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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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no topic that they won't.
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Go They tell the truth. Lace wood appends. If your
dreams or the thought, then it's something they can melt.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Make you laugh, make you cry. Have you looking at
your friends like, tell me why?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
How could he?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What did she? Did? They say that? MG? I can't
replease play that back? Put the kids to bad.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Because it might gift ron you didn't like to welcome
y'all to our private part.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think it's safe to say these amigo type asquitos
got them yelling.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm god I told the world they'd have messed up.
Now we'd have took the catfaff ain't an hold them down?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Sit back, relex its time I start the show. There's
no topic that damn wan't there to go back? Relaxus.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Time I start this show time.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That means it's time show time. It's the place to beat.
Show Time. It's the place to be, Eddie p. Show
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place to beat a C. Show Time. It's the place
to be. Show time. It's the place to beat.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All three show time the place to be.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yea ye be who we got that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
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So a c was supposed to come on the show
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is a true or not.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You smacked the ship out of hill and he was like,
but I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You like, no, no, no, wor's his baby, and then
gave him that look.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Shout out the air. Uh, this is your first time
tune in. Go ahead, hit that like subscribe button so
you always in the know when we go. And if
it sounds a little different, it's because we having a
fireside chat.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, sir, it's been it's been. It's it's been a
bit a.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Minute since we had a fireside chat. And I felt
like we needed to switch it up a little bit.
The whether it's nice, don't don't need my hoodie? Yes, yes, sir,
I was gonna light up the firefire, but I don't
want to smell like smoke exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I was like, hey, we got the little gas
grill going.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I didn't know I had these lights back here, so
I was like, well, ship, let me go nigga rig
that ship up real quick.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Looks good. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, because I straight. I mean that there's a
little light right there that lights up, so you would
have seen.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But yet a little nigga rig and everything. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Because now that it's fall, I plan to start working
on each section of this and start rebuilding this fence
because it's it's about time. I've been trying to hold
off as long as product, so I'm just gonna do sections.
So I start off this section and just keep working
my way down because it's a lot of fucking eight ft.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
You got the privacy fences.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What I like about it? Yeah, I'm just hoping that
possible don't come back.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
If it comes, it comes, and we got a beaver moon.
Since you talked about possum, it made me think about
the beaver moon, which.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I don't it's like supposedly bigger now. This morning, when
I was going to work, that ship looked like That's
when it was. It was like a damn planet, like,
sh it was fucking huge.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's when it officially started.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, because I was driving where I said, oh,
that was biggest fun. But today, man, we got would
you go through the door inspired by one of our shows, Peacemaker.
Uh would the world be better if we could all
read minds? We gotta do ugly people know they're ugly
(03:58):
or do they think the world is hating? And uh,
what's the real price of being your authentic self? We
got some emails. I was gonna warn y'all now. One
of them emails, I almost teared up on it. I said, oh,
oh that's a good email. Yeah, I always I don't
got meet it because the nigga reminded me of me,
So I was like, I felt that ship. But before
(04:20):
we get to any of that, y'all know what time
it is, So let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And now it's time.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
For this message is brought to you by.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Over as always big us to loose is over there
for Main and Broad Halloween.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Halloween. That would boy.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Boy yo, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Y'all know I don't drink, but your boy, your boy
had had the taste of a non alcoholic beer disgusting.
But I had I had something to I would be
up in the spirits.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
He caught you last second, man, that ship was lied.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
And I heard the New Orleans location shout out to
the news location in New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
About the beads going on in there, yes, man, man,
So shout out to everybody if you was out there
for Lucia off a Main and Bride at Looses.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
First thing we're not gonna talk about.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Democrats won a large majority of seats back in the
local primaries. That sound like a damn horror movie or
some ship. I don't even know where that's coming from.
I don't ever hear that somebody hitting something.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, the Dems winning across the United States.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It was it wasn't just in the areas they normally win.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It was all across and.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Like you know, I don't know if y'all saw the
poles for hours, like I was just propositions, Yeah, but
all of them got approved like one through eighteen, which
is I mean, there's some that were I saw, you know,
as far as like not getting taxed from like a
person that passes away that stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
So that was cool, but then there's the other one
that was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And people just I will say this and this I
understand why because I was gonna put this in text,
I say in our group text, I understand why AC
don't vote.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
It's because they don't put.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It in layman terms, and don't you gotta know, like
you gotta like, I know, we're all educating everything.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But even when you read it, I was really like
three four times like wait what?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And I couldn't put my phone out, like I wanted
to know what the fuck does this mean? So I'm
reading it, I'm like okay.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Then it collickted it was like it's a certain word
of like okay, okay, I got it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You know what these politicians are doing as far as
trying to make sure that people that are uneducated, you know,
when they're voters, just can listen.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
To the right, right side or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
So yeah, yep, nothing. We're not gonna talk about the US. Well,
I don't know if it's it's still shut down right.
I wrote this in the morning, shut down breaking a
record set by Steven's favorite president, the current president.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Nothing, We're not gonna talk about our cowboys got Quinn Williams,
which doesn't do ship for us this year, but but
I do like him as a player.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He just it's too late. Yeah, it's way too late,
and we need DB's that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Goddamn, it's not it's not because we defense can't stop nothing.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
No, so y'all knew. I'll tell y'all went to the game.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, So I'm there watching and it's like, how many
times do you are they gonna be opening the flat
and take off before y'all decide let's change this up.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
It's so many different.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
So are we taking? Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I know Marvin Harrison was eating and I put I
put out a Facebook post saying, hey, take the over
on Jacoby.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Jacoby said, cause I knew that Nigga was about to
go off.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Got juked on like it was a simple slam man, Like, Nigga,
what did you ten yards from the end zone?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Just what are you doing? Something crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tom Brady's dog is a clone of his dog that
died two years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah so you hear about that?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, yo still cloned his dog.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, so did it come out as a puppy, Yeah,
it came out as a puppy.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And then he just has his dog again because he
because he the company that he used he's a part
owner in or an investor in.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, and I saw that. But I wonder if has
memories and like that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
That would be so dope if you had to start
over and this motherfucker's partty train like everything.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, it had its memories from its previous. Yeah, that's wild.
Like you know, I would call myself a few times,
would be like Roger once I hit my side, start over,
start over three years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
And the last thing we're not gonna talk about.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Seven people were killed when a UPS plane exploded on
takeoff and we're praying for those people's families.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Because boy, that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
You think getting on a plane is safe and.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Really ain't really ain't flowing over a year.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
So.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You know, I think I've probably had it's probably be
about five or six times, like well, and the crazy thing,
I don't ever panic. I was like, well, I guess
it's my time, like because it's like there ain't nothing
else I could do, but the plane will start moving
or it'll turn a certain way, and I'll be like
it's probably it.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, I said, I'm trying to be like invincible or.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
What was that movie?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Bruce Willson, was it invincible, no, unbreakable, trying to be
like unbreakable, And in my mind, I'm like, I'll be
that one nigga that survived. But I know good and
well it's gonna be blunt trauma foors and I'm out
of there.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah yeah, so ye, But let's get into it, y'all.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
When it comes to mysterious interdimensional doors, the line between
curiosity temptation is straight up danger gets real blurry once
you realize paradise and nightmare might be paradise or a
nightmare could be on the other side of that same doorway.
