HHPOW is back in this Week One NFL Recap!

Stix and Homie are back with a look at the first week in the NFL!

Episode Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's get started. I have thought a lot in the
last twenty four hours. Time toget your weekly sports fixed. By the
skin of their teeth they walk,Did you just ride in the whole thing
with sticks? Part car park card? What do they got? The Hall

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of Fame and the Hockey Hall ofFame? There must be just a Canucks
Hall of Fame. I don't know, We'll go ahead. There's not no
Hockey Hall of Fame and band itcan't be that's what that building is though.
Yeah, oh it's uh it's aCanadian hallo. Maybe it must be
just Canucks Hall of Fame. Yeah, because there's no way, uh it's

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they put that in there when theygot what Alberta and uh I know,
I know for a fact. There'sone into on that that I went to
that's attached to what used to bethe damn not the sky Dome, but
not the sky Dome. What itused to be called Air Canada where Vincent

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Vince cardis to dunk on everybody thatsame joint. I don't know what it's
called now, but it used tobe called Air Canada Center and it's not
that no more. But anyway,when I went there the one good time.
It was not called Air Canada.I was shocked. And but you
know where they do that little dinosaurarea. I can't remember what they called
it. You know how they hadthe fear of the deer zone and all

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of that. They have this forthe maple leaves too, in this area
right there, and they you know, the raptors never been well. Actually
the raptors were good enough to fillpeople up with fill it up with people
the one time with Kauai. Butit's live over there. People are gonna
have to go to YouTube and checkout your picture here because they're not gonna
see it. They're gonna be like, what in the hell are these guys

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talking about? My background? Cominglive, coming live from Vancouver, British
Columbia. Now it sounds seems likeno Wonder took you along to log in
their homie. I'm working remotely,remotely, traveling from from everywhere. Yeah,
traveling abroad. Hey, before weget into it, serious note here

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over under eight right now? Whatdo you think or I'm leaning yo,
I'm leaning over easy, bro.I mean you know I'm gonna say that
because I have to say that inthis situation and looking at the way that
with the game we're talking about,it is apparently the Dodgers have a matchup

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the comeback game for Joel George Kirbyhead at oh him too. Yeah,
the Mariners are involved here, sothere's a matchup going on, and we're
debating on whether or not we thinkthey can combine a score Ray runs.
I think it's a no brainer becauseof the way that the Dodgers have been
playing. But I don't know thesepictures and the stuff that you guys delve

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into heavily. I can't get intopictures and be looking at every guy who's
running a rotation and if they're decidingto run a bullpen day on this day.
By surprise, all of the baseballgames and changed for me. So
there's too many moving parts going onto pay attention to on a daily basis.
With so many games we're in fora unit. So I'll take let's

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do it. I think it's agood play. I mean anything over seven
and a half I automatically play.And this you got is that the number
now to Yeah, especially now atthe end of the season when it's always
eight or eight and a half,or you see a lot of nine and
nine and a half. I mean, even even when decent pictures are on
the mound, there's a very few. I mean, Castillo seems to be

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the under the under pitture nowadays.Cole's obviously an under picture. I do
think Bobby Miller, who's starting atnight, I think he can be an
under pitcher. But his era asof late I think went up a little
bit. I think he's a highthrees right now. But anytime you see
a four in front of that number, I mean, you've got to go

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and just roll with the especially ifit's a seven and a half. It
don't matter who like who on theother side of the of the spectrum is.
You know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah, it sounds to me
like it's like that hockey five anda half. You feel what I'm saying.
It's to me like it's that hockeyfive and owns like you feel comfortable
playing either side at this number.But recently you've noticed that it starts to

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creep when you start seeing that hockeysix and you start saying these wild six
and a half, and then youstart seeing the seven for the gunners,
you go, WHOA, what doesthe world come to Yeah. So,
I mean Bobby Miller's got a threepoint nine eight nine and three win loss,
and then Kirby's ten and nine witha three point four eight you know.
So I mean we'll go to givesomething up, is what we're saying.

