November 18, 2025 • 37 mins
This podcast edition of Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness features comedian Jesse Peyton. ( @KennethRWebster )
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Dick Cheney will have his funeral on Thursday. He's being
honored with a twenty one gunshots to the face salute.
Really just a charming and a very very sentimental moment.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
There.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So rest in peace to Dick Cheney. How much we
will miss him. Jesse Peyton stopping buying a little bit.
Comedian Jesse Payton will be in the building shortly. But
before we get to any of that, the thing everybody
is talking about today is Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's Jeffrey Epstein Day.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Here is House Speaker Mike Johnson to explain something I
agree with before I tell you why I disagree with him.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Biden Department of Justice had the files the entire time,
and not as single one of the people who are
so loud and animated right now, They never said anything
about it for all those four years.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, he's right about that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The Biden administration was in charge for four years and
the Democrats controlled everything. For two of those four years.
So why didn't you guys make any effort to release anything?
Because they didn't care and they still don't really care.
I mean they don't care. Yesterday, Chuck Schumer was asked
that very question, and it's like it's almost like he
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wanted to prove that he's too old to be in government.
He misheard the question. He thought he was being asked
about Donald Trump. He was being asked about Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
On that note, just I guess a question that's out there.
Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years
when President Biden was in office?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Well that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh my god, I love that SoundBite. Inject that right
into my veins. Hey, Chuck Schumer, we're gonna ask you
a question about Joe Biden, but to prove that you're
way too old to be in this position. Why don't
you misunderstand our point and think we're asking the same
question but about Trump.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Editor On that note, just I guess a question that's
out there. Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when President.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Biden was in office.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well, that's the question every American is asking, or not
every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the
hell is he hiding?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Do you guys think he would have given that answer
even had known they were talking about Joe Biden. No,
he would have said, Look, you know, that's odd. He
would have had a totally different answer. If you have
a different answer to the same question depending on who's
in charge at the time, you're a bad person. If
your positions, if your principal or your policy positions change
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based on who the president is, you're not a serious person.
Chuck Schumer is not a serious person. Here's a question.
Donald Trump was asked way back in twenty fifteen, before
anyone even thought he'd ever become president. He was asked
Jeffrey Epstein in the Island. He said it was a cesspool.
You raised the question of Jeffrey Epstein in your remarks event, and.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think he's got a problem. I don't think the problem.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I don't know, But that island was really a cesspool.
There's no question about it. Just ask Prince Andrew, Well,
he'll tell you about it. The island was an absolute cesspool.
So well that he's been there for many times. Well,
I can't say Frinch, but I know friendly.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You know them.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
They play at my clubs a lot. I have clubs,
and everybody likes to play a.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Political problem for her.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
If she runs for president, it could be a political problem. Look,
he could be a political problem, right.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Next time on Hillary A guilty man doesn't mention he
wants to hide now. In twenty twenty five, the President's
calling for Congress to release the Epstein files after trying
to get everyone to move on from the Epstein files
earlier this year. The reversal comes after a coordinated attempt
by Democrats and Marjorie Taylor Green to smear Trump in
connection with the files.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And as you know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
One of the things we've learned from the last week
looking at this big dump, a separate group of files,
not from the DOJ, but from the Epstein estate, reveals
the New York Times and author Michael Wolf begged Epstein
for dirt on Trump and they came up empty.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They wanted to try to hurt him.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think an important point to make here, since this
is all people will be talking about today, is none
of the Epstein victims have ever accused Trump of any wrongdoing,
and as much as the Democrats hate accepting reality, this
very important detail from the case remains unchanged. If the
Epstein victims were accusing him of something, then there would
probably be a case here to be made for maybe
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Trump's not a good guy, or at least a bad guy.
In context of the Epstein Island scandal, there's no direct
accusations or evidence of any wrongdoing. Thus far, Trump wants
ban Jeffrey Epstein from mar A Lago over misconduct that
was before Epstein was ever accused of anything by the government.
Donald Trump actively cooperated with the investigators. He was the
only high profile figure to assist Epstein's victims, lawyers Bradley Edwards,
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providing helpful information during the investigation. Without any indication of
involvement in the Epstein crimes. The DOJ and the FBI
couldn't find anything that id he had done wrong. They
cleared him. That happened more than once. The name in
the files doesn't imply guilt. Trump's mentioned in the Epstein
documents right to reflect a past social relationship, but that
doesn't mean criminal activity. Being named in FBI files is
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an evidence of wrongdoing. It's a very misleading way to
trick people into believing something's happening. It's a lie biomission,
and Epstein's emails are speculative, they're not proof. In those emails,
Epstein alleged Trump knew about the girls or spent time
with a victim.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, he did.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Some of those girls worked at his country club, but
these are but that doesn't mean that he knew that
they were being trafficked. The reference victim, like Virginia Darfrey,
never accused Trump of anything. By the way, she worked
for Donald Trump before Epstein hired her and trafficked her.
Trump has called for the release of the Epstein files,
stating that we have nothing to hide and directed probes
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into the Epstein ties to critics like Bill Clinton, and
I want to get back to original point. I skipped
over there. Mike Johnson was standing in front of a
placard today. He went and got a went he went
to Kinko's or FedEx Express or wherever he went. He
printed out one of those big posters they have made
to explain why it would be a bad idea to
release the Epstein files. And even though I don't think
that Mike Johnson ever had any involvement in trafficking people.
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He seems very unlikely that a man of his socioeconomic
status would have been connected to the Epstein Island, especially
then he wasn't a powerful, important politician back when Epstein
was around. You do have to wonder who is Mike
Johnson trying to protect. It's a good question.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
They see whenever you lose sight of the enemy, look
behind you. Yeah, that's a bad paranoia right there. Probably
brought on by a bong ripper too, Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
All right, let's get real. We're going on. We're going on.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Everybody, put your game faces on people. The acting director
of FEMA has resigned after only six months in the role.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
In other words, our disaster.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Relief agency is a disaster that requires relief. Jesse Payton,
stand up comedian.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
I think I'm pro FEMA, man. We got to stop
this abuse against pets. That's not what FEMA is. The
thing to think it a peda.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh can you know I'm stupid? You know you know.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
PETA is a private, privately funded charity worth millions of
dollars that harasses butchers. FEMA is the group of people
that go out after a hurricane and round up everybody
and put them in a labor camp.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Do you understand now, Fema. I thought that was the
bone in a black person's leg. Yes, that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hi, everybody, we're live streaming right now. Jesse is in
studio right now, and uh, well, I mean that's obvious, right,
he's right here. Hang on, get that off the screen.
That's confusing.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I was doing too many things at once and people
were looking at Uh, that's the computer screen behind me
while we're we're on the radio, and that should be
my primary focus. I have a producer down the hall,
but I'm one of those guys that's got to do
everything himself. So all my producer does is edit audio
and smoke bongs, which is a really easy job, but
it doesn't pay.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well. Yeah, that sounds are hiring. Yes, I want that position.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You have employees, right, you have merch girls, and you
have an agent and that sort of than Jesse, But
you used to be a felon. You used to be
in prison. I'm still a felon. It's like an alcoholic.
It just doesn't go away. But now that it's just
like herpies allegedly. I want to that's correct, Yes, it's
exactly the same thing. I want to talk about what's
going on in the news, because this is a news
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radio station after all, and there's a lot going on
today with FEMA and ice and that sort of thing.
But before we get to any of that, you are
a news story and people are mad. There was a
news story about how you were in prison for close
to a decade of your life. You got out and
you became one of the most popular comedians in Texas,
and this has really upset people that don't know you.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
It is well, people come on on social media trolling
because I'm Trump supporter and I say wild things like
I'm a radicalist, like I believe there's two genders and
women should have their own safe space in their own
restrooms and men shouldn't be in there. So they come
on attacking me and vilifying me, and you know, it's
the same thing all the time. I'm an inceell women
hate me, which only ugly women hate me. I have noticed, Kenny,
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because I pull these people's profiles up and all of
them look like if Shrek and Fiona had a baby
with Benjamin Button. Disease and yeah, it's crazy. So they
come on my page talking trash. And then there was
actually a news article that came out with the title
that said Jesse Peyton comedy sensation from prison to ten
million dollar net worth. And one of my fans came
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to my defense and posted this today to a troll
who said I was an inceell and broke.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I the insult of all the insults of things that
I've been called in You've been called that confuses me
the most because I feel like, of all that's supposed
to be demeaning, they are men who are in involuntarily celibate.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But I will point this out. Since my divorce, and
I'm not proud to admit this out loud. Since my divorce,
my career has gone great. I'm in better physical shape
than I've ever been. I'm in better financial shape than
I've ever been. The one thing in my life that
I think has not gone well since becoming a single
man is dating. Dating has exposed me to a very
toxic culture of single people, to the point where I
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almost look at the insul community and I think, Wow,
maybe they have it right, Maybe that's better.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
It's not that though, Kenny Man, all that is is projection.
