert.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
He's for a future one. Honestly, they use Herbert for
it's very it's very inclusive. Actually it's not necessarily the
same skin color.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
They didn't fucking say Josh Allen. Did they for Drake Red?

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
No? No, they hate Drake Man. They say his ceiling
is Trevor Lawrence. That's crazy. You could you could flip
the two, it'd be the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
To me, I had the same thought. I was like, wait,
is it would you rather be Daniel Jones?

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
I don't know. Yeah, once had more success than the other.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
So true, Okay, that's crazy his ceiling. Yeah. By the way,
this is where this list becomes very obvious, like that
is not We're using Trevor Lawrence in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
The list, right, Yeah, he had to shoehorn it in.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Also that. No, now I need a moment to be angry.
You're so correct, sect because that's so fucking dumb, because
the only reason you would use those two those two
aren't similar. Trevor Lawrence and Daniel Jones do not play similar.
So either Drake May is gonna be can't throw but
can run, or he's gonna stay in the pocket and
throw a million pigs, Like what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Drake May doesn't really play like either of them either,
Like it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
They're all from North Carolina, they all played college ball
there or no clumbs in South Carolina.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
They don't have to.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Worry about getting pulled over for going the speed limit.
I mean otherwise they don't got anything in fucking commt
What do we do it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
This next one I'll give him credit for for the ceiling.
I'll give I'll tell you who it is because you'll
never guess it because it doesn't even make sense. Really,
Michael Pennix Junior. The ceiling is justin Herbert. Oh, we
got one?

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Sure, so I guess could be good on a bad team.
I don't know how that makes sense, but that's true.
Who do you think the floor is? He gets back
on brand here for the floor?

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Michael Pennick Junior. Did he say a starter.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
In our hearts? I think again? Probably borderline?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Okay, Oh my god, he said Jameis Winston he did. Yeah,
that's brutal, that's tough.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
That is tough, and honestly, that's not a bad floor. Again,
he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Can I say in terms of so far, like where
the relation of the floor to the ceiling, guys are
might be his best one? Like, I think it's an
interesting comparison to be like Jameis Winston to Justin Herbert
is an interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
You know, yeah, yeah, I guess that's the same. You know,
one of the one of these quarterbacks has been to
the playoffs or Herbert was in the playoffs last year,
wasn't he? Yeah, but even still whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
One of these had one of the greatest seasons of
all time. He just also threw sixty interceptions.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Whoops, this is okay. This next one's my favorite because
it is so obvious, damn. And you're gonna love it
too because it's talking about one of your least favorite
players in the NFL already JJ McCarthy, and I just
watch you again. I please do not picture his on

(01:29:39):
field play. You just need to look at JJ McCarthy's name,
or no, look at his face. How does JJ McCarthy
look Who does he look like?

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
And give me his seilig at his friend because this
is the most obvious one of all time. Kirk cousin
Sam Donald? Uh close? Sam Donald is the floor? Yeah
that is true. Oh, Josh Allen, Josh Allens too, you
need more preppy nepotism white.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Okay, I'm just not thinking of the dude.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Uh it's you're so close though, Josh Allens. More. Oh
Colored Burrow, Yeah, Burrow and Darnold and McCarthy are the
same person. Again, not talking about on field play. They're
just the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Didn't Male Kuiper write this list like what are we doing? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
No, I do want to remind everybody though, it is
John Costco. I believe ye with a K k O
s k O s ko. Sorry, that might be just
came out.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
That might be what JK stands for.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Maybe this is JK. Rowlings pseudonym crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
She would write this list.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
That is one laugh though, by the way, not.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
The thing to be most mad about in this list.
I don't like JJ McCarthy. You've already said, yeah, don't
keep Joe Burrow's name out of what do we do it?

