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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm the hell are you wim?
I'm feeling wonderful and delicious. It's week two and the
National Fixed League. You tamraan, we could use that lightning
the bells on again Speculation Sports NFL podcast. My name
is Jeff and we're live. Well, we'll recording this obviously,
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we don't live on sprink or sprack ors soccer. It's Wednesday.
It's a twenty fourth day of September twenty twenty five,
as we head toward Buttonfly Super Bowl sixty. Baby, my
beloved Cowboys get in bottles nine for seven and we
are right now at thirty two and sixteen. Not bad
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I know, my buddy's gonna call. But welcome, welcome, Welcome
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I get it. By top of all thirty two laundry
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them are talked about when they're relevant. There's a lot
of already no care gags, specially Monday night kind of
go with the fabs is. We have one Spanish conmeps
of the week and the Cocaine Sea coach will be
the first coach to be fire of the National fix
It League. But it is what it is. We always
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want to think. Without them, I have no voice, the
military man of them force. So the branches, what you
appreciate all you guys do out there with kick it
olds go for us one and two forgotten more in Vietnam.
Balls the size of the old trees, Afghanist over and
all the wars have started and I'm victims out the
men went blue, gobbloking class balls the size of old
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Marines and the Navy and the merchant on the coast
cutter ane inform. Thank you so much for this for
this country. We do nothing at all. I'm just I'm
speaking Spanish, I mean I'm German Japanese. They capitulated September second,
nineteen forty five. On the mighty mighty moment Hitler took
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his own life. We had a stamp next of the
crouching and free the Jews. Now your choices in life.
If you're well poor, you'll be poor. I don't want
to pew a poor cuss or chieving the wives, whatever else.
The Charlie Kirk thing behavior. Didn't like the guy, but
no one deserves to be taken out like that. But
we're in a you know, you know, I don't want
the hunch, but I'm not afraid to speak out. But
I'm not going to say. He'd be all political. You
know I don't. It's whatever I vote anyways, I'd go
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to work every day. But good choices is used to
put a condom on birth control pills, please prevent AIDS
or HERB. He's gonna be in the peach. Only two
men have been sex I get you can't watch two women.
That's not very Christian me doing. You can't stay staple
a man to offense because he's a gay man. I
don't care. I have some gay friends. Could care. Let
me agree with their sex life, but I agree with
their friendships. I had some people die of cancer. We're
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very good friends of mine that we're gay. I loved
the day they tide and they're good People's make good
choices in your life and be good places. Don't as
choice and mistake. Okay, you choose to come here, listen
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shower pen State. I would never shower in the shower,
Penn State. Okay. No, So burning captures the ground and
play where the criminals at and all that behavior. You
see something, say something in the Catholic community or boy
scouts wherever child is see I'll need don't stand on
a locker and tell two people pee stood four, Penn State.
We can't pay for the university. Okay. It's always fun
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all and Uh, we appreciate everybody that comes into the show.
They really really do. There's what you can listen to.
Let's look at both jebbarts one study Bastard mean they
lost bastards. The cowboys started in fourteen's got smoked by
shot bitches. They give it up on by the Piranham.
He hasn't been since anyways. Anyways, Milton came in Monopoly
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top it when he was one. I and t Proana
had two to one TD, Caleb had four, went to
burning one, eyes in one and Kevin one. They pushed
it on a little bit, but it was some good
games there, especially the old chicken one was born. You
say nineteen, I see that tired Santa Claus is bumping
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mister Kelsey home slice one TD, Helen got one so
two six one of the Thompson and Russell. Who I
think they're gonna stup a the bench. You're gonna bring
in Bull's eye, stupid bringing dregs, domb to iron, T's
scataboo scatter brain one TD. But China giants, I was it, so,
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I guess they're gonna sit down spaking the foods too.
Don't bring him in. That was wrong with you people?
What is wrong with you people? It's dumb, dumb, dumb.
Mm hmm let me see here now. Boom boo boom
boom boom boom boo boom boom boom and um man
since no, no, no, no, no, that's the week. That's
I don't want to see that hanging on a second.
