October 31, 2024 • 39 mins
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As part of our 13 Days of Halloween - we added a series called Tricks N’ Treats! This series includes a video on Patreon where Heather and her guests blindly try weird/odd/different snacks and drinks. Each episode will include at least 3 snacks and at least 3 drinks that are rated on a scale of 1 (worst) to 6 (best). Each number in the scale is a particular Halloween candy.
The Scale:
Yes, you guys finally get to see Jason. He is real. He is not a cryptid LOL.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
PLEASE send us all the photos of your costumes!!!!
As part of our 13 Days of Halloween - we added a series called Tricks N’ Treats! This series includes a video on Patreon where Heather and her guests blindly try weird/odd/different snacks and drinks. Each episode will include at least 3 snacks and at least 3 drinks that are rated on a scale of 1 (worst) to 6 (best). Each number in the scale is a particular Halloween candy.
The Scale:
- 6 - Reese’s Pumpkins
- 5 - M&M’s
- 4 - Caramel Apple Lollipops
- 3 - Skittles
- 2 - Smarties
- 1 - Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses
Yes, you guys finally get to see Jason. He is real. He is not a cryptid LOL.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
PLEASE send us all the photos of your costumes!!!!
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Welcome back to Nature Versus Narcissism. I'm Heather.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm behind the camera today. I have my nephew Ali
and I have Caleb.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He's back for another episode. This is Max Fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And they're going to be trying food and drinks for
the thirteen Days of Halloween Tricks and Treat series. So
for Patreon subscribers, you guys get the video with the
faces and everything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Are you guys ready? Do you have your scales?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One to six, six being the best, receive pumpkins, one
being the worst, the Mary Jane peanut butter ship bag things.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, you got this all right? Do you guys want
a snacker?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Drink?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
First?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Mm hmmm drink.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I forgot I know what that is?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You don't You shouldn't be nosy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sneaking in, sneaking into downstairs. You're like, do you want
do you want this one to take home?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I'm running out of options. Okay, we've been doing this
for thirteen days, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh Jesus gone like Cherry.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I didn't even make it back to the camera.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
I wonder what this is, man, I'm gonna guess it's
another one of those sour head things.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wad I give it a five took away five took
away one point because it's cherry. Cherry is not.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Good, okay, it is warhead sour black cherry.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So though, Yeah, that's tough. I never would have guessed that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I probably would. You want to drink more of it?
Since he doesn't?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Excuse me what you said? You know what? Because it
was cherry, I said, I took a point off because
it was cheer.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You guys can share it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm kidding already, didn't mean to do that. Wait, back
flipped them all? What did I flip you all? No,
i'ming smack.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I keep smacking, struggling a hard. If you guys can't tell.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Snack time, Yeah, this is how's your sesame? Scenes? This
is not happy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This did not have the time.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh he's surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Ah, it's hard, huh, very hard?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, so I can't show it, Okay, Well, there's
napkins there if you need.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, Max in the background. You just can't help. But
holy shit, that face was hilarious. I need a meme
about it.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh my god, Caleb is so confused.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, Oh, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Break your teeth please. If you can't, you have just
spit it out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay. I thought I mnna tat's like peanut.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Butter at first, but I fucking hope not because I'm
allergic to that and I would have died the other night.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Marmo caramel poporm mhmm, covered in sesame seas for some reason,
he's so offended. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Help with.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I'm gonna give it a four though, Oh ship, he's
so confused.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He's giving it a four.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He meant to say one four.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You like it too.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's weird, but like I liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, you guys finished it? Well, you guys can share
this bag because I hated it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh no, I'm not eating another one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Rash sesame brittle balls? Was there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Does it have peanut butter in it?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Sesame, jaggery, sugar and liquid glucose whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Jack, I think you need to start looking at the
ingredient before you try these.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That was Jason's John, and he said there was no
peanut butter in it. He may be trying to kill me.
I don't know for sure.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
It's got like, are you like allergic to peanuts or.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like I'm allergic to some kind of nut.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I just know that my throat swelled up with peanut butter,
and I haven't done my allergy test yet to see
which nuts. So I'm trying to stay away from all
hazel nut, peanut butter, almonds, everything nuts, all nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, I haven't been around those either.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Snack sure, okay, oh black balls, I don't my god, like, like, dude,
I have a feeling.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
I know what these are.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What they say it like that?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, I know it's I don't know what they call.
Do you like them?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The looks I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I meant to ask her, are you guys anything?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Chocolate, that's mint.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's so oh my god, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It literally said stop. Sorry, everybody's ears went.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You gotta cut that part out.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What are we rating?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Six?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Six?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
These are poppets, minty dark chocolate mint creams.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Good poppets.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
I'm not gonna I thought they were gotta be chocolate
colored raisins, and I was about to be grossed out.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I was taking because you get that.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Yeah, only one there, no one. I'm just kidding, ok.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I know that one is.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I hope't have it open away.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
I guess it's a drink.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, wow, mhm, is that like her?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, she admitted it to Monetizer. It literally is is.