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
I I should just bring up the pictures of these
three people. They are the same person. I can't even.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
They're the same pokemonunt evolution.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
They are. They're the same fucking person. So let's go
Joe Jesus can't tell.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
By the way, Joe Sam Donald's a floor now a
high floor? They think, JJ, Why is everyone like JJ
McCarthy so much? Also like JJ McCarthy's floor is maybe
jamis Winston, Like we could have gone that route, we
could have done something.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
There, that's true. Why is it showing it like this?

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Also?

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I just think it's important to get this up.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
This is this is how lazy this writer is. One second, Zack,
if I hadn't tell you, you're thinking of a floor
for a young talented Minnesota viking with a leg injury
who everyone knew was supposed to be good but maybe
won't be anymore. What name comes to mind that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Maybe you could say it's has the same thing there,
it's they just everything surface level. Can't we just say
Tanny Ridgewater and move on? Like that's lazy?

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
But it's you could do it, but we can't do
that because you wouldn't pick them out of a lineup?
Like what do we do it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Okay, so far we got this, we got I do
really want to see that. That's yeah, that's crazy. YouTube
Flurry Sports like I subscribe. We appreciate it. This is
a good plug. We've got a video coming. I'm working.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
I'm finishing touches on one about the Rooney rule. So
this is a great plug for that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Which one's which? I honestly can't I can't decipher who's who.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Yeah, one of them hasn't shaved.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
McCarthy honestly is the child of these two. They look
I don't. This is a missing no at Jenda Wisconsin situation.
They're all the same person.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
This is, by the way, figuring out that looked like
missing now is also an alzheimer. Um, this is insane.
This is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
True. But Jake left one left and that is bow Knicks.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
And remember I said one is a not active quarterback,
So I'll give that to you. One of the the
ceiling or the floor is a former NFL quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Did they say John Elway? Did they do the ghost?

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Okay, no, no, but you do got to do a
ceiling and a floor. The floor is a backup.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
I will say that, Oh, okay, floor for bow Knicks.
Let's do Mitch Trubisky.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Close close it is it's Mac Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Okay, that's by the way pretty low floor.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
It is a very low floor. He's not a starter.
I think Bonick is gonna be a starter.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
So what did he say at Philip Rivers?

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
No? Go, hey, he plays for Sean Payton. What a
dumb article. It's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
I wasn't gonna say this because I thought at first
you read to see you and you liked it. Oh,
so what do we do when we run out of
things to write?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
We have to honestly, I should write this article and
say every quarterbacks ceiling and floor like every starter.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
For for Jordan Love, it's gonna be ceiling, Aaron Rodgers floor,
it's gonna be it's gonna be who's that fucking bad quarterback? Yeah,
who's the guy who Emily and Hannah hated Brett Hundley.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
It's gonna be that. For j J. McCarthy, it's gonna
be ceiling Brett fire floor. Uh, Sam Ponder, Oh, let's
just it's just and but it's not a ceiling and
floor based on just the franchise. Okay, don't even think

(01:35:15):
about that. I do want to. I want to do
a comparison. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Everyone understands what this article is. It's the whole white
receiver is Wes Welker, like it is. This black quarterback
could be Lamar Jackson or Michael Vick. It is all
of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
It's it's why this white quarterback's got a lot of
good decision making skills. He really makes, you know, a
lot of things happen in his head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But cam Ward is an athlete. Cam
Ward is reactionary, He's a playmaker. Stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
By the way, I would just like to say Daniel
Jones got asked to play a different position one time.
He threw a fit joining the different team. Lamar Jackson's
won two MVP, So let's, you know, let's talk about
it a little bit. I had to listen to shows
for three years. Tell me that maybe he was playing
the wrong position. You know, I don't know if he's
a quarterback. I'm not sure what possession would you like

(01:36:09):
him to play. They were saying that about Kyler Murray. Listen,
I don't think Kyler Murray is a great quarterback. You
want five foot eight Kyler Murray out there catching drop passes, like.

