The Wheel (Ep. 228)

Zach and Jake go over the NFL Week 2 storylines and rank which teams they'd like to share a beer with!                                    

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Joke Swiss Sports inside, Zack and Shake they get it right,
fuck you. Hello, Welcome back to the Flurry Sports podcast,

(00:26):
and tonight we got a doubleheader on Monday Night Football.
We're recording before these games, so fourteen games in the books.
Maybe we'll take a little look at our our draft
from last week. Yeah, we're picking well, we're picking the
teams who would last the longest without a loss, and

(00:47):
one was God's team and Jake and I both texted
in the middle of that game, We're like, the Chicago Bears,
God's team is boy, they could they could be away again.
And then as the Chicago Bears did you know what,
maybe God's not real because they they they collapsed at
all time collapse and then they did it again. So

(01:09):
we may look at that quickly. But we got two
Monday night football games, really interesting matchups. I think Jake
and I will communicate what everybody else is thinking about
Week two and that is a lot happened. We learned nothing,
and there was bad football everywhere, and we feel like
Monday Night Football, we're about to get the same thing,
just condensed into two games, so I think there must watch,

(01:31):
which is why we're recording early. And then you guys,
if you're watching live, can go check out the games.
Isn't that right, Jake?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's right? Did it is? Isn't it the truth where
it's like Week one is all about clarity, Like we
left Week one and we're like, I can tell you
who's about the one? The super Bowl Week two got here.
I got like, we're gonna shit, We're gonna shit, We're
gonna sift through it, is what I wanted to say.
We're gonna sift through it, you know. But tonight, okay,
Texans Box, which we had to relok up because what

(02:00):
a weird matchup for Week two.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Super weird.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Two teams who listen, they're like playoff they will both
be playoff contenders once this game is over, and they
will both be not playoff locks when this game is over. Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And the divisions are weird to the probably the two
weirdest divisions in football.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I agree, the South can't get it together. It's been
the narrative for years.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Across the board sports and not sports.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, that's right. And then on the other side tonight
we're gonna learn we've already proclaimed this is the Chargers division.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Dude, stamped Chiefs are done handed. The Rain handed the
Rains over to the Chargers because they won not in America.
Chargers still have a win at America this season now.
But there's another team lurking headed by Pete Carroll and
Gino Smith. So that is very interesting as what both

(02:59):
of them secretly revenge game because Gino was a Charger
for a half second and Pete Carroll coached in LA
so a little bit of a back and forth, not
not in the NFL, but in college.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Raiders being the only two oh team in that division
after two weeks is poetry. That is.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I feel like that's what's about to happen. Yes, the.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Colts added the freakin Broncos a loss on a do
over kick. Like, We've got a lot of weirdness going on.
The Raiders are only one to know because of the
worst coaching we've ever seen last week. We didn't even
use to talk about that.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that wasn't great either. A lot of weird things.
And then on the Texans side, I'm not sure if
you saw this, but uh, their head coach I believe
pronounced Joe Mixon dead. Everyone's wondering Joe Mixon. He's due
to come back in like three weeks. Will he come back?
And then he says, we love Joe, but and we

(04:00):
love everything he brought to our team. He used past
Ted's talking about Joe Mixon, So I'm not sure if Joe.
Is there any side of life with Joe mix it?
He's supposed to be the starting running back? Is it
Nick Chubbs team? Now? Are they any good? We don't
know who's good who's bad. Chargers seem to be one
of the best teams in football. They're about to get
smoked by the Raiders. It's going to be an odd

(04:21):
Monday night. I love the doubleheader Monday night games because
there's usually one that's a dud, but then there's one
that kind of blows our mind because something weird happens.
Are we thinking that's the Chargers game. It feels like
it always happens with the Chargers.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That and it almost always happens with the late night
game because everyone watches the first one. They're like, ah,
nothing burger. Then we all go to bed, we wake up,
and something wild happened. But I think so because I
will say I don't know why the first game should
be good. It just feels like it's gonna not be.
But these are two like they tried the best to

(04:57):
get me to contending to teams who both really want
to win.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah, it just feels like sloppy football that's about
to happen. For whatever reason. I feel like Baker doesn't
play super well on Monday night football.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And then Texans were horrendous last week. It's gotten over
under a forty two, so they're not expecting much points.
They're expecting it to be close, which I agree with.
We could see a Kayami Fairbairn five field goal game.
I don't know it's going to be. It's going to
be an odd one.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I will say. I guess this is me talking myself
back into it. Four of my favorite coaches tonight currently
in the NFL. So sure, I think we could. Like
in game two, that was what I was thinking, is like,
I'm probably most excited to see Harbaugh versus Carol again. Yeah,

(05:50):
I think that's cool. And by the way, what the
world we live in, we've come back together, old friend
no longer in San Francisco, Seattle.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's true, that that is a weird reconnection to the division.
I didn't even think about that. That's what I was
excited about. Old man feuds. True, true, Harbaugh is gonna be.
He's gonna be on one tonight. I can already feel it.
He's gonna be. He's gonna have a vintage Harbaugh game.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think this has been a good year already for like,
I don't think we give enough credit to how petty
old men are. Everyone's reacting like Bill Belichick not wanting
any patrioty person ever to visit the state of North
Carolina is a big deal. Dude, Old men hold Roger's dog.
They don't got nothing else to hold on to.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Bill Belichick. Shit is wild. There's there's there's didn't plan
to talk about this. There's a lot happening there. I'm
not sure how fully in the weeds you are. But
talk he's trash talk. Craft's sun obviously. Yeah said he's
not available. He's not able to go back to New England.
So none of the Patriots scouts are allowed in the

(06:55):
state of North Carolina. Rabel said that's not true. And
then now Belichick's girlfriend has mild trade and manager and
lots of things. Yes, has filed trademarks for all of
Bill Belichick's Patriots trademarks essentially, but in a Taylor Swift way,

(07:19):
because all of them afterwards have parentheses that say Bill's version,
like do your job Bill's version. They were declined obviously,
but there's it's a weird, very petty, to your point,
old man feud that doesn't really matter, but matters the
most of them. Belichick doesn't care about next week's opponent.
I feel like they are. He's watching, praying, hoping that

(07:42):
Robert Kraft falls out of the press box. Something happens.
Maybe Vrabel just crashes and burns. I don't know. I
am assuming the Patriots are going to be very good,
and then Josh McDaniels is gonna stab the Dagger and
Rabel's back. They're gonna say, oh no, we don't have
a head coach, and then Belichick's music's gonna hit. Yeah,
he's gonna come out of the tunnel.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Only flow with the plans. I imagine Frable being totally
unfazed by the Dagger.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Correct, Yeah, the plan will not work.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But turns around like Undertaker hit with a chair.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, for sure, you'd be like, oh did you did
you drop your knife here you go.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, but I just say that's what we're getting tonight.
Like I. By the way, this is smart coaching. So
if this is the case, nice job to either Harbar
or Carroll wouldn't be surprised at all. We haven't heard
any of this before the game. After the game's over, Carroll,
whoever wins, that person comes out and goes, I really
wanted this one. My team knew it. You know, that's
some old mansion. This is secretly what I've been thinking

(08:41):
about for five years, is playing this guy again. But
I didn't want to say it till we want.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean, it kind of feels like what we got
out of Detroit and the Bears.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, the Lions players hate Ben Johnson. They feel the
most betrayed by Ben Johnson. I love the Detroit just
kept the pedal one to run up the score on them.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I had to make Ben Johnson answer questions about running
up the score.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yes, that was It was incredible. The Lions were dead,
called the biggest buffoons, their eras over, windows over, and
then they put up over fifty points on the fairs.
And we still don't have any answers to your point.
But it was a very fun game.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Very fun. Anything else about tonight, otherwise we could jump
into the week.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think we just jump into the week. I don't
think there's I'm excited to talk about what happens tonight
next week, but I don't think there's anything we can
talk about right now other than watch out for Gino.
Gino's he's a wild card.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I here's what I'll say. We don't know. The last
thing I will say is I'm most intrigued about the
game the second game because it's in Division. I think
that's the biggest implication, So I think that's good. I
think in the first one, what I'm most interested about is, like,
I guess this is a good week for CJ. Stroud
to be like, do you got it? Like, yeah, let's go,

(10:07):
Like you should throw up for big numbers against Tampa,
so we'll find out. But otherwise, to go to a
game where they did put up big numbers, Dude, the
Detroit game. I was saying this the off show, so
I'll repeat it here, Like, yes, Detroit absolutely whooped ass
and it was awesome basically entirely in the fourth quarter.