It doesn't have a smell either. I don't know if it's.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Just cream creams.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, it's got. I don't know if it's if it
takes because I just had thieves. Probably vanilla, vanilla green.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Five, five.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Four, changing my mind, he said five.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It must be good.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Uh, Jones special release s'mores soda.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Okay, Jones pop massage.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Kay, all right, we want to drink of two snacks
a lot of Let's do two snacks.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then drink that works for me? Sure?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Sure, Oh thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh that actually sounds good.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
They look like sand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It just like sand dollars.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Whoa, it feels weird on.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
The tongue, that's what she said.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
M like melts like I know, it's like a little
puffy thing.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It dissolves. Yeah, I can like lick my lip. I
can still taste it.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Six?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
See I'm always scared when Jesson is behind there behind
because like the laugh, I know.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
I give it a six as well, I don't know
the flavor, but it's good.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
It's both sixes okay, Tato skips, prawn cocktail flavor skips.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
What that's just prom okay brand.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yeah, the camera to be allergic to shrimp it it
used to.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Be because I developed an allergy to it, and then
the allergy went away.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It's not all up here, Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't want to be allergic to peanuts anymore or
any type.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Of nuts, so I'm not slowly.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You should go.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
M M G K for Halloween, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
If anything, he looks more like MGK than I do.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
What your hand.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
A little bit more?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well, I know these are some form of cheetos, or
they do look like they're not.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know. I haven't looked yet.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And it's a really loud. It sounds like you're with
spring right in my ear.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Are you guys like fight crunching right now?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it a six white cheddar Cheeto.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's gonna be some like Japanese.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
There's probably gonna be some kind of like fancy cheese,
like some Prolo or something.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It's probably gonna be that fancy American.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Ship is not fancy. I can go to Juicy Mics.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And get Hey, you know what, he's been sheltered.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Ali, he doesn't have the same type of you know,
he can't.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Walk out of his door with his legs that he's
been walking around here with.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Barely. He's have a hard time with boots.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Why are you wearing boots?
Speaker 8 (12:03):
I just got off work.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But where do you work?
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Where square do you?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What's that Snyder Electric elaborate and like what do you make?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Uh, electrical components?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hm, so like an electrician basically.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Okay, works in a factory.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Works in a factory, you know, like when.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The breaker box like.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Metal for all that he does, oh he makes it.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
High school?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, okay, so that you guys both did a sex
if only everybody can see the background ship.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
So these are twisties chicken flavor.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I didn't get twisties.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's basically I guess mores.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, you're not a loud. You're not a loud.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Was not getting I was not getting chicken from that. Actually,
now it does taste like the chicken and a biscuit.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
He's lying.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You went from the chicken in the biscuit.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Was the first thing. That problem was the first thing
that popped into mind.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I just said, problem, you're lying.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Breathe way up.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Now it's almost drinks.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Why do I have a feeling this is pickle soda?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh my god? Yeah, it smells exactly like a dill.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Did you just like drink some of it?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I got excited by the smell.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I give that a six.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That actually is good.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You guys want to refill?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, it's a Lester's fixing pickle.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Soda I see on site.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Dude, like, I feel like this is pickle. So I
smell and as he says that in it's pickles.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Jason hates pickles, and everybody who comes over.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
You need to try this.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Is this yours?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
We've been stacking. Yeah, we've been stacking.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Say she can like have this one.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, do you need a refel?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, I'm not like getting drunk.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's pickle soda, all right?
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Do you like do a pickle chips?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Best chips?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, I'm gonna throw in a little bonus here.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're funny.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I will do it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
If that comes anywhere near me. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
These are the.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Cheddar flavored, the fancy cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You want this, I mean I'd rather not eat it
eat Oh so you're now you're threatening not to feed me,
to not feed me, Okay, just try on.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just want to see you eat it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I literally have eaten these.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
But it again, what you just swallow a hole? Did
you do it?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Should I miss it?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Do it again?
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I get twenty bucks on top of my dinner.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
On top of my dinner.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Scorpions a scorpion, a scorpio.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Damn you already doesn't said it in place?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Now you said twenty She was gonna give you forty No,
like on top of my dinner though she already said
forty for the.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Square from.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
McDonald's, Like forty get from McDonald's for as.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't even they actually have a Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yah, the big chicken or the MC chicken big neck
or whatever, the chicken big mack. Yeah, I will try
pretty good. Yeah, you can go away.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I was gonna get forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Look how big that thing is?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
God damn yes, And it was small, thought it was,
but it's not small.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That is a whole as scorpion.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
No, there's a scorpion, and the beetles bigger than the scorpion.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
They're in your two doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
They're just friends.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
They're just friends.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
That big guy and then there's little guys. That's like
a rope water thing that a roach.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Uhuh, Nope, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You have to eat it the hell.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I do eat either the beetle or the scorpion.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Two hundred.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I don't have water. I'm poor.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Cool, Yeah, pour my ass.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Look probably from all of those.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Pot figures, you got like five hundred of them. Keep
it closed unless you want it to go to waste.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Keep my clothes fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You won't eat a beetle bug thing. Oh, Jason's coming.
You better make a decision.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's gonna come in here and call me.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
He said, two hundred dollars and will eat it two hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Do you have two hundred dollars? It's huge.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
On camera.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You gotta do it on camera.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Small No, I thought he was but hang out with
his friend.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Oh my god, did they're vacuum sealed in the package.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
They're not hanging out, they're hanging out vacuum seal.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There's some air in there, mostly vacuum sealed. Well, vacuum
sealed has no air.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You want, you can eat the scolia though, ye.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Oh my god, I got the water bug.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
You gotta do it on the camera. Nasty. There's legs everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
He wouldn't even need a grasshopper, he spins, they're so gross.
