How Many Beers? (Ep. 235)

Jake is back in America, getting caught up on the past two weeks of sports! We also discuss how many beers is the correct amount.                                       

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Welcome back to the Flurry Sports podcast. You may be
tuning in to us today because apparently no one can
watch Monday night football on YouTube TV. It's that, I say, bonjou, Yeah,
that is that Luke. Luke Rymer filled in nicely for
the past two weeks. He did a great job. Jake's multicultural.

(00:44):
Now he went to he hung out with Rudy Gobert
in France and dare I say it started another pandemic?
Who knows? But Jake missed ten days of sports, And
I don't know if this is a good way for
us to really just focus on how much happens in sports,
or if you missed the most important ten days of

(01:08):
sports the entire year, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I well, I messaged you at one point because like
a day late, I found out Chauncey Billups was arrested.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, everything blew up immediately pretty much when you left.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, with that happened, I was like, what's going on? Also,
like to put it in perspective, what a bubble I
was in. I was gonna. I won't even make you
play this guessing game. But I saw two sports posters.
One was the history of Tour de France winners, okay,
the other the other was Champions League, which I expected,

(01:43):
like soccer to be big, but those were like.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
The sin that'd be the only thing that makes sense
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's fair. Now some ted Last and ted last. It
was everywhere on the plane that was fun to see
people watch different episodes of that Webin Yama big deal.
Unsurprisingly he was a lot of places. Uh this was
I was like, we live in a fantasy, lad. I
don't know. I'm sure sports are big, and it just

(02:10):
was like the fashion trends, without a doubt the number
one brand we saw, let alone sports thing. We saw
thirty six Yankees hats while we were there. I don't
know if five of them were baseball fans, Like maybe
it's just the fashion statement of the Yankees at but
I was like, look at all these dick bags walking around.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You were in France. I mean, I think that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Hey, I don't know, but I was like nothing. I
was tuned in. The only sport of choice while I
was gone was the Louver heist.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Other than that, I was spoiler alert. I tried to
create an AI video of you seeing.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
So good.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It didn't really work, Like I couldn't get it. Kept
saying a copyright and like because of you, not because
of the louver. So he I needs to figure it out.
But yeah, that was certainly alarming. The timing seemed a
little too perfect that you go to France all of
a sudden one of the biggest heys in a long
time gets pulled off.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I gotta tell you, they were happy to see us.
You know, we didn't deter our plans. They were like, welcome,
thanks for trusting us. I will say this was funny,
and I'm curious of someone who wasn't in France at
the Times perspective. What I was hearing was like France
is passed as they should be. They're like, how did
this happen? What's going on? I went. I was like,

(03:38):
I'm not an expert. I can tell you how this happened.
This is a fucking museum. I was like, this isn't
like They're like, how did they get past the security?
The security asked me not to chew gum in line,
you know, like they they're not. They're not like we're
ready for a robbery. They're like, hey, kid, stop climbing
on the mona Lisa.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You know yeah from America standpoint, at least from things
I've heard, And maybe it's just internal feelings as well.
Everyone did sort of a hell yeah, like that's awesome.
Good for these guys, Like I love the hustle. It's
been a while since something like that's happened. That's great,
Like I'm glad that human kind. Mankind still has their fastball, Like, yes,

(04:22):
the whole thing about museums is that you steal from
them and you're not allowed to take flash photography, but
you do anyways. It's oh, I'll catch it the next time.
I always accidentally take a few. I don't even understand
how that damage is anything, but you gotta try.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's so funny. I don't understand how damages anything, but
it is funny where It's like, I never take flash
photography any other time, no, but taking at the museum
maybe museums and movie theaters.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I am a museum paparazzi. I'm flashing the as bright
a flash as possible every time. I mean, make the
clicking noise, and we need to make sure everyone's all
eyes on me.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, Roy Katt or Jamie. Yeah, but it was it
was wild, so I'm excited to get back into it.
You were sending me random updates throughout. I was trying
to w W was kind of big there, not like huge,
but it's like I saw w W E Staff So
that was cool.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Trying to think of a French wrestler.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh, I don't know if that exists.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Uh, Lance Storm, I think he's French Canadian Storm fans
over there.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I was thinking the same thing. I was like Brett Hart,
Kevin Owens, all French Canadians. Yeah, it's about they speak French,
which I think counts absolutely. Yeah. If UK claims England
or UK claims most of Canada, I think France can

(05:52):
claim like quit back, right, yeah, I think so it's one.
It's a weird thing where it's like I don't think
they get as much shit as UK does for like
still kind of having colonies like they still have like
random countries that are French. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, it's all over.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Here's my big takeaway. As so long as we're on
the France stuff, Okay, France has been holding out on
us for one specific thing. Okay, you go to France.
First off felt big. It's like all these fuckers are skinny.
It's probably because they're all spoken, but I was like, oh,
how are you also skinny? I figured it out sech.

(06:34):
On our last day there at the airport, we got
French McDonald's. Okay, menu was in French. I did my best.
I was like, oh, what's here? I just want some
mc nuggets for Claire and I to split and by
the way, Guild and the Lily. It was a wonderful time.
It was an awesome trip. We get to the you know,
the end of it. I'm like, oh, one last hurrah,
Let's have some French nuggets. There's a little stamp on

(06:55):
it is France only, so I was like, must put
their own staple on it. We get the boy plant nuggets,
twenty plant based nuggets. Dude, brands, I gotta tell you awesome.
And I was like, these motherfuckers have been holding Zach.
Here's what I'm saying. Those motherfuckers know how to make

(07:16):
peas taste like chicken nuggets, and they're hold it. They're kilmas, dude.
I was like, if these were in America, I beat
two hundred pounds. I just eat plant nuggets all the
goddamn time.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I'm gonna do some research life on the show. I
don't believe it. I don't subscribe to this.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It was so good and I was literally I don't
think they offer the chicken nuggets in most locations.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now, what do French people have against Frans and veggie
macplant nuggets? Is that what they were called?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah? What was in French? I'm sure it sounds better
than French.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Let me bring this up for the people. What a
dumb son of name?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah? Mcplant nuggets?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Uh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
If other people have had them, get in the chat.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Can you see it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Good?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, veggie mcplant nuggets? Okay? Is it? Do we know
for sure that it's peas?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Collaboration between beyond meat McDonald's, so we should be able
to do it here ye have pea and wheat? Yeah,
ross that seems weird, bonappetite French? Nice love that? So
just a we're all the point. So it is just
a France thing, huh.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, but we should be able to do I'm telling
you it's a conspiracy. They don't want the world to
know that. Whatever the hell they put in chicken nuggets
could easily be replicated.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I mean to be fair, I don't necessarily believe our
chicken nuggets are that much chicken, but that's what I
want to say. I don't want to be wheat. I'm
fine with peas. I don't want to be eating nuggets bread.
That's weird. But it's bread, sure, I don't want bread
and bread.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh that's funny. I read it as like I I
was guessing that the pea protein was the middle and
the wheat was just the breading.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, no, no, no, it was the wetest.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Part of the middle. Gotcha, gotcha. I'm telling you this
will tell you how much it tasted like it. I
loved it. I was like, these are really good. Claire
was almost out on it because she couldn't she she
couldn't shake the feeling that they accidentally gave us chicken
nuggets and then not knowing made it too like weird. Okay,
so that's how similar it was.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
So are you what do you dip it in?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh? They're MC creamy sauce, because apparently it's illgal to
call it ranch. I had it. These people sucked, dude,
they had uh uh yeah, so ran sauce they had class.
My favorite sauce is honey mustard, and they had it,
so that was my go to. But they then they

(10:04):
had a taraiaki and uh, you could have got catch up.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Okay, I'm out. I'm out on France.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Well, so I know I'm mad at France that they're
holding that out on us.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We have to.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
We're just not dumb enough to eat it up. We're not.
Like if McDonald's in Central Wisconsin, it was like, hey,
how about these what was it make? Veggie fucking nuggets? Whatever?
That was like you think anyone's gonna be oh wheat, maybe,
oh give me the jelly chicken.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm in on it now. I don't know. I just
this was my realization was I was like, they have
plant nuggets to taste like chicken Burger King tried to do.
Do you remember the veggie bacon burger where they forgot
to tell everybody that the bacon wasn't veggie.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yes, that was very funny, Like we can't.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Even do an actual vegetable burger without putting real bacon
on it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Okay, So I'm just trying to compare the nutrition here,
so according to AI, which may or may not be correct.
Oh wait is this is this from America? So we
might have it here. Okay, we we have the beef version,
we don't have the chicken version. The burgers called to

(11:29):
make plant gross six piece veggie macplant nuggets are one
hundred and ninety calories. That feels like too low per nugget.
That's what it says for six piece six piece.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wow, what's that comparison?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that feels wrong. But we'll just
take AI's word at it. Whatever that is six uh
piece make nugget calories? I mean, that's gonna be like
five hundred calories, right, one hundred and ninety. Oh no,
that's four piece to eighty seven. That's not bad. Okay,