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I think against one of the greatestlineups in the world. Well,
and your Dodgers. I mean,they're good for a run in the first
inning pretty much every damn game.So I mean, I mean, how
do you not with but Bets andFreeman and whoever the hell else is up
there? Who's who's in the lineup today? Because you know, I
don't everybody and load it up onthe Dodgers and the fantasy things. So

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did you I'll try to drop himlike it's hot. Huh. Yeah.
I was just like, well,you know what I think, Key Gate
go there. I was like,oh, Key Gates back, I love
this. So they the Red Soxapparently either let him or what have you.
Yeah, yeah, Dodgers of course, there, Munsi Martinez, Heyward,

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Hernandez, Altman Rojas gave Hernandez theLucky Charms La lucky charm Is.
You're gonna call it, You're gonnacall it right now. Homie hometown play
of the day. Right now,Why before first pitch does he go yah
yah, yes, okay, youheard it here first. Don't don't play
that, though I hope not.I should have had. I should have

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had if we could, though wecould, we will. Oh my god,
you know what? We need things? What the fuck are you all
doing? I'm talking her I mentionedbefore. I'm telling you for some reason,
if you a stockholder draft Kings,damn it, I shouldn't be able
to play, regardless of what damnstate I live in. Number one.
Now. Secondly, we need toI swear we need access because I just

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heard r J and them boys frompre game just giving information and putting combos
together. Now, see what theinformation that we're missing. We have access
to play, but we're missing information. Imagine you putting combos together, like
putting the Same Day parlay together,and you actually throw in a number and

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you could see how much it affectsthe other numbers, you know what I'm
saying, So you could realize whatnumber, what stuff you had is a
good plate or not when you mixand match these combos, and we have
zero access to the Same Day andthe individual player combo, individual yeah,

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even to go cross functional like that, we can exactly And that's are you
you get I mean, that's thefun of it. If you're gonna throw
a parlay into you know, ahail marry or whatever, you might as
well do a hail marry and havefun with it instead of being able to
just pick you know two or three. You know, hunderdogs are and from
the same sport, you know that. I mean, clearly they want to

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get a lot of retail bread.They don't want a bunch of semi sharp
you know jokers who've been at itfor a little while, who's getting sharper
and sharper by the day, muchless real real deal Vegas syndicate jokers,
right, So they love this retailmoney, So why don't they pass that
access along? People love betting ondumb stuff like you know, a number

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of seconds and dumb stuff and draftkings and fan duel in these dudes and
for your fan dude, we onlytalk about draft king because first of all,
we need a scholarship sponsorship number one, yeah, yeah, in a
few more stock shares. But whatwe need is that access. We need
to have that access because the gameplayand just the the average person who plays

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lottery. Why do we Why arewe not constricted from playing lottery yet?
You can we are constricted in thisparticular arena when it's regulated. Make zero
sense, bro, zero sense?Uh scared Mookie bets on first base,
first batter of the game. Allright, well, let's you know we're
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followed up producer Chris Donovan at ChrisUnderscored Donovan. Yeah, so we out
there ready to go, trying toget the ball rolling again now that we
finally got our schedules mixed. Clickinga little bit here, but you know,

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you know what I've noticed told meI've noticed this a little bit,
did uh for some reason, notthe postal service, but when the retail
days when we first started this thingback in twenty nineteen, and you know,
you were still going through your shipat the beginning of your ship,
right and then uh and then uh, you know I was working crazy hours

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and retail and all that I foundit. I had a lot more time
to be able to research and havea lot more knowledge. And now with
a real job, working Monday throughFriday most times occasionally Saturdays that nine,
eight thirty to six or whatever.Bro, dog, I'm getting old because

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my old assets sleepy by the timeI get home and I'm in bed.
But like eight thirty or nine o'clockmost nights, I can't stay up on
the laptop for two or three hours. What's trying to trying to get some
notes together? So I got wholebunch of scribblish. I don't even have
my regular notes that we usually Ineed. I got a couple of homies

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you need to talk to. Youneed to talk to my homie and events
like you talking about man's uh,Doug Flutie. You need to talk to
Frank Thomas because they'll like it.Too. You feel what I'm saying.
You can get all of it,all of them. You're going for another
sponsorship home. Yeah, I meanyou gotta do something. I mean it's

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a vegetable. Go vegan, govegan, do something. I don't know.
The cardio, I don't know.I can't do no cardio, but
I wish I could. But Yo, you gotta do something. You gotta
do something, yo, because Iwas expecting you to say, Oh my
god, this is amazing. Thisschedule allows for so much more free time.
I'm dicking it off. But doesthat is true time? That is

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very true. Oh, I amdicking it off when I do have that
time, you know. But uh, that's only a couple of days a
week now instead of like every nightlike I thought it was gonna be.
Oh yeah, I'm cool, man, I throw it out a six pack
or a twelve packet up and rollo. Who baby, youth ain't youth is

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for people? That's young, yo. Yo. When you start, man,
you start, you start getting harderand harder to pop up in the
morning. That bounced back don't bethe same. That residual effect from the
morning lasts a little bit longer thanit used to and now it's noon and
you're still gonna yo. I waslike, yo, hey, time to

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make a change. Who once inmy herby bounced back with two strikeouts back
to back after the lead off walk. Let's get into some NFL. So
we need to really talk some NFLlast week. Yo. Whatever, what
what surprised you? The most?One thing that surprised you from week one?