They're so gross if only people could see it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You need to be in front of the camera.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, I just felt the slippery suckers.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Did you eat the leg?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It was?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Actually he's like, oh well he was a leg trump,
give him the camera.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Give the camera.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Get's broken now trading places. Eat the water button.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
But he said for two hundred dollars. And then he said,
I have five hundred pops in a big house. I
should be able to afford it. And I said, it's
not my house.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I did not say five hundred pops.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
But you did say five hundred pops.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I said, no, because you bought all these damn pops
of things.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, that's taking out of his gask.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Are you eating scorpion?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
He said, no, keep it away from me, Keep it
away from the little guy.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Jess, are you still chewing on the leg.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
You won't even need that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I've had enough bugs for the night.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, he did eat these. Jason.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
He ate some cheadar flavored mealworms and he ate grasshoppers
the other night.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I'll give you an I O you for one if
he what and I owe you what's that?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
And I owe you.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You gotta do it on camera, so let cale switch
your spots.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You're not gonna eat the scorpion. No, he will not,
will not touch bus, at least the littlest one.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Away than.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Here. You guys, move over there. What's that? Okay? Get
over there?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
No, actually, hold on, that's a giant water scorpion, is
what that is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay? You said? Jason said, holy shit, this is cool.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Okay, all right, now everybody gets to see that I
do have a husband.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hold on one second, hang on. They got to take
this in. Nobody believes he's real. He's here on camera.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Smell the cardboard.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
And then Mac Mac, you have a diving beetle, slimy,
slimy little guy. Me my god, and Jason has a
giant water scorpion. Bonapetite.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do not fucking no way, what the roll with that guy?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's so crouchy.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I mean, you're not terrible, but I just don't.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Want to do it. How was that awful?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I know you did.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Jason parted on the recording the other night, cry, yeah,
you don't want dry.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Wait here, wash it down. This is the one that
everybody loves.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
That was good, No good.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I give it a SI.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
I'd rather eat a scorpion for.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Drinking now, okay, eat it then, because I paid for it,
so you might as well. How was it protein? Protein packed?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It wasn't even like flavored.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
I'm trying to do this from now.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
It's in his cheek, dude, ship monk.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It was, yeah, that's what she said. M hm, now
is it? Why did you get to the poop?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I got something, dude, a wristle.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's so natty. I ain't kissing that face for a while.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Who's eating another? Diving like water bug? It sounds like you,
you know, eat a scorpion. Mm hmm, nobody I got
an idea really diving?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right, you gotta scorpion the last episode. Wait, you
need a minute.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm to choose this now.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, why you rush and everyone? Then?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know I don't want it anymore. Oh no, it's later,
just popping right off.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
They're on my fingers.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
They're gonna eat it anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's gonna says the person who won't even attempt.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
It because we have some water.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I don't have any water, but.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
These things is not breaking down? Lost nice.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Hit.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh my god, that looks like that. That looks nasty.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
That looks like algae or something. Yeah, oh my god,
it's gonna get it in my straw.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Just put all the backwatchs in there.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I'm not drinking out of that.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
It's almost gone.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, you're spinning it in my straw.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
When when the water goes back in there?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Talking stop dude, especially around spit it back in.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
He needs so I'm gonna need some can I have
the pickle?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So actually you need to wash this sucker down.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
That's just a bug. But the scorpion tastes good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
What's with this guy?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I mean, I eating like, don't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Click any buttons.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Oh, sure's there's little things about cross I think it
is is there?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Where's from everyone?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
He's scared of me?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Right where you for scorpion? You can't spit it out.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A smaller one over there?
Speaker 8 (25:54):
No, there's not.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
There's a smaller there's a smaller one in here that
No there's another one in here. Here they give five
of them.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I don't want it. It's fine.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I got this one.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Did you just eat this? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
These alright?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Right?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Score here? Yeah, right, it's really clunky. H part of
his tail. Okay, here's this picture.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Don't get married.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
That's really crunchy. Wow, that tastes good though. Here's another picture.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Mm hmmmm. I hate this.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I don't know what that was, but I ha.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
It swish and better taste better with pickle That's how
I got thinking that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
It's like a crunchy pick Hang on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Getting it all down. I need a pickleback. We have
pickleback downstairs.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Jason, do you want these?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Who Oh, it's nasty. It's in my teeth.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
A screw band tastes different tasting all right, those.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Were for you guys. Oh wait, Jason hasn't done yet.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Though it's kind of better.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, I guess it's kind of kind of bitter, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
But you can have more downstairs. There's like a whole bag.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
We've bottom all in the same bag at.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The same time. It's a gamble.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I think there's a piece of mm hmm in the
produce section. How much was it for the hundred ten
nine or something like that or what these? I think
it was like ten ninety nine because the the smaller bag.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It was four nine nine.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
My god, you're still crunching on you like the scorpion.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Though, it tastes better than the others.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What does it taste like?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Bitter?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
And that was better?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Bitter is better, yeah, because at least I got some flavor.
