October 27, 2024 • 23 mins
As part of our 13 Days of Halloween - we added a series called Tricks N’ Treats! This series includes a video on Patreon where Heather and her guests blindly try weird/odd/different snacks and drinks. Each episode will include at least 3 snacks and at least 3 drinks that are rated on a scale of 1 (worst) to 6 (best). Each number in the scale is a particular Halloween candy.
The Scale:
The Scale:
- 6 - Reese’s Pumpkins
- 5 - M&M’s
- 4 - Caramel Apple Lollipops
- 3 - Skittles
- 2 - Smarties
- 1 - Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Welcome back to nature versus narcissism. Today we are on
one of our thirteen days of Halloween episodes Tricks and Treats,
where I and or my guests will basically sit here
and try different treats and drinks and some are good,
some are bad. We don't know what they are until
we get them. So today I have Jake with me
(00:42):
from State Farm, and then behind the camera we have
executive producer Jason and Rebecca. They're gonna be giving us
the snacks and the drinks, and we're gonna read them. Jake,
what are we rating them?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So we get number one is a Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Jane peanut butter kiss nasty.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Two is the Smarties, which is pretty good. Three is
a Skittles Also like those four we got caramel apple lollipops.
Those are okay, five all time favorite Eminem's. And six
reesis pumpkins should have been Reese's egg.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's Halloween, Jake, so six is the best. One is
the worst, Okay, So don't listen to what he just said.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm an idiots.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I like, all right, are we ready for the first
one in that bag? No? Yeah, right now, shit, come
in right up, Jake, thinks this is a restaurant where
he can order whatever he wants. That's not how shit,
says the guy who's getting free food and alcohol tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That should showed you all the text I got. This
is not laid out at all.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You were with us when.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We decided to do this. Was that I was trying food.
I didn't know it was gonna be ship.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, you literally said, you mean the stuff that we
were It's only one thing. Two things.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He just put a wer on my.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Little baby waiters.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Sounds like he likes it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sounds like it smells like a winer.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Jake, Remember we talked about what we talk about. Don't
what does it smell like? It smells good? You just
say it smells like a winner. Why would you know?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did you fart?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We got wianers and farts in this.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Whole thing? Okay, hmmm mmmm mmm. I like this. That's good, right,
eat your second one.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It kind of burns my tongue. That's pretty good. I
saw you snag one, so that's how I know if
she snagged them. They good back.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I eat everything.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Don't do that, ship, I'm going to do.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Also, Jake thinks this is an A something more episode.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It should be, it really should be.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, I'm gonna give that a five six.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I ain't that crazy? What's the number three? That's skittle? Skittle,
that's the hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It chokes me. Maybe I'll change to yeah, oh no,
sorry pronouncing this one, okay, worster Sure, that's how you
want to say, like worster sauce, worster shirt, wor wor sauce.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The how's it spelled? Wor r c e s t
o t e r.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Wor sat wor sister.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Dude, they're fucking good though.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I'll fuck with those. I'm gonna go back to
Jungle Jem's and buy me something.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wieners, the French fries all.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There. You go.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
If you guys get weird noises from us, it's because
we've been recording these all night and everything is making us.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Burp, especially the Wieners.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Jason's going to a secret stash behind the couch like this,
don't look ms. He got there thirteen minutes later, two
(04:50):
hours late. There.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh my god, there's so many noises in this.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh god, dude, what you're giving it a way.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He'll do those faces. He probably just spiked this ship.
He probably just spiked the ship out of his mic.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, okay, it doesn't smell.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It smells like dirty feet. It's oh my god, smells
it's color of it. It smells like dirty feet and
it looks like piss. That's why I said that when
I said, oh God, huh, I don't know if I
can on this one.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Jake, you cannot do babysips. It was a good little drink. Okay,
it was all right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
God?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Just go sip going. It's okay. It's not mad.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You started off easy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She doesn't think did you give us two separate things.