If you stumbled on an inter interdimensional door, what would
be the bare minimum information you need before stepping through?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Before we answer that this is the inspiration from this,
I turned off.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, I did not know the dude saying I didn't
know that was a female.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I mean I thought it was a female to the end.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I thought it was a chick the whole it's the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, yep, I was hold up.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I looked him up. That's a dude, even the name.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
When I saw the name, I was like, Okay, this
is a girl's group and I'll check it out later
to that I said, Oh, oh man, I hope that
this is. Yes, every time I think I'm done with
it and ship will come back to answer your question.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The bare minimum, I mean, I guess you know, because
it's kind of from the inspiration. I guess we're kind
of knew or whatever. So my mindset went immediately to
the show, and so I started thinking.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Was like what he what was he thinking? But he
knew of it because of his.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Dad, So so yes, that inspired it. But I also
was thinking about when they were just going through each
individual door, not knowing where to go, and so that's
where I'm kind of going with this, like you don't
you don't know what the hell is going.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Because they you don't know what about everybody in the squad.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, so we're looking at a door and we're like, okay,
maybe maybe we should go in, and maybe we shouldn't like.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
To talk about the bare minimum? What we need to know?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yes, okay I need to know? Or do you even
need a bare minimum? Or just going blind?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, there's gonna be all kinds of spoilers because that
show has been off for what.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Y'all got, Yeah, spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
That just ended a couple of months ago.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, okay, well spoiler alert. As I've seen peace Maker,
you've been worn. So I would need to know this planet,
this door, this realm, whatever, is it like dominated a
boy humanoids or is it dominated by like yeah, a
bunch of shit we at the bottom of the food chain,
the middle or like we cond of at the time.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I need to know that that way I can.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Possibly fit in and activate to it. But if it's
like just a void space or something.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like the one with the skeletons, I feel.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Like skeleton spiders.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, like nah, I feel like that was the home
on dark Side for real.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I think it was. That was apocalypse. Yeah, there we go, apocalypse,
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I mean I need to know if it's going to
be is it an alternative universe of ours? Like like
y'all was just saying, like is it humanoids, is like
insects it's living? Or is it some little aliens?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
You know? Are we considered peaceful people there?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Like beause as soon as I enter in, I get
to tack about these little negglets and they over here
trying to you know, jump into my eyes, jump into
my you.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Know, helmet and all that. You know, do I need
to defend myself?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
One I need to know can I breathe on this planet?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
And if there is hostile people behind this door, is
it like are we evenly matched?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Am I like stronger than them?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
But I can find because I even think about like that,
the little demonic world with a little beanie baby fucking things? Yeah,
but there's so many and so like if I'm coming
in there knowing that and knowing that I could take
over my coming in with a flamethrower and launching that,
but then the niggas was smart enough to cut the
damn rope. So I'm like, yeah, straight up, what about
(14:52):
the temptation of a perfect life?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
See?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Because it's because because we you know, we have our
lives here. But when we think about Chris Peacemaker for
those y'all who don't know Dame Chris, the reason why
he was so lured to that place and it was
one his family, but then the fact that he overlooked
everything because he was so focused on this perfect light
(15:17):
that he overlooked the most majoris thing. Especially Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like when you haven't watched it, when you see how
the did you miss that? But you know what, I
missed that ship too because I wouldn't either. But for
him in the world, how did you miss this?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Like you're on the desk, it's on the wall, like
it's literally in your face.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, because I mean they didn't show that to us.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
But I didn't notice it until hardcourse.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yes, yeah, yeah, And I was like, you're fucking right.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
One of them side.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I do want to say, I'm so glad that they
made that little joke about this hard court not hardcore.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
God showed it hard core all the time.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yes, No, I mean I'm the same way because again
I didn't catch it, you know, that little thing that
they were saying, and because I was like I was
blinded by the brother.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So I was like, oh, ship, Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Perfect world for your world.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
You have to grow up with him, like you just
got to figure out how to make it.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Seem because because even with you, like your pops is
on the other side, exactly like your pops on your.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Side, where my pops is alive, that my son wasn't
still born and all this other ship, I'd be like, man,
it's gonna be hard for me to come back to
this ship. Especially if like a lot of stuff is
still similar to.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
How it is now.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
But I still got y'all.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Yeah, like I still got my boys, My Pops is alive,
my boys alive, I still got my daughter. I'll be like,
I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm
gonna come.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Back, and I'm looked at as a hero. I'm looked
at as something just greater than what I am. Yes,
because there were so many things that.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
See if I went there and it was like that
for like how it was for Chris, but it's like
that for us, I wouldn't feel too.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Not at all.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
That's a good world. I mean, you know what, we
probably won't have our kids.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
I mean you know, but I mean you know how
drop drop.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Right on that, you're right, yeah, Because I was trying
to think about it, like what I like with the
promise of these sort of things compared to this, like
because at the end of the day, as we said,
like the grass ain't always greener, and and going into
some sort of door like that, you know that you're
gonna miss something like now you can't have everything, and
(17:32):
so I think that would be something on the back
of my mind, like as I'm going through. I'm looking
like what all is missing? And it is it enough
to where I'd be like, yeah, and that's I mean
because I feel like because like when Chris is life
his best.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Friend, I cannot remember her name.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, that's that's his best friend, to where that's something
else taken away from him. So it makes me want
They're like, what would be taken away from us? You know,
that's that's dear to us?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I mean, I don't have a man. I do that
white that's friends, but not that you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Like, so you you get everything, but you lose your
pinky on each hand.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Let's go, I would be a cartoon character.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Listen for the most part, I don't need I ain't
got to use all five fingers at all time.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I still still got a grip my meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'm good. I don't get pinky.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I think you need the pinky.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I can grab this, you grab a cup, I use
a fork. It wouldn't it wouldn't you probably.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Feel like what they called a stranger. The thing is
like in that let's.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Say it is almost the world almost identical to yours.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Thing is you have, Let's say it's your doppel ganger
still there.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And that's the thing you have to worry about too.
And let me take I don't feel like me and
my doppel gang.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't feel like me and my doppel gang will
be fighting same exactly, yeah, because I think we talk
it out and I feel like if my doppel ganger
just came out through there after I checked them out
because whatever, I'm be like, Hey.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
If mine was just doing me and everything, I have
to chill.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Absolutely be alright, Bro, I have you couldn't just work
with him and be like, yo, he found a way
to clone and be.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Like, bro, come on, bro, like like you got everything
going for yourself.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Bro, I'm gonna take out and be like listening, you've
had You've had my dad long enough.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You're out bro years.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
And I might not kid you, but I'm definitely gonna
have to be like live, bro, we got it. We're
gonna have to be on the same page here. You're
gonna have to let people know it's an alternate dimension here.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
See. I wouldn't even say that, though, I'd probably be like, yo,
how about you just living my world for a little
bit so you can appreciate what I try it out
because you try this world, I try your worldly.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm changing the cold, breaking one, cutting wires and everything.
You ain't coming back. Make it work. It's that.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Make that ship work.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Let's say going through doors was like a real job,
like a professional job. How much would you have to
be paid to go through doors knowing, not knowing what
the hell's on the other side, Like you got to
at least spend five minutes in that mud every trip.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
It has to be like something that's gonna make a
huge difference.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
In my my people's life.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yeah, Like I can't just go through there for just
one thousand dollars exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Nah, it's gonna have to be like I don't know
ten fifteen k everything I go through there bro even
more than that, honestly.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
And the fact that you don't know what the fuck
like Argust, we're gonna have to have a you know,
a contract.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
My life is gonna be number one for share on
that and number two.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I should be able to break this contract whenever I
feel like because if there's something where you didn't you
didn't tell me everything that I needed to know, I
should be able to cut this contract, Like you know what,
I'm good after this like, listen, you've already paid my
two million, I went on my ten ventures already.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm done.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I'm not doing this no more.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Because again, like.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
It was a black hole door, bro, Yeah yeah, I
was like, Bro, like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, it was only a bent horizon of a black hole. Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
My question to that, though, is how come nobody else
could see these damn doors right now? In the end,
it showed like the door of disappearing, but in all
the other dimensions that made it seem like that door
just been there and nobody just decided to open it.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
But then I think about what the dad said.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
He said one time he saw his doppel ganger playing,
and so I'm like, you did have the door, so like, how.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Do you different?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
See they didn't think that through, Like y'all already said
the door don't be disappearing.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
It would be cool, though, to see your doppel ganger.