The other one is really not have a flavor.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I felt like I was chomping on a fucking bag
of leaves.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Fifth what the stop it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm never used.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
And that was my favorite cop.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
I think there's a digging water bugging their too somewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Do you want to try? Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, you should try that.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
This one I.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Was a.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Like, honestly, not that bad, Like if you can get
past the wasabi, like that'll help.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Clear your mouth out. It was stopping.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
It's all stick in my mouth. I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It sounds like there's literally Bobby, you're such a good boy.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Oh ship, he's.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
All right? What am I trying?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That is the octopus with sabby.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Anything happening, but but no, not for you. Bops. Every
body's good.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
That's so foul. Not eating back.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, that's just she said.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Once I got past the bite.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
That she too like, oh man, never good either one
of us.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Like care, I need to have like a I could taste.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
The fishes at the end.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That was so.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I thought it was like some kind of sushi worl
or something. You don't got anything else.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
The cuddle fish. I haven't tried to cuddle fish. Oh,
those ruffles went crazy. Oh the ruffles were.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
I told him that I loved those, and he was like, did.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You really because and I don't fish.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, cuddle fish, Yeah, you know what those are.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
They're good.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Squid those are bad. I have another one I haven't
had the other night.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Just go back like the tryal cuttlefish snacks.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'll try it. Those are potato.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Yeah, I mean I could seriously eat the whole bag
right here. Any more bugs?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, no more bugs?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Oh yeah, we do chutar flavored meal worms.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I see, like a even water buger. I mean more
are over there.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well you can wait. Let's do our fortune. You were insane.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
We gotta get rid of them, right, yeah, but let's
do this. Well, I'll eat those and then I'll open
this at the same time.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Did he leave?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Ah, they are hard pop one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
There are his legs.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I hate the big ass. I eat the biggest bug
I've ever seen my fucking life, and a fucking scorpion.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
We are proud of you.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
We're proud that you came on the show for the
first time in almost six years to show us that
you can eat bugs.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And he does exist.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
My stepmom had made us some homemade and as I
was eating the chocolate pudding, there was a road chat shade.
I did because as soon as I crunched, there was
no crunches, and right exactly I crunched, and I knew.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
What it was because the house that we had moved
into had a really bad inversation and it was nasty.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
There was no gag, there was nothing. It was just
instant thrown up.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
That's disgusting. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
It was terrible.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
And for the longest time I would not eat chocolate
pudding because I was like traumatizing.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
A store blot.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Couldn't but no chocolate not.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Once you get to the inside.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
The outside was fine, the inside was disgusting. I don't
know what was going on, all right, Well, this is
the final episode Jason made up the fortune cookie thing
where you have to read it exactly as it's written.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Some of them aligned, some of them don't. Some of
them are dumb.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
How much protein that I get?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
It says you will enjoy doing something different this coming
weekend Phoebe's party?
Speaker 8 (33:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Mhm you good? Hi, Bubba.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Crutch, cru Crutch.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
You will soon be going on a fun road trip
with good friends.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Where are you going?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Have no idea?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Why don't I get invited?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Do not say how much? I haven't even really been
invited yet.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
But why aren't I invited? You guys are going to
Illinois soon?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Are you taking him with you?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Family?
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Free food?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
And we can stay in a camp bubs, right, no bugs,
I'm down for free food.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Jason, tell everybody what your halloming costume is?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
An old man.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's fucking creepy. I hate it, so.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Fuck you? Ask you, Heather.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I thought that's what he was gonna say. I thought
he was trying to make a joke.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
I came on this last episode to make it a
really good one.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It is really good.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
What happens?
Speaker 5 (35:08):
I just thought that's where his joke was headed.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
What's where.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Mine? Wait?
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Why didn't you just ask what my favorite Halloween candy was?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I'm going to mine.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Is Megan that the Ai doll from that scary movie.
What's your favorite Halloween candy? Guessese's pumpkins?
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Just Reese's period. Wow, he's Jake, Jake.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I don't care if it's a pumpkin or a fucking
tree or or an egg.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, Jake, this is about you.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
If it's Reese's, it's Reese's.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
A page from your book, take a book, or a
piece from my page.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
From my party costume.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
What's your favorite scary movie?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Man?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Probably have to be the the Og Jason movie, Friday,
the Og Jason.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Movie, Friday the thirteenth, the.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Jason movie because my name is Jason, it's a Jason movie.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
But yes, it's Friday the thirteenth. But the Og Jason movie.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Yeah, I have a pop that has says the og
fucking Jason on it, right, So he says it's his autograph.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
That's shake from I think it's.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I can't remember which movie is the one where the
dude takes the piece of the fence and stabs it
into Jason's grave and then it lightning hits it and
he lives.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I think it's like the third movie M.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Like Jason Lives or something like that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
But the actor that played Jason in that, when I
got to shake his hand, he was a like a
haunted convention trail thing.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
I have a mask in air in my office. It's
the O G like Jason mask and it's signed by
the OG actor for the first Friday the thirteenth. Yeah,
they're hanging on the wall.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Okay, yeah, you what did you name your movie? Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I have too many, but probably Killer Clowns from out
Space and then it and then Terrifier and then.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Then who's the other one? I was gonna say, that's it.
I forget.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
So I don't have any friends. I know, I don't
have many friends, so you are my good friends us.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh thanks Rob?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
God fee?
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (38:17):
I did say something about going up to that monkey
bar and you know what.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I was with somebody the other day in a home
visit and they mentioned that place and I was like, hey,
Caleb told me about that. Jason has not asked me yet.