(12:09):
that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, but like, none of it's food, you think the
fucking I I mean on the piece. I don't know, man,
I don't know what to believe anymore.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
No, nothing's food. Also, we got thirty we got thirteen
grabs of protein with the chicken versus what oh no,
that's thirteen with that? Oh no, no, no wait, maybe thirteen
calories is fucking peas and wheat.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I'm telling you there's a it's a pea protein. How
is there more?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm getting different numbers. I don't even know what number
of nuggets I'm looking at. There's numbers on all over
the page in summer for six some is not so.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
More research needed, but I would say I think it's
safe to assume it's pretty close on protein. I can't
be my guess.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I guess that sounds gross. Bad. French people are bad
other than Tony Parker. Uh, you know, nothing, nothing has changed.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And that's fine. I someone there did ask who's your
favorite French celebrity and I said Lady Gaga and everyone laughed.
Apparently not French. I've heard her speak French before.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I mean, I don't think she's French. I just found
she's not a she or she is a she. Remember
that rumor I thought she was a dude.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh you're in on that rumor? You also think that.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I just I heard that and I just took it
as true.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, took it on hundred I got you. Well, you
also thought you still think every lavine is dead?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, yeah you don't.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't. I'm a truther. I feel like I'm in
the minority on this. I think ever Levian's alive.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, that's wrong. People who think Stevie Wonder is blind wrong.
People who think Helen Keller existed other than just a
normal person wrong. Or the interpreter was just a fucking
snake oil salesman. That whole situation is not true. She
wrote she had like a three hour speech. Huh. There's

(14:24):
a couple of things we supposedly know about fucking Helen Keller.
It's that she can't speak or talk or look also
known as sight. But apparently she read, she gave speeches.
She did, she did acting like fuck you, no way.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I can't. I can't wait on it. I don't know
enough about it, but I'm I get you. Some people
think birds are real.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah. Some people eat up all the bullshit the government
tells us.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Huh, I'm na, dude, It's like a play at nugget
feeded to me.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Some people think show hey o Atani didn't bet on sports,
and then now look at.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Him a celebrated better's payoff.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
True? True?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So you know, okay, let's it's a good segue. Zact
by you baseball a little bit. You had a baseball
point you want to bring up before we get there,
I just want to say one thing about the show,
Eyo Tai thing. Okay, pick a side on the betting issues.
I'm just asking people to be a little consistent. Chauncey
billups Calvin really, Like these guys get picked up over

(15:27):
the years. Am I right on Calvin? Really? Or am
I thinking of someone? Okay, people get arrested. Everyone's like,
there's so much fucking betting in sports. How ridiculous for
arresting these guys for betting when we all do it?
D D show hey is connected to this. They're like,
what a fucking cheating bum Like it's like they it
isn't because he didn't get caught. It's like that the

(15:50):
that's the difference.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, he let his lifelong friend go down with the
ship and then now on top of that show, he's
just such a humble family dude.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
It could be a humble family dude and be a
better A fake.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, I can humble family due to be a better
You can't throw a different life away my opinion.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
God, I'm in the minority on all these things now,
and I'm realizing how far they've gotten away. From me,
I really do think. I think the controversy of it
is I have no idea how he's not held accountable
for the fact. I don't think he made the bets
at all. I think he fully covered his friend's bets,
and the fact there's no consequence for that is crazy. No,

(16:42):
I don't think he made him. I think he totally
paid for him.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Though, right, that makes sense. But even like we got
when that even became like a oh maybe that happened,
we got rid of this and tell your story fast.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, that's the part I don't get is like there's
two versions of that ESPN story.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
It sounds like, well, okay, so if we want to
look at what's going on with the NBA right now,
Terry Rogier's at the center of this. Again. We remember,
I think it was last year he had the whole
betting scandal already and then he supposedly was cleared, and
some people are like, wait, how is he cleared if

(17:20):
he's in trouble now? The government lied like they're like, hey,
you're so good to go, squeaky clean record. You go
and keep doing what you're doing. And then now we
have all these other people implicated, right, I assume the
same thing was show Hey he was just smart enough
to stop.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, or it's been a year like or has it? No,
hasn't been a full year.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Was it the start of this year? Oh god, no,
it was last year, right, because this is the second
year to Dodgers, because it is the start of the.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yep. Yeah, so correct to your point, but maybe not.
But you are one hundred percent right that it's like
he was I assume still being watched for betting ties
and his new interpreter.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, oh no, matter what, even if he is fully innocent,
he was watched.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, and probably still is. I would hope and think, yeah,
it's but it's also I'm not defending it, by the way,
Like let's say that what happened is, you know, he
maybe even had the guy make bets for him. I'm
under the impression that the guy made his own bets
and then just used Otani as like his fence or

(18:36):
like cover up guy. That is also not legal, so
he should have been held accountable for that too. It's
not the same as betting. Sure, But to your point,
they didn't investigate. Now and now that nuance is out
the window, like now you did it dude. Yeah, so
it is wild, but it just cracks me up because

(18:56):
it's like I saw treat them, was like Chaunsea Phillips
died for our sins and now this thing.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
There's a couple of things happening here, and we talked
about this. I talked about this with Luke. There's a
lot of people's names that have come out with this
until You're NBA gambling thing, And I'm going over this
for people listening because this whole show I think will
be catching Jacob on stuff that's happening.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, yeah, we're meandering today.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yes. So well, first off, all of the people in
trouble seemingly or tied to this all played under Rick Bettino. Luke,
please ask your question if you need to come on,
let me know and I can send you a link
as well if you need a actually ask your question.
But they're all it seems like Rick Patino could be

(19:45):
the ring leader here, which seems like the most obvious
situation of all time. But they all played for or
with him, or not with him for him or was
on a coaching staff. Number two when we were leaking
all these names, Chauncey Phillips, Terry Rogier. Yes, Luke, please
ask your question. All these people that are.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's so funny, all.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
These people that are in trouble. The names keep coming out,
and then they were like, okay, sorry thinking out loud.
So at the same time when all this stuff was
going on, they leave Kevin Garnett's name. Kevin Garnett was
at these poker games that were run by the mafia.
But it's he was because he got screwed over, is

(20:31):
what it is. But we need to time out our
leaks because they're saying Chauncey's in trouble, Terry's in trouble,
KG got screwed over. This guy's in trouble, and then
everyone's like, Kg's in trouble. Leave the big ticket alone.
He didn't do anything wrong. And then Jake, I'm connecting
the dots here. I'm playing fucking I'm operating at a
higher level than anybody. So we're mad at people hosting

(20:55):
poker games. Who does that for in the NFL? Notably
all the time with Josh Allen, he has Pokemon at
his house every week. What does he play for, Jake?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Buffalo Bills?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
The Bills, what.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Buffalo?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
What's your fans' names, Bill Oh mafia weird? We are
going on there?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
All right, I'm gonna put a big alleged in front
of this, but I think it's a fun game. We're
gonna do our alleged top five. Okay, the top five
names that allegedly are definitely about to be revealed somewhere
along in this allegations. Okay, sure, I think number one
with a bullets soon as you said, Rick pettinaw, Dicky V.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Dicky V for sure for whistleblower one of the two.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I think I think for sure Baron Davis. That
feels very spot on too. Yeah, that's fair, but that's
what I'm saying. Did you just think about it a
little bit? They'll come to you of like these guys
definitely betting on games.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Do you think Gilbert Arenas is too obvious? No?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I think. I mean that's the thing we're doing, obvious
ones right now. Luke.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You guys got me?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, Yeah, it sounds like you have something to say.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, I got an important question for you guys that
doesn't really have anything to do with what you're talking about.
So I don't want to really interject. If you guys
are in the middle of something, you can finish it.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
No, we're listing our top five people that are going
to get leaked in the NBA gambling thing. Oh interesting, Yeah,
so so far we got Dicky V.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Do we think that sister Jean died with the with
the conscience on her heart?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Well, I'm just saying her death is pretty suspicious, don't
we think that little seemingly it's an Epstein situation? Did
she actually die killed?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
He's the connection for sure.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
So like Calipari is probably in on this too, right
him and Patino our best friends.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Great one, Yeah, Calipari was probably he Calipari is the
whistleblower because he probably got kicked out. He's all but hurt.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Luke, what's your question? Let's get to it the people need.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
This is kind of a dumb question. But you guys,
you guys both enjoy beer. Yeah, yes, you sit down
and have a beer. What is the perfect number of
beers to drink?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Mm hmm. That's very interesting. I feel like we've had
this conversation.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Because I've had I said, I had a conversation with
someone who's not from like the Midwest area and they
said two, and that blew my mind. I said it
was like drinking a glass of water when you wake
up in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
For sure, that's that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
The perfect there's no way it's I think like I was.
I was between three or four.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh, I was watching like double digits.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Are we talking just regular twelve ounce cans? And I
think we have the scene like what am I doing?
Am I just I think all hanging out?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
So so if you're if you're like, you know, sitting
around like maybe like so I agree with you that
that there's for different scenarios, there's different numbers, right, So
I think if you're like sitting around a fire, like
maybe a fourth of July weeken or something, I think
that number is probably around the fifteen to seventeen mark.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
But I think if you're like, like maybe it's a
winter night, it's like a I don't know, you're watching
some football or some Thursday night or something.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Probably I agree Jake, probably three to four.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, I was. I agree with you. I was singing
where it's like we're drinking is not the point of
the dap we're doing. It's like in the background. I
was like four. If it's like something like that or
a sporting event. I don't know. I was gonna say
like eight, but maybe fifteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Right, It's it's a life, especially if it's we're just
pounding beer, if it's just like Miller light, if it's
you know whatever, it's up there, And it depends on
if we're talking, if we're correlating it to sports. Are
you drinking more if you're having a good time, or
are you drinking more if your team's losing? I think losing, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
But I think so this kind of brings me back
to when I was in college and I was shocking
a beer every time the Want Adams scored a touchdown, Like, yeah,
I was having a lot of fun doing that.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
That's true. I mean you went with you had a purpose,
you were serving, you were working at that point, right, correct.
So I'm just thinking casually, like I don't find walking
away from the screen to go get another beer if
the packers are fucking whipping it ten yards out of
the end zone just because you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Let me throw another scenario at you, and you know, so,
let's take like you don't have to drive, you can
get an uber in this situation.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
You're not putt anyone into danger, danger of drinking and driving.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
What if you're like Saturday at a bar watching college football,
is that like ten maybe?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, that's just constant. I don't think you stopped. I
think you a game stop or done.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The part I'm having a hard time with is like
I think so for sure, I in that scenario am
having uh liquor okay to mixed drinks, so the beer
numbers off for me. But I would agree, Luke, I
have an important follow up for you. Okay, put yourself
in the scenario where you have fifteen to twenty beers. Okay, yep,

