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October 28, 2024 19 mins
As part of our 13 Days of Halloween - we added a series called Tricks N’ Treats!  This series includes a video on Patreon where Heather and her guests blindly try weird/odd/different snacks and drinks.  Each episode will include at least 3 snacks and at least 3 drinks that are rated on a scale of 1 (worst) to 6 (best).  Each number in the scale is a particular Halloween candy. 


The Scale:
  • 6 - Reese’s Pumpkins
  • 5 - M&M’s
  • 4 - Caramel Apple Lollipops
  • 3 - Skittles
  • 2 - Smarties
  • 1 - Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses
Today’s episode was Heather & Becca.
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Welcome back to nature versus Narcissism. This is part of
our thirteen Days of Halloween, our Tricks and Treats episodes.
Today I have Becco with Mello for one of the
thirteen episodes, and we are going to be trying weird snacks,
odd snacks, gross snacks, and drinks. We don't know what

(00:48):
they are yet because Jason the producer is behind the
camera as well as his nephew Jake, and they're about
to just throw some shit at us and we have
to read it. Rebecca, what are the ratings?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
One Mary Jane Peanut but our kisses, two Smarties, three Skittles,
four Caramel Apple lollipops, five Eminem's, six Reese's pumpkins, with
one being the lowest and six the highest.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
We can spit them out if we want. We've got
a spit bucket, but we're not going to write. Yeah,
that's promising. Okay, all right, we're ready. I think I'm
regretting this already. I just changed my mind all of
a sudden. Potato chips, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Ladies, I smell them.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I smell them already. It doesn't smell great. Let's just
do it. Oh God, I love it? Oh so good?

(01:58):
Why do you both? I had all three? Good?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Three?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It burns not good? Much food in it? Those are
so fucking bland. No, the aftertaste like breathe out, No,
with your mouth shut. You taste that? What is that?

(02:28):
Are you eating dog food before? Yeah? This tastes like
what dog food smells like. No, yeah, it's got seasoning.
I don't come on, you can do it. Let's not
be pussies. It was not great. It has a little
burn and the aftertaste is fucking horrid, and it's stuck

(02:49):
in my teeth. Now it burns my tongue. It's not
the worst thing ever. I'd give it a three. I'd
probably eat them if I was hungry. Three as in skittles.
Ow did you just say? Ow burns? What is it?

(03:11):
You gotta tell us, Jake, because we need the audio.
Salted egg yolk flavored chips spy? Why are they spicy?
I was really excited about that. Tastes like egg. It
does not taste like egg. It it does not What
does it taste like dog? Oh? Okay, I don't know.

(03:33):
I'm really upset though, I really wanted to eat that bag.
After everybody tried it. Yeah, I thought they were gonna
be good too. Damn I was excited too. I don't
like the the lingering effect it has. Ship we're already
getting a drink. I just have water. No, I feel

(03:58):
like I'm gonna need something after that. I don't think
I should make you guys eat chapstick with how much
chapstick it's on my damn stroll? I don't. I don't trust.
Oh God, I think I know what this is? Corn corn,
corn butter. I immediately regret. I have to do fucking

(04:23):
eleven episodes of So what about us? We're not What
does it smell like? I don't know I smell, I don't.
It kind of smells like butter. It kind of smells
like butter, but I think it's the butter one. Alright, ready,
but no cheers? God, I'm not ready. Oh okay, I don't.

(04:46):
I'm gonna throw it up the thing. I can't. No,
what does it taste like? Butter and corn? I don't

(05:09):
know which one it is. It's gotta be corn corn?
How would you? How did I rank it? Literally A one?
Was it the butter? Dude? It smelled like butter, but
it kind of tastes like buttered corn. Oh god, damn,

(05:30):
this is definitely episode one. Dude, you can't. You should
just leave your Stanley right there. Jane, you better fucking
come to play on your next episode. I'm gonna show up.

(05:55):
That's pretty gross though. You're gonna clean my trash can out? Yeah? Sorry,
I mean it was battered vomit. Well there, so it
doesn't splash back up on you. I'll clean it. I'm
sure Jacoby said it was the spit bucket.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I didn't think you would spit m h It's fine.
At least it's there, not the carpet. This tiny little guy.
I'm sorry. I can't even get mine open. Holy ship,
she's going for it. It's a marshmallow. I'm sweaty.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I can't get this open.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I have what everyone? That was pretty good? Five six
I'll funk with that. Mm hmmm that sound good. That

(07:03):
inside is good really well. I like plums now too. Surprise.
That was good. That was a nice palate cleanser. I
might have to just get those to have, get those
to have. You can find all these snacks at Jungle Gyms.

(07:32):
If any Patreon supporters want any of these snacks to
try for themselves ride us and let us know. We
can't send you the drinks, but we can send you
the snacks. Maybe is he spilling stuff? What is he doing?
I sound I hear? I sound it. I sounded fizzing.

(07:54):
We're getting delirious, might be why is it so small?
Probably this is bad? Do I smell it? Are you
gonna throw up? I can't even smell him. Really, I
think I'm congested. I wish I was m Did you

(08:18):
drink it? No, I'm smelling it. See what's more? Am
I gonna throw up? No? This is it bad? I
can't decide. I don't know what it is. It's very muted.