M Okay, this is getting really long. Happy Halloween everyone,
We hope you enjoyed it. If you haven't seen it yet,
check out the pupper Ween video. All the doggies are
just gender costumes and they try snacks and I'm.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Gonna sit here and try everything.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Else, and we're not gonna film it.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
He had his chance thirteen days in a row.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hi, What the earth to
Welcome back to Nature Versus Narcissism. I'm Heather.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm behind the camera today. I have my nephew Ali
and I have Caleb.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He's back for another episode. This is Max Fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And they're going to be trying food and drinks for
the thirteen Days of Halloween Tricks and Treat series. So
for Patreon subscribers, you guys get the video with the
faces and everything.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Are you guys ready? Do you have your scales?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One to six, six being the best, receive pumpkins, one
being the worst, the Mary Jane peanut butter ship bag things.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, you got this all right? Do you guys want
a snacker?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Drink?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
First?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Mm hmmm drink.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I forgot I know what that is?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You don't You shouldn't be nosy.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sneaking in, sneaking into downstairs. You're like, do you want
do you want this one to take home?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I'm running out of options. Okay, we've been doing this
for thirteen days, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh Jesus gone like Cherry.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I didn't even make it back to the camera.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
I wonder what this is, man, I'm gonna guess it's
another one of those sour head things.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wad I give it a five took away five took
away one point because it's cherry. Cherry is not.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Good, okay, it is warhead sour black cherry.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So though, Yeah, that's tough. I never would have guessed that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I probably would. You want to drink more of it?
Since he doesn't?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Excuse me what you said? You know what? Because it
was cherry, I said, I took a point off because
it was cheer.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You guys can share it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm kidding already, didn't mean to do that. Wait, back
flipped them all? What did I flip you all? No,
i'ming smack.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I keep smacking, struggling a hard. If you guys can't tell.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Snack time, Yeah, this is how's your sesame? Scenes? This
is not happy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This did not have the time.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh he's surprised.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Ah, it's hard, huh, very hard?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All right, so I can't show it, Okay, Well, there's
napkins there if you need.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, Max in the background. You just can't help. But
holy shit, that face was hilarious. I need a meme
about it.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh my god, Caleb is so confused.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Ah?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, Oh, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Break your teeth please. If you can't, you have just
spit it out.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay. I thought I mnna tat's like peanut.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Butter at first, but I fucking hope not because I'm
allergic to that and I would have died the other night.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Marmo caramel poporm mhmm, covered in sesame seas for some reason,
he's so offended. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Help with.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I'm gonna give it a four though, Oh ship, he's
so confused.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
He's giving it a four.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He meant to say one four.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You like it too.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's weird, but like I liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, you guys finished it? Well, you guys can share
this bag because I hated it.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh no, I'm not eating another one.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Rash sesame brittle balls? Was there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Does it have peanut butter in it?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Sesame, jaggery, sugar and liquid glucose whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Jack, I think you need to start looking at the
ingredient before you try these.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That was Jason's John, and he said there was no
peanut butter in it. He may be trying to kill me.
I don't know for sure.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
It's got like, are you like allergic to peanuts or.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Like I'm allergic to some kind of nut.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I just know that my throat swelled up with peanut butter,
and I haven't done my allergy test yet to see
which nuts. So I'm trying to stay away from all
hazel nut, peanut butter, almonds, everything nuts, all nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, I haven't been around those either.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Snack sure, okay, oh black balls, I don't my god, like, like, dude,
I have a feeling.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
I know what these are.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What they say it like that?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, I know it's I don't know what they call.
Do you like them?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
The looks I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I meant to ask her, are you guys anything?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Chocolate, that's mint.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's so oh my god, oh my god, dude.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It literally said stop. Sorry, everybody's ears went.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
You gotta cut that part out.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What are we rating?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Six?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Six?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
These are poppets, minty dark chocolate mint creams.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Good poppets.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
I'm not gonna I thought they were gotta be chocolate
colored raisins, and I was about to be grossed out.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I was taking because you get that.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Yeah, only one there, no one. I'm just kidding, ok.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I know that one is.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I hope't have it open away.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
I guess it's a drink.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, wow, mhm, is that like her?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, she admitted it to Monetizer. It literally is is.
It doesn't have a smell either. I don't know if it's.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Just cream creams.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, it's got. I don't know if it's if it
takes because I just had thieves. Probably vanilla, vanilla green.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Five, five.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Four, changing my mind, he said five.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It must be good.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Uh, Jones special release s'mores soda.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Okay, Jones pop massage.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Kay, all right, we want to drink of two snacks
a lot of Let's do two snacks.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And then drink that works for me? Sure?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Sure, Oh thanks, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh that actually sounds good.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
They look like sand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It just like sand dollars.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Whoa, it feels weird on.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
The tongue, that's what she said.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
M like melts like I know, it's like a little
puffy thing.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It dissolves. Yeah, I can like lick my lip. I
can still taste it.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Six?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
See I'm always scared when Jesson is behind there behind
because like the laugh, I know.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
I give it a six as well, I don't know
the flavor, but it's good.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
It's both sixes okay, Tato skips, prawn cocktail flavor skips.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
What that's just prom okay brand.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Yeah, the camera to be allergic to shrimp it it
used to.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Be because I developed an allergy to it, and then
the allergy went away.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
It's not all up here, Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't want to be allergic to peanuts anymore or
any type.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Of nuts, so I'm not slowly.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
You should go.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
M M G K for Halloween, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
If anything, he looks more like MGK than I do.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
What your hand.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
A little bit more?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well, I know these are some form of cheetos, or
they do look like they're not.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I don't know. I haven't looked yet.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
And it's a really loud. It sounds like you're with
spring right in my ear.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Are you guys like fight crunching right now?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it a six white cheddar Cheeto.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's gonna be some like Japanese.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
There's probably gonna be some kind of like fancy cheese,
like some Prolo or something.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It's probably gonna be that fancy American.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Ship is not fancy. I can go to Juicy Mics.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And get Hey, you know what, he's been sheltered.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Ali, he doesn't have the same type of you know,
he can't.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Walk out of his door with his legs that he's
been walking around here with.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Barely. He's have a hard time with boots.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Why are you wearing boots?
