October 29, 2024 • 19 mins
As part of our 13 Days of Halloween - we added a series called Tricks N’ Treats! This series includes a video on Patreon where Heather and her guests blindly try weird/odd/different snacks and drinks. Each episode will include at least 3 snacks and at least 3 drinks that are rated on a scale of 1 (worst) to 6 (best). Each number in the scale is a particular Halloween candy.
The Scale:
The Scale:
- 6 - Reese’s Pumpkins
- 5 - M&M’s
- 4 - Caramel Apple Lollipops
- 3 - Skittles
- 2 - Smarties
- 1 - Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Welcome back to Nature Versus Narcicism.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is part of.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Our Patreon series The Thirteen Days of Halloween. Today I
have Ali back with me again. Also have all three dogs.
You'll hear them. Jason's behind the camera, and then we
also have Mac and Caleb on the couch. Allie, you
remember what to do here. We're gonna try foods, drinks.
You're gonna rate it one to six the ratings for
(00:44):
those who haven't watched yet. Number one is a Mary
Jane peanut butter kiss those nasty little black and orange
wrapped Mac likes them, apparently they're nasty. Number two is Smarties,
three Skittles, four caramel Apple lollipops, five eminem and six
Reese's pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
All Right, you ready, all right, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Go let him get the bag open first.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, I mean that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Let me say hi to everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So we've talked about Luna on the podcast before. She's
a little horror.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Anytime a guy comes over, she gets on the lap
immediately and doesn't talk to me anymore. No boy, snack
this is I don't know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Jason picked it out. It's in a little wrapper. Is
this a chewy thing? Or a swallow thing. I hope
it's a chewy. It's hard not. I like a lot
(01:55):
of the blue stuff that's breaking office. I don't like
anything else.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Good bad boy, it's not gone?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh uh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You swallow it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You can without choking. I can't even get it chewed?
Stuck all up in there? How yours going? I don't
like it. It's stuck everywhere? Oh, what's up? What's up?
(02:32):
There's balls in it? It was like a jellyball.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why did it come out of it?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
See it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You are? It's part of it?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
My god, I can't it's not popping.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I can swallow it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I can't. My throat won't let me do it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
They can't swallow it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, that's a good flavor. I just don't like what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Once you get it, you down enough, it tastes pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's a workout. And that ball is still not popping?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Still?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can we what is it? It's The flavor is definitely
a four. The texture is a one?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you writing it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Three?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Three? Did you give it a four? Though?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The taste is really good?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's not having all the issues I am.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm not gonna pronounce the well, it's not something they
normally eat. I mean I kind of liked it.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I'm not pronouncing that the brand name, I'm going to
mess it up. But it is a gummy and soft candy.
Ramon Soda Flavor one is a fizzy tablet inside.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I felt the fizzy balls might have been the Ramon
Soda gummy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh there's another ball?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What I got two balls in mine?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I think you might have got my fizzy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Because I got the fizzy immediately. It was like that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It tasted like a blue like rock candy phizzy type
thing image egg mm hmmm, very hard to chew.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I know that's pretty popular.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
What Chelsea bought?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, that was rough, right, I guess a beverage.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He's such a good girl, trying to throw my stuff away.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
He's out of control.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Why do you? Why do I have one and you don't?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I used mine? How's that smell?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Marshmallowy, marshmallowy?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, it smells like marshmallow. Yeah, this is definitely like
a cotton cane deer marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, I know what this is, and that's why it
doesn't taste good.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It tastes amazing. It's good I would drink this on
a daily basis, for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I would not drink it on a daily basis because
I think I know which one of these two.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So what do you think it is? That? And correct?