That's what I look for.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
It's one thing look at yourself in here, but you
don't really know, see.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
You, bro, that's what I look like. All right, all right,
we're looking like damn.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So you're really gonna make me like rewatch this whole
season again?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Like, because I mean there's gotta be something that they.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Said or did, because like you said, I mean all
the doors are visible, yes, but we just don't know
exactly where they are.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Like well, in the end, in the end, they made it.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
They old buddy was like, yeah, you know, we can
open it close, so they never know what the door
is gonna be. But I'm like all these other dimensions
of the door to stay there, and them people just
never they were just like, oh, this door's here, but
we don't open it.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Like that didn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Just imagine you go to a dimension where they constantly
got people guarding that ship as soon as it's open.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yes, yeah, Now this is an interesting one. If y'all
found a world that you were treated like royalty, like
you were the top of the line, like anything you
wanted you could have, but but but it was coming.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
They mistreated the people that you care about.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Would you say the people you care about as in like.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Like not your family but yes, or like you can.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Do it, it's people I actually care about.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, let's let's say not like your inner circle, but
like an outer circle. That's kind of like if if
you had a party something you call them up but.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
You Yeah, that's.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
I don't want to see you getting even even if
I'm getting treated like royalty.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
As much as I hate maky, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Want to see because I mean there's still yeah, they're
not part of the inner circle. They're you know, a
branch of that outer circle. But you're still care enough
for them to man. Now, if you said that like
forty seven was getting you know, torture, sign me up
quick fastening my hurry boy, Like if everybody that decided
(24:09):
to vote that side, absolutely, I'm signing up for it
all day, all day. Rubio, you over there getting raped? Yeah, bro,
he had.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Sorry, I'm on my AC right now. A last question
on this topic.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
If every door led to a new life, some better,
some word, some horrifying, would you keep exploring until you
found your perfect world?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Mm?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
I don't think I would, no, because like we already
kind of touched on. Like if I find that perfect world,
like it's literally perfect for me, I don't think I'm
gonna come back to my normal yeah, Like, but I
feel like shit.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Because not abandoned the people I cared about.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Because if I swapped with that other Eddy, that nigga
is similar to me.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
But he ain't gonna be me, bro, y'all gonna pick
up on it eventually, Like oh yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Now if everybody in that other world is similar to
what I got.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Now they got the same type of patterns and all that.
I'm like, bro, you and have to go.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm sorry, yeah, and everything is exact same, except you know,
I guess for you know that, like.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Certain it's a seamless transition, like I have the same
exact personality that our lives.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Are the same as just my dad didn't die, you
know that ship. Well, I'm signing up quick passing herd go, Bro,
I'm sorry, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
If I still got my other kids there, like they
don't even notice the difference.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I'm like, yeah, I'm staying here.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Sorry, Yeah, I'm right there with you.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
The only the only thing that would suck is if
your doppel gang it was just like a terrible people
just like fuck this, I don't know these people, and
he just took off your left off of families like
here and.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
He's like a piece of ship beats women and ship's
actual white supremacist.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Oh my god. If he came over here and he
was just.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
He's a real all the ship we joke about he's
serious about dropping him serious about got swashed contest.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It be too, It'll be terrible.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
So we're gonna get in to the next topic here.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Uh So, imagine waking up one day and realizing you
can hear every single thought from everybody around you, no filters,
no secrets, just wrong, uncut truth floating in the air.
Would society be more honest or completely fall apart? If
everyone could read minds?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Definitely more honest, because if we if we knew that
we could read each other's mind, We're gonna try to filter,
so we're only thinking the purious thoughts.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Brock that I'm gonna be a nasty motherfucker.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
It would benefit too, because now you know when a
woman is looking at your print, you know that.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
She my body count will be front be way.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
God damn, look at that ass right there having me
to target today.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Listen, the biggest booty on earth.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I really wish she could have read my mind. God damn,
Like I was like genuine and them jeans.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Like all all I know is when we're walking around
there to Bill booty all the years, Can I get
to the.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Because that is that is my thing? So I said,
look at him. Yeah on this day.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
I mean, I feel like relationships at first, Like let's
say you.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Think relationship, I think relationships would be great because.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Now let's say that, let's say if I need to
count down to know when this ship starts, when they
can read my mind so I can start, it's an
instant instant, then most current relationship right now are due.
But after the after the initial waves, after the initial
new relationship is gonna be five boy, because y'all know
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the truth, y'all, everybody's good, like we ain't got just
like it's right there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
And I think it would be in the serial Killers
because we all know who the fuck the serial killers were.
Uh Hell, I'm thinking about it like you going for
a job interview and they tell you, hey, this is
what you do, and you can be like, is this
really the job description or some bullshit?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
How much y'all pay for real? And they can't low
ball you like.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
You could make up to Yeah, but how much do
I really? Okay, we'll start you got it ship.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I truly think unless you were just just a low down,
dirty scoundrel, which it wouldn't be whove you to be.
But I think everybody would be truthful to her.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
I feel like, eventually you're gonna know everybody. You're gonna
know people's intentions. Can you cannot be lied to? Eventually?
I feel like people would be better people over all. Yeah,
you still up, but can't nobody sneak up?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
You know? More like, ain't no jack boys gonna get you.
That's true because you know that they're coming.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
When you're walking, you know you're not sitting there like
these niggas about to tap me or not, because I
mean it's sometimes I'll just be walking, like if I'm
I don't know, a vacation someone, I'm walking down I
see some Why is even though I'm a big ass niggas,
I'm like, hey, if there's five of them, there's only
so much I can do. I'll be walking. I'm just ready.
Just in cases I walking and the niggas walk by me.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I feel like real would get freaky as hell, boy,
freaky is hell. And here's why, because now we can
know what women really think.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's the truth.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
And those times when you wonder, I wonder she likes
this or that, now you just know because she's like
do this, okay.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
You couldn't have yeah straight up. Now she's probably thinking, man,
he would just come talk to me.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Boom yo, he should I be on my professor X
ship like.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Women, yeah, like, but they go both ways. So now,
but then they would dack flying to You could say
the times.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Where you've been with bad and you couldn't perform, and
then you get home with jack off.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Just some questionable ship. Like now if you see it,
she's like, yeah, hit that now.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
She knows now she's he would have hit me. So
now you're just like, man, I have boosting her confidence
for no reason.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
This is true, especially if it was one that you
normally wouldn't go after.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
But you're like, hit that because man, I remember when
we used to do training camp and all you saw
was niggas the whole time, and the cook started looking
good and the trainers that that weren't fine at all
started looking good just because you got the motherfucker campggles on.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
And the boy once once the camps, once camp was over,
you got back on camp.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And you're like, but them camp god was he be like, oh, man,
lunch lady started looking a little fire.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Hey, I can look past that, bust at her real quick.
You just trimming up real quick.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I mean you still it's Brenda. I see you over
there with them yells.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Now, come on, it would it would, It would be
a learning curve, but eventually, I think it would be
for the better.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Eventually, eventually, now you know that everybody's true, can't nobody
lie to you.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But the thing is, like what you were saying second ago,
like like similar of of what women want from that
movie or whatever. They can hear everything you say too, though,
So it's like you know when you're sitting there listening
and then you're over here thinking like, oh I can't
get there.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
And then what.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
You cannot you can't, motherfucker think head is can you.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Just I think you'd have to have like I think
you'd have to be like a fifteen foot radios so
because we'd be getting bombarded like neighbors on both sides.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Just think about whatever you can.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Sleep like you're in an apartment complex, shut the fuck off,
someone to getting in in or they talking nasty and
ship would dreams be considered.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Worse just sitting there listening to your dreams? Okay, that's
who you got you rock cards?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
So yo, this is getting worse now, I thinks about
at first I thought about the positives. Yes, everybody would
be truthful. We got to bring in the extra ship.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
The other night.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
This is Wednesday, maybe Monday night, either Sunday or Monday
night or whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I can't remember I've ever told you this story, Eddie,
but years ago whatever, like I think you remember, I
woke up like choking my.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Wife, like like I had a dream that I was fighting.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, I remember you so yes, I punched you one time.
I stomped on my dog one time.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
And there's one time all.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
These things sleep like I didn't completely put my hands
around it, but it was like but I clicked it clicked.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
The other night it happened again.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
There's like a dream like in my dream, I'm literally
biting this cat in my room, like this is my
room or whatever.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
He had a gun. He's like trying to.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Click it but like jam or something like that. Honestly,
like in my dream, like it's just like it's going
full blown. I swear to you, I've turned over, and
I was.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Like, but then, but she would know that's what whooked
me up, because she would know you weren't choking her, right,
she knew instantly because like when I came to I'm.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So sorry, hey, And the thing is, she could hear
you going crazy, like you know what, let me go
in the other road, because the nigga have one of
them dreams.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's like if we could like just turn
it on, like you have to initiate it, make it better.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
That would make it better because like you would go
crazy if you just heard it. Because now I think
about Superman being able to hear fucking everything everything. I
don't know how fucking dogs do it, Like hear fucking everything.