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Let's go into week one and thenwe'll get into some week two plays.
But uh, what's uh? BecauseI know and I want to chime
in a little bit. But I'lltell you what. I'm not surprised from
the Detroit Football Lions, as wediscussed on the podcast before the Thursday night

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game. So we were all overthat your boys out there, your boys
an honest big homie and sticks here. We Uh we didn't have two bad
of a of a week in weekone. Uh, pretty sure. We
cleared at least eight units, sonot too bad. Yeah. And then

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but I'll tell you what did surpriseme is how bad my Seahawks were.
To be completely honest with you,especially you know after the first the first
two quarters, you know it's onlythirteen to seven after at halftime, you
know, I was thinking, ohcool, you know thirteen to seven.
No team gets shut out in thesecond half. What's our favorite play the

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second half over no doubt in yourmind that the second either especially Well we'll
get into that in a second.But you know, the team that's down
at halftime is obviously if you canget a good number, the team is
down in halftime usually gets up andthis will make it a game in the
second half, as we saw onThursday night this week. But uh,

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the Seahawks in the second half gotskunked. I did not see that coming.
But the Rams did score twenty threepoints. I don't remember what the
second half over underway. I wantto say it was twenty three and a
half. To be honest with you, I think I look but no,
I think I did not even Ithink I made a play like a dumbass.

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Yeah, but uh, yeah,the Seahawks were a little disappointing.
They gave up This will go intomy uh my homie hometown play of the
week later, but I'm just gonnathrow it out there now. But the
defense gave up four and twenty sixyards, only gave up ninety two rushing
yards. That's because Stafford could throwthe ball wherever you damn will wanted for

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uh three hundred thirty three hundred thirtyfour yards. But yeah, I mean
they got those two touchdowns, youknow from inside the rushing Your boy,
I don't know his name, dude, your boy got the two touchdowns.
That kid running back guy, huhyeah, that guy from inside the U

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to five. So but yeah,I think that was my most disappointing thing.
That's not even being a Homer.That was just really being disappointed in
that game all around, especially ifyou know the Rams aren't supposed to be
good. But you got Stafford sowe'll see, and a whole bunch of
nobody wide receivers. But you didn'tneed anybody. You didn't need old boy

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Cooper Cup out there well as ayeah, I mean, just on the
piggy back on what you just said. I was sent by a surprise by
the youth that we had in theirfight. I always know that youth always
is willing to give max Z effort. It's almost like college rot rot,
right. So you just come upfrom practice squad or you've been trying to

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make the fifty three for two threeyears in a row, and people keep
hearing your name, but they neversee you unless they see your name running
down the field on special teams.Now you get a chance to shine,
So you get a little you geta little pump. And I told you
you know how it goes to.The Rams are owned the Seahawks, and
it's been that way since they wasin Saint Louis, and so that's just

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a thing. So you can't taketoo much from that. But what I
get is that the Rams are maybenot as bad as I thought. Now
I'm not gonna go as far aswe could still make a run, but
they're not as bad as I thought. With our Cooper cup, I thought
it might be over over. Butif the Seahawks are going to look that
bad, then they might leave thedoor open for a playoff spot, which

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is a purgatory for the Rams.We don't want that. But my biggest
observation was, who the hell wouldhave thought you was only gonna get seventy
five seconds worth of visuals from AaronRogers, Jo, Oh, that's my
quarterback, not anymore? That wasthat's everybody's and I mean literally, yo,

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it's literally everybody's nightmare. Yo.What happened? Why? Why the
hell would you want to see aguy that you probably like, you got
him on Fantasy You probably you mighthave played him at the counter or your
favorite app, and you tuned inits Monday night. It's a solo game,
and damn it, it's nine toeleven. Okay, I'm tuned to

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Helly and Yo. And but bythe time I even got started situated to
get my nerves down after all ofsinging it banner waving and ship and yeah,
I'm trying to remember what happened andall that and trying to sit down
just full out yo. And Ilooked and I was like, as soon
as I saw it, and Icould have swore that I caught a glimpse

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of the foot of the foot beingrolled on during I mean real life play,
so I thought I saw something.So when he went down, I
was like, Oh, he's gonnabe out for a play, right,
I thought I saw him get rolledup on, so I thought for sure
he's Yo, He's gonna be out. I didn't know it was gonna be
that Yo. As soon as theyshowed the replay, I saw exactly what

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it was and Kobe didn't get rolledup on like that. Yeah, Well,
shout out to Aaron Rodgers man.He's a gamer, so we'll see
what happens when he comes back.But I mean, but it was a
lot of surprises out there aside forwhat happened in the NFC West. I
mean, we saw the yea youalready mentioned the kickoff game. You talk