(10:27):
So it's like but also, I mean, they were winning
the whole time, but it was like, to your point,
it didn't feel like in the fourth quarter suddenly it
got very personal.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yes, yes, they kind of snapped. It was just they
started standing over the opponent is beating him, like the
rep tried to pull them off, push the ref away
kept going. That's what it felt like the Sea.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
To remember the Titans, where the rest agreed to not
be racist. They just run up the score on the
other team.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Sure, I mean yeah, basically, but yeah, Dan Campbell took
it personally and he did what he had to do,
and Jared Goff too, showing a little bit of anger.
I like that, I think. Then Jamison Williams said, like,
we don't. We don't even notice the difference with Ben Johnson. God,
that's the whole season.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
They're like Cinderella is about to turn into a pumpkin again.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like, no, so Johnson, I've never heard of him.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Here's the one question everyone's been asking, So I'll give
you a chance to answer it and see if it's
a nothing burger like I think it is. How what
do you think Ben Johnson is thinking about Caleb Williams.
Do you think he's looking across the way wistfully at
a Jared Goth.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
I mean, so far, it's been like every game now
and this is the story people are talking. It's that
people are actually talking about it. Yeah, it feels like
we're getting to a boiling point. Shout out, macho man,
and we're getting close to a Ben Johnson Caleb Williams
blow up on the sideline. It feels like that's what

(12:00):
we're all waiting for. That's what we're all hoping for,
because everybody, if you're a football fan, like a tired
football fan, everybody hates Caleb Williams. He has no fans
and Bears fans hate Caleb Williams. I don't know who
likes him. So we're all just hoping for Ben Johnson
to just tear into him. But we'll see.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't know, Hey, someone's shit talking the Minnesota twits.
What kind of chance we got going, dude?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's wild, I mean, fair enough, but nowhere.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, I mean, I agree, we are nothing bigger but
talking about kicking a guy when he's down. I cried
with everyone else this week when the Brewers quoted Bob
Uker in a post game speech, and now you're you know,
I'm one of you, dude, they just quoted him. Well,
he wrote, okay, we don't. It was very very nice.
If if people haven't seen the clip, you should watch it.

(12:48):
They made the playoffs, I guess you wrote something to
read to the team when they made the playoffs again,
So I.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Did that happened.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
He passed away last bring, so it must have been
right after they made the last one.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I didn't hear it, but did he right it? As
if it's like we probably got flying cars now, I
mean he did. He probably lived at two hundred years
old at this point.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
If anything. If I was a Brewis fan, I think
like he played it smart because he like hit all
the cliches that like their team always is because everyone's like, wow,
how do you know that this team was going to
be like this?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
But he's like, it's Wisconsin sports, right.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
He was like, you didn't have all the stars, but
you came together at the right time. You outscored the
other teams, and you pitched really smart. And I'm like, yeah,
you never spend any money, your pitching was good last year,
and you by definition have to outscore other teams to
be good at baseball, So like it is awesome, though,
but you could tell the emotion was there. And I

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honorary Brewers fan.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Now, okay, co sign it, yep, welcome. Yeah, I guess
I guess me too in a way.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hey, dude, do it be entertain you don't you get missing?
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Jake's just a Twins fan, not a Minnesota spots.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I was gonna say that's it. I have a bubble
and the links. By the way, I want to know.
But other than that, they're the playoffs. Yeah, I did not.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I did not know it was the postseason for them.
I thought the season was canceled when Caitlin Clark got hurt.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Not true, Nope, still happening. But yeah, and it was
on ESPN yesterday. If you're wondering what ESPN has to
do during NFL games, but uh interesting, Yeah, there you go,
speaking of speaking of coaches who I think are waiting
to blow up at somebody. Okay, by the way, Derby,
appreciate the comments. I like it. I like the banner.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Same here.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
How long before Liam Cohen and Trevor Lawrence are full blown?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
We're we're treating everything like wrestling, and I love it.
The clip of Trevor Lawrence. You know, waving them off,
saying something it was almost de definitely nothing, but everyone's
like Trevor Lawrence is already sick of them. And then
the Jaguars put out the full Liam Cohen postgame speech
where he looked like a buffoon. To me, looks like

(15:13):
he'm the locker exactly, he's I mean, it's not gonna work.
It's the same thing as Ben Johnson's coming in to
try to act tough. Not gonna work if you don't
win right away, Like if you are a dufist who
is not really a leader and you're fake, which both
of these two people definitely are very fake. Liam Cohen especially,

(15:35):
They're gonna see through it. And if you don't have
the positive vibes of winning, like you're gonna be done.
And then now you've got fucking Mike McDaniel trying to
explain how NFL games are won at postgame press conferences.
We're about to approach Mike mcdangall's final game as head coach.
How are we excited? How excited are you? He plays
the Bills on a short week, they got a few
extra games. Mike mcdangle's gonna be fire next week, and

(15:58):
he fully deserves that. Like, there's so many bad coaches
in the NFL right now. It's it's wild, but I'm
excited for it.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I I am excited for it. It's also like the
natural progression of like.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
And dirty or correct. Trevor Lawrence sucks.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Trevor Lawrence sucks. I one hundred percent agree, and like,
I think the Jags know that. Like, they brought in
a dude who you know he is after Lawrence, So
if this doesn't work, they're gonna be like, Okay, the
problem is Lawrence, let's start over. I am curious quarterback
whisperer Ben Johnson did not get brought in the dude
that he got brought in to make Caleb Williams work. Yep.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
And in the interview process he had to have been
very pro Caleb Williams to even get that job too.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah. By the way, Luke's in the chat mentioning David
Black because Lebron and David Black very similar comparison. I
think if you chat his name one more time, he
might show up. Though David's pretty starved for pr deach
in these days.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
True, that is true. That is a very interesting comparison
for me, just how I feel about Caleb Williams versus
how I feel about Lebron James, not comparing how they
are as players, how they are in their respective sports. Yeah,
but I view them as one and the same almost completely.
So I do like that.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, I'll be curious because when we talk about this
coaching stuff, McDaniel's a great one and we're jumping over.
We're gonna give you our two big storylines in the second.
But I think the narrative from week two, I can't
believe half of the league is gonna make the playoffs.
You know, just under fourteen of these teams are gonna
make the playoffs. And I think the number of teams

(17:41):
who think they are dead is higher. There are some
teams who are like I'm dead, who are gonna make
the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
That's because they listen to me and I declared everyone,
but like four teams before the season started as dead.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That's what I think. I think they're all flurry sports fans.
Pessimism is run wild, you know what, no macho man.
I mean, it is terrible wrestler slogan, but pretty good.
Can you imagine Hal Cogan comes out there? Realism is
running wild, brother.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Brother if he says it, I'm on board. Hit the
music too true. I mean, if hul Hulkster comes back,
if someone wants to read a message from Hulkster to
be from beyond the grave, I'll cry like every baseball
fan did. Apparently, I'll do that for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
But it is because the Dolphins. The Dolphins are like
we're dead, and that I guess that's true. I I
feel like the the Chiefs, like everyone is saying the
Chiefs are dead, so statistically not dead.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, we did this. This happened last year, and this
happened the year before too, So I think Chiefs fans understand.
At least Chiefs fans know they're not dead. Everybody else
wants to declare them dead is what it is.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
But Jeff, You've got a lot of options in that
QB room. The future is there.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Statistically, it could be a very fun season to be
a Cleveland Browns fan because you could like schedule like, hey,
week seven through nine, those are Chadurs weeks. I think
we should start like pre scheduling when each of these
quarterbacks are going to get their debut.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You're probably gonna get Jake Browning twice.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
To play against Yeah, I mean probably probably you got
the Packers this week. And let me tell you, this
is a This is after the Packers have looked so good.
It's a trap game. Yeah, this is a Judkins two
hundred yard Russian game.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
This is I want you to know how bad I
feel about it. But yeah, I mean, it's just like
it's one of those things where it's like going down
the list of teams that feel good. I feel like
week one, even the teams are lost, were like, we've
got it, we're good, and like this week, the half
of the teams that won are like, god, that was ugly.
Cowboys fans are more distraught than they were after Week one.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
That's true. Vikings played three horrible quarters of football in
Week one, had a savior at the end, and then
rolled into Week two and just was we're bad again
and we're like, oh my god, I wish we had
Sam Darnold on our team. They're ready to throw everything away,
saying JJ McCarthy ruined a franchise.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Can't ruin something that's already awful, dude, you know, so
is what it is. Derby was right earlier. Vikings suck.
But I will say I can't believe the people who
were like, obviously JJ McCarthy figured it out that fourth
quarter he might was there.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Now, I mean, there's two scenarios that would have happened
this week, because in the span of one week, JJ
McCarthy would play his first two NFL games ever and
have a child at the age of twenty two. I think.
So it's like either he was about to play out
of his fuck in mind or he was going to
look exactly how he looked, which is unbelievably bad. And