I'm good with you. I ain't because you're gonna tell
me what it is. I'm gonna be disgusted that I
just drank it.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Maybe maybe not.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay with with my face. When I smelled it, it
didn't taste anything like it smelled. It's still not great,
but you have to you're almost done.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You can go home.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm still trying to fare out what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You gotta drink it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You no.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Good guys, Just so you know the people who are
not seeing this on video that wasn't even half a
shot and he just took like seventeen SIPs out of it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I took a three on him with this three.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
It's like a one point five.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I didn't like it. I don't like the smell. Smells
at me. It is Empire banana.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
In no way.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Jake loves banana.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, if you guys saw the episode with him and Becca,
he really loved that banana cake banana. You liked it.
You liked it seventeen SIPs of it and it tastes
like nana. You should really give him the banana bourbon
or banana whiskey or whatever. Now, I'm sure he'll like it. Yeah,
(07:33):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't either change my answer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You can't do that. See, that's why you're not supposed
to see it or no. Quit that's why you're not
supposed to see it or know what it is before
you drink it or eat it, because it changes your
your idea about it. Schnack Tim. Oh god, he's so
excited about this one. I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh yeah, look fun.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
They look like waffle fries. Their waffles look fun, smell
like ship. Jake the raffles. Oh, they smell fucking horrid.
Who's so good?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I like them? Really?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The mouth girl, Jake, you I get the whole effect
by putting the whole thing in your mouth. They're good.
M hm, they're good.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What is that way?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They just melt in your mouth? They're so good? Yeah,
you like it, don't you? It's it doesn't happen in
in it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Still, It's okay. I like it. My god, how would
you rate that?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I give it a five?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Eminem's about three three.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You like your skittles, won't you?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah? Pizza. I don't know anything else that it does,
pizza ship pizza.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I feel like it could be more pizza, like the
pringles that are pizza flavored. But all in all, I
really like that. They smelled fucking horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Though they smell great. Smell kind of threw me off.
They didn't really taste so much to me. That's why
I want to eat them all, because I'm waiting on
the bad flavor kick in. I find you through two
of them and not be disgusted. Mm hm ah, he's
(10:03):
got another drink.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, it's been a pattern. Snack drink, snack drink, snack
drink something to.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Jake.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Calm down, dinging.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm sorry, that does not sound right over there, Oh,
because he's spilling stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Ok, sorry, oh come on right.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh my god, that's so fool.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I spilled a little bit extra into the cut.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Such a dick.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh what is that like? Canton crush?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Drink it, drank it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Dude, that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's like a four ship.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Your mouth sounds are so loud, like, no, that's literally
what you just did. Ask everyone, you's gonna spit it
on the carpet. It tastes like a candy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
This is when you tell me it's like fucking corn
or something.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It tastes like a candy, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It tastes like an orange sun kiss, just like kind
of I rg it a five, but you can tell
me it's like fucking cream corn or something.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Holy fuck, it's like tearing down the house America.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I know orange cream.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, I was gonna give it a five. Pretty. I
think if it was cold it would be really good.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think you ripped off sunk.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No kind of if and if it was cold, it
would have kind of tasted like a cream sickle pop.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think should go off for that one.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That one's pretty good. That's why you gave us a bunch.
Do we get another snack?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Why do you look like that?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm just looking around.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Jake's like, come on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Okay, yeah, more chips.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It sounds like this is the chip episode. This is the.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Welcome to the solid This is why you need me here.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Come up with stupid chip.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, and I'm putting dumb h.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's mixing and matchia were about to be dipping chips
in soto.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eh, fuck right off, I'm not doing that. No, don't
make me get what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Definitely chips? You got a special steak?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Why'd you get.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Eggs?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You have to eat it with your chips? It goes
it hairs?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Is this egg?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You've already eaten egg?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Somebody's already eating I think I know what these are
put the whole time. It's just a potato chip. They
go with egg. So what goes with egg? Put it
in your mouth? This is like maple with done small maple.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Not maple?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Is it like bacon?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Baby, huh, You're.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Not gonna eat anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I just ate one the one.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Mm hmmm, got better. Wait, I don't come burn my home,
my everything. Wait, why have you burn my home?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's special treat ain't going down the hatch. Oh rate them.