Birthday cake? Cookie, dough bites soda.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, it tasted marshmallowy, so I thought it was the
pimple one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm taking that home with me.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You can take it home unless they want to try
it first. They can it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, so rude, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Maybe if it was cold, we should have really put
these in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I say that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They've just been sitting on the counter. I don't know
what this is, but it looks good. That's not my
part of it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
There's always something inside of it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What is it? Oh, it's good, though, I meant there's
a new giddy sinner.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Or a mushie Sinner. That was good.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I liked it good.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it six? Wow, I liked it.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
He's a Hello Kitty Macha green tea marshmallows inside.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
One of y'all is gonna get that in your video though, So.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
H oh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So those were good.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Huh, Yeah, it was pretty good. I've never had a
good macha tea like an actual tea.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
We're gonna double down with another.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh boy, oh boy, I think the rest of them
are nasty.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
She has.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Something not good. Probably. Yeah, it smells awful.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
This smells like the fish stakes in that pit.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Smart it does? Do you guys smell it yet? You
can smell that odor yet here? Let me toss it
to you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And also it also kind of smells like jerk.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
E cho, No, it smells like fish.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It smells like they forgot to clean the the fish tank.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm gonna wake up, shot in my brains up?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Will this makes us poop? Are we gonna poop for this?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You just see how hard that was.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, I don't want to shoot my brains out.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's like jerky is probably good.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I mean, I I spells, I go with the big piece.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What is it? You gotta tell me first and then
I'll eat the rest.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
It's the type of jerky.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Actually, yeah, it's type of jer I'm not I'm scared now,
I'm not. You're saying type of jernky.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I mean, I can't tell you. You eat and't rate it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You're gonna love it?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Four four three three two what really, Yeah, swallow it.
I have. I've swallowed every Did.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You did you feel the little burn?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You didn't get the spice a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I spit mine out.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Okay, So what do you ate it?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I wish I could rate it at zero. It was
fucking horrible. I hated it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So it's a hot, prepared, shredded squid.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Jerky, my ass, it's not jerky.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I feel like I just licked the inside of a
fucking fish tank that hasn't been cleaned for ten years.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
My mouth feels disgusting. Oh my god, Luna's trying to
eat it. No, I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Because it's hot.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Because it's hot, not hot.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It'll make her. It'll make her have diarrhea. I'm not
cleaning that up tonight, buddy. If it was a regular squid,
I might think about it. She's like, where's mine?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But bus, that was nasty. I hated that. That was horrible.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
You need to drink it, rints it down.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're pouring it, so sure, Okay, that's probably gonna be
nasty too. Hm because he's making a face. Oh no, really,
this kid? What that's good? Like? This kid? I thought?
I thought, actually, it would be mean to me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
What's it tastes like?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm already bourbon?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, I know it tastes I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Drywall.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like my tongue feels weird after that squid.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Holly, how would read it, I'd say four four.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, don't put that in my head.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Two.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I just don't like pop so Orca beverage Company. Again,
we've had some of those already. Doctor jackals pepper elixir.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What I thought it was just like hot because it
was like room temperature.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's like a doctor pepper.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
A very uncarbonated doctor pepper.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
It smelled like doctor pepper. Yeah, that's why I said
it smelled good.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You can't hide the great flavor.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I think they hit it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I think they.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Bikes look like a little French fries.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Good.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I like a nice crunchy snack.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I thought you want to spit it out as No.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, I'm trying to figure out what these smell like like.
They smell like straws.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, smell like ketchup.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Or like a vinegar ketchup and vinegar. A little bit.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Kod mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
He's like ketchup or.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Ketchup and vinegar maybe mm hmm salty too.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I like them, but like it's not good because oh
well I just hate them. Like them, but it's not good,
like it just has like not enough like flavor, flavor,
like it tastes.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Like how do you break those three?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Four? What are you?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Four walkers? French Fries, Worcester.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sauce Worcester or worse sister w O R C E
s T E R work history. So I'm pretty sure
I got it right, probably, but I pronounce everything wrong
on the show.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Everybody knows that. Literally, that's how spelled.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Was there supposed to be another snack because there's one
in the bag but not in the cuffs.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There should be four snacks.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I mean you have three four, there's fifth, Okay, there's
an extra in the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I guess maybe it was an oopsy Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So the last drink.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
As well, Oh we have another drink.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I guess that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I said, we haven't nothing drink, you have another drink.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That's when I had to go to the bathroom and
get bro this motherfucker blue.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I can see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Who the blue got electrolytes on you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's green. Oh, it's green, he said blue.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It looked blue off of the reflect I've had this before.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I know, I have you you've done how many episodes before?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
M hm mm hmm ud mmmm. That's good. Yeah, I know,
but mm hmmm, I like that one. I'll give that
one a six.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm trying to figure out like what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think you've had its brother before from the same
like line of drinks.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You know, there's like little like plastic bottles and they
have like the juice instead of.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
A little Huggies the hugs with the can.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I keep explaining, I'm going to try and get us
off of off of this. It's like really small and
like you, it has like a plastic cap over it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Keep explaining.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It has like a like a plastic cap over it,
and I don't know it takes he through. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
But where do you buy him?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Is it not a gas just like I used to
get like one of.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
These little pop top squirt in your mouth? Yes, I
know what you're talking about. I can't think of the name.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Thanks brand.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't think it's cool.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's not cool aid, but what to drink?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, he tried to explain when you cut him off.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You hear.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Wait what juice?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Bug juice? Is it the bug.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Juices the bog? There we go, Yeah, that's what it tastes.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Like it does.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Five six, it's actually the Warheads.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hell hell yeah, Hey, Bubby, Bubby, say hi to everybody
on the camera.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Ah cu face.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Would have loved this.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh I forgot the last thing.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's my brain intermission.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, do you need to be okay? But what's going on?