It's these people who are on the outside looking in
and they want to take their own inadequates, in own
insecurities and then project them onto you things that are
going on with them. And then they're like, don't I
don't get laid, I don't make money, and I'm gonna
throw it on this guy because those are the things
that steing me the most. So I'm gonna project them
onto you, hoping they sting you because I'm jealous and insecure.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So I get it all the time.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It's funny, which is why it came up with, you know,
the show that we do, Couples Therapy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Can you explain before we get into the news today,
what's going on this weekend? You and I are in
South Mississippi and South Louisiana. Bay Saint Louis is not
far from Gulf Ford in Biloxi, Metterie is not far
from New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
What's happening Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
So Base Lewis We're gonna be at the Little Theater
doing our show, Couple's Therapy, a relationship themed comedy show.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
This is the perfect date night.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Where Kenny and I take our love life dating experiences
not with each other. We keep those private, but we
hey Tooey or example, Hey, we would charge a lot
more than twenty five dollars for a ticket. If that
was the case, we were doing it on stage at
the Little Theater and it would have to be a
big theater because of seeing Kenny naked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's right, thank you. I'm a big guy. Thank you,
Kenny Lifts.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I sure do. Yeah, so I'll take it. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
But this show I did Bay Saint Louis, which is
hilarious because Basin Lewis has a population of ten thousand
and this theater holds one hundred. And we've sold out
two shows every time we've done it, and the first
show's already almost completely sold out. So we're adding a
second show this Friday at the Little Theater in.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Base Saint Louis.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Tickets are available on my website at Jesse is Funny
and jessesfunny dot com. Also, we're gonna be in Meterie,
Louisiana doing another show at Cork Martini and Winebar, doing
the same show there where we sold it out as
well last time. Guys, get your tickets quick if you're
in the Metay area. If you're in Bay Saint Louis area,
This show Couple Therapy is Me and Kenny saying all
the things we really can't say on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So it's a lot of FUNNYO come check us out.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know that's true. There are lots of words. And
I have a bad habit of going too fast when
I'm on the radio. So at this comedy show on
Friday and Saturday night, I am going to do a
healthy amount of fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's medical grade fentyl. I'm just going to take a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So look, it's very popular nowadays, and I figure if
I'm nothing if not trendy Jesse.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Yeah, that runs deep in my family too, Kenny. My
family is so white trash that we call hard drugs medicine.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
When I was seven years old, my dad would say, Hey,
bring me my sleep in medicine. I'm like, Dad, this
is heroin and I'm seven.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And you sold it to him.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Weirdly, the weirdest think about that we had to raise
money for my baseball team.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, speaking of money and sex and drugs, that's about it.
That is a topic du jour today. There's a conversation
being had right now about the Epstein files. Everybody wants
to know where are the Epstein files, Why can't we
see them? And so that we got this big document
from the Epstein estate.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now, these are not the DOJ files.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
These are emails that were provided by the error to
the Epstein for the Epstein estate is what it is,
and which I think a lot of that money now
goes to the victims. Fine, whatever, But I don't know
a single person who wasn't a little skeptical of Donald
Trump when he called Epstein List a Democrat hoax. But
the Democrats this week and this report from the Washington
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Post really make you think again.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Here is an actual headline breaking news.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Newly released documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate showed that he
appeared to be texting a member of Congress during a
congressional hearing investigating Donald Trump, and that those texts may
have influenced the lawmaker's questions. The Washington Post is reporting
that Jeffrey Epstein was texting sitting members of Congress Democrats
Democrat non voting delegates Stacy Plaskett of the Virgin Island specifically,
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and directing the questioning during the congressional investigation of Donald Trump.
If you're being coached by Jeffrey Epstein, it does kind
of make you look like a bad.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Person, you know, absolutely, which is crazy how the Democrats
always try to flip everything. And when the new files
came out, the old redacted, the new reacted, old email
that just recently came out where Jeffrey Epstein said Donald
Trump didn't have a what was it, a decent bone
in his body, And then the Democrats were like, see
Donald Trump's bad. I'm like, you just took an endorsement
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from a pedophile, right exactly, yes, correct.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now, one of the other things we've learned here is that, weirdly,
of all the things that are mentioned in the Epstein files,
Epstein was being counseled by the New York Times and
he was coaching Democrat members of Congress. This isn't exactly
strengthening the Trump was best buddies with Epstein case. In fact,
in this document dump of new emails, Epstein really appears
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to hate Donald Trump. Now, I don't know about you,
but I would love to be hated by pedophiles and globoys.
I actually prefer that. Yeah, the enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
It's simple, but it's wild how Democrats want to now
take anything that's anti true.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And that's the thing we want.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
We as conservatives, libertarians, we that are right leading, normal
people want the Epstein files released so we can see
every single person on it. The Democrats want the Epstein
files released so they can see one person on it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Right, that's it. They don't care. You know, they were
in charge for four years.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I played this clip earlier in the opening segment of
the show, but you weren't here at the time, and
now I don't have it available. There's I close the video.
There's Chuck Schumer has been all over the news this week,
as you know, he is the Senate minority leader, and
he was asked a question about why Biden didn't release
the Epstein files during the four years that he was
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in charge.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
But Chuck Schumer, who's really really.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Old and doesn't know how to grill a cheeseburger for
those that have never seen that video, didn't understand the question.
He thought they were asking him about Trump, and so
this was his suspicious answer.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Editor on that note, just I guess a question that's
out there, Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when President Biden was in office.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Well, that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Great? It's so great, so good.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
This almost feels like a parody real that somebody like
you know, transpos the question.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's so funny, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So awesome, it's like, all right, And it also begs
the question, if he'd heard the question correctly, would you
have given that answer?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And so if your positions on policy and government, and
if they change based on who's in charge, doesn't that
kind of make you a parasite?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It makes you a garbage human being, It really does.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, and now you're an anti Semit because Chuck Schumer
is a Jew.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Nice job, Jesse, well done.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Hey, Kenny has always thought the best things in life
are free, free plus tax. Of course, Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
All right, kids.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
The met Gala has just announced the theme for twenty
twenty six. The theme for the twenty twenty six Metcala
will be costume Marched. This changes from last year's theme,
which was raping children on Epstein Island's a very different
theme this year. They've decided not to go with the
child rape thing anymore. Apparently it's very unpopular nowadays. Jesse Peyton,
I have you ever been invited to the met Gala?
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A Diddy freak out? So that was fun, Yeah, the
Diddy freak off. I showed up.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
I was the only white person there and I was like, Hey,
this is my first time here. Are there any party favors?
And they told me I was the party favor, which
is crazy. And then they played this weird game called
pin the tail on the honky and I was the
honky and I found out black people don't have tails.
They use their front tails. They used their third leg.
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And that's not all black people, just the black people
at a Diddy party exactly. I was always really disgusted
by the notion of the didty parties.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I always thought what they did was terrible. I never
read a good thing about it. And then I read
this report from Courtney Kardashian claiming she once got punched
at one of those p Didty parties. She realized what
that means. That means not everything that happened at those
p Didty parties was bad.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
My first thought, he said, do you know what that means?
I was gonna say, justice is poetic. All right, let's talk.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
About Olivia Nuzzy for a minute. You probably don't know
who this is, but I have a feeling you're really
gonna enjoy this news story. You get who RFK Junior is. Right,
of course, RFK Junior is the He's the health czar,
and he has he.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Has a weird voice. We're all gonna take health lessons
from a guy that talks like this.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And while he was running for president, back before he
endorsed Donald Trump, he was being followed around the country
by a female journalist named Olivia Nuzzy. I want to
put a picture of Olivia on the screen here so
that people watching us on social media can see it,
also said jests you can kind of get a feel
of what kind of woman Olivia Nuzzy is. I would say,
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I don't know what word to use to describe her.