That's a bacon flavorite chick. I rate it too, one,
al right, I don't like that one.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That one was not bacon.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, it looks like squid.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That was fucking gross. And it's something like burn the
tip of my tongue with like eight drop soup.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
These are lays.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
They are most definitely squid.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
They are most definitely the fucking most disgusting thing I've
had so far.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I need a shot of podcast a drink to.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Wash it down. The fetus.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh my god, it got worse, worse. Sorry, Yeah, we
didn't get any good ones.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh wait, we got the.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
One the horns, so.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Alright, Cosby fucking Cosby's and mouse, So.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
How we got this ship?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Try it?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Ah, fucking smells don't smell great. This was a bad
idea half. Do you see what you gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I'd take a sip of it. You said you would
take a sip of the ranch one too, and you
hated that.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
No, I didn't say I take a sip of it.
I said it wasn't the word.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Shit it back in?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
No, man, No, it's so good, Jake.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm going in for a second drink of your own space. Jake.
That does not count the bubble. Take a second break
to see any other guess.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh god, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was with you guys when you started talking about this.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
This is the bazooka, dude that tastes it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It had a weird fucking thing tastes at first? Did
you say bug bubble gum at first? But then something happened?
It's fucking nassy. I hated. That's well.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Ratings?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Did you rate zero?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Up? One? Lesters fixs peanut butter and jelly? Really hate
you peanut butter and jelly?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You would it?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You eat peanut butter and jelly every day for lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm the one. So it wasn't good. Did it taste
like peanut butter and jelly?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No, it tasted like gum at first.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That was like stuck on somebody's shoe and walks through
ship eats tires. I don't know, that's what I'm imagining.
It was fucking gross and it went right back in
the cup. I couldn't eat.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And the part that I did swallow? Made me gag?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What? There's stuff rolling around on the plates?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Last snack?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're eating chocolate covered ants?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Are you fucking me?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What? No?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Stop saying that that's your uncle?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Are you fucking me?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No? Please say no? What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Is this like a Chinese expired milk ud?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They don't have smells. I smell squead on my plate?
This is good? Is this peanut butter and jelly? Again?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Hold on, you gave her peanut butter trying to take
her out. It's artificial inso where did the other ball go?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Mm hmmm, that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Up, there's two flavors. You gotta eat them both. Oh,
it's fucking good. And it gets all the squid taste out.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Gets all the taste out. I have one. It's not
my thing.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I get.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I get why people enjoy this. It's chocolate and man,
I get white people like this stuff. But it's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's a weird chocolate though.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, and then the man get it on.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
The man actually tastes like taste.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Taste taste paste yeah, paste.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, no awkward fresh?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What are your ratings?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
That ship I used to have to use when I
was a kid. If I had to eat, I'm gonna
give it a two.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
All right. The poppets dark chocolate mint creams.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, I think the cream is what makes it taste toothpasty.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Packaged in the UK.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yes, okay, that was yummy, so yum, fucking idiot?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Will you call me nothing?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So this is the end of the episode. We did
all the tastes of the drinks and the snacks, and
Jason had an idea that we would do a fortune
cookie at the end of each episode that we read.
They may be fucked up, they may not be, but
here we are as is, grammatical errors and all.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Even if.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
When one door opens closed the other, you will find
your solution where you least expect it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's not helpful towards it. You shall attain great wisdom
with each passing year thanks to Grandma. That's not what's
happening for him about you were going backwards right the
ball basket. I watched the ball basket on the bet.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
All right, Jake, what's your favorite Halloween candy?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Halloween candy, it's gotta be anything shape like a pumpkin.
That's chocolate caramel. When nuts you mean snickers?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
He said this on the last episode, you got to
choose a different one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So snickers. Okay, everyone, We'll get Reese's pumpkins. They're not
as good as Reese's eggs, but they're good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So against the Reese's pumpkins, which is not but it's
not a pumpkin flavor. It's just a shape.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It makes me think I'm eating. Wait, that reminds me.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It's gotta be a thing in your family because your
brother Matthew. Remember, he can't eat green jolly ranchers anymore
because he stepped on or killed a stink bug when
he ate one, and now he associates the flavor of
a green jolly rancher with stink bugs.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
So actually ate on steink bud laying an ani he
smelled it made him throw up.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Poor mathieson Yeah, okay, get video. That's all Folksy used
to be the Reese's pumpkins because I love them. But
I'm I think I'm gonna die if I eat peanut
butter because or peanuts. I think I have an allergy.