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follow up.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Follow up by the way.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, your follow up. How many of those are chugged
or shotguns?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Probably twenty percent?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
A fifth of them? Okay, yeah, no it.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Probably it's probably closer to ten percent than twenty, but
not less than ten percent.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Okay, you have fifteen beers, do you think you shotgun
three of them?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Shotgun or chog or get down quicker? You know you're
raising your buddy, you who can chunk faster?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I think that's fair. I think if I have that many,
it's like half for me. Really, yeah, if I'm having
that many, because otherwise I'm a sipper.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Sure, Okay my follow up, Now, put yourself in the
situation that Jake and I were doing our show, and
I just know what in the cob that's asking I
have a really important question you. And now I'm just
wondering what sparked this idea.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
So I have a forty five minute drive home every
day and thoughts just go in my mind.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
And I was thinking about beer today.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Have a couple of beers on your way home, a
couple of roads.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I was minutes. I was thinking how many can I?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I will say, just to get ahead of it. I
was not drinking and driving. But okay, you know, I
live in a in an area of I guess the
world where drinking is kind of the like even more
than in Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I guess, like Green Bay in general.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I guess it kind of goes for all Wisconsin, right,
But we're drinking is kind of the national pastime, I
would say. And so when that guy, when that guy
told me, you know, over the summer that two beers
is perfect, I'm like, how, like, what planet to do
other people live on?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
If I okay, this is a good I would one
hundred percent back you up on this distinction. If I'm
drinking and the only thing I'm having is beers, I
would feel silly having less than three.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Well, yeah, what's the scenario where you have to there's
no point beers. You're drinking beers.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, there's no point in drinking two beers.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Got to drive home? But then why would you?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's it's odd. I agree with you. It's
like you go to the doctor and they ask how
many alcoholic drinks you have per week or whatever, or
like there's that checklist where it's like one to three
per day or one to three whatever. It's like, what's
the point is if anyone's drinking one beer, they have

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a problem. You're right, that's more alarming than drinking five
in one day.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Right.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
So I saw the stat too that you're only supposed
to drink four. I guess soft drink. I guess I'll
call it be a hard drink. I guess that's what
it class.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Drink four of them a week. Standard is I drink
four of them in like a half.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Hour, which I think cancels it out because that boosts
your metabolisms. Right, that's science.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I think Okay, zachnars where I'm going with this sleep
but helped me out what would be the most ridiculous beer? Though,
because listen, quantity is quantity. My my beer of choice
is infamously.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Before you say it, do you know Jake's beer of choice?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Not up to know?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I probably I would love for you to guess.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I mean, it's gotta be something. It's gotta be something ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Like when you said that, like he stone came into my.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Head very close. Yeah, you're classy. The keys Hams the
ship of beers.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh I have a Ham's hand is true.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Notably, there is one Hams.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So here's my question. Like someone tells you they just
smashed fifteen beers, they're a badass, right, but fifteen hams
is that? Like?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
No, I think that's fine because like when I say,
when I'm sitting down and smashing fifteen beers, I'm drinking
cool as light and that's like as close to.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Water as as any drink in the entire world.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
So I actually tip my hat to the people who
can stand Hams for fifteen beers. But I guess when
you get to about beer seven and it's all kind
of tasting like water.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
So I get to beer five and I'm already in
the land of sky blue waters. Nothing matters to mean
the bear, you know, I will say that's true.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
While while we're on the topic of a beer that
I kind of just forced my way into to bring up,
is there anything cooler in terms of like the beer world,
then Coors Light hands becoming as blue as the Rockies?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Like, that's pretty sweet.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
It's a great, great feature, a great marketing tool. I
do like the glass bottles of a Miller High Life.
But that's yeah, agreed, that's me. That's just me.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I I agree. I don't think there's anything as cool.
I'm trying to think of stuff that's comparable. I don't
think so. I think Ham's merch is pretty elite.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Oh yeah, this cours they have to have that, like trademarked, right,
Why wouldn't somebody else do it?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Is that their sulgan, right?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But like why wouldn't somebody do something similar with their cans?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
True?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Like why wouldn't have a polar bear during the winter
or something.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I have something that might be able to compete with it. Okay,
do you remember on the Miller Light bottles when they
had the vortex bottle so you could chug it faster.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Threw it off the backboard to yourself on that one question.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, that I forgot about those that that popped in
my head.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That that is great.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I feel like there's some that's like natty ice gets
to the right, it tells you what it's at room temperature.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Perfect, good to go.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I was in a I probably told the story before,
but I was. We're in college of window to the
bar and lacrosse, whatever bar was, and and my buddy
get there. My and my buddy orders a Natty light,
and the bartender goes, buddy, we don't have natty.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
We're not poor here.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
That that always makes me laugh whenever don't talk about
natty lights.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
That's pretty good. That is me walking up to the bar,
very trepidatiously asking you if they have hams. That's fair.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It is weird when you see hams on that. There's
areat places that do it.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
M Yeah, it's to me, that's a sign I'm in
the right place because it's a dive bar. If they've
got they got what you want, you know, it's like
a dive bar.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
There's some place in monominee. We went to the hat
it you were notably on top of the world.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
You were you were so excited. There's a place, no
clear that. It's Hams and grain belt. Oh and it's
not a safe place. Oh I won't name it here.
It's it's like, oh maybe no, dude, it's that like.
It's also a motel. It's like Happy Meadows or some

(33:27):
ship like that. But it's it's a dive bar. All
the beers two bucks, and they got to get your
business because who knows if you'll leave. I went and
played trivia there one time, won pretty easily. Nice. Sure,
it's scared.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Way that he's back. Oh if he just exited with that,
that would have been the all time greatest exit. Uh luke,
re start your page. If he's still here with me,
that's awesome. That was you know what. I'm glad he

(34:11):
asked the way he came on. He came in hot.
I was wondering if he potentially was on his twelfth beer.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I got a call and I'm on
my phone.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It was a great accident. I thought you were leaving
the way when you cut off. It was perfect timing.
But oh, what were you saying?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
I didn't mean to derail a conversation with bub Little Beer,
but I know you guys are our beer drinkers, were
like talking about beer, So I thought that'd be a
good question to pull us on on this kind of platform.
But my my nominee for a player who is going
to get brought up, mentioned, indicted in this whole game
wing situation, and I think they're just going to keep
highling on him because he's already in jail. I feel
like probably Big Baby Davis is involved with this somehow.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's a great one.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Great, he's in de Yeah, yeah, I thought about it
because they it's public. You can go there, right, it's
the same prison you used to bring them all over
to u WS and like tell us about how to
commit fraud, which was a wild situation, like went detailed
into it.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
It would be a great piece of content to go
bail them out.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
That would be great. Yeah, that would That is good content.
We need more good content ideas. Let's shout out, let's
go with Scott so we bail.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
That is a good idea. I'm also multitasking. I'm trying
to find this fucking dive motel doesn't matter. Big Baby
Davis is good. I was also thinking Scalabrini.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
No b scal went through That was his rap name,
b scale in h Is it swifties? Is this?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Could this be a situation though with Scalabrine, because right,
he's beloved, there's nobody on earth who hates Brian Scalabrini
and then he does something like this and everyone's all
pissed off? Is this kind of like a a Dave
Groll cheating on his wife kind of situation where just
comes from the clouds?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
That is very fair? Do we think it has to
be somebody connected to Patino? Though? Are we pretty confident
that it's a Patino situation? Could it be like Kevin
Ware played for Patino?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, Louisville. He broke his legs.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Notably, that's the only thing that he knows about him.
But maybe he's also, uh, you know, on this gambling ring.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
You know, I correct me if I'm wrong. You guys
have computers in front of you.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
But I think Patino was was also a coach for
United States basketball at some point, So like maybe there's some.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Big wigs.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Biggs please Lebron notably Lebron hasn't played a game of
basketball since the allegations.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Came out, right, I was gonna say Montrez Harrow, Oh
yeah for sure. By the way, all legend in case
you popped in later. Do you think it could have
got around to uh famous uh Teddy Bridgewater?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Oh m.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
And then kind of off of that, like Lamar Jackson,
Jyr Alexander.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's an interesting thought. That'd be interesting. He has never
coached Team USA. He was the head coach of the
senior Puerto Rico national team.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You coach Puerto Rico at the twenty fifteen FEEBA Americas.
And then he also coached Grease John in twenty twenty. Yeah.
Probably be honest.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Basketball y, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
It's masses for sure.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Just he feels right, does it? By the way, I've
got one more name. You two are going to be
all over this. I feel this in my boats. Carlos Boozer.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, I love Carlos Boozer.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Try try to try to book him though, he's just
gonna hit you in the gut.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Oh yeah, I hope they hope, they hope they take
his kids down a duke.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
This year, true, true, good point touching that rep in
the gut is still what was the other moment I
was thinking of the other day. That joins my list
of sports things will always be funny. It's him punching
the raft, it's Sam Darnold seine Goes and killing a