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Oh dang, I just hate you when I get all confused,
many bastards. We go look at the Baltimore Drey Rice
losing too. Uh. The goddamn MotorCity kiddies bom uh thirty
eight thirty Uh that would be a cooby the kidy
thirty eight thirty. Campbell Soup said, listen, we're on the
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front porch. Bitch oh Garfield. He was one td Montgomery
and give both give him six twice and then went
to uh Brown. Lamar Derek Henry losing fumbles was going on.
He's just don't run him on, sweep, brun him north
and south. I think we need to do that sweep.
He's trying to get the football. He's subconscious, like Super
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Bowl fifty nine is is. I think it's the ghost
of fifty nine with the chicklets. Lamar three tds too
to Andrews that he loves him and Rach and Barma.
But yeah, way to go mor City kiddies on the road.
Just just it was a business trip, you know, just
like what the y'all. I see some news here. I see, uh,
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what's his name? Is the a c L for the season? Boa?
What the hell his name? And but he's out with
the fortune cookies his right knee and Joey Bosa he's
out for the season and are gonna pile up what
happens next failing up? But that's just stupid for bullseye dumb.
Just bring in the food Steel. I still can't remember
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Mary Mary what's his name? Plays for the place for
the Vegas I can't can't raiders what his name is?
But they send the message out to Chris ronson the message.
But uh, yeah, injuries are gonna happen in the National
Fixed League. It's but Daniels limited practice because status chairman
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will be played Friday. But yeah, the Washington Comedies got
her done. But it's just I think I think dark
uh egghead is just nervous that they just And also
Michael Pinatt Peanuckle is our guys, his falcons rimen o,
the fakers and Amed kirk Cousins questions and we hope,
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so we hope. So bitches Drew Bies can't send up
to the Eagles because they have the most boring offense. Well,
got the super Bowl? What are you talking about? You
don't like it? Don't watch it? Okay, don't hate watch
you be och. It's the dumbest thing I think I
ever heard me in my entire life. So what it's
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boring the way she goes the idiots. I don't like it.
It's too damn bad. So there's one blonde here always
talking about pet Peeves and now that such behavior and
all that's not going on. So you know a second,
all right, go put it over there? All right? Perfect?
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Alrighty then, but he is supposed to call into the
show and save a troll anyways, But we'll give me
a moment here. I'll try to hold Ted before and
see if he was available to come into the show
and save. So let's see if Ted will call the show,
call the show, see if you can come into the show.
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Ted the talking head, Ted the good old Blindies plays
arrising a check that just really pisses me off, stealing
her content. Let's see if Ted the talking head is
in the building. Okay, let's see Ted week four. Let's
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see if he's available. Nope, No, Ted, they're talking head.
Once when I get lucky and he might. But Mariota.
I'm trying to what was his nickname? Right? Did he
call him? He plays? I think he plays for Mariota.
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I think he plays for Vegas. No does he? Or
does he not? Or does he played for Washington Comedies.
I can't remember what he plays for. Let's see if
it's uh Vegas or if it's a Mariota or if
it's g I don't think so, I don't know, you see,
unless it's Washington Comedies, might be Washing Comedy. I think
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he I think he came into Washing Comedy. So roster,
let's see, yeah, pickt fan. So he plays, he plays
for the comedist. That's what he plays for. I know
it's the comedies. But he stepped in for Jack Daniels
in the week four. Let's see it is because he'd
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he stepped in and did a good job. So we'll
see that happens with the Washington Comedies this year. You
go to Land a faker country, the only figure about one.
So let's go look, let's go Luke and see what
he's doing these days. So I feel good. It's up
to the Dodgers. That says, okay, it's the roch roster.
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Let's see, all right, Uh yet, Marcus Mariota, he plays
for the Washington Commis. He's a white or so six
foot four. And then the other guy is Jack Josh Johnson.
He's eleven years too. He's he's a he's six foot three.
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So we'll see what Jack Jack Tannels does. Anyway, So
here we are Week four in the National Fixed League
and the first game on the list. Yes, he can't
get here in time. If he does well, we'll bring
him in and he can go over his game. So
this is you know, my glasses on so boys said.