(21:06):
it was it was letter so, but now don't worry,
gonna be he's out this week. He suddenly sprained an ankle.
I think Kevin O'Connell took a chair to it. And
now we get Carson Wentz. And do we think Carson
Wentz will turn that around?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I I don't know. Quarterback whisper, you know, so he might.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
And what do you do if Carson Wentz does.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Nothing? Dude, he's done. There's no He is one of
those quarterbacks you can't play out of being Carson Wentz.
Ryan Fitzpatrick couldn't play, doesn't matter how far back Ryan
Fitzpatrick's helmet was looking when he threw a touchdown pass.
He was cooked.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Roan Fitzpatrick should have been the end of TUA. Yes,
I mean he had a moment, we had him surrounded.
I agree.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I hate to him, so I fully agree. But like Rock,
Purty's out, mac Jones is finally playing for Kyle Shanahan
like Shanahan always wanted wanted. If mac Jones improves on
this week's performance each week, Purty may have the worst
turf toe of all time and may never play again
the season.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Big week for toes.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
By the way, hey, you're getting into my weekly my
weekly headlines here?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh man, did we make the same joke? I can't
wait to get to to see what you called it
because I've got I've got a layup.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, we'll get to that. Let's really quick cruise through
because I think there's a lot of things happening in
week two. Check out what the Athletic learned from NFL
Week two.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Do shout out dirtying the chat super quick. JJ McCarthy
doesn't have a sign Steeler in the NFL. It's tough
out there when you don't have your resources. Man. I
also before we go, because I want to make sure
I get this guy's comment We got a comment from
the sick thief who said, for fantasy, would you start
Collins or mconkey for the day's games.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
McConkie, he's the dude, He's the lad. He is the lad's.
Everyone needs a good lad, and that is McConkey. So
the first thing that that the athletic learned Zach Keefer
in particular, he's a Colts guy, so I'm wondering if
he learned anything from the Colts. So far, this is
a terrible article. Okay, the Chiefs, these aren't the Chiefs

(23:23):
we know. So I think he's really going for what
everybody else is saying, and he learned officially in Week
two of the NFL season, these aren't the Chiefs we know, Jake.
They lost by i think one scorer, just over two
scores to the Eagles. I think a big, big headline
from this game was that everyone's kind of a little

(23:45):
pro Chiefs in this game, the Eagles are the only
team to turn a fan base into pro Chiefs, and
that's because of the tush push. The tush push an
unstoppable play. The Eagles are now starting early on the
tush push. And now this is the game everyone's saying
that will finally get the push outlawed officially. We had

(24:06):
all off season and then now week two of the
NFL season, everyone's like, ah, we made a mistake. So
because of that one play and because of a Travis
Kelcey drop, people are saying the Chiefs are no longer
the Chiefs we know. First time starting oh to two
in the Mahomes era, first time losing three games in
a row in the Mahomes era. Everyone's talking about that.

(24:26):
I will pitch in my two cents of saying one
of those losses does not count against them, because that
was the Super Bowl of last year. So everyone's talking
about them being oh and three. Not true, they're oh
and two. And if the Raiders take care of business
against the Chargers tonight, they're one game behind the Chargers
in Broncos and it does not matter. In my opinion.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
What I need people to remember is like, Okay, diagnosed
the Chiefs. What's wrong? Oh, they don't have any wide
receiving targets right now? That problem will literally be fixed
in three weeks. It'll be partially fixed next week. They
think Worthy's going to be back in week three?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Like yeah, seven?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Correct? Sorry, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was for longer than
I thought. But yes, so Worthy is going to be back,
hopefully by next week. That'll be a little bit better. Then.
We've both said Tyreek Hill is going to be there
by the end of October, then they're gonna have Yeah.
So and listen, even if they don't do that, just
do this experiment with any team that's looking good right now,

(25:29):
take their top two receiving threats away and see how
and it'd be different if they were gonna be They're
coming back, they're gonna be improved, and that improvement is
baked into the plan. So I'm just not that worried
about it. By the way, name a team that's played
two better teams through two weeks.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
We'll see, I mean, we'll see what the Chargers are.
I agree.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, true, Pete Carroll serves them a whooping tonight, it'll
look yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, never know then, but yeah, so zeber Worthy torn
Labram not great, but he'll be able to play with it.
Sounds like they probably assume that it just can't get
damaged any worse at this point, so is what it is.
I think there's a real chance the Chiefs don't win
their division, but does anybody think they're not going to
make the playoffs? We just talked about half the league

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makes the playoffs. Are they in the top half of
the league essentially? And what's more dangerous a Chiefs team
that starts extremely hot and then gets to coast at
the end of the year, or a Chiefs team that
turns it on midpoint, wins a shit ton of games
with Rashid rice Back, gets hot, sneaks into the playoffs,
and then now they don't have a bye week to

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lose all momentum essentially, Like that's the team that scares
me more.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I think, yeah, listen, they're not as deep. They used
to have teams where it's like they can beat you
in any way. And Mahomes was the best quarterback in
the league. I don't know if that's true, but you
know it's not even true through two weeks. Is that
their defense that wasn't true in this game? So it's
like there aren't if you put a magnifying glass of this,

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I just don't think the cracks are that big.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
They're not. They're not, And we notably do not panic
on the Chiefs, and we notably have a one hundred
percent success rate so take that for a grain of
salt as well. Number two. Okay, so this is something
that the athletic learned. Bengals win. Now they wait, So
I'm not sure what the what they learned from that. However,
what we know is I'll spin it from what actually happens,

(27:33):
Zach Kiefer, learn how to spell your name correctly and
also learn how to write points that you learned, because
that's not what happened here. Bengals finally started to know
that we've been begging for them to have a fast start, right,
and in perfect poetry, essentially Bengals finally start to and

(27:54):
o and then they lose Joe Burrow for essentially the
entire year. So that's what it is, out for minimum
of three months. So I think optimistic timeline would be
just before Christmas he comes back. But at Christmas present,
I can only assume their offensive line isn't gonna get
dramatically better by that point. So let's let Joe Burrow

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come back, be rusty, get smoked. So I mean, let me,
while you talk about this, let me look to see
potentially who he would come back against, because I'm just
gonna assume it's TJ. Watter or something which does not
seem like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, the big learning point I think from this game
is that I guess part of the strategy has finally worked.
Which is the difference between this and other Joe Burrow
injuries in the past, like the big one in twenty
twenty Where is twenty twenty two anyway? You know what
what I'm talking about he was gone for a long
time is they did the work of They have quote unquote,

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in their opinion, the best receiving corn football. So whether
you think that it's true or not, Browning's got a
lot of guys to throw the ball up to. They
looked okay the rest of the game. What I learned
from it is that even with Joe Burrow out, the
Jags can't the Daggs can't step on anyone's jugular. Joe
Burrow goes down halfway through the game, vibe should be

(29:17):
through the floor, and the Jags are like, oh man,
how are we gonna screw this one up? So it's
like I learned more about the Jags of like you
have no shot, you have no killer instinct at all.
I think the Bengals, I think they're well coached. I
guess that was solidified for me. I think this is
gonna be a Zach Taylor stretch where maybe he proves