(38:14):
bat and Tanya Harding paying a hit man. So good,
always funny to think about that that happened in ice
skating right of all sports. Yeah, I don't pretty funny though.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
I don't condone it, but that is like one of
the top five story sports stories of all time.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
The world is a better place that that happened.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yes, yes, for for the masses for sure. And the
Olympics coming up. There's always some scandal with the Olympics,
so I'm excited for this one. Gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
You guys, remember uh when when everyone went nuts that
Michael Phelps was smoking pot.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah black, like the enhancement drug.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah, it's like slowing him down.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
But then Ry Lockey does it. Then he fucking robs
the store and makes it never worry.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
About it, and everyone's like, oh, that's just Ryan Lockey.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yes, this is Ryan and Ryan dude, what are you
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
We gave a reality show afterwards.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
We talked about that in the show one time. That
was so crazy that everyone ignored the fact that, like
the real story of that Olympics was the water was
so fucking polluted. Right, they had to cancel the kayak
event for a day because they were sop was coming down.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Where where is it? What your Olympics this year? Here's
this coming.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
We're not We're not getting in like sod And where
was it in China where they're just like doing snow
snow snowboarding off the side of buildings?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah? Right, Yeah, it was in.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Dystopia in two thousand and eighty four. And the whole
like it was all the whole thing is run down, terrible.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Yeah, should be good. And then we got us a
after that.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Oh nice, didn't we get anything like I mean, Bob
Tosh just getting pink eyed and Solchi was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
That I completely forgot about.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
That's such a good pull, Luke, that's so good. What
was the last one? Was the last one? Yeah? The
only thing I really remember for the last one was
everyone freaked out because they found out how many condoms
the villa. They're like, yeah, whoa, it got way too freaky.

(40:28):
That was the thing that happened. Oh and then the
shooter guy who he held the gun like this.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Oh no, that was that summer.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
That was summer, yeah, summer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, he was like an eighty year old man.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
The snowboarder. He's back for us this year. Red something
last Winter Olympics, if you remember, he missed qualifying because
he overslept because he was partying the night before and
binged Brooklyn ninety nine. And then he showed up in
his roommate's jacket because he couldn't find his jacket, and
then he won gold.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
That's the best.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
He's incredible.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
That's so good. Yeah, it was. I remember liking the
Olympics last time. I don't remember as many controversies, not
as funny as Bob costas Pink Guy.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
He's on air with Pink Guy, like, what what is
happening right now?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Last one was the big boxing scandal.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh yeah, oh yes. Oh and in the flavor flavor
adopted the water polo team.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, water polo. That was great. And then the break
dancing rigged it it in.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
And fucking ruined it. They're not bringing that sport back.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, completely done.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Good for her all right, thanks guys for answering my question.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, no problem, Thank.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
You, And that, folks, is why you get in the chat.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's right. You could be on the show next answer.
Ask me any questions you would like. All you have
to do is say it's really important a few times.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
That's kind of a funny bit. Is like every Monday,
I'll just say I have a really important question. Should
come up with the stupid stupidest question I can think of,
and like de rail the show for twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I mean, that's the show. We're already off, you know,
very true.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
All right, thanks guys, have a good night. Go North Carolina.
College basketball strikes tonight basketball is back.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
We're back, Go heels.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
It seems very early, Yeah, go our heels. I guess.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, college basketball, Yeah, that seems very early. We are Listen,
we're we talk about this every year. We're in just
the worst best time of sports. Where how is everything happening?
How is it all? How's it all here?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah? The E Sports equinox or whatever. This was this
past weekend, but now college basketball starting all of it.
There's no way to segue into this, Jake, But we
were talking about baseball a little bit and the I
didn't know games that was going on until it was done.
That's not me. Fine. I respect good things in sports,

(42:59):
notable history in sports, so even though I'm not a
baseball fan, I acknowledge it's probably cool. However, one of
the things that kept getting repeated about this Baseball World
Series and baseball in general today is that baseball is
a game of inches. And I was under the impression
football is a game of inches, and so I would

(43:23):
like us to figure out at least rank the major
sports on how much of a game of inches they are,
because you're coming from a baseball standpoint. I've heard it
for basketball, and I thought that was ridiculous. But we
know football. I mean, it always comes down to a
chain link, comes down to a battle of inches. Then hockey,
I have no idea. Is that a game of inches?

(43:48):
It really is. It feels like hockey could be a
game of feat but maybe not.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
So I think, okay, I think it's football and and
everything else, because I think football is the only one
where inches and measurements are involved the entire time.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Like you're literally four than inches, like it's literally built
in you.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Are literally aiming for gained distance, the only one that
that's the goal there, So I think that is truly
a game of inches. Of the major four, the other
three to different degrees that, for lack of a better term,
the goals of each game are inch based, like all

(44:30):
three of them. It's like, yes, Baseball is a game
of inches because there's close plays at like bases and
I guess, like catching outcomes and home run outcomes like
all of that, like, yeah, you hit it here or there,
I guess that's inches. Basketball. You're trying to get into
a hoope. So it's like, I guess if your shots
off a couple of inches, fair, you know what I'm saying,

(44:53):
or honey goals, But like.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Hockey might be a game of centimeters, are they metric?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
They might be metric. I would say baseball a second,
because I think you're an inch your inch there on
how you contact the ball or inch at the plate,
like you're zooming in on stuff literally the strike sound.
So it's like, I guess, yes, but that's so weird
to say that's a game of inches. Basketball is not

(45:22):
a game of inches.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I've heard the same thing. I think I just laughed
in their face. Like basketball. Everything's no, absolutely not. It's
a game of me, including like the number of steps
you take when you travel, including where how far the
jump shot. Basketball is a game of feet.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Basketball you don't you literally don't have to travel with
the ball. It's like, well not only you.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Know, Yeah, I agree, I I fully agree.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Lookie's taking Luke's taking the ultimate stance, and everything's a
game of inches.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Well kind of what I'm discovering as well.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
But I've got a little movie before you called The Incredibles.
And if everything's a game of inches, nothing's a game
of inches.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Okay, that's fair, that's a great POINTI Bachi is a
game of inches. If I saw sport of inches, that
is definitely up there.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I saw people very engaged playing bacci in France, really
really into it in a park. Yep.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
They feel like a croche uh croquet culture.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, I think the working class is on bacci now.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Okay, okay, the pores they're literally good. They can only
afford bacci.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
You can't afford the mallets, you know.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Right, you play the Italian trash game that they all play.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, but okay, out of let's rank between hockey and basketball,
what's more game of inches? Is that basketball?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I think it's probably basketball hockey. I understand, like the
only thing potentially could be the puck hits the.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, you know, the side of the role is bigger
than the basket, so by.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Definition, and you're not getting caught off sides by inches.
You're not getting it's it's by feet everything with hockey's feet.
It's meters. Yeah, worse, it's centimeters. I there's no way,
there's no way hockey cannot be a game of inches.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And do you think listen, I know, literally basketball, it's
like all that shot was off by inches. Has anyone
thought that, like, oh, an inch to the left and
that's in. I've just been like, you missed, you know,
getting not a game of inches. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Uh oh no, I was thinking of the other thing
that happened last Olympics. If you remember, and now I'm
trying to remember specifically which sport it was, it was
pole vault. That is a game of inches, remember that.
I think it was French guy potentially got his dick
caught on the thing.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Game of in the interesting question in his shorts.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah yeah, he should gotta talk. Apparently as a pole vaulter.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, that is I mean, listen, that's silly. That's like
technically low man always wins. I don't think of that.
I think if that the basketball, that's true. Box out.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Low man wins, unless you're trying to dunk.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yeah, unless you want to be good at any others
than tall man wins.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Tall man wins. Shout out, spud Web. Yeah for sure.
Let's quickly figure out our headlines for the week of
football NFL.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
We're excited about this because competitive NFL week, but storylines
are kind of scattered to the wins.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yes, yeah, I agree. Last week was notably bad. One
game was decided by single points last week, and then
this week I think it's been nine of them or
something like a majority of them. So, Jake, just so
you know, you were not here the past couple of weeks.
So the headlines for the past couple of weeks of

(49:19):
games we ate, and let me know if you haven't
heard these stories are unfamiliar. Whatsoever we gate is justin
fields benched, Oh, started cried.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Anything that you are unfamiliar with there.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I only I was unfamiliar with the benching piece of it.
To be honest, I understood he was very excited to start,
but I missed the piece in between where he was
temporarily benched.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay, so what he Johnson came out and attacked justin Fields.
He came out and said, like, we would be fine
if we could complete a pass. Any coach would be
would be bad with that quarterback like fully went at him,
and then they benched him. Tyrod Taylor was supposed to start. Yeah,
as Tyrod Taylor does. He got hurt before the game

(50:11):
even started. So he got hurt in practice. He was
the starter for like one practice and then justin Fields
after getting destroyed by his owner and everyone throwing him
under the bus has to start, including the media obviously
throwing him under the bus. And then after he gets
the Jets their first win of the season, and then
after the game the press conference, he talked about how

(50:34):
the entire week his family was telling sending him social
media stuff. After he said he didn't see anything, Oh,
like like, oh you didn't see anything, here's the owner
saying how bad you are, which is insane, Like his
mom and sister said that, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
And I missed the context of being benched. Yes, yes,
I saw as I did see his press conference.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, how he started it with saying I was in
the closet and everyone was like leaned in a little little
bit like huh yeah, but that he was laying.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
On the floor and now the starting quarterback everyone's expecting
to come out sometime during his career.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
No, no, that was not the one. But yeah, so
Justin Fields bench started cried, this is last week. We
can go back to week seven after unfortunately the the
other headline from last week where tight ends popped off
parenthesy Tucker Kraft takes.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Off wow, and then he landed.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
He did land that he was driven away on a cart.
Week seven, what number one headline was Grandpa week? A
lot of old bnps. We had Rogers and Laco, we
had Tyrod and Andy Dalton, we had Kirk Cousins getting
in the mix. A lot of stuff going on there.
And then the other one is the Chiefs is the Chiefs.