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about the Lions roar. You knowwhat I mean? You got teams that
people don't even pay attention to.You got Atlanta running all over the place,
Djon, I'm talking about the youngguys, right, the young guys
showing out. And how I knowyou're gonna go on this ram once I
get you fired up right here,homie? What about Joe b and is

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one hundred yards passing and is threepoints of offense? There? It is?
Yeah? Soon, you know whathappens? Soon? Did you give
as soon as you give your brothersome money? Look what happened? And
you know Joe is out here,Cardier frames, he's out here problem in
this college. He's buying a littlebit of extra this and this is what
everybody in football works to achieve,is the second contract, right, That's

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where you get the paper at Soit don't matter after that whether you got
longevity or not. You've already robbedthe bank with no mask. So now
Joe is official. Essentially, ifhe had any kind of upfront signing on
money, that's you know how NFLworks, that's all you're really getting anyway

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until you play games. So he'sgood, and you know what's gonna happen.
He was getting beat the hell uplast year. Don't even act like
we can't act like he wasn't amiracle worker last year. You know what
I mean, he had a miracleseason. They tried to get him killed
every game, don't forget that.And now he's still getting killed, and
with us supposedly revamped offensive line,he's still getting killed and he don't look

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good. So he still looked injuredto me, is what I'm looking at.
Yeah, I mean he did havethat was it the calf and in
preseason the calf strain or whatever.Yeah said, you know, let's let's
knock on wood. This doesn't happen, but they said the calf. When
you have calf injuries, that's kindof what happens with your achilles. Ye.

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Yeah, So you know, let'ssee if he's gonna be getting late
on you know, yeah, Iwant to late on is not sacked,
but you know, hit five,seven, eight times a game pretty pretty
good. Then you just can't keeptaking that mini yeah from any from from

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anybody. But outside of that,it was just a big hodgepodge of action.
And you know how the first weekis you can talk about all kinds
of stuff and most of the stuffis going really float off of your fantasy
team, and you're gonna be surprisedby a couple of players. You're gonna
be disappointed by a couple of players. Man, word on the street is
after after the Thursday night game,fans is out here sending my man Alexander

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Madison death threats yo, all kindof wild stuff about people, fantasy teams.
I'm gonna tell y'all what y'all needto relax on. Way too serious.
Y'all ain't got that kind of money. Y'all ain't got life changing money
in these fantasy leagues. Get y'allmind right, Man, Raise your kids
right for real? Hey, youwant to give them your top five top

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five pr homie, Yeah, ifyou got that, And I'm gonna start
with mine because mine makes a lotmore sense than homies does. Well.
I don't know, but I thinkI will tell you that. I will
tell you that because of the firstweek, in the high level of action
that we saw, I realized thatI probably had some people under price and

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a bunch of people over price.All right, my top five, I'll
start at number five. Best teamin the NFL right now, five to
one. This is the there's theStixest power ranking, so said, yeah,
this is Sticks Power Inkings. Youcan hit us up on Twitter,

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use that hashtag sticks and sports atstick zero one, five and at Homie
Underscore Anonymous with your top five.But I got five, the Lac Los
Angeles Chargers, number four, Philadelnumber we'll have a joke artist, number
number three, Detroit number two,the Young Guns Trevor Lawrence and the Jacksonville

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Jaguars and coach Doug Peterson. Andthen number one. You can't get away
from this offense. Doesn't matter howmuch how many points their defense gives up,
but their offense is gonna score more. The Miami Dolphins. So I
got Miami number one, Jacksonville,Detroit, Philly, and the Chargers.

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You got Homie. Don't even letme, don't even don't even make me
tell you my top five quarterbacks inthis league right now, Well, you
might as well get into that.Everybody out of those two nove right now,
I'll give you my top five quarterbacksright now. I will go one
through five. Tua the young Kid, Trevor Lawrence Kirk Captain Kirk Cousins at

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number three, as Homie likes tocall him, Young Herb at number four,
and number five. Here's a surprisefor y'all, Baker the touchdown maker
at number five after week one.I'll give him that after week one.
But see, you know what andand what I like to make sure that

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you always say is that this isyours. Those were mine. I own
it, and I take one hundredpercent responsibility for it. Brother, That's
right. And one day and you'regonna have to tell everybody what the damn
criteria will tell you, right damnnow, though I'm asking me what my
criteria is. It's it's under it'svery very thorough, and it's very very

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cognito. Okay. I mean thoseare two things that I mean hard.
For those two things. I can'tgive up all my secrets right now.
Yeah, I'll give up my secretslater on this year, but not right
now. Well, I'm basically thinkingthe way that I look at stuff is
like I explained it before, Ithink I came up with an easier way
to explain the way I do it. So basically, the best team or