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You know he always ask for money on YouTube. Money
from you is a shared a like in a star
or whatever. Maybe I've never asked for money of being
a podcast ever. I mean, I'm monetized on Spreaker. When
I'm monetize over in that other place, he gives me money.
But this is my hobby. This is locking the door
and talking football. You know, it's what podcast like. A podcast.
So I could do it down and noneless every other day.
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I could do it. And if I could get someone
to do Major League Baseball, I would even a pumpkin
ball one, you know, and talk about pumpkin ball. Give
my advice. I can I can lead the charge in
that because I'm pumpkin ball. It's just why I think
running ponytails is so fun. They drive the basket, you know,
they get to they get in there and use the backboard.
But she'd only be able to dunk a donkey one
point as far as I'm concerned, and only like only
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you only get like eight three eight three pointers a game,
you know, getting the paint backboards two points, whatever it
may be. You know, we can get in the paint
and use the backboard. You know, that's what I would do,
But who am I so Anyways, for the Olympia Beer
out there, you're seaweed Inner Division game, you're both two
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and one. You go into week four in the National
Family League, it goes down a Cupcake Country. That's who
they had the big or Kurt thing everyone at the
time of their live so thirty I'm I'm gonna go.
I mean, you've got Donald Duck who should have find
a way to keep me here. But now we've got
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the Weasels in the building. They go, they they they
go overseas to doubling and play pencil to Akka the
bold faced liar or they call him Karon Rodgers. God Davin,
I was yawing. I hate that for no reason. I
am tired. But she'd be yawning self here by one.
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Well that's two now, so let's get two. But I
don't know why we're not, Probably because money's coming in
and the over under is forty four forty three and
a half. I would go forty four. I used to
do money. I used to put fake money on all
the time, and that was funny. Just add I'm not
just gonna give you a score. I don't have to
worry about really thinking about it, you know, I just
go just straight up to me, you know, whatever we
get here, and if I can keep above above brow
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above five hundred or just a time, I'm happy of
my pickings. You know, Like I said, I had for
for three weeks, I've done damn good. I mean, I
miss ESPN. They used to have you could for free.
You could pick you could. I had one you would
pick straight up, two you would do by this cover,
and then I would do one where I let the
computer pick it for me. And actually the computer was
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the same. It's been almost It was kind of fun,
but that was fun. Yes, they don't do anyone else
kind of fun. We just go to miss it like
years ago, years ago, and you would you they kind
of change. People were moving money, not gambling. So it
was fun to go down there and do I think, well,
does something else does it? But can't I bury night,
But I'm going to take the seaweed to beat them.
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Thirty eight twenty down there and good and good year
down there? Who close the NASCAR track? If you ever
go to a NASCAR show, the best one to go
is an Arizona. It's got a really nice track. It's
really a lot of fun. So I it was fun.
I went there twice my brother bitch. My mom was
a live We went I think maybe two thousand and
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eight nine, and when we were down watched the wild
one time when they were when the coyotes were there
at the old rink, beautiful ring, beautiful area complex. Reminds
me of Via we all met here in the great
city of Minnesota. I'll go thirty eight twenty seaweed on
Thursday night again. This should be us sad Thurday night
until the Bye League Bye thing kicks in. Just really
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stupid that we're doing this because it's just a short game.
I guess Pittsburgh Pansy wanted to leave early and they
wont let them. What's the big deal they want to
leave early, that's none of you goddamn business, good Old
Captain America. They want to leave early, go out to
double let them go. That's their business, you know, that's
how they want to conduct their business. Owly. That's a
big deal. You know they want to both thrive together. Well,
if they want to go, they want to go. Don't
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a big deacon drive early to like away games if
you want. But you know, again, I don't know where
the other teams played at last week. But if you're
Sunday night, if you're if you're a Zona, if you're
whatever you're if you're a Zona, you're already you're going.
You're you're leaving that son Icy to Arizona because your
Monday morning you're you wake up in the home place.
These short games just too much. What people want to
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play on that Saturday after the bye league and then
you have a whole week. That's why the Cowboys have
a day a couple of times playing on Thursdays, you
had a whole week. So a lot of guys like
that when they do play in the Thursday. If I'm
following the whole week, you come up with a Thursday game,
you have more time, but you paid the price at once.