And you smell the ship too, and he smells amplifi
as a dog.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Imagine people in New York they would go crazy, man,
because all them people on top of each other, just
what is bomb b?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
So I think we all agree, like your privacy really
would be gone, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
You you couldn't even think about when you try to
beat your meet in private, if she getting inside.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Your radius, she you know she sees Yeah damn damn
all take that.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
H So that's what you want, like man, at first,
it would be complete chaos after for some time.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
All right, and imagine let's say it's more like puberty,
so as a kid like you don't have it, and
then all of a sudden, that's when you know you
hit puberty, because also you can start hearing ship and
let's say you and you're you're junior high. You're like, damn,
that girl fine, and you've been saying it for like
all week, like damn, I really want to talk to her,
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and that one day it hits and she turns around,
looks at you, and you're like, fuck, it's like getting
your man period.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Because now let's say you act because now they teachers
look good thinking about it, and she's like, let's be appropriate.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Now, okay, like you heard that ship, Yes I heard everything.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
She'd be hit talking to you back like motherfucking professor,
like still riding on the board. Yes I heard, But
now everybody else can hear.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Everybody else can hear that she's talking about you, and
they all turned looking at you like yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Because too, like they certain people are in your radius.
Certain people won't hear it. Yeah, certain people will. But
then whether it's that bad little bad bitch in your
class too, that here is and she's like, oh, Ship,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Want trying to fuck too, but now you're in this teacher,
it just sucks everything up. Man, I feel like the
lifestyle would explode, definitely. It would explode, definitely.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
And now you know who's got, who's got something, who's not,
who's not supposed to be there.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You know you got this dirty motherfucking coochie over here.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
This drip I got, right, you got Charles over here.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
That's gotta cut over here, I got.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
And now you're walking around and now you know who
the cuts are. You let me go, like the boy.
The world would be.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
It would be a truthful non privacy.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
I don't think it'd be hard for motherfuckers to get married.
I think about it now, because.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, that was it. That would be it.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
But here's something deeper. Now we would know the truth
about religion. We'd be like, hey, yes, are you all
doing this for money?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
What are you doing with the offering plate?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Where's that money going in my salary in my house? Guys,
Now you're a politician, you gotta run on true. You
can't be lying because now we know exactly what is
going on. There would there would be no maga or anything.
Everybody would be like, are you gonna do what the
you're gonna say you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
It's still be a freaking as world. Oh, absolutely definitely
know who's on that. But then I don't.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I don't think there'll be a stein list because we
would all know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, yeah, because that's what I say. I mean, that's
literally say. It's like these little pedophiles and yes, would.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
You right, wouldn't have maga they're all pedophiles.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
You imagine that somebody asked you a question, like your mind,
your mind has gotta be blank.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
So I'm having a conversation right now. I'm not literally
not thinking of anything. Everything just coming out, coming out.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Whatever I'm thinking. Why are you thinking about? Don't worry about.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yes, I'll be thinking about mind your business, Mind your business.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Your business. Right, I'm gonna be listening to like, yeah,
that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
So we're gonna take a break when we come back.
We got some emails you're listening to. Ooh they funny.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Fellas.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
You can't let her keep doing this, taking your old
spice deep pydration with a low body wash.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's unacceptable. King. She's gonna have to under shame that
you got your own groom. You need a dealer.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
She might say, boy, please, what's your's mine?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'll buy moil be just fine. What if she don't,
don't go. Don't let her bring up the guy calle.
Let her know meant.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
Time and time again, she's been taking your spy steep pydration.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
You got us, be good for yourself. Don't let her you.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Said, there's nothing that to all my guys. Never let
your skin go dry, and always keep an eye on
your old spy his body lotion and body wash because
men have skin too.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
And you're listening to the funny local.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Literally, I'm not gonna just text editing and then that's
the only thing I'll take.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Him like Yo bron text again, he's like yep, gota
text two or like vice versa.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
It never feels three.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Or four times a week.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Old Charley Xavier Xavier tells you all don't know, so
here it goes off.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
First email here, shut the cup. What's up, fellas?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I got a situation going on in my house and
I need y'all's perspective before I say something that lands
me on the old out of touch dad list. My son,
who's thirteen years old, somehow woke up in the middle
of a love triangle two girls like him, and he's
walking around here acting like he's choosing between careers, not
homeroom crushes. I told him he don't need to like
her day to either one, just be a kid and chill.
(40:16):
But he swear like if he doesn't decide the world's
gonna end or something. So here's the players. Girl Number
one is mixed black and white, tall, athletic volleyball girl, smart, respectful.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Good head on her shoulders.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
She's that good family on a roll, energy type that
says hi, mister and actually makes eye contact. Only thing
she's got that we're gonna take.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Only thing.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Oh, she's got that we're gonna take pictures and match
outfits vibe Already my son can barely keep track of
his backpack, so I don't know what future she thinks
she's planning.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Girl too is Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
She's a soccer girl, loud in a funny way, confident,
got personality for days. She's the jokester, hypes him up,
brings good energy. Also told him if he plays with
her feelings, she got cousins. Not sure if she was
joking it, neither is my son. Man have been walking
around real respectful since that convo. But she's bold, fun
(41:14):
and got that I'm gonna ride for who I care
about thing going. Now, my boys in the house stressed
like somebody's about to cut the power off. I'm like, bro,
you don't even have a phone bill. He's convinced one
wrong move and his whole life's over. I missed when
his biggest dilemma was witch sneakers to wear the school.
So here's my question for y'all. If you were advising
your son, who are you leaning towards the calm, responsible
(41:37):
volleyball girl or the fiery soccer one with the cousins
in the shadows like a Marvel movie. Appreciate y'all because
apparently middle school is dramatic now and I wasn't prepared, So.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
I guess let me ask y'all.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Have y'all never had like that situation like when you
were younger. So I was straight up saying I had
this issue like I had like in junior high, and
I'll let you go for a lot of them, but no, no,
you're good like but it wasn't like that extreme where
like cousins are coming after me like that. It was
like two chicks that one was Puerto Rican one was
a black chick, and it was like shit, I was.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Literally stuck both of them was cute. It was fine.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's like you're both smart, Like I don't know what
the fuck to do. Like if I go this way,
people are gonna be upsetting me.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I go this way.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
It's like one of those young life traumatic it really,
it really is. You feel like it's a big ass decision.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
So when I was in seventh grade, I didn't date anybody,
but you know, you get because now it's you're with
the girls that you went to elementary school with, but
now you got this whole string of new girls at
the school that you don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, so now you're like, oh, I got a lot
of choices here now, and.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
They're trying to for you and me, though like only
a small amount of our school into that. That's true.
That's true.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
So we really was coming in fresh compared to some
of these other groups that kind of like up together.
And like that seventh grade year, it was kind of
like who do I Because I have one of my
homegirl Like we're real cool today, but anytime I need
to have her on the show, and I'll just say
her name because she tell she tell openly tells people
this my girl Katrina. So she had the biggest crush
(43:17):
on me in seventh grade. No, but I think I
think I feel like you've met her before. And so
I being class and so let's just imagine Eddies all
the other side of the classroom. So she sat diadically
from me. So Eddie's in the front row, she's behind him.
So I'm in class. I look up and she's over
here like this, just staring. I'm slide up behind a
(43:38):
person like this, Like she's just looking at me, like
and sending having people send me notes and stuff like, hey,
tell Tony to go out.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Not not do you like me, but tell Tony to
go out. Hey, you need to do this, you need
to do that.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
So at the end of seventh grade, one of my
homegirls she hits me up and we talked from time
to time because you know, junior high, but it just
dated everybody and uh so she basically ran through all
my friends, not in a sexual way, but just dating.
And so I guess it was my turn. So we're
talking on the phone and she's like, Hey, you're my
boyfriend now. I said, okay, and so so I like whatever.
(44:16):
So we kicked it for two days. We kicked it
for two days, and then she hits me. She's like, hey,
we have to break this off. I'm like okay. And
so years later she's like, you know why we broke up?
I said, I just figured you're double with me. She's like, nah,
Katrina got mad at me something a good friend.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Damn. So we have to worry about three week calls. Man,
you have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Yeah, man, because now y'all don't understand y'all, cell phones
tell you if like a call is waiting or something
else is on.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
We have it was here the boob No.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I had to tell him, Hey, I'm gonna call Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I'm gonna call you bad because like, and I'm trying
to set your ass up.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
I caught up with so much ship back who got
to the point where I was like, let me call
you back. Yeah. I was in a similar six way.
It wouldn't like fat girls, all right.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
One of them was quigged and the other one's just
a regular white girl. Okay, now was kind of afore
we was kind of a whore. The other one was
just like a regular white chick. It hadn't been the
flowers yet. So I'm trying to lose my v I'm like, hey,
it was cool, but yeah, like either both of them sucked. Suck,
(45:37):
but ask for your son man, like he's only thirteen. Yeah,
like you don't need to be looking for that.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I mean, he said, like you don't need to be
looking for it.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
But if he got a chew, Like I put this
in my own mind of like my son, because my
son is actually thirteen.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's really funny. There's like he don't have this scenario.