(51:53):
I think they officially arrived. Everyone's like, oh, maybe Rashi
Rice is what they were missing the entire time. Yeah,
you know, seemingly still true, very.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Much, still true. That's good. Okay. I was a little
more with it than I thought. Those were good. The
Jets one was the one I was most like out on.
I guess not therefore sure Sure this week's act, I
have two that I don't know are big, big storylines,

(52:24):
but caught my attention anyway. Okay, I think the one
that I'm most comfortable being a storyline at its base
is Bill's Chiefs was an area I went. My takeaway
from this is I think the NFL is dangerously close

(52:45):
to the regular season doesn't matter. I don't know if
I've ever felt this way as a football fan, as
I do with some of I kind of felt that
way with the Packer game, like, Yeah, there were a
lot of ones where I'm like, oh my god, is
this season a little too long and there's a little
too many playoff teams because it's like everyone watched that game,

(53:07):
and when this doesn't mean anything. Both of these teams
are gonna make it, and I'm still gonna pick the
Chiefs when they play next time.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I am excited to go back and look at some
things because I think you're correct in that there's something
that doesn't matter. Regular season matters because you need it
to get to the end. Potentially Week nine doesn't matter. Yeah,
maybe we should go back and look at Week nine
last year and in past years and stuff like that.

(53:37):
So let me go ahead and block this person.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Cool, good gol. But I agree, I think, uh, maybe
it's just the week. Maybe this week doesn't matter. But
I would say if you could get rid of a
whole week, season might be a little too long.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I think potentially Week nine does not matter. Colts lose.
They went from being obviously the best overall team in
the NFL to losing to the Steelers, and Steelers are
all the way back. Does either thing matter on either side?
The Dolphins lose in an absolutely embarrassing fashion after being
terrible the entire season, and Mike McDaniel keeps his job.

(54:16):
Did that game matter? They fired their GM Does that matter? Yeah, Like,
there's a lot of things to your point. Packers lose
to the Panthers, okay, and and and like does anything matter?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Washington stops? Does that matter?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Washington Washington's cook. I think they're done.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
But but that's a trend of things. I get you.
I I'm with you. Maybe the whole week doesn't matter.
My thought this is the first time I've ever thought
this in the NFL, And that's how I knew maybe
we're getting there. I if I'm the Bills, I'm like,
stop scheduling us like we played the Chiefs. They don't

(54:59):
actually try to win correct like, and there's a few
teams like that where it's like we know we're gonna
play each other in the playoffs and that we just
don't fully give it. It's either too early in the
season or if it's in the middle, we're just fully
not doing things. Like I'm like, my hot take was
like these should be week one matchups or not at all,

(55:22):
like your playoff stunts, like because this game doesn't matter.
It didn't get me more excited for their playoff matchup.
It was something like Bills have won their last five
regular season matchups, the Chiefs have won their last four
postseason matchups. That feels like we're about to hit a
clean five and five yeah after this postseason. So it's

(55:44):
just wild because the dichotomy of the NFL hyping up
this game and I don't know if either team gave
a shit about it.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
They shouldn't, Like I think the Bills maybe did.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I really Chiefs players will be like they care about
every game. I understand that, but like I think they
care about it is like, this is the best practice
we can get. We're gonna play this team again.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah. Well, from the chief standpoint, they never show their
hand and the Bills always show their hand and it
always comes back to bite them. So like the Chiefs
gained a lot of it's important. It was an important
game for the Chiefs, and knowing how Andy Reid coaches,
he is using this and the players always feed into it.
You always see Travis Kelce get into it with Andy

(56:31):
Reid on the sideline stuff like that, because Andy Reid
straight up tells Travis Kelce like you fucking suck Skelty
gets pissed off. So he will say like, oh you
guys thought you were hot. Shitting could coast through the
entire season. Now the Bills are taking full of control
that the Colts, So he'll use it as bulletin board
material and they'll eat it up. But in the grand

(56:51):
scheme of things, nobody should view the Bills any higher.
The Chiefs shouldn't be viewed any lower. And this should
have been the most predictable outcome of all time for everybody.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I know. It was just interesting because it was like
and then they were bringing up all these comparisons like Patriots,
Colts and like Packers Cowboys, and it's like, what are
we doing? Like why do we play any of these
games when none of them matter? And we all know
it's you know, so I don't know, it's not.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Mean commentator jinks the Bills too, because they talked about
the entire game, how good Joey Bosa, where it was,
and they said they have this plan to keep him
extremely healthy throughout the entire year and it's working, which
tells me that's not going to continue, Like Joey Bosa
is about to get hurt either for the rest of

(57:42):
the season or right before they play the Chiefs in
the playoffs. Correct, Like, there's no way he impacted this game.
He controlled this game. Joey Bosa did, and the only
thing they said is how good he is and how
healthy he is. Okay, we'll see what happens next time,
because I doubt that's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I don't know, but that was one of my takeaways
was like for this big game, I was just like, man,
why are we playing matchups at either team? Yeah, both
teams would react to the same if they lost. Yeah,
you know, So that was just a takeaway I had
was like, we're sending up these really good teams almost
for like failure.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, I think that's fair.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
I believe this is the same week last year as well, though,
where the Bears had that colossal loss on a hail
Mary against the Commanders and it set the Commanders up
for the rest of the season, and then I think
the Bears lost pretty much every game the rest of
the way. So there is a chance that, like I
think the outcome of the games this week do not matter.

(58:48):
I think that's a headline. I think that's good. There's
a chance that there's a team that takes us like
the Bears after that big win against Cincinnati. Does that
game matter whatsoever? No, But it could be the thing that,
like flip the switch. The Commanders losing that game, they
may be fucking cooked the Packers. Could they go down
a deep spiral now potentially, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I can see. I don't want to give away my
second one yet I have a team of mine that
maybe that's true for. I could see that true for
the Steelers, who have like looked pretty good, but but
now they've beat a good team and people still aren't
giving them their flowers. Just could be like because it's weird.
Everyone's like, oh, the Steelers that good, and also are like, oh,
and they're definitely gonna win that division.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Right, and that's still most likely not true.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah, So it's the defense showed up for the first
time essentially all year. They changed a couple of things
that it was, and they had Bill Cower and Casey
Hampton was in the building. Yeah, they had a bunch
of old Steelers there, So it's what they need.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
All right, what's your first nominee?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
My first nominee, my only nominee is can the Bengals
get one stop? They give up all those points to
the Bears. They're the first team since nineteen sixty six
to score thirty eight points in back to back games,
at least thirty eight points and lose both of those games.
You saw Jamar Chase coming off the field into the
tunnels saying, can we get one stop? They Chase Brown

(01:00:15):
at his locker said the same thing, can we get
one stop? And then now Jamar Chase is like, hey,
I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm not gonna say
anything about the defense. After he says everything in one line,
but everybody understands that there's people on the Bengals right
now on their defense demanding to be traded because they
don't want like on their defense, they're like, ye, right

(01:00:36):
out of town. This is so bad. Maybe just maybe
the Bengals should have spent some money on their defense,
and maybe just maybe having a high powered offense doesn't
necessarily lead to wins as Joey Flacco and that Bengals
offense is figuring out. And now on top of all this,
Zach Taylor potentially could be canned. And as much as

(01:01:01):
I hate Zach Taylor, can you he's the offensive play caller, Like,
he's the one that's doing his job right now, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Been the argument in his behalf this whole stretch of
his where they've quote unquote underperformed where it's like, I,
I honestly I think I have to defend him because
it's like, what part of their lack of success is
anything other than defensive strategic failures and lack of defensive

(01:01:31):
players and injuries?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Like what part of the offensive? But yeah, it is,
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I'm just saying, like evaluating him controlling the team and
play calling is hard to do. I'm not saying he
deserves to keep his job because it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
You're correct, and that's I think true for almost every
head coach, but especially in Cincinnati. He's given essentially no
say no, like like the personnel decisions, who gets paid,
stuff like that. That is way above him, and the
Bengals do it differently than pretty much every other team.
They're extremely old school. Yeah, it just doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
They need a full reset.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah it's not gonna happen, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
No or or backwards they bring back? Oh god, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
What Marvin Lewis?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yep, we're back. Maybe we could be mediocre all day.
Marvin Lewis, he was always going.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
He was somewhere this weekend? Was he at that game?
I saw Marvin Lewis on my TV somewhere this week
It was like he looked happier than I've ever seen him,
And I just thought, good for Marvin, Like, he doesn't
have to endure Andy Dalton. He doesn't have to endure
this Bengals team. Right now, I can't remember where he was,

(01:02:54):
but uh, yeah he should be forced to come back.
Screw him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Yeah, I don't know. Does he have a current job
in the NFL?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I don't think so, unless he's like a senior advisor
to blah blah blah, like Chuck Bagano or something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of looking at. Oh No,
last year he was an assistant. He served as assistant
head coach for the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Interesting that went well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yeah, notably that is by the way, that game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I don't want why was he there? But yeah, that
that is exactly where he was. Good for him though,
Maybe he's the next head coach of Buffalo after they playoffs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
That I'm in, I'm in, I'm Marvin Lewis. Yeah, that game,
that's NFL. It's best, baby, What are we doing? No
one can play defense?