Did you want to come up here? Hey? Come, come,
come you Patreon?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
The audio goes on the main feed though, and then
the video goes on Patreon. Did you forget you wanted
to come all the way up? Maggie is fat and
can't jumps.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Come do you need help?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Okay, Maggie's a little and tries to make jobs that
she physically cannot.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Maggie's a big back bitch. That's right. Yeah, why like.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Big buddy bro if I could in another stay.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh sorry, Jason made this thing up where at the
end of each episode we have to read a fortune
quickie because sometimes they're hilarious and sometimes they're just dumb.
You just broke it, like Jake, what like crushed it
in your hand instead of.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Time makes one wise ask advice from someone older than you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Everybody, Yeah, don't worry about the stock market.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Your investment is good. How fucking weird. We were literally
just talking about that right before this episode.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, guys, I don't need to sign up for ropers.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Were good.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, well, Ollie, what are you going for us Halloween?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What are you going as for Halloween? I have not
drank yet?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, so like right, sorry, so Coroline and like they're
like boyfriend or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, and that's what I me and my girlfriend are
going as cute. Oh sorry, on watch the damn.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Movie every day Mac does.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
She watches it while she eats her lunchibles.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lunchables are good.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
They're they're really good. Okay, well belleween bye bye no, no,
m hm, she got to close up on that one.
That's awesome. She's like
Welcome back to Nature Versus Narcicism.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is part of.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Our Patreon series The Thirteen Days of Halloween. Today I
have Ali back with me again. Also have all three dogs.
You'll hear them. Jason's behind the camera, and then we
also have Mac and Caleb on the couch. Allie, you
remember what to do here. We're gonna try foods, drinks.
You're gonna rate it one to six the ratings for
(00:44):
those who haven't watched yet. Number one is a Mary
Jane peanut butter kiss those nasty little black and orange
wrapped Mac likes them, apparently they're nasty. Number two is Smarties,
three Skittles, four caramel Apple lollipops, five eminem and six
Reese's pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
All Right, you ready, all right, let's.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Go let him get the bag open first.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, I mean that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Let me say hi to everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So we've talked about Luna on the podcast before. She's
a little horror.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Anytime a guy comes over, she gets on the lap
immediately and doesn't talk to me anymore. No boy, snack
this is I don't know what this is.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Jason picked it out. It's in a little wrapper. Is
this a chewy thing? Or a swallow thing. I hope
it's a chewy. It's hard not. I like a lot
(01:55):
of the blue stuff that's breaking office. I don't like
anything else.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Good bad boy, it's not gone?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh uh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
You swallow it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You can without choking. I can't even get it chewed?
Stuck all up in there? How yours going? I don't
like it. It's stuck everywhere? Oh, what's up? What's up?
(02:32):
There's balls in it? It was like a jellyball.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why did it come out of it?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
See it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You are? It's part of it?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
My god, I can't it's not popping.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I can swallow it. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I can't. My throat won't let me do it.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
They can't swallow it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, that's a good flavor. I just don't like what's happening.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Once you get it, you down enough, it tastes pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's a workout. And that ball is still not popping?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Still?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can we what is it? It's The flavor is definitely
a four. The texture is a one?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Are you writing it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Three?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Three? Did you give it a four? Though?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The taste is really good?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's not having all the issues I am.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm not gonna pronounce the well, it's not something they
normally eat. I mean I kind of liked it.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I'm not pronouncing that the brand name, I'm going to
mess it up. But it is a gummy and soft candy.