But I'm just trying to put my mindset in like
of him, and I'm like, maybe he shouldn't earned his
lesson first with the Puerto Rican girl, so he could
be like, this is what happened when you deal with
a crazy woman, so that he can appreciate.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
But on the flip side, if he had a calm woman,
it's all she's too boring, and then got with the
crazy woman, he might appreciate the calm.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
This is true. This is true.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
Start out with crazy, you ain't even gonna know what
calms you think, that's just normal, that's normal. But you
start out with calm and see what I mean.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
But I will say, like I was with the story,
I was literally trying to put myself in that position
because I remember.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Like this ship happened to us. Bro, you you gotta
get out of your dad mode and think back when you.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Were like like it was a big decision like this,
and now with social media it's even bigger because she's
gonna be posted.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
God, I would have been a big man so much.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
And then then they would have had a damn uh
secret Facebook chat talking about are you dating my because
they has something now like are you dating this man?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Whatever it is and stuff. So now you got snapchat
that boys night and they could screenshot the ship now,
so you can't even deny. Back in the day, we
had no somebing like that. Ain't my hand writing all right?
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Like that? Don't even letters like that? I don't.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
It is a different type of world now, I'm telling
you I have been cooked. So so I'm still gonna
stay with the Puerto Rican girl just because here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
She's a jokester.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
She hypes him up, brings good energy, she cleans and
even though she talked about the cousins, because of the
way I raised my son, I ain't got to worry
about him being out there in the streets. And you
know Hispanish women, they if you treat him good, see what.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I problem is, she's very fertile. I know he's thirteen.
This is true.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
But but on the flip side of that, here's the
thing people we'll talk about so we know and again
it's generalization.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
People.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
We know that the Puerto Ricans, the Dominicans are women
are quote unquote crazy. Mixed girls are crazy too, So
it's it's about which kind of crazy do.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
You won't them?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Is that like Tina crazy? Which is sometimes sexiest fun
which can be And then there's the.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Like that I'm not trying to a lot of them,
Like what's the like once you treat.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Them right, once they're domestics.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Like, but what you treat them right? And like y'all
are established, they might be they might be a little feisty,
but they.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
Yeah, soil brout a bitch for you, like straight up, yeah,
cut you too, stupid.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
But at the same time, it's all out of love
like this because they love you. This is true. This
is true.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
So, like I said, I picked the Puerto Rican. We're
Puerto Rican, she's black and white.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna go to Puerto ric to Puto Rican.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, all three. So there you go, tell him go
with that.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
But because because the mixed girl, once him and the
Puerto Rican are done, she'll be like, oh, hey, now
you can come over here.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
You're gonna like it over here because with that.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Puerto Rican, if he if he choose the black and
white girl first, she's gonna be like, I'm I'm out
on you. I'm generalized like a motherfucker. But in my mind,
in my mind, that's how it's gonna play out. I'm like,
you got a better chance of going this way and
then you can double back and go that way.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
But to you the writer, like I know you're asking us,
you gotta think about it. You went through the same
thing that your son is going through right now we've gone.
Because I'm assuming you close to our age, gotta be, yeah,
gotta be.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
So try not to be in dad mode at all
times because like I.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Feel like, you know, sometimes that's where a lot of
parent children relationships break because it's always like Pam, like, yo,
you was twelve, thirteen years old too. You're not just
a thirty eight the forty year old person like Noah Nigga.
You was thirteen at one point. So don't think that
your decisions you had some I'm pretty sure Brittany or
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Ashley or Kimberly were around.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
You and you had to figure out what you better
make sure your boy got the ReBs.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
That parm that point, yes, yes, shit, strap up, wrap up,
and backpack that ship up.
Speaker 6 (50:29):
You better tell your boy if you picked that pert Rican,
don't listen to her, she said, allergic to that ship.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
And if you bad, and when you wrap up, you
bring your own ship. Yeah, ship, you learn so appreciate
that email.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Let us.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
I really want to know what happened on that one.
I really want to know what happened on that one.
All right, So this one is the the tough one,
and then I think the last one was more of.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
A you gotta be drinking is out here? The police? Fuck?
Here we go? What up? Guys.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
I don't really write in the shows or podcasts like that,
but I've been listening to y'all for a long time,
and right now I just need a space to say
something out loud because I don't really have that in
my life. My twin brother, my best friend, my day one,
the dude who literally showed up in the world with me,
was just diagnosed with stage three cancer. We're twenty seven,
still young enough to feel invincible, old enough to be
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getting life together, and then this came out of nowhere.
We both live pretty healthy, active lives, no crazy habits,
no warning signs, just life deciding to punch us in
the mouth. And I'm the rock in my family, the
one everybody looks to for calm, strength, answers. Is gonna
be alright. I took that role on years ago, and
I want it well. I hold everybody else up. I
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cracked the jokes when things get heavy, I sit with
people when they cry, I get the pep talks, I
make the plans. But now I'm watching my brother, same face,
same voice, same childhood memories, losing stamina, fighting through chemo days,
trying to keep a brave face even when I see
it's draining him. And I'm just supposed to be steady
through that. The truth is I don't feel steady. I
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feel scared. I feel angry some days. Other days I
feel numb, like I'm operating on an autopilot. And I
don't ever say that out loud because everyone else needs
me to be the one that doesn't crack. But the
way is different when it's your twin. It's like watching
a part of yourself go through hell and you can't
do anything but sit there. I ain't got no real questions.
I just need to put it somewhere outside of my
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own chest for once.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
If y'all got any.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Words for somebody trying to stay strong but feeling like
the ground is shaking under him, I'd appreciate it. And
if anybody listening is going through something similar, just know
even the strong one struggle to peace, a brother trying
to hold it together whiles other half fights, Like.
Speaker 6 (52:47):
Hell, yeah, that's rough, man. I don't even know how
to give advice on that. I ain't ever been through
nothing like that.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, I'm not a twin.
Speaker 6 (52:57):
Nobody that's like, nobody out those us around my age
is going through.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Anything like that. I don't even know how to give
advice on that.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Like, yeah, I've I've been fort like I've had acquaintances,
you know, get cancer and pass away. But I wasn't
just like it was one of those like we're friendlish friendly,
but we're not close like that. And I was telling
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the guy I said when I when I was reading
your email, like it kind of almost made me tear up,
and then I had to be like man a little nigga,
because like I play like that role that you play,
and so a lot of times, you know, everybody's depending
on you or looking at you, and you're like the
one that everybody leans on. And so just to have
like your brother, Like I was thinking about my brother,
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like if he was going through this shit, because that's
the close because we're two and a half years apart,
but like me and that nigga, like we can think
the same thing and say the same thing, and these
niggas know that, like even those niggas a dickhead and
he's a hothead, Like he's like the evil twin and
I'm like, I'm like the nice twin ish call my
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asshole too, but I'm not a dick here. But I
was just thinking about him, and I was just like, bro,
like how would I feel if like my brother was
going through that type of shit because we've had the
same experiences for the most part growing up. And you know,
all I can do, man, is tell you to just
be there for him because he's going through He hadn't
given up on the fight, and I know.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Stage three is bad, but it's not stage four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
And so.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
Basically with you like pour into him, let him know
that you're there for him.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
And you know, I talked about like how my mom
has has her own type of cancer and she has
one that's incurable, but it's just being there for her.
I mean, she's like one of the longest living people
with this particular type of cancer. And that definitely, Bro,
that's that's actually what's my grandfather was age. It's just
got canceled cancer. But yeah, just just be there for him, bro,
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Just there to lean on Steve. I don't know what
You've got to say on.
Speaker 1 (55:12):
That, but I mean I'm right there with you, you know,
leaning on him, letting him lean on you for their
strength and that support. Because I mean, again, y'all been
in each other's rocks for however many years, exactly knowing
what each others are thinking, you know, knowing what each
others what each other or you know, are about to do,
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you know, next move and all that. So you know,
I'm right there with Eddie as far as far as like,
I don't know how to approach it, you know what
I mean, but I do in the since I do,
because you've just got to be strong and know that
no matter what, you got his back and he's got
your back and that right now. Yeah, it's tough for
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you seeing him in this position. It's tough for him
to see himself in this position too. Gotta be a
little bit of a rock for him as much as
he's been that rock for you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (56:06):
So it's like you gotta he's see I'm hot man.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
That even hurts it worse. Y'all are young, you know
what I mean. But know that again, like EP Tony
was saying, like this is it's not like this is
the end road.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
It's not. He just needs additional support.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (56:29):
It's a it's a terrible disease.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer to the fucking depths of hell.