Speaker 5 (01:36:17):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
What are we doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
It's as dumb of a conversation as when Lebron's like
I could play receiver.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Get your fucking six eight ass out there. We're gonna
hit you the shin once, snap your leg. It's called
a cup block. Dude, Cookie, Yeah, it's so dumb. No,
you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
All right, Zach, can I end on something fun? We'll
get this taste out of her mouth. I thought of
a game on the fly. Okay, sure you made me
think of it with Christian Ponder. All right, good, we're
gonna go back and forth. Let's do this three times.
I'll let you start. You're gonna name a team. I
think let's keep it football, but if you want to
get fun, we could do probably basketball. You name a team,

(01:37:00):
you count to three, We say who names the funnest name,
the name that makes the other one giggle the most.
Christa wonder kind of got me. Christoph Potter is good.
I wonder what Christian Potter is doing. He was drafted hot,
wasn't he like the tenth pick?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
True?

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Let's do it this way so that we don't have
an unfair advantage. You say a team, I say name.
Then I'll say a team and you say a name.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Okay, oh yeah, that's fair. So give me a Dolphin,
Richie Incognito, dude, love Ritchie and Cognito. I thought you're
gonna go Jake Long, who I also love.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
I thought it was a little mainstream. I also almost said, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Jason Taylor, Jason Taylor's good. There's gotta be something.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
There's a lot of They have a million running backs
who are all the same exact person.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Tannahill, Tannahill's fun too. Tannehill. Shit, he's basically just Damie Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
You should have then it took me too long to
think of this name. What would you done? And I said,
Mark duper Mark is good? All right, Well my answer
is Richie incognitos. Can you give me a ram?

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
A ram? Blake Bortles, Damn damn.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
I purposely didn't do Jacksonville, so you could do that.
But you got me anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Foiled the boat, you know, he set sailed, hitched his wagon.
There there's a there's a I mean, you know who
also was a ram? Sam Congato was a ram for
a little bet.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Yeah, he's good.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
Yeah, there's some one of the reason forever reason Weddell
is always fun to remember him. Kevin Green, Kevin Green's incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
Yeah, I know, you love Kevin Green, Deacon Jones my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
He's a secon go too. Okay, all right, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
I'll get another because you found you found Blake Portles.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
You know it's hard to find them sometimes. Give me.
This is a team that has a lot of just
random obscure people, so I'm interested. Give me a Titan.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
I was thinking you were gonna go Cults. I was
in the right division. Okay, Titan, that's fun. Oh God,
that lose power. I'm back. Is there a more fun
answer than pac Man Jones?

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
I do love pac Man Jones. I've never seen anyone
play two positions before. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Oh let's just think about fifteen years ago, pac had Jones,
so stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Yeah, pac Man Jones. I almost went Bruce Matthews. Is
that more fun?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
I don't think it's more fun, But he's he's incredible.
Yeahs Eddie George.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
I'm thinking the big names, But like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
What about uh Lynn dale White?

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Remember him? Oh dude, Okay, can I change my answer?
You're gonna think this guy's kid, but I think of
his legs when I say Earl Campbell.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
He's got some big legs. He's my favorite. Or Buddy
why umry.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
I wish I would have pulled that, but I officially
answer pac Man chains um, that's pretty fun. Can you
give me a jet?

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
Ferguson, you dude, absolutely go fuck yourself. That's who I
was thinking of. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
You know who I almost who is the exact opposite person,
And I hate that I thought of him first.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
Chad Pennington. I hate that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Why are you so good at this game? I don't
know if that's so good. I was literally like, if
he says to British fergus and he wins.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
To brickishaw, is such a good dab. We've never seen
something as good as that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
He was drafted way too high, no.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
No, like, no one could call him a blest. Did
you get the British off Ferguson on the left side?
It's like, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
How high do you think he was taken?

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
He was?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
He was pretty early first round, wasn't he Wasn't he
like a six overall pick or so.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
I believe so, I thinking of somebody else. Now he's
the fourth overall pick.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Fourth, he was early. He was there for how many
years did he play? Doesn't say ten?

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
It was a lot. Yeah, I mean shit, whatever, it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
I mean, and listen, a good line play. I'm not
gonna knock it. Could I just see quick who was
taken after him?