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
That wasn't That was such a crazy ending. And the
fact that the Bengals just didn't even bother to tackle
Coleston Lovelin at the end, No need like we're good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
That was crazy. I it ended on a tight end score.
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, thirty one teams make that tackle. Fucking the the
five yard line had a better chance of tackling him
than Cincinnati did. Yeah, there's no chance.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I don't know if I've learned anything about kayleb Williams,
but I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
He caught a touchdown. He did, he had more receptions
in the game than his number one receiver.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Yeah, that's true. It just wad Joe Flacco, by the way,
halfing the time of his.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Life, sprained throwing shoulder, throwing for four hundred and like
sixteen yards. Joe Flacco? Why retire? He should? He should
start for another team next year. He's balled right now.
And if I'm the Bengals, what has Joe Flacco done
that's any different than Joe Burrow? Should we trade Joe Burrow?

(01:05:06):
Why wouldn't you trade Joe Burrow?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
It is I do think Joe Flacco is so revealing.
Uh he's not as good as Joe Burrow, but here's
what he's revealing. Yeah, I know, I know you do.
But here's what's revealing of get a fucking o line teams.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yes, because you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Can win with Joe Flacco. Yeah, they didn't, and I
understand that, but it's you know, they've invested in like
three they also don't need every wide receiver they have.
That's still an insane choice to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
No, yeah, can I'll give you Joe Burrow and T Higgins.
Let's send them to what's an interesting team that definitely
needs a quarterback. If this is a good one, we'll
send them to Miami for Durden Brooks, their middle linebacker.

(01:06:01):
They don't really have an offensive lineman. I wish they
had one that I would like. They really don't. I
think Deeter might be there, but he's a center. Bengals
have a good center. But yeah, give me two defensive
players for Joe Burrow Anti Higgins. It'll be cheaper and
our team will get better. That's it, Minka Fitzpatrick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Fuck it, they seem might not. I'd like that. Raiders
would be interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Raiders would definitely be interesting. They have a couple of
defensive players too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Yeah, they send you Crosby in somebody you're lying people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Up, honestly. Yeah, give us Crosby Crosby, I mean, why not?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Is right? My last one's act to go back out West.
This was a takeaway from me. I won't say my
actual takeaway yet. I'll build up to it, but here's
the takeaway. I don't want to play seattle Man. That
was one of my tastes. Good. That was the story, yep,

(01:07:03):
very good and quietly sneaky, well rounded. It's like, when
did you become like a very well rounded, scary team.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Luke and I talked about them a lot preseason one
because uh, I mean, they were decent last year. But Luke,
they had joint practices with the Packers, so Luke was
at their practices and the first thing he said was like,
these guys on defense are big and they're fast and
they're gonna be very very good. And that proved to
be one correct, But yeah, extremely well rounded. Their offensive

(01:07:37):
line weird, they have a coach in there and they're good, Like, yeah,
I love their tackles anyway, coming in, Sam Darnold's playing
damn good football. They can run the ball, Jackson Smith
and jigbub might be the best wide receiver in the NFL.
If they get one more offensive player like that would
be great. And then weirdly trade deadlines tomorrow. As recording this,

(01:07:59):
they're everyone's saying they're selling like there's a couple of
players because they're so young and they're not going to
be looking everybody. It sounds like they're going to sell
a couple of their defensive guys, which is weird.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I don't it's so hard GMing on that end because
everyone's got a window and this isn't their window. I
think they think their window starts maybe next year and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
So probably, but why I know who can they not
beat right now?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I mean one hundred percent? And also Darnold's there for
three years. Like get in on it. Plus to your point,
like sell or, I can't even think of the perfect
wide receiver name. But to your point, like you bring
in some team's third guy, compliment, thank you. I was like,

(01:08:47):
name a guy, but it's like, bring in one more
dude to get in there. Grab one of I mean
somebody someone's got to change in Houston. You grab one
of Houston's dude's they don't need right now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Ye, like god, they get Tyreek.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
That'd be interesting. That would be very interesting for next year.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, or somebody from Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
You know what I'm saying, mate, Jill and Wattle supposedly
is available.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah, Wattle on that team, Wattle and Smith and jig
Butt is a really scary I mean, so they got options.
But here was my actual takeaway. I'm happy to present
U Zach with our first playoff mashup of the NFL season.
Are you ready? I can guarantee this? Okay, Sam Darnold
in the Seattle Seahawks versus Baker Mayfield and the Tampa

(01:09:38):
Bay Bucket. The years we get to Sea one hundred,
who neither of these quarterbacks were good and now they
are tailors all as time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
But yeah they can. You believe they both didn't make
the Panthers team, which, by the way, Panthers might be
good now minus their quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Call that that's my number one call. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
It is true. You've been out the Panthers this entire year. Yeah,
and uh yeah, I think their quarterback is bad. Bryce
Young is not good. Rico Dowdell might be the best
player in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
I'm not gonna By the way, Bryce Young might be bad,
don't throw it when he got rico' daddell hand him off.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
He Bryce Young is good for two throws per game,
and I personally believe he can pick when those two
throws are after watching that Packer.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Rico Dado's so good, he's gonna ruin the development of
their three rookie corps, Like we're not gonna develop anything
out of Xavier to get Bryce Young or Chuba Hubbard
because we just got to hand the ball off to
Rico Dado.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
And I guarantee Panthers. Last year, they had this exact situation,
and for some unknown reason they're like, hey, shoopa, Hubbard's
playing pretty good. We should give him a big extension.
Watch them do the same thing with Rico Dawdell. They'll
have two running backs that they've overpaid for some reason
and guess what has to And by the way, they

(01:11:05):
drafted a running back in the second round last year
who's fully ruled out for this year with a torn
acl again, so he gets joined into the mixed next year.
So if they extend both Bowdle and uh Hubbard, he's
gonna be the best running back guaranteed they're gonna pay him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
It's gonna be Custer oh Man. But yeah, there's a
lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I can't gloss over this, Luke, and the chat says
Antoine Walker played for Rick Petito in Kentucky. He is
one hundred percent there notably bankrupt Antoine Walker. What do
you think happened to him?

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
That's our research department, by the way, Nice job, Luke.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Thank you. Yeah, that is very shocking. I don't know
why Antoine Walker. I don't have any memory of him
at Kentucky, but sounds good. So do you have anything
else besides the three big ones we've talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
No, those were my takeaways. I don't really have a takeaway.
I feel like the Packer game was the other like
newsworthy thing, and I agree, I is the story. I
don't know if that game matters. Otherwise, the storyline is like,
is Lafleur cooked unless they.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
People have really turned on la Floor and then about
half the people have turned on Jordan Love because of
that game. But I think everyone's like, yeah, upset with
Lafloor with that game. But to your point, I think
that falls under the week nine doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Yeah, I think that could be a storyline that ends
up mattering.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
But for now, watch this week. Packers might lose in
Week nine. They're gonna look good against the Eagles. Packers
just played at whatever competition level they have. It's not
really that crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Yeah, but no, those were the big takeaways. Otherwise, college
football's getting crazy. I am getting the itch. Dabo Sweeney
wished death upon himself and Duke delivered. That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Dab Dabo said if Clemson ever gets tired of winning,
they can move on to a different coach and then
lost forty six to forty five at home against Duke.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
For Davo when you were gone too. The other thing
that happened was Brian Kelly got fired.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Correct, that was a thing that happened. Now, did everyone
agree Texas is bad? Texas can't stop winning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Yeah, Arch heard all the shit talk, and he's very
good now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
It's almost like he's still developing. This is crazy people.
We got to give him time to like play football games.
But yeah, so yeah. True the Brian Kelly stuff. It
coming out that he hired like a publicist to help
with his image and everyone being like that, dude, should
give you your money back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
No kidding? Uh yeah. Talked about Brian Kelly a little
bit on the show last week.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Games.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Maybe it seems like all the coaches that have been canned,
it feels like musical chairs. However, tell me Brian Kelly
is not going to Michigan State because he feels like
the most Michigan State football coach of all time? Does
he not, Zach?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
What do we This isn't gonna happen. He's too big
a name. What if he came to Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
He were it wouldn't happen. I would be pissed off.
I would be very angry.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I don't want him so man, he's the anti Jim Leonard. Yes, yes,
you have nothing to talk about at the bar. We
talked about this last week. I truly think Brian Kelly
is pure evil. Like there's some people who are assholes.
There's people who are like he is pure scump like
him and Bob Hockins.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
No, no, no, no, no, no no. I love Bob hockets.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Oh stop, we're not doing this now. Never visit this history.
That guy fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I understand he said some colorful things. You're not even
a fan of Bob Huggins. Bob Huggins is awesome. I
love Huggy Bear.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
I'm not a fan of Huggins. I have one redeeming moment.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Typically still the head basketball coach at West Virginia. By
the way, he's outside the paper.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
That's in the list, that's in the list of funny
sports things we should all remember more often, which is, yeah,
you can't fire me. I didn't resign. My wife resigned.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
That's not legal. You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
My back my wife sent it in without my notice.
Therefore takes you back sis. That's so funny, it's so good.
But I agree with you on Brian Kelly. But I am.
I think next week, maybe I'm starting to really dig
into what fuckery's about to happen to this top twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Sure? Yeah, yeah, last year, notably you predicted it pretty well.
We had it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
It was all over. Clemson's about to fuck somebody over.
I could feel it in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah. I haven't paid enough attention to college football, so
I would love for you to do that, to give
me something to really, you know, look into.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, the Big twelve is gonna get ram roaded. I
haven't figured out how it's gonna happen yet, but that's
what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Is BYU the only Big b YU in Utah? Are
they the only Big twelve teams? Really?