Speaker 6 (56:33):
Oh and back to back to our previous topics about
mind reading. I was gonna ask you, is there a
goddamn cure that part now? And what they said, Yeah,
all right, you got me. I've put that ship out.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Yea again, stop being all greeting and ship and something
that we did in address, Bro, because I know that
you said that you are the rock find somebody, maybe
not within the family, but I know that you have
another out there that you can lean up. Maybe you
don't open up to him, find somewhere that you're gonna
open up to. I just feel like so many people
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that play like our role of being the hard not
like I know, I could talk to Steven and Eddie
about some shit, like if I really got to that point.
And for me, I think the moment of realization for
me was whenever my friend took his life and I
was the guy that was all hard and shit and
you know, standing there and I was like, oh, I'll
go speak at his funeral. And because I don't really
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cry in my conscious like the time of being conscious
of knowing what's going on, I've only cried two times
in my life. That's when I broke my leg and
when I was at my homeboys funeral and having that moment,
I'm looking at that casket and I haven't shed a tear,
and that just looking at that casket thinking about how
I'm supposed to pick him up from the airport like
that just broke me, Like that ha to come pick
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me up off the stage. And that's due to me
holding all that shit in. And so I would just say,
go find somebody that you can talk to in hell.
If you gotta cry, go cry my nigga, Like, I
know you twenty seven, you can watch or whatever whatever.
But with that ship out, as I tell my boys,
I said, I always tell you. I said, when is
it okay to cry? They say, if you are injured,
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like extremely injured, if you have some fucked up disease
like cancer, or if someone dies, and this is one
of those instances where you can cry.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
My boy, yeah for sure. And I lie because there
was one person who had it, I'm supported to be. Yeah,
I was there for him.
Speaker 6 (58:34):
But even then, like I understand what it's like to
be the strong one, Like I think we all been
forced to be in yeah, someway or another, like being
a strong one, being the one that people go to
when they need to shoulder to lean on. But like
Tony said, you need to find somebody you can talk to,
somebody that you can you know, bin in when you're
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feeling down, because this is.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Heavy, bro.
Speaker 6 (58:59):
Twins got a bond that people who aren't twins will
never understand, whether you're fraternal or identical. It's a bond
that nobody will understand that they're not a twin. So
I know that this shit is eating you up. It's
like literally, especially if he's identical. It's literally seeing yourself
start to deteriorate. Yeah, and I know that's awful, but don't.
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Don't give up hope. Cancer is a piece of shit.
I which cancer, would get cancer. But you need to
be there for him. When you with him, times will
be with him. You gotta try to keep that old, brave,
strong face. But find somebody to talk to if you,
Like Tony said, if you gotta cry, you do that shit.
Just don't do that around him. I know it sounds
fucked up, but don't do that around him. Don't cry
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around him like you gotta be strong for him, sir.
I appreciate that email, last email we got here. Hey, guys,
I need some outside ears on something heavy because I
haven't told anyone else yet, not my.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
Friends, not my mama, nobody. I'm supposed to be getting
married in six months and I don't think I can
go through time out, time out.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Okay, go ahead, continue to sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
My fiance is a good man, and I mean that genuinely.
He's loyal, he works hard, he's never disrespected me, and
he really does love me in his own way. We've
been together four years. We don't cheat, we don't scream
and throw stuff, none of that toxic TV drama. On paper,
this should be easy, but somewhere in the last year
something shifted. We don't connect the same and it's not
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one big blow up situation. It's a steady, quiet distance.
I feel like I've grown and he stayed still. I'm
trying to plan a life that includes travel, financial goals, businesses,
trying new things, taking risks. He's content with routine comfort
or just seeing how life plays out. We had it
taught recently where I told him I want us to
go to therapy before we get married, not because we're broken,
(01:00:53):
but because I want us to be intentional. He brushed
it off and said, if we need therapy now, we
don't need to be getting married. That bothered me because
to meet therapy is in the last resort. It's maintenance,
like going to the gym for your relationship. But to him,
it sounds like a red flag, and he took it
as me not loving him enough. And I don't want
to turn into that wife who wakes up one day
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resentful and blaming him for holding me back. I don't
want to marry someone out of guilt or because he's
a good man. You don't throw those away. But at
the same time, I feel guilty because good men are
not easy to find, and I don't want to be
someone who leaves and regrets it later either. We talked
about kids too. I want them within the next few years.
He keeps saying we'll see. That will see scares me
(01:01:37):
more than a yes or no. Would I love him?
I truly do, but love doesn't feel like the problem
alignment does. I'm not asking y'all to tell me to
run or to stay. I just need to say this
somewhere I allow, and if y'all have any perspective on
knowing the difference between cold feet and a real sign
of pause, I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I A My issue is she didn't say how long
they were dating. Right said four years. For my bad,
I missed that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
The fact that y'all have planned them marriage and you're
getting married in six months. You haven't totally let you
have something.
Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You said, Well, she said, you said that they're getting
Nobody knows about this. She hasn't told her friends or
her mama. We're the first people she's.
Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Told that they're getting married in six months. That she
feels okay, I miss okay, I misheard what you're saying. Okay,
my bad, bad truth this with care, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Because she just told us and all of our friends
and all of our friends he's feeling this way, So
we got truth this with care. This is rough. What's
up with all these tough fast emails to them? All right?
Goddamn boy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Hey, it's either these or a whole bunch of in
my assholes that were faking ship.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
With this one. That's tough.
Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
But I feel like, especially nowadays, people who are going
to make that take that step to get married, I
felt you should do some type of maybe therapy, you're
counseling before you get married, because it ain't like just
boyfriend and girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
It's just like a real thing.
Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
So because this is the rest of your life, I mean, essentially,
this is supposed to be Yes, it's supposed to be
right as fuck. It's supposed to be the rest of
your life. This is supposed to be your soulmate or
the person that you feel that can It is supposed
to be your personal your real life best friend to
the end of time, right, And I feel that you
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should be able to go through counseling. And it makes
me wonder too, like what is his background with his
family or like religious background as far as.
Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Like everything's good, just good, she said, Like maybe she
said something about like she wants more than just.
Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Routine stuff, which is understandable.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
But I mean, well, a girl, let me let you know,
soon as you get into the marriage, fucking routine is
life like life.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I mean literally, you know at time musics from Wednesdays
seven thirty. I'm telling you, like you and Lewis on
that same schedule, we will go home.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
We are at home, we get the kids, we get
dinner and everything like that. We watch our show Ghosts
on CBS, or we watched a few episodes. We're in bed,
and then I'm back up at back up in the
morning for forty five I've got to go to the
gym and then that. That's literally routine every single day,
Monday through Friday, Saturday, Saturday or Saturday for sure we
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might stay up till ten thirty.
Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
It's a little if you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
What's going on routine, it's like it becomes see I'm
a ten thirty, ten forty five person.
Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
During the week, I can't do seventh seven thirty. I
might still be at a game if.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
There's planes, if there's planes and ship like thirty, I've
only been home for fifteen minutes. Like, well, you get
off late. You know what I me, baby, Like I
just took before the show. I told you.
Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
It's like, yeah, I fell asleep during our group.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Text on the other day and then I woke up
at ten thirty eleven.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
I said, oh, yeah, cause when y'all were texting, y'all
were texting like right when I was going to sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
That's why you can tell you were like that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
So yeah, I mean that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, Like I wonder how old this see.
Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
This is the first one ever where I was like,
I actually understand where you're coming from, because you are
trying to I'm looking at this from like the financial
planner type of person viewpoint, like you you said that
you are talking about like travel, financial goals, businesses, or buddies.
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Like I like what I like and I'm not trying
to change for anything, so I.
Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Can see the potential clash there. Then the fact that
she wants to know are you trying to have kids
or not? Now old Body's like, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
And I think that's where the fear comes because she's,
like you said, financially ready, like YadA ya YadA. But
then when you bring up the kid, finance is a
different animal there when you bring a child, especially if
you are well off, if you are planning, you have
finances and everything. It's not like you're not you gotta
pay for formula, you gotta pay for clothes, diapers that
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she ain't coming free.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
You're not getting.