She's a famous journalist. I'm gonna just say expensive. She
looks expensive to me. She looks like, uh like, uh
like more smart than pretty pretty ish, you know, and
said I got it. She's got a j leno jawline.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Going on. But that's besides the point.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
While Olivia Nuzzy was following RFK Junior around while he
was running for president, back before he endorsed Trump, she
became obsessed with him physically, obsessed sexually. She was sending
him naked photos, which is which is a big no
no when you're a journalist. This is a thing that
female journalists hate other female journalists for doing. Using their
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vijj in order to get the scoop, if you will,
in order to scoop the scoopisme, go ahead, go ahead, Jesse,
I know you have.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Something to scoop the story. No, that's great. I was
just thinking about Raisin Brandon. Two scoops. Never mind, it
just went it went very so okay.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
So Olivia Nuzzy uh finally published her story about RFK Junior,
and it was what you would call a sameer piece,
a hit piece.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It was supposed.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
To damage his career and make him look horrible so
that nobody would ever like RFK Junior, and it didn't
really work. Instead, it kind of backfired on her and
her fiance ended up leaving her because he rew, you know,
because she was trying to cheat on him with RFK Junior. Well,
this is Washington, DC, it's the East Coast. These are
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the coastal elitists, as we refer to them. When you're
a rich, famous, female celebrity journalist who's been using your
vagina to scoop the story, why not write a book
about it?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So that's happened. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
If you don't follow the professional journalism class, you might
not know how how funny this is. Olivia and Nuzzy
got her break as a reporter during her coverage of
the twenty sixteen election for The Daily Beast. Went on
to work at Politico, the Washington Post, New York Magazine,
pretty much every major political news outlet. She is now
an editor for Vanity Fair. In twenty seventeen, he was
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upset at Hollywood for insinuating that female reporters use sex
to scoop their stories. Do you remember there used to
be a TV show on the air called House of Cards?
Did you ever watch House of Cards? Jesse I started it? Yeah,
there was a so you do you remember this woman
on the screen right here? This was a female journalist
on the show. Was famous for having trying to have
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sex with Kevin Spacey, who was at the time of
congressman so that she could get details, and Olivia Nuzzi
was very upset about this. Here's a tweet she posted
in January nineteenth, twenty fifteen. Why does Hollywood think female
reporters sleep with their sources?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
In twenty twenty four, the news broke that Olivia Nuzzy's
fiance had called off the wedding due to an alleged
affair with RFK Junior. Now, according to this the details
of the story, the alleged affair was kind of one
way Olivia was trying to.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Seduce RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
RFK claims that Nuzzy sent him unwanted sexual pures and
videos during her coverage of his twenty twenty four campaign,
and even threatened a lawsuit. Rfk's wife, as you know,
is Cheryl Hines, the star of Curby Your Enthusiasm. She
denied the rumor. She said it's not true to prove
that she had an affair. However, Nuzzy doubled down this
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month by releasing a memoir, a book called American Canto
Conto Whatever, where she claims to lay out the sordid
trysts in detail. She writes things like I did not
like to think about it, just as I later would
not like to think about the worm in his brain
that other people found so funny. I loved his brain.
I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought
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he was a madman. He was not quite mad the
way they thought, But I loved the private ways that
he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable and
always as if he would swallow up the whole world
just so that Why are you.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Laughing at that, Jesse? Why is that funny?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked
about the worm. Baby, don't worry, he said, it's not
a worm. The point is, this woman who basically built
a career off saying that female journalists should never have
sex with the subjects they're writing about, appears to have
had sex with the subject, or at least wanted to.
Jesse Payton, you're not a politician. You're probably disgusted by
all this. You would never have anything to do with
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these people, right.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I just want to know how bad unsolicited, unwanted nudes
of women are, because there's the thing about naked pictures
of women.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I've always wanted them.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
I don't I don't I don't get it, and it's
weird that she would make a reference to what RFK swallowed,
and I wonder if that's why his voice sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, I would ask you to go further, but I
think you've insinuated enough that his her fiance was a
guy named Ryan Liza. He claims that then girlfriend Olivia
ns He cheated on him with GOP presidential candidate Mark Shanford.
Most people probably know who Mark Stanford is. He is
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he was a congressman from South Carolina. Let's see, he
was the one hundred and fifteenth governor of South Carolina
from two thousand and three to twenty eleven. And apparently
she had a go with this guy. I'll put a
picture of him on the screen. So maybe you're starting
to figure out what her type is here, old white men,
that's the kind of guy she's really attracted to. Jesse Payton,
(24:20):
what do you know about women that are into that?
Anna Nicole Smith was my favorite person ever. You know,
she's from Houston. Not a lot of people outside of
Houston realized. The famous buxom blonde met her ex husband
at a strip club that was right down the street
from this radio station.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I never went there.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
That closed before I moved here, but it was a
famous strip club from New Orleans called Rix Cabaret, and
that's where she met the old guy.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Do you think that was true love? Jesse? What do
you think?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Absolutely? Yeah, he was in love with boobs and she
was in love with money. It's so American tale, old
as time.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So that was the real thing, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What do you think, Olivia? And as he saw in
RFK Junior or Mark Sandford for that matter, the old
white guy.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Yeah, apparently her eight dating age range is four to
oh one k.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
That's actually pretty funny, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So to summon up Nuzzi, who is thirty two years old,
was upset ten years ago that Hollywood portrays female journalists
using sex to get close to sources. But then she
apparently changed her mind. She no longer feels that way.
Method acting is one thing, but method journalism is a
whole different kind of that is a different craft altogether.
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I've never heard of sech I think, Jesse Payton, that's
crazy that she would probably.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
I bet she was a big fan of the movie Cocoon.
Who's the guy that's he had diabetes? What was his name?
The guy in Cocoon wasn't George Burns. No, no, no,
I forget that guy's name. I know who you're talking about, though,
I have his I have the SoundBite. He looks like
the Quaker oats guy.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I have a lot of soundbites on this computer somewhere
on here. I have the diabetes SoundBite. But I think
it's spelled wrong because he's Is it wrong? What the
hell was his name? Someone in the comment section is
probably about to sound off and embarrass us.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Did you know he was like our age when he
did that movie? No kidding?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, old people. Middle aged people looked really old back
in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I don't know what changed.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
They said, George Alexander from Seinfeld, Right, he was like
thirty six.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Wilford Brimley. Okay, yeah, I don't know why it just
came to me. I was just about to google it.
Isn't that weird how your brain works?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I just suddenly remembered Wilford Brimley. I don't know why
that is. Do you ever think about Wilford Brimley? Seems
like something you could think about during sex so that
you didn't finish too soon, you know, Yeah, it's like baseball,
and then that guy, Yeah, baseball, Wilford Brimley and whoopee
Goldberg wearing a bra or. In this woman's case, she
could just open her eyes and see the guy she's actually.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
With America, the land of taxation that was founded to
avoid taxation. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
All right, So a dog in Scotland, Sir vibed a
one hundred foot drop down a cliff, unscathed.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Wow. Christy Nome calls it the feel bad story of
the year. I knew he'd make it, he identifies as
a cat. That was somehow better than my Christy Nome joke.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I don't know. And you didn't even try. That was good.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I wrote my joke out before the show today. Yeah,
and I'm sorry, and I just and you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I can't see that producer. Could the producer get that one?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You feel?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
I feel like producers stand on standby when I'm when
I'm in your studio, the same way TSA people are
on Hilert when somebody walks through the airport with a
turban on you.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Did you have to go to the airport during the
government shutdown at Jimny.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Issues with him went once.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
But I went into Hobby because I'm poor and uh
and there was no issue there. There was an issue
coming back from where the heck did I go?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Where did I go? Can he? And when I was
coming back? U damn, I don't even know which airport
I was in. Do you think that Hobby is the
poor airport because of Southwest? Is that what you? Yeah? Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
No, that's a middle class airlines. The poor airlines is
Spirit in Frontier or front or Yeah, and they go
to Bush that's where they go. Southwest is Southwest? Isn't
it used to be cheap?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Now they charge Now they have a signed seating. Did
you know they change they charge bags?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah? Wild?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, South I thought Southwest Gate let you bring your
bag free. Spirit charges for the bags. Oh that's right. No,
when you know Southwest charges for bags. I just paid
for bags. I thought you get two bags, you must
want it anymore, you must add extra bags.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I had one bag and they charged me thirty five
dollars one bag and it flew to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I actually don't have an issue with charging for the
bag because because if you think about it, it's like
saying it's cheaper if you don't have a bunch of
crap to bring with you. Absolutely, if you don't bring
anything with you and you're getting charged the same fee
as a guy that has five bags, that kind of seems.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
See.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I don't write much about pricing or stuff like that
because if you can't afford it, you don't want to
do it, then don't go or drive.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, you're onto something there, all right, Jesse Payton
in studio. Right now, let's talk about Muslims and trannies,
the weird intersection between two subcultures of people that can't
seem to assimilate into society without.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Screaming look at me, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
There's a video going viral this week out of Belgium's
out of Brussels, Belgiums. As you know, Brussels is not
just a vegetable. It's the name of the city in
a country. I've never been there before. I guess they
have really good beer. And there's a transgender influencer, very
famous person.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
It's a man, but it's a woman. You know that.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's a man who identifies as a woman. I don't
speak Brussels. What are they speaking Belgium, bel Belgianese or German.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I don't know. I've never been there. I don't care.