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even the best quarterback is worth atouchdown the way I look at it.
So let's just call that six points, right, So the best team is
a good is worth it is worththe six is what I look at it,
Okay, And that's best team atthis point based on criteria and what
I've seen and power ranking based onwhat Vegas said, the ability to score

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a touchdown without problem. If I'ma bank on this person, they gonna
score a touchdown. This team isgonna give me a touchdown guaranteed, and
it's gonna beet progressively less able togive me a touchdown. So the team
that's gonna give me a touchdown atthis point, if you and you could
probably damn as Vegas too, isthe damn forty nine ers. I hate
that. Damn. I hate itbecause you even said last number one,

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number one, you said you're gonnahave to You're gonna have to adjust to
forty nine ers, and I figuredI had them too low. Let me
look, I had them sure,even after what I watched them play week
two. The first thing I wrotewas upgrade, but that still had them

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at five. You mean if theNiners when you watch them week one.
Yep, after I watched them playokay, so I still had them at
only a three point five. Sothey were the fifteen on the list.
They weren't guaranteed to give me atouchdown. I didn't think so. Now
what I see now is they're guaranteeddamn near with that run game, and

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they're passing it and Debo has noteven got used to yet. So A
Kittle, he's not a fantasy guy. He doesn't. He is a blocker
and he's one of those Draymond Greentype characters. You need him, but
he ain't productive. Number two isPhilly. Philly's a five. Philly's one
point away from getting you there everysingle time out because they have that rush

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game. I try to tell youPhilly is not. Don't be getting into
all these fantasy things with A.J. Brown and Devon Medical something else
because you saw something they'll hit everynow and again. But that's a running
team, yell, and you cansee it by the way they're willing to
sacrifice last night willing to sacrifice onthe goal line every time by just pushing
dude in or pushing dude to getthe fourth down or first down on third

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if necessary. So you know thatthey're gonna be worthy of that. Casey
is next four and a half.They're half a point less than Philly,
half a point less than case Cthe Dallas Cowboys, and then I agree
with you on them being there.But the Dolphins is now that three and
a half position that the forty nineers were in. So the Dolphins you

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can because of the defense. Ithink that because you look at getting you
a touchdown, but you also haveto think about giving up a touchdown.
So it's both ways of And that'show I look at using that six to
create a lot of the way thatI run my bets, and I ain't
gonna get into the calculation, alot of tricking out the tray and calculus
out there for you young fellas.So that was your top five. You

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got San Francisco leaning it off atminus six, and then Philly, Casey,
Dallas, and Miami closing it outat minus three and a half.
And then you know what's gonna happenafter that? What we talked about a
couple of pods ago. Is thatbig group of quarterbacks that are met Joe

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Burrow, Jared gov H, TrevorLawrence, Lamar Jackson to Sham Watson,
your boy who just looked like askedthe other day Josh Allen. Yeah,
it's that same group and they're alljust like one or two points apart and

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to equal, like to basically thetop ten or the close to it.
What about your top five qbs whichyou think about those? Man, oh
look, I got you all right. So it's the same situation you already
know, and I'll start from thetop. It's super easy. I'm about
to fix this real quick. Butit's super easy though it. Number one
is Patrick Marles because of the abilityto do all of the all of the

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Steph Curry type effects of your game. He's going to do the one.
He's there for your magic trick.He's got your magic trick for you.
He's got your final pull up,the final rabbit out of the hat,
he's got the miraculous play, he'sgot everything behind him. You have to
put Jalen Hurts because for the samereason I was saying that run effect the

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effective way that old boy, run. It's not like Lamar Jackson where it's
crazy like Michael and Michael Vick,like I'm just taking off and I'm just
messing up the whole offense. Oh, dude is a part of the offense,
and it's structure number three. Thisis where it gets interesting, y'all.
It's two of the Tag, Yo. Two of the Tag is out

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here throwing dimes behind people's ears andhe's remember what did I say in the
group takes during week one? Thisdude is using the force, yoll twa.
He's got skills. He just can'tget hurt if they throw him around.
He's gonna have serious problems after that. You know where I'm going.

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I gotta throw my boy goofing there. Maybe he underperformed, yes, but
guess what, he just beat thedefending champs on their land and property.
That fool couldn't throw for another fuckingthree and a half yards though you really
couldn't. Though we had that,yo, we had we had goofed to
do fifty seven eight three for threefifty three. So we need four and

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a half yards or two fifty seven, sorry, two fifty seven, and
I think you got two fifty threeyeah, but we hey, and just
to let the people know the betof the season, everybody put your hands
together and go to church for theNew Orleans Saints. Everybody. Okay,
so just remember this name. We'regonna hear a lot about the Saints.