But I just Saturday games, and I want to hear
about the prostitutes in college ball. So I got thirty
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eight to twenty dollar talk takes on the Minching Grand Traditional.
See what happens there. If it's still a state farm
or not. I don't think so. And then I ain't
gonna go with a weasel over boldfaced liar. It's kind
of a tough like pencil deck both two and one,
and the weasels in town Mickey d is on sitting
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by watching, so if he crushes them. He's a good quarterback.
He just needs time to throw it. And he's got
a good wide receivers because they got the one guy
back from suspension for being idiots, so now he's has
more weapons. So it's all about good offensive line. It
gives them time to throw the ball to Cincinnati. They
have no no offensive line that that that team is
in disgrace mode. But Minnesota and the defense is going
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to get after him. The bold face a little liar
that he is pencil dick. So it's doublin both two
and one. Give me Minnesota that it's still is at
still three points and the forty it's now forty one
went down a point. Forty one is the over under.
I will take thirty to twenty. I was looking at
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week five, Oh my god, there are some really no
care games. Oh my goodness. Week five is like, oh
my god, we don't want these have and have nots
going on here too as well. You don't want to
start up separation into like week nine or ten where
there's all of a sudden, like you know whatever, it
may be three wins. They don't want that. They want
they want power toy. So you got to watch with
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some fixes coming up here if there's a things going
on there, because I mean last year to really get
my picks, and then he got down to like week
twelve thirteen, and all of a sudden, you have maybe
maybe sixteen teams that have a chance to get in.
You want at least half, so watch over the fixing.
They all kick in. So the Washington Commies they're favored
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by two and the over under is forty four over
Atlanta twenty seventeen. The Mary I will tell us his
name again, the hell I can't where his name is again,
but Maryoda, we'll probably still see it happening with Jack Daniels.
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It's right now. It's two points in Atlanta, hot Atlanta,
twenty two seventeen, and we will see what happens here. Okay,
hopefully they can get it Washington on the road. They
are what are they? Two and one? They're one in two.
Atlanta needs this game a big way. They can't be
going down the tubes. Where are they over in the NFC?
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Sy let me see how they doing over there? Now?
They're one and two. So New Orleans Sissy's are one three,
So they can't forty one and three because Tampa is three,
you know. So they need this game in a large way.
But just the way that team's playing, pe Knuckle and
what's his name is gonna be grumpy as hell, beat
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me up, Scott, Captain Kirk, you like that? You like that?
So I'm gonna go twenty seventeen. So the Buffalo Bimbos,
there's a guaranteed drama. Let me see, sixteen points, forty
eight doesn't matter. I'm going thirty three to nothing, a
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lot of points, you know. It's just cruise on down
there to smelly City and just kick their heinees. So
mafia bestal parties like that. A lot of people call it,
they're private party. I've never been there. Hurt smells. I
love to be able to invent something to get the
smell out of the concrete. I guess it's so it'd
be kind of cool to invent something so I kind
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of chemical free, but be able to get in there
and you could spray it in there and it would
it would dissolve, but take all the you know, crap
with them. So it be kind of cool to invent
something like that, some kind of a called go away
smell or something, because it just smells. I never have
no desire. I heard it's really crime rate and the
same thing. We were in Memphis. You just didn't get
out of your car on Memphis. Too bad Memphis. They
don't really care about Elvis in Memphis either. If you
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ever go to the the Nashville what the go to
the Jack Daniels facility, then go to the Caverns in Tennessee.
The caverns are really really cool. I recommend its couple
would approved to be a great place to go, and
they like an indoor concert and I think that when
we were there they were building a a gotoor concert place.
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So it's really cool. I mean I would spend some
money on the road get in, but really cool. The
caverns were unbelievable. It was really a lot of fun.
The big room in the big Mouth, I don't think
it was the big Mouth, might have been the concert hall.
They have a small play the Stones could be so
cool to have a video in there. But Motor City
Kitties Me, Cleveland stole one hard rocking it up to
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ten points me, I don't go thirty twenty six. I
think I'm just we'll see if Cleveland it's anymore. Cities
can thirty twenty six back door cover over the forty six,
something like that back door cover Cleveland clowns will go
down or something. You know, just kissed people. I think
that guy ran that ballpack, you know for Philadelphia. Oh
my god, you know people were screaming. You know, that's hilarious, man,
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especially if you had the cover and Philly runs it back.