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Wicks like that extra exactly. So it's like it's a
different as.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
So I guess I can say I kind of understand
where he's coming from with this, but y'all need to
sit down and have like.
Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
A real conversation and this is not like I mean,
And that's where she.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Talked about therapy though, like the nigga don't want to
go and maybe you can like, I feel like this
nigga if he's not gonna make that too, because it's
not she said, everything is good, but it's certain things
like and normally y'all know, I'll be rocking with the
guys most time.
Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Should just be he's already showing signs that he ain't
willing to like really take to do everything.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
You literally just seem like, hey, baby, yo, let's go,
let's go for a ride and straight up take them to.
Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
And sit his as down, like I mean, because that's
the only way, or you're in a dead end.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Or y'all can I think they have don't they have
like zoom therapists now, Like I feel like y'all could
just sit at home, Like if you don't want to
go nowhere, just at home and they have a non
biased person just listen to y'all you air your stuff out.
And maybe because sometimes it takes someone else's perspective, which
is funny now that I'm thinking about it, because that's
going to lead in too like one of our next topics.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I think that's the next one. Oh no it's not.
It'll be something we hit next week.
Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
But but no, sit, I mean, like you gotta if
y'all both feel this way, and that's what you really
need to have a conversation, maybe just one on one
first again, like maybe she's the only one that feels
that this is, you know, the of all be all,
this is amazing. Might he might have some discrepancies, Like
you got to have a straight up conversation. If this
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is you feel this way, there's got to be something
in the back of its head, or it's like, you know,
I'm not ready for kids for an other x amount
of years to where.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Y'all got to come with a compromise. If y'all are
both in this.
Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Today and for each other, you ain't never really just
ready for here, regardless how much money you got.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
It's like you might think you are, but no.
Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
And I'm right there with y'all as far as that,
but mentally, because I remember when I was ready for
my son.
Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I remember I was like, yo, I was trying to
fuck every single night, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
But at the same time, I knew mentally I was
going to be prepared, like all right, cool, if this happens, then,
like I'm gonna be ready for then or whatever. It is,
like you kind of mentally prepared. However, if you are
not mentally prepared, like he may not be ready, like
he's twenty, I don't know, we don't know age. Maybe
he's they could be mid twenties. Like were we truly ready?
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I mean you and I were kind of forced. We're
all kind of forcing.
Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
The first one obviously was not playing right, but but
Matt Daddy definitely was playing.
Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
And I know with the with the diva.
Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I was like, I want to have this last kid
for I turn thirty because she came when I was
twenty nine, so it was more of a selfish reason.
But also I thought, yeah, and I thought I had
planned it to where whenever mack Daddy was a senior,
she'd be a freshman. But I forgot that this nigga
has his late ass birthday. So when I was going
through the numbers, I'm like, oh shit, he gonna get
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so he'll be leaving just as she getting in.
Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
So and I mean li'sen and I guess that's I mean,
he should be happy the fact that she is wanting
to plan it and have things organized to where you're
not running to you know, a situation where you're like,
I'm really not ready for this ship at all.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I'm gonna be a deadbeat now or you know you're
not a deadbeat.
Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
But yeah, I mean they wanted to do it the
right way to get married because again it's in six months.
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I totally hear you.
Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I'll see if you can get this motherfucker to go
to the therapy for it just goes off. And again
if you are having the reservations and everything because you
got six months, so.
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Maybe you need to extend the wedding date or something
like that, or.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I don't break it off like I would think. So
if it's six months, well I would think so I
would say, don't break it off. Maybe extend it a
little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
So y'all can have And I don't know if y'all
have had the in depth hardcore conversation. Maybe you had
conversation breed court hard courts. Maybe you have like light
conversations amongst each other, like you know, it shuts down
after you.
Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Bring up therapy, like break it all the way down
one on one. But I'm not saying we have problems.
I just want to make sure that we are as successful.
Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Man.
Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
I don't want to be part of the statistics where
it's like what it's like fifty percent now basically.
Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
It's more than that now.
Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I think it's like sixty five seventy percent.
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah, like divorce rate and you can hire for la
that is the highest.
Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Yeah, they got the highest, and guess who has the lowest.
Speaker 9 (01:11:06):
Man saying, not the problem in your life, not the
problem regardless of who you are. At some point you life,
if you want to give it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
At some point digging the light.
Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
But yes, work that out and let us know what
happened to love it. I love to hear from all
three of these people back. I want to know what
what little man chose. I would love to hear that obviously,
love to hear. I don't know love to hear is
the right word or phrase, but to hear what happened
with old buddy and his brother?
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
And I need to know what you do?
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Man? What are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
So we're gonna get to the last topic of the
day because we have been.
Speaker 10 (01:12:07):
Ship because I mean, yeah, Lesbie, divorce rate is high, highest,
the highest, the highest.
Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Life when there's somewhere in the in the equation that
ship out.
Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
But yes, uh, some people know they're not the best
looking in the room, but others walking around like they're
the main character in the movie nobody else is watching.
Do ugly people actually know they're ugly or do they
really think they're just underrated?
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
None of us? This is true. This is true. So
I don't know. We were all blessed, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
But we all have ugly friends though, And I'll tell
you what's fun. Some of my ugly friends have so
much confidence and they actually be pulling that. It's like
their confidence is like their their Colonne, my cousin.
Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Brandon's ugliest fuck shit. But that man can pull though
that confidence. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
But then I have other friends, like when we used
to go out, like if they were sober, they be fine,
but if they started dreaming, they'd be like, man, you
know I don't look as good as you and.
Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Nigga, why are you telling me this? Where is your
fucking confidence at nigga?
Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
And that's only because you've never had alcohol. Like alcohol
for some reason brings out our because I'll be I'll
be hearing all kinds of shita. I remember one time
I was going out, it was me Lewis Jamal and
(01:13:51):
then it was like two of Jamal's homeboys or whatever.
And this was back whenever I was in like shape shade.
Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
So I'm in, I'm probably like twenty five, twenty six,
and uh my hair is probably out so oh yeah,
because I was rocking the curly little and the dudes
come up.
Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
They're like, damn, why y'all bring this nigga here? Old
mister uh man the whole they go.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
I'm like, we a group, bro, we we come together
as a group, I said, Hey, the play.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I know I'm playing uh uh wing man because you
know I'm out the game, but hey, the player is
to make sure everybody's yeah, and if I got to
hang out with the big girls so that y'all can eat,
because I'm gonna take my ass home afterwards, and that
what it is.
Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Oh man, no, you know that, I'm like bro chill.
And then at the end they were like, hey, nigga,
hey man.
Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
You really say I said, I got you, brother.
Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
I just know when that friends given on this, my guy,
I'm gonna be on this, my guy, because yeah, I'm
gonna have no pieces whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
I'm gonna make sure there's games and everything to be played.
So listen, you're gonna be there. You're gonna be there. Yeah,
we're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
There, yes, sir, because I'm letting back to him, Yes, yes,
you got no choice. We're here the support all support her.
I can't wait, you know, under saying like we had
a full conversation and I'm not trying to deviate, but.
Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out to that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
In all honesty, I feel like because y'all hated on
me when I brought this ship up. You know it's
a while ago talking about a former maintenance directed. I
was there.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Like a mother.
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
The niggas like, and I know when to give respect
and respect. That nigga was fucking ugly, and like listen.
Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
So was he confidence or he said he was self aware.
He was ugly, Like doyall say, ugly man looking the mirror,
be like, yeah, I know, ugly boy it is.
Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
I know from they know if they stand up against
either one of us, they know. And Nigga like, listen,
it's not like I'm not in the gym. I'm I'm
not sitting sitting there saying previously I was in there
at twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
No I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
I am. I'm very good in the gym now, but
back like I know, I'm way better looking than you.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Nigga.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Like, first off, when you're we wear your pants, Doug
and they sagging. First off, saging is back in nineties.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Nineties is over twenty two years old, and.
Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
You sagging and you wearing regular boxers you bought them
from Walmart with the like regular slate. There's no button there, nigga,
you know, like you.
Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Real quick remember when regular boxes was like now I
don't even look at the motherfuckers too. I hate regular
boxes because my shit will be coming through the little
I hate that. I'm I said, give you my box
of breeze. Let me call it that, because well I
can't do boxes no more.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Man. I mean like, that's the immediate thought that popped
in my head when you brought this example.