Speaker 8 (12:03):
I just got off work.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But where do you work?
Speaker 8 (12:09):
Where square do you?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What's that Snyder Electric elaborate and like what do you make?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Uh, electrical components?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hm, so like an electrician basically.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Okay, works in a factory.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Works in a factory, you know, like when.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The breaker box like.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Metal for all that he does, oh he makes it.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
High school?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, okay, so that you guys both did a sex
if only everybody can see the background ship.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
So these are twisties chicken flavor.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I didn't get twisties.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's basically I guess mores.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, you're not a loud. You're not a loud.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Was not getting I was not getting chicken from that. Actually,
now it does taste like the chicken and a biscuit.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
He's lying.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
You went from the chicken in the biscuit.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Was the first thing. That problem was the first thing
that popped into mind.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I just said, problem, you're lying.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Breathe way up.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Now it's almost drinks.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Why do I have a feeling this is pickle soda?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh my god? Yeah, it smells exactly like a dill.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Did you just like drink some of it?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I got excited by the smell.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
I give that a six.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That actually is good.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You guys want to refill?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, it's a Lester's fixing pickle.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Soda I see on site.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Dude, like, I feel like this is pickle. So I
smell and as he says that in it's pickles.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Jason hates pickles, and everybody who comes over.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
You need to try this.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Is this yours?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
We've been stacking. Yeah, we've been stacking.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Say she can like have this one.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, do you need a refel?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, I'm not like getting drunk.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
It's pickle soda, all right?
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Do you like do a pickle chips?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Best chips?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, I'm gonna throw in a little bonus here.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're funny.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I will do it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
If that comes anywhere near me. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
These are the.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Cheddar flavored, the fancy cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You want this, I mean I'd rather not eat it
eat Oh so you're now you're threatening not to feed me,
to not feed me, Okay, just try on.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just want to see you eat it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I literally have eaten these.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
But it again, what you just swallow a hole? Did
you do it?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Should I miss it?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Do it again?
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I get twenty bucks on top of my dinner.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
On top of my dinner.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Scorpions a scorpion, a scorpio.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Damn you already doesn't said it in place?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Now you said twenty She was gonna give you forty No,
like on top of my dinner though she already said
forty for the.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Square from.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
McDonald's, Like forty get from McDonald's for as.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I don't even they actually have a Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yah, the big chicken or the MC chicken big neck
or whatever, the chicken big mack. Yeah, I will try
pretty good. Yeah, you can go away.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I was gonna get forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Look how big that thing is?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
God damn yes, And it was small, thought it was,
but it's not small.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
That is a whole as scorpion.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
No, there's a scorpion, and the beetles bigger than the scorpion.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
They're in your two doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
They're just friends.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
They're just friends.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
That big guy and then there's little guys. That's like
a rope water thing that a roach.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Uhuh, Nope, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You have to eat it the hell.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I do eat either the beetle or the scorpion.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Two hundred.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I don't have water. I'm poor.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Cool, Yeah, pour my ass.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Look probably from all of those.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Pot figures, you got like five hundred of them. Keep
it closed unless you want it to go to waste.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Keep my clothes fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You won't eat a beetle bug thing. Oh, Jason's coming.
You better make a decision.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
He's gonna come in here and call me.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
He said, two hundred dollars and will eat it two hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Do you have two hundred dollars? It's huge.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
On camera.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
You gotta do it on camera.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Small No, I thought he was but hang out with
his friend.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Oh my god, did they're vacuum sealed in the package.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
They're not hanging out, they're hanging out vacuum seal.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
There's some air in there, mostly vacuum sealed. Well, vacuum
sealed has no air.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
You want, you can eat the scolia though, ye.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Oh my god, I got the water bug.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
You gotta do it on the camera. Nasty. There's legs everywhere.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
You don't.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
He wouldn't even need a grasshopper, he spins, they're so gross.