That was epic. The big Man number ninety runs it
back in the seabelly shove. I love DOMDA got fine
for texting on the sidelines. I don't know language of money.
That more on a idiot. You know, should know better, man,
should know better doing that stuff. Okay, that's the way
she goes. You don't do that kind of stuff. But
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sometimes somebody just don't get it. You know, you don't
do that kind of behavior. But anyways, that's what I
go through twenty six. Most of the kids, me, me, Me,
and Garfield will beat the big olf. I guess well,
I know Shutter's gonna come in somebody. I have no
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idea Cleveland Klan. I don't go at Flying Jays anyway, don't.
I don't go there. A bunch of idiots there. So
this is an interesting no care game New wand Tea Potiers,
the Tea Potiers.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
All right, man, yeah, who I did not actually relations,
but that one's wast.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
You know where it was? I? Where was I? Where?
I close this one right over there and close out
there we go? All right? So New England is favored
by six over in forty three. It's a no care game,
sixteen to six. I don't care about this game, New
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just it's it's you better win the game. Okay, you
both wanted to a f C A f C NFC
match up Carolina Parasites. Half pint uh takes on who
is it Dracula? Count Dracula is in the building, so
half pint so I like the coach. Parasites spanked a
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lot of fakers last week. But we'll see what happens
here in the the The mister happy Ending, you know,
ran out Billichiet, who's not too much with the young
Young Young the wrong lane pipe. What's his name from
Playboy did all the time? Howard Hughes. I mean, I'm
Hugh Hefner Howard Hughes. But that's where she goes. But
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I will take a no care of games fifteen and six,
the Croach by seven over New Jersey. Let me see
what is it still better be at the the Caroaches
is favored by seven in the forty four. I don't
know why they put him in there. Thirty eight to
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three in New Jersey or the Vagina Giants, it's a guaranteed.
I guess, well, I guess when I like Bullseye could
be a great quarterback, but I just think they're stupid
home Slye sat behind the last game. I just you're
gonna be top ten anyways. Just the way she is.
Just like you know, the Carolina game in New Englands
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can be whoever drafts in front of who, So this
is just about draft where they going to draft, They
go to and through the o stays and both teams
and they win. All right, City of Bothery sell the
idiots are four of the Tampa Tampa some one of
the better games of the week. We'll let me see
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where to go my sheet, but everything moves around if
she prints it out from me. Okay, both three, you know,
always gonna go favored by four and the over under
is forty four. I will take Pipsqueak over may Day,
May Day, Maydi. I've been to the Tampa Bay Tampons
facility is fun. They should have had a little longer
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to have the ship there because to get on the
ship it's just absolute biac. But I almost got in
the ship. I hesitated, but it was fun. We had fun.
Then we watched the Cowboys a couple of years ago.
Bet by Tom Browty was fun. Thirty twenty seven overtime
over Tampay Tampons. They cover about four. So that's a
game of the week. Love to go on there, guarantee
there's a lot of idiot fans to go down there.
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It's you know, it's it's in Tampa Bay and the
Bay area, and we had fun. We went on. There
was a fun stadium. It was old but fun. It
was a you know, good atmosphere. I would just uh
give myself a shuttle bus and just hang out or
just bring up and listen to it out in the
parking lot and pay. My boys said, if I was
a single man tomorrow forty, I'd build myself a a
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man keep in the base in my house with a
eighty and TV, a little hot tub that can just
kind of sit like a uch a hot tub behind
me at Tampa can sit. I'd have a pizza maker.
I'm not a drinker, but I have a refrigerator of
a bar with a fridge of beer and then you
kind of walk out of a pumpkin waller. You can
grill outside. But I would be sitting in my hot
tub watching the games, watching my Blackhawks whatever on the weekends.
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It'd be fun as hell. So you just have this
big screen TV and your buddies from behind you. You
got to put a pizza in whatever. The pizza makers
are real cheap and be fun as hell, and the
hell they're going on any season tickets or anything else.