(29:41):
or solid He will either solidifies reputation or be out
of a job depending on how this stretch goes. So
I guess that's the takeaway is it magnifies what the
rest of the team does for Burrow? Does this solidify that,
like I'm gonna be worried about his health for the
rest of his career?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah, I mean everyone is making the lazy but probably
accurate comparison to Andrew Luck, And for whatever it's worth,
if handed the situation handled the situation exactly the same.
We've been begging for an offensive line ahead of Joe
Burrow forever and then we saw him get his fucking
dick kicked in the preseason, saying, oh, I can't wait
to see when he's going to get hurt, and we

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didn't even make it two weeks and it happened. Looking
at the schedule, we could potentially see Joe Burrow coming
back against the Ravens. How fun would that be good
for them? If he comes back against the Dolphins, Cardinals, Browns,
that makes sense, But that stretch. If Jake Browning is
the one leading them to wins after their bye with
the Steelers Patriots, Ravens Bills and then Ravens again, good

(30:44):
on them, Good on them. And if they're in contention
after that stretch with Jake Browning, I don't know, Like
I understand it's Joe Burrow, but I don't know why
you would change things up either. If they actually get
wins there, that would be pretty impressive. So we'll see.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, do you think they sign anybody for depth? There?
Is that a Mike white Landing spot.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It sounds like they're looking for a veteran to bring in.
I don't know who that would be.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Matt Ryan off the bench.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Matt right, maybe a Ryan Tannehill.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Fuck. As soon as I said Ryan, he came to me,
Yeah Tannehill, I think you're yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Maybe if I'm them, they don't do this. What the
Bengals should do is notice, hey, we have a good
football team and we're two to Z. Finally we should
trade for somebody and then go trade for like a
Jamis Winston or a fucking Russell Wilson. Like that's what
you should do. But they don't want to give up
a six or a seventh round draft pick because they're
a draft and developed team like the Packers, who desperately

(31:44):
don't want to do that. A seventh round pick is
worth more to the Packers than a first round pick,
and it's the same thing as the Cincinnati Bengals. They
just value wise. They don't do that. So should they
trade a seventh rounder for Jamis who is not even
really on the depth chart for the Giants? Yeah? Probably,
but they're probably not going to do that. Should they
trade for a Dylan Gabriel or Joe Flacco The Browns

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desperately want to just like see what they got in
their youth at this point, Yes, but they will not
do that.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
So yeah, well, even like some this is not what
I want. Where's I want to know where Tyler Huntley's playing.
I was trying to look up a guy in my
searching Raven's backup, and Cooper Rush came up. Don't trade
for me?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
No, No, But yeah, they're gonna bring somebody in. I
assume they're gonna stick with Jake Browning though Carthy, no,
he's out for the year. McCarthy can't replicate Week one heroics.
I guess that's what Zach Keefer learned, and that's true.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
They lost.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
There's really nothing to take from that other than the
Vikings were under pressure the entire time. Their offensive line
was missing two starters, and then McCarthy panicked.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
My take is you should feel about JJ McCarthy. You
felt after week one if you were really high, you
were too high. I guess that's the only takeaway. But
otherwise it's literally a second game. He's a rookie. Yeah,
he listen, he's not gonna He's not gonna win Rookie
of the Year, literally a because I think it's illegal.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
No, I think he can.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He can. Oh, my boycot that big time. You're not
a rookie dog.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I mean, imagine if Jordan loved One in his fourth
year or something. He technically played before that, But.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
He feels like a rookie. Tucker Craft feels like he's
gonna win it.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Maybe give it to him. Who's gonna tell him? No?
I wouldn't tell him no.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, he's really coming to his own element. He's pulling
out swear words I don't usually have in my repertoire
when I get mad.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Tucker Craft is the most tight end tight end I've
seen in some time, and I'm all, I'm all for it.
Tight ends are psychos because they don't have a real
position and they're just trying to fit in. They're just
trying to stand out, and he certainly does it.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, McCarthy. I think JJ McCarthy is going to be
a good quarterback. Do I think it's going to be
this year? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Do you think he'll develop.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Week by week? To hear people, no one Stock is
going to go more up and down. If Stock was
an NFL player, we could buy and sell Sam Donald
every week and make a fortune because you just buy
and sell the Vikings out cup. Because everyone sounds like,
don't you wish he had Sam Donald? Last week? He
was a pariah?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
True, that is true, and hey, they beat they beat
the Steelers, so what else?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
What else is Sam Donald? Notably?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yep, Yes, it was all Donald. Next Campbell and the
Lions make their statement again. This is something Zach Keifer learned.
I don't know what that means, but they did win,
and they it was fifty two twenty one. So let's
read this paragraph or this section here and tell me
one thing that Zach Keifer learned because there's no definitive

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statement about what they learned, just what happened. So again, Athletic,
I love you. I think you do good work. Zach Kiefer.
I like you other than the way you spell your name.
I think it's dramatically bad. But that's not what this
article is. So anything to say you've already I guess,
but it's not even that. Uh, we've already talked about this.

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Anything else to say about the Lions and anything you
learned about the Lions?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
They still got the top end. I guess that's good
to know.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, I think their defense is better.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah. Personally, this game made me. This is a good takeaway.
This game made me feel better about the Packers than
the Packers game.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Did fair enough. That is. I can't argue with that
Cowboys Giant stage a thriller. This is what Zach Keifer learned.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I can't wait to talk about this game, Zach. I'm
gonna completely ignore you, Zach Kiefer, because this is nothing Burger.
You know, we're gonna wait, what's that quote he's got
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Shit, I don't want to know. Well, what's the difference
between one and one and Zho and two they asked
Dak and he said, shit, I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And then these are a couple of great quotes. And
then they said, we're thankful for that guy. About Brandon Aubrey.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
He's good. Brandon Aubrey's a dog, He's really good.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I really thought we were setting up for he just made,
you know, one of the longest best kicks of all time,
and then he was gonna shank a forty seven yarder.
But that that's not how that game concluded.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Was this is the last thing Zach Kiefer learned. This.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh good, So we can dig into this because I
just wanted to say, this game was freaking bonkers, dude.
This game was mental because the Cowboys are coming out
of and they're like, I guess we righted the ship.
Did you did the Like the last three minutes of
that game in overtime, we're a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, I think the Cowboys should feel good about their offense.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I mean, yes, I guess yeah, But should are the
dude the Giants feel good about their offense?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
No, because Russell Wilson passed for four hundred and fifty
yards and Jackson Dart is closer to playing now because
Russell Wilson threw that final interception, one of the worst
interceptions I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
He did, by the way, I mean, all social awareness
left him in overtime. It's like when we're playing uh
college football on the PlayStation. It's like, dude, live for
tomorrow a little bit. Games not over take the tie.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
No kidding, they would have. If the Giants tied this game,
they would have thought they're winning the NFC East. It's
but it felt great.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, it's just unbelievable. And by the way, like the
fact that they were even able to send it into
overtime was crazy. He played a great game. He had
the game everyone thought that JJ McCarthy had last week.
He truly played.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Russell Wilson played an outstanding four quarters. But unfortunately this
game had more than four records. There was extra time.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, they fully should have and I believe this with
my whole heart. They you have to tag a Jamis
for overtime.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, James. Even Jamis is like, that's
a bad interception. I want to feel that.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah. By the way, Jamis is feeling a little froggy lately.
They're like interviewing afterwards, and he's like, I mean I
want to start.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I know, that's what I'm saying, Like, why wouldn't the
Bengals trade for him? Someone should trade for Jamis. The
Saints should trade for Jamis.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
By the way, who's the team that calls it gets
Derek Carton met he was lying, but he does want
to play football and he's not hurt. It's just that
he didn't want to be in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I mean, I could see the Raiders doing it. Of
something happens to.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Gino, I'm fine. It's a miracle.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
That happens a lot, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, Well, anything else from this game.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I don't think so. But we have to decide on
our two headlines for the week, Jake, I think we
can go back and forth. So the first one I
wrote down's probably not the one that we go with,
so I'll say that. But I just said Lions bounce
back big and are the highest scores of the weekend.