So I don't know. I haven't chosen a new one.
Candy Corn's good. Everybody thinks it's candy. Okay, all right,
(23:02):
happy yalloleen bye.
Welcome back to nature versus narcissism. Today we are on
one of our thirteen days of Halloween episodes Tricks and Treats,
where I and or my guests will basically sit here
and try different treats and drinks and some are good,
some are bad. We don't know what they are until
we get them. So today I have Jake with me
(00:42):
from State Farm, and then behind the camera we have
executive producer Jason and Rebecca. They're gonna be giving us
the snacks and the drinks, and we're gonna read them. Jake,
what are we rating them?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So we get number one is a Mary.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Jane peanut butter kiss nasty.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Two is the Smarties, which is pretty good. Three is
a Skittles Also like those four we got caramel apple lollipops.
Those are okay, five all time favorite Eminem's. And six
reesis pumpkins should have been Reese's egg.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's Halloween, Jake, so six is the best. One is
the worst, Okay, So don't listen to what he just said.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm an idiots.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I like, all right, are we ready for the first
one in that bag? No? Yeah, right now, shit, come
in right up, Jake, thinks this is a restaurant where
he can order whatever he wants. That's not how shit,
says the guy who's getting free food and alcohol tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That should showed you all the text I got. This
is not laid out at all.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You were with us when.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We decided to do this. Was that I was trying food.
I didn't know it was gonna be ship.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, you literally said, you mean the stuff that we
were It's only one thing. Two things.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
He just put a wer on my.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Little baby waiters.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Mhmm.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Sounds like he likes it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Sounds like it smells like a winer.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Jake, Remember we talked about what we talk about. Don't
what does it smell like? It smells good? You just
say it smells like a winner. Why would you know?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did you fart?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I heard that?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We got wianers and farts in this.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Whole thing? Okay, hmmm mmmm mmm. I like this. That's good, right,
eat your second one.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It kind of burns my tongue. That's pretty good. I
saw you snag one, so that's how I know if
she snagged them. They good back.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I eat everything.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Don't do that, ship, I'm going to do.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Also, Jake thinks this is an A something more episode.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It should be, it really should be.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, I'm gonna give that a five six.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I ain't that crazy? What's the number three? That's skittle? Skittle,
that's the hold on.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It chokes me. Maybe I'll change to yeah, oh no,
sorry pronouncing this one, okay, worster Sure, that's how you
want to say, like worster sauce, worster shirt, wor wor sauce.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
The how's it spelled? Wor r c e s t
o t e r.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Wor sat wor sister.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Dude, they're fucking good though.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I'll fuck with those. I'm gonna go back to
Jungle Jem's and buy me something.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Wieners, the French fries all.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
There. You go.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
If you guys get weird noises from us, it's because
we've been recording these all night and everything is making us.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Burp, especially the Wieners.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Jason's going to a secret stash behind the couch like this,
don't look ms. He got there thirteen minutes later, two
(04:50):
hours late. There.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh my god, there's so many noises in this.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Oh god, dude, what you're giving it a way.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
He'll do those faces. He probably just spiked this ship.
He probably just spiked the ship out of his mic.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, okay, it doesn't smell.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It smells like dirty feet. It's oh my god, smells
it's color of it. It smells like dirty feet and
it looks like piss. That's why I said that when
I said, oh God, huh, I don't know if I
can on this one.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Jake, you cannot do babysips. It was a good little drink. Okay,
it was all right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
God?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Just go sip going. It's okay. It's not mad.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You started off easy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She doesn't think did you give us two separate things.
I'm good with you. I ain't because you're gonna tell
me what it is. I'm gonna be disgusted that I
just drank it.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Maybe maybe not.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay with with my face. When I smelled it, it
didn't taste anything like it smelled. It's still not great,
but you have to you're almost done.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You can go home.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm still trying to fare out what it is.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You gotta drink it.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
You no.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Good guys, Just so you know the people who are
not seeing this on video that wasn't even half a
shot and he just took like seventeen SIPs out of it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I took a three on him with this three.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
It's like a one point five.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I didn't like it. I don't like the smell. Smells
at me. It is Empire banana.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
In no way.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Jake loves banana.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, if you guys saw the episode with him and Becca,
he really loved that banana cake banana. You liked it.