Ramon Soda Flavor one is a fizzy tablet inside.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I felt the fizzy balls might have been the Ramon
Soda gummy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh there's another ball?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What I got two balls in mine?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I think you might have got my fizzy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Because I got the fizzy immediately. It was like that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It tasted like a blue like rock candy phizzy type
thing image egg mm hmmm, very hard to chew.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I know that's pretty popular.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
What Chelsea bought?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, that was rough, right, I guess a beverage.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He's such a good girl, trying to throw my stuff away.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
He's out of control.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Why do you? Why do I have one and you don't?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I used mine? How's that smell?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Fine?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Marshmallowy, marshmallowy?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, it smells like marshmallow. Yeah, this is definitely like
a cotton cane deer marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, I know what this is, and that's why it
doesn't taste good.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
It tastes amazing. It's good I would drink this on
a daily basis, for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I would not drink it on a daily basis because
I think I know which one of these two.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So what do you think it is? That? And correct?
Birthday cake? Cookie, dough bites soda.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, it tasted marshmallowy, so I thought it was the
pimple one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm taking that home with me.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You can take it home unless they want to try
it first. They can it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, so rude, just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Maybe if it was cold, we should have really put
these in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I say that you didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They've just been sitting on the counter. I don't know
what this is, but it looks good. That's not my
part of it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
There's always something inside of it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What is it? Oh, it's good, though, I meant there's
a new giddy sinner.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Or a mushie Sinner. That was good.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I liked it good.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, it six? Wow, I liked it.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
He's a Hello Kitty Macha green tea marshmallows inside.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
One of y'all is gonna get that in your video though, So.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
H oh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So those were good.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Huh, Yeah, it was pretty good. I've never had a
good macha tea like an actual tea.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
We're gonna double down with another.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh boy, oh boy, I think the rest of them
are nasty.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
She has.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Something not good. Probably. Yeah, it smells awful.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
This smells like the fish stakes in that pit.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Smart it does? Do you guys smell it yet? You
can smell that odor yet here? Let me toss it
to you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And also it also kind of smells like jerk.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
E cho, No, it smells like fish.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It smells like they forgot to clean the the fish tank.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm gonna wake up, shot in my brains up?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Will this makes us poop? Are we gonna poop for this?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You just see how hard that was.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, I don't want to shoot my brains out.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's like jerky is probably good.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I mean, I I spells, I go with the big piece.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
What is it? You gotta tell me first and then
I'll eat the rest.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
It's the type of jerky.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Actually, yeah, it's type of jer I'm not I'm scared now,
I'm not. You're saying type of jernky.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I mean, I can't tell you. You eat and't rate it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You're gonna love it?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Four four three three two what really, Yeah, swallow it.
I have. I've swallowed every Did.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You did you feel the little burn?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You didn't get the spice a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I spit mine out.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Okay, So what do you ate it?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I wish I could rate it at zero. It was
fucking horrible. I hated it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So it's a hot, prepared, shredded squid.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Jerky, my ass, it's not jerky.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I feel like I just licked the inside of a
fucking fish tank that hasn't been cleaned for ten years.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
My mouth feels disgusting. Oh my god, Luna's trying to
eat it. No, I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Because it's hot.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Because it's hot, not hot.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It'll make her. It'll make her have diarrhea. I'm not
cleaning that up tonight, buddy. If it was a regular squid,
I might think about it. She's like, where's mine?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
But bus, that was nasty. I hated that. That was horrible.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
You need to drink it, rints it down.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're pouring it, so sure, Okay, that's probably gonna be
nasty too. Hm because he's making a face. Oh no, really,
this kid? What that's good? Like? This kid? I thought?