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Yeah? And Texas has to have a way to get
in set. So that's what we're gonna look through when
I look closer into.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
It, and Notre Dames in technically aren't they.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
I another team that's like, how are they eligible? And
then where everyone's gonna land? Because if as it lands
right now, are they gonna really? Are they gonna give
three Big ten teams the top three seeds, like, I
have to look at how they're gonna do seeding and
if that's allowed or if it has to be different conferences.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Is Oregon the A third team? Are they up there?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
They're They're in the mix, They're in the mix. I
think it's it's not them right now, but Indiana and
Ohio State are one and two. Yeah, and then I
think right now it's Bama. But I'll look right now
as long as we're talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Bama was declared dead after what week two?

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeah? Actually it's yeah, because what is it? Is it?
A and m Ole Miss is good? Yeah? They drop
them on Tuesdays. That's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Big Day Tuesday. Tuesday is a big dany college football.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Yeah, it's I guess there's more SEC teams in between.
Then I remember Ohio State and A and m uh
sorry Ohio State, Indiana, then A and M then Bama, Georgia, Oregon,
all Miss, all have one loss, b YU undefeated.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Eight seed, their quarterbacks good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I like Texas Tech A and one they're nine. Then
Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I I love Texas Tech coach by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Uh. Then I would like to present to you two
teams that have no fucking shot of ending up in
the top twelve. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
One more than the other. Oklahoma, you have no chance.
You have no chance, very much no chance. Virginia or
you the ACC representative.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
They might be. That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I think they are, because that's not where Texas Tech plays.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
No, no, no, they're SEC or Texas Tech. They are twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
So yeah, BYU in Texas Tech might do the dance.
Because Texas is thirteen, Texas has to find someone to
kick out. Maybe they and Oklahoma will just resolve their
issues and kick one another out. But then Vanderbilt just
got the boot. Louisville is right there. They're keeping Georgia

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Tech and Louisville close. I assume to make sure only
one ACC team gets in.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Georgia Tech just lost as well, though.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah they've done Oh not in my heart, though, I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Know I like Georgia Tech. Go Yellowjackets.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Yeah, any other teams are gonna Michigan's twenty one. They
might fuck around and speed up. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Nah, No, they don't got it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
No, they don't got it. Miami's out. Miami can fuck
some things.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Up, for sure. But yeah, I'm so happy that they lost.
Screw Miami, Screw Carson Beck. He's the worst, Yeah for sure.
So I mean we're almost there, folks. College football is
almost about to tear itself apart, about to get fun.
We can tune out of the NFL for like a
slight little bit while college football takes over, and then

(01:19:45):
end of season we can get back into it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I love that. Just like this weekend where for one
day we all pretended like we all love baseball. Maybe
we end on that. Okay, I should be feeling full
of baseball spirit and joy. I feel so gatekeeper this
weekend because I had to listen to everybody be like
baseball is the best? What a game, What a good time.

(01:20:09):
I'm like, you motherfuckers, weren't there with me in August? Okay,
where were you in July?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
If I was a baseball fan, I would feel one thousand.
I would be so proud. It'd be like no, no, no, no,
you don't like baseball like I like baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Everywhere. Oh man, they were like, baseball is the best.
This guy pitched for twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Oh hey, o Tani, he didn't. I'm telling you, he's
one of the best baseball players. I've ever seen. Yeah,
we know, I do not baseball people talk about that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
It is unbelievable. And this is how I know that
that's what's happening, because everyone's going like, I guess we're
all Blue Jays fans now, are we? No one cared
about them a week ago. It's cool they played. No
baseball fans like it's Blue Jays or bust next year. No,
I mean yeah, So I'm feeling a little Kate keepery

(01:21:06):
because it's just like, I'm glad everyone had a good time,
but do you know what's about to happen?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Zach started base baseball season next week.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Baseball's gonna shoot itself in the foot, and everyone's gonna
then pretend like baseball really have them. You know, I
was gonna be a baseball fan, but then they went
on strike.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Oh for sure. Yeah, it'll be something like that. Luke
feels this way about college basketball when people start watching
in March. That's very fair for the diehard college basketball people,
diehard NBA people too. I'm sure It's like this didn't
start after Christmas. We've been going. NBA Cup's already done,
by the way, NBA Cup's already started. Did you watch.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I've not watched yet. I forgot when we.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Take for two weeks into the season, the NBA in
season tournament has already begun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Here's what I want to know. This is what I
would feel this most about. I'm on I'm on the
other side of that on one thing, and one thing
only hockey fans shield your ears. I was I was
watching a documentary on the flight from France about the
four Nations face off. I'm so in on the four

(01:22:15):
Nations face off, and you can't make me watch any
other hockey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
That's fair. I'm okay with that, and I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I was like, when it happening again? Are we doing
it again?

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Not this year? Right, because of the Olympics, They're going
to do probably next year.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Wow, get it in there. Give me Russia, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yes, we need we need a villain. Let them play.
We're not saying and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
The war okay, no, no, by the way, you Helstine
on the ice?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
No, So what happens so bad competition?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
This is what can I make one articulate points? So
people don't cancel me for that take about Russia, not
that they would anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Yeah, sure, here's the point This is, by the way,
one of the best hockey players of all time. We're
saying you can't put on some skates.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
This is what I was gonna say. We do this
in general, where it's like we draw fine mines in
the city kind of doing with Otani and the bets thing.
We can't allow Russia to compete in the four teams playoff? No, no, no,
does motherfuckers play the rest of the year. It's not
like we're stopping them from participating in the league. They're
already participating it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
We're too scared of saying Russia wins the Four Nations,
which would suck. I agree, say the Russia.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Do what they did that one year for the Olympics,
when that lady with the horse hearton.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Yeah, never forget that was last Winter Olympics. Yeah, she
got in trouble. She was like fucking fourteen too and
had a horse heart.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
One of them's dating Putin, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I assume that's probably your punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
But yeah, I never forget the Yes a rhythmic gymnast
Alena Kabeva. Sure I got that name wrong, but not
horse girl. But you know, things are still happening. But
it's like, let them play, dude? Is it mostly because
I love Caprisov with all my heart and I'm like,

(01:24:21):
get them on the ice for sure. And I had
to watch Finland.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah, that's not even a real place. It's like the
New Hampshire of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Do what everyone wants to do, US Canada, representatives of
a country called Russia and rest of the world. Yeah,
and rest of the world. Everyone's jersey is their own flak.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
That'd be good. That'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
I think it'd be very fun. Or one team that's
just Minnesotan's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Okay, the camp Us, I think, but yeah, probably I'm
finally doing a fifty states face off. Let's just get
each state's representatives. That's fine, we get suitor Wisconsin, I
think would do okay. I think it would be Wisconsin, Minnesota, Maine.

(01:25:20):
Do main have hockey people? I mean it makes sense, but.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
They're the or is it Massachusetts Massachusetts? It's always the
other one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Yeah, yeah, I think Maynas. I was thinking of the Massachusetts.
So yeah, Zach, that's what I got. And I think
my computer's dying. That's what I got for the people.
I'm very excited to plug. I haven't even ran this
by Zac, but it's coming. I'm gonna do a fantasy
booking video. I've been inspired. So if you want content

(01:25:50):
on WWE, Johnsen is doing a tournament for the end
of his career.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Okay, sixteen guys have to compete for the right to
face him. You thought that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Rock that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Fight peasants fight for me?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
I yeah, yeah, I absolutely love that. By the way,
that helps me out too. Because Floury Sports. Here's a plug.
Floury Sports YouTube channel has a new full length video
going up every single day in November. Yeah, we are
three days in, so uh, stay tuned for one of
the days taken by Jake's video. And that's one last
video I have to create. But yeah, we go videos

(01:26:30):
every single day. Yesterday Sunday was a little clip from
the Flory Sports podcast. We did a little research last
week to determine which bye week has the best chance
of winning a Super Bowl and results. Go watch the
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(01:26:52):
lots of lots of videos every Thursday. If you want
to see more of Luke, Luke has his Survivor Pick
video every single Thursday. He is nine and one he's
gelling it or eight and one because there's been nine weeks.
So definitely watch that sake.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Maybe I'll do a separate video just for you of
people who won't be in the tournament but should be
because do you know who's back in the news? John
Cenas said out loud, There'll be some people in the
tournament who don't even work here anymore, so everyone's going crazy.
Do you know who gets to be in every article again? Goldberg?
Gog He's back, dude. You can't keep him out, and

(01:27:29):
sources close to him have said he's willing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Okay, we know it's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
I was like, every two months something comes up and
Goldberg has to go. I mean I would.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Did they call me? I don't work for the company.
I'll do it. Are they asking? I'm assuming it's like
Edge or somebody Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
The Edge and Christiericho are the two big rumors. I
don't know if Edge can happen, but he took a
leave of absence from AWTV. Chris Jericho's a straight up
free agent. I think that one's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
That's fun. What about to Jerry where is he?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
I straight up was like, or do I just do
a video for Zack where it's like Eugene could.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Could you imagine edge John c this career?