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
I'm sure someone sure, hall of Famer.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Oh two thousand and five, I got one. That's the
Rogers here. Oh yeah, so that's an easy answer for everybody. Oh,
this was a trade. A trade so that the Cedric.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
Benson that band. I love said band. He's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
That's crazy. Um, yeah, I want a draft. Okay, let's
do one more round. I'd like to go first this time.
I'm gonna give you what's a fun team? What's a
fun team? Let's let's do I'm gonna give you a
toss up because I think you're gonna give me really
fun Detroit Lion.

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Oh, Detroit Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Okay, I mean, this isn't my answer, but an obscure
one that almost nobody cares about is Jared Aberderis. Yeah,
the magic man there. Oh, this isn't that fun. I
just had to shout him out because I love him

(01:42:52):
as a player. DeAndre Levy he was he was insane,
and then he disappeared off the face of the earth.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
I appreciate that you didn't do. I thought you were
gonna go to mainstream and do Dante Culpepper, which is
fun to remember. But you know, I always wanted to say,
or Scott Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
I wasn't there at all. I was thinking, I mean,
this is where my bidwood. I was hitting all the
big people. Unfortunately, because I was like Jason Hanson, Eric Ebron,
I had Reggie Bush in there.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Jason Hanson is really fun. Like my favorite fun fact
ever is Jason Hanson. Literally, to the point he retired,
played half of his life in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
He's the only thing good about the Detroit Lions, and
he got it. Didn't matter he could have been bad,
it was he would have been paid the same.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
He joined the Lions at age twenty one, and I
believe he left the Lions when he was forty two. Yeah, yeah,
over twenty years. Yeah crazy. Okay, what team you got
for me? Will finish strong?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
Let's go with give me a fun eh No, I'm
not gonna do cow, give me a fun giant.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
I mean, there is that guy who blew up his hand,
but let's do Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
I can't think of his name.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Yeah, it's French, it's French.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Pierre. Is that Olivier?

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
No, but it's French. I remember that piece of it.
Let's do who's fun? Who's fun? I mean, how fun
is Phil Simms?

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
No, let's see Pierre Paul.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Sorry, that's really dumb. I'll do I'll do. Brandon Jacobs.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
He was a psycho. I know you love him.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
I was like, whatever, we'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Remember this isn't that long ago. Remember like five years ago.
He tried to him back as a defensive end.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
Or he's a fun thing. He's a crazy guy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Crazy. He was like drunkest ship every time he is
out there. Yeah he was.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
He he absolutely killed us at seven.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Yes, he was just drome bettist but fast, like he
can move. It was huge. We need that back that
he was. He was like stronger than Derrick Henry. He's
not as fast as Derrick Henry. He was a mammoth
in the backfield.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Yeah, that is good? Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
I was trying to think of the Iowa State running
backs name, who's gonna play this year for him? I'm like,
how fun's that guy? But I could think of it.
I can't think of his name either. Yeah, I know
this game's hard when you can't remember guy's names. Iowa
state running back?

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
What's his name? It's really off. I think it's Iowa.
I don't think it's even Iowa state, is it? Or
is it Iowa State? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Also, I'm an idiot, it's Arizona State.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Oh you're thinking of a scatter bow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
I was almost like camp Scatabo. Fun name.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
That is a fun name. I'm I hope he's I
hope he's still prick. I don't want him to get
nice on me.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
No, I'm gonna give that round to me. I think
Brandon Jacobs, Yeah, I agree, I agree. I think that's
a good one to go out on. We gave you
a wrong episode. We gave you a fun episode. You know,
if it wasn't fun for you, just rust as shirt,
it was fun for us. Yeah, And I hope that
makes you feel good. We'll be back next week, start

(01:46:37):
in July. Here's something. Let's go on on this, let's
talk business. When's our break? So it's gotta be very soon.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
You can't do this?

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Is this the season finale?

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
No sports all safe day? You don't side sports inside
th

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
Fuck Yeah,

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