You just have a good time. You pay for the
to see the NFL whatever, But what the hell is
going to the down to the people Stadium and you
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know Noah's Ark and Downtowneapolis, you know, or the ugly
state of the lineup. So anyways, I'll take Philly through.
So now we have the Houston Tacos. This is an
interracial Inner Division game all up?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Man, Yeah who I did not have? Let's see, I
sure relations with that will miss a winskey.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
By seven, always got to go. It's a no care game.
I think Houston will turn it around at they have
to Cam course in the building. Strutter is in the building.
Only reason about this because of gambling. They're favored by seven.
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You see what I see? I said third twenty three
to three. It's a no care game. But I think
I can see Houston the Tacos turnround. Tater Tots will
be in the top ten. Tacos win. Don't really care.
Wouldn't bet on it. Would put in a parley card
unless I was gonna do a really kind of a
low budget one, but I wouldn't do it. But you
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know whatever, gambles will do it. Who knows, maybe Tater
Tots spank if tear Tots lose in their season's ozh.
If they lose this game at home, they will be
done in toast. So twenty three to three. Uh, Los
Angeles Raccoons over the inables cracker Jacks in Las Vegas,
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I mean in La two one three zero. Obviously you
bring in Indiana Jones comes in and sees the stiff.
All they care about is dumb movies and other such behavior.
And on the beach, no one cares. Fab four fifty
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points over under. It looks like I'm taking the let
me see where it was, say, at a loss of
right here thirty one to twenty, I am taking Los
Angeles over the fifty favorite foe the Fortune Cookies, the
forty nine ers favorite by three, forty seven over the
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over the hell of Quarterback is for the Fortune Cookies
and the Jacksonville jackofs. Obviously, Fabio thirty eight to thirty
get her done over the it's a fair by three
over the over the forty seven. And then we get
into doom, doom bubble Jebberts, Ray Rice Who and the
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Buddy Whites who both teams are kind of pissed off
by three over under is forty nine one in two.
Something's got to give in the Sea of Red, Home
Sluice and the tired Santa Claus ha Bah and the Jackal.
I'll take the Jackal, but Home splice thirty one to
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twenty and they fall into oblivion and they start burning
down houses in Kansas City, Chicka Country, and then the
Green Bay Penis Backers favored by seven. Oh my god,
watching the ambassid by show Jerry Jones obituary first, just
getting embarrassed a national TV. It's so hilarious. I watched
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the the documenting him. Couldn't he couldn't meditate? Well, well,
Jimmy Johns, because you don't want admit he's right. That's why.
Good show. Oh but he's just a subs little bastard,
it's all he is. That's why it's a bit ary.
First spanking by Green to Love Child takes on. I
wonder where of the EXECA viruses where he is at
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forty five to ten of the forty eight, but Greeny
Penis Packers on the road go in kick some ass
that Sunday night. And then Monday night, we have the
nail Care New York DAN Ups of the week. This
is Candy s New York Jets chocolate chip cookie goes
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on Bay be Jesus, did they lose this game on
national TV. He's done, He's done. They're going to fire
his ass Monday morning. He bought Friday. On the twenty
ninth day, he'll be relieved of command. I think I
already get my final written warning with him, pretty boy.
So Candy ask just the new coach. They get rid
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of the o. They do. The New York DAN Ups
of the week go one and three and four and
far the coach everybody sir. So they win in grand
tradition in a boring no care game, twelve to three.
Don't care, Okay, don't care? Sentenced anata Sisters two and
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one got embarrassed and they go to Denverer Burritos. They're
favored by eight, went up a half a point eight
and then it's over. Under this forty four I will
take Denver Burritos thirty one to ten, MM thirty one
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to ten and get her done. So Denver Burritos, good
old Brown knows your takes on Nikki six, let's look
I got some real quicker m delete delete delete that.
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Mm hmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm. All right, let's look at week five.
Shall we probably head on eye here, so a little
bit on for anyways? All right, okay, Week five the
National Fixed League again. If there's ay night game, just
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make it. See now the boys kick in Week five? Okay,
Atlanta Chicago, we can Bay penis packaged in Pittsburgh Pansies.