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Eugen comes back? But I never restrained myself because He's like,
I want to put somebody over, and I'm like, he's
gonna do this tournament with all these young kids, and
I'm gonna be like finals, the final four.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Edge Chris Jericho Angele was the one who came back
to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
Oh, he should do it. He can't walk, but otherwise
I might still put him in the video. The one
I was on the edge of RVD. I was like,
we're always in for one more RVD run, aren't we?

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Can they do like one of those CGI matches like
they did with Bray Wyatt? If so, could the Hulkster
come back for one more?

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
I mean, nothing's impossible. I was like, they wouldn't just
put Big Papa Pump in there, would they? That would
pop be? But this thing they're not facing Johnson that
they're fighting for the right to face John Cena.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Right, it'll be one fight versus John Cena.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Yes, So it's like, what's edge edge would be cool
because he's actively working for AW I mean, that'd be
fucking awesome. I don't know if they're gonna allow that, but.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
But that's cool. But think about this, so Edge facing
John Cena's cool. Edge having to fight three or four
matches before he gets to John Cena is not cool,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Well, that's I wondered. But it's fantasy booking. So I'm
gonna put him in the video plus click out you know,
good thumbnail to have him on there, So that'll be
Shane O. Mack would be good. I actually think Edge
would be okay because there are people he'd be willing
to like participate with. Chris Jericho is gonna have three matches,

(01:30:08):
maybe even because it's Chris Jericho. But yeah, I was like,
I didn't want to get too crazy. I really wanted
to put Batista in, but I'm like, Batista's not gonna win,
So what he's going to be the tournament against.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Too skinny now, too nice, every.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Yeah, the sweetest person ever. I was like, Jamiel could lose, Yeah,
for sure, that'd be a good one. I want to
say I thought of a good one. I don't know
if it's gonna pop you. But I thought of when
I'm like, they might actually do that, so that's good.
I was like Pat, Pat McAfee's in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
People would love that. I can't. I still can't gauge
if wrestling fans like or hate Pat McAfee.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
They were really sick of them in the commentator role?

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Really okay?

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Was the vibe I god online he? I think he
gave the appearance of like was really really good when
the product was boring, and then like the products got
good and he kept doing like the distraction stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Yeah, but I think it's just a small doses thing.
I think it was just like, you know, Pat's Pat,
and getting Pat three times a week in the wrestling
show could be a lot. I hope when he comes
back he wrestles more because I've liked him every time
he's wrestled, So we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Sure. I assume Logan Paul's gonna be in the tournament.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
I don't he teased his retirement.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Of time. Yeah he's done enough, bring him up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I uh yeah, I don't know.
I'm trying to think of any other names they're really
gonna get you going. I don't Uh, I don't really
know how many more folks from that era will be
in it. I'm contemplating if they're gonna put Jeff Hardy
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Jeff Hardy would be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
And they're gonna put TNA guys in it, and Jeff
Hardy that's who he wrestles for right now, Henry is
in it right Oh fuck me, I don't have him
on my script right now. He's definitely gonna be in it.
He should be in it, and he can be in
it and not win. That's okay, he should win.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
I'm not sure if that's possible, but sure, yeah, we
could say potentially Joe Hendry wouldn't win.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Yeah, he's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
He's so good. He's yeah, he's got to figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Though. They keep being like, we love Joe Hendry, don't worry,
we have big plans, like what five years. It's like,
why didn't you doing this with guys. They're kind of
doing that with bron Breaker too, where they're like, don't worry,
someday he'll win. All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
It's like okay, yeah, they're just assuming he's going to
stay around and be super relevant. So they're like, let's
get our storylines out with people like l A. Knight
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
I don't know. Yeah, yeah, it's like you could, you
could do this. Now you know who might win it?
Zach who Gunther?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Mmm?

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Your favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
I will there's some I watched some gun Through clip
the other day that I thought was funny, So.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I like when he's funny. I am. I think this
is a tease if they put any young guy over.
This guy's not a NXT champ anymore. I swear to God,
if they let Oba Femmy wrestle in this tournament, he's
about to be everyone's favorite wrestler. I showed you, I've
showed you clips. He was champion in NXT for a
long time. Just a huge dude, and I hope they

(01:33:30):
just let him devour people in this tournament. He doesn't
need to win it. I just need to see him
throw guys around, make it far lose.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
What about Jane Cargill, She can throw some guys around.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
She could throw some guys around. Uh, you know, if
if we wanted to go that route, Beth Phoenix comes back,
she'd be good. China from the grave.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
This is terrifying. Yeah, China and Jazz. She was ripped.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Yeah. I saw some of be like Undertaker, and I'm like, okay,
first then he has to win.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Two, you can't walk. I thought the same thing. I'm like,
be awesome if I could put Fantasy Booky out, just
put Stone Cold in one match?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
Yeah, yeah, of course that's fine. Triple H next one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
It's really good. Shown Michael's best theme song all time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Yes, his cross eyed. His eyes keep getting more and
more cross It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
It his eyes getting more across, the more Christian he gets.
That happens every year.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Hackets lower too, all he's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Gotta cover up. He gets more and more bald.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Yeah, that too.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
His name being Michael Higginbottom in real life. I'm not
sure if I knew that walk up to reality. That's
why they have fake names. They need it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Bottom is awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Should have been yeah Michael about him?

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Who Triple H calls him Higgins for sure, Higgy, Higgy
or Bottoms. I can't wait to tell Lindsay that fact
because she loves Seawan Michaels.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
She doesn't. By the way, I don't know if this
is for anyone but you and I, but everyone should know. Sorry,
everyone else. Lindsay had the best costume of Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
She did, She absolutely did.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
I saw Cliitt and I thought it was Guy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
That's what she does.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Disappears in the character she by the way, she was
kuy Fietti.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
But she did like daily like tasks, like she went
to pick up her rig. That's Guy, because we got
work done. She went to pick up Buffalo Wild Wigs'
is Guy Fiertti? Apparently she got some weird stairs. I
can't imagine why. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
I hold on now, I'm like, is that Shawn Michael's
real name?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
If you're wrong, this would be an all time tear
kicking bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Michael Hickinbottom.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Okay, that's fine. Yeah, if you were like thinking of
a different wrestler, that would.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Have been, yeah, Michael Shawn Hickenbottom.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
Oh, Shawn's a middle name. Interesting, Okay, but.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
No, it was awesome. I was hoping that she, like, yeah,
reviewed some restaurants in the outfit.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
It was like, I know, I told her she had
to go do some inspections. She didn't have to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
You are not admitted to Flavortown.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Gangster.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
So good, but sounds so good, dude. That's the show. Everybody,
Thank you for listening. A video from flurry Sports every
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Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Every single day, So definitely subscribe if you're watching this
there otherwise, just go to YouTube type in flurry sports. Yeah,
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so if we can do a big push here, let's
get something weird to go viral, something random video and
share it everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
I think this isn't okay promise. I'm about to promise something. Okay, Yeah,
twenty k by the Royal Rumble. Okay, Zack and I
will live stream. Yeah, and we maybe that's the promise.
We just live straight.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
If we get to twenty k by the Royal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Rumble, Luke picks how many beers we drink?

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Fine. I was gonna say, we find there's like a
pretty decent wrestling like company or something down by Lacrosse here.
We can get in the ring.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Oh, we're in the ring for twenty K. I could
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Fucking Gilbert Brown and somebody else came to the wrestling
event here the other weekend. I'll get in the ring
with Gilbert Brown. I'll take him grave digger. Oh he
would put me down, he would, But you know what,
that's a promise. Twenty K by Royal Rumble. That's what February,

(01:38:01):
end of Jane ere January. Okay, you guys got it
that the Steaks are put figure it out and if so,
if we get the twenty five K, Jake and I
will cut a full promo on the tag team Champions
of River City Federation. I don't know, some River something whatever.

(01:38:21):
The wrestling company is down here, we'll take them.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I will quit my job.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Luke will live stream the Royal Rumble. He's never watched
any sort of wrestling in his life, which.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Luke will be on the commentary desk with me and
Jack Jake in the ring. That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
So true. I would love in real time Luke being like,
I don't know everybody. I don't know if this is real, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
He didn't even hit him. Jake's faking it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Luke's just real talking like these are terrible punches.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Yeah, that didn't even hurt. I could take a punch. Okay,
we'll be back next week. Jake's fully caught up on
sports now, so have fun hopefully watching Monday night football.
If you have YouTube TV and you cannot do so,
so find an illegal stream If you need help finding
an illegal stream, write a letter to Hannah Brunner Aunt
School District. See you next time. Goodbye sports home safe,

(01:39:37):
fuck ya,