They're so gross if only people could see it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You need to be in front of the camera.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, I just felt the slippery suckers.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Did you eat the leg?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It was?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Actually he's like, oh well he was a leg trump,
give him the camera.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Give the camera.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Get's broken now trading places. Eat the water button.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
But he said for two hundred dollars. And then he said,
I have five hundred pops in a big house. I
should be able to afford it. And I said, it's
not my house.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I did not say five hundred pops.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
But you did say five hundred pops.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I said, no, because you bought all these damn pops
of things.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, that's taking out of his gask.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Are you eating scorpion?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
He said, no, keep it away from me, Keep it
away from the little guy.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Jess, are you still chewing on the leg.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
You won't even need that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I've had enough bugs for the night.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, he did eat these. Jason.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
He ate some cheadar flavored mealworms and he ate grasshoppers
the other night.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I'll give you an I O you for one if
he what and I owe you what's that?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
And I owe you.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You gotta do it on camera, so let cale switch
your spots.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You're not gonna eat the scorpion. No, he will not,
will not touch bus, at least the littlest one.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Away than.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Here. You guys, move over there. What's that? Okay? Get
over there?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
No, actually, hold on, that's a giant water scorpion, is
what that is?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay? You said? Jason said, holy shit, this is cool.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Okay, all right, now everybody gets to see that I
do have a husband.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hold on one second, hang on. They got to take
this in. Nobody believes he's real. He's here on camera.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Smell the cardboard.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
And then Mac Mac, you have a diving beetle, slimy,
slimy little guy. Me my god, and Jason has a
giant water scorpion. Bonapetite.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do not fucking no way, what the roll with that guy?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's so crouchy.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I mean, you're not terrible, but I just don't.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Want to do it. How was that awful?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I know you did.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Jason parted on the recording the other night, cry, yeah,
you don't want dry.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Wait here, wash it down. This is the one that
everybody loves.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
That was good, No good.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I give it a SI.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
I'd rather eat a scorpion for.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Drinking now, okay, eat it then, because I paid for it,
so you might as well. How was it protein? Protein packed?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It wasn't even like flavored.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
I'm trying to do this from now.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
It's in his cheek, dude, ship monk.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
It was, yeah, that's what she said. M hm, now
is it? Why did you get to the poop?
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I got something, dude, a wristle.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's so natty. I ain't kissing that face for a while.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Who's eating another? Diving like water bug? It sounds like you,
you know, eat a scorpion. Mm hmm, nobody I got
an idea really diving?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right, you gotta scorpion the last episode. Wait, you
need a minute.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm to choose this now.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well, why you rush and everyone? Then?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know I don't want it anymore. Oh no, it's later,
just popping right off.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
They're on my fingers.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
They're gonna eat it anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's gonna says the person who won't even attempt.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
It because we have some water.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I don't have any water, but.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
These things is not breaking down? Lost nice.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Hit.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh my god, that looks like that. That looks nasty.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
That looks like algae or something. Yeah, oh my god,
it's gonna get it in my straw.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Just put all the backwatchs in there.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I'm not drinking out of that.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
It's almost gone.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
No, you're spinning it in my straw.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
When when the water goes back in there?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Talking stop dude, especially around spit it back in.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
He needs so I'm gonna need some can I have
the pickle?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So actually you need to wash this sucker down.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
That's just a bug. But the scorpion tastes good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
What's with this guy?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I mean, I eating like, don't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Click any buttons.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Oh, sure's there's little things about cross I think it
is is there?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Where's from everyone?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
He's scared of me?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Right where you for scorpion? You can't spit it out.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
A smaller one over there?
Speaker 8 (25:54):
No, there's not.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
There's a smaller there's a smaller one in here that
No there's another one in here. Here they give five
of them.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I don't want it. It's fine.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
I got this one.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Did you just eat this? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
These alright?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Right?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Score here? Yeah, right, it's really clunky. H part of
his tail. Okay, here's this picture.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Don't get married.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
That's really crunchy. Wow, that tastes good though. Here's another picture.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Mm hmmmm. I hate this.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I don't know what that was, but I ha.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
It swish and better taste better with pickle That's how
I got thinking that.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
It's like a crunchy pick Hang on.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Getting it all down. I need a pickleback. We have
pickleback downstairs.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Jason, do you want these?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Who Oh, it's nasty. It's in my teeth.
Speaker 8 (27:23):
A screw band tastes different tasting all right, those.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Were for you guys. Oh wait, Jason hasn't done yet.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Though it's kind of better.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, I guess it's kind of kind of bitter, I know.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
But you can have more downstairs. There's like a whole bag.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
We've bottom all in the same bag at.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
The same time. It's a gamble.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I think there's a piece of mm hmm in the
produce section. How much was it for the hundred ten
nine or something like that or what these? I think
it was like ten ninety nine because the the smaller bag.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It was four nine nine.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
My god, you're still crunching on you like the scorpion.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Though, it tastes better than the others.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What does it taste like?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Bitter?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
And that was better?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Bitter is better, yeah, because at least I got some flavor.