You liked it seventeen SIPs of it and it tastes
like nana. You should really give him the banana bourbon
or banana whiskey or whatever. Now, I'm sure he'll like it. Yeah,
(07:33):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't either change my answer.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
You can't do that. See, that's why you're not supposed
to see it or no. Quit that's why you're not
supposed to see it or know what it is before
you drink it or eat it, because it changes your
your idea about it. Schnack Tim. Oh god, he's so
excited about this one. I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh yeah, look fun.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
They look like waffle fries. Their waffles look fun, smell
like ship. Jake the raffles. Oh, they smell fucking horrid.
Who's so good?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I like them? Really?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The mouth girl, Jake, you I get the whole effect
by putting the whole thing in your mouth. They're good.
M hm, they're good.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What is that way?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They just melt in your mouth? They're so good? Yeah,
you like it, don't you? It's it doesn't happen in
in it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Still, It's okay. I like it. My god, how would
you rate that?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I give it a five?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Eminem's about three three.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You like your skittles, won't you?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah? Pizza. I don't know anything else that it does,
pizza ship pizza.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I feel like it could be more pizza, like the
pringles that are pizza flavored. But all in all, I
really like that. They smelled fucking horrible.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Though they smell great. Smell kind of threw me off.
They didn't really taste so much to me. That's why
I want to eat them all, because I'm waiting on
the bad flavor kick in. I find you through two
of them and not be disgusted. Mm hm ah, he's
(10:03):
got another drink.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, it's been a pattern. Snack drink, snack drink, snack
drink something to.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Jake.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Calm down, dinging.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm sorry, that does not sound right over there, Oh,
because he's spilling stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Ok, sorry, oh come on right.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh my god, that's so fool.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I spilled a little bit extra into the cut.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Such a dick.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh what is that like? Canton crush?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Drink it, drank it.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Dude, that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's like a four ship.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Your mouth sounds are so loud, like, no, that's literally
what you just did. Ask everyone, you's gonna spit it
on the carpet. It tastes like a candy.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
This is when you tell me it's like fucking corn
or something.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It tastes like a candy, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It tastes like an orange sun kiss, just like kind
of I rg it a five, but you can tell
me it's like fucking cream corn or something.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Holy fuck, it's like tearing down the house America.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I know orange cream.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Oh, I was gonna give it a five. Pretty. I
think if it was cold it would be really good.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think you ripped off sunk.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No kind of if and if it was cold, it
would have kind of tasted like a cream sickle pop.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I think should go off for that one.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That one's pretty good. That's why you gave us a bunch.
Do we get another snack?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Why do you look like that?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm just looking around.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Jake's like, come on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Okay, yeah, more chips.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It sounds like this is the chip episode. This is the.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Welcome to the solid This is why you need me here.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Come up with stupid chip.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, and I'm putting dumb h.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
It's mixing and matchia were about to be dipping chips
in soto.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eh, fuck right off, I'm not doing that. No, don't
make me get what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Definitely chips? You got a special steak?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Why'd you get.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Eggs?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
You have to eat it with your chips? It goes
it hairs?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Is this egg?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
You've already eaten egg?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Somebody's already eating I think I know what these are
put the whole time. It's just a potato chip. They
go with egg. So what goes with egg? Put it
in your mouth? This is like maple with done small maple.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Not maple?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Is it like bacon?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Baby, huh, You're.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Not gonna eat anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I just ate one the one.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Mm hmmm, got better. Wait, I don't come burn my home,
my everything. Wait, why have you burn my home?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's special treat ain't going down the hatch. Oh rate them.
That's a bacon flavorite chick. I rate it too, one,
al right, I don't like that one.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
That one was not bacon.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, it looks like squid.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
That was fucking gross. And it's something like burn the
tip of my tongue with like eight drop soup.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
These are lays.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
They are most definitely squid.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
They are most definitely the fucking most disgusting thing I've
had so far.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I need a shot of podcast a drink to.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Wash it down. The fetus.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh my god, it got worse, worse. Sorry, Yeah, we
didn't get any good ones.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh wait, we got the.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
One the horns, so.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Alright, Cosby fucking Cosby's and mouse, So.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
How we got this ship?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Try it?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Ah, fucking smells don't smell great. This was a bad
idea half. Do you see what you gave me.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I'd take a sip of it. You said you would
take a sip of the ranch one too, and you
hated that.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
No, I didn't say I take a sip of it.