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
When you brought up this topic, I was like that
Nigga was so sloppy.
Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
It's like, I know you, I know, you know ugly
when you compare to me.
Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
If you if you are not an attractive or typically
attractive person, you at least gotts good and dressed nice.
Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
You can't be sloppy. That you can't sloppy, see.
Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
Like when you're a handsome man like all of us here, Yes,
I can wear sweats and get away with it.
Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
I can do that, and then whenever I dress up,
this ship is amplified.
Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
It's you dress up for those listenings. It's not irrogant, it's.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Funds a factual statement.
Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
You're all handsome men. We got some home boys that
is not. This is very true. They know it.
Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
So it's like, exactly, it's like what am I supposed
to am I supposed to feel worse that like you're
getting not that that your confidence is you know, falling
because of me, Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
I like to hold myself at a certain standard at
all times, no matter what I mean.
Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
I can go if I'm scruffy, you're gonna smell my
cologne exactly. Yes, you're gonna say smelling years.
Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
The thing is, they're not evenna look at the shaving part.
They're good at immanly say oh my god, he smells
so good.
Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Hey, can I talk to you? It's no, none of us.
She's scruffy. They don't even notice this ship. I've had
that so many times, like, oh my god, you smell
so good. I'm like, yo, I look rough right now, Like, oh,
you haven't had a haircut, Like nah, I haven't, like
it's been about three four weeks. Oh my god, you
just smell so good. You look amazing right now. And
I'm liking the most because here's the thing, Like cologne
(01:18:40):
can only do so much. So if you first catch
it with the cologne, at least if you're an ugly man,
you at least got to be a little exactly something.
Because she goes ooh oh, exactly. Oh exactly.
Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Second, let me ask you all this.
Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
This is not a question, but it's just something I
was thinking about, like when it came to like ugly
man like do that no or not? So I remember,
I think we all have had like that one moment
whenever we were young and we were like, I don't like,
maybe I necessarily don't like this about myself or or
whatever the case may be. So I remember I had
that moment when I was like I was I was,
(01:19:17):
I was eight years old, I was the second grade.
I lived in the mirror and I said, damn, I
got a big ass nose. And I was insecure about it.
For about three seconds. I was like, oh, well that
went on about my day.
Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Like yeah, I feel like with ugly men, like they
just they're like, hey, stay on it. They harbor on it,
so just don't.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
It's just like I still cool.
Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
That's it, And that's the confidence you need. I feel
like as a man, you know what I mean, you
have to have that confidence women like shit, I ain't
got no woman in mindset, Like we all.
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Know very well, they harbor on every little confident and
someone was very I mean, but it's because of a.
Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
It is because that convenance that she had that same
time that she had the same thing that that good
looking adad and he smashed her.
Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
So now she's out there like, yo, I don't even
think it's just like I think there's so many Do
you say that thing about the simps or was that
ac Okay, we're basically this dude made like a whole
model about like why some of these women that aren't
top echelon. He's like, we got so many damn simps
hyping them up that they get this boost of like,
(01:20:33):
oh I am this when really you were not. But
because you got so many simps that just we didn't
get rid of semps. Long story short, simps is messing
up everything.
Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
See, but the simps are there because.
Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Exactly they help out.
Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
They played the part because one they ain't ship, you
know what I mean, and all they can do is
hype you up just to be able to say get
their body count right, and they yeah, they suck it up.
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
But at at the same time, like at least I
just want you all to know that I'm not a
SIMP and I proved it to my home boys.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Fuck that ship.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
None of us A symptoms we wouldn't be hanging.
Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
That's the funniest video of all time.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
As a grown man, you're a grown man. You get
a past when you were a teenager. You don't know,
yes exactly, you are grown a man.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Shipping is not where it's it's just not right. I
got to use your yeah over there over there yonder.
I mean it is.
Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
If you're ugly, you know you ugly, You know your role,
you know what you But at the same time, don't
sit there and you know, accept the ugliness. Know that
you you got your confidence, something something in your life
you are good at. Unless you have special.
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
However, however, point you know, you know it's crazy. Though.
Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
I don't know if this is simps or this this
is just society as a whole or like our new society.
But some of these women with disabilities, and I'm not
talking about like limbs or like those types, but uh,
they might be a little down, and uh some of
will be bad like body be banging though not even.
Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Gonna lie like something.
Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
They might be down, but they you know, they down.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
I'm trying to find there was an article I was
literally reading before the show, and I want to say
it's Khalil, that seems Khalil or something like that offensive lineman.
Him and his wife divorced, like oh yeah, yeah I
saw and so basically like they had divorced, like they
had a great relationship and everything like that. But and
(01:22:58):
I even tried looking into like what you look like
and all that ship, like you decent looking eye Like
I said earlier, I met with somebody's a decent looking guy.
She said his ship was just like just wait to
cocaine size. Its like goddamn like he was a part
of that, like that life was like point zero one percent.
It's like she just could not handle this ship.
Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
No more.
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Hell so but him time exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
So, Yo, if you are ugly and you got that blessing,
fucking you become a poor stary dog.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Ron Jeremy as ugly.
Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
As fuck, Yo, somebody somebody gonna like it. Somebody gonna
like it, and you're gonna make money.
Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
My last one on this. Do y'all think that filters
and makeup made people forget what they really look like?
Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Yes, it makes them forget what they really look like.
Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
No fock snap chat and fuck I g because as
soon I see you, I'm like no, not you makes
them makes them forget what they look like.
Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Yeah, but as soon as they see that person, it's
like fuck that ship, like no what they look like. No,
I'm talking about from their perspective, like the ugly person
that uses the po I see, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
I see saying.
Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, they forget what they look like
because absolutely, because they already have it set up. Fuck yes,
because I'm sorry, I'm not trying to cut you all off,
because they literally just popped in my head.
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
There's somebody. All right.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
So previously before our my bar or the bar that
I was working at closed down and everything, it was
just chip. I'm literally gonna give a fight out of ten,
all right.
Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
I am not trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
But like we were talking about, the body was banging.
It was like, god damn, she was cool as fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
They don't think they can put that the same to me.
Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
I mean, of course, I mean so, but I mean
her snapchat filters, it's like, god, damn, you were sexy
as fuck, yo, Like you look like you're twenty eight
years old.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
You were fucking forty five years old. How the fuck
do you look like this?
Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
However, Yeah, like, but I realized that everything you just say, yeah, yeah,
it's all for the ugly people. People say what we're
about to say you, he said, I don't even know
for the ugly people.
Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
And on that note, we're gonna edit there.
Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
One thing we forgot to say. Things we're not gonna
talk about. My boy Aero Spinch retired.
Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Bro, did Chance Crawford, Me and my nigga retired? Mans
gonna have another belt? No, he retired yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Bro, he saw what he did the Canelo, he said,
he said, yeah, he was tired. I think between that
crash and the crash.
Speaker 4 (01:25:46):
The eye surgery, I forgot he had the eye surgery.
Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
And I'm like, bro, yeah you got you got your
money still young.
Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
I fel like, I mean, yeah, you saw that crash
looking at me. Yeah, And I had just left his
fight against in l A and it happened.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Like a week after that.
Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
I didn't realize that bitch ass.
Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
But yeah, we've come to the end of the show.
Appreciate with us all who about to be skinned first
and foremost.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I am blade.
Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Quit disrespecting me, e p quit disrespecting me. I'm light skinned,
but I'm still a dark knicks in the summer. In
the summertime, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Get his face lighter than mine dark.
Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
I don't understand that because God felt the need to
give me light skin privilege with dark appendages.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
If you were short, but all the same colors, my
knees and my knees are dark skins.
Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
I think that is funny how how it is working,
because like all my kids are saying, we all have
light faces, but then our arms and legs are dark.
And then uh, my brother and his girl are like
medium brown, regular brown ish, and then my niece is
dark scaled like my pops and and her mom. Something
(01:27:21):
that's funny, how I just skipped over, skipped over there,
and and then my daughter's like, pal as fuck.
Speaker 7 (01:27:28):
So she.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Got my hair, you got the curls about it?
Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Now now when her ass and I don't know if
ella does this, but like summertime, my daughter gets crunchy brown.
Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
She gets.
Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Logan, don't look at Nigga Logan's arms. You are my son.
Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
He was.
Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Like, hey, we got we got some dark skinned an.
Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Is that work where I work them? Niggas be me
Muggy be so hard.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
And me.
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Nigga be like, how does nigga get that.
Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
How the nigga get that? Like this nigga here, come
come in bb uh man. But yeah, we come to
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