The other one is really not have a flavor.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I felt like I was chomping on a fucking bag
of leaves.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Fifth what the stop it?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm never used.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
And that was my favorite cop.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
I think there's a digging water bugging their too somewhere.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Do you want to try? Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, you should try that.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
This one I.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
Was a.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Like, honestly, not that bad, Like if you can get
past the wasabi, like that'll help.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Clear your mouth out. It was stopping.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
It's all stick in my mouth. I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
It sounds like there's literally Bobby, you're such a good boy.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Oh ship, he's.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
All right? What am I trying?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That is the octopus with sabby.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Anything happening, but but no, not for you. Bops. Every
body's good.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
That's so foul. Not eating back.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, that's just she said.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Once I got past the bite.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
That she too like, oh man, never good either one
of us.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Like care, I need to have like a I could taste.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
The fishes at the end.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
That was so.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I thought it was like some kind of sushi worl
or something. You don't got anything else.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
The cuddle fish. I haven't tried to cuddle fish. Oh,
those ruffles went crazy. Oh the ruffles were.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
I told him that I loved those, and he was like, did.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You really because and I don't fish.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, cuddle fish, Yeah, you know what those are.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
They're good.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Squid those are bad. I have another one I haven't
had the other night.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Just go back like the tryal cuttlefish snacks.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I'll try it. Those are potato.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Yeah, I mean I could seriously eat the whole bag
right here. Any more bugs?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, no more bugs?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Oh yeah, we do chutar flavored meal worms.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
I see, like a even water buger. I mean more
are over there.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well you can wait. Let's do our fortune. You were insane.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
We gotta get rid of them, right, yeah, but let's
do this. Well, I'll eat those and then I'll open
this at the same time.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Did he leave?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Ah, they are hard pop one.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
There are his legs.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I hate the big ass. I eat the biggest bug
I've ever seen my fucking life, and a fucking scorpion.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
We are proud of you.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
We're proud that you came on the show for the
first time in almost six years to show us that
you can eat bugs.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
And he does exist.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
My stepmom had made us some homemade and as I
was eating the chocolate pudding, there was a road chat shade.
I did because as soon as I crunched, there was
no crunches, and right exactly I crunched, and I knew.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
What it was because the house that we had moved
into had a really bad inversation and it was nasty.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
There was no gag, there was nothing. It was just
instant thrown up.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
That's disgusting. I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
It was terrible.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
And for the longest time I would not eat chocolate
pudding because I was like traumatizing.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
A store blot.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
Couldn't but no chocolate not.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Once you get to the inside.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
The outside was fine, the inside was disgusting. I don't
know what was going on, all right, Well, this is
the final episode Jason made up the fortune cookie thing
where you have to read it exactly as it's written.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Some of them aligned, some of them don't. Some of
them are dumb.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
How much protein that I get?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
It says you will enjoy doing something different this coming
weekend Phoebe's party?
Speaker 8 (33:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Mhm you good? Hi, Bubba.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Crutch, cru Crutch.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
You will soon be going on a fun road trip
with good friends.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Where are you going?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Have no idea?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Why don't I get invited?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Do not say how much? I haven't even really been
invited yet.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
But why aren't I invited? You guys are going to
Illinois soon?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Are you taking him with you?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
Family?
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Free food?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
And we can stay in a camp bubs, right, no bugs,
I'm down for free food.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Jason, tell everybody what your halloming costume is?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
An old man.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's fucking creepy. I hate it, so.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Fuck you? Ask you, Heather.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I thought that's what he was gonna say. I thought
he was trying to make a joke.
Speaker 8 (34:59):
I came on this last episode to make it a
really good one.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It is really good.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
What happens?
Speaker 5 (35:08):
I just thought that's where his joke was headed.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
What's where.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Mine? Wait?
Speaker 8 (35:16):
Why didn't you just ask what my favorite Halloween candy was?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I'm going to mine.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Is Megan that the Ai doll from that scary movie.
What's your favorite Halloween candy? Guessese's pumpkins?
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Just Reese's period. Wow, he's Jake, Jake.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I don't care if it's a pumpkin or a fucking
tree or or an egg.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
I really don't care.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, Jake, this is about you.
Speaker 8 (35:50):
If it's Reese's, it's Reese's.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
A page from your book, take a book, or a
piece from my page.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
From my party costume.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
What's your favorite scary movie?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Man?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Probably have to be the the Og Jason movie, Friday,
the Og Jason.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Movie, Friday the thirteenth, the.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Jason movie because my name is Jason, it's a Jason movie.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
But yes, it's Friday the thirteenth. But the Og Jason movie.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Yeah, I have a pop that has says the og
fucking Jason on it, right, So he says it's his autograph.
Speaker 7 (36:51):
That's shake from I think it's.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I can't remember which movie is the one where the
dude takes the piece of the fence and stabs it
into Jason's grave and then it lightning hits it and
he lives.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I think it's like the third movie M.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Like Jason Lives or something like that.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
But the actor that played Jason in that, when I
got to shake his hand, he was a like a
haunted convention trail thing.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
I have a mask in air in my office. It's
the O G like Jason mask and it's signed by
the OG actor for the first Friday the thirteenth. Yeah,
they're hanging on the wall.
Speaker 8 (37:39):
Okay, yeah, you what did you name your movie? Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:45):
I have too many, but probably Killer Clowns from out
Space and then it and then Terrifier and then.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Then who's the other one? I was gonna say, that's it.
I forget.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
So I don't have any friends. I know, I don't
have many friends, so you are my good friends us.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh thanks Rob?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
God fee?
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (38:17):
I did say something about going up to that monkey
bar and you know what.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I was with somebody the other day in a home
visit and they mentioned that place and I was like, hey,
Caleb told me about that. Jason has not asked me yet.
M Okay, this is getting really long. Happy Halloween everyone,
We hope you enjoyed it. If you haven't seen it yet,
check out the pupper Ween video. All the doggies are
just gender costumes and they try snacks and I'm.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Gonna sit here and try everything.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Else, and we're not gonna film it.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
He had his chance thirteen days in a row.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hi, What the earth to
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