I'm not going to pretend to care.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What you're seeing right now on the camera screen here
in our studio is a man dressed as a woman
who's all beat up. He's bleeding out of his face,
he's got cuts coming out of his cheeks.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
This guy looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I mean, he looked terrible before he got jumped by
a bunch of Islamis, and look at him now.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
He looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Anyway, So a transgender influencer was beaten by a group
of Muslims in Brussels, Belgium.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Now I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Speak the language, but what he's saying is I have
always supported Palestine. I don't understand why they would attack me.
Jesse Payton, why do you think these Muslim extremists attacked
this white man dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
If you had to guess, I remember.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
The first time this had happened, when the liberal identified
as a wolf and went in to play with the
wolves in the woods and got attacked by wolves, And like,
why they turn on me?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
They hate you? Hey, I don't know who needs to
tell you this. They hate you, they don't like you,
They disagree with your sexuality. You're non existent. We tolerate
you here, even though we disagree with your sexual deviance,
but we don't attack you like they do.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And y'all want to.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Make a claim for pro Muslim, pro Palestine, pro Islam.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And they hate you. Yeah, queers for Palestine's guy. That's like,
you know, like vegans for butcher blocks or it makes
no sense at all. But while we're on the topic
of the cross dressing weirdos, the American people have wanted
questions to the answers to the questions we've been asking
about Thomas Crooks. I hate saying his name, but I
feel like I have to say the shooter's name so
(31:16):
everybody can remember who he was, because now there's been
more than one of these. Thomas Crooks was the would
be assassin from Butler, Pennsylvania who shot Trump's ear. Now,
for over a year and a half, we didn't know
anything about this guy. We didn't know he had no
social media presence, we had no information on his history, nothing.
Then all of a sudden, weirdly, we just discovered he
(31:37):
had a trail of digital clues on some website called
deviant art. Devian Art, I guess, is a website where
you post art that you're interested in and lo and behold,
how shocking is this. He had a weird fetish with
cross dressing trainees and the furry thing people dressed as animals,
which is also what the Charlie Kirk assassin was into. Now,
(31:58):
I ask you this Jesse him a little suspiciously coincidental
or do you believe it?
Speaker 9 (32:04):
I have no idea, kinny. It's funny how all these
clues pop up months and months later. He's like, what
were they doing up until now? So I don't know.
I'm suspicious about anything that's brought to light this far
after the fact. When Egen Carrol said Trump did what
he did twenty years later, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
The woman that accused him of raping her in a
dressing room and then she said she thought rape was sexy.
And when she made that comment, I was still married
at the time. I hadn't gotten out in the dating
world yet, and I didn't realize how many people agreed
with that sentiment. To the choking and spitting and slapping
and I don't mean to get off topic. But the
weirdest thing about what Egen Carrol said in that SoundBite,
(32:42):
it never occurred to me a couple of years ago,
the first time i'd heard it, is there are a
lot of people that weirdly seem to agree with that.
I don't know if that's a good thing. I've seemed
very unhealthy to me. But yeah, reminds me of when
I was locked up?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Why did it remind you of when you were locked up? Jess,
that's a joke. That was a joke. I'm kidding, joke.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I often will pitch my stand up comedy bit ideas
to Jesse because he's a professional comedian.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I'm not a comedian, and you know, I.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Do comedy as a hobby on the side for fine
I do radio for a living. And I wrote this
bit out one time about how somebody did a peer
reviewed academic study on young women twenty years ago and
violent sex, and they went around they interviewed all these
college girls, college age women about violent sex, not not
you know, like non consensual, but consensual violent sex. They
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asked all these women do you like it to participate
in it? And more than half of them more than
half of them said they did not. Less than half
of them said that they were interested in it a
small portion, right, And then we fast forward to more recently,
a similar study was conducted on women of the same
age group. They went out and they asked him do
you like being choked, spit on, slapped, that sort of thing?
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This time they got totally different results. More than half
the women said yes, we're interested in that. That's something
that we request regularly, something they participated with their lovers in.
And then they went and then they went and did
biometric data on these women. They went in to checked
what is this doing to their health, to their heart,
to their brain. And what they determined was that many
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of these women were having so much violent sex that
involved choking and lack of oxygen to their brain that
it was actually causing brain damage. And I wrote this
whole bit out where I explained all that, and then
I showed it to Jesse and I was like, how
do we make this funny? And Jesse was like, you don't.
This is one of the most depressing things you've ever
showed me. Kenny, Do you remember when we had that conversation.
(34:33):
I do remember that that was not going to work
on stage, but weirdly it works on talk radio, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Absolutely? Why is that?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Because you have a captive audience that can't walk out,
and if they do, we don't know it.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well now the ratings seem to suggest that they're tuning in,
but no. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Sometimes there's just things that don't seem to work in
a comedy club, But then things you'd think wouldn't work,
like Holocaust jokes and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I've been to a lot of comedy shows that are
so lit.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
I mean, I was doing this Holocaust joke and it
was cooking right, and I just turned up the heat
and I was gassing it.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yep, Sorry, okay, I'm better than that. I'm sorry. Please
don't judge.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
I think it's because of the ten year rule. Did
South Park explain this once?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
After ten years, horrible things become acceptable for comedy nine
to eleven, for example, the age Crisis of the nineteen eighties.
The Holocaust wasn't funny until the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Apparently, it's true.
Speaker 9 (35:28):
And I don't I don't make the rules, which means
in twenty thirty one, my Harpies is gonna be hilarious.
So sorry, Jesse Payton, we have to run, but you
and I are doing stand up comedy this Friday night
in Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
That's in South Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And on Saturday night we're gonna be doing comedy in
Metai at a place called Cork.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's a wine and martini bar.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
People can get tickets to jesse isfunny dot com. If
people show up at the door, will they be able
to get in or do you think it'll be sold out?
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Both shows are to be sold out, guys. If you
want tickets, get them now. We've done these cities multiple times.
We added a second show for Bay Saint Louis. Tickets
are going live later today because that show is going
to sell out this afternoon. We've only got like ten
seats left and they're going quick. But Friday, bayse Saint
Louis the Little Theater, me and Kenny doing a show
called Couples Therapy All this is a lot of fun.
And then Saturday in Metaie at Cork Wine and Martini Bar,
(36:23):
we're gonna be doing the same show.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Get your tickets pre buy them, guys.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
It's like a three dollars extra charge. It's worth it, guys.
You want to come out, get VIP, come see Kenny
up close. You don't want to see him from far away.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I promise absolutely not, And if we sell out and
enough people ask for it, I will take my.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Shirt off on stage. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Have a great afternoon. We'll see you brayin early tomorrow
morning for more of what you bought a radio for.
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Dick Cheney will have his funeral on Thursday. He's being
honored with a twenty one gunshots to the face salute.
Really just a charming and a very very sentimental moment.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
There.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So rest in peace to Dick Cheney. How much we
will miss him. Jesse Peyton stopping buying a little bit.