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I think that's a big thing that people are talking
about after pronouncing them dead, saying their offense is no good.
They almost I mean, they put up over fifty points,
which is insane. That rarely happens so I think that
is a big storyline. Do I think it's one of
the biggest two? Probably not, but I do think it's notable.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I think that's good. My only thing with that is
I had the same game for a potential one, but
mine was that is Caleb Williams washed, like that was
one of my I think washed.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
You have to be good before you're washed, I.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Know, but it's just like, for whatever reason, maybe the
better way to word is this, Like the Bears came
in there like are we going to contend in this division?
Big stamp? No, No you're not.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That's the and then the Bears media immediately does what
the Bears media does, and it's going to get louder
and louder, and they just they destroy their own team.
So I cannot do it.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, that juxtaposition of like I feel like the heats
come off of the Lions and has increased for the Bear.
So there's something there. My number one toe Burrow to.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Burrow pretty good. I mean yeah, no matter what the
Joe Burrow injury has to be in here. I just
wrote down turf though, because last year, two years ago,
Achilles was that the cool kid in class, right this
year we got Brock Purdy turf toe, we got Joe
Burrow turf toe. I assume we're gonna get more for

(40:39):
whatever reason. It comes in bunches, and right now, turf
toe is the cool thing to have.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I can't wait for the study that comes up five
years from now that's like this type of shoe they
were all wearing. Some dumb man comes out, Yeah I am,
it's all the smuckers they're eating in the back room
and goes straight through their toes bigger than they used to.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Here's the thing, as someone who coaches offensive line, there's
one very very easy thing that you always do, you
always have to do, and you'll even see middle school
coaches they'll just repeat it. Gotta keep it feet moving, chopping, shopping,
feet babies chopping. If you do that, you're not gonna
get rolled up on, You're not gonna you're not gonna

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get a foot cut under you keep keep your feet chopping. Joe,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah? I think this is like the first narrative we've
seen that. I'm like, this is for sure an impact
on one team's entire outlook. So yeah, forever, probably you
want a snake drafter do you want to go back
to you.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well, I think we can already put that in as
one of them.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
That's one locked. Okay, I agree, So.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I'll just right at the moment, I'll just write turf
toe just because I do think we're gonna get more
than just two. Yeah, because I think I think more
is coming. I'll do turf toe parentheses. Joe's version, how
about that.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's very good. It's very good.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
So another one I have and I was so excited
about this. So it's gonna break my heart if it
does not work or it does not win. But this
week was the epitome of lowman wins. Okay everything, I mean,
what's the big what's the biggest penalty everyone's talking about

(42:27):
from that Colts Broncos game? Leverage and it all comes
back to leverage. Baby, the lowbad wins at all points
in time. The Lowman won during the Joe Burrow thing.
He was under them turf Oh, sorry about it, Lowman
one blocking the the Broncos guy tried to snap that
author's a woman's neck touch bush. They started early, doesn't matter.

(42:48):
Lowman wins the Steelers Seahawks. Lowman recovered that fumble in
the end zone.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I was gonna say that when he got yeah, he
got under it.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Lowmad wanted every scenario this week.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Low Man won in Tennessee. Did you see that long
snapper hustling for the ball?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I didn't, But was it like a Luke Rhymer situation
leading with his head or what?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Well, by the way, yes, like all good long snappers,
he ramped completely horizontal the whole time, just like you
draw that long snapper. First man down the field, he
threw the ball back in on the one yard line.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Really, that's that's a good special team to play. That's
good hustle.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, and then they blew it, you know, but not
his fault. He stayed low.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Love that, hey potential. You know what. One of the
things we're gonna one things we're starting this week teasing
it right now. We're doing power rankings every week, but
we got a wheel with different things we're ranking them on.
One of the things that put on there, Jake was
the best long snapper from each team, So we already
know our number one.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Then wait, Luke Rimer a disgusting act by the Broncos
going after long snapper with his head down. I couldn't
agree more it's.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
You can't do it. You absolutely cannot do that. So yeah,
that's mine is low man wins or leverage, whatever you
want to call it. But that was the highlight I
think of the weekend for me so far.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Okay, well that is fun. That's more fun than my
other ones. I'll do my fun one next, which got
mentioned in yours. So I feel like it's been ate up.
But one of my headlines read the book, Dude, special teams,
Special teams wins games.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
You gotta know the d teams, make special plays, you
gotta know the rule.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Sincerely a storyline for me. We were so high on
the Steelers and just almost completely undone by an idiot
kick returner.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yep, and that's the whole thing. Burn it down. Roders
said not to overreact. So I think half the Steelers
fan base is like, you know what, you're right, you're right.
But the other fan base part of the fan base
is like, we are done. You might as well start
putting in where's Will Howard? We need to at least
see what he's got.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
We're so well coached, by the way. I do like that.
Mike Tomlin's Mike Tomlins tonight being special teams would be
funny to be like, you can't keep himself off the field?
Would you call me Jones is running one back? Never
teaches the kids how to catch a ball.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, that's a good point. That is a good point.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He's got He's got Antonio Brown kicking punters in the face.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
That was wild. Antonio Brown he chased after that punter,
He found him. He wasn't trying to avoid him.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
It's you know how many special teams staff Who's happened before?
We find out that Mike Tomlin never practiced his special teams?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
That would be wild. If he had a bad kicker,
maybe I would. I mean, maybe maybe Chris Boswell is
just covering up a lot of hurt. Maybe Chris Boswell
will tell his story one day once he leaves Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I don't know, I think so. Uh yeah, so that
was one. My actual other nominee would be the Dolphins
are doomed. Yeah, I mean players only meeting week two.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I said that preseason, and they you know what, they said,
we had players only meetings all the time. Yeah, no, shit,
we know, fucking idiots. You guys suck. I've never been
more correct on teams than I've been about the Bengals
and the Dolphins the past several years. Pinpoint accuracy. These

(46:14):
guys stink. So the one is covered under turf toe
that I have, and that's that Joe Burrow still needs
an offensive line. What year is it? Essentially, and then
the other one I have is just and again covered
under it, so we don't need to include it was
the quarterback injuries. We got Joe Burrow brought Purty Justin
Fields JJ McCarthy, we got Jayden Daniels. We got a lot,

(46:38):
we got a lot going on, and it's just piling up.
It's not great stuff. But yeah, in my opinion, we
gotta go with turf tow that's number one. Number two.
I think little Man wins. I think I mean, we
could probably put that every week, but which would be
a funny bit. But I think this week especially, it

(46:58):
is what it is.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
That is kid. By the way, I'm looking through my
notes to see if I missed any I did just
write down its own separate line. JJ McCarthy sucks all
capital letters, So I didn't want to throw that out
as if possible. Take away week, Big week for you,
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
You Yeah, indicated how do you feel about his baby
being named what is it? Rome? Do you hate the
baby too?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
It wasn't built in the day, That's what I'll say,
you know.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
You know what, that's very true. I'm surprised no one's
said that yet.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
McCarthy my actual last nominee, and you're gonna hate this.
So we could pick low Man wins because it's better. Okay,
the Packers are the best team in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
They've looked like it again. The Packers absolutely dominated the
Commanders in a game. The Commanders did not try to
move the football or do anything on offense, and it
was a one score game. So it just feels weird.
I understand eye test. Packers got it using the green whatsoever.
Not a good game by the play. It's tough, hotel.

(48:00):
Let's do turf toe and low Man wins. But I
will say if I was gonna make a pitch, I
would actually pitch it as I think we know who
the best team in each conference is.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
That would be the actual Bills. Yeah, because the Bills
also handled shit and just did two games where it's
like the whole time it was like, oh those teams
are really good.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
So early prediction do the Bills continue to just stomp
their opponents because they have the Bengals on or they
have the Dolphins on a short week. So either they're
gonna stop stomp the Dolphins or they're gonna play so
badly that we have questions all around.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I'll believe it when I see it, Dude. I I
don't know if the Bills are gonna lose some games
they shouldn't, But like I don't, are the Dolphins gonna
be competitive? Like I have more doubts that that is
possible right now than anything else. But don't get me wrong.
If I looked at the Bills schedule right now, let
me tell you when it's gonna happen. Let me tell
you what game is about to jump out at them.