When they come back from overseas, fortune Cookies go to Raccoons,
NFC AFC and Minnesota closed. But it's closed overseas. Better
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they could easily go back to back on the road.
They could get this done. The Tacos go into Slaughter
and go play Baltimore Chairbirds. Cocaine City with their new
coach goes to Carolina Parasites. Denver Burritos go to the
City of Butherly Shell of Anamalson Savage. Should be a
pretty good game, my beloved Cowboys. After being hammered, we'll
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see what happened with the Candy s Junior Jets, whether
my lovely secondary Canty s Jets. And then the Vagina Giants,
their little sister of the poor, goes to Smelly City,
it's a born ass game, especially both booze uh Las
Vegas miners are Nevada Miners are playing Indianapolis. Tampa Tampons
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go to Emerald City, Seaweed Uh, Tennessee Tater Tots oh
one three at the right at this bone goes to
Cupcake Country, Washington Commedy. Washington goes to Cockroaches, Mo City
Kitties go to Cincinnati Sisters uh, and then New England
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on Sunday. Let me see to Sunday one Sunday, one Monday.
The first one is uh. New England goes to Buffalo, okay,
and then well, yeah, Detroit's Detroit's is in. I said,
Detroit in Cincinnati, k c is in Jacksonville Country. You
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guys lose that game. You're f't okay olious to it.
But anyways, well he didn't call. That's where she goes
sometimes just to want to do you give you a
quick show. That's where she goes. Can you get any
come on? It's kind ofnice to have to go back
and forth, but you know, if he's probably got things
you got to do, and it's you can't always You
(38:44):
like to get him come on, but you just can't
always can't do it and it sucks. But it's the
way she goes. So I don't know where she goes.
You have you come on, it's always it's well, you know,
always funny. I have something come on. But what are
you gonna do? Right? I mean, oh, Ryan, I just
I can't believe it. There's no one coming on my show.
What the hell is going on with you? But it
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is what it is. But well, we only hope people
that I owing three. You guys don't want to give
up hope on all this behavior. You know it's going
on with these this behavior going on, so you know,
it's no fun when your team is losing. I've been
through this with the Dallas Cowboys for many, many, many
many years. I'm going through this behavior NonStop. Skulldugg ory
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this stuff. So that's the way she goes. But you know,
it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
But all right, man, yeah who? I did not have
sexual relations with that woe Missawinsky?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Yeah who? But any who's in any house. We hope
all is well out there. Enjoy Week four in the
National't Fix It League. We appreciate you guys very very much.
And the men and women of the Armed Forces, we
can't thank you guys enough for all you guys do
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out there. All your service is fine, fine country. We
appreciate it. You guys from those beaches be story before
the Air Force, the Army and the Marines and the Navy,
the merchanise, colature and uniforms of much I had one
and two forgotten in Vietnam war and Afghanistan, plenty of
wars out there, desert storm outate for freedom everything out there.
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Men we in blue like cop call crackhead god buss
working class. You don't need to see blood for love.
But it's the air Force, the Army and the Marines,
the Navy and the merchs coulture in front of the
office of this country. You guys who us have brought
whatever you're listening to me you're serving or your families away.
Bring my baby home, you know MS come home soon.
Appreciate Welcome home by myself, all the of all the
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branches of all the wars coming home back to this great,
great country. I appreciate very very much. Ken has enough
and you are your choices in life make good choices
would be a good place. Bad choices don't call from Jim.
And they always told me. You know you run with
poor people, druggies that exculda be you could be a
druggie and be poor. Make good choices. Okay, that's all
we're asking, all right, and U you know, save sex,
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throw pil trick cherry pets. You wouldn't want to shower
on the shower pens stay to get it. I wouldn't either, Okay, coroles, Okay,
not not cool. I don't want to show on the shower.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You can't see the man in the fence like two
men having sex, but watch two women. Not very Christian
thing to be doing. Okay, and also good choice. Call someomers.
Don't drink and dry okay, call some meers and have
myself here an NFL podcast. Enjoy week four and then
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national fallon league. I'll see everybody all later. Bitch please,
and I mean bitch please,