Comedian Jesse Payton will be in the building shortly. But
before we get to any of that, the thing everybody
is talking about today is Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's Jeffrey Epstein Day.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Here is House Speaker Mike Johnson to explain something I
agree with before I tell you why I disagree with him.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The Biden Department of Justice had the files the entire time,
and not as single one of the people who are
so loud and animated right now, They never said anything
about it for all those four years.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, he's right about that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The Biden administration was in charge for four years and
the Democrats controlled everything. For two of those four years.
So why didn't you guys make any effort to release anything?
Because they didn't care and they still don't really care.
I mean they don't care. Yesterday, Chuck Schumer was asked
that very question, and it's like it's almost like he
(01:28):
wanted to prove that he's too old to be in government.
He misheard the question. He thought he was being asked
about Donald Trump. He was being asked about Joe Biden.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
On that note, just I guess a question that's out there.
Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years
when President Biden was in office?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Well that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh my god, I love that SoundBite. Inject that right
into my veins. Hey, Chuck Schumer, we're gonna ask you
a question about Joe Biden, but to prove that you're
way too old to be in this position. Why don't
you misunderstand our point and think we're asking the same
question but about Trump.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Editor On that note, just I guess a question that's
out there. Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when President.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Biden was in office.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well, that's the question every American is asking, or not
every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the
hell is he hiding?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Do you guys think he would have given that answer
even had known they were talking about Joe Biden. No,
he would have said, Look, you know, that's odd. He
would have had a totally different answer. If you have
a different answer to the same question depending on who's
in charge at the time, you're a bad person. If
your positions, if your principal or your policy positions change
(02:44):
based on who the president is, you're not a serious person.
Chuck Schumer is not a serious person. Here's a question.
Donald Trump was asked way back in twenty fifteen, before
anyone even thought he'd ever become president. He was asked
Jeffrey Epstein in the Island. He said it was a cesspool.
You raised the question of Jeffrey Epstein in your remarks event, and.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I think he's got a problem. I don't think the problem.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I don't know, But that island was really a cesspool.
There's no question about it. Just ask Prince Andrew, Well,
he'll tell you about it. The island was an absolute cesspool.
So well that he's been there for many times. Well,
I can't say Frinch, but I know friendly.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You know them.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
They play at my clubs a lot. I have clubs,
and everybody likes to play a.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Political problem for her.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
If she runs for president, it could be a political problem. Look,
he could be a political problem, right.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Next time on Hillary A guilty man doesn't mention he
wants to hide now. In twenty twenty five, the President's
calling for Congress to release the Epstein files after trying
to get everyone to move on from the Epstein files
earlier this year. The reversal comes after a coordinated attempt
by Democrats and Marjorie Taylor Green to smear Trump in
connection with the files.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And as you know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
One of the things we've learned from the last week
looking at this big dump, a separate group of files,
not from the DOJ, but from the Epstein estate, reveals
the New York Times and author Michael Wolf begged Epstein
for dirt on Trump and they came up empty.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
They wanted to try to hurt him.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think an important point to make here, since this
is all people will be talking about today, is none
of the Epstein victims have ever accused Trump of any wrongdoing,
and as much as the Democrats hate accepting reality, this
very important detail from the case remains unchanged. If the
Epstein victims were accusing him of something, then there would
probably be a case here to be made for maybe
(04:29):
Trump's not a good guy, or at least a bad guy.
In context of the Epstein Island scandal, there's no direct
accusations or evidence of any wrongdoing. Thus far, Trump wants
ban Jeffrey Epstein from mar A Lago over misconduct that
was before Epstein was ever accused of anything by the government.
Donald Trump actively cooperated with the investigators. He was the
only high profile figure to assist Epstein's victims, lawyers Bradley Edwards,
(04:52):
providing helpful information during the investigation. Without any indication of
involvement in the Epstein crimes. The DOJ and the FBI
couldn't find anything that id he had done wrong. They
cleared him. That happened more than once. The name in
the files doesn't imply guilt. Trump's mentioned in the Epstein
documents right to reflect a past social relationship, but that
doesn't mean criminal activity. Being named in FBI files is
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an evidence of wrongdoing. It's a very misleading way to
trick people into believing something's happening. It's a lie biomission,
and Epstein's emails are speculative, they're not proof. In those emails,
Epstein alleged Trump knew about the girls or spent time
with a victim.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, he did.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Some of those girls worked at his country club, but
these are but that doesn't mean that he knew that
they were being trafficked. The reference victim, like Virginia Darfrey,
never accused Trump of anything. By the way, she worked
for Donald Trump before Epstein hired her and trafficked her.
Trump has called for the release of the Epstein files,
stating that we have nothing to hide and directed probes
(05:53):
into the Epstein ties to critics like Bill Clinton, and
I want to get back to original point. I skipped
over there. Mike Johnson was standing in front of a
placard today. He went and got a went he went
to Kinko's or FedEx Express or wherever he went. He
printed out one of those big posters they have made
to explain why it would be a bad idea to
release the Epstein files. And even though I don't think
that Mike Johnson ever had any involvement in trafficking people.
(06:17):
He seems very unlikely that a man of his socioeconomic
status would have been connected to the Epstein Island, especially
then he wasn't a powerful, important politician back when Epstein
was around. You do have to wonder who is Mike
Johnson trying to protect. It's a good question.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
They see whenever you lose sight of the enemy, look
behind you. Yeah, that's a bad paranoia right there. Probably
brought on by a bong ripper too, Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
All right, let's get real. We're going on. We're going on.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Everybody, put your game faces on people. The acting director
of FEMA has resigned after only six months in the role.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
In other words, our disaster.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Relief agency is a disaster that requires relief. Jesse Payton,
stand up comedian.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
I think I'm pro FEMA, man. We got to stop
this abuse against pets. That's not what FEMA is. The
thing to think it a peda.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Oh can you know I'm stupid? You know you know.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
PETA is a private, privately funded charity worth millions of
dollars that harasses butchers. FEMA is the group of people
that go out after a hurricane and round up everybody
and put them in a labor camp.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Do you understand now, Fema. I thought that was the
bone in a black person's leg. Yes, that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hi, everybody, we're live streaming right now. Jesse is in
studio right now, and uh, well, I mean that's obvious, right,
he's right here. Hang on, get that off the screen.
That's confusing.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I was doing too many things at once and people
were looking at Uh, that's the computer screen behind me
while we're we're on the radio, and that should be
my primary focus. I have a producer down the hall,
but I'm one of those guys that's got to do
everything himself. So all my producer does is edit audio
and smoke bongs, which is a really easy job, but
it doesn't pay.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Well. Yeah, that sounds are hiring. Yes, I want that position.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You have employees, right, you have merch girls, and you
have an agent and that sort of than Jesse, But
you used to be a felon. You used to be
in prison. I'm still a felon. It's like an alcoholic.
It just doesn't go away. But now that it's just
like herpies allegedly. I want to that's correct, Yes, it's
exactly the same thing. I want to talk about what's
going on in the news, because this is a news
(08:24):
radio station after all, and there's a lot going on
today with FEMA and ice and that sort of thing.
But before we get to any of that, you are
a news story and people are mad. There was a
news story about how you were in prison for close
to a decade of your life. You got out and
you became one of the most popular comedians in Texas,
and this has really upset people that don't know you.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
It is well, people come on on social media trolling
because I'm Trump supporter and I say wild things like
I'm a radicalist, like I believe there's two genders and
women should have their own safe space in their own
restrooms and men shouldn't be in there. So they come
on attacking me and vilifying me, and you know, it's
the same thing all the time. I'm an inceell women
hate me, which only ugly women hate me. I have noticed, Kenny,
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because I pull these people's profiles up and all of
them look like if Shrek and Fiona had a baby
with Benjamin Button. Disease and yeah, it's crazy. So they
come on my page talking trash. And then there was
actually a news article that came out with the title
that said Jesse Peyton comedy sensation from prison to ten
million dollar net worth. And one of my fans came
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to my defense and posted this today to a troll
who said I was an inceell and broke.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I the insult of all the insults of things that
I've been called in You've been called that confuses me
the most because I feel like, of all that's supposed
to be demeaning, they are men who are in involuntarily celibate.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But I will point this out. Since my divorce, and
I'm not proud to admit this out loud. Since my divorce,
my career has gone great. I'm in better physical shape
than I've ever been. I'm in better financial shape than
I've ever been. The one thing in my life that
I think has not gone well since becoming a single
man is dating. Dating has exposed me to a very
toxic culture of single people, to the point where I
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almost look at the insul community and I think, Wow,
maybe they have it right, Maybe that's better.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
It's not that though, Kenny Man, all that is is projection.