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You're gonna hear a lot about Saintsupdates, and you're gonna swear that.
We live in the third ward.And we were pulling up sitting in the
car with Master Pete. You knowwhat I'm saying. We got love,
Okay, we gotta love. Wegonna keep an eye on them too.
We got we we we we down. We end for them for the season
over. We need the Saints tobe the double digit in on the Saints.

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What was your number five? Whowas your number five? Quarterback?
Treve Lawrence? Oh Lawrence? Allright? Cool? Yeah, the main
Goopher is a good tossa. It'sbeautiful. We gotta peep your phone real
quick. We got let's see homiehometown places of the week. We didn't
get to do him last week,so we can rush through that real quick.

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We got a couple of minutes left. Ship. Where's my name now?
Okay, cool, I'm gonna layit out here real short and sweet
for y'all. Hey, well,we're gonna come in here. I'm gonna
come in here. I'm the producer, right, yeah, yeah, what
you got. He's back. I'mgonna led to do things right. Yes,
you are absolutely all right? Cool. I know you want to Yeah

(31:44):
I do. But you're gonna say, we'll be right back and then you
guys can start over so you're notrushed. Okay, you give it that.
Yeah, there we go. Hey, we'll be right back right now.
A yo, guess what. Backback in the house. We're back.

(32:09):
We're back. Yeah. Take alittle quick five minutes for a few
of the sponsorship opportunities to be worked. I had to get my lighting crew
on the right situation. I don'treally care about stuff like that, but

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I mean, if you're looking atsomething, I don't know what you gonna
do. I mean, if you'skind of hard up there. It's kind
of hard in the north of theborder, isn't it. I mean,
I'm trying to beat the ghost.I'm here. I'm like to be anonymous.
I like how it's a little Where'sWaldo? Where in the world is
Carmen? San Diego? All ofthese is my big home mies out here.

(32:52):
Yeah, well we're gonna Leonardo DiCapriodeparted all of that. We we
we we all over the place.We can be Well, we're back and
we're just gonna give you guys alittle couple of minutes here to close out
the show, because the last coupleof times we've been rushing through it,
getting it out of there, gettinggetting it done with. We are trying

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to we are keeping this a lotshorter for everyone. You know, we've
learned our lesson. We know wehave a lot to talk about. We're
gonna attempt to do more. We'regonna attempt to, you know, just
keep it at thirty forty minutes.But this one, you know, we
had to just go a little bitlonger. That's usually our downfall. We
always want to go a little bitlong. This is only with the two
of us. When we get y'allon here and everybody else is going,

(33:34):
then we can you know, figurethat out. We'll go a little longer,
stuff like that, but we canbreak it up into segs. But
anyways, so you know, anybodywants to come on the show, let
us know. The hashtag sticks andsports at Homie Underscore Anonymous at myself at
sticks zero and five. Hey,let's let's do let's have some conversations.
But anyway, let's get to thehomie hometown plays of the week, everybody's

(33:57):
favorite segment from last year, therebefore, and the year before. Yo,
we got graphics, and I'm tellingyou when we leveled up and we
got graphics, and I'm hearing theintro for it, yo, I get
so hype, y'all. Hype,y'all. I'm trying to tell you I'm
ready because when when I say somethingabout the hometown, the homies, they

(34:22):
know they feel that in they hoard, they feel that in their hoard is
deep for the hometown. It's overeverything for the hometown. This the reason
why, dude, This for thehometowns, for the homies, for the
hometown. Man, Yo, theseit's gonna be the homie hometown places or

(34:47):
the weekend. We're gonna do itright for y'all this time. Wait,
wait till we get to private graphics. They I'm gonna hire, I'm gonna
hire. Uh, I'm gonna bringout of retirement James Earl Jones, Dark
Vader is going to voys the homie. Oh, I don't even I don't

(35:10):
even have you'll work on it.If it was a doing it, then
we'd be I. But no,we're not doing that. It's the wrong
sport. The microphones. Yeah,well this guy I love it. All
right. Well, I'm gonna getinto my homie hometown plays of the week
for y'all. Uh, and it'sobviously the seat your your Seattle Seahawks.

(35:34):
Everyone's Seattle Seahawks, America's team,like the Seattle Mariners are America's team,
and we're gonna get to the playoffs. May I gotta get to the playoffs.
So anyways, but after last week'sdisaster on offense and defense, uh,
the Seahawks have to put together agood game. I'm not even going
out on a limb. I'm noteven gonna talk about the the spread.