I said it wasn't the word.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Shit it back in?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
No, man, No, it's so good, Jake.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm going in for a second drink of your own space. Jake.
That does not count the bubble. Take a second break
to see any other guess.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh god, that's gross.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I was with you guys when you started talking about this.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
This is the bazooka, dude that tastes it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It had a weird fucking thing tastes at first? Did
you say bug bubble gum at first? But then something happened?
It's fucking nassy. I hated. That's well.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Ratings?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Did you rate zero?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Up? One? Lesters fixs peanut butter and jelly? Really hate
you peanut butter and jelly?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
You would it?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You eat peanut butter and jelly every day for lunch.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm the one. So it wasn't good. Did it taste
like peanut butter and jelly?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
No, it tasted like gum at first.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That was like stuck on somebody's shoe and walks through
ship eats tires. I don't know, that's what I'm imagining.
It was fucking gross and it went right back in
the cup. I couldn't eat.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
And the part that I did swallow? Made me gag?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What? There's stuff rolling around on the plates?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Last snack?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're eating chocolate covered ants?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Are you fucking me?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What? No?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Stop saying that that's your uncle?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Are you fucking me?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No? Please say no? What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Is this like a Chinese expired milk ud?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
They don't have smells. I smell squead on my plate?
This is good? Is this peanut butter and jelly? Again?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Hold on, you gave her peanut butter trying to take
her out. It's artificial inso where did the other ball go?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Mm hmmm, that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Up, there's two flavors. You gotta eat them both. Oh,
it's fucking good. And it gets all the squid taste out.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Gets all the taste out. I have one. It's not
my thing.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I get.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I get why people enjoy this. It's chocolate and man,
I get white people like this stuff. But it's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's a weird chocolate though.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, and then the man get it on.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
The man actually tastes like taste.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Taste taste paste yeah, paste.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, no awkward fresh?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What are your ratings?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
That ship I used to have to use when I
was a kid. If I had to eat, I'm gonna
give it a two.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
All right. The poppets dark chocolate mint creams.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, I think the cream is what makes it taste toothpasty.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Packaged in the UK.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yes, okay, that was yummy, so yum, fucking idiot?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Will you call me nothing?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So this is the end of the episode. We did
all the tastes of the drinks and the snacks, and
Jason had an idea that we would do a fortune
cookie at the end of each episode that we read.
They may be fucked up, they may not be, but
here we are as is, grammatical errors and all.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Even if.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
When one door opens closed the other, you will find
your solution where you least expect it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's not helpful towards it. You shall attain great wisdom
with each passing year thanks to Grandma. That's not what's
happening for him about you were going backwards right the
ball basket. I watched the ball basket on the bet.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
All right, Jake, what's your favorite Halloween candy?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Halloween candy, it's gotta be anything shape like a pumpkin.
That's chocolate caramel. When nuts you mean snickers?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
He said this on the last episode, you got to
choose a different one.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So snickers. Okay, everyone, We'll get Reese's pumpkins. They're not
as good as Reese's eggs, but they're good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So against the Reese's pumpkins, which is not but it's
not a pumpkin flavor. It's just a shape.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It makes me think I'm eating. Wait, that reminds me.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
It's gotta be a thing in your family because your
brother Matthew. Remember, he can't eat green jolly ranchers anymore
because he stepped on or killed a stink bug when
he ate one, and now he associates the flavor of
a green jolly rancher with stink bugs.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
So actually ate on steink bud laying an ani he
smelled it made him throw up.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Poor mathieson Yeah, okay, get video. That's all Folksy used
to be the Reese's pumpkins because I love them. But
I'm I think I'm gonna die if I eat peanut
butter because or peanuts. I think I have an allergy.
So I don't know. I haven't chosen a new one.
Candy Corn's good. Everybody thinks it's candy. Okay, all right,
(23:02):
happy yalloleen bye.
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