It's these people who are on the outside looking in
and they want to take their own inadequates, in own
insecurities and then project them onto you things that are
going on with them. And then they're like, don't I
don't get laid, I don't make money, and I'm gonna
throw it on this guy because those are the things
that steing me the most. So I'm gonna project them
onto you, hoping they sting you because I'm jealous and insecure.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So I get it all the time.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It's funny, which is why it came up with, you know,
the show that we do, Couples Therapy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Can you explain before we get into the news today,
what's going on this weekend? You and I are in
South Mississippi and South Louisiana. Bay Saint Louis is not
far from Gulf Ford in Biloxi, Metterie is not far
from New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
What's happening Friday and Saturday?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
So Base Lewis We're gonna be at the Little Theater
doing our show, Couple's Therapy, a relationship themed comedy show.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
This is the perfect date night.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Where Kenny and I take our love life dating experiences
not with each other. We keep those private, but we
hey Tooey or example, Hey, we would charge a lot
more than twenty five dollars for a ticket. If that
was the case, we were doing it on stage at
the Little Theater and it would have to be a
big theater because of seeing Kenny naked.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's right, thank you. I'm a big guy. Thank you,
Kenny Lifts.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I sure do. Yeah, so I'll take it. Thanks.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
But this show I did Bay Saint Louis, which is
hilarious because Basin Lewis has a population of ten thousand
and this theater holds one hundred. And we've sold out
two shows every time we've done it, and the first
show's already almost completely sold out. So we're adding a
second show this Friday at the Little Theater in.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Base Saint Louis.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Tickets are available on my website at Jesse is Funny
and jessesfunny dot com. Also, we're gonna be in Meterie,
Louisiana doing another show at Cork Martini and Winebar, doing
the same show there where we sold it out as
well last time. Guys, get your tickets quick if you're
in the Metay area. If you're in Bay Saint Louis area,
This show Couple Therapy is Me and Kenny saying all
the things we really can't say on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So it's a lot of FUNNYO come check us out.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know that's true. There are lots of words. And
I have a bad habit of going too fast when
I'm on the radio. So at this comedy show on
Friday and Saturday night, I am going to do a
healthy amount of fentanyl.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's medical grade fentyl. I'm just going to take a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
So look, it's very popular nowadays, and I figure if
I'm nothing if not trendy Jesse.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Yeah, that runs deep in my family too, Kenny. My
family is so white trash that we call hard drugs medicine.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
When I was seven years old, my dad would say, Hey,
bring me my sleep in medicine. I'm like, Dad, this
is heroin and I'm seven.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And you sold it to him.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Weirdly, the weirdest think about that we had to raise
money for my baseball team.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, speaking of money and sex and drugs, that's about it.
That is a topic du jour today. There's a conversation
being had right now about the Epstein files. Everybody wants
to know where are the Epstein files, Why can't we
see them? And so that we got this big document
from the Epstein estate.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now, these are not the DOJ files.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
These are emails that were provided by the error to
the Epstein for the Epstein estate is what it is,
and which I think a lot of that money now
goes to the victims. Fine, whatever, But I don't know
a single person who wasn't a little skeptical of Donald
Trump when he called Epstein List a Democrat hoax. But
the Democrats this week and this report from the Washington
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Post really make you think again.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Here is an actual headline breaking news.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Newly released documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate showed that he
appeared to be texting a member of Congress during a
congressional hearing investigating Donald Trump, and that those texts may
have influenced the lawmaker's questions. The Washington Post is reporting
that Jeffrey Epstein was texting sitting members of Congress Democrats
Democrat non voting delegates Stacy Plaskett of the Virgin Island specifically,
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and directing the questioning during the congressional investigation of Donald Trump.
If you're being coached by Jeffrey Epstein, it does kind
of make you look like a bad.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Person, you know, absolutely, which is crazy how the Democrats
always try to flip everything. And when the new files
came out, the old redacted, the new reacted, old email
that just recently came out where Jeffrey Epstein said Donald
Trump didn't have a what was it, a decent bone
in his body, And then the Democrats were like, see
Donald Trump's bad. I'm like, you just took an endorsement
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from a pedophile, right exactly, yes, correct.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now, one of the other things we've learned here is that, weirdly,
of all the things that are mentioned in the Epstein files,
Epstein was being counseled by the New York Times and
he was coaching Democrat members of Congress. This isn't exactly
strengthening the Trump was best buddies with Epstein case. In fact,
in this document dump of new emails, Epstein really appears
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to hate Donald Trump. Now, I don't know about you,
but I would love to be hated by pedophiles and globoys.
I actually prefer that. Yeah, the enemy of my enemy
is my friend.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
It's simple, but it's wild how Democrats want to now
take anything that's anti true.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And that's the thing we want.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
We as conservatives, libertarians, we that are right leading, normal
people want the Epstein files released so we can see
every single person on it. The Democrats want the Epstein
files released so they can see one person on it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Right, that's it. They don't care. You know, they were
in charge for four years.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I played this clip earlier in the opening segment of
the show, but you weren't here at the time, and
now I don't have it available. There's I close the video.
There's Chuck Schumer has been all over the news this week,
as you know, he is the Senate minority leader, and
he was asked a question about why Biden didn't release
the Epstein files during the four years that he was
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in charge.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
But Chuck Schumer, who's really really.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Old and doesn't know how to grill a cheeseburger for
those that have never seen that video, didn't understand the question.
He thought they were asking him about Trump, and so
this was his suspicious answer.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Editor on that note, just I guess a question that's
out there, Why wouldn't they have been released the last
four years when President Biden was in office.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Well, that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Great? It's so great, so good.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
This almost feels like a parody real that somebody like
you know, transpos the question.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
It's so funny, it's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So awesome, it's like, all right, And it also begs
the question, if he'd heard the question correctly, would you
have given that answer?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Absolutely not no.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And so if your positions on policy and government, and
if they change based on who's in charge, doesn't that
kind of make you a parasite?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It makes you a garbage human being, It really does.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, and now you're an anti Semit because Chuck Schumer
is a Jew.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Nice job, Jesse, well done.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Hey, Kenny has always thought the best things in life
are free, free plus tax. Of course, Kenny Webster's pursuit
of happiness.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
All right, kids.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
The met Gala has just announced the theme for twenty
twenty six. The theme for the twenty twenty six Metcala
will be costume Marched. This changes from last year's theme,
which was raping children on Epstein Island's a very different
theme this year. They've decided not to go with the
child rape thing anymore. Apparently it's very unpopular nowadays. Jesse Peyton,
I have you ever been invited to the met Gala?
(17:28):
A Diddy freak out? So that was fun, Yeah, the
Diddy freak off. I showed up.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
I was the only white person there and I was like, Hey,
this is my first time here. Are there any party favors?
And they told me I was the party favor, which
is crazy. And then they played this weird game called
pin the tail on the honky and I was the
honky and I found out black people don't have tails.
They use their front tails. They used their third leg.
(17:52):
And that's not all black people, just the black people
at a Diddy party exactly. I was always really disgusted
by the notion of the didty parties.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I always thought what they did was terrible. I never
read a good thing about it. And then I read
this report from Courtney Kardashian claiming she once got punched
at one of those p Didty parties. She realized what
that means. That means not everything that happened at those
p Didty parties was bad.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
My first thought, he said, do you know what that means?
I was gonna say, justice is poetic. All right, let's talk.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
About Olivia Nuzzy for a minute. You probably don't know
who this is, but I have a feeling you're really
gonna enjoy this news story. You get who RFK Junior is. Right,
of course, RFK Junior is the He's the health czar,
and he has he.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Has a weird voice. We're all gonna take health lessons
from a guy that talks like this.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And while he was running for president, back before he
endorsed Donald Trump, he was being followed around the country
by a female journalist named Olivia Nuzzy. I want to
put a picture of Olivia on the screen here so
that people watching us on social media can see it,
also said jests you can kind of get a feel
of what kind of woman Olivia Nuzzy is. I would say,
(19:00):
I don't know what word to use to describe her.