(08:43):
Whatever the flavor is. I mean, I don't like pop anyway,
but probably like a two. It's not that good. Really,
it tastes like root beer. Like I literally was thinking
root beer, but I knew we didn't buy root beer,
so I was like, that's not what it is. I

(09:07):
still I still taste those first chips in my mouth. Honestly,
now I have an eggy olive in my mouth. That's
what it tastes like, although.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I can't say I've ever eaten a black olive.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Really, yeah, they're good on they have a funny seven layer.
They do, but on seven layer like Maco salads or
fucking bomb. Aren't they just salty? I don't know. Ask
your dad. I think he eats them out of the can.
Gus are making a lot of noise back. I'm not

(09:42):
excited by that face, the one he made being very
nice to us. We get three big ass chips again,
Chez chips. It's that noise you're shaking the thing Jake
from State Farm. Oh, they smell good, like crunch chaste,

(10:07):
like the potato chip in the center.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I think I know what this is. Yes, presudo flavored. No,
I've tried. I like the crunch. It just tastes like
a potato chip. That's a good flavor.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
That was like a m.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Is this like a fish one?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Is it not the preshudo thing, the one with the pea?
I don't know. There's a bunch of writing on his bag.
Mm hmm are you waiting for us to eat it all?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Five?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Four? I eat it again?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Do you eat it again?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You are right? A little a potato Chris with a
hand flavor, Hey, which is funny. I hate him, but
the texture is what gets me, it's like rubber, like
eating a tire. I really still think it just tastes
like a potato chip. Really mm hmm, No, tastes pretty

(11:20):
good though.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, well you started us off with those first chips.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, were they great? No? They were a disappointment at you. Yeah,
I thought that they would be good. I was thinking
deviled eggs, but hard.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh that didn't sound good.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Shot. He gave us two gross ones. This better be
a good one. First one wasn't bad. Fuck off, says
the person who like pretends to drink it and just
drinks air and he's like good with grooves. Fucker.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
H m m hm.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You go back there, Jake. Sounds like you're stressing out all.
Why did we get a lot? Dude, we got a
lot on this one? Is this general? Ya complain about
not getting much of the black olives too? It? Want
me give you an extra.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Helping it is?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Do you know what it is? Why'd your eyes get
so big like smores spores?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Mm? Hm, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
It sounds like marshmallow.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's kind of a marshmallow episode.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Huh oh.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, Okay, I'm really bad with tastes. I guess I
don't know I'm thinking of like apple pie or something.
Is the Jones soda shut up? I mean it smells
like a campfire some more thing, but it doesn't taste
like it's me.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
And under every Jones soda cat there is a little
phrase who wants to read it?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I honestly give it a four. I was gonna say
i'd give it a four. Also, which is the caramel
apple lollipops? The quote says, you are you don't let
anyone tell you otherwise I would.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I haven't drink it, maybe not a ton at a time,
but I feel like I'm gonna burp.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Mm hmm it is yep, m yeah, I don't know.
I guess my tasters are off because that didn't really
taste like marshmallows to me. It smelled like a campfire. Oh,
fortune cookies, Yes, that means we're done with the tasting.

(14:03):
Jason made up a thing to end each episode where
we open a fortune.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Cookie, should there be another one?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
How many do we taste? Four snacks?

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Do we do?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Four?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Snaxt our? Our executive producer can't count and his teammate
is not helping, so you guys can't know what the
ending episode is yet sorry. Oh mm hmm. Would you
like place? I think he's trying to find the fourth snack?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Sure, I don't. If only you guys could see their
faces right now, I don't like all this secretive Yeah,
the eyes man, the way you guys are doing things,
get all secretive with each other. We're fine, every Yeah.

(15:06):
I can't wait till your turn again. So loud. I've
got various chips stuck in my teeth. I know, I'm
trying to get them all out. I feel about it.
Not great, m And this one is balls on plate.
Looks like a sesame but ball, but it looks like

(15:30):
a same butt right? Sure? Is there a way to ah?
Not like that stuck on my teeth? Is that? Are
you suppose to cookie? First?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That hurt a little bit on it? Suck on it.
My teeth are throbbing right now. That hurts so bad.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's like like a hard candy.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't I get sorry, guys, there's no instructions on
the package.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'll give you a hand. It's a product that India.
Mm hmmm, I'm groeling. What's it taste like?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Special?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
It tastes like that brittle ship. Oh what do you
write it? Oh, come on, what about pussies?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I don't like that. It tastes like ass what I
would imagine ass? What tastes like? I don't think it's
that bad. I don't like it. Fucking one zero. It's
all over my teeth. You guys are right, they are
rashi marsh me ses me brittle ball. You guys just

(17:05):
chasted and choked up on brittle balls. Might happen one
day he's getting older. I liked it. What you can
fucking take those home as your treat after this episode,
which means two doors down you can take them home
with you. That was fucking nasty. It's still stuck in

(17:28):
my teeth and I don't like it. My teeth are throbbing.
You drink that butter so did? No problem when I've
been into it and hurt too.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
So?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
All right? So, as I was trying to say before,
Executive producer Jason's episode ending idea is to open a
fortune cookie, read it however it's written, some of them
are written wrong, and then see if it's funny or
not I guess, or if it's a good portune, or

(18:02):
if it's a good fortune question one worlds close another exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
First, you can beauty surrounds you because you create it.
That's a good fortune.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Do you keep saying that you should really strive towards that?
Allow your curiosity to lead you to the answer you seek.
So basically, makeup ship right, pretty good? That's so lot
better than that one. You should really strive towards that.

(18:55):
M h okay, thank you, happy allan. Wait, wait, what's
your favorite Halloween candy? It's still Reese Pumpkins. Oh she
said that the last episode. Yeah, it's just that's what
it's gonna be. Mine was too, until it almost killed me.
Hi u uh uh uh h m hm
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