(48:56):
Yeah it's Saints two weeks.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Spencer Ratler is going to
carve them up.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Ye, gonna be a l actual pick. It's vapor, Yeah,
it's rable the week after they come off of the
Dolphins and the very bad Saints and then run into
a bus.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Sof yeah yeah, probably probably, Okay, I think the wheel
final Uh first Bengals, Yes, signing another quarterback Randy and
those pack fans must be happy, insatiable. They are, you
cannot stop them at this moment. Let's move to the wheel,

(49:42):
the almighty wheel. So moving forward, if you have any
suggestions to go on the wheel, definitely submit them in
the comments, submit them during the live chat, write a
letter to Hannah Bruner at Elkmunt School District. Whatever you
have to do to get the message to us. Every
week we're spinning a wheel. We are ranking the top
ten teams according to what this lands on. There's real

(50:02):
football stuff, there's real cool stuff, there's real irrelevant stuff,
there's real important stuff. So this week we got a
bunch of options, I think around sixteen, and let's spin
it to see what we are ranking the top ten
teams on. And it looks like we are ranking Oh nice,

(50:28):
I don't even know what this is. Want to share
a beer with? Okay?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Top ten? Okay? And we have to be mutual on these.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yes, let's we'll argue it and you know, if if
it comes down to it, will negotiate, if we have
to trape, if we have to just completely rule a
team out, whatever we got to do. We are ranking
the top ten teams based on wanting to share a
beer with do we want to start at one or ten? Well? Ten,

(50:57):
it's hard to start with because.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
It's like we're eliminating twenty two teams. I think we
should just throw out teams that we know are on there.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Sure, we'll just put them on the board and then
we can sort them after that. That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Okay, early contender somewhere on the board.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
The Eagles one percent my thought too, so they could
be very competitive.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Here, just for Lane Johnson at the very least.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Whole offensive line. They notably liked pounds some beers. I
think the Lions are on there. Maybe it's a Dan
Campbell bias, but I think they're on there.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yep, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I think Buccaneers.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Yep. I was about to say the Bucks. That's a
great answer. I think is that true? Almost was like, like,
I think, I do think this is true. I think
the Titans are a fun hang.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Titans are interesting. I'm down to negotiate them. I think
have some good guys. Rams with Pooka stafford in, Yeah
for sure. Yeah. And what do we think about the Bills?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Who's their linebacker? Sorry, Bill Rams?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Uh Landman?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Maybe is Wagner not there anymore.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
No, you always confuse this. He's with the Commanders, God
damn it.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Wait no, no, no, sorry, wrong position. Jalen Ramsey's there.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
No, he's with the Steelers, who I think is a
good team to show Adams DeVante Adams is with the Rams. Yes,
Stafford like Corum.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Okay, I if I if we picked the Raiders, do
I get to drink with Pete Carroll? I think so? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I think coaches come to hang.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I think they need to be on the list. Between
that and I think Snacks Crosby.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Crosby's good.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Steelers Steelers for sure, the whole defense. Yes, and I
mean Rogers you kidding me? Yeah? Giants.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Giants are very interesting because obviously need to be with
Jamis Jamis day Ball.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Dave All's a great hang. Do we have to invite
their GM because that eliminates them?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I think he's invited, but promptly kicked. We tell him
the wrong car True. I think Jackson Dart could be interesting.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh for sure. I want to be here with Brian Burns.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Brian Burns is good a lot of I mean dexter Lawrence, sexy, dexy.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, he's great. Okay, Okay, anyone else on the.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Seven. We got eight, so we for sure need at
least two more. I think Brown's are incredibly interesting. However,
if you mix alcohol with several of their players, it
could get problematic.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, I mean yeah, very much, so very fast. Yeah.
I think Washington's fun.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I think Washington can be fun. Quinn Quinn great, Cliff
Kingsbury terrible.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
So I think.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
No, Cliff Kingsbury hasn't surprised me a day in his life.
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I don't want to overthink this, but is it The
Chiefs are probably good?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Oh yeah, Chiefs are good. I think Ravens are good.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I almost said the Ravens earlier. I think that's good they.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I think so. Is there any we've I mean quickly,
Bengals I think is no. No Patriots I think at
the moment is now, even though raybel there's a lot
of heavy lifting there.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, still a bit of kill Joyce. Saints are too sad.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, Saints, No Niners. I think no, it'd be.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Interesting just yeah. But I still think no compared to
the ones we got.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah, because even like Nick Bosa, he's a psycho. He's
one of the most uninteresting people of all time.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, so Cardinals might be the most boring team in
the league. Like if you look at their personalities, like
that's a I think some of those guys are social sponges. Dude,
soak it all up.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
True, true, very true.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Try talking to Marvin Harrison Junior.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
I don't think you can. I think it's part of
the issue. Same with Kyler. Uh Falcons aren't really interesting.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
You can't take the rist of Kirk shows up.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
True, very true.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Bills, there's some people who are fun to talk to,
but I think their.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Offensive line solid. I don't think anybody else.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Is, but everyone's offensive line does a lot of heavy
lifting for this true true.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I mean that's why Broncos I think is in there
because of Quinn minors. But other than him, I don't
know who.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I almost said Panthers, because then you get Xavier look at.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
True Xavier look at would be great. He'd be outstanding,
really really good.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
But here's the hard part. Don't know enough of them.
Don't let going down place where I don't know too
many people. And that's the entire Panther's roster.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
That is very true. Bears, I think is a no Browns.
We've already talked about how problematic it could be. Cowboys again.
Their offensive line is solid, but really not much else
there in my opinion, Broncos, we just talked about Packers.
A lot of lame people on the Packers.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I just honest, we've got better practice.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Great.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, they feel like they're like sixteenth to.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Me, fair, completely fair. Texans. No, just no, they're not interesting. Colts.
I mean we last night apparently Daniel Jones is out
on the town drinking beers with Indianapolis people.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
So interesting. The Colts kicker seems like he's a fun time.
The Colts are interesting to me. Who's the tight end
they just drafted?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Tyler Warren would be outstanding as well.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Colts.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
We'll put Colts there. I think they're talk about them.
They're in the conversation.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Dude, you John Taylor's got to know his way around
to Bruskie.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I don't know who you're talking about, Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Sorry, friends, don't never call John John Taylor.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
That changes his personality completely. Just short, Jagg's no Chargers,
no Dolphins, absolutely not Vikings. Jake can't be in the
same room with J. J. McCarthy or there's no fun.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
People on there, no one actually wants to talk. Okay,
we're gonna talk with Harrison Smith and Adam Feelin What
a fun time.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That's a cliff or Chris collins Or's wet dream. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I feel like that's when, like I work at a university.
It's like every year when we open up, the Dean
of students hosts like a hey, happy start of the year.
Let's all go to a winery together. That's going to
drink with the like, Okay, cool, who invited the parents?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Correct? Correct jets? Not enough people we care about sauces. Okay,
but I feel like he's not even a beer guy.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, and then I almost said the Seahawks.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
I don't know. See Zabo's great, zabol is invited no
matter which teams are invited.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
And you know, I want to I want to drink
with Sam Donald, just how I can ask him about
those ghosts? Do you still see them? They still out there?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
After his fourth Beery starts to get a little freak
freaked outs, I start moving. So we got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
We have to eliminate too.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Titans are out.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Titans are out.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Washington.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I don't. I don't like Washington. I will say, though,
one thing that you may not know about Washington that's
where von Miller is, which is very quiet, and that
also is scary to me.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, let's get Washington out there because we've got heavy
hitters up there. After that.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Okay, here we go. So now we are ranking the
top ten based on these any that immediately say, while
they're in the top ten, they're towards the bottom or
vice versa.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Kansas City. I think he is the bottom. I think
towards the bottom. Maybe I shouldn't have started with them.
I just I don't think they're one of my top contenders.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Like talking through it, we we both would love to
share a beer with leoshanel oh Man.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
No, put it back in. I just remembered. Yeah, their
defense is too fun. Their defense defense Jones is outstanding. Yeah,
they got they got some guys. By the way, did
you see that they were interviewing should all about like
back Comedy was talking about Wisconsin like you lived on
a fucking wildlife preserve, like they're like when grand kind
of is a little bit, I mean a little bit,