I thought, actually, it would be mean to me.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
What's it tastes like?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm already bourbon?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, I know it tastes I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Drywall.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Like my tongue feels weird after that squid.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Holly, how would read it, I'd say four four.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, don't put that in my head.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Two.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I just don't like pop so Orca beverage Company. Again,
we've had some of those already. Doctor jackals pepper elixir.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
What I thought it was just like hot because it
was like room temperature.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's like a doctor pepper.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
A very uncarbonated doctor pepper.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
It smelled like doctor pepper. Yeah, that's why I said
it smelled good.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You can't hide the great flavor.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I think they hit it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I think they.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
All right.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Bikes look like a little French fries.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Good.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I like a nice crunchy snack.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I thought you want to spit it out as No.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
No, I'm trying to figure out what these smell like like.
They smell like straws.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, smell like ketchup.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Or like a vinegar ketchup and vinegar. A little bit.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Kod mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
He's like ketchup or.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Ketchup and vinegar maybe mm hmm salty too.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I like them, but like it's not good because oh
well I just hate them. Like them, but it's not good,
like it just has like not enough like flavor, flavor,
like it tastes.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Like how do you break those three?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Four? What are you?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Four walkers? French Fries, Worcester.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Sauce Worcester or worse sister w O R C E
s T E R work history. So I'm pretty sure
I got it right, probably, but I pronounce everything wrong
on the show.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Everybody knows that. Literally, that's how spelled.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Was there supposed to be another snack because there's one
in the bag but not in the cuffs.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There should be four snacks.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I mean you have three four, there's fifth, Okay, there's
an extra in the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I guess maybe it was an oopsy Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So the last drink.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
As well, Oh we have another drink.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I guess that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I said, we haven't nothing drink, you have another drink.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That's when I had to go to the bathroom and
get bro this motherfucker blue.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I can see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Who the blue got electrolytes on you.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's green. Oh, it's green, he said blue.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It looked blue off of the reflect I've had this before.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I know, I have you you've done how many episodes before?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
M hm mm hmm ud mmmm. That's good. Yeah, I know,
but mm hmmm, I like that one. I'll give that
one a six.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I'm trying to figure out like what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think you've had its brother before from the same
like line of drinks.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You know, there's like little like plastic bottles and they
have like the juice instead of.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
A little Huggies the hugs with the can.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I keep explaining, I'm going to try and get us
off of off of this. It's like really small and
like you, it has like a plastic cap over it.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Keep explaining.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
It has like a like a plastic cap over it,
and I don't know it takes he through. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
But where do you buy him?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Is it not a gas just like I used to
get like one of.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
These little pop top squirt in your mouth? Yes, I
know what you're talking about. I can't think of the name.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Thanks brand.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I don't think it's cool.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's not cool aid, but what to drink?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, he tried to explain when you cut him off.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You hear.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Wait what juice?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Bug juice? Is it the bug.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Juices the bog? There we go, Yeah, that's what it tastes.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Like it does.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Five six, it's actually the Warheads.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Hell hell yeah, Hey, Bubby, Bubby, say hi to everybody
on the camera.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Ah cu face.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Would have loved this.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh I forgot the last thing.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's my brain intermission.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, do you need to be okay? But what's going on?
Did you want to come up here? Hey? Come, come,
come you Patreon?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
The audio goes on the main feed though, and then
the video goes on Patreon. Did you forget you wanted
to come all the way up? Maggie is fat and
can't jumps.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Come do you need help?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
Okay, Maggie's a little and tries to make jobs that
she physically cannot.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Maggie's a big back bitch. That's right. Yeah, why like.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Big buddy bro if I could in another stay.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh sorry, Jason made this thing up where at the
end of each episode we have to read a fortune
quickie because sometimes they're hilarious and sometimes they're just dumb.
You just broke it, like Jake, what like crushed it
in your hand instead of.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Time makes one wise ask advice from someone older than you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Everybody, Yeah, don't worry about the stock market.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Your investment is good. How fucking weird. We were literally
just talking about that right before this episode.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, guys, I don't need to sign up for ropers.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Were good.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, well, Ollie, what are you going for us Halloween?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What are you going as for Halloween? I have not
drank yet?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, so like right, sorry, so Coroline and like they're
like boyfriend or whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yeah, and that's what I me and my girlfriend are
going as cute. Oh sorry, on watch the damn.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Movie every day Mac does.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
She watches it while she eats her lunchibles.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lunchables are good.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
They're they're really good. Okay, well belleween bye bye no, no,
m hm, she got to close up on that one.
That's awesome. She's like
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