She's a famous journalist. I'm gonna just say expensive. She
looks expensive to me. She looks like, uh like, uh
like more smart than pretty pretty ish, you know, and
said I got it. She's got a j leno jawline.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Going on. But that's besides the point.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
While Olivia Nuzzy was following RFK Junior around while he
was running for president, back before he endorsed Trump, she
became obsessed with him physically, obsessed sexually. She was sending
him naked photos, which is which is a big no
no when you're a journalist. This is a thing that
female journalists hate other female journalists for doing. Using their
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vijj in order to get the scoop, if you will,
in order to scoop the scoopisme, go ahead, go ahead, Jesse,
I know you have.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Something to scoop the story. No, that's great. I was
just thinking about Raisin Brandon. Two scoops. Never mind, it
just went it went very so okay.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
So Olivia Nuzzy uh finally published her story about RFK Junior,
and it was what you would call a sameer piece,
a hit piece.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It was supposed.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
To damage his career and make him look horrible so
that nobody would ever like RFK Junior, and it didn't
really work. Instead, it kind of backfired on her and
her fiance ended up leaving her because he rew, you know,
because she was trying to cheat on him with RFK Junior. Well,
this is Washington, DC, it's the East Coast. These are
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the coastal elitists, as we refer to them. When you're
a rich, famous, female celebrity journalist who's been using your
vagina to scoop the story, why not write a book
about it?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
So that's happened. Now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
If you don't follow the professional journalism class, you might
not know how how funny this is. Olivia and Nuzzy
got her break as a reporter during her coverage of
the twenty sixteen election for The Daily Beast. Went on
to work at Politico, the Washington Post, New York Magazine,
pretty much every major political news outlet. She is now
an editor for Vanity Fair. In twenty seventeen, he was
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upset at Hollywood for insinuating that female reporters use sex
to scoop their stories. Do you remember there used to
be a TV show on the air called House of Cards?
Did you ever watch House of Cards? Jesse I started it? Yeah,
there was a so you do you remember this woman
on the screen right here? This was a female journalist
on the show. Was famous for having trying to have
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sex with Kevin Spacey, who was at the time of
congressman so that she could get details, and Olivia Nuzzi
was very upset about this. Here's a tweet she posted
in January nineteenth, twenty fifteen. Why does Hollywood think female
reporters sleep with their sources?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
In twenty twenty four, the news broke that Olivia Nuzzy's
fiance had called off the wedding due to an alleged
affair with RFK Junior. Now, according to this the details
of the story, the alleged affair was kind of one
way Olivia was trying to.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Seduce RFK Junior.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
RFK claims that Nuzzy sent him unwanted sexual pures and
videos during her coverage of his twenty twenty four campaign,
and even threatened a lawsuit. Rfk's wife, as you know,
is Cheryl Hines, the star of Curby Your Enthusiasm. She
denied the rumor. She said it's not true to prove
that she had an affair. However, Nuzzy doubled down this
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month by releasing a memoir, a book called American Canto
Conto Whatever, where she claims to lay out the sordid
trysts in detail. She writes things like I did not
like to think about it, just as I later would
not like to think about the worm in his brain
that other people found so funny. I loved his brain.
I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought
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he was a madman. He was not quite mad the
way they thought, But I loved the private ways that
he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable and
always as if he would swallow up the whole world
just so that Why are you.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Laughing at that, Jesse? Why is that funny?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked
about the worm. Baby, don't worry, he said, it's not
a worm. The point is, this woman who basically built
a career off saying that female journalists should never have
sex with the subjects they're writing about, appears to have
had sex with the subject, or at least wanted to.
Jesse Payton, you're not a politician. You're probably disgusted by
all this. You would never have anything to do with
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these people, right.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
I just want to know how bad unsolicited, unwanted nudes
of women are, because there's the thing about naked pictures
of women.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I've always wanted them.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
I don't I don't I don't get it, and it's
weird that she would make a reference to what RFK swallowed,
and I wonder if that's why his voice sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well, I would ask you to go further, but I
think you've insinuated enough that his her fiance was a
guy named Ryan Liza. He claims that then girlfriend Olivia
ns He cheated on him with GOP presidential candidate Mark Shanford.
Most people probably know who Mark Stanford is. He is
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he was a congressman from South Carolina. Let's see, he
was the one hundred and fifteenth governor of South Carolina
from two thousand and three to twenty eleven. And apparently
she had a go with this guy. I'll put a
picture of him on the screen. So maybe you're starting
to figure out what her type is here, old white men,
that's the kind of guy she's really attracted to. Jesse Payton,
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what do you know about women that are into that?
Anna Nicole Smith was my favorite person ever. You know,
she's from Houston. Not a lot of people outside of
Houston realized. The famous buxom blonde met her ex husband
at a strip club that was right down the street
from this radio station.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I never went there.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
That closed before I moved here, but it was a
famous strip club from New Orleans called Rix Cabaret, and
that's where she met the old guy.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Do you think that was true love? Jesse? What do
you think?
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Absolutely? Yeah, he was in love with boobs and she
was in love with money. It's so American tale, old
as time.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So that was the real thing, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What do you think, Olivia? And as he saw in
RFK Junior or Mark Sandford for that matter, the old
white guy.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Yeah, apparently her eight dating age range is four to
oh one k.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
That's actually pretty funny, Jesse.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So to summon up Nuzzi, who is thirty two years old,
was upset ten years ago that Hollywood portrays female journalists
using sex to get close to sources. But then she
apparently changed her mind. She no longer feels that way.
Method acting is one thing, but method journalism is a
whole different kind of that is a different craft altogether.
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I've never heard of sech I think, Jesse Payton, that's
crazy that she would probably.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
I bet she was a big fan of the movie Cocoon.
Who's the guy that's he had diabetes? What was his name?
The guy in Cocoon wasn't George Burns. No, no, no,
I forget that guy's name. I know who you're talking about, though,
I have his I have the SoundBite. He looks like
the Quaker oats guy.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I have a lot of soundbites on this computer somewhere
on here. I have the diabetes SoundBite. But I think
it's spelled wrong because he's Is it wrong? What the
hell was his name? Someone in the comment section is
probably about to sound off and embarrass us.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Did you know he was like our age when he
did that movie? No kidding?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, old people. Middle aged people looked really old back
in the eighties.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
I don't know what changed.
Speaker 9 (26:14):
They said, George Alexander from Seinfeld, Right, he was like
thirty six.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Wilford Brimley. Okay, yeah, I don't know why it just
came to me. I was just about to google it.
Isn't that weird how your brain works?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I just suddenly remembered Wilford Brimley. I don't know why
that is. Do you ever think about Wilford Brimley? Seems
like something you could think about during sex so that
you didn't finish too soon, you know, Yeah, it's like baseball,
and then that guy, Yeah, baseball, Wilford Brimley and whoopee
Goldberg wearing a bra or. In this woman's case, she
could just open her eyes and see the guy she's actually.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
With America, the land of taxation that was founded to
avoid taxation. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
All right, So a dog in Scotland, Sir vibed a
one hundred foot drop down a cliff, unscathed.
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Wow. Christy Nome calls it the feel bad story of
the year. I knew he'd make it, he identifies as
a cat. That was somehow better than my Christy Nome joke.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I don't know. And you didn't even try. That was good.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I wrote my joke out before the show today. Yeah,
and I'm sorry, and I just and you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
I can't see that producer. Could the producer get that one?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
You feel?
Speaker 9 (27:30):
I feel like producers stand on standby when I'm when
I'm in your studio, the same way TSA people are
on Hilert when somebody walks through the airport with a
turban on you.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Did you have to go to the airport during the
government shutdown at Jimny.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Issues with him went once.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
But I went into Hobby because I'm poor and uh
and there was no issue there. There was an issue
coming back from where the heck did I go?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Where did I go? Can he? And when I was
coming back? U damn, I don't even know which airport
I was in. Do you think that Hobby is the
poor airport because of Southwest? Is that what you? Yeah? Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
No, that's a middle class airlines. The poor airlines is
Spirit in Frontier or front or Yeah, and they go
to Bush that's where they go. Southwest is Southwest? Isn't
it used to be cheap?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Now they charge Now they have a signed seating. Did
you know they change they charge bags?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah? Wild?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, South I thought Southwest Gate let you bring your
bag free. Spirit charges for the bags. Oh that's right. No,
when you know Southwest charges for bags. I just paid
for bags. I thought you get two bags, you must
want it anymore, you must add extra bags.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No.