(59:40):
but they were just like you have pheasants by our house.
I'm like Jesus Christ. Everybody like, let's open. Okay, that's
horizons a little bit. The team we were the most like,
eh is the cults.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Fair? That's fair, that's a they snuck in commendable to
be top ten, but I think they are ten. That's fair. Okay.
So I mean, who's the top top candidate for each team?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Eagles?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I think their offensive line, notably Lane Johnson yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Or god slip in my mind right now. But their center.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Is it Jurgins? Otherwise Mayolotta is great?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah, their whole offensive line. I'm thinking the dude who
wears overalls.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. Lions Landon Dickerson for sure.
Lions are like, it's for sure Dan Campbell. Who's the
top player? They might be towards the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I just think the fact that doesn't come to
mind right away says a lot. Maybe meets pee, I
mean me too, it's panee or it's I do think
Hutchinson would be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I don't know if you would be.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I could tell you what here. They're towards the bottom.
Let me tell you why, because I'm on I'm on
Ross Brown's a fucking vibe killer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Oh yeah, Luke's correct, you know what, he is such
a vibe killer. I'm putting them at ten, and I
think I'm moving the Colts up immediately. Dan Campbell does
a lot of heavy lifting there. But like Brian Branch,
I love, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I think Colts just end up, we're getting their way
all the way up the board.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
That'd be great. Rams have a lot of heavy hitters
as well. Bucks. I love Baker, Tristan Wurts is great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I think the Raiders are the next one we should
look at because I agree that it's like, uh, okay,
Carol is their top one these coach Yeah, I mean Crosby, right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Crosby's pretty good. Well, Crosby notably cannot drink anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Sorry, yay, but I feel like you'd have a lot
of pointers. He would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
He's okay being around it though, I think so. I
think he'd be good there. Gino's strong. I think it's
really good. But yeah, I don't think they're they're here,
that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I'd actually I would put them under the Colts the
Raiders up again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Okay, you know what, we'll call this the Quentin Nelson effect.
I think that's fair, Quentin Nelson.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I just haven't thought of a Colts player yet. I
don't want to drink with.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Uh, I don't. I don't know if I want to
drink with John Taylor. To be honest, he starts calling
himself once he gets druck. That's his alter ego. He's
he feels like he's gonna talk down to me, and
I don't want that personally. Yeah, okay, who's the next lowist?

(01:02:41):
Maybe maybe that's the way to do it. Outside of
Baker and Worse, I don't really know. Giants is Jamis
day Ball. I think they have some good Brian Burns.
You said Dexter Lawrence, I think is extreme.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
The entire Bucks receiver corp is a black. That's who
I think is gonna have the most fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I don't know. You don't think Mike Evans is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
I think Mike Evans buys everyone around.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
And do we know anything. I don't think Abuka has
a personality. I think he's just football all the time.
I think Chris Godwin is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Sterling Shepherd's on that team.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Sterling Shepherd is there. I can see Sterling Shepherd being
a great vibes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Guy, I really, I guess was putting a lot of
money on oh ouch is there? Yeah, they're fun. They
deserve to be here, but they might be next.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Tod can take his front teeth out love that it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
So I haven't said this yet and I uh, First off,
Luke John Taylor was at Wisconsin. They don't let you
go there unless you drink a little bit. But two
for the Ravens, I have not used this yet because
I know what it's immediately going to do to use
heg how do you feel about the tight end diabetes
wonder being at our get together?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Mark, I'm gonna I'm gonna stuff them with as much
sugary beers as possible. See how fast he starts shaking.
But there's other great ones. I hate Mark Andrews, but
I mean Lamar is outstanding, Derek Henry's outstanding. You got
Kyle van Noy, who's awesome. You got uh Mad made

(01:04:25):
Buike or whatever on the defensive line, who's great? Jay
Ye Alexander's there now, Kyle Hamilton their center who I
can't think of from Iowa at the moment. What's his name?
You think his name? But Linderbaumb. Fucking let's do fucking
Jaeger bombs with Linderbaumb, Like, how great would that be?

(01:04:49):
That would be an outstanding time. So I think they
are high for me. Yeah still there, Yes, yes, they
have a lot of great players.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
They're up there. Okay, who are we putting here instead
of the Bucks? Like, if it's not the Bucks, who
is it? I think it might be the Buccaneers time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Probably probably Bucks. Giants feel a little lower like compared
to some of these other heavy hitters.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I think it's gonna be Buccaneers than Giants.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Okay, I'm fine with that. So I don't know why.
I really feel like the Rams could really make it run. Here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
By the way, if you're just joining us, we are
ranking the top ten teams we'd like to share a
beer with. See this is where rubber meets the road.
I So as we get to the top of this list,
I guess I would say out of the ones remaining,
I'm between the Ravens and the Chiefs. I think Steelers, Eagles,

(01:05:53):
and Rams are kind of my top three.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Okay, that I think that's fair. Ste These are so
interesting too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Cam Hayward, Like, I just want to drink with Cam Hayward.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
I think I want to put Chiefs here. I just
keep thinking about Chris Jones, but I think he is.
I think that's probably fair.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
He might be too fun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
He's good. Yeah, he's gonna bake it all about him.
So are we thinking that I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Would do the Ravens next. I think I would flip them.
And here's why i'd flip them. The coaches aren't close.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
That's true. Andy Reeve would be very fun, and I
mean Spags would be awesome for the Chiefs as well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, so I think that's good. Oh wait, uh, he
doesn't work there. Wig Martindale doesn't still work for Baltimore,
does he?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
No, he's in college now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
One drinking drink.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But Chuck Bagano's here though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yes. By the way, I totally disagree about Jalen Hurts
being a vibe killer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Uh No, I agree he is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
I don't like I'm n raw vibe killer. Jalen hur
isn't going to be the life of the party.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
He's better. He's better than a Monroe. Everyone hates a Monroe.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
But yeah, the Eagles a line to me feels like
it's crying out for that team to be number one, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I think you would be surprised about the Rams.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
All line though I'm thinking about the Rams.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Rams are very high, like aside from their offensive line,
which is great. Kobe Turner just did he win the
mask singer like he can fucking belt That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
It's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Stafford might be the best on the list. Stafford's up there.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
If Cooper Kupp was still on this team, they'd be
number one with a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Bullet Davonte, though Pooka is outstanding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Oh wait, I did just think of something. Okay, I
think we should decide based on the team's back quarterbacks
and the rings.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
And Bennett is fucking pounded Beers, dude, but he also
has to share with Jimmy g Dude, Jimmy g is
I think he could be a good wing man if
we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
But like, okay, that's a good pairing. I want to
do this with Our top three Eagles backups are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Sam Howell, who brings chicken fingers everywhere he goes, and Jake.
You've already shared a beer with Will Howard, so tell
us how that was for the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Will Howard. Will Howard is not I have I have
I think I'm older than Will Howard.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I know that's why you're at the bar. You bought
him the beer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I might have, I might have. He might have been
a student for me, which is like a weird vibe.
I from what I've heard, dude, the cats drink man,
I think he's a fun hank Scott Thompson. Fun hang,
does he get to come? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I was thinking, Scott, of course he's you shared the
beer with Scott Thompson. Well, how Word may have been studying,
But Skylar Thompson's for sure there kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Yeah. Only thing is no ladies are going to talk
to you Skylar Thompsons there, that's my experience. But otherwise,
fun hang.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I mean, same thing with Jalen Hurt. I think Jalen
Hurts is enough to make it the hym number I
just realized I made. I switched two and three for
some reason the numbers, so I have that is a
great call.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
He's not.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
The gardener thing for me has I'll say, I've been
talking about lines. I'm scared if Great Humphrey is there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
See crete Humphreys is outstanding. He's great, Oh he is
he is?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
And then three drinks in he tells you a secret
you can never I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, that's probably right. That's probably right.
No one else is there though, with the Chiefs and
against coaching staff. But I can guarantee sharing a beer
with Nagy would be outstanding.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
The mount of shit he would talk on Chicago?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Why do I want to put? Okay, maybe the Chiefs
should be higher, which would the teams?