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Everybody knows it's already gonna be anover game. But here are my homie
hometown plays of the week. AsI started with last week, Kan nine,
Kenny Walker had Kenneth Walker had twelverushes for sixty four yards average five
point three yards of rush. Thisweek, he's my offensive pick of the
week. He's gonna have twenty threerushes for one hundred and fifteen yards and

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two tuds. Okay, the defensegave up. Let's see, they had
zero sacks. Last week, theyhad four we are references earlier in the
show, had four and twenty sixyards against them, ninety two rushing and
three hundred thirty full war passing yardsagainst him from Matthew Stafford. So this

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week the defense gets their first twosacks, and I'm going out on a
limb here with this defensive yards againstOkay, went out on a limb before
I'm going out on a limb thatthey do not get up. They do
not give up more than count them, Homie, four toes downs, four

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hundred yards of total offense, lessthan four hundred yards of total offense.
That I don't have faith, brother, I don't have faith, but I
do have one more. It's adefensive special teams play. So I had
the offense, I gave you theoffense, I gave you the defense.

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But I'm going with the defense slashspecial teams play here because it involves a
pick six and a touchdown, andit's gonna be by none other than the
guy who played five seasons in Detroitbefore. Quandre Digs is gonna get a
pick six on Sunday back in Detroit. That's all I got. I like

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how you did that, how youhow you served that around, you did
the the you know that the bunnyears and he tied it together. I
like how you did that. Ilike how you did Quandre Digs back in
the house Plays of the week.Sometimes we reach out a little bit,
sometimes we just hit it right on, like Cooper Cup over one hundred yards.
Every game had to go out alittle bit, settle my settle my

(38:17):
emotions down, but make a playthat everybody wants to hear. Yo,
dang, I feel you. Ithought you were gonna say that you were
gonna take a Jason Meyers plus amillion to be this Ox MVP, because
it seems like that that might bethe way that things was headed. But

(38:40):
they over three and a half fieldgoals. I'm glad they turned it around,
and damn it, this week,I hope you right. Damn it.
I'm almost look, I hope you'reright. Not against Goof. I
mean to do what you gotta do, but we got bigger fish to fry.
We have to hate it highly anticipatedalways leave us devastating. My forty

(39:07):
nine ers coming in, man,I get so frustrated. Yea, So
I remember last year you were alittle frustrated with those forty nine at Rams
games, right, I can.It's high level of anxiety since I was
a kid. I have PTSD fromJoe Montana and Jerry Rice. What are
you supposed to do? Yeah,I can name more forty nine ers than

(39:29):
I could. You know what Imean. I can name more forty nine
ers. I can name more fortynine ers. Then I could probably name
Rams in the same era on myteam at that time, and I could
probably name a whole bunch of myRams from the same era that played in.
It's got deep rooted pain issues there. It's just yeah, they just
had way too many bodies. SoA runs deep. So this is a

(39:51):
big week for us. So thisis like civil war, This is the
Apple Cup, This is all thethem things for us in the Costa.
So in Ram's house, we hateto go down disappointed, disrespected. I
love the showing from the guys thisweek because I told you that these young
bucks were coming. These were namesthat were out there, and you're gonna

(40:14):
see more because I was waiting.Like I said in the text, I
haven't heard too too at Will's namebeing heard yet, and he's another guy
with hands and with speed, sodon't forget about Look, I need that
fullback on occasion, but this ain'tthe game for that. The forty nine

(40:34):
ers good a lot of Shenanigans.They know every Shenanigan we got. We
can't even do anything with them becauseof Shanahan's Shenanigans versus mc vey and that
kind of thing. We don't beatthem just in vice verse like the Seahawks
and that. So we just hopeto do well. Therefore, the line
and the new miracle number is whatseven forty nine is most hated favored by

(41:01):
seven points? Do you think thatthe power rank of the homie as anything
close to that? It actually does. I have them six and a half
better than that. I'm we arenot going to go out like that,
bye I touchdown. You got ustwisted. You know why. For the

(41:22):
reasons of this, there are namesthat you need to become acquainted with.
You need to become acquainted with PokaNikola, who will on a bomb,
growin, come back, Oh Yes, Homie, Hometown Play of the Week,
style sticks all that, Boys inmarriage a miracle sometimes pick my brain.