Speaker 9 (28:35):
I had one bag and they charged me thirty five
dollars one bag and it flew to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I actually don't have an issue with charging for the
bag because because if you think about it, it's like
saying it's cheaper if you don't have a bunch of
crap to bring with you. Absolutely, if you don't bring
anything with you and you're getting charged the same fee
as a guy that has five bags, that kind of seems.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
See.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
I don't write much about pricing or stuff like that
because if you can't afford it, you don't want to
do it, then don't go or drive.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, you're onto something there, all right, Jesse Payton
in studio. Right now, let's talk about Muslims and trannies,
the weird intersection between two subcultures of people that can't
seem to assimilate into society without.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Screaming look at me, look at me, look at me.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
There's a video going viral this week out of Belgium's
out of Brussels, Belgiums. As you know, Brussels is not
just a vegetable. It's the name of the city in
a country. I've never been there before. I guess they
have really good beer. And there's a transgender influencer, very
famous person.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
It's a man, but it's a woman. You know that.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It's a man who identifies as a woman. I don't
speak Brussels. What are they speaking Belgium, bel Belgianese or German.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I don't know. I've never been there. I don't care.
I'm not going to pretend to care.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What you're seeing right now on the camera screen here
in our studio is a man dressed as a woman
who's all beat up. He's bleeding out of his face,
he's got cuts coming out of his cheeks.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
This guy looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I mean, he looked terrible before he got jumped by
a bunch of Islamis, and look at him now.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
He looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Anyway, So a transgender influencer was beaten by a group
of Muslims in Brussels, Belgium.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Now I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Speak the language, but what he's saying is I have
always supported Palestine. I don't understand why they would attack me.
Jesse Payton, why do you think these Muslim extremists attacked
this white man dressed as a woman.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
If you had to guess, I remember.
Speaker 9 (30:26):
The first time this had happened, when the liberal identified
as a wolf and went in to play with the
wolves in the woods and got attacked by wolves, And like,
why they turn on me?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
They hate you? Hey, I don't know who needs to
tell you this. They hate you, they don't like you,
They disagree with your sexuality. You're non existent. We tolerate
you here, even though we disagree with your sexual deviance,
but we don't attack you like they do.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And y'all want to.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Make a claim for pro Muslim, pro Palestine, pro Islam.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And they hate you. Yeah, queers for Palestine's guy. That's like,
you know, like vegans for butcher blocks or it makes
no sense at all. But while we're on the topic
of the cross dressing weirdos, the American people have wanted
questions to the answers to the questions we've been asking
about Thomas Crooks. I hate saying his name, but I
feel like I have to say the shooter's name so
(31:16):
everybody can remember who he was, because now there's been
more than one of these. Thomas Crooks was the would
be assassin from Butler, Pennsylvania who shot Trump's ear. Now,
for over a year and a half, we didn't know
anything about this guy. We didn't know he had no
social media presence, we had no information on his history, nothing.
Then all of a sudden, weirdly, we just discovered he
(31:37):
had a trail of digital clues on some website called
deviant art. Devian Art, I guess, is a website where
you post art that you're interested in and lo and behold,
how shocking is this. He had a weird fetish with
cross dressing trainees and the furry thing people dressed as animals,
which is also what the Charlie Kirk assassin was into. Now,
(31:58):
I ask you this Jesse him a little suspiciously coincidental
or do you believe it?
Speaker 9 (32:04):
I have no idea, kinny. It's funny how all these
clues pop up months and months later. He's like, what
were they doing up until now? So I don't know.
I'm suspicious about anything that's brought to light this far
after the fact. When Egen Carrol said Trump did what
he did twenty years later, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
The woman that accused him of raping her in a
dressing room and then she said she thought rape was sexy.
And when she made that comment, I was still married
at the time. I hadn't gotten out in the dating
world yet, and I didn't realize how many people agreed
with that sentiment. To the choking and spitting and slapping
and I don't mean to get off topic. But the
weirdest thing about what Egen Carrol said in that SoundBite,
(32:42):
it never occurred to me a couple of years ago,
the first time i'd heard it, is there are a
lot of people that weirdly seem to agree with that.
I don't know if that's a good thing. I've seemed
very unhealthy to me. But yeah, reminds me of when
I was locked up?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Why did it remind you of when you were locked up? Jess,
that's a joke. That was a joke. I'm kidding, joke.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I often will pitch my stand up comedy bit ideas
to Jesse because he's a professional comedian.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I'm not a comedian, and you know, I.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Do comedy as a hobby on the side for fine
I do radio for a living. And I wrote this
bit out one time about how somebody did a peer
reviewed academic study on young women twenty years ago and
violent sex, and they went around they interviewed all these
college girls, college age women about violent sex, not not
you know, like non consensual, but consensual violent sex. They
(33:30):
asked all these women do you like it to participate
in it? And more than half of them more than
half of them said they did not. Less than half
of them said that they were interested in it a
small portion, right, And then we fast forward to more recently,
a similar study was conducted on women of the same
age group. They went out and they asked him do
you like being choked, spit on, slapped, that sort of thing?
(33:52):
This time they got totally different results. More than half
the women said yes, we're interested in that. That's something
that we request regularly, something they participated with their lovers in.
And then they went and then they went and did
biometric data on these women. They went in to checked
what is this doing to their health, to their heart,
to their brain. And what they determined was that many
(34:12):
of these women were having so much violent sex that
involved choking and lack of oxygen to their brain that
it was actually causing brain damage. And I wrote this
whole bit out where I explained all that, and then
I showed it to Jesse and I was like, how
do we make this funny? And Jesse was like, you don't.
This is one of the most depressing things you've ever
showed me. Kenny, Do you remember when we had that conversation.
(34:33):
I do remember that that was not going to work
on stage, but weirdly it works on talk radio, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Absolutely? Why is that?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Because you have a captive audience that can't walk out,
and if they do, we don't know it.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well now the ratings seem to suggest that they're tuning in,
but no. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Sometimes there's just things that don't seem to work in
a comedy club, But then things you'd think wouldn't work,
like Holocaust jokes and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I've been to a lot of comedy shows that are
so lit.
Speaker 9 (35:01):
I mean, I was doing this Holocaust joke and it
was cooking right, and I just turned up the heat
and I was gassing it.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yep, Sorry, okay, I'm better than that. I'm sorry. Please
don't judge.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
I think it's because of the ten year rule. Did
South Park explain this once?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
After ten years, horrible things become acceptable for comedy nine
to eleven, for example, the age Crisis of the nineteen eighties.
The Holocaust wasn't funny until the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Apparently, it's true.
Speaker 9 (35:28):
And I don't I don't make the rules, which means
in twenty thirty one, my Harpies is gonna be hilarious.
So sorry, Jesse Payton, we have to run, but you
and I are doing stand up comedy this Friday night
in Bay Saint Louis.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
That's in South Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And on Saturday night we're gonna be doing comedy in
Metai at a place called Cork.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It's a wine and martini bar.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
People can get tickets to jesse isfunny dot com. If
people show up at the door, will they be able
to get in or do you think it'll be sold out?
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Both shows are to be sold out, guys. If you
want tickets, get them now. We've done these cities multiple times.
We added a second show for Bay Saint Louis. Tickets
are going live later today because that show is going
to sell out this afternoon. We've only got like ten
seats left and they're going quick. But Friday, bayse Saint
Louis the Little Theater, me and Kenny doing a show
called Couples Therapy All this is a lot of fun.
And then Saturday in Metaie at Cork Wine and Martini Bar,
(36:23):
we're gonna be doing the same show.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Get your tickets pre buy them, guys.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
It's like a three dollars extra charge. It's worth it, guys.
You want to come out, get VIP, come see Kenny
up close. You don't want to see him from far away.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I promise absolutely not, And if we sell out and
enough people ask for it, I will take my.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Shirt off on stage. I love you all.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Have a great afternoon. We'll see you brayin early tomorrow
morning for more of what you bought a radio for.
You are listening to the Pursuit of Happy Miss Radio.
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