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I understand everyone talks about Travis Kelcey, but we can't
ignore how great he would be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I know he's not. There's nothing about him dating Taylor
Swift that would make him less fun. I've been thinking
about that this whole time. Like they are higher.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
People hate him because he's the most popular player in
the league, which isn't close. Like he's out of every player,
he's the most notable.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Okay, I did just think of do we do it
this way? I do? Okay, let's consider the Chiefs. Do
we list the one guy from each team you don't
want to have a beer with him? We try and
sort him that way? Maybe maybe because the Chiefs have
a doozy, they have a doozy that I just thought of.
Who Harrison Bucker.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
I think think, I mean, you gotta have somebody there
that you can hate on. Though if everyone's great, is
anybody great? You know you gotta have somebody that we
can as a group come together.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Lou's opening up the Pandora's Box of all time teams,
which is a crazy thing. And by the way, the
answer is the Three Buccaneers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Oh, three Bucks is good. Can't do it, can't be
doing that. We gotta we gotta nail down this list.
If we can't perfect the first power rankings, yeah, you
may have to abandon it all together.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Out we're close enough. Which of these teams is one
and we'll figure it out from there. Steelers, I agree,
let's do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It have to be Aaron Rodgers, Mike Tomlin, Cam Hayward,
teach one on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
That team who's uninteresting to share a beer with? You
made that distinction last week, Rogers. Yeah, Jalen Ramsey, who
I was searching for that. Where he is? We lay
it on him? Hereat Oh, we could just all look
at DK Metcalf the whole time. How fucking big he is?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Huge?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Probably fun, he seems like a good vibes Gotty Miller
is there? I want to put the Eagles second.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Okay, I want to put the Rams second, So we
have to figure out who we do not want there.
But I think that means Chiefs are four, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
I think the Chiefs are four. We've we've talked around it,
but I think the Chiefs are four.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah. I think they have some outstanding, strong ones. I
think they have some weak ones.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
So this is a weak defense for me. So I'll
let I'm gonna say this piece and I will let
you decide what to do with it. I know the
Eagles more so I know more about the guys on
the Eagles I wouldn't want to drink with. But I'm
sure those guys are on the Rams. I just don't
know their team as well. That's where I'm struggling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Is like, let's bring up a depth chart. We gotta,
we gotta, we gotta, we gotta nail the top.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
No, hold on, I know what we're doing. It's it's
Rams too. I was like, what did you say earlier
that really convinced me? Stet's and Bennett?

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
I will that's in Bennett's outstanding here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
And we didn't talk about him enough. Matt Stafford Is
I think though the dude I think that's too. Yeah,
more fun than Nick Sirianni.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
We got Havenstein outstanding, Steve Avila is good, Kolbe Turner,
like I said, he's gonna he's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I'm just like, is there any vibe killers there? But
I just don't know, you I don't think so. I
don't think they have vibe killers on their team. I think,
like notably, that's that's like part of the culture.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Baron Donald was still here to be a slam dunk case.
But I yes, you've convinced me because I I will say,
there's enough guys I know about on the Eagles who
don't ruin them for me. But it's like they're just
a little more timid. I actually don't think Saquan's the
most fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
He's not. He doesn't have a personality. Remember, I mean,
how do you feel about Sirianni. He's there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
I think he's fun to drink with. However, I think
I think whatever you think of it, Like if Mike
Tomlin's fun, Nick Sirianni's you know, a fucking blast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Here's the other thing. There's a lot of Georgia guys
on the Eagles, And we talked about how rounds. He
mix some alcohol just for their own safety. We know
they're getting behind a wheel, and I just I don't
want that blood to be on my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
The last thing I will say, I did just remember.
I just I just looked at the behind Saquan for
the Eagles is an all time beer team. Will Shipley,
AJ Dillon, Tank Bigsby.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
My hate for AJ Dillon knows no bounce. He cannot
be there, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Agree, Okay, I think we've landing on it. I think
we feel good. The last thing I will throw out
is I will entertain Eagles are Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Okay, Okay, we're looking at the Eagles again. I cannot
understate the fact that there's a lot of Georgia people
and someone will be dying.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
No, let's do it. I can't. I'm with you on
like I'm with you, and I feel good about that
because the Chiefs cannot go any higher.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Juju's here, Juju's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Juju and Bucker are five killers, straight up fibe killers.
I think we leave it. We leave it. I think
we've let fate decide enough.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Robert Tunyan though, I mean, they've.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Got good dudes. They're in the top four of a
very prestigious list.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
This is the final four. This is some menc DOUBLEA.
You've made it. It's like the Royal Rumble.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
This is a big deal. So definitively the top ten
teams to share a beer with. Number two ten Detroit Lions.
Dan Campbell brought him to the top ten. A Monro
kept him at ten. Number nine we got the Raiders.
We got Gino Carrol, Max Crosby's there for support is
a great ddu you know that. Eight we got the cheat,

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the Colts behind Danny Dimes. We got John Taylor, the
alter ego there. We got Quinton Nelson. Got some defensive guys.
Number seven, Baker, Tod Mach, we got Tristan Wurfs. We
got some solid people there. The Giants are at six
with day Ball, with Jamis, with Dexter Lawrence, five Jaire

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Lamar Derrick, Henry Stanger bombs with Linderbaum.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
But starting with.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
I love I do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
It's just like I don't know if he's the star
of that lineup, but I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Get some beers in him and I can guarantee he
will be.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Number four, how about this for the start of the
show Stetson Bennett's going to be a party. He oh, no,
sets and Bennett's at the Rams. Sorry Gardner, Minshew's there.
He got Chris Jones, I mean Travis Kelcey. Andy Reid
would be great. Andy Reids buying cheese burgers for everybody. Uh, Eagles,

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We got Siriani, We got the whole offensive line. We
got many Georgia players driving fast love fast cars. Number two,
this is where we got Stetson.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
You're so excited about Stetson Bennett. You said it three picks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
I know, I am very excited about Stetson Bennett. Going
beer for beer with Stetson Bennett and Matthew Stafford sounds
like a great time. And then number one, Aaron Rodgers
is telling alien stories. We got Mike Tomlin giggling.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I can gigle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Mike Tomblin's a GEEKLERK what he's drugg Two K State
boys hashing it out in the corner. Two K State boys.
I mean you know about that all too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Well, Jake three K because out there too true.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
That's very true. Then Jalen Ramsey, Uh thinka Fitzpatrick will
find his way back. We got t J. Watt we
got Cam Hayward, we got Hei Smith, we got what's
uh ship, what's the other Wisconsin guy there on the
D line? We gotta do this right? Her big? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, her BIG's there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Right. Oh, we got fucking Isaiah louder Milk is there too?
Another Wisconsin boy? These guys are pounding beers. We got
an all star lineup for the Pittsburgh Steelers there, so definitively.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Oh, they got Troy fout now, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
He's great too, standing and their center West Virginia guy.
We got Fraser, exact Fraser, he's he's great too, outstanding.
Darnald Washington talking about big guys well, Darneld Washington, DK
Metcalf standing next to each other.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Oh, Joey Joey Porter juniors on this team. This is
a great number one. Yes, we could go the whole
night in just here. Joey Porter senior stories.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
It's true. It's a great point. Jabill Peppers fouled his
way to this team now too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
People find their way.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Yes, and then we got a Bruner, Carson Brunner, great
Washington linebacker. How about that? So definitively top ten? You're
watching this in the comments or on YouTube potentially in
the comments, let us know what your top ten is.
Do you disagree with somebody and who's the one player
the one player you want to share with? I beer
with the most. Please let us know anything else before

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we get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
No, I think we do. Thank you folks for tuning in.
It's been a fun week too. We're gonna keep going strong.
Soon it'll be baseball playoffs and we'll have to shift
our focus completely. I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Completely. We'll stop NFL coverage completely and just make sure
we detail everything that's going on in baseball. I can't
wait for the Brewers to lose in the first or
second round because money, show me the money at that
preseason crab dude, I'll crab walk from here all the
way up to fucking your house, Jake. If if I

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hit that completely boom got it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
By the way, Yeah, how about we close on that.
Listen to Zax betting advice because it's been very good.
But for baseball, listen to mind Dog been on a
tear except for one bet, which was for the Twins
to any games and absolute shame. But otherwise.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
That that was heart That was a heartbreaker. Are they
even gonna get close.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
They murdered their team. They're leading the league that their
position players have pitched more than their listed bullpen guys
have in the last two weeks. Not fair, it is
higher bullpen. If you're a football fan, imagine like, okay,
the Dolphins are really bad. Imagine if they trade every
wide receiver they had.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
And then the season, Oh it would be I would
love that for Tua.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Jared Aberdare would be out there catching balls, living the Cadabra.
I miss him so bad. Kid from Whitewater. We tried
for a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Uh, come o, yeah, Jake hoomerows great, give you back absolutely,
but yeah, we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
We'll be back next week. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Submit your suggestions for the Wheel please, because the Wheel
is about to take over. We were looking for a
theme for season eleven. Jake, it's the Wheel. It's the Wheel.
We'll be back next week. Goodbye box by three.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Fuck yeah