(41:44):
Cooper cup guaranteed a hundred yards everytime. Guess what, Pooka Nicola
did it once twice? Anybody twice? Poka Nicola coming back at you again
with a hundred okay, and wewill not go out by a touchdown.
We were gonna cover the points andI'm gonna put it all of the heat

(42:06):
and the love. Still a king, Matt Stafford, Yo, Sorry,
still it eight. It's gone downto seven. You know why, because
everybody's smart they know what time itis. We ain't gonna go out.
I take the rams at eight allday. Of course I would have that.
Well, that's what I'm saying,because there's nothing to lose there unless

(42:28):
you drop off either side. Now, if we drop off to the other
side and money starts coming in sixand a half, I'm on now,
I'm on because they're not beating usby a touchdown, that's it. So
if seven doesn't make it worth itenough to just be in there with all
this motivation and I'm sweating and stuffto break even to push like the six
we got last night. Zack Amundashout out to Captain Kirk, who might

(42:52):
be on his way to New Jersey. But Captain Kirk Hey, they throw
the ball around, don't they.They do. That's about all they can
do. They never heard of arunning back out there, but to put
a boat on this thing. Man, we love you, Cooper cut Brouh.
We miss you, my man.But my boy Pooka Nikola has got

(43:13):
your back. Two two two touchdown. Kai Who's house, Ram's house in
the house, Miles what baby whatud? Yeah? Yeah. Promo one
day, one day, I'm gonnalearn how to cut a promo. All

(43:35):
the w W watching when I wasa kid. Man, it's gotta be
good for something to pay off.Pay it's paying off. It's been paying
off pretty kids pretty there on me. Uh yeah, I I yeah,
that's one of the that's one ofmy best. My best bets for the
weekend is definitely la R fifth sevensix and a half, seven eight whatever.
Take it for sure. The professionalguys are infinite about it, are

(44:00):
they. Yeah, they're saying,if you know, if it drops,
if the money comes in and itgoes below seven, it's worth it because
the Rams are not as bad aspeople thought. But on the on the
or on the positive side, ifit goes up to eight or seven and
a half, then yes, butother than that. Other than that,
it's like some people are like,Okay, we know they're a little bit
better, but they're still without awhole bunch of pieces with a super young

(44:22):
defense. So we know that theycan't stop the run. So the first
Seahawks wasn't running. What are yougonna do when you don't run? So
we didn't have anything. You didn'tgo off the guts. Yeah, you
didn't go off the guts of theof the problem. So nice, you

(44:42):
got the smell face. We'll talk. We'll talk more offline. Get some
plays out there for y'all. Ifyou want your plays, you want any
you know, follow us on Twitteror or hit us up. You know
aceel v I a d ms vI am whatever you know. Plus my

(45:05):
dms are my dms are always openfor all you lovely young ladies out there.
But yeahs don't say don't say moneyorders, fool stance, no money
orders, and people don't do moneyorders cashier's check son. So yeah,
let's uh stay tuned. Peep outnext week's show with the feedback on the

(45:32):
homie hometown plays of the week.Hit us up with those that's Saints,
Hit us up with the hashtags ofsticks and sports. Let us know your
top five teams, power rankings,Homie power rankings, your top five quarterbacks
sticks as gun slingers. That'd beyou know, you know, the real

(45:55):
top five quarters, not the thetop five that Homie thinks he has all
day on. You want to talkabout what my uh content is it goes
into my top five quarterbacks? Idon't know. I kind of need to
know about what goes into your topfive quarterbacks on me? When you got
what? When you look up quarterbackin if you don't see your stand like

(46:20):
that, you know and on topof yours looking like whole hogan. If
your quarterback doesn't do that, thenhe can't be in the top five,
y'all. He can't be in thetop five if he ain't got if he
can't throw a dark you know,throw a penny into a start this more

(46:40):
like Aaron Rodgers was doing a hardknocks. If you can't do that,
then you can't be on this listrunning around here crazy. You look at
him, do you want to endup in the I R y'all? Look
at Mike if you if you missthe top five quarterbacks, you can just
rewind back to about I don't knowwhat was it, twenty minute paid Manning
for being a prototype Peyton Manny.You're talking about the old man type.

(47:05):
Joe Montana wish that he had theknowledge of to pay Manning. You know,
the forty nine ers would have bigcrazy man. How about that night?
Imagine that? Well, y'all,we we appreciate y'all listening. Remember,
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(47:49):
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y'all. Homie quick playing. We'vebeen waiting for the You were talking about
the w W promo. I thinkyou got one pretty good for the peeps

(48:12):
tonight. Well, I really don't. I probably birth them all. You
don't you don't have one that you'vebeen waiting to say. But I think
there's one that we missed out onthe last couple of times he did.
But you know how, you knowhow it always works. It's none but
freestyle in this game. You knowwhat I mean. I always come off

(48:34):
the dome. This writing stuff isuncomfortable. You know why. The best
freestyle in the world is all comefrom subconscious thinking coming to fruition right at
right at the top. You knowwhat I'm saying. Sometimes it's serious,
sometimes it's angry, sometimes it's animated. This time, remember this time,

(48:59):
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